Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1521345/Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/5bdm4ZYjTwitter: https://twitter.com/TheHeadMasterTG-Sore hands, caked in dust, dirt, and the mud made out of what's left of the rocks I've ripped apart with my claws. I'm pretty sure if I didn't have scales on my hands they'd be a bloody mess right now. And they still feel like they are, with sharp pin pricks of pain and ache working past my armored "skin" and into my flesh as I continue to worm my through the tunnel I've force through the cliff face. Struggling to keep from falling, I jam my clawed toes into the wall once more as my tail gets pressed against my back and the wall, making everything feel just a little more cramped and claustrophobic. The only thing I'm happy about now is that I can't look down to see how high of a drop I've wedged myself over, since my head is stuck as well because of my horns and all I CAN see is the dirt above me taunting me about how close I must be to finally reaching the top. It feels like I've been stuck here forever! I'm covered in sweat, mud and sweaty mud that's worked its way under my now torn and ruined clothes. God I need a path, my scales feel dirty! and I feel fucking angry now....pretty sure my less scaly bits are bleeding, but the pain in my hands makes it hard for me to tell.Letting out a rough, struggling breath that sounds like it came from the lungs of a dying man who smoked seven packs of smokes a day, I continue on scratching my claws at my self made prison as my chest struggles to give me any of the hot, dirt tasting air that surrounds me. The sound of horns scrapping against old, worn stones echos in my head as I shake it, stretching my legs to push myself up further. The one of them slip and with a roaring yelp, I press my tail out against the wall as my heart does its best bongo drum impression in my chest, beating madly as my blood starts to burn in my veins again.Fuck fuck fuck! I nearly slipped down, god I think I almost had a heart attack just now, fuck this, just fuck this! I need to get out of here now~!And in my fear/ rage filled panic, I punch my fist up and feel the cold dead air of this world wash over my face as the sun blinds me like the fucking cunt that it is! Finally! I'm out of this hell hole! Oh I've never been happier to taste fresh air, its like a nice bite out of a root, or a cold glass of water after a fight. Just a little thing that feels better than...."Ergh" I groan, clawing my way out of the earth, to worn out to finish the thought as a wave of pleasure washes over me as I lay down in the wet, cold grass that's under me now, feeling all the dirt and crap that's gotten stuck to me now. "So why did you decide to dig up a mountain? I'm curious may? did you think it insulted you or something" Rowen asks from somewhere behind me as I try to just bask in the relief I've just foundcont
>>1683272"its in her soul to want to dig out of things, just be glad she didn't unleash the end of the world this time" Magni says with a deep chuckleWhat do I do? Just say I like digging tell them to fuck off try to smack the god with my tail crawl over to Yvette, complaining Waaaater....are we at least at the top? cause I am not walking....I don't know, it was fucking dumb! try to take a napLaugh, and claim victory over this dumb cliff tell them I better get a prize for that bullshit try to stand up 1d20+willpower write in
>>1683274> tell them to fuck off> crawl over to Yvette, complaining> Waaaater>Laugh, and claim victory over this dumb cliffGlad you're back HM, I hope you're feeling better tonight.
>>1683274> Just say I like digging>Laugh, and claim victory over this dumb cliff> crawl over to Yvette, complaining> Waaaater>....are we at least at the top? cause I am not walkingHi headmaster. Happy to see you running again. I hope things have gotten a bit better for you by now.Sadly I can't stick around for long today.
>>1683274> Just say I like digging> Waaaater>Laugh, and claim victory over this dumb cliff>Just lay here and catch our breath for a bit
>>1683274> Just say I like digging> crawl over to Yvette, complaining> Waaaater>Laugh, and claim victory over this dumb cliff> try to take a napWe back. Time for mud hugs and interaction with Odin.
>>1683274"And is in your soul to be a dick? Maybe we should drag you to Earth to see how you like being a woman."
>>1683290Also forgot to add.>Don't make me hug you Rowan.
>>1683274 "And is in your soul to be a dick? Maybe we should drag you to Earth to see how you like being a woman."
