Titans Quest, takes place in the DC universe and currently focuses on Teen Titans. In particular it focuses on you, Adam Issacs, a member of the team who has been active in the cape community for over two months. Currently you have been given a minor leadership role with in the group and have become a probationary associate member of the Justice League. Who knows where your career will end up. You might wind up a full time member of the Justice League or a leader of the Teen Titans.The Titans are a New York based team of former sidekicks/young adult heroes who have decided to help train and support teenagers/new heroes just starting out on their own. Naturally while this quest is based on the DC comics universe, things are different. Superheros haven been around since forever, especially since WWII, but super heroics ebb and flow, with the Justice League having only been around less than seven years. The Teen Titans, have been active now for one year and are a little obscure to anyone but news hounds, New Yorkers, and super hero fanatics. On the broader scale, a lot of big villains and heroes haven’t made their debut. Darkseid and the rest of the New Gods are a mystery, Trigon existence is only now being believed, and Booster Gold is still a washed up security guard a couple of centuries into the future. Welcome to the New Age of HeroesTwitter: https://twitter.com/ManThorQMCharacter Sheet: https://pastebin.com/YqzUnUifCharacter Relationships: https://pastebin.com/Bbak8nVEDiscord: https://discord.gg/a83KzR Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Teen%20Titans%20Quest
The Joker is just finishing his rant when you throw a hook right at his face. There was only so much gloating and speeches you could take from this freak at any one time. It isn’t even a soft punch, the Joker didn’t really look like a hand to hand combatant, but you launched a punch at full velocity going about hundred miles per hour. Enough power to send him flying to the other side of the room and then out of the wall and into the next section of the FunhouseInstead you don’t exactly hit air. Your right on the mark and the image of the Joker is still clear and right there, but your hand goes through him as if a projection from one of those movies where you wear the 3 D glasses. The Joker smile only shifts somewhat as he waves his index finger side to side to chastise you.“Tsk Tsk. You’re luck Ace is just projecting this image to you. You could have hurt me with a punch like that. Bats wouldn’t like that. Terrible thing to have on your resume.” Joker says with a mock tone and demeanor of a teacher trying to get through to a dense trouble making student. “Now here are the rules of the game. The Justice League has already opened the doors nessary for me to hack the satellites, you can stop the broadcast from happening….but during this time Harley Quinn and Raven will be taking the ride down to the basement through those trap door underneath them. Used to be slides. Great ride and it ends with a bang...HAHAHAHA.”You see the dynamite wrapped along their necks and as the Joker actually starts vanishing….the supercomputer still laying in the corner. You scream in your mic for Batman, Ravager,...anyone. And mentally to Miss Martian>You have four turns before Harley and Raven die AND/OR The broadcast starts. Their are no trap options just DCs>A.) Try to work the computer and disable the broadcast>B.) Rip open Raven’s cage and try to get at the bomb.>C.) Rip open Harley cage and try to get at the bomb>D.) Create a force field around them to protect them from the bomb while you try to work the computer and disable the broadcast>E.) Create a gravity field to keep them from falling down the trap door, while you try to work the computer and disable the broadcast
>>2010869>BFree raven and have her free harley while we work on bomb.
>>2010869>B.) Rip open Raven’s cage and try to get at the bomb.
>>2010884And by bomb i mean broadcast.
>>2010910We're not good with computers, though.
>>2010924No, your not
>>2010869>E.Fuck the rules, we control gravity. Just lift them up and then get to work.
>>2010937They still have bombs around their necks, though.
>>2010953The bombs don't go off if they don't reach the basement.
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Rolled 40 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>2010973Satan please...
Not quite here in time for the first vote... sigh.
You rush over to Raven cage, everything else becoming nothing more than tunnel vision. You once again don’t succumb to trepidation or even caution when doing this. You don’t have time to think things through you just have to do. You don’t even waltz over to it with a normal run, you are nothing more than a blur going hundreds of miles per hour.Your grasp the cage with both hands, noticing immediately that it made of something stronger than steel. No doubt either alien or military tech that he somehow got he pinched somewhere, somehow. The second is that it is coursing with enough electricity to put down an elephant. Just as you feel a jolt of pain though, you hurl the cage to the other side of the room.You grab the bomb collar on Raven’s neck, noting just how intricate and carefully engineered it is upon closer inspection. The locks, wiring, and the clockwork dotted around in it a well and subtly laid out pattered. You had no chance of disarming it with what little knowledge you had of them. So you just decide to pry it off her and toss it before it could explode. With one quick motion, it’s off, through the, wall, and then a firework in the sky.“What the hell are you doing you could have killed her!” A grumbly voice says behind you.You turn around and see Batman. Of course.“He didn’t. Shut up and let’s move.” Raven says staring daggers at him, until Batman of all people diverted his eyes. She didn’t even have to turn her eyes black.Harley trap down opens and she begins falling slowly down.>A.) Batman and Raven disrupt the broadcast, rip open the cage and chase after her and rip it off.>B.) Batman disrupt the broadcast, Raven teleport me through the case so I can drop down and form a force field underneath the bomb to protect her>C.) I’ll handle the broadcast, take care of Harley’s bomb Batman and Raven!>D.) Pull Harley up with your gravity field, while Raven teleports inside and trys to teleport the bomb off her. Have Batman disrupt the broadcast
>>2011117>>D.) Pull Harley up with your gravity field, while Raven teleports inside and trys to teleport the bomb off her. Have Batman disrupt the broadcast
>>2011117>>B.) Batman disrupt the broadcast, Raven teleport me through the case so I can drop down and form a force field underneath the bomb to protect her
>>2011117>D.) Pull Harley up with your gravity field, while Raven teleports inside and trys to teleport the bomb off her. Have Batman disrupt the broadcastLowest DC.
>>2011117>D.) Pull Harley up with your gravity field, while Raven teleports inside and trys to teleport the bomb off her. Have Batman disrupt the broadcastThis situation is weird, we aren't particularly skilled with code or electronics so we kind of have to save the girls by default. Are we being played by the Joker somehow? Cuz I only see one real option.
>>2011117>D.) Pull Harley up with your gravity field, while Raven teleports inside and trys to teleport the bomb off her. Have Batman disrupt the broadcast
>>2011140The whole point of this was making it more than possible to save one of the girls, The Joker would have been even fine both of them. But you would have millions of people dying on the conscience. That or you somehow luck out in stopping it but the two of the dying would be good too
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Rolled 90 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>2011168sagan. please.
>>2011157Makes sense from the Joker's perspective, at least. Still not even remotely logical to think about it that way- Adam isn't a hacker. Not trying to make a dig at you or demand an answer, by the way, just speculating. And remembering Grant. Don't want another Grant situation.
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>>2011175Well that's the point, Adam doing the right thing would result in a loss. Adam doign the "selfish thing" would have been a half success and tainted all survivors. Destroy relationships and make Adam second guess EVERYTHING. From which woman he loved to whether he should have tried hacking.>>2011174Pass.
>>2011174are you jesus?
You reach out with that invisible appendage in your mind and quickly create a gravity field right above Harley Quinn’s trap door. When you activate it you had to be careful and delicate, enough force to bring her back up and suspend her, not enough to send her flying into the air like Ten. Somehow you pull it off, Harley’s screams becoming louder and louder until she’s back up from the shaft in the ground and about a foot above the ground. Her eyes are closed but after a short while she opens one, the grimace of fear on her face becoming an embarrassed smile as she does so.“Raven, teleport inside and then teleport out with the bomb somewhere without civilians. Batman you...” You say, before noticing Batman was already at the console for the computer.“What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am? I'm the goddamn Batman!” Batman yells. “Worry about Quinn not me!”Raven disappers in a huff of smoke and appears right in front of Harely Quinn.“Heya Raven. I didn’t really have a chance to tell you this with the whole kidnapping and mass murder plots, but you’re a cutie pie! Don’t worry about what the Joker said about you and Adam offending me whatsoever! I hope all three of us ca-” Harley starts before Raven disappears again.Raven than appears again, her costume hinged and one of her eyebrows gone entiely, but completely physically intact and without a single real wound. You can’t help but smile.“Can be good friends and come to an again. I have no interest in breaking the two of you up and I hope you can say the same about me!” Harley continues, smile still on her face wide and goofy as ever.“Wonderful, you’re all so lucky and I couldn't be happier you’re resolving this little love triangle. Incidentally Millions of people in cities Gotham, New York, and Metropolis aren’t going to go mad and die.” Batman says, staring at her with utterly exasperation.“Cheaters!!!” Joker screams over the intercom.>A.) Hop down the hole towards where the Joker might be.>B.) “Batman can you finish this up, I just want to get Harley and Raven out of here. They’ve been through enough.>C.) “Maybe, why don’t you come out and we can discuss this like gentlemen.” >D.) Wait until Miss Martian gets here so you can pinpoint the Joker...but give him a chance to get away
>>2011305>D.) Wait until Miss Martian gets here so you can pinpoint the Joker...but give him a chance to get away
>>2011305>Are you retarded or something?THE MEMES.>D.) Wait until Miss Martian gets here so you can pinpoint the Joker...but give him a chance to get away
>>2011305Couldn't resist the ASBaR line, eh ManThor?>D.) Wait until Miss Martian gets here so you can pinpoint the Joker...but give him a chance to get awayAdam is all about the safe option right now.
