Last Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1799716/Twitter: @The_RenexiziousDiscord: https://discord.gg/BbzTuraCharacter Sheet(Full!):https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gUCharacter Sheet (Renexizious Only!): https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xgNKMzLUZS9L05DUCxmsvuYs-bGPIRpQsFv5k7oaBBkLast time on EDQ, we spent some time with Liz while I died and did work.Now, this time in EDQ...Vietnamese forces have recently just bombed your tiny navy, crippling one ship and boarding the others in small fishing boats, with only one ship narrowly avoiding this fate, led by Kaptan Julian Cederström, who managed to sound the alarm as Vietcong commandos boarded his ship, and from reports on the mainland, gunshots were apparently heard throughout the night on his vessel until roughly midnight until phone operators reported the Kaptan as calling in to confirm his vessel was indeed assaulted in the middle of the night. However, the rest of your navy faired little better and were captured, and moved to engage the last remaining Swedish vessel.In an amazing naval firefight between four poorly-commanded Vietcong ships and one Swedish vessel, Kaptan Julian managed to manuever his way to destroying three of the enemy ships, until an enemy shell penetrated the ammunition, causing a large explosion on the Kaptan's ship, resorting to ramming a Swedish ship, which evidently caused it to sink much later.Soon after the ramming and the ammunition explosion, the Japanese navy moved to assist the Kaptan who was fighting the last remaining enemy vessel.However, the Kaptan's ship was destroyed in a large explosion, tearing the ship in two, as a enemy shell penetrated another location, destroying the ship.The Japanese navy managed to severely damage the last remaining captured destroyer, which landed off the coast of Vietnam... Although it is rumored that the Swedish crew in charge of that vessel have been taken as hostages.You have three remaining ships left, all supply ships. If it wasn't for the Kaptan, you have a feeling that would of changed.What exactly do you want to do?>...Ignore this.>...See about trying to strengthen Swedish-Japanese relations.>Try to do something in the memory of the captain?>Write-in
>>1866730>Try to do something in the memory of the captain?>Talk to Liz about buying British ship We should buy British ships to help them pay off that debt and finally upgrade our navy
>>1866746I like this idea
You decide to talk to Elizabeth about warships.Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get a good deal!+3 for being somewhat seductive?+2 for mentioning how great you've been?+1 for exploiting her weakness to cute.
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1866797Gib warships
>>1866799Not with those rolls anon.
Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1866797+3 for being somewhat seductive?+2 for mentioning how great you've been?+1 for exploiting her weakness to cute.>Ren slowly wraps his tail around the hips of his Yian-Ti shifted lover>He can't help but whisper at how delightful it is to be back in the public eye.>But he can't help but coil his forked and flickered tongue around her ear lobe mentioning how poor little vietcong are having the audacity to halt his goals. And considering we're supporting Liz to take over Russia, we can't have a weak navy in the south, can we?
>>1866815I'm willing to give you a reroll if you can romanticize her being the Tzar of Russia and being your empress.
Rolled 18 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1866829>And imagine it my sweet. As Russia ogles over you, taking you in as its Tzar, you could by my little double empress upon such sweet shores we've taken over.
Rolled 2 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1866797Best time to ask is to bring her to us while we're sitting down.Then we can pull her onto our lap.We can rub our noses and use pet names.We can slip in our request for ships amidst a few compliments and kind words as well.
18+11=29 You manage to butter up (so to speak) Elizabeth into giving you a few ships for free until the conflict in Vietnam is over, which includes the HMS Duke of York, a battleship, and a dozen destroyers and four submarines.She also includes a plan for a large amount of ships in the Royal Navy in Indian for a mere... 80$ Million.It's a deal, that's for sure... Though you could probably get something better...Actions>Push more. (Choose to either lean towards bargining, seducing, or simple charisma!)>...This is perfect, thank Liz and take the free ships...>...Put yourself into temporary debt to get control over the British Navy in India... (80$ Million in loans, but Liz will let you use a very powerful amount of ships whenever you want.)>Write-in
>>1866865>>...Put yourself into temporary debt to get control over the British Navy in India... (80$ Million in loans, but Liz will let you use a very powerful amount of ships whenever you want.)I say this because we eliminate the need for a middle men in case of military emergency.
>>1866865>...Put yourself into temporary debt to get control over the British Navy in India... (80$ Million in loans, but Liz will let you use a very powerful amount of ships whenever you want.)
You put yourself into temporary debt, and send your ships to Vietnam...You also make sure to hold something in the memory of the captain...What do?>Attempt to search for him. Perhaps he can still be alive? (Cost: 20 Million, and he might not even be alive!)>A normal state-funded funeral.>An elegant state-funded funeral, worthy of a high ranking officer such as a general. (Cost: 1$ Million)>A very prestigious state-funded funeral, worthy of a hero of Sweden. (Cost: 3$ Million)>Hold an overwhelmingly prestigious state-funded funeral, worthy of a matyr! (Cost: 6$ Million)The more money you spend on this, the more likely for a positive event.
>>1866899>A normal state-funded funeral.
>>1866899>>A very prestigious state-funded funeral, worthy of a hero of Sweden. (Cost: 3$ Million)but don't make it a funeral. Make it a monument to the bravery of our soldiers. >>1866899>Attempt to search for him. Perhaps he can still be alive? (Cost: 20 Million, and he might not even be alive!)If he's alive and the Vietcong catch him. It would cost us a lot more than 20 million.
>>1866899>>A very prestigious state-funded funeral, worthy of a hero of Sweden. (Cost: 3$ Million)
Rolled 66, 12 = 78 (2d100)You half-heartily invest a few million (about 5) into finding the man, and hold a funeral for him that's fairly important.Ignore my rolls.
You fail to find much, if anything of the admiral around the wrecks.You note that your people have become more nationalistic and a bit more sacrificing.With that done, you move onto the next week, when you get a request from Claw...Oh, Claw.Great.You eventually find Claw, and he seems eager to be doing something "violent" or at least, plundering or destroying something since he's bored/active....Hm.Actions.>...Ignore his request.>...Send him to Vietnam?>Send him to help in the Spanish Civil War?>Come up with something for him to do?>Write-in
>>1866947>...Send him to Vietnam?Maybe he'll find the captain.
>>1866947>...Send him to Vietnam?
You decide to send Claw to Vietnam.What do you want him to specifically do?>Deforest the jungle to drive the Vietcong out.>Send Claw to terrify the shit out of civilians and Vietcong alike...>Send Claw to find the captain. It could take a long time, and there's a damned good chance of failure.>Write-in
>>1866961>>Send Claw to find the captain. It could take a long time, and there's a damned good chance of failure.I'm too invested.
>>1866961>>Send Claw to terrify the shit out of civilians and Vietcong alike...
You send Claw to do a bit of finding captains and a bit of rampaging.Lethal or non-lethal anons?>Lethal rampaging.>Non-lethal, family friendly rampaging.
Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)You send Claw to lethally rampage in Vietnam while finding the captain.Ignore my roll.
You hear some rumors about slime-covered villages of Vietcong disappearing in the middle of the night, alongside the entire village itself, buildings and all...Finally, the last important thing is that you hear your son Revenaris going on vacation to Greece, and has asked for a bit of money so he can "continue painting" and having a fun time.Actions>Send him what he wants. (7$ Million)>Try to get Liz to do it... (Have Liz pay for it!)>Don't send your son money. (He'll probably hold it against you and dislike it!)
>>1867016>Send him what he wants. (7$ Million)
You send Revanaris 7 Million, and one more week goes by.You hear that he's having a great time in Greece, and apparently is making friends among some of the politicians too, some of whom buy his work.You eventually get sent back 14$ Milliion for helping Revenaris.Also... Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if Flames has calmed down over the past 3 weeks.+2 for trying to find a way to get his mind off Chrysoula.
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1867053
Rolled 19 (1d20)2+5=7Flames of course, continues to rant.YOU KNOW, I BET SHE WAS FUCKING TWICE AS HOT AS ELIZABETH AND TWICE AS USEFUL, YOU FUCKING... Fucking... You fucking draconic twat!...Flames, you don't even remember what she looks like.She was hot! And probably could scratch my fucking neck! Do you not realize how nice that is? Besides, she's something to fucking think about! I bet she fucking had cute red hair or something....Maybe?Yeah, probably... Do you think she'd li... Fuck, this isn't the point. Why the fuck did you go back in time to prevent me from getting a fucking girlfriend?Because it turns out to be pain, I guess.So? For fuck's sake, Solaire's more successful at getting women then I am, and he's a FUCKING CELIBATE KNIGHT.Meanwhile, your just a fucking cuckold.FUCK RIGHT OFF!You don't get anywhere besides infuriating him more and more, hurting your economy.Ignore my roll.
You manage to resist Flame's intrusions and attempts at sabotage, though your economy is still fucked.What do you want to do?>Try to rule your country more directly...>See about going to Vietnam...>Help Liz with the election more.>Try to pay off the British debts.>Visit the kobold's embassy.>Focus on the Spanish Civil War.>Adventure.>Write-in
>>1867141>>Focus on the Spanish Civil War.
>>1867141>Focus on the Spanish Civil War.While we're doing this, see if Liz can go do something about that Elven dominion base in Denmark.
You decide to do both.You of course, are on the side of Franco, with Germany on your side too, along with England, while the king has America, Canada.Brazil and China are neutral.What do?>Raid and pillage in your dragon form?>Use one of your behemoths... (Claw or Pragius. Claw is good at sneaking, and Pragius is good at leading.)>Try to get a diplomatic resolution.>Try to get one of the neutrals on your side.>Move troops into Francoist Spain. (Make escalate the conflict severely!)>Send volunteers to Francoist Spain.>Send resources/equipment to Francoist Spain.>Write-in
>>1867198>>Raid and pillage in your dragon form?
>>1867198>Send volunteers to Francoist Spain.>Send resources/equipment to Francoist Spain.It'll just be like ol times.
>>1867198>Send volunteers to Francoist Spain.>Send resources/equipment to Francoist Spain.
You decide to send volunteers to Spain and supplies...Roll me a 1d20 for quality of volunteers.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1867234
You get a few bands of human volunteers to join up, about 800 men in total, alongside 30 werewolves, 4 elves, and 1 minotaur.You begin to send supplies to Francoist Spain...You make about 30$ Million a month.How much anons?>Low (5$ Million in upkeep. per month.)>Medium (10$ Million in Upkeep per month.)>High (15$ Million in Upkeep per month)
>>1867258>Medium (10$ Million in Upkeep per month.)
>>1867258>>Low (5$ Million in upkeep. per month.)We can't be spending too much. We've been making big spends. We can't quite afford to pick off the top of our income.
>>1867391Man makes a fair point.
You send a low amount of supplies to the Spanish.Your wife also pitches in a fair amount of supplies, in an effort to also create jobs and also to show solidarity with you, and when you get home the rest of the week is spent with your family and kids and basically trying to be a good father...You know, it's nice that we don't have any other wives or are cheating on Elizabeth or anything like that. No dates every fifteen minutes... Not having to explain to our kids why they have three moms......What do you mean?What, you don't remember being married and the hell that caused?...I mean, who would we even be married to?...Frankizka?...Frankizka? Wait, are you actually showing interest in someone?You can't help but laugh....Did you have a dream or something? Why would I be married to her? I mean, she's cute and shy and all, but I mean, that's a fucking vampire... Plus, I remember thinking it was a terrible idea....I mean, well... Yeah, we were married to her. It wasn't too bad, it was kind of nice actually, if you could look past the whole cheating on Liz thing and how they fought a lot... Then you got Flame's wife who was a minotaur... Chrysoula, was it, who was overly emotional and gentle?...A minotaur?You can't help but break down laughing, and even Flames loses his frustration and can't help but laugh....What, do you not remember any of this?You and Flames begin to make fun of Solaire for being into necrophilia and bestiality for a little bit, and it helps reduce frustration, at the cost of pissing off Solaire a bit.For fuck's sake, I don't even... You know, when I first met you fucks I actually had an accent, and now look, I talk like you. Why the hell am I doing that? Also, can you fucking not?Eventually, time passes as you make fun of him for having a crush on Frankizka and minotaurs.The next day rolls around, and you get up and ready to go...Eventually after getting ready for your day, you notice Liz's left something out on an end table... A magazine with bookmarks in it....Home Improvement Lately?...After a quick paging through it, you eventually find that Liz seems to be looking at some home improvement, such as "a better bedroom" and 'a less boring living room'...Hey, Solaire? Would you like the one in all pink for your special minotaur girlfriend? Or purple?...Stop.Flames gives some evil laughter as he continues his torment of Solaire.Great.Beyond all that, you have a list of reports to deal with, such as petitions, statistics, and more fucking boring work.Yay.That's of course, when you start thumbing through some documents and try to figure out the taxes and other shit going on...You also thumb through salaries and other things to government employees...Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.+2 for making fun of Solaire
Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1867504>"Hey Solaire, better adjust your standards, man. There's no way Frankizka would ever have anything to do with you. She's got a body, and a job, and you...don't. Although, I shouldn't be surprised, Mr. White Knight has a forbidden fetish. I bet you'd like her more if she was also a minotaur, right?"
>>186750915+6=21As amusing as a vampire minotaur vegetarian sounds, I'm not interested.Sure you aren't.You notice while going through the salaries a bit of a noticable trend. Some government employee expenses have been far above what they've been saving and earning, and in a few cases, nearly three times their annual salary in a few transactions... Some of the most important transgressors is the mayor of Stockholm, and the mayor of Gothenberg...Hm.Actions>Have Frankizka investigate.>Investigate this abnormality.>Ignore it... You don't need to flip the civil service on it's head.>Write-in
>>1867518>Have Frankizka investigate.Embezzling is not ok.
You of course have Frankizka on the scene... She does however, ask you to stay so both of you can look it over just in case the other one misses something.(Frankizka will do a hidden roll for finding out more about this.)+3 for continuing to make fun of Solaire...+2 for thinking how great, nice, and attractive Liz is.
>>1867535>"Hey Solaire, hey Solaire, it's not very gentlemanly or chivalrous to be thinking about a lady's breasts, a beast's breasts, or an undead's breasts. Besides, what if her order made her take an oath of chastity? Wouldn't you feel terrible if you lead to her breaking that oath? Better stick with the beasts instead. Oh, oh, I know, I know! What do you like better, Solaire, fur or scales? There's only one right answer, by the way.">"God, why couldn't you have gone for one of Liz's heads instead of my spymaster? I mean, she's got three heads, I've got three heads, she leads an empire, I lead an empire, she's just the cutest shade of green, and is kind, and loving, and always there when I need her...she's way better than anything else you've shown interest in, Solaire. Seriously, man, we need to work on your taste."
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1867535
17+13=27(+3 from good write ins)15+6=21F-f-for fuck's sake, I'm not.. Shit, goddamn it... I'm not going to even respond to this.Fur, huh?Fuck right off. Flame's the fucking furfag, not me....Really? Thinking of minotaur boobs? Seems a bit weighted towards you being the furfag.Solaire seems to be getting very annoyed.You and Frankizka delve deep into the logbooks and salaries, and eventually find a few choice lists of personal donations... Donations from corporations, individuals...Shady individuals, giving nearly a million to one mayor...Hm. You got something, that's for sure.However, still, there's a large sum of money unchecked for...Frankizka however, chalks it up to embezzlement on projects......Hm.The last thing is that a small handful of important mayors has an absolutely huge wallet, with most of their money coming from "offshores" in disturbing amounts.Roll me a 1d20+5 to finish up the investigation.+2 for making fun of Solaire's "tastes".+2 for continuing to list why Elizabeth is far superior and attractive, not to mention cute...+2 if you can get very angry at this "embezzlement" of YOUR money...
Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1867559>"Seriously though man, fur? Over scales? I can't believe I'm hearing this, from my own head! I mean, if you HAVE to go for one of the beastly races, at least go for some scales, like a proper dragon. Have some dragon-pride, damn it.">"Besides, Liz is way, way better than some undead, furry or scaly wet dream you'd come up with, Solaire. She's done an excellent job at raising our kids, and she's got this air of majesty about her when she moves that just grabs your attention, and she worries about the cutest little things, because she's got the other worries, like her economy, handled, so she sweats small stuff instead, and it's just so freaking adorable.">"Ugh, fucking embezzlers...that's MY money, damn it, and I need it! For...things. Dragon things. Every penny they steal to line their own pockets, and private yachts, and even bigger private yachts with a pool to hold their other private yacht in, means one less penny to take money baths in! Or stuff my pillow with! Or use to tease Liz about how my empire's economy is doing so much better than hers! THIS SHALL NOT STAND!"
>>1867577Allowing samefagging if Ren can of course, continue on about how adorable Liz can be, and how she's so... Well, exotic! And human, and attractive! Not to mention the accent.
Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1867581>"I mean, look at it. She clearly trusts me enough to have her back on the major issues, that she's free to worry her head off over inconsequential things that don't and never will matter in the long run. It's cute and wonderful that she holds that much faith in me. And she's even got this cute little high-society accent, and she's got such a tempered, human outlook on life, it's refreshing. And out of all the things in my treasure hoard, all my gold, all my gems, all my mounds and mounds of paper money, she's what I value the most in it."
