>Oh shit nigga' what's this?Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.>How do this work?I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.>How do you do such cool things OP?It's all thanks to you guys.>Why'd you change your name?Because everyone was calling me Moonrunes anyways. LET'S DO THIS!
Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20QuestStats: https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wtDiscord: https://discord.gg/Z4zuRTb=====So.....What's Taka up to at this moment? It's currently the same time as what's happening with Hiki, so nighttime. Plus you got your ass whooped by a little girl last time you were Taka, that was funny.
>>1985683Afternoon MoonmanTaka is working on ninjutsu as of this moment. Gotta mix it up a bit when getting stronk
>>1985697Afternoon Chaos.>Working on NinjutsuWhat, you wanna' be well rounded or something? Pfft.
>>1985683>What's Taka up to at this moment?Crying himself to sleep over jobbing to a loli. So did the real MoonRunes get hit by a plane and go into a coma or something?
>>1985700It's the slowest path, but it leads to no weaknesses. Besides I want to up each of those zeroes
>>1985700SupportWe need to be at least passable in the basics
>>1985713You wanna be a goddamn defeatist? Or do you want Taka to become stronk?
Alright Ninjutsu it is.Roll me some 1d100's.DC 65 for a 0.5 gain. DC 95 for that 1.0 gain.Good luck.
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>1985737
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>1985737What if I get a 100?
>>1985735>You wanna be a goddamn defeatist? >Or do you want Taka to become stronk?Neither really, but maybe some people just aren't suited to be ninja. >>1985714There are still weaknesses, let's not get overconfident.
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>1985737
>>1985739Not bad.I mean you failed at the 100, but still.
>>1985747>Not bad.>I mean you failedIf I wanted to hear that, I'd call my dad.
>>1985740>Neither really, but maybe some people just aren't suited to be ninja. Hey Nedgy what's it like to not have a dad?
Need two more rolls but it's lookin' like this is the best for right now.Gonna' write up because I gotta' go grab a huge ass pizza in 15. ZOOM ZOOM
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>1985737
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>1985737witty phrase
>>1985744Oh also, NEW THREAD WOOHOO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjJY8uPMQ2g
>>1985753Maybe I want a Tetsu to live a happy life past thirty as Hanabi's house husbando.
>Pass.>You are determined. >And bruised.>But mostly determined."Tetsu Style: Iron Clone Jutsu!" You shout, sweat dripping off of your brow as you manage to make an exact clone of yourself appear right beside you! ...well, an exact clone if you minus the part where it doesn't have a torso and is apparently unable to keep its balance. You let out a tired sigh as your mismatched clone disappears in a puff of smoke, you yourself falling down to the ground on your butt. It's not much, but you've done SOME progress. A month ago you wouldn't have been able to do that with a regular clone, let alone one made of iron. "Keep your spirits up Taka, you've got this!" You say out loud, something you should probably be concerned about but don't have the time right now. You reach over to your side and grab the nice cold bottle of milk, chugging it happily. Ahhh, nothing like refreshing milk to help cheer your up."Yo Taka." You blink, looking over and seeing Choji walking to wards you, munching on a bag of chips.You grin, hopping up and running to wards him. "Hey Choji, what are you doing out at the training grounds so late?""Could ask you the same thing." He grins, grabbing another handful of chips. "Course it looks like you're bustin' a sweat from the looks of it. Any luck on teachin' Hiki Genjutsu yet?"You droop your head in sadness, shaking it. "No, sadly my brother's...having some trouble. Yes, SOME trouble.""You mean he sucks." Choji says, causing you to fall over. "It's cool man, not like he's ever been candid about it before." "Yeah, but I still don't like talking about it like that. It's like...like saying he could never improve." You sigh, eyeing the bag of bbq chips Choji has and licking your lips. "Say Choji..."Immediately the Akimichi jumps back a few feet, his eyes much sharper as he chews on another potato chip. "Nope.">Well shit.>What'chu wanna' talk with Choji about man?>Brb gettin' pizza.
>>1985790You wanna train with me? I'll get us some left overs from nee-chan's bakery afterwards!
>>1985790Let's train with the possibly fatman
>>1985790Ask him for some tips on our Ninjutsu. It's his best stat at this point in the timeline, and I figure a 3 can easily help a 0 suck slightly less.
>>1985790Ask the BMOC to help us with our Ninjutsu
>>1985798Fucking bribary, love it.
>>1985856That's how our boy Taka do
Its the Jutsu anon again here is some more jutsu. This time I am gonna do things a bit more differently by organizing them a bit more then usual.>Pile Bunker Jutsu what happens when you combine a controlled explosion via iron bomb in a tube with a long spike of metal? Something that is exceeding good at breaking even the best defenses.>Jackhammer JutsuSelf explanatory.Tetsu Clan Puppet ArtsKnown for its mastery over metal puppets. When the Clan was larger the puppet masters of the Clan watched over the clan compound with their puppet guards and built puppets to be sold for a profit. At the same time they perfected their mastery coming up with ways to 'summon' puppets directly or even build them quickly from any nearby iron sources. It was thus never a problem for a Tetsu puppet master to quickly repair their puppets while out in the field.Currently the sole remaining puppet master in the clan is a middle aged widowed woman. Thus the Tetsu Puppet Arts is in danger of facing extinction. As in Tetsu Clan years she is old and about to croak. At least i think that was what was suggested by anons in an earlier thread.Unique poison of Tetsu Puppet Masters is Blood Rust which just quickly inflicts intense heavy metal poisoning.Tetsu Spider JutsuAn iron spider that can create iron wire webbing on its own. Otherwise its limbs are also exceedingly sharp.Tetsu Worm JutsuCreates an iron worm that swims through the ground and strikes from below. Entire body is supple and strong with a very dangerous toothed maw.Chain Wraith JutsuOne of the most terrifying of Tetsu Clan Puppet Arts. Whose true 'form' is concealed by many dancing iron chains. In truth its core is actually just a clump of seemingly molten iron that spews forth additional chains at will. Feared for its many chains and adaptable abilities.Tetsu Soldier JutsuA perfected version of the crude 'golem' and Iron Clone. Iron Soldiers are humanoid puppets often equipped with armor and iron weapons. Even when disarmed they are not to be taken lightly with their iron fists and Tetsu clan methods to generate new weapons from their bodies.Iron Roc JutsuOriginally designed as a means of transport and messengers. Iron Roc is a giant metallic bird that can shoot its feathers for ranged attacks and dive with its claws as well as its mouth a weapon.Iron Dragon Puppet JutsuSaid to be the strongest Tetsu Puppet Technique in the form of a Iron dragon that can spew forth molten iron breath, with a long powerful body and tail.
Sorry about the wait, traffic was shit.So bribery training with Choji then? Alright.
Rolled 96 + 15 (1d100 + 15)Oh also roll me some 1d100's. +2.Now for Choji's rolls.
Rolled 21 + 2 (1d100 + 2)>>1985907Dayum Choji
>>1985912Yes it would appear that food is a great motivator for Choji.
Rolled 79 + 2 (1d100 + 2)>>1985907
Rolled 99 + 2 (1d100 + 2)>>1985907Akimichi and their excellent taste for onee-chan baked goods.
>>1985871>Tetsu Clan Puppet Arts>PuppetsNo thanks. Really, we're good, that's fine. We don't need that.
>>1985928There are only monsters in the Tetsu clan.
>Fuckin' literally Ninjutsu 101.>Get it, cause that one anon rolled a 99+2 which...fuck it."Choji.""I'm not givin' up the chips." He replies, clutching the bag tightly while still eating some chips every now and then. "If you want them, come pry them from my cold, bbq flavored fingers.""That's not it." You say, waving off his hostility. Why is he always like this with food? "I still need some help with my Ninjutsu, and everybody knows you're pretty good with Nijnjutsu."Choji blushes, scratching the back of his head. "I mean, I'm okay. It's not like I'm anything special." He grins a bit, puffing his chest out. "But I guess I AM pretty good."You momentarily wonder how Choji's able to keep all that pride tucked away before continuing. "So yeah, you wanna' help a friend out with some Ninjutsu?""I don't know," Choji looks at the training grounds clock. "It's getting pretty late. To be honest the only reason I was out was because I just came back from Shikamaru's place.""I'll let you have free reign on my sister's left-overs." You say, bringing out your trump card right away.Choji's eyes glint. "LET'S TRAIN THEN!" What follows is probably the most painful hour of training you've ever faced yet, with Choji not giving you a second to catch your breath as he literally beats the basics and fundamentals of Ninjutsu into you, all for the glory of that delicious Tetsu style bread."Auugh." You groan, barely able to keep standing as Choji shrinks back down from his Multi-Size technique. "That was...that was exhilarating.""Yup, so bread now right?" Choji asks, crumbling up his empty bag of potato chips and tossing them into the trash."What, right now? But it's late Choji, and my sister probably already closed up shop.""Yeah," He says, leaning closer, a devilish look in his eyes. "But I bet you know where she keeps the key right? And technically it's your families bakery, so it's not breaking in right?">Oh shit what now?>Also your Ninjutsu is at 1.5
>>1985958Choji, we said we'de give you left overs, not follow you in a suicide pact.You ever been beaten with a bagette before? sounds fun till you realize its made of iron.
>>1985958>Just hurry over and ask her for the left overs, if she's already home then just ask for the keys. Put in some of that little brother charm if you have to.
>>1985973>Put in some of that little brother charm if you have to.Anon please, this is a Christian board.
It's been 10 minutes, looks like shooting Choji's plan of breaking and entering and instead just asking for Sis-Sis' key is a go.Writing.
>>1985958This:>>1985973 Besides it's just the day left overs and the Akimichi are cool.
>>1985978>Anon please, this is a Christian board.t. QM who encourages cuckery
"Choji, you've met my sister plenty of times," You say, gently pushing him off you before dusting yourself off. "In what way do you think breaking into her bakery is a good idea?"Choji pauses, thinking it over. "...it'll be dark.""And?""And that means she probably won't see us."You sigh into your palm before shaking your head. "Look, I think Suzu's still up, we can just go and ask her for the key or to let us in, that way you get your bread, and I don't risk going back to the hospital. Okay?""Okay." Choji says, grinning."Okay." You and Choji scream in terror as the two of you jump back, holding each other tightly at the sound of the new voice. It takes you probably all of two seconds to realize that it's Shino of the Aburame, just standing there. Without either of you having noticed him actually showing up. Weird. "Neither of you noticed me when I showed up." He says, voice sounding disappointed. "I'm disappointed.""Jeez Shino," Choji lets go of you, frowning at the bug boy. "Ya' can't just go sneakin' up on people like that. What if me and Taka decided to defend ourselves against ya' without realizing who it was?"Shino is silent, then chuckles. "I would not have been that worried. Why? Because I am-""Guys it's getting late, if we're gonna' get that bread we're gonna' have to hurry it up to the compound, Suzu's a heavy sleeper." The two of you, well the three of you now, head off to wards the Tetsu Clan Compound, luckily making it there in little time. You stop and turn to wards the other two. "Alright, Suzu's probably getting ready to take a bath, I'll go and ask her for the key real quick." You start to leave, then feel Choji's hand on your shoulder."M-maybe we should back you up, in case there's like...vampires lurking around." "Vampires are not rea-URK." Choji elbows Shino in the side, causing the Aburame to keel over slightly. "Vampires may be real. Ow.">Well?
>>1986008>Cucking>Not the most Christian thing ever.Exactly how do you think Jesus came about anon?
>>1986029>>Well?Secure the area for Vampires.
>>1986029No. You two stay here and wait...
>>1986029Let em' come with us, it's not often we bring in friends.
>>1986039Dam that IS true...
Also, you may as well complete your transformation and add runes to your name, Moonrunes.
>>1986046>>1986049>>1986050Tied up. Unless Secure the area for Vampires meant have them come with.
>>1986029Time to secure the area for those goddamn Chinese vampires>>1986039>Implying Joseph ever had a chance
>>1986074Bring em along!
>>1986077>ofAnd bring Fatman and Bugman along
>>1986074Yeah bring then whatever.
>>1986074Nah, man. Secure the area for Vampires, means Secure the area for Vampires. What if they try and spy on our sister and steal her bread?
Alllllright. Securing the area for Vampires is go then.Give me a...1d5 roll. Let's see if you come across any vampires.
Rolled 2 (1d5)>>1986088Get out of here, Strahd!
>>1986088These are the options.1. Susumu2. Susumu getting lit.3. An actual fucking vampire.4. A drunk Sinchu5. Susumu taking a shit.Also taking fourth roll.
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>1986088
Rolled 1 (1d5)>>1986088I hope we get actual fucking vampires.
Rolled 3 (1d5)>>1986096Show me the undead
>>1986109PRAISE VAMPIRE KEK
>>1986109>Taking fourth roll>Fourth roll is a 3FUCK YEAH! VAMPIRES!
>>1986109No fucking way...
>>1986109Are you proud of me moon-senpai??
How the hell is this gonna work?
