Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1751566/Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/5bdm4ZYjTwitter: https://twitter.com/TheHeadMasterTG-I sigh, laying back against Yvette's chest as we both rest in the shallows of the beach the cold water washing over us as all the excitement begins to die down and most of the chaos of the party I've set up starts to calm down enough to be able to relax for awhile. I mean if I ignore all the cat girls running around (thankfully no longer trying to catch rowen for some reason) , Jessie and Carla challenging the two brother gods to a splash fight which honestly would be a bit more badass if it was full contact so I could at least watch Magni get barreled over by a ton or two of minotauress. I sigh, leaning back as Yvette runs her hands over my neck and shoulders."Are you done laying around?" She asks, sounding a little eager "cause I'd like to see how far out I can swim, and I don't want to do it alone"She moves her hands up, hugging my head against herself as she rolls me around gently. It actually wakes me up a bit, since whatever Annie was grilling up had nearly knocked me out, smells amazing though.Looking up at my girlfriend with a smirk, I try to stand back up without slipping over myself. She just giggles, and offers me a little help and when I take it she ends up hugging me. As much as I love her being so affectionate, it is a little....embarrassing in front of so many people. So I turn my head so she can't see me blushing as hard as I am, since doing that makes the feeling even stronger.Sieg and Tabby are sitting next to each other, neither of them have even tried swimming and while I don't blame them for not trying while those four are nearly tossing the sea onto the beach, its still a pretty sad sight to see. Just them doing nothing, I mean at least Rowen is sunbathing or...something? they're just sitting there. Also, I really hope no one comes to check on all the smoke that Annie is making, since its now flashing between colors and sparking in the air as the witch herself laughs manically.What the hell is she even doing now, and can I make her make whatever it is a bit more....exciting?"May? is that a yes or a no?" Yvvy asks, tugging on one of my bigger horns that don't make up my "crown" "I could just go by myself if you don't want to join me, not like I'd hold it against you or anything, just do whatever you'd enjoy. I can just swim by myself if you don't want to"What do I do? Swim with Yvette for awhile MAKE Tabby and Sieg do something Check out what the hell annie is doing over there Join in the splash fight, via sneak attack 1d100 Try and get Odin away from her game for awhile Bother Rowen Wrestle Yvette into the water, laughing 1d20+might write inSorry for all the delays, but my brief stint of insomnia wouldn't let me run.
>>1804229> Swim with Yvette for awhile> MAKE Tabby and Sieg do something (sunbathe with Rowan)Just a gentle swim. And encouraging the three most awkward friends to maybe get to kniw one another. And sunbathing is harmless, they should enjoy that at least.
>>1804229> give me just one second> make Tabby and Seig do something > force Rowan to help them do something Glad you're back and sleeping again HM, I've been looking forward to this
>>1804255> then swim with Yvvy. Off to a great start here
anyone else? sorry again for all the set backs and shit
> Swim with Yvette for awhile> MAKE Tabby and Sieg do something> Try and get Odin away from her game for awhile> Bother Rowen> Wrestle Yvette into the water, laughing 1d20+might
>>1804229 Swim with Yvette for awhile
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1804285damnit hang on
>>1804291And there goes my post for the night, I'll read up in the morning
