Session...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnesPQZRd2Y&feature=youtu.beSTART!!>You are Anonymous>The Magic boi>The Murder boi>The boi who just killed a 50 story tall Giant>Obliterated it's ass>It's face as well>With the help of the only other person who's got juice like yours>Magic jooce>Which is quite sparkly and loose>S: "You're so CUTE! I just wanna SQUEEZE your lil' cheeks!">Star fucking butterfly>S: "Oh my GawwwWWwwsh! What ARE YOU!?">L: "Quickly growing impatient.">A: "Hey, Star back offa Luna.">S: "Wait...Luna!?">Snatched>Your 8 inch tall pixie of a mom has been taken once again>S: "THIS is Luna!? Anon you never TOLD ME she was cyoootey wooteyest!">Luna's expression is serene>Yet her mind is a series of gears>All grinding into each other>Your psychic connection makes that extremely clear >L: "Remove this well meaning simpleton from me, Anon. Or what I do to her would rewrite your history books." >A: "Star.">You suddenly and sternly express>A: "Put. Mi Mami. Down.">S: "...Oh. O-ok.">Star hands Luna back like a kitten or puppy she was hogging>S: "Sorry, Anon.">How did she say that so easy?>A: "It's cool...">You tuck Luna into your front Jacket pocket>L: "Oh my. I'd forgotten that I'd lined with one with velvet.">She sinks noticeably>A: "You're not coming out of there are y-">Luna moans as the pocket swallows her>Moans>Your heart inverts for a moment>L: "MMh! The warmth. The TEXTURE." >A: "M-mom pls.">L: "So luxOURIOS.">She's gone>Vanished into your pocket>S: "...Well uh. That was neat!">A: "You McEnded his fucking life, Star.">S: "Well, yeah...">She looks at you as if you'd commented on her choice of footwear>S: "He's a badguy.">A: "Deus Vult, huh?">S: "What vault?">A: "Nevermind.">S: "I'm gonna go back to bed now.">A: "Sure...">S: "Bye, Anon!">Star rides her mount, a sentient little pink cloud that farts constantly out of it's mouth>She yawns>Tosses her hair back and waves>S: "See ya tomorrow~!">She just woke up 10 minutes ago>Killed a giant guy>Then tittered goodbye to you while she expressed excitement about killing SOMETHING ELSE tomorrow>A: "Fuckin' sociopath.">You hear a tiny scoff from your front pocket>A: "Oh, don't you start.">You also hear police sirens>You are currently floating miles up in the air>Looking down over the marshmallow fluff covered city>Your skeletons were demolished, but you could re-raise any of them with usable bodies>You can see lights heading towards the radio-tower sized tree that giant was wielding as his primary weapon>You are dead tired>Your phone is going off>MISSED CALL FROM MOM>CURRENT CALL FROM JACKIE LYNN THOMASWhat do?
>>1995604>go to the treeThat's a branch of the Mewni world tree. I want some world tree wood.
>>1995604Call Mom first to make sure Everything is fine, then call Jackie
>>1995604Head to the tree, tell Jackie we'll call back, call mom and see if everything's ok APOLGIZE FOR EVERY SHIT THING WE'VE DONE TO HER, and then call Jackie
>>1995604Take Jackie's call, explain situation.Then call Mom. Explain thing about the house.Try and find as many of out puritan boysngirls as we can, use Giant parts of necesary.Ask Luna if she knows if Giants' part have particular uses and about that World Tree Branch.
>>1995604Pick up Jackie, she's more important.Float down in the direction of the branch too.
>>1995604Pickup the phone, start to move away from the police. We can call our egg donor later, for all we know she's still chilling with John.
>>1995638Don't say sorry to biomom.We certianly didn't make the situation better, but what she did is not our fault.What we said to Luna and Jackie was our mistake.Biomom CHOSE her solutions. A long time ago.
>>1995604Call Jackie, and explain.Then go home. My guess BioMom is looking at the ruin that was her house.
>>1995638>>1995650Emily (biomom) is despairing because she feels like shit about what a shitty mom she was to us.No reason to make her feel worse, just explain to her what happened to the house.Hopefully she's with Ron. If she's with Dad...We'll figure something out.
>>1995604>Answer Jackie and inform her that shit is chill now
Methinks biomom is in the hospital for her overdose.Probably Ron calling to let us know.Also we can call her after, it's NBD.
>>1995672How easily you people forget the HUGE list of her crimes against us, and her constant refusal to better herself.I'm not saying we treat her poorly, far from it. But by god, we are NOT apologizing for shit.We have nothing to apologize for.
>>1995711Its not forgetting.Its called forgiving.Cause we have both gone through similar shit
>>1995759We have. Anon learned just how similiar to his mother he really is today.But she has DONE a lot wrong by us, and ya, maybe we have been doing some things like her.But she was supposed to be our MOTHER we NEEDED her from the day we were born and she spat on that trust.Jackie... Hasn't, she has been there for us. We can call her first.
>>1995604Call JackieAnd bio mom is not worth it she only does nice things to feel better with her self to feel less guilty i have real life experience with that
>>1995784And we are more a mom to biomom then she is a mom to us
>Beep!>A: "Hey, babe.">J: "Saw the explosion. How exploded are you?">She sounds out of breath>Restless>You can hear buckles rattling and the shriff of clothing>A: "Zero.">J: "Ok. I'll get my med kit and head right ove- Wait. Zero?">A: "Nada.">J: "Oh god DAMMIT ANON!">Why is she mad at you?>A: "What did -I- do!?">J: "You kept me from helping! Anybody from helping!">A: "You were supposed to evacuate!">J: "Oh, SO grateful to be the Snarf to your Lion-O. Thanks, dude. Real choice.">A: "First off. You never told me you liked Thundercats. That's cheating. I'm supposed to be spitting bile at you for slighting me but instead I'm more attracted to you.">J: "You're supposed to be turning over a new leaf. Letting me in.">A: "I don't want to let you IN on a death trap!">J: "I want to be there if you're in a death trap to KEEP YOU ALIVE!">A: "THAT MEANS A LOT AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPRESS GRATITUDE FOR IT!">J: "THAT'S OK I KNOW YOU'RE TRYING!">A: "FUCK YOU, YOU'RE SO GODDAMN PATIENT WITH ME!">J: "GO BITE THE FRONT OF A BUS IF YOU THINK I'M EVER LETTING YOU DOWN OR LETTING YOU DEAL WITH THIS ALONE!">A: "WELL MAYBE I WILL!">J: "I THINK THE -BUS- WOULD NEED TO GO THE HOSPITAL!">A: "GOODNIGHT!">J: "GOOD. NIGHT!">Beep>Boop>You're stewing in the air>Mumbling to yourself>Luna's little head pops out of your pocket>L: "You two are simply adorable.">A: "Fucginmrmemd.">You head for the treehttps://youtu.be/0e1oyEExLtU?list=PL92y0qwKnU6NSp13sViD2iIxwMImf8uir>??: "Agent Popcorn! Get that perimeter set up! Flamenco! Keep mobile data destabilized!">??: "Sir! We're detecting a TP rating of 11.6!">??: "SO PUT YOUR SUIT ON!">A: "Sup.">The agents go silent>When you arrived, four of them were scurrying around by the light of work-floods attached to a humongous van>The tree is so large it spans across several blocks, and is being held up by the Mounty Boon pioneer statue on one end>The agents turn their reflective visors toward you>You're seated on the purple wood>Grin on your face>Some of them raise cattleprod looking devices>The leader, unremarkable from the rest takes a step back, raising his subordinate's hand which is holding some sort of meter>Beep>Beep>Beep>Beep>He points it at you>BWEEBWEEBWEEBWEE!>??: "25..."What do?
>>1995794>So Is that high or a low power level?
>>1995794Did we notice that Star isn't wearing her headband?
>>1995794Put your panties back on, I'm not here for you guys, or too screw with you. I want to ask your boss why he shot me when I never messed with you guys. Probably.We need a better working relationship than, you will occasionally shoot me for reasons I do not understand or care about. If we're both going to live in this dimension.Also I need to go call my mom so... If you could bring someone I can talk too...? I'll talk to them soon.
>>1995805And ad in >like your soundtrack or am i just hearing things?
>>1995817Second, also keep scissors at the ready
>>1995794>"Actually, I'm level 11."">"Also, I'm gonna take some of this. That cool with you?">take some tree no matter what they sayHere's the quest info. https://pastebin.com/XuZZcMhV
>>1995805>>1995819Also talk with luna on what we can use this branch/stick for and if its valuable or dangerouse
>>1995805>>1995819>>1995831If we can take ALL the tree
>>1995794"Sounds badass. Anyway, i am taking some of this tree with me as services rendered, cause you guys would be pancakes right now otherwise."
>>1995838I don't see this happening."Think of this as a gesture of Goodwill""On top of stopping the GIGANTIC murder beasts and demonic invasion."
>>1995838I meant take all the tree/wood
>>1995794"Peace agents, I'm American! Just wanted to take a hunk of that there tree and to also shoot the breeze. He violated the NAP in case you wanna know what happened."
>>1995888They are international. Not just American.
>>1995794Im 14 actually. But Im sure you had never seen one as big as mine.Arm that is. *flex*You gonna rat to your boss Im here? My house got turned to a crater and even then Im sort of in a good mood. Dont really wanna get it ruined.
>>1995928No wait.Change arm to balls an itll be perfect.Believe me.
>>1995805>>1995817>>1995814>>1995819>>1995838>A: "Man. I cannot tell you fuckers the day I've had.">??: "Agents.">A: "I mean. I could...">??: "I am going to engage.">A: "First off. Fuck Salem. Shit is loaded with creeps. Did you know their Mayor hired a child killer?">??: "T.O. Prometheus!">A: "Then I get home after a -nasty- fight with my girlfriend.">??: "We mean you NO HARM!">A: "First off. I highly doubt that. Second. I am not finished. Shut the cunt up and sit down.">One of the younger agents sits down on the sidewalk>??: "Get UP Agent Popcorn!">??: "but it's comfy.">A: "So I have this fight with her, then we make up and I finally get to second base. Which is rad. Then I find out haha...">Your eye jerks>A: "My HOUSE is fucking gone!">The agents are quiet>You lean backward>Thunk>Thunk>A: "Smashed to bits. By this.">You lean forward>Put your elbows on your knees>??: "T.O. I am going to hail command. We are commandeering this artifact by order of the-">A: "So I killed him.">??: "...">A: "Do I need to kill you?">You're smiling>Why are you smiling>A: "I've had to do it far too much lately. It's fuckin' with me.">You stand up on the log>A: "If you have somebody that thinks they can convince me to do that...">You point to nearby steaming hunk of giant>It reeks of sugar>It's barely meat>It's melting off of the side of a small house, polluting someone's pool>A: "Send em to me.">You look back to the log>A: "Hey, Ma.">L: "Yes, dear.">A: "Could this be good for something?">L: "World trees tend to have magnificent potion applications. The sap, the bark, the leaves. All of it can be utilized as potent additives or cures. When corrupted, they can enchant items to leech life or even be used to create plant-animal hybrids.">A: "What about the candy-mess that used to be a dude?">L: "Could use some giant's hair.">A: "For what?">L: "All manner of things.">A: "Less vague, please.">L: "...a growth potion.">You do not know what her intentions would be with this>??: "Could...could we take a sample of you?">A: "...rude."What do?
>>1995945Tell you what, let me collect what I need and I'll let you chat with my mother, a much better source of information than a sample could provide.
>>1995945Explain we can't because magic exists that utilizes a person's essence.Tell them we can work out a deal where they trade some tech for magical artifacts. That giant was from an army focused on taking over the multiverse. They should be paying US for fighting the army, but we'll settle for a trading arrangement.
>>1995945Take a sample of tree stuff. Like a body sized chunk, theres plenty for everyone here.Then go grab some hair."No you may not take a sample, I have seen Superman, I don't need evil clones on top of all this other junk.See what biomom wanted.
>>1995972>>1995963>>1995945"Know what, how bout this. If you guys hire me as a freelance agent or whatever, i'll stay outta your hair and even help contribute to what ever magic stuff you have. It would be nice to NOT have you guys breath down my neck every other day, and my mom might have the magical cure for cancer or something"
>>1995945No working for the SPOOKSNo giving out Anons DNAThwy should be grateful enough we're leaving them ALOT of material with the giant ans his root.RAISE OUR SKELES.COMMAND THEM TO PICK UP AS MUCH HAIR AND TREE BARK AS THEY CAN CARRY
>>1995945>Nooooope.>take some world tree and hair
>>1995995WE ARE NOT RAISING SKELES IN FRONT OF THE AGENTS
>>1995995Support And could we animate the giants flesh to make it transport it self and the giant tree
>>1995945>"You shot me. If you didn't get those samples then, tough luck.">Raise skellies to get The Good Stuff
>>1995945>" MISS ME WITH THAT GAY SHIT. Also did you know that all you gotta do is believe in yourself? Like, really really hard....Seriosuly though, get your leader out here. I want to know who you guys are, why you blew a hole in my gut and why did you almost just Nuke MY TOWN. MY GIRLFRIEND LIVES HERE YOU PRICKS! So make with the Agent Z already.
>>1995945>Raise the Giant
>>1996023So giant sugary goo monster filled with hair and using the branch as a club ot stickning out of the back
Don't raise zombo giant.
>>1995945>No NO samples i have seen the movies and you say NO HARM! what a fucking Joke you guys fucking shot out My insides for No FUCKING REASON so i am angry and you guys have some explaining to do
>>1996040Why? Should we not do that? And QM how much WILL Will it take to reanimate the goo to transport everything?
>>1995945>>1996023>Also give sample
>>1995945He's not getting a bio sample from us unless he sucks it out of his wife's ass after we're done with her.Also, collect post fight drops. Forward them to swamp base 1.
QM can we store our things in Lunas universe?>>1996062That is a thing you never do
>>1996062Stop with the sample giving you slut.They have enough with the giant hair and tree branch that we wont be able to pick up.
>>1996090I wonder if we can shuve it into lunas hole you know her universe does it still excsist?
>>1995945>Take the bits of tree, and gaint you need, then let them have the rest.>Spit on the agent, and call it a done deal.
>>1996117Dont give them anything
Let them take
>>1996117Dont spit on the spook mook.Were taking EVERYTHING WE CAN. They can have whatevers we leave left.
>>1996117Don't do this you gross weird. We're not fucking beiber.
Just fuck my formatting up senpai, the quest.
