>>1899131
>A. Yes

>>1899131
>A

>>1899131
>>A. Yes

>>1899131
>A. Yes

>>1899131
>>A. Yes

>>1899131
>A. Yes

>>1899131

>A. Yes

>>1899131
>A. Yes

Peering around the corner you tense and press yourself to the wall thanks to what you had seen. The reason for your terror? It was simple, really:

The Girl you had fought in the club was there along with another figure you had never seen before. He was easily taller than the girl, and in a way he reminded you slightly of the girls compatriot: Torchwick.

It was mostly the fact that the individual also was formally dressed and the addition of a cane and cigar, however after that much of the similarities ended. Whoever this individual was was clearly aware about ‘Some kid’ which you had a sinking suspicion was yourself. Whatever they had been talking about had shifted, talking more about the string of robberies that had been occurring all over Vale. While the shorter girl never said a word, it seemed the teen was more than happy to fill the silence.

“Look, I know we’re pushing all of this through ‘your’ part of the city; But look at it like this: Port Willow is the obvious choice and they have it buttoned down tight. If we allow for a small amount of our goods to get seized at Holly and Hershey Harbors we can draw them away. Add in the fake “attacks” and they’ll be quick to think we’re not gonna use Willow.” He insists, smacking the back of his hand into his palm for emphasis.

>It seems you’ve stumbled upon some serious stuff! What do you do?
>A. See if you can get in touch with the Junior Team to back you up.
>B. See if you can get in touch with the Sewer Team to back you up
>C. Leave it for now, you have information and that’s more important. Head inside.

>>1899199
>C. Leave it for now, you have information and that’s more important. Head inside.

>>1899199
>C. Leave it for now, you have information and that’s more important. Head inside.

>>1899131
>>A. Yes

>>1899199
>C

>>1899199
>C. Leave it for now, you have information and that’s more important. Head inside.
Deal with them later, weird evil brain shit needs to be fixed now.

>>1899199
>C

>>1899199
>>C. Leave it for now, you have information and that’s more important. Head inside.
Also what the hell happened with my last response?

>>1899199

>C. Leave it for now, you have information and that’s more important. Head inside.

>>1899220

Who knows?

>>1899199
>>C. Leave it for now, you have information and that’s more important. Head inside.

>>1899199
>C

>>1899199

Taking a quick snap of the duo with your scroll you make your way to the front of the club and step inside. Thankfully the music is far quieter than it had been the night you had been their before, however the lights are still incredibly low. Even from where you are you can see the members of your Cadre sitting by the bar with Junior and other patrons. Which was a better place to start than you had otherwise.

Coming down the stairs you keep your eyes on a swivel as you reach the bar.

“Am I interrupting something?” You ask, seeing Cardin and Weiss tense realizing they had, in fact, just heard their trusted leader behind them. Seeing Cardin turn you give him a nod and wave to Weiss.

“What’s up boss? Aren't you supposed to be restin’ or somethin?” He asks, turning fully ontop of his stool to look at you.

“Yeah well...i’m actually here to talk to Junior.” You inform him, suprising the man behind the bar.

“What could you possibly have to ask me after trashing my club a few nights ago?” He asks, standing to his full height before folding his arms.

>What do you do?
>A. Apologize for the bar, offer to pay for the damages
>B. It’s...private.
>C. Tell him infront of your team.

>>1899404
>>A. Apologize for the bar, offer to pay for the damages

>>1899404
>A

>>1899404
>A. Apologize for the bar, offer to pay for the damages
>C. Tell him infront of your team.

>>1899404
>A

>>1899404
>>A. Apologize for the bar, offer to pay for the damages

>>1899404

>A. Apologize for the bar, offer to pay for the damages
>C. Tell him infront of your team.

We can't pay for the damages, but it's fine to offer it

>>1899465
Chaos what is Luci's semblance?

>>1899469

I need to commit Sudoku now. Goddamn it

>>1899404

“I can repay you sir, with interest if it will help.” You say quietly, coming to finally meet his eyes.

Junior looks skeptical, an eyebrow peeking up as he leans to look at you.

“You sure about that, kid?” He asks, glaring at you.

You nod, quietly grabbing the glass of water in front of Weiss before focusing your Aura into it. After a few more seconds than usual the golden glow begins to spread along the mostly filled glass before it turns to solid gold. Junior looks shell-shocked as he picks up the now brick-like fluid and you give a chuckle. “It’s genuine, I assure you.” You promise with a smile.

He doesn’t question you, but sets the gold beneath the counter.

“So, what exactly can I help you with, Kid?” He asks, Folding his arms over his chest; Though you’re happy to see that at least the look of disdain has been at least replaced with begrudging respect.

>Well, what’s on the docket?
>A. I’m looking for someone in particular
>B. I need some information on people (the two outside)
>C.Other (Write-In)

>>1899900
>A. I’m looking for someone in particular

>>1899900
>A.
We came here to find the mysterious figure let's stick to that

>>1899900
>>A. I’m looking for someone in particular

>>1899900

>A. I’m looking for someone in particular
>B. I need some information on people (the two outside)

Can we go for asking both? If not just A

>>1899900
>>A. I’m looking for someone in particular
>>B. I need some information on people (the two outside)

>>1899900
>A. I’m looking for someone in particular
>B. I need some information on people (the two outside)

>>1899900
>A. I’m looking for someone in particular

>>1899900
>A. I’m looking for someone in particular

>>1899900

“I’m looking for someone in particular.” You say, rolling your shoulders. “A Huntsmen, would have just come in recently. If there's a place he might show up i’m thinking it would be here, at one of the largest clubs in the city.” You finish, waiting for any sort of reply.