"Hmmm, you're right Choji," You say, your friends face lighting up. "Vampires very well could be a problem. We'd better secure the area before I go and ask Suzu for the keys.""Yeah we shou-wait what?" Choji asks."Let's just give a quick look around and then we can move on and finally get you that bread." You put your hands on your hips, nodding with vigor."This is completely foolish." Shino mutters.The three of you go moving around the compound, peeking under houses and looking into the dark, black crevices of every nook and cranny. Luckily, no vampires. "Well, good job guys, looks like we're still a vampire free zone.""Taka," Choji pats you on the shoulder, turning you to look at him. "I was just kidding man, there's no such thing as vampires.""...why would you lie though?" You ask, feeling sad now that your whole world view had been changed."I-""Wait," Shino says, clapping his hands over both of your mouths. "Listen.""....bleeehhhhhh." You and Choji widen your eyes, staring at each other as you hear the sound of what could only be a blood sucking demon of the night! "BleeeeeURKGHH!" Oh no, you just heard the splash of something liquid hitting the ground! Could it be the vampire's already struck a victim!"HURRY!" You shout, rushing to wards the sound with Choji and Shino right behind you. The vampiric sounds getting louder and louder."H-hey, you don't think-" Choji starts, face gone pale."We may actually have a vampire on our hands." Shino interrupts.The three of you turn the corner, heading right behind the compounds tool shed, where lo and behold, you see a vampire!"Myauh?" The dark lord of the night turns to the three of you, his face obscured by a domino mask, but the blood red stains on his mouth and fancy clothes are a dead give away! He's feasted. "Da' fuck? Taka that you?" "Oh no! The Vampire knows my name! He must be using his telepathic abilities to read our minds!" You shout, drawing a kunai. "We've got to strike before he can attack us! And watch out for all the empty wine bottles on the ground, you might slip.">What do?!
>>1986149>Rush him, our blood is poison so we're the safest bet to protect our friends!Take that Susu--you undead SCUM!
>>1986149Attack the vampire he must be here trying to suck our tetsu clan blood!God dammit Sinshu
>>1986149Alright then, time to rush him and beat him like an abusive parent
>>1986171Is he trying to become more dark and misterious to attract some bug puss?
>>1986149>embarrass Sinchu by beating his drunk ass with your friends.sinchu>THAT KIDS AN ABURAME! OH GOD HE MUST KNOW BUGPU- ER... our sweet little firefly?
>>1986149Hit him with Ninjustu! this is the perfect time to test what we learned with the big man
>>1986149We have to stop him from feeding on anymore innocent villagers.
>>1986178But Taka never had parents. He can't do stuff like something he never had or experienced.
>>1986039that's not.....that's not how....oh god....
>>1986195Have you finally see the truth son?
>>1986109oh god, that's amazing. I love this fucking quest so much
>>1986187Can't wait for the rumour spread saying that one of the Tetsu is actualy a vampire.
Rolled 35, 17, 5, 10, 27, 33, 49, 27, 15, 28 = 246 (10d50)Okay guys, time to use that Ninjutsu skills!1d100+7.5!DC 85 because even a drunk Anbu is still an Anbu.Choji and Shino's rolls.
>>1986223Well, this team up was short lived.
Rolled 20 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>1986223time for Taka, vampire hunter, to save this day!
Rolled 98 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>1986226Did you mean to roll d50s? How does that work?
Rolled 65 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>1986223Protect Onee-san!!
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>1986223channelling Hellsing
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>1986223Ah fuck
>>1986229Oh that's gonna hurt.
Rolled 1, 95, 55, 49, 2, 11, 52, 70, 82, 76 = 493 (10d100)>>1986229Good job you passed.And pointed out how I fucked up the rolls. Asshole. Love you.HERE'S THE REAL ROLLS!
Rolled 56 + 7 (1d100 + 7)>>1986223Taka Hellsing Vampire Slayer
>>1986235Goddammit Choji.Oh well get ready to see your sister naked.
>>1986238Now everyone else gets to understand how it feels to have sudden nosebleeds!
>>1986235Choji is great. Shino need to get his shit together.Also the fuck was Shino doing following us? Did he need to go to the bakery but lost track of time watching bugs?
>>1986243Leave Shino alone hes probably lonely
>>1986243Literally just walking around and saw you and Choji talking and decided to see what's up.Honestly I think this is the first time Choji and Shino have talked to each other in the series. At all.
>>1986238We are the best goddamn vampire hunter. >>1986243Shino sensed Shounen Shenanigans happening and decided to join in. He's a bro like that.
>>1986238What? That is not strange we always take bath with sis. Specialy since we couldn't wash ourselfs very well when we were sick. So Taka is used to it.
>>1986245So he was asked to go grab bread but lost track of time doing his bug watching. That would be funny and in character too.
>>1986248yes, but Taka is healthy enough for boners now.
>>1986259Nah Hiki is the one with older women problem. Taka is the twin for younger girls. See Hanabi. Althought Ten-Ten is older then him...
>>1986263Need to keep the bloodline pure
>>1986270I support this.
"Tetsu Style: Iron Clone Jutsu!" You shout, rushing forward as a carbon(heh) copy of yourself appears in a puff of smoke right beside you. "Prepare yourself dark lord!" You shout, leaping into the air as your clone rushes from beneath. "Eh?" The vampire looks confused, swaying slightly as he looks up at you, then down at you. "Why're there two of you?" He says, before you slam your fists directly into his face, knocking him back and into the iron fence surrounding the compound, denting it with his body. "FUCK!""CHOJI AKIMICHI IS COMIN' AT'CHA!" You see a round, ball of fury roll on by you, immediately slamming itself into the vampires body and continuing to spin in place."Yes! Nice job Choji!" Both you and your clone shout, then high five each other because you can. "ALRIGHT FUCK THIS!" Choji's spinning suddenly stops, his entire body picked up int the air by the vampire, who now looks incredibly peeved! "You little shits wanna' play, let's pla-URGHK!" The vampire vomits for a moment, before wiping his mouth and then literally tossing Choji away. You, your clone, and Shino watch as Choji's body sails through the air, before crashing directly into...oh no. As the dust settles and the crumbling remains of your sisters house come falling down on top of Choji's knocked out body, Suzu blinks in surprise as she stares back at everyone.Naked."Suzu you fuckin' degenerate," The vampire barks, chugging on some wine as he points a finger at your sister. "Put some clothes on, yer' dishonorin' the clan and stuff...hey are these bug-AHHHHH!" You grin in triumph as the vampires body is swarmed with bugs, Shino calmly standing there as his insects begin chewing on the dark lord of the night! "AHHH YOU FUCKIN' ABURAME ASSHOLE!""My cousin told me to tell you that she's still not interested mister Sinchu." Shino says. Wait."Sinchu's the vampire!?" You say, shocked. Who could've foretold that the events would've turned out like this!"AHHH FUCK THEY'RE IN MY FUCKIN' EYES!">Say, let's go check back up on Hiki huh?>Also taking an hour break. >This was...something.
>>1986278I fucking love this clan.Hiki must be helping everyone after the attack? Maybe visiting Kori in the hospital.
>>1986278Helping clean up.
>>1986278>Hiki? oh, hes being slowly crushed beneath a massive cow with a nurses uniform on. why do you ask?
So if Suzu has her on house. Does thay mean Taka and Hiki have a house just for then or do they share the same house?Because now Sinchu gonna spend those 5,000,000 ryo fixing her home. And while people do it she can stay with Taka and Hiki.
>>1986331>>1986310>>1986299Mmmmkay, ya'll are still at the trading post because fuck it, you ain't doin' a half job.Also let me try and find some busty anime nurse pics I guess.Still got like a 45 minutes left on my break though, gonna' enjoy it.
>>1986310No no anon. It's a nurse WITH cow tits.
>>1986321from sinchus reaction im guessing Suzu is a household-nudist. It would also explain the seperate house.Attempts to spy on her must be frought with peril
>>1986343>>1986321Suzu has her own house because she consistently makes her own money.That and there's a lot of empty houses....
>>1986336Way ahead of you senpai
>>1986351god dammit Suzu! start fucking someone and have some kids!That goes triple for you Susumu! you old bastard
>>1986351>there's a lot of empty houses...That's sad...
>>1986357it's simple, we need to get Susumu out there in the dating game, theres got to be at least one woman out there for him
>>1986357But anon nobody can withstand the iron thights of Konoha.
>>1986364Do we want someone respectable? Because a man with a short lifespan who's ripped and powerful, and a clan head, is a pretty good prospect for nobodies.
>>1986362Nut anon, that means everyone gets a house! Hahaha....haha....ha....aww, I still made myself sad....
>>1986364Well some anons gave the idea of pushing Tsunade to him Or maybe her assistant Shizune.
>>1986369Okay this one wins. We're using her as a basis.
>>1986381both good choices.I still want to see the clan make Susumu try speed dating though.
>>1986381No, we leave them for Hiki. I say we go for a nice jounin around his age, it's fine then
>>1986388Moonrunes, I just want to say. I love how you roll with the punches. Nice work.Now just give us an actual vampire, perhaps a cute waifu one.
>>1986391Of course just because we have those two in mind doesn't mean we can't make the clan head have some forced blind dates. Cortesy of the triplets none the less.
>>1986270Only by a year or so, not really enough to qualify as an older woman.
>>1986392Wait what about Anko?
>>1986392You really don't even need to go jounin. Can just settle for whoever, technically speaking the clan is benefited more by quantity than quality.
>>1986401So Taka is the tein that goes for same age girls or younger girls got it.
>>1986405You really want to crush Hiki like that?
>>1986408Meanwhile Hiki's into women with a solid three years on him.
>>1986417Yes i do
>>1986418I'm still all for anko, but I like the idea of Hiki falling for both anko and shizune, having this guilty indecisive issue that no one realizes is going on.
>>1986446Now THAT i can get behing.
Heads up we'll be beginning the session again in ten minutes.
>>1986470That's senpai. Also nice to see you have great taste for nurses.
>You are Hiki>You are...not well.The first thing you see when you open your eyes is a pair of massive breasts, you assume they belong to a female. "Hnnng." Sitting and propping yourself up on your elbows, you feel a gentle hand placed on your shoulder. "Now now cutie, you're in no condition to be up and about already, not in your condition." Even hidden by the white mask you can tell the nurse is smiling. "Just sit back rest that handsome head of yours.""My friends." You groan, forcing yourself up even more until your sitting straight up. You look over yourself, covered in bandages and gauze. You can already tell you've suffered chemical burns, no doubt because of Reptiles acid. Acid so strong it could seep through your iron skin. Looking around you see that you're inside some sort of medical tent, other patients in beds lying all around you, some groaning in pain, others just still. You don't like that."If you're talking about your teammates, the girl and her cow are in the emergency tent, still in surgery." The nurse flips through some things on her notepad. "Apparently the piece of ice tore her stomach up pretty good, surgeons still aren't sure if she's going to be okay or not."Well that settles things.You move the covers from your body, revealing that you're just dressed up in your boxers, and stand up. it's painful, but you'll live. "Tell me where the emergency tent is.""Now wait just a-""Where. Is. The. Tent." You say, fists clenched at your side as you glare at the nurse."...it's five tents over. I think your Sensei's waiting outside it right now."You nod, walking briskly out of the tent and into the bright sunny day outside. All around you there's signs of destruction and carnage, even the blood on the ground is still there, dried over from the night before. You see your Sensei before he notices you, he must be so deep in thought. "Sensei." You say, shocking him back into the real world. "How's Kori?""Hiki, you're supposed to be lying down." Ko says."How's Kori." You repeat.Your Sensei sighs, giving up on this little squabble. "Better. Surgeons took care of the worst of it. But...""But what?" You ask, whole body shaking with worry.Ko looks at you, sadness in his eyes as he puts a hand on your shoulder. "They think the ice shard might've pierced her uterus. They think...they think she might not be able to have children now.">How do you react?
>>1986503> "..."Let's go full anime protagonist...> "If only I had been faster maybe she would have been okay..."
>>1986503>"But there's a chance that isn't the case. I believe in her strength."Guys Taka was going to die not long ago, let's not forget that.
>>1986503Ouch...er...well. Dam and i was so happy for having my waifu being chosen as the nurse.Let's go with this: >>1986520
>>1986503feel sad for not being strong enough to stop this but also>>1986524this
>>1986524>>1986520A mix up then?
>>1986535Don't see why both can't apply. Hope and regret aren't opposites.
>>1986524>>"But there's a chance that isn't the case. I believe in her strength."Well there goes any chance of Hiki feeling remorse for killing Reptile. MK ninjas are on top of Hiki's shit list.
>>1986503Well...Jesus man>"But there's a chance that isn't the case. I believe in her strength."
>>"But there's a chance that isn't the case. I believe in her strength."Wins.Writing.Also prepare for feels.
You want to punch something, you want to fight someone, you want to do anything right now than face the reality that your teammate, your friend, was seriously injured all because you weren't fast enough, you weren't strong enough, you weren't skilled enough! Your fists clench in anger as you shut your eyes, whole body shaking. The only thing that seems to stop you from running away is your Sensei gently gripping your shoulder, letting you know he's there. "There's still a chance that isn't the case though." You say, finally opening your eyes, your vision blurry from tears. You look up at Ko, his face practically a mirror expression of your own. "I believe in Kori's strength, I believe that she'll be fine!""Mmmmmmmeeee tooooooooo." You turn, looking down and seeing a bandaged up Bebikau with a determined look on her face as she moos at you. "Bebikau!" You kneel down, gently wrapping your arms around the little calf as she nuzzles against you. "I'm so sorry for what happened. I'm sorry you and Kori had to go through so much.""It's okay Hiki," Bebikau says. "We knew da' risks. I'm just happy you're okay. Mmmmooo."You stand up, wiping away your tears as you look to your Sensei. "I'm going to check up on Kori, but before I do I gotta' ask. What happened last night?"Your Sensei's expression turns to one of anger. "Mercenaries, hired to disrupt the building of the trading posts. Apparently the Sand team across the bridge got hit as well, though they didn't suffer as many tragedies as we did. And those they did...." Ko is silent, looking off into the distance for a moment. "Hiki, promise me that you'll stay away from Gaara. I know you've met him before and he might not have seemed dangerous, but he is.">What now?
