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>Oh shit nigga' what's this?
Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.
>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?
You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.
>How do this work?
I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.
>What's that shit in the OP image?
It's the Evil Iron God Tesshin come to steal your bitches! It also means Iron. So like, sweet.
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Fuck yeah time to wake up at the hospital.

Wonder how Suzu will react about this.
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Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest
Stats: https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wt
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ATTENTION: Last thread we decided to switch up the Dice System a bit considering that Team 7 kicked our asses with 4 Nat 20's, goddamn. So from now on we're rollin' with the Bo5 and d100's.

How does that affect our Ninja Stats? Take the stat, times it by five. There ya' go. So Hiki's 5 Strength becomes 25. Easy peeasy.
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>Hiki got knocked the fuck out and is wakin' up in the hospital, how's he feeling about that? What's he think about that weird Chakra shit Naruto was doing?
>BTW you are naked. But in a hospital gown. Fuckin' shotacon's.
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>>1928926
Such a devasting beating was shocking, but we are determined to surpass him. And for that... We gotta deal with the devil.
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>>1928926
Hiki is admired by Kakashi's team specialy Naruto, who was just someone without any skill becoming this strong. We can ask the elder about that.

He's feelling awfull because he went overboard with the other genin and he should have expected to be defeated once he decided to figth a three vs. one battle.

He decides he's still not strong enough and he will apologize to Sakura and Naruto once he's better. Can't blame for having our shit kicked for hurting his friends but at the same time that shit was weird as fuck.
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>>1928926
LITERAL BALLS OF STEEL!

Glad your running.
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>>1928926
>What the fuck this dude about, that shit can't be natural, he's on them ninja PEDs
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>>1928946
>he's on them ninja PEDs
Pretty sure that's illegal in Konoha.
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>>1928926
That it was a really stupid idea to just try and punch him and expect it to go well.

Also that Naruto's pretty damn stupid for getting mad that Sasuke lost a fight he started.
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>>1928920
He would investigate how he became so strong so he could try to do it too
>>1928951
Yeah, I don't think we should apologise
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>>1928941
>>1928942
Admiring the strength of Team 7 and willing to apologize to Sakura.

>>1928946
>>1928951
Pointing out that Naruto's a dumbass for getting mad that he interfered in a spar that was originally for him and Sasuke.


This sound good?
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>>1928951
I think he got more mad by the fact we hit Sakura with a iron bullet.

Of course if we were using our full strength she would be dead and headless.

They still need to improve their team work. Also i guess this will make Hiki put more effort to hang out with the other members of his team?
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>>1928955
Mmmh, no.
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>>1928960
No, I mean the original reason why he joined. Sasuke challenged us, got shat on, and that made Naruto mad so he went after us too.
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>>1928955
Perfect if we can talk to Kakashi first so we can give Naruto and Sasuke about the uron bullet would be worthy.

If we were a enemy shinobi Sakura would be dead. They should have waited of keeped someone to cover her.
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>>1928955
Also apologize to Naruto as well.

But not to Sausage McMuffin, that cunt started it.
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>>1928962
Oh yeah that! Yup he was really dumb. Sakura at least waited to be offered to join in.
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they dont deserve apologies
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So a rundown of what happened last time.

>Hiki decided to go some training by walking on water.
>In his underwear.
>Sakura came along, saw that, freaked out.
>Hiki shrugged.
>Sasuke and Naruto came along, arguing, and Sasuke wanted to spar with Hiki.
>While he was in his underwear.
>Uchia's amirite?
>Anyways, Naruto being the sperg that he is, decided to jump in when he saw us whoop Sasuke's shit pretty easily.
>Then we decided to get a little cocky, asked Sakura if she wanted to join, and then they dropped 4 Nat 20's on us.
>Then we went a little overboard, went full Tekkotsu, iron bulleted Sakura, knocked out Sasuke, and made Naruto go full retard and he beat the shit out of us.

As usual, it's Naruto's fault.
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>>1928969
Yeah, they started it. We can always talk like mature adults...wait a minute...
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>>1928955
Ehh, apologize to Kakashi we didn't stop after they took it too far and dislocated our arm and jaw. We should've known better.
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>>1928966
Actually Naruto was the one that started it. Sasuke asked to train and then Naruto jumped in. Althought unlike Sasuke he did announced he was attacking by calling our name

Still he shouldn't have got mad for bruises during a trainning/spar.
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>>1928974
>We can always talk like mature adults
I'm not sure we have any of those in our Clan.
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>>1928975
Yeah i guess apologize to kakashi is better. Do the same to Sakura. We did hit her with a iron bullet on her head.
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>>1928977
That's the joke

>>1928973
To be fair, hiki was going to put his clothes on before edge the hedge suddenly pounce us
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>>1928973
Yeah, but dont say it out loud. Lets all share the faults like good kids.
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>>1928977
Well thank god Hiki is a kid and not a adult so that is fine. It was time someone in the clan was a responsable adult.
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Okay so,

>Hiki apologizes to Sakura and Kakashi only, because Sasuke and Naruto are fucking idiots.


That seems a given at this point.

Now, do you wanna' ask about the weird Chakra Naruto had, or point out that Naruto's a hypocrite for jumping into a fight that was just between you and Sasuke?
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>>1928988
>Point out that Naruto's a hypocrite for jumping into a fight that was just between you and Sasuke
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>>1928988
nah. we are too dense for that...get it? eh?
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>>1928988
>Now, do you wanna' ask about the weird Chakra Naruto had, or point out that Naruto's a hypocrite for jumping into a fight that was just between you and Sasuke?

Both at the same time cause Hiki's a goober like that.
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>>1928988
Let's try to be constructive and tell Naruto to learn self control. He was standing right next to Sasuke when he challenged us, he shouldn't have gotten angry we were fighting him.

Ask Kakashi about Naruto's tard rage chakra when Team 7 isn't around.
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>>1928988
only if they try to get froggy and blame us alot fot it, hell yeah ask. that was weird as fuck and noteworthy
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>>1928988
>ask about the weird Chakra Naruto had
Disregard the rest
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>>1928988
>Point out that Naruto's a hypocrite for jumping into a fight that was just between you and Sasuke

But maybe ask Elder about his weird chakra
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In other words Naruto needs to control his autism.
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Alright, pointing out that Naruto is a fucking dumbass is a go, now for the Chakra bullshit.

You wanna ask Kakashi, or Elder?
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>>1929003
>You wanna ask Kakashi, or Elder?

Elder.
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>>1929003
Why not both? Kakashi's probably just going to say "you don't need to worry about it" or something similar.
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>>1929003
Elder.
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>>1929003
Ill go kakashi but if he said some bullshit stuff, it's elder time
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>>1929003
>Elder
Kakashi won't tell us
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>>1929003
kakashi since we are alread apologizing
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>>1929003
Kakashi
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Kekashi for the win(see what I did there?)

Writing. Get ready for some sperg.
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>>1929013
Use the Clan's secret "Eye of the Tard" technique we used on Gaara to calm down Retard Mcgee and his partner, the Edgy Asperger.
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Keep up the great work, this is amazing
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>You hurt!

You open up your eyes, then have to squint as the sunlight from outside hits you right in the face. Sitting up, rather slowly mind you, you find yourself in one of the Konoha Hospital rooms. You recognize the layout from the many times you've come here with Taka.

You wince again as you move the covers aside, noticing many blue and purple bruises littered across your body. You're also naked, guess Sasuke's fireball must have toasted your underwear. Welp.

You try to think back to what happened, remember only a little bit. You know that you managed to defeat Sasuke and Sakura, the later feels you with a bit of regret. You could've seriously injured her with the Iron Bullet Jutsu. After that, you remember Naruto getting back up, his body covered in red Chakra, he seemed to have a tail, and he just manhandled you like you were nothing.

"Hmmm." You get out of bed, finding that you need to lean against the wall for support.

"It's probably a good idea to stay in bed for a while, you ended up taking quite a bit of damage." You turn, finally noticing Kakshi sitting by the window, that strange book in his hands. He peers up from the book, looking at you before frowning. "It might be a good idea to get some pants on too."

"Kakshi," You say, ignoring the last part. "I take it you're the one who brought me here?"

"You and the others. After that fight nearly all of you were busted up quite a bit." He pauses, flipping over to another page. "Sakura's fine by the way, I'm guessing you didn't actually hit her with a solid ball of iron, otherwise..." He lets it hang in the air.

"I'm sorry, I got carried away there." You bow, shame overcoming you. You insulted your Clan with your negligent behavior. "I'd like to apologize to Sakura as well, which room is she in?" You start to exit, Kakashi already shunshin's in front of you.

"How about you get dressed first?"
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>"How about you get dressed first?"

Now that is some proper wording right there.
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>>1929037
After Kakashi summons you up a pair of pants, which you're not entirely sure how considering all he did was do some hand seals instead of using a summoning scroll, you enter into the Team 7's room.

"-ddya' mean I gotta' apologize!" You can hear Naruto shouting. Well, at least he's not that injured. "It's his fault for goin' overboard on you Sakura! He's lucky I didn't mess him up even more!"

"Shut up you idiot," You can hear Sauke, now he actually sounds like he's hurt a bit. Heh. Ahem. "It's your fault things got out of hand in the first place, it was supposed to be a fight between me and Hikigaya, then you busted in and ruined things."

"Oh give me a break Sasuke, he was whooping you're butt with one hand tied behind his back."

"You wanna' say that again!?"

The sounds of a scuffle can be heard, and that's when Kakashi decides to open the door. In front of you is Naruto and Sasuke, both of them gripping the other by the shirt and getting ready to punch each other. They stop and look to wards you. Sitting in a hospital bed is Sakura, with a large bandage on her forehead."

"HEY!" Naruto shouts, letting go of Sasuke and stomping his way over to you. "You gotta' lot of nerve showing your face around here after what you did to Saku-HEY!"

You walk past Naruto, heading over to Sakura before bowing. "I'm sorry for losing control of myself in the battle Sakura, I hope the injuries caused aren't too serious." You look back up and Sakura appears...surprised.

"Oh! Oh no no it's fine Hikigaya!" She says, waving her around about. "It's not like you were really trying to hurt me anyways...right?"

"No, if I had the injuries would've been more fatal." You answer, which seems to send shivers down her spine. "I'm glad you're recovering though."

"HEY!" You turn, seeing Naruto scowling at you. "What about the rest of us huh? You gonna' apologize to us too?"

"No." You say, causing Naruto to fall over on himself. "The battle was originally between me and Sasuke, and then you interfered. The only reason I'm apologizing to Sakura is because I asked her to join in and could've caused her serious injury with my technique. You on the other hand invaded a private battle on your own, and thus everything that happened to you was your own fault."

"WHY YOU-" He looks like he's going to try and fight you again, but Kakashi quickly stops him by picking Naruto up by the back of his shirt.

"Now now, Hikigaya's apologized for the parts he feels responsible for. Don't make anymore of it than it needs to be."

You look at Sasuke, who seems to be nursing his stomach quite a bit. "Guess this means we're 3 and 1 now Sasuke."

"No, I didn't stand much of a chance without Naruto and Sakura backing me up," He frowns, hand clenching into a fist. "We'll just say that's Team 7' win."

"Fine by me." You turn to Kakashi, who's still holding up a struggling Naruto. "Kakashi, would you mind walking with me, I have some questions."
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>Okay guys. What exactly do you wanna' ask about what happened?
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>>1929076
"Explain."
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>>1929076
Do your team always gang up on 1 guy?
(aka zabuza)

But in serious note
"What was that red chakra? it tore up my tonketsu"
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>>1929084
Zabuza ain't happened yet.
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>>1929076
I got nothin maybe just ask if it was part of his trainning how naruto got that strange chakra?

Because we know about gods making deals so Naruto must have done some kind of pack with a god too.

But that last part is clan secret so we better not i dulge him.
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>>1929076
"How did he do that. Naruto I mean"
>>1929087
Wasn't Zabuza mission an option in our first C rank?
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>>1929084
Sasuke doesn't have the sharingan so i guess Zabuza hasn't happend yet.

Does thay mean that instead of going berserk on Zabuza Naruto went berserk on us?
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>>1929076
>Why didn't you start out using that technique? You seemed pretty keen on injuring me before that.
Since Hiki doesn't know anything about Tailed Beasts.
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>>1929073
"Why did he glow red and have a tail? Why does he have whisker like marks on his face? Does he always talk that loud? Did you summon pants or make them with some king of clothing jutsu? Why were you reading a book that I found in my cousins pornography stash? Where are you going?"
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>>1929092
It was, but you passed it up.
Yes you could've done things a little earlier. I mean you've already met Gaara.

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Looks liek asking about the Red Chakra in general is a go. Writing.
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>>1929076

Tetsu clan advice for the day

>Don't turn your dick into iron to keep an erection up, it hurts...it hurts so much

Anyway, ask how Naruto turned REEEEEEEEing into a jutsu
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So guys i have being thinkin in developing a Hiden jutsu. Which uses Ying and Yang release.

What you guys think of Ying chakra (negative) allowing something like a rust decaying with the iron jutsu and Yang (positive) being one the reinforces more on the clans defense. Like using another mineral that isn't iron, maybe call it steel?
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>>1929126

I made a forbidden jutsu while away
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>>1929126
Steel isnt really a mineral. What you would be doing is adding carbon (earth) to your blood line chakra.

The effects of this could be hugely beneficial or absalutely catastrophic, depending if you use a body part. If your going to fuck aroung with your bloodline jutsu, then i highly suggest doing it with disposable body parts such as hair and nails.
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You and Kakashi enter the hallway, closing the doorway behind you. "Kakashi, about what happened at the training fields..."

"You want to know what that red chakra was and how Naruto gained strength so quickly, right?" You nod, maybe precognition is a mark of a highly trained Jounin. Kakashi sighs, tucking his book away. "There's some things about Naruto, some things that happened a long time ago, that I can't really discuss. On orders from the Third."

"The Third Hokage?" Kakashi nods. This just got interesting. You'd figured Naruto might've had some crazy bloodline limit, you'd heard things about the Uzumaki clan before, about their insane strength when angered, but you'd always been told that was only among the females. Unless.... "Kakashi, is Naruto a girl?" You ask.

Kakashi nearly falls down from your question, tilting his head to the side and letting out a little sound of confusion. "Wh-what? No. No Naruto's not a girl." He shakes his head. "No, what's happening to Naruto is...well it's similar to what your Clan goes through. With the box?"

You widen your eyes. How did he... "Kakashi, that's supposed to be a Clan secret, have you been spying on us?"

He raises his hands in defense. "No no! It's just...." He leans in a bit and whispers. "You know how Sinchu gets when you give him alcohol."

Oh. Yeah that makes sense. "I'm going to have to talk to Elder about this." You sigh. "Kakashi, if you can't tell me what the red Chakra was about, can you at least tell me a few other things?"

"Only those that I can."

"Okay. Why does he have whisker marks on his face? Is he always that loud? Why is he always shouting 'BELIEVE IT' every time he does something? How were you able to materialize pants out of thing air, is it some sort of clothing jutsu? Why were you reading smut in the middle of the day where everyone can see you? Wh-"

He puts his hand over your mouth, apparently you were rambling. "Let's...let's just say that Naruto's hyperactive, okay? As for the other stuff, well have you ever heard of Dragon Bal-"

You feel the hospital shake, as if a mighty force has hit it. "What?" You feel it again, getting closer. Wait, you recognize this feeling. The cold air that slowly seeps in, the rumbling of the earth, the silence of animals. Oh no. "Kakashi, who did you call and tell that I was injured?"

"Hmmm? Your sister, Suzu."

Oh no.
>FUUUUUUCK WHAT NOW?!
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>>1929140

TIME TO GO FIND SUZU BEFORE SHE DIES OF WORRY BOYS
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>>1929140
Run.
Run and hide.
Tell kakashi to hide also.
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>>1929147
Are you mad? shes going to beat us for being stupid enough to fight 3 other nin for no damn reason.
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>>1929140
Run distraction as the poor injured little brother while Kakashi escapes out the back with the children. And maybe the hospital staff.
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>>1929140
"Kakashi, if you want to get out of this alive, I need you to get me a gallon of strawberry milk and some nice chocolate. I'll go to her before she tries to kill Team 7 and distract her.
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>1929150

So I've been told, and anyways

>As for the other stuff, well have you ever heard of Dragon Bal-

Rolling for if it's a joke or not
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So, Japanese name man QM, how does it feel to be the only not ded Naruto QM?
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>>1929140
Prepare the Substitution Jutsu because this is going to hurt
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>>1929140
Tell Kakashi to run. Make him sushin away or something. And we need to hide if our sister sees us like that she would go beraerk use a henge no jutsu to try look like nothing happend
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So, here's what I see so far.