"Hey you two!" I shout, stopping myself from using my loudest voice so I don't hurt the ears of everyone within a mile "What the hell are you doing? Why aren't you doing anything?""I...I don't know I just feel like sitting here" Tabby says, sounding like she's been planning her response since she got here "You know, being lazy""I am doing something!" Sieg says, raising her voice a bit as she puts on a grumpy face "I'm....drawing in the sand, I just don't want anyone to run over my designs or""Oh bullshit!" I yell, making Yvette giggle as I walk up towards the beach "neither of you are doing shit! You're at the beach! even if you want to be anti social you can still swim or sunbathe! So why the fuck are you just sitting there! get up and do anything! I don't care if its just sunbathing! if you don't start having fun I'll make you have some fun godammit!"Magni and Mooi turn to me, looking confused before they get soaked by Jessie charging up to them and stopping right before she slams into them, sending a massive wave over them. Her and Carla laugh, as Balder, Vidar, Vali and Hodur look over at me, ignoring the few cat girls trying to get their attentions away from....whatever game they're playing together."Being a bully again?" Jessie snorts teasing as Tabby covers her head and sieg frowns slightly, lowering her head as she tries to go back to drawing in the sand with her metal finger "Do I need to teach ya a lesson may""Ah fuck off, they're being sticks in the mud" I huff, frowning as Tabby stands up, nodding like she's stopping herself from bowing as she runs off to join the small crowd of fishbone's watching Carla "fight"....god and all of them are wearing bathing suits of the same color! can they be any more retarded?!Sieg looks at me with a desperate look on her face and I nod, she just sighs and walks over next to rowen, falling flat next to her which makes the squirrel nearly leap up into the air in surprise."Fine" Sieg sighs as she rolls over onto her bacl "But this is all I'm doing"I glance at Mooi, and notice he's glancing towards her, before Carla nearly bowls him over....huh guess she's playing full contact cause I just heard his jaw crack.Yeah going to get Yvette away from them before they actually start fighting."That was a little mean,May" Yvvy says, wrapping her fingers around mine, smiling as her amber eyes glow in the sun, her leaves a fuller green than they have been in a while "Maybe they were having fun""What, sitting around doing jack shit? Bullshit" I huff angrily as she shakes her head"Glad you've found some energy" She says "thought you were going to take a nap not to long ago""Eh" I say, wadding fast as I can towards the water I can actually swim in "I was thinking about it""am I that comfy?" She asks, slowly swimming next to me as the water gets colder and actually kinda deepcont
>>1804338What do I do? Just swim for awhile see how deep I can dive to 1d20+Durability splash Yvette with my tail, and chase her around try to impress Yvvy with my strength/digging ability 1d20+might Swim around Yvvy underwater 1d20+finesse flirt with her watch the "battle" on the edge of the beach "Encourage" Jess, Carla and the two godly brother's to get a bit more aggressive/violent in their splash fighting write in
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1804347> swim awhile > watch the battle> encourage Jess and Carla> impress Yvette by lifting her over our head
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1804347> see how deep I can dive to 1d20+Durability> splash Yvette with my tail, and chase her around
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1804347 Just swim for awhile see how deep I can dive to 1d20+Durability splash Yvette with my tail, and chase her around flirt with her watch the "battle" on the edge of the beach
>>1804360> flirt with herMissed this one, sorry
>>1804338 splash Yvette with my tail, and chase her around
>>1804347>  write inJust Float and pretend we're flying.
>>1804395the mental image this gave me was adorable
>>1804395Thats pretty cute, I second this
>>1804395This is cute, I second it
>>1804347> flirt with her> splash Yvette with my tail, and chase her around> write inFloat and pretend we're flying.