>>1986589"If Garra was fighting the same people that we were, than maybe it' a good thing he's dangerous."Also, let's find Garra later.While forgetting to put on pants unless asked.
>>1986589No promises are made...> Check on Kori
>>1986589>"He's cool."Gaara's okay. Then check Kori.
>>1986589"I promise I'll be careful"then check on Kori
>>1986610>>1986612>>1986614>"You don't know what you're talking about Sensei, Gaara's a cool guy.">"Hiki I watched him tear a man in half.">"That's your opinion."Also writing.
>>1986589>Check on Kori, then go see Gaara with her.
>>1986624>"I did too."
>>1986624>"You don't know what you're talking about Sensei, Gaara's a cool guy.">"Hiki I watched him tear a man in half.">"That's your opinion.">"And i breaked a man's neck last night. Does that make me dangerous?"
>>1986641broke. broke a mans neck
>>1986624>Hiki I watched him tear a man in half.">"That's your opinion."Tearing people in half doesn't make you a bad person. Name a Hokage who hasn't done that.
>>1986624>"Hiki I watched him tear a man in half.">"I grew clawed iron arms out of my shoulder and snapped a man's neck."
"Sensei, everything that happened last night was an absolute nightmare, the people we fought were out to kill us and didn't show any mercy. Right now, Kori's in this tent severely injured, because one of those shinobi tried to kill her." You go to open the tent flap, pausing for a moment. "If Gaara was the reason most people on his side are alive, then maybe we need him to be dangerous."You enter the tent, noticing that it's a bit smaller than the one you were in. In the middle of the room, hooked up with packs of fluid and her entire bottom stomach wrapped up is Kori, fast asleep as a breathing tube is over her mouth. By the side of the bed is Sasu, head laid down on the bed and apparently passed out, his hand gripping Kori's, his wooden sword leaning against his side.You and Bebikau silently move further into the room, taking a seat opposite Sasu and looking over Kori. Bruised, pale, still some stained blood on her face. "...I messed up." You whisper, slouching forward in your chair. Bebikau leans against you, you scratch her eyes gently as you begin thinking over things. If Kori makes it through this, if you all get another chance to improve, you're going to get better.You're going to make sure nobody ever hurts your friends, family, or village ever again. ====>Okay guys, we're going to be time skipping to the beginning of the Chunin Exams.>I know this might seem like a rush, but we've pretty much done what needed to be done and established characters and such.>Also you can only fail at getting bug puss so many times before it becomes tedious.>Now, next post I'll be asking you some things, some tough decisions and such.
>>1986647What is both amazing and hilarious is how this is actually a legitimate argument
>>1986665>In the time between now and the Chunin Exams, what has Hiki been up to? As far as training goes.>Focusing on Genjutsu maybe? Maybe working up his Taijutsu? >To give you an example of what's going to happen here, you'll be getting 5 sets of 5d100's. We'll be rolling them a all at once, to determine how your training went and such. Obvious best of five is still a thing.>It's just going to go 1st week, 2nd week, 3rd week, etc.>So, first write out how you want to have had Hiki training like this.>1st Week: >2nd Week:>3rd Week:>4th Week:>5th Week:>And then everyone has to agree on a set schedule.>We'll do the other members of the Clan when the time comes, but for now we're focusing on Hiki.>Also>Did Hiki confront Tesshin: Y/N?
>>1986665> Bebikau leans against you, you scratch her eyes gently> you scratch her eyes gently...Uh. What?
>>1986700Ancient shinobi cow scratching secret.....I fucked up and meant Ears alright?
>>1986697>>1st Week: Taijutsu>>2nd Week:Stamina>>3rd Week: Genjutsu>>4th Week: Taijutsu>>5th Week: NinjutsuY
>>1986697> Nin> Tai> Nin> Tai> Nin> Confront Tesshin
Rolled 8, 6, 59, 25, 37 = 135 (5d100)>>1986697I'd1)tai2)nin3)speed4) tai5) gen, cause that realy needs to be padded out alreadyTesshin: yes, the time has come
>>1986716Psst, anon, we're not rolling yet. It's okay I still think you're cool.
>>1986716God really, these rolls are shit>>1986721Oh thank god
>>1986697>In the time between now and the Chunin Exams, what has Hiki been up to? As far as training goes.Working in his taijutsu need to get fast if we were fast against reptile Kori wouldn't have died.
>not linking the new thread in the old oneDammit OP, I only remembered you were gonna run today when I saw it was archived. Not everyone uses discord.>>1986697>1st Week: Gen>2nd Week: Gen (Tai if we're at 1)>3rd Week: Tai>4th Week: Nin >5th Week: NinEveryone knows a 2 year old could destroy us with Genjutsu, we really need to work on not being shit at it.>>Did Hiki confront Tesshin: Y/N?Yep.
>>1986736Psst anon, there's a form to fill out. You're still rad though.
Gonna' give it another 10 minutes, but it looks like >>1986716 is winning because it has the only support for now.
>>1986697Alright then let's get out the plan1st week: Genjutsu2nd week: Taijutsu3d week: Ninjutsu4th week: Genjutsu5th week: TaijutsuAnd yes, COME AT AS GRE- TENSHIN
>>1986760Changing my vote to this
>>1986754>>1986760If anyone else votes for it, count my vote for this one two. I'd rather not tie the vote.
>>1986754We suck so much at genjutsu that we practically cannot use it. Why waste time trying to train it when we can get more prowess in things that we are actually halfway competent in?
>>1986769>one twoThe fuck was I trying to type.>>1986772Genjutsu skill also covers defending/resisting genjutsu. Even Lee had a 1 in Genjutsu.
>>1986772So we can withstand it, ya dingus.
Uh oh, looks like we've got a new lead with >>1986760 let's see how this plays out!Also I've been having a bunch of fun running this guys.
>>1986760eh this is fine, of course the gen rolls will both be ones and hikis eyes will fall out.
>>1986777>>1986779We can just punch the illusions apart with our big meat clubs. Genjutsu need not apply...Alternatively, we could see Danzo...
>>1986782waitta fucking minute, can we get bonuses if we train with someone specific?danzo for genjitsuKo for TaiKakashi for Ninjitsu because the fucker knows ALL of themetc. etc.
Calling it, this >>1986760 Wins.Okay then.First week is Genjutsu.1d100 everybody.DC is 65 to get a 0.5DC is 95 to get a 1.0GO!
>>1986795>punch things that don't exist>punch soundYeah, that'll work. Also, "trust me I'm a fairy" options are the epitome of trash and you should hate yourself for suggesting it.
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>1986802Rolling...
>>1986801Shit shit shit, HOLD ON EVERYON! PAUS PAUSE!I didn't think about that.Do ya'll wanna do that?
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>1986802
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>1986802hokage dick
Rolled 18 (1d100)>>1986802>>1986806No, never Danzo. I'm OK with the other people.
>>1986806yes, all the yes
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>1986802Rollin->>1986806Yep
>>1986806We're already decided on spending time trying to improve genjutsu. So I'm going to say 'pass'...
>>1986806These rolls are fucking terrible, so yes.
>>1986815We could group both geb months together and spend them with Danzo, or if the thought offends that other clan thats super good at genjutsu
>>1986806I'd rather not deal with danzo, he's too shady for my taste
Okay! So, NEW Decision time. Past rolls didn't count, they were crap anyways so lucky you.WHO do you wanna' train in your Genjutsu with? Susumu, Karai...someone else? Danzo isn't theo nly option.
>>1986820This is for HELP, which we'll need. Besides he offered to help us and not iforgetthename with genjutsu, we gotta go for it man
>>1986840Susumu is pretty good at genjutsu right? I say him
>>1986840Danzo, he's THE ANBU guy.
>>1986840Is Kurenai free? She uses actual genjutsu unlike Danzo. We had our fill of Danzo in Shinobi, holy hell was he fellated there.
>>1986836It's just that the Egg/Kaguya seriously dropped Shinobi Quest's quality/fun to be a part of, and the beads/evil monk literally killed Ninja Monk. I'd rather not have this quest go the same way.>>1986840Susumu. Or alternatively, anyone but Danzo.
>>1986840>>1986844Okay, whatever. But I'm going on the record as saying that this is a bad idea...> Train Genjutsu with Danzo
>>1986840Can we visit Gaara and train Genjutsu with a Sand Shinobi in some sort of Student Exchange Program?
Holy shit Danzo won.Okay. 1d100+20Same DC as before.
>>1986865No. Cause like, early Naruto every other Land hated each other if I remember.
Rolled 39 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1986869here we go
>>1986840Susumu or Kurenai.
Rolled 65 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1986869RIP Konoha Clan Quest. You were fun while you lasted.
>>1986801>danzo for genjitsu>training with Danzo>everThe man is legitimately batshit fucking insane.
Rolled 68 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1986869I, Lurker-man, am here!
Rolled 74 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1986869
>>1986869Danzofags are second only to puppetfags.
>>1986880Oh god how did I fuck up now.
Rolled 63 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1986869But Hiki and Gaara are Bros. And the Sand does whatever Gaara wants.
Rolled 82 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1986869
Rolled 24 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1986869
>>1986875>>1986880>>1986883>>198688994. It seems even Danzo can only help Hiki's shitty Genjutsu problem so much.+0.5 to Genjutsu! You've fucking improved!>>1986891Too slow.Okay guys, next up is Taijutsu! Anyone in particular you wanna' train with, or just by yourselves.
>>1986887Making the same mistake The Red Lady and Wargle did, having this "I totally won't backfire trust me" option. And it's kinda even worse because the character is scared as fuck of Danzo and should know having someone you don't trust fuck with your head is a retarded thing to do.
Rolled 85 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1986869Rolling...
>>1986889>Hiki and Gaara are BrosBro is a strong word here.Hiki thinks Gaara's a pretty cool guy, sure.But as far as Gaara's concerned, Hiki just isn't on The List.Yet.If we MAKE the list, well...
Btw I'll be writing up the results of these rolls and who you trained with when we're done with all of them.
>>1986887You enabled Danzofags. Shinobi/Ninja Monk Quest had a pretty cancerous following. Even compared to other quests.
>>1986897Do we happen to know Guy and his taijustu mastery?
>>1986884>Susumu was actually just a shit genjutsu teacher the entire timeKek>>1986891Aw man, so fucking close>>1986897Iron thighs sis, she's really fucking strong, is not then sinchu
>>1986912If Danzofags outnumber Non-Danzofags then that's just what happens.>>1986915Fuck yeah you know Guy. You're a Tetsu remember?
>>1986908Mutual respect for not being an asshole.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>1986897Ko sensei seems too fragile to train with.But then his Taijutsu is really good.Perhaps he can bring a friend? That way we wont be punching him too much
>>1986922Oh, then change my vote to guy if he's willing, if not then still sis
>>1986922Ask Might Guy to train your taijutsu...
>>1986897Train with Gai to raise our Youthfulness.
>>1986922>The QM doesn't know how to say noImmediately un-dropped.
>>1986897danzo.In all seriousness we should ask Guy
>>1986897Well I wasn't really expecting Gen would go up. But it did. How about that?And TRAIN. WITH. GUY
>>1986922YES LET'S TRAIN WITH GUY!!!Puppets are underutilized and would have been awesome. I hope someone takes up the mantle of iron puppet master in our clan.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>1986897Ko. Our clan and Gai have pretty similar fighting styles of punching people really hard, so having someone with a different style would be good.>>1986898>the characterBy that I mean Hiki>>1986926>be genin>think we'll punch a speedy taijutsu master jonin with eye hacks enough for it to be a problem
Might Gai/Guy(whatever) wins.1d100+25DC 75 for a 0.5 gain.Dc 100 for a 1.0 gain.Good luck and may the Springtime of Youth blah blah blah.
Rolled 68 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>1986943
Rolled 79 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>1986943Rolling...
Rolled 20 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>1986943
Rolled 93 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>1986943Youuuuuuuuuth>>1986941I agree with you
knowing hiki he just walked around and asked who was best at Taijutsu.in the process starting numerous scuffles, but eventually ending up with guy
>>1986941Well, since we're going with Danzo, why not puppets? And while we're at it, what kind of summons do we want?
Rolled 11 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>1986941sounds like something for the smart as hell but frail little brother>>1986943
Rolled 64 + 25 (1d100 + 25)>>1986943Hope I don't fuck up
>>1986953That's hilarious.Also you guys fuckin' nailed that one.+1.0 to Taijutsu! You fuckin' monster!Next up is Ninjutsu. Who you want to train with. Kakashi's not available. For obvious fuckin' reasons.
>>1986957Dolphins. Can't wait to rape otter babies to death.>>1986961The Third, if we can. He's even better at ninjutsu than Kakashi.