>>2011305>E. I can't help you set the rules poorly Joker. I mean really you didn't explicitly say I couldn't do it all. It's not my fault you you're bad at making games. Almost as bad as you are at making jokes! I mean c'mon you can't even get batman to laugh at you and you;ve fought how many times? That funny in a sad kind of way.*laugh at him to really get him angry and buy time to get him traced*
>>2011305>>A.) Hop down the hole towards where the Joker might be.We're coming for you, you pale face fuck!
>>2011338No, the idea of you ordering around Batman deserved some type of reference about how ridiculous it is.
>>2011305>C.) “Maybe, why don’t you come out and we can discuss this like gentlemen.”im 90 percent certain this wont work but i really dont want that fuck getting away also, harley raven threesome when?
>>2011305>>C.) “Maybe, why don’t you come out and we can discuss this like gentlemen.”Keep him talking and distracted while>D.) Wait until Miss Martian gets here so you can pinpoint the Joker...but give him a chance to get away
>>2011363Later, but the option to let Raven be fine with sharing you with her will be up by the end of this session maybe
>>2011351And yet you were the one who wrote out option D as well as the way it was actually implemented in the scene... methinks thou protests too much. :D>>2011305>Wonderful, you’re all so lucky and I couldn't be happier you’re resolving this little love triangle. Incidentally Millions of people in cities Gotham, New York, and Metropolis aren’t going to go mad and die.” Batman says, staring at her with utterly exasperation.Can't you just be happy for us Batman?
>>2011376manthor, you a best. :) top qm number 1, my vote is yes share.
>>2011351Next reference needs to be Batman telling us to to loosen up a bit.
“Well, I’m waiting for Miss Martian.” You tell the rest of them.“Are you insane?” Batman asks. “Every moment we wait we...”“I will be if I get close to Ace or him without another telepath for help. Trust me, I like the fucker even less than you and he knows my secret identity. I have a lot more to lose, I just have zero interest in continuing to play his games. Like you told me.”You had expected him to get angry at that, he seemed like a grumpy guy and throwing his words back at him seemed like a good way to set him off. But instead you think you see Batman actually smile for an extremely brief moment, before a glower returns on his face. You look to Raven and see a similar one for a brief moment. You had the sudden feeling if you continued wearing dark colors you might wind up the same way as these two.Finally after about a couple of minutes Miss Martian shows up with Ravager behind her. Ravager is covered with cuts, thorns, and bruises but otherwise seems completely okay. M’gaan had a shiner on her right eye but similarly seemed completely okay when you got down to it. Almost immediately Batman and you badger Miss Martian into locating the Joker. The man had a very unique mental state. It shouldn’t have been too hard. But after two or three minutes she still can’t sense anything outside of the psychic equivalent of white noise around the bottom levels of the Funhouse.“Seriously, you can’t sense anything. From the Joker?” Ravager asks skeptically.“Yeah, I know. I’m sorry...it has to be Ace.” M’gaan says softly.“Well you know what we have to do. We’ll go into groups of two and explore the basement level. Don’t separate from your partner and use the radio when you find them. The rest of the team is forming a perimeter around the amusement park to ensure he just can’t escape. Robin’s good, he’ll sniff out if the Joker is up to something.”>A.) “Batman can you finish this up? I just want to get Harley and Raven out of here. They’ve been through enough.”>B.) Go with Batman and look for em’>C.) Go with Miss Martian>D.) Go with Ravager
>>2011474>>D.) Go with RavagerLess willing to judge when Joker dies.
>>2011474>C.) Go with Miss Martian
>>2011474>>C.) Go with Miss Martian
>>2011474>>C.) Go with Miss MartianGonna need a counter to Ace
>>2011474>A+DIn case they circle back round maybe ask Ms. Martian if the white noise could be a static "hanging" effect.I mean if I hated to lose that much I'd definitely circle back.
>>2011474>DI'm not calling for blood since we seemed to have stopped the broadcast and saved Raven/Harley. Let the leauge handle it at this point, we won.
>>2011474>D.) Go with Ravager
>>2011474>C.) Go with Miss MartianMight want to ask Miss Martian to broadcast an open request for Ace to read our minds and see if we'd be decent to her. Invite her to explore our mentality as much as she wants. At least part of the reason Ace is willing to hurt us is because she expects us to treat her like an experiment. It's not like she'd just jump into our arms, but maybe she wouldn't be so keen to fight. And it seems like she'd be able to detect the invitation.
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“Ravager let’s go.” You say, hopping down the trap door. You stand around for a second looking at the surroundings. Dark as midnight with a starless sky. You had the feeling though the Joker turned off the lights and booked it. Natural light was seeping in even from here. The floorboards causes slices of sunshine to create a visible almost bridge for you to follow here and the damage your fight with Ten gave you an oasis in a black dessert you could hope to reach.Your about to move, when something a little heavy, yet soft lands directly on top of your head and onto your knees. Instead of shadow red and black fabric almost your eyes. Well lucky Rose landed ass first on your head and not feet first.“Hey watch it!” Ravager whispers. “Why didn’t you move?”“Because I was looking! It’s dark as hell down he...” You start, as Ravager throws a flair.“That was smart.” You say.“That was basic preparedness. Nightwing and Batman have the same thing in their utility belts.” Ravager counters bluntly “Let’s go this place gives me the creeps.”The two of you begin wandering around, as Ravager continues to drop and throw little mini flares. For what seems like a long time, you see nothing even with the bright light. Just gears, generators, and the other half of interactive exhibits. You are about to ask Bats or Miss Martian what they found when you hear the turn of an engine and two whispers.“Oh hi Joker.” Ravager says, lifting a weapon into the air and blowing a giant hole above you all, light raining down on all four of you. The Joker and Ace seemed to packed away into a classic purple Cadillac, Joker wearing googles and brown leather driving gloves old as the hills.“Say hi to Ace!” Joker laughs and Ace’s eyes glowing.>A.) Ace wait, I get it you were used and people either thought you were a monster or a tool. But the Joker is the latter. Think Ace, why are you leaving without the rest of the Royal Flush Gang? What happened with Jack? He left him on the boat.>B.) Ace read my mind. Read the Joker’s. Your strong enough read Harley’s from here too. Think about what the Joker did to her. You think you can trust him.>C.) Use Fake Out to knock out the Joker>D.) Use Fake Out on Ace>E.) Blast both of them away with your gravity powers.
>>2011647>B.) Ace read my mind. Read the Joker’s. Your strong enough read Harley’s from here too. Think about what the Joker did to her. You think you can trust him.
>>2011647>A.) Ace wait, I get it you were used and people either thought you were a monster or a tool. But the Joker is the latter. Think Ace, why are you leaving without the rest of the Royal Flush Gang? What happened with Jack? He left him on the boat.>B.) Ace read my mind. Read the Joker’s. Your strong enough read Harley’s from here too. Think about what the Joker did to her. You think you can trust him.A to get her thinking B to drive it home
>>2011647>D.) Use Fake Out on Aceyeah im not even gonna attempt diplomacy, tried that before. knock her out first she's the biggest threat at the moment
>>2011647>>B.) Ace read my mind. Read the Joker’s. Your strong enough read Harley’s from here too. Think about what the Joker did to her. You think you can trust him.
