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The crowded street outside of the shop is filled with pounding feet, excited face and bodies packed much too tightly. The cold morning air is turned hot from the hurried, impatient breath of the crowd drawn as close together as a can of sardines, which fills that same air with the unmistakable smell of hot coffee, cheap cologne and perfume, and more than a few cigarettes. Not at all a pleasant smell this early in the morning, but these people don't care. Hell most of them have been here for hours in this very same position like robots, staring greedily at what was hiding just behind a few inches of glass and what has been playing on the projectors and screens above them for the last two hours.

An almost folkish song with both inspiring and sinister undertones begins to play (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbUM0HpxdBI) , the same one that has been repeating over and over again as the advert decides to play again, the nearly finished timer flashing in the corner of the videos' feeds.

"Be prepared" a booming voice warns as a burned page opens up onto a scene of the end of a battle, smoke and fire hiding the shapes of the dying monsters and men before the scene switches to another inside a peaceful church slowly being enveloped in darkness and crumbling apart before it switches to a golden field and runs on through over breath taking sights "Be prepared to face horrors that were never meant to see the light of the seven's gaze, Be prepared to fight for not only your life and purity, but that of the land itself...or will you perhaps join the tide of tainted heavens and beasts? this choice and many, many others are yours to make in the world's most immersive and best selling VRMMO. Brought to you by Tailed Cat Studios, Da'ta. Be you heroes or villains, be welcome into this world of fantastical horror and Terrifying beauty. Combine your classes in new ways, change the very blood flowing through your veins! Change the fate and face of the world, explore highly realistic hand crafted and award winning landscapes, cities and dungeons. Walk the path of your own choosing, but be careful not to stray too close to the darkness with in all hearts of men lest you become the very monster threatening the world. Invest yourself in masterfully written tales, compelling characters and haunting atmospheres. So be Prepared, traveler, Be prepared once again or the very first time to Craft your own avatar in the world of da'ta with the most in depth and expansive character creator on the market, and become them with the newly improved immersion set. LIVE THEIR LIVES, Experience their adventures as if you were there in flesh and blood, and find your own destiny within the worn pages of fate in the latest expansion of da'ta"
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>>1849694

The scene switches from a line up of various races, cutting to them in various hardships, some seemingly heroic, others definitely the opposite. It all fades together as the book closes shut.

The Logo of the tailed cat studio flashing on it's cover, a cat with a sparrows tail looking toward's the viewer. And the crowd goes silent, as this hasn't been shown before as the count down begins to tick down from ten

nine, "Heroes of da'ta!" the voice blares, barely able to be heard over the more excited members of the mob outside of the store

Eight, a dark laugh echos from all of the screens as the book, bound in sun bleached leather roses growing through it begins to burn as clawed yet refined hands pull at its bindings. Silence falls almost instantly

seven, the screens turn off, besides for the burning logo of Tailed Cat studios.

Six, the lights in the store turn on, revealing the new designs for the immersion set, No longer covering the entire face but rather looking like half a bucket or great helm painted over in chrome white and blue with a organized mess of lines and lights running down the sides of the thing, of course they all run all under the stamp of the tailed cat logo that sits proudly on one side of the set. A thick visor sat in front of where the user's eyes would go....the display models sitting proudly before the now maddened crowd shining a variety of colors as a drum beat begins, echoed by the waiting fans outside

Five, the few employees in the shop wisely and quickly retreat to behind the counter as the doors start to buckle

Four, the automatic doors begin to creak open, as one of the more enthusastic crowd falls into the store and doesn't bother looking behind himself as he rushes for the treasures inside.

Three, more force there way right before the doors fully open

Two, the rest try to follow in some semblance of order....with more than a little pushing and shoving

One, there's already a line forming at the counter

With in a few, almost mad minutes the stock of the new expansion and immersion set are beginning to wear a little thin, as gamers hug their prizes close to their chest, a few hanging around to gossip and converse about their favourite game, while most just leave to play it.

But, as the excitment and madness begins to die down, a hand reaches for one of the few remaining box sets, including a collectors edition box, In and out of game soundtrack, physical and digital lore guide, a free supply cash shop dollars, a random holy symbol of one of the seven, and of course the game and immersion set themselves
....
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>>1849697

cont
Who are you/ am I?
[] Isabella Hunter, A girl with few friends and a rather large imaginations. Is picking up the game to live out her various power fantasies and to escape her usual problems. she obsessed with weird/ spooky stuff, and is a bit shy but usually polite
[] Sadie Grile, an infamous griefer who knows the game inside and out...needs to rebuy the game since her last account was banned due to her habits. Loves causing trouble and mayhem, a fun loving and overly energetic girl who can be a bit bitchy a times.
[] Judith Shroude, a single mother who's never had much of an interest in video games, but now that her children are growing up, she's decided to find a hobby that will let her keep playing with her kids. Loving and caring nearly to a fault, she is the definition of a mother bear, but can be a bit smothering and over protective at times
[] Damian Shroude, A young man who enjoys playing video games to most else, and has finally managed to get the money to by Da'ta to play it with his online friends. Usually tired of the day's shit and snarky to the point of being a smartass....wishes his mom didn't follow him to the store
[] Marcus Infern, A popular youtuber who is only buying the game to make funny videos and show his audience how "broken" it is. Doesn't know a thing about the game besides the guides he's read about it. An genuinely happy person, with a somewhat immature sense of humor
[] Thomas Writ, A concept artist from Tailed cat studios. He drew up most of the sketches that ended up making the world and the characters inside of it. The old man just learned he doesn't have long for this world, so he's decided to take a walk through the one he helped create to try and find some sense of peace while deciding where he wants his in game memorial. Stoic and proud to the point of nearly seeming regal, he's at peace with his end and just wants to experience the setting he helped create
[] WRITE IN

hey oh
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>>1849700
[X] Marcus Infern, A popular youtuber who is only buying the game to make funny videos and show his audience how "broken" it is. Doesn't know a thing about the game besides the guides he's read about it. An genuinely happy person, with a somewhat immature sense of humor
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>>1849700
>[] Sadie Grile, an infamous griefer who knows the game inside and out...needs to rebuy the game since her last account was banned due to her habits. Loves causing trouble and mayhem, a fun loving and overly energetic girl who can be a bit bitchy a times.

Hi HM you absolute madman. How are you tonight?
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>>1849700
[] Thomas Writ, A concept artist from Tailed cat studios. He drew up most of the sketches that ended up making the world and the characters inside of it. The old man just learned he doesn't have long for this world, so he's decided to take a walk through the one he helped create to try and find some sense of peace while deciding where he wants his in game memorial. Stoic and proud to the point of nearly seeming regal, he's at peace with his end and just wants to experience the setting he helped create
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>>1849700
>[] Sadie Grile, an infamous griefer who knows the game inside and out...needs to rebuy the game since her last account was banned due to her habits. Loves causing trouble and mayhem, a fun loving and overly energetic girl who can be a bit bitchy a times.

Sam 2.0, hell yes!

Great to be back in this setting HM! I've been listening to Sabaton all day in preparation.
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>>1849715
Good, shocked at the amount of hurricanes pounding florida
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>>1849700
>[] Thomas Writ, A concept artist from Tailed cat studios. He drew up most of the sketches that ended up making the world and the characters inside of it. The old man just learned he doesn't have long for this world, so he's decided to take a walk through the one he helped create to try and find some sense of peace while deciding where he wants his in game memorial. Stoic and proud to the point of nearly seeming regal, he's at peace with his end and just wants to experience the setting he helped create

Though I'm also good with Sadie, would like to play without having friends off the bat.
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>[] Sadie Grile, an infamous griefer who knows the game inside and out...needs to rebuy the game since her last account was banned due to her habits. Loves causing trouble and mayhem, a fun loving and overly energetic girl who can be a bit bitchy a times.
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>>1849723
>shocked at the amount of hurricanes pounding florida
That's what she said.
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>>1849700
Dang, I actually like the mom but I don't like the fact she's a mom. XD Is that weird? Okay let's see.

Concept artist is sort of cool too, but maybe if he was a younger dude. I DUNNO.

I guess I'll also go with Marcus, if just for the fact that he's a blank slate sort of, so there is more potential for him to be anything - to react to the situation in an evolving way.

Damian sounds cool but then I'm willing to bet his mom will die early on so he can be truly free and then that forces 'angst' into his personality though.

>[]Marcus Infern
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>>1849700
>[] Isabella Hunter, A girl with few friends and a rather large imaginations. Is picking up the game to live out her various power fantasies and to escape her usual problems. she obsessed with weird/ spooky stuff, and is a bit shy but usually polite
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>>1849740
>Concept artist is sort of cool too, but maybe if he was a younger dude. I DUNNO.


Well, this is just the person playing the video game. They haven't made their character yet, which can be literally anything. ANYTHING.
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>>1849722
Oh, which songs?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cDa7yZeci8
cause I think this one fit's da'ta the best, personally
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>>1849750
Well that one of course (Rest in peace Thunder, you crazy old bastard)

Along with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF20M__Ew7Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bKwflpbCYk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLTpKs2ylP4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU1BcPuiMXM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU1BcPuiMXM

Though I also have "The Last Stand" stuck in my head, because the Seven
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>>1849748
Good point CU, might make it hilarious if they end up hitting on chicks half their age in game. Just little cut aways of the real person lying prone in bed, smiling horribly.
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>>1849767
Whoops, ignore that last one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbUqjGqAiaA
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>>1849768
Hehe, basically yeah. ANYTHING
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>>1849700
>[] Isabella Hunter, A girl with few friends and a rather large imaginations. Is picking up the game to live out her various power fantasies and to escape her usual problems. she obsessed with weird/ spooky stuff, and is a bit shy but usually polite
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Anyone else want to vote before I call it and start writing?
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>>1849780
Best main character.
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>>1849780
Draw anon! I didn't know that was you! Haven't seen you in a bit.
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>>1849780
Pussy
Destroyer.
Funny shit
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>>1849783
Indeed! New quest, even better if the MC doesn't have a definite look. I can draw whatever I want XD
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>>1849786
Better yet, you can help us design her look! (Sadie one if my math is correct) Having your input will certainly make this one interesting.
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>>1849700
[] Thomas Writ, A concept artist from Tailed cat studios. He drew up most of the sketches that ended up making the world and the characters inside of it. The old man just learned he doesn't have long for this world, so he's decided to take a walk through the one he helped create to try and find some sense of peace while deciding where he wants his in game memorial. Stoic and proud to the point of nearly seeming regal, he's at peace with his end and just wants to experience the setting he helped create?
Or
[] Marcus Infern, A popular youtuber who is only buying the game to make funny videos and show his audience how "broken" it is. Doesn't know a thing about the game besides the guides he's read about it. An genuinely happy person, with a somewhat immature sense of humor
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Please don't any friends in this game, meeting new people seems better.
Also, I ask that we're not looking to turn over a new leaf, maybe toning things down a bit at most.
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currently tied between Sadie and Thomas
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>>1849803
Last Thomas one was way after Hm made the last call.
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>>1849808
ah didn't notice the cutoff, whoops
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>>1849808
>>1849810
Voted as soon as I saw this up. Kinda annoyed we always vote for one or two character archetypes. Well at least we know our Lover will be a female and either small or very enthusiastic.
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Well....that was fun, nearly getting crushed like that. Guess I shouldn't have pushed that guy through the door and start an honest to god stampede, but I just couldn't resist. Didn't think that would happen, at most I was expecting them to throw him out. But I guess these people are as excited as I was, maybe not for the same reasons but hey at least I had my fun and as a bonus no one seemed to get seriously hurt, so....yeah not getting arrested for that little prank of mine, which is fanfucking tastic. Which is a real surprise considering how those animals were acting just now, thought people were a bit more respectful IRL but I guess everyone's just a bit of a prick sometime.

Like me in this case, guess karma decided to bite me in the ass again after my account was banned. If I have bruises because of this I swear to god.

Sighing, I look over the slightly smashed box. Its lighter than the last original set of the game, must be because of the new immersion set design. Eh, no like it matters, this will just make it easier for me to carry back to my house without a ride.

That same old song plays as I walk across the tacky, and hideously ugly carpets they set out for this event, and set my purchase down on the counter.

"Oh, we still have these in stock? I was sure the vultures picked all the special editions up" the cashier says, sounding actually amazed over the fact people don't want to buy useless crap like I do, what a shock they aren't fangirls like I am "Didn't know girls actually like da'ta, but hey what do I know, it has....wait a second"

"What? did they break it or something?" I ask with a sigh "come on what's wrong, I wanna get to playing man"

"I know you, weren't you in the latest ban wave?" He asks laughing as I sigh and hang my head "Yeah, they posted the worst offenders account pictures didn't they?"

"Just give me the game already, I've been embarrassed and paraded around enough" I say angrily, glaring at him from under my red wool cap "Not like you can stop me from buying the game, no rules about that"

"....Yeah, but still doesn't feel right giving some one who kept the starting zones flooded in zombies for TWO WEEKS" He says all salty like, his pimpled face scrunching in anger or constipation, can't really tell

"Oh so you know my work, wasn't that just amazing? with all the rpers acting like it was the end of days? oh it was a treat, I should do that again if they didn't nerf the rot rate on low level undead, say were you in that corpse party or" I say happily as he just glares at me and rings up my game "Ah, right so there's a reason you suddenly got so rude, come on, not like death means anything in this game, stop taking it so seriously"

"I hope they perma ban you you little bitch!" he yells at me

"Oh tough man, yelling at a girl half his age" I say, making sure my voice drips with sarcasm as I walk out of the store mumuring under my breath "Salty bitch".

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>>1849816
Me too. I'm in favor of energetic and not tiny.
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>>1849829
Sam 2.0 indeed, this is going to be one hell of a ride
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>>1849829
>scrape off the salt and fat off his skin and feed it to him.
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>>1849829
Making sure he doesn't here me sense he seems like he'd actually hit me even if it cost him his job
....

Alright, can't believe how fast that downloaded, I was getting bored spinning in my chair watching my old griefing videos

Ah the glorious salt mines, can't believe there was some one mad enough to comment on that year old exploit which could collaspe player houses, some people are just so thin skinned.

I mean its an amazing game, but its still just a game

"Awwwright, log in" I say clicking my mouse with a flourish, hoping I can go right back into making the walking dead ala da'ta. Man I love the dead horde tactic "ooooh that's new"

Fake rain splatters against my screen, a shitty old cart rolling down a forest path with massive trees....huh, new character creation screen? Neat, the old one was so boring and cliche like holy shit...hmm ten figures for each race.

I lean back in my chair, kicking my legs out as i try to figure out what sort of havoc I want to wreak under my first new character

Maybe I'll do some Pirate cheese? that'd be fun, always loved that mechanic since it let me have a reason for staying away other players.

Hmmm....Maybe I'll do some reverse catfishing? that's always a hoot

Well, which do you want to choose first>
[] races
or
[] class
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>>1849852
>[]Race

That way we don't pick race based on class stereotypes
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>>1849852
>[] races
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>>1849852
>[] races
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>>1849852
>[] races

From least powergaming to most powergaming
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>>1849852
>[] races
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>>1849852
>[] races
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Yes! People voted for best girl while I was doing errands!
>tfw no skelly starter race
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Hmm, well if I am going to mess around with erpers and roleplays I should choose my race first so I can settle on my appearance, and hey better decided if I'm going for all the juicy tainted advance race or the special classes the beastkin get if either of them at all. Might be fun to abuse the minotaurs height to make a grapple character, but then I have to make a brawler...hmm might be able to toss quest mobs away if I play them or a stone druegar, since both of them are fuck huge. But I dunno I mean I usually don't care about what my character looks like but...hmm, I know that I can make a goddamn ugly male Stoney or Mino, but do I really want to feel like I'm wearing the skin of whatever monstrosity I made with that? So no ugly character even if I do make a dude, which I am probably I don't want to spend my fun times in another body, cause as hilarious as it'd be to go into voice chat and show them I'm a girl it just isn't worth suffering from the whole mess off problems some weirdos had when they cross played....though I did find out a way to exploit that last time with the character recustomizing mirror, man were those guys pissed, don't see why they couldn't just laugh it off considering I still had several...I'm getting side tracked

Alright, leaning closer to my screen, I look at the jedi looking fuckers on it, and slowly drift my mouse over to them as....yeah forgot to hit the female icon, ooops.

OH wow, actually shows the changing in reacting to it that's...funny but kind of pointless, like a real waste of resources you jackasses!
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>>1849895
Choose your race.
[]Humans: No bonus to stats, or negatives. Good for all around classes.

[]Tainted: +50 hp +50 mp, resistant to Fire and Corruption, high health and magic points, Lowered reputation, Immune to healing magic, and weak to holy magic, Has access to a wide variety of subraces/ Advance Races

[]Arcane Elves: +100 MP -50 hp, high learning and magic points , low strength and health

[]Divine Elves: +100 MP -50 hp, high willpower and magic points, low dexterity and health

[]Beast kin: Stats dependent on animal chosen

[] Marsh elves: NO MP +25 hp, Cannot use magic, increased Strength and dexterity, lowered learning, resistant to magic and poison

[] Minotaurs: +100 hp -100 mp, larger than most races, high strength and health, Low dexterity and Magic points

[] Gold Duergar: +0 hp, -50 mp, high learning and dexterity, low Strength and magic points, tiny

[] Iron Duergar: +50 hp +10mp, high Learning and health, low dexterity and willpower, stout

[] Stone Duergar: +100 hp -100 mp, High health strength and willpower, low learning and magic points, weak to light based attacks
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>>1849898
>[]Beast kin: Stats dependent on animal chosen
Rabbit kin. Draw them in with cuteness, then fuck them over.
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>>1849898
>[]Beast kin: Stats dependent on animal chosen
Maybe this time!
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>>1849898
>[]Arcane Elves: +100 MP -50 hp, high learning and magic points , low strength and health

or

>[]Beast kin: Stats dependent on animal chosen

I wanted to make a caster to abuse the hell out of magic, but the beastkin-only classes sound interesting. And Krovy was a Tainted, and I don't want to copy her
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>>1849898
>[]Beast Kin
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>>1849898
Tainted, cuz it's got the most potential
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>>1849910
She was a demon tainted, there are multiple types
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>>1849898
>[]Tainted: +50 hp +50 mp, resistant to Fire and Corruption, high health and magic points, Lowered reputation, Immune to healing magic, and weak to holy magic, Has access to a wide variety of subraces/ Advance Races
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>>1849898
>[]Arcane Elves: +100 MP -50 hp, high learning and magic points , low strength and health
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>>1849916
True, but if we're going as a solo act for any length of time, prejudice against the Tainted can really fuck us over. That and I can easily see Sadie falling into corruption during the "It's all just a game and nothing more" phase
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>>1849926
We can just wear full plate
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>>1849913
>>1849922
>>1849928
Can we not just try to rebuild the same fucking character?
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>>1849933
And we'll have to buy that plate and 500% markup because people are assholes, but the power and variety is very tempting
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>>1849926
Right, forgot. We can still get tainted latter on anyways. Rabbit sylph sounds fun.
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Alright since beast kin is leading right now

What kind of beastie do you guys want to be

And any suggestions on Sadie's character appearance?
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>>1849938
Stop being so ridiculously butthurt. There are dozens of Tainted rubraces we could be, its completly nonsensical to act as if ever yTainted is automatically "the same character".
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>>1849938
It doesn't have to be the same character. I just want to try some of the other sub-races when we know more about what's happening this time around, and it sounds like the most interesting/varied race to choose
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>>1849948
I was thinking deer (with antlers), rabbit or Badger.
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>>1849948
... Pangolin? Could be interesting
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>>1849948
>urge to Kitsune intensifies

Badger. Because Badgers are mean fucks
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>>1849948
Rabbitkin, pangolin seems interesting as well.
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>>1849948
I'm lean towards a wolf becuase it seems fairly balanced and wold branch out more freely ears and tail And maybe medium/short hair in a ponytail, gray and black if we're talking about her character and not her. Aside from that I didn't have any other ideas. I'll let Draw Anon handle those details.
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Leaning towards something like this, because the griefer shows in the eyes, but the design is still pretty energetic.
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>>1849975
Seems appropriately smug too, well done.
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>>1849979
*tips hat
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>>1849975
I have placed my trust well. Also, did you do her hair like that before or after my comment? Because we're on the same page otherwise, and that's rad
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>>1849948
Shark assuming we can breath air and water, pang Olin if not
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>>1849967
I like pangolin, just that then.
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>>1849989
During probably, I didn't see any comments while drawing, cause I knew I had some time before the next vote.

