>>865755

Interesting, very interesting... I'm going to say that we're a UFO cult!

>>865755
>UFO cult (boons from the star people, appeals to conspiracy theorists and odd balls)
I would pick a fertility cult. Not for sex but to mix pagan and Lovecraftian together.

>>865755
>Hippy cult (Eco warriors blessed by Mother Earth, appeals to neo-pagans and Liberals)
That mother Earth bootie.

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>>865755
>Doomsday cult (Prepping for the end time gains you weapons and skilled followers, appeals to conservatives and conspiracy theorists)

END OF DAYS BITCHES

>>865791
>>865798
Woops both of these are mine i didn't see the first one

>>865755
>>Doomsday cult (Prepping for the end time gains you weapons and skilled followers, appeals to conservatives and conspiracy theorists)

>>865802
No biggie :)

>Ufo cult

Also, name fag yourselves if you want.

>>865835
Doesn't work on the /qst/ board

Hello everyone I am Mr.Hat and I am part of the Lovecraftian cult

>>865755
>Lovecraftian
but barring that
>Doomsday

>>865840
My bad, first time posting since they made /qst/

I'll decide on the choice after two more votes.

>>865755
>Doomsday cult (Prepping for the end time gains you weapons and skilled followers, appeals to conservatives and conspiracy theorists

test

>>865865
1

Rolled 5 (1d8)

UFO
>>865762 1
>>865769 2
>>865823 3

Doomsday
>>865786 4
>>865803 5
>>865859 6

lovecraftian
>>8658537 7
>>865802 8

Looks like doomsday won. Writing now

>>865755
>>Devil worship (Evil magic and depravity, appeals to teens and edgefags)
CRAAAAAAAAWLING~

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>>865871
Aw yeah!

>>865875
nevermind that, then.

World is ending one way or another

You live in an apartment in the American Midwest. The news on the television has brought nothing but more worry, and you fear that god is telling you that the end is neigh. War seems to be a constant threat, and new illnesses keep popping up. You consider ending it all, having already tied the hangman’s knot and hanging it on the nonfunctioning ceiling fan. But just as you are about to kick the stool from under your feet, you hear a ring from your cell… “Fuck it, why not?” Its from your grandmother’s attorney, they finally sold her house, and her will has instructed that her money was to be given to you. with all said and done, you receive about $80,000; thanks to her expensive insurance policy.

Perhaps this is a sign? You have been given a chance perhaps to defend yourself from the coming apocalypse. The thought of surviving the end of the world with all the guns and cans of beans in left the world appeals to you… perhaps even ruling over the wastelands of the ruined earth with all the potential followers calling you king… yeah, that has a nice ring to it… king of the waste lands.

>What is your next move?

>>865891
We need to stock up. Go to the local gun store.

>>865875
Honestly wanted that myself, or the ufo one.

>>865891
Also as a tip, give the players options as in
A
B
C
Other.

Thus we have something to vote on.

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We'll buy a sheet of plywood and a sharpie marker. We'll write, THE END IS NEAR! REPENT YE SINNER! on it in large, bold letters. Then we'll go to the poor part of town and start preaching about the imminent doom that will be upon us all unless we repent. That's sure to gather attention.

>>865897
Typically I'd agree, but since this is the first post, I like to see people what people do before I add hard options.

>>865891
>Spread our message across the net, attract followers

Honestly disappointed it wasn't vid related.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FKv5QLa8q8

It could've wrapped up all the above and below options, while still leaving some great stuff in itself.

But hey, maybe we'll get our very own Glen Beck...

This>>865894
Lets start loading up on guns, and while we're at it we can go find a military surplus store and load up on other things. MRE's, army helmets, gas masks, blankets and knives and such

Also, we need a Bible. Grab one and flip all the way to the back to the book of Revelations. We need to know our shit. After we've read up on that, lets try to find a like minded priest to collaborate with

>>865906
Same song popped in my head m8

>>865915
This guy gets it.

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Damn it OP.

>>865914
Following this quest,and supporting this.

If OP isn't back in an hour or 2, would yall be alright if I take over?

>>867134
i'll be okay with it

>>867134
I'm cool with that too

>>867134
Alright, a hour has passed.

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

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>>865914
>>865894

Shaking away the pleasant dreams of what is soon to come, you quickly pull up your phone and go to work looking up the things you'll need. Food, easily taken care of, water, oh well you'll just pull a Bear Grills...
However all of that doesn't matter worth a damn if you can't defend it. You come to the conclusion you're gonna need guns, and a lot of them.

You rush to your sedan and peel away, most likely breaking several traffic laws, and pissing off the general public seeing how you backed over your neighbors mailbox. Sorry Mark. No point crying over spilled milk though.

In a hour you're at the gun store. A humble establishment "Billy Bob's Shooter Store" screams a massive sign. Walking in, you push aside a glass door with metal bars across it, and are greeted by a little jingle of a greeting bell.

"Howdy sir, how can I help you today?"

>Ask to see the firearms
>Ask to see the outdoor gear
>Ask to see various ammos
>Ask to see the... sketchy stuff
>Other?

>>867406
>Ask to see the firearms
>Ask to see the outdoor gear
>Ask to see various ammos

>>867406
>Other
Ask for an AR in .300 Win Mag.

>>867458
Just looked it up, nut.

>>867475
Assuming you're saying no to this, I'll just go with
>Other
Ask to see rifles and ask if they have an indoor range.

>>867541
Was saying that was a sexy looking gun.

>>867406
"Let's go take a look at the guns-

Billy-Bob interrupts you " I prefer the term firearm"

...alright then. You both walk towards a section of the store with glass cases with locks on the sides and firearms inside them.

>Wallet: $380 Bank Account: $80 000

"Now what are you looking for?"

>Shotguns (12 gauge)- $200
>Handguns - $150
>Rifles (.308- .270)- $450
>Cheapos (Mosin) -$230
>Dakka (.50)- $1 000

After perusing the selection for a bit, you decide to head on over to the ammo section.