>Mu: "My name is Agent Mulberry.">A: "Like the bush?">Mu: "Y-yes...">A: "Ha!">Mu: "I am required by our organization to speak to you with civility and tact.">A: "Well, I'm not.">Mu: "We would like to take a sample of this T-A.">A: "That's nice.">You side eye the goo>It's barely even meat at this point>Sort of like cotton candy made out of raw hamburger>A: "As for the sample of me.">One of the agents was slowly pushing a bladed device toward your butt-cheek>SNAP!>You snatch him>WHAM!>Slap him into the tree and hold him by his neck>A: "I'll go with nah.">Agent Mullberry chokes>Sputters and wheezes>You hear something charge up behind you>??: "No!">You look back>The other young agent is readying that cattle prod>His superior is holding him back>??: "Flamenco, let it go.">??: "Let Mulberry go, you freak!">A: "Freak?">You squeeze Mulberry>A: "Ohoho...you guys are a riot.">Your eyes burn>Church music rings in the air>A: "I'm no freak.">??: "Put him DOWN!">-6 WILL>The darkness around you fills with glowing eyes>A: "I'm a god.">Fwap>Mu: "HUUAhHH!">You dropped Mulberry>A: "...and I don't have time for this.">He chokes>Gags>You see his visor fog up to total opaqueness before->Mu: "Hyyurrgllg!">Green and yellow vomit fills his helmet>A: "Awwwhahaha! Sick!">??: "Sir?">??: "Continue to stand down.">You wave your hands>In come your skelmans>A: "Ayyye! Eyeballs, you made it!">Eyeballs in fact made it>He is without either of his arms>Nails Skeleton is there too>As is Sam>Iron-spike down the spine skeleman is not there>RIP>A: "Press F, lads."https://youtu.be/r4BHDAYssfE>Said the skeletons>They set to work while you handle business>Stripping off bark>SNapping off branches>Some of them get stuck in the goo>By working together in pulling their brethren out however they secure a lock of scraggly, white hair>??: "Are you letting us keep the tree?">A: "Most of it. For now.">??: "Wh-">You hold up a Shush finger>You are on your phone>Tongue clenched in your teeth>MESSAGE TO MOM<>A: "r u oh k? Not literally, but like relatively in comparison to how shit you usually feel.">Sentcont
>>1996200>>1996200>??: "What are your intentions?">A: "Would you tell me yours?">??: "No.">A: "Then suck my ass and get sent to prison, that's my intentions who's your leader?">Mulberry is making futile attempts to remove his helmet>??: "The President.">A: "Military?">??: "More important than the military.">You tap your chin>A: "Why the fuck...aren't you harassing Star Butterfly?">??: "...who?">You narrow your eyes>This dude's mind is an iron box>He might be lying>He might be stupid>A: "Ya know...about yey high.">You put your hand slightly above your own head>A: "Spazzy. Cheerful. Magic wand. Always wears a set of little red devilhorns except when she sle-"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6BbvCC0VI0>You realize something>Star>She wasn't wearing her...>A: "Her headband...">When she fought beside you>It was so easy to get along>So easy not to want her mouth to be sealed by rubber cement>??: "I'm sorry, what?">You knew it>Knew something had to be wrong>A: "No...">Her headband>She wasn't wearing it>And without it...>She looked just.>Like.>Pic related>Your skeltals rattle>Your bones ache>Your stomach burns>Star Butterfly>The girl who stole your best friend>Humiliated you>Tried to kill Muscles>She is a carbon copy>Of Sky Flutterby>Your favorite anime girl>And dearest true waifu>ANONYMOUS>ROLL>WILL!
Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1996203
Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1996203Finally.
Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1996203MUH WAIFU
Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1996203
Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1996203
Rolled 9 + 16 (1d20 + 16)>>1996203Hit em up
Rolled 11 + 16 (1d20 + 16)>>1996203
Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1996203Real good manners there Anon.
>>1996237Oh fuck you dice.
Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1996203
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Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1996203
Rolled 3 + 16 (1d20 + 16)>>1996203
Rolled 9, 8 = 17 (2d10)>>1996203>>1996203Let's see hahaWhat you've got.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1996203
Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1996203
>>1995794.......was this a.....happy moment for them?
>>1996229>>1996229The winner.>26 total>>1996231+2>>1996237-2>26 total>Not high enough>Not>For>Thishttps://youtu.be/2Vn1Q-S7sWg>You're foaming at the mouth>Your skeletons>They're rattling like wind-chimes>You cradle your head>Throw up just a little>??: "Get the Marshall.">You hear a click>Mu: "Sir. You sai-">??: "GET THE MARSHALL NOW!">The leader turns>He's leveling a pistol at you>Your eyes are already up>Before he can even pull the trigger>CRACK!>You've grabbed his elbow>??: "AH!">SNAPPED HIS SHOULDER DOWN>??: "AEUGH!">Sliced through his suit and his sweaty skin from the groin to his chest in one long, perfect cut>There's not even blood>At first>He falls to his knees>His nipple was sliced in half>His hazmat suit peels off>He's older>With a brick of a gray mustache>You're trembling>Simmering>With RAGE!>This world>This whole fucking universe>Just can't>Give you>A break>You had one waifu>For your whole laifu>You already struggle with real relationships>...and the one pure one you had>Is sullied>SOILED!>By>S: "EEEE! So cute!">S: "I ~told~ you otters would make perfect foot warmers~!">S: "Marco! Share your Nachos yah spicy butt!">S: "I wonder if I could curl my hair with a sword.">S: "I like chewing on stuff because I have jaw pain!">That>A: "She's not even LIKE! Skye!">??: "Oh god! Oh CHRIST I CAN SEE MY INSIDES!">A: "Sky's powered by the glory of the EMPEROR! FULL OF RIGHTEOUS FURY! Star HUGS anything with a pair of arms that gets near her!">??: "P-please...we were told you could survive gunshots.">You hold up his gun>Muscles CRUSHES it>Some of the bullets pop in his hand like kiddy fireworks>A: "I'm gonna fuck you.">??: "...">A: "To death.">Bweep!>Your phone goes off>You look at it>MESSAGE FROM MOM<>M: "Hey, sweetie. Sorry about yesterday...I'm not coming home tonight.">A: "Y?">M: "I'm spending the night at a friend's.">...>Ron.>You are Anonymous>You are NOT in a good place>The other agents are getting froggyThey've had backup on the way since we arrived, darling. We should make this brief.What do?
Also, to answer some of the inquiries earlier.>Yes, the tree branch could be taken to Luna's HOLE>However, the Tree itself is far too large to fit through it.>Enlargening THE HOLE would be ill advised, as the dimension is crawling with undead monsters, half-dead fragments of slain alien gods and forgotten magical artifacts which could seriously damage this universe>Also, to raise one of the segments of giant goo would require not much WILL if you picked a small piece>However, the parts that have become entirely candy would not be able to reanimate>As they are not meatBless
>>1996383>Heal him, angrily>Tell mom the house is gone and it's not our fault, some fucking magic giant smashed it.>Rip a hole to Mewni and start looking for dead Queens
>>1996383Lightly heal the disarmed dude and leave.Like, go find a car to steal or something.
>>1996383>Transcend the boiling point of anger into a kind of cold wrath that would make Old Testament God be scared
>>1996383>calm down>BFB their wounds>Appologize and tell them to send a rep next time we are free>Warn them literall hell is coming
>>1996237Fun fact, your 1 actually kept us from beating the DC
>>1996394Welp, we need to get our mole man something to work with so support.
>>1996383Aw man. I really didnt want to mess with the agents.Cant we like... bfb him?Come on.Just this once?
>>1996383Heal that guy real quick and BOOK. Maybe hekapoo could shed some light on this cosmic coincidence.
>>1996383Angrily heal the agent. Mutter angrily, and then head to Mewni to hunt for dead Queens.
>>1996405Ye.This sounds a ok.We Salvation War soon.
>>1996383So it seems like we can't just "calm down"So lets just do what we do whenever we get rilled up. Vent. Elsewhere.Also heal that poor bastard.
>>1996389Cant we cut up the tree into parts to transporter it into the HOLE
>>1996389Heal him, apologize. Give me a call or something? It's been a rough day.Text mom, with Ron? Score with your boyfriend. But don't tell me about it.Go to door home, set your alarm, and go too sleeps~
>>1996405Seconding, explain that our waifu was also recently ruined for us. It is a VERY bad day, so just going along with what we ask is better for everyone's immediate health.
>>1996425Support and have our undead cut the tree into parts that Will fit throug
>>1996389"I hope this was as confusing and upsetting for you as it was for me"Just heal him and skip out. Its bed time.
>>1996405>>1996383>>1996421after healing the dude, lets go to Hekapoo and maybe vent a little before finding out how she is doing
>>1996383Call it even for shooting you before.
>>1996383Heal call him a baby.Weve had our whole arm ripped off.Btfo before they bring back up.Collect as much bark and hair with your skellies and fall back to Jannas.
>>1996389We already got some tree, just take what we grabbed.
>>1996383Heal him then take all the goo and meat into THE HOLE and cut up the ree into bits that fit through THE OPENING of THE HOLE and have your minions help take all the Wood and giants goo meat and hair into THE HOLE
>>1996471Tree not ree
>>1996463Heal himCall him babbiMake it clear we DONT survive gunshots. We just have resources that help with it. Make sure he knows he can't be in an anti-magic area until after natural healing of the injury occurs.I guess the government can have a fun time trying to figure out how healing funyons work
>>1996494OH SHITDOES AN AGENT HEALED BY A FUNYON BECOME AN SCP?
>>1996471pQuest already explained that big rift would be extremely dangerous.Housevator is big even if the door isnt much.
>>1996383Heal, take tree bits and run.
>>1996389Actually funions would be a lot better to heal him.
>>1996383>>1996435I'mma change the ELSEWHERE to Hekaplace
>>1996494Dont think its wise to tell them what methods they can KILL us with.We might want to try healing him with funyons instead.Might be better off for both of us.
>>1996509Cut up the tree into bits that fit through/into THE HOLE
This has been the worst fucking day for Anon I swear to God.
>>1996554You want to go and come back multiple times from the school to here while we have the spooks on our tail
>>1996566Let them kill hem self trying to penetrate out mothers HOLE
Good night now
>>1996569Our not out
>>1996541I mean... if they think they can SUPPRESS us with guns, that's what they'll equip instead of higher powered weaponry.
>>1996389Really guys. Why go to heck? In what universe would she be happy to deal with us and our issues. Ffs guys, you really think with your dicks don't you.
>>1996595But they CAN supress us with guns.Thatd only be useful if we werent.
>>1996628But she really wanted to help us in the past with Susan.
I don't know really. Maybe she will be a big help. She is old, and wise. She has probably had more than enough bad days on her own... It's just... She's probably busy, I mean... There is a bit of a war going on...Grab a pillow. Scream into it.
>>1996644I just had a better idea. After we heal the agent, lets make this so god damn awkward for the FBI(or whoever they work with) by forcibly grabbing the agent and hugging him. Then just start bitching and moaning about how the universe is literally trying to kill him, his girlfriend is in bed and he doesn't want to bother her even though this is the exact situation she would want him to come too her, all the while squeezing the shit out of the agent and saying he will take our hugs because if we don't keep our hands busy everyone dies and there is no one that can stop him from trying to hug. Go full 14 year old.
I AM RETURN!haha!...I am getting sick.Be blessed, my friends. Now I am now reading and interpreting our votes.>Keep it together, Anon>Hold>HOLLLLD
>>1996664>I was 2 offGod damnit, I get so close every single time I almost do a super get.>>1996665Kek, Luna corrupting girls to the side of lewdly worshipping Anon so she can have a hoard of grand kids to baby is good for my soul.
>>1996669>Kek, Luna corrupting girls to the side of lewdly worshipping Anon so she can have a hoard of grand kids to baby is good for my soul.I need it.
The votes...>Heal Him17 votesYou're becoming more mindful of your powers. How they can undo certain mistakes. Don't let your mercy be turned against you.Some enemies are truer than any friend with their intentions. >You glare at this pathetic little forward party>You spit>A: "Look, man.">SHHHRRRIIIRI!>You slice open a portal>Leading back to the pit that used to be your house>A: "I just had like...the next three seasons of Skye Flutterby vs The forces of Chaos ruined for me. So...so I did some shit I can't really stop, and I'm probably gonna go home and do some other shit that -nobody- can stop.">You bite your thumb>Muscles cringes>Since he can feel it too>A: "Now hold still.">Your work is methodical>Intentionally cautious>This guy is losing a lot of blood>You mutter the rhyme>Your eye glimmer pink and gold>A: "...my blood for thyne.">Done>??: "...I have a son your age.">A: "Oh.">??: "...">A: "Is he a cunt like you, or just like. Gay or something?">You never laugh at your own jokes>SNap!>Your bois however>They find it hilarious>LAUGHSinCalcium.jpegcont
>>1996847>>1996847>A: "That thing I killed is just the beginning, spooks.">You look over your handiwork>The slice is a thick, but even scar>It pulses a little>Just enough to make it clear the flesh is new and PACKED with veins>You feel your guts>ANONYMOUS HAS LOST 15 HP>AND GIVEN IT>TO THE AGENT>A: "Eh. I'll probably get hit harder in my sleep.">You motion to your skelebois>They drag armfuls of wood into the portal>One of them is dancing around>Covered in white, sugar coated Giant hair>A: "Sam!">They stop>A: "Be fabulous at home!">The skeleton prances it's gigantic body through the portal>A: "What should I do? Beat my meat?">L: "It would be about time.">You look at your mom>Making eye contact with you>Direct>Prolonged>Eye contact>A: "n-nevermind.">You pull out a claw with muscles>Pop agent Popcorn's helmet so he doesn't drown in vomit>You then take his phone>...and put your number in it>A: "Shit is gonna go down.">Pop: "Thank you. Oh my god, thank you.">A: "Hot. Runny. Chunk-filled...">You hand the phone to Popcorn's superior officer>A: "The kinna shit that makes you wanna go to the doctor. Or a priest. To apologize.">You leg up into the portal>Text your mom>A: "House is gone. Wasn't me. Tell Ron I said he's probably got bitch tits.">Then make eye contact with agents>A: "...never step into my turf unannounced again. If we stay cool.">You head for home>A: "Call me.">SHRRIIIIIIP-POP!cont
Rolled 7, 6 = 13 (2d10)>>1996861>>1996861>You are home>In your hole>Luna floats out of your pocket>Observes the damage>L: "It would seem a little move might be in order.">You slap down your HOUSEVATOR>A: "I grew up here.">You wander inside>Skelefriends in tow>A: "Can't we fix it?">You see your bed>You smile idiotically to yourself>A: "Aw yeah, gurl.">POMF!>A: "awWWHhhw yeahhh~">You melt into the sheets>Your comforter glides up on it's own>Directed by one of Luna's tiny fingers>Your skeletons all stand guard and watch as you drift to sleep>L: "I've never been one for fixing things Anonymous.">Luna muses over you>L: "It's never seemed worth it to preserve what's failed me.">Just before you go off into your dreams>A teeny pair of lips grace your cheek>Smek!>L: "...but for you, my perfect little king.">A set of eyes shimmer pink in the back of your brain>L: "I can try."SESSION END!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YkZ1ZVcoMkThis has been a rough one, palsA new link is formedAnon and Jackie have found a new way to fightNext time...after school.The Hunt. Begins.Stay blesstUntil next sessionMONDAY!5pm US Central time!love,QuestRoll for your dreams, AnonymousTomorrow there shall be much to be learned.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1996870ROLL TO PUT THE DREAM CRYSTAL UNDER THE PILLOW
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1996870
Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d20)>>1996870Bless, Quess.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1996870ROLLEMUP
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1996870Roll for DreamsAnd do we really want to rebuild home?We have the Housevator. And Jackie. And Janna. Marco too maybe? Star?Mom has Ron.Dad has shit, but what do we care?Does this place even reminds us any good memories?Maybe it's bettr to let the past go and move forward.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1996870
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1996870
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1996870Put that crystal under the pillowWe finally got the chance to use it
Rolled 1, 19 = 20 (2d20)>>1996870
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1996870hey what about that crystal or whatever, we could probably do something with maybe
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1996870>slip the crystal ball under the pillow>WHAT DREAMS MAY COME
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1996917
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1996870Heart of the dice!
