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>>182416
Character Sheet & Allies
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gU/edit
Twitter: @QuestingQM

If your new, we're playing Renoxiezius, the ice dragon of Sweden, vassal of the King, and all around bad-ass. Who is also fat.
Last time, we finished up the Dungeon, adding three rooms which are a Laboratory, Library, and a Distillery, additionally we blew all our money on books of magic and political theory, additionally the King has asked us to disavow the N.C.F.S, which are our allies. And hit the bump limit like a motherfucker.

"So, you refuse to disavow the N.C.F.S?"
"Utterly, and completely."
"What if... I offered you some pay?"
"Money?'
"Yes, all you have to do is say the N.C.F.S are violent terrorists."
Actions
>Disavow your organization, you don't need them to rise to power anyways. Also money is nice.
>Refuse to, these are your people.
>Write-In
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>>200758
>Refuse to, these are your people.
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>>200758
>Refuse to, these are your people.
>eat the king
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>>200773
It's time to take his place as the rightful king.

Seconding this.
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>>200758
>Write in: It's clear you feel threatened by a puny organization, I may serve under you but I will put the peoples choices above a that of a coward, I would know, they are not violent.
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>>200773
King is turning bad, time to dispose of our stepping stone.

Choosing this.
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Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

Interesting, guess it's time to usurp the king... Roll me a 1d20-2 to see how fast you can eat him. Also, ignore my rolling.
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Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>200826
It's crunch time Motherfucker!
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>200826
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Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>200826
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Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>200826
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>>200842
12-2=10
Great Success
King's Defense
2-1=1
Terrible Failure

In a few seconds, you turn into your true draconic self, the king attempts to jump out of his throne to dodge your mouth, but fails and actually jumps into your mouth. You don't know if historians will write that as a suicide or a regicide, but either way, the King is dead.
You turn to the rest of the room, mostly nobles and servants, with a few guards. Most are terrified and make no comment on you eating the king.
Actions
>"I am your king now, mortals. Respect the name of Renoxiezius, for I will rule you now." (Intimidate)
>"Get me that reporter, I need to make an announcer to the people of Sweden." (Charisma)
>Eat the rest of the nobles, but don't harm the servants or guards unless they try to aid the Nobles. (Body)
>Write-In
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>>200896
>Get me that reporter, I need to make an announcement
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>>200896
>"Get me that reporter, I need to make an announcer to the people of Sweden." (Charisma)
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>>200896
Fug, I typed Announcer instead of Announcement, sorry guys.
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Seems like you guys want to talk to that reporter.
Give me a 1d20+3, stat!
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>200942
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Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>200942
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>>200949
Nice
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>>200949
Nice, we just undertook a flawless coup.
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>>200949
oh shit
rip dissenters
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>>200968
A few simple things as we transition into our role as King.

Hans becomes a noble.
Our lair is protected by palace guard.
We now command the Swedish army, but retain our attaché because of their loyalty.
We aren't poor anymore.
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20+3=23
Critical Success!

You turn your gaze to a servant, which proceeds to cower in fear.
"You, mortal, get me that reporter your king had come here."
"As... As you wish, lord Renoxiezius."
The rest of the nobility and the few guards in the room cower in a corner, fearful of your wrath. Eventually the reporter comes in, and quickly realizes whats going on. You block the door with your claw.
"Mortal, how do I look for your... Cameras."
"Good... Good, please don't eat me."
"I only ate the king, if you do your duty I will have no qualms with you, reporter."
The camera's light turns red, showing that your live on air.
"This is Re-"
"I can do my own introduction, mortal. Now step aside."
"Ye... Yes, my lord."
You give a sly grin to the camera.
What do you say?
>"Mortals, the time of the false king is at an end, now the true King has taken the throne as desired by all of you. I name myself Renoxiezius the First, Lord over all who live in this land." (Monarchy Government)
>"Mortals, the will of the people is ever so important to me. I, in my infinite wisdom and intelligence, will now allow you to help manage the government, and allow you to choose leaders amongst you instead of letting one weak and feeble king rule. (Republic Government)
>"Mortals, my devotion to the God above is unquestionable, and it is clear that his will has been made manifest in me, I now declare this land to be the rightful land of any true Catholic, and extend an open claw to the Papacy in Rome." (Theocracy)
>Write-In
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>>201025
>Theocracy
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>>201025
>Monarchy
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>>201025
Theocratic Monarchy

We still rule this shit, but the pope is now our best friend.

We need to get tight with Pope-San.
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>>201025
>"Mortals, the time of the false king is at an end, now the true King has taken the throne as desired by all of you. I name myself Renoxiezius the First, Lord over all who live in this land." (Monarchy Government)
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>>201056
Changing my vote to this, the best of both choices.
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>>201056
Changing my vote to this.
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Theocratic Monarchy it is.

"Mortals, the time of the false king is at an end, his heresy gone for good. Now, you all may know me for my devotion to God is unquestionable, and that I am desired to take the throne by all of you. I name myself Renoxiezius the First, and I proclaim this land to be the rightful land of any true Catholic."
You send a glance to the nobility and guards hunched over in the back of the room. Who begin clapping fervently.
"Now, of course, with any new regime, I must declare this country's new title, worthy of a being such as I as it's ruler."
What will you rename Sweden to?
>"It will be known as the Draconic Order of Sweden."
>"It will be known as the Holy Dragon Empire of Sweden."
>"It will be called the Holy Empire of Renoxiezius, in honor of me, of course."
>Write-In
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>>201106
>Draconic order of sweden
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Theocratic Monarchy, quite interesting m8s.

"Mortals, the time of the false king is at an end, his heresy gone for good. Now, you all may know me for my devotion to God is unquestionable, and that I am desired to take the throne by all of you. I name myself Renoxiezius the First, and I proclaim this land to be the rightful land of any true Catholic."
You send a glance to the nobility and guards hunched over in the back of the room. Who begin clapping fervently.
"Now, of course, with any new regime, I must declare this country's new title, worthy of a being such as I as it's ruler."
What will you rename Sweden to?
>"It will be known as the Draconic Order of Sweden."
>"It will be known as the Holy Dragon Empire of Sweden."
>"It will be called the Holy Empire of Renoxiezius, in honor of me, of course."
>Write-In
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>>201106
"It will be known as the Holy Dragon Empire of Sweden."

HDES
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>>201117
Fucking double post, sorry guys.
Thanks Captcha.
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>>201025
A republic is the best decision here.
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>>201106
>"It will be known as the Holy Dragon Empire of Sweden."
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>>201117
Holy Dragon Empire of Sweden
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Dragon Empire it is.

"This land will be known as the Holy Dragon Empire of Sweden, or rather the H.D.E.S, now of course, as your glorious Emperor, I proclaim an event to transpire tomorrow to celebrate my glorious rise to power.
What will you do?
>A military parade throughout Stockholm.
>A festivity you will attend, with you meeting the people.
>Write-In
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>>201160
>A festivity you will attend, with you meeting the people.
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>>201160
>A festivity you will attend
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>>201160
a festivity, but I want Swedish intelligence and loyal followers on high alert. regular patrols and numerous plain clothed officers ready.

the first few days and weeks following a coup are the most dangerous, theres bound to be some blowback.
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>>201160
>>A festivity you will attend, with you meeting the people.
Let the people be happy.
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>>201160
>A festivity you will attend, with you meeting the people.
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Looks like Festivity wins.

"I pronounce a day of celebration tommorow, a celebration where any citizen, regardless of rank, gender, or age may meet me. Let it be known that I exchange a fair hand to the people of this land."
After that, the camera shuts off.
"Is... Is that all my lord?"
"Yes, it should be for now."
The nobillity and guards remain cowering in the corner.
Action
>Eat them, they have no purpose anymore.
>Let them go, they have done no wrong to you really.
>Write-In
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>>201221
>Let them go, they have done no wrong to you really.
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>>201221
>Let them go, they have done no wrong to you really.
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>>201221
Eat the nobles, spare the guards.

We can always make more nobles.
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>>201221
>eat the nobles, distribute the titles
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You decide to let the nobility go, they haven't really done anything to spite you. After this, you head back to your estate, where the ocassional servant or guard flees from your view.
In the morning, you hear Anitta (attempting) to wake you up.
"Lord? Hans wants you."
"For what..."
"The festival, lord."
"Why so early?"
"So we can get there in time, the festival starts at four."
"I could easily fly there."
"Hans said it was proper for a king to be driven there."
Actions
>"I'll go along with this car ride, slow it might be."
>"I've never been one to wait around when I could be going faster. I'll meet Hans at Stockholm, alright?"
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>>201284
One second off bud, one second.
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>>201285
>"I've never been one to wait around when I could be going faster. I'll meet Hans at Stockholm, alright?"
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>>201285
>"I'll go along with this car ride, slow it might be."
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>>201285
>I'll go along with the car ride
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>>201285
>>"I'll go along with this car ride, slow it might be."
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>>201285
>"I'll go along with this car ride, slow it might be."
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"Fine, I'll go along with this car ride."
"Very good my lord. I'll go tell Hans now."

A few minutes later, after "liberating" a rather regal looking outfit from a noble, you get into what Han's calls a "limousine"
"I can barely see out of this, why did I choose to take this car when I could be flying there?"
"Honestly? I'm not sure."
"Good point, Hans. I'm not sure either."
"Anyways, we should be there shortly."
"Good."
A minute later, a man opens the limousine to the city's park, where hundreds of thousands of people are, gathered around a very large stage.
Actions
>Transform into dragon form, it's best the commoner's get used to having a Dragon as their ruler, rather then a human.
>Remain in human form, best you look presentable, after all the suit would of been for nothing.
>Transform into Half-Dragon form, it's best to look human, but they must still get used to having a Dragon as their Emperor.
>Write-In
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>>201337
>Transform into dragon form
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>>201337
>Remain in human form, best you look presentable, after all the suit would of been for nothing
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>>201337
>Transform into Half-Dragon form, it's best to look human, but they must still get used to having a Dragon as their Emperor.
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>>201337
>Transform into Half-Dragon form, it's best to look human, but they must still get used to having a Dragon as their Emperor.
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>>201337
Half dragon is best choice
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Looks like Half-Dragon wins

You march throughout the crowd, nearly everyone gets out of your way, and you climb on stage, in front of a microphone. There is a notable presence of admiration, rather then fear. Clapping a cheering follow your ascent on stage. Countless flashes from the crowd from cameras, and signs such as "GLORY TO H.D.E.S" are scattered all throughout the background. All the way in the distance however, past the police line, are signs of swastikas and lines through them, and yelling of "Death to Fascism", and what not.
You are here, and you are here to give a speech.
Actions
>"People of the Empire, I have gathered with you today to celebrate the rise of this glorious empire, and the glory that will follow. Let us pray, and celebrate for the years to come during my rule." (Charisma)
>"People of the empire, there are many enemies out there, such as the protestors claiming I am nazi, that I wish for the death of many. This is not true, and I hope during the following days people recognize me for my softer side." (Charisma)
>Write-In (Charisma)
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>>201441
>"People of the Empire, I have gathered with you today to celebrate the rise of this glorious empire, and the glory that will follow. Let us pray, and celebrate for the years to come during my rule." (Charisma)
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>>201441
>say the protestors were right and begin the dictatorship
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>>201441
>"People of the Empire, I have gathered with you today to celebrate the rise of this glorious empire, and the glory that will follow. Let us pray, and celebrate for the years to come during my rule." (Charisma)
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>>201441
People of the Empire, I have gathered with you today to celebrate the rise of this glorious empire, and the glory that will follow. Let us pray, and celebrate for the years to come during my rule." (Charisma)

Have the protestors killed covertly though... later.
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>>201458
The jews never had a chance.
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Alright, roll me a 1d20+3 to see how well the crowd responds to your charisma
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Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>201486
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>201486
Dragon-King is a go
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>201486
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Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>201486
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Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>201486
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>>201502
voting to save this crit fail with barbaric
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>201502
fuck please no please no please save us God
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>>201514
Lets do it. We cant fail im this important moment
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>>201502
rip senpai
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So you guys want to use Barbaric for once?
vote yes or no m8s
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>>201536
Yes
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>>201536
Yes
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>>201536
yes
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Wait a second, I'm reading Barbaric's trait, and it changes different attribute/skill rolls into Body Rolls, it doesn't let you guys reroll crit-fails, in fact it specifically says "Body Rolls succeed, save Critical Failures",
Fuck it though, you guys get to re-roll this using your body stat, so give me a 1d20+7.
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Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>201567
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>>201578
oh wow
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>>201578
fuck me
Are you guys from /fit/ or something?
Writing
It's going to be entertaining, mostly because you used Barbaric and got a 20...
Khorne will be pleased.
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>>201502
1+3=4
Critical Failure
BARBARIC USED
20+7=27
Khorne Will Be Pleased...