>>1683282>"And is in your soul to be a dick? Maybe we should drag you to Earth to see how you like being a woman.">Don't make me hug you Rowan.I'll add these as well
"I just like digging" I grumble as I manage to lift my head off of the ground, despite the blinding light that's just above me"Like I said" Magni chuckles, as I can hear his brother trying not to do the same. growling I struggle to push myself off of the ground, and quickly give up since my arms feel like jelly."And is it in your soul to be a dick?" I hiss, turning to him with a scowl as Mooi sighs, and pulls his father's hammer away from his brother as the red haired man's eyes glimmer with rage "maybe we should drag you down to earth to see how you like being a""May!" Rowen yelps as Magni grits his teeth"Don't you" he begins to say before Mooi stomps his feet between us, his blonde mustach seeming to droop as he glares at both of us"Remember, you are trying to find peace with eachother, Stop....stop going at each other like this" He says, sounding tired as his brother meets my eyes, and I try to work up the energy to flip him the bird."....are you feeling okay, May? if you need to, I could always take you back home" Yvette's soft voice rings in my ears as he shadow blocks off the light that is pissing me off."Waaater, I just need some water" I whine as I crawl over to her, clinging onto her roots as she looks down at me with a worried look on her face and in her amber eyes "I mean everything hurts and I want to die but...I'm okay, just pissed""Well I'm not sure how to help, but I'll do all I can for you" She says, running her hand through my hair and past my horns "...and, I don't take it any of you have water up here? She seems a little desperate""She also seems to remember exactly how my nephew dealt with her old self" A kind voice that sounds almost like a male yvette, it has the same kind of warmth and caring as she does, but also a sort of pain like some one who's lost something they love...if that makes any sense "Or maybe you just can't let go of old grudges""I have been trying, but she won't take mere jest without seeing insult" Magni grumbles as I turn to see a blonde man who looks like the forgotten love child of clint eastwood and that guy from vikings, but with hair that looks like he dipped it in liquid gold and is.... motherfucker was he the one who was hurting my eyes? he's actually glowing! I know he's a god but."balder?" I say, realizing just who this is as he smiles as Yvette gasps, realizing that he walked up seemingly out of nowhere as Rowen makes a weird noise"You know me then" He says happily as Yvette tries to speak "and no, I do not have any water....would a stronger drink sufice?""Do we want a drunk dragon up here?" Mooi asks"Don't want to see the world tree despoiled a" Magni begins to speak"W..why are you even talking!" Yvette yells at him "S..stop! don't bring anything up like that! that's...just""....Ergh, the images won't leave' Rowen whimpers as Balder groans"nephew" He says as Magni glances away, smirking "I just said for you to stop trying to make a fight"cont
>>1683344Balder a nice guy.
>>1683344 Maybe we should go home, and have a girls only threesome (Wink at Rowen)
>>1683344"It was just a jest" Magni says with a shit eating grin"You do not jest like that around guests, even if they once brought forth the end of all" He says, his shoulders slumping as he glances at me "I know your father was wild, but you do not have to follow his example. If you were drunk I'd understand but""Are we sure he isn't? he seems like a mean drunk to me" I huff, hugging my girlfriend's stomach as the god looks at me with a smile, glad at least one of them's polite. I mean I guess Mooi kind of is but he's still kind of"Just....try to end this feud before it starts again" he says weakly "both of you""Grudges last between lives, vengeance kindles in both their chests" A wispy voice says, like some edgy kid who grew up in a graveyard"Vidar, do not encourage the nidhogr and our nephew" Balder says coldly as a man wearing a great white wolf pelt laughs, his eyes shimmering like a knife held over fireWhat do I do? tell magni he needs to update his jokes apologize for threatening magni Hug yvette and ask if I could have one of her roots .....wait who the hell are you? Soooo, where's odin? He's been starting it! why are you lumping him up with me Hey Rowen, don't tell me you have a crush? I doubt you can stalk him like you do with everything elseWow, I can see why everyone got pissed when you died Balder tease magni BRING THE MEAD, I AM FUCKING DRYING UP!, I NEED SOMETHING, FUCK I'D DRINK GOAT'S BLOOD RIGHT NOW, I AM DYING HERE....Hey, mooi, would you really be upset if you had a sister rather than a brother Write in
>>1683380> tell magni he needs to update his jokes> apologize for threatening magni> Hug yvette and ask if I could have one of her roots> .....wait who the hell are you?I'm so far out of the game. I am going to try to whip something up real quick in GIMP
>>1683380> tell magni he needs to update his jokes> apologize for threatening magni> Hug yvette and ask if I could have one of her roots> .....wait who the hell are you?> Soooo, where's odin?
>>1683380> apologize for threatening magni> Hug yvette and ask if I could have one of her roots> .....wait who the hell are you?> Soooo, where's odin?> He's been starting it! why are you lumping him up with me>Wow, I can see why everyone got pissed when you died BalderBalder a nice guy.
Also I am really sorry about the massive delay, but with how I was sleeping, I'd pass out around three hours before I was supposed to run.
>>1683380> tell magni he needs to update his jokes>begrudgingly apologize for threatening magni> Hug yvette and ask if I could have one of her roots
>>1683402You got nothing to apologise for HM. We're just glad you're feeling better now.
>>1683402It may have been frustrating. But a healthy QM is a much better thing. I am glad you're feeling better.
>>1683402I am just glad you are doing better. I've resorted to anonkun of all places
>>1683400Oh whoops. Take out the He Started it vote.
>>1683380> He's been starting it! why are you lumping him up with me> Hug yvette and ask if I could have one of her roots>Wow, I can see why everyone got pissed when you died Balder> tease magni> .....wait who the hell are you?> Soooo, where's odin?Magni can fuck right off, Balder is best god so far. >>1683402We understand HM, we're just glad you're back
>>1683380>>1683373 Maybe we should go home, and have a girls only threesome (Wink at Rowen)
>>1683380 Maybe we should go home, and have a girls only threesome (Wink at Rowen)Must tease cute squirrel!