>>1986941I want someone to run around being a cross between Walter Dornitz and Spiderman but with ninjutsu
>>1986961DanzoNot really, but who's our second best bet for training ninjutsu besides Kakashi? Any ideas?
>>1986961Kakashi anyway, for our autistic determination knows no limit.Or get our sister to convince the Third to teach us.
>>1986973I support this, though I reckon that we'd need to make a roll to even earn the chance to train...
>>1986973>The ThirdThat's entirely possible.>>1986983>Or get our sister to convince the Third to teach us.She does own his favorite bakery.>>1986984You'd be correct.
>>1986973>The Third, if we can.He's probably busy organizing the Exam. What about Ebisu? He's no Kakashi, but he's so good at teaching people it's his specialty. I disagree and because summons are the most important thing in these quests I now despise you.
>>1986961Oh well it's not like we saved the lives of both him and his students but whatever, anbu cousin would be a good teacher for ninjutsu>>1986973Ha, if third is actually possible then him
>>1986983fuck that, get our sis to force kakashi to do it on the sly or she crushes him for endangering us
>>1986961Anko, I have no idea if she's any good at it or not, I just want Hiki to try to find an excuse to see her
>>1986957Tigers, while it may be generic but can you blame me? Tigers are hype>>1986973If training with the Third is possible then I'm all for it
>>1986957Because we have a skillset that does not lend itself to puppetry.Shoring up our Genjutsu weakness is only worth our time because Genjutsu is opposed by Genjutsu, so we need it to not get mindraped.But why the fuck would you want to turn a direct combat BEAST like Hiki into a puppeteer? It's a waste of his existing talents to develop abilities he has no particular talent for, in an area that getting a teacher for would be a stone cold BITCH.Personally I think there aren't enough archers in Naruto. But I acknowledge that Hiki wouldn't be a particularly good one, and trying to jam that round peg into that square hole is fucking STUPID.On a more positive note, for summons, either Armadillos or Pangolins.
>>1986961Susumu. Learn more Clan techniques.
Looks like training with the Third is popular, so we're going with that.Roll me 1d100.DC 90.Secondary DC is 70. Don't worry, you'll like it.You'll learn to like it.
>>1986992>That's entirely possible.Then yeah, the Third. >She does own his favorite bakery.Is it in part because she's sexy?>>1987002>Because we have a skillset that does not lend itself to puppetry.That's never stopped puppets being shilled before!
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>1987007
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>1987007
Rolled 81 (1d100)>>1987007Hokage of the future
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>1987007
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>1987007No modifier? Oh boy. >>1987002>Personally I think there aren't enough archersAlso archery has no real niche that hasn't already been filled in Naruto.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>1987007>>1987008But it does stop it from actually ever happening
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>1987002I think Taka with iron puppets would be pretty dope.>>1987007Rolling.
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>1986995>I disagree and because summons are the most important thing in these quests I now despise you.I disagree because only Laze and Mini's quest had summons. I now despise you more than you despise me.No wait, I think Five Nations Quest might have. It's been a while since I read it.>>1987019>>1987020>92 dubsWe're one of his favorite students?
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>1987007Rolling>>1987020>>1987019YOU FUCKING HEROES. WE TRAINING WITH THE THIRD EVERYONE
>>1987021taka is more suited.he could fire bullshit infinite splitting ninjutsu arts arrows
>>1987026>I disagree because only Laze and Mini's quest had summons.Wargle's and NoCountry's did too. They were the same thing. >>1987028>YOU FUCKING HEROES. WE TRAINING WITH THE THIRD EVERYONEHaha, now we're ripping off Leaf Ninja.
>>1987007So uh, bonus for getting crit dubs, cause that's pretty rare>>1987019>>1987020
>>1987029>Ninja Art: Gate of Puppetry!>>1987034I thought Tsuki never actually made a contract. Though I stopped paying a lot of attention as it got worse and worse, so I probably missed it.Also I'm pretty sure I dropped NoCountry's after he had the main character jack off. Turned me off the quest.
>>1987026Maybe he want's to make sure we don't follow in our cousins path.And Suzu's thighs helped convince him.
>>1987039>that spoiler Woah what
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>1987007Third teach me your ways of the ninja!!
>>1987034>Haha, now we're ripping off Leaf Ninja.That's okay, because Hiruzen Sarutobi is a fucking BEAST.Orochimaru forces him into a rooftop cage match and what does this crazy old fuck do? He god damn SMILES.He smiles a smile that says "I'm not trapped in here with you. You're trapped in here with me."He fucking CRIPPLES an enemy many years his junior, in far better shape than him, in a match that massively favored said enemy.
>>1987046Might not have been NoCountry. I just remember reading a Naruto quest that had the MC decide to not play with a little girl so he could masturbate in his room. It faded to black and was vague but it was obvious what went down. Don't remember what quest it was from.
Haha. Unfucking believable.1d100+30.First DC 90.Second DC 110.
Rolled 65 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>1987059
Rolled 45 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>1987059
Rolled 98 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>1987059
Rolled 63 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>1987059
Rolled 58 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>1987059
Rolled 99 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>1987059Rollin>>1987067Praise be this man or woman or hermaphrodite
>>1987077And to you brother, though I am a man
>>1987067Sweet mother of fuck, the dice love us training under that crazy old Monkey bastard.
>>1987051Don't forget that said juniot had the support of two dead hokages with him. And this old fuck defeated the two hokage and crippled the junior.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>1987067Well fuck me, you did it anon.You gained a +0.5 to Ninjutsu.What's that? You're mad because you were expecting a full 1.0?No no no. See, you didn't just gain stats here.Sarutobi taught you a very, very special jutsu.Which I will now roll for.Also Genjutsu week is up again, who you trainin' with if anybody.
>>1987088Danzo. Why wouldn't we? He employs Bro.
>>1987088>7Great.Susumu. Or anyone but Danzo, whoever has the most support that isn't him.
>>1987067Well. Now it's official Hiki is a monster.
>>1987088Susumu, because we (barely) have the skill to now use tetsu style genjutsu
Rolled 33 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>1987039>I thought Tsuki never actually made a contract.After literal months of people wanking rabbits vs people wanking dragons or something, rabbits won a vote that was almost certainly 90% samefagging. I think, I only really skimmed that quest to the end. >>1987046It was the end of the beach episode. NoCountry let the players decide what they were dreaming about. Predictably a bad idea. >>1987057That was a different thread, the fap was after a fight or something.>>1987051Don't forget sealing the First and Second Hokage. >>1987059
>>1987095The entire post he first appeared in where Hiki felt like a cornered animal about to be slaughtered just by looking at him?
>>1987088Our cousing who is a genjutsu specialist. I think it was Saki.
>>1987104There's a point where you have to be nice so our brother gets his fucking paycheck and if we can get into ANBU that's more dosh.We're poor as fuck.
>>1987084>>1987102Exactly.The man walks into a Montreal Screwjob, and damn near wins the whole thing. Certainly won a strategic victory for the rest of the battle by locking down the Zombiekages and Orochimaru, and really a long term one by crippling Orochimaru.>>1987088Cousin Susumu.FUCKING FOUR IN GENJUTSU!And not a crazy evil fuck like Danzo.
>>1987084AND don't forget one of those hokages is the fucker that founded the village, has his own special jutsu, AND the one who beat Madara Uchiha >>1987088Well I voted for Danzo last time, so I'll change to our cousin who's the genjutsu specialist
>>1987088I wonder what he taught us?
>>1987088Susumu, else the anti Danzo fags will spurg out.Plus Danzo is scary and may turn us into a killbot.
>>1987111>We're poor as fuck.We should bring the Clan to the Mist, I hear they're running low on bloodlines nowadays. >>1987088Susumu or Kurenai.
>>1987115>AND don't forget one of those hokages is the fucker that founded the village, has his own special jutsu, AND the one who beat Madara UchihaHe was a lot weaker when he fought Hiruzen, to be fair. Though, thinking about it, Hiruzen could probably defeat Madara in a taijutsu match.
Okay, Susumu wins. Smart of you, Danzo would've touched your naughty parts if you'd have let him.Or not.1d100+20.DC 80 for a 0.5 gain.DC 110 for a 1.0 gain.Yes it gets tougher as things go on.Also anyone wanna' know what Jutsu Sarutobi taught you?
Rolled 83 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1987131
>>1987114Anon Susumu is our elder. Saki is our cousin...
>>1987131I want to know
Rolled 58 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1987131
>>1987120Considering Hiki was utterly terrified of the man the one time they met?Yeah it seems a LITTLE out of character to just go up to him for tutoring.
Rolled 52 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1987131
Rolled 47 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1987131>Also anyone wanna' know what Jutsu Sarutobi taught you?yes please
Rolled 63 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1987131Watch me blow this 110 out of the water. >Also anyone wanna' know what Jutsu Sarutobi taught you?ye
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>1987131Rollin, and tell us Moonrune
Rolled 12 (1d100)>>1987114Susumu's our cousin? I thought he was like, an uncle or the son of our dad's uncle, whatever that would be.>>1987131Sure, lay it on us.
>>1987136So close...Well, if this was easy for hiki then he'd have already learned it, I guess
>>1987131But i wanted to train with Saki-chan...
Ya'll got a 0.5 gain to Genjutsu, bringing you up to 1.5. You're not shit anymore.Also the Jutsu he taught you? Chidori.Yes, I rolled for that. Yes, it landed that. The other options were summoning techniques, transformations, and other Lightning based Jutsu's. One of them was basically the Lariat but with your elbow.Now. Final week. Taijutsu. You going back to Guy Sensei? Or someone else.
>>1987163Sorry, you're Genjutsu's at 1, not 1.5. Mistake on my part.
>>1987136Well finaly got that lvl 1 in genjutsu.
>>1987156>Well, if this was easy for hiki then he'd have already learned it, I guessHiki is a fag, Takeshi would have learned it already. >>1987163>1.5This is such a bad system. >You going back to Guy Sensei? Or someone else.Might as well, who else is there? Unless we can just go to Hiruzen again, then let's do that.
>>1987163DARK HORSE OPTION: Kiba's mom. She probably knows things Gai and Ko don't, since her fighting style's so different.This is never going to win.
>>1987172Ooooh, interesting. She's my favorite.Uh, not that i'm trying to sway the votes or anything.
>>1987163Train with Ko? Let's try use our sensei for something.
>>1987163>>1987172I got ya back dog! Kiba's mom!
>>1987173>She's my favorite.That's some low-tier taste senpai.
>>1987179Oh I'm sorry, liking dogs and MILF's is low tier these days? I think I'll go commit Sudoku now.
>>1987173>She's my favorite.IKR?
Supporting training with Guy again...
>>1987163Let's try this>>1987172
>>1987172I'm down with training with DogMILF.
>>1987163>ChidoriOh fuck the hell yes.>>1987163I'll join >>1987172 in voting for Tsume. Although Hana is the superior Inuzuka female.
Alright Kiba's mom wins (fuck yeah), now for the secondary options.She can teach you to be more brutal and unpredictable in combat, showing off some of the Inuzuka techniques at the cost of only giving you a 0.5 gain in Taijutsu.Or she can straight up train you in Taijutsu, with a possible gain of 0.5 to 1.0.
>>1987163>ChidoriThat was the exact reason why I wanted to train with Kakashi, but HIRUZEN YOU'RE BEST NINJUTSU TEACHER>>1987172You know what? I'll vote for thisMoon can we roll to seduce her? Please?
>>1987183Yes. >All these people would rather train with Tsume then Guy or Hiruzen.What about that ANBU guy? He fought pretty well with just one hand.
>>1987163>ChidoriHonestly curious why. Don't you need sharingan to use it correctly?
>>1987198Let's go with the first option. Passives are the best.
>>1987198First options sounds good
>>1987198> Normal taijutsu
>>1987198I'm all for being more savage and brutal.Nobody expects iron to be wild, and that's where we get 'em.
>>1987198Let's learn some of the brutal shit
Ah finaly fou d one to be our kenjutsu cousin
>>1987198I'd love to go with the first option. Also, if we do good, could we make a jutsu that can make iron clone dogs? Cause that would be awesome.
>>1987198let's become savage!!
>>1987198hiki doesnt strike me as the wild typeso no on the savagery
>>1987220Would rather have iron claws.
>>1987229We can already do that.
>>1987228>broke a guys neck>not brutal
>>1987235She can sense the iron in people and on them.
>>1987235It's to avoid the sharingan.
>>1987198Moon can we roll to seduce?
>>1987202Not really, the Sharingan just helps with the tunnel vision of moving super fast when using the move.Okay then, roll me 1d100+20 guys.DC's 80. Good luck.Also no, no seducing the MILF. Training first.
>>1987235zatoichi you uncultured swine
Rolled 47 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1987245
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>1987245
Rolled 70 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1987245Rolling...
Rolled 49 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1987245I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Kiba's mom.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZLfasMPOU4
Rolled 42 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1987242As much as I would like it, I doubt a woman with a child the same age as us is going to go for it. We can hope though, right?>>1987245
Rolled 93 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1987245Can we at least pat her head?
>>1987257This is a christian board anon. Don't bring that filth here...
>>1987240You mean the one pair of sharingan left in the world? Oh! Speaking of dojutsu, that gives me an idea! How old is Sinchu? Because I know who would be a perfect waifu for him.