>Handguns- $10/ 30 bullets
>Shells- $12/ 15 shells
>Rifles $20/30 bullets
>Hollowpoint- Add $2 to cost
>Varmint Grenade- Add $5 to cost
>Sabots- (rifles only) Add $5 to cost
>Magnesium Shells- (shotguns only) Add $10 to cost

Done with looking over the guns and ammo you head to the outdoor gear.

>Cont. and discuss purchases please.

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Billy-Bob leads you to the gear section, and lets you go loose, like a kid in a candy store. This area of the store is like a grown man's amusement park, chainsaws, jerry cans, machetes, old canvas tents, gas masks, and everything else that makes life worth living.

Weapons
>Knives- $5
>Machetes- $7
>Axes- $10
>Billhooks- $8
>Saw- $8
>Hammers- $12
>Chainsaw- $65

Shelter
>Tarp- $5 (16X20')
>Low-Grade tent (2 people)- $50
>Old Canvas Tent (4 people, but old)- $30
>High Grade Tent (8 people)- $80

Health
>First Aid Kit (small)- $10
>First Aid Kit (medium)- $30
>First Aid Kid (large)- $50
>Gas Mask (low grade)- $30
>Gas Mask (new)- $60
>MREs- $30/5 per pack
>Water Tablets- $25/ 40 tablets

Utility
>Flashlights (crank)- $20
>Jerry Can (metal- $25
>Lamp (kerosene) - $30
>Firestarter- $10
>Flare- $10
>Rope- $15
>4 wheelers- $500

>>867636
>>867742
This quest still running?
With 80k in the bank, i want one of each. for ammo, 5 of each. That's a good starter pack. Cant go wrong with guns. They don't spoil and will be useful later for sure.

>>867824
Yep

>>867824
No wait! This shouldn't be traceable!
Lets pick a handgun with 2 ammo and go to the bank to withdraw.

>>867835
Damn it you are smarter than you look anon.

You tell Billy-Bob, much to his chagrin, that you will only be making a small purchase for now. You buy
>1 Handgun
>2 handgun ammos/60 bullets

>Total $170
>Wallet: $210 Account: $80 000

You get in your car and begin to drive down the main road to the other side of town

Wait a second... There is something in the road up ahead.

>Roll 1d20
>Best out of 3 being taken.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>867950
rolling

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>867985
Bump.
And also rolling again, cause nobody else seems to want to.

>>868038
/qst/ is VERY slow as a rule.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>867950

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>>868038
>16/20
>There are two kinds of rolls I run, one is a random chance roll, where brackets determine how lucky you are depending on your roll. The other is a skill roll where there is an unannounced DC that you must pass in order to perform the action. Crits of 1/20, and 1/100 are in place.

Ahead in the road you see a disturbance, there seems to be a band of 3 homeless men blocking traffic.

One of the men notices your car and approaches you, he knocks on the window and make the motion to roll it down.

Seeing how an Idaho city isn't too rough, but times ARE COMING TO AN END!(tough) you can't really trust anyone now, you decide to crack the window.

"Ey man, wotcha got in theres man. Me and my mates gots our bellies gnawing on our backbones. Do ya got any munchies in 'dere, or some money."

>Hand him some money.
>Give him some opened bag of chips on the bottom of the car floor.
>Shoot him (roll 1d20)
>Offer to take him to get food.
>Tell him of the end times (roll 1d20)
>Other

>>868138

> Tell him of the End Times.

>>868224
Roll d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>868247

Rolled 12 (1d20)

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>868138
>>Tell him of the end times

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>868247

Oh shit, I forgot.

>>868272

Oh shit I suck!

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>>868253
"Hey, what's your name man?" You ask him.

"Charlie, why you ask?"

"Well Charlie, we've got a lot more to worry about that just some hunger." You words intrigue him, and to the annoyance of the other drivers who have been honking behind you for a while you pull off to the side of the road and explain to Charlie and his friends the future to come.

Recent political corruption, followed by intense waves of escaped bio-weapons in third world nations, which soon spread to the western world. The governments panic, and issue lock-downs and quarantines to maintain power and control. Riots and insurrections rise up, and in a desperate bid to still the masses the government nukes major population centers. This convinces the Russians that war has started, and thus begins the nuclear holocaust.

While you had nothing more than just your words, you were able to convince some hungry, and not to mention smelly, homeless men in your cause and the imminent damnation of society.

"Shit brah, shit's fucked then..." Says Thomas, the second of Charlie's friends.

"Yeah, and we got to be prepared for it to happen." You say.

>Acquired 2 Untrained Believers
>Acquired Charlie, Hobo Extraordinaire

Charlie and his gang pile into your car, and you make the quick run to the bank, and withdraw your funds.

>Wallet: $80 210 Account: (SHIT'S FUCKED)

There is still some daylight, what are you going to do now.

>Return to gunstore
>Head to grocery store
>Go to Walmart
>Other.

>>868360
Go to Walmart,get some clothes for our hobofriends and also food. We can then go to the gunstore.

>>868360
wow, pretty cool how you came up with that.

so... 80k in pocket and 3 hobos hanging around? shit! That can end up badly.

This:
>>868389
but make sure they dont see your money.

>>868445
Yeah,of course. We should give them instructions or something like that (for example,they must meet us at a certain location at a certain time) and use the hoboless time to prepare ourselves.

>>868445
this please. find some of the more desperate looking people and try to convert them

With your three new found comra- no lets say followers, you proceed to drive to the pinnacal of American culture - Walmart.

You park, and make your way to the doors, and there you hand Charlie $1000 and tell him to buy new clothes and some food for himself and the other two and be waiting back at the entrance for you in 2 hours.

You have never seen a man's face light up so fast, nor have you seen a Subway employee look so terrified at a man who has clearly just bathed in the bathroom's sink.

Deciding they ...should be fine unsupervised, you drive back to the gun-store.

