This here is a thread for all Star vs the Forces of Evil FaggotsSESSION START!>Darkness>Blackness>Smugness>That's you>Well...>YOU are Anonymous>The passed out kid at the Halal and Kebab dine in' on 54th street>In Echo Creek California>You used to go to Echo Creek High>You had no friends>Not until recently>You are just 14>Your parents are shit.>So you got a new one>Luna>Who's helped you become so much more than what you were>A meme spouting fuck>Which you didn't -stop- being>You're just now also a level 11 ???https://pastebin.com/XuZZcMhV>You've got cool friends>Alabaster the model Unicorn>Jackie Lynn Thomas>Janna>Justin...>Oskarr?>No.>No those are just kids>You're no kid>Not anymore>You've seen too much>Done too much>Killed so much>S: "Hey, Kid.">A: "WHAH! WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ON THE BED!?"https://youtu.be/7zAemcLRWaU>The ambient music of SHalala Mak Bar's store is in your ear>Which is rining>You were face down on a table>S: "Kid sleeps like a corpse.">N: "Give him a rest, Steve.">T: "A rest?">Nachos are slid in front of you>They have goat kebabs resting just inside the cheese over the colorful corn chips>T: "Give the kid a damn plate.">AL: "Anonymous.">You turn to look at Alabaster>He's a full sized horse sitting ass-down on a human chair>With his arm up on the table>AL: "We won.">Luna pulls your nose toward her seemingly from nowhere>As your eyes meet hers that little spark>That old rolling flame of joy and acceptance fills your synapses>L: "You were spectacular.">A: "Thanks. Mom.">You've been smooched on the forehead>A teeny set of lipstick marks are just between the bushy set of brows that dominate your head>A: "Luna!">You complain>The gang chuckles>N: "She's right, kid.">Nick slurps loudly on his Cherry and Durian soda>N: "Those were some crazy moves.">S: "You used the bones of your grandfather.">N: "And?">S: "To kill one Prophet?">N: "He took Angel from me.">There's a bit of a pregnant pause>N: "It was -worth it- Steve.">T: "So uh...any of us gettin' paid fuh dis or-">You flip out your phone>NO MESSAGES<>Huh>You could -send- some if you wanted>Also it's like 4am>You are Anonymous>School is in 2 hours>You've got some shit to do but...you've made it out on top once again>You are so fucking hungry>Tired>You smell like tar and Disney royalitesWhat do?
>>1872221Get Ready for SchoolTime to have a Slice of Life Day
>>1872221Chow down on them damn nacho's, boi.
>>1872221Ypu know what, Let's get autistic as hell, We go to school now, Break in and sleep in the classroom BECAUSE FUCK YOU MS SKULLNICK, FUCK YOU AND YOUR UGLY ASS LOOKING MOTHERFUCKER
>>1872221Eat and eat and eat. Also ask Nic and Steve who else is in the paranormal department that are celebreties
>>1872221Eat ALL the falafels you can get in your mouth
>>1872221>>1872246But first we should shower and eat.
>>1872221Ask them what's next for them.If Al will have any more troubles.We DIDN'T actually encounter anyone with silver swords inside the cult. Never even learned why they wanted to kill Alabaster.Will Nick and Steve keep on their way?Who knows.Lets eat something and get ready to chop chop at school. Don't even try and walk there tho, Portal straight to your classroom once you go there.>>1872239Don't be mean to the Skullnik. She worried bout her students and doesn't afraid of anything. Plus we have Wondervon make our homework for something.
>>1872221Lets have lunch, and start to prep for checking on Wondervan and Susan's teeth.
>>1872221>>1872252OH I ALMOST FORGOTPICK UP OUR HOMEWORK FROM WONDERVAN
>>1872275Already did.Said the equations were basically a joke.
>>1872278Probably still a good idea to check up on him. See if he's betrayed us yet.
>>1872221What fucking school starts at 6 AM?>Get sum eats>Ask what happens now
>>1872287We did sort of 'promise' we'd help him get his tools and scrap metal back from his workshop after we dealt with the cultists.
>>1872221Eat.Give the guys our number and headbook if they need to contact us later.Send a message to jackie to see if she and Janna want to go to mewni to get some zombie teeth. She's wakes up early to go skateboarding. Get Ready for School with a shower and going over our homework to make it look like our handwriting and to make sure the Moleman isn't screwing us.
>>1872221Adding raising Trashman so his brain doesn't deteriorate too much.
Reminder that we /really need/ to get back to the swamp to find Susan's teeth.
>>1872287>>1872292>>1872275>>1872260>>1872256>>1872239>>1872229>A: "I've got -so- much shit to do today.">S: "You and me both.">A: "I made some mole guy do my homework...">S: "I gotta see my agent. Money's running low. Tabloids are getting suspicious.">N: "We can go another three weeks.">S: "YOU can go three weeks.">Steve points to himself with his fork>S: "I need a vacation.">Nick almost looks like he's gonna raise his voice>When a nearby overweight middle eastern woman grunts>Catching his attention as he makes direct eye contact for a solid ten seconds before she goes back to minding her business>Then he leans in to whisper>Loudly>N: "Look. Something -big- is going on in this town, ok?">A: "I have school today.">T: "I gotta report to my parole officer.">AL: "...I think I'll swim today.">A: "Wow, fuck you.">AL: "I am independantly wealthy and also a magical steed.">Alabaster swishes his mane>AL: "Stay mad.">A: "Hungry...">N: "People are in danger.">S: "Nick. After all we've been through I think you can trust me when I say...">You smell the nachos>S: "Everybody's in danger.">A: "HUNGRY!"https://youtu.be/dX5QNZtQXX4?list=RDQMw_JNNLDdbAM>You shove an entire Falafel burrito in your mouth>Oh god>The crisp>The airy tortilla>It's definitely not flour based>You suck down bacon wrapped dates>T: "This kid's an animal.">You snatch one of Steve Buscemi's curly fries with Kebab sauce>Then a Kebab>How long has it been since you've eaten?>Since you put sustenance like this in you?>FUck>Your stomach aches>Yet still>You hunger>Muscles slams his fist into the table>A: "More?">Muscles pounds the same spot until a crack forms>What is with him?>He grabs a meatball and duck sub halfway from Tony's mouth>Then tries to cram it into yours>A: "PFFPPF!"What do?
>>1872355>Re-assert controlNo! Bad monster arm!
>>1872355WILL Muscles to calm himself so you can figure out what's wrong with him.
>>1872355Keep GoingToday we are going to chill and indulge ourselvesEat EverythingSlap some assChill with our pals at schoolToday is /OUR/day
>>1872355Our buddy is StarvingWe are starvingI say we FEAST
>>1872355eh whateverkeep eatting, we have been eating nothing but Funyuns for the pass who-knows-how-long, Anon need this
we gotta give Muscles a vacation day,a day he can be let loose. Always being restrained is gotta be driving him crazy
>>1872221>reassert dominance over arm>ask Luna what the fuck is up with Muscles?
Rolled 8 (1d10)>Stop him2 votes>MORE 3 voteshttps://youtu.be/Uwv49YIVaus>Sour cream and Sabra Hummus Pretzels>Extra caffeinated plum shake>Your soda>A free cup of water>Roast chicken tendies>A: "Whaf the fugh!?">N: "Are you ok?">Muscles takes Nick's sandwich>Who gets a Tuna sandwich at a middle eastern joint?>Honestly?>While you try to answer Muscles slaps all the empty cups off of the desk>A: "I- I don't know.">You swallow as fast as you can>Try to breathe>Muscles is lining Nick's sandwich with onion rings>Horse Raddish sauce>Beef tips>Some Nachos>He grabs somebody's child>Almost puts it between the third piece of bread and the siracha rolled fried lamb patty>He weighs it>Then tosses it into the back>You hear a splash>Some arabic cursing and sizzles>T: "Heh. Health inspector's gonna wanna see dat.">Nick pulls up his shotgun>N: "Arm's gone mad.">SHa-CHUNk!>SWAp!>Muscles smacks the piddly thing away>N: "H-hey! No fair. That's my gun!">S: "Haha.">Muscles flips off>Everyone>The whole store>He grabs a card stand nearby>Shakes it>Slams it>You suddenly realize>You can't really hear his voice>Not unless you strain>How long has he been trying to talk?>To reach you?>You just kept >Telling>Him>No>He turns his middle finger back to you>Then turns into his "Mouth" mode>Looks you in the face>Imparts something as loud as he can>FEED>ME>Then returns to his creation>He drizzles it in spicy fish sauce>Then SLAMS the bread together>Your hand is shaking>Your body trembling>Can you even take this?>Will it even fit?>A: "Muscles. Bud. I wanna do this but maybe we should have prepped fi-WHFRF!?">He put it in>He put the whole thing in>Dry>It's spicyROLL CON!
Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1872447
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1872447Get it
Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1872447
Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1872447GET IN MAH BELLEH!!!!
Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1872447
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1872447
Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1872447
Rolled 1 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1872447
Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1872447>FEED ME
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1872447
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>1872447>>1872567wew that was close
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1872447HUNGERY
Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1872447E A T
Rolled 19 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1872447
>>1872468>>1872468THE WINNER!>25>>1872536-2>23 totalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcJjMnHoIBI>Does this arm>Think>This is a fucking GAME!?>You CHOMP down on the bread>Feel all 11 layers of meat and bread plant and sauce get smashed in your teeth>You>Swallow>A: "The FUCK is your deal!?">You grab the back of this horror>Munch>Crunch>You and Muscles both guide the monstrosity inward>Deeper>Longer>Until it's entirety disappears into the tube down your neck>T: "That's kinna hot.">Steve and Nick give Tony withering looks>T: "It is!">Mayo and cranberry dressing is dribbling down your chin>You wipe>Staring at your hand>He hasn't even paused>A chocolate mint>You eat it>An entire fish on a stick>Grilled>Filled with butter and goat cheese>You suck the skin off>Crunch the bones>AL: "Hm...">You snatch the last of the curly fries>Pour them into your mouth>Add a splash of the Mt. Kilamanjar-dew soda>Then swallow the whole mix>A: "You can't out-feed me, Muscles!">Muscles informs you his appetite is endless>You inform him that your patience isn't>A: "I've had to hold off on crankin' it for 9 months for your spikey ass big elbow little wrist-">You receive a mouthful of curds>You want to push him off>It's so thick>Sour>Creamy>You grit>Then swallow it down>A: "Fwah!">AL: "Tony is right.">You belch>Titanically>The windows shake>Luna sips her tiny china cup that she summons from some void>You're shaking again>You've never felt so...full>A: "Ugh...">S: "Kid.">You look up>Steve's handed you his cardcont
>>1872605>>1872605>A: "uh...Buh-">S: "You ever need anything just give us a call, alright?">Tony's phone goes off>T: "Shit. The Boss.">He's up and moving>Guess you'll have to catch him at the pawn shop>Nick is cleaning his side of the table>A: "I can-...can pay for the-">S: "Nah.">Steve says something in very clear sounding Arabic to the cashier>Who nods>S: "We were never here anyways.">He steps away>Leaving you with Muscles>Who is desperately trying to sign "Fuck You" but cannot as he is uneducated in American Sign language>Nick stops at the door>N: "Hey.">A: "Yeah?">N: "Thanks.">A: "...I'm gonna throw up or shit myself to death.">Nick laughs>Salutes you>Then >He's gone>AL: "...So.">You turn and realize you're just sitting there with a grown, beautiful looking man horse>With white sauce dripping onto your chest>A full set of innards>A: "I've lived this in a fanfiction once.">AL: "...Do you need my help, Anonymous?">Well>Do you?What do anyways?>It is now 4:30 am
>>1872613"make me a pretty boi"
>>1872613>Talk with Al and Luna about what went down. What did we do, who was Steve Harvey.>Take some time to make sure we are okay and to make right with Muscles. We have been neglecting him and we need to be on the same page as bros.
>>1872613We need help finding Zombie teeth in a swamp.
>>1872613>>1872621>>1872631both of these
>>1872613>AL: "...Do you need my help, Anonymous?"God Yes, We need all the help we can get finding those fucking teeth.Other than that we need a fucking shower so we can get ready for Class
>>1872613>Help us resurrect Zombina.>Use your special horse eyes and brain to help us find her teeth on Mewni
>>1872613>>1872621best idea>>1872631Talk n stuff>>1872648>>1872657>>1872660Teeth are important!supporting all these
>>1872613Gotta get our precious girl back.Also that whole thing with Wondervon.Also, get on school on time.Meanwhile we can ask Alabaster bout these guys.We didn't actually encounter anyone with silver weapons while inside.
>>1872691fuck your getting to school on time, we have more imporant things like making sure Zombina is back asap
>>1872701Which is why I suggested it first.
>>1872701We have been running non stop on fumes and shitty healing snacks, as much as it might pain you we need some time to relax.Just a day.Just an afternoon.Susan can wait a few hours bro, beside if we wait till later we can get more help (Janna and Jackie)Think with your head old boy. All work and no play makes Anon a dull, tired, and unstable boy.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>18726213 votes>>18726314 votes>>1872648>>1872657>>18726603 votes>WHAM!>Your head hits the table>Your ear is now full of sheep gravy and a fried pepper>A: "Just what...the fuck.">AL: "Are you doing with yourself?">A: "WAS THAT SHIIIIIIIIIII DHEFB!">Muscles has tried to feed you a loaf of honey bread stuffed with sumac chicken nuggets>You spit it the fuck out>A: "YOU! What is your problem!?">Muscles shakes a little>Slams down his fist>A: "NO! Talk. to. me.">He grows so many spines it's hard to see him>The guy behind the register is slowly lowering himself>A: "Why?">You reach into the spikes>Your index finger gets sliced>You wince>Then push through it>Muscles pauses when he realizes you're holding his ridged and spine ridden fingertips>A: "Because I care, you dick.">He doesn't get it>A: "You're my arm...and we're bros.">You clench his spines>You don't fear little pains like this anymore>A: "Bros...stick together.">Muscles becomes less spiky>A: "I lost Susan before I got a chance to tell her I was her friend.">You swallow>Hard>Pretty sure you got the rest of the mayo now>A: "I'm not...gonna let the same thing happen with you.">Muscles shakeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaZpZQG2z10>Then wraps his pink mess of a body around you>You can't breafe>A: "F-fuck!">Once he lets you go you resolve yourself>You reach for the napkins>Having to push yourself much less than you're used to in order to get across the whole table>A: "Ok guys. What was that cult all about?">AL: "I believe their leader was a Hell Prophet.">L: "A fool who traded his own destiny for borrowed power.">A: "Is that what warlocks are?">L: "More or less.">A: "Do all warlocks end up like that?">AL: "If they aren't betrayed and eaten by their own demons.">A: "Why is -any- body a warlock?">L: "Lack of options, pride and dignity.">AL: "It is the fastest route for magical potency...especially for humans.">You rub your chin clean again>A: "...Can you help me find my Zombie girl's real teeth?">AL: "...Say please.">A: "P-">WHAck!>Muscles has ass-blasted Alabaster>More like>Ala>ASS>Mister>AL: "...Never touch me again.">Your brain vibrates as you pull Muscles back>He's curious>Curious about HORSE BUTT>A: "Containment. I swear. There will be containment!"ROLL WISDOM FOR THE SEARCH FOR THE TEEF!
