Titans Quest, takes place in the DC universe and currently focuses on Teen Titans. In particular it focuses on you, Adam Issacs, a member of the team who has been active in the cape community for over two months. Currently you have been given a minor leadership role with in the group and have become a probationary associate member of the Justice League. Who knows where your career will end up. You might wind up a full time member of the Justice League or a leader of the Teen Titans.The Titans are a New York based team of former sidekicks/young adult heroes who have decided to help train and support teenagers/new heroes just starting out on their own. Naturally while this quest is based on the DC comics universe, things are different. Superheros haven been around since forever, especially since WWII, but super heroics ebb and flow, with the Justice League having only been around less than seven years. The Teen Titans, have been active now for one year and are a little obscure to anyone but news hounds, New Yorkers, and super hero fanatics. On the broader scale, a lot of big villains and heroes haven’t made their debut. Darkseid and the rest of the New Gods are a mystery, Trigon existence is only now being believed, and Booster Gold is still a washed up security guard a couple of centuries into the future. Welcome to the New Age of HeroesTwitter: https://twitter.com/ManThorQMCharacter Sheet: https://pastebin.com/YqzUnUifCharacter Relationships: https://pastebin.com/Bbak8nVEDiscord: https://discord.gg/a83KzR Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Teen%20Titans%20Quest
The scenery has changed, there have been about ten shouting matches, and a dozen debriefings or updates about what the Joker pulled off but you only recently find the energy now to react to any of it. You are currently in the conference room of the Watchtower waiting for Mr Terrific to come back and inform you once again there was little to no trace of where the Joker went and where the ‘hostages’ are. A metal album full of hate was playing full throttle inside of you. Your heart was a drum solo that went from to long, hammering away. Your blood was the hot electricity being charged into the guitar causing the wave of static disconnecting your ears from anything happening on the outside world. It’s been 24 hours since the two most important women in your life have been taken hostage and both the Justice League and the Titans have taken a humiliating a loss by the biggest sociopath in the world. During all this the rest of the heroes and you obtained zero injuries during the battle and only had to show Jack of the Royal Flush gang for all your trouble. Batman, Nightwing, and the Question enter the room, having the look on their faces of a doctor about to deliver very mixed news about a surgery. You get up and try to approach them but Nightwing just motions you to sit down a small sad frown on his face. Pity for a friend. Grudgingly you oblige them, they had a hard enough job, that’s clear to you despite your rage against everyone and everything yourself included.“The Joker has made contact with us, you have another 24 hours to respond and I have to say I recommend you don’t.” The Question says, you feel mostly to himself.>A.) No>B.) If the Joker wants me, he’s going to get me or have a fit. That would be bad.>C.) Tell me what happened and then we’ll make that decision okay?
>>1983110>A.) No"Fuck you, tell me."
>>1983110>>B.) If the Joker wants me, he’s going to get me or have a fit. That would be bad.
>>1983110>B.) If the Joker wants me, he’s going to get me or have a fit. That would be bad.
>>1983110>B.) If the Joker wants me, he’s going to get me or have a fit. That would be bad.Question, I respect you and admire your intuition, but you know what Joker will do if I don't show. At most I can run interference while the rest of you get Raven and Harley out of there.
“Fuck you, tell me.” You answer. “If the Joker wants me, he’s going to get me or have a fit. That would be bad given he has hostages. People I care about.”Nightwing and the Question look at one another and at Batman, but all Batman does is stare at you the entire time. Nightwing and the Question continue to stand like that, a little confused and unsure of what to do, but eventually they take a seat at the table. The only person left standing is Batman and pretty much you’re all looking at him.“I figured as much. It’s a little to late to pretend that either the Joker is bad at mind games or in this situation that we’ll be forced to play along with them. A little background first though.” Batman says. “Roman Sionis was found dead in his penthouse suite. Joker gas and a little flag stating bang embedded in his chest, just an inch away from piercing his heart. Had been dead for a week, as long as the Joker impersonated him. He’d had been both a heist of Pablo Escobar’s larger cocaine shipments and revenge on you and Harley for a while now. When he heard that out of nowhere Harley was getting back into organized crime and found out from a source about Snowflame’s deal, he decided to kill two birds with one stone. He got on and away with alien teleportation tech that we’ve never seen the likes of.”“Joker isn’t a petty drug dealer though, even he loves pulling off capers like that. He has other plans for the cocaine and for you and your two lovers. He wants you, Snowflame, and my colleagues in Gotham in a very short time frame. He also wants to bring along three Titans to help with whatever happens there. We are to appear at Gotham’s now defunct Funland Adventures Amusement Park. The rest of the League and Titans will be distracted from trying to prevent satellites from dropping on the Earth? “>A.) How the hell did he get all the cocaine off the ship? They didn’t carry it with them when they left.>B.) Who the hell are the Royal Flush Gang?>C.) What the hell happened to us back there?>D.) Why Snowflame?>E.) Can I hear the actual message he left?
>>1983239>CCrucial information only, Lets move out. Lets not subject adam to the actual message.
>>1983239>B.) Who the hell are the Royal Flush Gang?>C.) What the hell happened to us back there?
>>1983239>>B.) Who the hell are the Royal Flush Gang?>>C.) What the hell happened to us back there?We should find out what were dealing with.
>>1983239>>B.) Who the hell are the Royal Flush Gang?>>C.) What the hell happened to us back there?
>>1983239>B.) Who the hell are the Royal Flush Gang?>C.) What the hell happened to us back there?>Lex used something similar after he was done showing off his super suit to my civvie id and Starfire.
“Who the hell are the Royal Flush Gang?” You ask.“Products of Amanda Walker’s twisted imagination, Project MKUltra’s findings, and Reagan’s hard on for anti communist assets at any cost. Or gifts from God twisted into weapons for man. They are are bunch of teenager or slightly older, almost in the same age group as you Titans, metahumans who when their DNA bleeped on the radar on Uncle Sam and got into trouble where whisked away to a special government facility and penitentiary. Most of them were even innocent of what petty crimes they were charged with in the first place. In any case they all had all the fun of a Chinese reeducation camp and Ultra Max American prison experience rolled into one. All of them became manifested super human abilities which were refined further through torture and training. They grew powerful and hateful, up until the Joker broke them out.” The Questions answers. “Well except for Ace...she supposedly was locked up because she had manifested her powers without an external situmali the Government feared her.”“Okay so what the hell happened to us back there?” You ask.“Ace did. The short teenaged girl about 14. She is in all likeleehood the strongest telepath in this part of the universe. J’onn tells me she easily outclasses all known Martians recorded throughout their history. You have to go back to legend and mythology to find someone comparable to her on Mars. A planet filled with telepaths” Batman says. “Of course that leaves the question who….”Select 3>A.) Miss Martian >B.) Artemis>C.) Beast Boy>D.) Cyborg>E.) Rose Wilson
>>1983367>A.) Miss Martian>D.) Cyborg>E.) Rose Wilson
You decide rather quickly and easily to honestly. It was now or never for testing Rose Wilson. She was trained by the best assassin in the world and obviously picked up more than a few of his tricks. Plus her ability to see three seconds into the future might be the deciding factor between life or death when dealing with someone utterly unpredictable like the Joker.Cyborg was one of the biggest hitters and most adaptable of the Titans and most importantly one of the most experienced. Not to sound racist or anything, but a pure advantage to them on another physical level. He was a cyborg and half his brain was a supercomputer, giving him a natural defense over Ace’s psychic abilities or Joker’s laughing gas. Hell if Joker had a surprise bomb hidden away, he was the resident bomb disposal expert of the Titans.Miss Martian was the obvious choice. Her shape shifting abilities made her excellent for stealth or surprise attacks. Her intangibility was a powerful defensive ace in the sleeve or would allow to get past some Joker’s traps or obstacles others just couldn’t get through. Most importantly her psychic abilities would also give her some resistance to Ace’s own. Plus she could read the Joker’s mind and….actually that’s a terrible idea fuck.With in a few hours the Titans you requested and the extended Bat family were next to you in the hangar bay and inside an extremely powerful experimental jet that just made your head hurt trying to figure out how it worked. You knew who Barbara and Robin were, but you were surprised to find that there was yet another Batgirl, who didn’t show an inch of her face in the all black costume.>A.) Let’s get this show on the road, we’ve got to save Harley and Raven>B.) Ask Batman for advice on facing the Joker>C.) See how the Titans are holding up>D.) Introduce yourself to the new Batgirl
>>1983489>B.) Ask Batman for advice on facing the Joker>A.) Let’s get this show on the road, we’ve got to save Harley and RavenThere's a time and place to make an introduction and now is not one of those.
>>1983489>B.) Ask Batman for advice on facing the Joker>A.) Let’s get this show on the road, we’ve got to save Harley and Raven
>>1983489>BGet that IC knowledge
>>1983489>>A.) Let’s get this show on the road, we’ve got to save Harley and Raven>>B.) Ask Batman for advice on facing the JokerInb4 he goes "He likes to talk. ignore him and push on!"
>>1983489>>D.) Introduce yourself to the new Batgirl
>>1983489>>B.) Ask Batman for advice on facing the Joker>>C.) See how the Titans are holding up>>D.) Introduce yourself to the new BatgirlBecause why not? Are we just gonna sit in silence on the ride over?
>>1983506Adam is not in the right mind to be friendly. Dude's having rape flashbacks and still has to juggle a hostage situation with the Joker and his OP 14-year-old reality bending slave....and prom's tomorrow! D:
>>1983489>A.) Let’s get this show on the road, we’ve got to save Harley and Raven>B.) Ask Batman for advice on facing the Joker
>>1983521The spoiler is the worst part!