Rolled 13 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1867584>"I mean, women who will deal with the kind of shit I put her through don't exactly grow on trees. So when you find one, you grab onto them, and never let go, because chances are slim you'll ever find another one, and I enjoy the companionship she brings to me."Ren's eyes flick up towards Frankizka."You never heard any of this, right?"
13+11=24You of course, go a bit on a tirade about Elizabeth, and the cute little things about her you love so much, and end up slightly revealing yourself as a bit of a soft person towards her. You of course tell Frankizka to have never heard of whatever you've said......You do find that the larger bank accounts with more money seem to have a monthly deposit., and an arbitrary "reward" deposit once in a while....You of course begin to set into action removing these embezzlers and other unpleasant things...Who do you want to do this?>Renexizious. (...Expect nommings of public officials.)>Elizabeth. (Expect her to be very, very pissed off, to the point nomming is a slim possibility.)>Frankizka (Can keep cool, and can certainly o it quietly.)>Write-in
>>1867591Renexizious. (...Expect nommings of public officials.)Time to go make Khorne's day.
You of course, decide to make a few "examples" out of some unruly politicians.You do have a bit of a long list.Where do you start?>The mayors first, of course. Take the big fish out first...>The city councilmen... Less important, but still important, if that makes sense.>School board Representatives. Very unimportant, but who'll notice a few missing corrupt Representatives?>...Don't nom them, just scare them. A lot.>Write-in
>>1867594>The mayors first, of course. Take the big fish out first...Gotta make those first examples count. Besides, sounds like the mayors have enough cash to flee the country if they hear what we're up to, so we should get them out of the way first.
You of course, cut corruption in the "upper strata".Roll me a 1d20+5 for how effective "taking care" of the corruption problem is.+3 for coming up with a way to sneakily draw out the mayors for nomming and of course, to serve as an example to any would-be politicans.+2 for also of course enjoy your status of having life and death over your mortal servants and have a bit of ego boosting.+2 for more positive thoughts about Liz as you go about the place, taking out the trash...
Rolled 20 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>1867600>For the first one, a good, old fashioned smash-n-grab in the dead of night at his estate, before taking to the skies to tell him of his folly. For the second one, a letter requesting a midnight rendezvous from the mayor's favorite mistress at a secluded location in the city park, only to have Ren grab him while flying by and dragging him up into the clouds.>After grabbing each mayor, immediately fly up high into the air, with them in your claws. "So, before we get down to business, let me tell you where you fucked up. No, no, no screaming, no one can hear you up here, we're quite alone. You fucked up when you thought you could get away with stealing from me. You serve the people who elected you, yes, but first and foremost, you serve me. And I don't particularly like it when my servants are taking my hard-earned gold, and embezzling it for themselves. The money you stole was for the greater good of the people you governed. Not for yourself. Nor should you have been enriching yourself through bribes. You are, well, soon to be WERE, a public servant. The public is not a handful of special interests groups who will line your pockets if you agree to look the other way. Now that you have learned your lesson, it's time for my favorite part. The nomming part." Nom!>"I think that Liz would be pleased to see me taking a stronger front in stamping out corruption in my ranks. After all, she DID practically vacuum up her House of Nobles when they got too uppity. Ah, I can't wait to see her again once I'm done tidying up. Maybe she's got some ideas on how these vacant mayorships should be filled. Or an idea who half these bribery deposits are from."
Critical SuccessYou accidently get a bit "overzealous" as you clean house, but you don't think it's caused any harm besides most of the politicans being... Well, you know, dead. And eaten. Along with the police chiefs that were corrupt. And a few nosy journalists you just didn't like......You erh... Yeah, you aren't mentioning that part to Liz, as you come home with a huge amount of paperwork to sort through, and you head to bed and lay down, putting the work over your bed as you sort them out.After a bit, Liz knocks on your door."...Ren, are you hungry?""No, no. I already ate.""...You went out again?""You could say that."She sighs a bit knowingly."...You know, I don't get what's with you and eating people...""...Well, it's a dragon thing, dear.""...A dragon thing. Right. Can you at least eat a few mints so you don't smell like death?""...Come on, it's fine."She gives you a very, very acknowledging look."...It's a new house rule. After you eaten someone, you eat a mint, alright?""...It's not that bad...""Please?""...They're not even buttered.""Ren, layering them in butter would defeat the whole purpose... I think. It's not even that much.""...Fine, I guess."You chew down on some mints, and after a hour, Liz comes back quite tired from cooking for the kids, and crawls in next to you in her yuan-ti form."...So, need help?""I think I got it.""...You sure?"She wraps her tail around you..."...Come on, I won't be able to cuddle tonight... Work.""...Well, how about I work with you so it goes faster, hm?"You shrug, and the two of you begin a "mini-date" so to speak, organizing all these fucking papers to go throughlRoll.1d20+6+3 for being somewhat lustful, and generally tell Elizabeth how adorable, cute, and precious she is...+2 for also self-justifying the whole "eating politicans" thing...+1 for complaining about having to fucking eat mints. They're useless...+1 for also appreciating or disliking the fact your wife dislikes nomming people... But at least doesn't preach to you about it.
Rolled 7 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>1867617>Drape her over our shoulders, like a snek-scarf. "Have I told you lately about how much I love that you help me with all these little odds and ends kind of crap instead of smugly leaving me to wallow in it alone?" Ren gives her a kiss. "And that you've got the cutest little button nose, in all your forms, somehow? Seriously, it's adorable, and I don't know how you do it.">"Now, before you get all mad, I kept things to a standard for dinner tonight. Only the corrupt ones who were embezzling funds, accepting bribes, trying to turn a profit on the citizen's suffering, you know. General badness. Sweeping a few floors clean, it's no big deal.">"But I really wish you didn't make me eat those mints afterwards. Unlike the people, they just get stuck in my teeth, and if I don't floss them out, I get cavities. And my breath still smells wintery-fresh, not because of the mints, but because I'm a white dragon. You don't want me to get cavities, do you?">"But, even though I know you disapprove, I do really appreciate that you're not trying to be all 'holier than thou' and preachy about the way I like to handle these issues. Thanks, Liz."
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1867617
Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1867617
16+13=29You end up talking for a while in bed, and lamenting you need to use mints."...Just have a slave floss your teeth, Ren. Besides, shouldn't you be doing that already?""Come on, I'm fine as it is.""Only because you tend to dissolve people..."You sigh."...I'll eat the damned mints, alright?""Thank you."She gives you a kiss, and both of you turn back to work.It's not until you notice that apparently a few of the bribes seem to be coming from "strange figures with foreign accents."...It's vague as fuck, but now you at least know someone's purposely trying to cause corruption to achieve their goals...Of course, you and Liz manages to sort and organize the documents enough and get a general idea of what the bribes are... Apparently likely from left-winging groups too, judging from "overlooking" protestors, to pushing "city law"... At least, once you and Liz start looking over recent city laws......There's a very, very good question on where all this money is coming from... And judging from how they're hidden and in remote locations throughout the log books, you have a feeling of doubt you'll find any names or anything right now......Though Elizabeth does find an interesting word... "Antifascists" seem to be scrawled in some personal notes, but doesn't amount up to much..."...Fucking anti-fascists...""...I know, they're such a pain... I erm... Although I mean, it's wrong to be a fascist, but this is just downright annoying...""Yeah.""...Ren? Why exactly do you consider yourself to be a fascist anyways?" She seems a bit concerned, but also a bit shocked......You go a bit pale. Fuck.She read your mind. Great.What do?>...Try to redpill Elizabeth on this...>...Try to change the subject.>...Just uh, say that you just love unlimited power?>Try to make a joke?>Write-in
>>1867773>...Try to redpill Elizabeth on this...
>>1867773>...Just uh, say that you just love unlimited power?
You decide to redpill Elizabeth.How do you want to do it?>Try to seduce her into accepting it, at least for now. (Slow but safe.)>...See about arguing with her over this...>...Maybe look into jumping straight into talking about how fascists didn't really do anything wrong.>...Jump all the way to how Hitler was a hero. (Extremely, ultra hard, but the fastest.)>Write-in
>>1867784>Try to seduce her into accepting it, at least for now. (Slow but safe.)
Phoneposting anon.Roll me a 1d20+4.+3 for lustful behavior towards Liz.+2 if you can mention how even if you have some fascist tendencies, your still a good dragon husband...+2 for alluring her with the unlimited power fascism gives...
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1868506Slowly bring Liz in our grip, such as holding her on our lap and as if we were going to initiate sex.
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1868506
Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1868506>Ren makes a large step between Liz's "legs" which pushes his large frame forward>He's normally quite loving, but this time he's making her feel as small as he possibly can >"Just take a moment to let it sink all in. The power that I hold at my tips. Whenever I take a nap. I sleep in all of Sweden. Whenever I breath it's air, I breath in all of Sweden. Here, I am supreme. And by that look at how [b]My Country[/b] thrives!">while Liz might be intimidated by this, he still makes his approach as she'd move backwards, her mind terrified, but not rejecting the idea >"Look at what we've made with a little bit of effort. Facism spurs your people, and make you loved. I've seen how you enjoy the attention of the commonwealth. I know you love that look. It's what has given you Russia on a platelet! No bad idea or thought can corrupt like communism can, because we're ever lasting.">Ren's movements has made Liz fall onto the bed>If they already were on the bed, then he's been crawling over her>"So why not let me show you what utter sovereignty that brings?">Cut to things that shouldn't be said IT
Roll me a 1d20+10 for fascist tumbling, I suppose.
Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1869417https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edPn7MtawLs
Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1869417Say and eventually yell out "Heil" as things climax.
You decide to do barbaric.Roll me a 1d20 anons.+3 for missing the more thicc Elizabeth.
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1869576https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEgwxGWgiIg
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1869586
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1869653
12You manage to tumble Elizabeth well enough, and eventually the next day comes around......Roll me a 1d100 by the way.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>1869678>1869678Oh no, I can't be a daddy
16The two of you wake up the in the morning.Elizabeth seems to not really remember the previous night, and seems exhausted.Roll me a final 1d20+4 by the way. This is to see if any of your redpilling stuck.+2 for maybe being nice after such a heavy tumble session towards Liz...+2 for worrying about having more fucking kids...+2 for maybe trying to find a sweet way to hint that fascism isn't too wrong?
Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1869871>Liz may not remember last night events, but the three minds that lay next to her certainly do >"Now my sweet? Do you see what Facism can do? Now imagine what will happen when Russia and Sweden ogles at our heels." >he looks at her with a half smile>"Though at this rate we may bear more children.....but perhaps that is what God intended after all. To be fruitful. Long life to us and facism. Or so you said many times during our...."
Allowing a samefag for a bit more worry and trying to do something nice for the morning.
Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1869953
Rolled 19 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1869966
Critical Success.Choose one.>...Get one of Liz's heads to be alright with fascism. (Specify either Estellise or Gwynevere)>...Have Liz "ignore" your fascist policies...>...Have an easier time convincing Liz of fascist policies that are pro-monarchist...>Write-in
>>1869986>>...Have an easier time convincing Liz of fascist policies that are pro-monarchist...I think is the most synergy.
>>1869986>...Have an easier time convincing Liz of fascist policies that are pro-monarchist...
You think Elizabeth has largely listened to what you said, even being a bit softer towards fascism..Elizabeth leans a bit more towards fascism...Elizabeth of course, still seems to be somewhat sore from the rough tumbling, so you get up......Right, you still have to appoint some mayors and all that...Actions>...Leave it to the citizens to vote and decide. (Normal Swedish way... Anything else causes unrest.)>...Well, limit the polls a bit. No need for some "wrongthink" parties to get in. (Restricted polls to loyalists.)>...Appoint a mayor yourself... (Choose.)
>>1870051>>...Leave it to the citizens to vote and decide. (Normal Swedish way... Anything else causes unrest.)I think it's good to let the commonwealth run itself. Else it becomes helicopter parenting.
Rolled 55, 35, 4, 62 = 156 (4d100)You leave it be.Ignore my rolls.
Gothenberg's new mayor is a human Christian Democrat, and is primarily centrist.Stockholm's mayor is a human Swedish Patriot, and is right wing, and has promised the status quo.Hansodr's new mayor (who technically reports to Claw) is apparently a fascist lycanthrope, who's promised a "segregated" society. There's some rumors that he is easily angered by elves and orcs, and has promised a "solution" to Elven and orcish slums taking up jobs for lycanthropes.Malmo's new mayor is a human social democrat, who's promised a "democratized" society.Do you want to force a "revote"?Actions>Do it for a city. (...Hurts your popularity, but will result in a different party winning there. Specify which city.)>...Do nothing.
>>1870115>>...Do nothing.For now.
Rolled 26, 36, 21, 96 = 179 (4d100)You keep the mayors.Some more politicians come into office too, albeit minor.Ignore my rolling.
Gothenburg's political council consists of the Swedish Nationalists, alongside some fringe human supremacists, with a limited amount of non-human council members. The primary goal of the Gothenberg council is to "limit human flight" and to favor humans in the city, via planned segregation and public reform, but are opposed by the mayor.Stockholm has a very similar party, albeit less supremacist and more nationalist.Hansodr is primarily ruled by far-right lycanthrope supremacists, although opposed by the Human Worker Alliance and M.I.N.O (Minotaur Immigration National Organization), and have a very similar idea/concept to their mayor, albeit not as extreme as their mayor.Malmo's council is erh... Well, members of the Communist-Marxist League and the Antifascist Alliance, alongside the Elven Marxist Movement, and even have the support of newly emerging anarchist groups, who wish to "restore power to the people" and introduce Marxist ways of thinking. The scary thing is, is that they seem to be shockingly popular among the youth, which has seemingly won them the elections. The mayor however, has been firmly against them.What do?>...Call for a revote for a city.>...Set up a bit of a "taking out the trash" for one council.>Do nothing.>Write-in
>>1870170>>...Call for a revote for a city.Nah, Malmo's gotta go.
Rolled 84 + 40 (1d100 + 40)Reroll.
All that ends up happening is having the council almost entirely extreme left wing, even after you ban the communists. Instead, you get hardcore socialists and anti-fascists.Their stated purpose is to increase socialism, bring doctors and higher class jobs, and also to bring equality in gender and race.Actions>...Take out the trash.>Do nothing.>Propaganda. Now.>Try to study why they're being elected?>Write-in
>>1870747>Try to study why they're being elected?
Rolled 6 (1d20)You attempt to study why they're being elected...Ignore my roll.
All you manage to find out after sending some informants is that apparently the townsfolks there are pissed off towards the government for nomming their elected officials, along with desiring isolation and no more expansion in conflict....Interestingly enough, it seems that Malmo's population is primarily female, due to the draft, and is starting to fall on hard economic problems due to a lack of workers, and with most of the women unable to find a job to support themselves, seem to be trying to turn to socialism to stay alive.A few other towns are also suffering from a similar problem as well.Actions>...Try to find a way to allow female workers? It could very well help the economy and your wallet... (Will piss the traditionalists off, along with most of the right-wing.)>...Attempt to introduce a pension to unemployed so you won't have to deal with the socialists... (Entifces unemployement, and hurts your wallet quite a bit, reducing your economy from 30$ million per month to about 15$ Million.)>...Round up a town and make an example out of them for falling prey to socialist ideas.>...Round up a town and force them to elect someone who's not a socialist.>...Cut back on your conscription policies.>...Don't do a thing.
>>1870783>...Cut back on your conscription policies.At least for the rest Iron of Malmo
You begin to cut back on conscription policies....After this, you apparently get another report from Vietnam.Apparently, your forces are nearly at the capital, having arrived at Nam Dinh, and are requesting orders for what to do. There's a suspicious lack of Vietcong or North Vietnamese soldiers.Actions>...Secure the outlying region first...>Push to the capital!>Order a naval bombardment of the capital.>Write-in
>>1870809>Push to the capital!
You begin to push to the capital. Roll me a 1d20 please.
>>1870809>...Secure the outlying region first...
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1870870
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1870870
You send your forces straight towards the capital...Maybe we should secure the outlying regions first, we shouldn't let ourselves be encircl-You laugh loudly at Solaire.Why the hell would I listen to a furfaggot like you?You hear a sigh of apathy from Solaire, and he leaves you be.Of course, it'll take a while for any reports to get back...Do you want to send anyone to help in the push for the capital?>Claw.>Elizabeth>Go yourself. (You'll take damage over time from being in Vietnam!)>It's fine... Leave it be.>Write-in
>>1870892Send in Claw.
You send Claw...Do you particularly want to be any of the behemoths while attacking?>No.>Be Pragius. (Melee Tank with limited divine powers, and tends to DEUS VULT a bit.)>Be Claw (Stealthy Melee with extreme non-lethal capabilities and increased strength the more he defeats enemies and absorbs them.)
Pragius it is.You are now PRAGIUS, the giant lion crusader of God!Who's of course, currently paired up with a filthy slime wolf...Ahead of you, lies the enemy capital, and you've been charged by your liege to take it over at all costs...However, as soon as you begin your march, you've already come across a problem. Your scouts report a large airfield right by the city which has plenty of jets, which seem to all be preparing to take off...You'll need to fight off the air support somehow...Actions>...Assign Claw to handle anti-air. (All he can really do is throw large gobs of gelatin at them.)>You'll handle it yourself. (Start throwing divine spears and hope you can hit them!)>Entrust your men to be able to shoot them down. (They have very old anti-air.)>Seek to flank and assault the airfield first. It's likely to be heavily guarded, however...>Write-in
>>1870963>Seek to flank and assault the airfield first. It's likely to be heavily guarded, however...