"Oh of course you are, you know I love laying on your lap" I say, leaning closer to her and doing my best to sound as flirty as I can "You're just so....soft and cuddly, not to mention how inviting your personality is""Well, I'm not soft" She says, blushing with a bashful look on her face "....do you actually think I am?""Well I mean, in a way" I say "you certainly are enough to make me want to never let go of you, but that could just be because of how your eyes keep me entranced" She giggles happily, splashing me as I chuckle and smile a bit wider "oh stop it they aren't...that pretty, besides I'd say its harder to look away from your scales""Well I'm covered in scales, anywhere you look on me has them, but your eyes? I think in your case the whole window to the soul things isn't just bullshit, just seeing them makes me feel safe and loved""You're making me blush" She says, smirking adorably as she looks away, looking beautiful as her "hair" of leaves begins to get damp and shimmery, the carved and faintly tattooed runes glowing warmly through her bark and skin as I grab her hand tightly. And leaning close whisper into her ear"Hey, if we were alone I'd be doing a lot more than just making you blush, doll" I say, growling softly as she turns redder than...well Rowen's fur and hair "Stoooooop, you're putting butterflies in my stomach, Maaay!" She shouts, trying not to laugh as she splash me, and I grin laughing as I swing my tail up out of the water, drenching her as she yelps"So that's how you want to play huh?" I ask as I splash it back down making her sputter"Nooo" She laughs "I just wanted to swim, don't splash meeeee""Hey you started it!" I yell after her as I swim just fast enough to stay right on her tail "I don't back down from a challenge, Yvvy""I was just playing!" She giggles, trying to splash me back as she slowly floats along.I just dive down, splashing my tail, hearing her shriek and laugh as I swim back up, grinning as she fakes a glare and pouts"Tch, you've made me all" She says, stopping herself as I open my mouth to tease her some more "Don't even think about it""Whaaat?" I ask, laying down on my back as she paddles next to me, looking at me suspicously "I was just going to say we're swimming, what do you expect to happen""Sure you were" She says, splashing water into my face, making me sputter as I laugh a little more "I was" I say, opening my eyes as I begin to drift slowly on my back, floating only because of the lazy swinging of my tail. I stop, as she splash me again, but I'm too busy looking at the sky to care about some more water in my face.cont
>>1804481There's not a cloud up there today and with how lazily I'm floating, how peacefully its almost like I'm flying up there, free as a bird. I smile dumbly, reaching my hand up as I begin to imagine what it must feel like, just slowly gliding down between clouds, in a lonely kind of peace. If I didn't have to work for it, I could almost relax up there...up there...so high above the grounds.So high....High...too high! A sense of dread begins to worm its way into my heart, as my stupid fucking head begins to scream at me that I'm plummeting through the sky. I bite my lip, trying to stay calm, since I know nothing like that is happening and if I do start to sink I'll just land on my feet.But at the back of my mind, my phobia makes it self known, screaming as it gets harder to breath. Fuck fuck I hate just imagining being up that high! how can anyone spend most of their time up there! "May?!" Yvette asks, as I struggle to keep on floatingroll 1d20+will
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1804491Fuck, I had a feeling something like this might happen. Her fear of heights is way worse than I thought too, I think growing wings might be a bad idea at this point
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1804491
>>1804504Well, remember how her old life ended?
>>1804520You'd think that would have the opposite effect though. Like that primal desperation to fly would make May want to be in the sky more than anything. But yeah, a bad connection to have I suppose.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1804491
>>1804528maybe. Death curses are often terrible things, though
>>1804541Yeah, especially in Norse mythology. Oh well, May doesn't get to fly like most of her kin, no great loss
I close my eyes, taking a deep breath or three as I try to clear out my mind. I'm just being stupid, I shouldn't think about falling when I'm day dreaming, not like I'm actually flying up there. So what do I have to be scared of. I just....felt exactly like I did when I was looking through the old me's eyes. Some kind of primal terror, it felt like I was going to die. My heart isn't beating as much as it was, but my blood and stomach are still cold. I open my eyes again, looking at the sea of blue above me and do my best to just ignore the voice in the back of my head reminding me of what usually happens when people without wings try to fly through the air. I mean, this is just a dream here, no reason to get so worked up over it. Not like I'm actually that high up, staring down a messy end now am I? I'm just be silly. "May? Yvette asks, sounding actually worried for me "are you alright baby?"I grab her hand and smile"Yeah, just had a bad thought is all" I say, still staring at the sky, trying to continue with my fantasy without making it into a fucking nightmare. Yvvy doesn't say a word, and just holds on me hand, like she knows why I had a freak out just now.I sigh, closing my eyes as I just imagine myself drifting along in the air, not flying just kind of held up by an unseen stream or some shit. Maybe just giant hands I don't know. All I know is I feel like an idiot over what I just did. Why was I being so fucking stupid and losing my shit like that? I just feel....dumb because of it. I hate heights so much, can't fucking stand them....actuallyMagni is shouting challenges, pulling me out of my thoughts but also giving me a few new ones. The old me died flying for the first time in his life and Magni was the one who killed me so...if that fucking asshole gave me my fear of heights because of that I'm going to.*SPLASH*Something big hits the water just under me, drenching me and my girl and making me gasp as she yelps in surpriseWhat do I do? dive down to see what is was did some one throw something at me....Alright, need to find out if the god of dicks gave me my fear of heights swim a bit further away If someone is throwing shit at me, they're going to die, I am not in the mood right now write in
>>1804578> dive down to see what it wasIt's a party and we're having a good time with Yvette, now is not the time to start shit. If someone else is starting shit on the other hand...