>>1987252The dice have spoken!!!Glory to the Tetsu clan!
>>1987261He's 20. Because Hotaru is 23 and he says she is three years older then him.
>>1987252Passed. Now it's time to tell you all what Hiki learned from all those teachers, besides you know, the gains.>From DanzoHe tried implanting his batshit crazy idea of bullshit, but Hiki's autism was too much. He was focused.>From GaiSame thing with the power of Youth. Sadly.>SarutobiTaught him the importance of the Will of Fire. Thanks to Ko Sensei this has been ingrained into Hiki's mind, he cares for the village and all who live in it. >SusumuImportance of the Clan above all else. Feels conflicted about this and the Will of Fire. Wants to do both.>Kiba's Mom.Rip and Tear your enemies so they don't get back up.Also got to play with dogs and that was fun.Okay guys, give me an hour to get all these posts ready and stuff, then we'll call it a night.
>>1987279>He tried implanting his batshit crazy idea of bullshit, but Hiki's autism was too much. He was focused.What an ass.
>>1987273He's probably best girl's age then. >Light hair>Pale>Iron controlling kekkei genkai>Off-balances the clan's genjutsu weakness>Rich family>Can take it like a champ>Hates the UchihaAre there any cons?
>>1987290yeah that hiki kids a real cunt. someone should, i dont know, kidnap him or something
>>1987297Preferrably a Christmas Cake or MILF.A MILF that likes vanilla sex and having children.And marriage.Maybe headpats too.
Here's a thought.Can Hiki sing?
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>1987310rolling to see
>>1987310Since I keep imagining Hiki as like Kiryu from the Yakuza games. Yes
>>1987310Oh wow we'ev never even thought about what hobbies the clan has or what mundane things they're good at.
>>1987279Would a second dose of Danzo have been more successful in corrupting Hiki, or would Hiki's power level be too much for even him to overcome.
>>1987303And snakes, and nethose, and sweets in general>>1987310Yes, haunting and beautiful, his duos with taka are pure heaven and have brought the coldest soul to tears. sinchu totally cries like a complete bitch when he hears them sing and susumu teases the hell out of him over it big sis lijes to join in, she's.....it's not a nice noise that comes out of her
>>1987316Apparently the answer is yes.>>1987318>Hiki singing JUDGEMENTBUREAKIN' ZA LAW! BUREAKIN' ZA WARUDO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLDo-jHcvAQBut then who's...Oh no.Gaara is Hiki's Majima.
>>1987330Does anyone know why the token hobby is always cooking?
"Sir," You say, getting up from your table in the corner as you finally see Danzo walk into your sisters bakery. The bandages around your body are less than they were a week ago, but they're still very clearly visible.Danzo stops, turning fully so that he can see you with his one good eye. "Ah, the young Tetsu. I heard you have a very troublesome mission recently, my sympathies for the wounds your teammates suffered."You bow. "Thank you for your words sir, but there's something I wish to speak to you about." You stand up straight, fighting the urge to look away from Danzo's soul piercing eye. "Before you offered to train me in improving my Genjutsu. Is that offer still available?"He stares at you for a long second, silent and judging. "Of course Hikigaya," He says, voice like ice. "I'm always looking forward to helping those who protect Konoha."==="Concentrate Hikigaya." Danzo says, tapping his cane onto the hard, concrete floor as he looks up at you. You're currently dangling fifty feet in the air, balanced on one foot while holding two pots of water in each palm, desperately trying to keep your balance. This was some sort of inner relaxation technique, Danzo had told you, to help you gain composure and to be better able to tap into your chakra. Basically, if you could keep your balance by focusing the chakra into your one foot, keeping you from falling off, you'd be able to improve your Genjutsu control.You tried not to think about all the blood stains you saw below. "Think how lucky you are Hikigaya, to be able to use this type of training in the middle of peacetime. Just a few years ago and you'd be out on the battlefield, killing rival shinobi for your Village." He taps his cane again, the sound nearly driving you mad. "Just remember, the most important thing is to use this training for the sake of the Village, everything else is meaningless.""N-no it's not." You grunt, forcing your body still again."What was that Hikigaya?" Danzo asks, voice sending chills down your spine.You cave in. You jump off the rope, quickly running down the side of the walls before flipping and landing right in front of Danzo. Sweating like crazy, you bow to him. "Sir, I appreciate your training, I can tell it's helped me improve a great deal, but I must be going.""There's still more I could teach you, you know.""Another time perhaps." Or never, if you're lucky.
>>1987334The quickest way to a woman's heart is through her stomach.
>>1987026The original Five Nations MC had Salamanders.
>>1987334Cause it's useful, delicious, and a great way to attract women.
>>1987332Introducing the Gaara Everywhere System...
>>1987332>Gaara dressing in shitty drag at a cabaret club just to try and get Hikigaya to fight himI never realized I needed this.But I do now.
>>19873341. It's a great way to attract the women2. It's good for when you're on your own
>>1987336pffff Danzo got rejected. The way it should be.
>>1987321Suzu: BakingSusumu: CookingSinchu: GamblingTaka: Tabletop roleplaying games (some of the nurses were nerds)Hiki: Model trains
"Guy Sen-""OF COURSE I'll TRAIN YOU HIKIGAYA!"====You've got to admit, it feels good to be back to basic training and Taijutsu. Carrying two hundred pounds worth of concrete while running uphill on your hands? Nothing more relaxing in the world.You're even surprised to find yourself as the underdog most of the time to your senior, Lee. It seems a sparkling rivalry has grown between the two of you, which only helped fuel your growth in Taijutsu."Guy Sensei," You say, wiping your brow of sweat. "This last weeks worth of training has been most enjoyable. It's been a while since I've had the chance to feel the burn in my muscles."Guy smiles, flashing you a thumbs up in approval. "I'm glad you're experiencing the Springtime of Youth with such exuberance Hikigaya, it fill me with pride!""Oh, I'm not doing this for the Springtime of Youth sir." You say, cracking your neck as Lee does some one handed push ups...using only his finger. "I'm doing it so that the next time someone tries to hurt someone from my village, family, or one of my friends, I'll have the strength to stop him. Permanently.""Well that's....disturbing."You shrug. "Thank you for the training Guy Sensei. Lee," You turn to Lee, the two of you staring at each other for a long moment before locking each others arm in a manly embrace. "I look forward to meeting you in the Chunin Exams.""As do I Hiki!" Lee says, eyes sparkling. What a wonderful person.
>>1987366>Hiki: Model trainsBonus points: he makes them himself to train chakra control.
>>1987366Think you mean>Suzu: Baking>Susumu: Getting Baked.
>>1987373Hey Moon, can we send Sinchu to the Land of Water or a bordering nation anytime soon?
>Lee," You turn to Lee, the two of you staring at each other for a long moment before locking each others arm in a manly embrace. "I look forward to meeting you in the Chunin Exams.">"As do I Hiki!" Lee says, eyes sparkling. What a wonderful person.Hiki you are the best.
>>1987404He is, also. What would his stats be now?
>>1987397Probably to try getting some ninja puss. Also cause it would be fun.
"Third sir?" You say, gently walking into the Thirds office and seeing him at his desk, pipe in his mouth and loads of scattered documents on his desk.Sarutobi looks up from his work, a smile flashing on his lips as he sees you. "Ah, Hikigaya, how are you? Healing up nicely I see?"You nod, rotating your shoulder to work out the minor kinks. The only bandages you've got left on you now are on your arms, from where Reptile's acid hit you the worst. "Yes sir, everything's healing up just as intended.""Good. Now what can I do for you? As you can tell things are getting busy around here, what with the Chunin Exams coming up.""That's part of the reason I wanted to talk with you sir." You step forward, then kneel on the ground, placing your forehead against the lush carpe-wait why does it smell like wet monkey? "Third Hokage, I beg you to teach me in the art of Ninjutsu for one week."You keep your head down, not moving an inch even when you hear the Third get from his seat, his footsteps getting closer to you. There's silence for a while, then you see out of the corner of your eye the Third has gotten on the ground, his head level with yours as he stares at you. "Quite serious about this aren't you?""Yes sir." You say, sitting up so that you don't force the Third to bow down. "After what happened to Kori and the others at the trading post, I need to find a way to get stronger so that I can protect them.""Hmmm." Sarutobi scratches his chin, staring up at the ceiling for a moment. "Are you sure? I could just teach you an easy jutsu that'd take out anyone in your path, no problem at all."You blink, processing what the Third just asked you. An easy to learn jutsu that'd strike your enemies down? That's....You shake your head. "No. I'm not looking for something to kill with, I want to be able to protect my friends, and my Village."You look up, noticing the sly grin on the Thirds face. "Well then, I do have ONE jutsu in mind that might help, I didn't come up with it but I've certainly mastered it. And it just so happens to be used just for what you described." The Third motions for you to stand. "Meet me out in the forest tonight, we'll want to be alone for this."==="Well done Hiki." Sarutobi says, dressed up in his black battle outfit, the charred remains of a broken tree laying right in front of him. "Though it's only useful once a day, I'm sure it's what you were looking for.""Yes," You say, nearly out of breath and stamina, your right hand still tingling. The iron covering it slowly retreats, and you flex your fingers. "With this, I shouldn't have a problem in protecting the ones I care for.""And who do you care for Hiki?"You look him dead in the eye. "The Village, sir."He smiles. "Good."
>>1987409Mei is desperate enough for him I think.
>>1987408Fucking hell.Hikigaya>Ninjutsu: 3.5>Taijutsu: 3.5>Genjutsu: 1>Stamina: 4>Strength: 5>Intelligence: 3>Speed: 3>Seal Knowledge: 1.5
>>1987409It's more than just that, that's just a good bonus. >>1987415Nah, not the Christmas Cake Kage.
>>1987416>stat total 24.5For reference, Naruto had a stat total of 26 around the time of his fight with Pain. If I'm remembering when the 3rd databook came out correctly.
>>19874165 is the cap-off point, yes? We can't improve beyond it?
"YOU WENT AND TRAINED WITH WHO?!" Susumu screams in your face, the Elder almost falling out of his seat when you told him you need help with Genjutsu, but didn't want to go back to Danzo."Danzo," You repeat, wiping some spittle from your face. "He offered to help me a while back and I took him up on it. But I've grown...scared of him." You admit, looking down. "Which is why I need your help again Elder.""Please just call me Susumu." The Elder says, putting out his cigarette and standing. "And you know I'm always here to help you out when you need it.""Thank you Elder.""Susumu.""Yes Elder.""....just get the damn equipment Hiki."===="Okay, I gotta' ask, what happened?" Susumu stares wide eyed at you as you stare back at him, the Genin level Genjutsu he keeps sending to you easily blocked. Well, maybe it's a little difficult. "So Danzo had you standin' on a tight rope holdin' some water above a fuckin' concrete drop?""Language Elder." You chastise him."Hiki I'm 45, I'll fuckin' curse all I want." He sighs, leaning back and letting the Genjutsu drop completely. "Still can't believe you went into the underground with Danzo of all people. You know how creepy he is?""Extremely." You reply, rubbing your back. "So, how do you think I've improved in Genjutsu?"He waves his hand in a see-saw motion. "Not bad. You're still pretty crap, but you're leagues better than when you graduated."You bow. "Thank you Elder. I appreciate your training.""No problem Hiki. And it's Susumu.""Elder.""Susumu.""Elder.""...Hiki I'm going to count to ten and then I'm telling Suzu you stole her chocolate pudding cup.""goodbyeSusumusirgoodday." You say as you run out the room.""Fuckin' right I am."
>>1987446Moon said going above 5 is like "early 2000s Naruto OCs."
>>1987443I'm pretty sure Senju mode gave him an even bigger boost, because Kakashi has a fucking 34.5 and was having trouble.>>1987446No, that's like, retarded areas.
>>1987446I believe six is the cut off, but getting any stat is supposed to be near inpossible, near godly level. That or it is 5 and I'm just being retarded, can't remember. Either way, for all intents and pusposes, Hiki is an absolute monster, I think he's actually near jounin level, insanely inpressive for a 12 year old. He might be able to simulate kakashi's achievement of becoming a jounin before he's 13.
>>1987450The 5 scale is retarded, genin Neji is faster than Hiruzen. Among other things like Itachi and Jiraiya being tied in taijutsu. >>1987451>Hashirama, Madara, Nagato, Juubito, Kaguya, SOPS Naruto, Rinnegan Sasuke, Momoshiki, Toneri, etc. have the same stats as sick Itachi
>>1987468Hiruzen's an old 69 year old man. Neji's one of the best practitioners of the Hyuuga's style that emphasizes speed and accuracy.
>>1987443So we've nearly the same level of skill in a little over a month of piece meal training what took naruto over two years of intense training under a legendary sannin? Damn, Hiki really is a prodigy. The idea of skipping to shippuden Hiki is actually extremely terrifying....
>>1987476That 69 year old man fought two Zombiekages AND Orochimaru simultaneously, and god damn near WON. Hell from a tactical and strategic standpoint he DID win.Neji ain't got shit on that.
It's taking me a whole new thread, but I just realized we save Asuma's life!
>>1987481>implying Hiki isn't the SRPG crutch character who sucks up all the early game xp and leaves you feeling like a retard when he plot-dies.
