>Who dat boy?>Who him his?>He's Anon>Mewgga I swear>You are Anon>14 year old boy>It's hard to really think of yourself as a boy>Any sort of child, really>You've been through hell>Literally>You have a friend from there>Hekapoo>The thiccest demon to ever spit fire>Wonder what her mixtape sounds like? Try to focus, darling. >Right>Your head's all in a blur>Because you did it>After what seems like an eternity>You got Luna back>L: "So good to see you again. Truly.">As your reward you've been ascended>Enhanced>You're a level 11 ??? now>With Luna>Who had once been destroyed>Now resurrected>Seated upon your shoulder>In a tiny, floating copy of herself>Like a fancy little ghost>Haunting you For your own good, of course.>Now you've escaped the afterlife>With your alien Mom>At a party you were invited too...but didn't say you would attend>The 15th Birthday of Brittany Wong>J: "Anon.">Your gf>Jackie>Is here as well>J: "You look like...">Ass>You look like hot burnt ass>Still>You're he-> 'smeck'>You're smooched>J: "You look good.">Jackie is wiping some mist from her eye>J: "Think you can avoid disaster long enough to party with us mortals?">There are several cliques in this party limo>Jackie and Oskarr>Justin and the bois (even moob)>Brittany and the cheerleaders (With Sabrina!)>You have a drink in your hand>Pounding music in your ears>B: "You don't have a gift.">You do->FuckWhat do?
>>1720330>scissor portal in a keg>gather the boys and girls>AND CRACK THAT COLD ONE WIDE OPEN
>>1720330Shit..... ask Britt what she wants for a gift. We can use scissors to bounce for like a minute to grab it. I'm sure we can afford it.
>>1720330>"Bitch, I AM the gift.">But for real tho, pop over to QB for a hot sec and get her somethin harmless and pretty. Jackie can come with.
>>1720330>smug"Then what would you like for a gift then?"
>>1720330FUCK YO COUCH NIGGAFUCK YOCOUCH
>>1720330Grab a Mewman coin and flip it over to her. Alien currency worth a whole lots of muns and has the tale behind it of being given to you after slaying what was essentially a dragon.>"Pretty awesome party so far."- Turn to give Jackie a hug and kiss her back before joining her and Oskarr.
>>1720330"Name it, Bitch"
>>1720330We could literally just offer a portal to anywhere. A trip to quest buy. Her old pet revived? Maybe even offer to do a simple magic show. Give her the opportunity to fly.
>>1720358 this only after teasing her with this>>1720356
>>1720330>>1720386oh, even better:>"I can bring you to the ultimate shopping mall, a store infinite in length and breadth and fill with anything and everything you can think of, Bitch."
>>1720422I really don't think we should take Brit to QB. The shit in there can be dangerous or even downright evil, like the collars.
>>1720330Alright,lets go to Quest Buy and get the bestest gift we can find.
>>1720330also say that we can revive any pet she have lost so long we have the body
>>1720453That would sap our own WILL to revive, you know.
Here's something Quest posted on his Twitter detailing the differences between Luna and Eclipsa.
Let us count my bretherens
>>1720330What'yu want, biatch?Things we gotta do right off the bat:>Call Mom because we didn't go to sleep home yesterday AGAIN and she's probably worried again.>Get a present for Bittchney, and a good one at that.>Call Janna, our Unicorn bro and maybe Hekapoo and see if they wanna crash this party with you.>Get FUCKING WASTED
we should get something for Sabrina while we're shopping. As an apology.
>>1720654Vumping, lets make a thing where we take them both to buy something another day. Also, Re-stock on Funyons.
>>1720346This I like, it time to party!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1720356>>1720346>>1720401>You smirk>The most common form of pleased Anon>You glance over at Jackie>Then Luna>She's smirking too>Or->Or is that just her face?>You slap your chest>A: "Gift?">Then pose>A: "Yer lookin' at it."https://youtu.be/PXD-jv4GJys>Brittney continues to stare at you>Utterly unimpressed>Br: "...if you don't have a gift in five minutes I'll have my driver throw you out onto the street.">A: "I-I have money?">Br: "I have more.">A: "Wanna bet?">Br: "Does your money earn interest in the Seven figures?">A: "Well I-">Br: "No. No it doesn't."What an awful little tyrant of a girl.>A: "I bet I could get you anything you wanted.">Br: "That so?">A: "Yep.">Br: "I want the Presidency.">A: "Heh.">Brittany is clearly serious>You choke>Then laugh even harder>A: "Heheheh AAhahaha!">Jackie giggles>Justin has gone silent>A: "Holy shit god's taint you are a terror, Wong.">Br: "I know what I want.">She looms>Br: "I'll go on easy on you though, McMoot. Since you -were- invited.">She glares at Oskarr>O: "Wuzzup?">He's drinking out of the punchbowl>Straight>With his hands>Fucking savage>Br: "Gimme whatever you got.">You blink twice>Whip out your scissors>L: "Whipping it out now, are we?">A: "M-mom pls.">L: "I feel incised by the energy. Perhaps we could get frivolous.">Fancy tiny woman is desiring turnt>SHRRRRRRIP>WHAM!>You put down a keg>An entire barrel>Of>A: "Wait, what the fuck is this?">Quest Buy won't sell Minors alchohol>So you grabbed the first dank drink you saw on the shelfRolling for beverage weird and wildnessAlso ART by one of our wonderful friends!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1720786Oskarr, you monster.I love you.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1720786drank
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1720786CHUGCHUGCHUG
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1720786DRANK DRANK DRANK DRANK DRANK!!!
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1720786
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1720786
Why are you all rolling?
>>1720803>>1720808>>1720828>>1720830>>1720831>>1720836We ain't rolling dumbasses.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1720839Fuck da polic
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1720786
>>1720786>>1720786>19That's pretty fucking wild, famalam>ORIVILLE OBENBOGOM'S SCINTILLATING SPIDER JUICE>S: "Siders?">Br: "Seriously, McMoot? You're giving me juiced Spiders for my birthday?">A: "Yeah, I mean what are you, gay?">Ju: "He's RIGHT!">Bruhstinian grabs a solo cup from the refreshment station>Fills the shit up immediately>The drink is brown and watery>Smells a lot like honey>He slaps the cup downhttps://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N>With MUCH more confidence than you've seen him do in the past>Ju: " https://youtu.be/BGyhAzTLh2s ">Once his symphony is over17+5=22 Charisma check>JU: "YEAAAHHHH!"https://youtu.be/IYH7_GzP4Tg>Basic Fuccboi music fills the limo>Brittany is furious but...>The crowd is bursting to life>Justin jumps into the air>His hands stick to the cieling>Justin now has SPIDERWALK due to your drank>Notbad.png>Br: "I'm watching you, Anon.">A: "Enjoy the show.">You say with a flash of your full set of pearly whites>Jackie drags your hand>J: "We gonna dance or what!?"Well?>Name your dance moves if you want to danceor>Other
>>1720803>>1720803First roll of the thread is a 20?Beautiful.This is a sign. I shall use for BACKGROUND ROLLSbless
>>1720858>Dance with Jackie using Starwalk>Make sure nobody peeks up her dress, or they're getting Muscle'd
>>1720858USE MUSCLES TO DO THE WORLD'S FIRST BREAK DANCING DUET WITH JACKIE AND STLYE BEYOND WOLRDS
>>1720858Summon the spirit of MJ!!! LET BILLY JEAN GUIDE YOUR WAY!!!
>>1720858Just... A series of Michael Jackson moves. They don't even need to fit into the sound of the music but there MUST BE Thriller dance segment.
>>1720858Dance on the ducking ceiling. We bought that spider shit, and damn it if we aren't going to put it to good use.
>>1720858>do the Ronald Posing In The Mirror In That McRoll'd Video dancehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ssh71hePR8Q
>>1720858Popping and Locking is a mustThen we need to do The SpongeBob ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=49&v=PsbhQ6l4Gjs )Then some third thing
>>1720858Do whatever yo body feels like doin' man. Let the rhythm guide you.
>>1720858https://youtu.be/LXO-jKksQkMDance like a god
>>1720858Pic relatedIt's always a crowd pleaser if you can pull it off
>>1720876>>1720877Switching to this, get zombina and the skeleton bois in on this too
>>1720906>>1720907Both man, just... Fuck Anon's shit all up. Time to release the fly guy.
>>1720858>>1720893switching vote to >>1720907
>>1720858We do the chicken dance.
>>1720900>>1720907Fuck whatever I said, this is great.
>>1720912>inb4 we have to roll for it and get a nat 1>Anon ends up spin kicking Jackie in the face
>>1720858>>1720877>Thriller danceYes, supporthttps://youtu.be/4V90AmXnguw?t=42s
Reminder that we may have broken Sabrina's heart and need to talk to her at least once by the time shit hits the fan at this party.If we play our cards right we might be able to mend any damage we dealt to that poor girls self image before she fucking kills herself.>>1720907>>1720912>>1720942>>1720956Reminder that we are dancing WITH someone and should make everything about ourselves. Jackie just wants to dance with her man, let her have this guys.
Rolled 5 (1d10)Nothing but dance votes...nothing but the groove!>You grab Jackie's other hand>So Muscles can pick the keg up>You pound three big gulps>Drop the barrel>Jackie flips herself a cup>Downs it herself>Muscles swaps the back of his hand into a random girl's tush>He comes back with her dress hanging off of his knuckles in bits>S: "Chantelle!">Sorry, Chantelle>A: "Let's rock."ROLL DEX!
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1720980TIME TO FUCK UP
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1720970Oh too late>>1720980
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1720980
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1720980les fail
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1720980BREAK A FRIGGEN LEG!
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1720980
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1720980
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1720980Do you think I'll ruin it
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1720980Rolling.
>>1720995DANCE MASTER IS ANON'S MIDDLE NAME
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1720980gotta roll
>>1720995Not with that roll baby.
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1720980LET'S DO IT
>>1720995>We king of swag nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQwNN-0AgWc
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1720980I help
>>1720980Hot damn, a 20!
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>1720995>>1720995THE NATURALLLLLTWENTYYYYYYYYULTIMATE!Success!>A: "I don't know how to dance.">Jackie actually slips up and busts her fucking mouth on a nearby table>With a nat 1>A: "Oh HOLY shih-">J: "Owwww...">She rubs her split lip>You chuckle>A: "Uhh...">You blush>A: "I c-could fix it if you wa-">Jackie goes for the full lip service>She pulls back>Smacks her lips>J: "Onions?">Her mouth is healed>A: "F-ffff-">Your heart swellshttps://youtu.be/0fkFWAxdsd0>>1720866>YOU GRAB UR GURL>You two step it up into the air>She walks up the wall of the Limo>Pretty astounded>Your boots are still on>The party lights catch the spikes>>1720869>Muscles pulls her off the wall>Tosses her to you>You don't float>You FLIP!>Standing on the cieling>A: "Ok I still don't know what I'm doi-">J: "Just hit em with one of these!">>1720876>Jackie does a spin on the ceiling>You do the same>Except you add a Micheal Jackson point to the sky er->Floor>When you finish>She laughs>J: "Where'd these moves come from?">A: " This jammin' sesh brought to by PTSD...">>1720879>>1720877>You do the deepest ceiling lean you can>Then shuffle around Jackie>A: "And!">>1720893>You place both arms over your head>A: "1990s derivative memes."cont
>>1721132>>1721132>>1720899>You pop and lock>Jackie is clearly getting dizzy from being upside down>You pop her to stop>Cast Starwalk on her instead of you>The push her into the air>>1720900>>1720906>She's floating>Astounded>You begin to slide your feet along the roof of the car>Your joints lock in ridiculous ways>Ju: "GoNon! GETTIT! A-NON! A-NON! A-NON!">Some other kids begin to chant>>1720907>You leap off the cieling>Jackie in toe and SPIN!>She's weightless>So you can buffet her around like a helium balloon>At one point you let her slowly float down>Right onto Muscles' finger>Butt touch>A: "Naisu.">Then you spin>Leaving her still>The cheers>The LightsThis is what you deserved all along, Darling. Relish it.>You flip out of your dance spin attack>Up onto your feet>Dispell Jackie's floating>Muscles Catches her in your arms>A: "WOO! TAXATION IS THEFT!">Nobody even knows what you said>They're just screaming>Dancing>Oskarr is doing a handstand on the ceiling>So his head is kind of just stuck there>You Are Anon>...and tonight>Ja: "You're a party ANIMAL, dude!">You are a godWhat do?
>>1721140call mom keep her in the loop!
>>1721140SMOOCH THE SHIT OUTTA THAT GIRLSMOOCH THAT GIRL RIGHT ON THE LIPS
>>1721140FLIP CUPBOAT RACEalso put some real alcohol in the spider drank.Then give Jackie a kiss, tell her we have offical business and then talk business with our hostess about the MIB.
>>1721140That's gotta be tiring, doing alla fucking that. I say, chill and chat with Jackie and any nearby cool people.
>>1721140>Give that Jackie THE SNUGG>And some kissu
>>1721140>It is now time to chillax
>>1721140this>>1721150make the moment
>>1721140Kissu. Then phonnu.Time to call the full posse. Call Janna, Heka, and that unicorn who's name I can't remember.Also, message mom to tell we a-ok.
>>1721140I'm seeing an astounding lack of tactical planning and initiative here.Can we get a good look at what's in the limousine, and who's attending this party?
>>1721140Tell everyone we need to call our mom? NahWe should text her though
>>1721161Addendum, don't call Mom. That'd be lame.
>>1721140>>Ja: "You're a party ANIMAL, dude!"note that Janna is here.
>>1721283Incorrect, bud.>Ja for jAckie>Ju for jUstin>Janna is notably NOT hereQuiggety Quest is counting!
>>1721213he's Alabasteri prefer calling him Sweet Homie Alabama
>>1721323GOD. DAMMIT.Every time with this shit!WHY CAN'T I BRAIN, QUEST!?
THE VOTES!>Call your Mom3 votesYes, dear?>No>Not you, spooky space Mom>Mom Mom>Vaginal housing MomHow creative.>Has Luna gotten saucier?>Tactical recon1 vote>Get real Booze1 vote>Take a colinex and just chill (sans the colinex. What are you, your mother?)2 votes>Call DABOIs who are mostlya horse and two women1 vote>Now KEES5 votes>You pant>Wide your brow free from sweat>Muscles gets you a cup of iced-spider-juice>After chugging it you lock eyes with Jackiehttps://youtu.be/IGMabBGydC0>She pulls her hair back over her ear>Suddenly you smell that scent she always has>Clean beach>With just a little BBQ chips and Pizza>She's warm>You feel pulled to her>J: "You did it.">A: "You can't prove that.">J: "You kept your promise.">She moves in>You go for it>There it is>Full on mouth>Consensual>Not rushed>Mutually affectionate kissingIn public, no less. Scandalous. Hmhmhm. >This girl feels like a 90s road trip>An adventure>With someone you can totally depend on>She believed in you>Patched you up in the one place your powers can't reach>Your heart>She's Wholesome>She's kind>Her hand is supporting her weight on you>Her whole aura is one of safety>Then she->J: " https://youtu.be/rWMlIkLgb-Y ">A: "..."What do/say?