You decide to take out the airfield first.Who to send?>Pragius. (He's a large target, and easily seen.)>Claw. (Smaller, more compact, and extremely flexible.)>Send in some of your men to assault it.>Write-in
>>1870972>Claw. (Smaller, more compact, and extremely flexible.)
Claw begins his stealthy insertion as you wait around for him.Roll me a 1d20+5 for how effective Claw is.+1 if Claw can think enviously of Pragius, and Pragius thinks enviously of Claw.
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1870985
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1870985
Allowing a samefag if anons can do the bonus.
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1870985rolling because someone told me to.
10+5=15Claw seemed to have slightly damaged the airfield, but has come back quite injured. It seems that a Vietcong officer attempted to "fire a howitzer shell" directly into Claw as he was trying to nom them, which did quite an injury to him....Said officer seemed to have survived too, damn.Claw will be disabled for the next three actions while he heals.Meanwhile, air forces have been seen flying inbound to harass your men and supplies...Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how well you can defend against aircraft.+2 for ideas on how to reduce damage, or use Pragius to defeat the jets.
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1871152>+2>Have Claw gel himself under rubble to defend himself
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1871152
Allowing a samefag.
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1871184>Pragius
11+3=14You manage to defend against the aircraft poorly, as you hear scattered reports that some of your supplies and men have been hit...You, Claw, and the rest of the army make the approach into the city, seeing the first of the barricades...You have about 20 infantry divisions ready, alongside 4 tank divisions, and naval bombardment support.What do you want to do?>Send in an armored tank division into the city.>Send in a behemoth. (Claw is very injured, but can heal with absorption. Pragius is fine, however.)>Send in an infantry division.>Call for a naval bombardment.>Write-in
>>1871220>>Call for a naval bombardment.Send everything in the way back to god.
>>1871220>Call for a naval bombardment.
What ammunition anons?>High Explosive>Incendiary>Chemical (War Crime!)>Smoke>Write-in
>>1871302>>Incendiary>>Chemical (War Crime!)
>>1871302>Chemical (War Crime!)Only chemical please. This oughta do the job. It's cheaper.
>>1871326changing to this.
Rolled 3 (1d100)Incendiary it is.Roll me a 1d100 for how effective the bombardment is.
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>1871359
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>1871359
The naval bombardment goes poorly, hitting little more then jungle and the occassional house. Most of the shells seem to have failed to detonate or have simply caused small fires.However, you get word that a shell managed to hit their arsenal, causing a large fireball to explode, meaning the North Vietnamese will likely be poorly armed.Another air strike however, hits your men, killing a few...Do you want to continue the bombardment, or go in?The city is slightly damaged.Actions>...Continue the bombardment.>Change ammunition.>Order an assault.>Write-in
>>1871387>>Order an assaultFull on blitz. Behemoth. Divisions. hit them like a hurricane.
>>1871387>>...Continue the bombardment.
>>1871387>>Order an assault.
Rolled 78 + 25 (1d100 + 25)You decide to order an assault.You order both infantry, behemoth, and armored to assault...Roll me a 1d100 anons.
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>1871409
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>1871409
Rolled 43 + 20 (1d100 + 20)Your men charge into the city, while air support strafes them out in the open...A few Vietcong snipers take shots at them while they rush across the open field, until they come to a trench line......You lose a few more men, as the trenches seem to have had spikes, killing and injuring a few.Eventually, some Vietcong artillery begins to strike your men as they run across...Finally, some North Vietamese soldiers open fire once your men think they've reached the safety of the town.You wouldn't doubt that the Vietcong and NVA have turned the outskirts into a killing field just for your men, as you've already lost a division and a half, but luckily your tank support manages to hit the snipers and NVA from afar, helping your infantry.Meanwhile, Claw tries to slip across the battlefield, and acts like a mobile shield for your men, absorbing bullets for them, quite literally. You however, decide to lay down some "strategic support" via tossing astral javelins from afar, which proves effective in skewering snipers and machinegunners.Eventually the charge manages to overcome the NVA, and you move into the outskirts of the streets...Roll me another 1d100+10 for continuing your momentum!
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>1871435
Rolled 54 + 10 (1d100 + 10)>>1871435
Rolled 64, 37 = 101 (2d100)You continue your assault, but the Vietcong in their retreat lay down mines, forcing you to take your time while under heavy sniper fire... The air strafing is however, much less common, as the buildings give your men some cover.However, your tanks are constricted by the urban enviroment, and the mines force them to stay back...There's some reports of some civilians taking up arms and ambushing isolated squads of men, and a few suicide bombers damaging and destroying the occasional tank.Many of the houses are occupied by Vietcong or NVA, forcing your men to use CQB. However, your firearms seem great at it.Ignore my rolls.
Claw manages to slip around the Vietcong defenders and manages to absorb some of their back line defenses, meaning they'll be weakened in your next assault.You manage to barely inspire your men to continue their charge, slightly increasing their morale. You also manage to skewer a jet with a javelin, surprisingly enough.However, your assault's momentum slows down as the Vietcong use the civilians as shields, along with putting your forces in disarray as civilians run all over in panic, some injured from the fighting and some others trying to escape, forcing your men to take it slow... If you want to continue getting bonuses from momentum, you'll need to act.You've lost two divisions.Actions>Attempt to help the civilians to safety. (Slows your momentum down and increases chances of civilians ambushing your men, but increases international opinion.) >...Continue as you are. (No momentum bonus, but no war crimes.)>Order your men to shoot first, and ask questions later. (War Crime, but gives you momentum!)>Order your men to shoot any and all civilians ! (Major War Crime, but means the Vietcong will have a harder time using civilians against you, and keeps your momentum going!)
>>1871498>Order your men to shoot first, and ask questions later. (War Crime, but gives you momentum!)
>>1871498>>Attempt to help the civilians to safety. (Slows your momentum down and increases chances of civilians ambushing your men, but increases international opinion.)I want to show the world we can do it, just because I know they think they we can't. Moments like this separates victories from legends.
I'll be rolling in 10 minutes, and your momentum will take an extra penalty if you can't decide by then.
>>1871498>>...Continue as you are. (No momentum bonus, but no war crimes.)
Rolled 3 (1d3)Rolling.1=Shoot First.2=Help.3=Continue as you are.
...You get wracked by a bit of temporary thought. Should you actually just ignore them? There's a chance they could be Vietcong, but they're civilians...After a bit, you decide to just ignore them... Though a bit of damage has already been done, as your men have been awaiting orders for a bit long.Roll me a 1d100-10 to see if you can push the Vietcong back.+10 for ideas for how Pragius and Claw can help.
Rolled 39 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>1871638
Rolled 30 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>1871638
Rolled 63, 88, 36 = 187 (3d100)39-10Ignore my roll.
Claw continues what he's doing behind enemy lines, this time however, finding an arsenal and absorbing it, building and all.The Vietcong and NVA have less equipment.You manage to tactically maneuver your men through the streets to flank the Vietcong, and unleash a devestating surprise attack on their command HQ...Your men however, are bogged down and are progressing slowly through the Vietcong defenses, who find themselves lacking ammo and supplies thanks to Claw's shenanigans...Roll me one more 1d100+30 to see if you can push while they're low on ammo and supplies!
Rolled 33 - 30 (1d100 - 30)>>1871716
Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d100)30+30=60Ignore my roll.
Rolled 88 (1d100)Claw has the unfortunate mistake of encountering the officer that "splatted" him earlier with a howitzer shell to the body.As Claw sneaks up behind the officer, and hangs menacingly above him, a drip of acidic slime hits the officer's cap, tipping it slightly.The officer looks up to notice Claw.Claw proceeds to bite down at the unfortunate offier... Who manages to jump to the side, and throws a grenade into Claw.Claw whines worriedly.Pragius sees an absolutely huge fireball where Claw was, and it rains molten gelatin.Which promptly get in Pragius's eyes, causing him to try and pull it off his eyes, and he stumbles around, stepping on some allied infantry until he falls on a tank division crushing them.He gets up only for a jet to promptly strafe him, and a few rockets hit him in the chest, injuring him quite a bit.Your men's morale has plummeted!Ignore my roll.
The Vietcong forces capitalize on your disorganized forces, and strike from behind with some of the forces in the region you forget to clean out...You lose four division and two tank divisions in the chaos.Your men's morale is low enough that some are beginning to flee or even surrender!You are surrounded on all sides!You have 2 tank divisions, and 14 infantry divisions.What do?>Try to surrender!>Call in a naval bombardment!>Try to defend where you are!>Attack your way out of the city!>Attack your way deeper into the city!>Call for reinforcements!>Write-in
>>1871797>Call in a naval bombardment!Should've just done this from the get go tactical daggers.
>>1871797>Call in a naval bombardment!C-claw can't die
You of course, call in a naval bombardment.What ammo?>Incendiary.>High Explosive>Smoke>Chemical>Write-in
High Explosive it is.Roll me a 1d100.
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>1871906
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>1871906
Rolled 68, 65 = 133 (2d100)54Ignore my roll.
Naval Bombardment rains all around you, hitting both you and the Vietcong.You lose two army divisions in the fighting, and you manage to stomp across enemy lines, and scare some of the Vietcong off, reducing the pressure on you and your men.Your men however are forced to fall back through the streets, some men getting isolated and ending up left behind, and one tank division is unable to escape the chaos.Roll me a 1d100-20 to see if you can fight your way through the streets!+10 for trying to inspire your men.
Rolled 4 - 10 (1d100 - 10)>>1871923"There have been worse situations that we've had to fight out of, hell, even the damn Americans managed to fight out of an enemy area in a war! If they can do it, so can you!"
Rolled 84 - 20 (1d100 - 20)>>1871923
Rolled 31 (1d100)Ignore my roll.
Pragius attempts to inspire his men by talking about how Americans could fight out of something like this...However, the Vietcong forces manage to overwhelm Pragius, isolating him from his men who are beginning to flee out of the city or surrender... However, Pragius's astral armor and weapons are greatly assisting him.Roll me a 1d100 to see if Pragius can fight his way out!+20 for generally cool ideas on how to attack or fight off the Vietcong.+10 for taunting the Vietcong.
Rolled 60 + 30 (1d100 + 30)>>1871951"I'll kill you all! Deus Vult!"Because God is all we have left.
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>1871951you're a fucking cunt whose mum was a whore
>>1871951"These cur wallowing in the mud can't stain a righteous warrior such as myself. Now go back to your holes! I will not fail."Start slamming them down with javelins to coral them into one area and smack em away
60+30=90You manage to force the Vietcong a back as you rally back up to your men, who are in full retreat...You have 9 infantry divisions, and 1 armor division.What do?>Retreat with them!>Try to rally them back!
>>1872080>Try to rally them back!
>>1872080>>Try to rally them back!
Roll me a 1d100 to try and rally your men.+20 if you can threaten (or inspire them) to continue the assault!+10 for attempting to look heroic.
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>1872113
Rolled 67 (1d100)>>1872113Use that roar ability we have to inspire our men to continue.Step forward ahead of them and plant a javelin into the ground. Holding onto it as we look forward bravely. Chest puffed.
Rolled 88, 41 = 129 (2d100)76Your men regain their wits after a minute, and return to the fight...Ignore my roll.
>>1872141Alright, gotcha. Going to add the bonus then.You and your men lead a counter attack against the Vietcong forces, who under the pressure of tanks, flying explosive javelins, and a naval bombardment, begin to fall back...You lose one division in the chaos, but successfully manage to push them back and stop being surrounded by foes...Meanwhile, a Claw......You roll on the road idly, and somewhat bored. All you can really do right now is wiggle your ears, and your mouth, as you are literally just a head.Oh, and roll. That too.However, luckily enough for you, your head is quite large. About twice as big as a car, meaning that bullets still won't hurt you, and maybe you can find a way to help, or at least try to speed up regenerating your body......Hm.Actions>...Just try to roll your way to safety! A single shot from a howitizer could easily kill you!>...Try to absorb and digest some things so you can get some more mass and repair your body.>Try to go to the front line! You can still help, even as a gelatin wolf head.>Write-in
>>1872161>...Just try to roll your way to safety! A single shot from a howitizer could easily kill you!
>>1872161>>...Just try to roll your way to safety! A single shot from a howitizer could easily kill you!
>>1872250>...Try to absorb and digest some things so you can get some more mass and repair your body.JELLO DOGGO
>>1872259Switching to this
Katamari Damacy it is then.What do anons want to primarily go after?>Civilian objects. (And also maybe civilians. Not very risky, but regenerates health slowly.)>Utilities. (Can effect the battlefield a bit, and is somewhat risky, and regenerates health moderately.)>Military (Effects the battlefield quite a bit, and is very risky, but regenerates health fast.)Also.>Absorb (Non-lethal, but gives you less mass.)>Digest (More mass, but is very lethal.)
>>1872291>Utilities. (Can effect the battlefield a bit, and is somewhat risky, and regenerates health moderately.)>Digest (More mass, but is very lethal.)
>>1872291>>Utilities. (Can effect the battlefield a bit, and is somewhat risky, and regenerates health moderately.)>Absorb (Non-lethal, but gives you less mass.)
Claw goes after public utilities, deciding to digest non-human things, and simply absorb people so not to harm them.Roll me a 1d100+20 anons.+10 to see if you can come up with a way to get Claw to move faster as just a gello wolf head.+10 for coming up with ideas on what to nom.+10 for desiring revenge against that officer..
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>1872370
Rolled 35 + 40 (1d100 + 40)>>1872370Start spinning our head to roll while expanding and contracting it to bound our way down the street.And eat up some power poles
Rolled 64 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1872370>fasterUh, roll in such a way that fur is down, avoid obstacles, and use your tongue as a booster.
>>1872370EAT LITERALLY ALL OF THE FIRE HYDRANTS
You knock down some poles and attempt to dissolve them slowly. It gives you a tiny bit of mass, but eventually you come across something.It seems to be a factory, complete with some trucks and closed cargo containers. Although there's also some closed silos nearby, marked with symbols such as He, and Ne.Hm.Actions>...See about trying to get into one of the closed silos.>Try to get into the gas station.>Nom the trucks.>Move on.>Write-in
>>1872426>...See about trying to get into one of the closed silos.
>>1872426>>...See about trying to get into one of the closed silos.>>Try to get into the gas station.>>Nom the trucks.In order from bottom to top.
*Also, my apologies, not gas station, I meant factory. But also, I'll say there's a gas station right next door, because I'm nice.You decide to get into one of the closed off silos..You melt through one of the supporting beams of a silo, and it falls and crashes next to you. You roll next to it, and try to apply as much to the surface area as possible so you can melt through the metal...After a bit, you eat through the metal and get into the center...It seems to be primarily gas, which you absorb with your vacuum breath. It doesn't seem to do much besides make you feel lighter and increase your surface area....You also note that your body is now glowing neon green. Huh.Should you continue absorb the silos? There's about five left.Actions>Continue absorbing the silos.>...No, no... Try to do something else.>Write-in
>>1872480>Continue absorbing the silos.
>>1872480>>Continue absorbing the silos.
You continue to absorb another silo, which like the last one, makes you glow even brighter and feel lighter...The third one simply makes you feel extremely light... The fourth intensifies the glow further... And also you notice, has turned your skin's texture from gelatin-like into a strange hybrid like a balloon and gelatin at the same time... Not to mention you feel like you barely weigh anything......Maybe eating another silo is a bad idea.Actions>...Try to digest the gas... Maybe that'll work?>Absorb the last silo. What's the worst that can happen if you weigh even less?>...Try to roll to the trucks or something else.>Write-in
>>1872516>>...Try to roll to the trucks or something else.Let's get big!
>>1872516>>...Try to digest the gas... Maybe that'll work?
You digest the gas, causing some small ruptures going through your head. You weigh a bit more, and gain further mass, being about twice as large as a truck...Though uh... Your skin is glowing still like a neon light.You begin to nom the trucks, which is a bit hard since you can only eat them one at a time...You notice that some Vietcong are patrolling around, and have light of sight towards where you are...Roll me a 1d20+5 (-3 from glowing) to see if you can stealth absorb.+3 for ideas on how to absorb the trucks with your head and sneak away... They're pretty big though.+2 for trying to hide the whole fact your glowing.
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1872578
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1872578Dislocate your jaw and act like a snake, or don't at all. As to hide the fact you're glowing, don't. Just jump out at them and scare the shit out of em long enough to kill them.
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1872578
Critical Success!You manage to absorb the trucks fairly fast, but you attract a Vietcong patrol that is curious about the glowing green light......They call in about seeing a "glowing green light" and come towards you while your digesting the trucks, all three, together, and slowly growing.You don't know what they say on their radios, but they look at you somewhat confused, not really sure what they're looking at. It also seems to hurt their eyes, as they shield them....Eventually, after four minutes of this stare-fest, you hear the trucks crackle and get crushed under your growing weight, and the Vietcong realize your growing.One of them says something, and pokes you with their AK-47... He seems to be the radioman....Hm.Actions>Shoot out your tentacles and drag them all into you.>...Vacuum them all up.>Absorb him, and strike the rest of his squad!>...Absorb him.>Absorb the gun.>Don't do anything.>Write-in
>>1872620>Shoot out your tentacles and drag them all into you.
