Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1855293/Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/5bdm4ZYjTwitter: https://twitter.com/TheHeadMasterTG-So here I'm standing in the middle of this frilly fairy park. The weird ass knight standing behind me looking like he's about to throw a tantrum because of the interruption in our fight. Not really something to worry about though he is better in a fight than I expected him to be what with how obsessed he was with acting like a knight like some kind of larping nerd. And what's in front of me ain't something I need to worry about either, to be completely fucking honest. Daniel is here name I think, and she's just a prideful rich bitch who's pissed I kicked her ass after she was practically begging for it. Now she's standing there spitting out smoke like a burning truck, her face turned hideous with her absolutely hateful scowl and glare. Got to say it isn't her look, being this furious. And I just can't stop grinning like a fucking asshole right now, my middle finger proudly held up high as her act of being dignified and "respectable" burns up like what's happening in her insides right now. And it just keeps getting funnier the more I look at her."I have respectfully requested you to take your leave madame and I will not ask again! Begone so me and her can get back to bashing each over the head honorably!" The knight yells again, walking up to me as I raise my hand up a bit higher and wag my clawed finger around to insult the bitch a bit more. The knight tries to slap my hand down, somehow managing to look disappointed AND offended even though he's wearing a helmet. "And you!" He says wagging his finger "Stop encouraging her you're just going to make her angrier! Mayhaps we need to find a new arena for our""oh would you just shut up" Bitch mcfiretits says trying to sound sweet and fucking it up horribly "The big girls are playing now so leave before you get clawed and chewed up okaaaaay? Like you don't want to be a monster do you"The knight goes silent, putting his hand on his wooden toy sword with the closest thing to a nonverbal fuck you I've ever seen besides just flipping someone off.cont
>>1958872"I should've known you were the snake of the two" He says quietly as sparks fly between Daniel's lipsWhat do I do?ignore her and try to keep fighting bucket head 1d20+finese Keep insulting her, basically bullying her Insult both of these idiots tell the knight i'll fight him after I beat the shit out of this thot Groan and begin to walk away, murmuring I need some roots to chew on God, I never thought a dragon would be as annoying as a fairy If you want to fight a dragon go to the swamp for godsake and leave me the fuck alone write in
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1958886> Groan and begin to walk away, murmuring I need some roots to chew on> God, I never thought a dragon would be as annoying as a fairy>ignore her and try to keep fighting bucket head 1d20+fineseFinish one, and prepare for the other.
>>1958886> Groan and begin to walk away, murmuring I need some roots to chew on> God, I never thought a dragon would be as annoying as a fairy> If you want to fight a dragon go to the swamp for godsake and leave me the fuck alone>"Look this can end a few different ways, but trust me, the best one for everyone is the one where I walk away. And nerd, if it's really important that you fight ME, instead of any other dragon, come find me next week I guess. Now see ya fuckers, I have things to do apparently."
>>1958886> tell the knight i'll fight him after I beat the shit out of this thot> God, I never thought a dragon would be as annoying as a fairy> Keep insulting her, basically bullying her
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1958886>ignore her and try to keep fighting bucket head 1d20+finese> God, I never thought a dragon would be as annoying as a fairy
I groan and hang my head back, curling my tail around my legs as I look up at the sky and sigh again. "I need some roots to chew on" I mumble to myself as I turn my back on the dragon and flick my tail up "Never thought I'd meet a dragon as annoying as a fairy, so go buzz off and leave us alone, I'm having fun here"And then I hear it, right as I notice the knight is turning back to fight me again. An ear piercing shriek that's no were near as intimidating as my roar, followed by the sound of rushing air. I lean back and twist around, falling towards the ground as Daniel flies at me and tries to tackle me with her claws out, and just barely misses me."I KNEW YOU WERE A DEVIL" the knight yells, struggling to stay in character as the red dragon girl flies up into the air for another run "S..SUCH COWARDICE"What do I do? continue ignoring her grow the trees so she can't dive back down 1d20+magic flip her off Throw one of the sculptures at her 1d20+might ROAR 1d20+magic write in
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1958961>"Weren't you listening? Take a number!"> continue ignoring her> grow the trees so she can't dive back down 1d20+magicIts not cheating in our duel against knight man. Its out of the circle.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1958961> ignore her> and ROAR
No one else?