As you go to open your mouth, one of the protestors throws something at your face, which connects and leaves a nasty scar. You turn your glaze towards the man who threw whatever that was. His once-bravery melts, and you turn to your crowd, turned from average every day men into fanatical zealots at the sign of their Emperor being attacked. You say to the crowd...
"Kill them."
In a second, the crowd surges forward towards the protestors, and a violent battle emerges in the park. Family turned against family, as people attempt to grab whatever they can to either defend themselves, or their Emperor. In a few minutes, the protestors flee, and paramedics attempt to heal the wounded and unconscious. Luckily, no one was killed in the battle, but this will undoubtedly cause the anti-fascists to become radicalized.
The crowd anxiously looks up to you, like lapdogs.
Actions
>Praise them on their diligence and loyalty to the Empire, they will serve it well!
>Shun them for their willingness to spill blood.
>Write-In
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>>201644
>Praise them on their diligence and loyalty to the Empire, they will serve it well!
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>>201644
>Praise them on their diligence and loyalty to the Empire, they will serve it well!
>Send the surviving protesters to the Laboratory... For Science !
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>>201657
THIS
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>>201657
THAT
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>>201657
This, all who oppose our reign become lab subject's
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>>201657
we can test our mutagenic brews out on these scum
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Well now. Nazi Science wins for once.

You whisper to Hans "Take the surviving protestors and send them to my Dungeon, I'll take care of them.", Hans faithfully yells out to some of the guards who proceed to start rounding up the unconscious protestors.
You turn your head to the crowd.
"I, and the Empire thank you for your dilligence to the Empire and the faith of Catholicism." You get off the stage, surrounded by your supporters who are eager to shake your hand, or even get a glance of reckonization. You get back in your limo, and drive back to your estate.
Eventually, it's nightfall, and your exhausted from the celebration, and go to sleep.
Mutation Point Unlocked!
>Upgrade Mutation/Abillity
>Attribute Point
>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
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>>201707
Extremely Unstable Mutation

we're on a high, we can succeed this time.

we need to recoup our losses on the extremely fat mutation.

trust me guys.
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>>201707
>Unstable Mutation
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>>201707
>Stable Mutation
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>>201707
>Upgrade mutation
Lets turn our fat mutation into muscle
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>>201707
>>201726
If we can do that then this,

otherwise
>>201721
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>>201735
You can, yeah. I don't see any reason you can't.
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>>201726
switching to this
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>>201726
You mean we /Bulking/ now?
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>>201735
>>201751
>>201754
AW YEAH WERE GETTING /FIT/
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You guys chose Upgrade: Extremely Fat Mutation
You now have Muscular Mutation (+2 Body, -1 Agility, +1 Charisma)

When you wake up, you have multiable things you can do, apparently there's no crisis or anything like that. Yet.
Actions
>Read your books on Magic. (Intelligence)
>Attempt to discover a new brew. (Alchemy)
>Experiment with your... Prisoners. (Intelligence)
>Talk to an ally. (Who?)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Write-In
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>>201783
Experiment with your mutagenic brews.

It's high time we get those babies ready for our soldiers for the upcoming crusades
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>>201783
>Discover a new brew
Time to test on these protesters.
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>>201783
>Attempt to discover a new brew. (Alchemy)
We have some perfect test subjects now.
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Interesting, roll me a 1d20+4 to see what alchemical brew for mutation you guys get.
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>>201783
>Experiment with your... Prisoners.
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>201803
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>201803
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>201803
For Science !
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>201803
we need to actually use these brews on some... subjects..
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>201803
SCIENCE!
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>201803

Hoping this is not a critical failure, my rolls weren't very good today
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14+4=18
Success!

You discover that with your blood as a coagulation agent, a (unwilling) test subject, and some high-grade anesthetics, you can create Dragonbloods, which tend to be more loyal towards you, stronger, etc...
Dragonbloodied Human: (Increased Loyalty, +2 Body, +1 Intelligence, +1 Charisma).
Dragonbloodied Humans, additionally seem to be biologically similar to humans, but have a richer blood and in addition, have a lower body temperature. It is however, an extremely painful and long process, as the blood cells slowly transform.

New Recipe Unlocked: Dragon blood Mutagen.

Actions
>Attempt further alchemy! (Alchemy)
>Attempt to study Dragonbloodied Humans further... (Intelligence)
>Read a Magic Book. (Intelligence)
>Administer some of the brew to your soldiers. (Charisma)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to an ally (Who?)
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>>201849
>Administer some of the brew to your soldiers. (Charisma)

Let's have some übersoldiers
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>>201849
>Study it further
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>>201849
Study dragon blood further.

we need to create the ubermensch dragon-soldier
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>>201849
>Attempt further alchemy! (Alchemy)
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>>201849
>Attempt to study Dragonbloodied Humans further... (Intelligence)
We need to know just how much this brew affects them and if we can make the process quicker/less painful
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>>201849
>>Attempt to study Dragonblooded Humans further... (Intelligence)
Let's see the effects on the mutagen on different types of humans. Perhaps we will need a larger sample size?
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Hm... Roll me a 1d20+3 m8s
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Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>201876
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>201876
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>201876
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>201876
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>201876
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>>201888
thank you my lord
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>>201888
glorious
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18+3=21
Good Success
After a few more trial runs, a major flaw has been detected. Those who take the potion start refering to themselves as "Renoxiezius", evidently their brain-chemicals get replaced with yours, which... Lead to minor insanity, and when two are put in a similar room, they fight each-other to the death. This brain-chemical effect also seems to increase their loyalty to you, unconsciously seeing you as a "parent".
Flaw Found: Insanity.

Actions
>Research more alchemy. (Alchemy)
>Attempt to refine the Dragon-Blood Mutagen. (Alchemy)
>Read your magic books. (Intelligence)
>Travel to Stockholm.
>Talk to an ally. (Who?)
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>>201932
>>Attempt to refine the Dragon-Blood Mutagen. (Alchemy)
Not a good outcome, or at least not a popular one.
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>>201932
>Read your magic books. (Intelligence)
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>>201932
We need to refine this so we can get the ultimate soldier
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>>201932
>Talk to an ally. (Who?)
Which allies do we have ?
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>>201932
>Attempt to refine the Dragon-Blood Mutagen. (Alchemy)
Going insane is definitely a deal breaker
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>>201932
>>Attempt to refine the Dragon-Blood Mutagen. (Alchemy)
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>>201945
It's in the character sheet, under Allies.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for refining.
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Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>201953
This is a promising undertaking.
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Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>201953
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>201953
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>>201956
Pretty nice
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>>201956
19+5=24
Extreme Success!

After a few hours of concocting and researching, you manage to get rid of the insanity effect, and instead substitute that in having increased loyalty to each other, so the previous "murder anyone who isn't me or Renoxiezius" thing is gone. The Dragonblood mutation still has a side-effect, and that is that uninfected humans seem to think something is... Out of the norm with those infected with Dragon blood. Additionally, without anesthetics, those infected have something similar to an auto-immune disease, which kills them in under twelve minutes.
(Slight Flaw Found, -1 Diplomacy, Anesthetical-Reliant)
(New Bonus: Comradely)

Actions
>Adminster this potion to your soldiers, this should help out greatly. (Charisma)
>Attempt to find a more... Powerful mutation. (Alchemy)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Talk to an ally.
>Read one of your Magic Books. (Intelligence.)
By the way, each time you refine a potion, that just means a reroll for flaws, it'll always have flaws, keep that in mind.
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>>202009
>Read one of your Magic Books. (Intelligence.)
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>>202009
>Administer it to your soldiers
This sounds like thats the best were gonna get
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>>202009
>>Read one of your Magic Books. (Intelligence.)
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>>202009
>>Read one of your Magic Books. (Intelligence.)
The anasthetic requirement is a logistic pain, but useful for tying down an elite guard. Dependency helps ensure loyalty.
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>>202020
Administering it now seems like a waste because of the reliance on anesthetics.
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Note, that the reliance on anesthetics just means you need to administer the potions with anesthetics, or anti-bodies reacts to it as an outside agent, but once the blood transforms it no longer needs it. Basically, good luck doing this outside a lab environment or hospital.
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>>202039
That's a lot better actually. Did you mean anti-rejection drugs, or immunosuppressives? Anesthetics numb pain.
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>>202053
Anti-Rejection.
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So it seems that Magic Books win.

Roll me a 1d20+3, also tell me which book you guys want to study.
>Fire Magic
>Necromancy
>Ice Magic
>Alchemy
>Enchantment
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>202073
>Necromancy
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>202073
>Enchantment
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>>202073
>>Alchemy
Being able to make better humans is an extremely stackable bonus.
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>>202073
>Necromancy

I want my überzombies !
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>>202081
God don't like necromancy, it seems.
Writing.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

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1+3=4
Critical Failure

You decide to pick up your necromancy book, and you feel like you understand it enough to practice. Evidently, no. No you do not know enough. A blackish bolt hits you square in the chest, redirected from your claw. You feel extremely numb there, and the scales there have started turning blackish.
New Skill: Necromancy

Actions
>Attempt alchemy so whatever this is won't fuck you over. (Alchemy)
>Maybe more necromancy will help? (Necromancy)
>Nope, time for praying and hoping for forgiveness. (Charisma)
>Write-In
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>>202102
>Maybe more necromancy?
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>>202102
>>Attempt alchemy so whatever this is won't fuck you over. (Alchemy)
Fuck this, fuck that.
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>>202102
>Nope, time for praying and hoping for forgiveness. (Charisma)
I assume this is praying to God
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>>202115
But anon, we're a bad person. I thought the God stuff was just to gain the priest's approval?
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Ending voting in about 5 minutes

>>202115
Yup.
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>>202102
>>Attempt alchemy so whatever this is won't fuck you over. (Alchemy)
>>
Alchemy time.
Roll me a 1d20+5
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>>202136
lurking but i second this
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202141
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202141
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202141
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202141
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202141
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>>202152
you fuck
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>>202152
Heh, oh looks like your guys ar-
>>202154
What the fuck man!
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>>202152
I guess were on our way to becoming a lich, since this might kill us if we keep ficking up.
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>>202171
Will we become some kind of lich ?
(success and failure at the same time)
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>>202154
>>202152
God, please stop fucking with us. My heart can't take this
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>>202181
more like we'll become some kinda dead.
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>>202181
I... really want this to happen
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>>202181
>Will we become some kind of lich ?

i hope not
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>>202188
We'll lose our dragon blood then, so there goes that supersoldier serum we just made.
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>>202201
ever heard of dracolichs ?
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>>202201
But on the other hand we'll get access to undead armys.
>>
1+5=6
Critical Failure
20+5=25
Critical Success

Well, good news, and bad news.
First off, you can't heart beating. Which is generally bad. But you know it's producing blood. Which is a strange feeling.
Good news, you can't feel pain in your chest area.
Essentially, you managed to cure it, just as it was about to spread to your heart, which apparently set you in a sort of standstill.

Actions
>See what you can do without a heart.
>Attempt to find a better mutation for your soldiers... (Alchemy)
>Practice with Necromancy. (Necromancy)
>Read Magic Books
>Get some sleep... You'll figure this out in the morning.
>Write-In
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>>202220
>Attempt to find a better mutation for your soldiers... (Alchemy)
They will be our finest warriors, and they shall know no fear..
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>>202220
>See what you can do without a heart.
Time to see what this changes for us
>>
>>202220
>>Attempt to find a better mutation for your soldiers... (Alchemy)
>>
>>202220
>See what you can do without a heart
>>
>>202220
Anyway, we were already... heartless.
>>
You experiment on yourself, and evidently, jack and shit has changed, besides being able to feel no pain. Mostly because you realized that after an hour of bleeding, that your arm was getting dangerously numb.
(New Mutation: Can Feel No Pain)
Actions
>Attempt to find a better mutation for your soldiers... (Alchemy)
>Practice Necromancy)
>See if you can't mutate yourself further with Necromancy.
>Sleep... Your too tired to read.
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>>202268
>Mutate yourself further with necromancy.
Might as well go in deep
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>>202268
>Attempt to find a better mutation for your soldiers... (Alchemy)
Well, we'll need to be more careful in the future. We could be bleeding out in the middle of a battlefield one day and never know it.
>>
>>202268
>Sleep... Your too tired to read.
>>
>>202268
>Attempt to find a better mutation for your soldiers... (Alchemy
>>
Alchemy time, roll me a 1d20+5
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202284
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202284
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202287
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202284
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Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202284
>>
13+5=18
Success!