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1872726WelpRoll em UP
Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1872726
Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1872726
Rolled 11 + 16 (1d20 + 16)>>1872726herp derp
Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1872726
Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1872726
Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1872726WISDOM
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1872726
Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1872726Will I fuck up? Who knows.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1872726
Reminder on how to roll to those who don't remember:https://docs.google.com/document/d/1tCRdRobirqFcRLt9geOSrWjM8gJGCWFuBcUsNAklpoI/edit?usp=sharingAlso, reminder of ANon's current Stats and spells.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1R66kWytq_Ar3zyEA8R05DYJT0NNJiYT5uKAD4OdFOY0/edit?usp=sharingPlus:Inventory, Journal, and list of Allies and minions:https://pastebin.com/XuZZcMhV
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1872726He...here I go!
NOPE NOPE NOPE FUCK THAT DISCORD SHIT, FUCK SHITNEY AND FUCK YOU ALTSTAR!!!
>>1872882dude, calm down
>>1872744>>1872744The winner...>27Dang, AnonUr Special eyes>Psyche>The Roll was WISDOM not WILL>You beautiful buttercup>17 total>At first it seems like you'll never figure this out>Every fucking thing in this swamp looks the same>Purpleish>Brown>Wet>Rainbow leaves>Scales>Feathers>All sort of blended into a hot, sweaty underside of a magical ballsack>Alabaster complains several times about agreeing to help people who do such menial things>You remind him that even he agreed Susan was pure>AL: "...I suppose you are correct.">Therefore, she deserve the Succ of loyalty>When you finally find her teefuses>Alabaster was neck-deep in the swampy muck>A: "GOT IT!">You screamed>Al blasted himself with magical energies>Coming out of the brilliant lights he emitted perfectly clean>AL: "How can you be sure?">You point to the cave you just emerged from>A: "haha! I made Susan a FAT ASS in that cave! Pryed her teeth out one by one and helped her turn into a killing machine.">AL: "...and this is ah...fond memory? For you?">A: "Fondest one I got. Next to the last time I fucking YANKED my MEAT.">You pant>Alabaster raises a brow>A: "Sorry...man I-...">You swallow>A: "I have not been myself since I stopped sleeping and only rested during blackouts.">He waves his horn over the little calcium bits>They whiten, freshen and fill their cavities>A: "Can...can you do that to me?">AL: "What?">A: "Make me nice looking. Alive.">You glance down to the teeth>A: "Pure.">AL: "Do you -want- to be pure?">L: "He is pure.">Luna walks out of your Housevator>L: "Purely himself.">You shake your head>A: "Fuck. Haha, guess I -am- getting loopy.">You are coated head to foot in mud>You have the teeth>With such a high roll it only took another half hour>You can either shower and get ready>Check up on Wondervonor>Ditch school cause School is for fucking losers who don't have cool adventures to go on->NO!>No.>You said you wouldn't be like dad>You roll your back up>You have a choiceWhat do?
>>1872915Check up on Wondervon. See if he's betrayed us yet.
>>1872915>>You can either shower and get ready>>Check up on Wondervonlets check up on him, then get ready
>>1872915We should really check on Wondervon, alsoUSE THE TEETH ASAP
>>1872915Check up on Wondervon.Then get ready.Then go to school.
>>1872915>store teeth for later>take a 50 minute power nap>go to schoolWe've earned a good night's rest, but this will have to do.
>>1872915>Res Susan>Hug her>Shower
>>1872915>Check up on Wondervon>Ditch school cause School is for fucking losers who don't have cool adventures to go on
>>1872915>You have the teeth>With such a high roll it only took another half hourWe don't have the metal for Wonder and we won't have it any time soon because WE ARE GOING TO CLASS TODAYSo lets get the Susan thing outta the way, so we can have the peace of mind to CHILL OUT
>>1872915FINALY Let's get out Zombie and get homeWe still need to Nap and Shower.
>>1872915Check up on Wondervon and get a list of thing he will need.Res Trashman, take him to a dump use his powers to get a body for Susan as well as the supplies for Wondervon.Res Susan and then shower.
>>1872915Check Wondervon, try out OWN and Raise Dead on a skeleton that's relatively small and NOT Susan.Flesh craft a new body for Susan and either use the new spell or Raise Dead depending on the new spells affect. Get our girl back and hug the everloving undead life outta her without the hugging the life outta her part.
>>1872915>Get ready for schoolWe can check up on Wondervon after school if need be.
I AM RETURN!Time to count up these humble votes and set us up for some serious SoL.May your adventures be chillest, Anon. May your journeys know no peaceful end.
The votes>Check on Wonderbutt6 votes>Do everything you can as fast as you can fuck school>Fuck School>Fuck>School...3 votes>Shleep2 votes>Susan.>Now.3 votes>Luna's on your shoulder>You know because you can feel her eyes resting where yours are>She whispers into your hear>Into your headThe Unicorn's magic has bought you some time. Keep these safe. We'll bring her back with them. I'll need you to be patient for a while, Anonymous. Once you have your wand, you'll be able to do more than just recycle bodies over and over. Grinding them or watching on as constant battle turns them to dust. For now, protect her little spirit. Hold her last lifeline close. There's much work to be done. To ensure you have a better world for her to come back to.>You sniff>Nod>Then fold the teeth in your palms>You can feel the fragile thread>Leading to Susan's soul>She's scared of the dark>Scared of the nothingness of death>You clench tight on the teeth>Then, you slip them into your HOUSEVATOR>On top of a special pillow>From the couch>Also whoah>WHOAH!>Your house is nice>A: "Luna...this is nuts!">Crisp, well vacuumed carpets>Everything organized>Your corpses, hung on regal hooks like fine coats>They aren't even dripping>The egg has been moved>Up next to the loft bed>Which has your mattress and a set silky green sheets with a blue comforter>A christian color>You can't wait to stain it>Muscles inquires what "Beating your dick so goddamn hard your leg goes numb" means>You silence the thought and march back out into the swamp>SHRRRIIIIP>Then to go to see your new employee>SHRRRIIIIIPP>A: "SUP, FUCKER!?">You pop out of your portal into the little safehouse>Which has now been remodeled>DW: "HA!?">Wondervon turns toward your approximate location>DW: "Olson!? Olson is that you?!">A: "Naw.">DW: "Oh. It's you again...">A: "Myep. You betray me yet?">DW: "I have neither the resources nor opportunity.">A: "Sick!">DW: "Am I your henchman or your prisoner?">A: "Sort of both!">You grin>Wondervon pulls his stubble with a groan>He pulls down his glasses, enhancing his vision and magnifying his lipid eyes>DW: "Do you have for me any matierials?">A: "Uh...no not y-">DW: "So why are you here? Are you going to kill me?">A: "Your outfit really hides your ass well."cont
>>1873358>DW: "Modesty is my next best trait compared to my massive intellect.">The sound of metal hitting the floor draws both of your gazes>O: "DAHdee! Hhaha! I gottit!">The lights which line the little hovel you're in shake as the 10 foot robotic toddler Wondervon parents bounds into the room>In his arms>A boulder>Big as a piano>Jesus>This thing is strong>DW: "See what I have to resort to without proper matierials?">Wondervon pulls a vicious looking drill from his pants>Rips into the rock>Pulls out an 11 inch deep sample>Then another>Then another>Until the rock has a hole all the way through it>DW: "Gathering ore this way...having to analyze every scrap to learn it's properties. It shall slow progress immensely.">A: "Hm...would a car do it?">DW: "A what?">A: "Could I bring you car parts?">DW: "Any machine will do! I love taking things apart and it would ensure I have excellent matierials.">L: "Not too much.">A: "Hm?">L: "Give him any more than what he needs and he'll see it as weakness.">Luna's eyes flash>L: "He's a thief. A pilferer.">DW: "I'm a scientist!">Luna blinks>L: "You're a man who does not yet know his place...don't worry.">SHHRRRIIIP>You open a new portal>Back to school>L: "We'll teach it to you."Cont
>>1873365>>1873365https://youtu.be/A3Qvb7q9Nm0>Echo Creek High>Prestigious record of Football Excellence>Student Conduct>...attendance?>It's dull as dirt>Yet still>When the light hits it just right>When the wind blows through the weirdly tropical trees>When you smell just a touch of autumn in the air>Despite being in a desert>It looks like home>You step from your portal>Armor caked in blood and mud>Body a mess>The sun is barely rising>Kids are filtering in>You have your homework in your hand>Which you didn't do>You have your life ahead of you>That silly>Human life>That you've nearly left behind>A: "Why did I come back here?">Luna doesn't answer for once>She just surveys>You feel a hand on your shoulder>Then you turn>It's Janna>...and she's fuckin' shimmying>She hasn't done anything but get your attention to watch her dance>She's wearing make>She's only wearing one boot>Her hair is a mess under her hat>She smells like fresh grass and weed smoke>Which you know all too well from when Mom had her pot license for about a year ago>She's offering you an earbud>S: "Anon!?">Sabrina?>O->Oh holy dogmess>She's actually waving to you>Brittney eyes her>Then you>Br: "What the heck hit you, McMoot?">A: "My decision making.">S: "Anon, I have to ask you something when you get a secoAh!">Brittney is dragging Sabrina by the wrist>Br: "I have a big day planned, Sab. No time for social links.">Justin waves to you as he runs past>Ju: "Dude! Sick muddin' look. If we rush we can get a shower before class!">If you rush you might be able to talk to Sabrina too>You could get to class on time>Or change clothes/clean up with Justin>Since he has the keys to the locker room showers>Janna is still just fucking pumpin out dance moves while wordlessly scootin' her boot>Humans>Always into something>Always lively>Could you have been like this?What do?
>>1873410Go see what's up with Janna and why she's smoking grass.
>>1873365"One sec bro, Sabby was saying something before she was so rudely interrupted by Bitchney here"
>>1873410>Hit up Janna>What put a shimmy bug in her shorts?
>>1873410>Janna is still just fucking pumpin out dance moves while wordlessly scootin' her boot>Send a text to Jackie "Guess who's finally going back to school."
>>1873410Talk to Justin first we need to shower, then hit up SabrinaWe can skip class and chill with Janna after
>>1873410>Hang with Janna for a bit, see what has her groovin. >Send Jackie a text that you decided to show up.
>>1873410>change/clean up with Justin>see how he's doing. if shits fine... rush so we can meet up with Sab. If not, find out what's up with him.
>>1873410>Sabrina wants to talk>Sabrina showing >Agency GOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOWE CLEAN RUSH WITH JUSTTHEN HEAD FOR THE SAB
>>1873410"Ay yo one sec bruh.">"Ey Janna wassup"
>>1873410>>1873420>420>>1873423>>1873426>>1873439>>1873463Supporting these.Not supporting the others.
>>1873410Check out what Janna's doing ebfore going with Justin.We can talk with Sabrina during recess.
>>1873426Sypport with listening to Janna, and then going to shower.
>>1873477>Recess>BreakThis is High SchoolYou don't get those.We have Lunch by why not talk to Janna thenOR better yet skip class to talk to her.Remember we are not here to actually learn, we are here to be human child for the first time in weeks.It's about Social Links.
>>1873514>This is High School>You don't get those.Y-Yes you do?Where the fuck did you went to high school?Fucking American education system.
>>1873522Murica aint get no recess bucko. 30 minute lunch and BACK TO CLASS BUCKO!!!
>>1873538The Finnish don't even get fucking homework and are among the best qualified students on the planet.The US system is SHIT, with capital S.
I went through the U.S school system and we got a combined lunch and recess of about 45 minutes
>>1873608this sounds about right. I seem to remember 10 to 15 minutes between 2nd and 3rd period, 30 minutes for lunch between 4th and 5th.
>>1873614for us it was about 5 minutes between all classes except for said lunch/recess break. Got there about 7:45 left about 3
I got 30 minutes for lunch, but got to leave the school to eat elsewhere. 5 minutes between all classes.
>>1873632ahahahaha leaving the school? That was a big fuck no for us. mainly because I lived in a small town and it would take you like 15 minutes just to drive to the nearest food place.
>>1873639I also lived in a small town, but everything was right next to the school. So it wasn't that big of a deal to let us leave.We also didn't have a football team.
Lunh was just one of our periods so it was about an hour like class. Leaving during it wasn't a big deal either, so long as you were back for your next class. No recess though, lost that after middle school.
>>1873639>>1873670I went to school in the middle of Chicago, there was a time when we were allowed to leave, and then they took that from us.