>>1983521What's up with villans and underaged girls? First Slade and now the Joker.
>>1983528>>1983531Villains are squicky.
>>1983531They love that old saying: "If there's grass on the field, then the game's been over for two years."
Also: >who didn’t show an inch of her face in the all black costume.How the fuck does she even manage to breath then? Althought our mask is also like that.
“Batman...any advice before we go down there? Last time I ran into the Joker it didn’t go well.” You ask“It never does, win or lose.” Batman says. “The first and most important thing to understand about the Joker is that there is a larger point or purpose behind everything he does. He likes to and lies about being an agent of chaos or being a random cheese monkey prankster but he isn’t. He’s utterly meticulous. Unless you get the drop on him, and even then, he always at least has a backup plan in case a prediction of his goes wrong.More ever all the crimes he does are in essence a lecture or a prank on whoever he goes up against. The moment you land at Funland, he going to be playing mind games with you. He might know about your H.I.V.E ancestry and play that up but I doubt it. From his point of you, the moment you fucked Harley and started a relationship with her you stole his property and she’s insulted him. He’s going to try to draw comparisons between the two of you, you by seeing both Raven and her and him by being an abusive dick. This is also to break Harley mentally. Avoid engaging him and that nonsense move on through it. At the end of the day he’s just vain and likes to talk.If you can separate him from his gadgets, he’s a skilled fighter, but nothing to write home about. You will have little trouble in taking him down. The trouble is once again he always has a knife or more Joker Venom hidden somewhere. Don’t play with him when you corner him. Just take him down so we can send him back to Arkham or Blackgate.”You decide to just soak that in as the jet out of a sci fi film flies down like a bullet towards America’s Northeastern seaboard and the New Jersey Coast. Gotham is as Gothic and depressing as your memories told you it was. The whole damned place seemed like it was ripped right out of the set of RK studio's lot for some film noir picture. Black stone and steel everyone. Big blocky structures and creepy statues and street art everywhere to look. No wonder Batman turned out crazy as he is.
You finally see Funland and land right in the middle of it. As you look down the park is definitely on. The Ferris Wheel is light up and rolling, Roller coasters were racing along in their circles and loops with what looked like dummies and cutouts in the seats. Fuck you could smell the buttery popcorn, the fried corn dogs, and the super sweet cotton candy in the air. It’s only what’s blaring over the intercom that gets your attention.“Ladies and Gentlemen all rides and amusements are for today only are free but Funland’s signature Funhouse will require five special tickets for tonight’s special performance. Play our special contests and games hidden throughout the park to win and see the show of the life time. Though please no cheating...either the Jet goes or so does the theme park.” Joker says cheerily. “Leave early and so does the theme park. Got it? Good>A.) Go to the north of the park with Snowflame and Cassandra Cain>B.) Go to the south of the Park with Batman and Nightwing>C.) Go to the center of the park with Ravager and Miss Martians>D.) Go to the west of the park with Robin and Batgirl>E.) To the east of the park with Cyborg.
>>1983533>>1983531Scumbags tend to be scum
>>1983616>EEveryone gets a buddy.
>>1983616>E.) To the east of the park with Cyborg.
>>1983616>>E.) To the east of the park with Cyborg.We can't do a gravity boom without the BOOM.
>>1983616>>E.) To the east of the park with Cyborg"Have I mentioned I am starting to develop an irrational hatred of clowns?"
>>1983670"Except for Harley. She's an exception."
>>1983616>E.) To the east of the park with Cyborg.No i'm not avoiding the female cast for any reason.
You head out to the east of the park with Cyborg. It created a good, even number amongst the ranks, at least two people would be searching each area of the park.It seemed the eastern part of the park is where most of the roller coasters lie. Most were simple wooden or even steel things, just going up and down and side to side large, steep ramps or arches at high speeds. Some not even at high speeds you notice. Nothing out there for what was obviously a C or maybe a C list amusement park.There was one exception however. A giant red and blue metal monstrosity called the Twister. It had two steep drops and then flipped people around, guessing by the twisted spine of the rails, as it circled around in about a dozen loops in two tornado shaped series of rails and then went back to station to drop off the old riders and pick up new ones.There were a couple of things that also set it apart. It wasn’t running for one, unlike all the other rides in this section. Likewise it had zero dummies or cutouts buckled in the seats of each car or even any standing in line as you now noticed the other roller coasters of the park lay. Hell the whole thing had a faux rustic look tacked on to it by a quick paint job you had to guess the Joker set up.Sure enough as you and Victor walk towards it, the localized intercom blares on. Unlike the main one, this seemed to be a hack and rushed job to honest. For a full three seconds, a large static scratching scrapes across the little white horns they set up on the light poles and support beams of the Twister.“Heya, heya. So you two gents are trying your hand at the Twister. That’s a ticket to each of you if you win! How wonderful. You just need to make one whole pass throughout the Twister to win!” A feminine voice says cheerfully. A train of cars pulls up to the dock station right in front of you and Victor. “Please keep your hands and belongings with in the ride at all times. We are not liable for lost property or injuries you may sustain on the Twister. Have a fun trip.”>A.) Climb abroad with Victor>B.) Just walk the ride, the two of you could do it.>C.) Check the ride for traps.
>>1983751>C.) Check the ride for traps.>A.) Climb abroad with VictorSafety First, right?
>>1983751>CJust a cursory glance then>Awere on the clock
>>1983751>C.) Check the ride for traps.
>>1983751>>A.) Climb abroad with Victor>C.) Check the ride for traps.Oh boy, it's like the Golden Saucer. Except more dangerous and no cute ninja girl that has a crush on us.
>>1983751>>A.) Climb abroad with Victor
>>1983774>>1983763>>1983792>>1983762>>1983761rolling with Cyborg this time, roll 1d100+20
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>>1983801>>1983799>>1983798Vic has shitter luck than Adam, fail
Cyborg runs over the to car and give it the once over. You see his red glass eye lit up like a fiery coal and openly scan the entire train. He pops into every single one of the cars and looks underneath the seats, not only using his eye but sticking his hand underneath each one and feel around. After about five minutes Victor just stops and stops“Nothing. Completely clean.” Vic says shrugging his shoulders.“Well let’s ride.” You say, you and Vic jumping into the center car.It starts out a fairly normal roller coaster. The roller coaster slowly boosts up the intial ramp before the jump. To be honest the first couple of minutes are utterly surreal and awkward as the two of you sit silently and calmly next to each other, utterly sure that the rest of the group are in mortal danger while you’re dealing with this nonsense. Then when the drop happens you hear Victor scream.“Relax man, it’s just a ride.” You say at first before seeing the look on his face. He was in a deep pain all over his body. What the hell.“I can’t move. Not an inch….magnets. The magnets on the roller coaster have been modified, I’m stuck to this damned thing. Their near the wheels...I” Vic mutters.>A.) Try using your strength to rip him free.>B.) Try using your gravity powers to rip him free.>C.) Try using your gravity powers to rip the magnets off after finding them.>D.) Try using your gravity powers to rip the whole train free.
>>1983873>C.) Try using your gravity powers to rip the magnets off after finding them.
>>1983873>>C.) Try using your gravity powers to rip the magnets off after finding them.
>>1983873>>C.) Try using your gravity powers to rip the magnets off after finding them
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>>1983942you are the hero today
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You lean over the car, the look down at the wheels. You suppose it doesn't actually take you all that long, all things considered. But it feels like it’s hours before you see one of the magnets wedged on top of a wheel. After that it takes you more agonizing moments to spot the pattern. The most stressful in your life.You close your eyes and visualize a certain shape and it’s position. After another moment you reach out and actually form it with your invisible appendage. You are utterly amazed to find you not only managed to place exactly were you needed to with all this stress, but had apply the correct amount of force. With in a second all the magnets shoot out like coins out of a slot machine that just hit a jackpot.Cyborg is still screaming for a moment and you’re scared another trap had been activated on the roller coaster. Sure enough the padded bar holding you both on the car was too strong for a normal human to move out of...but you ripped it open easily without noticing to look for the magents. Finally you realize Vic is just scared out of his mind and you tap him on shoulder.“Sorry, I was just scarred….AHHHHHH” Vic starts before he’s ripped out of the coaster and is suspended in the middle of the air.In the middle of everything is the blonde teenager about your age in the poker queen get up. You seemed to be making Cyborg dance in the air with one hand, while the other was aimed at the train.>A.) Fly out of the train and rush her into a tackle.>B.) Fight with her over Victor using your gravity powers.>C.) Collapse the tracks behind her on her head.>D.) Use your gravity powers on the train and throw it at her with you on it, then kick her the hand and fly out of the way of the collision.
>>1984009>>D.) Use your gravity powers on the train and throw it at her with you on it, then kick her the hand and fly out of the way of the collision.
>>1984009>C.) Collapse the tracks behind her on her head.
>>1984009>>A.) Fly out of the train and rush her into a tackle.
>>1984009>>C.) Collapse the tracks behind her on her head.