>>1683387Here's what I was able to do. I really need to practice more.
>>1683482Yes, we must tease the cute squirrel!
>>1683380> Maybe we should go home, and have a girls only threesome (Wink at Rowen) The squirrel must be teased
>>1683502She'll join us soon enough. But remember, it IS Yve's harem. Not ours.
"If those were supposed to be jokes you really need to get with the times" I say dully as Magni scrunches his bearded face"I am sorry I've not been able to learn the ways of a world I have not been to since the finale battle" He says flatly "and if humor has decayed so far, than it truly must've become a dull place""Oh come on, I was just making an observation" the vidar guy sighs, with a much more...manly? voice now, sounding a little more gruffer than Magni himself "And trying to light a fire?" Balder asks"Hey, if they start fighting can one of you...I dunno? get me out of the cross fire? I don't want to get squished" Rowen says nervously chattering her teeth"Don't worry, I'd stop her before they started" Yvette says warmly "....if it was her fault""And I have Mjolnir" Mooi says "so its not like they'd be too destructive in their battle""Oh, well thank you for that at least' Yvette says as Magni groans"She threatened a hell beyond imagining" He says crossing his arms"And I'm sorry, I was a little pissed off" I grumble "shouldn't have done that, so...sorry I was a bitch""It isn't right to jest about one's love life when you barely know them" Magni sighs as Yvette glares at him"Yeah, it really isn't. its just plain rude and...creepy" She says as I hug her and rest my head against her soft stomach"I do not care if she....wait father threw your blade at you?" Balder says, sounding taken aback as Vidar groans"Yes, apparently she was not seeking advice, so flew the very blade the slew the great wolf" the other, new god says shaking his head "I think she's having a curse of mistfortune""I'm proud of you may" Yvette says happily as Rowen nods and glances at me "Yeah, If you were still... the old you, I bet you and Magni would be trying to beat each other to death right now" Rowen says with an awkward smile"Yeah, I know, I know" I Say, with a sigh "....hey, yvvy, don't your roots have water in them? can I just have one? I'll be as gentle as I can honey""Uh...Well I mean" She says, looking back at the two gods "if you don't want anything they offer then I guess I...""really?" Magni and mooi say in unison"What?" i ask as Magni smirks"Don't say it, she must know how this seems to our eyes" Mooi sighs"Oh, chewing on her legs won't do a thing, just an old taste all I was saying was" Magni says before he sighs "No, not going to say it, I am trying to ...bury the hatchet you said right""Maybe we should wait till the all father calms down before" balder murmurs"....Wow, that's dirty" Rowen says as Magni chuckles "You don't even have to say anything, and I know what you're thinking" And an idea runs through my head, a stupid and dirty one buuut, I can't help but fuck with both of them"Hey, Row, Maybe we should go home and just have a threesome, just us girls' I cackle as everyone shuts up and Yvvy hugs me off of the ground as she jolts up straightcont
>>1683538Wow, I really mis-read the second to last line
>>1683538>Yvette switch trigger is flipped.You done it now May.
>>1683538Ah, lewd jokes truly are the great equalizer. Now we can all have an awkward laugh and go to meet the All-Father somewhat less pissed at each other. And we made Yvvy fun-mad, so that's a plus.
>>1683576Until we get home and roleplay.Tree gets to bury the Nidohggr this night.
>>1683582Such was my plan. Until the dragon chews her way back out of her cave of course. May and Yvette switching roles is fun.
>>1683600Implying that she's even going to CONSIDER that after that joke.She may be considering other things. But not a switch today.
>>1683609May has to sit outside while the Squirrel finally gets a turn to play in the Tree
>>1683609Maybe not today, but when May get's her next upgrade, Yvvy's gonna see things from a whole new perspective. That didn't come out as well as I wanted it too, but you get the point.
