Titans Quest, takes place in the DC universe and currently focuses on Teen Titans. In particular it focuses on you, Adam Issacs, a member of the team who has been active in the cape community for over two months. Currently you have been given a minor leadership role with in the group and a probationary associate member of the Justice League. Who knows where your career will end up. You might wind up a full time member of the Justice League or a leader of the Teen Titans.The Titans are a New York based team of former sidekicks/young adult heroes who have decided to help train and support teenagers/new heroes just starting out on their own. Naturally while this quest is based on the DC comics universe, things are different. Superheros haven been around since forever, especially since WWII, but super heroics ebb and flow, with the Justice League having only been around less than seven years. The Teen Titans, have been active now for one year and are a little obscure to anyone but news hounds, New Yorkers, and super hero fanatics. On the broader scale, a lot of big villains and heroes haven’t made their debut. Darkseid and the rest of the New Gods are a mystery, Trigon existence is only now being believed, and Booster Gold is still a washed up security guard a couple of centuries into the future. Welcome to the New Age of HeroesTwitter: https://twitter.com/ManThorQMCharacter Sheet: https://pastebin.com/YqzUnUifCharacter Relationships: https://pastebin.com/Bbak8nVEDiscord: https://discord.gg/a83KzR Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Teen%20Titans%20Quest
You wake up, quite honestly feeling more excited than scared or apprehensive about the mission. Which should be good, fear can be a dangerous emotion, while desiring a challenge was a better mindset to have. Hell it was actually downright healthy to have it in most cases. What made you fill ill at ease with your excitement was that you were relishing this caped life style a little too much. That you might one day end up like Batman himself, without the gloom and doom to go with it though.You manage to make it out of Titan’s Tower before anyone else wakes up. They all know you are doing undercover work and wouldn’t be back for a couple of weeks, but you felt you might accidentally open your big mouth a little too much if you stayed around for the communal breakfast ritual. Besides it was only a time before Raven figured out Artemis had a thing for you even her emphatic abilities. It would be nice to come back and find out they resolved it themselves without you being in the crossfires.You make it just in time for the meeting with your undercover partner in this though. Partly because of traffic and partly because you just feel like whittling away your time and not look like you’re waiting in there for anyone. The Vietnamese restaurant scent just hits you when you get it. The smells of oil, greeny hardy vegetables, chicken and other fowl, and then just the rice bread is powerful enough to both knock you a little back and slide into your mouth were you can almost taste the dishes here. The scenery is quite the opposite. Plain folding tables and simple brown cheap wood chairs or white little plastic stools that would leave men the height of your crotch. The only decorum is flags of America, pictures of Regean, and generic landscapes of the jungles and rivers of Vietnam littered here or there.You look around the crowd, seeing no host to actually take your reservation hoping to pick them out of the crowd. It isn’t hard. It’s either older Vietnamese people, probably retirees, and a younger professional urbane crowd that is just white as hell.The man in the shades and dark green suit would almost blend in, but his age just barely betrays him. Along of course with that short chopped mustache that seemed more likely to be on a highway patrol man or disgraced porn star. Likewise not only was his body built for trouble, being more musclebound than even yours, his body itself was coiled and ready to pounce. But really what tipped you off was…“Heya Issacs!” Harley said in her normally overly cheery and thick Brooklyn accent >A.) Heya Harley>B.) Hug her>C.) Kiss her>D.) Who’s this?
>>1955537>B.) Hug her>D.) Who’s this?Well its my first thread, just got caught up today.
>B.) Hug her
>>1955537>A.) Heya Harley>B.) Hug her>D.) Who's this?>E.) Introduce ourselves to him. Or at least offer our hand for a shake.
You walk over to Harley, arms spread wide open signly and ready for when she jumped on and did the same damn thing. You think you’re quick and maybe a little premature to do so when you actually do it, but you notice that Harley has already closed half the distance between you and is in the air by the time your arms leave your sides. Her head lands right between your shoulder and head, kissing you on the cheek while you hoist her in the air with a bear hug. She lets out a pleased ‘ah’ while just smiling and keeping your eyes on the man in pale green suit.“Who’s this Harley?” You ask, you putting her down and Harley climbing down you at almost the same time.“A friend of a friend. Or some guy Batman pays to keep his ear to the ground. Name’s...Malone.” The man says, putting down a piece of bread.The two of you go to join him, you picking up a menu wondering what to eat, if you were going to eat, and just more about the task Plastic Man and Batman put in your lap.>A.) So we’re all going to Florida?>B.) So who the hell is ‘Snowflame’?>C.) So Intergang’s going to be there...isn’t that going to be trouble with Harley Quinn there? No offense.>D.) This is more of Batman’s thing right? So why isn’t he more hands on?
>>1955640>B.) So who the hell is ‘Snowflame’?>C.) So Intergang’s going to be there...isn’t that going to be trouble with Harley Quinn there? No offense.
>>1955640>C.) So Intergang’s going to be there...isn’t that going to be trouble with Harley Quinn there? No offense.
How involved do the Titans get with local NYC stuff?
>>1955705Not really much. They help out the Fire Department a lot and receive a bunch of support and interconnection with them, but the NYPD thinks of them as rivals
“So who the hell is ‘Snowflame?’” You ask, eyes still on the menu. Honestly it all looked good. You always had a good, broad, and forgiving palette.“Jorge Vasquez, AKA Snowflame, was a former enforcer and middle man for the Medellin Cartel in Colombia until he disappeared for a year and reappeared in Sin City, Florida four months ago with a new hair cut, worse fashion sense, an addiction to the cocaine he used to smuggle, and super powers. Somehow and for whatever reason in their heads, Pablo Escobar or Snowflame reconnected with the other and let Mr. Vasquez break off officially and form an independent but subservient crime syndicate based in the Florida Keys and the Caribbean. He’s done quite well and is now being asked to work as a middle man in the cocaine distribution chain for the New England and Northeast by Pablo.” Malone answers gruffly, pulling out a cigarette from his front pocket.“Okay so Intergang going to be there...isn’t that going to be trouble with Quinn there? No offense.” You ask.“Nope! At least I don’t think so. Not with Morgan Edge running things. In fact he’s going to be quite grateful. He wants a working relationship with Red or the Joker and isn’t going to let the predecessor he hated ruin things.” Harley says happily>A.) Bruno is gone?>B.) Who is showing up to this meeting anyway?>C.) Is Ivy showing up. We kind of had a cool parting.>D.) Who is Morgan Edge?>E.) Wait is the Joker showing up?
>>1955787>B.) Who is showing up to this meeting anyway?>D.) Who is Morgan Edge?
>>1955787>A.) Bruno is gone?>B.) Who is showing up to this meeting anyway?>D.) Who is Morgan Edge?
>B.) Who is showing up to this meeting anyway?>C.) Is Ivy showing up. We kind of had a cool parting.>D.) Who is Morgan Edge?
“Wait hold on, Bruno is gone? Who the hell is Morgan Edge?” You ask, utterly befuddled “Ugly Mannheim? Dead as a door nail or in deep hiding. In either case his former rival Edge had him expelled for the black auction debacle and most of the lieutenants loyal to Brunno killed or arrested. Who knows though, people have a hard time dying or staying gone recently.” Malone says, taking a puff his cigarette as he does so. “As for Morgan Edge? Corporate lawyer who was the Consigliere and money launderer for Bruno’s dad Moxie. He wanted to drop selling pot and whoring, and move Intergang more into arms dealing, tax fraud, and various real estate scams. Bruno was into cutting edge weapons smuggling and development too but wanted to keep up the old business too and was skeptical of the rest. Thought Edge was a failed businessman who wanted a second chance at going legit. He isn’t, he’s just smart and trying to export one more thing from Japan to America: the way criminals work.” “Okay but who is showing up to this thing anyway, outside of Edge of course?” You ask.“Roland Desmond, AKA Blockbuster. Oswald “The Penguin” Cobblepot. Warren White AKA Great White, Roman “The Black Mask” Sionis, Tony Twist, and our own Harley Quinn and her dear friend Poison Ivy.” Malone says, putting out his cigarette on the sole of his shoe.>A.) Roland Desmond?>B.) The Penguin?>C.) Great White?>D.) Black Mask?>E.) Tony Twist?
>>1955903>>A.) Roland Desmond?why block buster the other are all crime lords in some respect but not him
>>1955903>A.) Roland Desmond?
>>1955914Maybe he's the muscle.
>E.) Tony Twist?
>>1955917>>1955914>>1955920You're confusing Roland with Mark.Nightwing fan here.
>>1955927My bad.Changing my vote to Tony Twist, then.
>>1955903>E.) Tony Twist?
>>1955927ok that's different
“Tony Twist?” You ask, the name sounding familiar. Wasn’t he a crime boss in New York or something. “Antonio "Tony Twist" Twistell. The man representing New York City, your man.” Malone says with a smile. “Also known by Don Dracula though never to his face. The rest of the mob syndicates hate and fear him up to and including his own subordinates and it’s how he earned the nickname. He has a pattern of stabbing the back of every partner and boss he’s ever worked for. Salavatore “the Bullfighter” back in Sicily, Peter the Fat in Boston when he just jacked cigarette and booze trucks, Johnny Two Times in New York for his share of the number’s game, and now finally Bruno “Ugly” Mannheim for the whole New York City pie. Used to be one hell of a boxer to but it seems he likes all types of pies. Fatass” Malone continues.>A.) So what’s my story? I’m sort of in the public eye now.>B.) Should be expecting muscle of some sort.>C.) So I take it this is going to be a big deal...why is a newbie like me selected for this.>D.) Ready to get going?
>>1955998>A.) So what’s my story? I’m sort of in the public eye now.>C.) So I take it this is going to be a big deal...why is a newbie like me selected for this.
>>1955998>A.) So what’s my story? I’m sort of in the public eye now.>D.) Ready to get going?lets get the show on the road
>>1955998>A>D>Since we will pretend it was Harley that brougth me to the bad side do i get/need to wear make up?
“So what’s my story? I’m sort of in the public eye now.” You say.“Harley Quinn’s new squeeze turned muscle and bodyguard. If you want you got a taste for blow up to you I don’t micromanage. Best to stick close to the truth as possible.” Malone says. “Whatever you do, don’t pull out your gravity powers in anyway that is conspicuous though. We can play off your super strength and the like pretty easily as generic metahuman powers. Throw out the gravity stuff? Edge knows who you are and we’re fucked.”“Since we will pretend it was Harley that brought me to the bad side do I get or need to wear make up or some dumb goon outfit?” You ask.“Yeah, a speedo. Don’t worry I packed one.” Harley smiles. “Look pretty, but let me do all the talking. You’re the eye candy.”“Got it? Ready to get going.” You ask putting down the menu. “Sounds good to me!” Quinn says grabbing your arm and getting up from her seat.“Save it for the crime lords and drug dealers please. Let those asshole get sick and not me.” Malone grunts, getting up from his seat and putting on fedora. Those hats always looked utterly ridiculous. They had to come out of style sometime.………………………………………………As you get off the plane you see a man in a black suit and gloves holding a sign labeled Quinn, quite sloppily in fact though not to the point of illegibility, Jand watch as Malone and Quinn quietly walk up to him.>A.) Let me guess Ivy?>B.) You think Batman is going to be okay with this?>C.) What are we going to do with the driver when we get their.>D.) How about we just pay for a limo huh?
>>1956128>A.) Let me guess Ivy?>C.) What are we going to do with the driver when we get their.
>>1956128>A.) Let me guess Ivy?
>>1956128>>A.) Let me guess Ivy?>B.) You think Batman is going to be okay with this?