>>1804578> dive down to see what is was
>>1804578> dive down to see what is was>>1804552Yeah I was never on team wings for May. Besides, surely we aren't the ONLY dragon without wings...r-right? Maybe we can find another comerade in scales?
>>1804612Well, there is the Tarrasque, for one. And the many lindwurms in central european myths. Though I'm not sure any of them are named.
>>1804612There are probably other earth dragons around somewhere, though they probably don't hang out at the dragon bar in the Lions Den. It might be fun to meet a fellow burrower at some point.
Yvette hugs me close, clearly a bit more surprise than I was. She slowly lets go of me, looking around for any sign of what just happened as I stare at the still rippling water where whatever the hell that was that nearly hit me just splashed down into"Brb" I say, as I quickly dive under the water, careful not to smack or splash my girlfriend with my tail as I try and find that thing.Its kind of hard to see down here, with all the sand those four are kicking up in their "Battle" and with the all the damn salt stinging my eyes, it just makes it a little harder to actually see anything clearly. Squinting my eyes, I run my claws over the bottom of the beach, digging them through sand, shells and small rocks before I brush against something bigger than anything else down here.I grab it and lift it up, trying to get a look at it as I swim up to the surface.Holding it up, I turn it around. It's a small piece of driftwood with a bucket tied to the bottom so it'd actually sink...Why the hell would someone throw something like this? I mean it isn't even enough to actually hurt anyone, maybe they were just trying to scare someone with the splash and noise? I mean that's kind of a bigger dick move than trying to hit someone with this."....a bucket?" Yvvy asks, looking confused "Who would throw a bucket?"Wait did someone carve a message into the piece of shitty wood? couldn't they have just thrown a bottle or something?"I challenge you?" I ask, swishing my tail around through the water as I tilt my head, okay seriously what the hell?"What the fuck"I glance up, and see a glint on the "Cliff" hanging above the beach, that quickly disapears under the sand duneWhat do I do? see what that was ignore it and go back to floating toss the bucket back 1d20+might swim over towards the cave so I can relax with Yvette Get angry and start yelling Shrug, and sunbath on the beach' write in
>>1804654> toss the bucket back 1d20+might
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1804654>>1804659
>>1804654> ignore it and go back to floating > go sunbath with everyone afterYeah, you're not ruining our beach day with your nonsense you weirdo
anyone else?also sorry if I'm writing slow, still a bit tired for some reason, no idea why.
>>1804694I think not a lot showed up today to begin with, it takes time for people to find time in their schedules I think. For many this runs from midnight on.
>>1804709Yeah, makes sense. ah well
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1804654> toss the bucket back 1d20+might> Shrug, and sunbath on the beach'Still here. Just sporadic posts. Sorry.I am ready for the fight. But give it a bit more time...And don't flip out when it does happen...
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1804654> Eat the bucket.Guck giving their bucket back.