>>1872620>>Shoot out your tentacles and drag them all into you.cool of rule
You of course, shoot out your tentacles, and drag the vietcong into you. You begin to digest them immediately and then begin to look for an entrance into the factory....You do notice that the Vietcong radioman is speaking English, and trying to bargain with you... In hopes you'll let him go.Hm.Actions>Stop digesting them.>Stop digesting him, maybe you can use the radioman to get a leg up on the Vietcong...>Nom.>Write-in
>>1872663>Stop digesting him, maybe you can use the radioman to get a leg up on the Vietcong...
You decide to exploit the Vietcong radioman, while his friends get nommed.It takes you a bit to find an entrance into the factory, and eventually you manage to get in via breaking a window and get inside... It seems to be a factory dedicated to coal power..Roll me a 1d100 for expanding.+10 for thinking how large Claw would get from nomming an entire factory's supply of coal.+5 for threatening the Vietcong in crude English.
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>1872678"I-I'll give you a whipping!"His stutter results in him saying "I'll give you a dicking." Panic ensues.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>1872678>If i eat all this coal, will I be as big as ren? Maybe Ren's ego? Or am I gonna be as big as Thicc Liz?
39+5=44Claw manages to get into the coal and absorb plenty of it, but not enough to really grow. He does regenerate a bit of his body though, having a neck and the beginning shape of a torso...It's a bit harder to move now, but at least you have more durability.Also, Claw's skin is now pitch neon black.Claw manages to sneak out of the factory again, and looks for anything else, while the Vietcong screams about your threats of whipping him.There's two interesting buildings.>A gas station.>A substation.>A water tower.
>>1872702>A water tower.
>>1872702>>A water tower.He's a thirsty mother fucker.
You of course, go after a water tower...How are you going to get inside?>Melt through a beam and tip it over. (Does some damage to the city, and little water left over to absorb.)>Try to get through the pipe going up into the water tower... Hell, maybe you can take a "journey" through the city's water system.>...Attempt to climb up to the roof... You'll need some arms though.>Write-in
>>1872771>>Try to get through the pipe going up into the water tower... Hell, maybe you can take a "journey" through the city's water system.
>>1872771>Melt through a beam and tip it over. (Does some damage to the city, and little water left over to absorb.)
>>1872771>Try to get through the pipe going up into the water tower... Hell, maybe you can take a "journey" through the city's water system.
Roll me a 1d20 to see how well this goes.+3 for trying to make yourself smaller somehow.+2 for scaring the Vietcong even more, and also prevent him from drowning.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1872816
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1872816>claw has an idea in order to make himself smaller"I'll be longer">his stutter made that bonger>he throws himself from a tall height into a pull and stretches out his head like gum
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1872816Claw attempts to stretch, but in doing so, looks like a snake. It attracts Vietcong attention; similar to the "alligators in the sewers" thing popular in some US cities, they begin to spread the rumors that the US have let these alligators into the water supply.(t. Alex Jones)
15+3=18After a bit of trying to stretch out his head, Claw scuffles across the dirt to the pipe system, and begins to melt his way through it...Roll me a 1d100 for growth.+20 for managing to get as much water as possible.+10 for trying to find a way to not dissolve with this much water circulating...+5 for wondering why he hasn't taken advantage of the fact he grows when nomming stuff until now.
Rolled 11 + 35 (1d100 + 35)>>1872870Just absorb it into the cells around the organs, acting almost like a cushion for them - spread it out evenly to stop cell death. As for not dissolving, I'd just move the cells that might burst (dissolve) to the front, so the water can come out in a weird vomiting fashion. As for wondering why, it's because he has no real need for it, and because if he had tried before now, it could have ended up equally bad, or worse, as there were more things to nom. Ren would not want a ruined palace, right?
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>1872870
Claw absorbs plenty of water, and manages to grow a torso as well... Although the water has run out in the tower at this time... Claw does feel quite bloated and heavy from all the water however, and is struggling to digest it all.Actions>Crawl through the pipes to find more water.>Try to leave and find something solid to nom.>...Try to melt through the tower. It's very obvious, but still, some more mass.>Write-in
>>1872902>>Try to leave and find something solid to nom.
Claw crawls out of the water tower, only to see some confused civilians around the water tower, watch as some water is leaking out.It seems they're not really to concerned about the combat going on...Actions>Leak out. You'll probably alarm the civilians though.>Go through the pipes and find somewhere else to go.>Write-in for ideas.
>>1872970>Go through the pipes and find somewhere else to goWe got a battle to fight.
>>1872989As a head and torso?
>>1872970>>Write-in for ideas.Eat civies, it's not a war crime if morality is beyond you.
>>1872970>>Leak out. You'll probably alarm the civilians though.Don't eat the civilians, but leaving is fine as the guards were already aware of our presence.
You leak out through the pipes, and scare the civilians off.With nothing else to really nom besides a substation and a gas station, you begin to nom some civilian things such as cars, shacks, and some other stuff...Roll me a 1d100+15 for growth.+10 to see if you can either get the civillians out of the way, or use them to assist your growth somehow.+10 for scaring the Vietcong slightly.+5 for ideas on how to absorb a concrete house...
Rolled 98 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>1873065
Rolled 77 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>1873065
98+15=103Claw of course, noms a bit. Noms some more, and noms a ton.Which leads to a crescendo effect, as Claw grows quite rapidly, eventually sprouting legs and arms, and is half way to his original size...Roll me a 1d100+15 for crescendo effect.+15 for terrifying civvies and vietcong while expanding rapidly.
Rolled 24 + 15 (1d100 + 15)>>1873130
>>1873130>Claw slams down ontop of soldiers with his large body. A wet slapping of gel against the ground and spazzing around like a cracked out slug "Vietcong? More like Expand Dong!">it sounded a lot better within Claw's head. As he gobbles up soldiers. Made all the more horrifying as a radio man slowly drips from his mouth
Claw manages to get back into the fight behind enemy lines, absorbing and digesting many enemies, all while Pragius attacks at the same time!Roll me a 1d100 for how effective Claw and Pragius's attack is...+20 for more terrifying quotes from Claw as he RIPS AND TEARS(absorbs/digests)+10 for generally causing damage and destruction as Claw.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>1873227
>>1873227>Claw flies above the soldiers in a splatter of gore and sparking gel rain. The rare moment a soldier isn't gulped whole, he's allowed time to scream as he tries to swim out the body of Claw"You've got huge guts!">"Why I'm glad you've noticed it's inflammatory bowel disease." said the screaming Vietcong. Or so Claw thought. He was not well versed in their tongue "I'm here to lick ass and chew communism" >The poor stuttering of claw meant that he'd never know an epic one liner >Claw sees a group of 5 Vietconq aiming a rocket towards Swedish forces, and he rushes towards them, but he misses and smashes into a building. The soldiers hold out there rifles ready to end him, but not before a billboard falls and crushes the squad "It's a sign from God."
42+30=72Claw RIPS AND TEARS through the Vietcong, growing rapidly as the Swedish force continue to go through and clear out the remains of the enemy forces, cleaning up after Claw, so to speak, who's absolutely tearing through the Vietcong.However, some jets go directly after Claw to limit his damage...Actions>Have Claw take cover and try to avoid the rockets!>Ignore them and continue their destruction!>Have Claw ATTEMPT to destroy the jets! (Very hard... But if you manage to do it, I'll throw in a free mutation. Will expose you to more damage though. You'll also have to come up with ideas on how to do it.)>Write-in
>>1873269>>Have Claw ATTEMPT to destroy the jets! (Very hard... But if you manage to do it, I'll throw in a free mutation. Will expose you to more damage though. You'll also have to come up with ideas on how to do it.)I have an idea
>>1873278What is it?
>>1873286Much like how I had him stretch before. Claw will stretch himself so tight that he'll be tossed at the jet like a flying loogie.
>>1873302You'll have an extremely low chance to hit, and a great chance to skewer Claw in half.
>>1873308>implying his life has meaning to me
Roll me a 1d20-4 to see if he can do this.+2 for more quotes from Claw in his rampage of destruction.+2 if you can find a way to slingshot yourself at the jet.+1 for also terrifying more people beforehand. (+1 if you can also boast about your expanding powers.)
Rolled 2 - 4 (1d20 - 4)>>1873337
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1873337"Gayus, P-p-penis! I need you to take me up there!">Pangus looks down at the little feeble snot that stutters at his feet "Claw?">Says the pro founded lionman. Anyone should have been dead after being shot with an artillery gun "People kill when they die.">Claw tries to remember that one anime moment that he thought was super cool. But the angst does not aid home "Flick me!">demanded the gelatin canine "At what?">thinking Claw has lost....well....further lost his mind"Roads, where we're going, we don't need roads.">With a pull and a tug, Gayus lifts up claw like old bubble gum, and he has an idea with the ooze at his finger tips. He swings around Claw like a stretch armstrong with teeth. Whapping at soldiers like bugs and before he finally let's claw go, Claw can only say one quote"You lost the game."
>>1873393Pls rewrite this. It's triggering my heterosexuality.
>>1873393>The pile of snot at Gayus's feet looks up to the furried crusader pondering at just how one could handle the jet that waylay them with each fly over. "Throw me!">calls out the bundle of Canine to the Felid catholic. the wizened warrior looks and sees a weapon in the mangled form of Claw>He picks up claw and stretches him hard between both hands, like stretching a bow sting and hurls it around him as if it was a chained mace"More snozberries for the snozthrone!" >Claw screams as he slams into building and communist alike, and with a few rotations, Gayus sends Claw off to meet the jets
Claw, running through a few autistic scenarios in his head, manages to avoid his crippling autism and not trigger the Questmaster as he manages to slightly a jet, tipping it enough that it crashes into a nearby building...However, Claw is still flying through the air to the other half of the city...Claw has upgraded.Choose one.>Stable Mutation>Unstable Mutation>Slime Mutation>Ultra Unstable Mutation>Insanely Unstable Mutation
>>1873478>>Insanely Unstable Mutation
>>1873478>Insanely Unstable Mutation
Roll me a 1d50
Rolled 46 (1d50)>>1873492
Claw now has...SlimeshapeClaw can now shapeshift to other forms, such as elf, dwarf, etc, along with being able to copy behemoth's forms so long as he has enough mass. He can perfectly copy and mimic other people as well, save vocally. Absorbing people allow him to do this, along with steal their memories, if he so chooses.He can still use his slime/gelatin abilities in his other forms too, such as vacuum, tentacle grab, and even absorb.Additionally, he gets an additional upgrade.Choose one.>Stable Mutation>Unstable Mutation>Slime Mutation>Ultra Unstable Mutation>Insanely Unstable Mutation
>>1873523>Insanely Unstable Mutation
>>1873526Eh, I'll change for it.
Roll me a 1d50.
Rolled 10 (1d50)>>1873551
Rolled 42 (1d50)>>1873551
10Claw now has...Fueled By Anger.Claw now has twice as much strength as normal, and twice as much size when angry. If Claw does enough damage or get even more angry, can increase to three times as much. He's also able to now shift from a Gelatin form with high Dexterity to his normal wolf form, which has high Strength, and is a biped.This can only be triggered on natural ones, and is further powered by Khornate corruption.Claw additionally can fuel this by simply being angry or failing a lot.(By the way, his strength is increased technically to 14.)Do anons want to trigger this now?>Yes. (Specify either Gelatin form or Wolf form.)>No.>Refund the mutation.
>>1873606>>Yes. (Specify either Gelatin form or Wolf form.)>Wolf FormI think we've reached a point to where we can result how this mission went.
Roll me a 1d100 if Claw can indeed, get angry.+20 if he can be PISSED OFF for some reason.+10 if Claw can be somewhat amazed he's not made of jello right now, and is in fact, swol as fuck..
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>1873638
*insert autistic anger about something autistic*
>>1873638>Like a cruel god tugs away at his heart strings. Forces beyond his control force him to replay ever single moment he has been torn apart. Ever little bullet that has torn into him. Every explosion that's detonated him to pieces, for he might be nearly immortal. Pain still hurt. And these memes of memories repeating themselves. Forcing him to scratch that itch at the back of his mind to relinquish control. No more hurt. Now it was time for the wolf to hunt
75Claw indeed, does get very fucking angry about having been exploded by a howitizer and a Vietcong officer, enough that his monster muscles get a bit more SWOL. He FLEXES his arms, preparing to deal with the Vietcong in a manly manner!Roll me a 1d100 for how terrified/how much a fight the Vietcong put up against swol Claw.+20 for showing off your no-longer limp noodle arms, and now your MANLY MUSCLE.+20 for terrifying the shit out of the Vietcong!+10 for MAXIMIUM BOASTING towards Pragius!+5 if Claw can be less autistic and more Khornate
Rolled 97 (1d100)>>1873671
>>1873671>Buildings, People, Boundaries. These were imaginary things. These were as real to claw as cardboard would be. His body turning any foundation into a pile of dust grind by his fur >His fore limbs are an extension of pure destruction. His paws cannot be held by street and they collapse into the sewers below. Claw's more efforts of stepping forward results in a whole block being pushed forward. Like two tectonic plates smashing into one another. Vietcong scatter and flee against a wave of concrete crashing into a burning dust that chokes there lungs. What few dare stood their ground and fire their rifles into the hide of Claw fail to even earn deflection. The bullets turn into a spray of molten copper and lead that splash onto his fur. Gaining him an extra hide of a macabre nature. >Shining like a twisted offering to a tribal god, Claw rears upon two outlying buildings with a sonic pulse so loud that opponents cannot hear it before it pops their lungs. >No wits, no insults, no banter, Claw allows Pragius to stare into his deep eyes. And not one ounce of his Catholic resolve can meet the barbaric lust of Claw. Forcing him to turn away. >Claw has become far more than he ever has before "Blood for the blood throne...."
...After Claw's landing at the other half of the city, nearly three hours of absolute muscular mayhem occurs, with the city getting a smackdown worthy to be shown on an American wrestling show.Claw remarkably however, does show restraint towards the civilians in his rampage, but the Vietcong are not as fortunate as they go through a variety of "interesting" deaths.Eventually, most of the city is absolutely wrecked and destroyed by the muscular, buff, Chad Claw, who howls in pure delight in the destruction... Most of the Vietcong have surrendered too, deciding to not get murdered by a giant muscular angry wolf....Pragius even thinks twice about trying to cool him down, as it seems more and more evident that there's less and less Vietcong sticking around.Actions>...Try to direct Claw's destructive spree?>...Try to cool Claw down...>...Just uh, evacuate. Yeah. That seems like the best course of action.>Write-in
>>1873761>>...Just uh, evacuate. Yeah. That seems like the best course of action.And by Evacuate, I mean reinforce....somewhere else. Claw has this post locked down.
You erh... You decide to reinforce somewhere else.Roll me a 1d50, if it's below 25, Claw gets tired and passes out, and if it's above 25, Claw continues the hunt against the Vietcong.
Rolled 19 (1d50)>>1873794
Claw eventually passes out, falling asleep among the ruins.Also, roll me a final 1d3. This is to decide something.
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>1873806
Claw, when angry, has a tendency to loot first, and ask questions later.Claw has gotten 8$ Million in loot and plunder from his barbaric sacking, and once he wakes up, he begins to carry it back...Do you want to call Claw back home or to stay in Nam to clean up the rest of the Vietcong?>Tell Claw to stay in Vietnam for a little while.>Tell him to come back home.>Write-in
>>1873823>>Tell Claw to stay in Vietnam for a little while.Maybe he'll find that damn captain.
You tell Claw to stay in Vietnam...Choose one more upgrade for him by the way.>Stable Mutation>Unstable Mutation>Slime Mutation>Ultra Unstable Mutation>Insanely Unstable Mutation (1 more allowed.)
>>1873883>>Insanely Unstable Mutation (1 more allowed.)
>>1873883>Ultra Unstable Mutation
Rolled 1 (1d2)Have you guys considered not fucking getting in ties every two votes? It'd really speed things up and stop the DM from coming up with increasingly bizarre punishments because he's absolutely fucking sick of it.Thanks.Oh, also, I'll vote for...1=Insanely Unstable Mutation2=Ultra Unstable Mutation
>>1874274Wow, thanks NotTheDM, it's like you know exactly what I'm thinking when we get into the 50000th tie and no one changes their fucking vote so I need to decide for them!Roll me a 1d50.
Rolled 3 (1d50)>>1874276
3Choose anons.>Fenrir's Champion (???, has to do with Claw NOMming his way to victory. Claw stays the way he is.)>Tyr's Champion (???, Claw becomes more effective at combat and ruling/leading, alongside being much more... Viking.)>Tzeentchian Nerd Champion (???!?!!?!, Claw gets access to magic abillities alongside stat increases to intelligence and wisdom. Will slowly corrupt Claw to be a Tzeentchian.)>Khorne's Unintentional Champion (??!?!?!!?!?!, Will likely slowly convert Claw to worship Khorne, and will result in Claw becoming even more terrifying/destructive in battle, and increasing Strength and Dexterity.)