You work into the late morning, and find a interesting potion, which can grow heavy scales upon humans. The only problem, is that this is extremely notable, and weighs them down quite a bit, but makes them immune to most small arms fire, save lucky shots.
New Mutation Potion: Heavy Scaling

Actions
>More... Alchemy... (HARD, Alchemy)
>Sleep. Sleep now.
>>
>>202306
>Sleep. Sleep now.
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>>202306
>>Sleep. Sleep now.
Falling asleep in a lab is the mark of either a great scientist or a shitty one.
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>>202306
>MORE SCIENCE (ALCHEMY)
>>
Ending voting in 5 minutes
>>
Judging from the fact you've been awake for an entire day, you fall asleep on the ground.

Eventually, you wake up at noon, apparently over sleeping.
Actions
>Attempt further alchemy mutation, you are in the alchemy lab after all. (Alchemy)
>Administer a potion to your soldiers. (Which?)
>Attempt to mutate yourself with Necromancy. (Necromancy)
>Read another Magic Book, maybe this time you won't fuck up. (Intelligence)
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>>202350
>Read another Magic Book, maybe this time you won't fuck up. (Intelligence)
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>>202350
>>Attempt further alchemy mutation, you are in the alchemy lab after all. (Alchemy)
As a safety precaution, let's focus on reversing the effects of necromancy before performing it on ourselves.
>>
>>202350
>Mutate yourself with necromancy
>>
Rolled 1 (1d3)

Rolling a dice
1=Read Magic
2=Attempt Mutation Potion
3=Attempt Necromancy Mutation
>>
Interesting, which book do you study, also roll me a 1d20+3

>Fire Magic
>Ice Magic
>Alchemy
>Enchantment
Highest (or critical) roll decides.
>>
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>202406
>Enchantment
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>>202406
>Alchemy
It's what we've done best since we started doing magic.
>>
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>202406
>Enchantment
>>
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>202406
>dice for >>202414
>>
>>202423
19+3=22
Major Success!

After reading from the Alchemy Book, you realize how to make mutagen, brews, and other potions easier,
+1 Skill in Alchemy

>Attempt to research further mutation potions. (Alchemy)
>Attempt to mutate yourself with Necromancy (Necromancy)
>Give your soldiers a mutagen potion.
>Stop being a neck beard and get out of the dungeon.
>Write-In
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>>202439
>Give your soldiers the potion
>>
>>202439
>Stop being a neck beard and get out of the dungeon.
We need to check on the status of our fledgling kingdom. Who knows what could have happened in 24 hours after a coup?
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>>202439
>Stop being a neck beard and get out of the dungeon.

We should act a bit more like a king.
>>
>>202439
>>Stop being a neck beard and get out of the dungeon.
Our people will need to see us, eventually.
>>
You decide that you may of been a little too invested in researching human biology and/or magic, and finally get out of the dungeon.
Surprisingly enough, one of your servants waits anxiously next to the door into it.
"Do you need something, mortal?"
"Well... The Queen of England is here to see you."
"What? Why haven't you told me sooner?"
"You did tell us to "Never go in the dungeon unless I tell you to", sir."
"Right."
"Well, she's staying in the Palace and is basically just waiting to see you."
"Interesting."
Actions
>Meet with the Queen of England, she is quite important after all!
>Hold court first, then talk to the Queen. She can wait, first comes the needs of your subjects.
>Write-In
(By the way, the Britain we know is quite different from this world's Britain, which remained extremely powerful, still holding India, Australia, Canada, and parts of Africa. So basically Victorian Britain powerful, still.)
>>
>>202487
>Hold court first, then talk to the queen
>>
>>202487
>>Meet with the Queen of England, she is quite important after all!
Never snub a potential ally.
>>
>>202487
>>Meet with the Queen of England, she is quite important after all!
We have kept her waiting long enough.

Also, make a 'note to self; make sure someone can get important news like this to us while we're working.'
>>
"I'll go to meet her immedietly, where is she?"
"Guest rooms, m'lord."

After a quick rush to get a suit on and whatnot, you decide to attend as...
>Half Dragon, she needs to know that she's facing a legitimate dragon, not a pretender.
>Human, it's best to approach someone like this on equal terms.
Additionally, you make a note to self that you should probably set something in place so you know when something important happens.
>>
>>202521
>>Half Dragon, she needs to know that she's facing a legitimate dragon, not a pretender.
Our human face, considering how easy we are to kill in that form, should not be our public form.
>>
>>202521
>Half dragon
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>>202521
>Half Dragon, she needs to know that she's facing a legitimate dragon, not a pretender.
>>
>>202521
>Half Dragon, she needs to know that she's facing a legitimate dragon, not a pretender.
>>
Half dragon it is.

You attend as a half-dragon, your suit ill-fitting, but it gets the job done.
A sharp knock on the door, and a old woman opens the door to you.
She gives a slight gasp and puts her hand over her mouth. She proceeds to say something in a strange language, which you recognize as English...
>Attempt to speak with her in English (Linguistics)
>Call a translator in here, you can't speak her foreign tongue.
>Write-In
>>
>>202553
>Attempt to speak with her in English (Linguistics)
No mortal tongue is beyond your grasp.
>>
>>202553
>Call in a translator
>>
>>202553
>>Call a translator in here, you can't speak her foreign tongue.
Even if we do understand English, it's important to not screw up the first impression.
>>
>>202553
>>Attempt to speak with her in English (Linguistics)
>>
You quickly call a translator in the room, who appears to be another Brit, great.
"So, this is the esteemed "Dragon of the North", my son has spoke about?"
"Yes, it is mortal."
"Intriguing! Now tell me, how do you like your tea?"
"Excuse me?"
"Tea, you heard me. It is best to talk over a cup of tea over in England."
Actions
>"Sure, I suppose. What does this "Tea" taste like?"
>"I don't have the time for your mortal games, I am here to speak, not to drink."
>Write-In
>>
>>202589
>>"Sure, I suppose. What does this "Tea" taste like?"
inb4 poison.
>>
>>202589
>>"Sure, I suppose. What does this "Tea" taste like?"

A classy dragon obeys the rules of etiquette
>>
>>202589
>I dont have time for your mortal games, I am here to speak, not to drink.
>>
>>202589
>Write-In
"You put the tea in the kettle, stir and add to a cup containing, if you take it, milk. Sugar is entirely optional."
>>
>>202589
>"Sure, I suppose. What does this "Tea" taste like?"
>>
"Sure, I suppose. What does this "Tea" taste like?"
"Well, that really depends with what tea bag you add in it."
"What kinds do you have?"
"What kinds do I have? I'm the queen of England! Of course, I only have my favorite, lemon. If you were expecting anything else, too bad."
She takes a sip from her tea.
She looks up at the translator and mutters something in her language, and he runs off.
"Ah, he should be getting the tea shortly."
"I thought you couldn't understand Swedish?"
"And who said I didn't know Swedish, hm?"
"Good point, mortal."
"Anyways, I came here to introduce myself, and in addition, see if I can get a trade agreement going between you and me."
"For what, exactly?"
"Oil. Norway and Finland have an overabundance of it, and we could really take it off your hands for a while."
"In exchange of what?"
"The goodwill of England, and in addition, we're willing to trade manufactured materials with you."
>Accept
>Hold out for more... (Charisma)
>Decline
>Write-In
>>
>>202638
>Holdout for more...
>>
>>202638
>Hold out for more... (Charisma)
We need an economics department quickly, or we need to understand the world better.
>>
>>202638
>Hold out for more... (Charisma)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5
>>
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202638
"What, exactly, is the goodwill of England worth if you don't mind me asking?"
>>
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202674
>>
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202674
Interesting.
>>
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202679
Goodwill is nice, but to hand off all that oil for seemingly nothing would make us look weak.
>>
12+5=17
Success!

After a few minutes of debate and bargaining, the tea finally arrives, which is extremely sour, to your dismay.
"Hmph, fine, I'll throw in about fifty-thousand dollars."
"That's not enough, you know."
"Damn you and your mouth... Fine, we'll do seventy-five thousand."
"Please, that's nothing."
"One million, that's our final offer."
"Deal."
Both of you shake on it, and you finish off your tea.
Treasury increased to $1 Million Dollars
Actions
>Talk to her further, maybe you can get on better terms with her... (Diplomacy)
>Ask her about her yourself in England, like how your portrayed and whatnot. (Charisma)
>Excuse yourself, you must go.
>Write-in
>>
>>202705
>>Talk to her further, maybe you can get on better terms with her... (Diplomacy)
We'll need to soften the blow of haggling.
>>
>>202705
>Talk to her further,maybe you can get on better terms with her
Loved that jump from 75k to a million out of nowhere.
>>
>>202705
>Talk to her further, maybe you can get on better terms with her... (Diplomacy)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+7 to get on better terms with her.
>>
Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>202725
>>
Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>202725
Power takes on a myriad of forms. It is entirely possible to be very good at crushing people physically and poor at negotiating at the same time.
>>
Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>202725
Diplomacy!
>>
18+7=25
Extreme Success!

You and the Queen start exchanging jokes and small talk, and you start getting along quite well. Eventually she starts talking about her family, and what old human women do.
"You know, my daughter wanted to meet you."
"Really?"
"Yes, she just got over that lump from Birmingham, which to be honest, I never liked from the start, too fat for me."
You have an idea...
Action
>"I could court your daughter, after all, both of us want better relations with each other." (HARD, Charisma)
>"Perhaps one day, I could see your daughter?"
(Charisma)
>"Interesting, we should keep in touch, Queen."
>Write-In
>>
>>202766
>>"Perhaps one day, I could see your daughter?"
We need to level charisma stat.
>>
>>202766
>I could court your daughter
>>
>>202766
>>"Perhaps one day, I could see your daughter?"
>>
>>202766
>"I could court your daughter, after all, both of us want better relations with each other." (HARD, Charisma)
Let's live dangerously.
>>
Ending voting in about 5 minutes
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>>202780
>Let's live dangerously.

lets not
>>
>>202796
Were a dragon, go hard or go home.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling a dice
1=Court
2=See daughter
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>>202805
This isn't something we're naturally good at. We're very big and scary, but we're not charming and handsome.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5
>>
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202824
>>
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202824
I'm sure we'll have to option to court her daughter in due time.
>>
Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>202821
Actually, Charisma is our second highest stat. Check our character sheet. The only reason it's dangerous is because it would be a HARD roll, and when those fail, they fail with big consequences.
>>202824
Rolling.
>>
Alright, back after ordering some pizza.
>>202829
19+5=24
Great Success
"Why not? You two rapscallions surely can."
"Thank you, when should I, erhm, hang out with your daughter?"
"I suppose this Friday will do quite fine."
"Thank you, milady."
After that, you have plenty of free time.
Actions
>Attempt a mutation point for your soldiers... (Alchemy)
>Practice Necromancy (Necromancy)
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Ask an ally something. (Which one?)
>Go to sleep.
Days remaining until Guard Posts are complete: Tomorrow
Days until date: 3 Days
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>>202883
>Practice necromancy
>>
>>202883
>>Attempt a mutation point for your soldiers... (Alchemy)
If we can't hold court instead.
>>
>>202891
Thank you for reminding me, you can hold court.
>>
>>202894
Changing vote then:
>hold court.
Our country needs us right now.
>>
>>202894
Well then our course of action should be obvious.
>>202883
>Hold Court
>>
>>202883
>>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
Let's read about like, pyromancy or something.

Or hold court.
>>
>>202883
>Hold Court
>>
You decide to hold court, where four people have petitioned to get here this very day.

The first one, is apparently a military officer from Stockholm
"Your majesty," He proceeds to bow, and you gracefully gesture for him to rise.
"The anti-fascists in Stockholm have been gathering in town-halls and other residences, we in the military are requesting you ban public gatherings until further notice, in the Stockholm, Helenski, and the Oslo provinces, where the Anti-Fascist forces are strongest.
Actions
>Ban Public Gatherings
>Allow Public Gatherings
>Write-In
>>
>>202933
>Write in: they are to be allowed but are to be registered and under goverment observation.
>>
>>202933
>>202943
I like this option.
>>
>>202943
seconded. Driving them underground both radicalizes them and gives them legitimacy in the eyes of the public. We wait for their move.
>>
>>202933
>Allow Public Gatherings
Banning public gatherings will just give them more support
>>
>>202943
>>202933
Supported
>>
"They are to be allowed, but under government observation and registered with local government. Driving them underground will only prove to the people we're not on their side."
"As you wish, your majesty." He seems mildly pleased.