I frown, and shake my head. Eh, no reason to worry about some weirdo, I mean I already Have Carla here, no reason to give another fight hungry idiot the time out of my day. Not in the mood anyways, don't like fighting around my friends who aren't as scrappy as I can be. If they want to fight they can fucking wait until I'm done relaxing and enjoying myself.Ah well, just need to get rid of this stupid thing-19+10=29= GREAT SUCCESS!-I toss it and begin to wade back to the beach, hearing a yelp and a loud clang, followed by some one stumbling and eating shit. Well they got what they deserve whoever they were. I try to stop myself from laughing as Yvette looks towards the source of the yell with a worried look in her eyes."Hey don't worry about it, I'm sure they're fine" I say, laying down on the other side of Rowen, who glances at me as she rolls over onto her back, nearly rolling into the sleeping golem next to her"Still, doesn't feel right to not check" She says softly as she sits down next to herself, rooting herself into the sand as Rowen sits up two"What's going on?" She asks curiously "Did you do something May?""Are those guys nearly done?" I hear odin sigh "I've been wanting to swim all day""I'm sure they are, all father" Balder says as I hear Jessie cursing loudly, followed by an incredibly loud splash"WE CAN LIFT Mjölnir!" Mooi laughs "trying to topple us will only end in you getting push back!""Come now, I thought you'd two would be a challenge" Magni chuckles "Mayhaps we should go easy brother?""Are...are they even splashing eachother anymore?" Rowen asks warily"No, they've just been trying to knock each other down for the last minute or so"Sieg says dully "....I think the griffon girl started it"What do I do?Just relax for a while 1d20+will (to not fall asleep) Ask if dyrad's need sunscreen Hey you four, just kiss and be done with it all ready, seesh Join in on the fight Make sure the person I hit with the bucket is alright check up on someone write in
>>1804759> Ask if dyrad's need sunscreen> Hey you four, just kiss and be done with it all ready, seesh> Join in on the fight
>>1804759> Ask if dyrad's need sunscreen> Hey you four, just kiss and be done with it all ready, seesh> Make sure the person I hit with the bucket is alrightYvvy's worried and we can't let that happen on such a sunny day. Just head up there, make sure they aren't dead or concussed, and leave them to do whatever the fuck it is they where doing before their stupidity caught up with them.
>>1804759> Ask if dyrad's need sunscreen> Hey you four, just kiss and be done with it all ready, seesh> Make sure the person I hit with the bucket is alright
"Hey you four!" I shout, barely sitting up as I open my eyes to yell at them "Just kiss and be done with it all ready, seesh""I could say the same to you and Yvette May!" Jessie shouts back, obviously pissed off she got body slammed by a god...even if she doesn't know he's one "and we're just horsing around, nothing serious""its going to be if they keep acting so smug" Carla growls as Mooi shrugs"We're simply enjoying ourselves, I believe this is called bantering?" He says with a wide grin"Besides, we have no quarrel with you fine ladies" Magni chuckles as Carla hisses"Oh yeah, suplexing me because of the dumb bird" Jessie sighs "Honestly I can see why you're friends with May....no offense meant of course may""Not friends" Me and Magni say in unison before I add "That wasn't a proper suplex anyways""That matters?" Rowen asks as Yvette keeps staring towards the hill, looking worried sick"Yes it does" I say as Carla sighs"Yeah, if it was may you would've felt something" she sneers and now she's hit their pride button....well at least Magni's, Mooi just seems to be goofing around unlike his brother who's at least taking this somewhat seriouslyWell, lets hope they don't kill eachother"Hope they don't end up hurting each other" Yvette says as Sieg nods"Same here" She says dully as I look over to my girlfriend and smile"Hey, do dyrad's need sunscreen?" I ask as she shakes her head"No, it can make us sick if we use to much, stops us from absorbing sunlight, just like alarunes" She says absentmindedly "I just hope whoever that was alright""Fine" I sigh as I stand up "I'll go make sure they are, alright"She smiles and looks at me proudly"Well I'll wait for you here, and make sure Jessie doesn't end up hurting herself" She says happily as there's a loud splash, followed by a bunch of cat girls howling and booingI groan, and shake my head as Magni laughs"Don't think flying gives you any advantage!" He says tauntingly "Come again, I'll give you another shot! free this time!"Yeah, he's going to end up making her mad if she isn't already. Now lets see where this jackass fell, and make Yvvy stop worrying, since I can't have that and relax with her can I?Stepping over the last, worn down wooden step, I look down the dune of weed covered sand, and see an armored figure looking down at their now dented helmet, one hand running through their curly hair as they check themselves for any real damage.I click my tongue, and almost in a blur, they put their helmet back on"AHA! DUPLICITOUS DRAGON!" They shout, pointing at me "SO YOU'VE COME TO MY CHALLENGE...Barely dressed? I mean you've come to my challenge after all, hoping to find me open for another sneak attack! I KNOW YOUR TRICKS, WINGLESS LIZARD"What?cont