>>1721397>"Jackie I cant do this with you im breaking up"
>>1721397catch it in your mouth and make her eat it!
>>1721397KISS HER AGAINThen start to mingle with the others
>>1721397Pretend to choke in an over exaggerated way. As a joke. THEN chill and talk.
>So, what was it like without me?
>>1721397>"Better late then never"
>>1721447you mean>"Better out than in"
>>1721456fuck, i can't even quote right
>>1721397Does this count as a normal date?
>>1721397>better out than inContinue PDA
>>1721418For the shits and giggles, do this
Them votes>Dump her this is unforgivable>Uncivilized>Savage1 vote>Grossout Pushback1 vote>Kiss her again this is your fetish2 votes>Jokey jokes3 votes>Ignore it1 vote>A: "Is that how we're doing this?">J: "If you can't handle me at my gassiest you don't deserve me at my classiest.">You crack a little>A: "Ey gurl.">Muscles steals an entire nearby Snack dispenser>A: "I got yew blue.">J: "Aw, damn. I love blue.">A: "Please grant permission for me to press our bodies together in a manner both sexual and forceful.">Jackie gives you the eye>She's about to snark back wh->BWoooo>Br: "Dance time is over! All eyes on the birthday Girl!">Everyone looks like they've just had the wind sucked right out of their party sails>Something else begins to playhttps://youtu.be/Vy4MDLwFSgo>Oh>Oh christ>This is fucking ba->Br: "Look Over HERRRrrre and let me see your body Rock!">Not even irony can stop this level of awful>Brittney CANNOT sing>At all>She's a pretty good dancer but hell>Her voice is mixed so much higher than the music>It's so high pitched>You think there might be a little auto-tune>It isn't helping>You and Jackie both have to cover your ears for shelter>She leads you over to the couch>A: "Well that was a mood killer.">Justin slams down two more beverages then reaches for the snack table>Ju: "Eh. It'sh kinna what all Brittany's parties are about.">A: "Bad singing?">You glance back to the lady of the evening>Still dancing>Still singing that TERRIBLE song>Br: "Talk shit to me you fuckings Haters. You stay put I'll see you laters!">Ju: "Nah. About her.">A: "Geeze.">At least this gives you a chance to chill>Maybe get in some chats>Jackie taps you on the shoulder>J: "I'll be back, Assanova.">A: "Funny how if I called -you- that it would just be a compliment.">Smooth>Jackie starts off for the back of the Limo>There's a bathroom back there>Dang>Who do you chill with?>Justin, Blake and Moob>Oskarr>Sabrina and Chantelle>S->Oh>Holy Knights of the Round>A: "Sabrina..."https://youtu.be/rbusENG6hCEcont
>>1721645>>1721645https://youtu.be/QZT2JwoE3g0>That girl>The POOR fucking girl>You had a date with her>Right before things got serious with Jackie>She was so nice>You just didn't show up>You just didn't>Show>up>She's looking at you>Muscles is looking at her looking at you>He's giving you the look>The look of shame>You consider putting googly eyes on him to make this less awkward>Oh whoah hot damn is that Alfonzo?What do?
>>1721648SABRINA GO GO GO GO GO GO PLZGOD GOGOGOGOGOGGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
>>1721648Yo, go hang with Oskar. That dude seems cool.
>>1721648We need to apologize to her, ditching her was NOT cool
>>1721648>Apologize. To. Sabrina.
>>1721645A P O L O G I Z E
>>1721657We didn't exactly ditch her, more we were busy trying to not die. Or rather, we were busy being in a coma not dying.
>>1721664>Apologize and tell her EVERYTHING!!!
>>1721648>go to Alfonzo all hyped as fuck>"DUUUUUUUUUUUU--">sincerely apologize to Sabrina>"--UUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!"
>APOLOGIZE TO SABRINA MEWGGA
>>1721666Still, she thinks we ditched her and that is not excusable
>>1721674>"I -KNEW- I elected you King of Science Class for a reason, bruh!"
>>1721648We need to get to Al before he sets his keikaku in motion. last thing we need is another genius planning behind our back
>>1721648one, let's text mom and tell her we're okaytwo, HOLY SHIT ALFONZOgo chill with the 'Fonz, avoid Sabrina and confrontation at all costs
>>1721691>>avoid Sabrina and confrontation at all costs>Bring this level of a bitch-ass nigga.
>>1721736>he wants to confront his problems and grows as a personlook at this normy, look at him and laugh
>>1721645>>Sabrina and Chantelle>>So, I'm still trying to figure out how to make up for missing our date. I'll let you know when I figure it out.
>>1721765>>1721648This. We can't just apologize. We gotta make it up to her somehow.
The votes>Sad Sab10 votesWew lads>Oskarr>Who is currently telling a pair of surprisingly interested girls about how he got lost in the woods for four months when he was 81 vote>The Fonzo2 votes>Good for him>He's going placesPerhaps too many.>You hike up your big boy pants>IE>Just your pants>Your huge cargo/trip pants that haven't changed size since you were 11>Dang>Ur a bean boi>Other than Muscles of course>He is excited about seeing Sabrina>He brushes his shoulder off>Polishes his back nails on the carpet so hard it makes a static shock>Which gets cancelled after 3 seasons and no merchandise>Fucking Corporate horseshit>Once you make it up to Sabrina you try to keep it simple>A: "Hey, Sab.">She doesn't really respond>She keeps eye contact with you though>The kind of eye contact one would keep with a police officer as he takes your license>A: "Listen, I-">C: "What do you -want- with her, McMoot?">Oh whoah>Chantelle?>To the rescue?>A: "To say I'm sorry.">C: "You're sorry alright.">A: "Alright first of all. I didn't come over here to talk to you, Gyrate-o-patra. I'm here to talk to Sabrina.">S: "Why didn't you show up?">The air is sucked out of the conversation>Chantelle is still a little miffed>A: "I uh...I couldn't make it cause I got in a fight and uh...I was. In a...Coma.">C: "Oh PUHleeeeze! That is the LAMEST excuse I've ever heard!">Chantelle is going to be a fucking issue>Physically Remove thot>Stay sincere>Bamboozle her>Walk offOr>OtherWhat do?
>>1721828>>Stay sincereIgnore thots, they want attention
>>1721828>Physically remove thotGently of course, but we're on a mission. Thots gonna thot, get her the fuck outta there.
>>1721828Fucking, drop a detailed bomb about how we nearly fucking died. About how we felt our bones snap and crack as our life was slowly drained from us! About how we barely made it out with our lives! TELL HER EVERY DETAIL ABOUT OUR NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCE!
>>1721828Stay sincere (fucking everyone at school can corroborate our story) and tell her we'll make it up to her somehow.We Good Boi now
>>1721828>Stay sincere>Also Introduce Mom, Space Mom, not normal mom. She can totes back you up for this.
>>1721828You know what, fuck it. Show her the scar where the bullet went through our chest. Do it quick though, and make sure we let Jackie know what we're doing if she comes out when we're explaining this.
>>1721828>Stay Sincere>Lift shirt to show scar>Apologize>Inform her that we are currently with Jackie but respect her friendship
>>1721828>>Stay sincere>"Look, Sabrina, do I strike you as the kind of guy to wimp out that fucking hard? I'm serious. I got knocked the fuck out for, like, three solid days. It was bad.">Show her your back.
>>1721828SHOW HER YOUR SCARSyou got your guts splattered, stop being such a pansy
>>1721828Read her THOT mind.READ HER MIND AND use the info we to get her outta the way.
>>1721828>>Chantelle don't make me have to choke a bitch.
>>1721855>>1721828Show her your scars and explain the shit we've been through.Of course, that is still just an excuse. We still need to make it up to her somehow.
>Do you want to know how I got these scars?
We are a man of out word. And we were legitimately fucked up. Show scars. Sincerely apologize and make no plans. If we must take them Both to quest buy as a apology trip. But no date. No follow up date.
>>1721847>>1721923Yeah if I could, I'd like to add stay sincere to my vote as well
>>1722202Remind me when did we got a pink eye.
>>1721828Be honestOffer to show her the scars to prove itAlso the fact we weren't in school for days. Confide ( just a little ) that magic shenaniganry got anon in danger. Look at Star? Basically a fight every day. We were still new to fighting.
Rolled 4 (1d10)The votes>and I mean PHYSICALLY1 vote>Walk offNo votesAs if you'd retreat from something like this. This is nothing.>Bamboozle the Thoozle3 votes>Stay Sincere13 votesThe truth. In totality.>You glare>At first, at Chantelle for being a Kahuna Kunt>Then you turn to Sabrina>She doesn't look angry>Just...>Sad>You know that sad>The same kind of sad you used to feel when you wouldn't get picked up from school>When you got left at Walmart>When you...whenever you were disappointed by someone you cared about>Your glare softens a little>You reach down>Pull on your shit>Ju: "WOO! YEAH!">Once it comes off your entire torso is exposed>Riddled>With>Scars>Everyone near you is staring>You hear them whisperIs that fear? Hm. Good.>You point to the row of pock-marks on your lower abdomen>A: "Got caught in a monster mouth.">You trace the slices on your shoulders>A: "Swords. Claws.">You point to the hole>The one still leaving a slight dent in your stomach>A: "I got shot here. Through the back.">Bl: "Dude...your BACK tho.">What is Blake on about now?>You turn>A: "What about my ba-JESUS LORD OF ALL LAYAWAY SALES!">Your back is a fucking ruin>You're like one of those sexy burn victims from your Chinese animated sequences>Except not>Because your back looks like somebody swirled a knife through pale white-boy colored clay>Mixing it with white and pink scar tissue>Ju: "Dude...">Justin looks like he's gonna be sick>He puts down some oysters he was just munching on>Bl: "What HAPPENED bro?">Moob pulls out a canteen>Takes a hefty swig>J: "They're burn marks.">Oh fug>Jackie's back>She's isn't grossed>...but she even looks way more concerned than angry>Despite you being shirtless in front of a pair of cheerleadersIs she that confident in your connection? Already? How presumptuous.>You can't help but grimace a little>Then turn back to Sabrina>A: "I was unconscious. Three days. From this.">You point back to the bullet hole>A: "It got me this.">You flex Muscles>Black barbs emerge from him up your neck>A: "Andh shish.">You show her your black canine>A: "I don't ditch people.">You glare at your feet>A: "So...so I'm sorry...and if that isn't good enough.">You smile again>Armor on in full>A: "You can go fuck yourself."Roll CHARISMA!
Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722261
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Rolled 14 + 16 (1d20 + 16)>>1722261
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1722261GOGOGOGO
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Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1722261Last time.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1722261
Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722261
Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722261Rolling.
Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722261
>>1722284I'm not mad, anon, just disappointed.
>>1722284Alright, well fuck you too.
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722261THAT'S NOT HOW YOU APOLOGIZE
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1722261
if anymore of you guys can, ROLL DAMN IT
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1722261
Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722261Man we are bad at this
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722261LOOK MAH NO HANDS
>>1722284Still a sperglord...
Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722261roll
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1722261Duck that 3That was an honest apology with straightforward evidence. We showed things that we normally wouldn't show others for her sake. She has to understand, even if she doesn't want to accept it.
>>1722284FOR GODS SAKE
>>1722353NAw it probaly Chantelle that calls bullshit and tried to start things than Saberina who'd have been cool with us.
>>1722366Sabrina's probably just gonna cry. She's upset about a missed date and Anon comes back looking like a 'nam vet? Her self-esteem is already below sea-level, there's now way we're helping with only an 11.
Wait I'm not fully up to speed on how the rolls work, but isn't this >>1722281 a critical success?
>>1722418Nope. My roll didn't hit the winning number of 4.
>>1722418naw, Quest rolls a number, and the post number that lands on it is the roll he uses, 20's just add 2 unless they land on the post number as well
>>1722404GOD DAMNIT, WE REALLY ARE A FUCKING AUTIST WITH APD
>>1722418Nah but it still helps
Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722261my roll couldn't hurt it worse than it is
>>1722282>>1722282First off you're a dear. A wonder and a true friend.>>1722284Second...WINNER!>9 total>>1722281+2!>11 total>Chantelle is still in full protecto-mode>Glaring daggers>Her hands on her hips>Sabrina however>She looks...>In awe>S: "Anon.">Her eyes are huge>When did they get so sparkly>S: "I- I understand. I had no idea you were in so much pain.">A: "Well I mean it's more of an existential dread than anythi-">C: "No! Nuhuh! I am not letting your get Brandon-ed again, Sabrina.">S: "He's not like that! Anon's a warrior!">She's sparkling at you again>S: "A hero...">That was easy>Disgustingly easyHilariously so. This one has the pliability of dough. I wonder if she could baked into something useful.>You shudder>No>You aren't that kind of guy>If you were though...>Sabrina would be your dream come true>C: "Maybe you oughta hang out with your girlfriend and other Meat-head buddies tonight Pseudo-nonymous.">A: "That wasn't even clever.">C: "Just like you.">Oh this fucking who->Br: "ATTENTION!">AAAHHHH>Your EARS!>Your BoDy!>Why does this car/bus/party van have a separate sound system just for Brittany's cheese grater to nuts sounding voice?>Br: "No more talking!">The big B marches right over to Moob and Oskarr>Who are eating Hotdogs so fast you can hear the Pigs planning to rise up in 2030>She slaps a dog right out of Moob's hand>Br: "No more snacks!">She pulls the mic right up into her lips>Her breath ruins the cardioid function on it>She sounds like someone from your CSGO games>Br: "ITSH TIMEH FOR MY PRESENTSH.">SHHHHRRRIIIP>A portal has opened>Did you?No, darling. You didn't.>A: "Oh it is o-"cont
>>1722446>>1722446>Out pops Star Butterfly>Immediately followed by Marco>Fucking>Diaz>They're both ass up>S: "Hi Brittany!">Br: "Freak-fly!?">M: "Jackie?">J: "Marco?">M: "Uhh..Hey! Fancy seeing you hEUAH-">Haha>Marco can't handle conversation in a moving vehicle>Just like reading>Loud sounds>Watching videos>Or counting out loud>He's motion sick>Just like you remember him>Br: "Star you were NOT invited to this party!">S: "Yes I was! You said when pigs flew I would be invited! Did you not -see- the population of winged pork-boys I sent to your house!?">Br: "You sent 'what' to my h-">S: "Here's your present!">Star is offering Brittany an egg>Br: "What is this?">S: "An egg!">Well whad'ya know>Br: "So?">S: "It's a Pegasus egg!">Brittany just looks fucking salty>She takes the gift anyways>Then points to the back of the Limo>S: "Tribute accepted Princess Loser. Now go mingle and DON'T ruin my party!">Star is here>She has cemented her presence with the gift of avian EquinesWhat do?