At first I had her hair really short, then I changed my mind. She almost looks too likeable though, I was thinking maybe I should make her a little less likeable looking but whatevs
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>>1849898
>[]Beast kin: Stats dependent on animal chosen
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>>1849999
Nah, your quads demand you make her deceptively likeable looking
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>>1849999
Our minds are synced, awesome. Also pangolin is a weird but cool choice, I like it
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>>1849948
so mammals only?
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>>1849948
While rabbit is cute, it's not jerk enough. What would a true greifer/jerk choose, maaaybe a rabbit, to seem innocent.. but I think she'd hint a tiny bit at her true nature.

We could go for obvious.. a fox.

Heck, I think I will.

>[]Foxkin
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>>1849999
Make her less likeable then, I'm betting we're the only person who can switch their characters looks with our duplicated item. Be fun to tease the G.I.R.L.s latter on.
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I'mma suggest Sheep, fluffy, hard headed, potential wargod tie-ins
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We need to buy a lot of cash shop items right now before we get locked in the game
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I slowly draw my mouse over the screen, watching the cart bounce up and down kicking up mud as it somehow doesn't fall apart despite looking like its held together just from hope and fairy dust. Beautiful scenery though, could be a bit less gloomy but after what happened in the last update I guess this is fitting, but would it kill them to put in some colors? maybe make it not raining? Or look like a band of hobos is riding this train to their deaths? I dunno, gloomy shit just kind of kills my mood and pisses me off.

My cursor stops on the beast kin's head, her black cat ears perking up as she turns to look at me. Well haven't played one of them in awhile, and I know they're adding some special classes for them cause the furries and weebs got but hurt that the tainted got all the attention last expansion. God the forums were a gold mine back then, I still have some screenshots I like to post from then. Most of them were because of how BROKEN the hiver races were...I depopulated entire zones with those things AND monster master. Besides, if you choose the right traits they can be kind of cute.

Hmm, I might give those a try, I'm sure I'll find something fun to do with them once I get my hands on them. Now what sub race do I wanna play here? I love all the variety these guys have, but I am not going to play a cat that's too obvious and...common.

Oh, Rabbits. Yeah I like rabbits, no one excepts a rabbit to stab you in the back....badgers are also pretty cool and badass, might play one of them. ....Pangolin? What's a

OMG THEY GET FREE ARMOR!

OH I CAN'T CHOOSE!

(Just letting you guys see what you'll get before you choose)

Beastking
[] Pangolin (+2 defense -2 dexterity, Defense curl ability, +50 hp)
[] Rabbit (+2 speed, -2 learning, hop ability, +50 mp)
[] Badger (+1 will, +1 defense , Resistance to fear, +50 hp, - 50 mp)
[] Fox (+1 learning, +1 dexterity, Tail magic, +50 mp, - 50 hp)
[] Deer (+1 strength, +1 speed Gore ability, +25 hp, 25mp)
[] Sheep (+2 strength -1 learning -1 will, the soft coat ability, +25hp +25 mp)
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>>1850034
The god of Fuckery is calling to me

> Fox
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>>1850034
>[] Sheep (+2 strength -1 learning -1 will, the soft coat ability, +25hp +25 mp)
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>>1850034
>[] Sheep (+2 strength -1 learning -1 will, the soft coat ability, +25hp +25 mp)
or
>[] Pangolin (+2 defense -2 dexterity, Defense curl ability, +50 hp)

also have a weird kettle tanuki
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>>1850034
>[] Pangolin (+2 defense -2 dexterity, Defense curl ability, +50 hp)
or
>[] Fox (+1 learning, +1 dexterity, Tail magic, +50 mp, - 50 hp)
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>>1850034
>[] Pangolin (+2 defense -2 dexterity, Defense curl ability, +50 hp)
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>>1850034
>[] Fox (+1 learning, +1 dexterity, Tail magic, +50 mp, - 50 hp)
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>>1850034
Mmmm.... should have also suggested a wasp, I think that would look cool - unless we are stuck to mammals.

Plus it's looking like Pangolin and that's just a drawing nightmare, nothing but detailed scales!

mm, even still... it does seem to suit her, it can defend and curl in case she just caused some horrible crap to happen and wants to survive a beating.

Ok, I'll say

>[]Fox

but if it is clearly losing I'll put another beat into >[]Pangolin
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Also any songs you guys have in mind for Sadie/ whatever her screen name is going to be?
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>>1850045
Pangolins are also pretty cute in the way they stand. They look like they're awkwardly/nervously waiting for the listener to say something (wouldlink a pic but I'm on mobile)
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>>1850034
>[] Pangolin (+2 defense -2 dexterity, Defense curl ability, +50 hp)
The Pangopaladin calls to me
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>>1850034
>[] Pangolin (+2 defense -2 dexterity, Defense curl ability, +50 hp)
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>>1850052
That name is hilarious
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>>1850034
>[] Fox (+1 learning, +1 dexterity, Tail magic, +50 mp, - 50 hp)
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>>1850049
I might have one, how old is Sadie?
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As long as it's not sheepgirl, having a negative in learning seems bad if we're going to craft items. I don't remember if we can add our stats to learning.
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>>1850049
Xx420_Killjoy_NoscopexX
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Oh
Pangolins and foxes are both at five

the WAR between fluffy tail and natural armor
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>>1850034
>>1850038
changing to Pangolin for tiebreak if still necessary
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>>1850034
[] Pangolin (+2 defense -2 dexterity, Defense curl ability, +50 hp)
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...having a difficult time finding any animal-girl pangolins that don't have snouts...
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>>1850071
I'll stay with Fox, the tails speak to me, and they speak of pranks and assholeishness
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>>1850057
Well, look at how she thinks, how old do you guys think she is?


>>1850075
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2846740
here
KF to the rescue
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>>1850080
I'd say around 19-20ish so my song works, I just have to get home to post it
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>>1850080
I'm sticking with the pangopaladin
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>>1850080
though that's not really animal girlish if you think about it

But pangolin has won

so writing and adding to sheet
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>>1850049
Pangokopolis?
Pangopolis?

Never thought pango would happen.

>>1850080
I don't want, nor like armor skirt.
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>>1850088
eh, cutest version I've seen yet, armor skirts sorta silly but the ears and tail work nicely
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>>1850086
That's about what I was thinking too
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Nice thing is, we won't get called a week for being a pangolin
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>>1850080
that actually looks pretty decent
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>>1850101
*weeb
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Pangolin would look more like May I'd think, they almost don't have ears.

I was hoping for the fox, partly because I could keep a lot of the first design.
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so... are we gonna be able to turn into a rolling armored ball of destruction? cause a high speed armor ball could be fun...though I'd be too tempted to play Initial D music while doing so
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>>1850109
Just keep the hair, not like we need to lose it.
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>>1850109
I don't think you really need to change the head much from the original you had earlier, just add some cosmetic looking scale marks on the cheeks or something (like that one red snake girl who shows up everywhere) and then just have the armored tail be long enough to curl over the head when the character balls themselves up...

oh also large digging claws
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>>1850117
>>1850128
Yeah I guess you guys are right
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>>1850117
I also hope we keep the spiky tail from the other pic, that looked awesome

>>1850080
Also, have a song perfect for fucking with people on a massive scale while we sit back and laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=faG5mmkDbyc
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Hmm, all of them get a special ability that gets boosted by their class. Hmm, well lets see what that pangolin thing has, I know that free defense is good, but honestly I could just turn this character into a hiver or gearkin if I wanted more of that. Alright the little tufts of hair and round ears make them look innocent and cute, but the claws kind of sabatogue it, still...they're pretty cute, especially with those armored scales covering up their fur. and that stance just screams helpless to me....not to mention I like how she looks, once I make her look a bit more...well not generic and more like myself. Oh and their tail is armored I wonder if I can hit people with it or what...looks like it could cut up something if not smash it entirely. hmmm

Wait, defense curl, doubles defense stat but removes all movement besides rolling? that's amazing! that's broken! that's evil! if I get good enough armor newbies can't damage me! and I can roll down hills and stuff for fun when I don't have anyone to torment or mayhem to cause. Well I'm sold on that! I can become living wrecking ball. I just hope they don't have nasue in the immersion set as default.

I giggle as I watch the cat girl turn into the superior armor pangolin girl, her face turning dour as she leans forward, scratching her head with her claws slowly, her tail scraping down the carts edge. She curls up a bit....but I'm not customizing her appearance while she's dressed like fucking yoda of all people.

So I'll choose my class before then...maybe Iron wall or War magus would be good for this? certainly would make me the immovable annoying object...if I find a shrink item, could I fire myself out of cannons? questions for later

Now....what do I want my first class to be? doesn't matter, but I need to figure out my build so I don't end up useless in a bad way instead of a funny, entertaining way.

Hmm

cont
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>>1850128
I'm good with large digging claw gloves. Having actual claw hands doesn't seem useful for mischief
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>>1850133

Choose your starting Class.

Might

[] Gladiator: 200 hp, starts with 1 defensive and 1 offensive skill

[] Duelist: 200 hp starts with 1 offensive skill and the ability "Taunt then Dodge*, Can only use light armor

[] Iron wall: 240 hp, starts with 2 defensive skills, can wear the heaviest armor and use larger shields

[] Knight of the seven's hammer: 220 HP 150 Mp: Can use holy magic and starts with 1 defensive skill Starts with 3 level 1 spells

[] Mad Swordsman: 180hp Cannot wear Heavy armor or use any non bladed weapons, Starts with 2 offensives skills, if they deal the last HP damage to themselves, they return to life, with increased strength, speed, and lifesteal *The Bloody curse Ability*

Mind

[] Magician: 120 hp, 220 mp. Can use arcane spells, starts with cantrips and 5 first level spells. can use staves and wands

[] Reaver: 140 hp, 200 mp. Can use necromancy, starts with 1 very weak undead minion and the ability of lifestealing, can use knives and scythes

[] Forest tender: 140hp, 180 mp. Can use natural magic, animals are friendly to you, can use bows of all kinds

[] Doctor. 140hp, 200 mp. Can use holy magic, knows how to heal wounds, unable to use weapons. starts with 5 level 1 spells

[] War Magus. 180 Hp, 160 MP, Can use arcane magic and wear armor and shields, starts with cantrips 3 level 1 spells, must be attack based spells

Guile

[]Theives: 160 hp: Can use stealth, can only wear light armor and weapons

[]Inventor: 120 hp: Can create/wield wonderous things and wear light armor

[] Craftsman: 120 hp: Can create items, weapons and gear and weild most of them

[] Alchemist: 100 Hp: Can create potions, poisons and bombs

[] Cook: 160 hp: Can cook monsters in combat, can wield Kitchen weapons and no armor

>>1850134
They look sneaky to me
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>>1850134
theres a reason pangolin came with a -2 dex mod but yeah aesthetically I'd prefer gloves
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>>1850133
>gearkin
Good idea Sadie!
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>>1850136
>[] Iron wall: 240 hp, starts with 2 defensive skills, can wear the heaviest armor and use larger shields
>[] Knight of the seven's hammer: 220 HP 150 Mp: Can use holy magic and starts with 1 defensive skill Starts with 3 level 1 spells
Fugg, I want both
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>>1850137
>>1850134
Noted
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>>1850136
so...Doctor can't use weapons but...can they do kungfu?
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>>1850136
>[]Inventor: 120 hp: Can create/wield wonderous things and wear light armor
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>>1850136
>[] War Magus. 180 Hp, 160 MP, Can use arcane magic and wear armor and shields, starts with cantrips 3 level 1 spells, must be attack based spells
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>>1850136
>[] War Magus. 180 Hp, 160 MP, Can use arcane magic and wear armor and shields, starts with cantrips 3 level 1 spells, must be attack based spells
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>>1850136
>[] War Magus. 180 Hp, 160 MP, Can use arcane magic and wear armor and shields, starts with cantrips 3 level 1 spells, must be attack based spells


Two words: BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS. Also summoning I hope, armies in the starting zone is always fun
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>>1850136
>[] War Magus. 180 Hp, 160 MP, Can use arcane magic and wear armor and shields, starts with cantrips 3 level 1 spells, must be attack based spells
or
[] Duelist: 200 hp starts with 1 offensive skill and the ability "Taunt then Dodge*, Can only use light armor
look good to me
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>>1850136
>[] Gladiator: 200 hp, starts with 1 defensive and 1 offensive skill
I'm assuming this is needed for fancy fist? Nothing like having a nobles ear to whisper things to.
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>>1850132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbdAM3WM_n8
this songs sounds rather griefy to me for some reason
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>>1850136
>[] Mad Swordsman: 180hp Cannot wear Heavy armor or use any non bladed weapons, Starts with 2 offensives skills, if they deal the last HP damage to themselves, they return to life, with increased strength, speed, and lifesteal *The Bloody curse Ability*
>>1850136
This sounds a bit broken,perfect for us.
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>>1850153
because we can taunt people for actual bonuses, as well as for fun
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>>1850136
>[] Doctor. 140hp, 200 mp. Can use holy magic, knows how to heal wounds, unable to use weapons. starts with 5 level 1 spells

This is good too. We're the healer, so we should be safe, right?

Shut up Katie.
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>>1850136
>[] War Magus. 180 Hp, 160 MP, Can use arcane magic and wear armor and shields, starts with cantrips 3 level 1 spells, must be attack based spells

>>1850157
funnily enough we went with the mad swordsman in the incarnation of this quest, was good fun
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>>1850164
Yeah remember when you burned half of sam's face off because of it?
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>>1850142
>>1850136
Guess I'll go with war magus
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>>1850136
.. think HM as Sadie may be right on this one... Iron Wall does sound about right.. but that would make her a tank.

Tanks don't usually cause much mischief, I think she might be more interested in guild classes like thief or something argh this is hard. And a straight up mage can screw with anyone.

Mage, it can go from being silly to being serious once the story gets going.

Mad swordsman would sort of make up for our dex though, so we'd have decent defense and offense, and the word 'mad' sounds appealing..

Screw it.

>[]Theif
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If we can fire spells while doing a defense curl roll... hehe drive by magic spam!
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>>1850155
I mean, Tanya's grand plan is to shoot God in the head, if that's not griefing the whole world I don't know what is.
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So, I'm guessing we'll go gunmage latter on? Well, as long as we make stuff latter on, poor Sadie has her heart set on piracy.
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>>1850184
Gunmage with exploding runes instead of gunpowder can fire bullets with more momentum than artillery
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>>1850189
hmm... exploding runes... might be possible to lay those on the ground behind Sadie while doing the Armored Roll thing or alternately get her armor high enough and she could boost her rolling speed with small explosions
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>>1850189
I'm good with explosion rune. Steamgun is unnecessary, since we're not tainted, and is not as fun.
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Well, if I go war magus now I'll get spells, which are always fun especially if you know how to use and abuse the spell crafting system like I do. Its an ignored art since most mages go for just the basic damaging spells, unless ya know they're actually good at the game or want fun. Sure I won't have the most defense possible, but I can always spec into iron wall if I want to be an actual wall. Then again War magus will let me be able to move into other classes for mischief purposes without feeling like I'm losing out on my effectiveness overall. If I went Iron wall, I'd have to wear heavy armor because it'd kill me if I didn't....only reason I wouldn't would be to trick people about how durable I am or to just run away.

Ah well, I like war magus, they're less squishy than normal mages and I can always dip out of it if I get bored with it.

I press the button and watch the shitty robes on my avatar switch to brilliant blue ones with a shimmering gold breast plate over them, a pair of gauntlets, a shield with the symbol of the seven gauged down it in 7 grooves, and a hammer shaped like....well a sledgehammer except more magical looking with a curled grip.

her hood falls down, and now its time for me to make her look nice and...well unique, so I can have a bit more fun feeling the dread of those who know who I am.

Choose starting 3 spells (restriction damaging only, cutting out other spells from starting spell list)

[] Immolate *A burst of flames flies out of you hand, dealing light fire damage* 25 mp

[] Lightning orb *Throw a ball of lightning, damaging and stunning anything close to it, lasts a couple of seconds* 25 mp

[] Freezing spear *Create and launch a spear of ice, freezing everything in a small area as it shatters* 25 mp

[] Acidic shower *Rain acid down on a target, damaging them and their equipment over time* 30 mp

[] Explosive sacrifice *Sacrifice an item to create an explosion, which size and damage is determined by the value of the item* 40 mp + an item


[]Elemental Bloom *Deal slight damage in a burst around you of an element of your choosing* 25 mp

[] Bolt *throw a simple bolt of magical energy at an enemy* 10 mp
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>>1850169
Approximately how much time do we have before we get trapped and can we buy some stuff from the cash shop?
>>1850193
We need to get inventor as a subclass so we can make guns
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>>1850189
And here I was thinking I wouldn't have a reason to post Youjo Senki AMVs, oh well, my possible library of fuckery music expands ever onward
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>>1850136
>[] War Magus. 180 Hp, 160 MP, Can use arcane magic and wear armor and shields, starts with cantrips 3 level 1 spells, must be attack based spells
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>>1850196
>[]Elemental Bloom *Deal slight damage in a burst around you of an element of your choosing* 25 mp
>[] Acidic shower *Rain acid down on a target, damaging them and their equipment over time* 30 mp
[] Bolt *throw a simple bolt of magical energy at an enemy* 10 mp
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>>1850196
>[] Freezing spear *Create and launch a spear of ice, freezing everything in a small area as it shatters* 25 mp
>[]Elemental Bloom *Deal slight damage in a burst around you of an element of your choosing* 25 mp
>[] Immolate *A burst of flames flies out of you hand, dealing light fire damage* 25 mp
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>>1850196
>[] Explosive sacrifice *Sacrifice an item to create an explosion, which size and damage is determined by the value of the item* 40 mp + an item
>[] Acidic shower *Rain acid down on a target, damaging them and their equipment over time* 30 mp
>[] Lightning orb *Throw a ball of lightning, damaging and stunning anything close to it, lasts a couple of seconds* 25 mp
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>>1850199
Awhile, you'll get a warning when its coming
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>>1850196
>[] Acidic shower *Rain acid down on a target, damaging them and their equipment over time* 30 mp
this is a griefer spell

[]Elemental Bloom *Deal slight damage in a burst around you of an element of your choosing* 25 mp
this should help prevent us getting mobbed

>[] Lightning orb *Throw a ball of lightning, damaging and stunning anything close to it, lasts a couple of seconds* 25 mp
Stun shenanigans
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>>1850196
>[] Lightning orb *Throw a ball of lightning, damaging and stunning anything close to it, lasts a couple of seconds* 25 mp
>[] Acidic shower *Rain acid down on a target, damaging them and their equipment over time* 30 mp
>[] Bolt *throw a simple bolt of magical energy at an enemy* 10 mp
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>>1850196
[] Lightning orb *Throw a ball of lightning, damaging and stunning anything close to it, lasts a couple of seconds* 25 mp
[] Acidic shower *Rain acid down on a target, damaging them and their equipment over time* 30 mp
[] Bolt *throw a simple bolt of magical energy at an enemy* 10 mp
Two troll spells and a basic attack spell seem good?
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>>1850196
[]Elemental Bloom *Deal slight damage in a burst around you of an element of your choosing* 25 mp
[] Freezing spear *Create and launch a spear of ice, freezing everything in a small area as it shatters* 25 mp

[] Acidic shower *Rain acid down on a target, damaging them and their equipment over time* 30 mp
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>>1850196
>{]elemental bloom
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>>1850196
>[] Acidic shower *Rain acid down on a target, damaging them and their equipment over time* 30 mp
>[] Explosive sacrifice *Sacrifice an item to create an explosion, which size and damage is determined by the value of the item* 40 mp + an item
>[]Elemental Bloom *Deal slight damage in a burst around you of an element of your choosing* 25 mp
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>>1850196
>[] Freezing spear *Create and launch a spear of ice, freezing everything in a small area as it shatters* 25 mp

For fuckery and damage

>[]Elemental Bloom *Deal slight damage in a burst around you of an element of your choosing* 25 mp

The Hug of Death and Smug

>[] Explosive sacrifice *Sacrifice an item to create an explosion, which size and damage is determined by the value of the item* 40 mp + an item

Ultimate Fuck You

Seems like a good set up to me
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>>1850196
For my other two..