“Let me guess, Ivy?” You ask.“Yep. She’s pretty nice making sure get to ride in style and for free like this.” Harley says with a laugh, running to the chauffeur quickly with both of her arms extending out like an airplane.“Okay Harley, but what are we going to do with the driver once we get to meeting? Cause we ain’t going to...hurt him. I won’t stand for it.” You say.“Me neither.” Malone says.“We ain’t going to kill him...we’ll just tell him to stay in the woods for a few hours.” Harley says turning back to the both of you with a big smile. After your reading the looks the two of you are giving her though her smile quickly fades and turns into a big disappointed and ashamed frown.“Okay, okay. I’ll have Ivy tell him to circle then street for a few hours until we get back, it’ll give him something to do. He can listen to the radio too!” Harley says.The two of your looks continue and cause to wither more.“Oh come on, what do you want?” Harley says.“Har...what about that guy’s family? His job. He can’t just pack up and leave for a dozen or so hours on company time or his own after blowing a ton of money on gas and wasted business opportunities. I mean he could lose his job over this Harley. Would it be so hard just to pay the dupe and have him just forget who his clients were?” You say.“Fine, I get where you are coming from.” Harley says sighing and walking with the chauffeur.“Well, well you do got a leash on her. It true you’re...you know, banging her?” Malone asks.>A.) None of your business man>B.) Yes>C.) Sort of.>D.) No.
>>1956290>A.) None of your business man"...But it was just one time."
>>1956290>>A.) None of your business man
>>1956290>A.) None of your business man"I think asking those sorts of questions is beneath a professional."
>>1956290>>C.) Sort of.its complicated well beyond complicated
>>1956323>>1956331Sure to both of these
>>1956290>A.) None of your business manbe a damn professional
>>1956355I meant as write in answers to each one if you want. not combined
>>1956366So write-in augmentations to the stock answer will be used? Am I understanding you correctly?
>>1956373If people like them and they are not out of there. Yes
>>1956290>>A.) None of your business man>Why? You want a turn around the Merry Go Round? Keep your mind out of the gutter and on the job Oh man knowing that Malone is batman, it hurts to say this. (of course its the only chance to say something like that)
“None of your business. You want a turn around the Merry Go Round? Keep your mind out of the gutter and on the job. I would think these questions would be beneath professionals like us.” You answer, not even bothering to face him and just facing Quinn and your driver.“I’ll take that as a yes.” Malone says with a smile. “Besides it is being professional if my co workers are sleeping together. It effects me unlike your first name or favorite baseball team. I gotta know if one of you will do something stupid because of the other one. If the two of you would fuck me over for the other person, especially their presumed safety. Politeness and manners are for suckers and spoiler inbred idiots who will perpetually remain two miles from the nearest shooting at all times.”“Why the hell did Batman dump you one me?” You ask yourself continuing to follow Harley and going your best to ignore Malone as he walks me next to you.As you make your way to the limo, you see Harley on a portable phone bigger than her head talking into it and then handing over to the driver, twice actually as he drops it with his limb hands and almost stoner spaced out look in his eyes. You also see a stunning green skinned with, with the classic curves of a 30’s pin up and the lively scent of the foliage of a forest in spring. Poison Ivy.“Hello there Adam. Malone it’s funny I thought of all the people I worked with you’d have been the most annoying. I apologize.” Ivy says softly.>A.) Hi Ivy>B.) Come on Ivy, it was the right move. You don’t really want to kill the guy right?>C.) Don’t worry it’s over between me and Quinn.>D.) Ivy, what do you got against me? I haven’t done anything to Harley.
>>1956531>>A.) Hi Ivy
>>1956531>A.) Hi Ivy
>>1956531>>D.) Ivy, what do you got against me? I haven’t done anything to Harley.I'm being a rebel
>>1956531>>A.) Hi Ivy>D.) Ivy, what do you got against me? I haven’t done anything to Harley.
“Hi Ivy.” You say, waving your hand as you do so.“Oh don’t get cute with me mister. That make work with 90% of the human female population but it doesn’t work with my demographic.” Poison Ivy says, waving her hand dismissively at you and walking towards Malone.“Why did Batman send him? I thought he was the only out there who hated his guts as much as I did?” Ivy asks.“Because Wonder Woman likes him and wants to give him a chance.” Malone answers, shrugging his shoulders.“Should have known.” Ivy says flashing her eyes to you however briefly.You just sigh and get into the limo. Shortly afterwards Harley and the driver follow you into the car, Harley sitting on your lap and the driver into the front seat section. Finally after Malone and Ivy are done bitching you out, they join you both in the book seat. Ivy is trying to conceal her fury at you, but her mouth and eye twitching while looking at you are too big of a tell. Malone just stifled a laugh at the whole scene and probably your previous denial of sleeping with Harley Quinn. Whatever let him laugh and moan. You got work to do.It takes about an additional forty to fifty minutes to each the rural marshes and beach side Snowflame had arranged the meeting at. Most of it was completely uneventful, just brilliant flashes of dark and bright greens of the trees and bushes in the swamps and increasingly ancient and sometimes dilapidated gas stations and storefronts. Each of the vegetation patches just stretches for miles and miles, while the civilization increasingly becomes blips on the radar. All very scenic. All of it ranging from almost awe inspiring to nostalgic to tragic. Finally you reach the spot, the driver slowly down in uncertainty. You don’t blame him. Sure there is large, faux traditional cabin there. Too large. The damned thing was a manor, it’s stretched arches not feet. The logs attached too of it where legitimate, but it was of different breeds. Some of from the hotter , wetter climates and others from mid western cold hardy climates, and some from the rain forest. All radically different shades of brown.What really stood out though, was the giant ass yacht on the shore. Groups of limos and men in suits or paramilitary gear were boarding it or guarding it. You could see from here, wine and cocktails were being served alongside shrimp and other party foods.“Well this wasn’t on the itinerary.” Harley says>End
>>1956775thanks for runningquestion did Adam see the Lois Lane interview with G. Geoffories
>>1956881well then we now know Clark Kent is supermansince in the interview Lois was called out for cheating on Clark with superman and our prison convo she admitted to being superman's fiancé
>>1956893Not really. I'm going to get into more world building stuff eventally, but there is a whole funny drama thing to this. Lois was sorta dating Superman, dumped him and eventually got together with Clark and then staying with him but pretending to dump him for Superman when she finds out the truth, so people don't put two and two together.
>>1956951shit I forgot one of the biggest things about superhero questcomic book logic
S-Link updates when?
The four of you eventually decide to pull up with the rest of the limos and depart for the yacht that just screamed that it was compensating for something. As you walk amongst the tide of people in designer suits and flak jackets, you turn back only once to see the chauffeur and limo roll and then speed into the horizon and rolling hills of green, where he would wait for a few hours for your return. If this ended up an overnight trip, well he would just wander him with a bad memory and a few hundred dollars in his pocket. You had other means of transportation.As you enter the front deck, your eyes start to be able to tell apart the well dressed security detail from the VIPs in rather short order. Next to a group of men in paramilitary gear was the Great White, wearing a pale white suit that rolled up into a center seam and collar of a brilliant red and light but very present greys on the sleeves. Matched his face perfectly, his pale deformed head now a plain blade lumped flesh of grey and white. And crimson red gums with filled teeth. On the other side of the boat, an eight foot tall man with a pronounced forehead was wheeling around an elderly woman in a blue flapper outfit while she barked orders at waiters and just random passerby. The two were in utter paradox, she a skeleton and he a man with muscles on his arm larger than the wheels on the limo you rode in on. In the center a fat stout man in, a downright ancient or classic depending on tastes and level of politeness tuxedo ensemble complete with a top hat fought with another man in another white suit and boxers build, with an obsidian black skull helmet or the like on his head.>A.) Go see Great White>B.) Go see Blockbuster>C.) Go see the Penguin >D.) Go see the Black Mask
>>1959198>>For those of you can't read thatThe four of you eventually decide to pull up with the rest of the limos and depart for the yacht that just screamed that it was compensating for something. As you walk amongst the tide of people in designer suits and flak jackets, you turn back only once to see the chauffeur and limo roll and then speed into the horizon and rolling hills of green, where he would wait for a few hours for your return. If this ended up an overnight trip, well he would just wander him with a bad memory and a few hundred dollars in his pocket. You had other means of transportation.As you enter the front deck, your eyes start to be able to tell apart the well dressed security detail from the VIPs in rather short order. Next to a group of men in paramilitary gear was the Great White, wearing a pale white suit that rolled up into a center seam and collar of a brilliant red and light but very present greys on the sleeves. Matched his face perfectly, his pale deformed head now a plain blade lumped flesh of grey and white. And crimson red gums with filled teeth. On the other side of the boat, an eight foot tall man with a pronounced forehead was wheeling around an elderly woman in a blue flapper outfit while she barked orders at waiters and just random passerby. The two were in utter paradox, she a skeleton and he a man with muscles on his arm larger than the wheels on the limo you rode in on. In the center a fat stout man in, a downright ancient or classic depending on tastes and level of politeness tuxedo ensemble complete with a top hat fought with another man in another white suit and boxers build, with an obsidian black skull helmet or the like on his head.>A.) Go see Great White>B.) Go see Blockbuster>C.) Go see the Penguin >D.) Go see the Black Mask
>>1959216>B.) Go see Blockbuster
>>1959216>>B.) Go see Blockbuster
>>1959216>>C.) Go see the Penguin
You stroll over to Roland Desmond, as he continues to wheel around the old woman and in an attempt to introduce her to people and show her various views from the yacht as it started sailing. You see the man smile large menacingly when people attempt to give him or her a polite or not so polite brush off, while he shows a genuine grin and throws out a friendly hand who those who indulge the woman. Family.The old woman cries out, asking if anyone would just give her a Tom Collins. Blockbuster does his best to soothe the woman as his help and hangers on. But the woman remains indignant about the drink, that in fact a party should in fact be serving drinks and should be ready and waiting for guests to order them. You divert from bee lining towards them, to veering towards a server and grabbing a drink from on top a tray he was holding.“Here you go madam. People just don’t have the manners they used to. Or the organization.”You say smiling as you approach them holding out the drinkThe woman reaches over from her wheelchair and grabs it, Blockbuster and two men grabbing her and helping her back to her wheelchair when she manages to grab it. The man views you with a suspicious gratefulness, waiting for the sales pitch it seemed, but the old lady with affection and relief as she quiets down and sips on her drink. He placed a hand on her shoulder and than focuses on you.“Oh thank you young man, see Roland, some people do have manners.” The old woman says.“I see that mother. Roland Desmond of Bludhaven. You are?” Blockbuster says>A.) Adam Issacs, New York.>B.) Adam Issacs, Gotham.>C.) Adam Issacs, working with Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy.
>>1959349>A.) Adam Issacs, New York."It's nice to meet you."
>>1959349>>A.) Adam Issacs, New York.
>>1959349Changing >>1959359 to B. No extra dialogue.
>>1959349>>C.) Adam Issacs, working with Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy.
>>1959349>>B.) Adam Issacs, Gotham.
“Adam Issacs, Gotham.” You say taking his large sledge hammer sized hand and putting just enough muscle into to make it firm and let him now you had a gift.“My condolences. Gotham is a little crowded and complicated as of late.” Roland says staring down at you with a smile, returning your firm grip.“As of late? That’s just how Gotham always is Mr. Desmond.” You say.“You’re a little young but before the Joker, before Batman even...the city was more orderly. The Falcone and the Cabblepots were good caretakers and as long as you stayed on your side of the fence good business partners. When my father and grandfather run whiskey down from Canada, he used to say his favorite client was always the Falcones. Never tried to low ball him but also tolerated no disrespect. Real men. Not freaks in tights.” Roland continues.>A.) Not a fan of the Joker or Black Mask I take it.>B.) Normally I’d feel like I have to defend Harley or Ivy here but...you’re kinda right. Not the most stable of people.>C.) But your brother Mark was a caped villain wasn’t he?>D.) So you have a working relationship with Oswald then?>E.) Quinn and Ivy are good people Mr Desmond.
>>1959474>A.) Not a fan of the Joker or Black Mask I take it.>D.) So you have a working relationship with Oswald then?
>>1959474>>A.) Not a fan of the Joker or Black Mask I take it.
>>1959474>A.) Not a fan of the Joker or Black Mask I take it.