>>1804867What do I say Oh god, I gave you brain damage are you...what's it called, larping Fuck off You threw the first shot, dumb ass Mhm, perfectly fine, not leave me alone so I can sun bath Wow, dented your helmet, lucky you were wearing that thing You're like a nerdier old me, listen here's some advice, catch Cryptid fever, it'll be a lot better for ya  Are you okay?.....alright, nah Eh, not in the mood if you want a fight there's a pissed off minotauress and Gryphon down their...and two muscle heads as well I guess. <roar at them to scare them off> 1d100 or 1d20+magic write in
>>1804879> Oh god, I gave you brain damage> are you...what's it called, larping
>>1804879> Are you okay?> Mhm, perfectly fine, not leave me alone so I can sun bath> You're like a nerdier old me, listen here's some advice, catch Cryptid fever, it'll be a lot better for ya >Look, I don't know what your angle or your problem is, but I'm having a good day with some friends of mine and I don't feel like messing that up. So either do everyone a favor and leave, find a corner of the beach for yourself and get some sun, or attack me near an angry griffon and a few gods. And for the love of fuck take that armor off, you're gonna get a heat stroke and then my girlfriend will freak out and I really don't need that right now.
>>1804879> Oh god, I gave you brain damage> are you...what's it called, larping> Are you okay?> Wow, dented your helmet, lucky you were wearing that thing
"Oh god, I gave you brain damage" I say, wincing as I look down at this knight, who's helmet is now sitting on their head like a pair of broken glasses "What? Know you just dented my helmet, I have perfect mental clarity beast!" they say, clenching their pointing hand into a fist as I tilt my head, rubbing my hand over my head around where I hit them"are you....what's it called" I say slowly, trying to remember what the word for this kind of roleplaying is....oh yeah that's it, used to tease that one weird oversized fairy with it before "Larping?""No! I've simply been searching for a serpent like yourself to do battle with! I was told you're a most devilish beast! and no one else will fight with me but you're hungry for battle right?" they say, quicker than I've heard even Rowen talk before "its only natural for knight's and dragons to fight!""Are you okay?" I ask, frowning as they groan"Yes I am, I'm just trying to prove my virtue and honor....can't be a knight if I don't at least try to fight a dragon" they say like their madness is the simplest fucking thing in the world"So where's your sword then?"I ask"...don't want to hurt you" they say, like I'm suddenly the stupid one "and the practice one I was going to use got stolen by that creepy purple slime during my...er practices...so come on, enough taunting and insulting! just fight me! I've been looking for a week! You're supposed to mean, brutish and....tyrannical, taking any challenge as a personal insult"What do I do? turn and leave Laugh, and ask them how much their parent's spent on their costume ask them who told them this.....you got scamned by a slime, wow you're an idiot go to the swamps, there's a dragon their who's ready to fight anyone Eh, not in the mood do you have a death wish or something? or are you just a masochist? write in
>>1804948> ask them who told them this> Eh, not in the mood> turn and leave> What are your Friday's like? Kinda want to relax today.
>>1804948>.....you got scamned by a slime, wow you're an idiot> turn and leave> What are your Friday's like? Kinda want to relax today.
>>1804948> ask them who told them this> go to the swamps, there's a dragon their who's ready to fight anyone> Eh, not in the mood>look man... lady? I can't fucking tell. I definitely used to be an asshole, but I'm trying to get past that. You don't seem like you're doing whatever this is out of spite or anything like that, so I'm not going to fight you. I'm just trying to have a nice day with my girlfriend, now go find someone with nothing better to do.