>>1873670we had two things at my school basketball and baseball
The votes>Follow Justin for a totally not homerotic fan service moment in the showers3 votes>Implying Anon can provide Fanservice>Chase the victim girl2 votes>Text Yoh lady3 votes>Fucc School1 vote>Banana Slamma with the Janna Coco Cabana7 votes>You eye Janna's moves>They're pretty sweet>if not totally dorked>A: "What's up, bup?">Janna nods her head with her eyes closed>Does a spin>Then shoves her earbud into your ear>You jump when she does it>Try to slap her arm>Then>You hear the sick fuccin' Jaaaams>Which she kindly loops back to the beginning so you can enjoy it from the tophttps://youtu.be/rKl9yh5QToY>A: "Who is this!?">Janna grabs for your hand>Spins you>Muscles no like>Muscles Dizzy>He pins you both back into the earth by turning himself into a spike>Janna doesn't give you a chance to bitch>He grabs both you and muscles and shimmies with you>A: "Dude c-moahahahn!">Why did you just laugh?>The lyrics are pretty infectious>Janna bites her lip as she two-steps away and toward the school, motioning for you to follow>You watch for a second before noticing she has her knife on her>Jammed into the back of her dress>Smart thinking>Could be trouble pretty much any moment>You do that arm-wave thing and follow her>She doesn't head inside>Instead, she goes right for the side of the school>Then stops by the dumpster>You've never been back here>There's old cars>Abandoned ones>Must be some old Senior shop classes remains>She helps you up onto the hood she's decided to conquer>Then sings the chorus>Ja: "Whatever console you play! No matter HOW-MANY-HOURS-A-DAY! I can win at any game!">She pokes your stomach>Ja: "Wether you're a boy.">She points out to the shop class teacher lady>Ja: "Or a girl.">She just breaks it down for the last line>Ja: "Or-a-SUPER-computer!">A: "Janna!">You yell over the music only you guys can hear>She grabs your armor and does a weird downward motion with her hips>Her hands are dirty now>So are her leggings and boots>A: "Aw-Aw cmon stop with this. I'm gross!">She runs up the hood of the car>Leaving the ear-buds with you>She knows the song too well to be off time>She leaps>Posing in the air like she's doing the Mario high-jump right as the song ends with a cheeky Nintendo soundbumpcont
>>1873736>>1873736>You eye the Mp3 player she's left you with>The artist's name is clearly displayed along with art of a smiling robot girl>A: "K-A-Bot-Sunshine?">You look up>Janna's down on one knee>Both hands up>Panting>Covered in sweat>Ja: "YEAH!">A: "You fucking loser!">You say with a smile>Literally cracked, due to the nature of your one black tooth>A: "You like K-Pop!?">Janna pokes her lower lip>Ja: "Checking-u Databass.">She closes her eyes>Then whips them open with the most confident look a 15 year old girl in one shoe and three-day-old clothes smell can give>Ja: "You bet your ass I do.">You chuckle while you pull out your phone>Yeesh>Time's getting short>You're already late for 1st period>Hm...fuck 1st period if you're being honest>Not even a real class>Ja: "So the prodigal dude decides to join us mortals?">A: "Well yeah.">Ja: "What for?">She poses>Putting her hands on her hips and eyeing you with a coy grin>You consider it for a moment>You look over at school>You know in that building are hundreds of kids>Kids who have struggles>Lives>Dreams>Dreams like Justin's of making whoever parent in his life is happy>Dreams like Jackie's of exploring the world>Dreams like Janna>Of serving a dark overlord and dating a skeleton>Wow>Janna is much closer to her dreams than your other friends>You see a flyer for a dance coming up>Spook-o-Boogie>Halloween>You blink>Wow>The big day is super close isn't it?>You see an explosion in the distance>Science class>Ferg's laughing and apologizing over the sounds of high-pitched screams>You see a burst of rainbow light>Star Butterfly>That magic bitch who set this whole thing off>You have so much in your life now>So do all of these...people.>These humans?>Why do you care about them?>Why did you come back?
>>1873746>Why did you come back?Valid question.....Also, check out what Ferg just ruined and who he might've killed. He could use the help disposing of the body.
>>1873758>>1873755 Oh wait, shit, we need an answer? Because we felt like chilling out for a bit.
>>1873746>shower before second
>>1873746>>1873755Ferg, or at least people around him, probably need help one way or the other. Let's go!Also fuck star, even if she's helping us later. We ain't friends.We came back because Jackie.
>>1873758>To relax for a bit, plus I actually do want to graduate. The future overlord of reality should at least have a high school diploma, right?
>>1873758>I... guess I needed some cooldown time. I got into some horrible fucking shit and I guess I just want to decompress.
>>1873746Cause they are worth fighting for nigga.Cause they deserve a world that isn't filled with the sit you have to put up with constantly.Cause this is currently your best, safest place to spot cute chicks and hang out with them.Also because if you you might need to complete your studies if you want to maybe sometime take over the United States as Emperor president of the Universe World
>>1873746>>1873758Because I care. Because you all are now my friends, people I care about. I used to have nothing, and I used to have less every day. But now I have you, and Janna, Justin and the guys, Ferg and Oskarr. Hell, I'll never say it to her face, but I even have Star.This school represents what I have become, what I have made for myself. It is my future, and I am not letting anyone take it from me.
>>1873746>>1873758Cause we missed people, and being a person.We have been going non-stop for so long that we have forgotten what it means to be human.We just need a little reminder of what it means to be a kid, and not a walking murder machine.
>>1873746>>1873758>>1873781Also FUCK Ferg Let's go find Justin and get that Shower damn it.
To summarise.Because I need some fucking downtime, and because I care.
>>1873746Because we missed these fuckers. Also, should we tell we met Nic and Steve?
>>1873746I wanted to spend time with the people I care about. Cause you guys are worth it.
>>1873746God i hate both of these optionsLet's go to science class>>1873758Because balance is important.Being a Beast is just as important as being Human.
>>1873758>Already given her the big spiel about what's up with us. And if that's true, our deal is that actions are louder than words. Our friends and allies who we explosively encountered are valuable to us. And we've been running from that trying to sort some of our shit out.>Well for now, some major shit got sorted and it brought some perspective. And a need to spend time with the people we care about.>Give Janna the Down Low... she was there at Trashmania... tell her about what went down last night at the Mayor's Manor. Tell her about Man-Taur. Tell her of the fate of Trashman.
>>1873758>Because if I don't take a moment every now and then to enjoy myself, what's the point? Don't get me wrong; what I do is important and even if it meant I never got a day off for the rest of my life I'd still be out there, but damn. After the last three weeks of constant fighting, getting the crap beat out of me and nearly dying on several occasions, I need a break. For at least a day. One day without some monster, demon or princess ruining it.Cue finding purple hearts on the ground and brushing it off.
>>1873746Changing my vote from:>>1873801Supporting:>>1873775
>>1873768>>1873766>>1873760>>1873772>>1873775>>1873781>>1873788>>1873789>>1873818>>1873820https://youtu.be/WxMx7CY7vsc>You push your forehead into itself reasoning it out>A: "I killed Steve Harvey yesterday...">Janna's face softens>A: "Nick Cage and Steve Buscemi were there.">You lower yourself>Sit down on the hood of this car you just rocked out on>It's warm>Coarse>The air hits you with a tiny chill>A: "Harvey turned himself into a demon sludgeball and...and I think I probably killed Miley Cyrus and...it never stops.">You swallow>Look up at the sky>It's clean>Clear>Simple>Free>When you look back down>A: "I needed it to stop.">Ja: "The killing.">You think about that>A: "...nah. Just the world.">Ja: "It doesn't stop, you know.">A: "I'll make it stop.">Janna jumps up next to you>A: "For you.">She looks at her bootless foot>A: "For Jackie.">You grab her hand>A: "For all the faggots around here I care about.">You smile>You can feel Janna's eyes on you as you stand up>The wind catches your cape>A: "I'm gonna drop as many bodies as it takes. To make -my- world a better place.">You point to the sun>A: "I'll Smash the stars.">You point to the sea>A: "Elbow drop the oceans!">You cast Dark Star over the dumpster>A: "I'll burn this trash heap until it's bones and nice and clean and shiney...">KRRRAAKAKVBOOOM!>A: "Then I'll mount em' on my wall.">Janna's eyes are huge with wonder>They sparkle>A little too Star-Butterfly-ey-ish>A: "Are you constipated?">Ja: "I'm impressed, you dick.">A: "How do you look so pure while you speak with such language?">Ja: "My heart is gold. My soul is trash.">A: "Your bangs are fucked too.">Ja: "I got your phone.">She has your phone>Ja: "Got your keys.">Fuck>She holds up Luna>Ja: "Got yer Mom.">L: "Oh my.">She's holding her like a lil ice cream cone with a round cheeked smug head>L: "Do help me, Anonymous lest I be hwisked away~ "cont
>>1873857>>1873857>You laugh>It's not mean>Or cruel>Or manic>You just laugh>Gently>The air is flowing free through your nose>Through your messy hair>A: "In all seriousness I should probably go see if Ferg killed somebody.">Ja: "Why? Want the fresh bodies?">A: "Not my motivation but certainly is something I would collect given the chance."SESSION END!https://youtu.be/Bz1508RBx2w>You did it, Anonymous>You've made it home>Your life has become a magical thing>An adventure>Back and forth>Between peril and perfect harmony>You are a chaos-wind>A force of nature>Your nature>You've made so many friends>Crushed so many enemies already>...and already it seems>Like the world has become a better place>Today, you're going to see all your friends>You're going to go to class>You're going to be...a kid>Maybe you can still>End up human beingNEXT SESSION MONDAY! 6:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!It's time to get cozy and productive.Time to make a connection.Time to be a kid.Stay blessedLove,Quest
>>1873860And outlaw star to roll us out... Bless you Quest. Got called in for impromptu work this weekend, so it was nice to come back home to this chill session.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1873860hey i hope i didn't get here too late to roll
>>1873860Still wondering where Janna got that weeds.
Found Anon's theme.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoDnZpbFBsk
>>1874831God I HATE this but it's perfect
>>1874831Nah that's pretty perfect yeah.
From Quest, to the discord, directly to you, a quality fanfiction based on your favorite fanfiction. Give it a read, and enjoy extra story.https://pastebin.com/t89cJYNt
>>1877161I didn't ask to feel this.It seems there is another broken individual. We may have to make some "adjustments" to Sabrina's home life and mental state.
>>1877161Oh dear sweet jesus goddamn my heartstrings.
Oh. Now that I think about it...http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20QuestIf you're new to the quest, you can find the previous threads in SUpTG under the 'Star Vs. Quest' tag.If you're a regular and like the quest please remember to upboat the threads in the archive until they reach 20+ boats for best quality thread.
Can we be honest with ourselves for a moment? Let's face it guys, Jackie just isn't our true waifu... what ever feelings we developed for her we're based off of petty bitterness, solely to get back at Marco, and what's worse is she fell for it. We need to let her go if we truly love her dudes, it's been fucking with me for a while now.
>>1877866Speak for yourself, faggot.
>>1877866More like, there's multiple people Anon could or does love. Jackie is one of them, Janna is one of them, his Mom(even if it's hurt), Hekapoo is like a teasing sister to him, I'd like to see Sabrina become one of those people he cares about too.JacJaSaNon OTP
>>1877897Harem ending. It's spelled Harem ending. Also lol if you think Anon is getting out of this quest in mortal corporeal form. We becoming god.
>>1877906>>1877897YES! YES! YES!
>>1877866>>1877897>>1877906>>1878106fuck off fags, MarcAnon is the one true path
>>1878159Marconon is an essential part of Harem Ending tho.
>>1878177The dubs speak the truth. Anon's harem shall consist of all the bitches. And Marco, he's the biggest bitch of them all.
>>1877161Protect the sad girl, SLAUGHTER BITCH TITS FOR MAKING HER THROW UP!
>>1877897YEA BOI!>>1877866Maybe to start, but your gonna have to cut Anon's arm off before he lets her go now. Best girls for life.>>1877906Every new universe needs a god of fertility.
>harem>>1877897>>1877906>>1878106>>1878159>>1878177>>1878327>>1878584Each and every one of you need to end yourselves. Starnon is the true endgame.
>>1878622You know, just because you're not one of those marcofags, I'll humor you. Go on, in great detail, tell us how Anon should pound some babies into Star....before giving best girls their filling.
SESSION START!https://youtu.be/OrlWWrSwaB8>You are Anon>and you...>Are feelin' yourself>A: "WHOO! Guess who's back baybah!">You're in school>Struttin'>Bustin'>Rockin'>Rollan'>When you left this shit heap you thought you were going out to literally die>You almost did>Nearly a dozen times>Now tho...>NOW>You're the king>With his Mom by his side>The Cosmic Nanny, Luna>With his powers having grown to immense proportions>These fucks>Who discounted you>Ignored you>Now they've got a whole new animal in these halls>You're not Anon the little quiet faggot that nobody understood>You're Anon>The Killer>The Ruler>The defier of fate>Sure, you've got shit to take care of>Susan's soul is still lost in the dark>You can fix those things now>You can fix everything>There's your locker>What was that combo?>Oh! right.>Your birthday>Soon as you pop it open you spot your old notebook for class>A simple binder covered in silver sharpie doodles>You slam the locker shut>Principal Skeeves sees you>PS: "Anonymous! No slamming the locker doors! Why are you in that ridiculous costume!?">Janna had to run off for Home ec>She was super hype about making cakes>You're almost late for class>Now this joker is hemming you up>You>I mean really>The NoiveWhat do?
>>1878714>"It's called fashion, maybe you've heard of it?"Strut off to our first class.
>>1878714Blow him offThe fucker isn't worth our timeHell I'm disappointed we even gave him a thoughtJust completely ignore and keep movingHe is beneath us
>>1878714Put some normie clothes at incredibly hihg speed
>>1878714>>1878723>>1878729>>1878730supportanWe're too above school to care what he thinks about our gear.
>This is not a costume. This is the holy garb of my people, worn on the most holy of days you heathen. What do you gave soemthing agaisnt my religion? How could you, how dare you! I should report you to the media principle racist! BEGONE!
>>1878714"Its no more ridiculous then that tiny mustache you are trying to rock">then walk off like he doesn't exist
>>1878756No no no, we could actually use the costume bit. The Halloween Spook-o-boogie dance is coming up. We could play it off as showing "school spirit" and promoting the event as well.
>>1878756Oh god, this meme would be fucking perfect right now, DO IT DO IT DO IT!>>1878773That works too, but the fear is more entertaining.
>>1878714We came in our armor and wre covered in tar mud and blood.We are understandably not looking good for school.Justin said something about a shower and a change , and we sort of need it.Go do that.
Why are you being so ruud to the principal?there's no reason for this cool-less memery.
>A: "Ay Prince, Skeeves.">You pull up your 'Ridiculous outfit'>A: " 1000 gold pieces, and I got it custom.">You eye his outfit>A: "You look perfect for your job. Being a useless figurehead in a system of brainwashing.">Turn>Muscles Flexes>A: "I have a cape. What do you got?">PS: "Who in the SAM HILL do you-">A: "I lil Moustache.">PS: "Anonymous, young man you had better-">A: "I don't care, Skeeves. I gotta go turn in my homework. Also this outfit is the national religious garb of Kekistan can't make me take it off or you're a bigot also I'm trans now don't ever call me young man again.">You spin>Give an Up-yours>Then start strutting to class>Baller>Muscles does a 'toodles' motion at the Principal>Who is floored>Flabberghasted even>You think you hear him yell something to his secretary but who cares?>You're on top of the whole ball of wax>BAM!>You're in class>Literally at the kick of a door>Several people turn and see you>They're mostly silent>Some of them are on the edge of their seats>You spot Ferguson in the back>Moob and Blake are up front with an empty seat next to them>Sabrina's here>Sitting behind Chantelle>Oskarr's outside on his car>SK: "Well well.">Whoah>Where'd the lights go?>Mt. Skullnik is blocking the view>SK: "Fancy seeing you back here, McMoot.">She's smiling>It's a weird sight>Skullnik never usually smiles>SK: "Got yer homework?">A: "Sure do, teach.">You hand her the mess of papers>All plastered in ink>You really>Really didn't do ANY of that>Skullnik looks the packet over>SK: "Alright. Sitdown. Class, we're gonna be going over some basic principles of chemistry today. So open yer textbooks to page blah blah blah-">Oh god>Your brain>This is so boring>Why did you tolerate this?>Ever?>Pick a seat, AnonThen what do?