>Run and hide, tell the others to run. They on their own.

>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away.

>>1929162
Eh.
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>>1929161
Is a high roll mean it was a joke or that it wasn't?
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>>1929172
Oh, btw, which of those you wanna' run with.
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>>1929172
>>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away.
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>>1929172
Add in to Kakashi go get lots of strawberry milk and chocolate. Also first time Hiki will show some real ass emotion like literaly of all the people why would he call HER!
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>>1929172
>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away

>captcha: ambulancia STOP
Don't think Naruto has ambulances, captcha but OK.
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>>1929172
>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away.

Probo best not to get injured team 7 to move just yet.
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>>1929172
>>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away.
And remember the substitution jutsu for the inevitable hug
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Okay guys, distracting big sister so she doesn't kill Kakashi for...well letting you get hurt. She can't do much to Naruto or Sasuke because they're children and frail, but Kakashi's fair game.

+5 to roll. 1d100.

DC 80.
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>>1929172
>>1929177
>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away.

RUN YOUR FOOL!
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>>1929172
>>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away.
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>>1929172

>Distract your big sister and hope the others get away.

Well, I wish Team 7 luck with escaping our sister
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1929191
At least Kakashi would die happy in-between her thighs.
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1929191
Quick grab some strawberry milk!!
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Rolled 86 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1929191
>Fly, you fools!
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>>1929198
>>1929196
RIP team 7
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>>1929199
Well done anon, you've saved Kakashi from the Iron Thighs of Konoha.

Still two more rolls left though.
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Rolled 45 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1929191
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>>1929199
And we just became Gandalf. She shall not pass!
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Rolled 50 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1929191
Go
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>>1929205
He better be thankful. This is probably going to hurt.
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Rolled 77 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>1929191

Rolling...
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>>1929205
>you've saved Kakashi from the Iron Thighs of Konoha

Don't know if Kakashi would want to be saved...
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Nice, two of you actually made the DC. Writing. Prepare for big sis.
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>>1929216

>Insert incest joke here
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>>1929216
Those clothes...i know our clan can turn ut's skin and muscles into iron but dam...
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>>1929216
>the return of Hiki's Why Boner
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Oh no. You whip around, grabbing Kakashi by his flak jacket and yanking him down to your level. "Kakashi! Grab the others and run! Run as far away from here as humanely possible! You don't know what you've done!"

"Wh-what? Hang on what's the problem?" Kakashi asks, the building shaking once more, the windows actually starting to have a small bit of frost on them. On no, the chill of a sisters worry is getting closer.

"Kakashi, the last time my sister was like this is took the Third himself to calm her down, and that was just because a vendor yelled at Taka!"

"Wait, you mean the Lantern Festival three years ago?! THAT was Suzu?" You can see the abject horror on Kakashi's face, well part of his face, as he realizes what's coming. "Oh god." He races back into Team 7's room, finally realizing the situation at hand.

"AND MAKE SURE YOU GET SOME STRAWBERRY MILK! That might give you a few seconds of time to escape."

You race down the hall, turning the corner just as the door push open, a huge gust of air and malice entering the floor. "Ka...kash..iiiii." You see your sister standing there, suddenly wishing you were back fighting with Naruto.

You do the only thing you can do, the only thing that's been able to stop her in the past. Taka's better at it than you, but you have to try!

"SISTER!" You shout, leaping forward and wrapping your arms around her. Your face gets buried between her breasts as you look up at her, eyes wide and puppy like. "I love you more than anybody in the whole world!"

The malestorm of malice and anger disappears in an instant as your sisters face changes to that of surprised happiness and sadness. "WAH?! You do!" You can see tears streaming down her face as she hugs you bac-OH FUCK! You can hear your bones start to pop and crackle. People think you're strong, but nothing compares to one of sisters hugs. "Oh Hiki! WAHAHAHAHA!" She's crying now, slinging you around in the air like a rag doll. Out of the corner of your eye you see Kakashi leaping away past the window, Sasuke and Sakura running beside him with Naruto tied to his back. He gives you little OK symbol with his hand before shunshining off. You hope he appreciates this.

"S-sister! Please, I'm still a little sore." You know that there are some perverts out there that will take that out of context and use their dirty minds to imagine dirty things, but you don't care, you hurt.

"oh, sorry." She gently sits you down, her whole demeanor much gentler than before. "So, tell me what happened exactly," Her eyes suddenly flare up. "And depending on what you tell me, I may have to kill Kakashi!"

Ahhhhh!

>Okay then, what's Taka doin'? Remember, he's cured! He's healthy! He's still weak as fuck in every physical area.
>Maybe he decidedto do some training? Maybe he went and did that on his own, with a member of the Clan, or went and bothered some other Ninja Team?
>I don't know.
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>>1929216
We are exclusively playing characters related by blood to obvious best girl.

It is an abstract, yet poignant pain.
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>>1929252
I'm surprised nobody asked what Suzu had to do when facing Tesshin yet.
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>>1929251

> Physical training. Become huge.
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>>1929251
I'd say he went to work on his stamina first. Can't really do anything else when walking up some stairs leaves you wheezing.

>>1929258
Murder effigies of all our family members, obviously.
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>>1929251
>Enjoying his new life. Maybe walking around town on his own now.
Kid isn't crippled anymore.
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>>1929251
time for training, we getting swole now
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>>1929251

He's training strength, stamina, taijutsu. HE MUST HAVE STRENGTH
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>>1929251
>>1929264
No wait! One of Susumu's worst nightmares.

Taka asked guy to help him get fit.
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>>1929259
>>1929271
>>1929270
>>1929264
Looks like Strength and Stamina. You can add Taijutsu in there too but the DC will be even harder.
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>>1929275
It was a baking contest.
Tesshin gets bored a lot.
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>>1929275

This is pretty good actually. Moonrune, can we roll this suggestion in with training?
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>>1929251
Chasing a fucking butterfly. Because he finally can.

>>1929258
More sexual favors than I can count

But no seriously he probably lives in her dreams and just fucks all his frustration out on her.
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>>1929279
We should get him a friend
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OKAY!
Strength+Stamina training.
Need ya'll to roll 2d100's, First is for Strength, Second is for Stamina.

DC 60 to raise stats up by .5.

DC 90 to raise stats up by 1.0
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>>1929275
And by guy I mean Guy, obviously.

>>1929276
Strength and Stamina is fine then. He's smart, so I'd say he would hold off on taijutsu until he has the physical ability to learn.

>>1929279
>that feel when best girl is the mot cinnamon of cinnamon rolls
>that feel when best girl is a super fit Amazonian cinnamon roll
>that feel when best girl is your sister
Why. Even. Live.
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Rolled 91, 12 = 103 (2d100)

>>1929290
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Rolled 25, 88 = 113 (2d100)

>>1929290
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>>1929279
She cooked Taka and Hiki's favorite baked good right? Hiki's i can see it being a baked milk and Taka's being some kind of biscuit or cookie.
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Rolled 48, 81 = 129 (2d100)

>>1929290
YOUTH!!!
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Rolled 15, 25 = 40 (2d100)

>>1929290
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Rolled 31, 34 = 65 (2d100)

>>1929290

Rolling...
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Rolled 81, 84 = 165 (2d100)

>>1929294
>>1929293
>>1929290
Time to get swollen!
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>>1929293
Taka showing off that Tetsu Clan musculature.
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IMPRESSIVE!

Strength got raised up by 1 whole point! And stamina is now out of the crippled kid range! Amazing!

Writing.
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>>1929291

There's always incest
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>>1929310
The Clan already has enough problems without incest babies though.
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>>1929279
It'd be funny if he chose a baking contest because he'd never suspect anyone in a clan of ninjas to pick it up as a hobby, let alone a profession.
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>>1929315
He picked it because he thought it was going to be Susumu he was competing against, and he had a different kind of "Baking" contest in mind.
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>>1929314

The Hyugas do it and they're bigger than our clan by a fucking lot. It's either incest or polygamy to boost up the clan numbers.
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>You aren't a fucking weak ass bitch anymore!

"HNNNNNG!" You. Can. Do this! The sweat is pooling up underneath you as you give one last struggling push, bringing your entire body up before letting out a cry of joy.

You then crash onto your side and promptly begin to gasp for breath. But man, you love this feeling. Ever since you came home that day from the hospital, you've felt like a million Ryo. You ran around the compound, you jumped up and down, you even held your breath for like twenty seconds before you nearly passed out!

"This feels euphoric." You say, sitting up and wiping the sweat from your brows. Then you see a little piece of embroidered cloth with the Hyuga symbol on it thrust in front of you. Looking up, you can see Hanabi blushing down at you, her maid right beside her and smiling. "Oh, thanks Hanabi!" You say, grinning at her. Well that seems to make her just hide behind the maid. Hmm.

You stand, marveling at how easy that is, and begin cleaning your face off. You're in the middle of the park, having decided to do some outdoor push ups because...well because you could. You happened to run into Hanabi and her maid as well, the young Hyuga surprised to find out how much better you'd gotten.

"Sorry for taking so long Hanabi, you probably don't wanna' sit around, watching me do push ups huh?" You ask.

"mmmmm." Huh, she just digs her face further into her maids dress. Guess she must not feeling that well.

"Well, what do you wanna' do now Hanabi, I've pretty much tired myself out on training right now."

The little Hyuga pokes her head out, seeming to try and think up ideas. "Um, would you like to come back home with me and play some games?"

>Oh fuck nigga' fuck! What now?! Could the Hyuga Patriarch be willing to accept a low life like you into his home?
>Or, I don't know, suggest something else. Shit.
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>>1929334

Well, we could try going for it. Also a reminder how old is Hanabi again?
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>>1929334

> Games

Well. That's vague...

Sure. Whats the worst thing that'll happen...
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>>1929334
We aint a little bitch scared of hyugas, of course we would like to!
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>>1929334
We could always try. He /might/ be willing to go for it for eugenics.

>>1929345
Seven.
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>>1929334
>Could go to the marketplace
This kid has been inside for 90% of his life, why would he want to be inside ever again?
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>>1929347

Jesus Christ pausenon she's a little girl

>>1929351

Danke
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>>1929345
i Think she's eigth?

>>1929334
>Yes. But it's such a beautifull day why don't we play some games here? She can go and bring her games here.

Don't wanna to meet Haiachi and make some kind of bed clan politics.
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>>1929360
Changing to this, from this>>1929352
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>>1929355

I haven't watched Naruto in a very, very long time, but isn't this the little girl who routinely beats the shit out of Hinata?
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>>1929350
More like it's unpolite to go to someones house without pernission. Valid Hanabi is a hyugga but the head of the house is her dad.
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Alright so.

>Go to Hyuga Compound
>Go to Marketplace.
Pick 1.
>>1929365
Kinda. If I remember correctly Hinata had the chance to win her duel, but didn't take it because she didn't want to hurt her sister.

Hanabi wrecked her for that mistake.
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>>1929363
I think you quoted the wrong post anon.
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>>1929369

> Go to Hyuga Compound

I wonder what will happen...
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>>1929369
>>Go to Hyuga Compound
We are Taka Motherfucking Tetsu the smoothest dude of the village, they will bend to our charisma rolls.
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>>1929369
>Go to Hyuga Compound
If Hiki can get along with a Hyuga teacher, Taka can get along with their Clan Head.
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>>1929369
>>Go to Hyuga Compound
What could possibly go wrong?
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Okay then, Hyuga Compound it is.

Roll me 1d5, taking the third roll.

This is just to determine who you're gonna' run into.

You don't want a 1.
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>>1929369
>Marketplace.
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Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>1929393

Rolling...
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Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>1929393
Dice gods have mercy upon our Taka.
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Rolled 5 (1d5)

>>1929393
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Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>1929393
So is 1 Neji or Hiashi?
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Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>1929393
>inb4 bump into Hinata

or m
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>>1929400

Ahhhh!
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>>1929400
that's as far from 1 as possible. Is that a good thing?
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>>1929400
>that dodge
>those dubs
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>>1929400
Oh look it's Hinata! Or Hiki's sensei.
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Huh, well that's still better than 1.

1. Elder Hyuga
2. Hinata
3. Hiashi
4. Ko
5. Neji
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>>1929419
wait what...FFFFFF
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>>1929419
Well at this point Neji doesn't give a shit about Hanabi or the Clan so we're OK.
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>>1929419

Fromer Crippleboy and Destinylad. What a friendship that'll be
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>>1929442

>Former

Goddamn it
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>>1929442
Not much since he used to be kinda of a asshole before having his shit kicked by Naruto.
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"Sure, I've been training enough that a break sounds good. Plus I've never been in the Hyuga compound before!"

Hanabi seems to glow from joy at your answer, quickly taking your hand and rushing back to the compound, the maid following behind as she reads a book that you're sure you've seen in Sinchu's room before...

Once you make it to the compound, the two Hyuga guards at the front seem to give you a quick once over before relaxing, realizing who you are. There may be bad blood between the Hyuga's the Tetsu's, but a lot of people like you. That's not cocky is it?

"Lady Hanabi, how was your day?" One of the guards asks, his eyes seeming to focus on the fact that she's holding tightly onto your hand.

"It was fine. Now, I wish to take my friend Takahiro inside to play games." She says, standing a little straighter.

The guards nod, opening the doors. Hanabi drags you through the compound. A couple other Hyuga's stop and stare at you, which is making you a bit nervous considering, well, they all have the Byakugan. You do take the chance to look around, and marvel at how well off the Hyuga are compared to your own Clan.

You stop at what you assume is a dining room, Hanabi making sure you're comfortable with your seat at the table before rushing off to fetch some games. The maid excuses herself, saying something about food or drinks, and you're soon left alone.

You suddenly feel as though coming here was...not the smartest idea. From the side glances to the fact that you're still sweaty from your work out, you feel like you're a sore thumb sticking out.

The side doors slide open, revealing a young Hyuga. He's wiping himself off with a towel before he notices you, his eyes squinting. "And you are?"

"I'm-!"

"FOUND IT!" Hanabi shouts, rushing back into the room with what you assume is a very popular board game. She stops in her tracks when she sees Neji, looking a little worried. "N-Neji." She says, bowing.

Neji looks between Hanabi and you before...smirking? And not a good smirk, more like a condescending one. "I heard that you got over your sickness Takahiro," He says, letting the towel rest on his shoulders. "I figured you'd take this chance to actually try and improve yourself, but I guess playing games is more fitting. At least this way you don't have to deal with the worry of failing if you try."

What? WHAT?

>WHAT?!
>DO?!
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>>1929453
Just say meh and shrug.
Then ask Hanabi what game she wanted to play and leave to have fun and enjoy our life.
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>>1929453

Just smile and shrug, tell him we're enjoying it. And then >>1929461
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>>1929453

Shit. Shit! Need a sharp comeback...

> "YOU TOO!"

Got em'...

...

>>1929449

So what you're saying is that we should beat him up?
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>>1929453
>"Whatever dude"
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>>1929453
"Failure isn't new to me, but now I can turn it into a learning experience. What's that game, Hanabi?"
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>>1929453
this >>1929465
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Ignoring Neji Hyuga's bullshit? How noble of Taka.

Writing.
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>>1929465
this
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>>1929453
Be super positive:

"You are very rigth!! It's wonderfull to finaly use my body at it's fullest!! Nah i won't fail, if i had failled i wouldn't be alive right now. After all i suparssed my diseases. Now i just need to catch up and also it's nice to enjoy the things i couldn't do while i was crippled."
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>>1929453
>"But I have so much experience just sitting down and doing nothing all day, if I abandoned it completely, all that time spent would be wasted."
Have some humor
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You smile at Neji, which seems to surprise him a bit before you shrug your shoulders and turn back to Hanabi. You've dealt with people like him before. You've dealt with a lot before. "So, Hanabi, what game did you bring along for us to play." You can hear the audible grinding of his teeth as Neji glares at you. Ugh.

"Oh!" Hanabi smiles, bringing the board game over to the table before setting it out. "Icha Icha Paradise the board game! I saw it in one our cousins rooms and I've been wanting to play it for a while! But Hinata's never around much anymore, and nobody else will play with me." She looks sad at that.

"Well, you've got me here. I'm not sure how long a board game with two people will last but-"

"Three people." You see Neji sit down at the table, that small smirk on his face driving you nuts. "I could use a little bit of relaxation."

Hanabi looks between you and Neji, both nervous and excited to have so many people playing with her. She begins getting out the pieces. From what you can understand, it plays a bit like the game of Life, with you going around a board and drawing cards for things. The goal, as you can understand, is to make it to Icha Icha Paradise and...well the last bit of the rulebook seems to be stuck together by something.

Hanabi goes first, rolling a six and making it all the way to Hug Hug Bridge where she manages to pick up a new convertible for her and two of her boyfriends. Neji then goes and ends up with a one, and he always draws a card that means his date cheated on him with a younger man.