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1996917Support
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1996870Crystal time?
Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d20)>>1996870
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1996870Nighty night, anon. you forgot the crystal, dummy
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1996870
Rolled 8 (1d20)
Wait is Luna young now? How many threads did I miss?
>>1996389What would happen if Anon became the Darkness host? How would the Dark thing react?
>>1996870What Dreams May Come?
>>1999737no, but Eclipsa in the teasers looks younger, so since Luna is already based off Eclipsa, people in the Discord have just been taking the screenshots from the promo and running with them.
SESSION START!>>1996916>>1996916The winner of the dream roll...>Only a 4The seams begin to crack.>Your mind is a sea of tumultuous thoughts>Voices>Sounds>Lights>Strings>You see silver scales>Feels bladed fingers grace your back>You see fire>Hear a scream>You see a moon>Deep>Glaring>Red>You see the demons you've defeated>See the neck-deep lake of maggots their master has forced them to wallow in for failing his machinations>You see the face of Robin Williams, beloved actor and entertainter>Swallowed into the darkness>With the cackling laughter of a hag behind it>You see the sea rising up from the ocean>Looming over Echo Creek>You see it stride toward the helpless buildings>Only for a plane to pass, bombarding the entire city with a nuclear warhead>You see purple and pink light overtake everyone>Everything>Then you see your thread>Your wire of destiny>Gold and shimmering black>It's tied to another>A tremulous pink fire surrounds it>You can see the two encircle like the ouroboros>You see them bisected>By another thread>Gold as well...but luminescent and glorious>Pure>Unfettered>It's attached to a winged beast>One that pierces all darkness like a tiny sun>It flies ever onward>Ever higher>Without looking back>As it rises>Your thread>Tightens>Drags upward into the abyss you cannot reach>You try to fly>Other threads pull your legs downward>Your arms go numb>Your head becomes a hive of panic>Your thread's song is drowned out>By pillowy fields of heart-warming laughter>By angelic songs>Turning your destiny against you>Coiling slowly as it constricts around your neck>A: "AH!">You are awake>In your Housevator>Alone>You smell breakfast>It would seem Luna's left a meal out for you>You're covered in sweat>Fell asleep in your armor again>Your phone is devoid of messages>It read 5:30 am>Your front door is open>You can hear birdsWhat do?
>>2002999>Consume the meal>Check the phone>Stride out in all our morning majesty
>>2002999Write down your dreamEat brekky.Brush your teeth.Shower.Get some sax practice in before school.
>>2002999>Wash up, get ready for the day>Check phone>Check on the drake egg
>>2002999Get clean yo, then Hype yourself for the big fight against a nightmare
>>2002999>>2002999THE MASTERPOST!>Character sheethttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd>Basic Ruleshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit#heading=h.aaff90mhme7l>Inventoryhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit#heading=h.au1f38jx02g2>Allieshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#heading=h.v5e4kxm12xpq>>2002937>>2002937Then the Darkness would probably have a much harder time manipulating him than it did Jackie. As Jackie did not grow up with manipulative parents. Just as a tough guy.>>1996890>>1996890Interesting notion, friendo>>1996781>>1996669Children -are- the future, darling. Why not make sure it's a future that belongs to you?
>>2002999>Eat breakfast with mom and talk about the dream>check on egg
Luna totally has a GT fetish.Guarantee she's gonna try Sounding using her body.
>>2003055What did he mean by this?
>>2002999Supporting >>2003011...For all the work we'reputting into getting our wand... we haven't given ol'butter Johnson the attention it deserves..
>PSSSHHHHHHHH>You are in the shower>With a toothbrush jammed in your mouth>Today is already weird>You feel sluggish>Drained>That dream really did a number on you>As you scrub your phone goes off>Twice>Muscles snakes out and grabs it for you>Holds it out of the water stream so you can read what's on the screen>MESSAGE FROM UNKNOWN NUMBER<>???: "Hey, son.">Your throat feels like someone just stepped on it>A: "Fuck off with that.">You put the phone back down>Hop out>You see breakfast on the table>Scrambled eggs>A stack of three pieces of toast>One with just butter>One with Jam>One with Peanut butter>A: "Oh, hot shit-licking damn.">You munch>You crunnch!>Muscles appreciates it>However>He wants>mOREEE>A: "You're really serious about this bulking thing huh?">Muscles conveys that he is deadly serious. That we would gladly consume things on his own were he able to.>You check your egg>It's heart is thumping inside the shell>The outer layer feels oddly more dense>Less pliable>You feel as if now it would no longer bounce when jostled>A: "Not long now.">You poke your head out the door>Finally comfortable in some of your normal attire>To see the wreck of your house still there>Cleaned up a tad however>The skeletons are hard at work>Dragging rubble and debris into all the neighbor's trash cans>Luna's watching form the sidewalk>Guarding herself from the glowing sunrise with a tiny umbrella>Her hat is different once again>It looks fanciful>It's bright white>With a little blue ribbon trailing off to one side>L: "Good morning, dear.">A: "Mornin...">You waltz up to her>She wipes your eyes a bit>L: "Did you sleep well?">A: "Like a bird in a cat's ass.">L: "Poor thing.">She whispers something to your temples>The headache fades>L: "Did you like breakfast?">A: "Haha, yeah.">L: "Did you eat the worm?">A: "Did I wh-">L: "So that's a yes. Excellent.">E: "Pardon meh, mashta.">You turn to see the Puritan skeleton with glass eyes looking at you>E: "The Laydeh says you'll be at classes this day. Jubilation. Sanctification. We celebrate it...but uh...">He leans down to you, a spider pushes one of his eyes to the side and crawls around his head>E: "What of us? Howah can we serve you today?"What do?
>>2002999Amateur dream interpretation go!Scales? Toffee? Dragon son?Hi Luna!Hi dead demons! No Not Roby!!!Towns still in danger, yep, saw that coming..........We need to know who the winged beast is, we need to know yesterday.It looks like we are being torn between our connections to people (threads) and our meteoric rise to Divinity.Other than that...Choosing the lesser evil is still choosing evil.We must choose between connection and divinity? No. We will find our own path, if that is what we truly must do.Glosserick is the nearest thing to a tier 0 entity in this universe. But he is alone. His thread is wrapped in and around itself. Not connected.If we have to choose between ultimate power and love what will we decide?[SPOILER] Fuck false choices.
>>2003161>text dad "If you want to live, keep running.">to skeletons "Get yourselves cleaned up, ask mom for help getting some new meat. You are injured. After that enjoy some great TV.">Turn on the 700 club or some Crusade documentaries.
>>2003161You will be Luna's workforce for the day until our return, unless she says otherwise, in which case come to the school and wait for me.
>>2003161Good morning to you as well.Continue to remove rubble.Three of you shall stay in the housevator to assist me should I need it (can we get them a deck of cards or something?), the rest of you...I want you to go to the ocean, search the sea floor around Town. Venture out as far as you dare. After that return and tell me if you found anything magical, or alien. Avoid being seen if at all possible, and take no lives.
>>2003161>Guess you work for Mom for the meantime. Try to reign in any monuments to my glory or whatever. An obelisk is fine, though.>But one of you is going to stay at Janna's place as, like, a general handead man, loveslave, whatever.>Mobilize for school.
>>2003161Also, I like your hat.
>>2003161>"John, I never want to see you again. You beat me and mom repeatedly, and I have the feeling that you are using your drinking as an excuse to be a miserable human being. Leave this town and never contact ANYONE i love again, or else you will have exactly half a second to regret ever crossing my path again. goodbye."
>>2003161Wait, also task some zombies with stealing a car and taking it to Herr Doktor
>>2003161Supporting >>2003229though our wonderful Moleman Doctor is all the way in Mewni, which is in a whole different dimension. Therefore, I suggest they relocate it somewhere we can find it.
>>2003161Not really interested in talking, messaging or interacting with 'Dad' at all. Actually don't want to.>>2003161I'd ask you skellies to try and find as many of your compatriots remains as you are able, but I don-t think it's wise to allow skellies to run around in the middle of the day completely bare.How many of them are there and what's the Tax on our WILL?We still got several things to do.>Send METAL and some electonics to Wondervon for him to work with. The abandoned cars behind school should work.>Figure out a where we can get a dance with a queen for the Wizard.>Check on Dirt Bro.>WARN HEKAPOO about Ludo having some demon-looking scissors.>other stuff.>Do the Nightmare stuff with Sky- I mean STAR.
>>2003277>>2003161yeah, lets make sure Hekapoo gets warned AND that Wondervon gets that tech
>>2003161You know that might not be our ACTUAL dad. Considering we'd have dad's phone. Could be the old guy from the MIB just addressing us like that.
>>2003161Support for skele-orders >>2003199...Support for misc >>2003277
>>2003277Supporting~Still want to compliment mom's hat, when a lady put effort into her appearance one should appreciate it.
>>2003316Mmmmm, text back, who is this? Pretty sure I don't have a father.
Technical Difficulties. Please Stand By. Ignore any message besides this. We were never here. Your regularly issued quest runner will be restored shortly. Some cloning defects are to be expected. Ignore these.Thank you Citizen
I AM RETURN!>It's time to oil up>>2003277>>2003277There are currenty>12 SKELETONSWhich are reducing your maximum WILL by..>-6 points>A: "Alright, lads listen up.">The skeletons drop what they're doing and wander over>Some are carrying junk in their mouths>Others are riding piggyback if they lack legs>Others still are just heads, coordinating the movements of a collection of other abandoned bones.>A: "We took it hard last night.">L: "Hard and deep.">A: "Yes, very deep.">L: "To the nth.">A: "Past the balls. We put the balls inside and wriggled them around it was so deep.">A silence meets you>A: "Right. Analogy too far.">You march around the rubble, waving muscles like a general's baton>A: "We must recover our ranks! Finding the remains of your brothers and skelesisters should be our number one priority!">You look over to Luna>Grunt>A: "Also.">You point>A: "Everyone tell my Mom she has a lovely hat.">The skeletons shriek like glass and nails having a breakdancing competition on a chalkboard with lumbar issues>"Beautiful hat, madame.">"Splendid shade of Robin's egg.">"Can we have hats? It'd be so lovely to wear a nice hat.">"Hats are a sin, Delilah.">"So! The master likes it!">"The rules don't apply to him or madame! They're the ones in charge!">"Oh.">You know you've got a lot to do>So you make a list in your head>Get your other skelmans>A: "Shit. How am I gonna disguise you?">L: "I have some notions.">Being the good boy you are, these notions interest you suddenly>L: "It -is- some sort of skeleton worship holiday soon is it not?">A: "Uh...Halloween?">L: "It's so garish. Yet these fine people seem to fit the bill for it's decor.">A: "Oh- OH! HAha!">You get it>Why hide them?>Tis the fucking season.>You pull out your phone and start dealing with the little things>A: "Get on with it, boys. Clean the place up and get your other boney-bruds back together.">"What if we are to meet resistance, sah?">A: "Do no harm. Cause as much trouble as you like.">A chorus of rattling chuckles meet you>TEXT TO HEKAPOO>A: "Hey. Ludo's got new scissors after Tom went to mug him. Something's up. Something fucky.">You stare at the screen>No response>Not even to the last message you sent>MESSAGE TO JANNA>A: "Hey.">Ja: "Can't talk.">A: "Why?">Janna sends you a picture of Marco's open Locker>Ja: "Busy.">A: "Have you seen Dirtbro?">Ja: "Who?">A: "That homeless guy I hang out with sometimes.">Ja: "Yeah, actually. Deep woods near my bus.">A: "Danks.">Ja: "Want some of Marco's stuff?">A: "Just his parents, really.">Ja: "Haha...same.">You're off to school>OR ARE YOU!?>Go to school>Go look for DB>Other
>>2003437Check in on Hekapoo before trying to go to school.
>>2003437>>You stare at the screen>>No response>>Not even to the last message you sentYeahOk.This is too fucking.Back before Tom's attack she used to answers us practically IMMEDIATLY because of time differences between her dimension and Earth's.Something's up. This is the second time we text her and she's still given us no answer.We need to check on the Poo before we go school.
>>2003437SCISSOR PORTAL AND DUMP ABANDONED CARS TO THE PROF. LEAVE A NOTE REMINDING HIM TO NOT PULL ANY SHIT AND THE GOODS WILL KEEP COMING.>IMMEDIATE PORTAL TO HEK'S HOUSE EXPECT HEAVY RESISTANCE
>>2003437quickly check on Hekapoo, something is fucky
>>2003474supportbout time we start dealing with sidestuffs
>>2003437Check Heka. Besides being our friend, if someone is targeting the MHC I want to know who and why.
>>2003437Last time I checked we couldn't just teleport to Heckapoo's realm.So im down for heading up the junkyard for scrap metal then heading to class.
>>2003488While I do wanna know about the HMC, Anon's doesn't particularily know of the organization, only individually knows Heka and Omni.
>>2003437>Find Dirtbro>Take a picture of our house and tell the teacher our House Is Missing, so we can't come in>Task some skellies to raiding the dump for metal and junk to give to herr Doktor
>>2003437>go check on Dirtbro
>>2003437Go to school
>>2003492>Last time I checked we couldn't just teleport to Heckapoo's realm.We have Scissors?
>>2003437Call some skelebros back, put on mage armor and brace for combat. Then go check on Hek.
https://youtu.be/riwxbh_n_WM?list=PLDmls1XUBoqyJz2ffxmovUCUsbx4JTZc9>Something's not right>Wrong even>You know Hek>She's full of sass>Has a titanic ass>She'd never leave someone unread>You whip out your scissors>Luna notices your distress>She snaps her fingers, dropping your Skelemen's command to rummage and scoot>SHHHRRRIIIIIIP!>It opened>The portal to Hekaworld>Did she drop her guard?>You jump inside>It's black>Pitch black>You fumble for a moment>Feel something cold in front of you>You don't need to fear the dark>FWOOOSH!>You light it with the power of fire you wield>Coals beneath your fingers ignite>The forge>It barely ignites but illuminates the castle around you>Which is dark>Empty...and ice>Fucking>Cold>A: "Hek!">You scream>Your voice echoes through to the cieling>Your breath hitches>You search for the d->A: "No.">The door's gone>Not torn off>Not broken>Just gone>That huge set of wooden doors>Vanished>Only soot stains remain where it used to be>Why is it dark outside?>The sun never really goes down in this part of her plane>You rush outside>See barely anything>You send message after message>Your breath goes faster>Your mind races>No Response>No Response>No Response>No Response>Fuck it>You facetime herhttps://youtu.be/7jpJn4C16QU?list=PLDmls1XUBoqyJz2ffxmovUCUsbx4JTZc9>You lower the phone>See a light ahead of you>It's orange>Warped and dim>You rush for it>It's something nearly crumbled to plastic dust>The screen is bent and cracked>It's charging now>Gaining strength from the forge you've lit>You push it open and see her screen>Her background is a lit match>She has over 300 unread messages>With one she was trying to send>MESSAGE TO RHOMBULUS>H: "Hey. Let the blue-man know I'll be out for a while. Gotta go get some stolen scissors back from the little pink pri- er[98fghERGFP98WRH">There's an attachment to the message she never sent>You open it>Inside you see Hek>Being tossed forward>As something that billows smoke and fire comes barreling through the wall behind her>It has machine parts in between organs and bones>A smokestack shaped like a praying demon emerges from the top>You see a driver of some sort at the front>With 5 eyes arranged in a star pattern>Your hands are shaking>Someone came>...and took her>Your worst fears are already confirmed>L: "Engine 6-6-7..."What do?