“Not a fan of the Joker or Black Mask I take it?” You ask.“That’s one way of putting it. Ever the circus came to Gotham, the freak show has not only turned into a war zone but sunk profit margins for all of us. It pretty hard to run a casino or sell drugs when you have to worry about some clown blowing up the city block your men are working on or taking the entire city hostage with some elaborate death trap. Honestly I don’t know a single mob boss or syndicate leader who doesn’t have at least a six figure bounty on his head.” Desmond says sighing.“That include you?” You ask.“No, I sprang for 5 million.” Roland says with a laugh.“Why hasn’t anyone taken it?” You ask.“Plenty of people tried but they end up in body bags. The Joker might be crazy, but he’s crazy like a fox.” Desmond says. “Now if you excuse me, I promised my mother I’d take her to see the sunset. If you’d ever like some work, you can talk to me after Snowflame gives his sales pitch.”>A.) Go see Black Mask.>B.) Go see Penguin>C.) Go see Great White>D.) Go see what Harley and Ivy are up too.
>>1959627>B.) Go see Penguin
>>1959627>>B.) Go see Penguin
By the time you reach Cobblepot, he has helped himself to at least three handfuls of shrimp, and was leaning over the table to get two more at the very least. His men had wrangled together another about four servers, while waited by anxiously holding out their trays towards him. Sure enough before you had time to open your mouth, he was on them. Stuffed mushrooms, pigs in a blanket, cocktail weenies, lamb meatballs, and more. Completely and utterly disgusting, his mouth not only cramming it in all at once and spilling out but also chewing it down with his mouth completely open.“Hello Mr. Cobblepot.” You say, thinking of offering him a hand but thinking better of it.He looks at you a moment, freezing with a handful of shrimp in one hand and cocktail weenies in another, mouth agape and filled with mushed together good. Finally he chokes it down, spitting more out on his jacket, and puts all the shrimp down his gullet and offers a meaty smile. He wipes his hand on his jacket and offers it to you.“Oswald Cobblepot at your service. I take it you’re new on the scene? The criminal one anyway, I know you from the fashion papers. What’s a model doing organized crime? Or you here just to get first dips on the coke?” The Penguin says in a posh and very fake British accent. >A.) Both, got to support a habit somehow.>B.) I’m with Quinn, just here to show my respects Mr Cobblepot.>C.) I’m more than a pretty face, I’m told I pack a pretty nasty left hook.>D.) Not so far off from a former cosmetic salesman like Black Mask, is it?>E.) Write in
>>1959748>>A.) Both, got to support a habit somehow.
>>1959748>D.) Not so far off from a former cosmetic salesman like Black Mask, is it?>C.) I’m more than a pretty face, I’m told I pack a pretty nasty left hook.Maybe throw in a joke about coke?
“Hey, I might be a model but I’m not from LA, not used to that type of snow.” You say, cracking a smile. Oswald looks at you for a while and then starts laughing outrageously, almost squeaking out little fits of laughter. A second after he does, so do his men behind him briefly and politely.“Besides it’s not so far off from a former cosmetic salesman like Black Mask, is it?” You say, shrugging.“No, no it isn’t. Then again he’s half a freak. No where near as bad as the Joker, almost as gallant like Carmine Falcone, but a screw loose here or there.” Cobblepot says, laughing a bit at the end and looping his index finger near the temple of his head. “Still funny that a professional pretty boy has the skills for his kind of work. What can you do?”“Well, let’s just say I have a nasty left hook.” You say with a smile, pantomiming a punch. This only causes more laughter, including soft silky feminine one.You turn and see a familiar face. Asian, raven haired, a figure that could make a man weak and stupid...and then quite easily finish them off from there. Her face was even more stunning, but barely hiding the fact she was dangerous. Something in the eyes. She was wearing a bright green strapless and sleeveless dress that came down to only here thighs. Green seemed to be Cheshire’s favorite color.“Ah, Cheshire. Meet Adam Issacs. He’s new to the business and I think is hoping to break into the Gotham terf and is going around showing his respects. Charming fellow.” Penguin says with a laugh, motioning his introducing you to her.>A.) Cheshire. Jade Nguyen correct?>B.) So is Sportsmaster here?>C.) Penguin, would you mind if I borrowed your beautiful valet for a moment. I’d love to get her a drink.>D.) I am new and showing my respects Mr Cobblepot, but I actually work for Miss Quinn
>>1959953>A.) Cheshire. Jade Nguyen correct?>D.) I am new and showing my respects Mr Cobblepot, but I actually work for Miss Quinn
>>1959953>A.) Cheshire. Jade Nguyen correct?We've yet to actually tell people who we're working for and things have been civil. It might be a good idea to keep our 'employer' a mystery for now. Climate looks like no one likes the Joker, and that might carry over to his ex. As awful as that is.
>>1959953>A.) Cheshire. Jade Nguyen correct?
>>1960006The supervillains tend to like Harley, but I'm not sure how the mafia-types would feel about her.
>>1960018Not saying, but that is a very important difference. Super Villains do not equal crime lords
With how easily we can ingratiate ourselves with the underworld, maybe should find time to build up our own undercover alias like Batman does.
>>1960048We don't have one, though.
>>1960059Yeah, right now, but we can always generate one for future use.Maybe ask Plastic Man about it sometime later. Use our charisma for more than just harem gathering.
>>1960069Or Nightwing. He trusts us enough, I think.
So we could go by Issac Adams?
“Cheshire. Jade Nguyen correct?” You say offering your hand, which Jade quickly takes.“Yes, my you aren’t just some pretty hanger on who’s just doing this for shits and giggles are you? You’ve done you’re homework haven’t you?” Jade says smiling deviously and shaking your hand.“It was simple, you have a pretty good reputation. One of the best in the business.” You say, returning a smile.“Want my advice Ozzy? Hire this man immediately.” Cheshire says, prompting laughter from everyone present and listening. “You’re wasted on muscle with a silver tongue like that and golden boy good lucks. You’d be one hell of a hustler.” Penguin says, pulling out a handkerchief and wiping his eyes with it.“If you’d like...I can introduce you to a few people in our line of the business. No offense, but talking to the heads directly isn’t the best way to deliver a resume, you want them to come to you and build a reputation first.” Jade says.>A.) Sure that would be great.>B.) Nah, thank you for the offer though.>C.) Want to get some drinks first? My treat.
>>1960108>A.) Sure that would be great.
>>1960124Forgot to add>C.) Want to get some drinks first? My treat.to that.
>>1960108>>C.) Want to get some drinks first? My treat
>>1960108>>C.) Want to get some drinks first? My treat.
>>1960108>C.) Want to get some drinks first? My treat.
>>1960108Let the records show that I think we're getting ahead of ourselves here. I know I just mentioned that we should invest in building an underworld alias, but not with our 'real' name and occupation attached to it. Damn our silver tongue and golden good looks!We really are the schmoozing king.>A.) Sure that would be great.>C.) Want to get some drinks first? My treatIn for a penny; in for pound...
“Want to get drinks first? My treat.” You say“What fun is being an assassin if you can’t drink on the job?” Cheshire says, taking your arm and wrapping into hers as she guided the two of you to the tail end of the boat.About a dozen people gathered along the large bar counter near the end of the ship’s deck and what could have been another entrance into the belly of the yacht. An olive skinned man with wispy blonde hair served cocktails to guests and found time to pour about a dozen glasses of wine to servers who promptly went back to the normal crowds and clusters of people to hand them off and presumably start the whole process again. The two of you each other drinks and lounge by the bar counter, Jade making no effort whatsoever to divert her eyes from you and offer a smile that was very far from pure or chaste. She puts a hand on your leg and with the other starts pointing people out occasionally averting her eyes and then bringing them back after each person.“That there is Stallion and Bruatle. Small time muscle and assassins, though they get the job done and have quite the lucrative careers in Bludhaven. More than willing to work with others. Cog head over there is Overkill, he freelances for the mafia and the CIA. Seriously. Works mostly alone and has a habit of killing off partners to get their share. Works in New York occasionally, you’re home town. Be careful if you cross path with him.” Jade says, her breasts brushing against your shoulder and chin. Very intentional. “There are a few other people here...Killshot and the like, but I’ll be honest and cut to the chase. Why don’t you show me what you got and you can work with me or I can put in a word with my father?”>A.) Father?>B.) Sportsmaster right?>C.) Show me what I got? You want to spar here or something?>D.) Why do I feel there is going to be casting couch somewhere at the end of this interview.
>>1960250>>A.) Father?>C.) Show me what I got? You want to spar here or something?>D.) Why do I feel there is going to be casting couch somewhere at the end of this interview.
>>1960250>A.) Father?>C.) Show me what I got? You want to spar here or something?>D.) Why do I feel there is going to be casting couch somewhere at the end of this interview.
>>1960250>A.) Father?>C.) Show me what I got? You want to spar here or something?>D.) Why do I feel there is going to be casting couch somewhere at the end of this interview.Why do I get the feeling we have some kind of power not dissimilar to Queen Bee...
>>1960290For Cheshire...she's just pretty open and forward sexually.You were designed to be the most handsome man in the world though so...
>>1960297>>1960290And Cheshire is a size queen. Plus Adam is probably showing some stuff off.Are we wearing the speedo?
“Father?” You ask, already knowing the answer.“Yeah Sportsmaster. Second in the business after Deathstroke, especially now that Deadshot is behind bars.” Cheshire says.“Holy shit, really?” You ask, dumbly.“Yeah, got pulled in London. Guys losing his touch, can’t miss my ass.” Cheshire says. “Do how about it?”“Show me what I got? You want to spar here or something?” You ask.“If you want, I prefer some place away from prying eyes and away from potential clients or civilians. Hurting them unprovoked is a great way to lower your pay grade or finding a knife in your back after a mission is done.” Cheshire says, almost purring her hand moving lower on your thigh.“Why do I feel there is going to be a casting couch somewhere at the end of this interview? Out of the eye of prying eyes huh.” You ask.“It’s true, you’re only getting this shot because you’re hot and I want to sleep with you.” Cheshire says bluntly, hand massaging your thigh and her smile becoming even more mischievous. “But a couple of things about that. It doesn’t matter to much about your performance there, if you’re good at what we need you to be, you’re in. Though if you’re really good, maybe I’ll just rent you an apartment and see you when I can when I’m not working? Second we don’t have to wait until this is over for us to get that casting couch. I know a way into the cabin no one but Snowflame does. While he’s doing his boring business pitch about giving them enough coke to send them to the moon, you can see if you can take me to the stars in his bedroom.”Wait Snowflame’s bedroom? The cabin? That would be right near the cocaine or any of his personal documents. On the other hand….Cheshire’s hand moves further down>A.) Let her continue but keep her talking about this entrance>B.) Stop her>C.) Stop her, tell her you’re seeing Harley>D.) Sure let’s go
>>1960318Not yet, but you have it.Also the answer to this is very important honestly.
>>1960338>“Do how about it?”What?
>>1960350typo the "S" and "D" are right next to one another
>>1960338>>A.) Let her continue but keep her talking about this entrance And tell her that Harley better be on that couch too, or no foot-long for kitty.I'm both hoping and dreading that she calls our bluff and says yes.
>>1960338Seconding>>1960368Or, at the very least, get Harley's approval.
>>1960338>AThen once we got all we can>CHarley might freak out and Ivy might take revenge on her behalf, or at least thats the excuse.
>>1960360What were you trying to write?
>>1960338>>B.) Stop her
>>1960380So how about it
So two for A and one for A and C?
>>1960338>>A.) Let her continue but keep her talking about this entrance>C.) Stop her, tell her you’re seeing HarleySo Harley had better be in on it too
>>1960403Plus I'm pretty sure this is a test on loyalty. It wouldn't surprise me, anyway.
>>1960401Seems to be mainly for A & C, with one person voting for B.
“Okay, how the hell do you expect us to make it past his guards and security systems. They might not plug us if we tell em’ we were just going to play around but that’s if they don’t shot first.” You ask, smiling and honestly enjoying Jade’s hands. You did lean on the other side though.“That’s what makes it fun. Besides it isn’t a door, it’s a shaft. No cameras, no guards by it, no nothing. He won’t know we were there...well Snowflame will figure out somebody was there but he’ll never figure out it was us or even really care to try. He’ll just throw out the sheets. Or wash him, who knows he might be cheap.”“Okay, okay. Where is it.” You say looking around. Cheshire leans over as you do so, her face is inches away from yours and you swear she was only a centimeter away from kissing your neck. Her hand was now you other leg. Moving down.“Right behind the bar. Think it was installed in here for smuggling honestly. But I promise it’s big enough for all of us.” Cheshire purs, moving her hand down, stopping, and then rubbing a little bit more deliberately. “Wow you’re big...and lean left. This is going to be fun...”“Thanks. But I’m here with Harley and….” You start, Cheshire suddenly looking up to you and eyes opening wide.“Holy shit, you’re the hero Harley was dating. The one with the huge dick!” Cheshire whispers silentlyGreat, all this undercover work and it gave you away.>End
>>1960428Was just making sure, because that was the special answer if you did that.Don't worry though Sportsmaster owes you a favor.