"Kiba, I need your mom." You say, electing surprise and then quick anger from your mangy friend. "Oh wait. Sorry. "I need to see your mom.""What the hell for?" He asks, scratching Akamaru's neck. "Yer' tryin' to impregnate her like you are with Anko are ya'?"Shit, who told him about that. "N-no." You stutter. "I just need someone with Taijutsu expertise, since Guy Sensei is on a mission for the next week.""Oh, and we're just your second choice then? You know what Hiki, you can go fu-""KIBA!" Tsume, Kiba's mom suddenly appears, slamming her fist against the back of her sons head and causing him to scream in pain. "Don't go usin' foul language you little shit." She turns to you, smiling at you with literal fangs. "So Hikigaya, you're wantin' someone to teach you some Taijutsu huh?""Yes ma'am." You say, feeling immense sorrow for Kiba. His mom is terrifying. But she also seems friendly. Like a wolf. How fitting. "Would you mind teaching me?"She leans down, forcing you back against a tree as she slams her hand against the trunk. "Sure, I'd love to show a cutie like you how brutal and deadly the art of Taijutsu can be.""Aw geez mom don't go bein' a perv like everybody else." That earned him another strike to the head."Don't call callin' your mom a perv you little shit!" Tsume screams.You might regret this.====You regret this. While in the middle of the air both Tsume and her canine companion strike at you from opposite sides, causing you to spin in the air before she grabs your ankle and slams you into the ground. "Ow." You groan, pulling yourself out of the dirt only to be smacked int he face by a fist and a paw."Keep your head in the game Hikigaya! Shit's about to get serious!" She says, grinning as her large as a truck dog hops on top of her back, Tsume seemingly able to hold him up there with ease. "FANG OVER FANG!"==="Not bad Hiki." Tsume says, looking over your bruised and bandaged body that makes you appear more like your brother than your normal self. "Usually anybody not born into the Inuzuka Clan have a hell of a time going through our basic training regiment, but you did pretty well." She pats you on the back, causing you to fall over. "....eh I'm sure he's fine.
>>1987486>That 69 year old man fought two Zombiekages AND Orochimaru simultaneously, and god damn near WON. Hell from a tactical and strategic standpoint he DID win.Don't forget he died doing it, and it was very clearly established he was WELL past his prime.I'm also kinda pissed they toned down his success by making Hashirama practically a god and that Orochimaru couldn't summon him or his brother at their full strength. Power creep makes me sad.
>>1987468Honestly the 5 scale is just for my reference. You're still gonna' have problems if you're stupid about things. You've all just been incredibly lucky and smart about things.Also who says the other Genin haven't been improving as well.
>>1987492>She leans down, forcing you back against a tree as she slams her hand against the trunk
>>1987493>toned down his successHe still managed to seal Hashirama, Tobirama, and 1/4 of Orochimaru with the Reaper Death Seal. Even if both Hokage were weakened, he still has to seal their entire soul. That's more impressive than Minato sealing half of Kurama. >Don't forget he died doing it, and it was very clearly established he was WELL past his prime.He was still matching them pretty well physically.
>>1987497>Also who says the other Genin haven't been improving as well.We're all gonna be Kage level by VoTE boys!
>"Yer' tryin' to impregnate her like you are with Anko are ya'?">Shit, who told him about that. "N-no." Damn, he saw right through us!
>>1987501>He was still matching them pretty well physically.Yeah, I'm just saying that's why Neji could be faster than him. He was probably faster when he wasn't geriatric.
>>1987493>he died doing itBut he DID IT.I'd like to see Neji pull that shit off.I'd like to see Neji pull off anything anywhere NEAR that level.
>>1987513I don't think Neji could be juking either Orochimaru or a depowered Tobirama.
>>1987514I'd like to see Neji pull off anything anywhere NEAR that level.I got "dies to set Hinata up with Naruto." Is that good enough?The only good part of the last arc was Gai vs Madara. Most epic fight in Naruto.
>>1987524>The only good part of the last arc was Gai vs Madara. Most epic fight in Naruto.Yeah, Kakashi vs Obito, Naruto vs Sasuke, and Madara's Revival all sucked. Tbh in the anime and even the manga the Guy vs Madara fight wasn't that good. It was absolute sex in UNS4 though.
>"Yer' tryin' to impregnate her like you are with Anko are ya'?"Guess Hiki taste for the MILF's got out uh? Dammit Sasu keep your mouth shut.
>>1987506Geez, I hope not. I just chalk up hiki's fast development due to being a prodigy, and is still perfectly in canon when you compare him to other prodigies like itachi or kakashi, bkth of whom had higher stats and were jounins by hiki's current age. I assume hiki's development will just slow by the 3 to 4 range, with a couple 5s because he's a genius. All still perfectly in the canon power creep.
It's the last week before the Chunin exams. You're tired, you're bruised, you're slightly worried about Kiba's mom sneaking into your room at night and kidnapping you for more Taijutsu training, but you're prepared. You feel like you're above and beyond what you'd need to take the Exams.But there's still one problem left."Elder, I'm ready." You say, sitting on the floor as Susumu sits in front of you, the Iron Box that holds Tesshin sitting between the two of you."Are you sure Hiki, you could still hold off a few more years if you wanted, your health isn't in danger yet."You shake your head. "I'm about to take the Chunin Exams, I'll more than likely be pushed past my limits during them, and I'd like to know I prepared in every way possible so that there's no doubt in my mind if I fail them."Susumu nods. "Alright then. You know what to do."You look down at the Iron Box, edges more rusted than ever. You take a deep breath, then reach out your hand.====You're in a cave, just like how Sinchu, Suzu, and your brother described. Near the entrance is a large boulder blocking it, and near the end of the cave is an imposing figure completely covered in dark, cold iron."Tesshin.""Sup Hiki." He says, grinning at you with fangs that'd make Tsume jealous. "Sorry but there ain't no older women in here to try and take your innocence, and I ain't exactly lookin' to make that a test for ya' either." "...thank you?"He waves it off. "Aw, no problem. Now then, you've been workin' your ass off these last weeks to get ready for the Chunin Exams, ain't ya'?""How di-"He's suddenly behind you, arm wrapped around your shoulders. "I'm everywhere kid. In your Clan, in the ground, I'm even in your fucking blood. Just because I'm in this box, doesn't mean I'm not out there." He gives you a tight squeeze before laughing, letting you go. "But anyways, enough jabberin', time to get down to the test.""Yes." You say, nodding as you follow behind. "What is my test exactly?""Hmmm," Tesshin taps his jaw. "Dunno. You ain't like the others. With them I could prey on their fears or desires or faults. You're kinda' like a difficult puzzle that I can't crack right away." He walks over to his throne, plopping down in it as he stares at you. "What do YOU think the test should be?">Well, how do you respond?
>>1987528>Tbh in the anime and even the manga the Guy vs Madara fight wasn't that goodYeah, but they didn't feel as epic as Guy fighting Madara did to me.
What do you call a person who is attracted to older people? A grave robber?
>>1987539>Scary but also arousing older women.>Lots of them.>Everywhere.
>>1987539>Well, how do you respond?Something about chakra concentration and fine manipulation. What we're bad at. I can't imagine how fucked a Tetsu would be against a Chinoike.
>>1987539Our own test? Hmmmm, well I do have a terrible idea. I just need to confirm how terrible it is
>>1987539>I'm not sure, would you like to just talk for now?Hiki befriending fellow weirdo powers, activate!I find the idea of hiki getting along and even befriending his clan's literal god amazing
>>1987539>"While I want it to be nothing, it SHOULD be something dangerous. I could go mess with Naruto again. Or endure the pain of acid for a while. Beat me up a bit? I could go kill and sacrifice a bear."
>>1987539This is what Tesshin should do, don't say this:> Hiki's intense desire to protect his village, clan, and friends is noble, but it is also a vulnerability. Tesshin will prey upon that vulnerability and drive it out of Hiki
>>1987539>"Not sure really. But maybe we could just talk? You're a god, I'm sure you have a lot to talk about."I want to see the great iron god avatar vs. jinjuriki battle
>>1987571Fuck my gay ideas, this!
>>1987539Just sit there and think of something. Not moving. Not talking. Barely even breathing. Just. Stand. There. And. Think.Kinda like what Sinchu did, but with more autism.
>>1987550He just said he didn't want that.>>1987539A singging contest.
>>1987549Depending on how old: a Palentologist
>>1987571Chaos, I can count on you to understand where I'm going with this. and so, the walking god son of the tesu clan was born this day, may our avatar and future leader bring the clan to greatness
>>1987583Seconding the Autism.
Hmmm, so many ideas.Talking to a god, sitting around, challenging him to a fight, so many ideas. Hmmm.
>>1987539>you're slightly worried about Kiba's mom sneaking into your room at night and kidnapping you for more Taijutsu training>Taijutsu trainingWell it's a trainning and it's phisycal
>>1987602Why not a singing contest?
>>1987571I really like this.>>1987590Who said they'd be after our innocence?
>>1987612I think talking wins this
Okay so top 2 are >Talking with Tesshin, asking him about himself or stuff.and>Sitting there. Not moving. Just sitting there and thinking.
>>1987602I'm willing to support this (>>1987583) provided that Tesshin reads Hiki's mind and does this (>>1987569)...Challenge Hiki's core beliefs and attempt to mold them into something more defined and sustainable...
>>1987622>Talking with Tesshin, asking him about himself or stuff.So we don't have a repeat of last thread, is this a new vote or a continuation?
>>1987622>>Sitting there. Not moving. Just sitting there and thinking.I'm thinking this is more IC
>>1987611>Tessen taking down Bijuu>Implying a 'god' imprisoned in a dinky box is on the level of Jashin or the Otsutsuki
>>1987628It took 100 Tetsu Clan members to do this. And even then he still managed to fuck them over with Iron Poisoning.
>>1987622>Talking with Tesshin, asking him about himself or stuff.
>>1987622>>Talking with Tesshin, asking him about himself or stuff.Revote right?
>>1987622>Sitting there. Not moving. Just sitting there and thinking.
>>1987632>100 members of the weakest clan in KonohaPlease, it would take at most 10 Hyuuga and only 2 of them would be poisoned.
>>1987645No more Suzu lewds for you.Or Sinchu lewds either.
>>1987645Oh shut up Hiashi.
>>1987646Autism is winning 4 to 2 at the moment...
>>1987647It would only take 5 Uchiha/Senju or 1 Uzumaki/Kaguya/Chinoike.
>>1987645Hiashi stop trying to pretend to be an anon. You're too old for it.
I'll be damned, Talking with a god wins it.1d100.DC ???You're goddamn right it's ???.
Rolled 65 (1d100)>>1987661
>>1987645I'm pretty sure they already had their iron jutsu at that point, and during a time of war where the tetsu clan is incrediably powerful since tesshin is a bloodthirsty ear god, that ignores the fact you only need two people to seal a biju, and you only need a second person to because a living person is apparently a better prison than a magic box, and their powers are still usable in the form of jinchukiri
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>1987661Come on multiple Nat 1s
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>1987661>DC 5, Tesshin's really lonely
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>1987661nat 1
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>1987661Neji could do this with a d50 and one hand tied behind his back.
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>1987661> Talking wins???...Rolling...
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>1987661BBB
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>1987661
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>1987661
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>1987661
How interesting. Another 1d100 please.This one is 90.
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>1987682worried
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>1987682
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>1987682
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>1987682Rolling...
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>1987661
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>1987672Hey Hiashi, remember your brother?>>1987682
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>1987682You guys should have voted for Autism
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>1987682
Ooooooh.Okay then writing.
>>1987692>remember your brother?Hizashi died with dignity. Unlike the majority of Tetsu.
Rolled 51 (1d100)>>1987682>>1987693fug
>>1987682Ykes...guess Hiki failed uh?
Looks like hiki has to get put down .
>>1987696Well at least the edgelords got what they wanted. Now we have a edgy Hiki.
>>1987694>Says we should've voted for autism>Not wanting to become the avatar of the iron godI see your tastes are the height of shit peak, and I'll always pity you>>1987699Whatever you say to keep you from killing yourself moon-eye>>1987711He was already edgy anon, he's got some sharp edges on him
>>1987711>>1987710>>1987706Tetsu Clan Massacre when?
>>1987717I prefer Day of the Oxidizer.
>>1987716>avatar of the iron god>Immediately job hard to Shukaku's Magnet Release and Juinjutsu
>>1987719You're really going hard today Hiashi.Is this because Hanabi's gonna have 13 of Taka's kids?
>>1987717Oh Hiashi you poor dumb fuck, it's time to watch moon-eyes get butchered like pigs>>1987719Go back to your eugenics plan involving Hinata and Naruto
>>1987716>Avatar of the Iron God>Failed the Test, now you're just his bitch. I don't need Pity from a bitch.
>>1987722>Implying the cripple won't be the first to go on the Day of the Rust
>>1987726I've always wanted a salt mine anon, danke
>>1987724> Hiki goes insane> Somehow causes Hanabi's death> Cut to Taka
Y'all are overreacting, we failed by 8.
>>1987742It was still a DC90 you fail you become a blood thirsty psycho
>>1987742It's an angry god that took a sacrifice of 100 ninjas to lock away.Hiki's my favorite character and I hope we can salvage this.