>>2011647>A.) Ace wait, I get it you were used and people either thought you were a monster or a tool. But the Joker is the latter. Think Ace, why are you leaving without the rest of the Royal Flush Gang? What happened with Jack? He left him on the boat.>B.) Ace read my mind. Read the Joker’s. Your strong enough read Harley’s from here too. Think about what the Joker did to her. You think you can trust him.
>>2011676We cannot knock her out, retard, that is not within our power. Full stop. The joker had a valid counterpoint to everything we tried to say before, but he can't really counter being a monster and us being decent.
>>2011717Sounds like bullshit, you can totally knock her out, just, knock her out. easy peasie. Slam her head into a wall, make gravity around her fuck ton heavier etc.
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Rolled 100 + 10 (1d100 + 10)Kek. wowwill roll for the fuck of it
were did the rolls go
Kek wow, 110, too bad :(
>>2011786WOW FUCK YOU DUDE
>>2011739That would require that we somehow act faster than she can think. We are in full view of her and cannot physically close the distance without her stopping us trivially easily. Likewise, she can tell when we're flexing our gravity muscle because she's a telepath and she's so powerful there's no windup time, she can stun us instantly. Ace cannot be overpowered unless she doesn't know you're there.And all of that leaves aside the fact that she may, once again, be projecting into our minds, you dense twat.
>>2011794I TOLD YOU NIGGERS, CALLED IT, DIPLOMACY DONT WORK.>>2011798and by my roll, you would've reacted faster than she could think. top kek im dying
>>2011802Don't say "Oh I told you that wouldn't work" when the only thing that went badly was the rolls.
>>2011807oh i told you that wouldnt work
>>2011814Reread my post.
>>2011834'Please refer to my own previous statement.
>>2011834>>2011848Ladies, ladies, you're both pretty.
“Ace wait, I get it you were used and people either thought you were a monster or a tool. But the Joker is the latter. Think Ace, why are you leaving without the rest of the Royal Flush Gang? What happened with Jack? He left him on the boat.” You sayAce’s eyes glow bright and focus on Ravager. While you were planning to talk this through, she went and charged them, sword drawn in her hand and pointed at the girl. With in a second, she was withering on the ground, foaming at the mouth.Ace looked at you and the Joker laughed.“Ace read my mind. Read the Joker’s. Your strong enough read Harley’s from here too. Think about what the Joker did to her. You think you can trust him?” You say, your head beginning to ache. At the corners of your eyes you see dupilcates of him, laughing. Small purple parasites floating in the air above you.“I don’t need to. The Joker is my father and I love him.” Ace said, eyes now bright as the sun.You fall to your knees.“Good, wanted to try this.” Joker says with a laugh.Joker hops out of the purple classic car, grin turning more morbid and rapid than usual. Slowly and deliberately he reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a large luger pistol. The Joker cocked it and checked to see it was loaded and then he was all teeth.“Dad we….” Ace starts.“Hush honey, daddy will be back in a second. He just wants to settle a score before we leave.” Joker says with a laugh. Wait under the coat you see something…>A.) Create a gravity field around you and try to reflect the shot at him.>B.) Push him away with your gravity powers.>C.) Grapple him, try to stop him from pulling the gun on you.>D.) Pretend to grapple him, pull out what’s in his pocket. Let Ace see.
>>2011850>D.) Pretend to grapple him, pull out what’s in his pocket. Let Ace see.
>>2011850>D.) Pretend to grapple him, pull out what’s in his pocket. Let Ace see.WOULD A GOOD GUY HAVE THIS!?
>>2011850>>D.) Pretend to grapple him, pull out what’s in his pocket. Let Ace see.
>>2011850>D.) Pretend to grapple him, pull out what’s in his pocket. Let Ace see.give it a shot, then, pretty sure this is the last shot, folks >>2011849and thank you, you flatterer :)
>>2011863>>2011859>>2011858>>2011855>>2011854>>2011853Obvious where this is goingRoll 1d100+5
What's in his pocket? A boner?
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>>2011881>>2011883SHINY AND CHROME
>>2011883wowyou stole my spotlight
You're all welcome. 2 rolls in the 100's,
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>>2011883>>2011883Crit.Adding, would a good guy have this and fun times.One More Vote>A.) Let Ace mind rape the Joker until he dies>B.) Let Ace mind rape the Joker until he goes comtoase>C.) "Ace that's enough...he's going back to Arkham. He's never going to hurt anyone ever again.Reminder Joker has only escaped from Prison once and Arkham with the help of Harley.
>>2011904>>B.) Let Ace mind rape the Joker until he goes comtoase
>>2011904>B.) Let Ace mind rape the Joker until he goes comtoaseI don't think we can really stop her but we might as well prevent her from killing him.
>>2011904>>C.) "Ace that's enough...he's going back to Arkham. He's never going to hurt anyone ever again.
>>2011904>B.) Let Ace mind rape the Joker until he goes comtoaseI really dont wanna kill him, but I dont even want him to have a CHANCE of escape. We have to be certain.
>>2011904>B.) Let Ace mind rape the Joker until he goes comatose
>>2011904>CDont let/make the kid do it.
>>2011904>C.) "Ace that's enough...he's going back to Arkham. He's never going to hurt anyone ever againGo home and let the kid go without more trauma
>>2011904>C.)We're trying to help her. Not really helping, that.
>>2011908There will be no roll, Ace will listen to you.
>>2011904>>B.) Let Ace mind rape the Joker until he goes comatose
>>2011904>C.) "Ace that's enough...he's going back to Arkham. He's never going to hurt anyone ever again.UUUGGGHGHGHHGHGHG. This is the decision that makes sense in-character, but letting the Joker survive is such bullshit. Curse Adam for being such a goody two shoes. And curse the DC universe for never letting the heroes kill villains.
>>2011904>>2011909Changing my vote to>D) Break his neck yourself. No need to let a child do it.
>>2011922DC editors aren't here to shit and shutdown the story. give in to your feelings and join team B.
>>2011939Still doesn't work because Adam is such a boy scout. It wouldn't be in character.
>>2011904Fuck sparing the Joker. I know we need to help Ace out but having the Joker out of action benefits everyone, including Ace.>B)
You somehow manage to get to your knees and do a prone run towards the Joker, your feet somehow carrying you far enough to leap at the man. The weight on your head and the osrientation weaken you it seems but you had enough sense and in the tank to at least do that.The Joker tries to aim, but the sudden look of panic on his face shows just how little confidence he has that his gun will make it in time to intercept you. A smile forms on your face to replace his however. You don’t plan on bringing him down. Oh no, you just want to play show and tell with Ace. As his lifts his arm, the shin of the metallic circle catches your eye again. Thank H.I.V.E they programmed what that was into your noggin.Ace ups the pressure even more but you make it in time to get your hands on the Joker and fake a tackling motion while you reach in his coat. The Joker brings the butt of his gun down hard on your head, a blow in ordinary circumstances wouldn’t do more than phase you. In the state your in, your head rings like those old church bells and you go down hard. The Joker smiles again and aims his pistol at your skull.You lift the metal tiara in your hand up for both Ace and the Joker to see. The pressure almost entirely disappears. Ace’s gaze turns to the Joker.“Wait Ace, I can explain.” The Joker says, dropping the gun and to his knees. “Adam planted it! He….” Then he screams and curls into the fetal position. Warm urine escapes from his pant leg and brushes against your forehead. Dark yellow and with a strong stench that would normally send your wheeling in revulsion. But his scream of pain and terror keep you paralyzed where you are. You recognize that scream. You heard it from your own mouth when you Ace got to work with you. More importantly the babble sounds all to familiar to you and what you managed to spit out. Cries and begging for mercy sure. All universal. But specific hints at what made the Joker, the Joker. It wasn’t funny. The two of you turned out differently, but you had the feeling what the Queen Bee did to you hit a little close for home. The thing is, you thought you would enjoy this. And on some level you still do. But it’s also tearing at you.“Ace, stop….it’s enough. He won’t use you anymore. He won’t use anyone.” You say, finally getting your head up.“Fine.” Ace says, eye going back to a blackish brown. She reaches down and with all her might, manages to bend and twist the thing enough to make it useless. She then turns to you and the constant grimace on her face becomes sadder. “Sorry.”And then you black out and she’s gone.