>>1878850Sit next to Sabrina.
>>1878850Sit next to Moob and Blake
>>1878850Sabrina, we gotta make sure she is doing good and that Brittney isn't bullying her
>>1878850we haven't been near the boys enough. let's spend some time with'em.
>>1878850>sit next to Sabrina>make small talk>Ask her to chill later> we owe her for being a dick at the party
>>1878850Sit next to Sabrina.Ask her what she wanted to tell us at the entrance.
>>1878850Sit next to Moob and BlakeMY BOIZ
>>1878850Why don't we just pick up our friends and put them close so we can multi task? Friends and Sab. Just Zero Gee everyone so we don't interrupt.
>>1878850Sit next to ferg, it's been a while.
>>1878850my quarter has decided on sabrinaLet's talk to the saddest girl in the world.
>>1878850>Next to Sabs
>>1878850Sit next to Sabrina, try and talk while paying some actual attention to class
>>1878895You know Ferg hates us rightWhy not talk to Our BOIZ
>>1878905Wait what? Oh wait ferg is the mascot dude isn't he, got mixed up with Oskarr. Never mind switching to the BOIZ!!!
>>1878914Make sure to link your change in vote to the original post.
>Sabrina7 votes>Da BOIUZ5 votes>Ferg>Really?>Alright1 vote>You waltz up to Sabrina>Or at least the desk next to her>CRYYYBBk!>Which has just been pushed away from you>By Chantelle>Ch: "Seat's taken.">A: "By who?">Ch: "Nobody. Which is better company than you, McFreak.">A: "Fuck is your problem?">Ch: "Fuck made you think you could come to school dressed like a Harry Potter character dipped in pig shit?">People snicker>Even Moob and Blake>Sabrina's shrinking a little>She hasn't said a thing>You feel hot faced>Suddenly not to light hearted>A: "Hey. Sabrina.">She makes eye contact with you>Still silent>A: "What did you wanna tell me this morning?">SK: "Get in a seat, Anon. This ain't congress.">You could just pull the desk up and sit down anyways>That'll cause a little trouble>You could relent and sit with DaBOUSXiz>S: "...h-hey, Anon.">She managed to keep eye contact for a whole half second there>WhoarhrWhat do?
>>1878924Mobile posting from work on break. No delete as far as I can tell. >>1878850Switching to Moob and Blake
>>1878941Chantelle, please fugg off. Take seat.
>>1878941>just pull the desk up and sit down anyways>A: "Wut up, Sabs?"
>>1878941Just tell her it's ok, we'll talk after school.>relent and sit with DaBOUSXiz
>>1878941>>1878955>>1878956Take the seat.By force, if we have to.No one tells McMoot what to do anymore.
>>1878961Is this a Loss reference?
>>1878970>>1878955We can talk to her later.No need to look more of an ass in the middle of class.
>>1878941>relent and sit with DaBOUSXiz
>>1878941Okay nope I wanna take the seat now.
>>1878941>Take the desk anyways
>>1878941Don't listen to her and sit next to the grill!tell sabs: "well, go on"
>>1878941"fuck off Chandler, i can sit where i damn well please.">C: "my name isn't Chandler dweb!" "Whatever Christan"
>>1878941>relent and sit with DaBOUSXizTell Brina we will see her laterAnd Chantelle that she is a cuntI want some spicy burns, read her mind to get something good.
>>1878941sit next to her anyway.
>>1878941>Secret Prick RouteCruci crush Chantelle and then body shame her for her weight
>>1878998Support, set phasers to burn
>>1878998>>1879002You understand that this would literally MURDER her right?Cruci Crush increases the weight of an object to 100 times the gravity of earth.Nothing can survive that.
>>1878941>>1878989>>1878998>>1879002also supporting these!
>>1879005>You understand that this would literally MURDER her right?No use in crying over spilled milk anon, still supporting
>>1878941>>1878956Screw it. Changing vote to >>1878998
>>1879010>tripfag being a faggotOh, how unexpected.
>>1878998Jesus dude, she's a bitch ya but we don't have to KILL HER!
>>1872221>chat like normal, tell her about our sick armor and then ask if she wants to ditch this class then scissor portal away
>>1878941>>1878970>>1878998this is too stupid to pass upsupporting gross overuse of force on chantelle
>>1878997>>1878998changing vote to this
>>1878941>Take the seat calmlyStarwalk Chantelle if she tries to interfere
>>1878941I VOTE TO JUST SIT DOWN. NO KILLING HER
>>1878941>You could just pull the desk up and sit down anyways
>>1878941Just take the seat from herDon't kill her
>>1878998>People are actually votingI regret disbelieving the power of meme options>>1878981This is my actual vote btw
>>1878941>just pull the desk up and sit down anyways
>>1878941>sit with DaBOUSXiz
>>1878961GO SIT WITH THE BOYSFuckingDo not fucking do anything bad to Chantelle.
>>1879031Oh btw "Regret" is a dramatizationI actually dont regret shit haha
>>1878850 Lets see how Moob and Blake are doing.We can talk to Sab later.
>>1878941Lookat da BOIS
The votes>Take the seat12 votes>Sit with THEM LADZ7 votes>>1878998>Physics Bully>7 votes>You look back at the boyz>Blake is watching with interest>Moob is muttering something about Chantelle being a bitch>Blake responds with a quip and they fist bump>Muscles Snaps out by your WILL>Then drags the desk over>SloooOooooWWWWWwwwWWWWWWy>You are calm>Totally>Utterly>Calm>Also shaking>With barely contained rage>As you grind a set of tracks in the floor a couple of things strike you>Chantelle doesn't back down>Not once>That's impressive>Considering you could literally kill her with a wave of your hand>Cause you're the magic man>With a magic plan>WHUMP!>You sit on your can>Then ignore Chantelle>A: "So anyways.">Sabrina is shaking like a toy poodle>Her legs are crossed>Her hands are together>She could snap into a panic attack any moment>People are still watching>A: "What's good, Sabrigga?">???: "What?">One of the other football players pipes up from behind you>It's Chaddler>The only black guy on your guys' football team>A: "What?">You look at him like he's got two heads>Ch: "What did you just say?">A: "Hello?">Ch: "That's what I thought you said.">Man>The hormones are high todayWhat say to Sabrina?Also.What do about the fact you seriously smell Phosphorus right now?Like bad.What is that stank?Why does nobody here seem to notice but you?>Ch: "You don't belong here, Anon.">A: "I helped beat Sentinel Hill at the big game.">Ch: "Being good at something doesn't make you cool. Otherwise -Alfonzo- would be allowed to talk to Cheerleaders too."
Dear Jesus what the hell are people doing, this is the exact same shit that made wondervon an issue.
>>1879094>I'll "belong" wherever I want. >Read minds, try and find source of phosphorous
>>1879094>A: "So!">Anon totally not grinding his fingers into his desk>Not Muscles, but his human fingers>A: "Sabrina, what was it you wanted to tell me?"
>>1879094Just ask her what she wanted to tell us in the entrance and try to pay attention to class for once.That ought to get our mind off of this.>>1879094>PhosphorusTom?Is the Devil's emo-goth son coming to deliver to us our tribute?
>>1879094"So Sabby, you doing ok? If Brittney is being to bad i could always take care of that if you ask.">try to see where that phosphorus smell is coming from
>>1879097This is what made Wondervon a source of entertainment.>>1879098>>1879094>>1879099Continue to ignore the bitch's wishes, let's talk to Sab.Maybe also continue to ponder strange smell as an afterthought.
>>1879094Try to mind speak with Sabrina as to not disrupt class.If that fails just ask her what she needs.Also sulfur is prolly TomIgnore it until after class.
>>1879094>"Bitch noone talking to you and I ain't hearing none of your highschool musical bullshit. Cliques aren't real. Sabrina, lets go talk somewhere else."
>>1879108>>1879094oh if we can MIND READ SABBY
>>1879094>Okay, Chantelle, so remind me why you hate me?>I thought we were cool at one point. What happened to that?
>>1879094>I'll "belong" wherever I want, and I'll be "allowed" to talk to whoever I want.
>>1879094actually DEFEND ALFONZOhe's a good kid. Don't bully.
>>1879094Adding support of this... >>1879181
>>1879094>>1879181>>1879156Supporting these and mind read Sabrina.
>>1879181Haha yeah no he isn't>>1879094Do stuff with psionic powers or something
>>1879193Ok, we know he isn't really. But she's picking on him for being a nerd.Hate on him for sociopathic tendencies, not on his nerdom.Being a paragon helps.
>>1879098>>1879103>>1879099>>1879165>Skullnik's pretty involved in her lesson>When she gets in a groove you sure can avoid her attention>She likes this stuff>Genuinely>Weird>A: "Look here, Chantelle. I don't have a damn thing to say to you.">Ch: "So fuck off.">A: "Except that.">You present muscles to her>His middle finger grows>Higher>...and Higher>Until hit pokes the cieling>You grin>SNAP!>CRICKER CRRAACK>GSHNAPER!>As your finger breaks>Over and over>Until it spells in the air>Right back at her>"F U C K O F F"https://youtu.be/0kD7cDeoUfg>A: "I do what I want.">Bl: "Damn.">Moob gives you the thumbsup and makes an eating pussy motion toward Chantelle>Blake looks a little put off with how aggro you are>You don't care>You just settle in to your seat>Then write a little note to Sabrina>With one of the pencils>You've had in your pocket for like 7 weeks>You then toss it to Sabrina>Chantelle goes for it>Sabrina snatches it so fast she bangs her elbow on the desk>It reads>"Nod if you hear this.">She looks confused>Which is when you try to beam elevator music into her head>Well>The closest thing to elevator music you havehttps://youtu.be/1CUvmmjAlm4>Rollan for Sabrina's lil brain>O->Oshit>19>Sabrina looks terrified>Her hands shake>Her feet curl>She looks over at you>She heard it>She did>S: "Are you the devil?">A: "He wishes.">If you keep the convo short with Sabrina you might learn something today>Everyone else's heads are full of tits, ass, dicks and handholding in the moonlight>Chantelle's mainly thinking about knives>Oskarr's outside still>He's thinking about...horns?>Wait>He can smell the phosphorus too>So it's out in the parking lot>You have some info and Sabrina's attention>What do?>>1879182Also OH NO! Someone has pilfered the Quest Notes. How ever shall we continue?
>>1879204SABRINA! TELL ME! WHAT YOU! WANTED! TO TELL ME!
>>1879204>>1879214talk already damn it!
>>1879204>Tell Sabrina it's all going to be okay>Just think what you wanted to tell me>Hit up Oskarr's brain for some KNOWLEDGE ON THEM HORNS BOI
>>1879204"Ok for real, are you alright? Cause if you ain't, i can fix that for you. Just tell me and it is so."
>>1879218This, we can power creep through the school and up our enemies anus.
>>1879204Tell her she has nothing to worry about, and to tell us what she needed.
>He can smell the phosphorus too>So it's out in the parking lot>>1879204IT'S FUCKING TOM ASKING STAR FOR THE BLOOD MOON BALLALL HANDS ON DECKMINDREAD OSKAR TO KNOW ABOUT THE HORNSMIND SPEAK SAB WHAT SHE WANTED TO TELL USIF IT'S TOM WE MIGHT ASK SAB TO COVER FOR US AND TAKE NOTE SO WE DON'T MISS SHIT FROM THE CLASS
>>1879235Support asking Janna whats up, then go head out and see whats up with Oskar.
>>1879094>"kk">proceed to converse with Sabrina via Mind Read while also stealthily Mind Reading everyone to find source of Phosphorus
>Tom is probably in the parking lot asking Star out to Blood Moon ball>A: "Hey Tom, i just happened to see you here. So where's my heart.">T:"I'll have it by friday calm down">A: "m-hm..."https://youtu.be/ZomwVcGt0LE
>>1879254Janna? i mean Sabrina.
>>1879253Who gives a fuck?Stop memeing Starnon.
>>1879271>Stop memeing one of the Memes that would actually put Anon in the right track.
>>1879262I mean we gave him a weekHaving it by Friday is fine
>>1879253By the record: My vote is >>1879218
>>1879253Should we remind Tom of our dealio?
>>1879253fuck you mayne
>>1879295No He is obligated to rememberJust leave him alone
i would watch loli porn
>>1879218>>1879253>>1879251>>1879254>>1879257So Much mental energy...>A: "Hey, it's all good. You know I got magic powers. This is one of em.">S: "You can't see everything I'm thinking about all the time can you?">A: "Not unless I try really hard. Or you push an image out at m-">You see several shirtless images of men and one of them is you and another one is Chantelle and Brittney>A: "...">Sabrina jumps the fuck up and runs for the trashcan>S: "HUUUAHHHHHGHH!">Her elbows shake when she pushes>The class is immediately on that>M: "OOhh Gnarly!">Bl: "Jesus Christ, Anon what'd you say to her?">Ch: "Sabrina!">Chantelle jumps out of her seat too and pulls Sab's hair out of the can>SK: "Sabrina!">Skullzies out of her teach mode>SK: "Are you alright?">S: "I-...I'm s-s-sorry I-">HRRRUUAACCCCKKKrrhh!>Sabrina is crying>S: "I'm so SORRY!">Fuck>M: "That is -not- a good look, girlfriend.">Blake punches Moob so hard it doesn't make noise>It just pushes Moob's chair over>Blake's still a lanklet beast>For a human>You reach out to the parking lot>Catch an interesting scene>Tom>No fucking shit>Tom the Devil boy himself>In a suit>Is talking to Oskarr>T: "So you know Star or don't you?">O: "Hey, man I'm not into Blues and my soul belongs to the cosmos.">T: "LISTEN HERE YOU MORTAL MAGGO-">Tom stops yelling>Takes a deep breath>He's diddling something behind him>T: "I just want to find Star Butterfly. Do. You. Know. Her?">O: "Oh yeah! She's cool. We talked the other night and she mentioned Spook-o-Rama ball.">T: "I have no idea what sport that is and I don't care. Do you know where she is?">O: "Hmmm...2nd period so like...gym?">T: "Gym? What is a 'gym?'">O: "Haha! I feel you on that, man.">Get gains, Oksarr>Oskarr does 72 note chord progression on his keytar>Ok nevermind do you, OskarrWhat do?