Junior’s lips tighten, bringing a hand up to his chin in as he thinks it over. After a few seconds he gives a smile “You know, if anyone else just walked into my club, asking about some information I might not say a word. But you just walked in and slapped a few pounds of gold on my bar.” He says, before jerking his thumb to the unkempt huntsmen a the far end of the bar. “You’re in luck, that’s your man. Only one guy you could possibly be talking about.” He tells you.

You thank him before bidding your team farewell before making your way down the bar to the unkempt, disheveled man who currently had his face down on the bar and a half-empty glass of liquor. You would approach him with speed but given the large collapsed blade on his back you have your apprehensions. The man was crucial in...recovering you, which meant he was not something to toy with.

>How do you approach him.
>A. With caution, you have no idea what he could be like
>B. With respect, you’re still alive because this man was skilled enough to detain you
>C.With Confidence, this isn’t the time for cowardice.

>>1900581
>A. With caution, you have no idea what he could be like
>B. With respect, you’re still alive because this man was skilled enough to detain you

>>1900581
>B. With respect, you’re still alive because this man was skilled enough to detain you

It's only fair

>>1900581
>A. With caution, you have no idea what he could be like

>>1900581
>>A. With caution, you have no idea what he could be like
>>B. With respect, you’re still alive because this man was skilled enough to detain you

>>1900581
>>B. With respect, you’re still alive because this man was skilled enough to detain you

>>1900581
>>B. With respect, you’re still alive because this man was skilled enough to detain you

>>1900581
>B

>>1900581
>B

>>1900581

>B. With respect, you’re still alive because this man was skilled enough to detain you

Time to talk with best character

>>1900581

>A. With caution, you have no idea what he could be like

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>>1900581

Looking to the bar you quietly ask for a drink from Junior, and he obliges without even so much as a nod. Considering how much you had paid him there would be no real Net loss, that and you could always give him more. Walking up to the disheveled hunter you slide the drink towards him and without even picking up his head he catches it, sits up and downs it. He winces for a second before giving a loud sigh.

“Damn Junior, you trying to butter me up? You never waste the good stuff on Little ol-.” He begins before looking at you. It surprises you for a moment because his eyes are this pale crimson, similar to Yang’s when she was angry, yet lighter.

Before you can even speak up he tells you:

“No kid, I don’t give autographs.” Before resting his head back on the bar.

>How do you respond?
>A. “Why would I need your autograph?”
>B. “I’m not here for an autograph, I need to speak with you.”
>C. “Thank you” (no context)

>>1902306
>C

>C. “Thank you” (no context)
Then

>>1902306
>B. “I’m not here for an autograph, I need to speak with you.”

>>1902306

>B. “I’m not here for an autograph, I need to speak with you.”

>>1902306
>B. “I’m not here for an autograph, I need to speak with you.”

>>1902306
>>B. “I’m not here for an autograph, I need to speak with you.”

>>1902306
B

>>1902306
>>B. “I’m not here for an autograph, I need to speak with you.”

>>1902306
>>B. “I’m not here for an autograph, I need to speak with you.”

>Jack Daniels

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>>1902306

>>1902306

“I’m not here for autographs...i’m here to talk.” You explain, taking the barstool beside him.

The man doesn’t move but you push on nevertheless.

“Does the Forever Fall ring a bell?” You ask, and you see the slightest tension in his shoulders but little more.

“Well yeah kid, it’s just north of us.” he mutters, propping his head up on his elbow. “Your point?”

“I mean in the last couple of days.” You counter, folding your arms.

The man glares at you, slowly sliding his hand down to his sheathed weapon. “And what does it mean to you, I didn’t know kids were getting into the whole snooping business so early.” he warns.

>How do you reply?
>A. “It was me.”
>B. “I’m not here to fight.”
>C.” Snooping Business?”

>>1902850
>B

>>1902850
>B. “I’m not here to fight.”
Then random thank you.

>>1902850
>A. “It was me.”
>B. “I’m not here to fight.”

>>1902850
>>B. “I’m not here to fight.”

>>1902850
Remember when Ozpin interrupted your week long bender to get you to fight a Grimm Qrow?

>A. “IT WAS ME QROW"

I WAS THAT GRIMM.

>>1902850
>A. “It was me.”

D. "And I was hoping you could tell me what was going on... Want another drink?"

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>>1902867

>>1902850
>A

>>1902850
>>A. “It was me.”
>>B. “I’m not here to fight.”

>>1902850
>B. “I’m not here to fight.”

>>1902850

“I’m not here to Fight, More that...i’m looking for answers, answers I think only you could really give me.” You say quietly, standing stone still as the man continues to pull out the short blade affixed to his back.

“And what part of you being a snoop did you not here. I’m being nice here, kid; Leave it be, or i’ll make sure no one ever finds out where you died.” He warns, face contorting in a predatory growl.

“It was me.” You say, and you see the light of recognition in his eyes.

“You’re kidding.” He mutters, looking to the half--finished drink on the bar with a frown. “I don’t have enough booze for this.” He adds, though you smile.

“I can provide the liquor if you can help explain to me what’s going on.” You offer, turning the empty glass to solid gold before tossing it to junior, who promptly passes back a rather large bottle of alcohol.

The smile that goes onto his face is one that would be akin to a cat catching the canary.