>>1960456>>1960461Well that was fucking instant. Hahaha!
>>1960461>Don't worry though Sportsmaster owes you a favor.Dick one daughter and not the other and we'll be cool?
At least she didn't scream it out loud.
>>1960464Adam saved Artemis' life
>>1960469Not yet.>>1960456Thanks for running, Man.S-Links when?
>>1960469small mercy's I guess
>>1960475Forgot about that part.And, if Adam does lay down some pipe on Cheshire, I wonder if she'll brag loudly about it to Artemis the next time they're around each other.
>>1960456Thx for running.
https://pastebin.com/Bbak8nVESocial Links update
>>1960812Finally. Thank you.
The two of you just shit there a moment, you waiting for her to just shout and having to fight your way off the boat. Cheshire sits there stunned, partially out of surprise but also because she honestly appears to no idea what do to from there. Couldn’t blame her especially after what happened last time with Harley. Or with the Doom Patrol.“So are you going to bust me?” You ask, casual in tone but your body tensing up just in case you had to hop out your stool and get into some action real quick.“No. Partly because I owe you, you saved my sister. Partly because you’d just kick everyone’s here’s ass and my rep would continue to plummet.” Cheshire says.“Your sister?” You ask“You don’t know? Well you’ll find out sooner rather than later, and it might be best if it came from her.” Jade says giving you a devious grin again. “If I might ask though, why the hell are you here? You going to arrest everyone here or something?”>A.) Something>B.) Not today and not you.>C.) Here to just gather info, not normal cape work.
>The two of you just shit there a momentAwkward>C.) Here to just gather info, not normal cape work.
>>1966914>>C.) Here to just gather info, not normal cape work.
>>1966914>>C.) Here to just gather info, not normal cape work.>D. I can only imagine what will be said when it's found out my Dick blew the op.
>>1967075Apparently Adam is too famous for undercover work. Or at least parts of him are.
“I’m here to just gather info, not normal cape work.” You say, leaning back and grabbing your Tom Collins. Turns out you hated it but a drink was a drink.“Well looks like Gravitas is going places and growing up. Was rooting for ya, glad things are going good for you.” Jade says, now relaxing in her stool. “Glad this isn’t going to turn into a brawl again. Just easy money.”“Well, thank you.” You say.“For what? Oh right. You’re welcome.” Jade says smiling changing ever so slightly. “Well you’re smart. Dating on the other side of the line is best for everyone.”“What?” You ask.“You know if your a cape...dating a villain if you’re a hero and dating a hero if you’re a villain.” Jade says. “Never heard of that reasoning before.” You say.“No one likes talking about it but it’s true. If you’re crook, your lover might be looking to bust you but not fuck you over like a business partner would. Plus if you’re in real trouble, you know they got you’re back. Us villains aren’t going to suddenly kill you or your team anymore, so that’s a plus. We are better at respecting boundaries too.” Cheshire says. “You know the offer still stands right?”>A.) Alright.>B.) Thanks but I’m taken (Go see Harley and Ivy)>C.) Thanks but I’m on the job (Go see Black Mask)>D.) Thanks but I’m on the job (Go see Morgan Edge)>E.) Thanks but I’m on the job (Go see the Great White)
>>1967130>BLets see what the others found out by now.
>>1967130>Jade says, now relaxing in her stool.I thought the "shit" thing was a typo
>>1967175hey, this time no errors so don't make fun
>>1967130>>D.) Thanks but I’m on the job (Go see Morgan Edge)"Perhaps some other time."
>>1967130>>D.) Thanks but I’m on the job. And taken. (Go see Morgan Edge)
>>1967130Convince Harley and we'll see Jade.>go back to Harley we're muscle
>>1967227Clarity on this? Do you mean go see Harley and try to go back and fuck Jade cause...
>>1967238I think he meant"Convince Harley and will see, Jade."As in Adam said it.No cheat on spoopy goth gf!
>>1967254>Don't cheat on spooky goth gf!Oh sweet summer child, you don't know do you?
>>1967130>C.) Thanks but I’m on the job (Go see Black Mask)"Gotta at least pretend to be a professional, right? If you can talk Harley into it, I'll back you 100%."
“Thanks, but I’m on the job” You say, getting up and moving back to the normal crowds. You plan on looking for Morgan Edge but you got to admit, it’s hard. Everyone else you had vague but accurate memories of and a damn perfect recollection what they looked like. It was all fake of course, programmed in by H.I.V.E but the info was real. Morgan Edge it seemed was important enough for them to program in there, had managed to stay below H.I.V.E’s radar, or Harley had released you before they could get program it into your noggin. You look around for about ten minutes and are getting frustrated, when a glass of wine spills it self on your chest and smashes into a thousand pieces as it hits the floor.“My apologizes….Mr?” A man with a polite upper Metropolis voice asks. “Mr. Issacs.” You say, as the man takes a hankercheif and hands it to a goon who somehow manages to have one or two inches on you height wise, who leans over and starts rubbing your chest.“Morgan Edge.” Edge says, giving you his hand briefly and then putting it back in the pocket. Everything screamed bookworm about the man. Lean, thin man with a long torso and almost elongated limbs. Every thing from his head to his accountant like glasses and even head style was block like. Even his smile was an assembled businessman one not genuine or fake at the same time. Something he trotted out exactly when he felt that emotion perhaps.>A.) Miss Quinn sends her regards and hopes she can rebuild a relationship with Intergang>B.) I was expecting Ugly Mannheim to show>C.) Congratulates about your recent ascendancy to Intergang head Mr Edge.>D.) I thought you weren’t in the drug business Mr Edge?
>>1967408>>C.) Congratulates about your recent ascendancy to Intergang head Mr Edge.
>>1967408>C.) Congratulates about your recent ascendancy to Intergang head Mr Edge.
“Congratulations about your recent ascendancy to head of Intergang Mr. Edge.” You say.“Your not the first one to sat that to me today and at least fool me into thinking you mean it.” Edge says with a small smile.“Really? You have a much better reputation for professionalism and the reliability then your predecessor Mr. Edge. I thought business in Metropolis stabilizing would be best for everyone.” You say“Kid, you got a nice brain make sure not to waste on this dope or whatever. But you’re still a baby faced brat, when you go back into the world I know you keep you’re eyes open to survive in your line of work but keep your ears open too. The world is not a simple place.” Edge says, pinching your cheek briefly and playfully. His hands are ice cold and send a chill down from your face to your spine. “ Bruno was a hothead and an idiot, but he was there type of idiot. A man they could understand, a man from their world and time. But I’m a man of the future and that scares them more than Bruno stupidity ever could. They’re dinosaurs looking at the meteor.”>A.) Miss Quinn sends her regards and hopes that she can rebuild a relationship with Intergang>B.) The future?>C.) So why are you seeing Snowflame today. He’s peddling drugs and that isn’t you’re thing I hear.>D.) It was nice speaking to you (Go see Black Mask)>E.) It was nice speaking to you (Go see Great White>F.) It was nice speaking to you (Go tell Harley what you’ve learned and about the entrance to the cabin)
>>1967600>C.) So why are you seeing Snowflame today. He’s peddling drugs and that isn’t you’re thing I hear.I'm seriously curious about this.
>>1967600>>B.) The future?
>>1967600>FLets move the plot forward.
>>1967600>>C.) So why are you seeing Snowflame today. He’s peddling drugs and that isn’t you’re thing I hear.
“So why are you seeing Snowflame today? He’s peddling drugs and that isn’t your think I hear.” You say.“Over the long term yes. Congress doesn’t really care too much today about cocaine but tomorrow? Next month? Next year? Five years? Things will change.” Edge says dryly but with a smile on his like he was giving a lecture that he practiced for years. “As it is I might make a short term deal with the man if the conditions allow to pay my share and bail if the winds change. But I’m mostly hear to see how my partners and competition act and plan. Knowledge is power young man. I might find very eager buyers here and I might be able to give one of those bosses the rights to deal cocaine on my property, for say a cut of the profits, or let them take over my supplies and distribution model for a price...or a piece of the action on there turf than I want. Just because I have no interest in drug dealing doesn’t mean there is nothing in it for me.”“Well that’s smart.” You say.“And if it wasn’t you’d say the same damned thing.” Edge says.>A.) Miss Quinn sends her regards and hopes that she can rebuild a relationship with Intergang>B.) The future?>C.) It was nice speaking to you (Go see Black Mask)>D.) It was nice speaking to you (Go see Great White>E.) It was nice speaking to you (Go tell Harley what you’ve learned and about the entrance to the cabin)
>>1967770>>B.) The future?
>>1967770>D.) It was nice speaking to you (Go see Great WhiteIt would look bad if we didn't finish paying respects.
>>1967770>>E.) It was nice speaking to you (Go tell Harley what you’ve learned and about the entrance to the cabin)
>>1967818Great white and black mask are the bottom of this particular barrel, we can skip them.
“It was nice speaking to you.” You say, turning you back and heading towards Harley and Ivy.Wasn’t hard to find them. Harley was of course white a ghost with her getup on and Ivy was as green as the Jolly Green Giant. Security detail was tracking them and trying to keep enough distance to be subtle about it. They weren’t. Not that you could blame them with what happened after the Black Auction but they could have done a better job of looking inconspicuous. Though the hangers on and men flocking the two of them might have covered their tracks. Servers darted back and forth trying to give them drinks or snacks in between failed attempts at small talk. The mob bosses and free security were little better and mostly trying to brag to two women with plenty of money hidden underneath the mattresses and hidden bank vaults themselves. The rest of guests give them a very large berth however, their reputations preceding them apparently.As you walk over, they see the look of joy on Harley’s face and the look of utter disdain on Poison Ivy’s and take the hint. They part for you like the red sea for Moses. Harley embraces you briefly and hangs onto your arm, while Ivy just struts in front of your face. You look around but Malone’s not with them. Batman it seems hired a flake.“Where the hell’s Malone?” You ask“Snooping around where the employees are getting everything. You wouldn’t bieleve what these people spill to the help.” Ivy says disdainfully “So what did you find out?”>A.) That Blockbuster is momma’s boy>B.) I take it from Penguin and Blockbuster that you ladies aren’t too popular. I’d look out.>C.) A secret entrance to Snowflame’s cabin>D.) Edge thinks this is all a farce.
>>1967985>C.) A secret entrance to Snowflame’s cabin>D.) Edge thinks this is all a farce.
Should we mention that Cheshire figured us out? Cause that means we might need to adjust how we interact with Harley while undercover. She's apparently been bragging about us
>>1968092Probably should, if Harley is hanging off our arm while its common knowledge shes with a hero then eyebrows will be raised at the very least.
>>1968108Harley is ah...sexually active...and wouldn't raise too many questions if she's seeing multiple people the same time. It really was just your cock that gave it away. It required A and C to blow your cover.
>>1968118Regardless, our cover has been compromised by at least one person. She says she'll keep it secret, but it does mean we need to watch what we say and what our partners say. We're lucky Cheshire owes us for saving her sister... and that we have a huge dick.
>>1968138>Villains recognize us by our dickIs this the running joke?
>>1968148Yes, Adam's dick is the running joke of this thread because how obvious Brother Blood is compensating for something.
>>1968148Curse our physical beauty!