Now it's your turn.

>Yes, roll me 1d6.
>You chose this path!
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>>1929469
>What's that game, Hanabi?
I hope it's lewd.
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>1929509
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Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>1929509

Time to beat Neji at porn monopoly
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Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>1929509

...
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Forgot to mention I'm taking the fifth roll. Sorry,.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>1929509
>well the last bit of the rulebook seems to be stuck together by something
Dear lord.
I'll bet the maid did this.
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Don't fuck up fifth guy...
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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>1929509
I have asked for this.
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Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>1929509
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>>1929528
Ha.

HA!

Okay.
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>>1929530

{Deepening Concern}
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>>1929530

Well we rolled better than Neji. That's fine
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"....I land on the Questionable Hotsprings." You say, looking over the board as you see your tiny little colored figure is standing on a square that has a picture of a hot spring with lots of question marks on it. "It says that I have to draw a Echi card and a Girlfriend card, and combine the effects."

"Oooooh." Hanabi says, eyes wide and mystified. "Lucky."

You draw the cards, picking up a missing panties card, but you also end up with a Bookworm girlfriend, and since it's still your first turn and you haven't gained enough Love Love points yet, she still negates any Echi effects. "Dang, there went sixty points."

This goes on for a while, Hanabi seeming to collect an endless amount of boyfriends and luxury vehicles for her to ride in, while Neji keeps getting his girlfriends stolen by this one Ninja called Chad. You do kind of the middle road, where you get some good cards, but never to the amount that Hanabi does.

Finally it's down to the last bit of the game, you've all arrived at the entrance to Icha Icha Paradise. Hanabi already has the rule book out. "It says that if we have 400 points we gain automatic entry. However, those with less can try and draw a card from the Dark pile." Hanabi slides a deck of dark, evil looking cards to wards you and Neji, the two of you sharing worried glances. "It's said that one card in this deck has the rare Toad Sage in it, and by drawing him you'll be admitted into Icha Icha Paradise. However, there's multiple Flat Chested Demonesses of Konoha as well, that want to take your money and booze."

What is this game? Oh well. Not like you can back out now.

>Alright anons, roll me some d100's.
>DC is 85.
>Don't get the Flat Chested Demoness.
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Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>1929544
Oh god, this was fucking made by a certain sage with silver hair and a quesitonable book line.
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Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>1929544
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Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1929544
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Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>1929544

Rolling...
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>>1929544
>Flat Chested Demoness
>this game
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Rolled 59, 54, 81 = 194 (3d100)

Oh right, gotta' see how Neji did.

Good job though Anons.
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>>1929560

Hello Jiraiya. Fancy meeting you here...
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>>1929566
Being Neji is suffering
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You and Neji draw the cards, and you can't even contain the smile on your face. "The Toad Sage!" You, the smiling image of a man dressed in fancy clothes with white hair looking back at you. "I got into Icha Icha Paradise!"

"...I got the Flat Chested Demoness." Neji grumbles, tossing his card to the table and revealing an evil looking old hag with a diamond on her forehead.

Hanabi grins, throwing her hands up in the air. "That was fun! I don't really get to do this that often. Thanks for playing Taka....and Neji."

"Hmmph." Neji stands, wiping his hands on his shirt before walking off. "Whatever."

"...he's a little angry ain't he?" You point out, causing Hanabi to frown.

"It's...not his fault really. He doesn't have a daddy around." She realizes that you too don't have one, blushing. "Sorry, you don't have a daddy either. I guess that's something you two have in common."

Hmmmm.

>What now Anons? You wanna' hang with Hanabi? Go back home? Maybe go after Neji and see what stick is up his ass?
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>>1929567
I bet Taka would be a perfect student to Jiraya.

>Jiraya says he won't train no kid that hasn't see any boobs yet
>Taka says he already has seem boobs. In fact he has see all the nurses boobs when they were changing their clothes
>Jiraya takes Taka as apprentice intead of Naruto.
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>>1929580

> Hang with Hanabi
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>>1929580
>Maybe go after Neji and see what stick is up his ass?
While hanging out with Hanabi sounds fun, she's not quite best girl yet.
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>>1929580
See if there are any other games/things she wants to play/do. If we need more players this time we can always invite the maid.
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>>1929580
Better go home can't stay here forever and beside there is all that bad blood between the clans.
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>>1929580
>Tell Hanabi you've had fun, but you should be getting back now
>Go follow Neji and try and diplomance him
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>>1929601

Invite Hanibi to our home?

I don't know if they have board games, but if not she and Taka can wrestle or something...
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>>1929607
>the barely just got over being crippled 12 year old vs a 7 year old girl
I guess it would be pretty funny to watch.
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Gotta call it here for tonight guys, Got a D&D session to run. We'll play again tomorrow at like, 7 or 8. So like, 24 hours from now.

Also come up with an idea of what to do next with Taka.
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>>1929617
>Also come up with an idea of what to do next with Taka.
Well, actually capturing the Eight Tails would be good, after that last fuckup.

>>1929615
What would make it funnier is that Hanabi would win.
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>>1929617
Taka decides to enlist Guy's help becoming a good ninja and mostly trains with him at the Clan's compound. Guy tries to "subtly" get Susumu and Clan's members of drugs. May or may not include DARE-esque presentations.
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>>1929631
*and the Clan's members
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>>1929631

Supported on the condition that Guy delivers his PSA to the Clan in the form of a cheesy musical number...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mrhuaj540Aw
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Forbidden Jutsu

>Tesshin's skin.

This technique summons up a fragment of Tesshin and fuses it with the user.

the user becomes iron not merely skin and bones, but all of him. in this state he does not even have discernible organs but is a solid animated lump of iron more akin to a golem than a ninja.

Add Ninjutsu to strength and speed for the duration, and twice Ninjutsu to Stamina. All rolls to inflict horrific violence recieve +20, all rolls involving mercy are at -40.
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>"Wait, you mean the Lantern Festival three years ago?! THAT was Suzu?"

So what happend in the festival?
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>>1930062
One of the vendors yelled at Taka for bumping into his stand.

Suzu then acted like Suzu and went on a rampage. The Third had to show up and deal with it.

It was.

Awesome.
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>>1930113
I bet Taka found it to be very awesome.
How did the Hokage stopped her rampage? Was ut with chocolates?

How badly injured was the vendor?

Can we start with Suzu going after Kakashi tomorrow?
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>>1930113
Did she crush a man's skull between thighs like sparrow's egg?
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>>1930122
>>1930129
Third had to use Genjutsu, which isn't really your Clan's specialty.

But then Suzu began moving on her own, like, subconsciously and stuff. Lots of Jutsu's were used that day.

Vendor wasn't hurt too badly. And no, that's not where she got the name Iron Thighs of Konoha, that's another story.

You guys kind of got Kakashi off the hook for now iwth your little brother routine.
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>>1930135
Alright, so far we've fucked with canon before the PROLOGUE of Naruto even started by

>Captured Hidan
>Starting Hanabi on the road to shipville
>Getting Naruto to go full jinjuriki sperg
>Made Edgy the Edge fell like a complete scrub
>Having Kakashi gain an enemy for life in the form of our sister
Have I missed anything?
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>>1930145
Adding a very powerful clan of individuals, including a high-tier lass (suzu) and a broken AF genin with astronomically high potential like Hikigaya, and that's assuming Taka doesn't amount to anything particularly special
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>>1930154
Not forgetting our team mates who are both members of unique clan who have a absurd good status for gennin.
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>>1930166
>Mighty Konoha wasn't strong enough, so we injected three clans (one refugee one)
It'd be questionable if I didn't quite like how gooksymbols went about it
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>>1930188
Yes, this is all going according to plan. I am not making this up as I go.
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>>1930154
Powerful members is a pretty good payoff for thd fact most of the clansmen die due to being deemed unfit to challenge the box or fail the trial anyway. Gotta take the good with the bad.
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>>1930195
Of course you aren't moonrunes. I'm just glad you didn't made us create ninjutsus for our team mates to.

Although Kori is basicaly Haku and Sesu is good in swording. Wonder how their mision is going...
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>>1930154
Why are you forgetting Sinchu? Dude capture a alatsuki and managed to troll other three of then.
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>>1931284
Though that does raise a good question, if the top ninja in the clan are all those that have (or probably will) passed the iron god's trial(sis, elder, sinchu, the twins) how strong are the others in the clan in comparison? Probably not insane powerhouses like the top few but they definitely have to be up there compared to the average ninja in the village.
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>>1931321
There are the triplets who are special jounin.Each one is a specialist in either taijutsu, ninjutsu or Genjutsu. We didn't meet, or created any other members of the Tetsu clan.
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>>1931330
I meant how strong the average clansmen was, not specific characters outside of the main few. Besides, what about the kid that wants to make konoha great again? He's one of the most developed and beloved characters in the whole quest!
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>>1931364
Well guess we can start interecting with the other members to figure that out. My guess is that they try to use to much of the Kottetsu or else they might wnd up dying. I'm surprised that Hiki isn't in worst shape for using so much against team 7.
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Personaly i want to meet Sinchu older sis and her Inuzuka lover
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>>1929580
Since the session will start soon, and I was the one who rolled the encounter with Neji I vote to go after him to make it count.
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Rolled 99, 37, 89 = 225 (3d100)

>>1931282
Let's find out.
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>>1931561
Really fucking good apparently.

Also be expecting a session in like, an hour. Eating some homemade lasagna. Didn't have any beef, had to use chicken. It's....alright. I think chicken tastes better in alfredo sauce.
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>>1931391

Don't push your fetishes into this quest
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>>1931378
I always figured the average clan members did their best to avoid using too many clan techniques lest they further deplete their already short lives. On the other hand clan techniques that don't call upon the bloodline limit that much would be increasingly popular.

Ultimately that would be one of the biggest reasons why the Clan isn't that well known. They live short lives and have to avoid using their stronger clan techniques lest they wanna shorten them even further. On the other hand when one of them are forced to go all out they are a truly terrible enemy to face. Both due to powerful clan techniques and because of the great cost they must pay in order to use them.

On the other hand I am sure plenty of Clan In Laws are probably still alive. Albeit widowed.
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So something I've been thinking over all day while at work...

The Tetsu Clan basically has some inbreeding, between like third cousins and such. Now the problem of mixing blood with non-Tetsu's isn't a problem, since the Iron Blood always comes out dominant.

The problem is that who in their right mind would want to be with someone when you know that the child of that coupling is going to probably be in the grave before you are?

The Tetsu's are a strong clan, but there's a old stigma surrounding them.

Just my two cents.
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>>1931607
makes sense.
On that note we clearly need to look outside the village for some potential partners who don't know what an absolute mess the clan is.
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>>1931607
Hmm.... maybe Tetsu men/women have to venture outside of the village or maybe even the nation to find spouses?
Like some sort of regular life tradition, because I really doubt the clan is *that* famous outside of the village
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>>1931607
hmm, i did12872nt think normal ninja survival rates were that good anyway, might be a decision for parents of likely ninja, no bloodline and cannon fodder or bloodline and iron poisoning.
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>>1931607
Could just vet and marry commoners. It'd be like marrying nobility if the nobility lived about half as long and/or had to make a deal with the devil to be able to live a full length life.
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About to start up the next session. Is everyone cool with Taka going after Neji? That seemed like the majority decision.
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>>1931625
Yeah, I think Taka should moralfag and try to appease the le fatalism man
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>>1931625

We need to rid him of his fatalism
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>>1931625
fuck no, we came for hanabi not to fuck around with neji
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You stand up, heading to wards the door that Neji used. "Hanabi, I'm going to go see if I can't cheer Neji up."

She looks at you like you're insane. Maybe you are, like a fox! Yes, that's how that saying goes. "Neji isn't...the nicest person to be around sometimes. Father says I'm not supposed to be alone with him."

Hmm, well luckily Hanabi's dad isn't your dad. "Be that as it may, I can't stand to sit by and watch someone in pain, whether it's physical or emotional." You say, clenching your fist tightly.

Hanabi brings her hands up to her cheeks, her eyes sparkling. "You're so cool Takahiro."

"Oh, thanks Hanabi, you too." You exit the dining room, finding yourself in what looks like a garden of some sorts. In the middle of it is a pond with many different koi swimming around. Standing on top of the water is Neji, who seems to be practicing his clan's special Taijutsu stance.

"What do you want." He phrased that more like a statement than a question, and he's not even bothering to look at you, but with the Byakugan does he really even have to?

"I've come to cheer you up Neji." You say, causing him to falter a bit in his balance. "I noticed how angry you were back there, and I don't think it had anything to do with the game. If you ever need someone to talk to, I'm here."

"Seriously?" He looks at you now, face contorting into anger. Ooops. "Why in the world would I waste my time talking with someone who doesn't even understand what I'm going through, someone who's just destined to be a weakling." He hops to wards you, landing quite lightly actually. "You're destined to be nothing more than weak. That's it. You may have found a way to keep yourself from dying of your clans stupid Bloodline Limit, but you're just fooling yourself if you think you can rise up any further."

Well...Neji's an asshole.
>Yeah, Neji's an asshole. What now?
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>>1931667

>How do you know if you never try?
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>>1931667
"A week ago I never even dreamed I'd live out the year, now look at me. My point is things can change, you just have to work for them, too bad you're too hung up wallowing in your own misery to see it."
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>>1931667
>"Just a bit ago I was destined to die, why should I care what my destiny is? I can overcome it."
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>>1931667
>"As biased your assumption is, you may be right. But even if being at risk of extintion is depressing, that has teached us that every day, every moment counts too much to waste it in angst and sadness. Lots of people would be happier if they saw it that way, and maybe you would too."
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>>1931667

Projection?

"You seem very attached to the idea of destiny. Does that have something to do with why you are so distressed? Perhaps you have been faced with your destiny, and dislike it."
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Fuck your destiny for the win.

Roll me some d100+15 for that fucking Social that Taka has. Goddamn Taka's such a good kid.
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Rolled 77 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>1931722
Charisma come at me!
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Rolled 98 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>1931722
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Rolled 76 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>1931722

Behold the power of Malal
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>>1931725
Just Taka being Taka
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Rolled 76 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>1931722

Rolling...
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Jesus, Taka's got himself a future as a Ninja Politician that's for sure. Writing.
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>>1931732

Di ... Did Taka do it?

Is Neji best girl now?
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>>1931733

BROTHER

>>1931737

Or cult leader
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>>1931738
>Yfw Taka just impregnates the entire Hyuga Clan.
>Even the males.
>Especially the males.
>>1931741
>Taka goes to see Hidan.
>"Jashin wills constant destruction!"
>"That's dumb."
>"....okay."
>Hidan is now a functioning shinobi of society.
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"No offense Neji, but that's stupid."

"WHAT?!" You can tell that may have not been the most tact response on your part, but darn it if you aren't honest!

"Well I mean, destiny is kind of a self-fulfilling thing isn't it? I mean if you let it be. Heck, just last week I would've been coughing up blood just from trying to do a sit up. Now I'm able to do as many sit ups as I want with only the penalty of throwing up being the problem." He takes a step back. Okay, time to turn it up. "What I'm saying Neji, is that I was destined to die at a young age right?"

"...right." Yes, you're getting through to him!

"But, because I fought against that destiny, now I have just as much of a chance to become a respected shinobi as anybody else. Even you." You say, pointing at Neji. "What's more, I bet I can keep on improving too, I already feel like my muscles are getting bigger, and my stamina is increasing. It's just a matter of time before I catch up with my brother!"

"You honestly believe that?" Neji asks, crossing his arms at you. Hmmm. He doubts your ambitions?

"You bet I do. If there's one thing I've been wanting more than anything in this world, it's the chance to fight along side by brother. Or just, like, help him out. I'm still trying to find my ninja way."

Neji just stares at you for a few seconds before shrugging. "Fine. I'm not saying I completely believe that anyone is capable of escaping destiny, but I'll admit a few people might be able to."

"Alright!" You say, patting him on the shoulder. "I'm glad you're seeing things in a more positive light Neji!"

"You know you're a bit too positive sometimes, like Gai Sensei."

"Hahaha, I'll take that as a compliment."

"You really shouldn't."

>Okay then boyos, Sinchu is now sitting in a interrogation room, waiting for some big bad interrogator to show up and ask him questions about what the fuck went down with Hotaru and the freaky lookin' dude. What's his general reaction to this?
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>>1931746

If Taka impregnates the Hyugas, Sinuchu the Aburames, then who'll Hiki impregnate?
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>>1931768
The Hyugas and Aburames. Family bonding time!
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>>1931767

>What's his general reaction to this?