“Where to, kid?” He asks

>Where do you go?
>A. May as well go outside, it’s quiet and you can talk in the alley.
>B. To the roof, no one ever checks rooftops
>C. The Bank, may as well walk and talk.
>D. Other

>>1903327
>>1903327
>B. To the roof, no one ever checks rooftops

>>1903327
>B. To the roof, no one ever checks rooftops

>>1903327
>B. To the roof, no one ever checks rooftops

Just like my mongolian stopmotions

>>1903327
c. the bank, may as well walk and talk

>>1903327
>B. To the roof, no one ever checks rooftops

>>1903327

>B. To the roof, no one ever checks rooftops

Just like they'd do in my Vietnamese puppet shows

>>1903327
>B. To the roof, no one ever checks rooftops
Just like my chinese phenakistiscopes

>>1903327
>B. To the roof, no one ever checks rooftops
Just like them peep shows back east, boyo.

>>1903327

“The Roof?” You suggest, and you see the man chuckle.

“You really are going for the tropes, huh?” He jokes, grabbing two glasses from behind the bar before heading for the staircase.

You follow him, the bottle of Gin bobbing in your hands as you follow. You would have expected him to talk more but he says nothing as you make your way up to the roof level. Stepping through the door you have to cover your eyes from the sudden change from low-lit club to blisteringly bright september skies.

Stepping out between the radiator’s and A/C units the man takes a seat on the ledge of the building and sets the glasses down before motioning for you to join him. Sitting across from you he takes the bottle from you, cracking it open before pouring the contents into both glasses.

“I don’t care if you’re sober, I don’t care if you want to hold onto that sobriety. Trust me, you’re going to want to drink that now and keep drinking until we’re finished, kid.” He warns, downing a swill of the drink before looking to you

>Roll 1d100-10

Rolled 27 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>1904255

Rolled 80 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>1904255
Iron liver

Rolled 40 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>1904255

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>1904255

I do hope I crit

Rolled 30 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>1904255

Rolled 26 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>1904255

Rolled 98 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>1904255

>>1904255

You follow along and take a gulp of the drink, and almost immediately regret the initial amount. While the taste is something you would love to comment on; it is the hot, burning sensation as it goes from your tongue into your throat. Tears nearly well up in your eyes but you steel your nerves, and after a gasp you look at the man. He seems impressed, if only slightly.

“Not bad kid, if I'm half honest I was hoping that would knock you out so I could get on with my life.” He tells you, clearly sarcastic. Before you can respond however the man extends a hand to you.

“Name’s Qrow.” The man, now known as Qrow, introduces.

You return the shake and inform him of your own name, though all you get in return is a wry ‘that's nice’.

“Now then, to business. You want this with sugar on top or do you want this straight. Either way this is gonna be a rough ride.”

>How do we take it?
>A. Sweet and Sarcastic
>B. Serious and Straight

>>1904405
>>B. Serious and Straight

>>1904405
>B

>>1904405
>B

As if there were any other choice

>>1904405
>>B. Serious and Straight

>>1904405

>A. Sweet and Sarcastic

I'm curious for this option

>>1904405
>B
Luci is a big boy he can take serious explanations

>>1904405
>B. Serious and Straight

>>1904405
>B. Serious and Straight

>>1904405

“Just hit me with it, it’s why I came to you over Oobleck or Ozpin.” You inform him, folding your arms as you let the burning sensation reside in your throat.

“Well, you asked for it: Kid, you’re more messed up than a Mistral Brothel on a bad day.” Qrow says, taking another swig of the drink before having to fill it up with more from the bottle.

“What do you mean by that? That’s not answering anything, Qrow.” You tell him, frowning.

“Well, it’s hard to really explain because I don’t know the full details, but from what i’ve been told and what I understand you’re a bit of an impossibility.” He answers, yet another amount of booze going down the hatch before holding it up, the glass now half-emptied.

“See, let’s say this glass is you.” He starts, pointing to the ambered liquid “That’s the actual you that’s left after...whatever mess they did to you. And the empty parts are...not.”

“What do you mean ‘not’? You mean because i’ve got no Arms!? Or is i-” He cuts you off by saying what you dreaded to hear.

“Your Soul, kid; You’re a tatter-soul: A messed up monster of a human being.” He says, though he breaks his eyes away from you as it sets in.

>What do you say?
>A. So...i’m missing a soul?
>B. What does it mean for me?
>C. You’re joking, I told you to be serious!

>>1904934
>>A. So...i’m missing a soul?

>>1904934
>>B. What does it mean for me?

>>1904934
>A

>>1904934
>B.

>>1904934
>B. What does it mean for me?
Because the glass isn't half empty. It just has two kinds of thing in it, air and liquid sunshine.

So the question is, if we extend the metaphor, what's the "air"?

>>1904934
>B. What does it mean for me?

>>1904934

“And...what does that mean for me?” You ask quietly, taking another sip of the burning liquid.
“Well...how do I explain this. I guess knowing what a tatter-soul is will help first, won’t it?” He ask’s with a chuckle.

You nod.

“Tatter-Soul is an old term, a very old term. See, back before dust was prevalent many civilizations were forced to do some rather...drastic things. One of those things was the creation of tatter-souls.” Qrow starts, taking another sip before continuing. “Tatter-Souls are created by deep scarring to the soul, usually though emotional or mental trauma. Usually it isn’t by choice, since if you know it’ll happen it won’t hurt. With that in mind those who suffered this changes had, as you can imagine, their souls torn.”

“And..what did this do for them?” You ask, feeling your chest tightening at the prospect.

“Well, usually the tears were small, so they were just more aggressive, more ferocious, more capable fighters than the usual. That even without dust or much aura they could down Grimm before being taken down. However...in your case.” He trails off, taking another long drink.

>Do you push for the answer?
>A. Yes, he has to. He’s already gone this far.
>B. No, it may be better for you to leave it at that.