“Ah yeah a couple of things. You just didn’t tell the Rogues about us did you?” You say sighing.“What? Oh come no I….damn it Boomerang.” Harley curses under her breath. “That guy was always a gossiping hen.”“Well Cheshire figured it out. Apparently she owes me or something though so isn’t going blab.” You say.“Great, any good news? Because I don’t trust that bitch as far as I can throw her and I can use it right about now.” Ivy says, large frown form on her face.“Well to start off with, Morgan Edge thinks this entire thing is farce. He has no real interest in the drug trade, let alone cocaine as the rumors state. He isn’t illogical about it but he opposed to it out of a weird mix of pragmatism and ideology. He probably isn’t buying today and even if he is he’s just using this as an opportunity to settle other business and get a look at Snowflame and the rest of you. Who knows he might even be up to something.”“The other thing is, the reason Cheshire found out was because we were flirting and she was trying to make our conversation a little more private if you get my meaning. There is a secret entrance to Snowflame’s cabin one he probably half forgot about. Behind the bar, there is a shaft that leads directly down in front of Snowflame’s room. From there we can probably get to go see that or maybe sneak to where the cargo is.” You say.“See? I told you he was smart and good for something!” Harley says smugly.“Oh please, Har he just said he was planning on sleeping with another woman.” Ivy says.“No I didn’t and that’s no important.” You start.“We’re in an open relationship Red, why do you think I’m still seeing you when I’m with him? Besides he was just pretending to flirt with her. Same think you do with a mark. Should I be jealous of that?” Harley says, jabbing Poison Ivy in the chest.“Ladies...” You say try to interrupt“That’s totally different, I never...” Poison Ivy stammers.“Ladies and Gentlemen from out of town, Snowflame will be addressing you at the front of the deck in five minutes.” A voice blares over the intercom.>A.) I’ll go sneak into the cabin, you two hear what this is about.>B.) Harley, your a gymnast right? Go sneak into the cabin, we’ll hear what he has to say.>C.) Ivy go to the cabin, you can always kiss a guard and make him forget you were ever down there. We’ll hear what Snowflame has to say
>>1968200>A.) I’ll go sneak into the cabin, you two hear what this is about.We are the free one. Harley and Ivy are monitored>>1968153>>1968154Also this reminds me of dave chapelle jokes
>>1968200>“What? Oh come no I….damn it Boomerang.” Harley curses under her breathAnyone else thinking pic related?>A.) I’ll go sneak into the cabin, you two hear what this is about.They'd be suspicious of a leader missed this.
>>1968200>>C.) Ivy go to the cabin, you can always kiss a guard and make him forget you were ever down there. We’ll hear what Snowflame has to say
>>1968200>>A.) I’ll go sneak into the cabin, you two hear what this is about.>>1968233eh he's not killing people or trying to kill us
>>1968200>“That’s totally different, I never...” Poison Ivy stammers.Harley Quinn: Party Girl, Kooky Girl, Cock Sleeve, Savage Joisy Girl.>C.) Ivy go to the cabin, you can always kiss a guard and make him forget you were ever down there. We’ll hear what Snowflame has to saySeriously, she doesn't even to roll for this shit.
>>1968200>>A.) I’ll go sneak into the cabin, you two hear what this is about.
Well that settles it, you get the twist first and didn't even seek the foreshadowing.
>>1968314...I think I made a terrible mistake.
>>1968319It's finewe can deal with it HEAD-ON
>>1968314And now I'm worried.
“I’ll sneak into the cabin, you two hear what this is about.” You say softly, Harley holding onto your arm as long as she can before she releases it and joins Ivy into the mass of people centering at the stage Snowflame.You make way gently and carefully through the outskirts of the crowd pausing just a moment so any onlookers would think you stopped there and weren’t still moving. It takes a two minutes for something that is about twenty feet away from you at best, but you manage to completely avoid any servers let alone any security or the like. You wait a minute more padding along the walls until you find the compartment on the wall and find that’s just barely big enough for you to squeeze in. When a man who sounds like a pro wrestler starts speaking on the microphone, you take that as your cue and jump through, making sure to close the passage way as you go.When you land, you feel something wet and soft squish underneath your feet. You initially can’t see what is in the lightening which is almost nonexistent, natural lighting only seeping through small circular holes the size of your first here and there along much further sides of the ship. But you know it’s very wet and sticking, you having to pull your shoe up not just lift it. It felt like a weak fabric was covering a sack of something. You kick at the floor and feel something give and turn underneath. Gravity never put up much a fight for you but you get the sickening feeling that maybe this could at one time or another.You flick your finger along your shoe and taste something salty and sweet. You’ve tasted it before and immediately spit it out. You kick again looking for it’s sides and find them. This wasn’t an object or even an animal. You feel along it and can make out the arms and legs. A body.Blood.You hear something in the further down the belly of the ship. It was hard hearing over the loud but muffled sounds of Snowflame’s sales pitch above but it was still somewhat clear even if was on the peripheral of your hearing. It was weird though. You could hear it pretty well but you couldn’t understand it. You could had trouble telling if it was a low constant scream or both.>A.) Go into Snowflame’s room>B.) Check it out.>C.) Go back up deck and warn Harley, Ivy, and Malone.>D.) Go back up and warn everyone.
>>1968443>>C.) Go back up deck and warn Harley, Ivy, and Malone.
>>1968443>>C.) Go back up deck and warn Harley, Ivy, and Malone.Dammit, where'd my Admiral Ackbar picture go...
>>1968443>>C.) Go back up deck and warn Harley, Ivy, and Malone.Get our boys and get out.
>>1968443>>B.) Check it out.
>>1968483I like you
>>1968443>B.) Check it out.INVESTIGATE FIRST or we became boy who cried wolf
>>1968476Change my vote to>Warn Harley, Ivy, Malone, Cheshire, Penguin, Blockbuster, and Edge.They were okay as far as crime bosses go.
>>1968485Ill change mine, its true we dont actually know what it is yet.>B
>>1968490can I come over to your house and fuck your sisterI'm a balls to the wall kinda of guy
>>1968520Well we might be in for a roll to see if you get caught. Very good if don't.
>>1968516Fuck that's a good point. No point in getting spooked so easily.
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>1968556
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>1968556I have bad luck with d100's but here go's nothing
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>1968556Ninjaaaaaaaaaaaa
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>1968556
Rolled 100 (1d100)>>1968556Letsa Go!
>>1968564niceNow you can go to his house and fuck his sister
>>1968564>>1968567DC70 you barely pass
>>1968574WHAT A WASTELUCK WASTEDwhy zombo?whyyy?
>>1968574I hate you.
>>1968580Alas, my 100 was for naught!
>>1968583>>1968584Its not my fault I was beat by a mere 8 seconds!
>>1968589next time man next time
You have an urge to bolt and warn everyone or least your friends...and Ivy but you stifle it. Sure there was a dead body down here but drug dealers are violent and hostile people. Maybe Snowflame’s security saw someone down here that went exploring or trying to steal something and blasted him away. It might not mean very bad news. Just that the guards would blow you away no questions asked.That wasn’t good either actually.You hear the sound from what you presume to be human again and your better nature gets the better of you. You walk until you see a staircase, take a breath, and walk down that further and further into the belly of the abyss, as the sun light starts to move from your knees and to your head, like it’s floating above you in the sky before it just fades away. A candle wisk blown away in the wind. Still down here a low orange light provided enough of a glow for you to mostly find your footing and continue to walk towards the noise finally the end of the staircase.As you start to move on flat ground again, you start to notice certain things. The doors became more practical down here for one. Where once oak and jungle wood separated doors, cold ugly and pragmatic white and gray steel blocked the passage between the rooms. The floor were not carpeted whatever, immediately causing you to change your footing least you create a banging or clacking sound that anyone with a functioning ear could pick up. Also the doors were labeled. As you pass a control room, a laundry room, and the engine room, you take the time to squint and study each label in the dark and possibly manage to damage your eyes. Because of this attention to detail you miss the much bigger sign in front of you that didn’t require any night reading just your eyes. Two men in paramilitary gear, while sitting on the floor with pale skin and stretched skeletal grin. Each one was grasping and moaning. But also laughing softly. You think it didn’t start out that way. Their was blood on their lips and their voices were hoarse. Every ha sounded like it clawed through raw flesh to escape their throats.One of them raises a hand towards you, eyes pleading for some type of relief. Any kind. But then they go blank and his hand drops.You hear a man bark orders to someone in the cargo room. It was harsh yet light hearted. Like he hated them utterly but could break into a laugh at any moment.>A.) Go sneak and see who it is.>B.) Come in for a fight.>C.) Go warn everyone.>D.) Go warn Harley and co>E.) Write in
Next post last of the night will be the next one and will be a little delayed.
>>1968665>D.) Go warn Harley and cook time to go
>>1968665>>C.) Go warn everyone.
>>1968665>D.) Go warn Harley and coNow, we gotta go.
>>1968665Mistah J's in the building! ABORT ABORT>C.) Go warn everyone.
I can't wait to tell you how long I've waited for this moment.I was partly hoping he'd pull of the mask and you'd only figure it out then but this is good too. You fucked the Joker girl, so guess partly why he's here folks
>>1968683So... we gonna blame this on our dick again?
>>1968683>guess partly why he's here folksIs it because of cocaine?
>>1968689see this is the problem when you give the good dick
>>1968689Not about the size of it but because you used it yes.
>>1968683I swear to god, I just want to quote the Mack at him."yo' bitch chose me, you know the rules to the game.
>>1968689yes, time to cut it off it's only caused us trouble.
>>1968699Damn out god-like sexual prowess and charismatic nature!
>>1968705I mentioned this before but you have a healing factor so it would take a while but it would grow back
>>1968740bigger, badder and more powerful than ever?
>>1968740>Big DIck>Gravity power>Healing FactorMan, HIVE is kind to us. Better fuck Queen Bee for gratitude
>>1968665>>D.) Go warn Harley and co
>>1968740When one dick falls, two more will rise.
>>1968752Oh if only you knew>>1968740So if we cut our dick off enough times we can have a horse dong? I'm not sure what to say, but Slaanesh's greatly approves of this
>>1968752Meh we just real a bit faster then a average human. Still that pretty nice.
>>1968773Hail Hydra Crotch.
>>1968787NahToo hentai. Stick to comic
>>1968752She did mind control us into pseudo-marrying her and doing the horizontal tango without our willful consent.
>>1968796wait...was this when we meet Manta?Gotta re-read them
>>1968817Yeah during that whole fiasco. Adam is currently going out of his way to NOT THINK ABOUT IT. It'll make the inevitable emotional meltdown that much more terrifying when we combine it with our low-key fatalism.
>>1968817yaif you don't know some threads are like 3 days
>>1968842scratch that fatalism wasn't the correct term. I was thinking of self-loathing.
>>1968817What you don't remember the anons discussing about it? Don't even want to bring that up otherwise it wil start again.
>>1968796>>1968842>>1968817>>1968852Reminder the issue won't be us fucking against our will, since we're technically made to fuck by HIVE. The issue will be the mind control.
>>1968665Fuck the others on this ship. We know our villains enough from our HIVE mental data, that we should recognize who that is by the fucking SOUND OF THEIR VOICE.>D.) Go warn Harley and co
>>1968865I know that. Rape isn't as much about the sex as it is about power and domination. Combine that powerlessness with the still VERY RECENT discovery that our past is a fabrication and we're actually a tailor made Ubermensch, and you have a recipe for a potentially world-shattering breakdown.We should honestly see Black Canary about our mental health at some point. If I remember right, she's also a psychiatrist.
Alright now it was time to cut and run. You had a suspicion of who this was but you weren’t sure. You didn’t want to be right. Hell even if you were wrong, it was still very bad news. People were dead and you had the feeling unless you acted fast even more would. It takes a while but you hobble in such way you can develop a pace until you reach the stairs and just gun at it your super human levels. Plenty of people were probably on the ship and it wouldn’t give away that he caught yet.You hear and than feel a large boom when you reach the top of the stair case. You could swear you heard the man from below take notice of you before whatever it was shook the ship and grated on probably everyone’s ears. If it wasn’t your imagination you can hear that he probably changed his mind.You reach the secret entrance and finally see the smiling face of the corpse that you landed on. No time to be horrified, sadly there was time to do anything but use the poor bastard as anything but a step ladder. As you climb up you can hear screaming and yelling, the scratching uneven voices of teenagers. Okay this was weird and getting by the moment. You almost fall down when you hear and then feel another boom but your grip is a little too good for that. Guess flying didn’t put you out of practice. As you exit, you actually see people jump off the ship and into the ocean. As you turn you see security and hired goons take position across the ship’s stren and train their guns on something. You’d think that you’d have to move to their position to see what they plan on firing at up you only have to look up. People flying on giant playing cards? What the fuck?