>[] Immolate, and Spear
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Shower and bloom are musts

Electric stuns
Ice freezes
Bolt is straight damage for when things are elementally resistant.

While Sacrifice is decent we'd need to constantly lose loot, gear and money for it to be worth a damn. So it's kinda shit.
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>>1850222
Also, it doesn't say it has to be your item
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>>1850196
>>1850205
Changing to shower, sacrifice and bloom
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HM, can we make stuff we make explode using runes?
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>>1850196
>[] Freezing spear *Create and launch a spear of ice, freezing everything in a small area as it shatters* 25 mp
>[]Elemental Bloom *Deal slight damage in a burst around you of an element of your choosing* 25 mp
>[] Bolt *throw a simple bolt of magical energy at an enemy* 10 mp
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>>1850233
ULTIMATE FUCK YOU indeed Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe


Oh I'm going to do bad things before the plot really kicks off
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>>1850233
>>1850242
You probably need the item in hand in order to use it. Otherwise people would just say sacrifice that guy's legendary armor when they are fighting him and BOOM
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>>1850196
I would like to change my vote to reflect CU's, he's convinced me of the sacrifice being better than immolate.
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>>1850245
Though we would be caught in the blast... But our Ball of Trolling form will save us!
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>>1850233
That would be fun if it is true.

I'm guessing if we make expensive bullets, they would blow up real good.
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>>1850245
Just grab him armor then explode it
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>>1850245
simple, just roll into them and then once you make contact trigger the boom on whatever item you touched.

say... could you blow up field resources like the random herbs and crap you pick up everywhere outside of town?
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>>1850250
I suddenly feel the need to loot churches ans mansions for bullet gold
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>>1850254
I imagine the blast would be crap though, but if we weave enough of them into a net...
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I can already imagine the griefing we could do. Trap some guys in a small room,set up a acidic rain,curl up in front of the exit so they wont escape and after their equipment is all fucked we blow them up.
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Alright going to count this up quickly
and finish up her character sheet...as soon as we pick the finale part of it and move into Da'ta
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So, you guys realize you've basically chargen'd monstergirl Rammus, right?

I mean don't get me wrong, this is by no means a bad thing. Gett some aggro draw abilities and then just BULLDOZE motherfuckers, turn into a flaming wheel of spiky death.
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>>1850254
though I suspect it doesn't work on items that aren't yours... huh I wonder if a thief+sac explode build would be a thing, sounds like someone sadie might like
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I realized that this will be the only other of hm's quest where money really mattered, and it's mostly going to end up getting blown up.
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>>1850263
Speaking of which I saw somebody mention a lack of good pangolin!girl art to go with the character, so here's two more. Kinda spikey, but that just helps mince bitches.
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>>1850273
2/2
>>1850272
Heh. Multiclass thief for that pickpocket
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>>1850282
I'd rather multi inventor for that sweet modern/future tech
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>>1850282
Hah, that's really cool
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>>1850201
ES:5
EB:8
AS:8
I: 1
LO: 4
b:4
FS: 4

ALRIGHT

BLOOM
BOOM
AND
GLOOM HAVE ONE

acidic shower, Explosive sacrifice and Elemental bloom chosen!
adding to sheet and writing next update
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>>1850300
I like this set up, equal parts AOE damage and pure fuckery, I foresee terrible, wonderful things for this quest
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>>1850300
So guys, we clearly need to get to work on spellcrafting elemental bloom until we have a working version of the A+S+spam right click combo from magicka. Just spam the fuck out of overpowered AOE spells while rolling around the map like an angry pinball.
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>>1850282
I'd rather find a pet with sticky fingers, but who knows what would happen latter on. Still, I'm with this guy.>>1850287
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>>1850300
What if our name was Babushka and our character had a thick russian accent?
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The explosive is a waste to pick up right now, it would have been better to get it latter on once we have a bunch of stuff gathering dust.
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>>1850325
We can sacrifice other people's stuff possibly
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>>1850325
pretty much, but anons think the game will let them sacrifice even enemy gear they don't own or control. Which is stupid.

>>1850329
not without yoinking it off them. by that point they are dead or defenseless.
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Alright, done customizing her and I am going to go for my usual troll spells, Which means Bloom, Boom and gloom. Nothing pisses off newbies faster than hitting them while they try to quest by casting bloom and running around them, then tossing coins at them that blow up in their dumb faces as their equipment just keeps degrading. Its a fun game to, to see if they can catch me or not before I absoluetly ruin them, not to mention its also pretty decent for leveling through low level zones quickly if I have the cash and trash items to just nuke everything from a hill...not sure if I have the throwing range to still do that, but a cart should do the job well enough.

I smile, looking at the character I made, using my own pretty face for a bit of inspiration. And that means my character is almost done!

I just need to pick a name for her, buuut I know my old one is still banned from being used which is bullshit as it was perfect and they can all go die in a pit the humorless fucks

Tapping my fingers down on the immersion set, I look down the quick blurb of lore on the beastkin which I've already read more times than I can count

"Born as slaves created by the magi of toladar, they were thought to be souless until they defended their masters without orders to do so, now welcome with open arms, they're the youngest race of the world and are sometimes look down on for their pass as simple laborers, will you be able to rise above the misconceptions and stereotypes to become respected and loved by the people and gods?"


I groan and smack my head. Why is this always the hardest part!

[] Choose screen/character name *write in*
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>>1850329
Well, right now we have no real attack magic that would help us fight at a distance. So get ready to gather seeds to blow up.
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>>1850333
Managya
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>>1850333
GOTTA be Pango, or make it cutsey girly like Pangokins, which also sounds trolly, but everyone just calls her Pango.
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>>1850333
>PantoMine
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>>1850333
That was a vote, I just forgot my >ticky
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>>1850333
>Pangolynn
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>>1850333
Mango
Cuz we are orange and it rhymes with Pango
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>>1850333
xXSonicOC360bl4z3inXx

Jesus I just made myself throw up a little. For the love of god don't count this ass an actual vote.
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>>1850333
>Manis
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>>1850333
Ego Vastatorem


I may have come up with this by putting curse words into Google translate
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>>1850333
>Pango_The_Blight_Caster69
Gotta give it that Clasic MMO feel right?
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>>1850333
Chief
because chief rhymes with grief and i'm not that creative
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>>1850460
This is also really good, especially "Pango" for short
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>>1850471
Or Lynn, for people who hate fun.
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changed my mind:

>Belua
http://www.latin-dictionary.net/definition/6319/belua-beluae
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>>1850333
>>1850484
>Belua
backing this guy. Sounds innocent enough, and I like it. Also it doesn't use our species in our name which now that I think about it, would be kinda weird when this becomes real.
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>>1850484
Full name: Pangolynn Belua
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>>1850469
I really like this idea
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>>1850495
Awesome, cute, and smug. IT"S PERFECT
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>>1850484
This is good too.

>>1850495
She didn't keep her hair, how sad.
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>>1850507
The head scales are probably textured like short fuzzy hair without losing any of the protectiveness.
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>>1850499
I prefer it as Belau Pangolynn, but that's just me.
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>>1850484
Ok, backing this.
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>>1850505
ty,ty


As long as Pango is in the name I'll be happy personally
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once you choose


WE ENTER

THE DATABASE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eW6sEkTGbUc

SO

[] Belua
[] Pangolynn
[] Belua Pangolynn
[] Pangolynn Belua
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>>1850511
I would be willing to accept this compromise.
>>1850521
>[] Belua Pangolynn

DATA-BASE DATA-BASE
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>>1850521
>[] Belua Pangolynn
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>>1850521
>[] Pangolynn Belua


Pangolynn sounds like a better first name to me, but any of these are fine Log Horizon was the shit
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>>1850521
>[X] Belua Pangolynn
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>>1850521
>[] Belua Pangolynn
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>>1850521
>[]Pangolynn 1st

>[]2nd: Pango with Beluo only if it will tip the vote towards a pango name
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>>1850526
We need a nyanta-sama to keep us in line by bopping us over the head.
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>>1850521
>[] Belua Pangolynn
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>>1850495
Also adorable little devil
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>>1850510
I don't really see it?
Well, we're going to be wearing a nice hat anyways, so it doesn't really matter.
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>>1850533
Elderly silver-furred cat beastfolk with gorgeous long silver whiskers, mains the chef class HARD, uses a ladle to whap people on the head when they're out of line, does so with a gentle smile despite it hurting like fuck. May or may not be gay or asexual, he's just so damn fatherly and respectable that he never shows sexual interest in anybody so who the fuck knows.
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>>1850533
Hell yes we do, when we eventually form the party we need someone to hold us back preferably with massive size difference and smothering, but that's just me
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>>1850539
time to argue over hats?

>>1850546
as always you work damn fast
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>>1850550
CLEARLY the only possible option is a well-crafted bowler. That or possibly a motorcycle helmet spray painted eye-searing neon green.
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>>1850550
The more loose the sketch the faster I can work. So it can depend wildly. Like for some of the portraits I did for other HM games I spent a good amount of time on them and brought them in at the start of the game.
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>>1850536
Ty H.Mesteer
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>>1850553
I was thinking a Flat cap or maybe a Patrol cap
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>>1850558
Hey, did you finish Jojo, or at least stardust crusaders? If so, you might like this thread
>>>/a/162033064
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>>1850577
I like the idea of a flatcap
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>>1850550
My vote's for tricorn.
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>>1850583
I haven't finished but still appreciate the link yo
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>>1850587
Tricorn, flatcap, or swank ass tophat alll sound good to me
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>>1850593
YES! Top hat! It's SO in your face douchey, but with class and stands out
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>>1850601
Keep in mind that tophat with clawgloves will make us look like a cockney street thug trying to seem "all dignified"
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>>1850593
Top hat is good for me as well.
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Well lets actually make it sound like a real name this time, the other times made me stand out too much around all the people who RP in this game to be able to grief them and I want to broden my horizons and have a name that I didn't think up while I was strung up on several cans of energy drink and a large mug of coffee, still that was a fun way to play the game, I think I actually fell asleep while I was playing but I can't really remember. I do remember however dying by tripping down a cliff, the fall was fun at least.

I look at my smiling little destroyer of souls and miner of salt, looking so innocent before I get my hand in her. Oh I am going to have so much fun, people won't no to avoid me. I just need a name for you

"I just need a name" I say, bopping my screen as my immersion set begins to whir as it finally finish calibrating, meaning I'll be able to play and wreak havoc soon, yaaaay.

Wait, I know! Latin, no one knows how to read fucking latin or what it means, I can hide my intentions in my name and they'll never know. But I will and it'll make me giggle....lets see what's the latin word for monster or beast.

Pulling up my phone, I wave my fingers down the screen, typing in my question with one hand

"Belua, huh?" I say barely glancing at it as I type it in "Sounds innocent enough, but it needs more...a last name just to fit in with the rpers....hmm Pangolynn sounds cute and harmless, besides I like the sound of it...god I'm talking to myself again, need to cut back on the caffeine again"

Quickly adding in my character's last name, I hit continue and the screen fades out to white then black before my immersion set purrs, begging me to put it on. SO I do just that, dropping it on my head as everything goes black before the lights turn on the second I click it

there's a shock on my spine, followed by a prick. Everything gets fuzzy as my thoughts cut off, and are replaced with white noise
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https://pastebin.com/rV2HHCtZ: Char sheet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mB3AbRUUtY
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I groan, my back against something hard and cold....a wooden chair? oh so they changed the beastkin war magus starting zone? I yawn, my eyes feeling hazy because of the sudden immersion and the fact I am supposed to be just waking up. My feet are bare and touching cold stone, cut in a uniform pattern. The air is cold, crisp, clean and a fire is roaring next to me. colorful paintings and glasses sparkle down on my as I push myself up and

"Agh"

nearly trip over my robes and tails....god why is it so breezy up here.

Picking myself up, I look around, and see I'm in a library...probably in a wizards tower.And there's an npc with me in golden silver robes, wearing a featureless mask that covers everything except his over grown mustache

"Ah, my apprentice, I see you've once again slept through my lectures" He sighs, walking up to me with his hands behind his back, putting his back against the open window that's making it so cold in here

cont
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>>1850601
We will be the most dashing griefer of all time! Not to mention we need a fine armored suit for looting mansi-I mean attending party's!
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>>1850605
that... that sounds good actually!
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>>1850609
Not only that, but she can hide her hair in the top hat, so when she takes her hat off, to say 'I gotcha' we can have this cool moment where her pony tail gets let loose and you see just how beautiful this person is who just trolled you
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>>1850607
"Though with how quickly you're progressing I guess you don't need to pay attention to an old codger like myself"

He rougly pats my head

"Now, before you head off on your own ventures, I need you to gather some herbs for me....to fix my ailing joints and...get this letter to the mayor, I discovered something in our last stargazing outing while you....dozed off"

What do I do?
[] accept the quest just to level
[] ignore him and enter the cash shop
[] See how much damage I take by rolling into the wall
[] See if there's any players I can mess with in this tower
[] use elemental bloom as I run into him to launch him out of the window....for laughs
[]try to break his ai
[] go on a killing spree of the local monsters to ding
[] See if he can say my name
[]Mess with him while I decided what to do
[] Ask him his name and learn the lore about this place and look on my map to see where I am
[] write in
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>>1850613
I never said it was a BAD look, just pointing out there's a definate look there.

Like the main character from assassins creed syndicate.

Only a small pangolin monstergirl with big soulful eyes and a grin filled with teeth you sharp you could cut hair with 'em

>>1850617
>[] accept the quest just to level
gotta get that grind started early
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>>1850617
>[X] go on a killing spree of the local monsters to ding
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>>1850617
>[] accept the quest just to level
>[] go on a killing spree of the local monsters to ding

Get used to the system and our current spells before we destroy it all

>>1850616
YES I love this plan
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>>1850617
>[] accept the quest just to level
[] See if he can say my name
[] go on a killing spree of the local monsters to ding
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>>1850617
>[X]try to break his ai
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>>1850607
>featureless
Glad it's not blank anymore

>>1850617
>[] See if he can say my name
>[] accept the quest just to level
>Forage some seeds, preferably nuts. (It's the most expensive free item we can get so far)
>see the cash shop after we accept the quest and leave.
>[] go on a killing spree of the local monsters to ding
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>>1850617
>[]Write in: DELVE - I'm going to delve into my pre-ban knowledge to see if I remember a quicker way of leveling up. Getting a litttle bit stronger is a good idea in an MMO before I start to really grief people. Besides, who can waste this opportunity being one of the first in the game.
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*Drawfriend retires drawing equipment to settle into the game.
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>>1850617
>[] accept the quest just to level
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"Yeah yeah, come on just speak faster I have things I need to do" I whine, grabbing the oversized sleeves of my cloak as the blow in the wind, trying not to stray too far from the fire's edge as the NPC....who's name is aging magician....cornibus? God, I know who I am killing first when I stop caring about my reputation, what a stupid name. but hey at least he isn't annoying yet. He stands straight up as his ai resets itself and nods slowly

"Ah, eager are we? that's a welcome change, and as you are leaving my tutelage as well, hmmm a little suspicious if you ask me" He says, chortling as I resist the urge to use this games physics engine to launch him into the stars since doing it to myself will just make me respawn here and have to repeat this again "Well, I'll need you gather me some of the maiden's tear blossom and old man's beard moss, and also take this sealed letter to the mayor of Carolton, you know the village set in the middle of the farms around us? we aren't near as...well we tend to blow things up don't we"

"me in particular' I say to myself as I nod, alright, Carolton....that means I'm in the south eastern part of toladar, one of my favourite starting places actually. Nice and peaceful until I muck it up.....wonder if any of my zombies are still around from before, I could grind off of them before I finish this quest.

"Choices, choice" I mumble to myself, pulling my hood up to look mysterious as I walk down the carpeted stares, waving my hand to blow out a few candles as I make my way down the spiraling stair case

"Now you see my student, do not add the sulfur at this stage or" another npc with doc brown hair says to a player....alchemist? oh didn't know we shared towers. Might need to ransack that lowbie for some poisons later if I run into him.

I walk by the beakers, wondering if they'd explode if I push them, and walk out the open door onto the dirty carpet outside of the tower, feeling the rocks under it with my soles...my need to turn down the realism on the sense of touch here. cause that hurts!

Why would they put sharp rocks outside of the class who starts with no shoes spawn!

I might need to kill that alchemist just to get some shoes.

Pouting, I try to ease my way off of the path and onto the cool....refreshing grass

"Aaaah" I sigh, wiggling my toes in the dirt "that feels so good, I just wanna roll around in it"

...Wait I can move my tail...dude that's awesome

I giggle and shake it around as the alchemist walks out and shakes his head

"Fuckin newbies" He sighs....my eye twitches, I've played this game more than er, most people, can't he see that I've unlocked all races EVEN THE FUCKING LICH AND....oh

No! MY RACES! MY CLASSES, I JUST REMEMEBRED! I have to do all that again! GODAMMIT, I can't even do the fairy quest to get and ungodly boost to my mana, cause they probably moved it! NOOooo

I clutch my head, smacking my tail into the ground, feeling mud clinging to it as it rises up
cont
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>>1850683

the alchemist just looks at me like I've lost my mind

What do I do?
[] just gather the herbs so I can be done with this fetch quest
[] Newbie? Oh you're asking for it!
[] Look for packs of mobs, namely my old zombies
[] follow him, and grief him to avenge my pride
[]Grumble and make sure the fairy quest is still where its supposed to be
[] Hey, can I have your shoes, my feet are kind of...well they're hurting without them *innocent smile*
[] Gather excess herbs to sell/blow up
[] shrug and roll around a bit to cheer myself up
[] write in
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>>1850690
>[] Look for packs of mobs, namely my old zombies
>[] follow him, and grief him to avenge my pride
>[] Hey, can I have your shoes, my feet are kind of...well they're hurting without them *innocent smile*

"Why, we are but an innocent n00b! Please spare us a coin good sir, for we surly need it!"

Oh this is going to be fun *totally innocent giggling
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>>1850690
>[] Look for packs of mobs, namely my old zombies
>[] Gather excess herbs to sell/blow up
>[] follow him, and grief him to avenge my pride
>[] Hey, can I have your shoes, my feet are kind of...well they're hurting without them *innocent smile*
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>>1850690
>[] Gather excess herbs to sell/blow up
>[] Look for packs of mobs, namely my old zombies
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>>1850690
>[] Gather excess herbs to sell/blow up
>[] Look for packs of mobs, namely my old zombies
>[] follow him, and grief him to avenge my pride
>[] Hey, can I have your shoes, my feet are kind of...well they're hurting without them *innocent smile*
>see if we can loot our old "corpse".
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>>1850683
>[] Newbie? Oh you're asking for it!
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>>1850690
>[]Fake getting my foot trapped between two rocks and look helpless, see if he bites... those shoes are MINE.
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>>1850712
He should fall for it. Nobody is stupid enough to get sacrifice at level 1.
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I just smile, and put my hands behind my back bashfully as my tail coils around my stomach. He shrugs and keeps walking as I smile maliciously, licking my sharp teeth as I step after him. Yeah, I remember the reagents in this zone, they're everywhere in case someone wants to explore like so many first timers do or turn in a lot of quests at once. I know them by heart cause I left several of my zombies around their biggest spawn, and not just the ones for the magician or War magus quests, but the alchemist to. I mean that isn't much of a feet since they're so close but hey.

The kid sighs, and pulls up his digital map, looking at it as I force myself to walk down the rocky path and pause, to look down the rolling hills under the tower, and the murky pound sitting at the bottom of it. No, don't get distracted by the beauty...or the blooming lily pads.

"Why does it have to be so far away" He groans as I wince, and whimper, god they've made the pain much more...realistic, it stings so much. "Well better get going before I have to log off"

"Hey" I say, my voice squeaking as I step on a very sharp rock...god did they put glass down here or something? this is hell. I am going to kill who ever programmed this

"Yeah nub" he groans, his voice heavy with disgust "No I am not going to group with you or give you any handouts, scram"

"No I was just wondering if I could have your shoes, my feet are kind of" I say, curling my toes as the rock stabs deeper into my foot "really hurting without them"

I smile innocently, pouting as he sighs

"turn the pain meter off then, how new are you?" He asks as I frown

"I like it realistic" I say hanging my head as I grab my tail like a teddy bear

"Fine" He says, tossing them at me "they don't give any defense and its not like I need them....seriously who plays with the pain settings on"

Yeah, keep digging that hole you smug cunt, I'm the one who's supposed to be acting like that so stop steeling my gig.