>>2003589Rip and Tear and hunt. Check with the good doctor and Star.
>>2003589>Send the video to Star and Marco, assuming they haven't blocked us, tell them to show Gloss.>Ask Luna about the "Engine"
>>2003589>Go to hell, Anon.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxOzULkqTuA
>>2003589>Hekapoo was a demon>we told Tom to get a demon heart that Won't get him in troubleFUCK
>>2003589>send out a group message to the rest of the Magic High Commission through her computer set up>tell them that we found Hekapoo's place like that and send them the video file along with our phone number
>>2003589Omnitraxus Prime seemed to know Hekapoo well.Hekapoo introduced us to him.We already know who did this.
>>2003589>Ask Luna about it.>INTERROGATE Tom about it, use Star's hunt tonight as a bargain chip.Tom said he made a deal with Ludo, now Ludo has weird scissors.
>>2003589>Restore the Forge. A demon is more than just an entity. This is her place and her home. Light up the forge, stoke the coals and provide an anchor for her power to return>Blast every contact on that phone that Hekapoo has been taken by forces unknown>Ask Luna for a new spell that handles Demons>Use our soul-bond with Tom to summon him and set a trap.
>>2003589Go to Omitraxus as fast as possible and tell him about this NOW
>>2003589>Send it to Omni, and Star. Ask star to send it to her Gloss, or someone else in the high magic council.>Explain what happened to the best of your ability.>FUCK MUNCHES>YOUR GOING TO SPANK TOM UNTIL HIS ASS IS AS RED AS HIS HAIR.>You cant mount a full on rescue mission to hell though.>You need more skeletons, more guns, more explosive, and more allies.>Text tom that your going to spank his ass until its as red as his hair.
>>2003681>>2003589>>Explain what happened to the best of your ability.I support telling Star and Omni...BUT WE CANNOT TELL STAR ABOUT THE DEAL WE HAD WITH TOM OR WHAT HAPPENED AT QUESTBUY.Part of the deal and all that.Oh. Wait, yeah.We have Tom in Headbook.We should kinda ask him about that heart.And if he alreadypicked the unfortunate donor.AND WHO IS IT
Oh yeah, use Heks phone, she should have most of the magic council on call.
>>2003589>Tom broke his deal, he went after a friend.
>>2003736He can't do it directly, but he can certainly twist things around. Just like we can by not telling star anything. Jackie or Janna aren't bound by the agreement and can let her know what went down.
>>2003749Yes, lets ask Janna, or jackie, or marco to tell star instead.If hes gonna be a rules lawyering little bitch lets return the favor.
If Tom did take Hekapoo then we can fire back by claiming the favor in our contract. We demand that Tom step aside and we take Star to the dance. Either he re-negotiates or we declare the contract completed in which case we break him over our knee.
>>2003802Now is not the time for starnon shipping.
>>2003589Luna seems to know what the object and the engine. Maybe she can give us more info.Also, support telling Omni. We've met Omni before and he's be best equipped to inform the necessary MHC members. Might as well inform star, since Ludo and his new scissors are likely to be her problem too (though, we can't exactly connect them with just this). And we should probably inform Jackie. Top of this thread involved us getting into a fight again over leaving her out of the loop and at an arms length away. If she's serious and so are we, she's got a right to know what's got us distressed this morning...
>>2003802Hell, can we demand his own heart?Tell him he either gives us his heart or swear on it to never see or be near Star again.
https://youtu.be/FofsW1IO-Cg?list=PLDmls1XUBoqyJz2ffxmovUCUsbx4JTZc9>You've never been to hell>You've seen it however>L: "What are you considering, darling?">You almost rip into the air to just charge in>Muscles bristles into a kitchenette of blades and hooks>Luna places her hand on yours>L: "Anonymous.">A: "What!?">She doesn't speak>She lets you figure it out...which doesn't take much>You can't feel fear>Still>You know the kind of things that wait in Hell>L: "There is no such thing as subterfuge in the pit. Lucikron has a grip upon that realm so tight if you were discovered by -anything- he would know. Your very thoughts would betray your intentions. Your mortal soul would ignite the appetites of every nightmare that surrounded you there.">A: "So what do we do?">L: "...Perhaps it's time we try something new.">A: "Anal?">L: "Coordination.">You glare between your phone and Hek's>You snatch hers>Damn>It's so busted and shitty>You light the rest of the torches around you>Stoke the flames in her forge>You can see much more clearly now>There used to be a couch here>A TV>A little red fridge>You even see a picture on the nearest coffee table>You brush off the dirt>It's Hekapoo>A: "Oh my god.">L: "Ohoh I was ~hoping~ she'd have one of these laying around.">It's Hekapoo>Surrounded by Omnitraxus>A goat-teen>A crystal boy who's tied up but looks very happy>...and Glossaryck>These things aren't what catch you the most however>What catches you is that Hek is in the very front of the picture>Grinning ear to ear>She has braces on her horns>and she>is>Teeny>A: "Smol...">L: "Yes.">A: "S-SMOL AND THICC!">You slap the picture down into the couch>A: "I know those guys.">L: "Some of them.">A: "No. I know Omni, I met Glossaryck!">L: "...did you?">Your phone is the hub>The anchor to all this>You grab Hek's cell and grab the numbers you can read>NEW CONTACTS>Lekmet>Rhombulus>SJRRR KringleBap>You send a mass text>MESSAGE TO THE MAGICAL HIGH COUNCIL>A: "HEKAPOO HAS BEEN SNATCHED! THEY TOOK HER WHOLE BODY! SHE'S BEEN DEMON-NAPPED BY OTHER DEMONS!">A pause>Rh: "New phone who dis?">L: "Baaahhh!">O: "Anon? Issat you?">Rh: "Lekmet is right. This has to be another darn prank like Lucikron always has arranged near the Blood Moon Ball.">O: "Hey, kid. How's it hanging?">A: "IT ISN'T! IT IS SUCKING INTO MY BODY BECAUSE I AM TERRIFIED!">L: "Beehhh!">Rh: "Yeah, what Lekmet said!">O: "What did he say?">Rh: "Show us some proof!"cont
>>2003834>>You've never been to hellI mean.We did have Hekapoo send us there back when we met Tom.Right?
>>2003834>>2003834>You try to send the picture on Hekapoo's phone>You try over and over>The glass is trying to stab you>You get desperate>Bite the damn thing>Luna titters>L: "This is a dangerous spell I am about to show you, Anonymous.">A: "A spell?">L: "Indeed.">Luna takes your scissors>Opens up a portal too...>Pure darkness>She reaches inside>Then pulls out a single glittering gemstone>A: "Wussat?">L: "A diamond.">A: "Are you proposing?">L: "Not my style, I'm afraid.">She presses the diamond to the screen>Speaks gently>As her pink glowing eyes turn blackhttps://youtu.be/tNbguviPdks>L: "Fractured. Shattered. Crushed and torn.">You feel the words in your head>Burning into you>Why does all of Luna's magic...hurt so much?>L: "Once loved thing that's died, forlorn.">You mutter with her as the diamond in her grip turns to water>L/A: "Reassemble. Reappear. Sing into my wanting ear the song I need returned so clear.">L: "You cannot die. I need you here.">Crack!>Luna's hat has broken in two>Your eyes reopen>Hek's phone is whole again>A: "Shit yes!">L: "Indeed.">Luna watches as her hat turns into ashes on the floor>L: "Shit yes.">You send the pic>To everyone who was meant to get it>You receive it>Wh->RESPONSE FROM MARCO DIAZ<>On Hekapoo's Phone>M: "Whoah, Hek r u ok!? Hek!"cont
>>2003897>>2003897>RESPONSE FROM THE MAGICAL HIGH COMMISSION<>Le: "Beh.">O: "Oh holy supernova-tiddies we are so boned.">A: "How boned?">O: "Oh, you're not boned. You're human.">A: "Psh. Barely.">Rh: "Are you evil? You type evil-ly.">Le: "Meehh.">O: "Nah. Anon's cool. Just weird. Just like you, Rhom.">Rh: "I'm MOTIVATED! Not WEIRD!">Le: "Meehh behh!">O: "You're right. We need to convene on this. I'll call Glossaryck away from his baby-sitting Gig.">Le: "Behh?">Rh: "Good idea, Lekmet! You take care of the diplomatic stuff! I'll go fetch the Queen!">The Queen>A: "The Queen?">Rh: "Yeah! The Queen of Mewni! She's technically the leader of our council!">The Queen>A: "I need a Queen.">O: "We have big problems today, gents.">Rh: "What do we do once we convene?">A: "I need to help you.">O: "Are you kidding? That's stupid.">PRIVATE MESSAGE FROM OMNITRAXXUS PRIME>O: "That's genius.">A: "What the fuck is that Engine thing?">Luna pipes up behind you>L: "A transport for damned souls.">You look back to your text>O: "An express train straight to Hell.">A: "How do I catch it?">O: "Well that's easy.">Omni sends you some ancient scrawls>Pics of them at least>You see fire>The engine>People being dragged behind it on spiked chains and hooks>You also see...>Just beneath it>O: "Follow the tracks.">BWEEP!What do?
>>2003899>TELL THE COUNCIL THERE ISN'T TIME>PUT ON THEIR BIG BEING PANTIES>LOCK AND LOAD AND GET HERE>WE GOT A TRAIN TO CATCH AND DEMONS TO RIP AND TEAR
>>2003899We follow the tracks! Also, we thank our Mom for giving up something that meant so much to her. In addition, we tell Marco the situation and have him gather Star, Jackie, and Janna (if possible) and get their asses over here.
>>2003899ALSO TAKE SOMETHING OF OURS AND GIVE LUNA A HAT BACK A LADY SHOULD NOT BE WITHOUT A HAT
>>2003899>>2003907>>2003914>>2003925Supporting exactly all of these.
>>2003907Teeeeeechnically. There's plenty of time in this reality since time moves differently in Hek's Dimension.>>2003899We're going to Hell.We better be fucking ready for this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4t40yEju20Oh. and We should explain to Marco.He can, INDIRECTLY give an ecuse why we will probably miss school today to Miss Skullnik.And Star.>>2003897Get ready. Suit up. Put your big boy pants on.Follow the Tracks.Explain to Marco from Hek's phone.
>>2003899>Tell the HMC. Tom owes me a favor and I am feeling a lot less kind towards him. Could you make good use of that?>Call marco and explain what happened.>Text friendos. Tell them a friend? Acquaintance? Got kidnapped to hell and were gonna rescue them. We would like the help, but if you guys need school thats swiggity.Then text... one of your normal friends. Tell them a bud of yours got kidnapped, and ask if they can get your homework. Or notes.
>>2003899>give mom a hug>text Marco back on our phone to get him up to speed, telling him about what we're about to do>follow those tracks
>>2003953Use Susan's Teeth to bring back mom's hat. It's only fair.
>>2003958We can and will kick your ass.
>>2003958You best delet that, friend.
>>2003953>Something you loveDude, let's just use our favorite food. Love that shit.
>>2003899Join the MHC if possible, then get them to help get Hekapoo back
>>2003990Sacrifice our Skye T-shirt.
>>2003899>Go To Hell.
>>2003899>follow the tracks
>>2004076Get down Tonight.
>>2003899Go talk to the HMC in person.
>>2003899Still feel like if IF we're gonna tell any of our mortal friends, Jackie needs to be on that list. And if Marcos got ties to Hekapoo..., he seems a slightly more pertinent person to notify than Star. MHC's doing their deliberation thing.. let them play role of Calvary to our Vanguard... that seems to be Omni's idea as well.
Quest will be a taking a break for an indeterminate amount of time. Thank you for your patience.
>>2004152>indeterminate amount of timeL-Like... days?
>>2004158We, Do not know.The quest will resume... Eventually.Maybe.
>>2003907>>2003942>>2003953>>2004061>You're still half-mad with panic>Your mind is a whirl>Some of you wants to just go>To rip and tear>Some of you wants to meet with these people>These strangers>To get help>Information>Anything>There's so much going on>So much at stake>You miss when all you needed to do was strike back at the world>Before it came at you from all sides>In all manner of ways>Before it snatched at you>Dragged you down>Slowly encircled around your ne->Luna>She's there>You hug her>Tight to your neck>She hugs back>Her hands can't meet on the other side>L: "This cursed little illusion.">She pulls away>Looks you in the eye>L: "You know what you have to do.">A: "I gotta plan! I gotta...gotta get these people to move so we ca-">Luna slowly pushes your phone down>L: "You need to save someone you care about.">A: "...">L: "Leave the talking and scheming for the talkers. For the schemers. What do -you- do, Anonymous?">You don't need any goading>You used to think Luna manipulated you this way>Now you're starting to see>Maybe she was just trying to keep you out of other's hangups>Keep you free>A: "I kick the ass of people that cross me.">So you can be what you need to bed>Your phone whips out one last time>MESSAGE TO THE MHC<>A: "You losers get your fancy pants off and your shit-smashing pants on.">Rh: "He's cursing! He MUST be evil!">A: "...and you must be the brains.">Rh: "I'm the heart!">A: "Even better."cont
>>2004199>>2004199>You walk outside of the castle>There's a deep burnt rut in the dry ground>You can see embers>Still burning in it>You pull the text back up>A: "I'm going after them. I'm gonna figure out where Hekapoo is and save her if I can.">O: "By yourself?">You text Marco>Jackie>and Janna>A: "You guys wanna punch a demon?">Ja: "Is it Tom?">A: "yeh">Janna sends a picture of a knife and a thumbs up>Ja: "Long as I'm back home before Saturday I'm cool.">A: "What's Saturday">Ja: "Date.">A: "...">Well there goes your bluster replaced with nosiness again>A: "Fuckit then.">SHHHRRIIIIp!>You portal back to earth>You see Emily and Ron outside your house>R: "What the FUCK happened here!?">A: "Ever make a joke about banging my Mom, Ron and I will feed you your own ass.">E: "Sweetie we heard about the tornado, how did you make it out!?">A: "Tornado-...Goddamn Jewlizards!">You pop back into the portals>Making it to Hekaworld>You see another portal open>Out of it comes>Marco Diaz>Janna Ordania>Marco slices the air>With a new set of scissors>A: "Of course.">He pops out at the front of school>M: "Hey Uh...Jackie? Jackie!">You push him aside>Step through the portal>A: "AYO MA! I SURE COULD USE SOME TENDER AFFECTION RIGHT NOW IN MY DIRE TIME OF NEED!">Jackie does a double-ollie-reverse from the other side of the portal>She lands>On her hoverboard>She's in her gear>J: "I've been keeping my stuff in my locker.">A: "Das hot.">J: "Hell's hot.">Jackie tosses her hair>J: "Your girlfriend's just cool."cont
>>2004208>>2004208>You can feel how cucked Marco is behind you>You hug your goil>Then gather this party>A: "No Star?">M: "You -want- to see Star?">A: "I wanna come back alive.">M: "She's doing her own thing today. Said it had to do with something else she had planned tonight.">J: "Who knows what that could be.">A: "R-right...">ANONYMOUS>YOU NOW HAVE A FULL PARTY>YOU>MARCO>JANNA>AND JACKIE LYNN THOMAS>Ja: "So when do I get to stab demons in the taint?">A: "As soon as we get to the end of that.">You point to the train tracks>M: "Well...I should have wheels.">Marco whistleshttps://youtu.be/JIpDM1ycSNU>From the sky comes a dragon-like creature>With spiked tires gripped in it's forelimbs>Ja: "Big points for ~Marco~.">He and Janna climb on board>You need to keep up>How do it?>>2004158>>2004158 I did not announce this, friend. Even if I take a while. Please do not presume my resolve.