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You reach out behind her with your mind and once again form a gravity field. This one however is much larger and powerful than the majority you’ve done before. It takes a lot of effort to both form it and activate, to the point you feel extremely relieved that she didn’t notice what you were doing or where you aiming for that matter.After a few seconds the whole your on begins to lift off the rails entirely as you enter the first tornado. You see Queen smiling mischievously form the middle, suspended in the air in the middle of the ride. You can swear you think she’s saying something but Vic’s screaming is drowning out any witticisms she might sharing. By the time the tornado is about to end you know the train is about to fly off the rails and rocket into the middle of the amusement park and become an metal inferno out there.But the later half of the tracks of the roller coaster fall on top of her and send both her and Victor to the ground. You lean over the side of your seat again to create a gravity field to bring back on Cyborg to train but you soon hear him screaming.“ITTTTTTT’SSSSSSSSSSS cOOOOOllllllll” Cyborg screams. “IIIIIIIIIII’mmmmmm FIGGGGGHTTTING hEEEErrrr ASSSSSS”>A.) Lift him up anyway, for both tickets and his safety>B.) Let him fight it out with her
>>1984128>A.) Lift him up anyway, for both tickets and his safety
>>1984128>>A.) Lift him up anyway, for both tickets and his safety
>>1984128>A.) Lift him up anyway, for both tickets and his safety"C'mon we have bigger fish to fry."
“C’mon, we have bigger fish to fry!” You yell, creating that gravity field and then flipping it to propel his metal ass on the train and the seat next to you. “I need both of those tickets and I’m not letting your steel behind get tossed around by master of magnets!”Within seconds your about to start the second tornado and fly off the rails since you used half of them to drop on Queen. Victor and you both scream and hug one another as you careen and race off the edge. You realize you can fly but you find your body paralyzed due to both fear and the momentum of the roller coaster. Your mind is free though. You create another gravity field between the missing tracks, that slowly connects and directs the train onto to the middle of the point of the ride. Victor and you let go.Victor coughs awkwardly. You stare forward and don’t look at in front of you and continue to do so yourself. You continue like this for the next four minutes when your arrive back the way station. Victor coughs again and go to the attendants both where you see two golden tickets waiting for you.The amusement park wide intercom flares up again, to the sound of laughter.“Three tickets have now been one. One for Cyborg, One for Adam, and One for Batman. Congrats on surviving the Twister and the House of Horrors fellas! Unfortunately The Twister is now closed down for patience and will be dispensing any more tickets.” The Joker says. “Oh and if they’re is an idiot child dressed like a disco dancer who was left alone in the House of Horrors. If there is man with a horse cock or man who think he’s a bat here...he’s waiting for you there.>A.) Go the South of the park and save Dick>B.) Go the Center of the park>C.) Go to the North of the park
>>1984209>A.) Go the South of the park and save Dick
>>1984209>A.) Go the South of the park and save DickGOD.DAMN IT.GRAYSON.
>>1984209>>A.) Go the South of the park and save Dick
>>1984213>>1984216>>1984221He failed his rolls, one by ten and the other he rolled a one. What can I say?
>>1984209>A.) Go the South of the park and save DickSigh heavily. "I'll go get him."
>>1984209>A.) Go the South of the park and save Dick-sigh-
>eventually save the world>everyone still only knows us as the hero with the big dick
>>1984258its a new definition to big god damn hero's
>>1984258>>1984263>one of the nicknames we get is White Shaft.
>>1984267or the "long arm of the law"
>>1984277>We're the horse and our current SO is the Sheriff that rides us.
>>1984213>>1984216>>1984218>believing in what the joker says.Didn't batman said to not play into his games? We should go Help Batgirl or Miss Martian. Besided dick was with Batman.
>>1984292I'd probably agree if ManThor didn't already tell us Dick was fucking up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVwqkBG0ulE“I’ll go get him.” You say sighing heavily “I’ll come with. Grayson’s my friend too Adam...and the tickets are still available to be won there. Only the Twister has been shut down.” Cyborg reminds you.“Fine let’s just go!” You say.The south of the park still has rides but they are more gimmicky and group oriented. Bumper cars, UFO rides, the spinning tea cups in the scheme of the primary colors that required people twist them around themselves to go faster, and of course the House of Terrors.It was a giant faux Victorian manor right out of Hammer or Universal movie. On the roof of it though were giant neon letters spelling out it’s name in hellfire red. Hell the last and first few letters even ended in faux flame. In the middle of each word was a giant smiling skull whose mouths open and closed after emitting a robotic moan or laugh. On the floor where constantly moving cars that could fit two. You notice however that the employee’s only door was wide open and had a piece of paper with a list of rules on it. Simple ones stating the participant had to actually make a find a set of keys to unlock the emergency exit. That ripping it open would disqualify them.You both sigh and enter the haunted house wondering where the hell Batman was. It was all standard fare at the start. Skeletons and vampires popping out of coffins. A fake lake where a rip off of the creature of the black lagoon. Then there was the animatronic witch who entered in the faux cabin...who butchered children with a butcher knife and stuck them. The ship containing the beast locked in below deck whose claws stuck out and roared occasionally.“You find anything yet Cyborg?” You ask.“I ain’t found shit.” He replies.Well that sucks, you make a second run at the fake grave yard, making sure to look over the gravestones one by one. It didn’t take long to get used to the fake giant worms and bones, like one second, but it was still hard to loom through on with the low light...what that giant zombie looked real. Like the witch.Why was it ten feet tall?Why did it just turn now?“Solomon Grundy….born on a monday.” It cried, it eyes opening and turning bright red>End
>>1984307He's in the ride.
>>1984309THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS
>>1984309Sheeet..Well at least it isn't Lobo...
Solomon Grundy is one bad guy we could just float his ass, but I am disconcerted about that witch
>>1984964But he probably has a key in him, so that might work against us.
>>1985415>>1984964He does have a key inside him.
Quickly! Give him our pants to pacify him!
“Christened on a Tuesday….Married on a Wednesday…..” Solomon Grundy said, the gray giant corpse plodding slowly towards you. “Sick on a Thursday….Grew Worse on Friday….” Each lurch of the monster made the ground shake and the tombstones tremble. As the zombie made it half way between the two of you, a coffin fell to the floor and spilled out a plastic vampire that looked a little too much like Count Chocula to be a coincidence. It’s eyes glowed for one moment, like they were pleading to you, before Solomon Grundy crushed it’s head with the sole of his decaying black boot. You now smell him as he continues distance and you noticed he didn’t smell like rot, but the graveyard after a fresh rain. Of soil and grass and even the sun...all things that should be pleasant but somehow aren’t. Finally he’s only about a foot away from you.“Hey Cyborg….Cyborg!!!” You scream.“What?” Vic yells, his voice coming closer.“Died on a Saturday…..Buried on a Sunday.” Solomon Grundy says, eye staring down at you. “And that wasn’t the end of Solomon Grundy.”>A.) Nice to meet you Solomon, I’m Adam (offer hand)>B.) Stay back big fella’, wouldn’t want to walk into me now would you.>C.) Kick him hard in the balls>D.) Combine your gravity powers and fist into a powerful punch (3 uses)>E.) Make him weightless and then crash him hard into the ground.
>>1990346>A.) Nice to meet you Solomon, I’m Adam (offer hand)
>>1990346>ADoes adam know anything about grundy? From JL or HIVE?
>>1990376Nope. Grundy just made his first confirmed appearance.
>>1990366>Solomon Grundysupport, just because it is hilarious although hearing those words out of nowhere is scary.
>>1990393I want to talk to him because I both know it's possible to talk him down, and because I love the big dumb tough but sweet archetype. It's great and I don't wanna fight, at least initially, anyone who's like that.
>>1990346>>A.) Nice to meet you Solomon, I’m Adam (offer hand)
Sorry for the delayRoll 1d100+10
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“Nice to meet you Solomon, I’m Adam.” You say offering a smile.“You….Adam...I Solomon Grundy. Today, Tuesday…..Solomon Grundy Meets Adam on Tuesday...” Grundy says looking you over up and down, half a smile on his face.You stick out your hand for a handshake. Solomon with the sudden movement in his direction suddenly screams out loud. Hands coming up and out over his face like he’s trying to protect himself from your hand. You have no idea if he’s been attacked a lot or has no idea what a hand shake is but you do know one thing. It was a bad idea given the sudden rage on his face.He suddenly pushes you and you go flying. You knock over a live car that would be normally touring the haunted house and rip it right off the rails with a short metallic bark from the damned thing. You don’t stop there and suddenly you pushed through at least two fake gravestones and have the words RIP FOR NOW land in your lap. Joy.“Solomon Grundy no like punches!!!” Solomon Grundy yells.“Okay, okay.” You moan getting up, suddenly noticing Cyborg aim his arm cannon at Grundy.>A.) Weight Grundy down with your gravity field and let Vic take the shot>B.) “Noooo…..Grundy I was offering you a handshake. I want to be friends Grundy, I don’t want to fight.>C.) Rush him, do a powerful punching combination and then launch him towards Cyborg for the shot.>D.) “That was mean Grundy, Bad. I’m trying to be nice here.”
>>1990561>B.) “Noooo…..Grundy I was offering you a handshake. I want to be friends Grundy, I don’t want to fight.
>>1990561>B.) “Noooo…..Grundy I was offering you a handshake. I want to be friends Grundy, I don’t want to fight.Adam friend! Grundy and Adam friends!
>>1990561>>B.) “Noooo…..Grundy I was offering you a handshake. I want to be friends Grundy, I don’t want to fight.