>>1879321We could just think at Oscar to tell Tom to await us at the front door of the school.Minor trade, help Sabrina out a bit in exchange for escort to Star's location. ez pz trade.
>>1879321>make mental contact with Tom, blast it with what you think star looks naked to fug with him
>>1879332But why tho?
>>1879321Help Sabby firstTry to mentally contact Tom
>>1879321>Help SabrinaNo different from helping mom or Jackie.>Summon a bunch of dead insects and animals from around school outside to act as our Avatar so we can speak to Tom.
>>1879321Take Sabrina to the nurses offices just like in my Japanese cartoons. On the way ask Tom where the heart is. Where is my hear Tom.
>>1879333>>1879321oh and help Sabby
>>1879321Welp we can't just leave the girl.Tell Skully we are taking Sab to the nurse, then take her and go.Then beam into Toms head what a gym is. I don't want him to bug Oskarr anymore, just take the bug THOT and leave.
>>1879321Fuck.Poor Sab. The stress was too much for her.She really needs to chill with some stress-less friendsAll this pressure is killing her.Well. Tom already knows he needs that heart before the week ends of he's done for. Maybe we can remind him?Help Sabrina, shee needs to go to the nurse office.Maybe we can contact Tom with Mind Read.
>>1879321Reach Tom's mind>Oh boy, its fuckboy deluxe!Since he kindly agreed to help us in our little proyect, lets tell him where the gym is
>>1879321... give her something to calm down... they were just shirtless tops right? >Mindspeak: "Nah nah, you give me too much credit Sabrina. This is the real deal">Send her an image of actual anon shirtless, cropped for top only>If/When she faints, ask skullnik to help take her to the infirmary. You've got the strength to help get her there. In the background, support >>1879333
>>1879321>Help Sabrina>beam images of Marco in a dress to Tom
>>1879347Beef with Star aside, this is our domain. Tom doesn't get to come in big Dick style and demand anything of anyone here. Star is closer to an ally than him. But it's the principle of the matter. If he is on earth he is paying respect to us. These are the new rules now.
>Mind connect to Sabrina>"It's fine, you're fine. Magic means no shame or worries. I'll distract them, you run for it. Meet me down the hall. We'll get some air."
>>1879360This is a bad idea and I 100% support it.
>>1879321>Help Sabrina>Contact Tom and tell him you'll help him get in contact with Star if he agrees to have another chat before he goes
>>1879363I mean sure But there is no reason to antagonize him.We don't wanna deal with him We don't wanna deal with StarLet them fuck off together.We can shitpost in his brain while we tell him to take her and go.
>>1879321Sabrina is more important than whatever demon boi is doing, he's under oath and shit.Help da girl out
>>1879371>if he agrees to have another chat before he goesBut why tho?
Anon is a fucking expert at helping puking women.His momma taught him well.
>>1879372We need star for murdering a nightmare.Tom is always aggro, he is a wild animal and should be treated as such. Trust him only as far as Sabrina can throw him.
>>1879376If he's here, we may as well check up on the progress of our Demon heart. Hell, we may be able to get it tonight at the ball if we provide assistance. It's a royal ball, there's got to be some big names there within the infernal hierarchy.
>>1879387>It's a royal ballSince when? It looked like something for teenagers. If it was that important, wouldn't Tom's dad and mom be there? And not just some rando demons?
>>1879385Star can handle herself
>>1879360Fuck it, I'll meme that at least, on the consulation that we ask about progress on the heart and tell him where the gym is.
>>1879392Of course she can. Not the brightest bulb, but she has got the power to back up her words.Tom though is a little cock sucker and needs to be reminded at every opportunity. Why all of the apology for Tom. Echo Creek is our domain. He is here with our allowance.
>Chantelle's holding Sabrina wrong>Her face is upward>Her arms are being pinned in>A: "Hey! Put her down, Chanty town-">Ch: "Would you just PISS OFF!">SK: "Chantelle! Language!">Ch: "He's the one that made her sick!">A: "If I scream -did not- at the top of my lungs would you finally understand me you, child? You're choking Sabrina!">S: "I-it's not his fault. I was...just wasn't ready for him to see my thoughts.">SK: "What?">A: "Look. She needs to go the nurse's office. Nobody wants to hear you keep being a princess prick to me and...">You close your eyes>Focus hard>Where is->Aha!>A mind>In the parking lot>Regal>Fierce>It's Tom's mind alright>You chuckle as several thigh-high stockings get laced over Marco's legs in your mind>You beam the whole dressup process to Tom>While your eyes are still closed>A beautiful sound rings out from the parking lot>T: "AAAAAAAHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUUUCK!? THAT'S GAY! HIS LITTLE NUTS ARE HANGING OUT! STOCKINGS OR NOT THAT'S FUCCCKING GAAAYYYYY! WHAT IS THIS!?">It's traps, dude>T: "AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!">Crack>T: "COMMODORE FLUFFYKINS!">A: "Heh.">Ch: "Well she isn't going with YOU!">SK: "Enough, you two!">You're in the air>Wh->Skullny>She's STORNGUh>Both you and Chantelle are hanging with your feet off the ground>Skullnick has one of you in each hand>SK: "Sabrina? Can you get to the Nurse's office on your own?">S: "I'm -hic- fine! I just need to-">Nat 20 con save>S: "Take some...deep breaths.">A: "Keep your arms away from your chest, ok?">S: "Like this?">A: "Don't push with your face and chest it's your stomach that's sick not your lungs. Don't choke, ok?">Somebody yells from the back>???: "Anon's out here been date rapin' drunk girls!">???: "What's with his outfit?">A few people laugh>???: "It's not halloween yet, weirdo.">???: "That smell.">Y->You're being mocked>For what?>For standing out?>For talking to Sabrina>Fuck is this?>Fuck>Is>This!?>These fucking ants>These peons>What do they know?>They never had to keep their mom's hair out of the toilet>They never had to slop a tub clear of chunks and pill bottles and sit outside the bathroom to make sure someone they loved didn't go to sleep or get in the shower to crack their head>They don't know about popped capilaries>Red eyes>Burnt throats>Fuck them>FUCK THEM!>A: "FUCK YOU!">The class is silent>You're shaking>Your teeth interlock like a shark's>SK: "...Anon.">You've been dropped back on the floor>SK: "Take a walk. Cool off.">You roll your shoulders>This conversation doesn't have to stop hereWhat do?
>>1879427And i will say it againThere is NO REASON, to break the NAP we have going.We should meme with him for a bit.But i see nothing wrong with giving him what he wants if he plays along.
>>1879435>Don't be SchoolShooterAnon>He had a Bad End anyways>Double-check with Sabrina, give Chantelle some advice, take that walk>To go see Tom
>>1879435>Beam the horrors we have seen into their minds lest they think they have any meaning in this world and tell them that only one person is watching out for their asses and to show some respect for their fellow schoolmates for once instead of being angsty teen shits.
>>1879435Go outside classroom to cool off, maybe talk to Luna for a bit of calming.
>>1879435>>1879443Supporting thisAlso make sure to tell Sabrina to come see us later when we are feeling better, and that we are sorry.
>>1879435>take a walk>send more tranny images Tom's way
>>1879443>To go see TomLiterally why tho?
>>1879435>Take a walk. Cool offSab's right in being upset in us intruding into her mind. It definetly wasn't her fault.Lets go take a leak, or something.And make sure to tell Sab you're sorry.
>>1879463What, you wanna spend more time with a class full of mouth breathers?
>>1879435Take the walk Anon.Most people will always point your flaws first, instead of the good things you do, but dont let that stop you.
>>1879474You wanna spend time with the emotionally trigger happy bitch boi of a demon?
>>1879474There are other people we can talk to. Like Oskarr
>>1879443>>1879451We are cool like a cucumber, support.
>>1879479Shit man, I could totally go for some chill ass Oskarr dialogue right now. It's the kinda thing we need after all this tension.
>>1879478Yeah? Bothering him is hilarious.Also, he's technically not supposed to be anywhere fucking near us due to the truce. Gotta let him know where he can't be.
>>1879483Then add it to you voteLink your vote, and the original post and make a addendumBe the change you wanna see in the world buddy.
>>1879488>he's technically not supposed to be anywhere fucking near us due to the truceNot true He is not supposed to attack us anymore.Please stop pushing this meme.
>>1879435She's the one sufferinglets focus on her for now. We're mad that they're laughing at someone almost puking on their vomit. Do they have any shame?
>>1879488No? He just can't be attacking us. Which is he isn't.
>>1879496Choking on their puke. The point is still clear.
>>1879435Supporting... >>1879443>>1879451But why apologize? Give her something to feel confident about instead. Like a secret shared between the two of us.
>>1879494I, what? What meme?The terms are that "his ilk never darken our door again".
>>1879435Keep helping Sabrina, don't go see Tom
>>1879506It looks like a dark door. The agreement only works if it is enforced. Tell him to fuck off.Where is the heart Tom. Also maybe give star a heads up. Text her on they way to hang with our bro Oscar.
>>1879435Gah, I'm back lateFocus on Sab, there's no reason to talk to Tom
>>1879435>>1879461also supporting >>1879516
>>1879468PS: Finish Helping SabDon't go with Tom.Go take a chill pill.
>>1879564Link it to the original post numnuts
Rolled 20 (1d20)Rollan to chill
>>1879570I am veryfying my vote.Not changing it.No reason to link the original or else Quest might get confus and count it as two.
THE VOTES!>Go outside and see Tom>Fuck he doin'>Travellin' your lands8 votes>Deal with Sabrina>She needs the succ of friendship3 votes>Just take a walk1 vote>Take a leak1 vote>Mash their tiny little minds into actual pudding1 vote>Sorry3 votes>You head for the door>Beam a last little bit into Sabrina's head on the way out>A: "...sorry. Drink some milk for your throat and stomach ache later.">SLAM!https://youtu.be/By7ctqcWxyM?list=PLeHT4BqFchlqxLIsPkyyKAK3ZPTp_ZY7R>Goddamn right you slammed the door>Fuckin' mortals>A: "Stupid fucking' assholes.">You've come so far>Tried so hard>You even came back here>To try and be human>Maybe you aren't human anymore>Or if you are...maybe the -kind- of human you are>Hasn't changed enough>For it to matter>You have all this power now>With nothing to really use it for>Except the little group of people that don't run away from you>That aren't scared of you>Or mock you>A: "Nobody fucking gets it.">You don't get them either...>WHAM!>Another door is kicked!>Fuck doors!>Disrepect your surroundings!>T: "YOU!!!">Whoah>It's ya Demon boi>Tom>He's in the door>Like he knew you were coming>In his right hand is a limp rabbit>A: "Me!">You respond excitedly>T: "I THOUGHT WE HAD A DEAL, ANONYMOUS! NO MORE AGGRESSION!">His teeth look bigger than yours>His horns are growing out of his skull into curling twists of flaming rock>T: "YOU MADE ME KILL MY THERAPY ANIMAL!">A guy pops out from behind Tom>He's overweight>Bald and dumpily dressed>???: "Now master Tom we talked about this. No blaming others for our mistakes!">T: "FUCK OFF!">He's sent to Hell>Wow>Like, a hole just opened right up under him and that guy got dragged down by a hook covered tongue>Geeze>A: "Finally.">You open your arms like you're seeing an old best friend>A: "Someone who gets it!"cont
>>1879575>>1879575>T: "FUCK WERE THOSE IMAGES!?">A: "A fetish of high regard.">T: "WHY MARCO!?">A: "Did he look good?">T: "THAT DOESN'T MATTER!">A: "What matters is...">You push more shit into Tom's head>Mini Skirts>Pleated dresses>Push-up Bras>Ballet Shoes and stockings>T: "AAAAAH THE FACT I HATE HIM IS -RUINING- THIS FOR ME!">A: "I consider it an aphrodisiac.">T: "A what?">You send an image of a black lady>A: "Huh, well that's alri-">With a ten inch dick fucking Marco in a dress>T: "RRRRAAAGGHH!">The tiles are melting into puddles>Tom's hands look like little wings>With barbed claws>T: "What is the meaning of this!?">A: "Why are you in my hood, Tom?">T: "Star.">A: "You shootin' your shot?">T: "IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!">A: "Our deal says you can't darken my doorstep anymore.">Tom turns to his usual self real right quick>You look up>Then down>A: "I see you here. In MY damn doorstep, boi.">Tom looks deadly serious>T: "It was a smart move. Forcing me into a devil's bargain.">A: "Where's my money?">T: "You mean the heart?">A: "Money. Organs. All the same if you're south of the border.">T: "I'm working on it.">A: "Work faster.">T: "It's not Friday. I'm WORKING on it!">He has a tude>You could chill him>Even if he's an asshole>Tom takes you seriouslyWhat do?What say to the prince of Hell?
>>1879579Invite Tom to beam shit into OUR mind.Let's see what he got in C:\Users\Tom\My Soul\TorturousThoughts\DontLook\ReallyDontLook\Porn
>>1879579>"You betta give me my money boi!"Let's go hang with Oskarr. His chill is needed for us.
>>1879579He's in the right, we're not really supposed to be fucking with him.Tell him to keep the good work up, and leave him be. Because he better do damn FINE work now.also >>1879582should we really give him a chance to get revenge?
>>1879579Look, I get it. I just want to talk right now. I'll even help you find the gym. I overheard Oskarr mention Star might be there.
>>1879579Maybe Tom understands our teenage angst.We did seemed to be alright with each other right before the Rage battle in hell.FUCK ITLETS SEE IF HE WANTS TO HANG OUT.
>>1879579>/You/ put yourself in the bargain, Tom, acting the fool, not me. I was just smart enough to take advantage.>So, say you find Star here.>What then, my boi?
>>1879579>Raise Rabbit and pet like a super villain>"You want to go after star, you gotta do it on neutral territory, Begone, THOT. Or next time I wont just let you off with a warning>vaporize the rabitzombie
>>1879589supportif hes not chill then go hang with oskarr
>>1879589>FUCK IT>LETS SEE IF HE WANTS TO HANG OUT.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhTSRwGuk3E
>>1879579>Also, raise his Rabbit for him.