>>1683538Rowen turns to me, her face as red as her hair as I laugh and wink at her and Magni and Mooi look insulted as they look at her and she shakes her head"May, I swear to god you're just as bad as he is!" Rowen says, trying to adjust her glasses as her tail puffs up and I keep laughing as Yvette doesn't say a word and just holds me like a teddy bear "You always have to make these kinds of jokes""God, you're still as hungry as you were in your old life" Mooi says, chuckling as Magni groans"Alas it seems all the maidens of this time find comfort and love only in eachother' he says without missing a beat"We're...they're the only ones who are...they're a couple, I'm just their friend even though they" Rowen says, squeaking as she tries to rant"they why do you spy on us? why did you take so many pictures of me, and yvvy to I assume" I say, with a shit eating grin flashing my fangs as Rowen turns even redder and stamps her foot"You..you both make good news and... I mean its to keep memories and" She struggles to explain as I get a little worried about yvvy, since she hasn't said anything in a while. Is she mad at me? Oh god I hope she....why is she smiling like that "I mean I started taking pictures of both of you because I was worried you'd be well...how you were to everyone before. But now I swear its just in case you two ever want a scrap book or something! You know I am a girl of habit may! Stop saying all this gay stuff!""....Are ye sure you don't want to be part of it?" Magni asks"That did seem a bit too" Mooi begins to say before a pencil flies at him "Huh....don't think you're thinking straight""Yeah because she isn't" I say as Rowen shakes, looking embarresed as hell as Yvvy sighs"Stop teasing her, you bully" She says teasingly herself as Balder just raises an eyebrow and Vidar shrugs"They seem to get along brother" He says bluntly as the glowing god rubs his face"Hey, where's odin anyway?" I ask without thinking as Yvette sets me down and grabs my hand tightly"Nuz locking?" the wolf wearing man with the curly hair says shrugging "she seems rather enraged by it, Poor Hodur and Vali are with her now, I left to avoid her wrath but My brothers decided to try to calm her down, so I came to warn my brother incase she failed and....Wait, is the small one Ratatoskr? and, was the great tree reborn as""A girl who loves baking yes" Yvvy finally says, brushing her "hair" out of her eyes"I...guess I am?" Rowen says, still looking a little pissed offWhat do I do? Join forces with Magni and continue teasing the squirrel  Wait? is she playing pokemon? Godamn how did fucking odin get reborn as such a nerd....Hodur? isn't he from game of thrones?Go see the all father Try and get to know the two new gods See if Balder or Vidar know the answer to the question of what exactly is going on with monster girls and legends and shit write in>>1683621oh?
>>1683616I mean if we were really being mythologically accurate.The Squirrel would be sandwhiched by the Tree and the Nidhoggr>>1683621I hope its not the nind influencing one. We shouldn't be the lead. It should all be around the world tree.
>>1683493cute plant girl btw
>>1683629> Wait? is she playing pokemon? Godamn how did fucking odin get reborn as such a nerd>....Hodur? isn't he from game of thrones?>Go see the all father> Try and get to know the two new gods> See if Balder or Vidar know the answer to the question of what exactly is going on with monster girls and legends and shitWell I know how this thread ends for May
>>1683629> Join forces with Magni and continue teasing the squirrel > Wait? is she playing pokemon? Godamn how did fucking odin get reborn as such a nerd>Go see the all father
>>1683609It wasn'ta joke, it was blunt honesty.
>>1683638Thanks! Here's the full pic
>>1683629> Join forces with Magni and continue teasing the squirrel>....Hodur? isn't he from game of thrones?>Go see the all father> Try and get to know the two new gods>Oh?We'll need to learn how to take care of a Bonsai tree is all I'll say. And now I'm having Hodor flashbacks. And now I despretly want to know what GoT is like with all of the monsters (Dragons, dire wolves, giants, etc.) played by monster girls. >>1683616Better yet, Yvvy grows a tree around her and makes her watch.
>>1683629> Join forces with Magni and continue teasing the squirrel > Wait? is she playing pokemon? Godamn how did fucking odin get reborn as such a nerd>Go see the all fatherWe can only be done teasing the Squirrel once her face is redder than her fur
>>1683655Well May says its a joke. Just because ANONs may want it does not mean May does.Yet...
>>1683660Also, Odin is a badass apparently, so that's cool. >>1683658Yvvy a cutest.
>>1683629 See if Balder or Vidar know the answer to the question of what exactly is going on with monster girls and legends and shit
>>1683660>Daenerys hatches a tiny May, Mali and Golden king God that'd be something to watch
>>1683660Oh god, I just realized how fucking different everything would be in game of thrones in this setting! Oh my god!Jesus christ what would warging do!
>>1683629> See if Balder or Vidar know the answer to the question of what exactly is going on with monster girls and legends and shit
>>1683672And now it makes me wonder who would be the one Danerys would ride.
>>1683672Oh my god that is amazing and I need pictures of it NOW.
>>1683676Holy fuck you're right! I need this anime right the fuck now! >>1683678Implying anyone can compete with Mali's natural attraction. May is an awesome dragon anon, but she's not the best "mount" in that group.