>>1874290>>Fenrir's Champion (???, has to do with Claw NOMming his way to victory. Claw stays the way he is.)when Nidhogg no longer chews the root of Yggdrasil. It shall be the end of days.
>>1874290>Fenrir's Champion (???, has to do with Claw NOMming his way to victory. Claw stays the way he is.)Fenrir was a bro
Claw is now Fenrir's Champion!Claw can now permanently retain mass/density when digesting things, and the more things he noms, the more he can increase one of his stats. He additionally will get more upgrades after battles with heavy amounts of nomming.He also has a habit of being far, far more hungry.More upgrades will manifest themselves in time/nomming.Starting your championship with Fenrir, you get three free upgrades..Choose.>Unstable Mutation>Slime Mutation>Ultra Unstable
Roll me a 1d100
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>1874337
Choose two.>Viking Raider (Claw gets +400% more income when raiding, and finds artifacts/rare shit much more easily.)>Very Muscular (Claw gets a +3 to Strength.)>Large (Claw gets +2 to Strength, and becomes bigger.)
>>1874353>Viking Raider (Claw gets +400% more income when raiding, and finds artifacts/rare shit much more easily.)>Very Muscular (Claw gets a +3 to Strength.)
Alright.Choose one more upgrade.>Unstable Mutation>Slime Mutation>Ultra Unstable.
Roll me a 1d100.
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>1874405
Claw now hasEasily Distracted(-1 on all rolls, and a slight chance for Claw to forget what he's doing or get completely derailed.)Choose Claw's final upgrade.>Unstable Mutation>Slime Mutation>Ultra Unstable
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>1874437
Claw now has...Size Changer.Claw can now change how large he is at will, and can range from his full size to a smaller, more dense form, along with being able to fit in harder to reach areas.Claw does however lose mass gradually the smaller he is, and if done for too long, can end up permanently stunting him.With this done, Chad Claw goes to...>Find the captain.>Chase down the remaining Vietcong...>...Just take a nap for a while. (Go back to Renexizious.)>Write-in
>>1874468>...Just take a nap for a while. (Go back to Renexizious.)
>>1874468>Find the captain
Rolled 2 (1d2)1 - Renexizious 2 - CaptainSince the QM will sperg out, may as well do it for him.
Captain it is.Claw goes to try and find the captain...Roll me a 1d100 to see if Claw can indeed find a starting point to find the captain...+10 if Claw can be somewhat amazed at his new form, extreme strength, and startling sudden hunger.+5 if Claw can hope he gets to fight more Vietcong, and hopefully get more loot...+5 for ideas on how to track the captain down in the jungle.
Rolled 52 (1d100)>>1874636
Rolled 25 + 20 (1d100 + 20)>>1874636Start experimenting with our new form in amazement.Smash down trees before nomming them. Also it would be nice to find more vietcong to eat and loot to bring with us to our room. Maybe we can look for tracks or a scent trail.We're a wolf aren't we?
>>1874661A bit more, and I'll let the bonus pass. Also, no kidnapping Vietcong.
Rolled 15, 82 = 97 (2d100)52+5=57Claw begins his search in Vietnam, unable to really find much, if anything...Meanwhile, as Renexizious..."...What do you mean, that Claw destroyed the city?""...He uh... He just did, sir.""...Are you kidding me? Claw can't destroy cities. And him, having muscles? Muscles better then mine? You better fucking hope your joking, because you are saying so much fucking shit...""I-i-it's true, sir.""Yeah, fucking right. All my officer corps, in on the same fucking joke. Right. Tell them that they're fired. No, better yet, they're fucking going to get shot for even insuitating that someone can have better muscles then me.""W-w-what?"You hang up angrily on your terrified general, and send out a blacklist for anyone trying to make that fucking joke that "Claw's more muscular then you". He fucking has weak noodle arms, for God's sake.Of course, the war in Vietnam is almost entirely over, now it's just wrapping up the remaining Vietcong...Ignore my rolls.
After a bit, you get some initial reaction from you declaring "ultimate victory" over the Vietcong in France.It seems the average Frenchman is actually surprisingly enough, beginning to like you for keeping their colonial empire together, though you do hear that Reuviere is beginning to envy you and your "ultimate victory".Frankizka gives you a bit more insight, and it seems that the French king desires independence to restore his colonial Empire... He's certainly ambitious, you'll give him that.Actions>...Maybe you should take care of Reuviere before he becomes a problem.>...No, no. You basically took him under his wing, and taught him what you knew. He's basically kind of a son. Kind of.>...Threaten him or try to dissuade him from pursing his goal of making France a great empire again.>Write-in
>>1874783>...Threaten him or try to dissuade him from pursing his goal of making France a great empire again.
Roll me a 1d20+7 anons.+3 for trying to write a letter detailing your concern, anger, or trying to reason with him.+2 for being slightly parental. Your kids basically grew up with him, and you took him as a ward.+2 for getting Elizabeth involved.\+3 for promises to make France great again, and also maybe apologies for your daughter eating their baguette tower or whatever.
Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1874812
You send a masterpiece of a letter to Reuviere, detailing your concerns, worries, and hoping to dissuade him from doing anything too rash, along with a long, lengthy inclusion about how at a "later date" you'll assist in the whole Eiffel Tower thing...Eventually, after a day or two, you get a letter back from him...It too is well-articulated, and seems to be a general apology for his "rash" behavior, and begins to talk about his general worries and concerns for having a foreign ruler technically in charge of his country, his low popularity among the commoners and nobility for having lost land to the British and having become a vassal, and a half-dragon at that, and how your family quite literally tramples on French historical monuments, causing him to appear weak...It seems he's genuinely afraid of being overthrown or killed at this rate, as he includes that history books are already detailing him as a "poor" and "ineffective" ruler, who's incompetent at both affairs of court, love, and war...Actions>...See if you can come up with a way to help him...>...Just reassure him, and tell him to stop knocking about with this idea that he's going to make France great again...>...Mention how you'll do everything in your power to help him make France a great country?>Write-in
>>1875060>...Mention how you'll do everything in your power to help him make France a great country?
You promise to Reuviere you'll make his country great again, in your next letter.What exactly are you going to do?>...Maybe you can try to talk to Elizabeth to see if she'll put aside her grudge against the French and give back some of their land... (Optionally, you can also attempt to continue "redpilling" her.)>...Attempt to give the French increased liberties?>Don't do anything.>Write-in for ideas.
>>1875183>...Maybe you can try to talk to Elizabeth to see if she'll put aside her grudge against the French and give back some of their land... (Optionally, you can also attempt to continue "redpilling" her.)
You decide to try and talk to Elizabeth about this.She seems to be in the middle of drinking tea with Frankizka, and having a good time, and dressed up rather nicely in her half-dragon form."...I do say, it's rather burdensome to carry for the garden so much... At least it gives me plenty of exercise, I suppose.""Liz? Are you busy?""Oh, Ren! How splendid it is to see you. Did you need something?"She smiles as you enter, and you think about how to go about this difficult question.Actions>...Ask if she can give some of her land to the french back... Maybe you can also offer to repay her for it? (Choose to offer repayment or not!)>...Just sit down, be nice, and join tea time with Frankizka and Elizabeth...>...Maybe you should take a romantic approach to this...>Write-in
>>1875249>...Just sit down, be nice, and join tea time with Frankizka and Elizabeth...>...Ask if she can give some of her land to the french back... Maybe we can repay her in someway afterwards.
Roll me a 1d20-10 to see if you can get Elizabeth to even consider the possibility.+2 if you can try to find a way to approach the topic...+2 if you can promise payment!+1 for trying to also get out your anger at this practical joke that Claw has muscles or something, and try to express how much stress you have. (+2 if you can make her worry about you over her nation...)+1 for making fun of Solaire so you can get that extra confidence boost.
Rolled 4 - 6 (1d20 - 6)>>1875305>"Honey, with the ever present issue of geopolitics, I feel like we have to talk about some stuff close to home. Those French under my control in the south are always on about their "lost territory" in Normandy. Now I'm sure that they wouldn't be a major problem if they revolted over this issue but they'd still be a problem nonetheless. I was hoping that you could relinquish that piece of dirt called Normandy before some partisan tries to murder Reuviere in Paris or something. If it's a pressing issue for Britain itself, I can offer payment for in one way or another."
Rolled 14 - 10 (1d20 - 10)>>1875305
Rolled 18 - 10 (1d20 - 10)>>1875305
18-6=12Failure!Elizabeth seems a bit uncomfortable."Ren, I don't tell you to give up your land to other countries, now do I? I'd rather not talk about this.""Elizabeth, it's important...""No monarch in the history of England has given up land willingly to the French, and I'm not about to be the one to break such a fine tradition. What even got this into your head, that I would accept such a idea?"She seems more amused, if anything.Actions>...Continue to try and persuade her. (Chance to lower her opinion!)>Ah, nevermind then... (Leave on good terms.)>How dare she! Give her a piece of your mind!>Write-in
>>1875396>...Continue to try and persuade her. (Chance to lower her opinion!)
You continue to persuade her, while she simply looks somewhat smug and unconvinced.Roll me a 1d20-10 anons.+2 if you can be a suave, seductive dragon.+2 if you can appeal to why she should help you.+1 for promises?+1 for trying to also get out your anger at this practical joke that Claw has muscles or something, and try to express how much stress you have. (+2 if you can make her worry about you over her nation...)
Rolled 7 - 10 (1d20 - 10)>>1875433
Rolled 8 - 10 (1d20 - 10)>>1875433
Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1875433>inb4 I get another 20
Rolled 18 - 10 (1d20 - 10)>>1875433
10-10=0Elizabeth can't help but laugh a bit smuggly as you try to convince her."Ren, you don't need to fawn over me like this... Also, no.""Really?""Yeah. Now, as I was saying..."You get rejected by Elizabeth, but she seems to have taken it more as a joke.After this, you leave her alone... For now, at least.You seem to have free time.What do?>Plan an invasion...>Do science! You haven't done that for a while...>Check up on your kids, and see if they need any help or anything.>See about dealing with diplomatic affairs.>Spend time with a friend... Maybe they'll like you enough you can get a special thing going? (Such as a perk to help your nation.)>Go out on an adventure.>See about trying to help Elizabeth's economy.>Manage your business. (It's been a while since you've done it...)>Write-in
>>1875553>Go out on an adventure.Get Liz and go to the Elf base in Denmark. It time we finally finish that.
>>1875553>>Write-inI'd like to look into our own domestic affairs. And see what's causing social tension.
>>1875553>>Go out on an adventure.
You decide to look into adventuring and see what might be causing social tension, and you send..>Kryos. (Good at diagnosing racial tensions.)>Reinhold (Good at diagnosing religious tensions.)>Elizabeth (Good at diagnosing social/government tensions.)
>>1875579>>Kryos. (Good at diagnosing racial tensions.)
You send Kryos.Now, who to send on adventure to the Elven Dominion base in Denmark?>Elizabeth.>Renexizious.>Send for Claw.>Send for Pragius.>Charlemagne
>>1875590>CharlemagneHe's got big shoes to fill
>>1875590Elizabeth >>1875596I don't think he's suited for this type of thing.
>>1875629oh, send Ren too.
You, Liz, and Charlemagne decide to go down to the elf base...It takes you a bit of searching, until you come to the area Khorne told you about....It doesn't take you too long until you notice it's abandoned, and it looks like the elves moved on.Shit.It seems like they cleaned the whole place out, and left, leaving no evidence beyond some garbage...Actions>...Attempt to search around to see if you can find out where they went.>Leave.>...Take some of the garbage. Maybe Claw or Blondi can get a scent or something.>Write-in
>>1875674>...Attempt to search around to see if you can find out where they went.If this fails then just summon blondie
You attempt to search around.Roll me a 1d20+4 to search with the family.+1 if you can continue to be somewhat pissed about all your officers making those jokes of Claw being more buff then you.+1 if you can explain to Elizabeth what the plan is once you find the Elven base.
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1875707
>>1875707>okay, once we find the base I basically want to just find information about the Elves like what their goals are or what their backstory is. We've known about them for a while but hardly know anything.
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1875707
Crit Success.You of course, find a well-placed map...It seems the Elves moved their base to Stockholm and have multiple bases in Russia, Ukraine, Korea, and Poland....You also note there's some notes scrawled on the back, including a journey including notes.It seems that while you were gone, the Elven Dominion split up into multitude of groups.The Elven Marxist-Communist League seems to be one of the most popular radicalist groups, and seems to be based around a combination of elven supremacism and communism, and is the main chapter in Russia.Then of course, you have the Followers of Ukko, which seems to be based in Finland and are more religious, and seem to be anti-Christian.Finally, then you have the last chapter, the Elven Mizrahim-Hashashin, which seems to be based in Persia.There's also a few similar "groups" which haven't exactly grown in popularity or even become a name among intelligence operatives due to your great treatment of non-humans (unless they're elves)...M.A.R.S, seems to be a minotaur radicalist faction based in America and Greece, and seems to stand for Minotauric Armed Reactionaries of Hellenism... It's a bit of an odd thing, but you think they wanted something to say MARS, but just couldn't find anything really good. They seem to be a small movement in North America and quite popular in Greece, dedicated to the Roman gods, in particular for some reason... Though that seems to be the American chapter... The Greek one styles themselves A.R.E.S.There's one for lycanthropes, which is popular in Germany, France, and Poland called the "Loups de Guerre", Wolves of War apparently. They seem to be a very millitant group, and you might have plenty of ex-members among your populace... They do seem to copy a bit from fascist and racial propaganda.That seems to really be it though...Actions>Just write down the location of the new Elven Dominion bases.>Copy down the other racial extremists.>Write-in
>>1875788>Just write down the location of the new Elven Dominion bases.
>>1875788>Copy down the other racial extremists.
You do both.Now, where to go...>Visit the Elven Marxist League in Russia.>Visit the Followers of Ukko in Finland.>Visit Elven Mizrahim-Hashashin in Persia.>Visit the last few followers of the Elven Dominion in Stockholm.>Visit M.A.R.S (Your actually on really, really good relations, in theory.)>Visit the Wolves of War. (...Your probably on good relations.)>Write-in
>>1875826>>Visit the last few followers of the Elven Dominion in Stockholm.It is closer
You go to the final Elven Dominion base in Stockholm....Who's PoV by the way?>Renexizious>Charlemagne>Elizabeth
Renexizious it is.You eventually manage to get to around where the elven dominion base is...Roll me a 1d100.
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>1875936
24You arrive at the elf lair, which is deep in the slums. However, it seems deserted.Damn.Search?> Yes> No> Shapeshift (currently elf)> write in
>>1876084Have Liz cast a temporary polymorph on us to change some little features like hair color or facial structure as an elf.
Roll me a 1d100 for magic
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>1876117This had better be a low pass or else someone's gonna loss a few teeth
Your facial definitions change to be generally better looking and more of the typical elf.You go into the building, liz behind you and Charlemagne following.Roll me a final 1d20+3+3 if you can look like a typical eleven family.+2 for anger about the officer jokes about Claw being buff.
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1876207
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1876207
17+3=20You and your family enter the building, and it seems certainly to be a slum. Most of the doors are locked and graffiti is all over the walls... Eventually, you get to the top level, the door looks like it was busted in or something. This is supposed to be where the elven base is...Actions>Investigate.>...Leave>Write-in
You enter into the room, along with the rest of your family.Inside seem to be four Orcs right in front of you, dressed in gang signs and insignia, and like bikers......You also hear a shotgun being pumped directly to your left."Oi! What the hell are ya' pansy elves doin' in our lot?"You have a feeling that even though you might be a fucking dragon, a shotgun blast up close is a really, really good way to die.Actions>...Just try to surrender.>Attack!>Try to talk your way out of this!>Shapeshift>Write-in
>>1876444>Try to talk your way out of this
>>1876444I'll switch to talking our way out of this
Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.+3 if you can come up with an excuse.+2 if you can try to talk about why they shouldn't even lay a finger on you...+1 if you can mention how you didn't like the elves here anyways.
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1876471
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1876471
Critical Success.In the face of all these orks, you notice something sticking out of Elizabeth's rear pocket......Hm.It might just work.You pull out a slip of paper, and the orcs seem very, very confused."So. Anyone want pizza?"The orcs shrug, and you make sure to order plenty of pizza, along with alcohol. Elizabeth glares, slightly."Ren, that was for the kid-""Don't worry about it, we can always get more..."After a bit, you get to know the orcs a bit, and learn that they're apparently hired guns meant to take out the elves here, who were trying to "white knight" as they put it, and apparently insulted their gang leader's wife...It doesn't take too long for the pizzas to get here, and gradually, over the course of a few hours, you get to know the orcs rather well while Charlemagne and Elizabeth sit silently in the corner of the room, trying to talk although very nervous...The orcs eventually let their guard down, putting their guns down and eventually it's a pretty nice time, full of manly activities such as hand wrestling (which you destroy the orcs at), drinking contests, along with poker and blackjack, and also even some darts.Eventually, the orcs are well-shitfaced, consider you a friend, and start talking about how most of the elves are egotistical cunts but "your one of the good ones"...It seems like the orcs took care of the Elven Dominion for you, huh."...Hey, lad... What the bloody fuck is your name again?""Just call me Ren.""Ah... Want more beer or ya' heading home?"...Hm.Actions>...Maybe stay for a few more drinks with the orcs. What's the worst that could happen?>Take your family home...>...Try to exploit the orc's trust and fight them while they're weakened!>Write-in
>>1876540>>Take your family home...Ren's a family man.