>>1879579"Tom, don't you know? If you are here, that means you AREN'T working on it. Ad if you aren't working on it, then you are breaking my heart. And if you break my heart, certain people see certain pictures. Don't break my heart now."
>>1879589Fuck off with this blatant attempt at starnonBesides, he /kinda/ hates us and we mutually agreed to not bother each other as it is.
>>1879582>>1879589Both of these.
>>1879579Just tell him where Star is, make sure next time he needs something on earth he comes to us instead of yelling at our pals.
Bring him to Star. Let's see if we can pick up yet another quest hook.
>>1879579>>1879607Also raise is fucking rabbit or whatever.
>>1879579>"Fine geez, I'll stop with the tranny shit. But srsly, stop darking my door-->>1879589THIS
>>1879611Trannies aren't traps.Traps are gayTrannies aren't
>>1879579Make you a deal Tom, I'll take you to Star for a small unamed favor in the future.
>>1879579Fine, direct him to the gym, raise rabbit as not so stealthy spy, hang with Oskarr
>>1879589"Alright now that I've made my position clear, let's get burgers. Your treat. Be good and I'll ask Star if she will talk to you."
>>1879579Just take him to the gym then swing by the nurse's if Sabrina's there.Or you know, where-ever.
>>1879631Let's get Sabrina some tums and gatorade.
>>1879579Relax man>revive his therapy animal with necromancy. It can be our spy>pat him on the back and ask whats good mewggah
The votes!>Hit me>As hard as you can>With your mind2 votes>Make a deal1 vote>Fuck off, Tom1 vote>She's Thattaway5 votes>Question him1 vote>Raise his Rabbit5 votes>Get me my money and have a great day2 votes>Ey senpai>Tryn'a chill?5 votes>You put a hand on Tom's shoulder>A: "Tom.">T: "Don't touch me.">You wave your other hand>The Rabbit wriggles>Then it pops uprightANON HAS RAISED TOM'S RABBIT FROM THE DEAD>T: "Captain Smibble!">A: "Wasn't it's name different earlier?">T: "That was his old life.">Tom pets the critter>Totally ignoring the fact it's NECC is still an L>T: "That's better...">A: "Tell you hwat.">You move your arm around Tom's shoulder>T: "Stop touching. Me.">Star's that way>You point down the hall>Tom lunges for it>You grab his ankle>A: "Hey now!">He drags you like a kite in a tornado>A: "I said...HEY! NOW!">Muscles gets invovled>Wraps around Tom's legs>A: "Don't you have a second to spare with your business partner, bud!?">Tom turns back to look at you>T: "You're blackmailing me...">A: "So?">T: "So we aren't friends. Now release me or we're both going to Null our contract all over the floor.">A: "Maybe that's my fetish too.">Tom pushes his way out of your grip>T: "Friday. At the end of the week. Like we AGREED.">He turns to black fire>The rabbit he's carrying does too>They both swoop into the gym>You can spot Star inside>She sees the fire and is immediately intrigued>Marco looks up from braiding Star's hair>Then goes into fight stance>He's the only one that notices you standing in the hallway>Bein' smug>A: "Heh.">BATMAN TRANSITION
>>1879677>>1879677>You're out in the parking lot>With yoh Manz>Oskarr>A: "Dude I totally found a cult in your dad's house.">O: "My-...my dad?">Oskarr pulls his hair out of his eyes>You get a little gayer looking at them>O: "Was he there? Did he mention me?">A: "...fuck son you look like a puppy someone kicked.">O: "Oh. Figures he wouldn't.">How did Oskarr gather that from your tone alone?>Boi is weird>You guys talk for a little while>Oskarr shows you his new mixtapehttps://youtu.be/cinJDxLUsNY>It's lit as fuck>You two thrased out in his car>Oskarr pulls out a bowl about halfway through>He just starts lighting up without word>A: "Dude...">He offers you the pipe>O: "My bad. Want some?">Fuck>You think you see Tom's Chariot burst out of the school's ceiling and take off into the sky>The Bell rings>You need to be in your next class>Which happens to be Gym with Justin>If you Smonk who knows what could happen>Where you'll end up>Not many people get you>Not even Oskarr>Although he might not get much of anything>Maybe he could understand if you spent some more time with him?>Maybe Justin could help you be a little less of a snapper when it comes to your emotions>Maybe Gym would help Muscles out with his whole "Feed Me" thingWhat do?
>>1879681Let's get lit for a bit.
If only we could get our grubby feet in the bloodmoon ball
>>1879681"Oskarr, dude. How the fuck are you this good?"Then go bro it up.
>>1879681>Thank but no thank, at least for right now>Go make Muscles better
>>1879681Gym class. Now we are the athletic kid.
>>1879681If only we could get our feet into the bloodmoon ball
>>1879681>Go to the gym, get swole.
>>1879681>>Maybe Justin could help you be a little less of a snapper when it comes to your emotions>>>Maybe Gym would help Muscles out with his whole "Feed Me" thing>What do?BOTHJUSTICE FROM THE JUSTINLETS GO LIFT SOME WEIGHTS
>>1879681Noooononononnnonoo, winners don't do drugs man. Let's go get fit real quick.
>>1879681Pass on the weedsTell him we should chill laterThenGO TO GYM MAY BOI JUSTIN IS WAITING
Who /litfit/ here?
>>1879681adding >Bring Justin with usto >>1879688
>>1879688>>1879688S U P P O R T
>>1879681>>Maybe Justin could help you be a little less of a snapper when it comes to your emotions>>Maybe Gym would help Muscles out with his whole "Feed Me" thing"Sorry Bro, i can't right now, maybe later."do both yo
>>1879681>Respectfully decline drugs>Go hang with Justin
>>1879681Gym time, decline for now but you better goddamn believe that next time Anon will take up that offer.
>>1879688Checked and supported.
>>1879694>Support.>Winners don't do drugs
>>1879681Ehh, later. Don't know how the sentient monster arm will handle it. Schedule a jam session later in the week.
Rolled 5, 8, 3 = 16 (3d10)The votes!>SMONK2 votes>Life Lessons with Justin3 votes>FEED>ME>Friendship and gains8 votesWholesome, AnonReal Wholesome>A: "Oskarr you don't wanna smoke this grass. Smoke all this harsh grass you'll get your girl stolen by aliens, man don't smoke this grass.">O: "Are aliens real?">A: "Yes.">O: "Knew it. They man eaters or liek, just dudes?">A: "Just dudes, and in my opinion just as likely to still be man eaters.">O: "Cool. So no smoke?">A: "Naw. Maybe later. You wanna hang sometime?">O: "Nah.">A: "Wh-">O: "Dude I'm messin with ya haha! Of course, mah man. When are you gonna come jam with me on my next album?">A: "Where are you recording?">O: "The sewer!">A: "...">O: "Friday?">A: "S-sure.">O: "Sweet. Hol up you got gym right now, huh?">A: "Yeh, son.">Oskarr hits the gas>O: "Buckle up!">A: "Fuck that. This is a parking lot!">Oskarr guns it around the corner of the school>Does a donut in the empty spaces>Then lets you out right next to the gymhttps://youtu.be/WBxJ6CXYNLE?list=RDMMLaLegF2hAxI>You hop out>Dap your boi>O: "Cya man! I'm gonna go get like Seventy Donuts with my Mom's credit card!">A: "Why?">O: "Cause she's a bitch!">A: "Rock and fuckin' roll!">You head for the gym>Cape still rolling>Justin's hitting free throws when you arrive>A: "I thought you only played football.">Justin turns and unlike everyone else but Jackie>Janna>...and Luna>He smiles>The second he knows it's you>Ju: "haha! About time!">He tosses you the rock>Ju: "We needed a third man.">Blake's here>He does not look happy to see you>Makes sense after last class>Does he have a thing for Sabrina?>There's also a few seniors>That one huge guy on the Swim team>What was his name?>Right>Chet>There's some kids who don't know you very well here too>You spot Ferg up in the bleachers>He's on his laptop>Studying something>You can feel this day get a whole lot better>A: "I wanted to hit the weights...">You pop the basketball down a few times>A: "...I could use with a warm up first though!"ROLL DEXSTRAND CHA!
Rolled 20, 4, 19 = 43 (3d20)>>1879772
Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1879772
Rolled 15, 18, 12 = 45 (3d20)>>1879772
Rolled 14, 12, 19 = 45 (3d20)>>18797723d20, damn my man.
Rolled 3, 20, 4 = 27 (3d20)>>1879772QWONST
Rolled 3, 13 = 16 (2d20)>>1879772OH GOD
Rolled 2, 5, 7 = 14 (3d20)>>1879772Don't fuck up
Rolled 4, 13, 2 = 19 (3d20)>>1879772
Rolled 1, 9, 1 = 11 (3d20)>>1879772check ma trips
Rolled 7, 17, 9 = 33 (3d20)
Rolled 17, 8, 15 = 40 (3d20)>>1879772GET IT
>>1879787why are you like this?
Rolled 3, 5, 3 = 11 (3d20)>>1879772Bring the pain
Rolled 14, 14, 20 = 48 (3d20)>>1879772
Rolled 4, 18, 12 = 34 (3d20)>>1879772>>1879787
Rolled 12, 13 = 25 (2d20)>>1879772
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1879804i forgot to roll a third dice
Rolled 12, 3, 15 = 30 (3d20)>>1879772
Rolled 10, 6, 3 = 19 (3d20)>>1879772
Rolled 18, 14, 18 = 50 (3d20)>>1879772I goofed my roll
Rolled 13, 2 = 15 (2d20)>>1879772I CAN DO EET
Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d10)>>1879775>>1879775Dex winner!>5+5 = 10>>1879774+2>>1879787-210 total>>1879783Charisma WINNER!>You were supposed to roll 3 dice not 2Rerolling for STR and CHA!Enjoy this beautiful art
Rolled 12, 15 = 27 (2d20)>>1879772Here goes.
>>1879801>>1879801STR WINNER!18+10 = 28>>1879780+2>30total>Jesus>>1879795>>1879795Cha winner!>3+7=10 total!>>1879774Almost a double bonus>>1879787-2Harsh rolls, friend>>1879796+2!>10totalWriting!
Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d10)>>1879831
>>1879831>YOUR DEX IS NOW +6
>>1879831>>1879840https://youtu.be/MM6hzeFchgI?list=RDMMzQkg1f4O9Bs>You don't get people>Just don't>You don't get why your mom hurts herself and won't let you forgive her>You don't get why Dad hurts and takes everyone around him for whatever he can>You don't care about them>Not right now at least>You pound the court now>Slap the basketball out of a window and see it knock a news chopper from the sky today>Chet's freaked out by you>You do not make him feel better by asking him how he deals with the fact every girl at this school is the same height as his dick>Justin vouches for you>Blake does not>He calls you out at one point>You tell him straight up>A: "Chantelle's some kinna dyke about me talking to Sabrina. I don't like no.">Chet takes a break to stretch>Justin and you have to go one on one>He drives for the post>You almost bust his ass>Blake finds it hilarious that you're so short but pack so much juice>A: "Do you coyly admire me or don't trust me? Pick one, fucker.">Bl: "I've broken teeth with you, but shit if I date somebody I'm not letting them anywhere near you.">You look at Muscles>He confirms via hand signals that he would run his entire length through any spouse of anybody that could not physically make him stop>A: "Yeah that's fair.">Later on you, Chet, Justin and Blake hit the weights>Whoah>Whoah MAN you suck>Can't even curl a 10er>Can't Squat a bar>Or bench>Muscles however>With that 30>Has so much fucking fun>He's like a mouse in a cheese factory>Yanks up 2-300lbs with ease>Shoulder presses the Leg-press Machine>Runs on the treadmill using his fingers>You coach him>While struggling with your 5lb wrist weight jumping jacks>A: "F-Feel the burn! Fuck!">Your chest>It hurts so much>Your legs are jelly>You pass out after 25 minutes of hell>When you wake up>Muscles is still pumping>Ju: "96...97...">Right along with Justin>He is pumping Justin>Into the air>While Justin curls about 70lbs on the bar>Ju: "98...99...One...">He's struggling>A: "Hey!">He looks down at you>A: "There is no power for those who do not take it.">Justin bites his lip>Dat speech>Dat vision>Ju: "ONE...HUNDRED!">Bl: "Woo!">Clang cracka clangwang>It's over>You got a nap>You got a pump>Muscles wants to show you something>FFFLLLLELEEXXXXXXRRRIISHP!>...he has destroyed your sleeveMUSCLES STRENGTH IS NOW +11NEW FEAT UNLOCKEDUNDYING STRENGTH!MUSCLES CAN NO LONGER BE AFFLICTED WITH THE "WEAKNESS" DEBUFFDOES NOT TAKE DISADVANTAGE DUE TO FATIGUEcont
>>1879859>>1879859>You climb up from the floor>Hear the bell>Blake's already headed for the showers>Justin shows you the best spot>Muscles gets a little nosey with Chet>His butt is small>Yet well formed>Chet eventually screams like a girl until you reel your arm back in>Ch: "What the HECK, man!?">A: "Heck?">Ch: "You're messed up!">A: "Wow we really -haven't- met.">Muscles is not sorry>You're not sorry for him>Ju: "Swim team doesn't do grabass.">Bl: "Bunch of faggots are too self conscious about being faggots.">Ju: "Hey. They already get a bad rep.">Bl: "You got a thing for people with bad reps huh?">There's still some tension between you and Blake>Ju: "Well yeah. I gave you a chance didn't I?">Bl: "...Fuck off, Justin.">Ju: "Haha, love you too.">A: "Just touch butts already.">Muscles shakes water off of himself like a wet dog>A: "Muscles! Haha!">Lunch>You get to have it>You have SO MUCH money>You have SO MUCH HUNGER>The tables are almost all open>Brittney's power lunch>The Boiz brozone>You see Jackie at her table with Janna and a girl you've never metWhat do you eat?>Reasonable meal>Fuck food>ALL OF ITWhere do you sit?
>>1879863ALL OF IT! GET THEM GAINS! And duuuude, let's go meet a new girl with our GF.
>>1879863grab a bunch or carbed food (still reasonable, but like a pound or two of food) and sit with your gals and ask them whats up
>>1879859>You don't get why your mom hurts herself and won't let you forgive herPersecution complex + has to think everything is about her. If she stops hurting, she stops thinking she's at the center of everything.And she needs to think she's at the center of everything because ... I dunno. Moms I guess.
>>1879863>Snack attack with Jack-attack>Eat 'nana with Janna>Pound Listerine with the mystery
>>1879863>>Reasonable mealTake time to savor the food for once.Also, keep an eye on Muscles at all times.