Sitting down, I pull my shoes up, glaring at his back as he walks past....several of his quest items. Well at least if I follow him I'll find more than enough of mine, the golden speckled blue flowers covering the field in front of me, and the woods around this HUGE clearing are...well I can see the grey beard like moss from here, I should be able to pick up more than enough.

I swish my quest log open with a flick of my wrist. Lets see....I need five of each, and I can see eight of both within my sight that I can grab without losing this asshole. A wicked smile spreads across my lips as I stand up, and go about gently picking the flowers out of the ground so they don't get ruined.

the idiot keeps his map screen up as I pack the extras away into my satchel and begin to scoot towards the trees, pulling the thick moss down from them as he wanders blindly into the dark paths of the forest.

Stuffing one clump of moss into my sack, I creep up behind me as he begins to move over a bridge above a dry creak bed
cont
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>Yeah, keep digging that hole you smug cunt, I'm the one who's supposed to be acting like that so stop steeling my gig.

LOL
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>>1850762
I grin and cackle to myself, clapping my tail on the ground along with my hands. YES I know this place, I buried some zombies down there because that's where the sulfur he needs spawns.

And I set them to defend before I was forcefully logged out, which means they're still there cause no one runs down there. Too many Bulltoads and Crackoloks around there for low leveled newbs. And neither of those mobs are set to attack undead, unless they're next to a player....well the one who owns them at least

Oh the possibilities

What do I do?
[] Rush him and push him into the creak, laughing and taunting him as he falls into the pack of zombies down there
[]jump down and clear my zombies out to get the crap loot I gave them back
[] Toss my extra flowers and moss at him....after explosive sacrificing my satchel 1d20+magic- 40 mp and the extra reagents
[]keep following
[] turn in the first part of this quest
[] HEY you missed some sulfur friend!
[]just leave him, and cash shop
[] write in
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>>1850774
>[X] HEY you missed some sulfur friend!
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>>1850774
>[] Rush him and push him into the creak, laughing and taunting him as he falls into the pack of zombies down there
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>>1850774
>[X] Rush him and push him into the creak, laughing and taunting him as he falls into the pack of zombies down there
>[X]jump down and clear my zombies out to get the crap loot I gave them back
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>>1850774
>[] HEY you missed some sulfur friend!
>[] Rush him and push him into the creak, laughing and taunting him as he falls into the pack of zombies down there

Let the griefing begin!
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>>1850774
>[] Rush him and push him into the creak, laughing and taunting him as he falls into the pack of zombies down there
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>>1850774
>[] HEY you missed some sulfur friend!
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>>1850774
>[] HEY you missed some sulfur friend!
>[] Rush him and push him into the creak, laughing and taunting him as he falls into the pack of zombies down there

I think we can make a crappy hand cannon with a hollowed out tree branch, a stone, and explosive sacrifice.
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>>1850798
Hey this isn't a bad idea! A slingshot sort of suits us and no one would expect the explosion
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Alright, pause and plan. If I remember right the zombies I put here are only set to attack after something "Bleeds" next to them. Which means I need to damage this little twerp first before they'll do anything. And while war magus will beat an alchemist at level one like nine times out of ten, there's no fun in that. its just too boring, I mean I like fighting but...I prefer to be a bit smarter than that. Besides, he might damage the zombies enough for me to wipe them up if I'm lucky and he isn't too bad at this game. Besides, their agro range isn't long enough to go after anything on the moss covered bridge, only things in the creak bed.

Squinting my eyes, I heft up my hammer and lean against the tall pillars on the end of the bridges, trying not to slip in the mud as I do so...These shoes are throwing me off, but hey, better than muddy feet. he gets halfway across the bridge and stops.

....oh, that's an idea. Jumping from this height won't do any damage, but falling would. Thank you sheep programmers for you idiotic choices! Still, always was silly watching people die cause someone pushed them off a bridge.

Hmm, if I push him off I won't get credit for his kill. Meaning no reputation drop but also no killer class unlocked.....but I'll get satisfaction and bloody fun show. Maybe they upgraded the gore effects? Oh I can't wait.

So this guy is blind, and doesn't have the crafting sense mod. So, I can lure him to his doom by pretending to be a nice little newbie.

"HEY!" I shout cupping my hands around my mouth "You missed some sulfur Friend! walked right by it?"

"You again?" He sighs, nearly hissing as he glances back at me with an annoyed snarl on his face "Wait what? really? where! I can't stand quests like these and you owe me for the shoes"

I'm going to be replacing them with your starting gold so no I do not.

"Oh, in the creak" I say, pointing at hoping he doesn't spot the...oh lets be honest here Sadie, he couldn't see the GLOWING sulfur, he isn't going to see the grey water logged zombies

He turns and leans over the edge

"Huh, thanks! sorry about earlier" He says, clambering up and pulling himself ontop of the railing of the bridge "I think that's enough for me to"

I grin, and rush him, running up the bridge and slamming my shield into his back, just using the collision detection to push his character a foot away from mine.

He turns, his eyes going wide as he shrieks like a baby.

"WHAT THE FUCK!" He screams, flailing around as I lean over the railing, watching him fall with a big ol smile.

"Oh this is gonna be gooood" I purr as he smacks the rocks with a loud crack, pushing himself up with an angry look on his face as I smile even wider, my shit eating grin growing as my hood hides everything but it

"YOU LITTLE!" He screams, before the zombies rise up, their rotting flesh all bloated and nasty "....wut? there aren't supposed to be undead here! WHAT THE HELL"
cont
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>>1850831

I laugh, Alchemists start with a crappy survival knife and not a piece of armor. He is as fucked! I mean really fucked, like a anime girl in an octopus tank fucked! this is going to be glorious. and I have a front seat view to the show.

He tries to slash at the zombies, his attacks barely cutting through their flesh as I lean closer. Yeah, he doesn't have any potions or vials to use, he is practically naked now....and I gave some of them chainmail. Oh I'm glad these things worked out.....funny thing is, I can't get in trouble for this! cause these aren't mine!


"Ooooh" I say covering my mouth as he groans in disgust "they're giving you a hickey, that's gross! Necrophile! why are you letting them touch you like that!"

"Shut the hell up, they stiiiink!: He cries, as he tries to push it away with his pathetic arcane elf strength

"Oooooh why do you have the smell sense left on?" I say, as breathy and smugly as I can, leaning my arm against the railing

"I am going to ruin you when I get out of here!" He says furiously as he tries to run from the zombie and gets pulled back by one "I am going to take everything you have on you! lets see you level without any clothes you little brat"

My eye twitches again

What do I do?
[] Pour acid rain on him 1d20+magic -30 mp
[] jump down and smash his head in 1d100
[] Watch and taunt him as he gets ripped apart
[] Explosive sacrifice something 1d20+magic -40 mp and whatever you use
[] Leave him, humming to myself as I go turn in the quest
[] wait till he dies, and then attack the weakest zombie 1d100
[] Browse the cash shop as he yells at me
[] Tease him, relentlessly
[]walk back to the tower, and wait for him to respawn
[] write in
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1850846
>[] Browse the cash shop as he yells at me
>[] Tease him, relentlessly
>[] Watch and taunt him as he gets ripped apart
>[] Pour acid rain on him 1d20+magic -30 mp

>"It's been fun shit head! But I have things to do, alchemists to loot, so bye now!"
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>>1850846
>[X] Watch and taunt him as he gets ripped apart
>[X] wait till he dies, and then attack the weakest zombie 1d100
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>>1850861
support
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1850846
>>[] Browse the cash shop as he yells at me
>>[] Tease him, relentlessly
>>[] Watch and taunt him as he gets ripped apart
>>[] Pour acid rain on him 1d20+magic -30 mp
>>"It's been fun shit head! But I have things to do, alchemists to loot, so bye now!"
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>>1850846
>[]Tease relentless, then leave and quest juuust before he croaks. For max mad + my head start escape.

Also I now know why we're called 'sadie' it's short for 'sadist' lol

I feel a liiitle bad cause the guy did give us shoes, which shows his actions kinder than his snarkiness, I can't wait to see what he does later on.
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>>1850871
Oh well, good to get that out of the way soon on something that doesn't matter, sorry man. Unless someone saves us that is
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1850846
>[] Browse the cash shop as he yells at me
>[] Leave him, humming to myself as I go turn in the quest
>a roll for whatever
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1850846
>[] Browse the cash shop as he yells at me
>[] Tease him, relentlessly
>[] Watch and taunt him as he gets ripped apart
might as well try and save us from that nat 1. watch me make it worse...
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>>1850868
I think you need to roll friend. Please save us
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1850868
>>1850887
will do!
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>>1850891
I am so sorry
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>>1850891
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>>1850893
Hahahaha

It's because you guys got greedy, wanting to drop acid when he was already doomed
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>>1850871
>>1850891
Oh good, we got logged out and missed our chance of getting trapped in a game.
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>>1850897
He was a dick and this is the only chance I have to be evil before the real game kicks in and killing people matters. Oh well, I guess we fall on our ass laughing and forget to cast or something, no big deal
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>>1850901
With TWO 1s? Fat chance, we're ribbed!
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>>1850901
Dude, we double critfail. We're rolling off the bridge into the river.
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>>1850903
Don't put attention on it, I'm trying to subtly influence HM because I hate embarrassment
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>>1850907
Oh how I remember. At least we won't fall off the bridge now that >>1850905 said it, I doubt HM will be /that/ cruel... will he? Muahahaha
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"Yeah try harder than that, I enjoy a challenge" I say happily as one of the corpses rip his throat out"Besides it might be fun to streak through this low level zone"

"Oh so you'd rather me spawn camp your or something else like that? lower myself to your level you spite little" He grumbles "Who gets this offended about being called a newb"

"A girl who hunts newbs is who" I say slowly as I click open the cash shop, snapping my fingers to open the bright blue menu, fireworks flying as ghostly curtains swing open to show me what they got....not like he has much health so I don't have much time to look through this "Besides, who'd die to zombies? do you even know how to play"

"This is my alt you salt filled sack!" He yells

"Wow did your grandfather teach you to insult cause that sounded ancient" I say as I scroll through the menus casually as they start chewing through his biceps, ripping the flesh away like wet paper as blood gushes over their greenish blue gums...ergh OH they have warm dolls again? Oh having a little NPC minion would be fun....I have 1000 dollars here so I could easily buy a few or....or a deed, a house would be nice to hide out in

"Oh yeah, insult me cause I don't want to be rude" He hisses as one begins to crushes his eye socket with its rusting hammer, squish squish....crack...god he has like....10 health left I think.

Oh the cosmetics section...wait they have mounts now? and pets? Oooh this is delicious, I might be able to look all fancy

"Oh so you want to play the gentleman? What are you twelve. Come on be angry at me, I deserve it here" I laugh as he sighs

"You really are a sad person aren't you, ruining other people's fun like this?" He asks "Seriously who hurt you?"

I turn and raise my hand, green mist flowing out of my palms as it begins to sweat with the same vile, poisonous color. Stinging my palm

"Enjoy your broken equipment kiddy, don't try to play psychologist cause you suck at" I say as I see something lumpy fly past me and... "oh you fucker"

He laughs as I hear the zombies and his skin sizzling in the acid shower.

"Yeah! Magnetic backpack! wonderful little thing alchemists start with" He laughs as I sigh.

"God this is going to hurt, why couldn't you just take this like a man, its just one death" I groan as I get pulled over the edge and

"FUCK!" I scream, my head feeling like it got split open as I hit the rocks
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-100 hp

130 hp left
130 mp left
-

"Urrrrgh" I whimper, my ribs feeling cracked as the zombies groan and turn to me, leaving mr fuckface over there with a sliver of health!

My stomach hurts like hell! God I need to turn down these settings!
cont
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>>1850915

What do I do?
[] try to flee 1d20+speed
[] try to finish the smug bastard off with a swing of my hammer 1d100
[] Curl up into a ball *defensive curl*
[] Elemental pulse, ELECTRICITY 1d20+magic -25 mp
[] smack out one of the zombies legs 1d100
[] tackle one of them to the ground 1d20+Str
[] FUCK IT TAKING YOU WITH ME! *explosive sacrifice....what?* 1d20+magic -40 mp and an item
[] write in
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1850918
>[] Curl up into a ball *defensive curl*
>[] Elemental pulse, ELECTRICITY 1d20+magic -25 mp
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1850915
>say our secret command word
If that doesn't work...
>[] Elemental pulse, ELECTRICITY 1d20+magic -25 mp
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1850918
>[] Elemental pulse, ELECTRICITY 1d20+magic -25 mp
[] Curl up into a ball *defensive curl*
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1850915
>[] Curl up into a ball *defensive curl*
>[] Elemental pulse, ELECTRICITY 1d20+magic -25 mp

Fuck you man
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>>1850918
>[X] Curl up into a ball *defensive curl*
>[X] Elemental pulse, ELECTRICITY 1d20+magic -25 mp
Can we use both of these at the same time? Lets find out.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1850918
>[] Curl up into a ball *defensive curl*
>[] Elemental pulse, ELECTRICITY 1d20+magic -25 mp
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>>1850918
>Curl into ball, maybe, just maybe, my defensiveness can survive this and I can still make off with his stuff after all is said and done.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1850937
forgot to roll
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So HM is the alchemist one of the other starters?
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>>1850948
Yes
>[] Alchemist: 100 Hp: Can create potions, poisons and bombs
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>>1850956
I ment chargen starters.
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"Oh god" I squeak, trying not to laugh cause it hurts my insides now and its going to hurt a lot more since the zombies are getting ready to gut me. One is grabbing my arms with its spongy hands as the other raises up its hatchet in all its glory. Should not have taught them how to coup de grace! That was a bad idea but...well I wanted it to be dramatic when they killed people, to make it all the more annoying and immersive! Damn you past me!

But I can't stop laughing, because I know I'll have a pretty decent defense here, one that should keep them from just ripping me apart like mr big mouth over there. Namely I chose a race that has extra health, and a class with extra defense! Also I can double it, and I actually have some armor. Unlike him! Oh this is rich, I'd be having fun right now if my head wasn't telling me I just broke a few bones...even though I really haven't.

Curling up into a ball, I hold my tail over my stomach, feeling the zombie's axe hit it with a dull thud as the other drags his tombstone shaped nails and teeth over my scales and fur.
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-5 hp
125 hp left
-

It actually kind of tickles, never died to zombies before but I don't want to know even though it might be something to try out later to just experiment. So Instead I grip my shield tightly, mentally calling on my best and only crowd control spell!

Elemental bloom, electricity!
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17+2= 19= success!
105 mp left
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I wince, as I feel my skin crackle and tingle as my shield shakes and spits out sparks. In a second, the water under me and the zombies grabbing me get washed over with blue lightning. Wait, no yelling? did that guy die already? Oh cheap! I coulda gotten the killer class! I love that one! Well this bites.

"Not literally" I hiss at the zombie chewing on my armor as it falls down, nearly dead....as is the other.

And the other's. Good thing they were literally soaked to their bones, must've done extra damage

What do I do?
[] repeat the spell 1d20+magic
[] Roll into one of the zombos 1d100
[] Stand up, and start cracking skulls 1d100
[] Explosive sacrifice! 1d20+magic
[] Push one of them into the acid rain 1d20+str
[] smack one with my tail, trying to sever a limb or two 1d100
[] run back to the tower before the whiner ganks me 1d20+speed
[] write in

>>1850948
>>1850972
Maybe
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1850983
>[] repeat the spell 1d20+magic
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>1850983
>[] Stand up, and start cracking skulls 1d100
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Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>1850983
>[] smack one with my tail, trying to sever a limb or two 1d100
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Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>1850983
>did that guy die already?
Your welcome alchemist guy. You will always remember this day you almost were lost in Da'ta.

>[] Stand up, and start cracking skulls 1d100
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1850983
>stay rolled up and repeat spell because it seemed to work really well.
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Alright, bored now. Might be smarter to sit curled up in a ball but well I hate waiting and its always more fun to actually fight than just cheese fights....against mobs at least, that never gets old against players. But these former minions of mine, well all they're going to do is try to scare me, but I already know what they can do! so where's the point in it!? I already know what's coming so why wait for it to come. Besides I need to finish them before lord high and mighty comes back to get revenge and claim himself "Gud" when I have like half health after that trick of is....how'd he tie the rope around his pack so quickly? He had like 50 health.

"Questions for later" I murmur to myself as I hope back onto my feet by unrolling, catching the hatchet of the butcher zombie "And I remember your timing"

With a swing of my hammer, I take out most of its charred flesh, trying not to puke as the rotten smell of it washes over me.Can't change the settings now, just don't breath in sadie and you'll be okay, just don't breath in.

The other tries to grab me and drag me down, so I slam my tail into its side, cracking its rotten ribs as its stomach bursts and...and..oooh why does it stink so bad! did they upgrade the smells, WHY everyone hated those in combat!

I turn and try to smack it away. And end up taking its head off of its shoulders....guess they've been rotting since I was gone, cause they did not have this little health before.

I sigh in relief, and look up to see the remaining three camping the alchemists body. Okay, I can even get enough to level up from this quest, die trying, or leave to find something that isn't outnumbering me....but the loot is oh so tempting...so much ammo to use for Explosive sacrifice.

What do I do
[] Leave
[] And she smashing and smashing 1d100
[] throw my shield at one and two hand my hammer 1d100
[] Elemental pulse *which element* 1d20+magic -25mp
[] Explosive sacrifice my starting gold 1d20+magic -40 mp and starting gold
[] Leave their agro range, and wait for the guy to come back
[] write in
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1851028
>[] Elemental pulse *which element* 1d20+magic -25mp
Holy?
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1851028
>[] Elemental pulse *which element* 1d20+magic -25mp

Fire
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1851028
>[] Elemental pulse *which element* 1d20+magic -25mp
Holy or fire

>>1851047
SHIEET
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>>1851047
Dammit me
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>>1851047
Muh loot.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1851028
>Snipe the zombies around the loot with my Freezing Spear spell
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Any one want to try to save this?

>>1851057
.......don't have that one yet
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>>1851057
We didn't take any ranged magic.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1851061
I'll try, but don't expect a miracle.
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>>1851079
Dang it, sorry guys
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1851061
>>1851047
today is just not your day man.
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>>1851061
rats, alright do we have a starting healing potion/item? If so

>Throw healing item at zombies
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>>1851093
Yes we do! It's in the... alchemists bag.
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Alright, this should be easy. Even if they're wet I know zombies have a really heaven weakness to fire, and I might be able to use Elemental bloom holy if they didn't remove it for no good reason besides to separate the starting arcane casters from the doctor. Which would make me really upset, I liked my holy balls spell. Sure it had a stupid, imature name but that's what made it funny ,that and the reactions of the undead players I killed with it. Ah well, time to finish these guys off and cut the last ties I have to my beautiful....complete account I'll never have acess to again.

I sigh and raise my shield as the three zombies begin to shamble towards me, the edge of my armor and shield glimering with heat and fire as.

"HEY BITCH!"

"Huh?" Without thinking, I turn around and feel something hard and cold hit myself.

Yeah, that's a rock...one of the sharp ones to
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-20 hp
current
105
-

"Really!! AGAIN, how quick did you respawn!?" I ask angrily as I stumble back, trying not to slip on the smooth rocks under my feet "Come on, it was a joke, why are you being so pissy about this! IT WAS ONE DEATH! come on stop being so"

He grins smugly as I stop my rant and smell that awful, shitty smell right behind me, instantly killing what ever enjoyment I was having from this battle.