>>1722454i mean we should probably go buy a gift nowor give her our dream fragment, i don't see how that would be useful to us
>>1722454Hey, let's see if we can hang with Jackie AND Sabrina. I think that'd be real neato.
>Talk to Alfonzo
>>1722454>>Had written travel pass>>Free airfare to and from the destination of her choice for her and all her guests.
>>1722454INVITE ALABASTER and JannaBITCHES LOVE UNICORNSSTEP UP YOUR FUCKING GAME, MCMOOT
>>1722454Go check on Alfonzo.Enough thots for now, time to bro up Also check out why he got so brain swole
>>1722454>Ignore Star, Go Talk to Alfonzohttps://youtu.be/Qd8-IYovLRQIGNORE MAGICAL THOTS
>>1722454>Ignore them, if they engage us, whatever, but we're not going to start anything>Approach the Alfman, King of Álfheimr and also maths
>>1722454>Pegasus>which is essentially a winged Unicorn egg>tease Star about her betraying her Narwhal loyalties
>>1722479I like this. DO this
>>1722454First of all, don't start anything. If we absolutely have to interact with them, be cordial, but stay aloof. Second, hang out near our friends. They can support us if Star or Marco try anything.Third, be aware of anything fucky happening. we cannot afford to be off of our guard with Star around.Now then. Let's hang out with Alfonzo and Oskar. Introduce them to each other if they don't know each other, and see how they have been doing.
>>1722479>>1722472THIS TOO.Proceed upon Starnon thoughout the Tsundere Route.
>>1722461Fuggit, I'mma support talking to the king of science class, Alfonzo.
>>1722454let's go hang with Jackie again. That, and text our mom about where we are and we'll be home tonight.
>>1722454Let's go hang out with alfo
>>1722479Pegasus don't even have magical horns, I'm disappointed Star.
>>1722446I shitposted as fast as I could
>>1722460switching to >>1722479but also talk to alfonzo if you can
>>1722479Supporting. What could go wrong?
>>1722454>CALL THE UNICORN>ONE UP THAT LOSER
>>1722479This, along with talking with talking with Alfonzo.Also, text mom when you get a chance.
I return! Back at my home computer. Let. Us. COUUUUNNT!
The vot-a-roos>Talk to Alfonzo>He grow >Now we Glow up10 votes>Mock Star for betraying her precious Narwhals8 votes>Go chill with Jackie>Best friend you have here>Next to Luna, that is1 vote>Invite Unicorn that did nothing wrong2 votes>Jackie looks a little apprehensive>You're staring down at Marco>Who's looking at your girlfriend>Then back up at Star>Who is looking at you>You recall some embarassing moments between the two of you>Your insides are screaming>Your arm is screaming for another shot at that royal ass>Marco throws up>Which brings it all into perspective>Without even making a twitch of facial expression>You turn to Alfonzo>A: "So, Science King what's happening my man?">He was trying to talk to Megan Grandlym>A mid-tier cheerleader who's always kept to herself>Bold, actuallyYou just noticed a political move. Your new perception is paying off.>Huh>Guess stats mean things once in a while>Alfonzo jumps when you suddenly call his name>He spills a little bit of his punch on Megan>As you approach you start to pick out certain details>Alf is in a nice button up>With clean pants>No-...No glasses?>He squints very little but when he does it's usually at something far away>He's a little jumpy>Alf: "A-Anon! Heyyyy buddy!">A: "How'd you get in here?">Alfonzo looks like he's pondering something before he answers>His finger rubs the top of his cup>Alf: "I was uh...I was invited.">Fucking WHoms'd>A: " -You- were invited?">Alf: "Y-yes?">A: Hey! O-dawg!">Oskarr pulls his face out of the shrimp cocktail bucket>He's just been chewing ice and shellfish>O: "HWa?">A: "Were you invited?">He swallows all of the unchewed ice>The shrimp too>O: "Nope!">Jackie leans over>J: "He was my plus 1. I'm prolly gonna go chill for a while.">She rubs your back as she leaves>Just enough>Like she was getting a feel for how much lotion and possible surgery you're gonna need>You are alone with the Fonz>A: "Aight first of all, Bull shit.">Alfonzo looks a little cross.>A: "You got invited -before- Oskarr? My man. How? What was your master plan?">Alf: "Well, maybe I just -earned- it did you consider that?">A: "Yeah. I'm just smart enough to know you earned the Alfonzo way. The 'smart' way.">You look over your shoulder>Star is talking to Justin>She's bouncing on the balls of her feet>Then, in a whirlwind of excitement waves her magic wand>All the couches are bounce-house couches>Everybody's jumping for joy>A: "Unlike SOME PEOPLE who got here by TREACHERY TO THEIR NARWHAL FRIENDS!">M: "HUAARRRGH!">Marco has puked out the window>It dismounts a guy from his bike>RIP>Star tries to act like she hadn't heard you>You flex your braincont
>>1722707>>1722707>S: "Oh by the laced wings of Selentillia I'm gonna punch that boy. Pegasi aren't even Unicorns you ignorant Mud-Monkey why are you looking at me!?">She heard you>A: "Hah.">Alf: "I cheated on the placement exams.">A: "Bu-">Alf: "I cheated, Anon.">A: "Whubuh-">Alf: "So I won.">You're stunned>Alfonzo always seemed so shy>So quiet>A: "Why would you...tell me that?">Alf: "Do you care?">A: "...that is a fair counter point.">Alf: "You inspired me, my frightening friend. I want to climb this ladder we call life! I saw that-a Brittany was struggling in Maths. So. I placed highest on the state Exams and 5th in the country. Exactly where I wanted. So I couldn't get caught and uh...After a makeover.">He motions to his moderate but noticeable change in wardrobe>Alf: "I was allowed to talk to her long enough to do her homework for her.">A: "So she invited you to her birthday?">Alf: "Oh. No. Haha, I just faked an email from her dad saying she needed more smart people in her inner circle.">A: "...">Alf: "She bought it!">Alfonzo hands you a drink>Clinks his cup against it>Then drinks deep>Alf: "Am I not doing you proud!?">Luna has been invisible for almost this entire party>She was on your shoulder up until you began to dance>Suddenly>She's back>With a demure smile that never falters once>L: "We should destroy him.">Alf: "Eu-what the?">A: "..."What do?
>>1722723Ma, what the shit?
>>1722723>>I think you're picking up on the wrong parts of the lesson. It's about getting what makes it all worth it and being able to hold onto it.
>>1722723Well, if he wanted to get into the party that badly, I don't think it's that bad.Just thought he'd do it by being really smart, as opposed to cheating. His muscly brain is what attracted us to him in the first place.Let's keep talking with the Fonz, but let's NOT destroy him.
>>1722723>''you are lost...''
>>1722723Errr, care to elaborate, Momma?
>>1722723No but seriously what? He's learning all the wrong lessons because he's cheating but why the destruction? Everything Anon has done has been through blood(so much blood), sweat, and tears(so many tears), if anything it'd be worth it to admonish Alfonso, not destroy him.
>>1722723pretty much >>1722729
>>1722736She could mean metaphorically destroy him. Not actually kill him right here and now.
>>1722729I'll support this
>>1722723"Aim for the stars, I am proud to count you among my agents." Then draw in close. "Remember who made you and your fortune will continue."Be all super evil villain edge lord about it just to make sure he doesn't try to off us someday for a bullshit reason.
>>1722723Soon, but not now Luna. He could still be useful. But.We should be careful.Well, Alfonzo's methods seem to have gotten him results. I suppose we should continue to listen to him. Of course, don't exclude Oskar from the conversation, ask him how he's been.
>>1722723Im proud my manJust remember your boy when you make it to the top yeah?It's never good for rising stars to burn out too quick.
>>1722723I think we need more information before something that drastic. But I think he is someone to watch. He has ambition and brains a potent but dangerous combination. >>1722729Let's see if reviewing the lessons works to straighten him out. Discuss more but plan for laterThen let's troll star
>>1722723We should probably have Luna elaborate? To us alone?We can act further afterward.But he should be focused on making his strengths stronger. You act on your strength, backfires will recoil less.
>>1722751Can we get a sparring match with Star?Anon low-key needs it. In order to stop being as wary of star, he needs to be able to at least lose to her only slightly. Gets the tension out of the way after at least.
>>1722723UGH. It's gonna be like that scene in gladiator where Commodus murders his father after he denies him his throne.
>>1722729>>1722723This. However, as Anon doesn't particulaily care what Alfonzo does just point out to him that that's not how we did so.We aint gonna snitch him out or anything, just give him a warning about the dangers doing things the easy way.
>>1722754I approve of this good idea. Be a heck of a scrap, but probably get some unresolved tension out. This prompts a question, star is from a warrior culture with princess leaders. If we win is it like red Sonja. She has to marry us because we won?
>>1722754>>1722779>Can we get a sparring match with Star? Dont think that's a good idea until we get our wand.
>>1722779We could ask first? And we can set restrictions on what occurs in the combat.Maybe get her to buy the healing Funyons for after the match due to her royal stipend
Rolled 4 (1d10)The votes>Wtf Luna?4 votes>Accept Alfonzo's rising Nuclear core2 votes>Miss the point, you have my apprectice10 votesRoll Charisma!
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722787Ok
Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722787
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722787
Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722787
Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722787
Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722787CHA-CHA-CHARISMAON BALANCE OFF BALANCE IT DON'T MATTER I'M BETTER THAN YOU
Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722787
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)
Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722787Still wanna ask Luna to explain herself afterwards.
>>172279421 STOP ROLLING
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722787Rolling.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1722787
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1722787Alfonzo you can do better my friend!
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1722787>15+6=21>Not 25ROOOOOOLLI WANT TWO MORE 20s BOYS
So Star doesn't have telepathy since we easily read her mind.Exploitable?
>>1722723>10 intelligence>Cheated>isn't afraid to admit it because he knows Anon doesn't care>Places highest in the state, but has the wherewithal to shoot lower country wide so not to draw heat>Begins assimilation>Manages to get to do Britt's homework>Fakes an email from her dad, a big rich business man, so Brittney lets him into her circle.>To fake such an email you'd need to hack or steal his address and password and a guy who makes that much money would no doubt not be so easy to bamboozlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgBYtop_rVoHis Keikaku is too stronk, we need to be careful!This guy did all this shit just to get in with the inner circle of the cool kids, imagine what he's capable of if he desires to climb higher on the "ladder of life"?
>>1722829It's an advantage we hold over her. It's exploitable, but the problem is that it's not particularly useful in combat. Which is the only real situation where she can really compete or even beat us.It's useful, yes, helps us know when she's focusing on us, but it's not exactly game changing. Immunity removal, on the other hand, well. Just imagine what will happen if we combine that with hungering flames.
>>1722830Dunno, but it seems like a glaring weak point for someone with powerful magic. Hell, even Marco's monster arm could defend against our telepathy.At the very least, it's something we can laugh at. But if she becomes an enemy that's out to kill us, then it's a weakness we can exploit if we train our telepathy so we can attack with it.
>>1722794>>1722794The winner.>21 total>You self examine very infrequentlyAn understatement, to be sure.>Still>You know what's going on here>Alfonzo's turning into something ugly>Something cruel>There might be hope for him now but...>A: "You're not my friend.">Alf: "Anon...but we ruled deh Science class togethe-">A: "Alfonzo. You're getting by off of lies.">Alf: "So! I was competent enough to make the lie! I got them to believe it! So I earned my reward.">A: "No. You stole it.">You think to Luna>A: "What did you mean by destroy?">L: "I meant exactly what I said. Liars don't exclude. They don't make exceptions. Eventually they become so alone they'll try to forget the truth. To keep up their illusion of worth. He's hungry. Greedy.">A: "He's misguided.">L: "He isn't a threat...but he could be.">A: "He's a kid.">L: "So were you, my dear. I'm afraid age only loosely relates to one's worthiness for mercy. If such a thing does exist.">A: "Let me try to show him.">L: "Anonymous...">A: "Please.">L: "Oh, alright. For you. Just remember~">L: "If you hurt my son.">Luna leans foreward off of your shoulder>L: "I'll fill your lungs with leeches.">Alf: "Y-y-y-y-">L: "Yes Ma'am?">Alf: "Yuf-y-yo-">Luna smiles at Alf>Something goes off from her eyes>His eyes explode into pink light>Alf: "Yes Madame, of course I would never presume to be worthy of laying a hair on his hea-">A: "Oh come on!">L: "What?">A: "That's just mind control!">L: "What it -is-.">Luna wiggles her nose>She->Ok that one's going to need processing later>Some sparks go off>Alfonzo is free>Alf: "Where and who am I?">L: "Farewell.">She's gone>A: "Look, Alf.">You grab his shoulders>A: "Do you know what kept you down in the gutter all those years? Sailing in life-boat friendships?">Alf: "My weakness?">A: "No!">You sit down>Pulling him down beside you>A: "It was assholes.">Alfonzo blushes but whispers 'assholes' to himself as if he were chiseling it into his soulcont
>>1722832Ditto. We have to be super careful here.I hope we pass this CHA check.
>>1722845>>1722845>A: "It was assholes like Brittany.">You motion to the girl who sneers as she opens a box with a golden Chanel handbag>Br: "I already -have- one!">She tosses it aside>S: "I-I'm so sorry, Brittney! I'll return it and get another o-">Br: "Return it and keep the money, Sab. Christ if you're gonna save up that much just buy lunch with it!">S: "Y-yes ma'am.">Br: "Next!">Alf: "Well, they have power. Doesn't that mean we should be like them?">A: "Lemme explain something to you, Alfon.">You motion to the sky>A: "See that?">Alf: "The residual glow of stars that died countless eons ago? Yes.">A: "Do you know what's out there?">Alf: "...Theoreticall-">A: "Death.">You pull him back to you>A: "Nothing else. No air. No light that won't burn you. Death. Alf. Death that is certain.">Alf: "I never knew you were a philosopher.">You look at your feet>Flex your toes inside the boots>You've been wearing these for days>You can kind of smell them from here>A: "I'm not. I'm just...too aware of how the world works.">Muscles slaps around on the dance floor>As you speak he's moving>Grooving>Like there was nothing in him but the dance>A: "I know that it's nothing but death, and a bunch of assholes who think their temporary lives are so important they have to crush everybody underneath them to prove it.">Alf: "So I shouldn't have cheated?">A: "Nah...you shouldn't have cheated just for yourself.">You pat him>A: "You've got power now, bud. That power you always wanted.">You summon fire over your hand>A: "Stop acting like you're the same as people who were -born- with it.">You said born like is was a sour taste in your mouth>A: "They can't be like us. They never will...we were born different...and we owe it to ourselves to be different than they are.">You close your fingers>The fire dies there>It does not die in Alfonzo's eyes>Alf: "Thank you...my friend.">A: "Yeah.">You pat him>A: "Now you sound like you're gettin' it."YOU HAVE HAD DANCE FUNSMOOCHESA FIGHTSOME REAL TALK>Pretty bangin' party so far>What do with the rest of your night, Anonymous?>Shiggy the dance floor (Release madness and mental strain)>Hang with Jackie (+Relationship status)>Schmooze and Cruise (Gain new connects)>Hang with Brittany (Learn how the ""better"" half lives and probably throw a lot of shade)
>>1722873>Shiggy the dance floor (Release madness and mental strain)>Hang with Jackie (+Relationship status)>Schmooze and Cruise (Gain new connects)>Hang with Brittany (Learn how the ""better"" half lives and probably throw a lot of shade)Look at all these things that have benefits to Anon...LETS TROLL STAR
>>1722873>Hang with Jackie (+Relationship status)
>Hang with Jackie while dancing.