>>1876540>Take your family home...fucling write down the names of every single one of these Orcs so that in the future law enforcement or Franzizka can crack them down and send them to prison to get butt raped. The cost us info on the dominion.
You get ready to take your family back home, and you begin to head downstairs.Goddamn it, what a waste of time....There's still some places left you can investigate...Hm.Actions>...Maybe you should visit one more extremist location.>...Head home, that's it...>Write-in
>>1876615>...Maybe you should visit one more extremist location.The marxist one in Russia
>>1876615>>...Head home, that's it...>>1876645this
>>1876647Erm, bottom one only.
You decide to go to the Marxist location.Roll me a 1d100...
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>1876745
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>1876745
Rolled 92 (1d100)54Meanwhile, as Claw.You've been hunting around in the jungle looking for this fucking captain guy for a few hours now...You've been...
Claw eventually finds deep in the jungle a temple, full of statues of... Well, strange octupuses, and seems to be dug into the side of a mountain.He can fit perfectly inside of it, too... Even if he was hulking out.Weird....There's even engravings of... A wolf, apparently, all along the arch of the huge doorway, fit for you......Do you enter?>Yes.>No.
You decide to go into the temple.What form?>Gelatin Wolf Form (Higher Dex!)>Wolf Form (Bipedal AND higher strength! Also, ripped as fuck)
>>1876913>>Wolf Form (Bipedal AND higher strength! Also, ripped as fuck)Fucking swole'
Wolf form it is.You begin to head into the temple, flexing your ripped muscles as you go.As you enter, torches below you, as large as a human, flicker on as you approach in.You can't help but feel like your getting smaller and smaller in this place.Eventually, you come to a large, metal portculius...You decide to break your way through it, as you bend the bars and break them with your teeth, snarling as you go in....But actually you just whimper, a bit afraid of what can be in here. Your whimpering comes out as a snarl though, for some reason.Inside, seems to be a large statue, just as large as you, beginning to move. It's bottom half is that of an octupus, and the upper part is of a human...It's huge, that's for sure, and your surrounded on all sides by stone brick.Suddenly, it steps off the pedestal, facing you silently, judging almost.You feel small, like a human or something. It's like this place was designed for beings of your size, even though it should be impossible.That's when the stone golem swings at you...What form do anons want to take for this fight?>Ripped Wolf>Gelatin Wolf>Flee!
SWOLE AS FUCK ACTIVATEDWhat do?>Attack him!>Break out your inner anger! (Will heavily expose you!)>Dodge!>Flee!>Write-in
Roll me a 1d20+6+3 for SHOWING OFF YOUR INSANE MUSCLES LIKE AN ABSOLUTE CHAD!+2 for ATTACK IDEAS+2 for obvious khornate influence.If everything's done, extra damage.
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1877013
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1877013can't write right now
Rolled 13 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>1877013Flex and pose our body to activate every muscle and show this rock golem just how fucked he isWhile we're doing that let out a gutteral roar and yell at how we're going to rip off his arms and beat him over the head with them.Then proceed to try and do that
13+13=26You attempt to rip off the golem's arm, but all you manage to do is scratch the stone with your extremely sharp claws....Huh, you have claws again. That's nice.You damage his arm quite a bit, but the golem goes to punch you...Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if you can dodge!+3 for OVERWHELMING SWOLENESS write ins. (+2 if Claw can still end up acting somewhat autistic and as a bit of a fucking loser)
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1877070
>>1877089Reroll if you do bonuses.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>"OH MY GOOOOODDDDD. IM SOOOOO YUGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. COME AT ME ROCK MAN!"
Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1877070>Claw flexes and the earth cracks beneath him. Claw doesn't dodge, the earth moves. Cause it's his bitch
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)
Rolled 3 (1d20)THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LOW QUALITY BONUSESCRIT FAIL FAGSCRIT FAIL ALL THE WAY
Claw flexes mightly, his focus put more on his mighty, meaty muscles and his hulkish body frame...Hell yeah! I'm so buff and cool! Man, all the girls will want to be with me no-Claw gets punched in the neck by the golem while he obsesses about his strength, and is sent into the air, choking.He curls up in a ball, as the golem begins to beat on Claw, who's practically defenseless as he chokes trying to breathe from the neckpunch....However, Claw feels angry at his muscular might being denied.Roll me a 1d20 to see if Claw's inner man can manifest!+2 if Claw can get angry at being beaten up all the fucking time and generally thought as incompetent..+3 for a nice scene depicting Claw becoming MORE SWOL.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1877167
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1877167>Claw gets up from his blow"Did you bleed my own blood, I mean, my blood bleed, I mean, make bled my blood....AH!">His uttering angers him to no end, pushing him deeper towards the knife's edge, and he can't up but call upon a hidden god>He's getting madder >He shall be the mad thing, and be fucking ripped!
It's good. I'll allow a samefag if you can actually depict the swol scene though.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1877206>>1877206>The muscles in Claw spur and mold. Congealing inside themselves. Ripples convulse like sack of sludge as his inner mass increases. His muscles like twine grow taunt on themselves and swell before wrapping together. His body grows tighter and tighter as his rage pools him together. The process is painful, fueling his rage
13+5=18Claw gets progressively larger, bigger, and more angry, to twice his original size, with considerably BULKY muscles, to the point that he looks like somesort of weird werewolf bodybuilder or something, who's also the champion of Fenrir.Roll me a 1d20+10 for attacking!+3 for putting MAXIMIUM ANGER FORCE behind his next punch!+1 for taking his anger out on the golem!
Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1877380
Rolled 15 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>1877394>Claw sticks his pawed foot into the ground with a horrifying grinding. The screech is muffled over the mist the forms at Claw's breath. His insides burned from his shear fury>He always wanted to try that anime shit. So he puts up a claw, takes a step backwards and drives himself forward!
You bring your claw back, and suddenly lunge forward, driving your claw straight into him with enough force the golem stumbles backward, with the upper part of his face cracking...Claw notices a vulnerbility right by the statue's tentacle feet, and he lunges right down toward's it's waistline, grabbing it and attempting to lift it with his tremendous strength....Roll me a 1d20+6 to see about taking advantage of this weakness....+3 for thinking ANGRY HUNGRY DESTRUCTIVE THOUGHTS!!!+2 for MORE BULKING UP scenes, as Claw attempts to lift the golem into a wrestling position he saw on an anime.
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1877472
Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1877472>Claw buries his claws into the tentacle. Stone cracking and grinding against his fur. His hide is like spikes against the 'flesh' of the beast and eats away at it like bristles. And as he pushes his chest out and drives his arms crack. Muscles expand across his chest like a sinew web. His entire body creaks as he humphs against the flesh of the beast>And a little thought creeps into his head "If I devour this thing, I will be bigger then Ren....I'll be bigger than Ren!">And so, his whole body sweeps to launch the beast as his desire to consume grows
14+11=25Claw grabs the golem by the waist as his fur literally eats away at the stone, and Claw decides to copy something he heard Ren do...Claw's muscles expand more as he attemps to lift the golem, which he does, and in a mighty show of force, lifts the golem above him and Claw bends over backwards, his mighty agility supporting him... And bringing the golem's head crashing down to the floor, bashing it...After doing it, you slide to the left as it attempts to stand up, and you jump down with your claws...You manage to crush it's waistline with the sheer amount of muscle and weight you have!It seems at this point, it's unable to really stand, but has taken to punch at your feet, which honestly is really easy to dodge.What do?>Shift form. (You nom much faster in gelatin form!)>Attack!>Try to break it's hands!>Write-in
>>1877703>Try to break it's hands!
>>1877703>>Try to break it's hands!
Roll me a 1d20+7 anons.+3 for COOL MOVES!+2 FOR EXTREME VIOLENCE!
Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1877768No writing because about to leave for work
Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1877768
14+7=21Claw breaks the golems hands, and goes to finish it off via...> Nomming> Crushing it's head>???> Write In
>>1877791Crush it's head
>>1877791>> NommingSorry QM, Fenrir must shine.
You decide to crush it's head, and nom it... You notice it seems to be regenerating...Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can indeed finish it off successfully before it heals!+3 for angrily trying to disrupt the repair process!+2 for ideas on how to nom solid stone in your wolf form. It'll probably hurt your teeth, honestly.+1 for angry thoughts about nomming.
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1877907
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1877907Don't bite itJust put the stone in our jaw and press down with MANLY FORCE until it shatters to dust.And slow the regeneration the only way we know how.SMASH IT.
Allowing a samefag for ANGRY NOM THOUGHTS.
Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1877976>"FUCKING ROCKS, I'M GOING TO TEAR HIS SHIT UP, THINKING HE CAN BEAT ME AND MY MUSCLES, FUCKING ROCKS."Then after we break down the rocks swallow cause we're so awesome we eat rocks without trouble.Then roar.
5+10=15Claw attempts to eat solid rock.He begins to choke as he swallows one whole, and feels his world going black......Wait, your a fucking gelatin wolf. You shouldn't have to deal with this.You shift to your gelatin form, and absorb the solid rock. There we go, no more choki-Suddenly, you get a rock fist right in your gelatinious face, and you stick to it, as he sends you into a wall, basically pulping your head, sort of like one of those child's cartoons when someone gets hit over the head with a mallet.Claw stumbles around, confused and disoriented...You recover in time to see him try and grab you...What do?>Try to stick and absorb him slowly!>Dodge!>Attack!>Flee!>Write-in
Dodging it is.Roll me a 1d20+9 anon.+3 if you can use your gelatin body to move out of the way and dodge!-2 if you can move to a position to counter attack! (You'll get a free attack!)
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1877998
19+9=28Claw dodges and rolls behind the golem, being so successful he gets a stealthy surprise attack...Roll me a 1d20+8 for SURPRISE SNEAK ATTACK!+3 for ideas on how to damage the behemoth while your behind him!+2 for thinking how cool you are, having GELATIN MUSCLES. Fuck yeah.+1 for a warcry worthy of Fenrir (+1 for nomming for Fenrir.)If everything's done, double damage.
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1878009
Rolled 1 + 15 (1d20 + 15)>>1878009Bound into the air flexing all of our muscles as we roarThink about how cool we must look right now as we're about to beat the shit out of this rock golem with our massive gelatin muscles.>"BEFORE AN ALPHA WOLF LIKE ME YOU'RE ONLY WORTHY AS A MEAL."Then dive down and tackle it down while attempting to nom the beast.Sure it's not a real sneak attack but real men don't use sneak attacks in 1v1s
Critical Failure!Claw attempts to growl, and punches with his gelatin muscles... Only for him to hurt his hand.Punching a rock monster is still really hard, even if your buff... But maybe, more muscle is needed...Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if Claw gets further anger and more buffs.+3 for EXTREME ANGER AT NO DAMAGE!+2 for BECOMING INCREASINGLY INCOHERENT AND HUNGRY!+2 for SHOWING OFF MORE SLIME MUSCLE AND YOUR GROWTH!+2 for TRYING TO MAKE FUN OF IT'S SIZE AND LACK OF MUSCLE!
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1878041
Rolled 1 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>1878041>"STUPID ROCK THING. YOU WILL NOT DENY THE MIGHT OF MY MUSCLE. YOU'RE SO WEAK YOU'RE ONLY FIT FOR A SNACK. I'VE SEEN PEBBLES WITH MORE POWER THEN YOU."Start roaring and foaming at the mouth as we flex our muscles and grow even more SWOLE then start yelling in broken sentences about muscles and flexing and rock monsters.
Critical FailureClaw kind of just cools down, his muscles visibly retracting, and him just kinda... Forgetting why he was here."...Hey uh... Why are we fighting again?"The golem doesn't react."I mean... How is this even here? I mean, your almost as tall as me. And I'm pretty huge. So uh... Yeah."The golem punches Claw, knocking him to the ground, and Claw continues to get beaten up for a bit.Claw gets angry, but is just tired out from his anger...Roll me a 1d20-4 to see if Claw can try to keep his anger going, somehow.+3 if he can try to think angry thoughts, and try to get some confidence from his MUSCLES.+1 if he can slightly plead for his muscles to not abandon him in his hour of need.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1878063Think about getting kicked out of your house, Think about this fucking rock monster being such an annoying shit.Think about every time your finger slipped fucking up one of your figurines.Every single annoying thing and take it out on this little shit right now.>"Please awaken my muscles one last time. Help me to take down this thing."
Allowing a samefag for attempting angry thoughts.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1878074>Think about all the times you've gone without mead soda>Think about the time you had to split candy with a child. Candy that was rightfully yours>Think of being left as literally just a fucking head
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1878074Feel that roar build up in the back of your throat about all the times you've been shot at, blown up, beaten down, Think about all the pain you're feeling right now, Feel the rage at the fact you aren't even sure about where you came from, and Think about how maybe you'll get some answers one day if you don't fuck it up and win this damn fight.Let out a sweet howl as we lean our head back and try to call our muscles to return to us, grit our teeth and face this golem.
13Claw barely manages to keep it together, and is just angry enough to have a slight strength bonus...The golem kicks at him, but Claw rolls to the side...Hm.Actions>Attack! (If you want, specify a location.)>Keep dodging!>Try to continue to build your anger!>Flee!>Shift forms! (Currently Gelatin.)>Write-in
>>1878093>Attack! (If you want, specify a location.)Something something sweep the leg
Roll me a 1d20+6 anons.+3 for trying to channel muscle into your gelatin arms.+2 for trying to come up with a way to trip him, even if your weaker and smaller.+1 for being angrily hungry.
Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1878102
Critical Success!You strike his leg, and in a particularly weak location, it crumble apart, causing him to hit the floor!You proceed to capitalize on this, sending an attack right into his back...Roll me a 1d20+6 for damage!+3 for finding a way to do extreme damage with your gelatinious body!
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1878158
Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1878158Start absorbing all the rocks that return to the golem to reform.Trying to stunt it's regen.Afterwards we should start lobbing slime balls at the thing to slow it down so we can take advantage of it more.After sufficiently weighed down break it apart and absorb it bit by bit
11+9=20Claw starts absorbing the rocks returning the golem, and throw slime balls...You begin to move in to try and engulf and perhaps absorb it, as it's unable to move.Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can successfully absorb and critically damage it!+3 for finding a way to hold it down further!+2 for thinking of critical parts to nom.+2 for hungrily gloating over nomming the golem, and all those delicious Vietcong earlier..
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1878178
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1878178Try the chestThe golems limbs and head form around it so without that it's lacking a critical part
Allowing a samefag for gloating hungrily.
Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1878195Let out a Haughty laugh fit for a super villain while the occasional drop of drool/slime comes out of our mouth at the thought of actually eating something...even if it's literally a rock golem.>"Hah! I can take down a thousand more of you, and it'd all be just a snack to me."
13+6=19Claw manages to nom one of it's arms off,and very nearly absorbs the other one, but it manages to push Claw off him...It begins to attempt to regen, to little success.Roll me a 1d20+5 to attempt to finish him off.+3 for further weakening him.+2 for more nom gloating.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1878237
Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1878237>but it, in fact, did not knock claw away. He remained on with gelatin teeth that slid down the arm, forming two deep gashes as Claw works his way up the arm. Akin to that of a snake devouring its prey, all the mean while. his surface spreads over the golem slowing it down in leverage and surface area
>>1878262"It really does taste like pork!">Or so Claw thinks it would sound like"Ith reakth doesth thathe lith hork">Such is the problem of gloating with your mouth full
13+10=23Claw begins to absorb and digest the solid rock golem, having proved he was victorious.He unleashes a burp afterwards, and looks around the room... Until he notices he needs to climb up.After some struggling, Claw climbs up a wall, and falls to the other side, where a large, green orb seems to be.What do?>Nom it.>...Break it?>...Don't do anything and just look around?>...Shift to your wolf form? (Whatever you do will effect that form instead!)>...Write-in
>>1878282>Nom it.These are good.
>>1878289Gotta get Swole
Rolled 7 (1d100)You surround the orb, and begin to digest it.Ignore my roll.
You absorb the orb... And feel yourself changing....You erh...You grow a new pair of arms, and are also now bipedal in your gelatin form.Claw now has 4 arms.Claw also is permanently larger, and grows by nearly ten stories, his ears touching the roof...Claw's slime output has been increased, to the point that it can get knee-high in contained areas... It'll certainly make it hard to move around, if you aren't made of slime, even if something's huge...Claw also has enhanced smelling and hearing.You flex your two extra arms, which lie right under your original two.Cool...You notice that there's another similar wall, which you have to climb over...However, your size of about 55 stories is making it a bit hard...You manage to crawl up and peek your head over, and notice another fucking golem......Is it just you, or is it smaller then you now? And doesn't notice you, as you are directly above it...Actions>...Sneakily nom it.>...See about trying to use your increased slime output to flood the room, so you can get a leg up while it's struggling to move.>...Use your four arms and FIGHT IT!>Write-in
>>1878310>...Use your four arms and FIGHT IT!