This is fine NO IT ISN'T

>>1931775

That's fine, I would've also accepted the mizukage
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>>1931767
screaming interally
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>>1931767
The woman he liked played him like a damn fiddle. He sad...
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>>1931788
internally even, I can't spell
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>>1931767
>It'll all be worth it so long as she doesn't get executed and I don't lose my dick.
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Alright so we're going for freaking out internally with a side of "God I hope I get some puss out of this". Writing.
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>>1931823

Moonrune mind if I make a Discord for this?
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>You ar-
>FUCKED! FUCKED! GAME OVER MAN GAME OVER!

You find yourself sitting in a blank white room. White walls, white ceiling, fuck even the tiles are white. You're sitting at a table, your hands bound by some stupid fucking paper seal, probably set to blow your hands off if you try to remove them.

This is bullshit! Such fucking bullshit! So, turns out little miss fireflies didn't actually get a mission from the Third, no, turns out she went rogue and roped you into it in the process! And of course you went along because you're a stupid fucking idiot who thinks with his dick.

"Stupid dick." You grumble, briefly getting a worried look from the Anbu in the room before he looks away. Don't recognize this one, must be new. Great way to make a fucking first impression Sinchu, you stupid idiot.

The only plus side to this is apparently you managed to capture one of the fucks responsible for the murders at the border between Lightning and Leaf. That and, well, they can't outright kill you for thinking with your dick. They've tried before.

The door opens up and-oh fucking hell. It's Ibiki, of course they bring him along. "Sinchu, I've got some things to go over with you."

He places a vanilla folder on the table, opening it up to reveal pictures of your stupid drunk ass leaving the village with Hotaru on your bitchin' ass scooter. God you miss that thing. "Now, just to understand exactly what happened, tell me your side of the story." He pulls out a pen, clicking it as he readies to write down your confession most likely. Stupid bald moon headed bastard.

>How you doin' this ya'll?
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>>1931831
Go for it, that's cool with me.
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>>1931768
The Akimichi.
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>>1931836
Just tell him the full truth of what happened. Don't include that our whole motivation was to bang her.

>>1931768
At LEAST one girl from every village, to promote world peace.
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>>1931836
just be truthful, we were a little bit drunk and had no reason to belive that Hotaru wasn't telling us the truth about having a mission
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>>1931836

Give a general account of what happened. And make special note of this: THAT FISHFUCK STOLE OUR BIKE.

>>1931841

ttps://discord.gg/EQzvUK8

BEHOLD

>>1931844

>Being a chubby chaser

Anon...why?
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>>1931746

My Mastapiece...
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>>1931858
fuck you
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>>1931862
>Where were you when anon killed God?
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>>1931836
Start by saying everything, how we were in the bar mopping for not getting some bug puss. That we drank till we were completely fucked up then Hotaru showed up talking about the mission.

We fucked up because we trusted in a girl we liked that was also a fellow ninja... Lost my scooter too. The ice cream was terrible but my scooter...
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>>1931872

Support...
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>>1931858
Dunno i always found funny the fit guy with a chubby girl couple.


But i guess Hiki is just for wincest.
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Okay, these are all very dignified responses.

However you are a fucking emotional volcano. Roll 1d100 to keep cool.
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>1931880

It's fiiiiiiiine
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>1931880
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Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>1931880

Rolling...
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Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>1931880
We're as cool as... some guy who sticks his finger in a girl's mouth to find out if she's real. That has to count for something.
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87 is cool as ice bro hams. Writing.
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Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>1931880
>>1931893
>>1931904
Nice.
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You take a deep breath, counting to three before you level Ibiki with a cool stare. "Listen up Ibiki, my main man, cause this is how it happened."

"Don't call me your main man."

"So there I was, chillin at the bar...."

====

You sit at the bar, your newest suit made of the finest materials looking really fucking sweet on you as you sip on some fancy ass wine or some shit. You can't remember, only the finest of tastes is worth recalling in your memory. "Barkeep, tell the pissant who corked this bottle of piss that it's disgusting."

The barkeep bows his head, knowing the dishonor you just slapped down on him. "OH! 1000 apologies honorable Sinchu-San! Would you like me to commit harikari as pennance?!"

"Nah, it's all good." You say, waving the man away. The bell to the bar jingle jangles, and you look to see a stacked beauty walk in, and even though she's probably only taken a few steps, her face says she's walked a thousand miles. Mmm.

She notices you, because of course, and rushes over. "Are you the great Sinchu of the Tetsu Clan?" She asks, obviously showin' off her cleavage in an attempt to get your attention. Heh, broads.

"What if I am babe?" You say, lighting up a cigar just how you taught that old fuck Susu to do and not the other way around.

"Oh please," She says, leaning up against you, huge tits pressed right against your arm. "There's been a string of murders happening along the border between the Leaf and Lightning, and one of them was my family! Ohboohoo! Please help me gain justice, I even have this letter signed by the Hokage giving you permission to help me and then have your way with me afterwards!" You look at the letter, yup, that his signature all right.

"Alright babe I'l help, but first a little kissy time. Mumumumumumu-"

====

"-nd then we made out for like an hour, then we hopped on my bitchin' scooter, headed to the border village and caught that weird fuck. Lost my scooter by the."

Ibiki looks at you with what you can only assume is jealousy. "Right. Hotaru you hear all that?"

Eh? The door opens up and Hotaru walks in, arms crossed and looking at you with disdain. "Yes, he certainly has a vivid imagination."

"Wh-what?" You say, confused.

"Oh," Ibiki says, putting the pen away and moving to remove the seal on your hands. "Hotaru volunteered for a mind scan, we already knew what happened."

"...then why did you fucking ask me all that info?!"

Ibiki smiles. "Thought it'd be funny. Now come on, we're going to see the prisoner."

You....you....

>Anon how do you feel right now? Anger? Betrayal? Do you wanna' soccer kick Ibiki in the balls?
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>>1931941

Give the finger to Ibiki behind his back
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>>1931941

> Don't sperg out. Be a smartass instead.

> "Was it funny Ibiki? Are you having a good time?"
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>>1931941
whatever you do, be sure to call him your main man again.
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Looks like a decision. Sort of. Writing.
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>>1931941
Stare dagger at Ibiki. stop smilling you old fuck. Shit having my nails being pulled out would have being better then the current situation.


>You say, lighting up a cigar just how you taught that old fuck Susu to do and not the other way around.

Nice
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You quickly flip Ibiki off, coating your middle fingers in iron just to add even more power to the effect. "Fuckin' hilarious Ibiki, hilarious. Did ya' spend more than five minutes thinkin' this one up?"

"No, you know I don't like to waste that much of my time on non-important people."

That fuckin' cock sucker! You frown, sticking your hands in your pockets as you follow Ibiki and Hotaru. You aren't exactly happy with your raven haired beauty right now. "So, just decided to string me along, usin' your good looks and swayin' hips to get me to do what you want huh?"

"I apologize for lying to you Sinchu, but I needed help in finding the men who had killed my brother." Ah shit, that's right. The fucker who got killed was her brother. Now you feel...slightly less angry. "If it makes you feel any better, I found it extremely hard to lie to you, considering you are such a good person."

You grin a little at that. "Aw shucks, well-wait. You fuckin' with me here?"

"No." She says. Hmm. Goddamn sunglasses indoors.

The three of you arrive at another room, Ibiki opening the door and revealing that weird fuck from earlier. He's chained up to the wall, multiple spears and swords driven through his body. It also appears someone stuck some shock tags on his nipples for...you guess added effect?

"How the fuck is he not dead yet?" You ask, walking up to him. You notice someone graciously gagged his mouth with cloth. Heh.

Ibiki pulls out a different folder, opening it up. "He's a missing Nin from Yugakure. Killed a bunch of people years back. Claims to be immortal," He pauses, picking up a kunai and throwing it directly into the guys eye, electing screams of pain. "Which seems to be true so far. His name's Hidan, and he worships some god called Jashin."

"What a loser." You say, pulling the kunai out and watching as Hidan glares at you.

"We've been trying to get information out of him about the others he was with, but so far..." Hotaru walks up, removing the gag and immediately filling the room with a number of curse words.

"YOU FUCKIN' CUNTS ARE ALL GONNA DIE IN A FUCKIN' SHIT FILLED DITCH WHEN I GET OUT OF-URGHGHG!"

Hotaru quickly gags him back up, a small smile on her face.

>Well what now man? You wanna' take a crack at Hidan? Or just fuck off and head on home, this technically ain't your problem. Or something else?
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>>1932052

> Take a crack at Hidan

Crack his skull...
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>>1932052

Time to use the Tetsu clan charisma to get him to spill some beans. And maybe get a conscript
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>>1932052
take out some frustration on losing the scooter and our 'date' going poorly on Hidan
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>>1932052
>take a crack at Hidan
Let's test how his healing factor works. Could he heal an infection or disease as fast as being dismembered or does it stick around like a regular person.
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>>1932066
>>1932073
>>1932075
Jesus Christ you monsters.

Okay do you wanna' do this with Strength or Taijutsu? Taijutsu is more controlled and you'd be activating trying to get him to spill the beans, and straight up Strength is just you hammering away.
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>>1932085
lets have some semblance of profesionalism and go with Taijutsu
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>>1932085

> Taijutsu

Be sure to pulverize a few bones in the process though...
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>>1932085

Let's give him an iron fisted noogie until we reach greymatter
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>>1932085
I just want to see how his healing works and give him an infection or something. Maybe use our bloodline limit to give him iron poisoning. If we need to convince the others, he obviously doesn't really care about regular stabby pain, so lets try some other kind of pain.
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>>1932096
I mean that's not how your Bloodline works. You just get the hard Iron skin plus weaponry benefits. Like, I guess you could slit your wrist and try to turn the flowing blood into flakes of iron maybe? I don't know.
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>>1932085
Oh shit, this is what my Power Drill Finger and Nail Gun jutsus were made for.
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>>1932110
>>1932089
>>1932093
So Taijutsu it is. 1d100+20 my boys.
DC is 90.

I know I know, but he IS Akatsuki.
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>>1932106
Oh, we can't just make some iron flakes/dust without using our blood? I figured we could just make it like we make a chain and use syringes to inject it into his blood.
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Rolled 5 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1932116
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Rolled 41 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1932116

>>1932119
That was a close call.
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Rolled 72 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1932116

Rolling...
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Rolled 84 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1932116
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>>1932118
I mean that sounds possible, it's just nobody has tried it.
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>>1932119
I'm a fucking disgrace.
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>>1932116

> I know I know, but he IS Akatsuki.

(>>1932127)
(>>1932128)

Heh...
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This is gonna' be fun. Writing.
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>>1932129
So on top of being ANBU Sinchu can also be a trailblazing scientist.

Is there anything this Renaissance Man won't/can't do?
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>>1932116
I think we got it
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>>1932129
for this guy, we definitely should
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>>1932116
Pain is not here to save your ass Hidan... But i'm gonna bring some pain upon you.
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>>1932145
Yes. Get bug girl puss
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>>1932145
Get some bug puss.
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>>1932145
>Is there anything this Renaissance Man can't do?
actually hook up with Hotaru?
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>>1932158
>>1932164
>>1932165
Ouch.

At least with d100s we won't crit fail every seduction roll now.
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>>1932128
>>1932127
I guess our session goes so well that Hotaru start to get wet from how badly we punch her brother murderer.
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"I'm takin' a crack at him." You say, sliding off the top of your man kimono(which the QM doesn't know what it's really called), and showin' off your awesome muscles for Hotaru. She doesn't notice. You walk up to Hidan, removing the gag once more. "Sup, I'm about to beat the shit outta' you."

He mockingly laughs at you, even though he's stuck like a fucking pig on those spears. "Bitch, you couldn't do shit without that whore behind you backing you up last time, what makes you thin-"

Crack

Your iron clad fist strikes Hidan right underneath the jaw, dislocating it in the process and even snipping off a piece of his tongue. Youch. "Now, please, do keep digging this hole you're in." You Tekkotsu the rest of your arms, numbing feeling almost enjoyable to you right now. You take a step back, clenching your fist but keeping your middle finger stretched out. "Tetsu Art: Drill Finger!" You swing your fist forward, twisting it as you do so that your iron finger literally drills right into Hidan's chest, breaking his chest bone and piercing that heart of his. Weird ting is you can still feel it pumping. "Fuck man, how resilient are you?"

"Ahm fulking tuffer than ooo." Hidan says, trying to speak around a mangled tongue.

"Well then, let's put that to the test asshole." You jump up, grabbing Hidan's head and driving an iron knee right into his fucking skull. You hear a sweet cracking noise, probably his skull breaking. On your way down you drive your elbow into the back of his head, cracking that open enough that you can actually see his brain. Both times he cries out, though he seems to be in shock after that elbow.

You tilt his head up, noticing that his eyes are glossed over. Wait, eyes? You look closer. Yup, fucker's eye wound from earlier is already healin' up. Hmm. "Wakey wakey." You say, driving your fist into his throat. A bunch of blood shoots out of his mouth, covering your chest in the stuff. That earns him a punch to the face. And another, and another. You grab him by the hair, slamming your fist over and over into one side of his head until you're certain most of his bones are broken in his face.

Flicking the blood of your fingers, you turn back to look at Hotaru and Ibiki, both of them seemingly
not bothered by the violence. Oh well.

You turn back to Hidan, who's weakly trying to raise his head up and look at you. "You...fuckin'-"

"Tetsu Art: Iron Knuckles." The tips of your knuckles sharpen up into points, and you driving them straight into Hidan's face. You actually rip the skin on this punch, tearing off the cartilage in his nose a bit as you cause a great wide tear to go up from his upper lip to his forehead. From the screams he's giving off that must've hurt.

"Ready to talk yet?" He looks up at you, probably seeing the smile on your face as you crack your knuckles, and slowly nods his head. "Good boy."

>What ya'll wanna' ask him and shit? Also you mean.
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>>1932218
We should probably hand this over to Ibiki since his job is being slimy and gathering information in that order. We should stay until he's done to make sure Hidan doesn't regrow his balls though.
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>>1932218
What is your organization name?
Who is the leader?
How many member do you have?
What were you doing killing so many shinobis in the boarder?


Also fuck me Tetsu style is fucking brutal.
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>>1932233
Agreed
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>>1932218
>>1932237

Yeah changing my vote and supporting this:>>1932233
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>>1932233

Support...
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Smart move coming from Sinchu, that's weird.

Oh wait now he can chat with Hotaru. I gotcha.
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>>1932253
>Watching you beat that man into a bloody pulp made me so wet. Want to leave and have hot, passionate sex? My insects are ovulating RIGHT NOW
>No way fag I gotta watch this interrogation.
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>>1932257
>[inner Sinchu] FUCK YEAH I GOT IT!! That's the power of the Tetsu clan.
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"You're up Ibiki, do that weird interrogation shit." You say, turning around and leaning against the wall with Hotaru. She hands you a towel, probably a good thing considering how much blood you got on you.

Ibiki stands in front of Hidan, notebook ready. "What's the name and function of your ogranization?"

Hidan is quiet for a moment, then he sees you an sighs. "Akatsuki, we're a group of S-Rank ninjas, we're supposed to be capturing the tailed beasts."

Fuck. You cast a side glance at Hotaru, and even through the sunglasses you can tell her eyes are wide.

"Who's your leader?"

"Pain." Hidan says, spitting out some blood onto the floor. Looks like his tongue and head are starting to heal up. "Don't know his real fuckin' name, never asked. Fucker tells us where to go, what to do, that kinda' shit."

"How long has this group been active?"

"Fuck if I know, I'm like, the second new guy to the group. Been around a while though."

"Sinchu," You look down, Hotaru whispering to you and leaning against your arm. Ahhhhhhh! "I wish to speak with you privately, out in the hallway. AHHHHHHH!

"S-sure." You say, trying to contain your ramen. You and Hotaru enter the hallway, where she immediately pins you to the other side. Ahhhhhh! "Oh man oh man, really? Right here? Uh, I gotta' say I'm not sure if-"

"Quiet." She reaches up to wards your ear, and when she pulls back she's got a little firefly on the tip of her finger. Huh? "I planted one of my beauties on you in case you weren't to be trusted, but your behavior in there proved otherwise."

"Oh." You say, slightly disappointed.

Hotaru looks up at you. "You are displeased because you assumed I was going to fuck you in the hallway."

"Well, uh, maybe?" You say, not sure how to react. Are all Aburame this forward?

"That's understandable, you've got a bloodlust still running through you at the moment from beating that Hidan man." She pauses, thinking apparently. "I think I know how to remedy this."

"YOU DO?!"

She pulls out...a coupon book. She flips through it for a before ripping out a coupon for half-off ramen. "There, that should at least sate one part of your hunger for now."

"oh. thanks."

>Haha, guess what Elder's up to? No really guess.
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>. "Now, please, do keep digging this hole you're in."