The second petitioner is evidently a noble from Sami.
"Your glorious majesty." You extend a claw to acknowledge them.
"Me and other nobles know that you are a catholic, but the tradition faith of the Swedish People is Protestantism, I was hoping you could put an end to this foolishness, and revoke this "Kingdom of Catholics", your magnificence."
Actions
>Nope, get the fuck out heretic.
>Ehh, sure. (No longer Theocratic, now just Monarchy)
>Eat him, he was probably corrupt anyways.
>>
>>202978
>Nope, get the fuck out heretic.
>>
>>202978
>Nope, get the fuck out heretic.
Like we're going to throw all the work we've done on wooing the Pope already.
>>
>>202978
>Nope, get the fuck out heretic
>>
>>202978
>>Ehh, sure. (No longer Theocratic, now just Monarchy)
>>
>>202978
>Nope, get the fuck out heretic.
We're on a mission from God.
>>
"Please, get out heretic. As if I would change my government for a mortal."
"As... As you wish your highness." You notice that he's quite pissed off.
The next two are insubstantial, most just relating to the trade deal with England, and how "Why the hell did you make a deal with them!"
Once that's over, you head back home and decide to...
>Attempt mutagenic Alchemy. (Alchemy)
>Give your soldiers a Mutagen.
>Practice Necromancy (Necromancy)
>Read a Magic Book (Intelligence)
>Talk to someone (Who?)
>Write-In
>>
>>202978
> Nope, get the fuck out heretic
>>
>>202984
This
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>>203027
>Give your soldiers the mutagen
>>
>>203027
>>Attempt mutagenic Alchemy. (Alchemy)
>>
>>203027
>Attempt mutagenic Alchemy. (Alchemy)
Magic makes us more powerful, but alchemy makes all of our people more powerful.
>>
Interesting, roll me a 1d20+6 for Alchemy
>>
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>203045
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Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>203045
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Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>203045
Witness my success!
>>
Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>203045
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>>203058
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>>203058
Save me from this unending nightmare refered to as life
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>>203058
>>203052
>>203055
>>203060
There has to be some kind of bullshit consecutive bonus going on here.
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>>203058
That's not success at all.
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>>203080
The dice gods are playing a game on us it seems
>>
>>203080
Nah, we'll just try again. Perseverence is key.
>>
>>203058
Writing...
But soon, I need food.
>>
>>203058
1+6=7
Critical Failure

After a few minutes of tinkering, you apply a potion to a test subject. Who after only four minutes of ingestion, goes into epileptic shock, and starts mutating at a rapid pace. At the end, she's nothing more then a pile of flesh, bone, scales, and all sorts of strange thing. You toss her in a oven, to make sure it is never seen by anyone ever again.
Actions
>Attempt more alchemy, and make sure to not make strange creatures of flesh and bone, because you can only get so lucky. (Alchemy)
>Practice Necromancy (Necromancy)
>Read Magic Books (Intelligence)
>Sleep, your getting tired now.
>>
>>203212
>Practice necromancy
We can use the bones of the abomination we created
>>
>>203212
>Attempt more alchemy, and make sure to not make strange creatures of flesh and bone, because you can only get so lucky. (Alchemy)
Or so unlucky, this time.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

1=Necromancy
2=Alchemy
>>
Whelp, roll me a 1d20+6 for alchemy once again.
>>
Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>203264
Witness my failure!
>>
Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>203264
>>
Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>203264
>>
13+6=19
Good Success!

After some trial and failure, you create an extremely prototype edition of your Half-Dragon form, however it's usefulness is... Questionable. Mostly because those effected with it fall into a coma, and those who wake out of it are brain dead. Your getting closer, but having brain-dead shock troopers are... It's pretty bad to be honest.
(Major Flaw: Brain-dead)
New Potion: Half-Dragon Potion.

Actions
>Attempt to refine the potion further. (Alchemy)
>Attempt to study the potion's effects further. (Alchemy)
>Go to sleep, it's nearly midnight.
>>
>>203287
>>Attempt to study the potion's effects further. (Alchemy)
There is only so much we can do with iterative experimentation.
>>
>>203287
>Go to sleep
>>
Waiting an additional 6 minutes.
>>
>>203287
>Attempt to study the potion's effects further. (Alchemy)
Something about breaking a few eggs
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6 for ALCHEMY!
>>
Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>203315
>>
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>203315
Deep into night, the castle sleeps, but for those who dwell in the dragon's laboratory...
>>
Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>203315
As the anon who first introduced the concept of mutagens and alchemy last thread I feel very happy kno wings it's become a whole thing

thank you, thank you, you're all too kind.
>>
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>203315
>>
16+6=22
Good Success!

After further documentation and research, you discover that in fact, the Half-Dragon shares quite a few similarities to the Dragonblood mutation, but with quite a few extremities. First off, is the brain chemicals, which similar to the Dragonblood, but is slightly more exaggerated to look up to you as a sort of biological "father", severely increasing its loyalty. Additionally, the genitalia of a Half-Dragon means it can no longer breed with a human, but can (theoretically speaking), breed with a Dragon blood or another Half Dragon. The large stature of the Half-Dragon is about 8'2', making them excellent shock-troopers.

After this research, you find yourself exhausted, and head back up to sleep...
Roll me a 1d20-2 for a special event...
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>203349
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>203349
I don't think I've rolled crits yet
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>203349
The alchemy gods or some foreign dragons/monsters shall pay us a visit and plebe their loyalty NO DOUBT
>>
>>203354
18-2=16
Barely Successful!

While you sleep, your ears pick up the door to your dungeon opening... Quietly, you get up and look downward without making a sound. It appears one of you servants might of gotten curious... But on further inspection, he does not look like one of your servants...
>Pin him to the ground using your claws, the fool does not know what he is messing with.
>Freeze him over, no need to use physical force this time around. (Agillity)
>Eat him. Easy, and your fucking tired of talking.
>Write-In
>>
>>203377
>>Pin him to the ground using your claws, the fool does not know what he is messing with.
>>
>>203377
>Pin him to the ground using your claws, the fool does not know what he is messing with.
>>
>>203377
>Pin him onto the ground
A SPY!!!
>>
You pin him to the ground easily, taking care not to permantly wound him. Yet.

"Who are you? You are not one of my slaves or servants."
The man begins speaking English, which you cannot understand.
>Attempt to learn it him. Willingly or Not. (Lingustics)
>Eat him, he is of no use right now.
>Wake your servants and demand a translator, now.
>>
>>203398
>Wake your servants and demand a translator
Bring more than one though, we dont know if one of ours will be in cahoots with him
>>
>>203398
>Attempt to learn it him. Willingly or Not. (Lingustics)
Damn, if only the dungeon was working.
>>
>>203398
Get a translator and....
...prepare the laboratory if he doesn't start talking...
>>
>>203407
>>203412
Hey guys, the laboratory might not be the best place to bring prying eyes, yes?
>>
>>203418
if he's going in there it's only to be tortured and eaten.
>>
>>203398
>>Attempt to learn it him. Willingly or Not. (Lingustics)
>>
You demand a translator from you servants, but when you turn your gaze back to the man, you notice he popped something in his mouth, and his face starts turning blue... A few seconds later, you can no longer feel his insignificant heartbeat.
The "servant" is dead.
Actions
>Search his body for... Something.
>Go back to sleep, your too tired for this.
>Write-in
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>>203431
Necromancy.

We are reviving this fucking SCUM and we are TAKING our answers from him.
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>>203431
>>Search his body for... Something.
A spy then. Presumably english. Is there anything magical on him?
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>>203431
>Write in: try to revive him with the necromancy
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>>203431
>>Search his body for... Something.
>>
>>203438
Supporting this
>>
Well, roll me a 1d20+4 for Necromancy.
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>203455
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>203455
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>203455
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>203455
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>203455
MURDER IS MAGIC
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>>203470
ty senpai
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>>203470
16+4=20
Success!

You chant some words, and he starts getting up again. Which is stopped, because you've stilled pinned him to the ground. He speaks english, and begins to fall into a panic.
New Necromancy Spell: Raise Dead
You motion forth the translator, who begins translating immediately.
"Why didn't the cyanide kill me? Did Washingt-"
He becomes aware of the translator, and goes silent.
Actions
>"Speak to me worm, you are my thrall now, and you will serve me in death.." (Intimidate)
>"Who sent you, worm? Who sent you to die in my radiance?" (Intimidate)
>Write-In
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>>203490
>Speak to me worm, you are my thrall now
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>>203490
>>"Speak to me worm, you are my thrall now, and you will serve me in death.." (Intimidate)
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>>203490
>>"Speak to me worm, you are my thrall now, and you will serve me in death.." (Intimidate)
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>>203490
(Transform into most intimidating form possible)
"LITTLE WORM, YOU WILL TELL ME WHY YOU ARE HERE OR I WILL TEAR YOUR MIND AND SOUL APART WITH ANCIENT DRACONIC MAGIC"
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Roll me a 1d20+10
Jesus you guys are good at intimidating.
>>203501
Unless I say otherwise, you guys are usually in Dragon Form, or at least Dragonblood form.
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>>203501
Our draconic form would be the most intimidating. Trouble is, it's five stories high and we're inside a building.
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Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>203504
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Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>203504
Intimidation is the only thing most people listen to during the war
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Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>203504
Barbaric dragonform + crit would be the greatest intimidate ever senpai
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>203504
>>
14+10=24
Extremely Good Success!

You'd give the man a heart attack, if it wasn't for the fact he was already dead.
"Speak to me worm, you are my thrall now, and you will serve me in death."
"As you.. As you command."
"Now, who do you work for?"
"NATO, United States division."
"Interesting... Now tell me, why are you here?"
"I was here to investigate the strange facillity you were building underground."
"Who told you that information?"
"One of the nobles, Ludde av Kalbrin."
"Where is he now?"
"Well, the plan was I would get NATO to intervene with whatever you were planning, while Ludde would lead a "People's Revolt", full of NATO soldiers and equipment so he could take power after NATO cleane-"
"WHERE IS HE MORTAL!"
Your translator falls to the ground, startled by this.
"He's... He's at his estate in Uppland..."
"YOU!!"
You turn your glaze to a servant, who is shocked.
"GATHER THE MEN, WE MARCH TO DEAL WITH THIS TRAITOROUS DOG!"
Son of a bitch, why can't you have a simple day.
Actions
>Throw this slave to the side, you must stop Ludde from assembling this "People's Army", together with you and your men.
>Get on national television with the palace's reporter, and declare a "state of emergency".
>Write-In
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>>203553
>Get on national television and call a state of emergency
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>>203553
>>Throw this slave to the side, you must stop Ludde from assembling this "People's Army", together with you and your men.
We'll note the state of emergency after we destroy this noble. Keeps the element of suprise.
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>>203553
>Throw this slave to the side, you must stop Ludde from assembling this "People's Army", together with you and your men.
Save the news for later, crushing a coup is far more sympathetic than crushing "the people's army"
>>
I'd like to point out, that during a state of emergency, emergency drafts are sent out, and a mobilization begins. So while you won't have the element of surprise, you'd have plenty of soldiers and militia ready for battle.
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>>203553
>Throw this slave to the side, you must stop Ludde from assembling this "People's Army", together with you and your men.
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>>203568
Fascinating. If we assume that this noble acted alone, this is the correct choice. If the nobility did not approve of our seizing power, we'd be better at mobilizing the country.
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You send the call out to the army, and you assemble a mighty force to deal with the "People's Army". You'd laugh at that, if it wasn't so serious right now.

Eventually, you get within visual distance of them, right by the shore.
Unmarked Battleships stalk the waters near the shoreline, while infantry get out in great numbers by the hundreds. Your mighty force is small in the face of these odds. This is a full-blown invasion.