>>1990561>>B.) “Noooo…..Grundy I was offering you a handshake. I want to be friends Grundy, I don’t want to fight
>>1990566>>1990570>>1990579>>1990608>>1990609>>1990617Writing on the wall pretty dang obvious here, roll 1d100 + 10
Rolled 34 (1d100)>>1990624
Rolled 86 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>1990624
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>1990624
Sorry taking a short break, errand
“Noooo…..Grundy I was offering you a handshake. I want to be friends Grundy, I don’t want to fight.” You say, moaning and dusting yourself off.“Handshake?” Solomon says, looking at his hand and then sticking it towards you. “Handshake.”You take Solomon’s hand, and move up and down softly. Solomon Grundy smiles, revealing and row of broken teeth. He let’s out a coughing, exorbitant laugh and started moving his hand on his own. Almost immediately putting his entire strength bringing yours up and down. He lifts your body up with the motions for about four or five seconds. But you’re strong and it’s more than a little funny, so you join Solomon Grundy in his laugh.“Grundy like Adam...Grundy meet a friend on Tuesday.” He laughs>A.) Me too, would it be cool if I looked around the graveyard Grundy?>B.) You see a key around here Grundy?>C.) You see a man in a disco outfit around here Grundy?
>>1990781>C.) You see a man in a disco outfit around here Grundy?
>>1990781>>A.) Me too, would it be cool if I looked around the graveyard Grundy?>Looking for a key and another friend.
>>1990781>B.) You see a key around here Grundy?>C.) You see a man in a disco outfit around here Grundy?
>>1990781>>B.) You see a key around here Grundy?(( Not sure if Grundy would know what a disco outfit is ))
>>1990781>ADont badger the poor guy with too many questions. Take it slow.
>>1990781>B.) You see a key around here Grundy?>C.) You see a man in a disco outfit around here Grundy?A mean clown took away my friends and I'm trying to find them. Can you help me?
All options are tied, going with B.Roll 1d100 + 10
Rolled 19 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>1990874Rolling
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>1990874
>>1990858>>1990863Fuck roll 1d100+ 10 for this
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>1990884
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>1990874
>>1990878>>1990881On one hand these don't count, on the other the DC is pretty high
Rolled 41 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>1990884Rolling, again!
>>1990896One was linked to the first roll post, not the second.Does that count or not?
>>1990907Yes it does, you failed man
Rolled 97 (1d100)
“Hey Grundy you see a man in a disco outfit around here Grundy?” You ask.“Mean man come in and punch Grundy. Grundy punch him back. On a Tuesday.” Solomon Grundy says.“What about a key Grundy? Did you see a key anywhere?” You ask“Mean clown make me swallow key. It taste terrible. It in my guts now, I died because doctor play with Grundy’s stomach. On a Saturday.” Solomon Grundy says sadly. “No touch my stomach friend.”You notice a gaping hole in Solomon’s dress shirt and wound in Grundy’s stomach now with him as close as you are. Inside it was a large tangled rope of intestines like a rope in a series of notes that had dried out to a pale ghost white. As you look harder sure enough you notice a large iron key that looked it came from an old English manor that was both very old and unlike this haunted house, very very real.>A.) Well see you Grundy. (look for Nightwing)>B.) Wait Grundy, behind you! (Try and sneak the key out of his guts.>C.) Wait…please….Grundy is there any way I can get that key? Anything you want?
>>1990948>A.) Well see you Grundy. (look for Nightwing)
>>1990948>AI thought he would turn hostile. This is fine.
>>1990948>>A.) Well see you Grundy. (look for Nightwing)>>1990968so did i
>>1990948>>C.) Wait…please….Grundy is there any way I can get that key? Anything you want?It's probably important
>>1990948>A.) Well see you Grundy. (look for Nightwing)Thanks for your help Grundy. I need to find my other friends.such a good boy
>>1990948>>C.) Wait…please….Grundy is there any way I can get that key? Anything you want?
>>1990987He really is.>>1990984>>1990992We can come back later.
>>1990997>1990997C leads to a mini quest outside of the haunted house. You can come back later but do something first.
>>1991006If we have to leave the haunted house for the quest we should just look for NW first.
>>1991006In that case let's find Nightwing first.
“Well see you Grundy!” You say, waving you hand at the giant zombie. You lift his hand and wave it at him.“Bye Adam!” Grundy says happily.You continue looking around the graveyard portion of the haunted house for Nightwing. He had to be here, Grundy was lounging around here after all. Given that currently he was standing still, humming softly to himself and staring off blanky...it was a safe bet he wasn’t exactly active either. But he wasn’t just on the grass or on the surface, you had all ready gave it the once over.You look at the coffin you smashed through and get an idea though. Grundy was powerful, maybe he knocked Grayson into something. You start opening coffins and into go into the spring loaded grave spots looking for Nightwing in any of them. Finally afte about ten minutes, you find Dick laying right next to a skeleton holding knife in one of the coffins.“Wake up Nightwing.” You say, grabbing him by the shoulder and shaking him. “Time to wake up man.”“uuugghhh got a ticket but...”Nightwing starts.“Grundy’s a nice guy, should have talked first man.” You say laughing nervously.>A.) Let’s go see what Grundy wants for the key>B.) Let’s go to the north of the park with Snowflame and Cassandra>C.) Go to the center of the Park with Miss Martian and Ravanger>D.) Go to the west of the Park with Robin and Batgirl
>>1991172>C.) Go to the center of the Park with Miss Martian and RavangerGotta check on the new blood.
>>1991172>D.) Go to the west of the Park with Robin and Batgirlwhich robin is this?
>>1991172>>A.) Let’s go see what Grundy wants for the key>>1991184judgeing by the side story "break up" id guess Tim
>>1991172>CRegroup with the titans
>>1991172>>A.) Let’s go see what Grundy wants for the key
>>1991172>C.) Go to the center of the Park with Miss Martian and Ravanger
>>1991172>>C.) Go to the center of the Park with Miss Martian and Ravanger
>>1991172>A.) Let’s go see what Grundy wants for the key
“In boring news, Nightwing earns a ticket after getting his clock cleaned. In less boring news Batgirl number two and the cocaine addict survived the carousal and get two tickets. Somehow they managed to not break it pretty boy. The clock is running though...a satellite landed in Star City killing 4 thousand people! Tick tock, hurry the hell up!”You run to the center of the park while Nightwing and Cyborg continue to search the Haunted House for anymore keys, Dick giving you his ticket after he makes a pass around the haunted house. Cyborg also gave you his giving you a total of three. You head towards the center and just see both filled and games, trinkets, and good smelling greasy food. Shooting range games, a strongman game leading to a novelty Batman shaped bell, the water gun shoot out game leading to you making a red ballon with the words: “haha” expand and probaly pop. A booth offering corndogs and cotton candy was in fact on and had a row of corn dogs laying underneath a heating lamp to keep them from getting cold...and leaving them ripe for the taking. No choas, no fighting, just the round of Rose cursing at the top of her lungs.You see Miss Martian and the Ravager in front of a booth with animatronic Joker standing about nine feet in front of them. It was wearing a oversized straw hat and pinstripe suit in red and white too big for even the giant. It’s grin was just the right sized though, Joker sized and Joker level malicious. It was reciting questions in front of them they had no idea how to answer.“Let’s try again….you answer 4 questions correctly in a row and I’ll...oh Adam, how nice to see you. Maybe you can help them out. Question: Who is better in bed. Harley Quinn or Raven? Speak nice and loud for the intercom. I want them to hear this and offer their opinons.”>A.) I’m not doing this>B.) Harley >C.) Raven.>D.) Not fair, both have their good points and bad. It isn’t a black and white issue.
>>1991399>MeBut >B.) Harley
>>1991399>E.) MeI just love the fuck you factor of it
>>1991399>E) Me!If only for the chance it might throw Joker off a bit.
“Me.” You answer smiling.“That wasn’t the question!” Joker yells.“Sure it was. You never stated Harley or Raven had to be the answer.” You say smiling. Rose laughs at this while you hear Joker grit his teeth.“That might apply to the other questions I have lined up but not this one. It was an either or!” Joker says. “Answer!”>A.) Harley>B.) Raven.>C.) Not doing this.
>>1991537>A.) HarleyShe had prior experience, plain and simple. Objectively maker her better in bed. It's not an insult to Raven and we don't mean it to be so.
>>1991537>Very well. "Or"
>>1991580Man I wish I'd thought of it. Nothing pisses the J-man off more than being wittier than him.
>>1991585We're clearly getting under his skin. might as well go for the full nine and throw him off his game
>>1991580Holy shit, you guys wanna piss Joker?The current DC quest, joker killed Reno because Reno stole the punchlineSupport
I mean he could turn around and maim/kill a hostage instead, probably good to not push him too far.
>>1991619We're smug assholes in the face of adversity.
>>1991537>D.) “Harley or Raven? Those are my only options right? ... Very well, I choose or!”
>>1991641Id support that if he didnt have hostages.
>>1991621unlikely. He's an ego maniac. its no 'fun' until he gets the laugh. upstaging him draws his focus on usBesides, its not like we asked him if he could taste our beast on harley's lips
>>1991537>>A.) Harleypretty sure this falls in line with batmans don't play his games advice
“That wasn’t the question!” Joker yells.“Sure it was. You never stated Harley or Raven had to be the answer.” You say smiling. Rose laughs at this while you hear Joker grit his teeth.“That might apply to the other questions I have lined up but not this one. It was an either or!” Joker says. “Answer!”“Very well, Or.” You say.You hear Joker scream over the intercom. The Joker robot mouth remaining wide open in a grim smile to issue the frustrated whelp. Both Miss Martian and Ravager are laughing to the point you think Miss Martian is starting to choke. You swear you could hear Harley and Raven laughing to. And a young female voice.“Now“Harley.” You say sighing“That should be obvious she had more experience, she’s had sex like hundreds of times? Are you really this juvenile?” You hear Raven say bored through the Joker mouth.“Fine. Question Two. Which girl do you like hanging out with?!” Joker says quickly.>A.) Raven. She engages me intellectually.>B.) Harley. She always make me laugh>C.) Miss Martian. I love hearing about another culture.>D.) Starfire...we do work together and she makes it a blast.>E.) Both Raven and Harley. Each offer me something different.