>>2012030It’s about an hour later and the cops and reporters from everywhere are swarming the place. Much to your surprise this time they don’t want to talk to Nightwing or Batman. The normal celebrities. No this time they want to talk to you. Everyone wants a piece of the man who outwitted and brought down the Joker. You had joined a very small list of people, who up until now just had one name. Batman. There are no intentional hard questions, all of it’s praise and symbolic hand jobs.But you manage to get away from it all while Nightwing takes over the Q and A.>A.) Go talk to Raven and Harley by the Ferris Wheel. They seem to be chatting to each other.>B.) Go talk to Ravager. This was her first mission and she had your back.>C.) Go talk to Cyborg. He had a rough time here.>D.) Talk to Batman. He’ll want answers
>>2012036>A.) Go talk to Raven and Harley by the Ferris Wheel. They seem to be chatting to each other.
>>2012036>>D.) Talk to Batman. He’ll want answers
>>2012036Missed this option, change.>D
>>2012036>A.) Go talk to Raven and Harley by the Ferris Wheel. They seem to be chatting to each other.WELL, joker is gone. And I feel so satisfied. :)now lets go see our ladies
>>2012036>D.) Talk to Batman. He’ll want answersWe need to learn how to brood like the master. Its the only way to deal with our kinds of internal struggle now.
>>2012036>>>D.) Talk to Batman. He’ll want answersGive the girls more time to talk and start to like each other.
>>2012036>D.) Talk to Batman. He’ll want answers...What can I say, the Joker craped out. Which is what he going to be doing for the rest of his life in Arkham.Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
>>2012036>D Let’s talk to the boss first, let the girls talk
>>2012066For now. This is based on comics.
>>2012084This fucker is in a coma, and he still isnt staying down? Fuck sake.
>>2012095>>2012100For the foreseeable future Joker is out of action. He could have been a re occurring villain. Now he won't pop up until chapter 4 or something.
>>2012111What chapter are we on, anyway?
You walk towards Batman scowling just as much he normally does. All Batman seems to do though is frown sadly. His pose isn’t the normally erect and imposing monster feared by Gotham’s underworld. Just a cops or solder's look when he’s seen too much shit on duty. A one thousand yard stare and a guilty conscience greeted you.Couldn’t blame him. You looked the same or worse. You stopped Ace but...you also feel you let it get that far. Hell you know it. Sure Ace had drained your strength and willpower. Sure it felt like you ran a marathon just to tackle the Joker. Sure you could barely say a couple words without slurring them. But deep down you knew you could have open your mouth sooner even if you couldn’t do so immediately.“Batman I’m here for my debriefi-” You start glumly before Batman reaches out and embraces you in a strong warm embrace.“It’s alright.” Batman says patting your back “It’s alright. It’s not your fault.>A.) (Weep) It is...I could have stopped her>B.) I wanted her to do it...I could have stopped her sooner but I was actually happy that….>C.) I fucked up and they’re calling me a hero>D.) Stay silent
>>20121181 out of 5 or maybe 6 if you want to do Kingdom Come/Batman Beyond
>>2012134>D.) Stay silentWhat is this faggotry?
>>2012134>>C.) I fucked up and they’re calling me a hero
>>2012134>>C.) I fucked up and they’re calling me a heroTime to wring some of that Bat-Sympathy.
>>2012134>C.) I fucked up and they’re calling me a hero>B.) I wanted her to do it...I could have stopped her sooner but I was actually happy that….>E.) Write in."I fucked up, but... I'm kinda glad she did that."
>>2012134>C.) I fucked up and they’re calling me a hero
>>2012134>A.) (Weep) It is...I could have stopped herMaximum drama.>>2012137>implying I don't want to go to the best version of Gotham and fighting genetically altered street gangsManThor pls.
>>2012140It's in character. You crippled someone!
>>2012147>implying I don't want to go to the best version of Gotham and fighting genetically altered street gangsSame here. Batman Beyond is pretty top tier.
>>2012157I still don't understand how it couldn't get another season.
taking a one hour break but will be back and posting for another two hours after that.
>>2012134>It never gets easier does it? Those last in the moment decisions >part of me wanted Ace to do it; part of me wanted to stop it and in that moment, i screwed up and they’re still calling me a hero.>But we stopped him, but does that make it ok?
Batman beyond was kinda the shit. Awesome characters, loved the design.
>>2012165Same.Man did say he'd think about some future portal shenanigans for that Kingdom Come/Batman Beyond idea, but I'd personally love a side quest or long omake with Terry encountering Adam and just not realizing who he is.
>>2012150I'm poking fun at Batman hugging Adam. Wouldn't expect him to be soft towards anyone but Robin or Batgirl or Alfred and so on.
>>2012175There was so much that could have been done. So many plots that could have been explored.I really need to get my hands on Batman Beyond comics.>>2012181Hell, I'd go for a spinoff following Adam's descendant. Whether that's his kid or a protege.
>>2012195"Kid" dont you mean "KIDS" :)
>>2012195Agreed.>>2012202If Adam knocks Harley up, he could be the father of the Dee Dees.
>>2012187Batman's compassion isn't something that gets touched on as often as it really should. >>2012202"The Legion of Adam's Bastards" or "The Bastard Brigade."
>>2012202Yea we’re bound to have fathered at least half of the next Justice League and Titans
>>2012210>"The Bastard Brigade."
>>2012210>Batman's compassion isn't something that gets touched on as often as it really should. And that is why I have a RAGING NERD BONER for Young Justice. Batman is best dad in that show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IeASjS1HxcSkip to 55 seconds in.
>>2012224Oh god I hope we meet Captain Marvel in this quest.
>>2012213And the villains of tomorrow also curse our pornstar-tier dong.
>>2012230It's more like Dirk Diggler-tier.
>>2012230I kinda wanna see a side-quest/spin-off of our teenaged offspring getting into dumb shenanigans.
>>2012251Actually, since Beyond is two generations past, wouldn't it be our grandkids being crimefighting teens?
>>2012251that would be cool, all arguing with each other over who's the favorite, etc.
>>2012257Beyond will happen around the year 2005 or so.>>2012259Getting into childish spats with each other. At least one being a stupid spoiled slut.
>>2012261oh i could totally see that, like some kinda super powered sitcom
>>2012275Or a modern reality show in tone, at least.
>>2012275>>2012276Jersey Shore. I want a superhero version of the Situation.
>>2012295NO just NO
>>2012295This has spiraled out of control.
>>2012295That'd be Adam's kid with either Harley or some dumb hero/villain.
>>2012295>>2012303It could be Adam whenever he shows up for a visit, purposefully acting like that to annoy the shit out of his kids for fun.
>>2012300>>2012301>>2012303"Cabs are HEE-UH!""Why aren't we flying?""Cuz you're a fuckin' disaster when you fly drunk.""I'm not drunk, I just got a little buzz!""Yeah, you were a little 'buzzed' when you leveled that Dairy Queen last time too.""They overcharge. I performed a service to the public."
>>2012320>"They overcharge. I performed a service to the public.">"Dad, whipping your dick out in public isn't a service!">"Well it should be!"
>>2012320seeing as how Adam has had a traumatic event with is powers (ie Grant) why the fuck would he not teach his kids how to use their powers and act responsible
>>2012335kids do dumb shit
>>2012335I wasn't the one to suggest Adam acting like a jackass. I'm imagining some of his (many) grandchildren having that conversation. Statistically, some of them should end up stupid. If there are enough of them.And there should be enough of them.
>>2012335Just because you teach them that doesn't mean they'll listen.And >>2012346And they might use their powers responsibly, with occasional free usage.Also I totally misread that one post.>>2012350Yeah my bad. Though I do like the idea of Adam acting like a jackass to annoy his kids.
>>2012353Adam seems more of a dad joke kind of guy to me.
>>2012390I can see that, too.And it'd be weird for Adam's kids, 'cause he will stop physically aging at 25 years old.