Enemy Units
10,000x Infantry
5,000x Millita (Noble's Forces)
8x Battleships
2x Carriers
2500x Anti-Tank Infantry
250x Mages
350x ???
1000x Light Tanks
Your Units
6500x Infantry
750x Anti-Tank Infantry
460x Light Tanks
250x Medium Tanks
100x Heavy Tanks
75x First Draconic Regiment
75x Fighter Planes
5x Dive Bombers

Actions
>Attempt to take out their Battleships alongside your dive bombers, this will reduce the effect of their naval bombardment on your men. (Body)
>Attempt to take out their Carriers to stop them gaining air superiority. (Body)
>Sneak under the water, and emerge from below right as your bombers are about to hit the enemy so you can deal heavy damage to them and confuse them. (Tactics&Agillity)
>Withdraw to Stockholm, and begin assembling defenses against NATO. (Tactics, can be picked with any of these options)
>Write-in
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>>203611
>>Attempt to take out their Carriers to stop them gaining air superiority. (Body)
Oh boy, a NATO carrier group. gg no re.
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>>203611
>>Attempt to take out their Carriers to stop them gaining air superiority. (Body)
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>>203611
>Attempt to take out their Carriers to stop them gaining air superiority. (Body)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+9 for taking out their Carriers.
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Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203630
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Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203630
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Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203630
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203630
>>
Rolled 18, 13 = 31 (2d20)

16+9=25
Great Success
You go above the cloud layer, and come slamming downward into one of their carrier, tearing straight through it into the ocean, your bombers start raining bombs on the second carrier, crippling it. The "People's Army" is taken by surprise, allowing your men to attack.
Actions
>Continue disabling their ships by poping up from the water, there is nothing they can do about it, and you'll heavily cripple their land bombardment forces. (Agility)
>Turn your Frost Aura on, and freeze some battleship's hull ice solid, making it hit the ocean floor with the increased weight. (Agility)
>Go on shore and attempt to sow chaos throughout their infantry forces. (Body)
>Write-In
>
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>>203657
>Go on shore and attempt to sow chaos
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>>203656
Ah damn.
I was too late.
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>>203657
>>Go on shore and attempt to sow chaos throughout their infantry forces. (Body)
there is no god in war but us!
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>>203657
>>Go on shore and attempt to sow chaos throughout their infantry forces. (Body)
>>
Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Roll me a 1d20+9

Your forces start getting in a firefight with the enemy infantry, who are unable to respond well enough without suffering crippling losses. Inspired by your destruction, your personal guard, the Draconic First Regiment is leading the charge to glory. Rolling for how well they do.
>>
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203669
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Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203669
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>>203669
Can I use my roll that was too late last time?
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>>203681
Nope.
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>>203683

Hardass.
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Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203669
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Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203683
>>
18+9=27
Overwhelming Success!
You land ashore, enemy soldiers running from you, those unable to run find themselves pinned to the ground by your frost aura, and quickly killed either by you, or one of your men. Enemy battleships bombard your forces, who are exposed and take moderate losses, followed up by mage bombardments of fireballs, lightning, and men who were previously dead, getting back up, whereas your guard remains charging, untouched by enemy shots. Enemy Battleships seem to focus their firepower on you, piercing your heavy scales.
Actions
>Continue smashing their ground forces. (Body)
>Fly back up in the air and smash into their battleships. (Body)
>Attempt to raise dead among your soldiers. (Necromancy)
>Write-In

Enemy Units
8684x Infantry
2593x Millita
8x Battleships
2200x Anti-Tank Infantry
239x Mages
349x ???
984x Light Tanks
Your Units
5732x Infantry
654x Anti-Tank Infantry
380x Light Tanks
249x Medium Tanks
100x Heavy Tanks
75x First Draconic Regiment
75x Fighter Planes
5x Dive Bombers

Current HP: 6500 HP
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>>203707
>Fly back up in the air and smash into their battleships. (Body)
fuck yo arty, I'm a dragon.
>>
Rolled 1, 14 = 15 (2d20)

Additonally, rolling for Allies and Enemies.
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>>203707
>Raise the dead among your soldiers
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>>203714
Rip allies
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>>203707
>>Fly back up in the air and smash into their battleships. (Body)
>>
>>203707
>Continue smashing their ground forces. (Body)
I think our bombers might be able to handle the battleships
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Roll me a 1d20+9 for bodyslamming their battleships.

Your enemies set up their machine guns, and your allies glorious charge is cut down by machine gun fire and mage artillery. They are beginning to fall back, loosing nearly 1400 men in the charge. Rolling to see how well your Draconic Corps do.
>>
Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203727
rip
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>>203728
Well rip NATO now
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Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203727
>>
Rolled 19, 16 = 35 (2d20)

20+9=29
Critical Success!

You go above sky layer, and come CRASHING down ontop of a battleship, sending debris and coming down so hard, that a small tidal wave hits the shore, just long enough to stop the routing of your men and continue their charge undisturbed. Three battleships are severely crippled, one is completely devastated by your body slam, and the rest have been destroyed by your follow up attacks. Your Draconic Regiment however, isn't doing too well, pinned under machine gun, they've lost twelve men, but are still intent on charging for their Emperor.
Actions
>Finish off their battleships (Body)
>Come ashore to help your men out. (Body)
>Attempt strafing runs amongst their infantry to freeze them out. (Agillity)
>Raise your allies from the dead. (Necromancy)
>Write-In
Rolling for Allies and Enemies
Enemy Units
7432x Infantry
1952x Millita
3x Battleships
1998x Anti-Tank Infantry
214x Mages
340x ???
882x Light Tanks
Your Units
4380x Infantry
439x Anti-Tank Infantry
357x Light Tanks
230x Medium Tanks
98x Heavy Tanks
63x First Draconic Regiment
68x Fighter Planes
4x Dive Bombers
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>>203752
>Finish off their battleships
>>
>>203752
>>Finish off their battleships (Body)
>>
>>203752
>>Finish off their battleships (Body)
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Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Roll me a 1d20+9

Your allies continue charging, clashing into melee with the enemy forces, who are unable to respond, and are poorly trained in melee combat. Rolling for your Draconic Regiment.
>>
Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203774
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Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203774
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Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203774
satan guide my cock
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Rolled 8, 15 = 23 (2d20)

17+9=26
Major Success!

You chomp one of their battleships in half, causing it to quickly gain water and sink, and for the last three, you tear to ribbons. The enemy forces are panicking, due to their navy support being utterly shut down. You Draconic Regiment continues their charge at the front, clashing into melee.
Actions
>Come ashore, and begin smashing their forces to bit. (Body)
>Strafe their infantry with your ice breath. (Agility)
>Roar loudly, distracting and hopefully shattering their morale. (Intimidate)
>Write-In
Rolling for Allies and Enemies.
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>>203798
>Roar loudly
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>>203798
>>Roar loudly, distracting and hopefully shattering their morale. (Intimidate)
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>>203798
>>Roar loudly, distracting and hopefully shattering their morale. (Intimidate)
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Roll me a 1d20+9

The melee combat is mixed, the "People's Army" is winning, but your forces are determined to win this. Rolling for your Draconic Regiment
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Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203810
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Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203810
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Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203810
We barbarian emperor now
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Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>203810
Cmon team we trained you better than that!
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Rolled 11, 15 = 26 (2d20)

>>203815
19+9=28
Overwhelming Success

You let out a massive roar, inspiring your men and causing the NATO forces to begin panicking, and fall back, only to realize they have no where to fall back. Those stuck in melee begin to either surrender or flee.
Your Draconic Corps are still leading the charge, but without too many casualties as the rest of the army.
Allied Forces
3008x Infantry
409x Anti-Tank Infantry
348x Light Tanks
228x Medium Tanks
95x Heavy Tanks
62x Draconic Regiment
68x Fighter Planes
4x Dive Bombers
Enemy Units
5052x Infantry
1000x Millita
1400x Anti-Tank Infantry
100x Mages
320x ???
764x Light Tanks

Over 1000x enemies surrendered, and most of the enemy is attempting to flee.
Rolling for allies and enemies.

Actions
>Stomp ashore, and begin slaying them. (Body)
>Find that damnable noble, and devour him infront of his men. They'll have nothing left to fight for. (Tactics)
>Attempt a strafing run from above with your bombers and your ice breath. (Agility)
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>>203837
>>Find that damnable noble, and devour him infront of his men. They'll have nothing left to fight for. (Tactics)
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>>203837
>>Find that damnable noble, and devour him infront of his men. They'll have nothing left to fight for. (Tactics)
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>>203837
>Find that damnable noble, and devour him infront of his men. They'll have nothing left to fight for. (Tactics)
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Well, roll me a 1d20+6.

The melee battle gives your men a temporary boost in morale, but the enemy is still winning...
Rolling for your Draconic Regiment
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Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>203857
>>
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>203857
This nigger
>>
Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>203857
THEY will be overrun!
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Rolled 17, 1 = 18 (2d20)

15+6=21
Success!

You find this noble, Ludde, and eat him infront of his own men, who panic at the sight of you and sends most of the Millita fleeing for the hills. The remaining NATO forces seem intent on fighting to the death however.
Your Draconic Regimient jumps into melee, running through mages, infantry, and making a sizeable dent throughout their line. This is making it much easier for your men, who are struggling to win.
Actions
>Freeze the NATO soldiers with your ice breath and aura. (Agility)
>Start stomping all over their lines! (Body)
>Demand their surrender, or die! (Intimidate, HARD)
>Write-In
Rolling for allies and enemies.
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>>203875
>Demand their surrender or die!
>>
>>203875
>>Demand their surrender, or die! (Intimidate, HARD)
>>
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Roll me a 1d20+10

The NATO forces hesitate, and your allies push them all the way back to the shore, now they number in only two thousand, with their tanks being devastated by direct salavos from your tanks.
Rolling for how well your Draconic Regiment does.
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>>203875
>>Freeze the NATO soldiers with your ice breath and aura. (Agility)
>>
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>203891
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Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>203891
>>
Rolled 7 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>203891
>>
7+10=17
Borderline Successful
"SURRENDER OR DIE!"
The surviving NATO forces throw down their guns in surrender, and the battle has been won.
This is where I'm ending tonight guys, I'll continue this in the morning.
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>>203896
>>203898
>>203900
If we fail a HARD check, it's a critfail regardless of what was rolled. I hope you're all aware of that.
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>>203910
If it wasn't for the fact their morale was already shattered, it would of failed originally, so they just got the exact DC.
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>>203907
Neat we won, and thanks for running QM.
>>
Continuing from yesterday.

The battle was over, countless men have died on the shores, and even more drowned in the Baltic seas, but the so-called "People's Army' was destroyed utterly. The few surviving NATO forces were made prisoners of war, and the military went back to their camps and bases, to replenish the men that have died here this day.
You traveled back to your estate, your personal guard having sustained light casulties, suffering twelve injuries, and luckily no dead. You slept soundly that night, the echos of battle still playing.
When you awake, one of servants is waiting to serve you.
"What is it mortal?"
"Sir, the architect from Helsingborg is here."
"Good, we have much to do, send him in."
The architect walks into your personal liar, seemingly undisturbed.
"Your majesty, the recent wars and rebels have done a number on our industrial capabillities and infrastructure. On some days, Stockholm itself goes without power or water, and the highways are no longer in usable condition. Not to mention, the great powers such as NATO and Britian have bought most of out most of our industry and the few that remains is only in our industrial manufacturing, which is severely outdated, in addition our abysmal Artillery industry, which supply's enough artillery to be counted on one hand, and our Bombers, which are currently up to date."
"Hm... We need to start building, and fast."
Current Treasury: $2.4 million USD.

Buildings
Infrastructure
>Repair our infrastructure, we need to be able to move around this nation faster and easier. (Cost: $550,000)
>Upgrade our infrastructure, it is outdated and we need more advanced modes of transportation, like trolleys and such. (Cost: $815,000, Intelligence Roll, possible to increase Tourism.)
>Write-In

Manufacturing
>Nationalize most of the foreign industry, it will give you a good start to running this nation. (Cost: Relations with all other powers, severely increase industrial power)
>Modernize our current industry to compete with the foreign powers. (Cost: 1.2 Million USD, Intelligence Roll
>Construct a new Industry (Tourism, Coca Cola, etc... Cost: $50,000, in addition it will start Nationalized, which means you get all profits from it.)
>Write-In

Military Tech
>Upgrade our Infantry to generally use Semi-Automatic rifles, instead of our Bolt-Action Rifles. (Cost: $450,000)
>Attempt to create SMGs for our troops. (Cost: $850,000, Intelligence Roll)
>Upgrade our Military Industry (Which one?)
>Write-In

Prestige
>Build a personal monument to my rise to power. (Cost: $50,000, increases Tourism and Loyalty.)
>Build a university named after me, due to my great intellect! (Cost: $2.3 million USD, increases Education, Loyalty, and Tourism.)
>Construct a magnificent Cathedral named after me to show my devotion to the Pope and God! (Theocratic Unique! Cost: $1.8 Million USD, heavily increased respect of Catholics and the Papacy, severely increases Tourism
>Write-In
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>>204674
Additionally, current population demographics

Main Parties
>U.C.F.S (National Conservative Front of Sweden), current Loyalist Faction. (20% of the populace is this.) (FANATICAL)
>Conservative Party: (17% of the populace is this).
>Fascist Movement: (3% of the populace openly support this) (VERY LOYAL)
>Liberal Party: (30% of the people support this)
>Socialist Party: (12% of the people support this)
>Communist Party: (8% of the people openly support this) (RADICALIZED)

Religion
>Main Religion: Catholic (32% of the Populace is Catholic, 40% of it is Lutheran, 10% is Paganic, and 28% is Atheistic/Agnostic.)
>Heresy is punishable by: Fining of upwards of $5,000 USD (Very Lax)
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>>204674
>Modernize our current industry to compete with the foreign powers.
>Upgrade our infrastructure, it is outdated and we need more advanced modes of transportation, like trolleys and such.
Seems like good ones to start with, should make it easier to develop everything else in the future. Our /fit/ness is all the military we really need, at least for now.
I assume upgrading/modernizing includes repairing the existing things?
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>>204694
Yep, in addition, after this you should see some more options to further privatize industry and infrastructure or keep it under your thumb.
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>>204674
>Upgrade our infrastructure (costs 815,000)
>Nationalize most of the foreign industry ( costs relations with all other powers, severely increases industrial power)
>Attempt to create smgs for our troops (850,000
>build a personal monument ( 50,000)
Like this we stay in budget and we insure the protection of our country, besides nato just tried to invade us so fuck them
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>>204699
Eh, with nationalizing, you tend to piss EVERYONE off, including the Germans and Brits, who aren't in NATO. Also the turks, which no one cares about.
Even if you didn't nationalize Germans/Brits, they'd be afraid you'd attempt to nationalize their businesses as well, and still be pissed off.
>>
Ending voting in 15 minutes
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>>204674
>>Upgrade our infrastructure, it is outdated and we need more advanced modes of transportation, like trolleys and such. (Cost: $815,000, Intelligence Roll, possible to increase Tourism.)