>>1991686>E.) Both Raven and Harley. Each offer me something different.
>>1991686>Do you really want me to go down a list of all the girls I enjoy hanging out with?
>>1991686>C.) Miss Martian. I love hearing about another culture.But you are close second Joker.
>>1991686>AHave we ever just hung out with harley besides missions and the one time we boned.
>>1991692He's just going to sigh and narrow the question.
>>1991686>A.) Raven. She engages me intellectually.
>>1991706Then he really need to ask more specific questions then doesn't he? I mean he really should be better at this.
>>1991706Would this buy us time to consolidate our forces on Joker
>>1991701Not much, really.
>>1991714Yes it would!
>>1991686>>D.) Starfire...we do work together and she makes it a blast.don't pick the hostages or both, those are obviously bad answers.
>>1991686Changing my answer from >>1991691to >A.) Raven. She engages me intellectually.
>>1991701Yeah, right after picking up Miss Martian. You most hung out on the business clock tho
>>1991686>>Do you really want me to go down a list of all the girls I enjoy hanging out with?
>>1991722Scratch that. Changing to >>1991692
We could go down the list anyway, since he asked
>>1991686>>1991706>Do you really want me to go down a list of all the girls I enjoy hanging out with?
>>1991686>F.)Every girl, I’m kind of a man whore like that!
>>1991735We dont even have to be honest. We can make up a bunch of shit and he might believe it"...and then there's Wondie. WooT! Have you ever been sandwiched by those legs?! Man!"
“Do you really want me to go down on the list of girls I enjoy hanging out with me? Are you nuts?” You ask.“Just answer the damned question. I can kill them at any moment!” Joker yells.“That wasn’t the game Joker.” You say. “Stop breaking your own rules. I just have to answer truthfully, I’m free to ask my own.”“AAAAHHHHH. Batgirl has won a ticket. Seven tickets have been one. One of you can enter my funhouse. With three more a second can enter. You must gather all give tickets at once.” Hurry up boy, which of them do you like hanging out with the most? There!”“Them?” You ask.“Damn wait...”>A.) Raven. She engages me intellectually.>B.) Harley. She always make me laugh>C.) Miss Martian. I love hearing about another culture.>D.) Starfire...we do work together and she makes it a blast.>E.) Both Raven and Harley. Each offer me something different.>F.) I enjoy the company of the women on my team
We have a much better social life than joker is what were getting at.
>>1991763>>E.) Both Raven and Harley. Each offer me something different.
>>1991763>DProbably hung out with her the most actually.
so im just popping in, raven and harley havent been raped or anything right
>>1991763>A.) Raven. She engages me intellectually.
>>1991791Joker is not a rapist. He didn't torture them either.
>>1991791Not that we know off and we heard Raven make a sarcastic quip a while back over the intercom... But if he has then we'll rip his dick off and feed it too him.
>>1991763>>D.) Starfire...we do work together and she makes it a blast.
>>1991798oh thank jesus fucking christ.
>>1991788>>1991818>>1991827He gave us a plural option, why?
Well I guess they are scoring points with Starfire when she hears this and isn't really pissing Raven or Harley off I guess.
>>1991763>F.) I enjoy the company of the women on my teamand on other teams and the girl at the coffee shop...
“Starfire. We do work together and I have to say she makes it a blast.” You say with a smile.“Starfire...wait you’re dating her too I thought that was a...” Joker says.“We aren’t, we’re just friends. Know what that word means Joker? I might be boning her but I enjoy her company and her character. We like hanging out. You’d know that if you’d ever had a friend.”Next question.” You say frowning. “Fine question 3: was Queen Bee any good in bed?” Joker says, trying to keep a calm voice.>A.) I was raped.>B.) I wasn’t in my right mind, not a fair question.>C.) Yes>D.) Was the Joker at all Harley?
>>1991908>"Gonna have to take a Mulligan on that one. Dont really remember that one. You know, the 'pheromones'....but i have pics. I can send them to you. Whats your number?"
>>1991908>D.) Was the Joker at all Harley?>>1991921Cell phones aren't a thing yet, especially ones that can send pictures.
>>1991908>>B.) I wasn’t in my right mind, not a fair question.
"Geez, the Riddler never would have been this unprofessional."
>>1991908>D.) Was the Joker at all Harley?Back on topic>how would I know? She could just say she was and I'd remember it as such. But from what my memory is telling me, yeah she was good.
>>1991908E) Did not happen.(( Not the smartest move showing a potential weakness. But Adam is also in denial still... So...Yeaaaah ))
>>1991908>D.) Was the Joker at all Harley?
>>1991940Changing it to >>1991921This
>>1991937>>1991954Cellphones don't exist yet.
Cell phones that send pictures don't exist. They are the size of footballs
>>1991908>Other) maybe, she fucked with my head! Worse than you ever will! I don’t want to think about it! Question four!
Oh right we're in the 80s forgot about that. Chaning my vote (again)>how would I know? She could just say she was and I'd remember it as such. But from what my memory is telling me, yeah she was good.WE JUST GOT OUR D WET NOTHING BAD HAPPENED.
>>1991908>>how would I know? She could just say she was and I'd remember it as such. But from what my memory is telling me, yeah she was good.
>>1992008>>how would I know? She could just say she was and I'd remember it as such. But from what my memory is telling me, yeah she was good.
>>1992008Ill support.this instead
“Was the Joker at all Harley?” You ask“How would I know? We never...” Harley begins before there is a click.“Alright, enough of that.” Joker suddenly says. “Answer the question now.”“How would I know? She could just say she was and I'd remember it as such. But from what my memory is telling me, yeah she was good. But it’s all fabricated.” You say.“Alright last question. Which one will you save?” Joker says, laughing angrily.>A.) Both, and I’ll rip you heart out and make you eat it>B.) Both, I’m taking you in Joker.>C.) Raven.>D.) Harley
>>1992062>>A.) Both, and I’ll rip you heart out and make you eat it
>>1992062>A.) Both, and I’ll rip you heart out and make you eat it
>>1992062>>B.) Both, I’m taking you in Joker.
>>1992062>A.) Both, and I’ll rip you heart out and make you eat itWe mad?
>>1992067>>1992072>>1992075Are you all trying to get demon powered joker
>>1992062>A.) Both, and I’ll rip you heart out and make you eat it:) I really hate this gigantic piece of shit. Nothing but problems for everybody since day 1.
>>1992081Saying something and actually doing it is two very different things my dear anon.
>>1992081He tried to harm Trigon's daughter. He won't get much, if anything.
>>1992066Ill change to>AJust say it calmly.
>>1992067>>1992072>>1992075>>1992082>>1992084As much as i'd love this we're a hero, lets reel it back in boys
>>1992109Fuck him. He's the Joker.He should have died a long time ago.
>>1992062>>1992109Can we say it so its ambiguous whether its a joke or not?
>>1992119Calm, friendly tone, and with a relaxed smile on our lips. Unnervingly, zero malice in our expression.
>>1992062>Other) Both or Neither. Thanks to your twisted games if I only save one, ill still lose.
>>1992081he just has to think we will and we can then knock him out.if he thinks we're a no kill fuck like batman hes just gonna force us into it like hes done batman before.batman said hes meticulous after all, we can throw a wrench into his plans just by having him believe a lie
“Both, and I’ll rip your heart out and make you eat it.” You say calmly and with a relaxed smile on your face. No malice was in your voice whatsoever either.“Oh boy I better look out. Here’s your ticket and see you on the flip side because you won’t be seeing me anytime soon...ahahahaha...wait? Where the hell is King?” Joker asks from the robot as a ticket pops out. You quickly grab it and turn around. Batman stood a specter in one hand and a small handful of tickets in the other. A smile was on his face and man was it scary. You thought Joker’s was worst parody of that friendly look but Batman had him beat by a mile. He started walking towards you, dropping the silver sci fi sceptre with one hand and stepping on it and breaking it with hard stomp of his right foot. He extends two tickets towards you.“I have five now and with this so do you. I have an additional two to give to someone else so three of us can enter into Joker’s funhouse.” Batman says. “Unfortunately King got away. Good work distracting the Joker and refusing to play his games. Wish I took better advantage of the opportunity you granted me.”“No fair!” Joker yells.“Write a clearer set of rules next time.” Batman says, throwing a batarang and cutting the head of the Joker robot in old time carnie gear clean off. A spurt of electricity followed out like a spurt of blood but that was it. “I’ll find a way to sneak in, I always do. Who do you want to back you up. The Royal Flush gang will be in there waiting for you.”>Chose Two.>A.) Cyborg>B.) Nightwing>C.) Miss Martian>D.) Ravager>E.) Batgirl (Barb)>F.) Batgirl (Cassandra)>G.) Snowflame.>H.) Robin (Tim Drake)
>>1992235>C.) Miss Martian>D.) Ravager
>>1992235D and F.
>>1992235>>A.) Cyborg>D.) RavagerTech support and anit ambush for meI say leave miss Martian since Ace is better then her
>>1992253Miss Martian is a/the safe choice, though.
>>1992235>Miss martian>nightwingMiss martain is op, and nightwing has the most experience with the joker. I would have said cyborg but queens still in play.
>>1992235>C.) Miss Martian>A.) Cyborgwe already beat Queen so Cyborg should be free and clear.