>>1905253
>>A. Yes, he has to. He’s already gone this far.

>>1905253
>>A. Yes, he has to. He’s already gone this far.

>>1905253
>A. Yes, he has to. He’s already gone this far.

>>1905253
>A

>>1905253
>A

>>1905253
>>A. Yes, he has to. He’s already gone this far.

>>1905253
>A. Yes, he has to. He’s already gone this far.

>>1905253
>A. Yes, he has to. He’s already gone this far.
Motherfucker you are not doing the, "I am giving you the name of your problem, but I wont tell you what that means", cliché.

>>1905253

“What do you mean, my case?” You insist, turning to look Qrow in the eyes.

“Well...if what Oz told me is true, you’ve got a LOT of your soul missing. Like a half-and-half kinda deal. To be honest it’s incredible that you’re even alive, because there has never been a tatter-soul as...well, torn as you.” He tells you.

“How…?”

“I don’t know, but i’m sure you can guess what’s been such a big problem. With so much of your soul missing, something had to fill the space. With other tater-souls it’s never been such a big issue, usually they just lose a bit of their emotional depth when it doesn’t involve more...negative human emotions. But with you? Something is deeply wrong with you because of how...unique your spiritual biology is.” He says, taking a sip of his drink before urging you to do the same.

You do so, while he takes the time to continue explaining. “Like I said, because of HOW much was lost something had to take it’s place; And something did fill that space, kiddo. Take a guess at just what did.” He commands you, and the thought fills your heart with ice.

“Judging how quick you’ve gone pale, something tells me you’ve figured it out. You’re part-Grimm, kid; What happened to you? Well, it started taking control.” He answers, and you feel your whole world turn itself up on it’s head.

>Wat do?
>A. Panic.
>B. Try and form a coherent question
>C. This isn’t real...this isn’t real!

>>1905635
>A. Panic.

>>1905635
>B. Try and form a coherent question
>D.
"I was planning on making a pistol as a side arm, should I just make one round for it?"

>>1905635
>B. Try and form a coherent question
Fail
>A. Panic

>>1905635
>B. Try and form a coherent question

>>1905635
>Grab Qrow's drink and down it all

>>1905635
>B. Try and form a coherent question
>A. Panic

>>1905635
>A. Panic.
>B. Try and form a coherent question

Roll a flat d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1905662

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1905662

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1905662

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1905664
Well.....that's a roll.
>>1905662

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1905662

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1905662

>>1905635

You feel your heart go into overdrive as the realization hits you like a meteor. You’re a monster, a beast, a-

Your face stings as Qrow slaps you.

“Kid, breathe, breathe.” He sternly tells you, before sighing.

“Look, i’m not the best for being all soft and gushy; If you wanted that it would have probably been better to go to someone else. However, i’m probably the most useful person you could have asked; I...usually go out and about all over remnant and if there is one person who could help you with your little...condition it would be me and my associates.” He promises you.

You sigh, and follow through with his instructions and begin to breathe. After a few seconds you look at him and you watch him bring up his empty glass and shows you that your eyes are now similar to his own: Pale and Crimson.

“From what little I know from what i’ve managed to see it’s based off of your emotions...the stronger negative emotions you have the easier it is for it to take over. Fear, Anger, Pain...while in the other direction your positive emotions will allow you to maintain better control, at least in theory.” He tells you

>Do you say anything?
>A. Talk to him about how it started, the lure of Silver
>B. Talk to him about the way it’s been taking over you.
>C. Keep quiet.

>>1905768
>A. Talk to him about how it started, the lure of Silver
>B. Talk to him about the way it’s been taking over you.

>>1905768
>A. Talk to him about how it started, the lure of Silver
>B. Talk to him about the way it’s been taking over you.

>>1905768
>>A. Talk to him about how it started, the lure of Silver
>>B. Talk to him about the way it’s been taking over you.
JUST DON'T MENTION THE MOST RECENT TIME.

>>1905768
>>A. Talk to him about how it started, the lure of Silver
>>B. Talk to him about the way it’s been taking over you.
THIS IS A BAD IDEA BUT FUCK IT I AIN'T A METAGAMING SISSY BITCH

>>1905768
>A. Talk to him about how it started, the lure of Silver
>B. Talk to him about the way it’s been taking over you.
And mention we have been acting weird around this girl on our team named Yang.
>>1905785
Ignore her, LETS HIT THIS TRAINWRECK BALLS TO THE WALLS ACIDENT STYLE! FOR GREAT SPAGHETTI!

I FUCKING HATE MY LIFE NOW.

>>1905793
Imagine Lucy's liver, head, and whatever is left after Qrow is done with him when he finds outs his favorite little girls are the ones he's hitting on/going berserk near. THIS IS GREAT!

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>>1905768
>A. Talk to him about how it started, the lure of Silver
>B. Talk to him about the way it’s been taking over you.

>Qrow's face as he listens to Luci confess that he Grimm's out whenever he gets some action with his nieces.

>>1905768

>B. Talk to him about the way it’s been taking over you

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>1905768

“I...it has been coming up in other ways, Sir.” You say quietly, stirring your drink and breaking eye contact, watching the color slowly fade back to jade.

“I haven’t been called back since up until the full freak out, which even Oz doesn’t even know how it started.” He informs you, and you swallow.