>>1968943Four people, three men and one woman with the club thing and get up resembling the attire of the royalty on the poker cards hovered above everyone laughing, looking down upon everyone like they were prey. Taking the distraction as a blessing you move silently towards Quinn and the rest.“Harley, I have to tell you something, something bad...” You whisper.“No shit, who are these punks?” Harley asks aloud. For a second you wince but realize no one really cares or can hear in the first place. You look and see that A man with snow white hair lay unconscious on the middle of the deck, a scorch mark scaring him. Far in front of him was a bag of even whiter powder. If you had to hazard a guess it was Snowflame and only his labored breath hinted that he was alive.“You kids are dead.” A faux British accent says in front of you. “Who the hell do you think you are. Every power player in the East Coast is here. Every power player in Gotham. You’re crazy!”“What’s so wrong with that. It’s done wonders for me.” A husky voice says.You and everyone else turn to see the Black Mask, stroll from the actual door from the cabin, two men with assault rifles following him. His walk was almost comical though, like that of a silent movie star or mime. Or a clown.“What the hell Roman, this isn’t like you!” Penguin cried, confusion on his face. “You were a team player. You can’t take over the drug trade by wiping us out. You are smart enough to know that killing us wouldn’t mean jack, that other faces would take over our organizations, that...”“Oh hush, hush.” The Black Mask says, reaching up to the back of his head. “What’s the fun in that. Now I’ve always been a D.A.R.E type of fella. Drugs never helped me one bit. Never needed them either, I was always found something to laugh at. When I spike these drugs so will everyone else. Hahahahaha”“Puddin’?” Harley asks softly, clearly terrified.“Want us to grease them Mr. J?” Ten says, guessing from the ten embolden on his outfit.“No, no, no. This show’s just getting started, there’s a special lady in the audience and her special gentlemen friend I’ve been dying to meet.” The “Black Mask” says, finally throwing off his helmet.”“Harley Quinn, please come to me darling and bring your boyfriend. I know I didn’t take the break up on the best of terms but I’m sure once we talk to through the three of us have a laugh and look back on this day with a smile. Well I’ll do the looking back, the two of you will be dead, but we all will laugh together. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA” The Joker laughs
Forgot to put an end. I have the time so I'll update tom night.The Royal Flush Gang and the Joker has made his appearance and is out for revenge. Malone has mysteriously disappeared. Maybe it's time to break that thing Nightwing gave you?
>>1968959>Maybe it's time to break that thing Nightwing gave you?and pray for help aswell
>>1968959Y E S ES
>>1968967Agreed.Though I'm really wanting to liquify J-man's bones in a very localized, intense gravity field.
>>1968991Yeah, yeah, I know. Dern kids and their reality warping.Back in my day, we had one reality
>>1968997Pic related>>1968991Take her from Joker's side. Turn her into cute little sister.Feel bad when we have to kill her.
>>1969015Why'd you remind me of that?! You're making me sad again!
https://pastebin.com/Bbak8nVE social links
>>1969035>inb4 Great White starts having a panic attack in front of everyone.
"Everyone here is in for a surprise. They want to be dealt in, layout their cards, and come out with a fortune. Too bad I'm in play and I'm always wild."From when "Black Mask" was on there.
>>1969050so is Black mask in Gotham, is he dead or other
>>1969056Roman is dead. Arkham is alive and will take the mantel
>>1968946We should really piss him off by asking who he is. Mistake him for being part of the royal flush gang, the joker card or something. Not like Batman's nemesis. If anything the Joker's a narcissist.
>>1969836And to really sell it, we should be addressing King or Ace (is Ace there or no?).
>>1969850Royal Flush = AKQJ10
>>1969035>that Hatley update.Dam i feel bad for her now...
>>1969895>lol just attach a gravity field to him then kick him off the ship>cement shoes lmao>how hard could it be???
>>1969901Can't use our powers. I mean we can but then we will have revealed our civilian identity to everyone here.
>>1969902>to everyone hereYou mean anyone that's still on the ship and hasn't jumped off, right?>not thinking about gravity fielding him as he falls off the side of the ship, in such a way that no one on board will suspect us
Clowns.... Why did it have to be clowns?!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzWsLaolyLw
At this point we can no longer hide our relationship with Harley or avoid a fight (without gravity stuff). Better play it cool as the new speedster thug that dates Harley.> Name's Issac and no one talk trash to my girl!> Use our speedster abilities to get to him before he can react and punch him in the stomach.
“Someone get the bitch up there.” a voice yelled. You could feel the crowd turning towards Harley Quinn. Their eyes ran hot with rage, boiling from fear of death and sheer pressure from a false hope that giving Harley to the Joker would appease him. Their bodies coiled and shifted, ready to pounce at a second notice when they their feet slithered close enough to her anyway. Some of them raised their hands ready to strangle or grapple her openly, not worried about her protests or her running away.Much to you shock, you saw Harley step in front of you, her hands and legs posed in a martial arts pose. One arms sticking out straight in the air, the other angled at the elbow, one knee tucked while the other supported all her weight. She accepted this and was ready for a fight, even with the look of fear painted on her face you tell this.“Oh stop it you fools.” A booming voice said. “He’d kill you at the drop of a hat anyway, and he’d drop the hat.”You turn and see a muscled giant with fishbowl for a forehead and monkey suit that you’d modeled yourself a month or so ago. Custom fitted with expensive soft fabrics, a jacket worth more than most people do in a season, being ripped into confetti as he revealed just how muscled his torso was. He lifted his hands in a boxer’s pose.To your left you see Cheshire and Sportsmaster rush past the crowd, weapons on the draw. Sportsmaster, the more practical of them you guess, pulling out a .45 caliber magnum that could blow the head off a normal person, subtle and trying to hide it in the sleeve of his shirt as he did so. Faux calm and relaxation in his arm’s posture. Cheshire openly pulled out two sai, taking an openly hostile and combat ready stance. An artist of pain.>A.) Take Blockbuster’s flank>B.) Flank with Sportsmaster and Cheshire.>C.) Bum rush the center and Joker>D.) Try and sneak around to the playing card game’s back>E.) Call out for help and then break the device Nightwing gave you.
>>1970938>>E.) Call out for help and then break the device Nightwing gave you.>C.) Bum rush the center and Joker
>>1970889[Genuinely non-erogenous exhale] Pleahehehase stop
>>1970938>E.) Call out for help and then break the device Nightwing gave you.>C.) Bum rush the center and Joker>Tell Ivy to get Harley out of here. We can distract the clown for now.
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>>1971015Handsome, reckless, and so damn lucky. Are you sure we don't have a Luck power?
>>1971023Nope we just passively draw it in with our gravity powers.
You immediately and with the best of your ability cry out in your mind and then smash the device Nightwing gave you. It would take a few minutes about the Justice League or at the very least the Titans would arrive to save your bacon. You might not have a few minutes though.You rush forward, plowing down more than a few people like bowling pins. You broke a few bones, pulled a few muscles and maybe even caused a concussion or two. You could live with that. All you that mattered is that you stopped a mad man so crazy even super villains didn’t want to cross him. The Joker sees you and his smile somehow gets even bigger, going ear to ear.You are a few feet from him when the Jack of Clubs moves to intercept you. Though maybe that’s the wrong word for it. He just stretches his arm to hit deck you right in the jaw as you bolt towards the joke. From about fifteen or sixteen feet away in the air. You’re going fast, about four hundred miles an hour fast, but you aware enough somehow to see it coming, and just lean your head down like a bull’s to dodge it.You head slams into the Joker, sending him flying. The smile on his face remains but his laugh is nothing but a howl of pain, no pleasure to be found. For a second you think you sent him high and far enough that he’ll land into the ocean, but instead the woman in the queen get up, dives with her hard and catches him and then goes back up into the air.From your peripheral vision, you notice a red light heading towards you.>A.) Dodge it>B.) Create a force field.>C.) Smash the deck with your foot and create and shield>D.) Use your gravity powers to use the bar as a shield
>>1971109>>A.) Dodge it
>>1971109>AIdk how a force field would do against Kings laser.
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>>1971202saved by the bell
>>1971202I have never been so happy to be late
>>1971207and its all right
You don’t even hop, as that would be too slow. No you twirl like a ballerina or some other type of dancer, but with far more urgency than most of them will ever know. The playing card man’s red beam misses you by a mere inch. Right now you feel as graceful as one of those professional dancers on Broadway even if you highly doubt if it looked that good. It’s the results that matter.As you make the complete 360 turn, the playing card man dressed as a king suddenly had problems of his own. One of the trays that the server had used, had been thrown at the man’s knees, causing them to collapse underneath him and fall off the card onto the hard wooden floor ten feet underneath him.You turn and see Blockbuster, who was now whistling out loud to a bunch of waiters who dropped their drinks and the trays they lay onto off right in back of him. Blockbuster just leaned down, his calfs covered in wine and whiskey, picking up the glass covered trays and flinging them at the living breaking poker hand. He nods at you.You look to your side and see Sportsmaster opening fire at the man dressed as Jack, as he contorted and twisted his body back and forth unnatural thin shapes to avoid his ammunition. His daughter was on top highest point of the yacht, dodging blows gracefully from the muscled man dressed like the ten card. Above it all the Joker laughed as Queen looked down at all of you smugly, for whatever reason her hands were stretched far above her head.>A.) Grab one of the trays and toss it at Queen.>B.) Tackle King before he could do anything to Blockbuster>C.) Sneak attack Ten while he’s distracted by Cheshire>D.) Grapple him and spin around Jack through one of the entrances to the belly of the ship
>>1971331>>A.) Grab one of the trays and toss it at Queen.
>>1971331>CThrowing metal at queen or grappling with elasti-guy seems bad.
>>1971331>>C.) Sneak attack Ten while he’s distracted by Cheshireis batman dealing with bombs right now
>>1971331>>C.) Sneak attack Ten while he’s distracted by Cheshire
>>1971331>A.) Grab one of the trays and toss it at Queen.Whatever she's doing i doubt we would want it to happen. Remeber never lat the caster finish it's magic.
>>1971349Stop the Meta.
>>1971362If he showed up now he would be the main targer. everyone in this boat has a bone to pick with him.
>>1971331Remember lads, always geek the mage first.And never ever make a deal with a dragon
>>1971376No he wouldn't. Batman isn't going to kill them where as the Joker most definitely will.
>>1971386 And never trust a fae.
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>>1971394Spoilers, he's right. They still wouldn't be thrilled
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>>1971409>>1971403Dammit my captcha-fu was way to slow.
>>1971417That's alright. I know your pain.>>1968574
>>1971425Ouch...dam that is sad...sorry about it man.
“Come on girl, stop moving around and fight me!” Ten yells, winding up a fist and unleashing at blinding speed.“Seems like I’m doing just that, just with a little smarts.” Jade says, almost yawning. Cheshire just spins around to avoid it like you had, though you feel that it was done with much more grace. She also brings her fist with her, closing it and slamming him in his jaw with the front of her knuckles. You could feel and hear the impact from that damned blow from here. His teeth rattled from the power and precision of it.But it’s Jade holding her hand after the exchange. A large pearly white smile appears on Ten’s black voice, the self satisfied look of delivering joke who’s punchline everyone in the room just got. You look at Jade and her nursed hand, realizing just what happened to it. Cheshire had broken her hand on his jaw. Had he thrown or positioned it in the right way to do so? No, that was just his raw durability.“Fight with brains? Listen you dumb broad you fight with your fists or you end up like that.” Ten says with a cocky laugh.Oh well.You wind up a hook of your own, waiting a couple of seconds before unleashing it. Your fist flys like a missile connect with the small of Ten’s head, sending a painful jolt up your arm and Ten’s head and entire body crashing down hard on wooden floor. A wave went out underneath your feet of splinters, whole planks of wood, and of course just energy from your blow and Ten’s head.“Ow” Ten mutters from on the ground.You looks up Jade and see a sly smile on her mouth.“Now, now...you looking to see that we’re still in our debt or you looking for a three way with me and clown.” Cheshire says.“Please don’t say clown.” You say sighing, seeing Cheshire’s eyes go from amusement to fear.You turn around to see what she’s looking at and gulp yourself. Joker was laughing hysterically as Queen was gathering all types of metal above her. There was bullets, knives, guns, silverware, watches, and even jewelry hung above her head. Each bit was spinning faster then you could hope to track on it’s own, the speed and the innate force twisting it making each one into a blade. They all starting raining down on the ship.>A.) Create a force field>B.) Use Ten as a shield for you and Cheshire.>C.) Dodge>D.) Dodge and run towards Harley to see if she’s alright
>>1971537>>A.) Create a force field>make it big enough to block for us and Cheshire at least.