“I fucked up and they’re calling me a hero.” You say wearily.“That’s how it works. But this isn’t like with Grant, you stopped it from getting worse and you saved the day. Quinn and Raven are alive because of you. Millions of people are. Hell the Joker is alive because of you.” Batman says still hugging you.“I wanted her to do it. I could have stopped her sooner but for a while I was actually happy that Ace was….” You say.“But you did stop her. Joker pushed you to the limits today. The only ones who had it worse were the two women over there.” Batman says, pointing his finger at Raven and Harley near the Ferris Wheel. The damn thing was still moving. “Adam you didn’t mess up today. Joker isn’t leaving in a body bag. When he gets better, and they always do, they’ll turn on you saying you either did to little or not enough. I’ll admit it could have gone better, but when you were tested today in a few of us ever will be. Many of us have loved ones taken hostage but we don’t have to play mind games while doing it. Joker wanted you to abandon Cyborg, you didn’t. Joker wanted to you to humiliate one of the girls. You didn’t. He wanted you to kill Grundy...you didn’t. He had other tortures up his sleeve too and I’m sure you would have still stuck to your guns. Joker either wanted to end you or die by your hand and then break you. After everything, all the anger you felt towards him...you still valued his life.” “You still have a lot to learn, you need more discipline. You’re not read for a full league membership yet. But I’d be glad to have you on as an associate member. More experienced heroes could help you up your game. You got talent Gravitas and more importantly you got a good heart.” Batman says letting go of you. “How would you like to join Justice League International? Definitely give you some experience.”>A.) What? That’s happening?>B.) I’d be honored.>C.) No… I don’t think I’m ready
>>2012395So do a lot of heroes. Starfire, Miss Martian, Superman, The Flash and Wondy will all stop or slow down
>>2012417>A.) What? That’s happening?
>>2012417>A.) What? That’s happening?>B.) I’d be honored.
>>2012417>B.) I’d be honored.YES PLS.
>>2012417>>A.) What? That’s happening?>B.) I’d be honored.BUT>D> The titans are family to me, I'm not comfortable just saying yes, without talking to them about it first, you know?
>>2012417>D.)I'd rather form that new titans team or just stay on the current one. The shenanigans are too good.
>>2012438This would be temporary work.How else do you think Batman has the free time to be on five different teams.
>>2012417>A.) What? That’s happening?>B.) I’d be honored.the haha league is something I cant ignore
Obviously we want to join league, play with the big boys
>>2012444Understood. Also, if we are forming that new titans team the headquarters should be in New Jersey. By the shore.Plastic Man should come by once in a while.
>>2012475It’ll be around L.A.
“What? That’s happening?” You ask dumbfounded“Russia has been chowed by China to accept it. The UN Security Council will convene next month and ask the Justice League and other nations to form a superhero team under my supervision for international crises. Things that the Justice League or the JSA can’t touch. The world need a very political touch to show just how apolitical the world’s major nations are when something needs to be solved apparently.” Batman says with a smile. “The team should be up and running in about four months.”“I’d be honored to join.”You say, choosing your words carefully. “But the titans are family to me, I'm not comfortable just saying yes, without talking to them about it first, you know?”“I completely understand. You could still be a Titan Gravitas. I’m all for you forming that new team too. It won’t be often when we’re called into action by the UN. Large crisis usually fall under something either a local team can handle or requires the full attention of the Justice League. But I can’t lie, the missions won’t come often but they’ll always come first.” Batman says. “Check with your friends and see if you really want this responsibility.” >A.) Go see Harley and Raven by the Ferris Wheel.>B.) Go check and see if Cyborg is okay.>C.) Go see how Ravager feels about her first mission.
>>2012475Jump City AKA San Fransisco meets LA
>>2012478>>B.) Go check and see if Cyborg is okay.
>>2012478>>A.) Go see Harley and Raven by the Ferris Wheel.
>>2012478>A.) Go see Harley and Raven by the Ferris Wheel.
>>2012478>A.) Go see Harley and Raven by the Ferris Wheel.oh ladies :)
>>2012477>>2012482I am not letting this go.
You walk towards both Raven and Harley, waving your hand around akwardly to show them your coming. Both had been just kidnapped and it was because of you. More accurately it was because you were dating both of them. Scratch that fucking both of them. Both had known, you were still weren’t exclusively dating anyone. At least officially, but Raven didn’t like that arrangement to begin with. After taking your relationship to the next level and now all this, you had the feeling you were having an ultimatum.Both Raven and Harley look at you and look like they had almost all the life sucked out of them. In a way you guess they did. Still they had the normal expression on their faces despite the conversation they clearly just had about you. Harley was all smiles and sunshine despite everything, her eyes wet with love. Raven was her normal cold, monotone self but however subtly her mouth and eye sparkling with some amusement as she saw you.“Hi-” You start.“I’ll be doing the talking.” Raven says. “Gravitas when you had sex with Harley Quinn, I’ll admit jealous. Rightfully in my opinion. We had just started dating and you were my first boyfriend, and you pulled that. You might not have been cheating on me, but you could have been more delicate. I understand what you see in Harley though and I know she just doesn’t care about you. She loves you. After that date that Slade ruined, I knew I did too. Just not as much her. But when we...took our relationship further in Metropolis, if it was going to continue things had to change. If we were going to continue and start getting serious, you had to commit.” “Raven, I know where this going and-” You say.“Shut up and let her talk.” Harley says.“I never had a boyfriend before. I grew up told relationships that worked and that were good, the only good ones in the eyes of God...” Raven says.“Wait your a Christian?” You ask“Born again, thanks to my mother. She took to Jesus pretty hard after leaving the Trigon Cult. Also please let me finish.” Raven says her voice growing more grave. “That two people and only two people committed to each other and eventually to a family. Have kids, grow old, die. But these things I was told, not something I experienced. But then I saw how Joker hated what relationships symbolized and saw how first hand how important they are. I know first hand that open relationships don’t work.”
>>2012543“Raven, I….” You say, honestly dreading her next words.“I’m okay if you continue seeing Harley. For right now I’m very happy that you will be! I guess that makes a trio or quartet?” Raven says to you and then asks Harley.“Ah, quartet I guess? Don’t try to label to much other than we’re all committing to the unit I guess.” Quinn says. “Don’t let society confine your feelings.”>A.) What? Excuse me I think I just dodged a bullet but am about to faint.>B.) You’re dating Harley now too? >C.) How’s Ivy feel about this?>D.) Great I’m dead. My cape hero didn’t last long but I guess it counted for something.>E.) Jesus...works for me...thank you Raven, I know this had to be hard for you.>F.) Please don’t sacrifice your happiness because I can’t make a decision Raven.
>>2012546>>C.) How’s Ivy feel about this?
>>2012546>G. There is nothing witty or intelligent for me to say in this situation so I'll just try to get my brain to catch up with what just happened.
>>2012549>There for me to say in this situation so I'll just try to get my brain to catch up with what just happened.okay
>>2012549seconding. we get threeways, guys! :) :)
>>2012553Not yet, maybe never. Raven just no longer cares if you sleep with/date/love Harley.
>>2012559...:( :( :(what about other chicks she cares yes?
>>2012546>>C.) How’s Ivy feel about this?>F.) Please don’t sacrifice your happiness because I can’t make a decision Raven.
>>2012563Yes. Harley is the exception.
>>2012546>Right now i think all of us just need sometime to rest in a nice cuddle pile cause pretty sure all of us are beat>Wait? Four? Are we talking Starfire (look at Raven) or Ivy (Look at Harley)?
“How’s Ivy feel about this?” You ask.“She’s tolerated to this point, but she’s going to have to be more accepting. We both love each other so...I think it will work. The two of you are going to have to spend some time together and learn to like if not care for one another if this is going to work. You’re both good people and you both have me in common! She’s a lesbian though, so don’t think she’ll ever be sharing a bed with you anytime soon.” Harley says with a smile. “But I think she’ll like Raven, she has a ty-”Harley says, a little more serious than usual.“Yeah she’ll have to learn that too when it comes to me.” Raven says gruffly.“There is nothing witty or intelligent for me to say in this situation so I'll just try to get my brain to catch up with what just happened.” You say resting on a guard rail.Much to your surprise both Raven and Quinn lower their heads and peck you on the check. Despite everything that happened or maybe because of it, you feel blood rush to your head and else where. Both Raven and Harley Quinn join you on the guard rail and form as much of a loose group hug the position would allow.“Speaking of which, Raven, would you mind if I spent the night at Titan’s Tower.” Harley says in a vain attempt at being coy.“Are you serious? After everything that happened you want to do it now? All I want to do is sleep for a week.” Raven says sighing and burying her head in her hands. “But it’s fine by me. Adam?”>A.) I feel the same way, I’m beat.>B.) Sure. Are you sure you’re okay with this Raven?