>>1722873>>Schmooze and Cruise (Gain new connects)
>>1722875Suppo- HAHAHA fuck off>>1722873>Shiggy the dance floor (Release madness and mental strain)
>>1722873>Shiggy the dance floor (Release madness and mental strain)Let's relax and recover before we go back to killing people.
>>1722873>Schmooze and Cruise>Hang with Jackiecould we split our time between these things?ALSO, could we please text mom to tell her we're okay?
>>1722873>>1722875yeh, pretty much this
>>1722873Jackie hang time yo!
>>1722873Lets open up a small portal behind star tap her on the back and close it before she has a chance to react and lets do this every couple minutes until she gets visibly distressed and also hang out with jackie
>>1722873>Hang with Jackie (+Relationship status)>toss Marco a barf bag or something.
>>1722873>No Crack open a cold one with The Boys optionWhateverAll of these are good but im guessing no one wants to buddy up with Brit after that speech sooooooo>Hang with Jackie (+Relationship status)>Schmooze and Cruise (Gain new connects)
>>1722873It's trolling time. It's been a few days since we have brought star on a ruse cruse. And she has so kindly stopped by at our Port of call. unicorns>narwhals
>>1722873Shiggy on the dance floorHang with the Jackie
>>1722888>toss marco barf bagAlso this, we may want to start being civil at some point. We already cucked him, is there much more point in pushing it further?
>>1722873>Shiggy the dance floor (Release madness and mental strain)Might as well get our SAN back up from what happened in The Hole.If we find the time, however, we should get around to making our wand. While we're hiding in the restroom, of course. Don't want to let Star know what we're doing, if we can.
>>1722873>No option to try and patch things up with Star and/or Marco.Really Quest?We should really try to get that princess social link going, especially when Ludo might attack pretty soon.
>>1722873WHERE THE FUCK IS JANNA
>>1722904She's not at the party dude.I doubt she's the type that those these kinds of things, why do you think Oskarr was Jackie's plus 1?
>>1722873>troll Star about how Unicorns > Narwhals>but then seriously inform her about the Monster Problem (more specifically, the Ludo Problem)
>>1722902We need combat to make that happen. The tension has reached a point simply talking won't work. The tension has to be defused before talking can go anywhere, like the Marco fight.We need the Star spar/fight for a multitude of reasons.
>>1722902>>1722902Anon is simply not close enough to attempt that.>New social linksHowever.Can easily help open those avenues.Anon has been...far less than kind to either of them.You can't U-turn at 90 mphBless you, regardless
>>1722875>>1722908>>but then seriously inform her about the Monster Problem (more specifically, the Ludo Problem)We don't exactly know abotu Ludo taking over the monsters and shit.However, we CAN warn her about the spooks, who she probably doesn' know about.I suggest we do that.
>>1722910In this case, I'm changing my vote to that, which I assume is >schmooze and cruise?
>>1722909>The tension has reached a point simply talking won't work.Says who?Mewgga, we are on speaking terms with Star, she even held back on our Narwhal jab.The problem isn't much the tension but the fact Anon never stops with the teasing/dicking around, they never really had much of a conversation to begin with.>>1722910She's still salty about the car through wall so we could read about Marco's trap ass thing, isn't she?Damn that 1.I guess if fighting Ludo's goons together is what it takes to open that up, then I guess we must.
>>1722902Fair point I want to add some social links to our trolling. Star is a rival. Ludo is our enemy. Maybe some bonding with ass kick. Seems mewggers can't keep the rifraf on their planet in line. >>1722893
>>1722913>>1722873Vote for warning Star about the Spooks & Ludo + >Shiggy the dance floor (Release madness and mental strain)
Yeah. Also make sure to tell her about Ludo and his monster attacks.
>>1722913The monsters that ambushed us mentioned king Ludo.
>>1722913well by Monster/Ludo Problem, I moreso meant the whole "Ludo is attacking me with more than just bumbling idiots" thing.
>>1722925This is actually valid and needs emphasizing with her. She wasn't there for us showing our scars.If we tell her its serious and don't meme around when telling her we need to talk, she'll probably walk aside to hear us out. The relationship is bad on a 'friends' level, but we haven't crossed from rivals to enemies. The times we helped them fight others off has helped. Plus we have a bullet wound to make things clear.
>>1722908I think Star already knows, dude. No point in doing so.
>>1722925OK, but the same has already happened to Star. So.... WHY?
>>1722873Hang with our girl jackie!
>>1722931She should know about the monsters, but she should also know telepathy or some way of defending her mind but she doesn't.But fine. Rather than tell her about the monster problem, let's ask her what's her plan for dealing with the monsters. We're planning on killing them, and it would suck if we ended up getting in each other's way when we have the same goal.She does have a plan, right?
Let the voting be overIt is TIME my friends!To let the night take us away!It is time...to...SHINE-Oh wait no haha nevermind.COUUUUUUUNNNT!
>>1722925That reminds me>Also ask Luna about that one Lantern that-->A: "What was that birdbrain's name again? Sketchers or something???">--was using on us.
>>1722873>>1722895Changing hang with Jackie to Schmooze and cruise.
The votes>Jackie Atackie make your heart feel Wackie9 votes>Makes some more good buddy friends9 votes>Bother the Bug5 votes>Just Dance3 votesWould you look at that.A tie.>A: "What'd blake say to the midget that wanted to fuck him?">You steal Brittany's Bitch shades>She buys new ones and has them drone delivered without comment>A: "Let's get FUCKIN' DOWN!"https://youtu.be/jiH1wNmZTII?list=RDMMrs6zomWAio4>You pound it out there>Several times you piss Brittany off>Yet still are the life of the party>You're an animal>You're an animal in the jungle>Parties are wild>So you fit right in>At one point you and Justin did a Push-up Contest on top of the party-mobile>He almost won>You gave Muscles a lil' smooch>He had huge blushie marks>You really took the chance to hang with Jackie>You missed her>She missed you too>The only caveat is that she just would not stop tracing your scars>The burn marks>Your off-colored eye>Muscles snatched many a squeeze>At one point it pulled her in for a sick slowdance because of the sharpness of his booty pinch>Th-thanks bud>You released the skullbois and used them as props for Charades>Even Star Butterfly laughed at one of your jokes>A: "Don't laugh at my jokes.">You said with a totally straight face>Everyone else got tense>But her and Jackie>S: "Th- haha! Don't be funny, you jerk!">Marco did his best on the ride>At one point you pointed him out the window by picking him up by the seat of his pants>A: "You alright Queezy?">He gave you the thumbs up>You got to meet that one Cheerleader Alf was trying to talk to>She's pretty cool>Meg: "Oh hey, what's up?">A: "Just rockin' and rollin.">Meg: "I hate this shit.">A: "Why?">Meg: "My feet hurt. None of these guys are over a 6 cause Brittany didn't want any dudes more handsome than Justin around. The music's pretty loud and I just wanna go home and fart into my sleeping pants while I crank it to Inspirational speeches.">A: "Hm.">You have added Megan on FB>The first black girl you've ever talked to>Without duress>Nice>Jackie showed you how to do jello shots>There wasn't real achohol but any excuse to get closer to Jackie's exposed belly button was pretty acceptable>Brittany did another Karaoke bit>Star cast a spell that muted her>Fuckyear>Notbad>You and bois did several very stupid things>Group-tossed Moob through a table>Encouraged Blake to eat so much food he actually thought he was going to die>Played Chicken Joust on a moving vehicle>Sabrina cheered for you>Chantelle booped her with her thumb>Justin had a pretty good plan>His Bulk>Blake's reach>Perfect combo?>Nah>You grabbed Moob>Who had 11 taco-tuckers and a 2 liter a coke>Shook him up with a chemical grenade>Then unabashedly sprinted at your friends>It was nasty>Jackie got into a belching contest>She destroyed everyone>Even Moob>He was salty as fuck>Bitched about the wage gap not being real for like a half hour
>>1723007>>1723007>At one point Oskarr stole the Aux Cord>He played his mixtape for 3 minutes before people demanded something they could sing along too>He was crushed>The tunes weren't really bad>You mentioned your Sax's prodigal return>Oskarr convinced you to play something with him sometime>He also added you on Headbook>At one point Dirt Bro somehow climbed in the back window>Brittany Flipped>You kept him on the bus for a full 5 minutes and helped him steal half the shrimp>DB: “Watch out for pumpkins!”>A: “Fuck.”>After he left, and everything wound down you were left with Jackie>You discussed a whole lot>Learned even more about her than you thought was possible in an evening>She games>Not many in terms of variety but the ones she likes she can play for eternity>Full on G-rank in almost every portable Monster Hunter>Tournament and IV trained Pokeymans>A: “But do you fug them?”>Arm punched>Jackie laughs at your jokes almost as much as your Mom used to>You tell her about some of the shit you’ve been through>She listens>With a lot more understanding than someone who’s never been through cosmic shit should have>When it matters she doesn’t try to fill you up with advice>She just listens>She listens and doesn’t pity you>Hell>Seems like she admires you>A: “Hey, Jack.”>J: “Yeah?”>A: “…I-…”>What do you say?>You don’t know how you feel half of the time?>You’re not scared dying so it’s good to be alive?>You have a crush on like 6 people and she’s just the one that keeps getting the most votes in your head?>A: “It’s good to be home.”>She holds you>Which makes it real>That idea of ‘home’>Which leaves>As soon as she makes it into her door Anon. >A: “Yeah?”>Luna doesn’t muddle things>She fills the back of your head with warm pink light>It’s like a psionic hug>Or holding your hand Let’s get you home. Big day tomorrow. >A: “Doing what?” Isn’t that the beauty of it? >The sun is rising You and I are free now. [/spoier]>The wind blows your tattered hair and hoodie Tomorrow, we can do whatever we please. SESSION END!
>>1723009Thanks for running Quest! Had fun.
>>1723009>>1723009You know what it is my mystical Meme-gremlin bretheren!Discord for the Shitting Postshttps://discord.gg/x25nAShTwitter! For the dank memes and announcements!https://twitter.com/StarVsQuestNext Session MONDAY! at 4pm US Central time!Stay blesst
>>1723015buh-lesssee you next time, Quest
Things to do:>make wand>kill MiB>kill Ludo>investigate dream shard>investigate deaths of alternate selves
>>1723032don't forget about that card that Omnitraxus gave usand don't forget about organizing a barbeque for all of our friends when we get the wandinviting all the adults and the MHC tooAND DON'T FORGETwe gotta play this theme when we get the wandhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htDB8SuLrng
>>1723024>>1723009Almost as bad a halflings, Anon. Trust me.Marrows are better they don't talk as much.
thanks for running QM this was so beautiful that i cried and i am not lying
>>1723037Let's invite Star but not Marco.
>>1725691Nah, let's invite neither.
>>1723037We should tell Star that puppies are inferior to cats, see if that strikes a nerve. Then leave without acknowledging them at all afterwards
>>1725806If we invite Star but not him it snubs Marco. We don't get along with Star and she punched us in the face, yet she somehow still got invited but not him.
>>1725893Or, we don't invite either of them. Because it'd be a frens only BBQ, and Star is not our friend. Neither is Marco.
>>1725893well she punched us for a bad joke. while that was not a way for her to endear her to us it is forgivable, especially for the shit we went through. Marco, however, pitied us and pretty much only hung out with is because he felt bad, and that is something that cuts much deeper then any blade
>>1725941What about that part where she tried to kill our soul sister, Muscles? Out of nowhere, and also chopped Susan's head off. Then insulted Susan and called her evil.
>>1723037Call it a "BBQ for friends (and Star and Marco too.)"
>>1725941>Marco, however, pitied us and pretty much only hung out with is because he felt bad, and that is something that cuts much deeper then any bladeI think that's just Anon antagonizing Marco so he doesn't have to deal with the fact that he's a prick.If Marco really pitied us that much he would had kept hanging with us and shunned Star. He either simply things that Star is much more amicable to be around of that he not hanging out with us wouldn't had affected us that much.
>>1726578He tried being with us, then we got punched.Then we avoided them, then got into the fight with a corrupted Marco, then we antagonised them out of spite.We got better on QuestBuy.
>>1726578From thread 9>A: "Wahh wahh nobody takes me seriously! My mom's really hot and I feel emasculated by my dad!">M: "At least I treat people with respect!">A: "Out of fear of their disapproval! That's why you're not really a bad boy. YOU CARE TOO MUCH!">M: "Well at least I care at ALL! YOU ONLY HATE ON EVERYONE AND DISS THINGS! When did liking this stop being cool!?">A: "I don't give a fuck about being cool! Have you -SEEN- me!?">M: "Yeah! I've seen you spiteful and bitter to everyone around you except me! Then when I couldn't hold your HAND anymore you turned on me like I had stabbed you in the back!">A: "You DITCHED ME!">M: "I HAD RESPONSIBILITIES! PEOPLE TRUST ME! Because! I! Care! SOMETHING A- A- SOURPUSS NE'ER DO WELL LIKE YOU COULD NEVER HAVE!"Marco and Anon are basically polar opposites, now that Marco isn't our friend anymore, I highly doubt we'll ever get along at this point. Tolerate each other, maybe, but not friends.
>>1726829To be fair, Marco was unaware that mom is a pill addict and dad was a child boxing champion. And anon isn't going to tell anyone because that he doesn't want pity. Pity would eat at him harder than any punch. He's still getting used to being cared about by Jackie. Marco is a deeper rift than Star for sure though. He stated he was our friend out of pity. Basically he held anon back by not believing him. Now he thinks anon is a Chad or something. And that Jackie likes anon just because girls like bad guys or something like that. Let alone the fact he thinks anon stole her from him. There are just too many personal factors. With star, it's just that she seems to never have struggled for the powers, wealth, and comfort she has. Not nearly as personal as much as her representing all he struggled against. Tldr: The Marco schism will only heal when both parties are able to fully open up on the things they his from one another. Marco has to accept he was passively an asshole.Star has to suffer or be beaten by anon in order for any connection to form. He needs the image of everything going right for this pretty princess to be broken. She has to give him respect, either positive or negative.