>>2004212MAKE UNDEAD CYCLE THE LIKES OF WHICH EVEN GHOSTRIDER WOULD BLUSH AT
>>2004212>SUMMON THE RIDE OF THE GREAT NICK>SUMMON THE RIDE OF GHOST RIDER>A SKELETON CYCLE OF BONE AND FLAME>JACKIE RIDES BITCH>JANNA CAN RIDE WITH MARCOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l482T0yNkeo
>>2004212Skele boi motorcycle
>>2004234This. Make a puritan skelecycle.
>>2004212I was weak senpai.This one is sorry.>Ghost rider a motorcycle.>Or a horse.>Or ask Luna if you can use her ride.(A palanquin pulled by skeletons modified for speed)>If all that fails ask somebody.>You don't drive that bad boy to school Marco?
>>2004212>Fleshcraft one of the skeletons into a steed
>>2004234USE OUR SKELETONDUDES FOR A HOLY ROLLER MADE OF SKELETONS!REACH TOM THROUGH VIOLENCE
>>2004212>You need to keep up>How do it?
>>2004212I'm fine with getting on the hover board with Jackie, but if thats not fast enought then we gather the army and do the one thing that we planned to do since the very beginning of this Quest.SKELEWHEELS
>>2004300What a lovely baby carriage.
>>2004304Seemed fitting, riding an Ophanim into Hell.
>>2004212>>2004234Pretty sure it's unanimous, hahaha
>>2004212Isn't Nick cage demon cursed though? We should still alert star, considering her mom's in on this job
>>2004374Nah, he's on a mission from God to fight evil. He cannot die by his own hand. Literally.
>Flaming motorcycle made of skeletons and hellfire.>We are about to ride that shit into the bowls of hell itself to punch a demon in the face.Hold on to your fuckin' asses lads, we are reaching metal levels that shouldn't be possible by mere mortals!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-Su1YXQYek
if we dont make it to level 3 in the next 20 minutes im eating all my dirty toe nails
>>2004234>>2004227>>2004241>>2004243>>2004243>>2004258>>2004250>>2004262>You don't know much about practicality>Safety>Or emotional bonding>M: "Guess I'm leading the way this time around. Don't worry, Anon. You and Jackie can hitch her hoverboard up to the back of Nachos here a-"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsbLgRf0gyE>You've already opened up the door>You're surrounded by skeletons>Your eyes glow with gold fire>M: "and ride...coach.">Bones roll>Rattle>Reconnect>Glass Eyes Skeleton becomes the head-peice>Skeleton filled with Iron nails drapes it's legs down to become the front wheel support>Sam>Giant Sam>Becomes the seat>Highbacked>With higher handles>Luna waves her hand>Weaving purple and black threads with pink highlights>To get the seat nice and cushsioned>The remaining bois ignite the magic inside their souls>They scream>Yet also growl>With thunder>Lightning>The shriek of the banshee>The cry of the damned>The scream of the forgotten>The cry of praise>You can vaguely hear church organ>When you sit on top...>And Rev>Rev!>rrrrrRRRREEEEVVVVVV!!>Luna apparates a new hat for herself>A little black cap with shimmering pink goggles>Jackie pulls out her own helmet>Attaches her hoverboard to the back and sits behind you>You are Anonymous>A young man who is growing every day>Not just in power>In your own self>You have learned you are not just a sperg lord>Or edgy>You're the guy who's gotta get shit done>Not a schemer>A wrecking ball>A: "Demon's just wrote a check they can't cash.">Luna taps the side of your head>Shades appear over your eyes>A: "They fucked with the wrong kids.">BBRAOAOMM!>A: "Now there's hell to pay.">Marco pats his Dragon-cycle>You can't stay cool for longer than this>A: "Why the FUCK haven't you took that to school yet?">M: "She needs more heat than my house can provide to stay healthy. Also, Hekapoo was feeding her. You know. Normal pet stuff.">You blink>From atop your skeleton mount>The bois sing Hallelujah as you kick off>A: "Normal stuff...">NRRRRbRUMRUMBROOOM!>A: "Sounds pretty gay."SESSION END!https://youtu.be/dhKWZNxWIC0cont
>>2004466>>2004466>As you and the party ride along the tracks left behind>You see ahead of you the remains of a portal>You shoot through at the last moments>You see up ahead>With smoke billowing>An iron serpent>Roaring across the landscape>You take off>Smelling the brimstone>Feeling the heat of your new steed beneath you>Knowing>If you don't save your friend>We are all royally HekkedNext Session!THURSDAY! at 7:00pm US CENTRAL TIME!Stay blesst, cowboyLove,QuestP.S.It's time for some fun silliness.We need it drawn.The magnificent SPOOKYdavidson.Let your imaginations run wild!Just like this quest is going.You were -not- meant to discover this.Not until it was too late.
>>2004471The best thing about players is that they take games in unexpected directions.
>>2004471 Looks like it's time to save the day again and give fate the big ol' middle finger at the same time. That's a usual day for us.
This needs to be shared.https://youtu.be/DypF0NKwBBIFucking bless this friend. Look at their work.
So we currently have a spare set of Drake Armor and a Flak Jacket. We should give the armor to Janna and the jacket to Marco.
>>2004574>We should give the armor to Janna>Sneaky dexfag Janna>Give her armor.Bruh
>>2004584If it counts as Light Armor, there shouldn't be a Stealth Penalty.
>>2004593Checking the pastebin shows nothing about what type it is, but it does have +DEX.I take back what I said, the armor would definitely help, though that depends on Marco's stats, considering he's a frontliner with martial arts, his DEX should probably be high too, in which case the party would benefit more from us lending him the spare armor since he'll be constantly in the thick of things while Janna sneeki breekis and takes opportune stabs if the fight against Tom was any indication.We need Marco's sheet Quest, I mean, the guy's helping us save Hek, that makes him an ally right? Even if just temporarily.
>>2004584Drake Scale Armor has special properties that give it the strenght of medium armor but no drawbacks to DEX like it were light Armor, which Is why I wanted to lend one of ours to Janna and hunt a new Drake to get another one for Jackie.
>>2004612>>2004613We also have George's looted Tactical Vest, which counts as +8 AC but with a -3 DEX penalty as it is Heavy Armor.
Since the masterpost doesn't have it, here's the link to the archives and the Discord invititation link.http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Questhttps://discord.gg/WquTt6V
>>2004471I mean. You have us playing as a fate breaking 14 year old. What did you expect to happen. Are you proud of what we became?
https://youtu.be/Pa9s8liHsww>WELL GATHER ROUND YOUNG FAGGOTS AND I'LL TELL YOU ALL A TAIL>BOUT A YOUNG BOY CHASIN' DEMONS RIDING ON THE RAILS>THAT BOY'S NAME IS ANONYMOUS>AND ANONYMOUS IS YOU>YOU'VE MOUNTED ON YOUR SKELEBIKE>YOU'RE GAINING>SO, WHAT DO?>L: "Raw, hi~de.">Luna cracks a tiny whip next to your ear>A: "AH! Watch out with that thing!">J: "I can barely see!">Jackie coughs as acrid smonk billows out of your target>Engine 667>A train sent from hell>That's on the return trip now>You swerve your bike made of singing skeletons out into the wastes>Narrowly missing a cactus that blooms into millions of hooked teeth as you get too close>A: "Where ARE we!?">L: "The realms betwixt.">J: "This isn't like...heck?">L: "Your wholesomeness is delectable, Jackie. Truly it is.">A: "So it's Purgatory.">L: "Quite right. The universes' shrug.">You hit dune>Pop a wheely>J: "Whoah! How are you killin' it like this?">A: "I don't know! I'm pretty much just riffing it at this point.">As you reassure Jackie you hear a roar behind you>Marco>On his own mount>The Dragoncyle>Nacho>N: "SHCRAAWWW!">It takes flight>Revs it's spiked tires>Murdering the crap out of the man-eating cactus you simply dodged>Janna is stoked as a scout fire>Ja: "WOOOOO!">You are nearest the caboose>The train seems to extend miles up ahead>It has no tracks, instead it seems to ride on a tidal wave of non-stop explosions that scream in agony as it rolls>It still has ghostly railsWhat do?
>>2014083>MARCO CANT SHOW US UP>SPROUT SOME WINGS AND FLY>GET CLOSE AND DROP IN>START CUTTING CABS FREE AS WE CLEAR THEM
>>2014083Ride on up to the caboose and take a quick glance to see what the hell Tom's rabbit is up to. Make sure to get the party situated properly. What can Marco do besides melee? We tend to make things go boom when we go melee and he and Janna would be in even greater danger in an enclosed environs like this. Otherwise dismantle the bike and have the skelemans climb aboard as well.
>>2014083Well we need to know if hecs in there...Also.Dragoncycle is still cool as fuck.>>2014095>Do this.
>>2014083>Generate an explosion of our own, use Massacre Wave to blast off the ground and up onto the train, while still on the bike
>>2014095Actually, I take it back. Considering our particular skillset it might just be better for Anon to head to the front to try and disable the train or work from the front to the back, drawing attention from the secondary group that would be Marco, Janna, Jackie, Dragonbike, and skelemans.
>>2014083follow the damn train cj.
Naw take jackie with us we need some back up.>The party scissors their way up to the engine and work your way back.
>>2014083Supporting >>2014109. We're still not in Lucicron's territory/sphere of influence and we should keep it that way.
>>2014083>>2014095>>2014109Sorry to keep on switching it up but the more I think about it the more it makes sense for the entire group to be together. Ride up the side of the train and scissor everyone in near the front, try to disable the engines somehow and then start moving back through the carts.
>>2014133>>2014083I agree, stop the engine and sweep the train
>>2014083I assume we're following the Engine back to hell, though 'd like to know what's exactly going on with it.I'd suggest parring our scissors to the Skeletons holding front wheel so it creates a portal right infront of the bike and ontop of the ENgine, but I wanna know what is going on inside of it first.Do some reconnianseAsk Jackie to pull out our >"Binoculars with integrated Night Vision". out of out Housevator and figure out what she sees in the Engine.
Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d10)>>2014133>>2014109>>2014095Try to have your mind made up from now on, friend. Duplicate IPs making different votes can lead to me getting mixed up. We do not want that.There is too much at stake.>You can see the rear wheels on the train>Inside are a number of shapes that are hustling around just behind the windows and the seats>You can feel Jackie tense up>J: "Are we gonna jump?">A: "Hell naw.">You mentally contact Janna>A: "We're taking the engine. Get ready to hit the portal I'm putting down.">Ja: "Marco smells like gorditas and cologne. What's this in his pocket? Oo~ real leather wallet.">A: "Janna Banana-boat. Focus.">Ja: "HWAT!? THINK LOUDER!">A: " https://youtu.be/6RWxTXcQu5Q?t=2 ">Ja: "AAH! Watch it with that thing!">M: "I'm sorry! It's just the vibration I swear!">Muscles holds up your dimensional blades>You prepare to pull one hell of a sick entranceROLL DEXandWILL!>WHAM!>The back door of the Kaboose has opened>???: "Behgar hooweh!? AYE! GETONOFFAUR TRAIL YAH DIRTY MORTALVERMMITS!">It's a black furred Sasquatch>With a cowboy hat
Rolled 20, 14 = 34 (2d20)>>2014174rel
Rolled 8, 14 = 22 (2d20)>>2014174
>>2014174>>2014174Our lovely stats>Character sheethttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit#heading=h.d9kvn9j3sbnd>Basic Ruleshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit#heading=h.aaff90mhme7l>Inventoryhttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1pf0s8VrRef23OUoV6IiF9gtMG8hQkg1U3XKdEI3GScs/edit#heading=h.au1f38jx02g2>Allieshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1SM7bFhEvC0FVht_ai_TA3diyTQkp6jpOXi1beVWQ_qI/edit#heading=h.v5e4kxm12xpqbless
Rolled 4, 16 = 20 (2d20)>>2014174>"YOU VIOLATED THE NAP SANDYCHEEKS!"
Rolled 10, 12 = 22 (2d20)>>2014174
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>2014166
Rolled 20 + 16 (1d20 + 16)>>2014174
Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>2014174
Rolled 13, 12 = 25 (2d20)>>2014174
>>2014195>>2014203Nice job on the crit for the will but when Quest asks for multiple rolls it's done as just /roll 2d20, not separate!
>>2014221but you cant add dice+2d20+16+6 can you?
Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d20)>>2014174>with a cowboy hatDammit, it's the little details that make all the difference.
Rolled 8, 17 = 25 (2d20)>>2014174Rollin
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>2014174>>2014174re-rrrrrrrrolling for dex!
>>2014276>>2014276...>L: "Pathetic.">A: "Huh?">L: "Nothing, dear."
Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>2014276Go dice go!
Rolled 8, 6, 1, 10, 9, 9, 5, 5, 3, 3 = 59 (10d10)>>2014280>>2014280>>2014280YATAAAAAAA!!!
>>2014283Alright, which one of you broke Quest?
>>2014291he broke himself
>>2014283so which one is chosen between the 8 and 6 posts?