“I...uh...I know how it started.” You say, seeing his legs twitch as he turns to look at you closely. Knowing he is waiting you sigh and continue “It...one of my teammates is...well...I think it’s been trying to do something about them ever since we met. Nothing Bad...per say but...drawn, I guess is the best way to put it. I think of her as a friend and yet one night she was feeling down, afraid of being a leader and out of nowhere there was this...pull. And...I saw the eyes in hers and...next thing I know i’m in the infirmary.” You inform him and he folds his arms, curious

“Oh? A girl huh, didn’t think the Grimm were into that.” He muses, stroking his chin.

“A-actually about that.” You interupt, face reddening. “I...it isn’t the only girl that this..thing has had been awoken by. My partner uh...she’s very...bold and confident and likes to tease me...because i’m me...you know, the great shy loser.” You explain, wincing as that little pang of inadequacy shoots through you.

“A-anyway, enough about that...but recently we ended up in an uh...embarrassing situation and it turned it around and uh...left a hickey.” You say, and you hear him laugh.

“I’m amazed she didn’t kill you for that, she must like you for a partner.” He insists, a grin on his face “need a few tips?” He asks, eyebrows wiggling.

>Do you ask for some tips?
>A. Sure..um...about the girl or the beast?
>B. No no this is more important

>>1905818
>A. Sure..um...about the girl or the beast?

>>1905818
>A. Sure..um...about the girl or the beast?

>>1905818

>A. Sure..um...about the girl or the beast?

I...I don't see why not? WHO'LL JOIN ME?

>>1905818
>A. Sure..um...about the girl or the beast?

>>1905818
>A. Sure..um...about the girl or the beast?

>>1905818
>>A. Sure..um...about the girl or the beast?

>>1905818
>A. Sure..um...about the girl or the beast?
I can't wait for when Qrow sees us use his moves on Yang.

>>1905818
>A. Sure..um...about the girl or the beast?
>>1905822
Everyone, everyone wants to see the punchline. Why ask such a dumb question, did you get in Khorne's calming bloodbooze again?
>>1905831
Cough Ruby too cough

>>1905835

I got mushrooms from Nurgle actually

>>1905839
Ahhhh, Papa gave you some of his home grown dank shit huh? Explains that question then, carry on.

>>1905818

“On...which sir?”

“Well, Which girl are you into?” He asks with a chuckle.

“I meant if you were talking about the girl or the beast.” You mumble but he waves his hand.

“That can wait, this is some important stuff, kid! Happiness is probably the thing that’ll keep you alive the longest, let alone keep you sane!.” he insists, before chuckling “I Only have nieces, so I don’t get to have the ‘cool uncle and nephew’ shtick. Let me have this.” He false pleads.

You aren’t sure if he just is in a mid-life crisis or he genuinely wants a nephew, regardless you decide to actually think about it.

If you were honest you weren’t sure of who you were into. Sure you had known Yang and had more importantly SEEN Yang in ways you had not seen any of the other females you had been around; But at the same time you had known her for what? Three, four days?

>What do you do?
>A. Be honest, you honestly don’t know who you would be happy with and you’ve never been around women in the last few years.
>B. Be honest, you don’t know who you would want to be with, all you know is that you enjoy the company of either the girl who set everything off or your partner.

>>1905848
>>A. Be honest, you honestly don’t know who you would be happy with and you’ve never been around women in the last few years.

>>1905848
>A. Be honest, you honestly don’t know who you would be happy with and you’ve never been around women in the last few years

>>1905848
>A. Be honest, you honestly don’t know who you would be happy with and you’ve never been around women in the last few years.

>>1905848

>A. Be honest, you honestly don’t know who you would be happy with and you’ve never been around women in the last few years.

>>1905848
>A. Be honest, you honestly don’t know who you would be happy with and you’ve never been around women in the last few years.

>“I Only have nieces, so I don’t get to have the ‘cool uncle and nephew’ shtick. Let me have this.”
Weaver please, now you're starting to make me feel bad.

>>1905855

Hey, play your cards right and he might just be 'cool Uncle Qrow'

Should we also state what happened before we went so many years without girls? The violet incident?

>>1905861
He is acting like an uncle not a therapist.

>>1905855
Implying we wont pull of making ourselves look cool in front of Uncle Qrow. We bought him Gin to drink on top of a roof.
>>1905861
The what incident?

>>1905867

Violet being an emotionally manipulative cunt

>>1905848

You screw your eyes shut before you decide to be honest with the otherwise complete stranger.

“Look...I don’t know, I don’t know how to feel or what to feel or anything. I’ve been out in the woods for the better part of ten years with my best friend because we wanted to be hunters and not Atlas military puppets. But doing that also meant I don’t know women, I don’t know how to talk, how to be, let alone how to make one happy...and before that? Well the only girl I ever liked rejected me because I was a cripple.” You say, chuckling before looking up at the man, trembling.

“How could ANYONE love something like me, with these arms...with this curse?” You ask, the real thing tearing you up now free for him to see.

You were afraid that with this you’d be alone, that you’d be consumed by this recently discovered darkness that quite literally was fighting for dominance over your soul. Before you could further say anything you feel the warmth of the man’s rough, calloused hand on your shoulder. Looking up at him you see a sight you had not expected to see in a man of his youth.

He looked old, far older and far more tired than anyone you had met; Even those in the harshness of the wilderness looked anywhere as weary and as emotionally exhausted as the semi-drunk hunter before you.

“Trust me kid...I asked myself that question every day for years when I was your age.” He starts, his voice weaker and lacking the bravado it had only moments before. “I’m the world's worst luck charm and it shows; If I stay around people too long all I do is bring them misfortune, and it isn’t even my choice.”

You go to speak but his hand squeezes your shoulder gently and you take it as a sign to shut up.