>>1726829>>1726859>Marco and Anon are basically polar opposites, now that Marco isn't our friend anymore, I highly doubt we'll ever get along at this point. Tolerate each other, maybe, but not friends.Except that Marco was on Tentacle Arm when he said those things. It literally made him more evil. Anon's just fucking salty that he prefers spending time with Star, but they were good friends before their break.They even hanged out and Anon helped him barf from the bus' window last session
>>1726859>Star has to suffer or be beaten by anon in order for any connection to form.>You released the skullbois and used them as props for Charades>Even Star Butterfly laughed at one of your jokes>A: "Don't laugh at my jokes.">You said with a totally straight face>Everyone else got tense>But her and Jackie>S: "Th- haha! Don't be funny, you jerk!"Nah.
>>1726868>Laughs at one of our jokes>They totally connected dude
>>1726866>Anon's just fucking salty that he prefers spending time with Star, but they were good friends before their break.Here's the thing, if they were such good fiends, then Marco HAD to have some idea as to the shit Anon was dealing with at home and at school, and yet he still dropped him like a bag of wet dogshit.So either Marco was being willfully ignorant to the abuse Anon went through, was purposefully ignoring it, or he just didn't really care.
>>1726871It's true tho.There's also the meme messaging and the thing with the dead kitten.Sure. Star still thinks Anon is a jerk and Anon still thinks that Star is a spoiled princess, but that doesn't mean that every single on of the interactions they have ahd with each other has been negative. Star still thinks that Anon is a redeemable jerk, and Anon still lusts after her because of his subconcious crush because of Sky Flutterby.
>>1726875Except that everyone in real life is always surprised when one of their friends or relatives comes out about stories of household abuse.You think Anon, with how much of a proud, independent boi that he is would go around crying to anyone about something so traumatic such as that? And before you go out and tell me about him showing off his scars, those are not emotionally painful to him. Physical pain he can deal with, and he's even proud of it, but he's not going to on about how he cried over his mommy book some asshole bird tore apart to even his best friends.
>>1726829Everything Marco said in that fight should be taken with a grain of salt. The guy wasn't in full control of his mind.
>>1726876No it isn't though. That's really grasping at straws. She laughed at a joke, any joke can be funny no matter who it's coming from if it's a good joke. That's not how you connect with people. And even then, I think that's a real fucking bad thing that Star thinks Anon is a redeemable jerk. It means she doesn't like us for us. She likes the idealized version of us in her head. Not the real Anon. And that last part is just kinda factually wrong.
>>1726880I never said that Anon would go around crying about his problems, or even talking about Luna's book being destroyed for that matter. just that Marco had to have some suspicions about why Anon wanted to hang out at his house, and never got invited to his.And you kinda glossed over the 'at school' bit, because you can't tell me Marco didn't know about the bullying either.
>>1726907>And you kinda glossed over the 'at school' bit, because you can't tell me Marco didn't know about the bullying either.That guy was a speck on the floor tho. He didn't even exclusively bully Anon, but alot of people in general just like in the show.
>>1726885Nice way of ignoring all of the other ways they have connected, and wether you think it is or not, laughter really helps people connect with each other. Being able to find similar things funny is a ling between people on itself.>It means she doesn't like us for us. She likes the idealized version of us in her head.>This fucking argument again.I how many times are you gonna be wrong in the same way?The only reason Star doesn't like Anon and fully trust him is because1. Anon keeps being a jerk to her.2. He's using magic that is very clearly darker in nature than hers. Sure, good things might come from it, but that doesn't stop vampiric powers and necromancy from being scary as fuck, specially if the person using them keeps harrasing you.If it weren't for these two things Star and Anon would hang out as good as Star and Marco do, t. The Universe where Anon and Star become best friends.Anon just needs to stop antagonizing Star and Star just needs to realize that he really means well for them to become closer.
>>1726985Oh, oh. So sorry. Didn't know I needed to go down the list of all the times they've "connected" lemme see if I can get his right.>Star saw Anon at his weakest point, when Luna died and felt pity for himNot really connecting, just Star feeling sad for him. Also her pitying him. Newsflash, fren. Anon does not like being pitied. Even then, pity is a very bad thing for relationships in general. There's a reason why Quest has specified that our legit current GF, Jackie, hasn't pitied us yet. >Star felt sad for us when she learned our cat was fugged upAgain, pity. Bad thing. They didn't connect. Star just felt sad for us. That's not connecting. What else.... when have we even directly interacted with her at all? Err.... I can't think of anything else. Please do tell if I've missed anything.And OK, wow, Star has a vaguely similar sense of humor to us.... If there's any connection at all, it's as deep as a puddle. Like, I got people in real life I know, whom I really hate, yet we can still laugh at the same jokes. But at the end of the day I'll still say I don't like them. See, it's more Anon's a jerk in general that Star doesn't like. She doesn't really seem to agree with his cynical, angry out look on everything. Kinda puts them at odds with her happy, optimistic out look on everything. And yes, our magic is very evil like. And Star's super jumpy and assuming when it comes to evil looking things. Another trait Anon doesn't quite like. I don't see her not thinking this any time soon, especially with Luna back and being all spoopy. So in conclusion, Anon and Star need rather sizable character changes for them to get along. Surprising. Hell, you bring up that alternate universe, didn't you notice that other Anon was real different? He seemed happier, more naive and chill. He clearly hasn't gone through the shit of knowing and surviving the fact that fate itself wants you dead like ourselves. Meaning: He's a really different character.
>>1727051>Not really connecting, just Star feeling sad for him. Also her pitying him. Newsflash, fren. Anon does not like being pitied. Even then, pity is a very bad thing for relationships in general. There's a reason why Quest has specified that our legit current GF, Jackie, hasn't pitied us yet.>Again, pity. Bad thing. They didn't connect. Star just felt sad for us. That's not connecting. W R O N GRONGQuest specifically explained this. Go back and reread everything.It was Anon who saw pity in Star's eyes, which he hated, but that was not what Star saw in him. She saw a warrior. A survivor. Star respected that regardless of what Anon THOUGHT she saw.Either way, this has nothing to do with them connecting over OTHER stuff which you're still ignoring.>didn't you notice that other Anon was real different? He seemed happier, more naive and chill.>I am going to entirely a persons personality and hidden sides just by seeing them a single moment of their life.Good job making the same mistake that Star AND Anon are doing. Just because Anon was particularly happy and worryless in that moment doesn't mean that he isn't more similar to our Anon than he is different. The only thing that scene tells us is that Star and Anon had a good introduction and didn't start on the wrong foot.
>>1727063OK then. When have they connected then? If you could provide an example of these "OTHER STUFF" it'd be much appreciated. Also, I looked back on that "warrior" comment. >"Now the night ended with her seeing Anon for what he is. A warrior with a soul of fucking steel."I don't see the part where he says she didn't pity us. You can see someone as a warrior and still pity them. Also, no say on how she respects him. It was a long long time ago though, so I understand memory bogging things up. And you're telling me that the other Anon, that happy go lucky Musclesless, Lunaless, still friends with Marco, alternate universe version wasn't in a happier position than had his arm ripped off, nearly died more than five times in the time when he first saw that universe, lost his alien mother, lost his only friend, Anon that we know and play? The only real thing connecting them, in my eyes, is that Anon still had fate on his ass. But I don't think a certain loving mother figure was there to warn him about it.
>>1727063Dude, be honest with me. Are you a Starnonfag? Is that why you're trying so had to justify Star and Anon suddenly trying to be BFFs?Because at the moment neither of them have any reason to get buddy-buddy with each other. Star is doing her magical girl bullshit with Anon's former best-friend who, regardless what his reasons for doing so, still abandoned Anon for some girl he just met. Meanwhile Anon is busy dealing with the entire multiverse wanting him dead and is doing his damnedest to return the favor. I mean he could try and explain this to her, but as you mentioned before, he's too much of a prideful little shit to tell others his problems. and the little moments you seem to think are great bridge builders are really just a couple of rocks that fell into the river.
>>1727078>I don't see the part where he says she didn't pity us. You can see someone as a warrior and still pity them.No, you can't. You can't look up to someone and pity them for the EXACT SAME REASON. Either their position makes you look up to them or down, it can't do both. There's a differene between pity and worry. If Star was worried about Anon that's logical, but she wasn't pitying him. That was only Anon's interpretation of the scene because he believes Star to be thisentirely different person she is not.And I already mentioned other moments where they were ok with each other, even for a brief moment. Don't make me repeat myself.Sharing stupid memes through the phone? Discussing dead pets? Helping rescue Marco overcome his evil arm? being able to hang out at the same party and actually interact with actually positive emotions coming out (even if it's just from one of them)?You might think little of these situations, but that doesn't make them meaningless.>>1727081>Is that why you're trying so had to justify Star and Anon suddenly trying to be BFFs?But I never said that? I'm just saying that these interactions DO make a difference. Anon(s) are just trying to say otherwise.People think that character develompent needs to come in grand, shattering moments when in truth the most common way for people to develop, mature and bond is through, small, SEEMINGLY meaningless interactions that make a difference through a long period of time.I'm just making an argument towards this.
>>1727094OK, but when did he say she ever LOOKED UP to us? And who says you can't look at a warrior and pity them? Warriors, especially losing ones like Anon, are super pitiable. Still, even ignoring that, Anon still saw it as pity. He don't like that. And you see, that's not them connecting. A connection is like just this session when we opened up to Jackie and she was completely understanding about it. No pity, no advice. Just understanding. That's a connection. Because it happens on both ends, Anon connects with Jackie, and Jackie connects with Anon. They grow a better understanding for each other and like each other more because of it. What you describe with Anon and Star is him shitposting to her, him telling her shit so she'll give him what she wanted (the dead pets talk only happened so we could get an audience with Glossy) and them being able to exist in the same room and have her laugh at a singular joke of his. One freaking joke. See, a key thing with a number of these things is even if Star has some form of a connection towards Anon, Anon never formed a connection to Star. A lot of times he blew Star off, felt no connection, or was insulted by it. The only, only one I will give you where some form of a connection could be had is when they teamed up to take down Marco. Even then I'm hesitant because while I could see them agreeing "yeah, Marco needs to be stopped because he's being a cunt." a sizable part of Anon also wanted to do it to get revenge and simply beat up Marco. But you know what, I'll still let it slide. But I'd honestly say that connection was rather damaged when she tried to kill Muscles. That's another thing you need to take into account, all these small things that're a number of times just Anon not trying to piss off the alien princess who's probably stronger than him are canceled by the times when they piss each other off. Like when Star ruined his first loving moment with Jackie, or when Anon drove a car into Stars bedroom. Or when Anon intentionally pissed Star off to the point of making her swear. Or now this sudden meme of his to piss her off by saying Narwhals a shit every time he sees her. Also, you know, she tried to kill Muscles then he told her to fuck off. So in the end, yes, I do think little of these moments. Mostly in the grand scheme of things compared to everything else.
oh man, this autistic discussion should be on discord
Are we going to kill Luna yet?
>>1727169We did discuss it, and ended the argument in less than 30min with a kind-of-agreement.This guys are going deeper than discordtism.
>>1727183Yes we spent 9 chapters working to bring her back just to kill her ourselves
>>1727241Luna help us>>1727183sure...i bet you want to kill muscle too heh?
>>1727344No. Muscles is a great guy. Also we need him for bonuses.
>>1727345We need to get our own bonuses up or bad times ahead =/
Quest tweeted about having car troubles. Session postponed to 5:30 UCT.
>>1728107Oh no, again with the car? That shit is the worst...
>>1728211Not happening again though.F.
SESSION!https://youtu.be/RV5jJrv2kjYstart>You're just wakin' in the mornin>Gotta thank Mom>She wasn't home when you got back from the party>...but she knew you were back>Because of your nasty tracks left on the carpet>When you cracked your eyes open>A tray is in the middle of your room>IE>Your room in the HOUSEVATOR>You were so tired>Your old Mattress had been thrown out>So you plodded up to your room>Slapped down your portable house>In the middle of the floor>Then crawled in for sleep>Susan "nested" in your unused sheets>She doesn't sleep>She likes to snuggle with her eyes closed however>She tried to scritch your head with her new claws>Nope>Blood drawn immediately>Nothing a little BFB from the neighbor's cat couldn't fix>You didn't kill it>You -did- taste fish pretty strongly however>Now you're sitting on your bed>Rubbing your eyes>Still in your clothes>With a little tray of breakfast>Left by mom>You can always tell when it's her>She leaves an orange slice on your chocolate milk>Like it's a cocktail>A: "Hah.">Your gem glows>Softly>Does Luna sleep in there now?I don't sleep anymore, my dear. Still I understand you're a growing boy who needs his 'private' moments.>You choke on some toasted-toast-munchHmhm try not to be too bashful. It doesn't suit you.>A: "I'm not bashful! Just embarrassed.">What you are is a little at a loss>It's been non-stop action since you first got these powers>The awakened mind>The fire magic>The scissors to take you anywhere>The zombie minions>Z: "ANown.">A: "Yeah?">Z: "Awe weh fwends?">Here she goes again>Susan>You're little zombie head on a terrifying armless chicken monster>Asking these damn questionsYou don't owe her an answer, love.>Don't you?>The day is young>Saturday too>You're finally not in crisis mode>You reek>You're starving>Your phone has 3 notifications>Mom might be home by nowWhat do?
>>1728242Alright, let's go friggen take a shower right now. Clean ourselves up after that adventure. Also, eat. Obviously.
>>1728242>Yes, we are.Also check phone while eating breakfast.
>>1728242Yes we are SusanTake a bath,check notifications,get something to eat,say hi to BioMom.
>>1728242so>eat>shower>check phone>avoid that question with long drawn out uncertain words like 'weeeeeeeeeeell, y'knooooooooooooooooow, theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's, thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis...'
>>1728242>Yeah, sure.Also check phone.
>>1728242>Of course>you know the drill
>>1728242"They say friendship is magic, and that's your entire existence right now home slice."Then>Proceed to eat breakfast.>Read notifications>Go take a shower>Go greet biomomIn that order
>>1728242>Yes, of course we're friends. The reason I let you fight and not the others is because you can actually handle yourself, and I trust you to have my back.>take a damn shower then check our phone
>>1728242>>1728265>>1728267pretty much this
>>1728242This>>1728256We don't know Suzan enough to be friends with her. We know she's adorable, but just liking her is not enough to be friends. Remember what Mom said about liars?
>>1728250Also, if it wasn't clear by my not mentioning it, I'm also voting to avoid Susan's question.
>>1728242Ask Luna how can we incubate, raise and take care of a Swamp Drake egg.
>>1728279>>1728282That's why you hit here with something vague like >>1728267
>>1728242>>1728256>>1728268Supporting. Also, didn't Luna mention something about a relation to Susan?
>>1728288That was vague? It kinda seems to me like you're directly saying "yes you are my friend." Which isn't vague in the slightest.
>>1728290She said she'd love to take her daughter in law on walkies.
>>1728293You aren't directly saying she's your friendonly that friendship is magic and her existence owes itself to magic.Whatever she infers from it, it's not your fault.Either way, are you people Japanese or something?She's been with us through thick and thin and had our back countless times, she was invaluable in our fight against the drake.I'd consider someone like that a friend.