>>1958961> continue ignoring her> flip her off>>1959010Sorry I'm at work
Yeah, like that's going to work. Not sure why she's so set on fighting and "Humiliating" me, guess she's just so egotistical she can't see she hurt her pride herself? Guess the blame has to fall on me then, but fuck her. Sure the knight is a weirdo, but I did say I was going to fight him and I don't back away from fights to deal with dumb bitches especially when they aren't actually good at fighting and have to rely on breathing fire everywhere."Just ignore her, she's all hot air and bad fashion" I say dully, looking back down at the knight who glances back to me quickly, his armor clanking as he does so "No reason to let her get on your nerves""But she...but she lied to" He begins before I just wave my hand and chuckle"Trust me, it doesn't matter I don't give a fuck what she told you, since you already know its bullshit" I say casually as I ball my hands into fists and raise one "Now you ready to get back to beating eachother or""I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" Daniel cries as she flies down at me "Don't think you're better than me! stop ignoring me like that!"roll 1d20+durability or strength
Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1959060Lets go durability today. To start us off.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1959060Durability
Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1959060
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1959060Durability
Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1959060Durability
>>1959087So....re roll?  yes? 1 1d20. fuck that bitch NAaaaah, lets see may get angry
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1959102Don't want her to get a foothold in us
>>1959102> NahI think it might be alittle cooler to see May actually annoyed during the fight
>>1959102> NAaaaah, lets see may get angry
>>1959102 NAaaaah, lets see may get angry
I do hope that in our anger we don't wreck knight guy. Poor dude doesn't deserve it.On the other hand. Guess the new toy gets some use...
1+6=7= crit fail-I spread my legs and stick my claws into the ground, crossing my arms as she slams into me. And wraps her arms under mine and manages to lift me up even though she doesn't look as strong as I am, and for those few moments I'm off the ground my heart skips a beat and my tail and legs flail around as I try to touch the ground again.Daniel laughs and next thing I know I'm sitting against the trunk of a broken tree as she flaps her wings and floats in front of me, covering her mouth."Oh don't look so smug now, like that's a pretty good look for you. Guess you belong on the ground huh? Don't think you can just ignore me! I'm a dragon to you now" She says as I see the knight gripping his toy sword in a furious almost murderous way.....and if I wasn't so fucking mad right now I'd think it was funny but all I can feel right now is that burning slowly building rage I am so godamn familiar with! How dare this bitch act like this! she started all this crap and I didn't even be as mean as I could be! And here she is just ruining my day. God I hate people like here-Current Humanity....-1Increased rage (dragon)-She was the one who started all of this and didn't know to back down when I beat the shit out of her! and so she has to keep fucking pestering me and acting like I am in the wrong for kicking her ass when she was looking to fight me. Doesn't she know she should leave well enough alone so she doesn't get a few broken bones here? the dumb whore just has to keep sticking her nose in where it doesn't belong, insulting me and trying to ruin my image. I might not give a shit what most people think of me, but I don't like it when people lie about me! It just pisses me off! its why I hated rowen for so long until just recently! Not to mention she thinks shoving me into a tree is an acomplishment!what do I do? Curse and insult her, standing up as my aura wilts all the plants at my feet stand up, look down at her and Roar 1d20+magic Smack her with the fucking tree 1d100 Smash her with my tail 1d20+might Tell her exactly what I think about herTry the pull her down 1d100 try to calm down 1d20+will write in
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>1959183> Smack her with the fucking tree 1d100> Curse and insult her, standing up as my aura wilts all the plants at my feet> Tell her exactly what I think about herGood to know that calming down is on he table. But for now. If she thinks throwing us into a tree is sooooooo impresive. Why don't we give her a "trophy"
>>1959183> tell her what I think> Fucking ROAR
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1959212
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>1959183> Curse and insult her, standing up as my aura wilts all the plants at my feet> Smack her with the fucking tree 1d100
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>1959183> Smack her with the fucking tree 1d100> Curse and insult her, standing up as my aura wilts all the plants at my feet> Tell her exactly what I think about herAnd home from work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15JCb6P60Vw-"ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP YOU VAPID FUCKING BITCH!" I spit, slamming my hands into the ground as I stand back up, swinging my tail around and bashing what's left sticking out of the tree trunk as I get back on my feet and glare at Daniel, pointing a claw at her as I snarl and bare my teeth. Hissing I take a breath, struggling to stop myself from screaming roaring and smashing my fists into the ground. "You're one of the most retarded and simple minded pieces of shit I've ever met, and the worst part of you is the fact that you think you're hot shit! Even for a dragon you're a godamn egotistical thot who doesn't have the brain cells to rub together to realize pissing off fucking Nidhogr reincarnated is a bad idea! and not only that but you're so inbrededly stupid you can't fathom that I just hate you and don't think I'm better than you even though you seem to be doing a wonderful job of doing that yourself! I don't have to do shit to make you look like a fucking moronic whore of a bitch!!""oh...oh no" the knight says, making me growl as he takes a step back "You're...oh god you're rampaging now aren't you?""Excuse me? what did you just say to me?" Daniel says getting and ugly look on her face as smoke and ember pour out of her mouth with just one breath out "I just wanted to make sure you knew your place! flaunting around in town like that! a new legend! You needed a lesson in humility and sc...seen...seniority! YOU CAN'T JUST BOAST AND SHOW OFF LIKE THAT WHEN YOU'RE NEW IN TOWN! THERE'S SOME MANNERS EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE AND INTRODUCING YOURSELF BEFORE YOU STEP IN TOES IS""OH I'm SORRY YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON" I yell as she hisses and begins to spit sparks, causing the brown grass under me to start to smoke and burn"Yeah cause you don't know common cortecy for dragons!" She roars, as flames begin to leak from her mouth. I grab the top half of the tree and use it to keep them back so they don't burn my nice clothes.And then running up I fucking smack her with it. First jabbing her in the face and then breaking the bit she bites into off so I can spin it around and hit her with the burning top like a baseball bat.She goes flying androll 1d20+might
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1959350
Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1959350>>1959363Somehow, I knew...reroll would be good here...