“But even with all that.” He says with a weak chuckle “I managed to find someone who could see past all of that and care enough to want to spend her life with me.” He says, and the smallest, most genuine smile you had ever seen peek along his lips. “Sadly she’s no longer with us...with me, but she...left something behind and I refuse to lose that ray of sunshine.”

You watch this warm, almost filtering smile die on his lips and the coy grin return.

“So, enough being a grumpy old man. The point is, don’t worry about it; Those who care will come to find you, not the other way around.” He chuckles, before getting to his feet.

“You know what, let’s make this day a fun one, come on I got a treat for you.” He promises, heading back for the door into the club.

>Do you follow him?
>A. Yes
>B. No

>>1905896
>A. Yes

>>1905896
>A. Yes

>>1905896

>>1905896

>A. Yes

Come on Qrow, cheer up out good boy

>>1905896
>A. Yes

>>1905896
>>A. Yes

>>1905896
>A. Yes

>>1905896
>A. Yes

>>1905896

Since you can’t talk to him you mutely follow him, descending down the stairs after him. However instead of stopping on the ground floor he continues down. Before you can catch up to question him you’ve reached the basement, with a large iron door being held shut with a rather large looking goon beside it. Before the man can say anything Qrow holds up his hand and gestures to you.

“He’s with me.”

At that the man stands aside and the large door is slid aside, and the sound of low bass and distant music hits your ear. The room is dimly lit as you enter, with a series of long tables with a pole sticking out on one end of it.

The hell is the point of this place?

Before you can ask him, he, as well as yourself are escorted by a pair of rather busty and scantily clad women to a pair of seats. They also set down a pair of glasses before one of them takes the bottle from your hand, pouring both you and Qrow a glass.

“Qrow...uh...where are we?” You ask

He holds a hand up hand ‘shh’’s you

“Relax kid, show’s about to start.”

>Roll pasta -10

Rolled 1 - 10 (1d20 - 10)

>>1906134

Rolled 8 - 10 (1d20 - 10)

>>1906134
You madman!

Rolled 9 - 10 (1d20 - 10)

>>1906134

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1906134

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Rolled 4 - 10 (1d20 - 10)

>>1906134
oh boy

>>1906136
OH BOY

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1906134

Shit

Rolled 8 - 10 (1d20 - 10)

>>1906134

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1906136

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1906134

Rolled 7 - 10 (1d20 - 10)

>>1906134

>>1906136
Well, I gave you all plenty of time to roll a twenty, looks like we are getting steamy spaghetti

>Qrow watches us fidget and twitch as the women dance.
>"Pretty good view hey kid"
>mumble out that yangs were better.
>music stops, glass breaks, everyone stares at lucius.

>>1906134

When the lights dim you aren’t sure what to think, but once the music starts back up and the velvet curtains on the far side peel away you feel your jaw drop. There is a girl,shorter than you certainly with a pair of black pigtails and emerald green eyes in a parody of what you can only assume is a Beacon Academy outfit. Between the shorter than needed skirt and jacket, cut away top and lace leggings rather than knee socks it was certainly not a way you had imagined to see the outfit and couldn’t help but imagine the various females you knew in such an outfit.

However you also do your best to ignore the subconscious ‘jump’ to attention as you watch transfixed.

As the girl saunters down towards the pole you can’t help but feel like her bright green eyes are locked onto yours and that the mischievous little grin that slowly spreads on her face sends a slight shiver down your spine. You can see plenty of other individuals around the table cheering and catcalling as they throw lien onto the table-turned-stage. The moment she reaches the pole though you begin to deeply appreciate the female figure.

You watch transfixed as the female saunders, climbs, bends and twists herself around the pole with an ease that teeters on professional; However that ease is equally mixed with a slowness and control that certainly made plenty of the other onlookers drool. You want to deny that every time she spins around or bobs down in your general direction that they are directed at you, but the eyefuls of cleavage and...other parts makes you uncertain.

Though the Scourge certainly enjoys what it see.

The dance continues for what feels like an eternity, and when it ends you cannot help but also clap.along with the rest of the patrons. Though it seems that the awkwardly enjoyable display was far from over, as the girl begins to step down from the table and ends up just behind your chair.

“Seems the girl likes you, Kid. She wants to give you something extra.” Qrow teases, ribbing you with his elbow gently.

>Do you go with the girl?
>A. I...Wha..Uh (Yes)
>B. B..but Qrow (Hesitate)
>C. I...i’m good, really! I Should get back to beacon now! (No)

>>1906212
>A. I...Wha..Uh (Yes)
>B. B..but Qrow (Hesitate

>>1906212
>C. I...i’m good, really! I Should get back to beacon now! (No)

>>1906212
>A. I...Wha..Uh (Yes)
NO BRAKES ON THE COOL UNCLE QROW TRAIN

>>1906212
>C. I...i’m good, really! I Should get back to beacon now! (No)

Poor Luci probably can't handle this attention

>>1906212
>D. Freeze
>A. I...Wha...Uh...(Yes)

>>1906212

>B. B..but Qrow (Hesitate)

>>1906212
>C. I...i’m good, really! I Should get back to beacon now! (No)

My Neo senses are tingling

>>1906212
>A. I...Wha..Uh (Yes)

>>1906212
>>A. I...Wha..Uh (Yes)
Go go scourgeo removeo virginityo

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>C.

No fucking more. We're already buried under Mt. Sphaghetti, home to the shrine of the Flying Sphaghetti Monster, we don't need more of this.

>>1906245

You REALLY want to loose it to a stripper?

>>1906212
>A. I...Wha..Uh (Yes)
>>1906246
I'm only doing this because of you

>>1906212
>C. I...i’m good, really! I Should get back to beacon now! (No)

Abort mission!