>Wallet: $79 210

Firearms
>Shotguns (12 gauge)- $200
>Handguns - $150
>Rifles (.308- .270)- $450
>Cheapos (Mosin) -$230
>Dakka (.50)- $1 000

Ammo
>Handguns- $10/ 30 bullets
>Shells- $12/ 15 shells
>Rifles $20/30 bullets
>Hollowpoint- Add $2 to cost
>Varmint Grenade- Add $5 to cost
>Sabots- (rifles only) Add $5 to cost
>Magnesium Shells- (shotguns only) Add $10 to cost

Weapons
>Knives- $5
>Machetes- $7
>Axes- $10
>Billhooks- $8
>Saw- $8
>Hammers- $12
>Chainsaw- $65

Shelter
>Tarp- $5 (16X20')
>Low-Grade tent (2 people)- $50
>Old Canvas Tent (4 people, but old)- $30
>High Grade Tent (8 people)- $80

Health
>First Aid Kit (small)- $10
>First Aid Kit (medium)- $30
>First Aid Kid (large)- $50
>Gas Mask (low grade)- $30
>Gas Mask (new)- $60
>MREs- $30/5 per pack
>Water Tablets- $25/ 40 tablets

Utility
>Flashlights (crank)- $20
>Jerry Can (metal- $25
>Lamp (kerosene) - $30
>Firestarter- $10
>Flare- $10
>Rope- $15
>4 wheelers- $500

This should take awhile, so feel free to debate and deliberate what you want.

Well,we have to analyse this carefully. Do you guys think we should buy everything now(THE END IS NEAR,after all) or wait until we have more lackeys(and donations)?

>>868543
Let me say this. Your character (we don't have a name yet) was mostly correct on his prediction of the end times. As a result the longer you wait, the less you will be able to buy, and the more expensive things will be.

>>868543
Buy everything, we need to go into the woods and start building a fortified area for us and our cult. We can have the hobos focus on building while we go recruit and get food

>>868543
I say we're the only one with a gun until someone proves themselves. Pawns get melee. Get ranked up, get a gun. Makes people work towards a goal. Loyalty is rewarded.

Let's get them the old tent for 4 ppl.
some melee weapons. and gas masks for everyone.
What gun should we get?

>>868556

Oh shit! No time? Yea, this.>>868560

>>868563
I think we should build a fortified area,and find the safest possible place to stockpile our weapons/ammunition,so we don't have to buy them later.
I believe it's safe to buy at least some axes/hammers/saws(for building purposes,and to have spares in case shit happens) + whatever melee weapons we choose. We should also stockpile ammunition,and get a decent rifle for hunting. Medkits will probably be fairly expensive later,so if we have enough cash to spare then can be a viable investment. I wouldn't feel comfortable going deep in the woods without rope/lamps/flares/firestarters as well.

>>868593
Its probably just best to buy everything he has. I mean shits going down soon and we can always find food and game in the forest, guns not so much

>>868563
I agree. Also, lets try some names. QM, are we locked in as a guy? Here's some names off the top'o'me head:
First:
>John
>Mark
>Zack
>Mike
>Jonah
(Female)
>Tina
>Sarah
>Jane
>Julie
Last:
>Dante
>Ester
>Auger
>Teller

>>868608
I would be alright with you changing your gender as of now.

>>868603
Fair enough,we just need to set a limit on how much we spend. Also,I believe more tents will be needed. I doubt three hobos will be able to do any decent amount of construction work,so we need more lackeys.

>>868617
Cool, thanks QM. I'm honestly indifferent; it's up to my fellow anons what to call ourselves.

>>868608
>Andrew Duncan

>>868619
If we're buying out all of his stock, which it seems we are, we'll probably end up with 5 or 6 tents

>>868628
That seems reasonable. I doubt the construction project will be finished in a few days,after all. We should also get a radio,so our followers can see how we were right about the end,and maybe even contact survivors if needed. Maybe some walkie-talkies too,to coordinate things is needed?
I'm imagining our cult as a fairly militaristic one, what do you guys think?

>>868628
Sounds cool. Needs to sound more "cult-y" for the last name, tho. Dietrich?

>>868639
I picked it so that if we become a good shot everyone will call us Deadeye Duncan

>>868647
Dietrich the Deadeye is pretty cool,though.

>>868637
Speaking of, I think it would be a good idea to figure out our strategy for when it goes to shit. Should we try to be the last bastion of order in the apocalypse or should we actively partake in banditry to cover our own hides?

>>868670
You know what, lets become pirates. We can make our own little port city to dock at.

>>868676
But we're in Idaho. Lake pirates, maybe?

>>868670
We could keep in the shadows until we have enough resources/strength to deal with whatever's coming,and then announce ourselves as the new leader/general/lieutenant/etc. of a particular area.
We could also do as >>868676 says,rent a bus full of hobos/conspiracy theorists,and invade a cargo ship.

>>868670
Let's at least try to be diplomatic at first; bring people into the truth cult. Build ourselves up as a prophet, and if anyone tries to go against us, they're wrong.
>>868676
THIS SO MUCH, but more like convoy pirates? Riding around in semis outfitted with shoot holes?

>>868688
>>868690
Build ourselves a compound while strengthening our cult and then once the time is right, declare ourselves king. Sounds like a plan

>>868608
Name: Tyler Durden! Best cult leader ever.
Also, why is the shit actually hitting? I thought this was a "build a cult" quest. Not survive the apoc.
Sure, we can also survive it after we built the cult, but give it time to grow. Get a real Fight club type cult going. Expand it over the states. etc?
Anyone?

>>868710
It would be interesting to have a network of cells throughout the country...

>>868710
QM will do what QM wills; we put our faith in QM. I don't think we should name ourselves after an actual cult leader; that seems iffy.

>>868706
Yup. Only question is,should we go to a coastal area,or retreat into the woods?
>>868710
Well,I imagine it'll be harder to keep and build a cult after the apocalypse,so it'll be more fun!
>>868715
I support this,but there's no way we can do this with the cash we currently have. We need to either influence someone with clout,or get more volunteers. Maybe a early-mid game goal.

>>868710
I figured that seeing how you are a doomsday cult, there must be a doomsday. Also the original QM did not leave with much to start off with.

>>868729
QM! We welcome QM into our hearts; we put our faith in QM.
But no rly, we're getting off topic. Hobos set loose in walmart, now we're buying guns and the like.