>>1683706Whoops, meant to reply to>>1683679
I glance over at magni, and for a moment I can feel a sense of comadrie with him, like he just helped me sneak in a pack of smokes or held someone up for me in a fight or you know, was actually a decent....er god?Without saying a word, we smile the same shit eating grins, his more beardy and mine more fangy as we reach the same conclusion without saying a word to eachother. We both like seeing Rowen flustered, maybe for different reasons, but we can easily work together""Oh Ratatoskr, it seems the tables have turned" He says, grabbing her shoulder from behind "no longer do you enrage the dragon, now she teases and makes light of you, oh how fate turns, now the dragon flusters the little liar's heart""Oh she likes it, I know she's into me" I say with a smirk "She doesn't even try to hide it, she stalked me even before we became monster girls, she's always been so bad at hiding her crushes""Wh" rowen says before her eyes go wide "Oh don't you start again already! Are you suffering withdrawals from not making fun of people or something? and weren't you just about to smack her around! Why are you two on the same side now!" "Hey, at least they're being nice to each other now" Yvvy says weakly "Also did you say Odin was playing a nuzlocke?""Whatever that is" vidar says "She was nearly driven into a bloody rage, tried to take my head...what madness has taken her now?""Stop being so dramatic, it wouldn't have ended you brother" Balder chuckles as Magni laughs"Ah, so she is one who goes for both types of pies then?" he says as Rowen bites her lip turning red "she must lust for those with strength beyond mortal men!, why she must be like a bitch in heat up here, among a dragon reborn and the gods themselves""Oh I think she just likes people bigger than her, maybe its a fetish thing, having big strong hands run down her back and to her" I say pausing as Magni chuckles "tail""It would make for a great warmer in the winter he adds"Shut up! Why are you two like this?! Huh? Magni has an excuse I guess but May! come ooon you have a girlfriend if you want to do this! Yvvy make her stop!" Rowen yells out as Yvette turns around and smiles"But its kind of funny" She says, sounding ashamed"JUDAS!" Rowen yells "You're supposed to be my friend""May?" Yvvy sighs as I chuckle"Hey, don't get jealous, I'm just playing around with her, not my fault she's in love with me" I say with a smirk"Oh she's just a lustful little thing, though I do not blame her" Magni says posing as I finally realize what balder and Vidar are trying to say"Well at least you two are getting along better" Mooi sighs "though, the manner of which you bond is a little...strange"-Magni is slightly less against you now, he is progressing away from being your enemy!-"Wait is odin playing pokemon? how could she be reborn such a nerd?" I giggle as all the gods look at me confused and yvette frowns and sighs, smiling weakly as she shakes her head as rowen mouths cont
>>1683760"are you trying to get us killed?""What?" Balder asks"Nothing" I say quickly as they still look at me like I've sprouted wings or something "Also, I have a question, we've kind of came up here to ask, do either of you know whats the deal with monster girls? is it just old souls waking back up, or is that just for legends? Is the sickness real either way? is it just like a spark for it or is it a confidence, or does it spread to normal folks and legends just wake up? Like we're all confused about this, and its kind of...well it makes my head hurt thinking about it, because seriously what's going on?"Balder glances at magni and mooi"We have no idea either, but we want answers to see if we can once again walk amongst men and women" Mooi says with a smirk, glancing to his brother"Without losing our manhoods" Magni says"Though Rowen might fancy you more, maybe she just like amazons?" I say as Magni frowns and then smilesBalder and vidar look at eachother and back to us as Rowen stammers"Shut up! Come on, don't tell me this is going to go on forever! go back to hating eachother! She whimpers "this is too much""Don't react, they want a reaction"yvvy says ruffling Rowen's hair "I thought you'd know this by now, just...ignore them okay""I don't want to be hugged" Rowen squeaks as vidar and balder say the same thing"Ask the all father?" they say, unsure of what we just saidWhat do I do wait for odin to calm down just go see her now pass the time teasing rowenpass the time with Yvette fuck it! maybe me and magni will get along better if we beat the shit out of eachother Shrug, and say that it probably won't effect gods anyways (try to convince them to visit earth with us)Show off my hammer Hug Yvvy and take one of her roots while she's distracted explain what a nerd is (lie?y/n) writein
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCpi1sZEZ1Ualso here's a song I want to use in a fight at some point in the quest, like a big legend brawl
>>1683791> wait for odin to calm down> Shrug, and say that it probably won't effect gods anyways (try to convince them to visit earth with us)>Show off my hammer
>>1683791> wait for odin to calm down>pass the time with Yvette>Show off my hammerMaybe the gods can appraise it! Thats a form of bonding.That and Rowan is teased enough for now.
>>1683791Show off my hammer Hug Yvvy and take one of her roots while she's distracted
>>1683791>Show off my hammer> Hug Yvvy and take one of her roots while she's distracted"Rowen, we will talk about think later, okay?" Wink at the squirrel
>>1683791> wait for odin to calm down>pass the time with Yvette>Show off my hammer> Hug Yvvy and take one of her roots while she's distractedI guess we can let Rowan catch her breath, before we launch back into teasing her
>>1683791> pass the time teasing rowen>pass the time with Yvette> Hug Yvvy and take one of her roots while she's distracted> Shrug, and say that it probably won't effect gods anyways (try to convince them to visit earth with us)>Show off my hammer>Force Rowen to sit in our lap while we sit in Yvvys lap. >come on, you can meet gods from other myths! Like Zeus and Tiamat and all those gu-girls, I guess. And you can find some old friends of yours! I'm sure I saw Fenrir running around the Lions Den, it'll be fun."I don't think I need to explain what the best outcome for this would be.
>>1683830Vidar S-laying Fenrir?