>>1728242>"Of course we are friends, homeslice.">Eat>Shower>Check phone>Meet up with Mom
>>1728287>>1728242Also, YES.Susan is our friend. or something like that.It's complicated.
The votes>Eat4 votes>Shower3 votes>Check Phone2 votes>Grill Luna for Info>Info about Eggs1 vote>Are you and Susan friends?>Yes5 votes>No0 votesAw, how swee->Avoid Question6 votes>Oh, Anon>You tweaked little boi you>You start explaining to Zombina>A: "Well yah see girl it's like this.">Then you start drinking your chocolate milk>A: "You and me? We're different you know? Like we're kinna-igghmurgf and Weh donsh need labehls ougdf nuffin-">The toast>All >of the Toast>You don't even pause for breath>You swallow between syllables>A: "Soh ifh weh goh around lookin' for what werh'e Ahre which is at -least- Goodh!">The eggs>You have to eat all the eggs>Anything but what Susan wants>Anything but intimacy>After 10 solid minutes of you spraying crumbs at Susan>Who doesn't even blink>Who doesn't even look sad>Just staring at you>Like a dog who's wondering when you'll throw the ball>You start to walk to the bathroom>She follows>Her knife-sized claws click clack on the hardwood floor of your little Pocket-apartment Kitchen>You disrobe as you go>A: "So I guess that pretty much sums it up your feelings could be my feelings but neither of us should really rush things and maybe we oughtta keep our options open so uh-...">You lean out of the show>A: "Glad we had this talk.">Your underwear gently 'fwap' into the your Zombie's face>WHAM goes the bathroom door>A: "FWEW!">Bullet>Dodgedhttps://youtu.be/Sue0bLy5G-8>Oh>Oh man>You had no idea a shower could feel this good>There are literal layers of gunk>Blood>Unknown viscera>Toe cheese>Soot>Dirt>Jesus>Where does this drain even go?>You shampoo your hair>Deeply>It comes out smelling like rich butter>Your skin is glowing>It hurt to scrub your scars but you're sure it'll be alright>Your phone goes off on the counter>Muscles snatches it for you>You check it while holding the screen just out of the water>MESSAGE FROM SKULLNIK>MESSAGE FROM JACKIE LYNN THOMAS>YOU HAVE NEW TAGGED PHOTOSWhat check?
>>1728325Yo dude, where the fuck were we tagged?
>>1728325>Jackycs,then tagged pics, the skullnics
>>1728325>>1728332Seconding this priority list.
>>1728325>The skullnic,then tagged pics, Jackies
>>1728325Come on Quest, we can check it all.
>>1728325Check Jackie first, then the others.Reply to Jackie with a private message with a selfie of Anon with a towl around his waist. Get flirty.
>>1728325Jackie's, then Skullnik and then tags.
>>1728325can't we check all? It won't take thirty minutes, will it?
>>1728325Check them all out yo
>>1728325>Skullnik first.>Then tagged photos.>Then Jackie.
>>1728325>ALL OF THEM.Poor Zombina, if only I'd been here sooner, there may have been a tie...
>>1728325wait whoops, in order>Jackie>Photos>SkullnikBig S is prolly askin why we haven't been to school.
The votes>Jackie's message4 votes>Skullnik's Message3 votes>Pics because something happened2 votes>You are like a dog on a bone>Except the bone has meat>Also skin>Also hair>With a little blue streak>The bone is your gfMESSAGE WITH JACKIE LYNN THOMAS>Jackie's sent you a pic of her clock>It reads 2pm>Sent 2:15pm>J: "That's the best party Britny's evr thrown">A: "Ur whale-cum">J: "I don't have any whale cum, sir you'll have to check next door.">Jackie sends you a pic of her neighbors>They are both humongous>A: "Oh my god.">J: "Wut? Didn't think u were the only one with edgy jokes didya?">That was the meanest joke Jackie's ever told around you>Not sure how you feel about that>You do know it was pretty fucking good>A: "Nah, just the only one who's good at it.">Smooth>J: "wyd?">You pause...consider some stuff>You...are in the shower>This could be a prime opportunity>Send dem risky pics?>Y>N>In the meantime>You swoop over to check the messages from your grown, Troll Lady teacherMESSAGE WITH SKULLNIK>S: "Hey, kid. Heard you were at Wong's birthday last night.">A: "Is-...is that a big enough deal for teachers to know about?">S: "Some of us knife fight for invitations.">A: "Who won?">S: "Me. Which is why none of us went.">A: "Haha">S: "Nice pics by the way. I used to have fun like that.">A: "Wha?">S: "How lame 'are' you kid? Check the social feeds.">You check the pics>They're all of the party>From Justin>Sabrina>A lot from Sabrina>With a lot of them involving you in some way>Weird>One is a snapchat with the caption "Party Warrior lol" and a heart>It's you chugging the last of that spider juice>Shirtless>On Justin's back while he did push-ups>Sabrina put googly eyes on your nipples>Liked by Justin Armber>Liked by Star Butterfly>Comment from Brittany Wong>B: "Where the heck are all the pics of my cake???">Comment from Sabrina>S: "Sorry, Brittany! My phone died before we cut it and I know you provided chargers at the party but I was having too much fun!">B: "You're supposed to be my social media assistant by Sophmore year, Sab. Straighten up or I'll get somebody with a better resume'"cont
>>1728446>>1728446>MESSAGE WITH SKULLNIK>A: "Why are pretty girls all cunts?">Sk: "It's pretty and 'rich' girls who're cunts.">A: "I probably shouldn't have sent a message with 'cunt' in it to my teacher...">Sk: "It's saturday. I ain't workin.">A: "Cool.">Sk: "You can swing by the school if you want your homework. You'll get it monday if you don't. Oh, and the Science fair's comin' up. Might wanna get Alfonzo some therapy and partner up.">A: "Roger Skullzie.">Sk: "Don't call me that.">A: "ok">Sk: "Use a sentence.">A: "Yes Ma'am?">Sk: "We're not dating.">A: "...">Sk: "Don't call me Ma'am."I like her.>You close the phone>Then sweat>Wrestling with a particular decision>Is it time?>To be outright flirty with Jackie?>Can you even handle it?What do?
>>1728450>send a pic of ur butt
>>1728450hook up with alf and get that science fair done my dude
>>1728446>send a pic of ur butt
>>1728450Fukkit, send butt pic.
>>1728450Let's send a steamy pic, no dick pics. Just something showing Anon's clean, pretty, scarred and misfigured body.Yet.
>>1728450give her a picture of you in the shower doing duckface, but let's not slip her the dic pic just yet
>>1728450Send butt pic. With thumbs up.
>>1728465but it's exaggerated sarcastic duckface
>>1728450I like this>>1728460send body only.REMEMBER THE LAST TIME WE SEND MIS-SEND THEM? CAREFUL DAWGS.almost cost us Jackster
>>1728450N-NOTHAT'S LEWDWAY TOO LEWD
>>1728476>>1728460Supporting this.A pic in front of the mirror with steam censoring.Anything more risque will end in shenanigans.
>>1728450>>1728460This. Kinda curious how she'll respond though... she seemed really concerned about the scars and shit from last night/the party
>>1728454also, don't send lewds, but send a picture of your toilet plunger stuck on your toilet seat
>>1728450Skullnik for best teacher>Send the butt
>>1728450>>Ytime to be a lewd boi
>>1728481>>1728460FINE. Do this.BUT MAKE SURE THAT YOU DON'T SEEND THEM TO MS SKULLNIK OR SOME SHIT
Rolled 7 (1d10)The votes...>Dewwit do the lewd5 votes>Mess with Jackie8 votes>Be a good boi4 votes>Message Alfonzo1 vote>Fuck this time for maths (Get homework)1 vote>Your heart skips a couple of beats>You're not sure how to do this>A: "Do I jus-...">You flip on your cam>Try getting a couple of angles>Shit>You look different now>Your skin is a little darker>Is it stained?>You do some scrubbing>Nope>Kind of just dark>You think you find a good angle and then...ROLL CHARISMA!
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1728523I swear, it's just cold in here.
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1728523FOR THE LEWDS
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1728523
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1728523MAXIMUM LEWD
Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1728523If I get a crit, I want it to be as disgusting as possible.
Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1728523>>You're not sure how to do this>>A: "Do I jus-...">>You flip on your cam>>Try getting a couple of angles>>Shit>>You look different now>>Your skin is a little darker>>Is it stained?rip her
Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1728523Oh fuck, not again.
Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1728523AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1728523
Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1728523Let's roll
Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1728523
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1728523>No 7's yet
Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1728523Oh shit, dont fuck this up like last time...
>>1728446>YThis isn't a good ideaBut who cares rightNot like she is shallow enough to break up with us for thisWe all know she ain't a THOTSo i say go for it
Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1728523
>>1728557.... You were the 7.
Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1728523
>>1728557>WAsted the 7Nigguh...ya miseed the 18
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1728523
>>1728567I want to stab you.
>>1728567Well, fuck you.
>>1728567JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!I blame that anon who wasted the 7
>>1728523Watch me make things worse.
>>1728567>>1728567WINNER!>10 total>>1728534+2!>12Character sheet here for those in needhttps://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX>You manage to take an ok shirtless pic>Water's pattering off your shoulder>It ends at your waist>Sent>A: "Nm just being wet while indoors">J: "WHOAH there, cowboy. Haha are you ok? You're never this flirty without a punchline.">A: "Want me to stop?">Jackie sends you a pic back>It's of her tum>Covered in Popcorn>J: "I didn't say that.">Your heart is in your throat>You flex muscles around>Take some pics of your back>A: "Did I miss a spot?">J: "You look like an extra crispy Cheddar Bisquit.">A: "uh...">J: "That's good.">A: "Oh ok.">Jackie sends you a pic of her legs>She's in her famous booty shorts>J: "...keep going.">WELP>WHATEVER THE LADY SAYS, RIGHT FELLAS!?>Muscles does not see the combat benefits of Nudes>Still, he is willing to assist you if it means escaping this hot water prison>You get a good angle>With the fog and water spray>To where you can see your cheeky but>Complete with tooth-hole scar>You can -almost- make out the shadow of your groin>You hold your breath>Try to get this juuuuuusst right>Maybe you ca->SHRRINK!>M: "Hey, sweetie!">A: " https://youtu.be/Z5Em1Ku42v8 ">M: "Hey Hon, Are we- stop screaming it's me- are we running low on sugar or pancake mix?"cont
>>1728636>>1728636>A: "MOM!">A pink flash goes off in the bathroom>L: "Yes?">Mom and Luna look at each other>M/L: "Who is this?">You snatch the shower curtain>A: "GET OUT!">L: "Why did you call for me just to be so course, Anonymous?">M: "No. Seriously who is this?">L: "I'm Anonymous' tutor.">M: "I didn't know the school hired midgets.">L: "I am certain the only people they don't hire is inebriates which is why you're not employed there.">A: "Would somebody PLEASE not be in the same room with me while I'm BATHING!?">Muscles nods>He then stretches out of the room>Closing the door behind him>On your elbow>A: "FFFFFFFFF!">M: "Don't you do it.">A: "FFFFFFFFFFFF!">M: "Don't.">A: "FFFAUUUU-">No sound>You're screaming as loud as you can>No sound is coming out>Luna's cast some sort of bubble around your head>The things you scream>Tom would probably blush and curl his toes from the sound>Mom and Luna have some sort of exchange>Luna glances at you a few times>Still gently smilingStill have plenty of air? That spell's only meant to mute but it 'has' been a while.>Mom eventually looks at you>Deeply concerned>Then leaves>Releasing your arm>A: "CUNT WARBLING APPLE COBBLER MADE IN MY GAPING ASS!">You pant>Reach down for your phone>You took that last one as a video>Jackie's sent you a video link in response>J: " https://youtu.be/Dl6ufxRl4oc ">She doesn't take you seriously at all>A force perks your chin up>Luna's holding your head to help you look into her eyes>L: "She 'does' take you however.">Heh>That's lewd>L: "Put something on, Anonymous. Your mother said we have a visitor.">You snag a towell>A: "Who is it?">L: "I believe she said it was that other gi-">WHAM!>Ja: "HEY, ANON!">A: " https://youtu.be/yUaRuUUXiQE ">Ja: "Hey you're outta- stop memeing it's me- you're outta air freshener!">It's Janna>She's in your houseWhat do you do?
>>1728669Hi Janna, are you here to bring some order to the chaos?
>>1728669Put on clothes and greet her.Also, we should really get started on our wand. That last time we tried to take things easy, we got ambushed.
>>1728669hey Jannaget out of my fucking bathroom
>>1728669Oh my god, Janna what the hek do you want!?
>>1728669Janna...I AM the air freshener. Fresh out of the bath now let me get dressed
>>1728669ENOUGHNOT MORE BABY SHITNOT SHAMEROLL WILL TO GET ALL OUR COMPOSER BACK AND JUST LET THEM ALL LOOKLET THEM WATCH LET THEM BASK IN OUR MORNING GLORY
>>1728669>Retrieve clothes>Say hi to Janna>Retrieve Muscles
>>1728669Wrap ourself on a towel and tell her to wait outside for a bit because too many people has seen Anon naked today.
>>1728669>Get dressed>Greet Janna>Ask if her lungs are OK
>>1728701Addendum: Get dressed.
>>1728669I want to know the extent of Jannas talent for magic.We.know she has potential for BfB AND Mind ReadI say we put her to the testPut on some clothes first of course
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1728523Lewd rolll
>>1728713I am tempted to support you...but this will make us look like the youngest,veteran child soldier stripper
>>1728730Oh,NOW YOU ROLL?!
>>1728730>wasted nat 20What is wrong with you.... you failed us again once
>>1728730i am very angry
>>1728737I can argue that is a good thing.We are already FearlessLet's add Shameless too
>>1728744wait a minute...we already show our body in the bus...and janna wasnt there. I support you then
>>1728730W H Y
>>1728669changing this.>>1728717for this >>1728713
>>1728730Damn i swear im not doing this on purpose>>1728669>>1728713Shameless Demon path, huh?Lets make it happen.
>>1728730Know what?If she wants to come in on us naked, we taunt her for it.
>>1728669Supporting this wild man.>>1728713
>>1728713>>1728669you know what? Fuck it. Lets just walk down stairs nude like it is compleatly normal and just get ourselves some cereal.
>>1728773>>1728773Hey.Don't be hard on yourself. Great job with that 20, friendo.