>>2014188>>2014188Dex winnar!>13 total>>2014186+2>17>>2014195>>2014195Will...WINNER!WITH THE NAT.20.>>2014237>>2014237Nat 1s negated.Also, many thanks friend.https://youtu.be/yBLdQ1a4-JI>You feel the bike under you>It rumbles and growls>Rattles and Rolls>You can see Marco behind you>Waiting for the signal>Or->Hey>Hey!>He's looking at Jackie>If he's checking out her ass you->Oh>He's looking at her hair>It -is- pretty flowing and beautiful>Jackie turns>Makes eye contact with him for a second>Marco moves to wave at her>You push back>Making eye contact with him instead>NotinMyhouse.png>???: "DAGOMBLAM THEM FOOLS DASSAWUNWIT DEH ARM BAGGA BOOBOOMBOOOM!">The windows on the caboose fly open>A six-elbowed bug monsters comes out>Along with a skeleton wearing a tattered suit made out of skin>A classic horned and hooved monstrosity>...and a bear>All level guns at you>With your 17 on dex however>BANG BOOM BLAMA!>Muscles snatches the train>Yanks you upward into the sky>Once there>He whips out your scissors>SHRRRIIIIP!>You open the portal>All the way through the air>Down onto the ground>You can see the front of the train>Your bones roll>Luna smiles>The fires reflect in her mirrored black goggles>L: "Hmhm...giddy up.">BRROOOOM!>Jackie squeals as you wheelie up from the force of acceleration>Your SOUL explodes with energy>It's your turn to have a girl go "WHOO" from the fun of riding>Closestthingyou'llevergettoscoring.gif>You feel a set of warm arms hug your waist>A chest meets your back>You choke a little in surprise>Jackie's eyes are foreward>On the engine>L: "Impressive."cont
>>2014348>>2014348>It's a head>Lipless>With white, rigid gums>It's teeth are chome pipes>It has skin, pink and plastique up until it's burned off by the heat of the metal>The front has two slits for a nose that constantly whistle and scream>Around them>A humongous>Screaming face>Who's mouth splits from under it's eyeless front all the way down to the ear>Which is also the door>You can see the 5-eyed conductor>His backward arms expertly pull the controls>He's in an oddly human looking conductor uniform>His mouth is in the center of his face>He's smoking>N: "shreee!">Nacho comes flying through the portal>Marco does a barrel roll to escape the gunfire that spews from the rear car's windows>Janna turns back to the give the demons her version of the bird>She blows a raspberry>While lifting her middle finger>Ja: "PFFFF hahaha!">M: "That's rude, Janna.">Ja: "I know!">She is all smiles>You're at the front, Anonymous>The train is headed straight for a yawning canyon>The conductor has seen you>You don't see HekWhat do?
>>2014356derail the fucker
>>2014356Separate the engine from the other cars.
>>2014356>Derail the train harder than Old Man Henderson derails quests
>>2014356Massacre wave the engine.Specifically where it connects to the rest of the train.
>>2014376Eh, never mind.Boot the engineer off.Take control of the train.
>>2014356>Scissors onto the train, with your bois, gurls, an Marco
>>2014356>>2014372>>2014376Supporting these two while also either talking to the Conductor to make him shut off the train and start the brakes. If he doesn't cooperate? Kill him, perhaps by using the boney lads to hoist him and his many arms out of the train.
>>2014356>Scissor portal in front of the train>The exit is 90 degrees above the ground as far back as we can see from the canyon.>We've all seen portal>CHOO CHOO TO THE GROUND MOTHER FUCKER
>>2014356We need these fucks alive (or at least most of them)
>>2014426>>2014356We need them alive TO figure out their plan.Try to stop the Train First.Then we can Deal with what it contain.If Hekapoo is in the Train we need to make sure she survives, try and not derail the train.
>>2014356Support >>2014372. We got a possible hostage situation. Derailing could cause harm to our Heka-bee. Remove the propulsion, then possibly forcibly brake it/bring it to a halt.
>>2014372>>2014428Support for separatting the engine from the rest of the rain.We need to stop them before they reach the canyon.
>>2014372This. Cruci-Crush the connector portion
>>2014372>>2014376>>2014460>You have to scream over the engine>A: "Think you can ride my bones!?">J: "I think maybe after a couple of months, seeing how we emotionally mature or if we just have chemistry we could probably screw like crazy. You're emotionally damaged, so I'm expecting kinky shit. Or at least like a mondo sized desire to please.">A: "...I feel attacked.">You stand up on the bike>A: "Also I didn't mean my dick.">J: "That's a first.">You eye the train>Where the metal and meat fuse there's a connector that resembles a vertebrae>A: "I'm gonna cut the engine!">J: "What about the demons!">You look down to her>Grin>A: "That's what I brought you for.">Jackie has a look>A lookie look>The kind of look that says>J: "Let's rock.">She pulls her crossbow with her teeth>Loads in a bolt and takes the Bonebike's controls as you LEAP off into the meat-metal!>You shred through a curtain of skin>Several hoses that spray oily blood break as you tumble through>You're in a dark space>It's hot like the inside of a blistered mouth>There are surfaces here that look wrong>Ulcered>You form Muscles up into a blade>No>A saw>No>TWO SAWS!>A: "...no."https://youtu.be/7jbR4pMfxY4>A: "YEssss.">You begin charging Massacre Wave>Your strongest spell>Which is when a tentacle wraps around your wrist>You follow it>Come face to face to what can only be described as a living Ulcer>???: "What are you doin?">A: "Charging my laser.">???: "To do...hwat?">A: "This."What do?>MEANWHILEhttps://youtu.be/WqVRzh07tpw>M: "What's Anon doing!?">Ja: "What he always does.">Janna comments as you leap off your bike and into the train-guts>Ja: "Going for the throat.">M: "He's gonna get killed.">HWEaK!>A door on top of the train cars flies open>One>Then two>Three tentacles come out>They furl open at the ends into a 4-pointed gripper full of razor-ringed suckers>Several creatures, humanoid but clearly boneless emerge from the cart>Then start marching where you just disappeared>They have guns>M: "He's REALLY gonna get killed!">Marco has to duck>As Janna pulls out her knife>Ja: "Psh as if.">She stands on Nacho's butt>Ja: "Why do you think he brought us?">SHE LEAPS!>22 total Dex>She lands on the train>M: "She can't solo those dudes. She needs a distraction...">FWUNK!>??: "SHCREEE!!">One of the boneless men just got plugged>Jackie with the 21 total ranged attack>The creature hisses>It can't remove it's own wide-brimmed hat>It's bretheren target Jackie>Marco knows what he must doWhich will be revealed in the next post!
>>2014500Blam that slimmy face off you.
>>2014500Use Starwalk on the engine
>>2014500>Stay on target https://youtu.be/NnP5iDKwuwkConnector/Engine must go.
>>2014500>Oder the Bone dudes to keep driving sideways of the Engine so Jackie can shoot her crossbow without having to drive.>The bones can do the driving for her.>Janna's already at her thing, and Marco at his as well.>Concentrate on not missing your target. Wouldn't want to hurt someone you care about.
>>2014500second verse, same as the first. Fire at will.
Praise the Lord (Praise the Lord) and pass the ammunition
>>2014544>>2014544>>2014571>>2014571>A: "This."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3SUXnGHO6Q>THOOOM!>You get bombarded with black slimy tentacles>You cackle>Maniacally shriek as you get tossed around like a 1X year old loli in your favorite south-african comic books>18 to hit>Your armor tanks it>A: "AAAHHAHAHAH!">???: "YOU LITTLE FOOL! DON'CHYA REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!?">A: "I'm crashing this train>???: "...">A: "With some survivors.">???:"Is that a referen-">A: "FOR U">CRREAAK!!>The metal is warping>The flesh is burnt>IT BREAKS!>WhapPwapSnap!>The black ulcerus blob rolls it's tentacles into the other car>It's holding on itself>To keep the train together>A: "Hey! No fair!">Muscles curls into a fist the size of a watermelon>A: "I didn't give you permission to fight back!">Meanwhille>Marco rears Nacho who makes his foes like a Taco>By Folding them>M: "YEEEHAWW!">He comes in hot!>Sending Nacho in a swooping pattern right past the enemy!>16 total>The rotating spines on Nacho's wheels graze their greasy hides!>They recoil!>Recurve!>Like slugs who've been doused in salt>One of them pulls it's teeth out from it's noseless head>Yellow>Flexing in their gums>Then it fires it's gun>19 total>BLAM!>NACHO HAS TAKEN 15 DAMAGE!>N: "REGH!">M: "NAcho!">Marco tries to stabilize>22>He nearly crashes>Still>He crashes on the train>M: "Nacho! Are you ok!?">N: "ehhhrr...">Nacho chirps>Like an infant bird>Marco can see the wound>It's black and oozing>M: "Nacho...">The belching squeal of the boneless one's approach get's Marco's attention>He turns to them>Takes a combat stance>M: "I guess this is pretty serious.">He cracks his neck>M: "So am I.">Which is when Janna crits on sneak attacc>SHUNK!>stabstabSTABSTABSTAB!>???: "REEAAUUGHH!!">Ja: "HAHAHAHA! DEMONS BLEED SO FUCKING GOOD, DIAZ GET IN ON THIS!">You are in an octopus chokehold>The train is still rolling>Your friends are fightingWhat do?
>>2014734THAT MASSACRE WAVE IS GOING THROUGH THE CENTER OF THIS ENGINE
>>2014734>HUNGERING FLAMES>ROLL TO TIP THE TRAIN OVER
>>2014734>Feel the urge to tell Janna to calm the fuck down.>Laugh>Have muscles cut this boy tentacles off.
>>2014734Combust ourselves to make him let go, after that, Cruci-Crush him to send him under the train's wheels and do further damage.
>>2014734Monster is trying to hold the train together? Crucicrush time!
>>2014734Hungerflames the bastard.Been a while.
>>2014734HUNGERING FLAMES ON THE OCTOPUS SLIME, FOLLOWED BY COMBUSTION.Does this engine run on Coal? Souls? Try and not get Blown to Pieces my missing.
>>2014753>wanting to increase the weight of the thing currently holding onto us>it's currently holding onto our neck
>>2014764>>2014734Also, We should Mind Read the train wagons to try and find Hekapoo.Also also, incase of a Spellcaster we should consider using Mind Scream. I don't think Marco uses magic for his nerve point attacks, so all of our allies should be fine.
>>2014776>If we work it just right, we can use the cruci-crush to cleave it in half
>>2014776Yeah, misread that part, switching>>2014753>>2014734Hungering Flames
Reminder Hungering Flames doesn't actually do Fire damage. It forces Disadvantage on all rolls until a save roll is passed.If you wanna light the guy on fire, the spell is Combustion.
>>2014792Okay do both then
>>2014792Yeah, disadvantage means that he has it on holding us AND holding the train together.
>>2014734Hungering Flames, for reasons specified by >>2014795 .
>>2014778whats the sauce for the pic my dude?art looks nice
Rolled 7, 7 = 14 (2d10)THE VOTES!>Burn the bastard who's hugging your jugular2 votes>Hungering Flame4 votes>Slice>Dice>Make him bleed so nice1 vote>Flip the fucking train1 vote>InnerSabine.png>Combust yourself2 votes>Muscles glows>His bones flash white as you empower him with the sucker punch>A: "Let go.">???: "Naw.">WHACK!>WHITE FLAMES CONSUME THE ENEMY!>???: "rrrr! AH'LL SUCC THE LIVIN' ESSENCE FROM YOUR EYES!">You feel tentacles try to wrap tighter around your body>The pustule head of your opponent widens out into a micron-thin snail mouth filled with ROLLING WAVES OF TEETH>23 total>Even with Disad>FWIP!>???: "Whoah!">Jackie just took a surprise shot>Just before you were swallowed up Android 18 style by that hose of a mouth>BBRROOm!>She's standing on your bike>Like a damn skateboard>J: "Grabbers offa my dude, man.">Her bolt missed but it went right past the bastard's head>Which gives you timehttps://youtu.be/3zv8ztggOHQhttps://youtu.be/1xqMY8UAGgg>To cast combustionANONYMOUS! ROLL WIS!>A: "Single target PVE op.">PWING!>Jackie has to almost jump back onto the skelecycle>A bullet just bounced off the ground and nearly hit her thigh>You can see an accordion-like arm leaning out of the engine room>Holding a crank-pepper box>A matching one nonchalantly ashes a cigar out the windowcont
>>2014892Looks like a Plague of Gripes sketch
>>2014895>>2014895>MEANWHILEhttps://youtu.be/16p_D3usN0w?list=PLtQEQLn55TDCwsFamSQ8nbD5vLK2I7b2h>Marco's poised>Ready>CRANk!>When the train car beneath him peels apart!>???: "BEEHAWW! YEDIDNLY DUN THINK YA WAZ GUNAOWNGITDISTRAIN WIFFOUTME SAYIN DIJEH!?">The Sasquatch>He's rammed his head through the roof>CRCNH!>CRRUUUNNNCH!>Then climbs his way up>He stands triple Marco's height>His fur waves in the roaring wind>He looks back>Sees the canyon and grins>???: "HEHAW! NAWYA'LLCONGEDDIT ONCEWEHITDEH STOP WE ALLLLL GONNABURN!">Marco doesn't look at him>He does however>Crit by elbowing him in the groin>M: "heeYAH!">THE BONELESS ONE'S FIRE!>The three -not- being stabbed in the chest and face by Janna>A crit>a 19>a 10>MARCO ROLLS HIS DEX SAVE AGAINST RANGE!>17 total>He pushed the sassy boi in the way>???: "EEEEYAAAAHHHWWWW!!!">Janna's victim is mad with stab-based agony>It blunders over to the side of the train>She doesn't see it in time>She tries to bail>She fails>Ja: "Ah!">She barely catches the window!>Hangs on by a set of enamel based glass panes!>Ja: "S-somebody! Hellp!"Now roll!
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2014895Since you asked for WIS
Rolled 16, 5 = 21 (2d20)>>2014895AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 17, 2 = 19 (2d20)>>2014895>>2014898
Rolled 14, 9 = 23 (2d20)>>2014895>>2014898
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>2014898DONT FUCK UP
Rolled 13, 14 = 27 (2d20)>>2014898
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>2014895roooool
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>2014898
Rolled 13, 18 = 31 (2d20)>>2014898
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>2014911I'm an idiot
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2014898We are getting very close to death very often.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>2014898>>2014914Rolling for the second.
Rolled 15, 14 = 29 (2d20)>>2014895Check these double 1s.
Rolled 12, 6 = 18 (2d20)>>2014951>no u
Rolled 13, 17 = 30 (2d20)>>2014898
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2014898
Rolled 6, 15 = 21 (2d20)>>2014895
Rolled 15, 2 = 17 (2d20)>>2014895Double Nat 20s coming right up
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2014898!!!
I AM RETURN!Care to make deal, Anon?I'll roll again for your WIS attack and you can enjoy your life and drink plenty of water today.bless.
Rolled 2, 8 = 10 (2d10)>>2015013I now roll the actual dice.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>2015013????
>>2015013Is it the two or the eight?
Rolled 7, 2 = 9 (2d20)>>2014898>>2015013Is it time to die?