>>1878310>>...Use your four arms and FIGHT IT!Let's not get too big now.
You decide to use your new arms to fight it...What form anons?>Wolf form.>Gelatin form.
You shift to your wolf form, and are surprised to see your two extra arms are still there, but just as buff as your other arms...You sneak down, and get ready into position, with a nice surprise attack waiting you...Roll me a 1d20+8 for SNEAK ATTACK damage.+3 for WRESTLEMANIA NOM CARNAGE!+2 for SHOWING OFF YOUR NEW TWO ARMS!+1 for MAXIMUM NOM BECAUSE FENRIR FUCK YEAH! (+1 if you can also kinda wish you weren't hungry enough to fucking eat solid rock)
Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1878335
Rolled 7 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1878335>Claw travels up to the golem all sneaky beaky like, and grabs the two arms with his 4 arms>He gets an idea, a very awful idea. he pulls with all of this might, and tugs and tugs. Attempting to pull the golem in half!>+2 because don't wanna nom
10+10=20Claw sneaks up behind it, and begins to bend the golem...He manages to bend it back far enough that it looks hunchbacked, in a sense, and tries to fling and falls to the ground.You of course, decide to go in for a finishing blow.Actions>Stomp it's head into dust!>Pull a wrestling move you know...>Punch it until it stops moving...>Grab it, and SLAM it into a wall until it stops moving.>Nom.
>>1878351>Stomp it's head into dust!
You attempt to stomp it's head into dust.Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you are indeed, successful.+3 if you can come up with a way to put even MORE force behind your stomp.
Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1878357
>>1878357Jump and stomp on its head
Claw breaks the golems head with a mighty stomp. The golems regenerates in front of you...What do?> Break it down further. (Increases time until it comes back)> Nom it... It's the only way to kill it.> Write In
>>1878399>> Break it down further. (Increases time until it comes back)
You smash it against the wall a bit more, and continue on.You go down the hallway, as it grows progressively smaller and smaller. You are forced to start crawling, then gradually switching to your gelatinous form simply to fit...Eventually, the hallway ends as you jiggle your way down, and you notice something...You notice a room, practically full of treasure, gold, diamonds with a degraded longship right in the middle......It seems a bit familiar to you, oddly enough.You look around, absorbing some treasure here and there for your "collection" and after scooping up nearly half your body-weight in gold, you notice two large stone doors, engraved in nordic symbols in front of you.You begin to push the door open into a descending staircase, at the bottom being a familiar glowing green light...You go down, and you pause once you get to the bottom.Three lights.A green, a blue, and a red crystal floats in the room... You feel oddly angered by the red, and the blue feels a bit... Well, Hungry...The green seems just uncannily slimy, almost.What do?>Absorb one?>Absorb multiple... (Choose up to all.)>...Look around. This might be a trap or something.>Write-in
>>1878630>Absorb one?The blue one
>>1878630>...Look around. This might be a trap or something
...You decide to search for a trap.Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1878680
15+4=19You do notice that beneath each crystal seems to be a glowing object, causing electricity to hit each of the crystals...Even more investigation tells you that adjacent to each one of the crystals seems to be a human-sized doorway, super tiny for you. Interesting....Finally, you notice a hidden door firmly sealed behind the crystals.Actions>Try to go through one of the human sized doors.>...Try to absorb one of the crystals?>...Try to throw a brick or something at one of the crystals?>Write-in
>>1878718*Also, specify if you want to go to the one in front of the red, blue, or green crystals.
>>1878718>Try to go through one of the human sized doors.Shiny
You try to squeeze through a human sized door...After nearly an hour of forcing yourself through, you get halfway to the otherside. You could probably shift to a human form, but who knows what could be waiting for you?In this room, there seems to be a very, very clear setting of slime, green, and reminds you of a swamp. In a strange language, unlike any other human one, something is written on the walls, below what seems to be a... Statue. Of you....You with slime dripping down, of course.ETH NOE HOW NSNAGTTAS, engraved on it.There seems to be a button below it...You hear a faint clicking sound, but also hear something moving...What do?>Do nothing?>...Leave.>...Press the button?>Nom the statue?>Write-in
>>1878795>...Press the button?
>>1878795>WaitSolve the anagram first
>>1878878You guys need to think what it is, Claw won't be able to roll unless you guys take 50 years.
Hint 1.It's similar to being inactive.
>>1878795The one who stagnates.
>>1879206Yes, holy fuck it's been at least two hours, thank you.Anons, decide if you want to push the button or not.
>>1879209Don't press the button.
>>1879219Don't do anything.
Pic related. Do nothing.
You do nothing, and the ticking slows down, and comes to a halt...You kinda just wait, and you head back into the main room.The green crystal has gone into the hidden door, and it seems on closer examination, to have some slots for the crystals to go into.What next?>Red.>Blue
Red it is.You crawl into the red room, and... Step in something....As you go in, lights go on. The room itself is covered in blood, guts, with blood going almost waist high... If you were a human, at least.You look around, and see a large statue of you, covered in armor, blood, guts, and muscle, and lacking an anagram."THE BLOODY ONE", and below it"BLEED FOR HIM" it says....Around you, seem to be symbols of the Ruinous Powers, and in the center of the room, is something akin to one of those baptism wells, but instead of water, has blood in it.All around the room seem to be training dummies... Tiny compared to you, but still.Actions>...Fight the training dummies?>Cut your arm, maybe? That's what it means, right?>...Challenge this Khornate statue to a fight!>Write-in
>>1879334Do the blue one now
>>1879349Just saying, if you want to open the door, you need to do this.
>>1879356Hit the training dummies then
>>1879334>Cut your arm, maybe? That's what it means, right?Bleed for him.
You cut your arm over the bapistry.It seems to work, as the fountain glows, and turns black...You leave, and notice the red crystal is now in place, leaving only the blue crystal...Inside, you smell something wonderful, and as you squeeze through, you see food, so, so much food...Heaps, upon heaps of it, in fact. And a large scale, in the middle of the room... While in the middle, a large statue of a wolf, far larger then the other two, with a large, open mouth, almost like he's about to eat you there and then.......Strange.Another series of letters, this time in old Nordic..."THE ONE WHO HUNGERS"The scale in the room is large, and you have a feeling the goal is to nom enough that you can even the scales out...At least, this is your inner champion talking.Huh. Useful!The heavier part is weighed down by a mountain of food, and the light part is suspended with a smaller heap on it...The light portion is extremely high up.There's also a number in nordic... 50.It seems like while counting, there's about 50 mountains of food in here. Huh.....What do?>...Try to nom the lightest part of scale...>...Nom the heavier part of the scale.>...Start nomming carefully. (Specify how many mountains) >Nom everything.>Nom everything. Even the statue.>Write-in
>>1879402>...Nom the heavier part of the scale.
You nom the heavier part of the scale.The heavier part is raised ever so slightly into the air, and the lighter part lowers a bit...Hm. It seems the heavier part is naturally weighed to be heavier.Actions>Nom the lightest part.>Nom carefully. (Specify how many mountains.)>Nom everything.>Nom everything. Even the statue.>Write-in
You of course, nom quite literally everything.It works out rather well, as once you get on the scales...Well, it collapses, sufficiently said. Your fat ass manages to break the scale.You leave, a bit disappointed, but are somewhat confused once you see the hidden door open, and the crystals gone.You go down the hallway in your wolf form, and eventually run into a circular room, with three pedestals, holding a red, a blue, and a green crystal.Each one has ancient writings into the wall behind it.The Red One"THE BEAST AWAKENS FROM IT'S DORMANCY TO HUNT AND REND AND DESTROY, AND STAND AT THE END WITH PRIDE AND VICTORY WITH THE DRAGON AND THE LION."The Green One"THE WOLF WAITS, STAGNATING AND DECIDING, UNSURE OF WHAT SIDE TO TAKE, IN THE END, HE CHOOSES HIS OWN, WITHOUT KNOWING WHAT DEEDS MUST BE DONE AND HIS PAST ACTIONS JUDGED BY GODS"The Blue One."THE DEVOURER AWAKENS AT THE END, SEEKING TO RESTART THE CYCLE AGAINST CRUEL GODS, TO FIGHT AGAINST INJUSTICE AT THE COST OF HIS LIFE IN THIS CYCLE. THIS IS HIS DESTINY, HIS MASTER COMMANDS IT."Interesting...This will effect Claw's far, far future.Each one of the crystals shimmers, and you think about which one to choose. You have a feeling you can really only pick one.Will effect Claw's future>Fenrir's Crystal (Bad End, but huge amount of power, and keeps complete control over his personality, though may be a huge problem in the future, along with recieving divine help once in a while, so he can continue his destiny.)>Neutral Crystal (Can give Claw a Good, Bad, or Neutral end, and the gods will hinder him greatly, but his fate can be decided by his actions and deeds...)>Khornate Crystal (Good Ending(?), great amount of power, and likely absolute loyalty to Ren... All at the cost of changing his morals a bit, and him becoming much more influenced by Chaos... And further despised by the gods.)
>>1879512>Neutral Crystal (Can give Claw a Good, Bad, or Neutral end, and the gods will hinder him greatly, but his fate can be decided by his actions and deeds...)
>>1879512>Khornate Crystal (Good Ending(?), great amount of power, and likely absolute loyalty to Ren... All at the cost of changing his morals a bit, and him becoming much more influenced by Chaos... And further despised by the gods.)
Feel free to argue about what to choose anons.
Also, I'm switching PoVs. Note that the vote is still active, and hopefully all anons can get to vote in it.Meanwhile, over Russia..."...Ren, we've been looking for hours.""Yes, we have.""...Are you sure you don't want to take a break? It's chilly up here.""Elizabeth, we've almost found their base...""...Their base is in the urals. It's been nearly a day, my claws are frostbitten, and Charlemagne misses home.""...Come on, we can't end the search here...""...Well, I'll just head home then, alright? You can do this, while I head home and rule over Sweden while your gone, alright?"Renexizious sighs."I guess..."What PoV anons?>Elizabeth. (Rule over Sweden for a few days while Ren tries to find the Elven Marxists.)>Renexizious (Skip ruling.)
>>1879625>Renexizious (Skip ruling.)
>>1879625>>Elizabeth. (Rule over Sweden for a few days while Ren tries to find the Elven Marxists.)
Renexizious it is.Roll me a 1d100 anons. This is for how long this takes. (Lower the better)-20 for wishing Elizabeth could keep you company here. It's fucking cold. Also, you miss her. And her little cute self.-10 for thinking what Elizabeth is doing back home, without you... Hopefully something that encourages you to look harder.-10 for wishing you didn't have to deal with so many fucking elven terrorists. Hell, even the other racial terrorists aren't even that bad.
>>1879512>Khornate Crystal (Good Ending(?), great amount of power, and likely absolute loyalty to Ren... All at the cost of changing his morals a bit, and him becoming much more influenced by Chaos...
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>1879651Check did Nat 1
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>1879651My shitty rolls shall saveth the day
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>1879651
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>1879651>Ren is at the 100th supposed cell he's checked out, he liked it cold, but Sweden Cold, not this god forsaken land. >"Ugh, why can't I just find these fucking elven terrorists? Could they have chose a more shit location? Are these things even real? I'm being fucking trolled by this goosechase.">"I wonder if Elizabeth is ok....where she's nice and warm....sitting on top of my money...."
>>1879675I-i-is this a new anon that appears before us?Huh.
70-40=30It takes you nearly an entire day to find the cell, which seems to have taken up residence inside of a mine, some log cabins are outside of it, along with a wooden wall, and some general communist/marxist/anarchist stuff.What do?>Attack!>...Maybe approach and try to talk?>Let out some of Flame's anger on the commune.>Burrow underground!>Cast a spell!>Land nearby and shapeshift...>Write-in
>>1879699>Land nearby and shapeshift...
>>1879699>write inLand spasm with huge weight to collapse mine
Rolled 2 (1d2)Rolling.1=Land and collapse them.2=Land and shapeshift.
You decide to land...What form?>Human>Dragotaur>Minotaur>Elf>Drow>Dwarf>Kobold>Gnome>Yuan-Ti
You shift to your elf form, and begin to approach the commune.What do?>Stealth your way in.>Convince your way?>Kill your way in.>Write-in
>>1879737>>Stealth your way in.
>>1879737>Stealth your way in.
Roll me a 1d20-6 for sneaking in.+2 for brilliant tactical ideas on sneaking.+1 for continuing to miss Liz.
Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1879755
Rolled 12 - 3 (1d20 - 3)>>1879755>Ren has a brilliant idea for sneaking in>He swims through the snow >and he misses Liz
12-6=6Ren climbs through the snow, but thanks to his really, really shitty skills regarding dexterity, he trips on a rock, cursing wildly.A few of the elves notice you, and point guns as you try to crawl up. They seem to be AK-47s.What do?>Surrender!>Attack!>Shapeshift!>Write-in
>>1879788>Surrender!Hands up and try to talk our way out of this.
Rolled 1 (1d2)Rolling.1=BBM Chad Memes2=Surrender like a fucking virgin cuck
>>1879807You mean like when he didn't beat the shit out of those Orcs who held a gun to his head along with his family and instead got them pizza.
You shift to your muscular minotaur form, and try to talk to the elves... There's seem to be an equal amount of men and women as guards too, judging from first look...Roll me a 1d20+4 for how well this goes.+3 for trying to approach "peacefully" (and still look like a fucking Chad)+2 for showing off your chadness to the elf wymans.
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1879824
Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1879824>Ren walks up to one of the elves putting an AK-47 at him. He takes his large minotaur hands and rubs their head as if they were petting their small cousin >"So I heard ya'll were having an operation, psh, yeah!">He flexes what you might imagine are biceps so large that they can eat bullets. giving the idea that open firing is not a wise idea
Allowing a samefag with a +3 bonus if you can continue to be a complete BBM, and hit on the elf woman guard a little.
Rolled 9 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>1879838>He puts down the rifle of one of the woman while staring at him with his big head"You eyes are like the moooon."
Rolled 16 - 3 (1d20 - 3)Ignore my roll.
You go up to the guards, who point their rifles at you. You give a bit of a pompous laugh, and rubs their heads."So, I heard ya'll were having an operation in these here parts... Gotta say, I ain't too impressed..."You see the other guard, a female elf, point their gun at you. The safety's on too, how cute."Hey, pretty lady...Did I ever tell ya' your eyes are like the mooooon?" You add extra emphasis on that last part, with a wink, and you lower her gun......She can't help but blush slightly, but weakly raises the rifle towards you."Hey, who the hell are you!""I can ask the same of ya'll..."After some talking, you get ordered to be "escorted" by some of the base members... Including that cute elf guard earlier, with nice blond hair...Actions>...Refuse to be escorted!>...Accept, and claim only because "a cutie like her" is with you... Also, hit on her a bit.>Accept.>Write-in
>>1879853>...Accept, and claim only because "a cutie like her" is with you... Also, hit on her a bit.
You accept, if only because a cutie like her is escorting you...Roll me a 1d20+6 anons for seduction.+3 for showing off your ultra muscles and making the elves look like cucks compared to you...+2 for flirting with her... (+1 for a lustful action that shows how much of a CHAD you are.)+1 for also trying to confidently not worry about Liz.
Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1879861Flex.>Liz isn't here, instead over a hundred miles away in Stockholm. Besides, I'm not keeping this one anyways.
Rolled 16 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1879861>Before you start moving, Ren flexes his bicep infront of the elf gal, the head of the muscle is far more than her own head, she of course, can't look away, and neither can the stupefied males >and he then puts it close to her neck, letting her know just what he plans on doing to her later, but not one word needs to be exchanged, of course, this was ok to him because he may not even sleep with her. It just means he has to fuck Liz harder
16+11=27You can't help but flex confidently, sexually, and of course, you catch her watching the gunshow, and is blushing quite heavily...Even more so when you slap her right on her small cute ass, almost causing her to drop her gun."Missy, you almost tripped there... Be glad I caught ya..."You give her a wink, as you stare into her eyes...She has cute rookie eyes too... And nods shyly...You have a feeling that she's almost completely seduced... You just need a bit more pressure......Hell, you notice that some of the women around the camp are even looking at you somewhat impressed. Hell yeah.You get taken deeper into the camp, into the mine...Time for the home stretch.Roll me a 1d20+8 for finalizing the seduction.+3 for coming up with a "coup de grace" for the girl.+2 for thinking about how much fun you'll have later, and how much you'll need to "pay Liz back" in bed...+1 for getting the point across that your a bit "horny" so to speak. Get it?Autosuccess if everything happens.
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1879894
>>1879894*Picks her up and starts caressing her gently*"Oh baby. It must get freezing cold here but I canreally warm things up for y'all, you and the rest of the girls. You just gotta get a hold of my firewood.""Liz is probably going to hate this but at least it was for the good cause of getting that sweet intel. I'm sure she won't mind once I work my magic her in bed."