>>868735
Indeed

Character Name
>Male
>Tyler Durden
>Andrew Duncan
>Dietrich (Last name?)

Then list of supplies.

Well,if we are going to the woods:
-We will need at least a few rifles for hunting,as well as flares/lamps.
-We will need to buy axes/hammers/saws for building a compound,and some other stuff,probably from a hardware store.
-We may need members with better skillsets than a bunch of hobos.
-Our members will probably demand decent living conditions(depending on who we manage to convince),so we need to buy tents and food.

>>868763
And maybe some recreational items, like books musical instruments. We don't want to get bored once there isn't any Wi-Fi

>>868745
Dietrich Teller
3 high grade tents
Enough construction equipment for 20 people
enough melee weapons for 20 people
enough ranged weapons for 10 people
20 crank flashlights
10 gas masks (hi quality)
5 medium first aid kits
10 MRE packets
4 sets of water tablets
2 4-wheelers

>>868775
*books AND musical instruments

>>868745
>Andrew Duncan
Literally everything but the store

>>868778
Well,I've made a few calculations and we'll spend 6030 dollars on all this. I used machetes for the melee weapons and handguns for the ranged ones. However,we'll need rifles or something that packs more a punch than handguns so we can hunt for food.

>>868803
thanks mathfag. I was thinking in terms of having an "inner circle" with range capability and the rest of the scrubs get melee - something to strive towards, ya see, so they serve us better. we need to keep the majority of our money to get a nice plot of land far from the city to hunker down on.

You guys continue debating this, also talk a bit on what you would like to see with this quest. I need to go walk my dog.

>>868556
Is there any chance we can order items in bulk online that will arrive in time? That would save us a lot of money.

>>868593
Items that cannot be made in the apocalypse will be the most valuable. So...that is a lot actually.

>>868829
You have at best a week to two weeks before shit absolutely hits the fan. So some items yes, the rest you should be able to steal.

I was mostly thinking, we can loot shit once the apocalypse actually starts. until then, we have to grab a bunker, some vehicles, and recruit a bunch of people.
In terms of the quest, I'd mostly like to see political games between us and other factions after the bombs drop, so to speak, as well as resource/morale/personnel management at home. we need to choose whether we're the bbeg or the saviors of the world during all this.
also we need to find some whispering book of ancient magic and get our mystic on.

>>868815
It was no trouble at all,anon. I thought about getting a plot and build an underground bunker,but another anon suggested the woods,and I believe it is a better option. We'll be hidden from most normies during the happening,we won't have to buy raw material to build,since we can find a cave or even chop trees,and it'll be easier to hunt. I'm quite fond of the "let's get going to the fucking ocean and be pirates" option.
>>868829
Yeah,that's why I suggested medkits. I don't really know what else we could invest in,though.

>>868745
>Dietrich Durden

I'll let others pick the guns.

For melee and building:
>20 Knives $100
>5 Machetes- $175
>5Axes- $50
>5Saw- $100
>5Hammers- $60
>2 Chainsaw- $130
>5 Tarp- $25 (16X20')

Thinking of a roman legion's century setup:
>1 Low-Grade tent (private for the centurion)- $50
>3 Old Canvas Tent (4 people, but old)- $90
>10 High Grade Tent (8 people)- $800

>10 First Aid Kid (large)- $500
>100Gas Mask (new)- $6000
>1000 5-packs of MREs- $30,000
>100 Water Tablets(40 per bottle)- $2500

not enough brain power... I ran out of steam. can someone else do the rest of the math please.

Money's going to become useless very soon anons, might as well blow through it all now

>>868842
ATVs/Cars, gas, advanced materials (metal) generators, construction equipment (im talking like backhoes), guns, communication equipment

>>868852
I think a thousand MREs are a tad too much. We really should strive to be self-sufficient as soon as possible,anyway.

>>868864
talking about what we need to stock up on.

>>868836
Well thank god one to two weeks is plenty of time even with bulk shipping unless we really go insane with massive purchases of just one thing.

TO THE INTERNET!

There we will buy an outrageous amount of items in bulk!

We should also really go to a library or bookstores to get a hold of technical books which will be a godsend. Maybe the internet could also work...

>>868840
Our best bet is waiting it out a bit in some out of the way place with supplies. Then we move out grabbing the bulky goodies we can find that we couldn't so readily supply ourselves with.

Like construction equipment for instance to build our fortress and vehicles(which there will be lots just laying around).

>>868868
We'll need non GMO modified seeds for one thing and well animals.

ARCHIVED! It's here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/865755/

petitioning for this as our official theme music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWL1Rs2SJ9E

>>868941
>Perturbator
My nigger.
>>868907
Well,we'll have to check the bulk shipping prices on things like MREs,and pirate/print some technical manuals.
Anyway,I'm going to sleep. See you guys in a bit.

>>868973
See ya, mathfag. Sleep well, dream of the end times.
How long does it take to walk a dog?!
(we put our faith in QM)

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I, unfortunately, must retire for the evening. Meatspace calls.
Continue to put your faith in QM, brothers and sisters.

ALRIGHT! I'm back.
>>868852
So pretty much this with less MRE's if so

>Writing.

You tell Billy-Bob what all you want, and watch as his eyes proceed to pop out of his skull.

"Sir... How are you going to get this all to your house... How are you going to fit this all inside your house?"

"That's for me to know, and for you to find out." 'Shit shit shit' you think internally as he rings up your purchases and gets help from the back getting everything packaged.

http://pastebin.com/RJ4xGGRL

(We broke character limit, WOOT)

Now all that leaves is the matter of firearms.

Wallet: $38 630

>>869123
All of them with as many bullets as we can get

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>869123

While we leave, tell him about the End times. His aid would be extremely useful.

Gonna go to bed, then do a post when I get up.

Remember. THE END IS COMING!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>869208
Backing this one, rolling too, check my nat 1.