I see what you did there QM.
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>>1932288
Sating his sudden and unexpected craving for ice cream?
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>>1932288

Taking a massive dump?
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>>1932288

He's smoking more ninja pot isn't he...
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>>1932300
>>1932305
>>1932307
All of the above?
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>>1932288
Having to sit through Guy's anti-drug presentations to the Clan.
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>>1932300
>>1932305
>>1932307
>>1932315

All correct!

But he's also.....

AT A FUCKING CLAN HEAD MEETING FUCKERS!

Which we will get to next time. BEcause I have work in the morning. Hope you all had fun. Tell me what you think of big bad Sinchu now?
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>>1932288
Not being old, that's for sure.
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>>1932288
Dealling with the fall out of Gai having snitched him to Hokage?

Getting busy with his lady friend. since he asked Hiki to go play outside. Which made Hiki get his ass kicked and sent to the hospital.
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>>1932318
>Tell me what you think of big bad Sinchu now?
Sad for him and his 90 degree climb to get his bug girl puss puss. But hey, he (probably) has some good ramen to eat and it's half off.
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>>1932318
Cool. next time will be fun. Will you run tomorrow at the same time?
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>>1932318

WHAT DOES HE GOTTA DO TO GET BUG GIRL PUSS?
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>>1932318

Hang on. So the Elder is smoking a blunt and eating ice cream while also shitting himself in front of all of the other Clan Heads and Guy?
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>>1932318
She should've gave him a coupon for free ice cream. Worst girl 9/11 would still bang.
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>>1932318
>Tell me what you think of big bad Sinchu now?

He's way to pure for this world he needs a good Yamanaka girl to help him relax.
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>>1932343
Of course he is seating next to chouji's dad and is eating a icecream. While sharing a blunt with the Yamanaka head clan because he heard from Gai that he was having another supplier and he shouldn't be smoking shity weed.
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>>1932352

In the mean while he's shitting into a bag so he can throw it at the Hyuga head later
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>>1932366
Truly one of Konoha's best.
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>>1932318
Sinchu did good. Not Bug Puss good of course, but good.

He should take the fucking hint though and ask her gloomy ass out to ramen. She clearly knows we dont have a lot of money as a clan and is being considerate.

of course Sinchu probably has almost zero experience with women on a date.

I would lay even odds that the act is all bullshit and hes a complete virgin.
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>>1933177
True we already managed to pass the line "i will kill you without a tought" to "okay if you screw up i might hear you before trying to kill you." line.

We need to learn that female bugs are more ferocious then male bugs. So we need to charm this firefly and hope she doesn't go mantis/blackwidow on us.
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>>1933177

Uh, I don't have the best sense for these things, but I don't think that she is signalling for Sinchu to take her out for noodles...

Pretty sure she just pulled one of [Image related] on us...
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>>1933177
Sinchu has probably had sex before, if only because konoha has a red light district with multiple brothels
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>>1933489
Given his luck and gambling streak he has probably been broke for a while
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>>1933489
And the hilarious part is that he meet Hotaru in one of those brothels, trying to get his bug champ laid.

Wonder how Horn Drill is.
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>>1933517
But then he found his champion bug. Now he will get riches.
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Not sure if I'll be running tonight guys. Kind of...worn out.

Convince me otherwise.
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>>1934109
Mmmm, that is some tasty lookin ' Dango.
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>>1934097
Moonrune senpai, pl-please run!
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>>1934109
fuck, too bad we didn't run into anko instead of the bug girl
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>>1934097
Could you please run?
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>>1934121
Have this image if this doesn't convince you to run.I don't know what will.
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>>1933518
I hope she's treating him well.
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>>1934145
>>1934121
Pretty please?
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>>1934142
Clearly anko is for hiki, it originally started out as a noke in my head but I actually like the idea of hiki developing a crush on anko during the chunin exam second half, like love at first sight of her lack of mercy and skill, and being weird about it.
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>>1934149
I thought Sinchu keeped the champ in his bug box on his room. But i wouldn't mind having the champ retire and find a good bug for him.
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Alright fine. I'll run in like...an hour and a half. Cools?
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>>1934160
Cool thanks moonrune, you're boss
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>>1934158
Oh god are you me? I would love that to. I guess from the original series Anko is for Hiki and Shizune is for Taka.
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>>1934160
Thanks runes
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>>1934158
>lack of mercy and skill
Harsh.

>>1934160
The best I can do is 1 hour and 29 minutes.
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>>1934160
Uhull thank you moonrune!! You are the Main Man!
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>>1934168
>Harsh
>in Hiki's mind is
>That's hot.

Wonder if Suzu knows her
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>>1934172
No I mean, with the way he said it it sounds like he's saying she lacks skill.
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>>1934160
Thank you!
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>>1934177
I meant that she's merciless and has skill, but I can understand the confusion
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>You're fucking dapper as shit.

"I hate these things." You grumble sitting down in your seat as you place your fanciest hat and scarf down beside you. You look around, becoming slightly irritated at how lavish the Hyuga are compared to your tiny clan. You're pretty sure the chopsticks are made of some stupidly expensive wood or something, judging by all the ornate symbols carved into them. Damn Hyugas.

"C'mon Susumu, it's not that bad." To your left is Choza Akimichi, long time friend and part time toker of the finest weed. "I mean, look at all this great food they set out for us."

"You mean look at all the food they set out for you. Let's face it Choza, the only reason I'm here is because you keep insisting on it, if it were up Hiashi the Tetsu clan would be wiped from the record books."

Your friend frowns, though he doesn't really deny the animosity between you and Hiashi. He knows what went down. They all do.

There's a small gong brought out, and one of the younger Hyuga gals walks forward before hitting it with a tiny mallet, then bowing and leaving. Hiashi shows up, along with the elder for the Hyuga. Of course he takes his seat at the head of the dinner table, casting a quick glance and smirk in your direction before continuing. "We may now commence with the annual meeting of the Clan Heads. Is there any business or issues someone would like to put forth before we move any further?"
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>>1934423
I swear if this is a meetting to reduce the taxes again i'm gonna die of boredoom. Ask Choza how his kid is doing?
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"I do." You see Mutaito Kou himself, sipping on some sake already, raising his hand. Beside him sits his son, Kenji, father of Sasu if you remember right. "It's come to my attention that recently there was a bit of a ruckus concerning the Tetsu and Aburame clans. They went off and nearly caused an issue with the Land of Lightning because they apprehended someone in a village on the border." He turns to look at you, that weird fucking stare of his cutting right into your soul. "Any word on this from the Clan Heads themselves?"

You cast a glance at Shibi, head of the Aburame, who just keeps staring head on. Of course you know what happened, Sinchu fucking came home drunk again blabbing all about it. "The Aburame are withholding information until we know more." Shibi says.

>How do you respond?
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>>1934439
>The Third'll probably tell you when you need to know.
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>>1934439
>As the head of the Aburame clan said. There is still a lot to be seen into. Once we have the full aspect of the picture i will gladly inform you Kou.
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>>1934439
>"Same."
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Aight writing that shit.
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>>1934483
Wouldn't it be funny if Taki saying Suzu's reason for using the sword left handed snowballs into a major split in the clan?

>"Why, brother? Why would you defile your blade with your jack-off hand?"
>"It's not impure if you jack off to a pure waifu! It's your shit taste in waifus that would sully your blade!"
>"WELL AT LEAST MY WAIFU ISN'T A TRAP YOU FAG!"
>"iT'S NOT GAY IF THE PENIS IS FEMININE!"
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"Same," You say, scratching the back of your head as you have a stare down with Mutaito. Guy's creepy. "Don't know enough right now to tell you anything useful anyhow. Just theories."

"Theories that you could share." Mutaito says, finishing his cup of sake. You can't help but give a quick glance to the sword at his side, wondering if you'd be able to Tekkotsu before he tried slicing you. "But fine, if you both wish to remain silent, so be it."

You and Choza let out a small sigh of relief. Everybody knows how fucking crazy the Kou can get, so you just dodged a bullet. Or a kunai. Whatever.

"If that's all, then we'll get onto the main business." Hiashi pulls out a scroll, placing it on the ground and letting it unroll in front of everyone. It seems to travel the whole distance of the banquet table. "This is the list of nobles and such who will be visiting the Leaf when the Chunin Exams take place in three months. As you know, as the clans of Konoha it's also our duty to set a good example, show that Konoha is strong and unified." He pauses and-OH THAT FUCKER. He just Byakugan'd to look at you without looking at you. You can see the fucking veins and everything. "As such some nobles have requested housing among the clans, just like the last few times Konoha hosted the exams."

"Nothing out of the ordinary there." Inoichi says, head of the Yamanaka clan. "Why the big to do about it now Hiashi?"

"Because sources have told me that one of the nobles visiting may be after clan secrets, regardless of which one of them they stay with." There's a murmur among the group of Clan Heads, something like this really stirs the pot.

"Can't we just bar the noble from staying with us? It's not like we don't have the right." Shikaku, head of the Nara clan, says.

Hiashi nods. "Normally, yes, but this noble has ties to the Daimyo, and denying him could be seen as an insult." He takes a breath. "Which is why I'd like to suggest a compromise. The noble obviously wants to try to steal clan secrets, so why don't we send him to a clan that's near impossible to steal from."

Then he looks at you.

"Susumu of the Tetsu clan, would you be willing to house this noble in your home when the Chunin Exams begin?"

>Reaction? Pissed, angry, confused, meh?
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>>1934507
And so started a the infigthing of the Kou clan.
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Oh btw this is Sasu's father. Seeing a pattern yet?
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>>1934513
>God dammit
>"sure..."
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>>1934513

> Stare blankly, then break into a toothy grin

> "Certainly. It may even prove to be amusing.."
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>>1934513
>If "almost impossible to steal from" is the criteria, you'd be a much better choice than my Clan. Plus, you have a lot more money, and could entertain him even better.

We know they could either watch him through walls if they wanted, and if we know about it, their clan forehead tattoo thing would keep him from kidnapping or studying anyone, though I doubt he'd be stupid enough to try that.
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>>1934513
"Why the hell can't he stay with you? Short of scooping out a Hyugas' eyes with a spoon he won't get shit. Unless you keep written records of your Byakugan lying around or something."

What would happen if a non clan member touched our Secret Box?
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>>1934562
this
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>>1934562
>What would happen if a non clan member touched our Secret Box?
Well as long as they were holding onto a member of the Tesu clan, nothing.

if not though....
Also writing.
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>>1934513
>Well i could accept Hiashi but beside him being a noble and friend to the daymio i don't know nothing about him. Besides i don't think a lord would like to stay in my humble house. Now here this big house without a doubt. But i guess there was that issue last time uh...just hope i don't have to kill one of my family memebers to appease the daymio.
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>>1934520
How Sasu's father is a bad ass.
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>>1934562
Nah he's trying to avoid what happend in the third ninja war were a ninja was killed while trying to steal the Byakugan and then the kage of the village demanded Hiashi's head.
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>>1934588
>Our Clan secret's greatest weakness - thick oven mitts.
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>>1934562

Switching my vote to this...
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>>1934604
konoha is strong enough now and recovered.
A village tries to pull that shit now, we'd grind them into the dust.
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"Shit, for real?" You can tell that threw Hiashi off, and Choza tries his damnedest not to burst out laughing. "Okay, if having almost impossible to steal clan secrets is the important thing here, wouldn't the Hyuga's be a better choice? I mean you're leavin' clan documents just lyin' around are you?"

Oh he's fuming now, and that makes you feel so good. "No," He says, through gritted teeth. "The Hyuga aren't so blatantly stupid as some clans as to leave their secrets out in the open."

"Could've fooled me." You whisper. "Anyways, you've got way more money than my clan, you'd be able to entertain the guy way better too. Show him some of that dancing you're so fond of."

You can actually hear a few people's jaws drop after that last one.

The Elder of the Hyuga is already standing, face scrunched up in anger. Or old age. You wouldn't know cause you're not old. "You insolent little swine! I've taken peoples lives for less than you've done!"

"Father, calm down." Hiashi says, glaring at you. You glare right back, though it loses some effectiveness when Choza is eating right beside you. Dammit Choza. "If the Tetsu clan is too scared to take on this request, then I see no reason why we push it. I'm sure another, braver, clan is up to the challenge."

"You mean as long as they follow after you." You can feel the eyes of everyone on you. Shit, this is why you don't do these kind of things.

"Susumu, if you've got something to say, I suggest you say it before I have you thrown out." You'd like to see him try.

>Well? Wanna' air some grievances? Or not?
>Still haven't figured out the hatred between the Hyuga's and teh Tetsu's yet.
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>>1934623
Didn't stopped Suna and Orochimaru causing shit during the chuunin exams. But this is meta-gamming.
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>>1934638
>Why not make it a bet? We take him on and make him pleased as punch, and the Hyuuga's owe us a significant sum. We fail and I'll walk right into the middle of the village and say the Hyuuga are superior.
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>>1934638
One of our clan members used the box to get better from the iron poisoning. It was Susumu's brother and Susumu was the one watching ober him but he couldn't finish the deal.

Then he ran away and killed a lit of hyuugS while escaping. The Hyuuga lots a lot of clan members while trying to stop a bloodlust crazy tetsu.
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>>1934638
Taka and Hiki's dad was killed by a rogue Hyuga branch member that snapped from the abuse and ran off, causing their mom to hunt her down and kill her at the cost of her own life.

Also take on hosting the noble. We can get some pizza and wings, beer and some dank weed and show him how a REAL clan lives.
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>>1934638
>If the Tetsu clan is too scared to take on this request, then I see no reason why we push it. I'm sure another, braver, clan is up to the challenge
Funny thing for a man who sent his brother to die for him to say.

Don't actually have us say that. Is joek.

>>1934658
I was gonna tell him to stop being a smug asshole, but let's go with this. Suzu can break out her best cooking skills.
Bonus points if she cooks his food on her thighs.
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>>1934658
I like this we do need money and it will cost to accomodate a noble at our house. The hyuuga can at least help us with that.
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Shit, looks like ya'll wanna' fuckin' make it a bet then huh?

Roll me some d100's to see if Hiashi will go for this.
DC 75

Also we REALLY need to settle on what caused the rift between our Clans.
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>>1934638

This is what I vote our clan's history with the Hyuuga be: (>>1934664)

This is what I vote we do: (>>1934658)
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>>1934638
"you really want to do this here in front of everyone? You know damn well what our problem is with you. If you really want to keep this on then let's talk in private later."

As for the animosity between the clans my suggestion is that some time in the past a big mission with a Hyuuga and a Tetsu on the team went completly FUBAR, lots of death/destruction/whatever and each family blames the other and it's kind of spiraled from there
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>>1934684
ANTE UP FUCKER
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>>1934684

Rolling
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>>1934688
Nice.
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>>1934688
Good job anon.
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>>1934688
Oooh it's on muther fucker!!!
>>1934684
Also
>Susumu just broke Haiashi

WTF is this clan!
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>>1934694
I just realized that the previous elder died from a heart attack...God dammit how come it took me this log to see it?
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>>1934704
The nice thing about coming from a clan with a high mortality rate is that it's probably a lot less scary. It'd makes sense for members to have a bit of a carpe diem mentality when they could drop at any point, and even after the ritual their mentality probably wouldn't change much since you'd have to pretty damn good to pass the iron god's test
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>>1934688
Yeah. That's the stuff.
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Oh there's so many things you'd like to tell Hiashi right now. So many mean, hurtful things. But then an idea clicks, and just maybe you can run with it. "Hmmm, how about a bet then Hiashi."

The Hyuga looks confused, as do a few of the other Clan Heads. "A bet? What for?"

You grin, leaning forward in your spot. "We'll take on this noble, we'll make him so fucking happy and pleased that, even when he doesn't get any of our clan secrets, he'll leave feeling fulfilled. If we do this, the Hyuga owe us a substantial sum of money, cause we're piss poor in case you haven't noticed." You can see a few of the other, richer clans avert their eyes. Meh. "But," You add, catching Hiashi's attention again. "If we don't, if this noble is even the tiniest bit unsatisfied with his stay with us..." You stand, making sure everyone can see you. "I'll walk right into the middle of the village, and proclaim that the Hyuga are superior to us."

You can see the sweat drip down his face, you know Hiashi wants to take you up on this offer, it's just too good to pass up. Still, he composes himself, his father though looks like he's about to jump for joy with how big that smile is. "Suppose...we did take you up on this bet Susumu, how much significant sum are we talking about here?"

You mull it over, wanting to just say 10 Million Ryo and leave it at that, but decide to play it hard. "15 Million Ryo." Choza spits out whatever he had in his mouth at the time, looking up at you like you're insane. Mutaito just laughs.