"Crap" I sigh, as a zombie digs its yellow nails into my neck

Roll 1d20+Strength, Dexterity OR learning
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1851100
Learn'n
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1851100
Strength, dammit all

>>1851103
HERO,thanks man
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1851100
>>1851103
LEARNING
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>>1851108
Don't thank me yet. we still need to dodge three more bullets.
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>>1851112
>>1851113

That we do, that we do
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>>1851112
Yup.
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>>1851112
>>1851103
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1851100


+learning... to fail
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1851100
Watch me get a 20
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>>1851132
You did good, son.
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>>1851132
Eeeeeeeyyyyy
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>>1851132
......called it anon, grats

also we can chain a sixth roll for another 20 if we want.
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>>1851132
OUR LUCK IS SCHIZOPHRENIC AS FUCK AND I LOVE IT Sometimes anyway
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>>1851132
Watched!
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1851132
bless you kind sir
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1851137
*trys*
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Thank you, old self. You saved our bacon.
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>>1851132
I say we honor this anon, as a living saint
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>>1851158
Sure, we'll put his name on a bullet when we go gunmage.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBqhUarhaAU
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You know, this is starting to get more annoying than fun. Sure fighting with a handful of health is thrilling and all, but I just wanna level and wreck some hell, not get slaughtered by my own zombies! And killed by a guy I KNOW has only 50hp at this level, even after losing half my health I have more than he does! More than twice as much, if only by five measly points. Didn't I get shamed enough for nearly causing the zombie apocalypse? do I really need to be killed by a squishy like this? I dig my feet into the rocks under them, smirking as I answer my own question. Of course I don't, because he thinks I'll go down as easily as he did. But I know these zombies, I've played Reaper enough to figure out all their strengths and weaknesses.

Low dexterity, low health. Just fodder really, only good for scarying newbies or swarming people. That's there purpose, and like all undead they're weak to holy magic, weak to healing. Healed by taint. Which is the only thing fun about playing a healer in this game.

But, I'm sure mr alchemist doesn't realize, that since he didn't corpse run he's missing a potion or two. The one real punishment for death in this game. Some of your inventory, usually worthless junk, is left on your body so you have some incentive not to rush off like an idiot and die to traps.

But at low level, it could take anything of his. Alchemist start with a few healing potions to get them along, and I know he wouldn't drink it because his health is so piss low.

So, I'm actually in the clear here. and he has no idea. I might have negative dexterity, but the zombies have a worse stat in it than I do. Meaning they have more of a chance to trip than I do, even if they weren't prone to getting crippling injuries and losing parts.

"Hey, I still have more than twice your health, don't get smug now" I say, licking the blood dripping from my nose as he laughs

"I'm being smug? You're about to be eaten alive! why are you so confident, you're about to be torn apart like a rag doll here! WITH YOUR PAIN SETTINGS ON" He says frowning "Come on, I'll help you if you apologize"

"Sorry, not in the griefer way" I say sticking my tongue out at him as he shakes his head, his silly newsboy hat nearly falling off "and besides, let me show you how a real pro handles this situation, you better look carefully! CAUSE THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME ,WALA!"

I duck down, lifting the zombie up on my back before I take its legs out with my tail and push it off with my shield, right as it bites into my neck.

It crawls towards me as I try to ignore the blinding and burning pain, really need to turn the sensitivity down, jesus christ
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95 hp left
-

Alright, don't step on the crawling corpse, the other two shamble towards me, and I dive, ducking and rolling past them to the guys old, already cold body and pull his man purse off of his belt.
cont
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>>1851183
>"Sorry, not in the griefer way"
Gods we're so smug.
>>
We should see if we can take a body part from his old body and keep it as an item, then later we can use it as an explosive against him.
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>>1851183
I reach into his satchel and YES, the corpse robbing reputation penalty is worth it! it doesn't even take down a full point anyways so it literally doesn't matter!
ESPECIALLY CAUSE I GOT A HEALING POTION FROM THIS

"What are you going to do? if you drink it they're just going to take it all away, you won't get any hp" He says angrily, and pouty and adorable like a misbehaving dog "Yeah, real pro move, what? going to kill one with it"

"No, listen jackass" I say wagging my finger as I hold the healing potion above my head, the syrupy red liquid sloshing around like cold medicine as I clench my hand "I'm giving you a free lesson here! do you know what happens when you explosive sacrifice a potion? or anything like this? I bet you don't cause no one ever gets this spell except trolls! Its actually really cool this got in but"

the glass cracks, and begins to glow with a bright white light

"The effects are spread out in a radius" I say with the biggest, most vile shit eating grin I can manage on a cute face like my own

"....What?" He says, all hope and smugness fading from his eyes as his smile turns into a big ol frown

"SUCK IT!" I laugh, as globs of healing potion fly into the air, a glowing red circle forming around me....and all the zombies

"Tha...that wasn't even a minor healing potion" He squeaks pathetically "You....I had to...I got lucky on crafty that"

"Yeah, pretty sure this would've bought you some nice loot" I say with a cat like smile and purr "Would heal a high level up, its a waste on level 1s like us isn't it"

He looks like he's about to cry....good

-
+100 hp
195hp
-

The dull purple light in the zombie's eyes all fade, as my xp counter raises and the wounds and blood on my toon vanish away.

I smile warmly, and turn to the 50 hp worm....pretty sure he has the same amount of hp as the zombies...or less, probably less.

What do I do?
[] get my revenge
[] gather up my loot, and turn in my quest
[] Taunt him
[] wander off, as I go to spend my cash shop buck
[] thanks for the xp, faggot
[]You know, I am really upset you threw that rock,cause now if I kill you I won't get the killer class....but enjoy that negative rep for attempted pk, asshole
[] Shouldn't wander around with valuables like that in low level zones, life lesson
[] you deserve it for playing an elf, god how can you live with yourself...HEY I rhymed on a dime, ain't I fine?
[] Well if you'll excuse me, I have funner more exciting things to do than troll you....nub
[] write in
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>>1851231
oh
and 65 mp left
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>>1851231
[] gather up my loot, and turn in my quest
[] Taunt him
[] wander off, as I go to spend my cash shop buck
[] thanks for the xp, faggot
[]You know, I am really upset you threw that rock,cause now if I kill you I won't get the killer class....but enjoy that negative rep for attempted pk, asshole
[] Shouldn't wander around with valuables like that in low level zones, life lesson
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>>1851231
>[] get my revenge
>[] gather up my loot, and turn in my quest
>[] Taunt him
>[]You know, I am really upset you threw that rock,cause now if I kill you I won't get the killer class....but enjoy that negative rep for attempted pk, asshole
>[] you deserve it for playing an elf, god how can you live with yourself...HEY I rhymed on a dime, ain't I fine?

The smug levels here are overwhelming
>>
anyone else?
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>>1851231
>[] gather up my loot, and turn in my quest
>collect his bones as well.
>[] wander off, as I go to spend my cash shop buck
>[]You know, I am really upset you threw that rock,cause now if I kill you I won't get the killer class....but enjoy that negative rep for attempted pk, asshole
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>>1851231
[i]I wouldn't be a griefer if I only killed him once... but should I try so soon? No, I need to quest, get a head start on everyone.

Time to put him off guard.
[/i]

>[]"Hey buddy, I was just having some fun after all it's only the beginning of the game, nothing serious. And you got me good too, hey, you're all right. Pretty good actually, thanks for the shoes, and the loot. Work hard and maybe we can have a real duel someday - no tricks."

[i]Hahaha, as if, no tricks. He's a [/i]real[i] sucker if he falls for this one.[/i]
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>>1851263
Well there goes me forgetting I can't italicize as a player!

Dies of embarrassment.
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>>1851231
>[] gather up my loot, and turn in my quest
>[] Taunt him
>[] wander off, as I go to spend my cash shop buck
>[]You know, I am really upset you threw that rock,cause now if I kill you I won't get the killer class....but enjoy that negative rep for attempted pk, asshole
>[] Shouldn't wander around with valuables like that in low level zones, life lesson
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>>1851261
>[]"Hey buddy, I was just having some fun after all it's only the beginning of the game, nothing serious. And you got me good too, hey, you're all right. Pretty good actually, thanks for the shoes, and the loot. Work hard and maybe we can have a real duel someday - no tricks."
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>>1851266
Buries drawnanon next to the alchemists good reputation
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>>1851231
>[] wander off, as I go to spend my cash shop buck
>[] thanks for the xp, faggot
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>>1851277
Helps by covering self with surrounding dirt, scooping it up with my hands.
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>>1851281
Oops, forgot to remove that
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I hum to myself as he stands there, looking like I just kicked his baby. I mean sure I just destroyed his potion but he learned something cool, so he should get over it instead of moping around. Now lets see what his body left behind. Hmm, seems to have lost all of his starting cash which means I get to double mine! man I am having a good day, now I might be able to buy myself a full set of armor without having to do any more errands for worthless npcs. Or you know more ammo to use explosive sacrifice on, whatever comes to mind first. Only one of the zombies had a chainshirt, the other only has a waterlogged leather vest and the only other thing of worth on the alchemists body is a flask of oil. Fantastic.
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10 gold gained
rusty hatchet gaint
chain shirt gained
waterlogged leather vest gained
flask of oil gained
-

"Do you have to loot my body" He says, sounding like he's lost the last bit of hope he had left in him "I don't even have anything good"

"Didn't have anything good, now you just have nothing" I say calmly "Besides this oil might make some laughs later, so thanks"

"Why are you being such a bitch, all I did was call you a newb" He says covering his face with his hands as I take two big steps up the ridge along side the riverbed, trying not to tumble back into it and look like an idiot in front of this guy

"And I took offense at that and you know, I might not have taken everything, if you didn't upset me by throwing that rock" I say, snarling as I get close to him snapping my tail towards him "NOW I can't kill you, and unlock the killer class! ONE OF MY FAVOURITES!"

"What...what the hell is wrong with you" He says frowning "Like I can get pking for fun, but why are you so"

I cut him off by smacking my tail into the ground as hard as I can, trying not to yelp out in pain as I do so

"But enjoy that negative rep for attempted pk, asshole" I say dully, frowning as I walk back down the dirt path leading to the tower as he just gasps

"W...wait, seriously! You pushed me off the bridge and you get no punishment?" He asks

"Abusing the collison system, didn't touch you" I say, trying not to giggle while I skip back to the quest giver

"You...you're a sad human being" He says trying to get a rise out of me, his voice shaking "taking away someone elses starting equipment and abusing the system so you don't get punished in anyway"

"graving robbing penalty is minuscule but still there, and you have your dagger if you want it back kill me and take it and my...Oh wait, you have 50 hp and minus two strength, You can't! cause you have nothing to poison me with or throw at me" I say, looking back to make sure he sees my smile "Still, could always try your luck"

"Fuck you" He says, not able to say anything else as I wave him goodbye

"See you salty" I say as I flick open the pay to win store, now lets see what I can get for a thousand cash shop bucks....hmm
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cont
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>>1851304
Shopping tiem!?!?
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>>1851311
Maybe turn down the goddamn pain settings time
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>>1851314
Ehh, we need to get used to pain by the time we get trapped
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>>1851314
Oh, sure. We'll try to do that just as the game starts to crash.
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>>1851322
...Glitching it so our new real body has dulled to fuck pain senses would honestly be hilarious.

Probably not particularly conducive to long term survival, but hilarious.
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>>1851304

[] Stylish Top Hat 10 dollars
[] Warm doll 250 dollars *make a personal npc*
[] Deed *make or add 1 room to your home* 250 dollars
[] Endless backpack 100 dollars
[]A mount *varies*
[]Celebrated death *enemies explode into fire works* 10 dollars
[] headphones 10 dollars
[]Vial of taint 250 dollars
[] Hound's blood 250 dollars
[] Grand entrance *custom effect on command* 50 dollars
[] archmagister's bubble *breath underwater* 500 dollars
[] your choice of a pet *varies*
[] Enchanting ink 100 dollars
[] Heroic cape 10 dollars
[] Shroud of sin 10 dollars
[]Grappling hook 300 dollars
[] taint tracker 250 dollars
[]Body swapping wand 100 dollars
[] Messenger box *cellphone* 100 dollars
[] Other cosmetics 10 dollars *write in*
[] Second eyes 250 dollars
[] Noble signet ring 500 dollars
[] Bloodline stone 500 dollars
[] Mirror of desire 50 dollars
[]Fairy brew 250 dollars
[] Potion bundle 100 dollars
[] Toy bundle 100 dollars
[] cosmetic bundle 100 dollars
[] Write in (keep it with in reason)
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>>1851328
>[] Mirror of desire 50 dollars
>[] headphones 10 dollars
>[]Body swapping wand 100 dollars
>[]Grappling hook 300 dollars
>[] Endless backpack 100 dollars
>[] Stylish Top Hat 10 dollars
>[] Hound's blood 250 dollars
>[] your choice of a pet *varies*
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>>1851328
>[] Warm doll 250 dollars *make a personal npc*
EVERY good prankster needs a devoted partner in crime
>[] Deed *make or add 1 room to your home* 250 dollars
THE FORTRESS OF GRIEFTOPIA SHALL REIGN SUPREME
>[]Celebrated death *enemies explode into fire works* 10 dollars
For that little extra bit of "fuck you"
>[] headphones 10 dollars
Just...just mandatory.

This is all I care about, honestly.
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>>1851328
>[] archmagister's bubble *breath underwater* 500 dollars
>[] Endless backpack 100 dollars
>[] headphones 10 dollars
>Potion of Permenant Night Vision ?dollars
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>>1851328

1000$, right?

>T.Hat 10
>CELEBRATED DEATH 10
>Msg Box 100
>Grap Hook 300
>Potion Bundle 100
>Body swap 100 (could come in handy if I'm about to die or something... Ginyu!)

So that's 620.... maybe keep money for weapons and armor upgrades later? Or mm dunnoI'll just see what you guys are saying.

*breathe under water sooo tempting but too expensive
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>>1851328
we have 1000 yes?
>[] Stylish Top Hat 10 dollars
>[] Warm doll 250 dollars *make a personal npc*
>[] Deed *make or add 1 room to your home* 250 dollars
>[] Endless backpack 100 dollars
>[] Mirror of desire 50 dollars
>[] headphones 10 dollars
>[] Heroic cape 10 dollars
>[] Shroud of sin 10 dollars
>[]Celebrated death *enemies explode into fire works* 10 dollars
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>>1851343
Lets you see things hidden from mortal eyes
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>>1851328
Top hat 10
Deed 250
Endless backpack 100
Enchanting ink 100
Headphones 10
Celebrated death 10
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>>1851337
I'll trade

>grappling hook

for

>warm doll

Also, remember the trick with the mirror Sadie talked about earlier
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>>1851346
this is the real world money shop so I don't think it can be used on armor/weapon upgrades.

also the endless back pack has a lot of potential what with the explosive sacrifice spell needing trash items as ammo
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>>1851346
This is real bucks we are talking about.
>>
Am I the only one who thought potions bundle would be like mandatory/standard?

I assume that's hp and mp. In most games there isn't another way to get MP, unless you include sleeping.
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>>1851362
Yeah, but potions are an item you can just GET in game.
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>>1851356
Ooh, I must have missed that one, yah I'd add that to the list
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>>1851362
it's just that once we get stuck in the game we won't be able to add more real money to use in this shop and we can get potions through in game means.
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>>1851363
Fair enough
>>
say... random thought, once the game becomes real so to speak... what qualifies as an Item? could we just pick up rocks and use them as explosive sacrifice ammo? even if its crappy we could probably make cluster bombs out of a bag of gravel or something.
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>>1851328
>[] Stylish Top Hat 10 dollars
>[] Warm doll 250 dollars *make a personal npc*
>[] Deed *make or add 1 room to your home* 250 dollars
>[] headphones 10 dollars
>[]Celebrated death *enemies explode into fire works* 10 dollars
>[] Enchanting ink 100 dollars
>[] Second eyes 250 dollars
>3d maneuvering gear
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>>1851383
Take out the last two and get
>[] Endless backpack 100 dollars
It better look good.
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>>1851380
I'm assuming the rules won't change, even after such an event - if that kind of event even will happen. Remember, there are alternatives to getting trapped in the game that make things just as serious.

But yah, I was wondering too. if only collectable items counted as items you can well, collect, or if you can collect 'anything' that you could lift, or etc.

Obviously, larger items you can't use your explosive spell on or else we could just go around touching thing like the Midas of explosives and blow up houses and planets with our precious finger tips.
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>>1851380
We could, but they suck. It also cost too much mp for now.
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Number needed to be purchased= half of votes = 4

Warm doll: 5
T Hat: 6
H Phones: 7
E Bpack: 6
BSW: 3
Deed: 4
HB: 1
CD: 5
En Ink: 3
2nd eyes:1
Catbus:1
Pet: 1
Maneuver gear:1
Arch bubble:1
MSG box: 1
Heroic cape: 1
Shroud of sin: 1
Desire Mirror: 2
grab hook: 1
Night vision elixr: 1

WD 250
top hat 10
endless back pack 100
Deed: 250
Headphones 10
CD: 10

1000 - 630 dollars

370 cash shop dollars left

Want to buy anything else? or continue on
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>>1851399
What is desire mirror?
Does BSW change our body or swaps it with another person?
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>>1851399
>Second Eyes
>Desire Mirro
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>>1851399
I'd like to get second eyes
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>>1851399
Waaa I was only one who voted for the in game msnger??

Guys, we're bound to want to contact a friend eventually in this game
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>>1851404
Character customization

aren't those the same thing? so yes
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>>1851406
+desire mirror
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>>1851399
>[] Mirror of desire 50 dollars
>[] Hound's blood 250 dollars

Because the mirror trick sounds fun. And the other thing sounds interesting
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>>1851399
>Second Eyes
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>>1851407
I would get it, but it would bring me $30 over budget
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>>1851399
>second eyes
>[] Messenger box *cellphone* 100 dollars
It's a smartphone, right?
>BSW
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>>1851419
>[] Mirror of desire 50 dollars
It does the same thing, so that if wand doesn't win.
>>
Yah, I mean the >msg box is a bit of a meta-gaming choice, obviously our character doesn't really care if she keeps in touch with anyone or not, since she's here for the lulz, but once this game becomes real or something else serious happens where maybe we want to meet up with some people from real life, or whatever, in these kinds of stories, I can't see it /not/ being important eventually.
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>>1851427
Well it comes in handy for our warm doll to use as well, maybe?
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>>1851434
Yah i was thinking about that, but since our doll is an npc it probably wouldn't matter in that particular case - it's a minion, so we can probably summon it or something
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Alright, now what do I want? first off endless backpack, makes everything easier and keeps my kleptomania in check by making it so I never run out of space. Also makes for a good hiding place If I can fit inside of it, which I doubt I can. Still wonderful thing, keeps me from having to buy new bags and worrying about carry weight, and it looks cool. With the silver inlaid in its straps and the dull red of the rest of it with a bronze metal top and a lash to keep things from spilling out, stylish! Next....well I do need a base to keep my things when I need to make something or just need to hide away from those pk killers or patrolling "guards". And I place to teleport back to when things escalate beyond what I can enjoy. And its always nice to have a little lair to hang around when the real world gets too boring, So I could use a deed as well. And those zombies made me remember how squishy low levels are, especially casters even if I am playing the beefiest base one in the game, so I might need some protection or at least an extra body until I get more survivability...Which makes a warm doll perfect! besides I can always make them my henchmen in griefing and will make it all a little less lonely! So score....Oh a top hat? getting that! headphones? well the games music is a little boring at times so yep.

I chuckle as I walk up the path to the wizard tower in the middle of the clearing, stepping over those seemingly razor sharp rocks without a problem, no idea why they'd put something like that here. Doesn't make any sense! it just makes it more annoying to leave the tower! Its just a huge pain in the ass!

Oh I love celebrated death, its so cheap and it makes people so angry, not to mention I can change the effects or turn it off if fireworks get boring, but I have no idea how they'll ever be boring. Still, nothing makes me smile more than retards flaming in chat about this stuff.

Hmmm, Second eyes would help me find hidden stashes, mobs, and maybe players if they changed how it works again. I know ghosts, demons and faries are a bitch to fight and even find without them and I look the googly eye look to them. I walk past the alchemist fiddling with his station, rambling and talking nonsense as acidic smelling fumes fill the air followed by smoke that reeks of rotten cheese.

Why do I keep forgetting to turn off the senses....oh, Mirror of desire. Those are fun, I know every starting zone has a free one for people who messed up in character creation but still, having one around is always useful. Especially because the cash shop ones save you default appearance! still not much use outside of messing with people or changing your style, still....can't hurt to have one.

Alright I think that's all I need. I smile and close the menu, confirming my purchase as I walk up the stairs to Cornhole guy so I can get my reward.

Putting my top hat on my head, and my second eyes and headphones in my quick access slot, I sling my new backpack over my shoulders
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>>1851441
But it would be funny for the npc was reading about the news, while the players are crying their eyes out.
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>>1851444
Is this what second eyes looks like?
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>>1851450
el. oh, el.