>>1879872>>1879863Sorry, forgot to state>Sit with Jackie, Janna and new girl
>>1879863Justin seems pretty chill. It's like he has all of his shit together unlike us.I wanna learn shit from him. How he stays a good boi in this doggo eat doggo world.Ask him if he want to hang out with The girls and us.Out treat.
>>1879863>>You see Jackie at her table with Janna and a girl you've never met>ALL OF The food that won't make you sick.
>>1879863The eggs.All of the eggs.we have to eatALLTHEEGGS
>>1879863>>ALL OF IT>You see Jackie at her table with Janna and a girl you've never met.Time to make good first impressions.
>>1879863>What do you eat?Reasonable meal>Where do you sit?With our Party of course
>>1879863Buy a literal table of food. Then order pizza for all in your sight.
>>1879863>all the food but get it from somewhere else like a portal to the mall food courtTorn between our peeps and tearing Britt a new asshole.>tear into Britt
>>1879863>Reasonable meal>Sit with Jackie at her table with Janna and a girl you've never met
>>1879863>ALL OF IT>Jackie, Janna, and Mysterious Girlfriend X
>>1879919Don't tempt my boner anon
The votes>Fuck food0 votes>Anon is howngry>Reasonable meal3 votes>ALL OF IT7 votes>ANON>HAWNGREH>Seating?>Jackie and Janna and new girl6 votes>Invite Justin over2 votes>Brittney needs a new butthole1 votehttps://youtu.be/adDD43CvrUc?list=RDMMzQkg1f4O9Bs>First things first>Food>You get in the lunch line>Realize it's for suckers and fucking gays>Forreal>Ed and his bf are in the line and taking forever>So while you wait...>SHRRIRIIIIIP!>You lean out of your portal>At the Mall>In front of the line at WANG'S long DONG and takeout>You order as much as you fit into the walmart bags they put the food boxes in>20 orders of Kung Pow chicken>A mountain of egg rice>Steak>Drizzled Sweet rolls and crab Rangoon>When you emerge the line is shorter>Some people are angry at you for popping back in>Muscles silences them by bending the nearby rail in half>Literally>It shuts them up so fast they can't even stop you from grabbing the...>LAST>CHOCOLATE MILK>A: "The ripest fruit ain't the lowest.">You're drinking it before you even pay>Lunch lady doesn't say shit>She dead inside since the divorce>When you make it to the table you lay down your feast>Ja: "Dude...">Janna drools>J: "Nondo!">Jackie waves and scoots over>Letting you sit between her and Janna>She's dressed differently today>A new shirt>It's a little snarky>A: "Nice style.">J: "Did you just shower? Your hair's wet?">A: "Yeah. Hit the gym.">She pokes your human arm>J: "Was it -you- who hit it?">A: "Y-yeah!">J: "Aawww! Lookit him!">Jackie holds up your scrawny meat tube of a limb>She pushes your bicep>J: "He gonna be strawng!"cont
>>1879936>>1879936>You shuffle out>Blushing like crazy>A: "I can get anything I want once I want it!">J: "So can I.">Jackie grabs your hand>J: "There. I got it.">She's bamboozled you yet again>You bashfully interlace your fingers>She squeezes under the table>That's>What she wanted>You eat like a monster>The new girl's name is Hope>She's Jackie's co-bestie>J: "Nexhst to me!">Janna is eating your food>A: "HEY!">J: "Spread the wealth, you fascist!">A: "You rob people! That's the most capitalist thing there is!">You and Janna pig out>Muscles is happy to shovel food in your gorge>Jackie talks to her friend>Who seems genuinely freaked out by your armor, eyes, voice and references to many different holocausts>Jackie doesn't care>She's convinced there's more to you than what scares others>Maybe if you find a way to be human>Maybe you can prove her rightSESSION END!Follow the twitter for a stream of memes!https://twitter.com/StarVsQuestJoin the discord for discussion and shitposts galore!https://discord.gg/x25nAShStay blesstLove,Quest
>>1879938Thanks for running Quest!I hope people keep Anon's humanity, otherwise what's the point? He wouldn't be Anon then.
>>1879947What human child hasn't dreamed of slaying non-good.
>>1879938 Thanks for running, Quest Dude.
thanks for running this was awesome like always
>>1884581So, aside from fun time tomorrow, does this mean we get to skullfuck the Fairy Od Parents and Jimmy Neutron?
>>1884647Nigga you crazy. Jimmy has a friggin cheese ray. That beats everything.
SESSION START!https://youtu.be/6Tv6gQgj0VQ>Lunch is over>It was well spent with Jackie, Janna and Hope>Janna, after you got her to quit stealing your food...>Not like you bought so much so you could share with anyone>Stupid Janna>Darn Jackie for distracting you by basically snuggling your hand with hers under the table the whole time>J: "You smell nice today, dude.">A: "Like you do all the time.">Ja: "He must have showered for once. Pass me his sauce>Jackie actually passed your sauce>A: "Hey! Me sauce!">H: "So are you like...a Pirate cosplayer or what?">A: "I'm a dark Overlord in training.">J: "He's cool.">This unprompted compliment caused you to stare at Hope directly in her see-holes>As Muscles inspected the tush of Lunch Lady about 30 feet behind>You said in a deadpan tone>While Muscles dislocated the Lunch Lady's hip>A: "I am a monster.">LL: "MY SPURRRS!">Now>Now you're out of lunch>With only two classes remaining>Muffuckin'>MATHS>Which has both Star and Marco in it>and>MUSICS>Which you -would- normally share with Oskarr>He is however off galavanting in his Hatchback>Smonking the herbs>Luna appears on your shoulder>She's wearing a teacher's uniform>With a knee-length button slip skirt>A little dark wool vest>Over a Pink frilly dress shirt>She has a teeny hat themed to resemble a green apple>With pink, horn rimmed glasses>L: "Being studious today, darling?"There's no end to the amount of discourse you could cause in these halls if you so chose.>You have whole nother day of school tomorrow>A message from Ms. Skullnik>A flyer is on your locker>It reads>"KEEP THE SPOOKY SPIRIT ALIVE! MAKE SURE TO ATTEND THE HALLO-WACKY BALL!">A: "Wasn't it the Spook-o-Rama?">L: "It was."What do?
>>1887417>There's no end to the amount of discourse you could cause in these halls if you so chose.>CAUSE SOME CHAOS!!!
>>1887417DUDE! Sax lessons! Get our jam on! MUSICS!
>>1887417>Ask Jacks if she wants to do something for the Halloween Dance>Ask Luna to disguise our armor
>>1887417lets read that message
>>1887417Check the message, ask Mom about some of the magic she can teach, and take some sax lessons
>>1887417Avoid Maths because that kills the Anon.Aside from that, I guess we could go to Music class because SAX
>>1887417Tell her that we keep fucking up trying to be normal with the shit that happened with Sab and the class, thoguh we did have some fun with the girls and da bois. Not like she'd help us or even want us to be normal, but still.>>1887417Figure out when this "Hallo-Wacky Ball" is supposed to be.>>1887417Lets go to Math and try to ask Star what she knows about Nightmares before tomorrows Hunt. Luna too.>>1887417We can also really use Music class to practice our Sax.
>>1887417Read the message Skullnik is niceMake sure to apologize and ask how Sabrina is doing
>>1887443Oh, and for Luna's love, please fix the Lunch Lady.Muscles gotta stop hurting unwitting, unwilling, innocent mortals.
>>1887417>Read message>Get some normie clothes,or a illusion made by Luna over the armor>Go to Math
>>1887441Why avoid math? We can simply go and don't give any attention to it.We can also learn about anti-corn more.
>>1887443>>1887417Oh, and read MSG.
>>1887456Moosac is more important than math. Math won't help us with our future jam session with Oskarr.
>>1887461It's not like they are exclusive to one another.
>>1887417>Music or Mathgo to music class see if we can get that CHA up>A message from Ms. Skullnikanswer that
IT'S NOT AN OR CHOICE FOR THE CLASSESTHE SCHEDULE IS >MATHFOLLOWED BY>MUSICDo you people not know how a school schedule works?
>>1887506>IT'S NOT AN OR CHOICE FOR THE CLASSESWho do you think we are you little shit?We go to whatever class we want.
SKIP MATH CLASS
>>1887523Regardless, that doesn't change the fact that idiots thought we were voting on one class or the other.
>>1887417Go to math.Even if we don't give it any attention we need to have assistance.Plus we can increase our social links while in there.
>You consider the nature of your education>Maths...>A: "Hey, Mom.">L: "Yes, dear.">Luna adjusts her glasses with the end of her little parasol>Just like in your Korean motion picture drawings>A: "How important is math exactly?">L: "Like all knowledge it's only important in what it does. Not what it is.">A: "What would I need algebra for?">You feel a bubbly pink wave rush across your brain>L: "Hm...">Luna now knows everything you know about Algebra>Which, admittedly>Ain't much>L: "I have a way you could access such knowledge.">A: "Does it involve chaos?">L: "Mm...a little discreet kidnapping. Some brain surgery.">You're marching down the hall>A: "I think we should focus on the basics.">L: "Like your clothes?">A: "Yeah.">L: "Simple enough. Disrobe.">A: "I-">L: "Disrobe and I'll show you a little trick.">Your ears are red>A: "I- I can just skip math and head for music class! Yeah. Those kids are weird and don't wanna catch these hands anyways they won't care what I'm wearing.">L: "Come now, dear.">Luna's little eyes sear from beneath her horn rimmed spectacles>L: "Have you suddenly become...bashful?">You flip your phone open to check your messages>MESSAGE FROM MS. SKULLNIK<>It's a picture of your homework>Covered in red marks>SK: "You didn't even read this, did you?">Another picture of her pointing to a highly advanced chemical diagram using unknown numerical symbols>SK: "Did you just make it up as you went along?">Finally a picture of your scores>EnglishD>MathA+>ChemistryC>Phys EdB->MusicD->SK: "See me. You're worryin' your old teach, kid.">You quickly respond>A: "Is Sabrina ok?">SK: "Sabrina's a nervous wreck. Whatever you said to her just did what -every- new experience does a little girl with a rabbit heart.">A: "Scared the shit outta her?">SK: "...yeah. Did you eat lunch today?">A: "Yeah.">SK: "Good. Your mom ok?">A: "Which one?">SK: "Huh?">A: "Got a new one now.">SK: "Your dad remarry?"Johnathon Webwillow. Interesting and detestable notion there.>A: "She's as good as she gets.">SK: "Got it.">Was that caring or noseyness?>Hard to tell with herCHOOSE!>Skip Maths Y/N>Get Nude to learn Clothes trick? Y/N>What do?
>>1887553SKIP MATHS.Might as well learn clothes trick, so Y.
>>1887553>Y>Ydeleting duplicate in a second, forget to reply to post
>>1887553No Skip Math.Can't have our little Overlord come up with shitty grades when he graduates.Plus we can use the time to learn more about Anti-corn/Nightmare from Luna/Star.Yes to Nuding to learn clothes trick.J-Just do it in the boys room.
>>1887553Herp derped my brain>N>Y
>>1887553NYMath is the language of the universe, it is always important to know
>>1887553Skip Maths cause fuck that nerd shit we have an A anyway.We should ALWAYS get nude.And finally let's go see Skullnik i guess, we need to see Sabrina after class.
>>1887553>N>Y>It's Southern California. You haven't seen a kid with two mom's yet?
>>1887581T H I SHow can we expect to control the universe if we don't understand it?Anon ain't no gonna be no Cali hick.
>>1887553>N / Y
>>1887553>Y>YWHIP IT OUT BABE
>>1887553>Skip Maths Y/NYupper>Get Nude to learn Clothes trick? Y/NYupperino>What do?Not go to math class that's for sure. Maybe we can go collect the cars for Wondercuck.
>>1887553>Luna telling us to get nude
>>1887553NYJust disrobe in the bathroom in a stall.
>>1887553Just get in the houseavator to disrobe.
The votes>Skip>Y 7 votes>N 11 votes>Nudeness>Lewndness>Y 18 votesOhoho. I knew your modesty was feigned but I'm pleasantly surprised by your...hidden avarice.>A: "Luna fuckin' PLS.">You grumble as you and your magic mom barge into the nearest men's room>There's somebody in here>It's Ed>A->A: "Moob?">They both look at you as you darken the doorway>Moob has his hands in an odd way>IE>Around Ed's>WHAM!>AAaannd now he's shoved him into the bathroomstall>E: "Ah! You fucking dick.">M: "Don't ever touch me again!">Moob looks like he's gonna smack the queer off of Ed>Ed just looks embarassed and angry>A: "Fuck is this?">Moob points>M: "This fairy just tried to hold my hand when I was takin' a piss!">Ed doesn't say anything>He just starts marching out>M: "Sorry you had to see that, Nondo.">Moob shrugs>M: "Guess I got the wrong kind of appeal.">He stands there awkwardly for a moment>M: "So like...you here for a number 2 or-">L: "Get out of this stall before I make your own skin eat you.">Moob's eyes turn yellow>He screams>Cowers>L: "Pathetic.">Luna barely approaches>Moob runs>All 300+lbs of him>As fast as he can from the 7 inch high little woman>L: "That young man needs to learn some manners.">She turns and looks at you>Then keeps looking>...and Keeps looking>A: "M-mom?">L: "Yes?">A: "Do you have to -watch- ?">L: "Oh, darling. I'm in your head."It doesn't matter where I look. I'll see it all anyways.>Rest in RIP your ability to FAP>Muscles wishes you would quit thinking that word he doesn't know>You hear the first bell ring and begin to get busy>Busting down your armor is kind of a pain>Luna shows you how to pack the stuff into a neat little bundle>L: "Now. Copy this sigil into your clothes. You'll need some of your own hair.">You pluck one with ease>You don't even wince>That kind of pain is literally nothing to you>L: "Now...">Luna makes eye contact with you>Rock steady eye contact>She doesn't even peek at your bod or giggle at how you're basically hiding your junk from both her and own right hand>L: "Now tell me what kind of clothes you'd like."AN OPPORTUNITY, GENTS>You have had the same fucking outfit since middle school>Oversized black hoodie>Military pants>Fat shoesWHAT KIND OF OUTFIT DOES THE NEW MEAN AND LEAN ANONYMOUS WANT?
>>1887666Alright bois. Should we go normal or JoJo?
>>1887666Whatever we pick, it's gotta have a theme of our gold and black colors.
>>1887666nice satan trips>>1887676>>1887684Jojo with Anon color theme it is!