>>1959363And I'm not rolling for a while, fuckCan we please reroll this one?
Reroll? Yes 1 1d20 no, who cares what she hits? getting walloped by may will do enough damage
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1959350
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1959397> yesSorry about that
>>1959397> Yes 1 1d20 May's dice just don't seem to be into this fight
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1959403..... Dice plz
>>1959403To be fair. Its residual from our Knight nearly pulling an upset.
15+10=25= great success-And hits one of those weird stone sculptures sitting ontop of the hill, throwing up a cloud of dust and pieces of rocks as she bounces once and rolls down the hill with a yelp of pain and very pissed sounding shriek of a roar.Hissing through my teeth I toss the burning branch to the ground and step forward just knowing she's going to come charging down that hill screaming and shit.Good thing the park is empty except for us and the knight, not much can burn in here besides some crappy art.What do I do? Stay here and wait ask the knight if he still wants to fight go up there and beat the shit out of her yell insults and taunt her from here leave with a huff, that should teach herAlright so where we knight? try to calm down 1d20+will write in
>>1959492> head over to beat her into the ground > insult her all the way there
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1959492>Alright so where we knight?> try to calm down 1d20+willKO
>>1959492> ask the knight if he still wants to fight> go up there and beat the shit out of her
>>1959515Oooooh. Thats bad...we may need another reroll...omake guy where are you?
>>1959515> ask the knight if he still wants to fightInstead of where were we...this is better.
>>1959515Apparently May has Zero chill right nowThat's what the third 1 tonight, yikes
>>1959515Gonna need lots of Ginger and Yvvy after this
>>1959524>>1959530Should have let Yve come...on the other hand...Rowan giving a cooldown hug.Your thoughts?
>>1959536I like this more than I should One step closer to Yvvys harem
>>1959536I'm on board with that
"Still want to fight?' I hiss, glaring at the knight as I start to walk away from the burning circle she left me in, cracking my knuckles as he glances to his sword and then at me without a word, before he hangs his head."if you make me have to" He says in such an annoying passive aggressive way if he wants to fight he should tell me or fuck off cause I am in no mood to play pretend with his ass right now.Growling I turn away from him and stomp up the hill, cursing to myself as I try to get up there fast enough so she doesn't start flying and breathing fire all around me again. I was just trying to be nice and this bitch had to come and fuck with me. Oh I'll show her, she can handle it. She's a fucking dragon after all and fucking train can barely knock one of us on our asses.So lets see how she likes being hit like a punching bag huh?No more nice may, I'm not going to go easier on her like I did last time and"YOU BITCH! YOU RUINED MY HAIR" She says, fire pouring down on her bright pink shirt as her wings spread wide as she marches up the other side, curling her claws into fists by her side.What do I do? Hit her with another statue 1d20+might Tackle her 1d20+might Run up, elbow, knee, kick and then headbutt her 1d100 Swing my tail at her and punch at her head 1d100 Roar and tell her to stop talking and hit me 1d20+ magic walk through her fire, and grab her by her horns, thank god for my height advantage 1d20+durability write in
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>1959619> Swing my tail at her and punch at her head 1d100> Roar and tell her to stop talking and hit me 1d20+ magicWhen this ends. We leave her head burried under the ground and ass in the air like an ostritch, right?