Hiashi gulps, but gives a glance back to his father, who nods rapidly, causing the Clan Head to sigh. "Fine, 15 million Ryo if you succeed." He smirks then. "I look forward to hearing you tell everyone how we're your betters Susumu."

"Fuck you Hiashi." You say...in your head.

>Hey what's that? Ko Sensei and your teammates are back and you're meeting them on top of the school? Golly, how's Hikigaya feel about that? What's he doing while he waits?
You're gonna' be mad that you didn't get to go on this mission.
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oooweee, heres an idea.
If the young, formerly sickly, kid isn't gonna be a medic to fix the iron-toxicosis, he can train to be a nip priest or something.
Get all that god knowledge and figure out some permanent banishment or way to kill a god.
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Btw 15 Million Ryo is about 1.5 Million Freedom Bucks.
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>>1934743
I'd say he'd be curious about what went down on the mission.

You're gonna' be mad that you didn't get to go on this mission.
Joke's on you I'm always at least 235% butthurt.
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>>1934743

> Exercising vigorously. Need to do something to work off the frustration, and the nervous energy...
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>>1934743

Hiki is probably taking a walk through the village. Or practicing ninjutsu. Also, why would we be pissed? What could we have missed?
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>>1934749
That or end up befriending the god, as bloodthirsty as he's made to be, he just kind of comes off as bored....iron god jinchuriki?
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>>1934743
>What's he doing while he waits?
>You're gonna' be mad that you didn't get to go on this mission.
HA time for training
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>>1934743
If there's one thing hiki likes to do it's get swole.
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Looks like training wins. And Chaos was the only one to specify Ninjutsu so it wins. If you're mad blame Chaos.

1d100+10 for Ninjutsu training.

DC 75 for a .5 gain.
DC 95 for a 1.0 gain.

GET THOSE GAINS!
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>>1934791
Why would the Akimichi need to be supported?
>That feel when you're not sure if you wrote something done without thinking about it.
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>>1934790
It's not genjutsu, we've totally got this guys.
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>>1934775
gah, thats silly.
Like naruto and the kyubi.
... Although he probably could, with his crazy good social rolls.
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>>1934797
Fitting gif there friend
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>>1934797
Gawdamn. Well Taka ain't got no problem with Ninjutsu now, that's for sure.
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>>1934808
I meant Hiki. Sorry they're twins so I get them mixed up.....

shutting up and writing now.
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>>1934797
Yeah. That's our boy!
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>>1934808
>Taka
He's gotten so much better even God's confusing him with Hiki.
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Also are we still hurt from our fight against team 7? Would be interesting to see the others reaction as they see us as well as their reactio when we tell it was Naruto who did it.
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>>1934790

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>>1934803
I could see it working for either taka or hiki, taki for his high charisma and his upbeat likeable attitude, and hiki's ability to click with weirdos plus natural warriors' mutual respect
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>>1934797
Ninja gains.
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>You da man.

"Tetsu Style: Iron Clone Jutsu!" You go through the hand seals before two clones made of iron appear beside you in a puff of smoke. The 3 you's form a triangle, each staring at the other. Currently you're waiting on top of the ninja academy waiting for Sensei Ko and the others to return from their mission, which should be any minute now.

"HA!" One of the iron clones rushes forward, jumping in the air and going for a spinning kick to your face. You grab his, or your, foot easily and whip him into the ground. Of course at the same time the other clone is already rushing you, fist drawn back for a punch.

"Tetsu Style: Iron Porcupine!" You lean forward, the hairs on your head turning to iron and becoming spikes as your clones hand gets shredded in them. While still holding the other clones leg you whip him around, slamming him into the second clone before sending them both tumbling away. They start to stand, but you don't give them time to react. "Ninja Art: Spark Shuriken Jutsu!" You Tekkotsu your hands, slapping them together to create some sparks which quickly transform into flaming shuriken. They nail your clones easily, and in seconds they disappear in a puff of smoke.

You straighten yourself up, winching a bit as you still deal with the bruises left to you by Naruto. You're still satisfied with your training, especially with how well your Ninjutsu is going. You hear three pairs of feet land behind you, and turning you see your Sensei and teammates.

And a baby cow.
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The last thread that had an anon theory that the Feud was because of some Hyuuga missing nin that killed Hiki's father and caused his mother to go full Iron to slaughter them.

There was also something about the differences between the Clan and the Hyuugas, mainly that the Hyuugas could lose members left and right but the Iron Fists can't.
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>>1934847
>And a baby cow.

Okay i'm tottaly regretting now...
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>>1934847
>And a baby cow.
We've been replaced already
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>>1934847
"That is a baby cow." You point out, watching as it waves to you from Kori's arms. Yes the calf waved, strange but you're used to this stuff.

"Nice to see you too." Sasu jokes, walking forward before you both perform the required high five of friendship. "Miss us?"

"Yes." You say honestly, causing Sasu to blush a little and Kori to smile.

"You're not supposed to admit it you weirdo." Sasu grumbles.

Sensei Ko walks up and pats you on the shoulder, smiling. "I take it things went well with your brother?"

"Yes, he's successfully beaten his illness. His chances of dying have dropped dramatically." You are overjoyed. "Again, why is there a baby cow here?"

Kori rushes forward, a big smile on her face as she holds up the cow, a female judging by the lack of horns and the pink bow on its head. "This is Bebikau! You're never gonna' guess where I got her from!"

"From the mission?" You guess, deflating Kori a bit.

"Aw, you guessed. Oh well! Yeah! See, we were escorting this archaeologist through these ruins right? And well, we came across this room filled with old treasures and stuff! Sasu got a cool looking kendo sword-"

"DON'T RUIN THE SURPRISE KORI!"

"-and I came across a scroll, turns out it's a summoning contract for the Ox!"

"And dat's where I come in!" Bebikau says, her voice squeaky and adorable. "Kowi made da' contwact and I was da' lucky one to get summoned! YAY!"

"YAY!" Kori shouts!

"Yay." Sensei Ko does as well, waving his hands a bit.

Hmm. "Well, it's a pleasure to meet you Bebikau, I'm Hikigaya." You shake the calfs hoof, earning a giggle from Kori. "Sasu, Kori said you got a ne-"

"CHECK IT OUT MAN!" He says, thrusting the sword at you.
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>>1934862

Are Nin-cows a thing?

Nin-cows need to be a thing...
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>>1934865
>Bebikau
Her parents must not have loved her very much.
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>>1934865

>Naruto's MUH FRIENDS sperg out caused us to miss out on getting cool shit

MOTHERFUCKER
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>>1934865

Bebikau, that's an odd name...

...

Oh, I get it. Baby Cow...
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>>1934882
Oh fuck your right! He owes us loot!
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>"Nice to see you too." Sasu jokes, walking forward before you both perform the required high five of friendship. "Miss us?"

>"Yes." You say honestly, causing Sasu to blush a little and Kori to smile.

>"You're not supposed to admit it you weirdo." Sasu grumbles.

God dam i missed our team
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>>1934865
You look over the sword, it appears to be made out of some red wood, and when Sasu removes it from the scabbard you see that the blade is also made of wood. Interesting. "Interesting." You say.

"Hell yeah it is," Sasu grins, twirling the sword in his hand with expertise. In his right hand you notice. Hmm. "At first I thought it was just a fancy kendo sword, then I had Sensei Ko expect it with his Byakugan. Guess what?" He says, leaning closer and grinning. "It's made from some of the very same wood the First Hokage used in his battle with Madara Uchia all those years ago, some of his chakra's still flowin' through it."

Oh, that's...that's actually really cool. "That amazing." You say, eyes widening as you look closer at the blade. "Does it...feel any different?"

"Hell yeah, this thing chops through almost anything like it's butter, that's why I gotta' keep it in the scabbard, might just chop a dude in half."

You feel happy, and depressed at the same time. You're happy for your team for finding such great things, but sad you didn't get to find anything.

"Hiki," You turn seeing your Sensei holding a large cloth sack. "We also found this, it's a big of Ryo that was stashed away in the back of the ruins. We talked, and we figured you should have it."

"Yeah! Cause we care about you!" Kori says, Bebikau nodding her head rapidly in response.

>How do you respond man?
>Also roll me some 1d45000 to find out how much you gettin.
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>>1934894
Aww guys.
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>>1934894
Thanks but...are you giving me money because I'm poor? Is this pity money?

Jk don't say that
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Rolled 26678 (1d45000)

>>1934894

> Gratitude
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>>1934894
>Like 4,500 dollars
Fucking Naruto. We probably could've gotten a sick ass pair of magic brass (iron?) knuckes if he wasn't a tard.
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>>1934894

Mutter about how Naruto owes us something good. But still, congratulate our dear teammates
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>>1934875
I thought of a pretty neat comvo were we both turn into iron dragons then using the Combination transformation jutsu to create a even bigger dragon with two heads.
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>>1934894
be thankful and accept it, make a mental note to make naruto pay for making us miss this.
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>>1934908
Did we just managed in one single mission acquire the double of our clans current money reserves?
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Thankful and planning to get back at Naruto is a go.

Also you get a whole whoppin 27,000 Ryo!
...
Which is 2,700 Freedom Bucks.
I mean it's still free money.

Writing.
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>>1934894
"Wow, first my brother stops being sick all the time, then you guys give me money? This was the best week I've had yet! Except for when Team 7 beat me up and then I beat them up and then Naruto beat me up with his weird demonic Uzumaki girl powers and I went to the hospital."
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>>1934930
I had fucked up the conversion before, so instead of like 13,000 Ryo it's morel ike 130,000.

Still, yes, you just added a big chunk of change to the Clan finances.

Don't let Sinchu find out.
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>>1934912
Worst. Remebee how Hiki in the first thread wanted a falcon as a summon? Kori got her's we could have gotten our falcon body!!!
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>>1934894
Give us that loot.
>>1934932
>>1934938
Neat.
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>>1934914

I've now gotten from the Inuzaka that they want payment for they have a similar move trademarked. But then again what'll they do? Attack the Tetsu

>>1934912

Magic brass knuckles? We can do better than that anon
with fleas?
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>>1934938
>Don't let Sinchu find out.

Then he should stop going after bug puss and do some real work. Like work on that bet ring so Drill Horn can continue his figthing carrier.
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>>1934937

> "... then Naruto beat me up with his weird demonic Uzumaki girl powers ..."

This is immensely amusing to me. I hope Moonrune uses it...
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>falcon
Pleb tier. Bald Eagle or no bird. Gotta live up to our forefathers.
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You bow, feeling your heart get heavier at the thought of how much your team cares about you. You realize why they're giving you the Ryo, it's because of the condition your clan's in, and though a small part of you feel like your pride is hurt, the majority of your feelings is happiness that you can help the clan. "Thank, you don't know how much this means to me." You take the money, your smile faltering a bit as you realize you could've gone on an amazing mission with your team if not for... "Hmm, have to have a talk with Naruto soon."

"Naruto?" Ko asks, sounding...defensive? "What'd the Uzumaki boy do?"

"Nothing much, it's just I got into a sparring match with Team 7 while you were gone, and then was defeated. Naruto used his odd clan powers, the demonic female abilities, I have reason to believe he may be a girl in disguise."

"Ugh, please don't make me imagine female Naruto." Sasu complains, looking sick.

"You think he's a girl in disguise? Really?" Kori asks, leaning forward as Bebikau herself look interested.

"Yes, I remember reading up on the Uzumaki clan, their red, tomato like hair was said to stand up on end when angered. Naruto seemed to emit a blazing red chakra when I had taken out Sasuke and Sakura-"

"You took out the both of them?" Sasu asks, surprised.

You nod. "Yes, and when Naruto found out he seemed to get extremely angry. Once he was in this state he managed to completely trash me, it took only a few seconds before I was knocked out."

"Wait....Naruto Uzumaki beat you?" Sasu asks. You nod. He's silent for a moment, before he laughs. "HOLY SHIT! Naruto beat Hikigaya! That's fucking hilarious!"

Hmmm, looks like Sasu could be laughing for a while. You look over at Sensei Ko, who's deep in thought for some reason.

>What now? Ask what's up with Ko? Maybe check out Bebikau some more? Head on home with that loot? Or get something to eat with your team? What do you wanna' do?
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>>1934976
Invite the entire squad over to Suzu's bakery for amazing baked goods. The more we distract her with cute children and brotherly antics, the less likely she is to start smashing the village trying to kill Kakashi.
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>>1934976

>"Sasu, need I remind you that your clan has a masturbating problem?"

Also check up on Ko, squeeze info out of the not so bad Hyuga. Also Moon, have Hiki and Neji ever interact with one another?
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brb taking a shower.

IN THE NUDE
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>>1934976
>Get something to eat with the team

It's been so long since we saw they let's talk.
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>>1935008
Degenerate.
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>>1934976
Invite them back to the compound for a nice dinner.

>Hiki sees Nart use his sexy jutsu
>"I knew he was a girl! And he's cute too. "
>Hiki can now only think of Nart's girl form whenever he sees him.
>Hiki has a crush on Nart.
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>>1935008

Such degeneracy! Is nothing sacred Moonrune? Is there no depths to your deviance?!
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>>1934991

I support this course of action...
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>>1935020
And then he sees Anko and acquires a true man's taste.
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>>1935029
How old is she right now?
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>>1935020

Get your faggotry out of here anon
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>>1934941
I don't really remember that, besides, falcons are meh. I'd prefer something that better represents hiki's character, or at least a better animal in general. A bit obvious but maybe tigers?
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>>1935042
Wiki says 24.
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>>1935044

Are....are you me?
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Okay back, and in clothes again, looks like heading to Big Sis's bakery is a go.

Roll me 1d7 to see who you run into. It's a surprise!
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>>1935044
best summon choice for Hiki is either a pangolin, hippo or rhino. some big armored fucker.
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Rolled 5 (1d7)

>>1935053
No, I don't namefag off discord, but I do like your clearly good taste
>>1935055
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>>1935044
If we're going for things that represent him, bears or boars would be work since they're tough. I'd personally go with bears since boars are a lot more aggressive than Hiki is. At least when faggots aren't ruining his sparring matches.

>>1935055
>inb4 Orochimaru
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>>1935044
Meh whatever the summon is i'm fine with it.
>>1935042
Old enough for /ss/
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Fuck, forgot to mention taking 4th roll.
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>>1935055
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>>1935055
>inb4
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>>1935065
Clearly hiki likes older women, I honestly want this now and I can't wait for the hilarity it'll bring
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>>1935072
It's Naruto isn't? But i hope it's Choji and his team.
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Hahaha, interesting.

1. Third Hokage
2. Sasuke and Sakura
4. Anko
5. Hinata
6. Kakashi
7. Hotaru.

And Number 3 was Danzo.

Writing.
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>>1935089
>4. Anko
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>>1935089

>Danzo

Well this was someone I didn't expect would show up so early
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>>1935098
He loves him some baked bread. For it is the STRONGEST of the breads.
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>>1935089
>4. Anko
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>>1935089
So close...
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>>1935102
That is something i never thought i would see. Danzo at a bakery...
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>>1935089
Fuck I also just realized, if we had met Hotaru we could have used our Autist Whispering powers to steal her away from Sinchu.
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>>1935108
>>1935097
Don't give up brothers we will do it!
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"I'd like to thank you all for the gift." You say, pocketing the large amount of cash. "So how about we head over to my sisters bakery and enjoy some baked goods?"

"Baked goods?" Kori and Bebikau say, mouths watering.

"Your sisters bakery?" Sasu says, looking...excited? You may need to keep an eye on him.

"Sensei?" You say, finally catching Ko's attention. "Would you like to come along to the bakery as well?" You really hope he says yes.

Ko gives you an apologetic look. "Sorry Hiki, but after what you told me...I think I need to check in with Kakashi first." He pats your shoulder, trying to hold that smile. "Next time right?" Then he shunshin's off.

"Right, next time." You say, trying not to feel sad.

The three of you travel by rooftop to your sister Suzu's bakery, known as Iron Buns. You don't know why, but people really seem to find the name funny. Wonder why?

The outside of the shop isn't anything special, just a sign that says the name with a small doodle of baked bread beside it. However on the window next to the health inspectors notice, there is a picture of the Third Hokage, with Suzu having him in a headlock as the two smile with the caption "Favorite Bakery of the Third Hokage!" under it.

You enter the bakery, the bell above ringing off, and see that there's already someone waiting in line at the counter. You don't see Suzu anywhere, so she must be in the back getting more bread or dough ready.

The man waiting turns to look at you three, you notice he's covered in bandages, only one of his eyes is uncovered. "Hmm, a couple of Genin trying to sate their hunger?"

"Yes sir," You say, starting to recognize this man. You remember him from history, his name is Danzo, he's part of the same generation as the Third. "My teammates just returned from a mission so I thought I'd take them to my sisters bakery."