The votes>Get dressed immediate like6 votes>Be casul1 vote>Get the fuck out I am playing Showercraft3 votes>Secret NAKEY path6 votes>A tie>HoooHohohoh>M: "Anon! Could you come down here?">A: "I'm trying to get dre-">M: "Anonymous get down here NO-">A: "ALRIGHT!">You throw the curtain aside>Janna looks pleased as peach punch>You just fucking march>A: "YOU WANT ME TO COME RIGHT NOW!? HUH!?">You leap down the stairs>WHAM!>You land hard>Slip a little>A: "I'M HERE!">Muscles is at the breakfast table>With a cup of coffee and toast>What>Mom is yelling>M: "Get upstairs and put some clothes on!">A: "OH I'M SORRY DID THE ORDER CHANGE YOU SAID YOU WANTED ME DOWN HERE AND HERE I AM SO I-">You hear a throat being cleared>You turn>Alabaster: "I assume this is a bad time?">It's the unicorn>The one with Optimus Prime's voice>In your house>Just like Janna>For seemingly no reason>A: "No!">You whirl around>Alabaster maintains flawless eye contact with you despite your meat spinning from the force>A: "Nothing's ever at a bad time!">M: "Anon! Stop! This man is he-">A: "Whadd'ya Need bud!? Huh? Want me to slay a Wendigo? Polish your horn!?">You motion to yourself>Mainly Muscles>A: "I can't do it myself these days cause I never seem to get any PRIVACY!">You drag a chair over>Sit on it on your knees>A: "Pop them jeans though I'm dying to get some practice!">Mom has picked you up from behind>M: "STOP THIS! NOW!">A: "Intriguing.">Ja: "Hey.">Alabaster looks over, pushing aside his perfect hair>A: "Hello.">Janna is on the stairs>Soaking the whole scene up>She looks Alabaster up and down>All flawless 6ft of him>J: "Come here often?"What do?
>>1728828Saaayyyyyy, can Mom (Luna) like.... magic clothes on us right now. Just instantly. That'd be nice. If she can do that, afterwards we should ask what the hek Janna and Alabaster's doing here.
>>1728828Feign that everything is okay and follow the conversation.
>>1728828no, we ain't getting nay privacy, so we good like this. Whats a little skin to do harm?
>>1728828Get the Nudist haters off your bodyThen have your talk with Alabaster, Janna.Maybe have your mom get some boxers for you if she is SOOOOO worried about it.
>>1728828ask Luna to magic some clothes for usnaturally, we're putting on the armor
>>1728828just...get on some clothes and ask whats up with these two
>>1728828We are already naked talking with a unicorn in the kitchen.Let's stay naked until we need to get out or something.
>>1728828keep the clothes off.ask alabaster what's up. he wouldn't visit us for something stupid.
>>1728828Put on our armor in case we get ambushed again.
>>1728828This about taking out some Feds?
>>1728828Stay Nude as fuckNo Demand everyone else get nude tooWE NUDESTO BEEEEEACH
>>1728874okay too autistic.We can clothes now
>>1728828Magic up some armorGet that Janna in your lapSee what the unicorn is up to
>>1728828>>1728843This sounds acceptable... but if she doesn't want to do that, I think we could have the skullboi's at least drag the clothes/stuff down for us
>>1728828Clothes, magicked up or otherwise.Ask Alabaster what's upsee if Janna wants anything for breakfast. oh god Anon is autistic enough for the scrambled eggs meme
>>1728828Reply for Alabaster as well for that segue into asking him why he's here."No, he doesn't. Why ARE you here and not... Surrounded by beach bunnies or something."
The votes>Remain Nude7 votes>Get clothes3 votes>Armor up 6 votes>You glare at Muscles>A: "Little help over here? I'm being accosted.">AL: "I thought you were being naked.">M: "He's being a little prick!">Muscles 'walks' over to you in the style of Jim Henson's puppet theatre>He rears back>A: "Wait!">He pauses>A: "Dial it back.">He gets closer to your mom by about half>A: "More.">Another half>A: "Maybe just use your pinky.">Janna taps Alabaster on the leg>J: "I can use my pinky.">AL: "You are a disturbing young maiden.">J: "I'll cut my hair if you're gay.">AL: "I am immortal.">Muscles grabs mom around the ankle and then puts her down at the table>He pats her shoulder>Clearly he is appreciative of her toast>You stand proud and mighty at half mast before your Unicorn and Hellion friend>A: "So what's the Sitch?">AL: "I have come to inform you of something, Anonymous.">Alabaster pulls up his shirt>His abs>Are perfect>You look down at your stomach>Flat>With a tiny layer of pudge at the bottom>After wrestling some of your inner demons down Alabaster points to a tiny scar in between his abdominals>AL: "I was impaled.">A: "By what?">J: "Me next.">A: "Why are you being a Thot today?">J: "Says the naked wet guy getting a chub for the smell of runny eggs.">Janna leans out from around you>J: "No offense, Mrs. M.">A: "It's -my- kitchen and apparently I was needed so I'll do what I want!">J: "You're too easy to keep naked, Non.">A: "Whuh-">AL: "Children, please.">Alabaster lowers his shirt>AL: "I was assaulted near the home of this city's Mayor. One Franklin Greason.">Wait>Do you know that last name?>J: "It's Osakarr's last name, Dude."Oh, Hello. Who's this?>J: "Anon? I thought only you could hear my brain noises now. When did your thoughts get...fancy?">AL: "They had silver weapons. The only mortal weapon that can truly kill a Unicorn. I escaped...but not easily.">A: "So you want my help to destroy them?">Alabaster kneels down>Looks you in the eyes>He practically whispers>AL: "I want to team up and lay waste to our mutual enemies.">A: "I-">AL: "I want it to be with -you- Anonymous.">A: "We-">AL: "Only you.">Well you're not at half mast anymore>M: "Alright!">Mom gets up in a huff>Points at Alabaster>M: "I don't care -how- hot you are! Nobody's taking my baby anywhere else!">AL: "Are you boy's mother?">M: "Yes I am!">AL: "He has never mentioned you other than in passing. You must not be very good at it.">Mom is about to throw a glass of something>You might be aroused by house whispers>Janna is really aroused by horse whispersWhat do?
>>1728828>Take a deep breath>Put some clothes on>Introduce Janna to Alabaster>Ask him what's up, bro
>>1728942Agree to his proposal, and for fuck's sake armor up before we get shot again.
>>1728942...Okay, fuck it.>Tell him it's on, but ask Oskarr if anything weird happened at his house lately>Introduce Janna and mom to Alabaster>Tell mom we love her, then go put some clothes on.
>>1728942Yeah, OK. Sure thing. I just need to get dressed first. Armor and stuff.
>>1728942God damn it. Get dressed before we commit to anything. Let them fight it out for a minute while we get dressed, and if they haven't stopped, defuse it.
>>1728942Just, arousal all around.Horse is hot, man.Janna is also hot and is a major part of the case of chub right now.>Maybe even a bit of the exposure is hot.But yeah, stand up for Mom. She's trying now okay? She's had a lot of shit but she's finally getting over it. go get dressed and agree to Alabaster's request. AFTER catching up with Janna.
>>1728942>>1728956This in this order.
>>1728961Oh yeah, addendum: Tell Alabaster we got like OOOOONE quick thing we need to do. Get a bit prepared. (the thing being make our wand. I'd like to face whatever there is to face with our wand in hand.)
>>1728942>>1728956Well alright then. Supporting this.
>>1728969i also support this >>1728942>>1728965
>>1728981>>1728942I agree. We gotta power up first. Specially if it can be done quickly.
>>1728942I'm too lazy to type and I like this one.Support.>>1728956
>>1728942Alright,lets go kill those bastards then!
>>1728942we gotta get mom to chill out. We've already put her through quite the ringer guys. We're not gonna leave her hanging, but we should at least level with her that Alabaster did us a solid before and we were taught by her excellent parenting that such things should be valued.
>>1728942tell alabaster we're down after we get our wand. which should hopefully be soon.
>>1728942>>1728970Add "Gimme a bit to prepare" (make wand)
>>1729004i also support this
>>1729011i also support this
>>1728942tell him we have to get our wand. Also, tell him to apologize, that remark was uncalled for.
>>1728942i want to do this >>1728956but we tell them we are going to make our wand first basically tell him this>>1729033
>>1728942Step One Correct Ali: She is -OUR- Mom. She is not the best but she is the mother of a GOD and she will be treated with respect in her own home at the very least.Step Two: Tell Ali we need to do some shit before we go out (This shit includes making the wand and getting not Nude)Step the third: Kick Janna out, She WILL NOT becoming with us.
>>1729050do this support combine it with this >>1729041but they are the same thing
>>1728965>>1729041>>1729020>>1729015>>1729059You can't just spam support,I dont speak for Quest but you should consider yourself banned from the votes namefag.
>>1728943>>1728956>>1728949>>1728961>>1728969>>1728982>>1729004>A: "Ok, first off all.">You go over to your mom>Your feet slap against the tile>Muscles looks up from his paper across the table>He's wearing Dad's reading glasses on his fingers>S-stupid hand you don't even have eyes>A: "Mom?">M: "I thought I told you to stop growing up so fast?">You take her hand>A: "C'mon.">You lead her over>M: "I'm being ordered around by my naked child in front of the third prettiest man I have ever seen in my own kitchen.">J: "Third?">A: "Man?">Muscles Dips his fingers into the coffee>He then realizes it is far too hot and slaps the cup out of the window>A scream can be heard>It's the paper boy>A: "Either way, Mom. This is Alabaster Democles. He's a friend.">You motion from the Unicorn to your mother>A: "This is my Mom. She made me."You hear a scoffing laugh in your head.>A: "Well she's -responsibl-"Hmhm.>You yell upstairs>A: "She's doing her best!">L: "Of course, Darling.">AL: "I apologize.">A: "So I want you to- Oh. Oh you do?">AL: "Indeed. I have been crass to you in your, home lady McMoot.">Alabaster takes your mom's hand>Kisses it>AL: "I hope I have not offended you to the point of spurning my presence here?"13+10 = 23 Cha>Mom is a little pink>She takes her hand back>M: "Just don't hurt, alright?">You make an ehhhhhhhh expression>A: "I promise not to...die?">Mom kisses your forehead>M: "Good luck.">A: "Hey, Mom.">M: "Yeah?">A: "Uhm...uh...nevermind.">M: "Ok, tough guy.">She grabs her purse>Then heads right out the front door>A: "Alright so when do we leave?">You signal Muscles>He swoops upstairs and fetches your things>You start putting on your amor>Zip>Snap!>Sneerrrrrrk>ZIPPAH!>You're dressed>A: "I'm ready for some PAIN!">AL: "We leave tomorrow night.">A: "Wel wuddya-"cont
sorry to tired 04:53 so i am going to bed soon
>>1729136>>1729136>Janna is cackling>A: "Dammit, Albus! I was ready to freeball in my armor!">AL: "I would not advise that.">A: "Also what was your deal with my Mom?">AL: "I apologize once again. I fare well with maidens but have a bit of a tick with...what is the human word? ...Well there is a phrase. Adaneth Mellon Andan.">A: "Which is?">AL: "Woman who is friendly with many men.">J: "Pffffahah! Dude the giant horse just called your mom a whore!">A: "Janna, I swear to- Wait. You can see he's a horse?">AL: "I am not a horse.">J: "Can't you?">A: "N-no...I can.">J: "Hah Nondo's a virgin.">AL: "Indeed.">A: "Shuddup so are you!">AL: "He is right.">J: "Well society's sexist. My purity means I get to see Unicorns. Yours just means you need to get out more.">Your ears are red>You whip out your phone>A: "Lemme text Oskarr.">J: "Oh, he's gonna be practicing all day.">A: "Why?">J: "He has show tonight! Down at the pier!">A: "Oskarr? Doing -his- music? In front of people?">You have some time before you need to smash skulls with Pone bro>Janna probably wants to go>Oskarr is going to be at some concert>You could get a lot done>Maybe even have some fun tonight>Fun...>J: "Take me with you.">Again>Again with the endangerment>A: "Nuh uh.">J: "Come ON! They're just dudes! I can keep my head down!">A: "You could get snatched up and sliced.">Janna pulls a knife from her sleeve>It was pretty well hidden6+4 = 10 total>She does a little flip>She gives herself a small cut in her hands as she spun the knife but>J: "I got MOVES now Ese'!">Hoh boy>J: "You promised you'd start letting us help you...">You didWhat do?
>>1729150go with them to questbuy and buy them some armor/ items like potions?
>>1729139>>1729139Heyo, friend. Just letting you know that it's fine to -change- your support at any time. You can't support it all however. Only one other vote, or provide your own. Thanks for being here.>>1729123>>1729123I give warnings first because some people just don't know and get excited. Let's not lash out too much.
>>1729150>"Fine, you want to actually be a part of all this? Then we're going to go get you a starter kit and introduce you to my other Mom.">Intro to Luna and Questbuy time, maybe some stuff for Jackie as well.
>>1729150"Fine. But only stab people if I'M stabbing people. Got it?"
>>1729150BUT WE GOTTA GO GET OUR WAAAAAANDtake the both of them with you to get your wand, put Janna in Al's care.
>>1729150Ok,you can come with us Janna. Anon and Janna for a thousand years! www.anonandjanna.comLets go get the wand or something...
>>1729150"....... No. I think this dude is in with the MiB. And they nearly killed me. ME! The guy who's almost unkillable! Your moves are nothing when there's a bullet flying through your chest.Also, Ali just said only me. Not me+horny teenager. "
>>1729150Don't think she's ready yet. The MiB have guns, and anti magic grenades. She doesn't even have cold iron. And Alabaster said he wanted to team up with us and only us. If she questions it say the Unicorn had dibs.
>>1729150"No. Call back when you can get punched through a wall and walk it off."
>>1729173>>1729181>>1729150no becuse she is still a normal human that can be killed by a thrown fist sized rock and guys that are trained to kill and the reasons above
>>1729150"Look i just got my tutor back and plan to do some magic shit with her, if you AND Jackie can prove you can handle your shit by tomorrow night ill let you come."
>>1729150>"Knife tricks are neat, but they don't help you jam a knife into a man's neck in the heat of combat. Besides, I don't know how you fight, and that will cause problems. Maybe I'll take you along after a few training sessions together, but not before. Absolutely not. We have no experience with her fighting style or skill level, and that will trip us up and get all of us killed.
>>1729150These people are killers with guns and magical utilities Janna. You can barely use a switchknife and mind talk.This is not the time yet.And just to stop you Im willing to keep you locked in the housevator and tell Susan not to let you out until were back.
>>1729195tell her this and not this >>1729193 because that is begging for them to do something stupid
>>1729173https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bg8aljRfmQ&feature=youtu.be&t=4m13sAlternative>"This isn't some kind of game, our LIVES are riding on this. There are no heroes and heroines. If you lose you're worm food. "
>>1729195Supporting this as well. I still want to get the starter kit from Questbuy though, see what she might be interested in but yeah, TRAINING sessions will be needed. Dread Lord Jackie does have a bit of a ring to it doesn't it?
>>1729200boy take the advice. you can only vote for one thing, or come up with your own vote. you're going after multiple things and not even linking to your old posts to let Quest know you've changed your mind.
>>1729150>>1729195This is the good shitWe should also make sure Jackie is around since she wanted in on this too
>>1729150"You can come to ask Oskar and training if we have the time. Some shopping too, but if there is a fight, you do as in the pier and scram"
>>1729150Something like this>>1729229And this>>1729208Ask Jackie if she wanna come for the light stuff.