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1959625
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1959619> walk through her fire, and grab her by her horns, thank god for my height advantage 1d20+durability
>>1959619> punch her in the faceGonna abstain from rolling for a bit, sorry
>>1959645>>1959647>> punch her in the faceAlso this Right in her face
>>1959647> grab her horns firstBecause I have to at this point, sorry
Well, its a good thing my clothes are at least some what fire proof. I don't stop walking, and run my hand up my uncovered arm, feeling my fingers over my black scales as she vomits a stream of fire on me. Pretty sure I look badass walking through it with how hard I'm glaring at her and my badass horns and....well the rest of me. Guess she's used to getting her way by just breathing fire on other dragons or maybe she never had to fight today cause guess what."BITCH I SLEEP IN FIRE MOST OF THE TIME!" I roar, grabbing onto one of her horns, her blonde hair hanging messily around her as she looks up at me in shock and takes a breath to do this all over again and douse me in fire. She reaches for one of my big horns, avoid "my crown" as her tail....much thinner than mine whips around, smaking me HARD on the side. "THAT STUNG" I yell, smacking her in the jaw and sending her tumbling back down the hill with an uppercut.Judging from the blood dripping down her mouth, I just knocked out one of her teeth. I smile devilishly, flashing my fangs to her as she covers her mouth and whimpers in pain.What do I do? beat the hell out of her 1d100 tell her to stop being such a baby Chase her out of the park, roaring to scare her 1d20+magic make the plants grow and wrap around her 1d20+magicPick her up and ask if she's done 1d20+might Calm down and walk away 1d20+will write in
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1959701> make the plants grow and wrap around her 1d20+magic>Pick her up and ask if she's done 1d20+mightBadaboom
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1959701> tell her to stop being such a baby>Pick her up and ask if she's done 1d20+might
>>1959706This is good
>>1959805I think they're scared of messing up the 19, I know I am
>>1959815DO NOT FEAR THE ROLLS. OTHERWISE YOU WILL PARALYZE YOURSELF!
>>1959820Maybe, I'm not watching the thing that I think messes with my luck ( I'm superstitious like that), so maybe if HM needs it
>>1959805It has been a pretty slow night
19+10= 29= great success-I walk down to her and grab her by the collar of her shirt, tearing it with my claws and nearly dropping her so I instead go for her horns, as she slaps her tail against me, weaker now since I think she's in a bit too much pain to fight back properly right now. Which is kind of pathetic considering we're dragon girls and all she did was lose a tooth. She's shorter than me so it really isn't hard for me to lift her up into the air and glare into her eyes, sniffling and groaning in pain as blood drips down her lips."Are you done?" I ask angrily as she mumbles something I can't here "Speak up"She doesn't and that just makes a bit madder than I was before."WELL WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU GOT ENOUGH OF A BEATING YET?" I roar as she says something that sounds like come closer but I can't really be sure with how fucking furious I am, kind of hard to focus on anything besides the pained look on her face right now.roll 1d20+guile
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1959862Alright, going to try rolling again Also BACK THE HELL OFF SHES A CURSE DRAGON
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1959862OH BOY OUR BEST STAT!
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1959862Oh dear I think we broke her
"COME ON SPEAK UP ARE YOU DONE YET?" I roar, shaking her as she shuts her mouth tightly and speaks quietly again, so I push myself against her as roughly as I can and turn my head so I can hear her better and....oh god I just realized what she's doing right now. I was to angry to even think about what she was doing!I try to lean back so she can't headbutt me, as she grabs onto my still smoking shirt so I can't just toss her away and be done with itroll 1d20+durability or finese
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1959935Durability
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1959935Durrrr>>1959941It was time.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1959935Durability, smash her back down
>>1959941BITCH MY HEAD IS HARDER THAN YOURS
>>1959941What now you bitch!? Thanks Anon, I needed that
Wait a second, I'm fucking nidhogr! Who the fuck knows about a shitty welsh dragon huh? I am a godamn norse myth, at least in my past life and this bitch ain't shit. Not to mention she doesn't know how to fight and....and her head is softer than mine is! My extra horns may be small, but they've got to make my skull a bit harder right?! why the fuck I am worrying. with those thoughts running through my head, my grimace of shock turns into a shit eating grin of smugness as she slams her head into mine with a loud thud.It still hurts but judging from the look on her face, it hurt her a bit more than it did for me. as she is now slumped over and looking like she just gave herself a concussion. Can't see her face under her messy hair now, probably for the best now....not sure if she's even conscious right now since she isn't saying anything right now. She's just sort of hanging from her horns right now, her feet swaying over the ground. Is she dead? no....she's still breathing which is enough of an answer for me. yeah this is what you get you dumbass, headbutting someone with horns is always a bad idea, especially if you aren't used to getting hit in the head you damn idiot.What do I do? toss her down and see if the knight still wants to fight insult and taunt her dig a hole and leave her in some mud tie her to a tree with a sign saying she made the mess here Wake her up and make sure she knows she fucked upSnap one of her horns off, as a warning 1d20+might draw on her face and leave her here write in