>>2012586>A.) I feel the same way, I’m beat.How about a group cuddle?
>>2012586>>A.) I feel the same way, I’m beat.
>>2012586>A.) I feel the same way, I’m beat.>C. But maybe spend two nights? One for much much much needed sleep then the other for me taking you two out on the town?
>>2012598Oooh i like thisWatch Harley join the Titans
“I feel the same way, I’m beat.” You sigh. “How about we go back to Titan’s Tower and just fucking sleep for a day? A group cuddle. Then after we catch our breath and get some R and R, I take you ladies out on the town?” You ask.“I’ll settle for that.” Quinn says happily.“Sure.” Raven says. “Let’s go home.”It’s about eleven in the mourning when you do wake up. A ridiculous amount of sleep. You had missed breakfast and the daily workout session. You highly doubt would even bother to gently reprimand you though, let along bother to even slap your wrist. Not only because the last couple days had been hell but because your current living situation kind of embarrassed him. Not shamed though, you note. Just he was just as clueless as you about explaining or talking about the relationship you had now.You only wake up because of the shower as well. It had been going on all mourning you actually reckon but with sun hanging in the air, the two’s duet proved too much for you to hand and remain in dream land for too long. You sit up and stretching your arms only to find Raven curled to your bed, silently sleeping away, hand still on your belly. You reach down and gently pull it off before getting up and gently bringing your legs and then body out of bed.You head to the shower and bang on the door. Steam rose and slowly rolled from every crack of it, top, bottom, and the side hinge like a portal to London was on the other side. You hear a very familiar humming underneath it and very strong suspicion of who’s there raises in your mind. Not that you mind one bit.“Harley when are you going to be done in there? Just asking.” You ask a little groggily.“Very soon. Or not, want to hop in with me puddin’?” Harley purrs from the other side of the door.“Very regretfully no. It would take care of my mourning wood, but any of the Titans could show up and that would be awkward.” You say rubbing your eyes and going to the kitchen.You had prepared a light bunch for the two of you at the table, just some eggs and slices of tomato, and finished your coffee before Harley gets out and joins you. She had barely put on any clothes, just underwear that was a little more conservative than she usually wore and a towel wrapped around her head stacked so high it almost looked like a mummy was standing on her head.You hand push her a plate and watch her light up right as Beast Boy looks at the two of over, staring a mixture of surprise and lust at Quinn, who just waves at him. Which only increases the amount of confusion on his face. He always had a very expressive face but man was it evident right now. You’re almost surprised when he actually composes a sentence.
>>2012644“Wait don’t tell me you pulled a Dick and...” Logan starts.“Nah Gar, we’re all together. Raven knows, it was their idea.” You say smiling, Harley now having a hand on your shoulder and beaming at him.Beast Boy just starts laughing. The similar he’s and ha’s for a few good minutes until he has to spit out his laughter and it begins to sound like he’s choking. Your on your feet by the time he’s bent over and slapping his knees, but he finally starts stopping and getting some air.“Korri is going to be kicking herself over this you know. Not so much because of you but because of Raven man...” Logan says. “So anyway, Quinn you staying for Halloween?”Halloween?>End
>>2012648beast boy has the best face's
>>2012648So how long until Harley starts teasin' BB that he's going to be taking cold showers only from now on
>>2012648Social links when?
>>2012648Thanks for running, Man!
so what was the deal with the tiara joker had ? didnt quite catch that
>>2012992Its a power damper / control device for Ace. Joker having it breaks Ace's trust.
I'm guessing it was a HIVE mind control device.Or Joker wanted to treat Adam like the sweet little princess he is ^w^
https://pastebin.com/Bbak8nVE social linksAnd it was a power nullifier
>>2013602>"Well this is still no where as bad as that time Batman was with Catwoman, Talia, and Vicky Vale at the same time."batman you fucking heart breaker
>>2013602Great thread, was really intense for a few moments there. Keep up the good work!
>Please don't let Ivy like me too much."Why?
Listen I'm delaying post to Sunday, my internet is extremely spotting the past two days and the cable guy is coming tom
>>2020174All good, take your time.
“Halloween?” Harley asks, cutting up a piece of tomato and egg.“Yeah, you two wouldn’t know!” Beast Boy says, strolling over towards the kitchen. “Was Victor’s idea actually. Titan’s Tower is going to host a Halloween party for a some charity for disabled kids. Host a few dumb events with cheap prizes, a lame group interview, and then an awards ceremony where the mayor gives us a plaque or something.”“Really? Victor’s never been one to turn down a party, he could tell you what the whole history of the Halloween drunk, but organizing one and setting it up? Dudes might be brains and brawn but creativity has never been a real strength to his.” You say“Yeah tell me about it, dude’s character in DnD is always Gandalf wizard or Conan the fighter. He….” Beast Boy starts.“Hey I’m trying to turn over a new leaf, can we leave the Satanist stuff out of the breakfast table?” Harley says nose twitching as she actually starts on her food. “But yeah I could use a break. Some PG press party sounds about right>A.) Go check with Cyborg about his plans the Halloween party and if you could help.>B.) Go costume shopping with Starfire>C.) Ask Nightwing if he would like hand training the team tomorrow so he can have time to prep for the party
Fuck. Hard choice. Gonna go with>C.) Ask Nightwing if he would like hand training the team tomorrow so he can have time to prep for the party
>>2024506>B.) Go costume shopping with Starfire
>>2024506>Agotta hang with cyborg more.
>>2024506>>C.) Ask Nightwing if he would like hand training the team tomorrow so he can have time to prep for the party
>>2024506>>A.) Go check with Cyborg about his plans the Halloween party and if you could help.Gravity fuckin' Boom.
You finish your meal and head towards “the shop” where Nightwing loved experimenting and toying with gadgets and other current or future Titan’s equipment. More than anyone else’s, Dick’s schedule was the filled in with work or study. For a serial philander the man sure had a strong if not obsessive work ethic. To be honest you think everyone in the Titans had come to rely on it.Sure enough behind the study wooden frame that was designed entirely for sound dampening, the churning sounds of electric drills could be heard behind it. Even from here the strong scent of burning rubber rose from the cracks of the door. Your eyes always get a little watery from getting a whiff of it for whatever reason. You knock on the door and after waiting for a few moments do so again, putting a tiny ounce of your strength into it. You hear the drilling stop and hear heavy footsteps towards the door before it opens.“Hey Adam, what’s up?” Dick asks, taking off a pair of work gloves as he does.>A.) Why didn’t anyone tell me there would be a Halloween party?>B.) Hey I could take up group training tomorrow so you could get ready for Vic’s party?>C.) What are you doing man? Fiddling around with that thing that let the Joker teleport?
>>2024588>B.) Hey I could take up group training tomorrow so you could get ready for Vic’s party?
>>2024588>>C.) What are you doing man? Fiddling around with that thing that let the Joker teleport?>>2024588>>B.) Hey I could take up group training tomorrow so you could get ready for Vic’s party?
>>2024588>>B.) Hey I could take up group training tomorrow so you could get ready for Vic’s party?