>>869452
FUCK I DIDN'T MEAN IT

FUCK I'M SO SORRY

I TAKE IT BACK!! OBLIVION TAKE ME I'M SO FUCKING SORRY!!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>869208

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>869455
Hahahahaha!
Sometimes it's worth losing. Just to see something like this :D

>>869557

My roll there was to support >>869208
(and i wonder how often he hears from the zombie cult, the alex jones cult, etc. he may be well connected)

I HAVE RETURNED MORTALS! Oh, QM's gone beddy bye. Huh. Well shit.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>869452
Check this roll to counteract it

I return! Just watching this thread,since OP's asleep. So,what are our current plans?

New here, summary pls?

>>870163
We have started a doomsday cult,managed to convince 3 hobos to join it,we gave them a thousand bucks and let them loose on walmart. Right now we are stocking up for the doomsday,and just spent over 40k dollars on weapons and other survival stuff. We also tried to convince the owner of the weapons shop but (maybe) failed terribly,so we have to see what comes out of that.
After this,we have 3 plans currently kicking around:
-Go to the woods and build a fortress there
-Buy a lot far away from the city and build an underground bunker thing
-Rent a bus until we get a city close to the ocean and hijack a cargo ship

>>870224

We could always kill the owner and just take everything we can carry from his store.

Let's go to a soup kitchen and preach that they will have prosperity for the rest of their lives if they help us prepare For The End Of Days.

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>>869452
>>869135
Seeing how Billy-Bob is already skeptical of your purchases you decide he might be more understanding to your plight if you tell him of the imminent devastation.

You were wrong...
>NAT 1

"And after the local governments collapse... hey are you still listening Billy-Bob?"

"Get the hell out of my shop..." He whispers, so softly you can barely hear it.

"What-" You proceed to ask, but are quickly interrupted, as he grabs you by the shirt and marches you to the door.

"I SAID GET THE HELL OUT! Its nutcases like you that give us honest gun owners a bad name, you have 3 days to pick up all the shit you bought, if you don't have it out of here by then. I'm gonna resale it!"

Well... that did not go as planned.

You head back to Walmart to check on your followers, and are pleasantly surprised by what you see.

"Hey boss, check and see what we got! Some kickass new threads, and some good eats! We also saved some of the money you gave us." Exclaims Charlie, almost bouncing.

>Acquired 10 sets of Cargo Clothes (Anorak jacket, cargo pants, etc. More suited for survival than regular clothes.)
>50 cans of various foodstuffs.
>$200 returned

Now as you pile into your sedan, the sun begins to set. While your apartment is fairly sized, it will become quickly crowded with 3 new roommates.

What are you going to do?
>Go back home
>Head to the local soup kitchen, preach to the downtrodden
>Other

>>870487
>Head to some other gun store
We still need to buy guns

> Head to the soup kitchens and preach to the downtrodden. We're going to need a large group of rugged, fanatically loyal followers if we want to survive the apocalypse.

> Also, go to a Library and find a computer. Spend a full day attempting to recruit deranged peppers and conspiracy theorists off of the internet.

We're not much of a cult, we need to have a religious ritual of some kind, and establish some doctrine. If we don't, we're no better off than any other group of militant peppers, and we'll have a hard time controlling our group.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>870487
>>870487
Go home, tell the hobos to take proper shower and make themselves look sharp and presentable.
Go to /pol/ and other such sites. Tell them about the end of days and if anyone is in your area to come meet you tomorrow at 9am at the gun store. we're picking up a ton of supplies. they can see we're serious about this shit, and they can help with carrying it. they'll come with a car too for sure.

>>870576
>>870487
Changing to this

>>870576

I support this but we should still recruit the soup kitchens after we've gathered our legion of /pol/itical extremists.

How the he'll are we going to transition from a group of peppers to a cult? We need to for the POWAH

>>870576
>>870590
>>870612
Will type this up, leaving the house for a bit.

>>870612
Hey, lets send the hobos to the soup kitchen to recruit for us. After getting all showered and such. What do you think?

>>870672
Sounds like a good idea. They probably know people there.

>>870672
>>870704

> While we're recruiting on /pol/, our hobo followers should be recruiting in the soup kitchens.

Should we post on /k/ as well?

>>870981

> Abso-Fucking-Lutely.

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>>870576
You head home and park in the driveway. The neighborhood looks fairly upstanding, minus the broken mailbox from your early morning rush.

"Damn, who the hell did this?" says one of the followers.

"...Well ...me." You say.

"Nice brah, this guy diss you or sumptin?"

"I guess you could say that..."

Charlie and his crew head in, get properly showered and cleaned up. When they're finished they meet you in the living room.

"So what's next boss?" Asks Charlie.

"We're going to need more guys, say are there any other people... like you persay, a touch down on their luck."

"Hell shit, whaddya think? The biggest gathering of other scum suckers like myself are only 3 blocks away at the local soup kitchen, trying to get some free grub."

"I need you three to head over there and tell them of what's to come, we need followers and a lot of them."

"Gotcha."

With that brief exchange, Charlie and his two friends take off, leaving only the slightest smell of desperation and week old ramen.

Now with those three gone, you turn to the internet for help. Going on internet forums of various interests such as hilarious frogs of feels and a certain libertarian politician obsessed with a massive calamity you leave your message, and wait for replies.

>Roll 2d20 for Charlie's success, and Dietrich's posts.

Rolled 7, 6 = 13 (2d20)

>>872093
Come on big numbers

Rolled 9, 17 = 26 (2d20)

>>872093
Here we go!

Rolled 16, 2 = 18 (2d20)

>>872093
IT'S HAPPENING!!!

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Rolled 19, 8 = 27 (2d20)

>>872093

Rolled 11, 6 = 17 (2d20)

>>872093

>>872149
>>872287
>16,17
Writing.

>>872573
Checking your email you find 4 replies, three men and one woman, all around middle age. After a quick exchange they agree to meet you at your apartment at the same time tomorrow, around midday, to talk about plans.

With that all settled you lean back in your chair and let your eyes slid close and begin to drift awa- BANG BANG

"Yo Boss, open the door man, we brought back some guys from the kitchen and uhh... well you may want to see this." Says Charlie through the door, slightly panicked.

Worried about what you may find when you open the door, you tuck your handgun into your waistband, and slowly unlock the door before creaking it open.