>>1960015> toss her down and leave, I'm in no mood for anyone's shit right now
>>1960015> Wake her up and make sure she knows she fucked up> draw on her face before waking her up
>>1960015> draw on her face and leave her here> dig a hole and leave her in some mud>Stick her ass in the air and place a sign saying she made the mess here>see if the knight still wants to fight>Breathe
>>1960031Ya know what, I'll back this instead
I huff, and shake my head."Talk shit, get hit they say" I think outloud as I Set her against one of the stone art pieces behind me, and get down on my hands and knees, digging up a quick hole in the ground just ontop of the hill. I pull out some old dead roots, and a few rocks as my claws sink through the wet almost muddy dirt like a warm knife through butter. It doesn't take me long since I don't need a big hole to leave her in, just one big enough to put her head in so she looks like a ostrich with her ass sticking in the air. You know, just to teach her and any of her friends not to fuck with me in the future. Guess she was too angry to actually fight me like she did last time, cause she was better back then now that I think about it with a clear head. Maybe she stressed herself sick or something, considering how much she seemed to value her dignity and pride. Ah well, going to make both of those worse for her now, cause fuck her. Flick the last rock away, I move to grab her and notice she has a marker in her shirt, as well as a piece of paper......Beaten by Daniel? god she was thinking ahead wasn't she. Wait I know what I can do with the pen....with a fresh shit eating grin, I quickly start to draw a few dicks and insults on her face, before writing over her pink hoodie "I made all of this mess and got my ass kicked for it, please make me clean up what I burned so I stop being such a bitch" in the biggest letters I......wait no! i can draw it on her wings and spread it out like a sign! genius! that will have to work right? Her phone rings or gets a wave of messages but I don't check them but I swear if she's strong armed some random dragon girls into fucking with me I am going to rip her horns off like she wanted to do to me.Actually that doesn't sound so unreasonable anymore with how pissed off I still am. Huffing, I kick and push some dirt over her head making sure to leave room for her to breath, really just messing up her hair as I prop her against one of the art pieces I grabbed and dragged next to her.Smiling, I admire my work before I turn around and walk back to the hill and see the knight standing on the edge of the "circle" Island, besides on of the stone bridges, seemingly not giving a fuck about all the fire around him. Huh well that makes my respect grow for him a bit , that's kinda ballerHe looks up at me, and says nothing"Oi, want to still fight?" I ask as he tilts his head"Are you done rampaging around and breaking things? as much as I want to fight a dragon I don't want to fight one who's maddened by rage....no offense my lady" He says, leaning forward on his toy swordcont
>>1960163Well? Yeaaaah I'm calm....I need to calm down real quick, watch so kaiju movies and such Well you wanted to fight a "real" dragon, and I feel pretty fucking draconic right now. So come on no holding back Fine, we'll do this another time oh piss off Oh I'd only be beating your ass, need to vent a bit still Well.....eh, kinda of burned out of fighting right now....what's your name anyways? Well, do you want to take the risk of me going all out? write in
>>1960176> Fine, we'll do this another time> Well.....eh, kinda of burned out of fighting right now....what's your name anyways?
>>1960176>....I need to calm down real quick, watch so kaiju movies and such> Well.....eh, kinda of burned out of fighting right now....what's your name anyways?> Fine, we'll do this another time
>>1960176> Yeaaaah I'm calm> Fine, we'll do this another time> Well.....eh, kinda of burned out of fighting right now....what's your name anyways?>I swear, I am not normally like this.>Try to return the area to its normal state with my magic.If we get a cut away to people seeing and reacting to this image/Daniel waking up. That will be worth it.
>>1960198Any specific people? Cause I have some ideas already.
>>1960220Any of her friends, Puck fucking with her for a change, and Rowan documenting everything before the calming hugs. And whoever maintains that park, that'll be a real kicker.
>>1960220None specific. Though a part of me loves the idea of Faith seeing her. And having a mild chuckle.
Just commenting here to say how well the XCOM 2 Skyranger music suits this thread
>>1960257https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyA82yDXcMwThis one. It fits it well.