"What if...""Yeah?" Tesshin leans forward, eye sparkling with mischief. "What if we what?"You gulp. "What if we just talked?" Tesshin frowns, tilting his head a bit. "You're a god, and I'm sure you don't get to talk to anyone these days that doesn't involve the tests. Right?""Yeah. Go on." Tesshin says, leaning back in his throne."And right now, you can't think of a good test to give me. So what if, we just talked.""About what?""Anything. You, the Clan, what you've seen over the years." You need to get him talking about something. "There's got to be something you want to discuss."Tesshin is silent for a moment, then grins. "Okay, tell you what, we'll talk. We'll talk about...a certain member of your Clan." Tesshin's face seems to spark, the iron in him disappearing, and in it's place is a man with dark hair and a strong looking face. He looks familiar. "Recognize this guy?"You look closer, you can feel like you've seen this person before, but where? "I...can't."Tesshin grins. "That's fine, we'll talk and you'll jog your memory eventually." Tesshin stands, sticking his hands in his pockets as he walks to wards you. "This man is very important in your Clan's history, imagine someone so important, so instrumental in the development of your Clan that without him, you'd be nothing." He starts walking around you, circling you. "Now imagine that very same person, and imagine him being barely remembered by anyone at all. Not his brothers and sisters, not his children, not even his parents. He's just brushed aside, like dust." Tesshin stops, staring right at you. "Figured it out yet?""...no." You say, but that nagging feeling is getting at you. WHERE have you seen this face before.Tesshin grins, bringing his finger up to his forehead. "Here, let me help you out a bit." He taps his forehead, sparks jumping around his face. The eyes sink in a bit, the nose becoming a bit smaller, the teeth becoming less sharp, and the hair-You widen your eyes, watching as Tesshin's black hair turns white, and his eyes become a soft shade of blue that you haven't seen in ten years. "Hello Hiki," He says, in a voice that makes you shake. "Been a while hasn't it. Still, you'd think that you'd at least remember...""...your dad.">End for tonight.>We'll pick back up tomorrow around Seven, so like, take this time, and minus 4 hours and that's when it'll start.>Hope you had fuuuuuuun.
>>1987742I know it's not that big a deal anon>>1987745But is it that? We don't know, so let's just shut up and find out
>>1987753Gee, almost like everyone was getting assmad over nothing like a bunch of tards.Also now I'm glad we failed that check.
>>1987753>"...your dad."Thank goodness this isn't Kumo Clan Quest, or we wouldn't recognize him at all.
>>1987753And to think anons were freaking out and getting assmad
>>1987763do spiders usually not know their parents?
>>1987771Of course people get mad, we're in a situation where if we fail, the character is essentially lost. And then you pick the option the character is literally worst at, resulting in fuck huge DCs. We're lucky we don't have that penality to socializing on rolls we use to.
>>1987771anons are always freaked out of botched rolls.Dont tell me ou pa is a missing nins
>>1987784Your pa is fucking dead Jim.
>>1987784No Papa is dead..problably..
>>1987773I don't know about spiders, but black people sure don't.
Y'all should have used Hiki's autism to his advantage instead of trying to talk to him. At least it wasn't an instant fail and might be salvaged.
>>1987782You think. It was only assumed that saying "hey want to talk" meant "if I sperg my soul is yours".>>1987801We're getting a lesson on our dead dad, pretty sure Tesshin is trying to fuck with us, but we still haven't actually got a trial or anything negative happening.
actually you guys should have chosen something interesting instead of trying to game it."Lots of shinobi achieve great things without a kekkai. I can too. I know you can seal my bloodline, do so until the Chunnin exams are over. If I call out for your help, I lose. If not you hold nothing back. Nothing."but I like extreme bets.
>>1987886>Lots of shinobi achieve great things without a kekkaiName ten. No jinchuuriki
>>1988575Tobirama, actually all the kages but hashirama Third RaikageLee, Might guy, could argue his dad7 swordsman :^)Sasori
>>1988580>7 swordsman>Great>Sasori used Magnet Release through the Third KazekageThird, Fourth, Fifth Kazekage all used Magnet Release, every Tsuchikage had either Dust or Lava Release, Fourth Mizukage was a Jinchuuriki, Fifth had two bloodlines. Third Raikage actually didn't have a bloodline though.
>>1988615Those aren't Shinobi.
>>1988615Are completely irrelevant.
>>1988611Saying Sasori doesnt count is a real stretch
>>1988747I have to agree, his puppetry skills and weird parasite puppet thing he did to himself are unique and the puppetry specifically was passed down, but it's not a kekkai genkai. He definitely counts.
>>1988754wait>Sasori used his Red Secret Technique: Performance of a Hundred Puppets to completely decimate the land of this and allow the land of that to conquer it>the land of this was taken by the land of that>this and thatdear god....
>>1988787It was filler. The Land of This at least, he did allegedly take over a country in canon. >>1988747He still used a kekkei genkai.
>>1988795No I know, it's just...these names
>>1988795He didnt have one though you nerd
>>1988795well then, there isKisame- the sword sure but he still was a powerful ninja in his own right with crap tons of stamina and chakraKonan-strong and capable enough to beat both sasori and the 5 tailsTsunade-came from a famous clan yes, but never inherited her grandpa's kekkai genkai, simply being naturally skilled, especially in medical ninjutsu, and became on of the three sanninJiraya-same as above, trained under the third and became the toad sage under his own skillThe third-a clansmen but no kekkai genkai from it and a powerful shinobiThe second-came from the powerful senju clan, but like tsunade, he never had his brother's kekkai genkai, but a genius who created multiple powerful ninjutsus that he would leave behind for the leaf ninja's to keep and learn from, including the shadow clone jutsu.The fourth-powerful but while his flash technique is unique and amazing as hell, it isn't a kekkai genkai, but simply a jutsu of his own creation, would marry into the uzumaki clan and it could be interpreted that that's where he learns his higher level sealing techniques, since that's what uzumaki are well known for.Hanzo- literally took on all three sannin during the war and gave them the name, effectively recognizing themMight Guy- do I even need to explain this one?Might Guy's dad- the one that even figured out the gates, and used them to their full potentialabout all I can think of right now
What've I come back to?
>>1988923a pretty normal discussion really
>>1988875>Might Guy's dadSure he beat the Seven Swordsmen, but he killed less than half of them, and even then it killed him. His name was Might Duy, by the way.
>>1988931True actually, true. Still I'm sure that the whole thing around the kekkai genkai is kind of irrelevant. Just kind of
>>1988946Well, single handily defeating less then half of a high leveled group of famed warriors is still really good, how high are you guys making the standards here?
>>1988954Defeating the jobbers of the Seven Swordsmen doesn't make you great. There's one shinobi nobody's really counted yet.
>>1988971Dude now you're just being a ninja snob about it, just because they're not super insane power creep tier doesn't mean the mist swordsmen aren't really fucking strong, come on. Not everyone can be magical fox boy jesus.
>>1988971Shit man, if defeating elite ninja team alone doesnt satisfy you, who does?
>>1988987>the mist swordsmen aren't really fucking strongThe jobber ones aren't that impressive. Even Zabuza got taken out by no-Mangekyo Kakashi. >>1988997The Second Mizukage would have worked.
>>1989003fuck it then. how bout the poison gas mask guy?
>>1989003Shit taste confirmedOkay guys pay no heed to this guys opinions
I wonder if Gaara is sad that we didn't go to meet him while we were at the outpost.
>>1989003so literally the only way someone qualifies is by being at least kage level, essentially the strongest ninja in the entire village? the fuck kind of standard is that?>No-Mangekyo Kakashido you even hear yourself?
>>1989011must be a shippuden fan.
>>1989003What the fuck kind of standard is that even? Jesus Christ what is your thinking?On a different note, I've thought of the greatest thing for when Hiki repeats Kakashi and Itachi's "Becoming a jounin at 13" deal
>>1989007>fuck it then. how bout the poison gas mask guy?Hanzo works. >>1989008Duy couldn't have done to the Fourth Division what Gengetsu or A did. >>1989011Calling someone "great" at jounin level is pretty generous. >>1989029Uchiha Massacre 2: Iron Boogaloo?
>>1989019eh, not really. It's decent but the power creep and secretly "everyone important is actually the child of some super powerful family" is kind of a let down from the original. Honestly, I preferred it when Naruto was shown to actually have a hard time but work for it and develop in interesting ways by his own merits and the nine tails somewhat, then ninja jesus kind of ruined that for me.
>>1989033sure buts that's still an insanely high standard, especially when the actual jounin class is so diverse in strength.
>>1989033Oh shut your whore elitist mouth Hiashi. Should Taka get strong enough, he could end up being on a team with Hiki
>>1989043So it means sakura is one too?She's the only 'normal' in the team
>>1989063what? I'm not sure what you mean
>>1989082oh shit, wrong guy.
>>1989049Not unless Hiki was authorized to lead a genin squad, which is doubtful considering his age. if not then just missions from time to time.
>>1989097I want a quest where we become a jounin and lead a squad dammit. And not as a jaded old man, though that was fun.
>>1989117That quest will be missed, but maybe later Hiki or Sinchu will end up being assigned to a genin squad to train. Assuming Hiki survives this, I don't see not elevating to jounin pretty damn fast, and as for the Third's thoughts on the matter, Hiki has shown a level of love and loyalty for the nin he fights along with, as well as the village, and to help develop sinchu's sense of self.
>>1989117But I could see Hiki being made a special jonon. With emphasis on "Special".That quest was awesome. Shame the QM disappeared.
>>1989117>>1989174It's a conspiracy, all the dead Naruto quests are run by the same QM to cockblock the players.
>>1989138>>1989174>>1989178If Moonrunes survives this thread, we should be good for a while, if the QM doesn't die at 5 threads they usually have 30 or so in them.
>>1989174Technically, if Hiki does pass the chunin exam then he's already eligible to be a special jounin I believe, though I have no idea how you are considered one, maybe a basic test on your skill level for gen, tai, or ninjutsu?>>1989181I believe in moon
>>1989195i too believe in Mini....
>>1989211I'm genuinely wondering what was up with mini dissapearing. He'd already done over 60 threads, was into it at the time, and we only needed another session or 2 to finish up the last minute and end that part. Even if he got bored with it and wanted to stop, I couldn't see him just stop right there and just dissapper like it was nothing, based on his behaviour prior. Then again I've been thrown for a loop before. where are you crusty, are you with the angels now Mr.Jones? so I don't know. Long live konoha quest...
Did anyone hear if Jounin quest is dead? I miss asshole Kirai already.
>>1989488On twitter he said "various issues" kept him from running a thread, then he said it got better, but never made another tweet after that.https://twitter.com/Miniseries_AnonEither he was good at pretending and really wasn't invested in the quest (which is hard for me to believe) and came up with an excuse, or things got worse for him.
>>1989525Yes it's dead
>>1989525Even more ded than Bort Quest.
Heads up, quest will be starting up again in 2 hours.
>>1990211>2hoursWhy must you torture me like that?Also i will be eagerly waiting.
>>1990224Because you touch yourself at night.
>>1990248But i do it thinking of your quest. You turned me into this!!
>>1990282Just wipe your hands before you type.
>>1990289Of course! I'm not some kind of savage.
>>1990289Y... you can do that?
Alright, are you guys ready!?You shouldn't be, there's still ten minutes left.
>>1990900Post now Kebabscribbles!
>>1990900let's fucken gooooo
>You are being tormented right now.Your father-NO! Tesshin. Tesshin. Tesshin's laughter fills the cave as you back up, hands wringing through your hair as you avert your eyes, not wanting to look upon the familiar face in front of you. This wasn't supposed to happen, this wasn't supposed to happen!"What's the matter son, not happy to see your old man?" Tesshin chortles, seemingly always in your line of sight not matter how much you avert your eyes. "Kind of hard to enjoy this moment huh, since the last time you saw me," Tesshin raise his head up, revealing his throat and the torn apart skin where the jugular used to be. "I dead in a pool of my own blood!""SHUT UP!" You roar, striking out and only hitting air. You tumble to the ground, Tesshin's laughter echoing throughout the cave and driving you mad. Why? WHY?!"Hiiiii-kiiiii." You shudder, the feminine voice all too familiar. The footsteps getting closer and closer to you fill you with dread, all you can do is stare at the floor. "Hiiii-kiiiiiii.">What do?
>>1990940> Breathe in. Count to ten. Breath out. Repeat.
>>1990940>"Get to the point!"
>>1990940Well... this is what you ask for Hiki. Speak to them and question what you have on your parents
>>1990951This but keep your eyes shut too
>>1990940>Calm down and don't sperg like Naruto wouldOh who am I kidding everyone will go for it
>>1990940Close our eyes. Grit our teeth. "What. Do. You. Want?"
>>1990965>Shut eyes+> (>>1990951)...Yeah, okay. I'm fine with making that amendment...
Looks like trying to remain calm is the winner.Anything else ya'll wanna' add to that? If not we can just start rolling.
>>1991001> Look at Tesshin straight in the eyes, regardless of what form it has taken and say:> "What do you want to talk about?"
Well alright, eyes closed and trying to remain calm.Good idea on the eyes closed thing anons.1d100.DC 90.
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>1991031Rolling...
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>1991031
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>1991031
>>1991040Holy shit you did it.
Rolled 4 (1d100)>>1991031Just think of trains.
>>1991040Well done Anon...Looks like Hiki's autism is unbreakable OP...