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>2015013
>>2014912>>2014912THE WIS WINNAR!>19 total>>2014911+2>21 totalhttps://youtu.be/GofDx3eipyM?t=21>A few embers boil in the creature's gut>Light escapes it's black and jelly-like skin>It sizzles>Tries to resist>It tightens it's grip>10 total>It slips>Struggles>Screams>KRABOOM!>You go one way>It's body goes the otherANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 11 DAMAGEOCTOBOI IS TAKING AN ONGOING 2 DAMAGE>Your head smacks into the back of the engine>Black tentacles barely hang on to the bones the rise from mutant meat and wires>Octoman gets a 14 total>Not nearly enough to hang on now>A: "HAHA! It worked!">It worked indeed>The cars are pulling away>You're quickly seeing them lose momentum in the empty wastes>It worked...>...you are still on the engine>A: "Oh Fuck!">You lean out>You're screaming ahead now>Without the cars the front engine is a beast unlike any other>The jaws on the front of the train slowly open>Wider and wider>Until it's throat, pounding out smoke and sparks points at the sky and vomits a sound that turns the ground beneath you into chalky soothttps://youtu.be/JBIOYWjyqTY?t=2>Jackie knows what's happening>She kicks the Skelebike into as high a gear as she can>BRRRRUUUmMM!!!>She heads for you>Another arm ejects from the engine>Holding the pepperbox sideways>Brrrraakakakakakaka!>Jackie swerves>Yet her course is defined by the path of the bullets>A: "Jackie! Back off! You're gonna get sprayed!">J: "Hell...no!">She hits a left>Hard>Hard enough to send the bike into...>L: "A spinout."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz68j1pXrLE>Due to adv on all riding checks>Jackie gets a 25>The enemy gets a 24>J: "INCOMIIINNNNNNG!">Wham!>J: "Mama's here!">L: "How lewd.">A: "Jackie, I can fucking fly what are you doing!?">Jackie just grabs your collar>Pushes off of the engine>J: "Not giving them a clear shot.">She just hits the breaks>BRRRRAchopchochochop!>The cycle winds down>You fly backwards into the dirt>The bike throws up so much soot and grime it can barely be seencont
>>2015079>>2015079>BRRRAAKAKKAK>Goes the enemy firearm>18 to hit>All shots go wide into the smoke>You hear the train whistling and moaning as it tears off toward the canyon>It reaches it>Then divebombs toward the bottom>As it descends you see fire>So tall and so hot you can feel it from the 100 feet you are away>You shield Jackie from the side of the bike>She cluthes your shirt>Then when you pull away from each other your eyes meet>She's covered in soot>You're covered in demon blood>She touches your face>Your heart races>???: "SHEEEAAWWW! WEBEUNSTRANDED! GETALLAYAH! GEETEVERYBODY! COMEON! WE GOTSSOME HIIIIJACKERSTAHBESKINNINUPANDSERVIN WITNEXTUESDAY'S SUPPER!">J: "Were those ever words.">A: "Cockblocked by a cryptid. Awesome.">You both turn back to see the rest of the train>It's stopped>It's also crawling with demons>They pour from the undercarriage>The cars>The Sassy is still alive>Clutching a wound that seals slowly under his hand>You've caught the dragon by it's tail>Now you have to tame itSESSION END!NEXT SESSION SATURDAY 7PM US CENTRAL TIME!Stay blesstlove,Quest
>>2015080Thanks for running Quest!
>>2015080>The flames>The Soot>The intense heart racing moment of possible first base>[Hillbilly Hell Noises]Fffffffffffffffuck you big foot go hump your dirty ape cousins in the zoo you bestiality encouraging yiffing fucker!Still had fun, also imagining that scene was amazing, I feel like a movie did something like that with the bike flying towards the camera as it falls to pieces but I cannot recall what.
>>2015117And just like that one comic by making him our woman our Momma will still be our Momma!
Speculations abound but episodes 8b and 9a feel like they could almost be a canon variant of our thread 20 and 21...
>>2015080Mmmm. Have Janna drive us around while we shoot? Show these plebeians how good mounted combat can be?
>>2019155Janna is still bleeding from her side and clinging from the train.
>>2019289BfB some demons to heal party members? I don't think we have any other heal methods, unless Marcos got some crazy first aid skills for being the safe kid not completely improbable. We've got the funions, but they would also stunt the growth of levels and improvement in our party, and it really feels like J and Ja need some proper stat gains if we want to continue bringing them along.
SESSION START!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFa1-kciCb4>Gal dernnit Anonymous>Ya realleh did it this time.>Chased a demon train down in the deserts a' purgatry>All to save a friend from tha clutches a Hayull.>Yer standing in the open plains of the realms betwixt>Ya can't see the sun, but feel hot from the light bein' diffused down through the smog like clouds>Behind ya, a Canyon as deep as the Grand>Where the engine escaped tah>It divebombed down into that hole like a snake into a gully>However>Due tah yer efforts, the cargo got left behind>Every car>Stretching back for nearly a mile>Which is filled>Wit Demons>BLAM!>K: "AAAIIIGHT! THIS HEYABEINGPROPERTYOFDEMDARKLORDBOAY! DEVILHIMSELFPAYME! AIN'TNOBODEHGOTSAUTHORITEHTAHBEO'VERNYON SNATCHING UP MY KABOOSE!">Marco emerges from the smoke>Sprinting with Janna on his shoulders>M: "Who -is- this guy!?">K: "MANAME'S KRANK! ANIFFUNITAIN'TKRANKT.MUGGINSOF THEOBSIDIAN PRAIRIE I DUN KNOW WHAT IS!">L: "Krank. Interesting.">A: "Maybe he got it from spanking his monkey so much.">Jackie snorts>Marco looks offended you'd joke about self pleasure at a time like this>Krank laughs>Openly>K: "AAAHAHAHAHA HEDUNGONandMADE A DAMN FUNNEH!"...>K: "FIRE!">A: "OH FU-">You're all standing together>There's close to 100 demons here>It's a shooting gallery of magic and bullets>There's a cow-like skull over there with a single eye watching you>What do?
>>2021156>COMBUSTION + MASSACRE WAVE>Group Get Behind Cover and Return Fire
>>2021156Darkstar between you and them. It's not a shield, but it should eat bullets.If by some sorcery darkstar doesn't effect bullets. Use shield.Also tell your skelebois to sick em.
>>2021156Shield, then send the skellies rolling and run them down. Maybe have them un Gattai and grab said guns. Shoot them from behind while we walk forward.
>>2021156INVERSIONWE NEED OUR BUBBLE
>>2021156>Flash Grenade (x1)>Creates a blast of powerful light and noise that disorient enemies.>Forces a DC Finesse saving roll for all targets in view range.>Failing the Finesse save results in being blinded and stunned.Throw Grenad, then follow with.Move to a more defendible position, preferrably using Scissors.. Maybe inside the train?A bottleneck will make their immense numbers irrelevant and we can also seach for Hekapoo in the meantime.Pass a bag of Funyons to Janna, tell her too use her if she gets too badly injured.
>>2021156on second thought, backing >>2021194
>>2021242I suggest casting Either Dark Star between us and them or Inversion to be able to tank hits.Then thro grenade.Then move to a new position.Beat guys in a straight line.Look for HekapooExplosion.Save the Day.
>>2021194>>2021156This plus throw the flash bang at them
>>2021156Dark star would throw off their aim and do some damage.Follow up with flash after the star explodes
>>2021324>>2021279>>2021247>>2021242>>2021212>>2021185>>2021182https://youtu.be/NDVzL0he2Is>BULLETS RAIN>From a zoo of extra-dimensional weaponry>Marco tackles the group over behind your skelebike>A: "Stop! WHat are you doing!?">M: "Saving you!">A: "Why?">BRUUEEAAAAHHHH>You cast Dark Star>The air is siphoned away>The light pouring in from the sky bends>The bullets swerve on their path>Some are too far out, and get slung off into the desert>The rest are sucked directly into the void>BLAMBAMBIFFBANG>M: "Because this is crazy! Monsters don't have guns!">J: "Technically these aren't monsters. They're demons.">Ja: "Aw, thanks Jack. Real astute observation there.">J: "Janna, get up stop being a wuss you just -nearly- fell off the train.">Ja: "The ground's comfy tho.">A: "You know I think there's something I forgot about here.">M: "Uh, maybe warning us that we'd be fighting an actual -army- of the servants of hell?">A: "What kind of bitch ass adventures does bug-butt take you on?">J: "Anon.">A: "What?">J: "Say it nicer.">A: "How nice?">Jackie eyes Marco>Pulls open one of his eyes>J: "Oh yeah. Gentle soul.">She turns back to you>J: "Like a weenie.">You sigh>Exasperated>A bullet ricochets off your bike and takes the very tip of your ear off>You don't move>Everyone else jumps>You just go right into speaking to Marco in his native tongue>Like a bitch>A: "My kind of adventures are usually... "Differently Challenging" than yours, Marco. I would ap-...">You swallow>A: "Appreciate it.">You gag>A: "If you didn't insinuate I deceived you for your help.">Those last three words came out through gritted teeth>L: "Tell him how you -really- feel.">A: "That might get pretty gay after gets really violent.">A: "Oh!">Ja: "What is it?">WHap!>You've slapped Janna in the chin with your sack>Your sack of healing chips>A: "Eat these. Also, everybody GET DOWN!">SHRRRKKFFKKK>Marco is already ducking>Jackie has pulled you down behind the bike>Janna is sitting up finally>Ja: "Why are we ducking.">A: "Cause one this spell is over i-">KRAABOOOOOMM!>ExplodesROLL DEX SAVE, ANONYMOUS!>Or write in a slick escape planEither wayWhat do?
Rolled 7, 7 = 14 (2d10)>>2021448>>2021448The diceBless ya, partner
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>2021448>>2021448
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>2021448DODGE
Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>2021448
Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>2021448ROLLEMUP
>>2021448>Scissor a portal directly below you?You have them...
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>2021448Muscles raps up everyone to us when we jump on bike, Shield, then drive into the storm. Ride our bones....TO VICTORY! Also make spikes pop out of every part not filled with squishy party members, bone bike gets spikes out too.
Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>2021448Muscles buffer against the bike to hold it place. If we jump out of there with the scissors, the others will get hurt. We need to protect them
>>2021495Oh fuck you dice
>>2021448GRENADE.Then Escape with everyone (including bikes)into the train or behind it outside of the view of the demons.Then we can do one of several things:>Sneak around the train and look for Hekapoo before fighting resumes.>Do like a maniac and Jump right in the middle of their troops with Inversion cast on, and meele them all to death where they can shoot you in fear of hitting each other.>Keep Spamming Dark Star in the middle of their regiment while using the train as cover.>Something else that I haven't thought of.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>2021516>>2021448oh, and dice.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2021448
Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>2021448>we've yet to secure the hostage.>overwhelming numbers>think we can 'Battle of Cannae' these fools?
>>2021477>>2021477Hm...I received doubles. So did you.I believe this calls for a SPECIAL EVENT!>19 total>No bonuses>Anon's SP is 19>Just>Barely>Lucky boyhttps://youtu.be/RVSecWR5YgY?t=135>Muscles is what saves you>He threads himself into the bone-bike and spreads the meat-skeleton wall out>You feel shrapnel and bullet bits snarl across your shared skin>You back aches from the shockwave>When did things like this stop being so traumatic?>Are you that much stronger now?>Must be>You lower the shield>The train is swissed>Cheese, that is>With compartments and cars ripped to pieces by the bullet hell>About 1/3rd of the demons are even still standing>Their bodies have either been shredded to meat-bits by their own bullets or burned to nothing by darkness>You say the word "Darkness" out loud, sounding surprisingly similar to a synthesized voice in a Kingdom Hearts video game parody>Inside the cars you see energy flowing>Containers are inside>Some are broken, and those broken are releasing the energy>You almost can't make it out>Your mind seems to perceive the presence more than your eyes>Still, you can definitely tell the more important and well guarded containers were near the front>With an extra-large one>Sealed with cleansing runes and binding chains>In plain visibility>M: "Anon.">You look to Marco>M: "I don't really know this Tom guy...but he doesn't strike me as the kind of dude to let this go unanswered.">A: "People always want revenge for something, Marco.">You hold up your arm>Muscles forms into a bladed middle finger>A: "I got the same answer for all of em.">You get up on your bike>Ready yourself for a charge>The demons are in disarray for now>That large container is glowing>Almost generating a smell>Of burnt things>Metal>Oil>Like a dirty forge>L: "Souls from your world and others all behave differently than the ones from my own. It would be an interesting study. Perhaps we could dissect one.">M: "You frighten me.">L: "Good."What do?
>>2021659>>2021659Lucky number 7s, dub dub 7s, and 19 on the dotWe need Hek's container open PRONTO. Marco and Anon can probably hold off the 32-34 stragglers while Jackie delivers Janna to Hek's container for a breakout.With Hek out, we can GTFO without issues
>>2021659Ride forth like a force of the apocalypse we are, cut down anything still standing, send the others to search the train for Hekapoo, jail break anything that doesn't look like it will immediately kill them while their at it.
>>2021659>RAISE THE FALLEN TO SLAY THE LIVING>Focus on keeping the demons occupied>Team get that fucking crate open
>>2021659>Book it to that holy container, and crack it open.>Marco, tom tried to kill me and take my scissors at quest buy. He threatened to kill jackie. And Janna.>Hes been gunning for me, quite hard, before I even met him.
>>2021659First Get hek out and kill all the demons and then plunder as many souls and loot you can and put it in your magic door
>>2021659Pass you Grenade to Janna or Jackie, they know what to do with it. Meanwhile Raise the dead that you can to ensure chaos among the enemy.While they are distracted, either try Mind Read on the COntainer to try to figure out who or what's inside and of we should and how to release it/them.ORUse the Skull Lord's Glasses to figure out a weakness in the container or the method to open it.
>>2021696Support but then after loot all the souls and other loot
>>2021659Keep demons busy while the rest get the crates open.Mom, got anything we can use to bottle souls?
Rolled 7, 6 = 13 (2d10)>>2021696>>2021696>>2021797>>2021756>L: "Yes. Leave them in shambles, darling.">Luna laughs>It feels like a massage from living bubblegum inside your head>She does a twirl>As your eyes turn black>M: "Anon?">You don't respond>You just hand Janna your last Flashbang>Ja: "Aw is there Manganese in this?">J: "I dunno who's grenade is it?">Janna looks on the bottom>Ja: "Property of the U.S. goverment.">M: "Using that's probably a war crime.">A: "Good thing we're not at war.">You roll up your sleeves>Crack your neck>A: "This is a genocide.""ROLL WILL!
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>>2021837>>2021836so....who gets it? >>2021824
Rolled 19 + 16 (1d20 + 16)>>2021824What happens if we pile all the demon hearts into a Frankenstein's monster heart, and used that to power the wand?
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>2021824
>>2021836>>2021836>>2021837Clarification post.I have been using 2d10s to ensure that we always have a roll picked.The first post ending in either 7 or 6 is our winner.Which is >>2021836>>2021836Guess you'd better roll for those 20s, eh?Haha~Bless
>>2021864You'd have something...fitting.Very fitting.Something almost as unpredictable as you.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>2021824>>2021867Right well here we go then
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>>2021875... considering that...If we can deny Tom from fufilling his end of the bargin by the cutoff time, he's absolutely fucked.