The sight that meets you is one to behold, a crowd of 30 people, 25 men, 5 women are all clustered in your driveway in front of your apartment.

"Hey Boss, I's told them all about whatchu said, but some of them are ain't too sure. Theys's want to hear it from you."

>Roll 1d20 to convince the mob
>Other

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>872758
come ooon

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>872758
Time to convince

Rolled 18 (1d20)

FOR THE CULT

>>872788
I DID A THING AND IT WAS GOOD

>>872788

OK, NOBODY ELSE FUCKING ROLL!

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>>872788
>>872798
you did it senpai

>>872798
>>872788
I was gonna roll, but wow good job

If this is a cult, what pseudo-religious entity do we represent? I say we claim to be Humanity's Messiah, preordained by the Heavens to lead Humanity through the Dark Ages, into a new Holy Empire. If we can milk these hobos for worship power, we'll be able to perform miracles and grow our cult exponentially. Let's put a lot of emphasis on destroying the Old World to make room for the New World to grow, we'll probably get kickass fire powers for cleansing, lightning powers for smiting, and maybe some healing abilities to represent growth and life.

>>872932

I mean, we probably won't get straight up supernatural INCINERATION powers right off the bat, but we might be able to pull off a vaguely supernatural aura or something that could convince the hobos that we're the messiah.

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>>872788
You look out upon the crowd. Before you is a sea of people who have been churned up and spit out by the system, their lot in life is nonexistent. When you are at the bottom, the only way to go is up, and they are not picky on who throws them the line.

When they see you, the mob grows uneasy, perhaps Charlie built up your image a tad more than you measure up to, but no matter. Charlie twitches behind you, the silence causes him to sweat. He does not understand the power of the silence.

You let air flow into your lungs... and with that you gift the silence with...

Sound.

You speak like a man possessed, with true ecstasy and fire. The words leave your breast, and enter the souls of the mob before, transforming skeptic into fanatic.

Sure, not all are reached, 2 of the men slink off during your speech, having lost interest. However the ones remaining have their eyes blazing with a fire.

A fire of belief.

True faith in you, their King of the Wastes.

>Acquired 28 Followers (5 females)

>What do you do?
>Command your followers (What?)
>End the day.
>Other.

Well,some of these hobos probably know a little bit about the area. Ask them where they came from,and ask if there is any area they know of that we can use to prepare for the end.

I guess this is the time we decide what the hell we are doing,dudes.

>Pastebin : http://pastebin.com/RJ4xGGRL

Note: Most of our inventory is still at Billy-Bob's shop, and we will loss it if not collected in 3 days.

We also have a meeting with the 4 people from the internet tomorrow.

>>873079
Lose*

Damn it

>>873056
Send 10 or our guys to go pick up our shit from Billy Bob. Have three of them go buy clothes and canned food for our people. Send 4 of them out to buy two vans. Go and find another gun store and buy as much guns and ammo as possible

>>873056
>>873078
this, also is billy bob's within walking distance?

>>873115
About an hour of walking.

>>873102
>>873124
then I also second this

>>873142
>>873115
>>873102
Alright, noted and will post first thing tomorrow morning.

>>873181
gnite HWM, thanks for running

>>873124
>>873142
>>873115
>>873102

We don't own any guns yet though.

Just the handgun from before. And the guy kicked us out before we could get any. Let's hope some of the net are /k/ommandos and will have an idea how to fix this.
So no vans yet.
>>873181

> Command all of our Followers to gather their friends and families, and tell them of the End Of Days, so that they will be prepared to survive, under our Divine Guidance!

> As for ourselves, we must recruit more /pol/itical extremists and /k/ommandos to our Sacred Cause!

>>873212
theoretically we could steal the guns, though that's probably a last ditch kind of thing
maybe we could bribe billy to let us buy again?

>>873252

> We should just break into the store and take what we need when he's not there, and leave money to pay for the goods, along with a note telling him where to find us when the apocalypse hits.

>>873316
not a bad idea, tho he'd likely call the police on us

>>873335

> Who cares? The police won't be able to track us when we hit the woods, and in a week, they'll have more to worry about.

> We're in Iowa, right? Let's take our sedan and drive to Northern California to recruit some of the hyper-survivalist rednecks that are tired of being owned by the Southern California gay hippy majority voters. We could head into South California and recruit legions of the homeless. It would only take 1 or 2 days, and odds are, we'd get 30 or so capable followers.

Also I do have a plan to implement various mystical and other powers of that sort, but it will be later in game.

>>873512
whew, I was getting worried. I'll probably be up till 1am pacific at least; want me to keep the fires burning here?

>>873548
I'm certain we will be fine, 72 hour permasage, and /qst/ is a slow board.

>>873512

It's somewhat surprising how willing 31 homeless people were to abandon everything to follow a random stranger as the King of the post apocalyptic wasteland when there's no evidence that the apocalypse is even coming.

Wait, QM mentioned Bioweapons... SHIT, we need to recruit some sailors, and hijack a cargo ship to get off of the mainland, pronto! Or else we're fucked.

>>873718
>homeless people were to abandon everything
Wasn't much to abandon

>>873718
Dietrich does seem to have an ability, he's very persuasive when the time comes...

[spoilers] shhh [spoilers]

>>873718
Well,according to the news,there are a few happenings. Also,the first thing we did after recruiting the first dudes was to let them loose on a walmart with a thousand dosh. For a homeless guy,that's a pretty sweet setup. And yeah,there's been talks of getting to the coast and living a pirate life,but not much discussion so far. If we really are going to do this,we'll need mechanics and technicians and other people to keep the ship running.

It would be a godsend if we could get our hands on some functional WWII-Era Browning Machine-guns from a museum, but that's just wishful thinking.

> QM, does Dietrich have an idea of what kind of apocalypse is about to strike?

>>873749
Check the whole thread.
>>868360
>Recent political corruption, followed by intense waves of escaped bio-weapons in third world nations, which soon spread to the western world. The governments panic, and issue lock-downs and quarantines to maintain power and control. Riots and insurrections rise up, and in a desperate bid to still the masses the government nukes major population centers. This convinces the Russians that war has started, and thus begins the nuclear holocaust.