>Nationalize most of the foreign industry, it will give you a good start to running this nation. (Cost: Relations with all other powers, severely increase industrial power)
>Attempt to create SMGs for our troops. (Cost: $850,000, Intelligence Roll)
>Build a personal monument to my rise to power. (Cost: $50,000, increases Tourism and Loyalty.)
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>>204674
>Upgrade our infrastructure, it is outdated and we need more advanced modes of transportation, like trolleys and such. (Cost: $815,000, Intelligence Roll, possible to increase Tourism.)
>Modernize our current industry to compete with the foreign powers. (Cost: 1.2 Million USD, Intelligence Roll)
>Construct a new Industry (Tourism, Coca Cola, etc... Cost: $50,000, in addition it will start Nationalized, which means you get all profits from it.)
>Build a personal monument to my rise to power. (Cost: $50,000, increases Tourism and Loyalty.)

You got to spend money to make money. Not sure what the new industry should be though.
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>>204707
I am aware, by doing this we can help insure our countrys safety with the new weapons and heavy industry boost mainly because we were invaded covertly. They need to know we will not be trifled with
>>
Roll me a 2d20+4 for upgrading and SMG innovation.
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>>204699
We can nationalize later if necessary, doing it too early will hurt long term development because people (including locals) will not want to do business/invest in our country if we just seize whatever we want
>>
Rolled 3, 20 + 4 = 27 (2d20 + 4)

>>204717
>>
Rolled 15, 6 + 4 = 25 (2d20 + 4)

>>204717
>>
Rolled 11, 16 + 4 = 31 (2d20 + 4)

>>204717
>>
15+4=19
Success!
20+4=24
Critical Success!

"Architect, I have a few ideas to improve our infrastructure."
"Like what, m'lord?"
"First off, transportation needs to be improved. In the industrial cities, install industrial trolleys to bring goods to and forth without disrupting traffic as much, and in..."
After a few hours of planning infrastructure, your fairly sure the new highways, trains, trolley ways, and sidewalks will make the industry of Sweden much faster and more efficient, along with allowing Mobilization easier and faster.
You also start designing a new weapon in your laboratory, which seems to be reminiscent of the German's StG-44, but shorter and more efficient for close-combat. Additionally, combining some elements from the M39, you assume that when you get to testing, you'll have a SMG which is capable at nearly range, but lethal in close combat.

After designing and going over the plans with your brilliance, one of your servants rings the bell you have installed in your dungeon, and apparently more petitioners for the Royal Court have come today.
Actions
>"I am to busy designing my new... Weapon. Bother someone else, servant."
>"I will attend shortly, servant."
>Write-In
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>>204745
>I will attend shortly, servant
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>>204745
>>I will attend shortly, servant
Being the Emperor is hard work, but it's work that has to be done.
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>>204745
>"I will attend shortly servant"
>>
"I will attend shortly, servant."
"Yes, my lord."
After wrapping up your design (And ordering your guards to guard the doors to make sure no damned NATO spies get in), you head to your throne room, where quite a few petitioners are waiting for you.
Most are "economists" with something to lose in nationalizing the economy, but one man strikes your interest.
"My lord, as you know, certain... Countries, shall we say, would pay us well to deliver NATO's industrial designs and techniques. Of course, this will infuriate NATO even further, but the potential is there."
Interesting...
"And what do you want, in exchange of this information?"
"I wish to be your Chief of Treasury, my lord."
>Agree, but do not give him the position.
>Agree, and give him the position.
>Decline, you will not infuriate NATO further.
>Write-In
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>>204782
>Decline, you will not infuriate NATO further.
Let's keep things from escalating too quickly.
>>
Rolled 4, 1 + 4 = 9 (2d20 + 4)

>>204782
>Decline, you will not infuriate NATO further
NATO has nukes, and we do not
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>>204782
>Agree but do not give him the position
Lets not just give out positions like nothing.
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>>204782
>>Decline, you will not infuriate NATO further.
>>
"No, NATO would have my head if I sold their industrial designs, now get out."
The mortal slinks out, disappointed.
After wrapping up with the rest of the "economists" which are hell-bent on not nationalizing, you finally get enough peace to return to your estate.
Actions
>Wrap up with the SMG design.
>Practice mutating the dark spot in the center of your chest for Necromancy. (Necromancy)
>Attempt to refine your Half-Dragon Mutagen (Alchemy)
>Administer a potion to your soldiers. (Charisma)
>Create new potions... (Alchemy)
>>
>>204817
>Wrap up the SMG design
>>
>>204817
>>Wrap up with the SMG design.
>>
>>204817
>Wrap up with the SMG design.
That way we'll have time for other projects.
>>
You begin to wrap up your SMG design, which you name the "Autokarbin-12", which can come standard with the traditional Swedish Bayonet. Additionally, it uses twelve-caliber rounds to kill its' enemies, adding to it's stopping power. Another brilliant feature in the design, is the side-clip, similar to that M39, which neither overburdens the sides of the rifle, which is essential in CQC, but instead reduces sway and in addition, allow for more accurate shots from cover.
It is currently midnight
Days until date with the English Princess: Two Days
Days until Patrol Posts are completed: Tommorow
Actions
>Refine your Half-Dragon Mutagen
>Practice mutating the dark spot in the center of your chest for Necromancy. (Necromancy)
>Administer a potion to your soldiers. (Charisma)
>Create new potions... (Alchemy)
>Go to sleep.
>Write-In
>>
>>204851
>Practice mutating the dark spot (Necromancy)
>>
>>204851
>>Refine your Half-Dragon Mutagen
>>
>>204851
>Refine your Half-Dragon Mutagen
>>
>>204851
>>Refine your Half-Dragon Mutagen
No braindead please.
>>
Interesting, roll me a 1d20+7 for alchemy.
>>
Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>204875
>>
Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>204875
+7? Did we get better at something?
>>
Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>204875
Perfection ahoy!
>>
>>204880
Alchemy leveled up m8

18+7=25
Great Success!

After mixing a little bit around with some chemicals, and a little less anesthetics, combined with some steroids, you come up with a regent which helps your mutagen stabilize the brain-chemicals of a subject. However, in these "Mark Two" patients, those given the serum tended to have rapid growth, causing them to have extreme difficulty with human-sized rooms and whatnot. Their cells were quite small for them, once it finished.
New Flaw: Large
In addition, your black mark on your scales has faded to a grayish color, but doesn't seem to be going away. It seems to be docile.
Actions
>Study this further... (Intelligence)
>Mutate the mark on your chest... (Necromancy, HARD)
>Go to bed, you have a kingdom to run in the morning.
>>
>>204911
>Go to bed, you have a kingdom to run in the morning.
>>
>>204911
>Go to bed, you have a kingdom to run in the morning
>>
>>204911
>>Study this further... (Intelligence)
>>
>>204911
>Study this further... (Intelligence)
>>
>>204911
>Study this further... (Intelligence)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for studying...
>>
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>204945
>>
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>204945
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>204945
>>
17+4=21
Success!

After further study, it seems that the Half-Dragon mutagen seems to give the infected a prehensile tail, along with your iconic ice breath, with a limited frost aura they seem to be unable to turn off, and have inherited your... Digestive methods. In addition, compared to the Dragonbloods, they actually see you as their "biological" father, and often call you this. Furthermore, it seems that limited memory loss is occurred, mostly in the linguistical and memory parts, phasing out their childhood to a blank status, and it seems that they instinctively know how to speak Draconic, but must be trained to speak any other language.
Flaw: Language Gap, Childhood Memory Loss
Bonuses: Extremely Loyal, Prehensile Tail, and Ice Breath.

After this, you barely make it to bed before passing out.

In the morning, you find that no one is calling on you, and your servants await orders.

>Adminster mutagen to your soldiers or servants. (Charisma)
>Mutate the black mark on your chest. (Necromancy)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Make Hans train your soldiers in the methods of using the Autokarbiner-12...
>Write-In

Additionally, for your servants...
>Upgrade a room (Which?)
>Build limited defenses outside.
>Build traps in your dungeon... (Intelligence)
>Attempt to train them in a limited auxiliary roll.
>Write-In
>>
>>204992
>Make Hans train your soldiers in the methods of using the Autokarbiner-12...

>Build traps in your dungeon... (Intelligence)
>>
>>204992
>Make hans train your soldiers in the methods of using the Autokarbiner-12
>Build traps in your dungeon
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well you manage to place and hide the traps.
>>
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>205018
>>
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>205018
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>205018
>>
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>205018
>>
>>205032
16+4=20
Good Success

The traps you put down are well-concealed and lethal, but it will take days before the servants manage to put them down, meanwhile, Hans is teaching your soldiers how to use the Autokarbiner-12, which is going well, and the new standard-issue gun is dismissed among your soldiers.
Actions
>Adminster mutagen to your soldiers or servants. (Charisma)
>Mutate the black mark on your chest. (Necromancy)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Read a Magic Book. (Intelligence)
>Write-In
>>
>>205045
>Read a Magic Book. (Intelligence)
>>
>>205045
>>Travel to Stockholm
Let's travel among our people.
>>
>>205045
>>Travel to Stockholm
>>
Traveling to Stockholm, eh?

You travel to Stockholm, landing outside of the city limits once again... You know, since everyone knows your a dragon... You don't necessarily HAVE to be in human form...
Actions
>Show the people your Draconic pride, full dragon form baby!
>Meh, it is best the people know you are sovereign, but no need to cause heart attacks or anything like that.
>Remain in human form, you don't want attention today.

Aditionally...
>Attempt to find a place to spend tomorrow's date at... (Insight)
>Go back to your usual haunt, the book store.
>Honestly... You feel like drinking. Find a bar or something.
>Write-In
>>
>>205072
>Show the people your draconic pride!

>Attempt to find a place to spend tomorrows date at.
>>
>>205072
>Remain in human form, you don't want attention today.

>Attempt to find a place to spend tomorrow's date at... (Insight)
>>
>>205072
>>Meh, it is best the people know you are sovereign, but no need to cause heart attacks or anything like that.

>Attempt to find a place to spend tomorrow's date at... (Insight)
>>
Waiting ten minutes.
>>
>>205072
>Show the people your Draconic pride, full dragon form baby!
>Go back to your usual haunt, the book store
>>
Alright, roll me a 1d20+2 to find a place to hang out with your date tommorow.
Also, just in case, I consider day a new session, so you can use the Barbaric Trait....
Just in case.
>>
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>205104
>>
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>205104
>>
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>205104
>>
You strut down the street, where the humans look at you, some in awe, some in terror. Most try to carry on with their day, or at least try to break eye contact, a few people salute you as you pass by in the street, which you fill up by your lonesome.
Eventually, you find the highest class restaurant, a "movie theater", apparently playing a movie called the "Wizard of Oz", which should teach you quite a bit about magic, and whatever a movie is which you aren't sure what it is, and an interesting looking winery. Only after terrifying a few store owners, all three offer to reserve a table for you.
Action (Pick Two!)
>Reserve a table at the Restaurant.
>Reserve a seat at the Move Theater.
>Reserve two booths at the Winery.
>>
>>205126
>Reserve a table at the Restaurant.
>Reserve a seat at the Movie Theater.
>>
>>205126
>>Reserve a seat at the Move Theater.
>Reserve two booths at the Winery.
>>
>>205126
>Reserve a table at the restaurant
>Reserve a seat at the movie theater
>>
Alright, Restaurant and Movie Theater wins...
After minor threats and the usual fare, you travel back home with two reserved seats.
Actions
>Sleep, your going to need it for tomorrow.
>Give your soldiers a Mutagen (Charisma)
>Attempt to mutate the mark on you chest. (Necromancy)
>Attempt to learn English last minute with a translator. (Lingustics)
>Write-in
>>
>>205148
>>Attempt to learn English last minute with a translator. (Lingustics)
>>
>>205148
>Attempt to learn English last minute with a translator. (Lingustics)
>>
Rolled 7, 1 = 8 (2d10)

Whelp. roll me a 1d20+5
Ignore my rolling
>>
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>205171
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>205171
>>
>>205171
>Ignore my rolling

nah
>>
17+5=22
Success!