“What are you doing man? Fiddling around with that thing that let the Joker teleport?” You ask“I might be Justice League but that’s way above my level. Batman and Mr Terrific sent that box all the way to some lab even the CIA doesn’t know about.”“So the box is still a mystery?” You ask.“Outside of it teleporting, we know about as much about it as where the Joker stashed all that cocaine.” Dick says shrugging.“Your kidding right? We still don’t know where that is?” You ask dumbfounded“Yep. The Joker continues to haunt us from his hospital bed in Arkham. When the punchline hits they’re going to expect you and Batman to solve it.” Nightwing says with a grim smile.“The price of fame.” You say, sighing. “Hey I could take up group training tomorrow so you could get ready for Vic’s party?”“Are you kidding? That would be a huge help man.” Dick says patting you on the shoulder. “Vic is going to be way to busy the party and to be honest Artemis and Logan take a little too much advantage of Korri’s English flaws for her to be left alone with them.”>A.) You taking Barb? Been long enough that I think Korri would be cool with it>B.) What are you going as? Dracula?>C.) Key why do you think Vic decided to throw this?
>>2024670>Logan>Not Garfield>B.) What are you going as? Dracula?Also>Key
>>2024670>>C.) Key why do you think Vic decided to throw this?
>>2024675The two first names club man
>>2024670>C.) Key why do you think Vic decided to throw this?>KeyGoddamn it Thor.
>>2024722Also he seems to think that Beast Boy's first name is Logan.It's Garfield.>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beast_Boy
>>2024688His name is Garfield Logan. Dick is calling him by his surname.His name is comprised of two names that sound like first names, like "Bruce Wayne"
>>2024727I can forgive that because he's calling him by his last name.
>>2024670>C.) Key why do you think Vic decided to throw this?Also, what are we being for Halloween, guys?
>>2024730I know what Gar's first name is
>>2024730>>2024743Yeah but he said Artemis, which is her first name not her last, which is Crock.
>>2024756No shit Anon. You can refer to people either by their first or last name. I'm failing to grasp your point here.
>>2024773It's just weird that he called one person by their given name and another by their surname.
“Hey why do you think Vic decided to throw this party?” You ask“Because he has a crush on some school teacher named Katherine. I don’t think he’s doing this to just impress her or anything, but ever since he took a shine to her, the issue definitely has come the forefront of his mind.” Dick says with a laugh. “Happened to me when I was dated a vegertain and animal rights activist. When right back to getting bacon when the relationship ended but still signing those petitions in the mall to make veal illegal.”“Well alright. See you later Dick. Don’t want to keep you from your ultity belt pissing contest with Batman.” You say backing out and waving good bye.“Ah eat me. When I’m done all the Titans are going to want one!” Dick yells as you leave.>A.) Go check with Cyborg about his plans the Halloween party and if you could help.>B.) Go costume shopping with Starfire>C.) See if Raven’s up
>>2024815>C.) See if Raven’s up
>>2024815>>C.) See if Raven’s up
>>2024815>C.) See if Raven’s upI reiterate: What are we being for Halloween? I was thinking something funny and ironic like G Gordon Godfrey or Lex Luthor.
>>2024850coming up next vote
>>2024850I was thinking Superman.Maybe Gorilla Grodd?
>>2024856Superman would be kind of dick-sucking and so on the nose it'd be creepy.
>>2024867True.Maybe Captain America? Or Conan.
>>2024881>Captain AmericaWrong universe buddy. Conan would be alright.
>>2024881Clearly we need to go as Sexy Fireman or copWomen aren't the only ones who can dress slutty for Halloween
Spider-Man, Dracula or play Russian roulette and let Kori or Harley pick Adams costume
>>2024919>Wrong universe buddy.Marvel Comics exists in the DCU.>>2024925>>2024929I don't think the costumes will be that slutty due to it being a charity party for disabled kids.
I was thinking as going as Batman '66 with Harley as Robin and Raven as Batgirl.
>>2024929>Spider-ManWhat the fuck did I just say about the wrong universe? Also, letting Harley pick might just be an inspired idea.
>>2024947See >>2024935>>2024944That'd be good.
>>2024935Wait, people are reading Marvel comics inside the DCU? Is the reverse true as well?
>>2024947But I want to walk up walls to amaze small children
You head back towards your room, slowly and carefully opening the door to it. The damn thing had a habit of not creaking but howling when it opened. It wasn’t the wood or hinge either because it was the same type as the rest of the blocks and you personally changed the hinge twice after oiling it and going through a dozen different routines. You didn’t want to wake Raven up if she was still sleeping even as it crept past noon. You wouldn’t blame her if she slept through a day or two straight.As you walk in, you see Raven crouched on her legs on your bed, with a giant mouth eaten tomb with a gray cover on your bed. On it was some dead or alien language you couldn’t read, you definitely couldn’t read a lot of human tongues but H.I.V.E programmed enough know what and was an active language by looking it giving it over. Maybe it was surprise you had zero idea what the hell was going on the with the book, other than it had something to do with the mystic arts, but you were reminded that Raven was barely wearing anything. Just solid black, plain underwear, complete with garter belt. Very far from lingerie or your first time seeing it, but it would take a decade or two before you got tired of looking at it. “Good mourning….or afternoon, dunno how long has it been?” Raven asks.“Don’t worry about that, it’s around one. Yesterday was a little hectic.” You say shrugging. “I’m more worried how you smuggled that book in here.”“Teleportation to my room and back.” Raven says in a dull monotone.“Okay, then why come back here?” You ask.“I would say the company but it’s a little overrated. Too loud.” Raven says in bored tone, looking back at the book in her hands.>A.) What are you reading?>B.) Vic’s throwing a Halloween party, maybe we can go as something together?>C.) Hey Vic’s throwing a Halloween party, would you lend me a hand with training the team tomorrow to lessen his and Grayson’s load?>D.) Hey for the Halloween party, what do you think I should go as.>E.) Thanks, even with the overrated comment does that make the Issac’s suite 3 stars?
>>2024944If the current date is late 80s early 90s Batman would've been like nine years old in 1966. But going as the more current version of him and likewise for Harley and Raven would be cool. Even better if we bump into Batman and Harley gives him the biggest shit-eating grin.>>2024966Huh.
>>2024990>>D.) Hey for the Halloween party, what do you think I should go as.
>>2024855I’m think Arnold’s Running Man costume would probably be good. Definitely in universe and current for the timeline.
>>2024990>A.) What are you reading?>B.) Vic’s throwing a Halloween party, maybe we can go as something together?>D.) Hey for the Halloween party, what do you think I should go as.>E.) Thanks, even with the overrated comment does that make the Issac’s suite 3 stars?
>>2024990>A.) What are you reading?>B.) Vic’s throwing a Halloween party, maybe we can go as something together?
>>2024990>E.) Thanks, even with the overrated comment does that make the Issac’s suite 3 stars?>A.) What are you reading?
“What are you reading?” You ask.“Two books combined into one. Magnalia Christi Americana and The King in Yellow, both in the tongue of the deep one. The first is just the alchemist and spell philosophy and formula from the United States, especially the northeast and Deep One based.” Raven starts. “The second is a play from the middle ages that was banned centuries ago.”“Why?” You ask.“It drove non magical users crazy and sometimes outright suicidal.” Raven says, sighing while flipping a page.“Okay then.” You say sighing. “Vic’s throwing a Halloween party, maybe we can go as something together?”“I’m not going. I don’t do parties. Go as the main character from Revenge of the Nerds. It’ll be ironic and funny. Let me see it whatever you get though.” Raven says. “Well if you change your mind, you know where you can find me.” You say. “Oh and thanks! Even with the overrated comment does that make the Issac’s suite 3 stars?”“I dunno about that, but I know I’m going to be a repeat customer. If you excuse me.” Raven says, disappearing in a black puff of smoke.>A.) Go with Korri costume shopping>B.) Go check on Harley.>C.) Go see Cyborg and if he wants any help with the party.
>>2025127>B.) Go check on Harley.
>>2025127>>B.) Go check on Harley.