>>873718
SHIT WE'RE IN IOWA, WE'RE LANDLOCKED
WE GOTTA BUY A SEMI OR SOMETHING

>>873779
Those military trucks, or rent like a bunch of Uhauls and busses

>>873779
Wait,aren't we in Idaho?
We'd be landlocked still,but at least it's closer to the ocean(?). Sorry if I'm shitposting,not really familiar with American states.

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>>873837
Yeah, you're right. Wouldn't be too much to go from Idaho to the West Coast

>>873837
>>873779
The original OP used Iowa, I like Idaho more. Closer to the action, but still out of the way.

>>873858
oh that's good, not as far to the coast

Are we taking the Biblical interpretation of the apocalypse as the doctrine of our cult or are we doing something else, because if we're going with the book of Revelation we could potentially go to a local church and preach our faith.

>>873974
While you aren't a pseudo Christian branch, I will allow you to try and roll the dice with such a thing.

>>873997
That was kind of what I was asking. Are we a pseudo-Christian branch?

honestly, i think it might be the best idea to grab a fleet of sailboats and derp around puget sound.

>>874008
I feel as if the original constraints that the first OP set forth were too constrictive, so I will allow you to change your cult as you see fit. So long as it centers around the world ending, and you ruling the wastes. So if you to grab a bible and go to hell in a handbasket so to speak, go ahead.

>>874023
probably not the best idea to go for pseudochristianity; we risk alienating nonchristians.

>>874023
want to*

Damn it

>>874023
In that case, I think we should spend a moment to think up doctrine for our cult. I heard something about presenting ourselves as the messiah of the wastes, which works for me. But should we present ourselves as the Biblical Messiah or something else entirely (i.e. Immortan Joe)

>>874049
Actually I think I just answered my own question. LET"S BE IMMORTAN JOE

>>874049
no go on joe. we want to be seen as benevolent, so we shouldn't lord ourselves above the masses; it should be "we're equal, but i know better"

>>874057
Nah lets be KING OF THE WAVES

>>874066
>Iowa

I AM HE WHO WALKS BETWEEN THE ROWS
FOLLOW ME INTO ETERNITY MY CHILDREN OF THE KHORNE!

We need to move this group into an abandonded building and get them out begging to cover our base costs. Purchase a cabin in bumfuck no where build cabins for everyone to live in.

Recruit members with assets so we can have a flow of cash, any good cult leader has a few backup plans.

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>>874066
oh yes...

>>874021
>>874066
I support these ideas, we could try to resurrect greek paganism and declare ourselves a child of Poseidon, create a kingdom on the waves

>>874121
get outta here rick riordan

>>874121
Get out of here Aquaman

>>874063
I know we shouldn't be megalomaniacal right now, but we should try to project an aura of intensity and strength that tells people that we can be a force to be reckoned with

>>874121
I can dig it

>>874121

Real deep, real deep man.

I think we should declare ourselves the Heavenly Messiah, whose destiny is to lead mankind to prosperity under a Holy Empire, while destroying the Corrupt Old World.

>>874170
I like this one more. Gives us more power and a greater range

>>874174
It would make us sound really crazy, though. And it could lead to us being labeled as a terrorist group, which we really don't need right now

>>874127
>>874139
if you guys don't want to go demigod route, I'm cool with it, but I think creating a home on a fleet would be dope, go full water world, I'd like to keep that at least
>>874170
this is pretty generic tho imo, if we go the water demigod route we could preach about how forsaking the water has doomed humanity and that the only way to save us is to retreat to the cradle of life etc. btw HWM has hinted we may have powers, so that could help with the demigod route

>>874153
we shouldn't be megalomaniacal period.if we treat our followers poorly, thats a great way to get assassinated. we should basically be very paternal; we will guide and support, but fuck with us and you will regret it.
>>874170
I dont think we should be a messiah at all. just a prophet. humility = respect, in my experience.

>>874179

Yeah, but, WE WILL PURGE THE TAINTED WITH HEAVENLY FIRE AND LIGHTNING!!! And, literally being worshiped as a God, which would probably increase our power much faster than if we gained it indirectly. We knew about the apocalypse beforehand, which gives us greater credibility. Also, the apocalypse is going to happen in a week, the government's not going to care about a cult of fifty or so homeless crazy people in Idaho when they've got hundreds of millions to quarantine.

>>874191
>>874201
we don't have to be a megalomaniacal messiah/ocean demigod, could go the benevolent savior route

>>874191

We're literally calling ourselves the King of the Wastes, I doubt we're humble. As long as we treat our followers well, and don't falter in our cause, we shouldn't have any problems declaring ourself, the HEAVENLY MESSIAH, ANOINTED BY THE HEAVENS TO CLEANSE THE TAINTED WITH FIRE AND LIGHTNING!!! Which is as metal as fuck.

>>874220
Thats sound boring, lets go full balls to the wall crazy cult

>>874236
QM just kinda dropped that name on us; i doubt it's official yet.

>>874236
>>874262
>>874265
we should at least declare some doctrines/rules of the cult, whatever route we go
I still say king of the waves is best route

>>874265

You're right, HEAVENLY MESSIAH OF MANKIND sounds like it would look much better on a resume.

>>874220
>>874236
>>874262
>>874265
Dudes, we're Tyler Durden wannabe. With magic (in the future). We're building a doomsday cult/army so we can survive the end days. it's a cult, like Fight Club. Without the fighting.

>>874330
Where do you even see any waves?
Also, going on a boat sounds like avoiding the apoc, instead of smashing into it and using it to become a prophet type cult leader.
"That guy said there will be a doomsday way before it happeend".

>>874353
Yeah, we should focus on being the guy who'll lead humanity into a bright future after the apocalypse, not a wannabe God-Emperor

>>874366

That's my entire plan.