>>1971537>A.) Create a force field
>>1971537>BHes a big boy he'll be fine.
>>1971537>BThe guy is super durable he can take it.
>>1971537>>A.) Create a force field
>>1971537>B.) Use Ten as a shield for you and Cheshire
guys we are still undercover
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>>1971611I hope this 81 (76+5) is enough to get past the DC
>>1971616It is. Thor posts DCs in the discord, at least for this thread
>>1971611Pass>>1971586Came very, very close to blowing your cover.
>>1971627>Came very, very close to blowing your cover.I know
>>1971586Guess anons forgot about that. Since the only one to figure us out was Chesire. And most likely Sportsman.
>>1971715I definitely assumed we were blown when joker called us out.
>>1971720>>1971725No, as far as everyone knows Adam the model is dating Harley....which was your cover story. Joker doesn't blow secret identities, too plebeian.
>>1971720Yeah that's what I assumed.
>>1971729Then I bet he didn't expect that headbutt, I hope it hurts to laugh.
>>1971725>>1971720Not yet it seems.As long as the underworld does not notice that we are with Harley we are just random new criminal with generic speed/strength superpowers.
Not out of any strategic thought, but out of pure instinct you just hoist Ten body back up in the air between Cheshire, you, and Queen of clubs. As you get him to his knees he finds his strength or a second wind or something. Still momentum and time are on your side, so it isn’t something that you worry about.“You dumb bastard, all you did was help me to my feet.” Ten screamed.You just hear a series of heavy thumbs and bangs. Rain hitting sheet of metal. Thunder cracking and lighting up a tree. For a brief moment Ten’s limbs begin to flail about and his voice rings even higher in a suddenly very high pitched scream. Pain pure and simple. But soon the man just bring his arms up like a boxer protecting his head and chest again. And all you hear is the rain hitting sheets of thing steel once more. Eventually after a good ten seconds even those sounds disappear.You look up and Queen is on the floor with Joker, the clown wincing and walking with limp. But still walking forward on the deck. His manically grinned pained but all too familiar and what constituted good fun for him. Good fun for him was never good fun for anyone else.Blockbuster was on his knees, with one he was now strangling Jack by placing it on his knee, who was wrapping all his limbs around all but all of Blockbuster’s, in an attempt to hurl him off or reverse the hold. Roland Desmond on the other hand was calming picking out folded bits of steel out of his forearm and chest, flicking them onto the deck like they were just toothpicks or maybe spilnters he had from tending his garden.“Well thanks I guess.” Jade said. “Wait look out!” Ten was thrashing in your arms now and he was strong. Stronger than anyone you faced before you think. Stronger than Black Manta in his suit. Stronger than Cyborg in your grappling matches. Way stronger than Bane even with Venom pouring into veins. You start to strain instantly. Your arms scream in pain and you almost do so aloud.>A.) Turn around Ten so Cheshire can stab him with her Sai in the gut>B.) Suplex City Bitch.>C.) Subtly combine your gravity powers and your limbs, and try crushing his limbs and put him down.>D.) Let go, then raise your leg and unleash a chopping kick to the back of his head. Then punt him off the boat while he’s down.
>>1971742>>D.) Let go, then raise your leg and unleash a chopping kick to the back of his head. Then punt him off the boat while he’s down.
>>1971742>>D.) Let go, then raise your leg and unleash a chopping kick to the back of his head. Then punt him off the boat while he’s down.while I enjoy suplex city and its many sights I think we shouldn't visit at this time
>>1971742Three words, baby:>B.) Suplex City Bitch.Scream it to the heavens
>>1971749>>1971763>Pulling Gravitas's melee finisher
>>1971742>>B.) Suplex City Bitch.
>>1971742>D.) Let go, then raise your leg and unleash a chopping kick to the back of his head. Then punt him off the boat while he’s down.Dont pull gravitas finiser. Adam should have his own finisher
>>1971768A suplex is a pretty standard wrestling move.
>>1971768>implying people reconize it as ours when most of the times we used it weren't witnessed by anyone but heroes.
>>1971742>>D.) Let go, then raise your leg and unleash a chopping kick to the back of his head. Then punt him off the boat while he’s down.Lets get rid of this guy already
>>1971742>BWe should name this move one day.
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>>1971768>>1971777Nah guys Suplex finisher as Gravitas we use gravity to deliver multiples suplex using the gravity to roll our selfs in the air. As Adam it's just a simple suplex.
>>1971814WELCOME TO SUPLEX CITY!POPULATION: (YOU)
>>1971832Gravitas's finisher should be the equivalent of a suplex performed on Jupiter. (x24.7 Earth's gravity)
>>1971806getting dinner pass
You have no interest or desire into getting a contest of strength with this man. Its utter fools task. You could tell he out powered you. He was on Wonder Womans level strength wise at the very least. But you had no choice. It was crazy, it had to work. And if it did wellYou rather than fight his thrashing, you decide to just hoist him up like a flag again. Hes too busy moving left and right, sure that youd be tackling him to the ground or just outright surrendering this strength contest that he doesnt really consider using his strength to shift his center of gravity and keep his feet planted firmly on the ground. When he does finally, his hips are laying on your face. He screams again in frustration and as you shift yourself, you decide he had enough and let him go. A classic German Suplex.He crashes through the floor of the ship, and would have landed into the engine room or the like if you didnt immediately grab him. You are bent over, feet touching the ground and your head about to if hes shoulders ever shifted. Thats a shame you, you meant to drop the son of a bitch on his head.You flip around him, not releasing your grip for a second just shifting it briefly, and lift him up again. You hear him groan and feel like there is going to be a second round of thrashing but hes already in the motion of the slam by he does so. You held and performed it perfectly this time. It takes less than a second before the whole performance of the technique but you could feel how graceful this was to look at. A work of art that could crush a normal mans skull like a watermelon hit with a sledgehammer.He doesnt crash into the ships deck. You feel and here him sink into the ocean with how hard he is slammed into the ship. When you get up and look down the hole you see nothing but blue.You look down and see that Jack now has Blockbuster on his back in a death grip or an anaconda. Sportsmaster was engaged in a firefight with King, and there was no doubt of them was going to wasted at this rate. And Joker and Queen where now advancing on Great White and Ivy, Great White firing randomly at the two of them, each bullet deflecting mid distance. In the far distance you see there was a short young raven haired teenage girl in the get up of playing cards...just staring blankly.>A.) Go help Blockbuster>B.) Go help Sportsmaster>C.) Go help Ivy and Great White.>D.) Go see Ace
>>1972157>>A.) Go help Blockbustermost likely needs the most help
>>1972157>A.) Go help BlockbusterHe can't die, his momma needs him!
>>1972157>>C.) Go help Ivy and Great White.Lets get on Ivy's good side for once
>>1972157>DWe should see what this is about. For all we know theres a little girl just standing in the middle of a firefight.
>>1972157>>>C.) Go help Ivy and Great White.
>>1972157>A.) Go help Blockbuster
>>1972157>>A.) Go help Blockbuster
>>1972157>EManthor can we make a write in? If we can ask cheshire to figth the elastic man. She has blades we don't and our punches might not be as effective against the guy. Let's go help sportsman instead.
Lets go help Blockbuster, hes in trouble. You say turning to Cheshire. She looks at you stunned for a moment, amused for another, and then finally dismissively. She struts towards you. Her hips sway seductively in an exaggerated manner. She grabs you by the collar, pulls you down and kisses you, before placing her right hand in your pocket and dropping something in there.No. Were even and hes not paying me. Bad for business. Cheshire hops over the railing and runs towards Sportsmaster. Call me if you want to have a fun night though, if you live through this.Well shit.You follow her lead and jump down the railing towards Blockbuster. The giant manages to have his free hand pulling Jack off his neck and preventing Jack from strangling him to death. He looks at you for a moment and thinks of saying something but doesnt. Instead he just eyes Jack and then you and then back to Jack.>A.) Pull off Jack>B.) Bring of your both hands to the side of Jacks head and smash them together.>C.) Shove a wine bottle and pour it down the mans throat.>D.) Combine your gravity powers and fist into one powerful but subtle blow.
>>1972242That might be a good idea.
>>1972280>B.) Bring of your both hands to the side of Jacks head and smash them together.
>>1972280>C.) Shove a wine bottle and pour it down the mans throat.Drinks are on the house, asshole!
>>1972280>>C.) Shove a wine bottle and pour it down the mans throat.Follow with an uppercut for extra dickery.
>>1972280>C.) Shove a wine bottle and pour it down the mans throat.plastic man meet glass!!
>>1972280>C.) Shove a wine bottle and pour it down the mans throat.
Oh fuck me i just realized that Ace is here...we are fucked.
>>1972328I'm a little worried on what her role is right now
>>1972280>C.) Shove a wine bottle and pour it down the mans throat.But say this line >>1972290 followed by the uppercut in >>1972302
>>1972341Adam's weakness. Yup she is tottaly Adam's counter.
This is the best one-liner I've suggested in recent history.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>1972424
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>1972424I got this.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>1972424Rolling
Rolled 54 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>1972424
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d100 + 5)>>1972424Chaos gods hear my plea!
>>1972428So fucking luckyDouble pass. Wine Bottle was an auto pass
>>1972438The power of quality banter!
Kinda wish that, instead of uppercutting him, we just punched him in the throat.
You grab Jacks head and start pulling his head back and down hard. Blockbuster was already trying to use brute strength to try and rip this man off of him and it wasnt working. Maybe you were stronger or had better grappling skills but it was all risks and chances you werent willing to take. Especially without someone backing you up. You could get Blockbuster or Jack killed after all.No. Instead you noticed the unbroken bottles of wine on the floor and pick one up. Quickly you bite the top off, breaking chunks of glass with the cork. You can feel wine and blood mixing together in your mouth but over all it wasnt much. Not as much as Jack was going to get served anyone.Drinks are on the house, asshole! You scream, prying open his mouth with one hand and pouring the entire contents of the bottle down his throat.With in seconds Jack releases Blockbuster gagging and rolling his eyes from the sudden drowning sensation and alcohol shoved into his system. While the playing card man precedes to smash his fist into the ground and rolling around in agony, Blockbuster precedes to get up and wind prepare to throw a fist at the asshole. You join him in it.With in moments the Jack of clubs goes flying into the ocean, putting him out of the fight. Blockbuster looks at you panting and nods.Well, this was one hell of an impromptu interview. You ever want a job in Bludhaven, you have it. Roland says, in between pants and rubbing his throat.You turn and see the gunfight between Cheshire and her father, and King. You turn again and see Ivy and Great White with giant painful smiles on their faces and their limbs constrained by steel. Harley was backed into a corner throwing dinner plates and serving trays. Her legs poised to jump...until they meet yours and change into a stance for heads on confrontation.Now, now Harley...be a good girl and come to Puddin Joker says, grin on his face.Would be the first time. Harley says throwing a plate right into Jokers head and sending him down to his knees, blood trickling down.The raven haried Ace stares at Harley, causing her to falls to the ground mostly unconscious.>A.) Go stop Ace.>B.) Go save Harley Quinn and get out of here.>C.) Rush Joker and Queen>D.) Go help Cheshire and Sportsmaster
>>1972544>>A.) Go stop Ace.
>>1972544Oooooh this has gone poorly. But I'm surprised Joker Venom works on Ivy. I guess Joker really planned ahead on this one.>A.) Go stop Ace.Why are you helping this monster?
>>1972544>A.) Go stop Ace.
>>1972544>>A.) Go stop Ace
>>1972544>A.) Go stop Ace.This is a terrible idea!!
>>1972576Because he has a mother who needs him. Also i kinda surprised joker gas worked on Ivy.