>>1906245
>>1906253
I think you guys have strip clubs and brothels confused

>>1906212

I'm changing

>C. I...i’m good, really! I Should get back to beacon now! (No)

>>1906263

Been a long day for me

>>1906212
>>A. I...Wha..Uh (Yes)

>>1906253
We all know Lucy's gonna drop more spaghetti than an Italian restaurant when we get back there, chaos.

>>1906212
>A. I...Wha..Uh (Yes)

>>1906212
>>A. I...Wha..Uh (Yes)

>>1906290

I like spaghetti too, but I have it in moderation

Looks like we're giving this stripper a ride..

Roll Spaghetti -5

Rolled 15 - 5 (1d20 - 5)

>>1906337

Rolled 10 - 5 (1d20 - 5)

>>1906337

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1906337

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1906337

Fuck

Rolled 3 - 5 (1d20 - 5)

>>1906337

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1906337

Rolled 9 - 5 (1d20 - 5)

>>1906337
Check out this nat 1

Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1906337
PLEASE BE A ONE!

Rolled 11 - 5 (1d20 - 5)

>>1906337

>>1906347
Oh shit lets go!

>>1906347
CHAOS YOU MADMAN

Rolled 13 - 5 (1d20 - 5)

nat 1 baby

Rolled 5 - 5 (1d20 - 5)

>>1906337
COME ON NAT 1

Rolled 5 - 5 (1d20 - 5)

>>1906337

Rolled 7 - 5 (1d20 - 5)

>>1906337

Rolled 1 (1d20)

Because I've already broken Weaver's soul, let's see if a one happens.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>1906347

1=Good
2=Uh oh

>>1906363
Even better, Nat 0

Rolled 11 - 10 (1d20 - 10)

>>1906337
Time to be an Alpha

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1906367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AfuQd_xZlKw

WHELP, FUCK YOU KAR YOU BITCH

LOOKS LIKE WE'RE DOUBLE FUCKED

Rolled 3 - 5 (1d20 - 5)

>>1906337
>2 nat 1s
Oh lord

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MAKE THAT TRIPLE FUCKED

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Weaver right now.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

Rolled 52 (1d100)

Just going to roll this to see if Weaver will ever recover from this mental anguish

Rolled 4 (1d20)

https://strawpoll.com/8739c7z2

Vote so that please for the love of god I can keep on going.

I'll Close the Poll in like...Ten-ish Minutes. May take me awhile to actually write it because this will be...more...detailed.

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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>Mfw for once the terrible rolls aren't caused by me
CELEBRATION ROLL

>>1906477
You still roll terrible

Congrats.

Okay, poll is closed: The current Results are; At the time of closing the Poll.

Something Lighter: 10
Something Light: 5
Something Heavy: 5

All the Anons who voted A contributed to this.

God damn it anons.

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What have I woken up to?

>>1907047
I don't know, but I feel kind of pissed, and can only assume the people that voted for Acid's thing fucked everything up for us and Qrow.

>>1907052
He'd find out sooner or later

>>1907047
>>1907052
Qrow took us to a strip club, morons voted to stay, rolled a lot of ones, now Neo is giving us a lap dance. Quick update for those waking up.

>>1907058
If we die, I am killing them all for making us act like Khrone.

>>1907058
don't forget the bj she's about to give us.
how many anon's are gonna jump ship to Neo now that she's the first person we're fucking?

>>1907061
Are we actually getting a blowjob scene in thread, or is it getting binned and we continue off from where it left off? Because I hate that break thing, but its been done before.

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Jokes on you, I was on the Neo ship since the beginning, I just never actually expected her beat Yang or Ruby.
>>1907064
It is getting binned to my knowledge.

>>1907061
Oh and, did you confuse brothel and strip club or something. I doubt we would get that, Even though Neo probably knows that Lucy is hung like a horse, and the image of her getting a bruise from it is amusing.
>>1907066
Huh, gonna need that link regardless. Your kinds shit taste notwithstanding, I still want my smut.

>>1907072
ahem -> >>1906443

>>1907072
Just returned from sleep, while "no touching" is a legal thing in the US that sort of thing still does occasionally happen in "the back room" seeing how people still get in trouble for it. In other countries that's not even a rule at all, because on balance Murrica is actually one of the most prudish and deeply socially conservative places in the world.

>>1907072
All these anons assuming Neo is going to be fucking Lucy.

Isn't it obvious? The Scourge is going to be fucking her. Hope she likes it rougher than normal. With Lucy's luck she does, and will begin stalking him. Also this adds a poignant edge to her rivalry with Yang.

Oh for fuck sake please tell me this quest isn't going with the retarded theory that Ruby is Qrow's daughter.

Oh for fuck sake please tell me this quest is going with the awesome theory that Ruby is Qrow's daughter.

>>1907287
>>1907289
Weaver thinks it makes sense.

>Lucy is so backed up that Neo ends up suffocating on his splooge
>Lucy has to explain this to Yang and Ruby

>>1907294
I could get him not wanting to hurt her and avoiding her, if he actually did that.
But he trained her in a highly dangerous weapon, in person.

There is no reason for him to have hidden that.

There's no evidence for it either.

>>1907320
May I also remind you that the show is built on character tropes? That meaning it would be a plot point that could be used later for drama.