>>2025127>>C.) Go see Cyborg and if he wants any help with the party.we don't really hang out with him
You walk towards the entertainment room, where you can hear the blaring sound of television. Ricky Ricadro was once again asking his trouble making wife what act of mischief she had hidden from him yet again. You could hear Harley baying and haing through her nasal Brooklyn accent even clearer and louder the tv. Quite an accomplishment considering just how loud it was. She had it dialed to the max, if not eleven, in there. You have to cover your ears before you can even see her in there, reclining sideways on a lazy boy, a bowl of celery and a cup of dip on her belly and the ant table respectively.Quinn’s legs dangled both off the extended leg rest but also the arm of the chair, her head poking out of the other side. A position no doubt to allow for maximum and prime dipping. With two short and direct motions she grabbed a slice of celery, dipped in some repackaged salad dressing, and then placed it in her mouth. You’d be disgusted if you didn’t admire the brilliance of it. Harley chewed the damn thing like a damned horse, taking one big bite with her front teeth and then going to work on it with one side of molars, turning one of her cheeks into a balloon.“I can’t believe you watch this junk.” You say.“Hey are you programmed to like all this junk too?” Harley asks, swallowing her food before taking thankfully. “Yeah but I developed a thing called taste.” You say, cracking a smile.>A.) Hey want to go costume shopping, go together as something?>B.) Want to go see Mad Mod? I need to repair my suit>C.) Want to go to the park, I could use some fresh air.>D.) Write in
>>2025275>BSee if he can put together a costume as well.
>>2025275>B.) Want to go see Mad Mod? I need to repair my suit>A.) Hey want to go costume shopping, go together as something?Maybe both at once?
>>2025275>A.) Hey want to go costume shopping, go together as something?>B.) Want to go see Mad Mod? I need to repair my suit
>>2025275>>A.) Hey want to go costume shopping, go together as something?
>>2025275>>A.) Hey want to go costume shopping, go together as something?>>B.) Want to go see Mad Mod? I need to repair my suit
>>2025275>A.) Hey want to go costume shopping, go together as something?>B.) Want to go see Mad Mod? I need to repair my suitPlease don't make us all partially deaf when you're here, darling.
>>2025275>B.) Want to go see Mad Mod? I need to repair my suitThen>A.) Hey want to go costume shopping, go together as something?
“Want to go see Mad Mod? I need to repair my suit and hey maybe he can hook us up with some costumes for the Halloween party.” You say, reaching over towards the remote.“Sounds like fun, maybe we can...” Harley says hoping up and spilling her veggies everywhere as she folds up the chair and turns off the television.“Going to have to be PG Harley, elected officials are going to be be there.” You say laughing.“Well they’re too handsy to slut it up on the side.” Harley says sighing. “That’s the whole point of Halloween though.”The two of you make good time on the subway especially considering it’s holiday season. Halloween was a B holiday to be sure, but it was something you had to prepare for. Decorations had been set up by now, but candy and costumes were still be purchased. Divorced parents handed off their kids to their former spouses and there are others throwing their parties right now. Hell throw in the odd horror film marathon and you had a crowd.You notice Mad Mod’s shop is happening comparatively. Boutiques with on top of the latest fads at somewhat reasonable prices were less crowded than it for one. But that cleaners and dog groomers place were hip centers of New York by that logic. The crowd was definitely more normal than the sole reservation, caped crusaders only apply joint it was before. It even takes you awhile to actually see any Mad Mod or any of the employees you would be sue where in the know.“Mr. Issacs and Mrs Quinn, looking cute and delicious as ever. It’s been a dog’s age you two. Didn’t the two of you both come here together last time too?” A familiar voice says behind you.>A.) Yeah we’re dating.>B.) It has been, how’s business treating you?>C.) I came here for some repairs...do you also do costumes?>D.) Work...and I’m guessing it’s not normally your thing but could you do couple’s costumes. High society party and we want to look stylish for the season.
>>2025424>>C.) I came here for some repairs...do you also do costumes?
>>2025424>A.) Yeah we’re dating.>B.) It has been, how’s business treating you?>C.) I came here for some repairs...do you also do costumes?
>>2025446Initiate small talk protocols!
>>2025452We should be friendly enough for a bit of smalltalk.
>>2025460Not denying that. He's an important figure now for the super community.
>>2025424>>B.) It has been, how’s business treating you?>>C.) I came here for some repairs...do you also do costumes?
>>2025472Indeed. Plus why not do some small talk? We're not doing anything that needs urgency.
>>2025424>>D.) Work...and I’m guessing it’s not normally your thing but could you do couple’s costumes. High society party and we want to look stylish for the season.
>>2025480Also Mad Mod is based. Still remember those acid-trip episodes with him from the show. Good times.
>>2025485We should get high with Mad Mod.
“Well...we’re dating.” You say, a little surprised at how sheepish you are when you say it. Harley noticeably takes your hand in her and unleashes a large puckered kiss on your cheek. Even she was teasing you now.“Well I’ll be damned. Good for you Harley.” Mad Mod says “Little bit of a craddlerubber are you?”“Stop! I’m only 28.” Harley says, laughing and playfully slapping him on the shoulder. Mad Mod only gives her a stare. “All right, 29. Stop!” “Yeah it’s been a while though, how business treating you?” You say smiling“Good, civilian business has shot up when they figured all do all the uniforms for the heroes on the Northeast.” Mad Mod says, winking. “Though admittedly it’s crazy now since word was Gravitas gets his uniform here.”“Really?” Both you and Harley ask at the same time.“Of course honey!” Mad Mod says starting to yell, but then going down to absolute whisper. “You stopped Joker’s five year reign of terror. Outside Batman, ever got the sociopathitc bugger. I hate break this to you, but I’m going to exploit your famous ass all the way to the bank.”“I came here for some repairs...do you also do costumes? We have a party on Halloween” You say raising an eyebrow.“But they’re so passe! Well...I do owe you though. Both for business and personal reasons. Sure what do you want. I’ll get if to you by the 30th.” Mad Mod says sighing.“Personal?” Harley asks.“He just looks so damn good in my outfits. Hides my shoddy workmanship.” Mad Mod says with a smile>A.) The Mario Bros>B.) Frankenstein and Bride of Frankenstein>C.) The Droggs (A Clockwork Orange)>D.) Write in
>>2025540>BHarley as Dr. Frankenstein though.
>>2025540>B.) Frankenstein and Bride of FrankensteinAnd it's the Droogs, Man.
>>2025545Oh yeah, seconding this.
>>2025540>>C.) The Droggs (A Clockwork Orange)
>>2025540>D) Underdog and Sweet Polly Purebred
>>2025545Let's go with this.
>>2025540>>A.) The Mario Bros
“How about Harley over here as Doctor Frankenstein and me as Frankenstein’s Monster.” You say, causing both Quinn and Mod to laugh aloud.“Very droll.” Mad Mod says, taking your bagged outfit from your hands. “I’ll have both your...tuxedo and costumes ready Friday.”“Hey, my outfit was completely totaled. Have a new one ready for me by then too.” Harley says.“You can get that next Friday Ms. Quinn.” Mad Mod says with a snort.“Hey, what I’d ever do to you?” Harley says huffing and placing her hands on her hips.“Pay your bills late, the only reason I even let you in here is because you never actually skipped a bill!” Mad Mod says, turning around and wagging a finger. “Trust me though darlings, once your see your Halloween costumes, you’ll be kissing my feet.”“In your dreams.” Harley says“No, only one of you shows up there. Happy Halloween you two!” Mad Mod says, disappearing into the darkness of a store room.“Heya mam” A teenage girl, in a designer clothes and jewerly yells running over to Harley Quinn. Two girls flocked her. Each almost as well dressed as the bold one, though with more expensive purses. “Who me?” Harley Quinn says pointing to herself.“Yeah you.” The girl says haughtily. “Aren’t you dating Gravitas or something?”“I’m telling you that was Raven!” One of them says.“No way that fat goth girl? Please, unless his face was burned by Joker’s acid or something he’d never settle for her.” The girl says, turning to her and dismissing her with a gesture of her wrist.“Like he’d settle for this old bag!” The other one continues, hands on her hips.“I dunno, he might be forty too or something. Or maybe he has that whole mommy complex.” The girl says sticking out her tongue and the returning her gaze to Quinn. “Anyway what’s he like?”“Angry” You say with a fake smile.“I dunno, I’ve actually been dating hunk right here.” Harley says, pulling you towards her, a large smile on her face.“Told you.” The other girl says, the group of them dispersing.That was...odd>End
>>2025627Thanks for running, Man.Lewdbin stuff when?
>>2025627Fan girls? Oh my, well at least they didn't ship Adam with Gar or Dick.Thanks for running.
>>2025637>ship Adam with DickThat'd be fun, though.Wrecking that 10/10 boipussi with our 13.5" dick.