>>1683830>>1683821>>Force Rowen to sit in our lap while we sit in Yvvys lap.Oh, oh yesThis! Supporting this
>>1683843We'll she'd (I know what I did) have to fight off her girlfriend first. And what god can withstand the might of a Corgi?
Getting a little excessive guys...
>>1683843Hey HM! Check out this mosaic I contributed to this week!Spoiler warning: Jojo parts 3&5http://imgur.com/a/ZHhtJ
>>1683865>http://imgur.com/a/ZHhtJ I think I Saw bits of this being made Noice
>>1683868I made the shitty room joke, the hotdog on the stairs, both koolaid panels, and the D'arby panel
>>1683843Try it and an eight legged centauress will give you a fate worse than death.
>>1683861I'm sorry, I was going to take a break from bullying Squirrel for a bitBut this is just too perfect not to
>>1683890Seeing as it probably got enough votes to go through. This better be the last suggested one for a while...please guys. I don't want Yve ACTUALLY mad at us.That and we worked hard to get Rowan to friend status.
>>1683861Maybe, but it's also really cute. And reminiscent of past lives in a way.
"Yeah, if she's throwing swords at her own...kids?" I say, picking up my hammer, swinging it over my shoulder as Balder stares at it, but not like he wants to fuck it like Mooi did "I am not going to mess with her, sounds like its her time of the month and I don't want to face a god like that, so I'll just wait until she calms down""....is that dwarven made?" Balder asks, motioning to Saorsa as I smirk"No, it was made by a golem that was once a man, that mooi seemed too interested in" Magni says as Mooi steps back, looking offended"I just want to meet the craftsman who could make such a weapon" He says"And to pound her anvil" Magni adds as balder smiles and Mooi growls, curling his mustache angrily"the metal woman and the son of thor, truly a tale of the ages" Vidar says laughing as he looks at it and smirks "I...did not know such masters still lived among men...let alone any that could use magic""Oh that comes from me and her" Yvvy says, leaning against me as I begin to smell her roots again, my stomach growling as I try to resist grabbing them and chewing them in front of everyone "My roots and her blood""Life and decay in one weapon? The bringer of the end and the one who held the worlds together, what a....conflcted weapon it is" Vidar says"Hmm, wonder what magicks it has" Balder says, seeming like he doesn't trust it"I'm curious if it could stand to mjolnir" magni snorts as I hold it up and Hug Yvvy with my other arms as she lays against me"Eh, who cares, its badass enough for me" I say with a sneer, as I on force of habit pull one of my girlfriend's smaller roots and hear her yelp so cutely and"Eh?" I say as I stuff it into my mouth without thinking the gods wincing as yvvy whimpers, not like I hurt her but like I embarresed her"Oh" I say as she pulls me into her lap"You're being a real trouble maker" She says pouting as she holds me against her "guess I'll have to repeat the past and keep you locked up""Hey!" I complain as she giggles and pinches my cheek away from the scales on it"What? can't take a bit of bullying may?" She says, giggling as she hugs me "I won't be mean or do anything....well anything we should do in private, but as my girlfriend I should be able to cuddle and mess with you to, since you did say dragons were for cuddling after all"I feel my face burning as Magni and mooi laugh in unison as I bite my tongue, hissing in embarrassment. Well I won't suffer alone, if I can just pull Rowen over to my lap with my tale I can at least make her embarresed as I"EEE!" I yelp in surprise as Yvvy pulls my tail down with her roots"Ask first" She says happily "Friends don't just pull their friends into their laps""Eh?" Rowen says, too busy taking pictures to notice what's going "was she going to do something to me again?"Yvette just smiles at me, happilycont
>>1683936What do I do? Make her wilt a bit in revenge Make her grow grumble and ask rowen Say it was just a joke Tell her she's embarrassing me Promise to get her back for this later apologize to rowen Just pick Yvvy up and carry her over to rowen 1d20+might Ask Magni if he wants to go then! (challenge him to fight)...I've changed my mind, lets go see odinH..hey you aren't supposed to say that dragon thing around other people! write in
>>1683943> grumble and ask rowen> Say it was just a joke> Promise to get her back for this later> Make her grow>H..hey you aren't supposed to say that dragon thing around other people!Clever girl
>>1683943 Make her grow
>>1683943> Make her growthat should throw the gods for a loop
>>1683943> Make her grow> grumble and ask rowen> apologize to rowen
>>1683955> apologize to rowenI knew I forgot to add something
>>1683936Omake: Not a legend"This really really sucks." A small dog girl said as she sat down in a bench."Yeah? Well at least you are bigger than me." Said a even smaller harpy girl, for some reason she was the size of a real hawk. "Did you use to be a boy Laura?" The dog girl asked."No.""Then my situation sucks more. Sure I am just eight years old but I always thought I would grow up to be a man not a... a dog woman." "And I used to be the tallest girl on my class, now from my point if view almost everyone is a giant. And is not like I can use magic to cheat like fairies do, oh and look, no hands!" "Yeah but you can fly, that must be cool." "Susy.""What?""That will be your new name Ron.""No way! I am not getting a girls name!" "Well, your mom told me to take care of you, and I am older that you.""But I don't wanna be a girl!" The new named Susy said crying. The small harpy hawk girl gave her a hug. "Hey, please calm down, after we get your name changed we are getting ice-cream!""...Really? But I really don't... want to be a monster girl.""Most people don't, but there is no cure. You remember Uncle Raul?""You mean after the accident?""Yeah he lost his legs but he didn't let that stop him, besides, at least you have years to get used to being female. Think of those male adults who aren't that lucky.""Can't at least get another name? Like Rowena or something?" "Our grandma was named Susan." "Fine, you are still the worst cousin ever.""Susy, I am your only cousin." AN: I got tired of writing about legends and I couldn't think about anything new for Sheepie.