Rolled 96 (1d100)>>1991031watch this nat 1
What happened to Hiki's dad anyway? Did he job to death?
Try not to think about it. Try not to think about it. Try not to think about it. You regulate your breathing, shutting your eyes in case Tesshin gets the idea to have his face pop out the ground or something. You don't know, but you can't put anything past him. "You're not my mom, you're not my mom." You mutter, repeating it to yourself."But I am Hiki, can't you hear my voice?" You feel a soft hand gently place itself on your shoulder, your whole body shaking at this point from the fear of just taking one look behind you. But you have to push on, you have to remain calm. "Hiki. Look at your mother." The hand squeezes against your shoulder, fingers digging into your flesh, but you force yourself to keep still, to remain calm. "LOOK AT ME!" You can feel the whole cave shake with that roar, the hairs on the back of your neck standing on end.After a few moment of constant rumbling, you hear a distinctly Tesshin voice sighing, the hand on your shoulder letting you go. "You're no fun. Alright, to hell with it. Three questions.""What?" You say, turning your head but keeping your eyes closed."You said you wanted to talk, maybe ask me some questions. Well now's your chance. You wanna' know what makes me tick? You got three chances to do it." "What do you mean....tick?" "Uggggh." You can hear Tesshin's annoyance, like thick custard in the air. That's a thing right? "Look, even a god like me doesn't just start out hating and loathing people alright? I'm the god of Iron, what's evil about iron?" He pauses, then sighs again when you don't answer. "So here's the test, if you wanna' call it that. You got three questions you can ask me, and the whole point is to figure out how I ended up the way I am." He then claps his hands. "BUT! You can't ask me specifically HOW or WHY I ended up this way. Mmmmkay?""....okay?" You say, turning around till your facing Tesshin's voice. "Okay then. First question, shoot.">Well?
>>1991092"How were you born?"
Prompts nigga! Do you speak it?>>1991092Where did you come from?
>>1991092What... is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? What events have had the most influence on you?"See, we're not asking WHY, we're asking WHAT.
>>1991125Wait, let me reword that."What events have had a great deal of influence on you?"He can't be an ass and just give us a couple with this one.
>>1991125>we're not asking WHYOf course not, he's just a mindless monster, just like the Tailed Beasts.
>>1991131>Thinking the god of Iron is a mindless monster.>Thinking he's at all similar to the Tailed Beasts.Oh anon.
>>1991137Don't worry about it, all Hiashi knows how to do is eugenics and getting family members killed.
>>1991115>>1991121These two seem pretty similar that I could call the vote now. But I wanna' give it another ten minutes.....And I wanna' make a snack. Whoopwhoop!
>>1991137Everything I don't understand is a monster and should be sealed/killed. >>1991151>But I wanna' give it another ten minutes.Ded. This gives me the warm fuzzies, it reminds me of ERRANDS.
Alright cool, so asking him where he came from won. Writing.This actually won't help you that much in figuring out why Tesshin is the way he is, but it's fun backstory.
>>1991115>>1991121I support these suggestions. It is fitting that our first question concern Tesshin's origins...
>>1991194>but it's fun backstory.He's a Zetsu that was involved in a doton prank gone wrong?
>>1991251> He's a Zetsu that was involved in a doton prank gone sexual.ftfy
You think carefully. You could ask him what his most traumatic experience was, or what moment in life affected him the most, but that might not get you where you need to go. You need understanding of the god in front of you.You need to know where he came from."Where...how did you come to be?" You ask. There's silence, a long silence, then a small chuckle from Tesshin. It doesn't sound like all the previous laughter though, it sounds genuine, and surprised. "Really? First thing you ask is where I came from?" He sighs, and you can hear him walk over to his throne. "Okay. Where to start? Hmmm. You've heard of the Tailed Beasts, right?""Yes, they're dangerous beings that, if not put inside a human vessel would roam the countryside, destroying everything in their path.""Pfft, well that's a load of shit." ....You just tilt you head, mouth agape. You're too afraid to even let out a small sound of confusion unless Tesshin takes advantage of it. What does he mean?"Mmmkay. So time for a history lesson. The Sage of the Six Paths, he's the one who created the Tailed Beasts. Or rather, he split them up from an even bigger threat." He pauses, tapping his fingers against the throne arm. "Basically he had this whole idea of them being used to bring peace to the lands and all that other mushy stuff. Of course you humans fucked that whole thing up. You captured them, bound them to hosts that they didn't want to be bound to, and now almost every one of them hates the living hell out of humanity. And I don't blame them, you're all disgusting. You kill each other for the stupidest reasons, you go to war over the pettiest of arguments. You're pathetic."This...this is a lot to process for you. If what Tesshin saying is true, this changes things. You've grown up with the constant truth that, if the Tailed Beasts ever broke loose it'd be pandemonium for all. The reason they're sealed is because they're monsters, mindless beasts. But if they weren't then-
>>1991286"And so we move on to my story," Tesshin interrupts your thoughts. "Tell me Hiki, do you think everything in this world has a god attached to it? Do you think the butterflies have a god? Do you think there's a god of shit?""...I don't know.""Well that's a lame answer. But no, the answer is no. You see, the Tailed Beasts are beings of Chakra, they're living embodiments of it. Me? I'm around because of faith. One day, enough of you humans got together, and started praying to me. I wasn't even real yet, but you wanted someone to answer your prayers, so I popped up." You can hear him shuffling around, moving around the cave in hurried steps. "At first it was fun, you'd all call on me for a good source of iron, something good to smelt down and build up your houses or to build armor to protect you. But then you wanted more. You wanted sharper blades, heavier hammers, denser shields! But still I answered you, I answered you because you called on me, and you were so pathetic that back then, I would've done anything for you. I would've crawled on my stomach, I would've swam across the sea, all so that you could get the help from me you so desperately wanted." Tesshin is silent for a moment, then you hear him spitting on the ground. "Next question.">Next question>Also holy shit 4chan what the fuck.
>>1991290Ask him what changed.>>1991073Got betrayed while on a clan mission investigating a Tetsu missing-nin who should of been long dead.
>>1991290>Next questionWhat was it that happened that made the Tetsu think it was necessary to seal him?
>>1991309>Got betrayed while on a clan mission investigating a Tetsu missing-nin who should of been long dead.So he jobbed to Iron!Obito. Got it.
>>1991290"You said we were pathetic, 'back then'. What changed?"
>>1991290>"What made you the way you are?"
>>1991321Anon, come on.
>>1991320>>1991321>>1991309Guys. You can't ask that...> "So here's the test, if you wanna' call it that. You got three questions you can ask me, and the whole point is to figure out how I ended up the way I am." He then claps his hands. "BUT! You can't ask me specifically HOW or WHY I ended up this way. Mmmmkay?"...>>1991313Support...
>>1991328What? It's not against the rules :^) He should've been more specific.
>>1991320>you're all disgusting. You kill each other for the stupidest reasons, you go to war over the pettiest of arguments. You're pathetic."This is all in the present tense. >>1991290Moon, this is sort of an OOC/lore question, but does Tetsu predate the Sage? Him coming about through people worshiping him sounds like he was born from Yin-Yang Style Ninshu.
>>1991317Actually it was the Hyuuga he was partnered with that killed him. She lost some close family to a Tetsu that failed Tesshin's test and went berserk.
>>1991336>TetsuI mean Tesshin. Oops. >>1991345Hyuuga don't go berserk, who told you that lie? Must have been an Uchiha what did it.
Sorry about the absence there guys, Dad called me up and wanted to help him with Kodi. I don't know shit about that and I keep telling him to just call up some tech support or something, but he doesn't wanna' pay for it.Let me look over the votes real quick.
>>1991336Tesshin may or may not predate the Sage. It's up in the air.>>1991313This one wins because it's the only one supported that actually followed Tesshin's guidelines. Writing.
>>1991457What is a Kodi?Why does your dad think he needs to pay for tech support? Isn't that usually a free service?
>>1991463>This one wins because it's the only one supported that actually followed Tesshin's guidelinesWhat are his guidelines then? He only said how or why, not what.
>>1991467Kodi's basically a Roku.>>1991473>What made you the way you are? What changed?Dude, it's stated that you can't ask him directly why he's like the way he is right now. These questions do that.Anyways writing.
>>1991349Just admit your clan is a bunch of moon-eyed French niggers Hiashi. Only redeemable ones are Ko and your daughters
>>1991482...Roku, What is a?
>>1991493It's a thing that connects to your TV that lets you watch certain channels. Poor people use them instead of cable or streaming services. :^)>>1991492>Says the person from the impoverished clan that has a higher casualty rate than the Kaguya
You frown, sitting up and crossing your arms as you think of a new question. Then one pops up, one that you've been wanting to know about, at least from Tesshin's point of view. "What changed between you and the Tetsu Clan that made them want to seal you away?"Tesshin scoffs. "C'mon kid, you already know this one. Susumu drilled it into your head remember?""But I want to know about it from your point of view." You say, firmly."....fine. So, long ago the Tetsu Clan and me were pretty chill, I mean your Clan name means iron for fucks sake. In the beginning things were good, you made statues of me out of iron collected by your bare hands, you made sacrifices to me, it was all good. So I blessed you, gave you a little piece of me because you were good to me, even while all the other humans were complete trash." You feel the wind in the cave wrap around you, and then a heavy clawed hand taps you on the forehead. "Then you got greedy. You wanted more power, more strength, more than I was willing to offer. So you forced me. One-Hundred of you idiots tricked me into becoming a physical being for one night, telling me you wanted to learn from me in person. I was stupid to indulge you. Do you wanna' know the saddest part of that night? I could've walked away at any time, I could've just stopped and escaped. But I was thirsty for vengeance, thirsty for blood, I learned that from people. So I got sloppy, and one little Tetsu managed to get me inside a certain iron box. So that's what happened between me and your stupid clan Hiki, greed. Greed on both parts." You can feel him stand up, the pressure in the room increasing. "Now. Last question. Make it good.">Well?
Btw if you've already figured it out, go ahead and post. I'm pretty sure most of you have a grasp on what made Tesshin the way he is today.
>>1991520>But I was thirsty for vengeance, thirsty for blood, I learned that from peopleEvery being like this except the Otsutsuki is such a haughty dick. "I'm only evil because people made me that way!" Momoshiki owned up to it. >Well?Is there anything that can be done to quench the mutual distrust and hatred? And don't be greedy or vengeful, that's caused too much pain on all fronts. >We'll job to Pain before we can tnj him.
>>1991520Would he like to come with us, see how the world is now>>1991505>Says the one who caused his brother to die and is from a clan descended from the SoSP's less relavent brother
>>1991541>Descended from Hamura directly>A bad thingHizashi gave up his life for the good of the keka- I mean the clan.
>>1991520I like to think I'm usually pretty good at picking this stuff up, but I'm at loss right now beyond "people made me this way because I'm faith based and weapons are associated with iron aka me" type deal
>>1991520>What would convince you to stop hating my clan?>>1991538I feel kinda stupid now since I can't tell if it's people influencing him or because people stopped asking for his gifts.
>>1991541You wanna' ask Tesshin to come with you? You're letting him out of the box?Sure, you can do that.>>1991565...Yup. Nailed it.
>>1991540>Says when his brother jobbed to a LITERAL no named ninja >>1991549That also makes you related to the Kaguya my lad. But hey, Tetsu are the possibly older clan so respect your elders eugenicsman You know who ARE the Tetsu related to anyway? I'm honestly curious about that
>>1991571Oh shit really? I thought I was missing something, nice. I guess maining a cleric paid off. Could we ask a free question anyway?
>>1991520So Tesshin is a being born out of humanity's desire for a god and sustained, and composed, of their belief in his existence. Not only that but human behaviors and beliefs can be impressed upon him (They were greedy, thus I was greedy)...No, impressed upon is the wrong phrase. His mindset and behaviors mirrors those of those who believe in him, in terms of an aggregate sum...They are greedy, thus he was greedy. So maybe, he thinks humanity is reprehensible and pathetic because his followers think humanity is reprehensible and pathetic?
>>1991581You can if you want. Seems the popular one is asking what it would take to get him to stop hating your Clan.
>>1991573>Tetsu are the possibly olderNinja clans as they are didn't exist before Indra Otsutsuki founded Ninjutsu. Hizashi let himself be killed IIRC. >>1991586He has some edgy followers.
>>1991587Than I push for that, specifically how to settle this and make peace with the clan and their god without bloodshed, revenge or destruction, a truly peaceful solution. Maybe even viewing him as one of our clansmen, praying to him as a guardian of our clan rather than our war god.
>>1991592> The twist is that the Tensu clan doesn't exist. > Nagato improved the Six Paths of Pain technique to the point were he could control an entire clan's worth of bodies> Pain is the Tensu clan
Okay so, you've figured out the reason behind Tesshin's edgy bravado. Nice job.But you still have 1 question left, and it looks like asking him how to stop the beef between him and the Clan is popular.Question is, do you wanna' just give the answer to the test, or ask the final question?Tick tock.10 minutes.>>1991612Don't worry anon I saw your post as I was writing, I've taken your vote into consideration.
>>1991617Give him the answer, then ask if he'd like to work together on stopping the beef between him and the clan. Like 1991612 said, I guess
>>1991617We can give the answer after the last question, yeah? Might as well ask if we can.
>>1991617Ask the final question and then answer him