"Ah," He says, opening his eyes a bit. "So you're Suzugami's younger brother then. Hmmm, you're too healthy and fit to be Takahiro, so you must be Hikigaya then."

"Yes sir, and you must be Danzo." You say, standing a bit straighter. You notice Kori and Sasu has already wondered over to the display case, looking over the many types of bread and donuts.

"I've heard great things about you Hikigaya, they say you're prime Anbu material like your cousin." He pauses, mouth twisting into a frown. "Well, not exactly like your cousin."

>How you respond man?
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>>1935134
>I don't think I'm sneaky or subtle enough to be ANBU like Sinchu. I still haven't even learned the basics of dealing with genjutsu.
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>>1935134
Of course not sir. My cousing is more old and experienced then i. I still have lots to go to be a part of ANBU.
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>>1935134

>Could you elaborate?

Could we get our very own sharingarm?
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>>1935144

Support...
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>>1935134
>"If heavy drinking and excessive gambling are needed, then I would make a poor candidate for those lack of traits."
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>>1935144
>>1935148
>>1935150
Hmmm. Looks like that's the way we're going. Interesting.
>>1935149
Sharingan is shit compared to Iron Eyes!
I mean, you can't see with them but they're made of Iron!
>>1935151
Brutal.
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>>1935134
I'm honored to be seen so highly but I still have much to learn until I could consider myself worthy of join an elite force like the Anbu. Still, your praise honors me *bow
I'd see hiki being extremely respectable to an elder of the village leadership
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>>1935156
Yeah! You can just stab out some pansy ass Uchiha's bitch ass eyes, but the eyes of a REAL MAN from the Tetsu Clan are INVINCIBLE.
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>Not going one step further from making your eyes stab proof to STABBING THEIR STUPID EYES WITH YOUR OWN EYES!!!
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>>1935158
Shit, meant to greentext that
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>>1935171
THAT'S FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

We have to kill someone with that.
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"I'm not entirely sure I'd make a good Anbu sir." You say, choosing to ignore his little comment about your cousin....even if it is slightly true. "I'm not all that sneaky or subtle, people have said I'm too straight forward."

"Well, of course you're not suited right now, you're still young, but given time you can improve upon these things." He says, gripping his cane a little tighter as he stares down at you, judging you.

"I'm also terrible at Genjutsu. The times I've tried to improve have been....disastrous." You still wonder who that man in the black cloak was.

"Genjutsu hmmm?" Danzo says. "You know Hikigaya, I have some useful training methods that might be of use to you." The air...it seems to get colder for some reason. "If you want, I can-"

"HEY!" You jolt, the sound of your sisters voice breaking you away from Danzo's stare. Suzu is dressed up in an apron and her usual outfit, a paper bag in her hands. "Sorry for the wait mister Danzo, wanted to make sure you got the fresh ones like usual."

"Thank you Suzugami, I appreciate the effort." He takes the bag, heading to walk out but stops beside you. "Hikigaya, if you need assistance in training, just visit me. I'm sure we can figure something out."

With that he leaves, making the store feel a whole lot...safer? "SO!" Suzu shouts, slamming her palms down on the counter. "What can I get for my cute little brother and his friends?"

"Your number..." Sasu says, looking at Suzu like he's in a daze before shaking his head. "Uh, you're number one item please!"

"Me too!" Kori says.

"Mooo!" Bebikau...moo's.

Your sister grins. "Awright! That's our special Banana Nut bread! One sec." She disappears to the back, then comes back a second later. "Uh, none of you are allergic to nuts, right?"

"No." You all say.

"Okay good. Have to ask after....well I have to ask." Then she's gone again.

>That's all for tonight guys. Tired and sleepy. Same thign really
>What did you think? Tell me your positives and the negatives.
>Also how you gonna' get some Anko puss?
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>>1935179
>>Also how you gonna' get some Anko puss?

Have some Dango skewered onto our Dongo?
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>there is a picture of the Third Hokage, with Suzu having him in a headlock as the two smile with the caption "Favorite Bakery of the Third Hokage!" under it.

ok, this is now one of the best naruto quests around.
Please never leave us!
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>>1935179

>Also how you gonna' get some Anko puss?

That's a good question actually
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>>1935179
>Also how you gonna' get some Anko puss?

Saying she has nice feautures? Complimenting her skill as a ninja? Staring at her dazed?
Figth Orochimaru in the forest, and not getting his seal.
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>>1935179
>Your number...
Time to murder Sasu.

>What did you think? Tell me your positives and the negatives.
Positive: The writing (and pretty much everything else because of the writing) is great.
Negative: We won't have the change to beat the shit out of Naruto for a long while, if ever.

>Also how you gonna' get some Anko puss?
We'll have to start early, delivering her orders of 5-10 dango servings from Suzu's shop.
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>>1935179
Thanks for running moonrunes, it was a fun session
>how are you gonna get some anko puss
Clearly the straightforward way, is hiki approved
>Litterally 2 seconds after meeting her
>what do you need kid?
>Please bear my children
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>>1935179
>>1935189
Bit of course dango is made of rice flour and we have a bakery!!! That's the answer we need to conquer her by making dango's for her.

And also be our honest selfs.
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>>1935208
>this restarts the crit chain
>we charm the pants off every woman we meet
>and get our asses beat by everyone and have to get our harem of ninja women to finish them for us
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>>1935208

I'm backing this approach. I like to imagine that the whole clan has a kind of (charming?) bluntness to them...
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Eh i guess we are going to kill Naruto at the forest...
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>>1935219
Who would win a contest of bluntness? The Tetsu or the Aburame?
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>>1935234
Sinchu's dick.
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>>1935234
Yes.
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>>1935237
Moonrunes what do we roll to make dango? Can we use our tekkotsu+taijutsu to make it?
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So uh...plans for making that noble happy. Hide the box super good where only a person made of iron could get it.

But how do we make him happy? We need to figure out what he likes, I'm all for ideas and I want that fucker with the moony eyes to pay up.
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>>1935461
>Hide the box super good where only a person made of iron could get it.
...Whats the box made of? Because we could Mario 64 this shit and just set it at the bottom of a nearby lake or some body of water within our district
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>>1935461
Maybe we should have questioned who the noble was. But whatever. The first order of business will be keeping Suzu and the other girl from the clan from near him. Because nobles always want pussy and what is hotter then sleepying with a kunoichi? Although i higly suspect Susumu can make a genjutsu to solve that problem.

We will also need to apoint a handler to him. So depending of the nobles personality it may be one of the triplets or Taka. Sinchu will be with the rest of the ANBU being security for the event, Hiki will be with his team doing the exam and Susumu will be doing clan stuff since he would need to stay home to protect the box and Taka can be the noble guide in the town.

Althought if we want the noble to REALLY have fun i say we send the triplets to take care of him.
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>>1935472
>Whats the box made of?

Iron. But most likely if someone who isn't a Tetsu toucj it i can see the box sunddely becoming hot in that person's hands.
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>>1935475
Or it may create sharp spikes that grow from all of the sides of the box and pierces the person or persons surrounding the object.

Or it can be hot iron spikes too but that isn't a pleasant vision. Imagine a poor smuch that grabs the box only to have his hands pierced by iron spikes and then the same iron starts to heat up and cook him.
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>>1935208
Okay yeah let's use this approach.
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Guys i have the perfect solution as to why the hyuuga and the Tetsu each other. All of this shit here:

>>1934686
>>1934667
>>1934664

All of this happend. First was a important mission that went fubbar because a tetsu went full bloodlust. Years later a rogue hyuuga killed Hiki's and Taka's dad and mom went to full iron and died killing the hyuuga.
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>>1935461
>>1935472
>Hide the box super good where only a person made of iron could get it
Find a slightly larger iron box, have someone use their bloodline limit to add iron to it fuse together to make it a single piece, bury it under a patch of dirt, gravel or sand so he can't tell if it's been dug up recently.
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>>1937958
*iron to the box to fuse it into a single piece
I may be retarded.
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>>1937958
>>1935472
>>1935474
You fools, just wrap it as a Christmas present. Then if he finds it he just thinks it's a christmas present for Suzu
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>>1938005
Is chistmas even a thing in Naruto?
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>>1938023
Birthday if not, same difference.
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>>1937184
Let me try to write this out in a form that makes more sense and hopefully sounds better.

Long ago the grudge between Hyuga and Tetsu clan was actually a small thing. That started simply because the Hyuga were able to strike at the Tetsu weakness with ease. Back then this wasn't 'that' big a deal more an irritating fact of life and annoyance. Until the day where there was a major incident between the Clans.

During a ninja war there was very major fuck up on a very important mission. The team assigned to said mission just happened to have both a Tetsu and a Hyuuga on board. The Tetsu Ninja was a master ninja one of the very best of that generation and the Hyuuga was a genius from the main family. The mission was a very important one when things went terribly wrong. The team was trapped and the mission seemed to be a bust. Resulting in the Tetsu unleashing forbidden Clan Arts that would take his life to create an opening and the Hyuuga clan member sacrificing themselves in order to complete the mission.

Due to both the loss of such important ninja to the clans along with the extreme fuck up of a mission the clans blamed the other. Resulting a deep grudge between the clans where previously there was just a small one.

That was the first major incident between the clans.

Second Major Incident was the loss of Susumu's older brother. Who planned to challenge the Iron Box but due to fear of failure. He broke into the elder's residence and studied the forbidden clan techniques. Believing that they would enable him to pass the challenge with ease. When he challenged the Iron Box after learning some of those forbidden clan techniques something went horribly wrong.

The Iron God took advantage of the forbidden techniques learned by the new challenger and he couldn't finish the deal. When the older brother emerged from the box he was utterly consumed by bloodlust and went on a rampage. Unleashing a dizzying variety of forbidden tetsu clan techniques while attempting to flee from the village. First escaping the Clan and then aiming to break out of the village itself attacking anyone who got in his way.

Thanks to the Tetsu inborn weakness of Hyuuga clan they were ordered by the Hokage to take point in stopping Susumu's older brother who was completely consumed by bloodlust and was unleashing all manner of Tetsu Clan Forbidden Techniques.

The Hyuuga Clan severely underestimated the insane bloodthirsty Tetsu Clan member. As the Clan member wasn't insane enough to forget about the Hyuuga. They changed tactics and focused on using Tetsu Clan Forbidden blood based techniques over the much more common iron based ones. This resulted in massive and unexpected losses for the Hyuuga Clan as they were completely unprepared. In addition to escaping the boundaries of the village itself.
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>>1938959
Cool that's pretty neat.
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>>1938959
The pursuit however did not end there. The Hyuuga and other leaf ninjas kept on chasing after the fleeting Tetsu clan member. Once the Tetsu Clan got word that their rogue clan member was using forbidden clan techniques from the darkest and most reviled clan secrets. The Tetsu Clan realized they couldn't afford to allow others to handle this problem. As it was directly revealing some extremely dark and personal clan secrets they absolutely didn't want outsiders to know about. So they took action. While the Hyuuga Clan were providing a great distraction with their very lives up ahead the Tetsu Clan had laid a very special trap. Which they sprang upon their Crazy Clan member killing him before he could become a Missing-Nin and stealing all the credit from the Hyuuga.

This deeply enraged Hyuuga for not only was their Clan members slaughtered with ease with such strange never before seen Tetsu Clan techniques even if they were 'Forbidden' by a single insane Tetsu clan member. The Tetsu clan then stole all the glory and finally proceeded to refuse to divulge anything about what happened using the excuse of 'clan secrets'.

This naturally infuriated the Hyuuga clan to no end. Who had then lost so many clan members for seemingly no reason since Tetsu Clan were CLEARLY capable of handling it themselves. Not to mention then getting none of the glory and finally they were completely stonewalled by the entire Tetsu clan whenever they tried to investigate.

Ever since this incident the Tetsu Clan had earned the Hatred of the Hyuuga Clan. Both from the branch members and main family surprisingly all agreed on this.

This was the Second Major Incident primary reason for the Hyuuga Clan to hate the Tetsu Clan.

The last major incident and most recent involves the demise of Taka and Hiki's parents.

Hiki's dad was a clan member and was investigating a certain Missing-nin of the Tetsu Clan who should of been dead by now. Somehow showed up all these years later and in good health. Thanks to the immense pressure by the Hyuuga Clan and Village trying to investigate Tetsu Clan Secrets ever since the last major incident. The Tetsu Clan was in a very tight spot and dispatched their dad to take care of it. Unknowingly the Hyuuga clan had also dispatched a ninja to look into this very same Missing-Nin. The Hyuuga clan had learned after the last time however and this time they sent out a very powerful branch family member. Unfortunately the Main Family didn't bother to check said person's history.

If they had they would of learned that they had lost many of their brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, and father to the bloodthirsty insane Tetsu clan member from the previous incident.

The two ended up running into each other. With the Hyuuga pretending to be friendly in order to lead their father into a trap. She snapped, murdering their father as an act of revenge before running away from the Hyuuga Clan and village becoming a Missing-Nin.
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>>1939083
When the Tetsu Clan found out they were infuriated that a ninja with such personal grudge just 'happened' to be targeted by a 'rogue' hyuuga branch member. Naturally when they approached the Hyuuga clan about they cut all ties with said branch family member and washed their hands of the issue. When they then went to the village the Hokage told them that they would take care of the Missing-Nin Hyuuga.

However the Tetsu Clan was very suspicious about the 'accident' because, they knew the Dad had been sent on a very hush hush clan mission. When he just 'happened' to run into the rogue hyuuga branch family member? They soon realized it was bullshit which greatly angered the Tetsu Clan as well as making them very worried.

When Taka and Hiki's Mother found out she happened to be a member of ANBU and originally was going to let the village handle it. When unexpectedly the Tetsu Clan approached her with the truth. This changed her mind entirely and she decided to handle it herself. Believing the Village wouldn't take the matter seriously and now knowing there was an extremely dangerous Tetsu clan missing-nin involved from the very beginning. While at the same time looking into the Missing-Nin of the Tetsu Clan who was somehow involved.

Official story was she succeeded in her revenge against the Hyuuga Missing-Nin but died due to the injuries. It was unknown how far she progressed into looking for the Tetsu missing-nin who was also somehow involved. Even if the injuries that killed her were actually from the Hyuuga missing-nin and not the Tetsu one.

The shady truth of the matter that a Tetsu Missing-Nin was involved was gradually forgotten. With the end result being the Tetsu hating the Hyuuga Clan for their bullshit family matters.

Which was the Third Major Incident that sowed hatred of the Tetsu for the Hyuuga Clan.


-and there I think that should sum it up in a much neater package.
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>>1938959
>>1939083
>>1939148
If everyone else is fine with it, I'd like to accept this as the basis for the Tetsu/Hyuga hatred. It's very well done.
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I'm cool with it mate.
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>>1939184
I'm 100% fine with it. Will you be running later today?
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>>1939184
no
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>>1939272
Right now it's like 12 in the morning for me. Maybe I'll run in like...twelve hours? That cool?
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>>1939295
Yes.
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>>1939295
Would us saying no been able to make a difference?
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>>1939295
It's been 14 hours, quest dead.
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Ahhhh I'm back. Sorry, had to do some stuff.

There anyone here who wants to play today?
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>>1940755
I'm here.
Have a rare Ino.
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>>1940755
Here

>>1940771
Truly worst girl
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>>1940774
>not Sakura
Shit taste detected.
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>>1940755

I'm bready
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Aight cool. You guys wanna' keep playin' as Hiki and dealin' with Sasu spillin' spaghetti all over your sister or do you wanna' switch to someone else?
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>>1940791
Dealers choice
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>>1940791
I dunno who I want to play. I'm gonna roll for it.

1. Hiki
2. Susu
3. Sinchu
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>>1940774
>>1940776

Not Karin with her Kage level dodging skills
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>>1940791
Let's stay with Hiki.
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HIKI IT IS!

Time for some team bondage-BONDING. TEAM BONDING.

Writing.
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>>1940810

You do Slaanesh proud Moonrune
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>>1939083
>>1939148
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>You're the due with the attitude that makes other people look so crude because you refuse to be rude.

As soon as Suzu goes into the back of the shop Sasu and Kori surround you, leaning in much closer than you're comfortable with. "So Hiki man," Sasu says, his eyes keep shifting to the doorway to the back. "Your sister, is she seeing anyone?"

"Hiki!" Kori shouts, directly into your ear. Yes you're going to probably end up deaf before you're thirteen, most likely. "Do you think your sister could teach me how to make bread? I've always wanted to know how!"

"Mooo!" Bebikau....moos. "Hiki, could you scwatch behind mah' eaws pwease?"