>>1851448
XD
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>>1851444
and walk into the study I logged into. I sigh in relief as the warmth of the fire washes over me, and Cornholio looks up at me from the chair I was napping in

"Ah, good work girl, I was worried you wandered off on me....well if you keep up this diligence I'm sure you catch a proper colleges eyes, now the mayor needs his message dear" He sighs as he leans back "so do hurry, he is a panicky fellow after all, a regular yammering warbler....oh, well I guess I should give you a bit of payment for this last task of yours....do come and visit, it'll be lonely up here with just old Randolph down stairs....I'm proud of your progress, just don't let pride blind you to my teachings"

I smirk, hearing a bell chime in my head as I echo "ding"...now I just have to deliver this letter to the mayor.

But first

LEVEL UP
[] Level up war magus
[] or a different base class


also
[] use warm doll
[] find a place to use the deed
[] Track down the alchemist
[] turn in this other quest
[] just enjoy the view up here for a bit
[] talk to myself and plan out my build
[] write in
>>1851450
Close enough
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>>1851454
>[] or a different base class
INVENTOR
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>>1851454
>[] or a different base class
>[] use warm doll
>[] turn in this other quest
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>>1851454
>>1851456
Also,
[] turn in this other quest
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>>1851454
>[] or a different base class
>[] find a place to use the deed
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>>1851454
[] Level up war magus

Turn in quest
Plan build
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>>1851454
>[] or a different base class
Inventor or craftsman, whatever makes guns.

>[] turn in this other quest
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>>1851456
>>1851457
>>1851461
You don't want to split classes early guys. It fucks you over pretty bad.
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>>1851463
Forgot, we don't have any ranged magic, change to war magus
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>>1851457
changing to
>[] Level up war magus

gotta know magic to make magic using guns and stuff later
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>>1851454
>[]L ^ War Mage
>[]Use Warm Doll

Should probably explore a bit to see if there is a particularly good place to use the deed - there could be some seriously awesome new areas

.. track down the alchemist, so tempting..

>[]Plan out build perhaps?
>[]Set out to finish quest as last action before HM archives in 2 seconds from now.
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>>1851461
I'll change to

>[] Level up war magus
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>>1851461
>>1851457
What class?

Also the warm doll lets you make an npc, if any of you were wondering.

which is what bailey did that made her "Daughter"

>>1851472
Oh I've still got fire in my veins brother
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>>1851454
>War magus

>Turn in
>Plan

Save crafting class for when we can craft. Atm a ranged opponent would ruin our shit and crafter classes get shit hp gain. Get some non shut magic first.
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>>1851454
Hey headmaster? Can we eventually get explosive runes with war magus?
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>>1851465
That's what I was thinking - but then again, this is a story and not a real game, so even if we split Hm might make it to our adventage.

Maybe the right 'combo' is the way to break the game and be OP, or somesuch thing.
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>>1851477
Yeah
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>>1851471
>[] use warm doll
Also this. I want my fancy fist butler/maid
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>>1851474
>Oh I've still got fire in my veins brother

You're a beast!
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Alright
230 health gained
160 mp gained

AND

1 new spell

So choose 1
[] Identify *Identify magical items* 10 mp

[]Message *Send a message to someone you know* 5 mp

[] Immolate *A burst of flames flies out of you hand, dealing light fire damage* 25 mp

[] Lightning orb *Throw a ball of lightning, damaging and stunning anything close to it, lasts a couple of seconds* 25 mp

[] Enhance *Increase a spell to a higher level, increasing damage, duration and area, but doubling the cost*

[] Freezing spear *Create and launch a spear of ice, freezing everything in a small area as it shatters* 25 mp


[] Summon lesser monster *Summon a weak monster to aid you in combat* 30 mp

[] Mind eye *Stare into the eyes of the target, attempting to control their mind, effect ends if you break eye contact, can give only simple commands* 40mp

[]Charming touch *Massage good feelings into the target, Not a combat spell, good for quests or recruiting or being friendly, but not much else* 25 mp

[]Return home *return to your set home or base, takes minute or two, cannot move during the spell, or it's cancelled* 100 mp

[] Ground Burst *touch the ground, causing it to burst up under something, causing damage based on the ground type, and potentially tripping them* 30 mp

[] Armor of nothing *create a suit of ghostly armor, giving you a slight boost in defense, its dispelled after it absorbs enough damage* 25 mp

[] Bolt *throw a simple bolt of magical energy at an enemy* 10 mp

or make your own (keep it in reason)
[] Create spell 1d20+learning

Also

3 stat points to assign
[] to anywhere BUT magic

>>1851487
I feel like I can do a ASQ time here! ahaha
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>>1851493
>[] Lightning orb *Throw a ball of lightning, damaging and stunning anything close to it, lasts a couple of seconds* 25 mp
stun is handy

as for stats...

uh 2 to dex to counter the negative we took to it and then...1 speed I wanna be able to roll at high speed while firing off spells
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>>1851493
>[]Return home *return to your set home or base, takes minute or two, cannot move during the spell, or it's cancelled* 100 mp

Good to get this early

>2 learning

>1 dexterity

To get rid of our biggest weakness
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>>1851493
>[] Lightning orb *Throw a ball of lightning, damaging and stunning anything close to it, lasts a couple of seconds* 25 mp
or
>[] Bolt *throw a simple bolt of magical energy at an enemy* 10 mp
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1851493
Create spell
>minor laser
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>>1851501
Also,
2 learning
1 dex
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1851493
2 learning
1 dex

>Arcane spray: a. Spray of elemental energy akin to bolt that can be focused for extra damage or widened for reduced damage but higher AoE.
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>>1851493
>[]Enhance
>+1 Learning
>+2 speed

Was gonna suggest 'create spell' as our created spell, but wasn't sure if that would be legal. XD
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1851493
>[] Create spell 1d20+learning
>Mana beam
Worth a shot? Not really going for it for now.

>2 dex
>1 learning
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>>1851499
I was thinking of getting rid of our dex, and it's smart to do it 1 at a time so we still get a decent boost from our level up

But I thought maybe having faster speed (more attacks) would offset it. Since speed is a stat, and we don't have it in the negative, then I have to assume dex is more limited in this game than in say dnd, maybe it only counts for range or finesse or something. Stealing, perhaps.
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>>1851514
I want to raise it, for guns and bows. Assuming it's for that.
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>>1851514
I think it'll be more speed, but still terrible coordination, or something of the like. I think we should even out our dex before we try to go for stealing and such. But one more level isn't so bad I think.
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>>1851522
>>1851524
Yah, it's not bad. And not only that, but yes, if you want ranged that's dex.

I meant up there that dex would be for that. Ranged, and things like stealing, and that I picked speed to boost our offense since it wasn't negative and right now we're mostly defense.

But yah, I'll be happy if we do the crawl to 0 with dex, too.
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Well, I better make myself a little hardier, and besides having a few levels in war magus is always good, you know since it helps me get some magical firepower without leaving myself to be all squishy. I mean there's a certain high to fighting with low health, but right now I just want to have fun kicking ass and tacking name. Might make a challenge character for myself like that alchemist but...eh that'll get boring fast. Better just do whats exciting, and what can be cooler and more fufilling than zapping dumbasses before I crush their fucking skulls?

"Call me thor bitches" I laugh, as I confirm my new spell, lightning orb perfect for dunking jokes and skill shots. Not to mention stuns are just so....infuriating, and help keep mobs like zombies from swarming me so easily. Which is exactly what I want.

Smiling, I walk back down the curving, spiraling stair way waving out a few more candles as I go and close the class updater as I go, wagging my tail just because I can and I think it has to look cute.

Can't help but grin as I walk out into the sunlit hills, and wave at the tattered and ragedy alchemist who just gives me a burning glare and flips the bird as I walk past him

"Man, you're still mad about that?" I chime in as he grumbles under his breath "Well see you on the road then"

He doesn't respond, which is a shame. Looking up at the blue sky I smile, and look at my map. Thankfully Carolton isn't far from here, don't need to be to mean to the newbies after all. The farms it is in the "Center" of are actually further away and have more mobs.

And that's the next set of quests, helping the country bumpkins and keeping the mayor from having a heart attack....joy.

Walking into the forest, sun light flowing through the branches down my path, the dirt covered cobblestone road covered in fall leaves and random patches of grass and moss, I can see the gates of the town like massive saloon doors proudly displaying the name of the town.

OH! they made the lettering more colorful! that's wonderful, I was getting tired of how washed out signs looked! Should've known they improved when I saw that wizard's tower.

Now, for some mood music.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4tv4rci6PE
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What I do before I go to the mayor npc?
[] Just go right there
[] Make my Npc slave
[] Look for places that would be nice to make my home
[] chat and trade with other players
[] sell my junk
[] lure a naive player to their dooms, for laughs
[] Follow someone out of town, I am getting my fucking killer class back
[] write in

>>1851514
Dexterity: Effects how agile you are, as well as the accuracy of ranged weapons and the damage of some melee ones.
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>>1851534
Speed is good too. We can spin out of harms way, and be the first to attack.
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>>1851543
>[] Look for places that would be nice to make my home
>[] Make my Npc slave

Preferably somewhere out of the way, away from people
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>>1851543
>[] chat and trade with other players
>[] Make my Npc slave

We can't wear chain shirt?
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>>1851543
>[] Just go right there
>[] Make my Npc slave
I wonder... what sort of races/classes are available for the doll... could we get a ghost for some physical immunity and harassment?
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>>1851543

>[]Make NPC maybe I can have it scout, just in case there are some new tricks up ahead - not that expect this first quest to really throw me any loops

>[]Sending NPC ahead (if out) make my way to the last quest item.

>[]Keep my eye out for other players I can mess with along the way.

Thanks for info about dex HM
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>>1851559
>[] Just go right there
Forgot about the quest.
>[]Keep my eye out for other players I can mess with along the way.
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>>1851543
Does killer or assassin have facade of innocence?
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Humming along to the song, I take my time to walk down the path way, no reason in rushing peace until it gets boring after all. Besides I need some soothing after getting a rock thrown in my face and nearly becoming zombie chow. Not really a fun way to start the day in game....and now I remember why I left the sense functions on. Freshly baked bread wafting on the air, mixing with freshly fallen rain and a bit of oil. Ahh, yeah that smells much nicer than it used to, has a nice rural smell to it. But I can't help but think that it'd be better to just add a bit of fire to the mixture....Maybe I could use the oil to start a bit of party in the tavern? oh I love burning those down, mostly cause the rpers always get stuck inside, its hilarious!

Well I can burn it down any time! now I need to focus, I'm going to be making my life long companion and slave and I don't want to waste time remaking them.

I have to make them perfect! Or at least entertaining and cool.

Now, do I want a dude or another girl following me around doing the boring shit I can't be bothered to do. All that repetitive bull crap.

gah

Well?
[] Male
[] Female

and choose their race

[]Humans: No bonus to stats, or negatives. Good for all around classes.

[]Tainted: +50 hp +50 mp, resistant to Fire and Corruption, high health and magic points, Lowered reputation, Immune to healing magic, and weak to holy magic, Has access to a wide variety of subraces/ Advance Races

[]Arcane Elves: +100 MP -50 hp, high learning and magic points , low strength and health

[]Divine Elves: +100 MP -50 hp, high willpower and magic points, low dexterity and health

[]Beast kin: Stats dependent on animal chosen

[] Marsh elves: NO MP +25 hp, Cannot use magic, increased Strength and dexterity, lowered learning, resistant to magic and poison

[] Minotaurs: +100 hp -100 mp, larger than most races, high strength and health, Low dexterity and Magic points

[] Gold Duergar: +0 hp, -50 mp, high learning and dexterity, low Strength and magic points, tiny

[] Iron Duergar: +50 hp +10mp, high Learning and health, low dexterity and willpower, stout

[] Stone Duergar: +100 hp -100 hp, High health strength and willpower, low learning and magic points, weak to light based attacks
>>1851571
Killer, which is one reason Sadie wants it so badly
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>>1851583
>[] Female
>[] Marsh elves: NO MP +25 hp, Cannot use magic, increased Strength and dexterity, lowered learning, resistant to magic and poison

Seems like a good fit for an accomplice
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>>1851583
>[]Male
>[]Minotaur
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>>1851583
>[] Female
>[]Tainted: +50 hp +50 mp, resistant to Fire and Corruption, high health and magic points, Lowered reputation, Immune to healing magic, and weak to holy magic, Has access to a wide variety of subraces/ Advance Races

so... last time when things got real player created npc's and players that worked together prior to the event ended up with in-world histories of how they met and why they work together... so narratively speaking I think us picking up a tainted in our employ would be interesting
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>>1851583
>[] Female
>whichever dueregar is the blacksmith one
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Imagine how intimidating /this/ guy is.
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>>1851597
"Checking out my mcnuggets, Belua chan?"
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We could also ride on his shoulders, it would be hilarious.
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>>1851595
???
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>>1851595
Gold probably
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>>1851602
!!!
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>>1851598
"Always, now mush!"

"Pick up that guy, no that, over there!"

"Now shake him down."

Mahaha!

I guess I could have also used this chance to try and get a fox character
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>>1851608
you can always change your vote
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>>1851583
Male
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>>1851610
I'll wait to see what other votes roll in. Right now the races have no doubles... I think.
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>>1851610
I'll switch to

>Tainted

so we don't have a tie
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>>1851612
Fox
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>>1851629
Oh dang now if I double the male fox we're at a tie again.. but I have to.

>Male Fox

Sorry CU
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>>1851635
It's cool, it just means we have to work to find our love interest
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>>1851635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgXZn_H_QAI

Well, I'll just wait for the tie breaker then
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Just so no one is confused, I think the score is:

Female wins,

Race is tied between tainted and fox at the moment.
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>>1851583
Tiebreaking to Tainted
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>>1851644
>snaps fingers
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>>1851643
Tainted
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>>1851642
Haha that's a great picture HM it DOES look like our MC
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Now you have a friend who basically every other npc will hate

writing
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So what kind of tainted are we going for?
Also, males never.
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>>1851655
I don't remember all the types but I know there were some new ones.
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>>1851654
I was thinking that too, that it would make us a target, or too obvious: <.<; >.>;
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Well. I don't really want to travel around with a guy, mostly because I think that'll make me seem like...well one of those girls who use this game to play dress up. At least with a girl people won't question it as much after they hear my voice. Besides, this way I can make her a hiver queen if I want! since there's no reason not to make her a tainted. Since I'm not playing one it just makes sense.l Not to mention having a living shield to soak up all the corruption damage high level enemies and tainted night spawns spit out will be a godsend. Also I get to have the fun of designing a tainted without having to worry about actually playing one and not being able to heal unless I dip into reaver or madswordsmen. And I can actually see her! And the badass monster woman I turn her into! Oh yeah this is a good idea! I basically get all the benefits of playing a tainted without any of the joy killer negatives or people calling me an edgy idiot, the fucking weebs.

And now comes the hard parts. Deciding what she looks like and what class she'll have, I'm sure I can come up with a name for her easily or just use the randomly generated one


Might

[] Gladiator: 200 hp, starts with 1 defensive and 1 offensive skill

[] Duelist: 200 hp starts with 1 offensive skill and the ability "Taunt then Dodge*, Can only use light armor

[] Iron wall: 240 hp, starts with 2 defensive skills, can wear the heaviest armor and use larger shields

[] Knight of the seven's hammer: 220 HP 150 Mp: Can use holy magic and starts with 1 defensive skill Starts with 3 level 1 spells

[] Mad Swordsman: 180hp Cannot wear Heavy armor or use any non bladed weapons, Starts with 2 offensives skills, if they deal the last HP damage to themselves, they return to life, with increased strength, speed, and lifesteal *The Bloody curse Ability*

Mind

[] Magician: 120 hp, 220 mp. Can use arcane spells, starts with cantrips and 5 first level spells. can use staves and wands

[] Reaver: 140 hp, 200 mp. Can use necromancy, starts with 1 very weak undead minion and the ability of lifestealing, can use knives and scythes

[] Forest tender: 140hp, 180 mp. Can use natural magic, animals are friendly to you, can use bows of all kinds

[] Doctor. 140hp, 200 mp. Can use holy magic, knows how to heal wounds, unable to use weapons. starts with 5 level 1 spells

[] War Magus. 180 Hp, 160 MP, Can use arcane magic and wear armor and shields, starts with cantrips 3 level 1 spells, must be attack based spells

Guile

[]Theives: 160 hp: Can use stealth, can only wear light armor and weapons

[]Inventor: 120 hp: Can create/wield wonderous things and wear light armor

[] Craftsman: 120 hp: Can create items, weapons and gear and weild most of them

[] Alchemist: 100 Hp: Can create potions, poisons and bombs

[] Cook: 160 hp: Can cook monsters in combat, can wield Kitchen weapons and no armor

and
[] any suggestions for appearance
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>>1851658
Well since we're going magic, maybe something a little more physical?

>>1851654
I don't think we'll get much hate from the npcs, shame about the doll though.
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>>1851672
Oh you'll look saintly for staying with the poor suffering soul.
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>>1851670
>[] Reaver: 140 hp, 200 mp. Can use necromancy, starts with 1 very weak undead minion and the ability of lifestealing, can use knives and scythes
That lifesteal so she can heal herself
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>>1851670
>[] Iron wall: 240 hp, starts with 2 defensive skills, can wear the heaviest armor and use larger shields


She can be our tank or our thief, either one is good to me
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>>1851670
>[] Gladiator: 200 hp, starts with 1 defensive and 1 offensive skill
This gets us brawler, right? Later on fancy fist?
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>>1851670
>[] Iron wall: 240 hp, starts with 2 defensive skills, can wear the heaviest armor and use larger shields
or
>[] Reaver: 140 hp, 200 mp. Can use necromancy, starts with 1 very weak undead minion and the ability of lifestealing, can use knives and scythes

I forgot what tainted are supposed to look like... so i'll just post stuff that might work?
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>>1851670
>[]Reaver

'May as well go for more minions and meatshields, plus I have a theme going on here.'

Cook is tempting too, because I think it would be hilariously useless and degrading just to have her around to cook good meals for us. XD
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>>1851686
pitch black demon people. At least the standard tainted
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hmm gazer varient?
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>>1851689
No those are demons.

Tainted tend to be pale as it works like a sickness of the body, mind and soul.

>>1851693
Could work
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>>1851693
I guess gazer reaper will do for now.
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>>1851695
I thought Krovy was black as opal. Huh
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>>1851695
oh pale? hmm I think I have some things that can work
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>>1851686
This appearance is nice. >>1851689 If that's the case maybe just change her skin/eyes/hair colors to reflect that. Like yellow eyes and black skin with mm... white I guess it would have to be hair. Violet would also work for the eyes, with white hair, or alternately pinkish hair with yellow eyes and black skin, would be kinda cool, but then we'd have to change the color of the clothes too because that would clash with this greenish blue.

Also that hat has got to go no matter what.

We can buy her a tophat too so it's cute and hilarious that we both wear one. Hers can be smaller. And white maybe!
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>>1851701
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>>1851693
>>1851701
These are all really good suggestions actually
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>>1851686
I like this uniform style for the maid, maby make it more maidish.
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>>1851711
Nice style, I like the rhytm of her hair mimicking the cape.
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>>1851711
Thats good too.
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oh we're making a Maid Wall? there was a log horizon character like that... the one that was a bot before the event
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>>1851716
Stop making my heart hurt anon, if our new necromancer maid is anywhere near as pure as her I swear to god...
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>>1851721
Im good with maid wall
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>>1851721
ah here she is
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oh wait Reavers winning?
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>>1851683
Changing to iron wall
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>>1851729
She'll be a maid either way, and isn't that what really matters?
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>>1851722
I will only draw her pure from now on. Just to make you feel bad CU. HAHAhaha j/k
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>>1851729
She can be iron wall reaver maid.
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>>1851733
She'd better have that cute mask 6O wore! God that game did things to me...
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I'm good with Iron wall or Reaver
the Hexer from Etrian Odyssey is perfect for the Reaver though
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>>1851738
though I suspect whatever we choose their appearance will change drastically when they go full monster
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heres another option if we go iron wall
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>>1851737
Which game? Even I'm stumped on this one! Show me pic
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So if you go iron wall you'll have two high defense characters

but one will have no ability to heal
if you go reaver

You'll have one blaster mage with high defense
and a minion master who can life drain from enemies
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>>1851758
Nier Automata, the character is Operator 6O, further proof that robots can be adorable cinnamon buns

>>1851760
I'll change to reaver
>Reaver
plus it gets us even more of a party, hell I even have a pic for what the zombie minion could look like if we want a cuteish one
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>>1851758
It's called Neir Automata, and it's probably one of the best games of the year. It's one of those stories that likes to fuck with you, psychologically and emotionally, I highly recommend it
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>>1851760
I'll change to

>Reaver

as well, I like the art we can use for that class more anyway
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>>1851766
Oh noice! Yorha 2b looks a little bit like Bright Star.
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>>1851760
I don't our character is going to stay highly defensive for long
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>>1851771
Only a little older and minus the optimism
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>>1851776
I don't know who that is, but I'm glad you like her! I feel like you would get a kick out of the character designs as well, lots of weird sort-of-Victorian outfits for the main cast
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Alright, lets work on the class first. Since I already know what she should be! I want my zombie armies back, and my easy acess to the undead races if I don't want to go fairy or gearkin with this character. Not to mention giving her life steal will keep her alive, annoy my enemies, and keep me from having to pay to resurrect her every other battle like all those fucktards who think tainted can play well or at all without mad swordsman or reaver level at low levels. At least once you get to the advance races their crippling weaknesses practically vanish. Depending on what I choose for her of course....Hmm, I don't want to be too loud with her. I mean I'm already pretty badass looking and a slave should be beneath their master. Besides I can still work a lot of idea even if I make her plain. Maybe I can make her gloomy and goth? that'd fit a reaver certainly, and a tainted....I'm thinking I'll go with an eldritch flavor, since well no one ever seems to go for eldritch because fairies are just so much better at being wizards so why not step away from the crowd and have a memorable servant?