>>1992257Just because she might be better doesn't mean we shouldn't have our own psychic with us.
>>1992257Were not going to force her into a psychic battle with ace, but she has the inatgibility and invisibility that we could.use to gree the hostages.
>>1992258I wanted to get to know cain.
>>1992266but we have been told that Ace has power even the Martians haven't seen in like 1000 years
>>1992235>A.) Cyborg and >C.) Miss Martian"They are the ones I choose to bring along. I think a mix between Cyborgs hitting power and Miss Martians psychic abilities we're well rounded off to face the Flush gang"
>>1992280Just putting out there Miss Martian hasn't been tested or had her abilities really tested because she barely hit Martian 18.
>>1992280They haven't seen what Miss Martian can do.Plus, better some psychic defense than none.Also >>1992289
>>1992235>>C.) Miss Martian>>D.) Ravager
>>1992235>C.) Miss Martian>D.) RavagerMartian, because psychic fuckery. And Ravager because I have a crush on ravager
>>1992250Changing my vote here to>C.) Miss Martian>A.) Cyborg.
>>1992250>>1992253>>1992310>>1992311>>1992321WE took Queen down, Cyborg has machine defense against Ace and can defuse bombs.
>>1992235Lots of fair points being made.Changing my answer to>A.) Cyborg>F.) Batgirl (Cassandra)One for anti-Ace and the other because Bat-Ninja.
>>1992328Did we though? We saw her take a hit from a roller coaster car but did we actually see her get knocked out?
>>1992365Had her arm broken, but if she isnt downright out of the fight she is weakened
>>1992365I thought manthor mentioned she was hurt but not down, mightve been in the discord or i might be drunk.
“I’ll take Ravager and Miss Martian.” You say with a little hesitation.Miss Martian had a bunch of stealth skills that could come in handy and her telepathy. Ravager was trained by the best assassin in the world, had a powerful healing factor, and could see three seconds into the future. Always an edge with the Joker. You thought about Cyborg and even though you think Queen was down for the count...you never did let Cyborg check and finish the job.You scan around and sure enough you see the Fun House almost right dab in the middle. Batman calls everyone on his radio telling the rest of group to keep gathering tickets but that the four of you would be entering the Funhouse now. After the speakers, Joker happily mentioned that another satellite had hit Coast City this time. Among the dead was prominent scientist Dr. Henry Henshaw. You never head of him but you assumed it was a loss the city would feel for some time.You all, outside of Batman who starts scooping out the place, enter through the front door after depositing your tickets to the teller. The man was obviously some type of lunatic, laughing quietly in his over sized Frankenstein mask.The first room you entered was a museum of the odd exhibit, featuring shrunken heads and mummified limbs and animals. You aren’t really paying attention but the giant stuffed spider almost makes you laugh in spite of everything. Really? Than again you are pretty sure the iron maiden to your left is real. There was a lot of weird stuff in the world, not least of all you. Maybe the Joker stumbled onto something really strange but special here.“Boys and ghouls, teenagers of all legal ages, step right up and see the mystery and the oddities of the fun house. Feel free to take whatever you like out of this room, after this show no one will miss it. Let it wet your appetite folks!” Joker says, laughing over the intercom. “In these next four room though you will see four special creatures. Made by God not by Man. God’s special gifts...warped by man. Counterpoints and reminders of why Gravitas here was made and why he shouldn’t have been at all. Choose your door, take your time. Chicago or Central City are next...can’t aim the damn thing. Always go Soviet when you steal a doomsday weapon kids. One at a time now kiddies”>Chose a room for each person: Ravager, Miss Marian, and Adam>A.) Go through the door with the rose>B.) Go through the door with the circus strong man on top>C.) Enter the mirror room to your left>D.) Go to the treasure room to your left.
>>1992407Adam: ARavager: BMM: C
>>1992407Adam through B, Rose through A, Miss Martian through C.
>>1992407>Ravager - A>Us - D>Martian - C
>>1992235 >>1992250>>1992253>>1992257>>1992259>>1992262>>1992286>>1992310>>1992311>>1992321>>1992322>>1992346>Not Picking Grundy
>>1992407Rose>CMM>BAdam>AManthor gave some subtle hints in the discord
>>1992453Why not send in the telepath for the mirror room?
>>1992465Why not send the intangible woman with psychic powers through the strong man room.
>>1992407>Adam - A>Ravager - C>Miss Martian - B
>>1992467That'll likely require strength.
“I’ll go through the room with the strongman, Miss Martian you go through the mirror room, Ravager you go through the room with the rose? That sound good to everyone.” You ask“A little on the nose but sure.” Ravager answers.You walk through the room with the strongman on top of it. When you first enter to be honest you don’t see much out of the ordinary, hell it’s kinda of plain for a fun house. There was a bunch of antique weight equipment up to and including a boulder which was helpfully labeled as what the ancient Greeks used for weight training wrestlers, soldiers, and pankration experts. For some odd reason you wondered if that was true of Wonder Woman and the amazons as well. Videos played to your side of strong man feats like pulling a bus, four of them holding up and racing with a car, and of one crushing a big chunk of rock with his bare hands. The supposed bus was actually off to your side, with a big ‘Do Not Enter the Bus” warning on front of it.As you turn your head you see Ten, cracking his knuckled and sitting on a bench press. He stands up and whistles. He still stands there though, posed to charge you but not doing it.“Sorry Adam had to prerecord this, busy giving the low down to everyone at the same time. Welcome to the Strong Man room and behold the greatest strong man in history. Dante here was just that before the Government took him away. Dante was never good at sports, not that he wasn’t athletic, god no. He always moved a little to fast and played a little to hard to learn to be a team player or learn finesse. The weightlifting team though? He blew the competition away. A little too much in fact. The Government and Amanda Walker in particular thought Dante needed to ‘help’ Dante with his finesse problems. Isn’t that right Dante?” Joker asks over the intercom.“You know it!” Ten says bitterly to the recording and to you.“But it wasn’t just Walker who pulled this off. No. She needed the help of a team of experts who eventually would form H.I.V.E. They framed poor Dante here for drunk driving and sent him to Louisiana and to the future Brother Blood. From his torture and crushing pressure that could fold a Destroyer ship in half Ten gained his super strength and toughness….and his new name. And you gained one of many daddies and mommies. Any thing you want to say to your boy Ten?” Joker asks.“Yeah, let’s play catch.” Ten laughs, lifting a giant free standing weight and chucking it at you.>End
Well, thats....huh...something tells me even if we try to, we're not going to be able to beat our years of overdue child support out of him
>>1992621ya know whats smart throwing things at a guy we can control gravity and throw it back even harder
>>1992737His name is also his IQ level.
>>1992740ohhhhh straight fire right there
>>1992740>>1992737Ten isn't the brightest guy, I mean he was okay being caught in the bomb's radius just so he could throw down with Superman.
You duck immediately and hop backwards to avoid the oncoming dumb bell. You don’t even really think about it, it comes utterly natural. Not that wanting to be hit by a free weight would be normal but you are reminded just how natural how natural these dodging movements are to you now.Ten just grunts in a mixture of pleasure, frustration, and thrill bellows out a roar while wielding a giant barbell with about five hundred pounds on each end of it like it was a tiny mallet for pounding it nails. He runs towards you and swinging it up over his head, more tan willing to repeat the process with you.>A.) Create a gravity field over the weight and send it crashing down, then unleash a rush of blows against Ten>B.) Blast him away with your gravity powers>C.) Make him weightless and than slam him down.>D.) Combine your gravity powers and natural strength and unleash a powerful uppercut. (3)
>>1999404>>B.) Blast him away with your gravity powers
>>1999404>>C.) Make him weightless and than slam him down.
>>1999404>A.) Create a gravity field over the weight and send it crashing down, then unleash a rush of blows against Ten
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>>1999486You try to create a gravity field around him to make him weightless and then send back crashing down onto the ground but time is everything. But the time you reach out with your power and try to create a rough shape with it, Ten is already bringing down the weight on top of you. For a few seconds you see dark and then the stars, you hurdling towards a black pit. The light brown wooden floors underneath you collapses and shattered more fine glass then something meant to hold hundreds of people. You think for a few brief moments you felt a crushing pressure on your skull too but if you did it’s gone, replaced by a red flash of extremely unpleasant heat and the feeling that your skull has a waterfall added onto it now. You look up and see Ten smiling and humming to himself, wiping his hands on his black overhalls thinking the fight is finished.>A.) Send him crashing down here with your gravity powers>B.) Fly up and tackle him through the ceiling and onto the next floor, then slam him back down here.>C.) Create a gravity field around his skull. Use pressure.>D.) Fly up, combine your gravity powers with your fist, and uppercut him (3)
>>1999597>>B.) Fly up and tackle him through the ceiling and onto the next floor, then slam him back down here.
>>1999597>C.) Create a gravity field around his skull. Use pressure.
>>1999609>Inb4 Grant 2
>>1999597>>B.) Fly up and tackle him through the ceiling and onto the next floor, then slam him back down here.he's tough enough
>>1999620Not even on a critical. Dude's built like a tank. You'd just give him a concussion
>>1999620It's what I'm hoping for.