>>1972611It's enchanced by a...friend who can counter Ivy's power. You'll meet him next thread
>>1972633Fucking floronic man
Rolled 76 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>1972633Oh yeah. Forgot about him.Also, where is Snowflame?>>1972636Rollinf
Rolled 74 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>1972636
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>1972636
Rolled 21 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>1972636
>>1972640Knocked out, still alive. You can...use him next thread.86...nice but also a fail. DC 100
>>1972647Urgh... I'm really hoping the JL or Titans crash this party soon.
>>1972647uuuuuuhhhhhhwhere are the titans or the league when you need them
With Ace in play, there's no chance we could've done much without getting fucked over by the reality she makes.
>>1972677If shes even at that point.
>>1972685Facing a DC 100 roll, I think she's at least close.
>>1972647God dammit i fucking knew it was a bad idea and even so i went with it. But also because i felt it would be metagame if i did so since Adam doesn't know about Ace's power.
>>1972691Fuck psyker man.At least we knocked out two of the card people.
>>1972691>>1972647>DC 100Well, it was a nice run while it lasted.
>>1972703That is one thing I am proud of you anons. Not meta-gaming Ace.
You rush towards Ace, posed for a tackle. You have no intention of hitting what? A 15 or 14 year old girl? But you need to take her down, you realize now shes dangerous as any of the playing card people. You almost are with in arms reach when she turns to face you. You can almost feel her on your finger tips.Her eyes glow a bright yellow, the sun is high noon in her pupils. You want to look away. Need to look away. But you cant, you simply cant. You must look into the yellow fiery mass. At first the gleam of it enters covers your eyes and you at first think burns them blind. But it didnt instead the light carried images. Pictures of things youd never want to see, remember, or even think about. You notice that your mouth has disappeared. You have no mouth but must scream.You see lab with a fetus floating tube. A man with evil eyes and a familiar face peers on the other side. You see Queen Bee and Brother Blood looking over charts and a catalog, the two of them cooing and awing at one projection and laughing. Brother Blood points at one number on the chart, and Queen Bee hits his hand away, hushing him but laughing harder still.You see her and you doing things. Things that normally would make you happy and hot, but just send a cold abyss in your stomach. You see a man and a woman holding the strings to a puppet wearing an outfit bearing a striking resemblanceYou scream, you scream. You yell, you yell.A hand grabs your shoulder. A man in black with an emblem of golden in the middle. Some of it, most of it is a much lighter shade of black, almost gray in fact. With pointy ears on his cowl you never noticed that before, funny. You see a familiar face in red and black, his goofy grin off his face. You see two of the most beautiful women in the world next to each other, a woman in a dark blue and complete with a hood and cape and another wearing bloomers and armor with the color scheme of the American flag. You also see the most powerful and greatest man alive before you.
>>1972811Adam wake up, wake up. For the love of God wake up. Batman screams.Oh, its way too...damn what do you know he is waking up. The kids got gumption, I can see why you like him toots! Hes more than a pretty face. Hes one so dumb he doesnt know when to give up. Joker says laughing. He had the gun trained on Harley Quinn, Queen, King, and Ace each with a card below them right behind him. Ten was in the air and nursing a nasty bruise closing one of his eyes and forming the shape of an apple on his head. You couldnt see Jack but you guessed he was there.The entire Justice League and some of the Titans where in front of you. Batman, Wonder Woman, Superman, Green Lantern, Flash, Martian Manhunter, and Plastic Man. Nightwing, Raven, Starfire, and Beast Boy. All forming an impromptu wall in front of you. No doubt the strongest one in the history of man.Ace dear, clear the stage will you? I want to talk to Batsy and Gravit-D Thats a good girl, daddys special girl Joker says with a smile.>A.) Wait Ace stop, lets talk>B.) Teleport out of here now you cant stop here.>C.) Ace, hes using you.>D.) Ace how many people died today
>>1972819>>A.) Wait Ace stop, lets talk
>>1972819>A.) Wait Ace stop, lets talk
>>1972819>>A.) Wait Ace stop, lets talkWhy are you doing this?
>>1972819>A.) Wait Ace stop, lets talk>C.) Ace, hes using you."I don't know what Joker's promising you for your cooperation, but I guarantee he'll just stab you in the back after you stop being entertaining to him."
>>1972852Ill support this
>>1972852>>1972863>>1972870I'll allow it
>>1972819>>A.) Wait Ace stop, lets talk>>C.) Ace, hes using you.Getting a bit lazy not using quotation marks Thor. It make reading a bit slower.
>>1972878See >>1972830. It's an issue with 4chan and Word.
>>1972890>>1972878Other quests are having this same issue right now too. Quests that have been running yesterday that are continuing to today are having that issue in the new posts as well. This is a widespread thing that is happening right now that most people aren't aware of.
>>1972897>>1972892>>1972890Thanks for the heads up, just checked my word doc and yeah I did have them in there
>>1972852>>1972870>>1972873>>1972878>>1972893Roll 1d100 +10
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>1972915
Rolled 27 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>1972915
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>1972915Diplomacy go!"If you don't believe me, ask Harley what 'Mistah J' is like."
>>1972923Oh shit! That is a good point!
>>1972923I doubt a 74 is enough but crossing my fingers.
>>1972923Though I kinda feel douchey dragging up her old wounds for this now after I've said it.
>>1972923One Point away from success.
>>1972937https://www.myinstants.com/instant/how-could-this-happen-to-me/Why have you forsaken me, Lord?!
>>1972937I fucking knew it.
>>1972955At the very least, I hope it plants the seeds of doubt in Ace's young noggin. Raise her guard around Joker more.
Wait Ace stop, lets talk. You say loudly as you can, though you suspect that its nothing more than a mutter.The Justice League and the present Titans had tenses and taken a defensive stance. Apparently they took one look at you and took the lesson that you didnt when you saw what happened to Harley. The Martian Manhunter was becoming translucent. Subtle and smart, he was going to phase behind her while everyone else sacrificed themselves to distract her and stop them all. But you had a inkling she saw through it, no pun intended. Her eyes started glowing again...but then stopped as she heard your words.Ace honey, we dont have time for this. Joker says somehow sweetly.Ace hes using you. I don't know what Joker's promising you for your cooperation, but I guarantee he'll just stab you in the back after you stop being entertaining to him. Just ask Harley what happened how it played out last time she trusted Mistah Jay. You say, choking and spiting out each word.Joker laughs hard at this, patting his knee as he did so. The rest of his gang followed his lead. Each was genuine and knowing. You didnt know how the bastard somehow hooked a bunch of other saps. They werent going to like the end game Joker had planned for them. He was going to suck them dry and leave them do die. And even then he wouldnt be done with them. Thats were youre wrong Adam. Joker loves me. He loves all of us. He saved us and already gave us what we all wanted. Ace says in a sad robotic monotone.And whats that? Superman asks. To kill? To fight because thats all I see.No. He gave us our freedom. Were doing this because he asked. Not because he told us. King yells.Thats what you think. Harley moans softly. You got me back. Just finish me off, end the joke. Leave the rest of them alone...I.
>>1973149"Oh Harley, youve forgotten what I told you years ago. Im the only one who can tell the punchline." Joker says softly, like a kitten. Then he bashes her in the head with his magnum. Her forehead ozzes blood.The Manhunter goes to make his move but its too slow. Her eyes are on him and then the rest of them. The all fall to the floor at the same time. Like bowling pins. And like bowling pins, two manages to stay up in the corner after a near perfect strike, an eyesore and annoyance. One too damn stubborn and too hard to knock down.Batman, while holding his head with one hand, manages to limp towards the Joker. While one hand tended his head however and another was working the ultity belt, subtly actually. Batman was pretending to stabilize himself but was actually unlossening a bunch of weapons. You had the feeling even the headache was an act.But if you could tell itThe Jokers gun goes off and takes Batman to his knees, now nursing an actual wound to his hip. The thing is though the Joker had him dead to rights. It seems to you the Joker was either a bad shot or wanted to play with his food.or the Joker was still telling his joke.Raven was in the other corner, and you could see from this angle that she was bleeding from the nose and eyes. Aces mental assault wasnt a knock out but it was damned close. But you can tell from the shadows under and the red veins in Aces eyes that it was a two way street. Throwing out this much power was taking a toll on here.Alright...Raven is it? Sorry not caught up in my D listers. Boy you look like Harley. Sure youre shorter and a bit fatter...a tad mind you...but my you have a fuller figure. Much less toned though, I thought you hero types kept in shape better than us? Joker says pointing his gun at her now, giving her the once over and whistling. "Adam you dog, you have a type. Tall, pale, dark of humor, and beautiful. Well Adam, and of course you two Bats Ill NEVER leave you out, were going to play a special game tomorrow. Jacks out at sea right? Well his dumb ass will give you the rules.""I wont let you." Raven says panting out the words softly."Yes you will or else." Joker says, strolling over to you and placing the revolver to your temple. You dont even have the strength to face him or the barrel of the gun. "Now dear, go stand next to my Royal Flush Gang would you. We have places to go and hell to raise."Raven pauses for a moment and then walks over to you kisses you on the forehead. She then turns and walks over Joker and his Royal Flush Gang. She turns to face you and you are met with the sad sight of two women whom you care about smile at you sadly. Joker pulls something out of his pocket, a pure silver box from his hand.BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM>End
well isnt this a giant shitfest.
>>1973163I'm amazed the Joker got completely over on you guys. Bad move rushing Ace...but VERY IC, don't worry this won't be punishment.
>>1973166Fucking Joker plot armor.
Joker really knows how to push buttons.>>1973166Real talk? I was debating on whether to rush Ace or to grab Harley and Nope out of there. In the end, I thought Adam would try to save everyone.
SO. We're going to kill him right guys? right?
>>1973178Smash his head in like a small grape.
>>1973178I'm worried that if we try that we'll end up turning this into the DC Gods Among Us universe.Just straight up end up in the Darkest TimelineMurder someone on purpose and then take our lumps in court.
>>1973190Whats that storyline about?
>>1973171If you had knocked out the Joker, you could have talked things out with the Royal Flush Gang much easier. You can find the collar
>>1973190The guy took both our ladies hostage. i still think we should fucking kill that clown. he's nothing but problems for everyone and everything
>>1973196That's the fighting game where Joker tricks Supes in murdering Lois and also Nukes Metropolis. So he kills Joker and things spiral out of control from here.
>>1973203>>1973196I prefer the Kingdom Come comparison.
Or we could go Dark Nights Metal and become jokerized because we killed him
>>1973178Nah i don't want hellspawn joker. Now that We know hell is real and people can come back from it i'm not killing novody. Joker with hellspawn powers? No thank you.
>>1973203Ah okay. Didnt recognize it at first.
>>1973210Now here's a good quesiton: With everything building up as it has, how close is Adam to a meltdown?Because I'm worried for his mental and emotional health.
>>1973221thisits why I also wont kill him
>>1973235There are things that are far worse than death.Alternately, and to quote Aladdin: Return of Jafar, You'd be surprised by what you can live through.
>>1973223Very close now, Joker just took the most important people in Adam's life and this is the first time he lost anyone. He's also having rape flashbacks so...
>>1973254Yeah, when this mission is done, we need to see Dinah for some counseling.
>>1973254You fools, this was my endgame!Now that all the criterion are met, we can lose ourself and black hole the joker and the surrounding mile and unlock warp abilities
>>1973254>He's also having rape flashbacks Shit so he did block it...and Ace just opend t pandora's box.
>>1973280Agaon not killing the joker. But i'm not against of putting his ass in the phantom zone
How dark is it that we're just as hyped by the desolation of Adam's sanity as we are whenever we triumph of adversity?
>>1973305But I want to triumph over the adversity of this insanity.
>>1973305Meh. As long as Raven and Harley dont get hurt or anything fuck it. Lets go insane and get super super powers.
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Someone please archive this
>>1973357>Plastic Man>"I got nothin'. The Joker killed comedy"Oh you...
>>1973371I will once I get my laptop out.
we need to hang out with cyborg more
>>1973197I didn't mean to insinuate that was unwinnable. Just that it would be the Joker where we started losing our normally stupid luck. Because comic logic.