Besides they get eldritch magic, and if I want to make her a proper Eldritch, that'll be so cool! no one ever uses that stuff! I could surprise so many people! and have fun without having to slog through the same old tainted leveling I've done soooo many times. Ah, I don't know why I didn't do this before, maybe because griefing is a bit harder to pull off when you have a noisy npc following you around...but what can you do.

But I know its going to be even funner having a slave to help me in my mayhem and destruction, I just know it. Not to mention she'll make it much easy to farm. I mean sure I can go pirate for the same effect, but hey this is easier and I can enjoy it sooner and thus for a longer time.

"Alright!" I say, snapping the dolls neck as I finish up customizing my little maid "that should be it"

"I have come from the land of dreams" the glowing figure it becomes says as I toss it to the floor "Speak my name and call me forth"

"Ooooh" I say leaning up to the blinding light, wincing so my eyes don't dry up "There's a personality system now? Used to have to program that in yourself by writing all their responses out"

Choose her name
[] well

and her personaility
[] distant
[] shy
[] Little sister
[] Loyal reverence
[] Monstrous
[] airheaded
[] Yandere
[] Scaredy cat
[] Crude
[] Obedient
[] Creepy
[] Pitiful
[] Stoic
[] Make my own *write in*
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>>1851787
Thanks, checked them out, I especially liked that 2b design. It's beautiful.

Bright Star was the char from my magic girl quest - she looked really close to that design, white hair with a really close cut, but her eyes were blue, her body younger in proportions/look, and if you changed that costume from black to white, and got rid of the eye covering.

She didn't have boots either, but slippers.
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>>1851792
>Tsundere, but obedient when it is important
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>>1851792
>Kepa

>[] Loyal reverence

My idea for her "Backstory" for when the game actually starts is that we saved her from a slow rotting death at the hands of a town that refused to acknowledge her, let alone feed her, and she's been our dutiful servant in all things ever since. A little quiet though...

Do with that what you will, just thought I'd add it in.
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>>1851808
Ah, I see. Well if you can, and you like the genre, you should definitely buy it! Guard your feels well though Draw Friend, because if you don't Neir will take them and lovingly throttle you with them...
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>>1851792
>[] Loyal reverence
Or stoic
Somewhat quiet
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>>1851792
>Viai
>[] shy
or
>[] Loyal reverence
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>>1851792
>Erret

>[]Loyal reverence
>[]Scaredy cat (personality conflict between loyalty and fear makes for good reading. Maybe we can make excuse that it'll keep her alive.)
>[]Creepy
>[]Odd
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>not going for tsundere
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>>1851820
Aah, that sounds good and it looks good too. Arpg by square.. but my comp would die trying to play it.

I'll try to remember it though maybe a buddy has it for ps4 and I can check it out.
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>>1851836
Good luck Draw Friend, it's well worth it, trust me
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>>1851827
seconding this
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Alright, writing

https://pastebin.com/nzqmmqm3
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>>1851847
>https://pastebin.com/nzqmmqm3
Interrestting
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>>1851840
Thanks for letting me know about it CU

>>1851842
Ty for second woo!

>>1851847
HM Thanks for the thread tonight, I've got to go to bed or my ability to sleep will drop to zero by going past the point of no return, it's 3:50am here - but a friday so. Is okay.

Have a good night you beast, and to everyone else too! Look forward to reading final parts of the thread later~
NN
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>>1851862
Good night Draw Friend, hope you get to play Neir!
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"Erret" I say clearly, writing it out as quickly as I can, too impatient to wait as I click on the proper attitude for a slave with a press of my thumb. Loyal reverence, I want my minion to look up to me both literally and figuratively. Since I did make her only four feet and eight inches tall...mostly so she'd be shorter than me and because four plus eight makes twelve which is four times three. Magic and death....if your Japanese at least. Man I need another hobby besides making reference in my video game characters...besides actually playing these video games and griefing in them of course. Still can't wait to see the little midget it all her short glory, she's around the perfect height to make my cape flow manually. And She's adorable in a creepy sort of....cthuluesc way. I dunno, still! why is it taking so long for her to finish loading! this better not be lag! I've only leveled up once! there's still so much I wanna do today~! this isn't...

"Ah, my master, I've missed you so! I will follow you to my end, if only to serve and learn from your kind soul. You are the light in my darkness, my master.....you have not abandoned me though I walk in this tainted body, and so I shall serve you with it, until I can no longer!"

She smiles, as the light turns black and cracks with a shriek. She looks up at me with her glassy eyes, flicking her split tongue out as she adopts the ideal stance I set for her, holding her scythe behind her back.

"What are we doing here?"she asks "Shouldn't we continue on before I am found? I don't want to be a burden....I can hide away if it'd be easier....do you require my aid, my master"

"Well aren't you a little bootlicker?" I laugh, ruffling her hair as she looks up at me and smiles from under her scarf "Come on we have a message to deliever"

"A city of peasants? Oh I don't want to step within, but I have nothing to fear by yourside, I know you will not lead me astray" She mumbles, stepping closer to me as i finally walk into the town and head straight for the mayor's house, ignoring all the players lazing around and chatting with eachother about grouping up, forming orders or going to dungeons or on cooperative quests. And I ignore npcs trying to flag me down since I know I can do their quests whenever I want to and I really don't want to end up getting sidetracked by their useless bullshit before I finish the current pointless crap.

I whistle, walking past a man walking out of the office in heavy armor.

"I don't think I should trespass here" Erret says "But I won't leave your side if you wish me here"

"Hmm, maybe shouldn't have made her before I walked into town" I say to myself as I walk past the secretary, who's filing papers and not the one I have to talk to but I know I'll be sent to her after the mayor has his little fit.
cont

>>1851862
good night
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What are you guys listening to tonight?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwkO1y4bTEE
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>>1851872
Energetic trickster type stuff for the most part

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkYw5mYkg7s
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>>1851862
Night.
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>>1851866

"Ah, you! You!" the pig like man calls out "Another beast kin? Oh by the seven that eases my worries, but not by much! this place is in chaos! You're cornibus' apprentice yes? He said you were recently free from your apprentice ship! Free to trade and work your magic wherever you please! I PLEAD WITH YOU HELP M....US! People are going missing the night! crops wither and ferments in the sun for no natural reason, the livestock are hungering for man than grain or being torn apart by....something! A thief or band of them is loose! they've been taking what they wish while we struggle against the darkness falling around us! I...I can't do this myself! every day... the guards bring more reports and none of them line up together! please...ease the burdens on m....the people's back, banish their fear.

I nod and accept the quest with a dull yes

"....I smell taint in the air" Erret says following behind me, her robes dragging on the ground like mine

"Yeah, no shit" I giggle "Man, I love this starting arc, its like a old b scifi movie set in fantasy land, its just so much dumb"

"Oh, the mage? the one who just got her staff?" the red headed, larged breasted and hipped secretary says, licking her feathered pen "Well, we need you at the farms now....the Anitstan farm to be precise, as they've completely vanished, so find and"

"Kill whatever killed them" I repeat as I walk out of the building and make an instant bee line for the farm.

Wonder if they'll be alive. Last time they'd always spawn dead but apparently that was a mistake....still might be able to loot them if I get there as they spawn in. Not like they have anything good but it'd be a fun little

I blink, the dirt road and trees in front of me suddenly bending and twisting around as their colors go all....all weird and fu...fu.

I shake my head and take another step, hanging on my servant as every color begins to blur and the sounds around me meld together and begin to sound like another language. I groan, trying to pry off the immersion set as my stomach begins to cry.

My hands slip as everything begins to turn to static and white noise set over an ugly blur of browns and blacks.
....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7F97e4ZOHc
....

My face is warm, I can smell blood. Everthing else is cold. My fingers are dug in mud and it feels like I'm trying to breath with a car parked ontop of me. did I pass out while playing? did I end up playing too long again? why's my head hurt so much. I wanna lie down and go to bed, but I feel like I'd just die if I did. Why do I feel so terrible, I was feeling perfectly fine just a minute ago.

"Master Belua!" A soft, scared voice yells at me as my vision begins to come back, along with all my other sense "Are you alright? you're bleeding! did you sense something I missed! I'm sorry I wasn't more perceptive! Maybe we should send for the master's master....you are alright, right my master?"
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IT BEGINS!
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>>1851905
The wait is killing me
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>>1851889
Get our lawyer on speed dial, I'm suing everybody! So much money~
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>>1851889

"What?" I ask as I look up and see my slave Npc Erret sitting on my chest with a look of panic on my face "What the hell just...did they program a scripted event like that? what kind of assholes would?"

"They?" She asks frowning in confusion "do you think the cause of this villages troubles are tainted things like me?"

What?

I stare at her as she tries to help me up

"Come on master, I know you need rest but if you're in danger we need to leave this area" She says quickly, in a worried hurry "before we're struck again, or I'm found and forced to leave you....master, are you okay?"

I blink....why is she tearing up? they're only supposed to have flavor diolague

"Oh! you must be figuring out what manner of foul spell struck you down!" She says, smiling as I blank out "What a wise woman you are! I will try and prevent a repeat, for that was taint it is better a creature like myself take the brunt of its foul touch rather than risk you being contaminated by it"

"What the fuck" I say as I try to step away from her, a little scared now as I fall backward as my head starts to blank up again

"Master!" She yells as I fall on my back, holding my head "No...no, is it happening again? Cowards must know they can't stand by a heart as pure as yours, and flee from its light"

I stare at the warming, almost burningly bright smile

".....I...I" I blabber, trying to understand what's going on "Uh...I...I need some fresh air"

"What?....I know the air here is unclean but...maybe I'm immune to the effects because of my curse?" She says, getting off of me and sitting in front of my like a dog guard as I slowly piece together what's going on with my broken brain

"Wait, you're Erret!" I yell at her, pointing accusingly at her as she frowns

"Who else would I be? I am....still myself despite the foulness in my veins" She says sticking out her tongue "Did you forget? I have been by your side ever since you protected me, spared my life and showed me kindness despite the monster I am becoming. I am in your debt, my master....did you actually forget"


I squint at her and

Wait, what's wrong with my Hud.

"Master"

I reach for my immersion set

and feel my hair

"Master! are you being attacked again!" the Weird demon child yells as I scream and try to remove my headset and nothing happens again, besides my hands shaking as I stop thinking from fear and panic.

NO no no no. this can't be real. this has to be a dream or caffeine hallucination! there's no way this is possible, this is like one of those stupid mangas about losers suddenly becoming studs in a new world! but...But in da'ta!?

DA'TA IS A FUCKING SHITHOLE

if...if what I think happened happened then...then I am in...without my...which means that I am..

I am..in...with...uh

Why...why can't I breath right, everything's getting fuzzy again

"Master!"

I'm going to sleep....maybe It will be just a dream....urrrrrgh

and we'll end here
I've archived
and I will answer questions
cont
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>>1851927


ALSO
Might run this again this week

Maybe even tomorrow
if I do I will say so on twitter and use this thread

if I don't then it'll be next week
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>ending at the good part
Can't fucking wait for the next update! You are a gift to man HM!
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>>1851927
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Oh man, I can't wait for next thread, see you then!
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eagerly anticipating the next session~
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>>1851931
Hey might happen tomorrow if I am up for it
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>>1851927
I'm surprised the alchemists didn't just restart his character, and just get his shoes and potions back. Or end up locked out by the system, while it does it's thing
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>>1851937
well it wasn't much but he didn't want to go through chargen again and maybe lose his name
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>>1851941
Well, I'm sure he made the right decision in being as he is now.
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Can we become a gish eventually?
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>>1852003
gish?

also continuing this in 7 hours at the usual time
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>>1852124
I think a gish is a swordsman-mage combo character

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Gish
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>>1852257
Ah, of course
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Character sheet: https://pastebin.com/rV2HHCtZ
Other char's: https://pastebin.com/nzqmmqm3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgXZn_H_QAI
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Erret, the girl tainted by the record of the night sky
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I do not know what is wrong with my kind master. Today was ordinary before now. I had done my duty to repay my endless debt towards her and followed her as she decided to seek her own path away from her master, who while not as kind hearted as her still allowed a thing like me to stay at his own abode. that was more than any other had done besides Miss Pangolynn herself, who had taken me as her dear acolyte and let me remain by herside despite what foulness had sunk into my blood...the very essence of the sins of man.

I glance over my shoulder warily, just thinking the word makes me uneasy. Did they see my face? did they smell my corrupted soul? I can't let them know or they might hurt my master who's.

I blink, my eyes refusing to cry as they have done for so long. My worried fed thoughts continue, they might hurt my most caring master for acknowledging me instead leaving me to rot from the foulness that pumps in my veins and seeps in my bones.

And Lady Belua has been injured some how! some force has attacked her with strange magic! shaken up her mind and made it all warbly. Concussed and confused my most gentle master as we sought out our selfless works to help these people. And I don't know what happened to her or what to do! she's lying here clutching her head and mumbling to herself like she did before, excitedly and now almost frantically. The few glimpses of her eyes I see are blood shot and tired, like something has sapped her energy. I focus on them so I do not dwell on the scent of the blood still dripping down her lip.

What do I do, what do I do? the mantra in my head repeats again and again as I try to ignore the shadows pulling out to my heart all around me. She had trouble speaking before she fell back down, and looked confused and scared.

My master would never feel such things unless another planted the seeds in her! that must be it! they attacked her mind to keep her away from their vile workings! A crude spell, of course that's why she's been so hurt and is acting so oddly, she's struggling off the calls of panic and pressures of her mind.

T...that would explain what happened to her just now yes? it seems like what happened to me but...I don't know much magic beyond the black arts my darkened blood has given me.

She's going to be okay right? I ask the emptiness in my head and for once get know garbled response.

I don't know....I need to help her but what do I do? The villagers know nothing of her current plight but

CORNIBUS! Grand master Cornibus! he's a wise man, his knowledge is larger than the library he tends for the royal academy! He must know of a way to banish my lady's ailment!

I star down the muddy street, filled with common and not so common looking drunks....down the forest where we had lived until now.
cont
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>>1852670

But....if I leave her she might be struck again...might be hurt or attacked while she's in this state.

And if the people see my black veins they might think I am the cause of their woes. At that thought my already cold blood turns to ice, and I chew on the end of my gloves to try and ease my crying heart.

Slowly my eyes drift back to my master as she grabs at her hair, her scaled tail dragging through the dust and dirt, her hat laying abandoned above her head.

"Master?" I ask again, hopeful the sudden oddness had passed from her and left her...her again?
....
Sadie/ Belua, currently having a mental break down?
.....

"Master?" That soft, airy voice rings in my ears again as I try not to scream and run off as much as my feet want me to. My eyes are burning and so is my head, but it feels like they're finally cooling down enough to let me think for a godamned second or two so I can figure out what the hell just happened to me and if any fucker did it! it feels like I just got hit on the head! and for real! My stomach is still turning and the only thing I can feel right now is how whoozy I am.

Did the immersion set just short circuit? break?Malfunction? Did that salty grease ball from earlier mess with it to try and fry my brain?!?!

No, that's just paranoia sadie. Calm down girl, deep breaths, just like when I get too excited, remember to breath and actually think for a second. I sit up, slowly dragging my hands down my face, and the second they leave my eyes and move down my cheeks, I see that Npc I made like five minutes ago.

Erret, looking much more panicky than she ever should since...since every npc in this game has a feature that stops them from responding to anything immersion breaking. I always had fun messing with that...but why isn't it wor...why isn't she following it?

And why is she crying....grey?

She wipes her face and keeps staring at me as silent as a statue

What do I say?
[]Erret? are...are you alive
[] Okay, this must just be a malfunction of the set, I'm sure an administrator is going to come here with god powers and unplug me any second now
[] Did the severs crash?
[] Oh, must've...must've been an patch...in game...even though that's impossible...oh.
[] What's going on?
[] Can...can you get me some water please
[] Stop looking at me like that! its so creepy!
[] I need some aspirin
[] Alright, must've just hallucinated....come of you stupid helmet thing!
[] OH this is just a dream right?
[] write in
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That was fast.
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>>1852674
>[X]Erret? are...are you alive
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>>1852674
>[]Erret? are...are you alive
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>>1852674
>[]Erret? are...are you alive

Wow, earlier than I though it would be
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>>1852674
>[]Erret? are...are you alive
>[] Okay, this must just be a malfunction of the set, I'm sure an administrator is going to come here with god powers and unplug me any second now
>[] Did the severs crash?

GG TCS system, can't wait to get you back.
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>>1852699
I may have slightly miscalculated.
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>>1852709
It's cool, I'm just glad I got here in time. Here's to Sadie using her fuckery powers for good! Or whatever we wind up doing anyway
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Any chance we're going to tell Cornibus about the game world? We could get really useful information that would help out latter on.
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>>1852674
>[]Erret? are...are you alive
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>>1852731
Besides, the npc will find out sooner or later. Don't forget about that rival slaver nation next door. I think it's better to tell someone who's friendly first, who can make moves to protect the players before anyone else finds out. Or, just to help ourselves, depending on how we want to play.
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But she isn't as still as one. She's moving, I can see her breathing which is something npcs only did if they were important or stuck around long enough for it to be noticed...wait did they? I never saw anyone complaining about it and I never payed attention. I lean closer to her, pushing the question of if she was breathing before into the back of my mind and just look as closely to her as I can. She doesn't move, until I wave my hand in front of her face, and she blinks and winces as I move my hand a bit closer.

"Erret?" I ask slowly, feeling myself starting to blush already as I start to get embarrassed at what I'm about to do already "Are you"

She tilts her head like a curious puppy, smiling happily with a look of relief clear on her face,

"Are you alive?" I ask, slowly pulling my hand away from her as she frowns and all that relief turns to muddy confusion Like I just told a joke that went right over her head

"Just because I control the dead, doesn't mean my heart doesn't beat" She says, her frown lessening "Or....did you think I passed just now? Did you see anything master? You collasped suddenly and....were acting odd, were you just seeing things?"