>>1887684>>1887693Yes, this works perfectly.
>>1887666Make us look like this, Momma
>>1887666>>1887701>>1887704Combine these >>1887701 >>1887704I wanna look classy But we NEED the hoodie
>>1887666>like Biggie Smalls
>>1887684In that case I say yellow long sleeve shirt with a black vest, because I like vests
>>1887704>>1887666i'm supporting Dapper Anon
>>1887709>>1887666NAH NIGGA LIKE TUPAC. BIGGIE WAS A FATASS
>>1887666>>1887693it's a meme but I like itsupporting
>>1887704I've got a set up like this for when I travel places that are cold. The coat I've got is pretty similar but it has a zip on hoodie too so imagine it folded up if you want.
>>1887666Change the shirt to black and gold. Throw a pink pin on there to represent Luna's color.
>>1887701>>1887704>>1887708White Knight hoodie.
>>1887666>>1887709If nobody votes for this, I'm changing my vote to>>1887701>>1887728
>>1887728If you don't like these you aint my nigga.
>>1887728>literal white knight
>>1887735>>1887728Something white, black and gold, but it gotta be a Knight hoodie/jacket.
>>1887666This is also a option.
>>1887693supporting having anon be a ridiculous ass Jojo nigga. although i'm going specifically for Gyro. but support Jotaro if it don't get any votes.
>>1887666All of them. Be like mom and have many outfits.
>>1887773We really need to diversify our outfit choice.All we have are Columbine Wannabe trenchcoats and hoodies.We gotta look good in front of our future subjects.
>>1887666So basically something with white, black and gold.Similar to>>1887704 but using >>1887701 and >>1887728
>>1887728Supporting jacket to guard virginity
The Fuck You suit would be nice to add to Anon's wardrobe.
>>1887666Combine these two>>1887704>>1887693
>A: "...">You know Luna knows what you want>L: "...">Her placid yet iron clad smirk doesn't even twitch>You can feel some her thoughts however>Now that your souls are bonded>This is a two way street>A: "Hey do I ever get to see -you- naked or-">L: "Do you really want the referential outfit?">A: "Y-yes! I mean. Aw, We could go so many directions. Hold up. I'll like...">You pull up your phone>Drag up the fashion board of 3senpai>While you try to browse for sick looks You feel some ideas ring in your brain>Like guitar strings being plucked>L: "Oh my...">You see flashes of gold and black>Of shoulder flattering leather jackets>Billed Hats>Chains>L: "Oh My~">You look back up>Luna's got your scissors>L: Hmhm.">SHHHRRIIIIIIIPhttps://youtu.be/HlGxcekfsho?t=14>A hole opens in the air>It gapes>Drizzles black foul liquid from it's edges>Luna waves her tiny hand>???: "PHhffdhSKRRRIIIIrrrr!">She summons forth 12 feet of a black skinned>Orange armored monstrosity>It's flesh undulates like the back end of a termite Queen>It's face is riddled with short, curly hair thorns>A pair of antennae, tipped with tiny secondary mouths snap at the tiles>Luna strokes it's stomach>The It drools that disgusting black Ichor>Hiccups>Then calms down>Luna draws out a pair of knitting needles from her hair>Which floofs out to twice it's volume>Making her resemble an ice-cream cone sized mad scientist>L: "Let's get to work, dear. Hold still."I'd never forgive myself for pricking you in the wrong place.>Using silk from the abomination she dragged out of the pit>Chains from her old castle>Accessories nabbed from little nooks and summoned cloth>Luna makes you a glorious outfit>It isn't just a copy of JoJo's slick jacket>It's yours>>1887751>>1887728>>1887722>A jacket the has the slickness and thickness of leather from unknown alien creatures>A sturdy zipper and nearly 2 dozed pockets>and yes>>1887693>An awesomely high collar that needs no startch to entirely stand on it's own>The Belt is a chain that has a loose end dangling off the side>The undershirt is a classy combo of casual and military style V-neck>With horizontal Gold and black stripes>>1887704>She includes a vest to go over this seemingly casual garment, ensuring your warmth>The vest is white>Just like the inside lining of your jacket>>1887809>>1887813>She emblazons on the back>Just under the collar so it can be discreetly hidden>F U C K Y O U>Which extends across the shoulders>She shows you the hood on the back>Which, when pulled up becomes the top part of a face mask>Complete by the high collar>Giving you a face guardcont
>>1887693Dapper Jojo Anon is a go I repeat is a go
>>1887874>>1887874>L: "There.">A: "Whoah.">L: "Now go show those trifling peasants how a king struts.">WHam!>Maths>Is a class>Which now +1 Anonhttps://youtu.be/0tdyU_gW6WE>You stride in shoulders swaying>Do a spin>Point to your self>A: "Alright nobody panic!">Everyone looks like they're about to panic>All gripped onto their backpacks for shields>A: "I'm here to learn.">They visibly deflate>Marco puts his hand on Star's shoulder>Chilling her out>You invite yourself to sit right behind her and Marco>Who are seated right next to yaboi>Justin>A: "Ay bruh!">J: "Sick duds, Dude.">A: "Thanks, my mom made em.">J: "Thrift-a-licious!">Janna's near the back>Carving stuff into her desk>Class starts>and FFFFFFFFF>It's Maths>Nobody is dealing with this well>Especially not you>If not for Wondervon you'd be flunking this shit so hard>More imporant than this dumb class however is your dumb mission>One which you've scheduled to push forward tomorrow>With Star>Butterfly>You don't exactly have the best relationship>You're rude to her>She's punched you>Stole your best friend>Been an airhead and tried to kill your other NEW best friend>Your right arm>MmWhat do?
>>1887897Try and improve our understanding of math. It might also help with spellcrafting, since that seems to follow some form of , albeit twisted, logic.
>>1887897Justin or Janna, Justin or Janna....... BIRDS OF A FEATHER! GO SIT WITH JANAN! Unless I'm bein' dumb again and we've been forced into a seat, in which case, I dunno, suffer?
>>1887897>discuss Nightmare stuff with StarWeren't we planning on doing this a while back?
>>1887897LEAVE HER ALONENO MEME SHIT.....Ok Maybe read the dumb cunts mind a bit, not like she would know we were doing it.BUT NOTHING ELSE.
>>1887897Support this... >>1887919 ... but do it through notes. we're sitting right near her.
>>1887897>So, Star. I hope Tom didn't wasted your time too much.
>>1887897No need to escalate the situation further.Ask her about tomorrow's Celestial Hunt and about the Anticorn.Other than that, try and get this class over with, maybe Justin is good at math? He seems like a good boiw tih good grades.
>>1887897Don't talk with star, talk to the Js
>>1887897Mind talk with Janna while normal talking with Justin, and read Star and Marco's mind while we at it.Time to learn to multitask.
>>1887914>>1887936Fuck what I said, supporting.
>>1887897So Star, what was so important that Tom nearly broke the deal he made with me?
>>1887897>>1887923Changing vote to >>1887936Seems like a overall better use of our time.
>>1887897>Pass Star a note reminding her of the nightmare hunt and asking if it's cool if we bring Jackie and Janna along>talk with Janna and Justin
>>1887956I like this>>1887897Also should try to at least attempt to study some maths
>>1887897> GIVE HER THE NOD
>>1887897>>1888023On another note: I won't mind this.
>>1887936Supporting as well
>>1887936This is going to be the Star shitpost sent to Jackie all over again
>>1887897THE VOTES>Discuss Plans to Murder the Star Horse5 votes>Actually pay attention to class for once >haha >What a meme2 votes>Talk to Justin and Janna1 vote>Chat about Tom 2 votes>THE NOD 1 vote>Omnibrain conference call4 votes>You ball up a little piece of paper>After scribbling on it a little doodle>Of you >With a huge chin >A huge bulge in your pants >With longer hair >and a big smile >In space >Punching a Unicorn with an afro and gold teeth in the taint >With Star in the background you guess >You may have drawn her as an actual stick with horns >Then put at the bottom >"We still doing this thang?" >After you bap her in the back of the head she reads the note >Flips it >Hands it back to you >What the- >It's a drawing of her >Having ripped a black furred Unicorn's head clean off >It's heart in her teeth >You're in the back >Saying "Wowh!" >You are a foot tall at most >Her note at the bottom says >"Bet ur butt. Why?" >She even drew herself in her current outfit >Kittykat themed sweater >With a braid in her hair that you know Marco did >Cause he did it you in your sleep once >As a goof >What ask?
>>1888023I'm up for nodding. Maybe asking Star what Tom was willing to risk breaking our pact for just to talk to her.Other than that, maybe talk with Justin while peeking into Star/Marcos. Luna did want us to learn the basics of algebra though before stuffing it into our head from another person.
>>1888080Better question, why did we even ask her?
>>1888080>Gear check. Armor, weapons, potions, magic>Toss paper back, "My mom's coming, you bringing anyone?">Beam a lewd image into Marco's brain.
>>1888080>have the next illustration of a Handsome Anon and a hyper-detailistic butterfly dining on said head>Engage in actually asking about what a Nightmare is capable of
>>1888080oh PSQuest's work IP has been banned for the time being.We are using this workaround for now friends
>>1888080>Are we bringing our normie friends with us?
>>1888080Draw back with a note that denotes that the braid is Marco and our's old braidNote we're just confirming that it's happeningAlso maybe ask why Tom was willing to break a pact we forced on him. No details on that, just what was important.
>>1888087WE ARE NOT LETTING MARCO KNOW ABOUT MIND POWERS.Last thing we want is him actively defending.
>>1888080Ask if she plans to bring anyone or if this is a royalty only event.
>>1888080>"Gear check, you got everything you'll need?">"Any tagalongs?">"Also, any advice for killing the kenyan pony?"
>>1888080Anything we should bring?We don't have a fancy swiss-magic-stick like yours.YET.
>>1888080>>1888087>>1888086these are supported by me
>>1888087Yeah, sure support.
>>1888080>It cool if I bring Jackie and Janna>ur whale cum 4 the demon cuck :^)
>>1888100>>1888087Anti-vote for letting Star and Marco know abut mind powers.Don't want them knowing about them just yet.
>>1888080Send a note back and then ask to meet after schoolThen pay attention in classOtherwise you are just like your father
>>1888080>>1888089Since my vote isn't getting any support, I'm changing to >>1888144
>>1888144>Send a note back and then ask to meet after schoolBut why tho?
>>1888144Supporting, seems smart to me.
>>1888166More time to discuss how to murder things efficiently.
THE VOTES!>Gear check and lewd for the Anonymous dude7 votes>Collab Art1 vote>Normies?3 votes>Tom1 vote>Advice on Murder1 vote>You stick our your tongue as you jot everything you intend to bring>Your pair of dead guys>Your sick new outfit>Your Mom>"What're you bringing?">You have to pause for a moment as Ms. Skullnik has noticed you and Star -not- trying to kill each other>You give her the nod>She gives you the 'fuck is up' look>You shrug>She wordlessly continues drawing up diagrams>You pass the note to star>Who had already gotten in the spirit of stealth>She pulls her shirt up over her nose while she writes>Glancing around>Even hiding her work from Marco when he tries to peek>He makes eye contact with you>Does an "I'm watching you hand signal">You beam an image of Jackie getting milkshake all over her chest that you remember from one of your face-time calls>Marco practically loses his seat>You chuckle>While making a slow jerk-off motion back at him>Muscles does the worm in order to jeer the owner of what he identifies as the "wrong arm">Marco glares daggers at you>Turning pink>You suddenly feel something diddle the inside of your ear>A: "NYAH!">Fuck>Did you just>You slowly turn >FUCK >Everyone heard you say that>Star looks like she's about to explode with laughter>There is a piece of paper stuck in your ear>The paper contains several lines of info>S: "Just U me and Marco (We are going to ditch Marco)">We go to space, find a starstorm and inside will be the Nightmare! I used to hunt them with my dad!>We'll need silver weapons or Magic>So I'm gonna turn my wand into a Silver Battleaxe! Lookit!>There is a drawing of a battle-axe with fearsome looking blades>Serrated edges on one side>S: "Pack a snack and dress warm!">P.S. I like your outfit, Anon. It's so you! Look up when you get to this part!>You glance back up>Star's looking over her shoulder at you>WOOSH!>She waves her wand over clothes>Warping them>Like Luna did with yours and your armor>Except it's instant>Sparkly a-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE>90s>Pic related is star's new outfit>Complete with a cup of the same design>She points back to the note>S: "I LOVE making new outfits! Also, who's your mom? I've never seen her."What do?
>>1888196>A: "You wouldn't know her, she's not from around here."
>>1888196Note:"You can meet my new, better, Mom after school. Also, are Nightmares affected by Cold Iron?"Then try and get some studyin' in. Don't want to be Dad, and Skullnik asked for us to try.
>>1888196Saved her from a hell that was created by fate and bound her to my soul son we could hang and not be in torment. You know the usual things
>>1888196>She is the one I was saving. Thanks for the help btw, even if it wasn't much it made a lot of difference
QUEST-SAN WILL BE BACKstay cool you wonderful foolshttps://youtu.be/xzILUpaTtbc
>>1888196>>1888204>>1888212This. She's from another Reality.Thank her for her help in helping us help her help us. Bitch.**POSSIBLE JOURNAL NOTE**It seems that Anti-corns are hurt by silver just the same as unicorns.After school we should contact Alabaster to see if:>A) He has the sword the cultists we dealt with tried to kill him with.>B) Go back to Oskar's father's manor to try and find such sword.>C)We can buy one in QuestBuy.
>>1888220You do realize we literally went through heaven and hell to get a spell that removes immunity's such as "can only be hurt by silver weapons" right?
>>1888196Tell her not to worry about it, and end then end rip up the paper when she pushes for answers.We got the info we wanted, on to the next period.
>>1888196>>1888204>>1888212supportan!>>1888223Also this. Just use Own.If she doesn't get it we do this basically.>>1888224
>>1888196>write a note>"you're okay star. Wanna see some cool magic?">Starwalk outta class and get to music class early, desk and all.
>>1888223There's a difference between making something vulnerable to a type of damage and them having an intristic Weakness to a specific Elemental Damage type.There's nothing saying that unicorns/nightmares can't be killed by other means beside silver weapons. But they are most probably weak to them.There's no reason not to get one if we got the time.
>>1888231We have OWN, and can do better things with our time than buy an otherwise useless weapon.
>>1888231>>1888227>>1888223Besides, Alabaster already told us about a specific Nightmare he knows to be a dick and where to find him.