>>1960176>> Yeaaaah I'm calm> Fine, we'll do this another time> Well.....eh, kinda of burned out of fighting right now....what's your name anyways?>I swear, I am not normally like this.>Try to return the area to its normal state with my magic."I tried to not fight with her, but we are both dragons and she just wouldn't stop. Trust me, I could have done way worse. She lost some teeth? Maybe get a broken jaw? That will heal. And if she do fuckinh insists I should act like a proper dragon then next time I beat her up I... I will get tied up and gagged and gift warp her to Puck as a present!"
I stare at him and catch myself snarling, and frown turning away and crossing my arms to try and save a bit of face"Fiiiiine" I groan, hanging my head and shaking it to the rythm of my tail "we'll do this another time""And don't pull your punches then, though I will need to follow you to be sure you don't" He begins to say, putting on a tone like some one explaining the lesson from a kid's show"Well, eh I'm kinda of burned out of fighting right now" I say shaking my head as he lifts up his fake sword and huffs"Truly?" He asks as I realize just how Naive and easily tricked this guy is...no wonder Daniel tried to sick him on me."Yeaaaah" I say noding "What's your name anyways?""Oh? Martin, ah why are you asking anyways?" He asks as I frown, Martin? kind of disappointing to be honest, expected gunther or something stupid like that...but eh it does fit I guess, at least it would if he wasn't so weird "Just curious, cause calling you knight is kind of stupid" I say as he laughs"I call you dragon" He says cheekily"And I don't give a shit, but I am trying to be a nicer person so....I at least want to know your name" I say as he chuckles"Well then May, may we meet again....in may" He says giggling like an idiot"don't make me peel you out of the armor, I am in no mood for incredibly shit puns like that" I say dully as i turn to walk away "So yeah, see you around, and when we next fight I guess""Aye, shame she had to ruin it and the park" I say as he shakes his head"Well about that" I reply cheekily, grinning as I hold up my hand, green runes glowing on it "Wanna see something cool?""WITCHCRAFT!?" He yells, pointing at me accusingly"MAaaaay don't!" Rowen suddenly yells, popping out of a tree and hugging me to the ground since she fucking leaped at me"WAIT WHAT THE FUCKING HELL AREYOU DOING HERE GET OFF" I yell in surprise and on reflex try to pull her off, to spare myself this embarrassment "....Seriously what the fuck are you doing here?" -Later that day the groundskeeper walked into the park, not long after he argued with the fire department of undines and water elementals girls that the park wasn't burning. He found on of his trees and the strange rocks found here shattered to bits....and a dragon girl with her butt sticking out and her head stuck in the ground. Along with a message on her wings, sighing, he decided he'd clean her and the park up after lunch-Rowen-"So you thought I was going to strangle him with plants" May says, not bothering to get up from the ground"Well you looked pretty...volatile back there" I say turning away, damn why did I do that! I feel like an idiot! Maybe my hat will hide my embarrassment....can't use my tail or they'll know I'm blushing! Stupid stupid rowen! What was I going to do if she had gone crazy anyways? cont
>>1960303Omake: Future Sheep II "Ouch... you didn't have to punch me so hard Lazy Cat, is not like I wanted to hurt those kids, just scare them." The Sheep woman says while holding a block of ice to her bruised back. "Sorry Sheepie, I got carried away." The easy going Cat Woman then looked at the big hare creature. "Bunny would find interesting that you got a hare as a pet." "Yes she would, how is she going at school?" The Cat Woman ignored the question and started to apply a foul smelling cream to the battered sheep body while humming a catchy tune. Only when she was finished did she answer. "Good, she is even making friends and having adventures.""... And are you still working for Chaos?""Can't help it, how do you think I am paying Bunny education?" The sheep then kissed the cat "Mmm, you are such a good mommy to her.""What?" The Cat Woman said blushing "I am not her mother!""You are her mommy in anything but name. I am more like her angry older sister.""And you are the one who kind of adopted her first." The cat kissed the sheep back." ****"Hey I am back from school... ugh get a room you two!" PS: Bunny is going to school in a world were antro hare girls is a normal thing. Sheepie is looking for her purpose in life and the Cat is too lazy to quit her evil job.