>>1879894>Ren thinks to himself, it was for getting rid of Communism, once Facism rules. Then Liz and Ren can have the real fun
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1879916>oh dice
You step a bit closer to her, putting your hand around her waist..."Babe, I bet it gets freezin' cold up in these parts... I bet I can really warm things up for y'all, seeing as that's the least a stranger can do up in these parts... You and all the rest of the girls up here... Must be lonely, ain't y'all? Got no real men, don't you?"You slide your large hand down her pants, and lean in close..."...Ya'll can take a hold of my firewood later... If you know what I mean.."You promptly squeeze her nether region as a trial for what's to come later, and quickly leave before anyone knows what happened...And of course, you rub her on the head, like the smooth, big, bulky minotaur you are.You think she's seduced, and almost certainly thinking about later tonight...Of course, you get taken to what seems to be a holding cell, and put inside...Two more guards, both female, come around to guard you."So, do I get to talk to yer' leader sometime soon?"They look at you, and shake their heads, and talk...Hm.Actions>Continue the Big Bulky Minotaur charms you have...>...Demand a meeting with their leader!>Break your way out of here!>Write-in
>>1879931>Continue the Big Bulky Minotaur charms you have...
>>1879931>>Continue the Big Bulky Minotaur charms you have...
Roll me a 1d20+6 to hit on two women at once...+3 for trying to find a way to draw attention to you, and show off how manly you are, and how bulky you are...+2 for flirts and compliments...+1 for innuendo or speaking lewdly...
Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1879942
>>1879942Start doing push-ups and face the couple of elves."Ya know, for a couple of gals stuck in the middle of freezing nowhere, you both look mighty fine. I see you both put plenty of time into looking like nice like you do. Why hell, you look finer than half the broads from the town where I'm from and that's saying a lot."(+2)
Rolled 6 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>1879942"You know...from where I'm from, there's room for 3 in the beds.">and finally for the ultimate show of manliness >go from BBM to Dragontaur
13+14=27You begin to do some vaguely "sexual" pushups, trying to fill in time."Ya'll remind me of a few girls from a town I once knew... But far prettier lasses, I bet both of you put plenty of time looking nice like you do... You know, there's a sayin' where I come from... Everything's bigger in Texas... From the men, to the beds... Especially the men..."You give a wink to the women, who are blushing quite a bit at your lewdness, and move carefully towards the bars, interested in hearing more.Roll me a 1d20+6 to coup de grace them.+4 for a lustful coup de grace to knock em off their heels!+2 if you can promise a big party, with you as the main attraction, and how you don't disappoint or tire easily...+1 for mentioning what women tend to say about you in bed...
Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1879963>getting a tad tired of just writing sex stuff, I'm not 13 anymore >Ren grabs the two females close and draws them close to his head as if he was about to whisper a secret>but, in fact, he makes out with both of them at once using his forked tongue>both of them at once!>and he finally pulls away"You wanna know how the tale of the bull run ends? It doesn't.">wink wink "Let's get some drinks and skip dinner...."
Rolled 17 (1d30)14+11=25You manage to impress the girls with your implied words, and you think they're quite attracted to you, surprisingly enough... Especially after a nice squeeze on their... Well, breasts. simply put."So, how does some drinks sound? No dinner though, you know what I mean..."You eventually manage to convince them to take you down to the barracks for a few minutes for a "quick one".......Yeah.A quick one, that's for damn sure.Ignore my roll.
Rolled 88 (1d100)...You of course, get to the female's garrison around the guard shift, with plenty of smoking hot babes, surprised as you walk in...Ignore one more roll.
...The tumbling goes on from mid-day all the way to next day, at nearly evening, and having tumbled most, if not all of the garrison's females. Nearly all thirty, in fact....Oh, and most are cuddling up to you, or otherwise curled out in a nice display of exhaustion from the heavy... Well, "tumbling", so to speak.You begin to get up, but the girls closest to you seem to want you to stay......You give them one last tumble before you go, and you get dressed... (Except for the shirt, which you just can't find) and get ready to see this leader...You begin to head down the hallways, trying to avoid guards...Roll me a 1d20-5 to avoid guards.+2 for trying to find a way to sneak as a minotaur missing a shirt...+1 for thinking smuggling about being such a chad regarding females... They really can't resist the BBM.
Rolled 15 - 2 (1d20 - 2)>>1880001>"I've taken half of their staff, I bet the other half is getting quite tired and fatigued, no one was going to come relieve them...">Ren works his way around the guards trying to find holes in where their patrol is now
15-2=13Renexizious sneaks his way somehow past the guards, who are mostly napping or exhausted...Eventually, he gets to the leader's office...What do?>Seduction, one of the oldest things in the book.>Beat the shit out of her...>...Just leave, honestly.>Write-in
>>1880013>>Seduction, one of the oldest things in the book.Only because it's too cramped to do the tactic of nomming.
Roll me a 1d20+6 for sudden seduction of their leader...+3 for implying how hard you've "taken care" of the female garrison, and how your here to do a similar thing.+2 for being more of a Chad.
Rolled 9 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1880025>Ren walks into the leader's room with a small applause >He reeks with the smell of sex, and elf. It can only mean one small thing"Your guard kept me plenty occupied, and the whole time, they could not contain themselves about the mistress.">he leans over her desk and bats an eye in a seductive manner"I've had your sentry and I wanted to....test your leadership.">Flexing his back and chest at the same time
Allowing a samefag if you can be even more chadlike.
Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)>>1880037"Let's cut the crap.">Ren uses one arm to clear off her entire desk"You, me, right now. I know you want it more than those little twigs, and it gets so cold here. So let's get to business!"
Rolled 82 (1d100)Welp, ignore me while I roll for tumbling.
Renexizious brushes off her entire desk, and pulls her into a kiss... And quickly escalates to tumbling.After multiple hours spent tumbling, Renexizious decides to enact his ultimate plan...Roll me a 1d20+6 to redpill the communist leader.+3 for talking about fascism and such things, and how strong and empowering it is....+2 for of course, belittling her male comrades and how weak communists tend to be compared to the chadlike fascists...+1 for continuing to show off how Chadlike you are.
Rolled 9 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>1880043"And with communism, you exist for the weak, but with facism. You exist with the face! To commune toward the common goal! How how wondrous it is. Places like here sit in there little cold caves while fascists live in palaces.""See how little your male charges just...pitter patter. Look at them. Would you even try them again?">he laughs pulling her closer and flexes on the spot"Now, why don't you and your little pussy entourage come with me, and we'll talk about real goals..."
Allowing a samefag, with a +1 bonus attached if you can just belittle Elven males more.
Rolled 7 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>1880055>And Ren has been hiding his secret technique, which he unleashes against this poor elf>he flexes his body to maximum swole"And think of all these great races we got in Sweden, Big Males, Minotaurs, Orcs, Werewolves, all way better than little virgin Mike over there."
Rolled 6 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>1880064
9+13=22You of course, take her through a tour of why communism is evil, bad, and how great fascism is while you tumble her heavily...She doesn't seem too convinced, so you try to belittle Elven males, who are just so weak like twigs... She doesn't really say anything on that...Interestingly enough, you hear the door open while your in the middle of tumbling, and see a elven man walk inside."...Leader, you'll be happy to know th-"He sees you right in the middle of this, and is somewhat horrified.And also, perfect timing to show how absolutely weak and pathetic elven males are.What do?>Break him like a fucking twig.>...Scare him off.>Just laugh at how weak and scrawny he is! You don't even need to do a thing!>(Shrewd Mind): Tell him to get the rest of the female garrison for a "teaching experience" so to speak...>Write-in
>>1880069>(Shrewd Mind): Tell him to get the rest of the female garrison for a "teaching experience" so to speak...
>>1880069>>(Shrewd Mind): Tell him to get the rest of the female garrison for a "teaching experience" so to speak...>and just keep tumbling
Shrewd Mind it is.Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can get this fucking weakling to get you a drink. And the female garrison.+3 for terrifying the crap out of him while tumbling like a true CHAD.+2 for mentioning why women love the BBM so much.+1 for of course, mentioning how much they'll enjoy your lesson.
Rolled 14 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>1880075>Ren lifts up the leaders arms and, for blue boards sake, let's just say that the male knows why the female is being bred with right now"Tell me, can elves lift you like this or do this?!">[REDACTED]"And if you tell me where your friends are, we can do this all over again...."
Rolled 17 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>1880075>Grab him by his thin little Elven neck and stick him on your back, while you do thrusting push-ups into his leader, making out heavily with her every time Ren leans down. However puny, the extra weight is appreciated for maxing push-up gains.>"You see, the women love the BBM is because they're starved for protein, since you little Elven fucks won't bring them back a goddamn hamburger once in a while. So when they see some all-beef summer sausage, just swinging there, ripe for the taking, they jump on it.">"Don't forget ladies, there'll be enough all-beef summer sausage to sate ALL your appetites, I promise."
Rolled 90 (1d100)14+14=28The elf scrambles away fast as possible, all while you tumble the leader extremely...Eventually, plenty of scantily clad elven women come in, seeking round two.Ignore my roll.
It's nearly been two entire days, and holy shit your hungry, and still having to tumble the overly lustful women...At least, you get to teach them a bit.Roll me a 1d20+6 for teaching them lessons to stop their communist ways.+3 if you can continue arguing against communism while tumbling, and talk about how it's a terrible idea...+2 if you can of course, also maybe fucking get some food or something, you don't want to starve to death doing this, that'd just suck...+2 for continuing to imply how weak elves and other lower races are.+1 for also maybe mentioning a bit of shock you've been tumbling for this fucking long. Elizabeth and you never really actually gone this long, right?
>>1880089>"So seriously, what's with the whole communism thing? Aren't you elves basically massive nature buffs? You DO remember that nature isn't all Bambi and his forest friends, it's trying like hell to survive long enough to spread babies. Without competition, entire species have gone stagnant, failed to adapt to new challenges, and died out. You don't want to see sentient life as a whole get complacent and die now, do you? Because at the end of the road, that's what you end up getting. It's our drive to compete that elevated us above the deer and other herd animals into the masters of our world. Without it, we stagnate, and die off.">"You, man-wretch! Do us all a favor, and get some salty snacks and cold beer in here, pronto! We need proper fuel if we're to kick this off right!">"Heh, you don't see an orgy like THIS every week, eh ladies? A dozen of your men, no, TWO dozen of your men couldn't keep this up the way I have! Hell, two dozen orcs or two dozen humans couldn't do this either.">...Hell, -I- don't see this kind of tumbling every -year-. Even Elizabeth and I have never gone on a tumbling bender like this before, ever. Sweet merciful gods, I think this is going to be a new record.
Rolled 9 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>1880092
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1880092back up roll
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1880089Communism means that theguy has a little dick and is weak. If you're a guy and not a communist, than your masculinity and testerone increase by over 100%
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d100 + 10)9+14=23You continue to teach them while not even breaking a sweat tumbling them all, but only a small few...A few emasculated peons of elves bring you some food and beer, causing you to grow a bit more... Well, wild in your tumbling frenzy...God, hopefully you can keep this up.
...Your body however, begins to slow down. Not even a dragon or a minotaur can handle tumbling for two days and a half...Exhausted, you take a seat right on the table next to an elf you were previously pounding...It seems your beginning to slow down, damn it.Actions>...Shapeshift, maybe, to a form with more energy...>That's nothing beer can't solve, right...>...You should uh, probably leave while most of them are unconscious, honestly.>.Write-in
>>1880313>>.Write-inIt's time to stop. Wait for them to come around, and find out if we've recruited them or if we have to kill them. there's no letting them away.
You wait for them to come around...Roll me a 1d20+7 to see if you get any new converts, so to speak.+3 for of course, mentioning politely and nicely to them about their choice to either join you and fascism, or die. (+1 for coming up with a way to reward those who do convert.)+2 for of course, finding a way to deal with those who refuse to join...+2 for showing off how Chadlike fascism is, against a few emasculated elven men. (+1 if you can injury them too.)
Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1880328
Rolled 15 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1880328>look guys, you can keep doing this whole communism thing and stay cucks, or you can join the best actual ideology called Fascism and make YUGE gains, both with your muscles and your sex lift.
Rolled 4 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>1880328>"Now that I've shown you women a wonderful time I'll have to ask you to either join me in fascism or meet a less than happy ending.">"Honestly I don't see why not. Why just look at me, the fascist man. Compared to these emasculated men right here."Pick up one of the elven men for comparison. Throw them to the side afterwards at his friends. they break easily anyways. and fondle one of the maidens while we lift the man for this comparison.
15+13=28Almost all of the women convert after you show off your strength lifting a elf and throwing him at his friends...Of course, there's two elven women who aren't crowding around you, and seem not really convinced of conversion..."Ladies, I'll show you a great time, you just need to think hard and deeply about if your really willing to die after such great sex."...They seem slightly interested, so you pick the two of them up, and put them on your shoulders..."Now ladies, I have to say, I'm impressed... All of you decided to come with me... I'm not really much of a ladykiller to be fairly honest..."You grab a few by the hand delicately, and lead them out of the office... You know, their hands are so soft...You notice down the hallway a group of elven males armed, and seem to be talking..."Ladies, can you get off of me for one moment? I think I need to handle this."Hm. What do?>Approach them, and fight...>...Try to use the mini-harem of elves as a sort of elven shield.>Approach them, and Chad them into submission. They look weak as fuck honestly.>Write-in
>>1880368>Approach them, and Chad them into submission. They look weak as fuck honestlyWhat are they saying?
>>1880368>>Approach them, and Chad them into submission. They look weak as fuck honestly.
You approach them as they plot, and poke on the shoulder.The elves turn to you, quite shocked to see you and... Erh... Well, your large firewood, dangling in their face....Pants are for sissies anyways.Roll me a 1d20+8 to emasculate elves.+3 if you can of course, show off how fucking chadlike they are, laugh at them for being so weak...+2 if you can mention knowingly how women can't resist the BBM.+1 for mentioning how they can continue to be emasculated to you, as your slaves.
Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1880383
Rolled 8 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>1880383>Ren walks straight up to one and leans on him, almost crushing him"So yeah, you guys hit these ladies yet? Like Brittany over there, or Marina? What, 31 girls and none of you have gotten tail? Psh, that's sad." "Psh, what do you think that I have that you don't? Yeah, that's you in the back fuck boy, I can see you staring. and I know you're all thinking, so I got a choice for you fellows. You can join me. Well, you will be either way. But the small dicked among you that want to be men can join me and become dragon blooded and just maybe you'll nail a chick like I nailed your leader today. Or you can wallow in your feminization in the mines. Which are you going to choose?"
Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1880383
15+14=29The elves are... Well, quite scared of you, and you manage to take their guns away without any problem.They follow behind you, and you keep a careful eye on them, while the women all crave after you a bit...Eventually, you notice down the hallway an elf smoking a cigarette, and also holding a AK-47, and speaking in Russian to another elf. He seems to be frustrated, and seems to speak proper Russian, fluent..."...You know, I heard that minotaur fellow literally busted out of the cell!""...So why don't we shoot him?""...The leader said not to over the radio... Strange.""...You know, I was thinking about just going back home.""Really?""Yeah, this place is fucking shitty... Not to mention that this whole "marxist" shit just means that whenever I decide to help someone struggling at their work...""Like the girls?""For fuck's sake, they literally think we won't get attacked or anything. I mean, we haven't even moved for a year, the leader's an ex-prostitute...""...Still, think they'd try to kill you for leaving?""Probably, but hell, we have only one truck. None other. Guarded 24-7 by the most fucking lazy guards on the planet, and now they're all gone."The frustrated Russian elf sighs."Yeah, I'm going to take this chance to get out of here."Actions>..Show up around the corner and emasculate them.>Sneak attack the elves as you come around the corner!>...You know, that Russian elf has the right idea. Maybe he doesn't have to be emasculated, but merely turned to your side.>Write-in
>>1880415>>...You know, that Russian elf has the right idea. Maybe he doesn't have to be emasculated, but merely turned to your side.Seems like a reasonable fellow that doesn't want to be nommed.
>>1880415>...You know, that Russian elf has the right idea. Maybe he doesn't have to be emasculated, but merely turned to your side.
You turn the corner with a stride, and the Russian elf notices you with the rest of the women...Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well this goes.+3 for emasculating the elf he was talking to.+2 for mentioning all the wrongs of communism/marxism he's probably noticed here...+2 for mentioning how Sweden has far better, more respectable, and often times more cute women then the elves.+1 for also continuing to be a Chad towards the women. (+1 if you can mention how this Russian elf has some potential to not be a cuck.)
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1880436
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1880436
Rolled 20 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>1880436>Ren cracks his mighty knuckles and stretches his neck, veins pulsing where fur is thin>he walks straight up to the Russian elf and pushes his companion to the ground, he naturally stays on the ground because he knows better "So, these babes, and slaves, realized what was wrong with their way of life. They could play nature or be played by nature, and well.">he grabs one hot one and gives a great squeeze of her breasts"You can be like me, or you can be like him.">as if he could read the thoughts of the Russian elf"where I'm from. this is liberation. Hell, anywhere is better off than freezing your ass here." "So, what's it gonna be?"
Critical Success.What do you want to happen?>The Russian elf becomes friendly, and attempts to learn the ways of the Chad from you.>...The Russian elf just becomes friendly, at noticing a new way out of here in style.
>>1880471>>The Russian elf becomes friendly, and attempts to learn the ways of the Chad from you.Khone has given us an apprentice.