After a few hours, you can speak English, though with an accent. After this, you thank the translator for his time, and you fall asleep at the crack of midnight.
Coincidentally, you wake up at noon, exactly twelve hours later. Your date is only in three hours.
Actions

Transportation
>Prepare for transportation, we'll take the imperial limo down to the restaurant!
>Fuck it, you'll fly there with your damsel in distress!
>Write-In

Form
>Probably best to impress her by looking the part of a dragon, so Half Dragon form.
>Best to protect yourself, and to make her think your exotic... Dragon-blooded Form
>Human form, so she isn't completely alienated by us.
>Write-In
Protection
>You can protect her just fine.
>Bring your guards, that's what they're there for!
>Alert the police down in Stockholm, and prepare your personal guard.
>Write-in
>>
>>205206
>>Best to protect yourself, and to make her think your exotic... Dragon-blooded Form
Maybe she's into the whole dragon form, who knows.
>Prepare for transportation, we'll take the imperial limo down to the restaurant!
>Bring your guards, that's what they're there for!
>>
>>205206
>Fuck it, you'll fly there
>Dragon blooded form
>You can protect her just fine
>>
>>205206
>Prepare for transportation, we'll take the imperial limo down to the restaurant!

>Best to protect yourself, and to make her think your exotic... Dragon-blooded Form

>Bring your guards, that's what they're there for!
But have them disguised
>>
Dragon Blood Form wins.
Limo Wins
Guards win.
Writing...
>>
After planning all that all out (nearly) at the last minute, you wait anxiously by the front of your palace, by your limo. Eventually, a tall woman, sporting a blue dress comes walking out. Her hair is brown, and her skins... Curves, are quite good-looking for a female, and the faint smell roses fill the air as she approaches you. You can see the Queen in the background, waving you away, and you open the door for the princess.
Afterward, you get in and a few seconds of awkward silence follows.
You decide to introdu-
"Erhm, hello. Did the Queen tell you my name?"
"No, she did not, but she did say you were quite... Charming."
She giggles a little at your comment, and introduces herself as Elizabeth.
"Named after Elizabeth the First, and my mother."
"Nice to meet you, Elizabeth."
"And you, Renoxiezius."
She seems to like you quite a bit.
Actions
>Attempt to engage in intellectual conversation. (Intelligence)
>Ask her of her home country, England.
>Attempt to tell her some jokes, maybe she likes those? (Charisma)
>Tell her a story. Of you, of course. (Charisma)
>Write-In
>>
>>205258
>>Ask her of her home country, England.
>>
>>205258
>Ask her of her home country, England.
>>
Ending voting in 5 minutes
>>
>>205258
>write in

Eat her.
(out)
>>
"What is England like?"
"Well. It's sort of like here, but with less snow and more rain, and smog."
"That's awfully vague."
"Mother doesn't really let us outside the palace much, and I'd rather put my nose to a good book rather than go out in that miserable weather."
"Interesting."
Your personal guard, forming a motorcade around your limo, follow closely.
"So, what exactly do you do during your spare time? I'd imagine that being a dragon and an emperor leaves very little."
...
Crap.
Actions
>"I am a man of science, my good lady!"
>"I enjoy reading at a quaint little bookstore not too far away from here."
>"Mostly practicing the art of war."
>Write-In
>>
>>205282
If our alchemy doesn't work, we could always use the traditional method of producing half-dragons
>>
>>205305
>"I am a man of science, my good lady!"
>>
>>205305
>"I enjoy reading at a quaint little bookstore not too far away from here."

Seems like an option that won't back us into a corner.
>>
>>205305
>>"I enjoy reading at a quaint little bookstore not too far away from here."
>>
>>205305
>"I am a man of science, my good lady!"
>>
>>205305
>write in

I practice necromancy on prisoners and force experimental unholy potions down the throats of my enemies.
>>
>>205305
>>"I enjoy reading at a quaint little bookstore not too far away from here."
I've taken a passing interest at Alchemy as well.
>>
"I enjoy reading at a quaint little bookstore not too far away from here."
"Really? You should take me sometime, Lord knows that the royal library holds only so many books."
After that statement, you arrive at the restaurant, you get out of the limo and open it up for her.
The owner seems to not recognize you, until you tell him you had reserved a table. At that point, he backs away in fear.
You sit down with Elizabeth, and order their finest food. Which turns out to be steak mixed with champagne and truffles.
You begin eating, and you decide to speak to her first.
>"What does your country think of me?"
>Tell her a story of how you came to power. (Charisma)
>Attempt intellectual conversation? (Intelligence)
>Talk to her about Alchemy, maybe she knows something about it? (Alchemy)
>Write-In
>>
>>205334
>>"What does your country think of me?"
>>
>>205334
>Talk to her about Alchemy, maybe she knows something about it? (Alchemy)
>>
>>205334
>Talk to her about Alchemy, maybe she knows something about it? (Alchemy)
>>
>>205334
>Talk to her about Alchemy, maybe she knows something about it? (Alchemy)
>>
Well, roll me a 1d20+7 for this shit
>>
>>205334
>Talk to her about Alchemy, maybe she knows something about it? (Alchemy)

British Royal Apothecary secrets.. reveal!
>>
Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>205355
>>
Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>205355
>>
Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>205355
We Crazed alchemist now

if no high rolls I vote for barbarian trait to be used
>>
Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>205355
>>
>>205371
Praise Allah ni shahid em haybeb
>>
18+7=25
Excellent Success
You ask her if she knows anything about alchemy.
"I do, yes. I'm well acquainted with it."
You begin to spout alchemical drivel, theories, and whatnot, and she keeps up with you. Eventually you come down to the classical theory of Lead into Gold, and plenty of theories are passed around.
"Where did you become so proficient in alchemical research?"
"Family tradition."
"Well, I suppose we're done with dinner."
Truth be told, your still hungry, but you realized that there was only an hour before the movie started.
You and her get into the limousine, and your driver takes you to the movie theater, along the way, she asks...
"Where exactly did you pick up alchemy, if I may ask?"
Actions
>"I... Erhm, read about it." (Charisma)
>"I've done some research in my spare time."
>Write-in
>>
>>205387
>"I... Erhm, read about it." (Charisma)
No, we're not discussing our lovely research.
>>
>>205324
>>205387
>>
>>205387
"Ancient and secret Draconic alchemical lineage."
"To tell you more would be.... let's just say I'd need a very good incentive to trade my ancient secrets"
>>
>>205387
>>"I've done some research in my spare time."
>>
>>205387
>>"I... Erhm, read about it." (Charisma)
It's an advantage of being a dragon, I find I pick things up a bit faster than others.
>>
>>205387
>"I... Erhm, read about it." (Charisma)
>>
>>205404
Brahs we can get some of her ancient family knowledge by 'trading' here. Let's ruse her
>>
>>205397
>>205411
Reading about it wins
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince her your a filthy casual.
>>
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>205416
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>205416
pls steal her knowledge
>>
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>205416
Here goes nothing.
>>
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>205416
>>
>>205423
16+4=20
Success!

She looks disappointingly at you.
"Only a casual? Oh well, that still makes you better then fifty percent of the people my mother puts me with."
"Only fifty percent?"
"Fifty and one percent."
As you walk inside, you give a glance to the teller, who promptly hands you two tickets to the "Wizard of Oz."
"I wonder why Moscow is so willing to spill it's military secrets."
"Military secrets? Wizard of Oz?"
She lets out a laugh, which quickly turns somber.
"Don't tell me, you haven't seen Wizard of Oz before, have you?"
"I've never seen a movie before."
"Well, I've seen it twelve times, and I consider myself a semi-expert on it!"
"That's a tad bit obsessive."
"Only a tad."
"So, do you want to see it again?"
"Just a little..."
Actions
>"If you've seen it twelve times already, we need to see something neither of us have seen before."
>"Well, I guess there's a new time for everything."
>Write-In
>>
>>205446
>>"Well, I guess there's a new time for everything.
>>
>>205446
>>"If you've seen it twelve times already, we need to see something neither of us have seen before."
We're here for her enjoyment, not ours.
>>
>>205446
This is evolving into some Royal Dating Sim.

We are the mighty dragon of the holy empire of Sweden, we kidnap this scum and steal her knowledge with magic.

or take her for a fly on our dragon back.
(impregnating her later)
>>
>>205446
>"If you've seen it twelve times already, we need to see something neither of us have seen before."
>>
>>205469
Voting on taking her for a fly on our back
>>
>>205469
Sometimes challenges aren't always on the battlefield. She's foreign royalty, and it might help us on the long term to not be a pariah state. Finding this tedious? Then the QM is doing it correctly.
>>
Waiting 10 minutes for voting to end.
>>
>>205469
Seconding
>>
>>205491
I assumed we were an emotionless dragon who's sole object of desire was world domination.

We can just become a Dragon-God with some lucky rolls and leave human matters behind.
>>
Write in wins, interesting
(to be honest senpai, I fucking hate romance in most books, so thank you for not following the fucking cliche of movie theater)
"Fuck this, you've already seen it and I'll probably be too confused to under stand what the fuck is going on."
"Huh?"
"Want to fly around on a fucking dragon?"
A few seconds of shock later, and she says...
"Sure."
Roll me a 1d20-1 to see if she'll stay on the train with no breaks.
>>
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>205509
Royal Get
>>
Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>205509
>>
>>205515
Nice!
>>
>>205515
Legendary
>>
>>205515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kl4hJ4j48s
>>
>>205515
Oh boy
>>
>>205515
20-1=19
Critical Success!

For a few hours, you fly around, she's screaming at the top of her lungs, and eventually you land.
"That was.. Awesome."
"Good, mortal."
"For a dragon... Your pretty cute..."
Apparently, she seems a little.. Intoxicated. High wind pressure tends to do that to mortals.
You have an idea, which is crazy enough to work.
>Attempt to give her a good tumble. (Charisma)
>Take her back home, no need to start a... Situation...
>Write-In
>>
>>205540
>Take her back home, no need to start a... Situation...
All in good time
>>
>>205540
>>Attempt to give her a good tumble. (Charisma)
MILE
HIGH
CLUB
>>
>>205540
>Attempt to give her a good tumble
Dragon seduction is a go
>>
>>205540
Attempt to give her a GREAT tumble
>>
>>205540
>Attempt to give her a good tumble. (Charisma)
There is absolutely nothing that could go wrong.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you CAN give her a tumble...
Keep in mind, this is a pretty easy check.
>>
>>205540
>Attempt to give her a good tumble. (Charisma)
No shapeshifting though
>>
>>205540
>Write-In
Return the compliment but take it no further.


It's like you guy's have never lead a woman on before, we will give her the HDD (huge dragon dick) in good time and when it is advantageous to do so.
>>
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>205564
>>
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>205564
Oh hell
>>
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>205564
>>
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>205564
>>
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>205564
critical pussy slaying
>>
>>205577
Nice crit m8
>>
>>205577
It will be slayed!
>>
>>205577
I can't stop chuckling.
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>205577
Wew
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>>205577
Rip Queen Elizabeth
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>>205577
YOU ARE THE GOD /QST/ DESERVES

"Let me help you out of your clothes."
"Sur... sure...."
"Now, are you up for a rough ride?"
"Sure...."
It's good to be Emperor.

Roll me a fucking 1d20+9 for your body test, you magnificent bastards.
>>
>>205577
Jesus Christ, we have just mind-broken the princess of England. Lad's there is no going back from this we must marry her.
>>
Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>205593
>Inb4 nat 1
>>
>>205594
Why not make her a concubine?
Make all the human women your concubine, why don't you.
Fucking...
I have no words anymore for fucking /qst/ dice rolls.
>>
Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>205593
>>
Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>205593
ARE WE DOING THIS IN OUR DRAGON FORM
>>
>>205597
I'M IN FUCKING TEARS
CANT BREATHE
SENT HELP NOW
>>
>>205597
Voting to save with Barbaric
>>
Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>205593
let's hit it
>>
>>205597
FUCK, BARBARIC VOTE WE CANT RUIN THIS NOW
>>
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>205593
Hahahahahahahah. Use Barbaric.
>>
>>205608
seconding barbaric save
>>
Roll me a 1d20+9 from Barbaric.
>>
Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>205618
>>
>>205612
As much as I may hate to say it, we have to or else are going to either crush her or disappoint her. Both of which I think we'd struggle to live down.

Welp, it was nice knowing her as after this she is either going to be mind-broken or terrified.