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Well you had all the time in the world now. You look up and lift your hand to help you guide and aim your next gravity field. It was a much smaller and localized target, something that you weren’t still used to doing. You highly doubt Ten you could see you from here to begin with or your gravity field but better safe than sorry. As soon as Ten turns back to the door you came out of, you shift and craft the gravity field over his head.You close it push the pressure inwards.Ten lets out a loud scream of agony and confusion. At first he stumbles around a bit, but eventually his motions become sloppy and inaccurate. He wobbles around like a drunk or like he had a bag over his head. Soon he falls to his knees with a loud bang that causes the floor itself creak and shake, dust falling onto your spandex covered head. Than he falls.You float up slowly to investigate. Finding him lying down on the floor panting hard and covering his head with his hands in a vein attempt to protect his skull. Finally your field releases from the constant movements and he stops moving.You aren’t dumb though and aren’t surprised when he gets up, shaking his fists and arms like Hulk Hogan before he launched off into his finishing moves. Ten pumps himself up?He turns to find you and charges you, head first.>A.) Blast him with gravity powers.>B.) Wait until the last minute and then toss him over your shoulder, than punch him in the head.>C.) Combine your gravity powers and fist into one powerful blow (3)>D.) Create a gravity field behind him, tossing him backwards
>>1999862>>C.) Combine your gravity powers and fist into one powerful blow (3)he went a few rounds with superman he can take it
>>1999862>C.) Combine your gravity powers and fist into one powerful blow (3)
>>1999862>>A.) Blast him with gravity powers.
>>1999862>C.) Combine your gravity powers and fist into one powerful blow (3)Time for the big guns here.
>>1999862>>C.) Combine your gravity powers and fist into one powerful blow (3)
>>1999913>>1999909>>1999886>>1999877>>1999885Obvious result, 1d100+15
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Rolled 46 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>1999955Ugh helps if I do it right lol
You once again flex with both your arm and mind. With in a fraction of a second gravity field forms and shifts onto your hand and you form a fist. As Ten gets with in a foot of you, you wind arm back as far you can and still find time to hit him. When he is within a six inches of you, you unleash your punch.It connects with the top of Ten’s head and sends him flying feet first through the past few walls of the Funhouse. Like he had jumped into a cannon and was just launched off like a circus performer. In whatever case Ten doesn’t land in amusement park, let alone the Funhouse. For a split second you think he might have hit the highway, but you can’t be sure your eyes are about only thing not enhanced on you.“Damn and that had such a fun start. Come on forward Adam, door’s unlocked!” Joker says, laughing through the intercom. “You have a little a while to go though.”>A.) Step through the door forward.>B.) Go back and help M’gaan.>C.) Go back and help Rose.
>>2000035>C.) Go back and help Rose.
>>2000035>AWere on the clock.
>>2000035>>B.) Go back and help M’gaan.
>>2000047>>2000072There are satilites falling from the sky, the best thing to would be to push forward.
>>2000035Changing my vote >>2000047 to A.
>>2000079She's fine, don't worry about her.
>>2000079M'ggan cleaned up, shes probably ahead of us if anything.
>>2000035>>A.) Step through the door forward.
>>2000035>A.) Step through the door forward.Face the music
>>2000035>>A.) Step through the door forward.had to delete my old vote
You decide to solider on, trusting Rose and M’gaan to handle their obstacles and move continue forward. As you open the door and go into the next room, you notice to your annoyance that it’s one of those forced perspective hallways. To your sides it could mind up being much more narrow or shorter than it appears, forcing you at one point to walk on your knees to continue going forward. At other you bend your head over or turn sideways only to realize someone could have walked through it right next to you. Hell even the pictures and times on clock change as your position relative to them does. In another circumstance it would be cute. Not today though.Ahead of you, you see M’gann. She’s touching the walls in front of her and frowning. It seemed to be closed off completely with a bunch of junk and debris that shined with the dim glow of cheap metal. Gimmick trophies, fake Aztec golden statues, and meta rods littered around the place. She turns as you approach and just shrugs her shoulders. A soft smile appears on her face as she does so. She appeared frustrated to put it mildly but also relieved to see you.“I’m guessing you didn’t take on Queen yet behind your door? What a drag.” M’gaan says sighing as she does so. “Hey where is Ravager?”>A.) Dunno, maybe ahead of us, maybe back where she started. We got to move.>B.) Why don’t you just phase through it Miss Martian?>C.) So what did you find behind your door?>D.) Shit, want to see if there is a secret passageway or something?>E.) Why don’t you just phase through it M’gaan?>F.) You okay?
>>2000231>A.) Dunno, maybe ahead of us, maybe back where she started. We got to move.>F.) You okay?>E.) Why don’t you just phase through it M’gaan?Though try to say E as nicely as possible. The way I'm reading it is a bit snippy.
>>2000231>>F.) You okay?>A.) Dunno, maybe ahead of us, maybe back where she started. We got to move.>E.) Why don’t you just phase through it M’gaan?
>>2000231>>A.) Dunno, maybe ahead of us, maybe back where she started. We got to move.>F.) You okay?>C.) So what did you find behind your door?
>>2000240Supporting, but also tell her to be on her guard. This could be a trap set just for her since they know she made it through and can phase.
>>2000258Seconding the "tell her to be on her guard" part.
>>2000231>Have her phase back to check if rose needs help
“Dunno, maybe ahead of us, maybe back at her door. We got to move.” You say. “Got it.” M’gaan says but frowns and returns to the wall of debris. “Nothing.“You okay? We got to be on our guard.” You say with concern coming closer to her. “Yeah I’m fine, just stressed.” Miss Martian says smiling, a little more crookedly than usual though. She turned to face you. “I just noticed how cute you are...”“Why don’t you just phase through the wall M’gaan?” You ask suddenly.M’gann looks at you blankly for a moment, eyes twitching for moment like she just got faxed something in her mind. The weird smile appears back on her face as she looks at you, eyes once again holding on to the wall.“Well the thing about that is I really haven’t master intangibility all the way.” M’ggan says. “Why don’t you use your gravity powers to make a hole.>A.) Try it.>B.) Ask M’gaan what number you’re thinking of>C.) Punch her.>D.) Ask her about why Artemis set up you and Raven
>>2000394>D.) Ask her about why Artemis set up you and Raven>C.) Punch her.
>>2000394>BOh boy here come ace.
>>2000394>B.) Ask M’gaan what number you’re thinking of
>>2000394>C.) Punch her.
>>2000394>>D.) Ask her about why Artemis set up you and Raven
>>2000394Adding >D.) to my post>>2000407
well there goes the low dc >punch herits pretty fuckin obvious that its an imposter, but everyone wants to play the retarded detective asking questions just to make it harder on ourselves.Fuckin batman would have kicked her in the dick and tazed the bitch, no questions asked, since hes not a moron.
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Rolled 5 (1d100)>>2000462I really hope this isn't Ms Martian
>>2000477It's clearly not.
>>2000463Found the edgelord.
“Hey M’gaan, remember when you set me up with Raven? Good times.” You say, extending your hand towards the wall of metal, pretending to trying to use your gravity to make a hole in it.“Yeah, all the more reason why to hurry and save her.” The fake Miss Martian said. After a short while she winced and looked at you worried. Like she had just been suddenly feed a new line and told she just missteped verbaly during a play. “I mean I didn’t...”“Hey, M’gaan what number am I thinking of?” You ask, not turning your hand towards or really needing to.Suddenly M’gaan screamed. Her light and bright lime green skin shifting and blending into that a tanned but Caucasian Anglo who spent her time surfing or on the beach. She grew about an inch and her long went from a red feminine bun cut to a long flowing dirty blonde that went down to her shoulder blades. Her outfit went from the facsimile of the Japanese school girl look with a blue cape to that of the queen of clubs in playing cards.The wall suddenly shifted forward and you fled back, flying like a bullet away from all this. You could feel the cheap plaster wood break against you and you honestly didn’t care. It was more like back slaps and rain, instead of pain and possible splinters. You meant to keep on going but eventually you heard a soft cry and from behind it and it stopped in it’s tracks.“Yo? I took her out, thanks for distracting her.” A familiar voice says popping out of the debris walls, as it slowly collapsed and scattered like marbles, cheap metal coming up to your knees suddenly. You see Meg’s face helpfully pop out of the other end of the wall and lift her hand to say hi.“Meg, did you...” You start suddenly“Your a model who got his start with Mad Mod, we met at the circus and you worked out a deal with the Brotherhood to save me.” Miss Martian starts listing off things. “I heard you have sex with Harley for the first time at the hotel. Yeah I”“I get it, I get it, your Miss Martian. The other one wasn’t.” You say lifting your hands.“Well, looks like Adam and Miss Martian have made it through all the obstacles. In my funhouse. Come to the middle and see the main attraction!” Joker says with a laugh over the intercom.>A.) Go to the middle with Meg>B.) Go help Rose.
>>2000614>c. M'gaan how's rose doing, she need help?If noA.If yesB
>>2000614>B.) Go help RoseDont want Slade to track us down again
>>2000614>>B.) Go help Rose.
>>B.) Go help Rose
>>2000614>B.) Go help Rose.
Is it possible for only one of us to go help rose and the other continue? The more time we rake to confont joker the more people die.
>>2000639Sure. Who do you want to send to the Joker?
>>2000649We should go, hes focused on us and it could take the eyes off the other heroes operating around here.
>>2000657This. Really get him pissed off.
>>2000649We go. But not before we act super cheesy and heroic infront of M'gaan. Might lighten her mood
>>2000713You, I like you. Let's ham it up.