>>1683974>"Our grandma was named Susan."Awwwcute stuff
>>1683974You continue to do adorable work anon, thank you.
"Sorry about all the teasing rowen, you know I can't resist" I say as I glance over at my ginger friend as she adjusts her glasses, and looks through all the photo's she's just taken of the landscape with her phone "I just wish you'd go back to the usual stuff, not this...perverted teasing" She says blushing again "but I know you won't""it gets the best reaction"I say as Yvette smiles with a strange look in her amber eyes, like a mischievous twinkle "I'm just glad you two could make up so quickly" She says happily"Oh, beileve me, if may wasn't trying to not be so...you know, I'd be black mailing her" Rowen says with a sneer as Magni and mooi slowly stop laughing"So I take it you don't want to sit in my lap then?" I ask, pouting dramatically as Rowen cackles"Oh? not scared I wouldn't use it as leverage" She giggles "And...while its...no not now, I mean not, just look. Wait until we get back to the real world before you start messing with me alright""But it'd be fun" Yvvy sighs as I glance at her"Wait weren't you just" I begin to say before she shuts me up by tightening her hug "hey!""So...that's normal for you two?" Balder asks"Well, I guess the old wrym has influenced her tastes, but still its a bit more disturbing than it used to be, what with Yggdrasil has become" "But little has changed, the tree still keeps nidhoggr locked under her" magni begins to say as I work my magic, green rune glowing over my scales as Yvvy yelps as her body expands, growing up and out as I get a rather nice pillow as her shirt struggles to keep around her chestMagni shuts up, Mooi shuts up, Balder gasp and Vidar nearly yells outI just smirk as I pinch yvvy's recently fattened thighs and"MAY!" She yells out, her face as red as Rowne's was and I realize once again, I might've chosen the wrong time to have a bit of fun. Yvvette is using her new kind of giant size and weight to try and pin me to the ground in retaliation for my little prank"WAIT WHAT IN ODIN'S LOST BEARD JUST HAPPENED!?" Magni roarsroll 1d20+ str or Durability
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1684040>1d20 + durability
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1684040I feel like tanking. Dur.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1684040"Oh come on, I just wanted my prison to have some better pillows!"Also strength please
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1684040Strength Dice do something dramatic please
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1684040str
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1684040>1d20 + durabilityLet's ger have her fun.
>>1684138Wow!Or lovely tree is like a pillow and we like it?
I push against her, not hard enough to hurt her, but enough to put me on top of her, my hands sinking into the "pillows" She's hiding under her shirt, making her turn redder, her shaking in the wind as she tries to squirm or roll over on me to try and control or punish me, or maybe just mess with me. Knowing how Yvvy is, its probably just her being playful. girl doesn't have a mean bone in her body. "H..hey May?" She asks, still trying to squirm as I hold her to the ground "C..could you let me go? this is...this is really embarrassing ya know""Hey? Viddy? I'm sorry I threw whatever that was at you, don't tell me you ran off somewhere! Come on, I'm sorry, You know I don't think when I get mad, look I'll drink with you or...listen to how you avenged to old me again, I'll even let you do all the weird motions you do! Come on! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to act like that"What do I do? see what odin looks like remind yvvy was going to do the same thing to me Wrestle with my girlfriend tease her Kiss her Give her a playful nip Apologize, and shrink her back down to normal Pick Yvette up, just to mess with her 1d20+ might Tell Magni, smugly, that I'm not the same as the old me Tell her I'd let her go if she makes me a cake Yawn and use her like a pillow/ bed, ignoring the all father  write in
>>1684153> Apologize, and shrink her back down to normal> Kiss her"I am sorry this got out of hand."