...and I am no longer sure which would be worse.
>>
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>205618
Is she dead?
>>
Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>205618
someone hit that crit and then the crit
>>
Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>205618
Let's hopefully not have that again.
>>
>>205631
This should be high enough
>>
>>205631
I just realised we are going barbaric to have sex with a dainty British princess


she's going to die lads.
>>
Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>205597
1+9=10
Critical Failure
BARBARIC USED
17+9=25
Overwhelming Success

You feel like you aren't supposed to fuck maidens, that a little shard of innocence inside of you is saying "No, don't do it!"
FUCK THAT PUSSY-ASS SHIT!
You unleash a roar, and start fucking Elizabeth wildly, like a true barbarian.
Luckily, you had the foresight to only be in Half-Dragon form for this part... And it all fades to black...
When you wake up, your in your bed, with Elizabeth waking up next to you.
Fuck.
That wasn't a dream.
Action
>Attempt to bullshit your way out of this one. (Charisma)
>See if she's up for another round. (Charisma.)
>Write-in
Also, ignore my rolling.
>>
>>205642
Again, she will walk out of this four ways;

1) Dead

2) Mind borked / mind broken

3) Terrified

4) Very happy!

...or some combination thereof.
>>
>>205644
>>See if she's up for another round. (Charisma.)
HEAVEN OR HELL, LETS ROCK!
>>
>>205644
>see if she's up for another round


She's survived and made it all the way back to the bedroom.

She's ready to rock. Must be protected with magic and alchemy.
>>
>>205644
>See if she's up for another round. (Charisma.)

We have dug a hole, now lets get to china!

If we crit fail again and barbarically ask if she is up for more god help us
>>
>>205644
>See if she's up for another round
It's alright guys, she survived
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f55CqLc6IR0&list=RDf55CqLc6IR0

Roll me a 1d20+5
>>
>>205644
>See if she's up for another round. (Charisma.)
>>
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>205659
>>
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>205659
let's re-rock
>>
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>205659
>>
>>205667
Whelp.

time to go barbaric again, as it is a new day.
>>
14+5=19
Success!

She meekly says "Sure... My... Lord..."
Roll me a 1d20+9 for tumbling status!
>>
>>205674
Only once per session.
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>>205674
It's fine... we just need to hope she wasn't promised to anyone.
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Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>205675
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>>205674
At this rate we're going to shatter her hip-bone. We can afford to ease her into it.
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Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>205675
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Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>205675
>she called us my lord
Mmm yes, we did well.
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Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>205676
QM counts a new day as a new session pleb kid
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>>205679
I don't think the queen would've had her visit at all if she was betrothed.
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Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

18+9=27
Overwhelming Success!

You unleash a roar, similar to that of a lion, and go back in for a little fun... You hear the occasional crack, but otherwise you (think) she's going to be fine for the next few days.
If she needs to walk on her leg. And it might hurt just a little to breathe now. Then, it fades again to black.
Ignore my rolling.

Eventually, after this round of fucking is over, you realize it's now early morning. And that Hans is looking at you.
His hand is in an upward position, and he's smiling his fucking ass off.
Actions
>High-five Hans.
>Tell him your busy.
>Write-In
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>>205704
>High-five Hans.
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>>205704
>High five him
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>>205704
>High-five Hans.
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>>205704
>>High-five Hans.
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You extend your clawed hand out to high-five him. He walks away, mead in hand and chuckling to himself.
You push Elizabeth off of you, and she willingly submits.
You have things you actually have to do today, instead of fucking foreign princesses...
Oh shit.
Queen Elizabeth was expecting... Well... Elizabeth back tonight. Shit.
Actions
>Quickly order Elizabeth to dress herself, you need to make sure England won't try to fuck you over. Figuratively speaking.
>Maybe one more session... I mean, what's the worst that could happen? (Body, HARD)
>Write-In
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>>205726
>Quickly order Elizabeth to dress herself, you need to make sure England won't try to fuck you over. Figuratively speaking.
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>>205726
>Write in: ask the princess if she wants to stay longer so you can phone the queen and you could spend more time with her.
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>>205726
>Quickly order Elizabeth to dress herself, you need to make sure England won't try to fuck you over. Figuratively speaking.
Anons please, listen to reason.
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>>205726
ONE
MORE
SESSION
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>>205737
For the emperor!
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>>205732
Maybe the princess could call her mother herself and ask to stay longer? When she's in better shape of course. Shit, I hope we know somebody with healing magic.
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>>205726
>Quickly order Elizabeth to dress herself, you need to make sure England won't try to fuck you over. Figuratively speaking.
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>>205726
>>Quickly order Elizabeth to dress herself, you need to make sure England won't try to fuck you over. Figuratively speaking.
She will literally die if we fail the other choice.
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"Elizabeth, get your clothes on, we need to see your mother."
"Alright.." You can tell she's slightly disappointed, but puts on her (now tattered) dress.
Shit. You should probably fix that.
Actions
>Go to a tailor and fix it up, who cares if you'll be late!
>Rush to Queen Elizabeth, no time to waste!
Additionally...
>Who cares if there might be a scandal tomorrow, carry her so you can move faster!
>Best to walk and make it look as normal as possible...
>Write-In
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>>205762
Tailor
Limo


Slip her some dragon-loyalty brew and bind her to you. dumb bitch.
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>>205762
>>Go to a tailor and fix it up, who cares if you'll be late!
>Best to walk and make it look as normal as possible...
We must give the tabloids nothing more than they've gotten.

Also dayum girl, you scary.
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>>205762
>Go to a tailor and fix it up, who cares if you'll be late!
>Best to walk and make it look as normal as possible...
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>>205762
>Go to a tailor and fix it up
>Best to walk
Gotta play it cool
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>>205762
>>Go to a tailor and fix it up, who cares if you'll be late!
>Best to walk and make it look as normal as possible...
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>>205770
we will own England
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>>205770
Doesn't that brew turn her into a half-dragon? Or is that the one that erases her memory?
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>>205783
Don't we have many variants ?
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>>205786
All of our brews have really obvious flaws that will get us in trouble.
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You rush to the nearest tailor, which is luckily on site and quickly press the dress into his arms, and say "It's a god-damned emergency, fix that shit now!"
The tailorship is exquisite, and in under an hour of waiting, it's done.
Now it's fucking late at night.
Shit.
Actions
>Speed walk so people know you have somewhere to be.
>CARRY HER AND FUCKING SPRINT FOR IT! (Agility)
>>205786
You also have the one that causes them to go fucking brain dead. Also turning her into a half dragon may be a little weird, because she'd see it as incest.
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>>205792
>Speed walk so people know you have somewhere to be.
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>>205792
>Speed walk
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>>205791
ah well, just going to have to bind her the normal way.

Huge dragon dick.


Oh god, OH GOD.

ABORT , ABORT, I REPEAT: ABORT.

THIS WAS ALL A RUSE
THEY WANTED US TO IMPREGNATE HER

THEY WANT OUR DNA
THEY WANT OUR DRAGON-CHILD


KILL HER!
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>>205792
>Now is a great time to apparently enjoy jogging, rapidly.
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>>205802
If they want our seed that badly we should pay a visit on over.
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You rapidly speed walk to the guest rooms, where the Queen is waiting, sipping her tea.
"Oh, your finally back."
She notices the bruise and claw marks on her face.
"Oh heavens, did that riot get to you last night?"
"Yes, mother, it was terrible!"
"Oh dearie, we need to get to England right away, I'll make sure you'll get the best doctors this side of Europe a-"
The queen goes running down the hall (somehow on long heels, none the less) and the princess looks at you, and gives you a wink, before being whisked around a corner by her mother.
Today was a good day.
You decide to get some more sleep. Mostly because you don't want to panic.
Mutation Point Unlocked!
>Upgrade Mutation/Abillity!
>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Attribute Point
>Extremely Unstable Mutation
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>>205820
>Unstable Mutation
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>>205820
>Extremely unstable


we are on a roll

we can do it

we can make Sweden great again
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>>205820
>unstable mutation
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>>205820
>>Upgrade Mutation/Abillity!
Agility
>>
Unstable Mutation wins, roll me a 1d100 for mutation.
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>>205826
Watch as we get another charge of barbaric, or worse an "upgraded" form...
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Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>205841
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Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>205841

100 get.


QM can you share what table you're choosing abilities off of?
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>>205852
Custom, but heavily inspired off a little book known as the Metamorphica.
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Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>205841
Dragon-Father pls
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Your fucking kidding me.
33 44 52 average is 43

You guys got the Large Mutation again.
I'm... I'm out.
What the fuck is with you guys and dice today? Why are you guys becoming /fit/ the dragon?
Oh well.

I'll be right back, gotta drink something alcoholic.
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>>205876
Whats the max size we can become?
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Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>205841

Bigger/Better Cock.

Flaw: Only accessible in full dragon form
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>205841
I'm hoping for some magic. Or something to even out our agility.
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>>205876
We are a big dragon
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>>205876
W-what

How fucking /huge/ are we? Jesus
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>>205876
>/fit/ the dragon
It turns out fucking the future queen of England makes you ripped, who fucking knew it?
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>>205876
Large again? How big are we now?
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>>205876
I would suggest removing that mutation from the table for now or reducing it's number share.
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>>205892

No. We must work to become bigger.
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>>205894
We can use magic to increase our size.... even further...
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>>205891
Five stories in full dragon form. It's a wonder how we penetrated the princess at all.
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>>205894
>>205900
I say we work on some magical brews to do just this.
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Alright, I'm back after drinking a shot of whiskey, and now I get to fix this shitfest.
First off, I'm going to change the Large Mutation to be in the Extremely Unstable mutation branch now, so you guys have even more risk.
But right now, you are in Dragon Form, the size of a nine story building. In half Dragon from, about two floors, and in dragon born, one floor, and in human your just a fucking big guy.

Writing the story right now...
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>>205900
>>205902
>>205906

We must boldly fit in holes what no mortal man has fit before.
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>>205908
Wow, we are HUGE. Maybe we should improve on our shapeshifting mutation later so we can compensate when not in full on dragon mode. Could we do that?
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We're about to hit bump limit soon, so yeah. I recommend putting this thread on auto now.

As you sleep, you feel powerful... Stronger... Larger. Luckily, your room was already too small for you to sleep in, so nothing of value was lost.

When you awake, you realize that none of your servants are asking for your presence or anything... You have a free morning!
Actions
>Attempt to create a mutagen. (Alchemy)
>Administer some Mutagen to your soldiers. (Charisma)
>Talk to an ally (Who?)
>Travel to Stockholm
>Refine a Mutagen (Alchemy)
>>205914
That's what fucking Upgrade Ability/Mutation is for.
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>>205918
(sleep in full-dragon form, keep in mind.)
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>>205918
I think it's about fucking time we administer some mutagen to our soldiers and form the first offical dragonblood corpsmen.
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>>205918
>Create a brew to become BIGGER
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>>205918
>Travel to Stockholm

Let's go meet our people and generally do the whole ruler thing.
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>>205924
Yeah, no.
Only in legit mutations.
I'd also like to point out in Half-Dragon Form you can barely fit into your regular fucking room.
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>>205924

Second. We are to become /fit/, destroyer of threads.
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>>205927
>Travel to Stockholm
>>
Run some alchemy tests on radioactivity.

(atomic breath?)
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>>205931
In that case, administer a mutagen to your soldiers
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>>205918
>Refine a Mutagen (Alchemy)
Refine Dragonblood mutagen. Supersoldier serum is the best.
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>>205924
switching to this.

we can use magic for this also.
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>>205918
Thought so, but I wanted to make sure.

>Refine a Mutagen (Alchemy)
The memory loss version might be useful. But let's make one that keeps the transformed individuals mind intact.
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>>205918
>>Refine a Mutagen (Alchemy)
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>>205935
Thats...
Fine, I guess.
>>205944
I think you already have a version that doesn't cause half-dragons to go brain dead.
>>
Guess refine wins.
Roll me a 1d20+7
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>205956
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Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>205956
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Rolled 19 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>205956


NUKE BREATH!
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Rolled 13 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>205949
Sure, but they lose their childhood memories. Which is fine for soldiers and minions. But other times you want the entire mind intact and unaltered.
>>205956
Rolling.
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>>205949
If possible, I'd like an update to the character sheet to reflect it. Also, you spelled recipes wrong at the end of page 4.
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19+7=26

After further refinement of the Half-Dragon Potion, you can create another mutagen, which eliminates the memory loss, but reduces the control you have over the Half-Dragon. Otherwise, there is no other change besides lack of a biological attachment towards you.
Actions
>Administer a Mutagen to your soldiers/servants. (Charisma)
>Invent more Mutagen! (Alchemy)
>Refine the Dragon-blood Mutagen further...
>Travel to Stockholm.
>Write-In
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>>205989
Study magic
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>>205989
>Administer this mutagen to your soldiers
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>>205989

Work on atomic breath...
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