“Meg, you handle the Joker. I’ll help Ravager. Go.” You yell.“...Sure, be careful Adam!” Meg says, flying in the other direction, towards the dark abyss and a door shaped like that of a giant clown’s grin, abit with a big tooth missing.You run back towards direction you came in out of. You didn’t plan on going back through the door you came out of though, instead you book it further down where you imagine the Rose door was from that position.You slam open the door and see Ravager tangling literally with Floronic Man, a man comprised of a series of think wispy sticks of bark for limbs and random assorted green plant matter for muscle matter. Except for the face, which the human ancestry of the man was still present, abit now growing a thin sheen of grass here or there and with a light green skin tone on vaguely Caucasian facial features. The only thing not green or brown on his frame, were his deep ice blue eyes staring first at her but then turning to you.The entire room is just a garden of weird looking flowers and plants. The occasional human shaped tree or bark allegedly depicting pictures of people, dates of famous events, or shaped to look somewhat looked like animals ripped from mythology. So many weapons for Floronic Man to use.“….Gravtias I presume, how I waited to..” He starts before Ravager takes one of her swords and jams it in his mouth, ripping apart his thin jut of a jaw and spilling dark green ooze all over the floor.“Jesus Christ, Ra-” You start.“Cool it, it’ll grow back and if doesn’t the heads just for communication now. The damned thing is a plant not even an animal anymore. Help!” Rose says, Floronic Man’s body unravelling and lifting her up high into air, trying to trap her limbs or strangle her. You notice a sword on the floor, no doubt Rose’s.>A.) Cut off all the plant matter lifting her up with it.>B.) Create two gravity fields and rip Floronic Man’s body apart in half.>C.) Cut Floronic Man down at the feet.>D.) Throw a gravity field inside Floronic Man and make him explode
>>2000810>“Meg, you handle the Joker. I’ll help Ravager. Go.”opposite of what we wanted dude.
>>2000810>>C.) Cut Floronic Man down at the feet.Plants need roots, so go for that.
>>2000810>>D.) Throw a gravity field inside Floronic Man and make him explode
>>2000820Yeah, i voted that we go to joker
>>2000810>C.) Cut Floronic Man down at the feet.
Well fuck my brain fucked that read up. That was even my preferred action
>>2000856can we a get a do over post then cause its kinda of a big choice to not go after Joker our self
Ignore the old post, writing up a confrontation with the Joker
“I’ll handle the Joker. Go help Ravager.” You say, rushing forward to the dark abyss. “Gravitas wait.” M’gaan says, floating towards you, trying to get a hand on your shoulders“The west coast is being turned into Swiss Cheese Meg. Coast City just lost thousands of people just died. We also have to make sure Ravager is safe.” You say, brushing her hand aside but looking at her at the same time with pleading eyes. “The Joker wants me or Batman. No one else. They’re just cherries on the sundae. He’s listening right now probably but once he gets me all his attention will be focused on me. Good luck.” You say turning back and running.You rush towards a plaster casing of a clown and it’s smile for a door forward in the funhouse. You were almost surprised that it both didn’t look at all like the Joker but still managed to be creepy. A faux bozo like figure with features that were too exaggerated to be normal. It’s painted eyes and smile that held a door were as dead as the guards on the yacht. Hell even it’s teeth looked worn down and stained like a creepy older birthday clown you wouldn’t trust a second alone with kids.You knock the tooth door open and just see the Joker on a large large with a large film camera set up in front of him. The room is mostly empty except for him, Ace who sat on his lap, a goon manning the camera, and two cages holding Harley and Raven. Underneath both of them were trap doors and collars cartoonishly lined with obvious explosive devices. A large computer was hooked to the camera and Joker leaned over on it, typing all over it. He looked like he was about to talk into the microphone on it but instead turned to you and smiled.“Nice to see you again Adam. Here to pick up Harley or Raven? Or maybe stop the satellites from falling correct?” Joker asks, big smile on his face. He was genuinely curious.>A.) All of the above>B.) Use Fake Out to hurt him without actually hitting him.>C.) What’s your game.>D.) Hand both of them over Joker.>D.) Why are you dropping satellites Joker?
>>2000973>A.) All of the above>B.) Use Fake Out to hurt him without actually hitting him.
>>2000973>A>CLets get some more info before we sneak attack.
>>2000973Changing >>2000977to A and C.
>>2000973>>A.) All of the above>>B.) Use Fake Out to hurt him without actually hitting him.
>>2000973>E.) All of that and kick your ass>C.) What’s your game.
>>2000973>>A.) All of the above>C.) What’s your game.
“All the above” You say not bothering to hide your blistering anger from the tone of your voice.“Oh a cheeky one isn’t he Ace?” Joker asks, parting Ace’s black banks with his index finger and thumb softly.“Oh cut it out creep.” Harley says kicking the cage. Ace says nothing but stares at her with her wide eyed gaze, making Harley slink back.“Cute but what do you want? What’s your game?” You ask.“My game? Well one to remind the world embrasses the Joker. Two to make sure EVERYONE laughs.” Joker says with a smile, pointing to the camera and then the giant computer that was bigger than a coke machine next to the wall. “Wonder what that does?”“Does it write your material?” You ask bored.“No, it takes more of a producer role in my performance.” Joker says without batting an eye or reacting to your insult in any way. “Sure it literally makes those steel mirrors in space drop down to Earth but it has a creative role as well. To stop it the Justice League is going to link up every media satellite together under a broadcast frequency I actually have control of. Concidently, when it does, that camera over there will send a live broadcast over say….let me remember this right….85% of America and 63% of Mexico and Canada, a large percentage of which will be watching tv at that time. Ace is going to show the world what I see and millions of people are finally going to go as laughing mad as me over this bit. So what you going to do boy? Punch me? Break the camera? Go ahead.”>A.) Fake out punch him>B.) Turn the gravity off for all the electronic equipment and then smash it down.>C.) Use your gravity powers and fist into one blow, send the entire room crashing down to the lower floor.>D.) “Ace you don’t want to do this. Millions of people are going to die. I know what the Government did to you was wrong but the people didn’t know. They wouldn’t have stood for it.”>E.) Fling yourself at them and try to tackle both of them to the ground>F.) Write in
>>2001112>DAce Is the key
>>2001112>D.) “Ace you don’t want to do this. Millions of people are going to die. I know what the Government did to you was wrong but the people didn’t know. They wouldn’t have stood for it.”>F.) Write in"Joker, are you doing all this just 'cause Harley's only a good fit for me now?"
>>2001112>>D.) “Ace you don’t want to do this. Millions of people are going to die. I know what the Government did to you was wrong but the people didn’t know. They wouldn’t have stood for it.”
>>2001112>>D.) “Ace you don’t want to do this. Millions of people are going to die. I know what the Government did to you was wrong but the people didn’t know. They wouldn’t have stood for it.”>G. Why wouldn't you want to be embarrassed Joker? Isn't that what clown are for? To make people laugh at them for the fools they are? I mean hell this is probably the first time you've ever gotten a laugh out of people without cheating in years.
>>2001112>>D.) “Ace you don’t want to do this. Millions of people are going to die. I know what the Government did to you was wrong but the people didn’t know. They wouldn’t have stood for it.”Also prepare to make the cages, harley and raven weightless, I'm going to assume he will threaten to drop them/will drop one of them to make us stop talking to ace.
>>2001121Don't even address joker, just talk to ace
>>2001112>>F.) Write inOn the Boat you said the joker cared about you and the rest of the royal flush gang if that was true why did he not even hesitate on leaving Jack behind like he did and don't say so we can be informed of this place he could have done it seven different ways.
>>2001112Removing the write in bit from my post here >>2001121
“Ace you don’t want to do this. Millions of people are going to die. I know what the Government did to you was wrong but the people didn’t know. They wouldn’t have stood for it.” You say“But see that’s where you’re wrong.” Joker says, standing up and walking towards you, hands behind his back and his insane skull like grin growing even wider.“You I told you before. All but ONE member of the Royal Flush Gang were much like normal meta humans, their abilities latent until brought out by stress, pain, and danger. Ace is that exception.” Joker starts, circling around you. “But Ace was special. The moment she was born she just manifested her abilities almost instantaneously. Not so special in the case of those who can use telepathy, but Ace was on a league of her own Adam, so the effects were different. Normally psychics read a couple people’s minds that didn’t intend to, cheat on school tests, get Mom to give to them cookies for dinner, or maybe light a teddy bear on fire. Poor little Ace….she saw everything that the people around her did or thought. She didn’t mean to but she ‘granted those abilities to her mother and father….who weren’t nearly as mentally equipped to deal with it as their three year old daughter. So they killed themselves. Overdose, very sad. But not compared what happened to Ace.”Joker continued pacing around you, smile growing more wicked even as his voice waxed with sympathy and horror. His eyes red and mad at you, but sweet and soft when on Ace.“She cried out for help and the whole town listened. They bathed her, clothed her, and fed her out of their pockets and with their very hands. But she lacked finesse at that point and they didn’t do this out of some emotion she forced on them but by propelling their bodies by force. Eventually someone broke free and called authorities. When the same thing happened to the authorities, they called The Wall. And soon Ace head electrodes connected from her skull to a car battery seeing if she would develop telekinesis too. When she didn’t they settled for Moscow. When Ace wouldn’t kill, the car batteries came back and pliers for nails, and buckets of water and towels came with it.” Joker continued.“But still peo...” You try to interject.“Wrong! The town know where she went, they helped bring her there. More importantly Ace broke free once and tried to go home. She told the whole town everything. Then they druged her and called Waller to bring her back.” Joker answers. “So yes the people knew. And now the people are going to die!”>End.
>>2001267Thanks for running!
>>2001267great now we gotta find a new way to break Joker's hold on her
>>2001267As always, good thread.
Can someone archive this?
>>2001395if I knew how I would
>>2001395Gotcha coveredThanks for running