>>1960325Aww, good for them, mostly Bunny though
>>1960303What powers am I even....stop thinking, like I did back there, just hold your head up and try to forget the fact you just hugged may to try and calm her down from an non existent blood rage!".....she isn't a druid or witch of the wilds" the knight says as I hang my head lower"Yeah I don't buy that' May says with a tone I recognize as she hugs me from behind "You just missed me and couldn't hide your hidden lust for me! ahahhahaha, seriously though, what was your plan if I had gone coo coo row?""Stop making all those gay jokes" I hiss, chattering my teeth as she laughs more than frowns"Look, row, we may still get on eachother's nerves, but I don't like hurting my friends unless its a friendly brawl or some shit, so don't run towards me if you think I'm going crazy? aight?' May says, messing with my ears as I stop midsentence of telling her off for constantly trying to make me look gay for some reason....why does she think that kind of teasing is so....gah.Sighing, I feel my cheeks warming up and turning red"Fine, I was just panicking, didn't think it through at all" I say quietly as I hope she doesn't notice me blushing"No you just watched too much anime or something" She says dullyYeah, no idea why my mind went to hugging before anything else"Oh the love of a maiden can soothe even the most" the knight begins to say"Don't even start!" I yell "I put up with her teasing cause I know her, I don't know who you even are!"".......that was mean"-"oooh wow" puck said, fluttering in the trees, her cow tail moving behind her as her cat ears wiggled "Hmm, yeah when I make her small I'll have to keep away from her...eheheh, shame my partner in crime never signaled for my help buuuut, I didn't swear to come if she needed me, only when she asked...hehehe.....maybe I should mess with her a bit before I go?the little fairy cackled and laughed as she weaved some magic-"Oh" the white scaled dragon girl sighed "don't be so grumpy, you weren't in the best state to go picking a fight"Daniel grumbled as she sat on her bed, curled up under the sheets"Yeah and you know she's fought more than you, and you're kinda of still sick right?" she said "besides I did say this was going to happen again, you just didn't listen did you?"the ball grumbled and shifted as the other girl sighed"You can't win against her, you're used to non legends, she's actually tough" the girl sighs "and now I have to avenge you don't I? Why'd you have to drag me into this she's scaaary""Don't say it like that!" Daniel huffed as the white dragon girl giggled"Hey, I made you stop hiding like I said" She says with a teasing smirk"S...shut up!" the red dragon growled "oh, you don't want me to fight her? what about you?' the other girl said playfully-Earlier, a small little dwarf of a dragon girl walked in the park she had seen a familiar face walk out of, and spot the devastation she had unleashed on another dragon like herself
>>1960344What happened to red, did she got turned into a brat?
>>1960391I figure HM will show us soon enough...Meanwhile I can hear a legend growing as we speak...
>>1960344She snorted, foolish thing, picking a fight with an older beast. Especially one who had once brought the end of the world. She grinded her teeth, looking at the defeated dragon as the words of the red haired god rung in her ears"Will you fight fate? or follow it again?"She looked at the few marks of the battle left and frowned"What was nid.....may doing?" She asked herselfIt seemed forces were gatheringthose who had given up and accepted their place in the stories, going so far to lose their given names this life, to dance the same tale they had before in the past.and those who were fighting against everything their old selves were.She could taste the hatred, like her curses. Staring at the broken stone she frowned deeper. So which was may doing?one side their legends were set in stone, and the other said they were like a canvas to be painted.Judging from the magic she saw....may had already taken the pen and alterted her tale but.Would she follow her fate of old, or find a new one.Faith side, all of this talk these last two days has messed with her head, and followed her into her dreams. not to mention things have been stomping in her swamp trying to make her follow their beliefs.it made her mad, and so she left to find what was in the territory of the other black scale and other monsters.Ah well, its not like it mattered to her, so she stopped worrying, and let out of dignified chuckle at the sight as she continued on her way-"May, why are your clothes charred" Yvette asks, frowning as her girlfriend lowered herself behind the couch "what happened? are you okay? What kind of trouble did you get into while I was sleeping, sweetie? I'm not going to be mad, I'm just worried""Got into a fight" may grumbled "with that one bitch of a""I think I can guess who it was but" Yvette chuckled "She's okay though right?""Should be" May sighed "I didn't break anything I think....not really in the mood to talk about that""Well maybe I can cheer you up a bit?" the world tree asked happily "Roots....old movies....anything you can think of?""Well" the chewer of the world tree said"Well?" Yvette replied"Maybe some roots,Kaiju movies and some things to break"the dragon said, laughing as she said the last one"Oh, well would cuddling be good enough?"and we'll end hereI've archivedand will answer questions>>1960391Maaaaaybe, she did get a little curse put on her
>>1960409Thanks for Running HM
>>1960409Good show boss. Kinda sad that we may fight ol White Dragon.