"Alright who told you all this?" I ask angrily as they shrug"A red scaled dragon, who didn't want to fight me but told me of your foul deeds" they say, far too happy for the words that are coming out of their mouths "She said even among dragons you consider yourself higher above others""Oh that bitch? I'll deal with her lying ass later" What are your fridays like?"I ask flatly "Kinda want to relax today""What? come on, fight me!" they yell as I turn away from them "I've spent all month trying to find a dragon who wants to fight""Then take another one, I'm not in the mood" I growl angrily as I turn around and....wait I know that sparkle. is a fairyOh godammit, I have enough on my plate today! why is that little idiot messing with me to!roll 1d20+finesse or will or magic
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1805003Lets go with finesse this time
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1805003Eh, its a 2 either way...leeeets go with Finesse.I do feel bad for the knight. We'll have to battle them eventually. Poor dear.
>>1805009>>1805010Well that is tragic, innit?
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1805003will
>>1805019I blame the fairies.
>>1805024Either way, a reroll seems wise here...I really hope this is a case of mistaken identity. I'd rather not have to deal with incurable rage.
>>1805026Probably good idea to reroll. It sounds like they're more looking for "a" dragon, rather than a specific one, so its probably not mistaken identity.>I've spent all month trying to find a dragon who wants to fight"
>>1805030I meant the fairy. And by that, I hope that it's May realizing it's not Puck.
re roll yeah 1 1d20 Nah nah, fairy magic is funny
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1805039> yeah 1 1d20Fairy magic is funny. But I'd rather we avoid funny today.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1805039> yeah 1 1d20
>>1805039>>[X] yeah 1 1d20Because FUCK FAIRIES
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1805039Fuck, I spend 4 hours on a plane only to come here for a 1. Can't even make a gimp image to compensate...
I duck down, as the small ball of lights flies past me over my head, flying towards the sea as the puff of pink light slowly begins to putter and go out. I stand back, crossing my arms as I glare. If I wasn't a dragon girl I probably wouldn't look anywhere near intimidating enough to scare off the fairy who just tried to play a trick on me, who I'm guessing is puck since she seems to be one of the bigger bitches I've met since I've came here.flashing my teeth the knight looks at me hopefully, their eyes going wide with excitment as I continue glaring at the piece of fense where that magical ball just came flying "Oh, have you changed your mind!" they ask excitedly "Even if you are opressing the people of this island, I can't fight without my challenge being accepted....it'd be rude if I just attacked after all right?"What do I do? chase down that fairy 1d20+finese tell this "knight" I'll fight them later, just fuck off ignore them and go back to Yvette and the party write in
>>1805039> yeah 1 1d20Fuck fairies
>>1805073> ignore them and go back to Yvette and the party
>>1805073>Look, I promised my friends a relaxing day today. Normally I'd be up for a fight, but not now-We can do this another time.Just tell him where we live, he can meet us there tomorrow or so.
>>1805073> tell this "knight" I'll fight them later>Now if you'll excuse me, I have a party to attend to.>"World Tree Inn">go back to Yvette and the party
gimme a secondaccidentally lost the update
"Look, just come around another day, I promised my friends a relaxing day today, and I don't want to ruin the party I set up with a fight" I sigh, turning away from them, smashing the top of the sand dune with my tail as I leave the desperate knight behind "Normally I'd be game , but not know, we'll do this another time. Just come around on a day that isn't this one""Ah, on this beach? and what did you mean by lying bitch?" they ask innocently as I walk down the stairs heading to the beach, seeing the gods in the crowd of cat girls, as Magni and Carla wrestle in the shallows. Mooi is cheering them on, and Jessie is trying to break them up. Hmm, can't tell if Carla is trying to drown magni, but I don't think she's going to have much success, and magni looks pretty happy...especially since the Griffin has lost her shirt and jacket somehow.I smirk, well I could just tell them yeah and then leave them waiting here for a whole day or several...but that seems a little too mean even for me"No, the world tree inn"I say as I walk around the sleeping golem and plop my ass and Tail down between Rowen and Yvette, who are both looking up at the knight now"Who are they, and why have they been yelling at you for the last minute, were they the one you hit?" Rowen asks