"None of your business." You tell Sasu, the dejected look on his face...satisfying. "I'm sure she'd be willing to teach you, just be careful Kori, she's not one to take it easy." You then reach forward, Tekkotsu your finger tips into a rougher, almost sandpaper like edge, and gently scratch Bebikau, earning a pleased moo.

"Okay," Sasu says. "But if she were single, you think I'd have a chance."

"No."

"Why?"

"Because."

"Because why?!"

You stop the scratching, turning to look at Sasu slowly. "Be-cause-I-said-so."

"...yeah okay."

"BREAD TIME!" Your sister shouts, smiling as she comes back into the front of the shop, her hands covered in iron as she carries a pan of fresh Banana Nut Bread. "Say uh, you guys wanted to eat here right?" You all nod, causing your sister to let out a sigh of relief. "Oh good, cause I gave Danzo the last to go bag."

The four of you head over to the nearest table, your sister sitting the pan of bread down before heading over and turning the Open sign on the door to Closed. "I need a break anyways." She says, before plopping down right beside you and gripping you in a tight hug that forces the side of your head into her breasts. Sasu looks on in sadness. So does Bebikau, but you're pretty sure she just wants a hug. "So, tell me something," She leans forward, causing Sasu to nearly choke on a piece of bread. "There any girls or guys on the other teams that have a crush on my little brother?"

WHAT?!
>Oh fuck how do you react? Flip the table? But then you'd ruin the bread?! Run out? But the door sign says closed! React normally and not sperg out? Is that possible?
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>>1940860

Just tell her no, no one yet

We're saving ourselves for her
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>>1940860
We are iron, sister. We cant be crushed.

...wait, guys? She's open minded
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>>1940869
>We are iron, sister. We cant be crushed.
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>>1940860
>Not anyone I want to know about, that's for sure
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>>1940869

I noticed it too
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>>1940838
Alright, lets see if I can do a tl;dr for your bitch ass.

Reason one: A Tetsu and Hyuuga was on a mission gone wrong and they both sacrificed themselves to complete it. Both clans blame the other for their member fucking it up.

Reason two: A Tetsu got the bloodlust from botching Mister Metal's test and went apeshit on some Hyuuga. Tetsu clan killed the crazy bastard but wouldn't tell anyone outside the clan why he went batshit. Hyugga we're fucking mad as hell.

Reason three: Hiki and Taka's dad was on a mission to find Doctor Blood-Iron and was paired with a Hyuuga. Said Hyuuga lost close relatives from earlier incident, snapped, killed daddy, and became a missing nin. The Hyuuga we're like 'we disown that bitch, it ain't our problem now' and did fuck all. Momma went after rogue Hyuuga, went Full Iron Bitch on her ass, then died from extreme iron poisoning later.

Tl;dr on the tl;dr: Shit's fucked yo.
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>>1940869
>>1940860
IC response desu, support
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>>1940860
>>1940869
This is the best answer.
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>>1940869
>>1940879
>>1940886
Do ya'll want this to be serious or as Hiki trying to pass it off as a joke.

Either way it's funny.
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>>1940894

Make it a joke
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>>1940894
a joke. We arnt sasu

If this goes on, we would be the dense team
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>>1940894
Dead serious, cause Hiki be Hiki and Hiki is dense. But I am curious about our team's answer.
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>>1940900
>we would be the dense team
Well, you CAN cover your whole body in iron.
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Pic related
>>1940869
Isn't that what happened to us after fighting Nart?

yeah yeah, it shouldn't be a suprise,
its [Current Year]

>>1940884
K thank you
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>>1940909
Oh wait, I forgot about Naruto kicking hiki's ass in his tard rage.

"So far the only one who has crushed me was Naruto. I still have the bruises."
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>>1940894
Dense like Iron
Hikigaya is bloodsexual
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>>1940911

YOU CAN'T STOP ME FUCKER

>>1940909
>>1940923

You really want to be as dense as MUH FRIENDS boy himself? If not denser? Also

>Hikigaya is bloodsexual

You could've picked another word there, but you've picked the one that sounds both impossible and Khornate
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>>1940910
CARLOS!
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>>1940934
man chaos.

I wonder if you would restart the hellsing quest with our fav wolfboy
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>>1940942

Oh you remember that? Well, shit. I'm surprised that you brought that up

I may or may not reboot it once I figure out a good schedule
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>>1940894
Serious. It'd be pretty funny.
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>>1940894
Do it seriously. One day we will find a girl that will melt the dense out of Hiki. Include the Naruto stuff. Since she already knows about that.
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"But Suzu, we are Iron, we can't be crushed." Heh, yes that's good. You're lucky you had Sinchu teach you some jokes like that.

Everyone...just stares at you, with Suzu giving you another hug and patting you on the head like you'd just stubbed your toe or something. "Anyways," She says. "Give mee the deets, who's got the hots for my little baby brother?"

"Oh wait, Naruto beat me the other day so I guess he cru-errrf!" You find yourself now locked in an even tighter hug as your sister silences you.

"Honestly?" Sasu says, licking his fingers. "Nobody really. Hiki kinda just stayed off by himself mostly in the Academy."

"YEAH!" Kori grins. "Some of the girls in class actually thought he was a mute for like, the first half of the year!"

This makes your sister frown. "What? No come on, look at Hiki," She pulls you up, shaking you a bit in front of them. Ahhh, disorientation, you remember this feeling well. "Any guy or girl'd be lucky to have him. There's gotta' be someone."

Sasu and Kori both look at each other for a silent moment, before Kori looks down. "Well, miss Suzu, there IS one person we think might like Hiki that way."

"There is?!" Suzu asks excitedly.

"There is?" You ask, confused. Who could it be? You'd think you'd notice someone-no who are you kidding, you'd probably step over a cliff if you weren't paying enough attention. But then you'd walk right up and kick that cliff's a-

"Ino." Kori says, snapping you out of your thoughts. "She thinks you're like, the cool brooding type like Sasuke."

"Just with more muscles." Sasu adds in. That pleases you.

"Ino Ino Ino." You sister taps her chin, trying to think. "Oh! You mean from the Yamanaka's?" Your teammates nod. "Her dad comes by here a lot for some jelly donuts! Next time he's in I'll set up a play date between Ino and my little Hiki!"

"What?" You ask, as Sasu falls out of his chair laughing.

>Hmmm, how do you take this news anons? I mean, it's Ino. Who may or may not be best girl. Meh. I prefer Hinata.
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>>1940960

Nope, no thanks
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>>1940947
we were the caveman of /qst/'s. Now that you are always active, why not reboot it?

God knows Hellsing's quest are like gems

>>1940960
No need sister. I will talk to her on my own...or we can have team spar. We havent hang out with best boy choji
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>>1940960
Ino? Yeah sure why not.
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>>1940960
'I.. Guess? I heard the Elder likes the Yamanaka clan's company..."
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>>1940960
"No need, I'll just go see her and ask if it's true."

Then just get up and walk straight to her flower shop, munching on banana nut bread.

"Hey Ino, Kori and Sasu say you think I'm like a buff Sasuke and like me. Is this true?"
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>>1940981
>Team spar.

Ahhh good I was worried we'd just be sitting here talking about bread and bitches all day.
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>>1940991
Oh, and bring Ino some bread. Bitches live bread.
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>>1940981

I'll see if I can reboot it. Though with it I should say

You can try for being something different than wolfman. I've gotten ideas
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>>1940991
> talking about bread and bitches all day.

What are we, Morning club or something?

>>1940997
As long as its hellsings
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>>1940981
This is a good idea.

>>1940996
We'll need like 2 wheelbarrows just for Choji though.
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>>1940960
Say no it would take important time from our trainning. And since Naruto manage to kick our asses we still need to get better. Then remember Ino in Choji and the Nara boy team and say she must already be with him. Because Choji is a swell of a guy.

I prefer Anko or Mizukage
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>>1940960
sure, play date!
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>>1940989
It's that Yamanaka clan weed.
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>>1940981
>>1940983
>>1940989
>>1940990
>Curious and willing to go see if this is true.

>>1940978
>>1941006
>Pfft, no way fag.


Okay looks like we're going down this route.

WRITING.

Oh also kindly roll me some 1d5's. Taking third roll.
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>>1941005
It's not like Hiki can't carry it. Besides i see Choji as a donut man.
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Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>1941013
WITNESS ME BLOODBAGS, WITNESS

oh wait. this aint action rolls
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Rolled 2 (1d5)

>>1941013
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Rolled 1 (1d5)

>>1941013
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Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>1941013
m'kay

Come on Anko!
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Rolled 3 (1d5)

>>1941013

HERE WE GO
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"Hmmm, Ino huh?" You silently munch on some bread, thinking it over. "Sister, there's no need to set up a play date, I'll head over to the flower shop and just ask her myself." You stand, starting to head out before stopping. "Actually Suzu, do you have any other bread I could take with me, just in case I run into Choji?"

"Yeah, I accidentally made a batch of garlic donuts this morning, so you can take that." She says, heading into the back. Garlic donuts? That sounds...hmmm. You wanna' try some.

Sasu and Kori stand with you, both of them looking both worried and confused. "Hey man, you really gonna' just straight up ask Ino if she likes you?" Sasu asks.

"I don't see why not, it's the easiest way to find out." Your sister returns with a giant pot filled with garlic smelling donuts. The three of you exit and head over to the flower shop, talking along the way. "I'm not really sure I like her like that to be honest, but it's best to figure out how she feels first. I need to start considering options for future wives so that the Clan can continue to thrive."

"Yeah, cause that's what twelve-year-olds do right?" Sasu says, more than likely as a joke.

"My Clan only has 16 people in it Sasu, I have to consider these things." The three of you finally make it to the Flower Shop, Kori opening the door for you as you walk in with the pot of donuts. Ino's at the counter, flipping through a magazine, and the only other person in here seems to be a purple haired woman, looking over the cacti. Ino sees hears the bell and smiles when she sees the three of you enter, though she tilts her head at the sight of you with the pot.

"Hey guys, wasn't expecting to see you all here considering you just got back from a mission and the hospital. What's going on?"

You walk up, placing the pot of garlic donuts on the counter. "Ino," You say, placing your hands on the counter and leaning forward. "I have a question."

"Uh, okay?" She says, leaning back a little blushing just the tiniest bit.

You jab a thumb back at Kori and Sasu. "They told me that you think I'm like a buff Sasuke and that you have a crush on me, is this true?"

That small blush from before turns Ino's whole face red as she screams. "WHAT?! NO! NO NO NO!" She shakes her head, hair whipping about. The purple haired woman walks over to stand beside Sasu and Kori, a huge smile on her face as she watches the show. "NO! A THOUSAND TIMES NO!"

"So that's a no then. Alright." You stand up, opening the lid of the pot and letting the aroma of garlic waft into the room. "Well, either way I've brought you some donuts. Thanks for telling me Ino. If you see Choji tell him I said hi." You turn around, finally getting a good look at the purple haired woman, her cocky grin, her assured stance, the fact that she's not technically wearing a shirt but some sort of mesh top that lets you see her cleavage-

Wait. What's happening?

>What's happening?
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>>1941078
>what's happening?
what's happening?
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>>1941078

Whew, dodged that shit bullet

>What's happening?

Joy
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>>1941095
>joy
boss?
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>>1941078
>>1941091
>>what's happening?
>what's happening?
what's happening?
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>>1941100

Yes? What is it soldier?
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>>1941078
Heart beating acellarated.

acellarated breathing.

I think we are heaving a iron poisoning effect?
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Confused Joy seems to be the winner here. You little spergs. Writting.
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>>1941117
Can't wait to hear Sasu's reaction. Or even better Kori's reaction as they see Hiki flustered.
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>>1941117
this is the first time hiki went against a straightforward woman.
Man, in this case we would be friends to that sew's up akatsuki
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>>1941117
>some random guy who's kinda dreamy comes in
>just strait up asks you if you like him
>deny out of embarrassment
>he hasn't blinked at all the entire time
>he turns around, sees some old woman
>drops enough spaghetti to alter the Earth's orbit
Being Ino is suffering.
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>>1941122
Ino's reaction would be interesting to see.

Her loss.
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>>1941137
Hey she ends up with Sai at least she gets that.
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"What's the matter kid, snake got yer' tongue?" Anko asks, grinning down at you as she eats some dango.

"I...uh....uh....." You stutter, something you've never done before, as you stare up at this purple haired woman in front of you, the wafting aroma of garlic mixing in with her undeniable dangerous body language. "I am Hikigay." You finally spit out, not sure if you should bow or kiss this woman's hand, you simply stand there like an idiot.

You can see Sasu looking back and forth between you and Anko, before his face finally scrunches up in abject horror. Kori and Bebikau just tilttheir heads in confusion.

Anko grins, eating the last of the dango before wiping her hand off on her coat before reaching out and shaking yours. "Yeah, yer' Suzu's little brother, she goes on and on about you all the time. Guess you're as cute as she said you were huh?" She says, grinning at you.

"Y-you too." You stutter, palms starting to feel sweaty, your body shaking. Are you being taken over by Tesshin? Is that what's happening?

"Hmm?" Anko raises an eyebrow. "What's that?"

"Nothing! Sasu, Kori, let's go train!" You start heading out of the shop, practically dragging your teammates behind you. "Have a good day Ino, sorry I'm not your type!" You shout.

"So, these cacti, they don't require a lot of attention or water right?" You can hear Anko ask Ino as you leave, heart pounding.

>HA! Okay let's stop right there for now.
>We're doing a time skip, like 1 month, so that puts us like a little under 2 months before the Chunin exams. Guess what, you'll be getting a big mission as Hiki when we pick back up, this'll technically be your Zabuza mission, though it won't have to do with Zabuza.
>Now, what are Hiki, Taka, Susumu, and Sinchu doing during this whole month?
>It can be training, trying to get bug puss, coming up with a way to grow the perfect ninja weed, whatever you want.
>Just know you'll be rolling for that shit.
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>>1941161
Hiki and taka trained together with both teaching each other their weaknesses.
Sinchu still going for bug puss (and drill beetle bro)
Susumu began preparing for the noble (and tried to gain info on him)
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>>1941168
This sounds good to me.
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>>1941168
This but maybe also working on making the best weed possible as preparation? If he's stoned he'll be happy and he can't try to steal secrets as well.
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>>1941161
>I am Hikigay

Hiki works on learning how to not suck shit at dealing with genjutsu.

Taka works with Guy to improve his Stamina/Strength.

Sinchu tries to get the bug puss obviously. He probably gets roped into taking missions by Susumu though.

Susumu organizes the weaker clan members into a system that gets the clan a steady income. That way we can spend the money on impressing the noble.
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>>1941183
Forgot my pic.
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>>1941161
>Now, what are Hiki, Taka, Susumu, and Sinchu doing during this whole month?

Hiki- Trainning and asking Susumu what the hell happend to us at the flower shop

Taka- Acquiring gains!!!

Susumu- Dealying with the fact that Hiki is finally noticing girls. HIKI of allt he people. Then preparing things for that noble like warning the clan figuring out what he likes and how he's etc..

Sinchu- Having a face full ince he discovers who Hiki fell for. Then trying to hook up with his bug puss.
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Rolled 46, 56, 32, 35, 46, 98, 56, 13, 85 = 467 (9d100)

>Hiki and Taka training with one another. Hiki going for Genjutsu while Taka tries to up his physical gains.
>Susumu prepping for that Noble and possible growing some dank Tetsu weed. Also having to deal with the fact that Hikigaya is now finding girls attractive.
>Sinchu is on the hunt for Horn Driller and a map to Hotaru's pants.

If this is all good, roll me 4d100's.
1st is for Hiki, DC 65 for a .5 gain in Genjutsu, DC 95 for a 1 gain.
2nd is for Taka, DC 75 for a .5 gain in Speed, Strength, and Stamina, and DC 99 for a 1 gain in Speed, Strength, and Stamina.
3rd is for Susumu, DC 60 for prep, DC 85 for dank weed growing.
4th is for Sinchu, DC 60 for finding Horn Driller, DC 89 for at least getting Hotaru to consider going out with you.

And my rolls are for Ko, Kori, and Sasu respectively. They're DC's are 90, 40, and 70.
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Rolled 24, 30, 39, 80 = 173 (4d100)

>>1941209
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Rolled 23, 52, 79, 43 = 197 (4d100)

>>1941209
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>>1941209
And on this month the clan failed all things
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Rolled 48, 10, 66, 2 = 126 (4d100)

>>1941209
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Rolled 4, 11, 36, 6 = 57 (4d100)

>>1941209
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>>1941226
>>1941224
>>1941220
>>1941219
Wow, shit month for the Tetsu's.
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>>1941226

Jesus Christ my roll sucked
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>>1941232
W-we still have one roll.
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>>1941235
Yeah, you still have one roll. Believe.
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Rolled 43