"Uh"I say, pressing the back of my knuckle to my lips

"...If you need anything I'll be happy to help you find it" She says happily and proudly "Fainting like that is always a bad sign, so of course even one as great as yourself would need some care"

What do I do?
[] tell her I'm fine, and figure out what the hell is going on
[] Make sure I still have all my stuff
[] Ask the other players if they're seeing this shit
[] Fuck, I really am in da'ta........oh no
[] Talk to another npc...just to be sure
[] Go finish the quest I was given to clear my head
[] Run back to the wizard's tower
[] Ask her what she remembers of the day
[] I think I need some cold water, if you wouldn't mind
[] write in
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>>1852744
RAZLITHUR

WHERE THE WINE IS HOT
THE WOMEN ARE HOTTER
AND THE BRANDINGS FUCKING BURN
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>>1852745
>[] Make sure I still have all my stuff
>[] Ask the other players if they're seeing this shit
>[] Fuck, I really am in da'ta........oh no
>[] Ask her what she remembers of the day
>[] tell her I'm fine, and figure out what the hell is going on
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>>1852745
>[] Make sure I still have all my stuff
>[] Ask her what she remembers of the day
>[] Fuck, I really am in da'ta........oh no
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>>1852745
>[X] tell her I'm fine, and figure out what the hell is going on
>[X] Make sure I still have all my stuff
>[X] Ask the other players if they're seeing this shit
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>>1852745
>[] Make sure I still have all my stuff
>[] Ask the other players if they're seeing this shit
>[] Fuck, I really am in da'ta........oh no
>[] Ask her what she remembers of the day
>[] tell her I'm fine, and figure out what the hell is going on
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>>1852746
Oh yeah, we might want to blow them to hell before the daemon army marches, one less group of crazy assholes to deal with. And having a country run by players would probably help a lot of people in the long run
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>>1852745
>[] tell her I'm fine, and figure out what the hell is going on
>[] Make sure I still have all my stuff
>[] Ask the other players if they're seeing this shit
>[] Fuck, I really am in da'ta........oh no
Sci-fi setting would have been better.
>[] Ask her what she remembers of the day
>[] Run back to the wizard's tower
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>>1852745
>[] Make sure I still have all my stuff
>[] Ask her what she remembers of the day
>[] I think I need some cold water, if you wouldn't mind
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>>1852753
Let's just hope there are no misunderstanding that would kill off any of the players who would actually do a good job of running the place.
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>>1852754
>[] I think I need some cold water, if you wouldn't mind
Don't know how I missed that.
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>>1852773
It'll be fine, What happened in the game is one thing but I doubt there will be any problems with our actual past while everyone is having a crisis
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>>1852783
I don't think Sadie wants to rule a country. It would be boring.
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>>1852792
Maybe, but fucking around with invaders and teaching an army of former npcs in the art of fuckery might be cool for awhile. That and shepherding in player refugees. Until it becomes boring that is
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>>1852792
Oh yeah, would be nice if we find a collective conscious, pretty sure those would do a great job. If they exist.

>>1852796
Suppressing rebellions and guerrilla tactics might be fine.
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"I'm fine, okay? Feeling real peachy" I say slowly, to try and sound calm and under control so she doesn't get suspicious of me freaking out and losing my mind and shit again.

"Peachy?" She asks, frowning as I smile and nod, oh guess it would make sense that she wouldn't know what peachy means...I think? Not sure what to think anymore actually

"it means I'm feeling excellent right now, just had a bit of a fall" I say smiling as she flashes one back to me, seemingly taking my word more seriously than what she just saw

"Oh....so I was worried about nothing, that is...that is actually good" She says, hanging her head as she pulls her scarf up "So....are we going to check in on that farm now?"

"Yeah, I just need to check on a few things in town first" I say casually as I can, wandering back into the muddy streets as I notice the other players all looking as confused as I am...seems like I didn't get hit as hard though, since most of them are still picking themselves up from the ground, covered in mud or worse. Alright, so I can't ask them if they know what's going on until they wipe the vomit off of themselves cause I don't want to talk to someone while smelling their bile.

"Say" I say, as I sit pulling my red backpack around in front of me, trying to ignore my tail as I brush as few stray hairs out of my eyes "What do you remember of this morning?"

"Uh, are you sure you're okay? I can get you a warm and wet cloth if you'd like" Erret says softly but urgently

"Yes I'm sure, I'm just curious, since something strange has clearly happened to us" I bluff, as I dig through my bottomless pack and sigh in relief as I shift my hands through the swirling blue expanse....okay at least I still have everything I did before, that's at least one good thing that's happened since...what ever that was

"Oh, I woke up early to prepare your bath, Cornibus told me to make oats with berries and honey for his breakfast....you woke up and spent most of the morning being lectured" She repeats, like I just opened a book "You said I could rest while you gathered the grandmaster's medicinal herbs for the morning, go into an argument with one of the alchemist apprentices....came back a few minutes later and said we needed to go deliever a letter, and that I should pack in case we didn't come back....then we came here and I've really haven't liked that since....well you know. Am I missing something? Was I the one who's weird?"

I look at her as she pulls her hood closer around her eyes, they have a sad....guilty puppy look to them

So I can't help myself but to smile the best I can and pat her back, making her jump

"No, I was just making sure you remembered is all" I say, as sweetly as I can as she looks at me oddly

"....you're acting like cornibus now" She says, pouting as I walk over to the one group of players not flat on their ass or struggling to pull of their headsets...these five are, but they're at least standing and talking.
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>>1852809

Lets see

a minotaur, a Iron druegar, Marsh elf and two normal guys

"Yo, do any of you guys know what the hell going on here" I ask as I step close to them and lower my voice to a whisper as I glance at Erret who's tugging and clawing at her sleeves now "And are you seeing this shit or is it just me"

"I just got slapped for looking at a farm girl's ass, so you tell me" the minotaur says, rubbing his cheek as the dwarf....sorry iron druegar woman grunts

"Told you to stop being a pervert" She grumbles angrily "and yeah, the npcs never used to act like that...guess she was a bit more of a shock than the shopkeep shaking you awake"

"Yeah, a little bit...she apparently knows me from before this happened or something" I mumble, lowering my voice even more as Erret stays a respectful distance away from me "and she's treating me like I'm a.."

Yeah don't say god

"Well, some kind of saint" I say, covering my mouth as they all look at her

"That's weird as fuck" the marsh elf with the goatee says, grooming it as he glance around Us "don't think they upgraded...everything?"

"No" the bald black man says "We all fainted like bitches and...well you know what we felt, like we just pounded back a bottle of vodka followed by dish soap"

"Yeah" the other one who looks straight out of an crappy 80s ninja movie says "that's one way to put it....god you okay?"

Oh he's talking to me

"You're bleeding" He adds, reaching towards me on instinct as I move to bat his hand away

"No its nothing don't" I try to say before Erret huffs

"She's fine" she says stubbornly, making me smirk and giggle

"See, its fine....at least I just got a bloody nose...so I'm guessing you can't take your helmets off?" I ask quietly as the marsh elf and Minotaur hang their heads and the dw...Iron Druegar woman just nods

"Nearly pulled my ears off trying" Baldy says as master wong laughs

"I gave up after the first attempt" He says trying to make himself laugh, before he stops and just goes a lighter shade of pale

"Not to mention none of menus work" minotaur says, as both me and mister chang look at him like he's retared

"most maybe, but the friends list and cash shop are working for me at the least, haven't checked anything else" I say frowning as the ninja guy nods

"I mean, still have....a bit of my hud" He says shrugging as the other three look at us like we're babbling about aliens "What?"

"Master? what are you talking about? do they know anything about the farm the mayor asked us to check on?" Erret asks curiously as I shrug

"Not sure, and we can't go talking about stuff like that, might cause a panic" I say, my last word making her hang her head, like I just scolded her

"Wait, what classes are you two?" the prude asks as me and mr ninja glance at her and

"Oh...." I say nodding "I think I figured out what's going on here, I have magic and he has....weeb crap"

"No offense taken" He says, sounding pretty damn offended

"I'm a mad swordsman" the bald guy says
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>>1852839

"Iron wall" Shorty says with a grin

"....Duelist" the minotaur says, crossing his arms with a huff "I don't get why you're acting so down about this, its obvious what happened"

"Yeah, pretty clear" the ninja sighs "Seems like we're trapped in the game...or the world of it, maybe?"

"Fucking cheap as bullshit" Baldy grumbles

"How can you be so upset about this?" shorty as I just sigh in resignation and cup my hands around my mouth and groan what we're...well at least I'm thinking

"Fuck...I really am in da'ta" I say pausing as the cow man and midget both look at me like I just spat on both of them "oh no"

"Yeah, and that's awesome" Bull man says...if that's a joke I don't think its funny "We're in fantasy land"

"Seriously, why are you three not excited about this?" Shorty asks as Erret stomps her feet in boredom.

What do I do?
[] Stay with the other players and make sure we're on the same page here
[] RANT as to why this is not awesome
[] "Calmly" explain why being in da'ta is bad
[] Heeey would you guys mind helping me with something? Cause I don't want shadow demons this close to someplace I am as cool as that sounds
[] Right, well I'm going to go curl up in a ball, have fun
[]Di...did either of you read the lore
[]....wait I could scam people so easily right now.
[] Okay I've heard everything I need to know, thanks for your time and come on Erret we need to...do stuff
[] write in
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>>1852854
>[]"Calmly"..
>[]Consider curling into a ball but then think, .... wait, I could scam people so easily right now.
>[]SCAM PEOPLE, ITS WHAT WE DO.
>[]Also, while I'm stuck here in the game I might as well finish the quest while I mull over this means.. AFTER SCAMMING PEOPLE.

But don't scam them too hard, juuuust in case we're really stuck here for a while... might not be as easy to get away with something serious.
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>>1852854
>[]Di...did either of you read the lore
>[] "Calmly" explain why being in da'ta is bad
>[] Right, well I'm going to go curl up in a ball, have fun
>[]....wait I could scam people so easily right now.

It'll take a minute for the asshole tendencies to wear off, but they will eventually
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>>1852854
>[]Di...did either of you read the lore
>[] RANT as to why this is not awesome
>[] Heeey would you guys mind helping me with something? Cause I don't want shadow demons this close to someplace I am as cool as that sounds
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>>1852854
>[] Right, well I'm going to go curl up in a ball, have fun
>[]Di...did either of you read the lore
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>>1852854
>[]Di...did either of you read the lore
>[] "Calmly" explain why being in da'ta is bad
>[] Stay with the other players and make sure we're on the same page here
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>>1852809
>"....you're acting like cornibus now"
Interesting.

>>1852854
>I prefer Sci-fi
>[] "Calmly" explain why being in da'ta is bad
>[]Di...did either of you read the lore
>[] Okay I've heard everything I need to know, thanks for your time and come on Erret we need to...do stuff

Not sure what will happen now, but I would like to make fun of the "girls" before we leave.
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>>1852860
As long as we don't kill people we can still be a bit of a brat. Hopefully we won't be the ones to find out death is serious first hand through our own shenanigans.
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>>1852871
>Not sure what will happen now, but I would like to make fun of the "girls" before we leave.


First step, look for anyone groping themselves in a bathroom, or in general
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>>1852854
[X]Di...did either of you read the lore
[X] Okay I've heard everything I need to know, thanks for your time and come on Erret we need to...do stuff
We play this for fun right? Lets go do the thigs we were doing and hope the people from the real world gets us out of here
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>>1852874
Nah, killing people would be too far right now, we don't know of rez spells still work or not. Well I do, but Sadie doesn't. but other than that we can wreak some mischief I think
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>>1852871
>[]....wait I could scam people so easily right now.
Wonder if we can make some money "fixing" the genders.
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>>1852881
yah, that's what I meant - as long as we don't kill people we can still be a bit of a brat. like you said, or tendencies won't have completely worn off
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>>1852883
I'm guessing we can "fix" them before the "remembering". After that, it's probably too late for them.
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My eye twitches. I might be a griefer, but I actually like this game! and the lore in it because of how interesting it can be and badass! like did they not even look up anything? I know its kind of obscure and nerdy, but come on at least know what you're talking about before you talk like this! I mean a part of me wants to say the same, but I read quest text when I actually did them!

"are you" Cow man, shorty and erret begin to ask before I clap my hands together and try not to explode, yelling at them for being so fucking stupid

"Di..did you even read the lore?" I ask slowly as the ninja suddenly bites his hands, sounds like he realized it to and nearly screamed fuck

"They aren't magicians or magus judging by their dress...so I wouldn't say so" Erret says bluntly, not understanding what's going on

"Don't" I say holding my hand up as Baldly glares at her "we're in a crisis here, but seriously, neither of you read anything"

"No, I just got this game" the minotaur says, crossing his arms like that's offensive or some crap

"Eh, he pulled me in with him said it was pretty cool" Shorty says as I nod and pinch the bridge of my nose

"Okay, well bare with me here cause I'm about to ruin your day and life" I say slowly, backing a step away with my hands held up "See you seem to be acting like this world is all rainbows and flowers, and yeah at a glance it is, but it is seriously messed up! do you even know about taint! what about just the monsters you'll find around low....places like this? You don't seem to realize how bad we have it, I don't want to rude with this since that's a little mean even for me. But this isn't awesome! there are house cats the size of horses

"Awesome" Shorty says as I shake my head

"They eat people and catch on fire" I say angrily "There are giant, sometimes adorable bugs that are sentient but don't see anything wrong with eating people, just being in the wrong place will turn you into a monster, as will a lot of other crap and it is....painful, I feel sorry for all the...oh"

"What?" Erret asks frowning as she watches me lecture these idiots

Oh...I kind of made erret a tainted didn't I...oh that's kind of terrible for her, that's more than a little bad for her

"Oh...ohkay, point is, Da'ta is not a nice place to be in, there's a lot of bad things here which you wouldn't see from the surface, like say the fact the dead can rise of their own accord if enough sin is committed to close to bodies or I dunno the fact knights will burn down villages just to be sure or" I begin to get a bit ranty

"I don't think they care to know" Erret says "or know what we seek"

"What she's saying is we're fucked" Mcninja says

".....I dunno I want one of those cats" baldly says the minotaur suddenly looks really small as shorty looks terrified and

"I mean I do to, I'm just not dumb enough to think they're harmless, riding one of them would be badass" I whisper so Erret doesn't get suspicious again

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>>1852915
"But seriously, if you treat this like WoW you'll going to....fuck"

"Realized it to?"Ninja asks as I nod

"Yeah, just realized the rules are different here and...okay yeah, I need to be careful and oh" I say wincing as he sighs

"Yeah, just realized that myself" He says as the Minotaur and midget remain silent, looking around all paranoid now

"These bodies are" I say looking at the black nails on my hands, and the scales on my arms "Ours"

there's a moment of silent as Baldy, ninja, and me look at eachother

"Badass" I purr as I swish my tail around

"....you're a weird girl" Ninja says

"You're a weeb" I spit back out of habit

"Maybe we should have Cornibus check you over, just to be sure...if you don't mind my master" Erret says tapping my shoulder with the end of her scythe's stick

What do I do
[] do the quest I was given before all this, since that could be a pain in the ass now
[] humor erret
[] Oh, what's wrong? scared after just that? there's worse
[] Mess with/scam people
[] Well, there's a pretty big danger in a farm really close to here, so we should deal with that before we can't even have a chance to enjoy ourselves here
[]Oh fuck my zombies
[] AHahaha, must suck not having any magic
[] I'm fine erret, I'm just making sure....this town is
[] Hey, stop acting so glum, do you know players are stronger than civilians npcs? We aren't totally fucked
[] Well we aren't sure this is real yet...buuut
[] we should probably make sure this place is safe before we do anything else
[] Wander into the woods, just to see if anything has changed
[] write in
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>>1852929
>[X] do the quest I was given before all this, since that could be a pain in the ass now
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>>1852929
>[] do the quest I was given before all this, since that could be a pain in the ass now
>[] humor erret
>[]Oh fuck my zombies
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>>1852929
>[] do the quest I was given before all this, since that could be a pain in the ass now
>[] Well, there's a pretty big danger in a farm really close to here, so we should deal with that before we can't even have a chance to enjoy ourselves here
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>>1852929
>[] do the quest I was given before all this, since that could be a pain in the ass now
>[] humor erret
>[] Well, there's a pretty big danger in a farm really close to here, so we should deal with that before we can't even have a chance to enjoy ourselves here
>[] we should probably make sure this place is safe before we do anything else
>[]Oh fuck my zombies
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>>1852929
>[]Humor Erret: After we finish what we set out to do, Erret. (Maybe Cornchips has some extra information that could be helpful, after all he'd be... alive... to now, right? And I'm am his apprentice - as far as he knows. I wonder what kooky backstory he has concerning me that never really happened will be?
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>>1852929
>[] humor erret
>[] Well, there's a pretty big danger in a farm really close to here, so we should deal with that before we can't even have a chance to enjoy ourselves here
>[]Oh fuck my zombies
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>>1852929
>[] do the quest I was given before all this, since that could be a pain in the ass now
>[] humor erret
>[]Oh fuck my zombies
Free zombies for Erret! We can stuff them in our bag for safe keeping.
>[] Well, there's a pretty big danger in a farm really close to here, so we should deal with that before we can't even have a chance to enjoy ourselves here
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>>1852950
>Free zombies for Erret! We can stuff them in our bag for safe keeping.
not a bad idea actually... or we could set up a zombie clearing party if we can get some more health potions for the explosive sacrifice aoe heal thing
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"Okay, if that will calm you down" I sigh as I turn back to her and smile "I told you I'm feeling fine"

"But I want to be sure" She says quietly, making me smile a bit wider, glad I made her....still feel bad that I made her a tainted, wouldn't want to be one of those now....god this is going to eat away at me isn't it

"You know he isn't going to say anything besides what I've been telling you" I sigh as I begin to head for the gates leading out of the town, before I stop, and pivot, turning around.

"Wait are you leaving?" the marsh elf asks

"Weren't you just freaking out about...everything?" Ninja asks

"Hey, if you find me one of those cats get me one" Baldy says calmly

"Only fools ride hell cats" Erret says bluntly

"Oh crap" I say, glancing over towards the path leading to the farm the mayor wanted me to go "Alright, more bad news"

"....really?" Ninja asks

"No hell cats" Baldy chimes in

"What? were we freaking out over nothing?" the marsh elf asks as shorty hugs the minotaur tightly as he just holds his head in his hands

"No, there's a pretty big danger in a farm really close to here, so we should deal with that before we can't even have a chance to enjoy ourselves" I say quickly as erret gasps

"but didn't you...oh, gathering a few more blades, I see" She says with a sagely nod "truly you are wise"

"....that's the first quest" Mcninja says as I nod

"Yeah, and it's probably still there knowing how this world is" I say shrugging before I lower my breath "along with my"

Oh fuck my zombies
Okay, so I made this forest a bit more dangerous for myself

"Wait you know what's at the farm?" Erret asks as I try to think of how to explain myself

"I have an idea" I say seriously as she nods, looking grim now

"Wait, weren't you just freaking out about this world" Baldy asks "why are you talking about enjoying yourself now"

Ninja looks at me

"Yeah, were you just trying to scare those two" the marsh elf player asks

"No, I just have magic, and I am going to love having it, so I want to be able to actually use it" I say with a smirk

"But you" Erret begins to say

"Sorry, just telling them why I'm in a good mood" I say as quickly as I can

"Alright?" Erret says shrugging "being skilled with magic must feel like a blessing, and you certainly are blessed my master"

What do I do?
[] see which one of these guys want to help me purge that farm, and learn their names
[] get checked up on by cornibus
[] quickly warn....someone about the packs of zombies in the forest
[] practice my magic with a few cantrips
[] Ask Erret why she respects me so much
[]Get a proper mob to burn that farm down 1d20+learning
[] write in
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>>1852993
>[]Surrre what the heck. Take as many of these rubes along as want to come, (mob and burn sounds good) and finish the quest, bring back the news to Cornibus and get 'checked' by him ie. ask him questions, see what he's like now, what information he has, at the same time.
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1852993
>[X] Ask Erret why she respects me so much
Seriously,everyone seems to dislike Sadie and I dont get why...
[X]Get a proper mob to burn that farm down 1d20+learning
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1852993
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1852993
>[] Ask Erret why she respects me so much
>[]Get a proper mob to burn that farm down 1d20+learning
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1852993
>[] see which one of these guys want to help me purge that farm, and learn their names
>[] Ask Erret why she respects me so much
>[]Get a proper mob to burn that farm down 1d20+learning
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>>1853008
21 and 19, highfive for zombie burning mobs
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1852993
[] Ask Erret why she respects me so much
[]Get a proper mob to burn that farm down 1d20+learning
>[] see which one of these guys want to help me purge that farm, and learn their names
>[] quickly warn....someone about the packs of zombies in the forest

Time to ruin things?
We could use the wall, not sure what the others can do.
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alright, going to start writing.

But I have to ask, what do you guys want to do in the long term? Just curious
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>>1853021
I don't remember if the wall was a woman, but we'll also need men to keep things balanced.
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>>1853029
Personally, I'd like our char to find out more about the nature of this stuck in gameness and NPCs becoming more aliveness, which is actually more interesting in a sense.

Also to not have us fall behind in terms of leveling and strength if this really is a 'here for a long time' kind of deal.
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