>>1960409Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Can't wait to see how the plot rears it's ugly head and May tells it to fuck off, it'll be great. That curse also sounds fun
>>1960396And now I want Rowen to become "big" s>>1960396ized while May becomes "squirrel" sized.****Omake: Trick Me"A size swapping spell, really?" Puck said in an annoyed tone. "That's the best you could think of?""I am supposed to teach people lessons not just prank for fun." Coyote lazily enjoyed the warm of the sun as the rested over the soft grass. "But we agreed I could mess with that dragon!""Yes, but we didn't say I couldn't do the same." Puck pouted "Why are we friends again?""Because we understand each other and I can prank you back as hard as you do?" "Right." Puck then rested over the Coyote girl belly. "Do you miss it, being human?""You don't?""I was... in a very bad place before I changed. You?" "I had everything I wanted but didn't really appreciate it. So yes I miss it sometimes." "Just kiss already!" "Oh shut up Fenrir, no one asked you!"
>>1960457Hm here, this is awesome
One day, I hope that we do have a story thread where that often joked about idea of May being 'kidnapped' by a flier and then taunted and humiliated by consecutively dropping her and tossing her into a swamp of something happens. And then leads to the legend of the greatest fighter in the World Tree gang...>Two monster girls are sitting on a park bench in town>"Hey, you know that gang of Norse legends?">"Yeah, what about them?>"You remember they have that reedy little squirrel that hangs out with them?">"Hard to miss her, she sticks out like a sore thumb.">"Yeah well, whatever you do don't mess with her.">"Bull shit.">"I'm serious! Do you remember a few months ago when there was that huge incident at the Arabian Nights club?">"The one run by the Wings of Flame?">"The very same...turns out that squirrel challenged a dragon.">"But that's suicide!">"I know! But every time she got hit she got back up.">"What!?">"She kept getting kicked to the ground. They kept punching her face. They say she was plain, but not ugly. But her face got puffed up like a balloon after all that.">"Oh god.">"She kept screaming at them to punch her. She was bleeding everwhere! The crumpled her tail! Her clothing was stained with her own blood. And she just kept getting up!" >"Why did she do it?">"I dunno, man. But I hear she kept screaming about that dragon that got swamped last month.">"No person is worth that much...right?">"I dunno, all I do know is that she cared about her a lot.">"So what happened?">"I think she bit the dragon over and over again. Kept smacking her with chairs. She even used a table! And then she punched her in the snout. >Knocked her clean out.">"Scary...">"You think the squirrels' she's got scars now.">"I'd be amazed if she could ever walk again. The same goes for the dragon...">meanwhile a very healthy and VERY RED squirrel scurries away>thank goodness for healing magic
>>1960722Ooooooh yes I like thisI like this a lot in fact.It gives me....it gives meIDEAS
>>1960815>Rowan saw the broken, gibbering, muddy mess that was her lo-...her best friend...and she felt a strange feeling...>Then the mailed photos were delivered. And the strange feeling got...angrier...>Yve was upset too, but she was busy...May needed to get back to strength, back to a better place...there was no time for her to act...so Rowan knew what she must do>She had nearly punched the tiny dragon Faith when she brought May back to their inn. But Faith repeatedly said it was not her doing. Cooler heads had prevalled. But now that she had an idea of who did this...>She kept repeating in her head that she was an idiot every step of the way to the club.>She was a flyweight...and she knew she'd be standing against a super heavyweight>She was going to die>She was totally going to die>There would be nothing left of her.>She hoped someone at least recorded a picture of her before...>She winced, but kept walking>I guess this is what you do for lo-...for lov-...for a dear friend...If that didn't get Rowan into the harem, nothing would. Admittedly, I'm just a sucker for the idea of Rowan being a stubborn monster in a fight. She doesn't fight, for obvious reasons, but the few times she does, she does it for the right reasons. And hell better look out, because she may as well be a zombie with how she comes back through the pain.>After the fight>What looks like a ball of red fur and blood just walks all the way back to the inn>Arrives>Everyone (except May who has no idea) rushes towards her and asks what happened>"The right thing.">collapses on the floor to nap for several days>May's FW she finds out.Of course, the only way the torture May thing would happen is if you did a long, no rolls allowed intro...
>>1961026Rowen is already part of the harem, just in some kind of denial. Did you miss all those hugs and blushing?
>>1961200Not officially though. Besides, everyone know that if you want in, you go for the World Tree, not for the girl underneath her every second day. Rowan has a long way to go...
>>1961259Rowan already gets hugs with the tree. Is her relationship eith the dragon the one she denies the most. In fact the other two have invited her and it only has not gotten further because Rowen has declined. Hence my idea of Coyote switching May and Rowen sizes to teach them a lesson.