>>874353
go to Washington, steal boats there

>>874384
Maybe we could buil our compound in Washington so we could expand into the coast and then make a fleet there once the apocalypse has happened

>>874450
>>874384
im a seattlefag, i can help with accuracy

>>874458
I'm a shittytownnearseattle fag myself, so I'd say I'm a little biased
>>874450
I like this idea, nice compromise

When this will be back?

>>874450
I support this. We can even get some fishing ships,and a compound on terra firma would allow us to expand easily and grow crops.

>>874450
>>875437

I agree with this, but we should rent a metric fuckton of Buses, Semi-Trucks, and U-Hauls very, very soon.

>>875469
Yeah, we should get those before shit hits the fan

>>875494

As well as recruit a few professional mechanics and sailors. It would be AMAZING if we could recruit some national guardsmen, veterans, or off-duty soldiers, who have the skills to fight off the hordes of post-apocalyptic bikers that are bound to spring up when society collapses.

>>875505
>>875505
We could hop on over to the VA or the police station

>>875518

That is a very good idea, I'd be surprised if none of the 4channers we recruited online was paramilitary.

>>875505
>>875518
>>875494
>>875469
>>875437
>>875294
>>874490
>>874458
>>874450
>>874384
>>874374
>>874366
Guys!!!
Washington will be nuked. Dietrich knows this with his prophetic powers.
We have to stay in the middle of nowhere.
Also, we need some weapons to be able to steal more weapons. All we have now is the leader's handgun. We have 30k left. That has to go towards guns. No money for cars or traveling.
Let's wait for the meeting with the /pol/ and /k/ fags at noon today, and see what happens there. But we should stay put. There was a forest/mountain fort suggestion. Let's do that. Or fortify our house. But we can't travel.

>>875525
I wouldn't be surprised of some of the homeless had military backgrounds
>>875530
Washington is in the middle of nowhere. We could go into the vast forests they have there

>>875530

Proof:
>>873768

>>875532
Oh, you mean the state, not the DC one... Right, gotcha.
But still, i dont think we have money for travel.

>>875539
We got 40k left. Let's say 30k after we outfit everyone. That's enough to rent some Uhaul trucks and buses and drive everyone up there

>>875541
>>875539
We'll need some travel money, no matter what, might as well.
Btw, i just looked at the map. Idaho has way more forest than washington. But als, there's a town i just found called Moscow. I vote that Dietrich is from Moscow, for RP purposes. :D Cause it's hilarious, no other reason! look it up on goggles

>>875551

Kek, this is canon.

>>875555

In my headcanon.

>>875555
Kek has spoken!!! OMG!
Dietrich Durden, from Moscow, Idaho!

>>873102
With your newfound followers, your biggest concern has just been addressed - manpower.

You begin to delegate jobs to the crowd. Ten of them take off after being instructed to retrieve your items from Billy-Bob's, which will most likely take all night for them to haul everything back.

Having your followers clothed in essentially glorified rags and starving is not the greatest for public relations, so you send out 3 of the cult to requisition clothing, blankets, and canned foods for the group. This time spending all the money.
>-$1000

Transportation is the next priority, being a siting duck in the apocalypse is not an ideal position. Four of the cult leave to buy some vans for the group.
>-$5000

While it is getting late you grab Charlie, and head to a smaller, not as reputable gun store.

"Hey Boss get that one, with the gold plating!"

"No, Charlie. Quantity over quality, besides look at the price."

"Man how you expect to get the bitches without bling?"

There you burn through a good sum of money quickly, and load up your newly aqcuired weapons in the trunk, the back of the sedan, and Charlie's lap.

>9 handguns
>10 handgun ammo/ 30 bullets each
>5 Shotguns
>5 Shell ammo / 15 shells each
>5 Rifles
>5 Rifle ammo / 30 bullets each
>1 .50
>3 .50 ammo / 10 bullets each.

>-$6 905

When you get home the 18 members left of the cult are just milling around, however you pay no mind.

Going inside, you let out a sigh as your head meets the pillow. Close your eyes, and slip away.

"YO DIETRICH MAN, WHERE'S THE SHITTER?"

Cont.

Do we have filters? If not we should get some wood/charcoal and some chemicals to make activated carbon.

>>875587
You check the clock, and see its the next day. After fixing the crisis to be, you plan what needs to be done for today.

Pulling out a pen and paper, you tally what all is owned by the cult.

>Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/RJ4xGGRL
>Wallet: $25 725

You have to meet with the four people you talked to on the internet later today in your apartment, but besides that you are mostly free.

However you still have to solve the problem of housing all your newfound followers, although not like they are complaining all that much about their current housing.

>What do you do?
>Skip to the meeting
>Converse with your followers
>Check through a phone book for property
>Other

>>875597
As in chemicals, we would need calcium chloride, I think we can order that online.

>>875599

>Check through a phone book for property

I guess what we would really need is some cheap rural land out somewhere we can build some property on and store our shit. Barring that, some kind of large warehouse or some such

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>>875597
>>875601
Sure, lets get a few of the hobos to make charcoal and get to activating it.
What is calcium chloride used for? this is a serious question.
Also, we'll need books. How about we hit the library. Get all kinds of textbooks on chemistry and whatever, and never return them?

And we should nail down the plan. Where are we moving to? Woods? Or fortifying in town? Pic related. We should nail that down between us.

As for the
>>875599
I say we >Converse with your followers. See if they have any questions, or suggestions. They may know a lot about surviving with nothing.

>>875668

> I agree, let's converse with our followers.

> Let's also check through the phonebook for property.

>>875599
Ask if any of them have previous military or police backgrounds

>>875668
calcium chloride is the chemical used to activate the charcoal.

>>875700
(or should I say calcium chloride solution?)

So,let's tally up the votes,mates.
1. Go to the sea and be pirates and shit.
2. Go to the woods and be hunters and shit.
3. Stay in the city and fortify buildings and shit.
Talk a bit with our followers,and then go to the library for now.

>>875961
>1. Go to the sea and be pirates and shit.

>>875961
Well why not both. We can have a large frigate we sail around on, and a grand fortress inside of the forest

>>876011
I guess so,but that would take a lot of resources,and I don't know a place that has suitable forested areas + access to the ocean. Then again,I'm really ignorant of US geography.