>>2021893We can rescue Hek, and deny him this heartMake our own heart as a backupForce Tom to kill a general and then we can cancel the deal at the last second for maximum devestation and still have a heart
>>2021893>>2021893Do it. You'll need a core from one of the living ones. Perhaps the mouthiest. It would work the best as it regenerates. You'll need one of these little containers first. An empty one. So you can trap his frightful spirit before it runs off to hell with the rest of them. The fool is tiring that holds back my plans. Soon you'll be free of him and all the other threads, my darling. Do it. Reject the bindings of your contract. Of your place in this life. No word or bond can hold you.Do. It.
>>2021919CHANGE OF PLANS
>>2021919Well i'm down for thisA good Warlock isn't one that pays his dues. It's one that fucks over their patrons and gets away with it.
>>2021864>>2021875FUCKI WISH I HAD COME UP WITH THAT IDEA.
>>2021919DOITDOITDOITODOIT. LET THE CONTRACT EXPIRE, LET TOM SUFFER A BROKEN DEAL, I WANT TO SEE EXQUISITE PAIN FROM HIM
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>>2021986>consider rolling better friend
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Rolled 19 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>2021824Fuck
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>You can't be everywhere, darling>A: "So what do I do?">J: "Anon?">Delegate>A: "Janna. Marco. You two head for the big glowin' ass trash can.">Ja: "What about the demons?">A: "Flash em if they get close. Marco...">M: "...">A: "Don't let Janna get hurt.">Ja: "What do we do with it?">A: "Bring it to me. I'll need it when I'm done kicking that guy's ass.">Excellent choice>J: "You're not going up there alone.">A: "I know.">Don't let her demean you>A: "You're just not going with me.">J: "Well who's gonna keep your dumbass safe the-">K: "HWAAH!!">Yes>The demon bodies rise once more>Demon souls never stay in their corpses, you know>The only reason they've even left bones is because we're here>In a forgotten place>The felled one's souls have all run down to hell>To flagellated for their weakness>This is a soul train however...>You don't need to die a demon to demon's flesh>You can instead use other souls>Like the damned ones these fools were dragging to the pit.https://youtu.be/YuOBGnwtxxQ>Look at them, Anonymous>Do you SEE IT!?>You have such a lovely smile when your power grows>???: "PLEASE!">???: "ABSOLUTION!">???: "PEACE!">You can hear their souls can't you?>???: "FORGIVE US!">Isn't it beautiful?>K: "G-GIT OUTTA HERE! YAH!">He's so desperate>Always amusing>A demon's fear>Fly to him>Get close>Ah>He sees us now>K: "WH-who's in ternation ah damnation ARE yew!??">Well>Answer the man>He should know how to address his own reckoning.
>>2022030"Anonymous, prince of The Dead Worlds, Inheritor of the Void, and the one guy you don't fuck with."
>>2022030I AM ANONYMOUS OF EARTH, PRINCE OF THE DEAD REALITY, AND I AM HERE FOR YOUR SOULREPENT MOTHERFUCKER
>>2022030> I AM TOMS PIMP AND I'M COLLECTING MY RENT
>>2022030>>K: "WH-who's in ternation ah damnation ARE yew!??">Anon and Lunahttps://youtu.be/693T6K6igNk?t=22s
>>2022040Thirding, we don't need a fancy title. Just a simple denotation of the terror we are now. If we want to act like a big dicked swinging asshole we would look no better than Tom. Lets show our subjects the substance to their new god.
>>2022051>>2022051I just want to intimidate him to the point he doesn't attempt striking back
>>2022053We just stopped his entire party, we don't need to do much else but be smooth as fuck.
>>2022062If we work it right, we can get him to sacrifice the hearts of multiple of his men. Taking via supplication is easier than taking by force.Lets make him beg
>>2022030>>2022040NiceShort sweet and simple
>>2022030>"MY NAME IS ANONMANDIUS! KING OF KINGS! LOOK UPON MY WORKS, YE MIGHTY AND DESPAIR! FOR I AM THE END OF DAYS!"[Don't use this/spoiler]
>>2022040Supporting. Short and simple. but feel free to add the appropriate shadow/flame effects for impact
>Stand tall, darling>Yes>He can see your power now>Just like you can see the souls>Damned humans in demon flesh>So novel>An accident>An insult to natural order>Delicious>???: "FORGIVE! USS!">You've silenced them>Oh?>Have you decided to speak?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4t3cFeB8hY>A: "I...am Anonymous.">K: "AwBullshi-">A: "The Human.">K: "AWBULLSHI-">A: "Who forsake his life for something more.">Your voice is so strong>So unique>It trembles between the atoms here>I can feel it grinding under his filthy skin>Janna and Marco are making their move...cont
>>2022459>>2022459>A 23 on her stealth>The demons are too distracted>Too in awe>Ja: "How do we open this thing?">M: "Ugh. What the heck is that smell?">Ja: "It's Ode de Spooke'. Help me lift this!">A: "My power comes from a world of nothingness. Abandoned. Like me.">You're pointed at the damned>A: "Like them.">More are rising>They're surrounding us>Let them have their absolution>So you can take what is yours>I'll give what's mine>To expedite things>L: "Hello, everyone.">K: "WhuZZatinehwo-">Silence>K: "Mrmrmmm!MMMM!!!">He looks better with no mouth>L: "If it's forgiveness you ask...there is none.">Oh, how they scream>L: "Freedom however...">A: "That. We can do.">L: "There can be escape from your bonds.">???: "Freeee USS!">???: "Save Me! SAVEME!">L: "Defiance of your contract.">I'll present you now>L: "A new god. For the forlorn. For man. One that doesn't spring from the inferno. Or wish to see you slaves.">A: "Me.">You>A: "There's never been anything like me.">Reach for his chest>A: "Someone with power...that doesn't let shit-stains stick around.">Can you hear his thoughts>K: "Why? How can youbeDointhis!?">A: "There's no reality ready for a thing like me.">Your eyes are gold>A: "I'm something brand new.">Your soul is so beautiful>White>The song of absolution>Command them>A: "RIP YOUR FUCKING HEARTS OUT! GIVE YOUR POWER TO ME!">They obey>They weep at your glory>Muscles>What an adorable name>He's so eager to dig through the demon's chest>Hes fighting you>He's weeping blood>Behind you!>???: "DIE USURPER!">A sneak attack>It's already been interrupted>That Jackie girl>She certainly cares about you>Her overwatch abounds in it's usefulness>Well, thank her>...A nod>I suppose it will suffice>You have the hearts now>With the Ape-ish one's soul trying to flee>Just as I thought>CRAck!>CRRRACK!>Marco's done it>He's opened the jar>M: "Ha! I knew you had to think pure thoughts to command a seal of purity! Thanks, Captain Planet marathons!">How trite>The soul within is released>...>T: "Hey, kid.">A: "WHAO-">Trashman>How good of you to rejoin uscont
>>2022466>>2022466>L: "We had intended to revive you.">T: "Nah, thanks though.">A: "You wanna be dead?">T: "I wanted tah be dead for years.">A: "Oh...well, go on. Get outta here. Be free.">T: "Can't. Signed my soul to Satan. No matter how far I run he'll find my spirit and take it.">L: "We're creating a solution to that as we speak.">A: "Where's Hekapoo?">T: "Hekawhoo?">Oh->Oh, ANonymous>You're choking the Ape demon>A: "Where's Hekapoo.">I'll return his mouth so he can speak>K: "hECK! HEHAHA!">A: "ANSWER ME!">The forsaken ones are bringing their hearts>The other demons are trying to stop them>Selfish>Jealous>A few are cut down>A: "Answer me or I'll suck your balls out through your NOSE!">K: "Heehehe! TheRebel's...alreadeh secure! Haha! Shebroke herbOunds! Thay'ull be reforged hahah...under tha light of the blood moon!">L: "The demon dance? In hell?">K: "Onleh in Hell for nowah. Hehe...">He's pointing at you>I don't like it>K: "Yourah world...will host it...next.">A: "My world is off limits.">You're taking it>His spirit is trapped here by the jar you're stuffing him into>A: "There's a new deity's turf there now.">The heart ripping free is so delicious>It screams>With all the pain this demon has ever caused>You have it in your hands>Now unto those hands...your servants deliver their prize>T: "So what's dis solution again?">Offer him the same choice Anonymous>A: "Work for me.">Give him a place in the fires of redemption>A: "Fuck Satan.">T: "Yeah, ok.">The light>Your light>Golden fire blooms from the heart you've made>With a trapped demon, surrounded by the souls he intended to collect>All of them scream for freedom>For absolution>Absolution>A fitting name for a golden, demon heart>You've done it, my darling>The first piece to your ascension is complete>The first key to absolute power>To true freedom>Mommy's so proud of you>This chapter shall end for now>We'll meet again soon>Although our war begins anew>With a more direct enemy>The conquerer>The dominator>He'll pay for his arrogance>We'll crash his little party>Soon>Until next time, darlings>What does the fool say?>Ah, yes...Bless
>>2022466Was Luna with us during TrashMania?I don't think so.
>>2022511Well.... Thats a demon heart, fo sho.Also were spanking satan for his bad behavior.
>>2022512She WAS with us when we found him deadShe can also read our mind, so i'm sure she knows about all our adventures while we were gone.
>>2022531Not sure if Browing our minds counts as being able to browse ou memories willingly, though she probably saw them when we remembered him and told her about him.
>>2022511>FUCK THAT SHIT WE DONT NEED A WAND>OPEN A HOLE IN HELL TO "THE HOLE">COMMAND ALL OF LUNA'S ROTTING MAGIC INTO HELL >KILL THEM AND CONSUME THEM AS WE GO UNTIL WE ARE NOTHING BUT A WAVE OF HATE
Also since we broke the contract, text Star all the shit about Tom
>>2022551Anon I know you're mad, but this isn't gonna help us.>>2022572This didn't broke the contract Ark, stop being retarded.
>>2022579Fuck you faggot, You want to be a pussy like marco or do you want to keep the murder train rolling and actually do something instead of just sitting around while Hell advances its plans. Magic council is back that way if you want to sit around plan and shit like a bitch.
Actually, I'm Plan.
I vote to fill the counsel in on this new development immediately.
>>2022617There's a different between trying to take hijack a single train filled with nameless mooks and trying to take in possible one of the most powerful entities in the fucking reality without even a want to back us up.
>>2022640That's why we tear open a portal into The Hole and let its caustic nature act as a foot hold while we consume human souls and demon flesh.
>>2022648>That's why we tear open a portal into The Hole and let its caustic nature act as a foot hold while we consume human souls and demon flesh.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNZFdZnYR44
>>2022698E N O U G H
>>2022698nothing here but corndogs
Friends. A brief announcement post.I will be unable to run on Monday due to some prior obligations.NEXT SESSION THURSDAY 7PM US CENTRAL TIMEThis being the case, I would like to leave you with something a bit more long-term to ponder.A bit more... "Macro" than what we have been up to.>L: "This is quite the development.">A: "I didn't think I could do this.">L: "Let that be a lesson, then.">Luna's smile is angelic>It makes the demon flesh behind her blacken and spark as she speaks>L: "Never doubt yourself again.">Anon, you've made a big time power move>You also now know your friend is somewhere in hell>The MHC have already convened, and thanks to fixing Hek's phone now have all of their contacts>However>There is much to be done>Your engineer in the swamps needs metal>You have a small group of friends, but in the coming days you may need more>Much more>You need a proper base somewhere>No more holes and hideaway dimensions>You have minions in the skeletons>An egg on the way>Plus, your mom will definitely ask about the house soon>Propose your plans>Your pre-emptives strikes>No more just chasing your tail or returning the world's counterattacks>You only need one more piece to your puzzleSo what do, Anonymous?What do now that it's your turn to plot against the world?>Gif courtesy of a wonderful friend>Just like this videohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DypF0NKwBBIBless
>>2024605We could search Hell for a queen?Surely there's gotta be some damned soul we can drag out for a night on the town and then chuck right back into the pit.
>>2024605I imagine we should probably raise some local dead construction workers, rebuild the house so we have a base of operations, also to get biomom off our buttz, after which we fetch the wand, we get the gang together with Starbutt and RIDE INTO HELL
>>2024605Well, we now have an entire train and a host of willing subjects(relatively speaking), have the bone men take the train with the help of the demons and take them to the engineer. Proceed to bring the host back and find a way to hell. Maybe call tom and ask if he wants to party for a bit, keep that shithead in sight for a bit, then have our bois and girls run a train on whatever is keeping Hek locked down, and then free her. >>2024631>>2024634We can do both on our way down.
>>2024605>Your engineer in the swamps needs metal>Mayhap he can help you salvage these demon train stuff?>You have a small group of friends, but in the coming days you may need more>Much moreHmm... Try to make a really good impression on star? As well as the HMC...We should also explore Lunas dimension more thoroughly, she had... that butler thing, maybe she has more... Slaves we could use.>You need a proper base somewhere>We could set up in Hecks forge. Or go buy a nicer house elevator. We could also set up in the HOLE>You have minions in the skeletons>Get our minions full plate, and get them guns. Maybe hire some mercenaries through the mafia?>An egg on the way>Precious dragon son should be aged up.>Plus, your mom will definitely ask about the house soon>Buy her a house elevator, and tell her its hers.
Set up our base in Luna's Castle, then use the scissors to come and go as we pleasewe should also find a way to secure the portal, the only other way into the dimensiononce we do that, we would have the most secure base in the whole gameonly one way in, and that way in leads to the most dangerous enviroment that even most demons would find terrifyingHell, maybe Even Lucikron might think twice before entering a Dead Universe
>>2024605Ok just incase it's not clear, our NUMBER ONE PRIORITY is getting the Wand.After we get the Wand, and the Power/ Authority that come with it, we can start making our move and squaring away pieces of the World for our own.>We send the skeletons to harvest metal for Wondercuck, so he can in turn start production on creating Mecha for us to control and use as an Army.>We go back to Saudi Catrabia, and start that revolution for even more fodder and potential resources. (We can do this immediately after we get the wand made from the wizard that lives there. Taking out that apparently super strong sultan will be a great test for our new powers.)>We need to tame the HOLE, it is our birth rite and the seat of our power. To ignore it is unbecoming, and the Abominations within will be very useful. No need to let a perfectly good Castle/Realm go to waste.Doing any one of these things will boost us tremendously.The only problem is the amount of time each task will take. Considering how fast Anon operates, and the power boost we get from the Wand however, I have no doubts we can get this done before Blood Moon.P.S. Don't forget we have Martha, and her Forest God to use if we need them.
We need to make a preemptive strike>Warn the MIB about the coming incursion by setting up a meeting with their commander, no just some grunt, their leader and lay out what is going on.>Prove to them that hell is real and we should get some options ready, including their "nuclear" options.>Link up our professor with the MIB to advance technology quickly >XCOM this shit so we are ready
>>2025817>>2025823Ahh, the pinnacle of artistic achievement>Memes