Excluding that fact let's do some basic genetic factoring first:
1. Summer has to be the mother, seeing as I doubt that Tai would have had a second kid with Raven
2. Assuming that Tai is the father, the chances of Ruby inheriting her mothers eyes is insane enough, but her hair? Considering the fact that the likelyhood of her having black hair would be slim is too much genetic dumb luck for my tastes.
3. Stack on top of that the fact that Tai also has blue eyes: a recessive geneotype for eyes, assuming that the silver eyes trait is also recessive (given its rarity we must) the chances are slim at best that there would be a sweet spot that would produce silver eyes ONTOP of The black hair.

If we were to instead insist Qrow's the father then the chances of black hair are almost certain, which leaves it down to eyes which are far more believable.

Moving from there lets get into the timeline here:
1. We can infer that Tai was not going on many missions for a period of time due to Raven leaving, forcing him to look after Yang on his own.
2.We know that Ruby is Two years younger than Yang, meaning that AT LATEST she was born in December of Yang's first year of life. Considering gestation times and the fact that Raven is out of there as fast as possible, this leaves Tai alone.
3. Considering how short a period of time I doubt thay he rebounded off summer, got her pregnant and they both decided to keep the child. It feels far too rushed, doesn't it?

I could keep going but I think much of my points are sound.

But this is just a theory...A RWBY Theory!

It's also a gun.

>>1907376
Well, non-Mendelian genetics are a thing. But the timing question always bugged me.

Either way I doubt we'll ever get a 'canon' answer, so whatever a fanfic writer says goes for them so long as they sell it. Goes for everyone.

>>1907376
Has there been any non-circumstantial evidence?

I wouldn't now since I don't watch the show.

>>1907485
There's barely any circumstantial evidence.

>>1907495
If i may then.
Why would Qrow sign up to teach at the school Ruby went to, and quit after she left, for the kid of a friend but not for his literal niece?

We haven't seen him take much interest in Yang, but he has scolded Raven for not being involved with her daughter, while he has certainly involved himself with Ruby.

>>1907554
Ruby always looked up to Qrow as a hero.
It's probably less Qrow being involved with Ruby as much as Ruby not leaving Qrow alone.

>>1907555
Not leaving him alone so much he took a job teaching at her school only to quit after she left?

Really now?

>>1907571
Do we know for a fact that his time as a teacher was so closely linked to Ruby's time as a student?
I was under the impression that he was a "teacher" for years in that he taught whenever the Ozluminati didn't need him to do something such as, for example, protecting Amber. That definitely wasn't a part time job and he was cetainly doing it before Ruby left Signal.

>>1907584
The one thing we know is that according to Ruby he tought at Signal while she was there and took her under his wing.
That is it.

Now onto conjecture.
We know the guy doesn't like staying around for to long due to his semblance, and that, as far as we know, he has been kept busy by Ozpin before and after the teaching gig.

I'd argue it makes little sense for him to settle down in a low stress teaching job like Signal for an extended period of time, especially while there was plenty of other shit he could be doing.

Unless ofcourse he had a nice and personal reason for doing so. Wink wink, hint hint.

>>1907632
To be fair though, I know I love my own niece and nephew like they were my kids. I think it's fair to say there are other folks out there who feel the same way.

>>1907632
ye but "taught at Signal while she was there" doesn't mean that he was there for the full, what 3 years, if we assume the basic combat prep schools do 5 year courses.
He could have taught there for a year or two between Amber getting slimed and Ozpin figuring out what to do with him.

>>1907643
Funny how we have gone from "Why did Qrow do this? Is it because Ruby?" to "Well it might, maybe, potentially, we don't know, have only been a part time thing"

As if that has anything to do with anything.

>>1907376
There's also the fact that Yang and Ruby seem to remember Taiyang loving Summer.

So either she immediately left Qrow, her and taiyang put on some elaborate act just to lie to their children.
>>1907554
Which is also the school Yang goes to.
He has two nieces there why are you assuming he was only there for one of them.

People at rooster teeth have brought up Qrow being Ruby's Dar as an example of a crazy fan theory.
If it was true I'd have thought they'd ignore the fan their to make it a bigger twist, not dismiss it like that.

Him teaching her how to use a scythe doesn't prove anything either.
He was the only huntsman she knows she thinks he's cool, she probably begged him to teach her.

>>1907674
Burden of proof doesn't fall on me. I've asked before, can you prove, conclusively, that Qrow worked a tenure at Signal for specifically the length of time Ruby was there, no longer and no shorter, for the sole reason of looking after Ruby and not because Ozpin wants him to lay low after three agents of mankind's destruction saw his face?

>>1907679
Ofcourse not. Can you prove that he trained Yang to any degree? We know only a very, very, narrow set of facts. Namely that he was at Signal while Ruby was there and he doesn't seem to be teaching anymore.

I called it conjecture, and that is what it is.
But it stands up to scrutiny and you have done nothing to disprove any points brought up, choosing instead fo rest your case soley on the fact that we must employ conjecture rather then facts which simply does not exist.

>>1907676
It does prove something, because Qrow as a character is not the type to settle down and grab a cushy teaching job. He is, appearantly, Ozpins top field agent (or one of the top field agents) and don't stay around places for long if he can help it because of his semblance.


There must have been a very good reason for him to take that job, and the only thing we know of that happened at Signal is that he trained Ruby to a ridiculus standard with a difficult and rare weapon.

At the end of the day, we know so little of the characters that many theories have a good chance of turning out to be real.

I can still I say I do not like the Ruby Qrow´s daughter theory, as plausible as it is.

So lewds when?

>>1907975
Probably whenever Weaver gets it done in between masturbation sessions. If he's really trying, then edging sessions. Unless he has it set up already and he's just doing this to clean it up a bit.

>>1907975
Weavers been busy for most of the day and we might not get a post

If anything changes he'll tell us