The Votes!>Fightan Team with Janna and the Dream-horse3 votes>Go shopping to prep for D-Day1 vote>Take these two on your own sidequest1 vote>Maybe1 vote>*cocks knife hand* (no)13 votes>You fold your fingers>Glance to Alabaster>Then back upstairs>A: "Hey, Luna?">She appears next to your ear in a blur of pink radiation>L: "Hm? Have you decided to aide the little fairy horse?">AL: "You are...">L: "Out of your league.">Luna pats some crumbs off of her cheeks>L: "Don't take it too hard.">A: "No.">J: "NO!?">A: "I in fact I clarify with Hayylll no.">J: "Bullhockus, McMoot! You need more backup than spookily and hotly spooky!">L: "Why, thank you.">A: "Janna...">You pull muscles up to you>A: "Come outside."cont
>>1729318>>1729318>You plod out of the front door>A: "Alabaster how strong are you?">AL: "Enough.">A: "Enough for what?">Alabaster throws his hair, reverting to all who can see him back to his horse form>He then spots a nearby tree>He walks up to it>Touches it with his horn>AL: "Hm...dead.">WHAM!7+8=15 Str>WHAM!>WHAM!13+8=21>WHACK!>The dead tree goes flying into the air>You Slap it with Muscles>WHAP!>It's gone>off into the distance>You look back at Janna>A: "I'm fireproof. Mind control proof and riddled with fucked up self destructive thoughts.">Janna actually looks pretty pissed>Disappointed>Embarrassed>Also pissed>A: "Keep working on stuff. I'll have a mission that's your speed, I promise.">You reach for her>She snatches her hand and runs>Just sprints>Down to the street to her park>L: "I've not much a taste for cults.">A: "Should I follow her?">Luna pats your head>L: "She's been on her own long enough to know how to care for herself, dear. Let her deal with this on her own.">A: "She didn't leave me.">L: "All the more reason to keep her safe.">AL: "Anonymous.">You turn>AL: "...Farewell.">Albus just starts floating off into the sky>Like a bad keyframe>Doesn't even blink>You mumble the Moon theme to yourself>You're alone>L: "So.">Luna motions to your own section of the sky>L: "We have a mission but the world is still our oyster.">You smile>She smiles down at you>A little more softly than before>L: "Let's crack it open and feast on it's flesh.">Never changeSESSION END!You have some PLANNING to do, Anon!An Itenerary to form!>Alabaster has his Spooky dudes to fight>You need a wand>You need to see your friends>Possibly get more supplies>Care for your Drake egg>and Either Address or Avoid your feelings for literally dozens of people you emotional man-slutTHANKS FOR PLAYING!Stay BlesstNext Session TBA!My car is destroyed and I need to focus on work this week. The latest Session time will be SATURDAY at 7PM US CENTRAL TIME!Stay tuned.
>>1729322Be blesst, QuestMay you find luck in all challenges you face
>>1729322Fucking great guys!
>>1729322>ADDRESS FEELINGS:Susan=Friend>Janna=Goddammit I want it to be more than friend>Jackie=I want her to be more than friends with Janna as well.>Wand makin time.>call up Jackie AND Janna to set up possible training time. See if there's anything Luna knows that we could use to get them at least introduced into more magic.>QUESTBUY WITH THE GALS!Thanks for running Quest!
>>1729322>>and Either Address or Avoid your feelings for literally dozens of people you emotional man-slutHopefully soon for now shit to do.
>>1729322>Avoid feelings like the emotional man-slut you areWe got shit to do yo>Make wand>Hit questbuy?>Fight spooky dudes with Alabaster
>>1729322We should really check on that egg, just to see if it's dead or what.Then we should take Jackie to questbuy.
>>1729349Lending support to this.
>>1729349Don't care about the romance stuff, but suppotting everything else here.
is keaton lurking here? asking for an untitled friend
Lore from the Discord, this time about the political climate around Luna's childhood and Mewmun biology.The real question is how terrifying is Luna's bug form?
>>1730646He does and is in the Discord with us, friendo.https://discord.gg/x25nAShHis phone is keeping him from responding in-thread. Feel free to swing by even it's just as a visitor or to make your own private chat with him.
>>1730732thank you for the lore
I'll share to the thread for once.Maybe some of you will like this little tidbit.>I was asked "What kind of Carriage does Luna Prefer?">"The Kind with it's own Legs"
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1732868
SESSION>N: "Commence."https://youtu.be/a0ZkhlJUQAM>My name is Nicholas Cage>I'm an actor>I work in movies>Or at least...that's my day job>N: "Oh god...oh Fuck...my thighs! How ca- How can my thighs be so wet? Who's thighs sweat this much?">I use the exorbitant money I make doing B-list movies to fund my true purpose>My calling>SKKRT!>S: "Need a lift?">I fight the constant incursion of demons unto our plane existence>With my Partner...>S: "Cause you don't look like you're cathcin' that cab on foot.">Steve Buscemi>N: "Fuck...fuck off, Steve.">My partner and I were afflicted by the venom of a roulette She-Scorpion Centaur in Daytona Florida>Her name was Betsy>She sent my partner and I on a wild goose chase seeking the cure for demon-semen madness>If High Priestess Oprah doesn't get the cure soon>She will die>As will the entire order of Talk-Show-Sorceresses>I can't let that happen>Even if Oprah still owes me $300 for that furniture I let her lease from me>It's $300>Oprah>You fat greedy bitch>S: "You're thinking out loud again.">I nearly throw up the seventeen mayonaise covered corn cobs I ate for breakfast>S: "You're not one to talk about being chubby either.">It's true>The Scorpion-Taur's venom, especially when it comes from a Succubus of the Hell's Roulette courts...has randomized effects>In Steve, it's had an anti-aging effect>His skin is clear>His wit is sharp>He's never felt better>S: "All I'm saying is...">Now me?>Not so lucky>The toxin's slowed my metabolism to a near crawl>While increasing my appetite over 100 fold>I have to intake over 8000 calories a day just to remain conscious>I am not Nicolas Kim Coppola>I am Thicc Cage>S: "If you were trying to ship yourself somewhere. They'd charge extra for the fuel and storage costs."cont
OH SHIT NIGGA I WASN'T READY
>>1739034*notices post* OWOWOWOWOW WHATS THIS?!?!?
>>1739034QUEST WHAT DA FUGG
>>1739034SHIT DUDE YOU GOTTA GIVE SOME WARNING
>>1739034>>1739034>N: "I can't get in the car, Steve.">S: "Why not?">I gasp for air>Stuff a twizzler into my mouth to keep from shaking>I stopped weighing myself at 350lbs>That was four days ago>N: "The curse.">I hold my glowing right hand>Each fingernail glows with the sneering visage of a voodoo god>Papa Legba demands I have as much unprotect sex as humanly possible>Hilarious>Given my current state>N: "Their spirits can't enter into Mortal spaces without invitation.">S: "So...invite them!">N: "We can't.">I grunt, starting my jog again>Why>Why didn't I get the sweatpants?>N: "The car's not paid off.">S: "You don't stay in new cars buy paying them off, Nick!">I pant as I keep as best a pace I can>A chinaman slams into my stomach>His Wontons>Even now I crave them more than the embrace of any lover I've ever known>I spot the Cab>The pull-cart more like>Little Tokyo is a strange place>In it, is our target>Our mission>The one man who can banish all Thotness from any being>The High Voodoo Priest>John Goodmancont
>>1739034Damn it Quest! Some warning would've been nice!
>>1739049>>1739049>Someone screams behind me>S: "Nick!">N: "Fuckoff!">I spray candy from between my swollen gums>Sweat pours down my back>I feel it...pooling in places>My joints scream>My back is on fire>Still>This is our only shot>S: "You'll never make!">I'm bleary eyed>At my limit>I must have run 20...maybe even 30 yards>The pull-cart is long gone but I know these streets>My 72nd past life>Shojo>His spirit's shown me the way>Told me of the power Goodman holds>We all should have known why the Cohen Brothers kept casting him>???: " あなたが残す必要がある脂肪の少年!悪霊があなたに従います!ここを通って他のファットマンを追いかける!早く!">I turn to look at the shop-keep hailing me>Already preparing my response>N: " いいえ、ありがとう、親切にも私はあなたがそれを買っていない限りあなたの店に入ることはできません。私は数字9を得ることができます。余分なものがある6番は、-">I feel it>My big toe>Stuck>Trapped in the depths of a crack so deep it managed to steal my footing>Goddamn Sandalshttps://youtu.be/k1-TrAvp_xs>S: "NICK!">I close my eyes>Feel the wind blowing past my roll-insulated ears>They say a fall from 150 feet makes water feel like concrete>Well>I'm landing on concrete>At close to 600lbs>From a height of 6'0">This is it>I turn back to Steve>He's a teenager again>Still 5'9">I knew that wasn't age-related shrinkage>Oh right>Still falling>Time to die>BLLLLAAAMMM!>S: " https://youtu.be/-EkWHhKgBuQ ">My voluptuous breasts>My sea of stomach fat>It's saved me from breaking open my melon>Still>It's over>At my weight>With such low energy>I'm helpless>Trapped>A nearby gang of children laughs and takes my wristwatch and wallet>I am powerless to stop them>Steve runs up>S: "This don't look too good, Nick.">I look up at him from my new home in the earth>The reverse aging hasn't stopped>N: "I know, Steve."cont
>>1739075I can't believe Nicolas Cage is fucking dead.
>>1739075>>1739075>With hope and insulin draining from my body>With the toddler sized body of my partner holds my head>S: "Guess we had a pretty good run.">N: "It- it's not over.">S: "It's over, Nick.">N: "You can still catch him!">S: "Shhhh.">Steve pulls a fist-ful of butterscotch candies from his little overalls>Man>That's cute>He pours them into my mouth>To calm me>I weep>Because it works>S: "We did everything we could.">The shopkeep has run up to us>He's frantic>Pulling my arm>Straining his spine an attempt to help me stand>???: " いいえ!あきらめることはできません!どんな男が背中で死んでるのか!弱虫!または豊かな老人!あなたはそれらのどちらでもないので、起きて戦う必要があります!">S: "Why're you trying to help us old man?">It takes a moment before I realize>The sunken cheeks>The fierce brow>I know this man>Or rather>I used to>N: " お父さん!?">???: " 何 ? ">I see the pain in the old man's>After a little translation I realize I've found Shojo's father>Shojo was a fat sonnova bitch>His dad hated him>Or so we both thoughthttps://youtu.be/LJ81S2s45No>???: " あなたに今私に心から願いたいことがあります。あなたが住んでいた間に毎日やっていたはずのこと。私は悲しいです、少女です。私はあなたの父親だった。あなたは私の子供だった私はあなたのためにそこにいたはずだった!">At this preposterous weight>He sees his son in my eyes>N: "It's not-a too Rate.">I say to him in Shojo's broken Japaninglish>With the crooked half smile he was always chided for in family photographs>N: "You can herp meh Shave deh Worwd Fafa.">Several minutes later>At a tiny Sushi Resturaunt>Where a ludicrous discount on tofu Sushi rolls>Shrimp Soup>...and Pineapple cake>Has actually stopped the Pull-Cart in it's track>All of a certain fat actor's favorite foods>And no>I'm not talking about Zombie John Candy>WHAM!>For once>A shadow strides into the #1 All Time USA Sushi Bar>It's Me>In my arm, I carry my partner>We stride into the VIP booths>Where the man we've hunted for weeks is finally where we want him>Sitting>Eating>Ready to talk>J: "...You look like shit.">N: "We're going through a rough patch.">S: "Next stop...Echo Creek, California."endFor now.See you Saturday, Everyone. I do so look forward to giving Anon a taste of what he can -really- do.What she said.Bless
>>1739110>S: "Next stop...Echo Creek, California."Anon, steve and nich team up to defeat star NOW!
>>1739110Until saturday, farewell Luna and Quest.Thanks for this silly little session.
>>1739110No puedo esperar. Hasta entonces buenas noches mami
>>1739121>>1739121Te he echado de menos mi hijo
>>1739110>>1739110Bonus Canon Texts between Anon and Jackie.Jackie discovers Anon has a whole closet full of the same outfit.
>>1739172Handing out more bonus canon moments
>>1729322>Care for your drake eggAW FUCK WE TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT THE FUCKING DRAKEWE NEED TO WARM IT WITH OUR FIRE WITHOUT KILLING IT
>>1739034Goddamn it Quest, I thought you said Saturday, you glorious bastard.
SESSION START!https://youtu.be/3JSSeZofSRc>Echo Creek California>Home of the Extra-Cheesy Allergen Wheezy Corn Dog God>Also you>Anonymous McMoot>Level 11 ???>Defier of fate>Mama's boi>Middle Finger flippin' 14 year old badass>You've just come home from the adventure of a lifetime>Retrieving your mentor>Your adopted space mom>Luna>From death itself>Now, instead of being an ominous voice in your head>She's an ominous little floating woman>Who lives on your shoulder>Or inside the big crazy crystal you were given>You have immense magical powers nowhttps://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX>Still, all of your are raw>Unfocused>Just like you>Fuck trying to be something you're not tho...>You're awesome>Right?>You kick monster ass>Hand out dank Sass>Scream memes>You're great!>So why do you feel so shitty?>Oh right>Because when one of your closest friends>Janna Ordania>Tried to join you on your latest adventure>You shut>Her>Down>L: "You did what you thought was best, dear. The poor girl couldn't possibly understand the perils you face every day. No one can...no one could.">Luna pats your cheek from her perch on your shoulder>You're out here>On a beautiful Saturday morning>With nothing to do>For once>Tomorrow night, your buddy Alabaster>The Unicorn>Wants your help smiting a cult>Sicc>You've got a huge inventory of things>A long list of good buddies who you haven't seen in what feels like foreverhttps://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N>You can see the beach from here>You can here music coming from the nearby park>A trashcan next to you is vibrating>You have your phone>Your freedom>Your scissors to travel the realms>You are AnonymousWhat do?
>>1744317reminder NOT TO GO IN THE WATER
>>1744317Fuck everything, we need to create our wand now. We can have fun when we get our wand. MAKE WAND!
>>1744317>A trashcan next to you is vibratingLETS STEP AWAY FROM THE TRASHCAN
>>1744317>trashcan>A: "Dirtbro? That you??"
>>1744317Ask Luna how to make Wand.Check the vibrating trashcan.
>>1744317Luna gib wand pls
>>1744317Let's check out the trash can, what could go wrong? After we've done that, let's finally get around to making the damn wand.
>>1744317We need to buy bullets for our gun
>>1744317Grab Janna and take her to Quest Buy so we can check out their magical weapons and armors.
>>1744317>Trashcan>vibratingUse perception to figure out what the cock it is.
>>1744317>check trashcan>MAKE WAND PLEASE HOLY SHIT
>>1744348Any gun store? Get a hobo to buy it for us in exchange for booz.