curiously, leaning close to me as I scoot closer to Yvette, who's still looking up at the knight worryingly "Are they okay?" Yvette asks again as I shrug"Well if they aren't,it wasn't me. They're a larper or something" I say yawning "they're just delusional or stupid or something, but I'm pretty sure that isn't my fault""Oh...okay" She says, glaring down at me and Rowen "have either of you put on your sunscreen?""No, I don't care about sunburns" I sigh, putting my arms behind my head "I'll just shed like I usually do""Yes, I did, didn't you see me?" Rowen says, clearly bullshitting since she's turning as red as her fur"But I do! and you're turning red already and you're only supposed to shed you're scales may!" She says, with a mischievous almost fairy like twinkle in her eyes "And both of you will regret it, so just let me put some on for you""I wouldn't complain" I huff as Rowen groans"I can do it myself!' She yells back"But you won't do it right, you'll be all burnt tomorrow" She says loudly "just sit still Its not like either of you need that much to cover all of you...especially may" I smirk as Rowen tries to flee, but gets pulled down Yvette's root"Why are you going after me first!" she yells out"Because, unlike may you're already burning up, and you have more exposed skin than she does" Yvvy says coolly as I smile a shiteating grin"Thank you scales" I cackle as I close my eyes, and try and relaxand we'll end hereI've archived will answer questions (especially about da'ta)Sorry about the short thread, and all the set backs you've suffered these last two weeks
>>1805178Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. It's perfectly fine, you've been having sleeping problem and that's not your fault. All we care about is that you're ok and that the currant session is up to your standards. And fighting this idiot is going to be a far different challenge than I'd expected with that fairy running around, yeesh.
>>1805178Thanks for running. And its really more you who suffered the setbacks, I hope you're alright HM. Maybe it'd be good to cut down the number of days you run to have a bit more free room in your schedule.> (especially about da'ta)I must have missed that. Are you thinking of bringing it back?
>>1805178Good thread, HMHonestly its for the best that we didn't fight the guy today. Though I'm sure you're finding it amusing that everytime a thread is labeled as a possible fight, it doesn't happen.I can live with a short thread, we set out basically everything we could do that day.And now, to get hyped for Sad Demons in the rain...get hyped, and get ready for some Iris POV!I've been so ready for it.
>>1805199YeahAdded some stuff, still need to finish some advance class/race stuff, but I have enough time for thatmainly the lich and gearkin races, but I'll have time even after I startand maybe it would be, I have plans for running two quests a weekbut I am usually good with three>>1805197Thanks>>1805204Yeah
>>1805210When did you say you were going to start trapped?
>>1805210Are we going to pick up where we left off, or are you going to timeskip? Play a different person?
>>1805240Probably a different person>>1805223Soon
>>1805256>Probably a different personUnderstandable, but I hope Katie/Krvachi will show up. Here story was far from finished.
>>1805310Omake: Sheep And Bunny, Wrong Universe."Sheepie?" The small bunny girl asks to the sheep girl. She looks really adorable with the princess like dress she is wearing."Yes Bunny?" The sheep girl says sounding annoyed. She herself is dressed like a sheepherd girl because her girlfriend insisted."Why are all monsters here girls?" "No idea, I have no clue were we are." Sheepie then continued looking around, amazed to see so many different monsters in the same place, that just all happened to be atractive females."Mmm, I like it." A lazy cat woman said as he eyed a window with more clothes that would look good in her sheep girlfriend and herself. Of course the feline is not wearing much at all, just a pair of shorts, a one piece swimsuit and a shirt. She is not even bothering to use footwear because her feet are able to endure it. "Lazy Cat were the heck are we?" Sheepie finally asked. Who would have thought they would be dragged to a strange place using a portal by a cat whose favorite activity is sleeping? "Monster island, this place has enough conflict already so no magical girls, or chaos monsters. Is also in another universe.""What?" Bunny said with her mouth open."What." Sheepie said in the most deadpan tone possible for her. "What better place to take vacations that in a place were no nasty magical girls can bug me?""Okay, can we go for ice cream?" The cute hare girl said as her stomach grumbled. "Fine, but the cat is paying, I don't have local currency." "Yay! Ice-cream!" AN: Yes Bunny is a hare, not a rabbit, so she has long ears.