>>1684153> Give her a playful nip> Apologize, and shrink her back down to normal> Kiss her
>>1684153> remind yvvy was going to do the same thing to me> tease her> Kiss her> Give her a playful nip> Apologize, and shrink her back down to normal
>>1684153> see what odin looks like> remind yvvy was going to do the same thing to me
>>1684153> Give her a playful nip> Apologize, and shrink her back down to normal> Kiss her> Tell Magni, smugly, that I'm not the same as the old me
>>1684153 Apologize, and shrink her back down to normal Kiss her
"Oh? and what were you going to do to me then?" I ask, frowning as she looks me in the eyes, hers filling with guilt and a bit of playfulness as she smiles."Well I wasn't thinking, I just knew you'd get flustered if I treated you like a stuffed dragon" She says, giggling "probably should've waited till we got back, but...well I was mad that you did...that again without warning, so i tried to get a little revenge, ehehe? I'm not good at being mean am I?"Well I've seen her be rather scary before, but I don't want to see what happens if i tell her that"You do need some lessons" I say, laying ontop of her to give her a long kiss, before I stop, remembering through the silence that we're not alone "Crap""No don't stop" Mooi says as magni sighs, enviously and Rowen groans"Really?" She asks, adjusting her glasses "I'd say get a room, but then you two would leave me here""I wouldn't" Yvvy says quickly, her face quickly turning red as mine does the same"Sorry...sorry for all this" I say, letting my wilting aura free as the grass around us turns brown as it slowly decays"So....you hold back that part of yourself" Magni says"truly you two must share a deep bond" Vidar says nodding"Hm, how strange" Balder chuckles as I help my girl up as she sleepily lays against me, yawning as her eyes fill with life once more"Hey...." the voice I assume is odin's saysI turn and see a girl, around rowen's height, carrying a spear larger than any of the gods around us, in a pale white hoodie with a blue hood, massive hawk like wings with white feathers sprouting from her back, and white hair covering what I can see is a rough leather eye path.She's staring at me and tilts her head, her long braids falling as she sighs"Alright, I see I am interrupting, and really? I said I'd bring porn if you were that desperate" She sighs "I was expecting vidar to be....upset, but not to find a lesbian dragon and a tree sitting on my front yawn doing...deviant things"I try to same something as she huffs"Are you really the girl who got magni in a rage? I swear I was expecting the anti chr...something a bit more devilish than you and" She walks up to me, her one eye glimmering "Hmm, Well I can understand it, at the very least the old you was terrible but...you just have the air of well""A bully" She says as all the gods stand at attention, and Rowen does the same for...some reason. But Yvette just grabs my hand "But not much of one, also you two don't seem to be at eachother's throats""We're trying to get along better" Magni says as Odina grins"Ah, so you did listen" She says happily "glad you're trying to stop being so much of A neet, now....you all look like you want something from me? DO you need me to explain something again or""Well all father' Mooi beginscont
>>1684272What do I do Let him explain out question do it myself 1d20+Int Push Yvette or rowen to do it Call Odin a nerd Wow, you're a shrimp *pick her up* Wait, odin didn't have fucking wings Ask rowen what she's doing Show odin my hammer.....You aren't fooling anyone. I know kids like you, acted like they were tough shit or some kind of demon lord, just admit it, you aren't like you were, you're just a nerd who happens to have been one of the most badass gods in any folklore Nice spear Waaaait, were you guys begging the all daughter for porn *shit eating grin* IT WASN'T DEVIANT, I was just being romantic dammit! write in
>>1684283> Push Yvette or rowen to do it> Ask rowen what she's doing> Nice spear> Waaaait, were you guys begging the all daughter for porn *shit eating grin*> IT WASN'T DEVIANT, I was just being romantic dammitCalling Odin a nerd, So very tempting
>>1684283> do it myself 1d20+Int> Waaaait, were you guys begging the all daughter for porn *shit eating grin*> IT WASN'T DEVIANT, I was just being romantic dammit!I would do the call-out option, but it doesn't make for a good first impression
>>1684283> IT WASN'T DEVIANT, I was just being romantic dammit!> Waaaait, were you guys begging the all daughter for porn *shit eating grin*> Nice spear> Wait, odin didn't have fucking wings> Ask rowen what she's doing
>>1684320> Let him explain out question
>>1684283> IT WASN'T DEVIANT, I was just being romantic dammit!> Waaaait, were you guys begging the all daughter for porn *shit eating grin*> Nice spear> Ask rowen what she's doing> Let him explain out question
"it wasn't DEVIANT, I WAS JUST BEING ROMANTIC" I yell angrily and defensively as Odin nods"Suuuure" she says, I just cross my arms and huff as Yvette grabs my arm and smiles, running her hand through my hair again "Now mooi, you were saying?""We have been wondering, all of us actually, we have a question that we hope in all your boundless wisdom you will have an answer for so we can know if our fears have any truth to them" He says, hanging his hammer back to his brother, who takes it almost relevantly,Odin raises her eyebrow, I smile and say "Nice spear"She grins, her eye filled with joy and it looks like she's going to say something to mebefore mooi clears his throat, Balder and Vidar watching closing as Odin turns to him with a grandfatherly smile, stopping right before she speaks"And what are these fears, my...grandson" She says after a moments pause"Wait, were you guys really begging the all daughter for" I begin to say before Yvette cuts me off with a shake of her head as Magni growls"No she just offered" He says crossing his arms "We weren't so desperate to ask ourselves, we do have respect for ourselves""Yes, it was...disturbing to hear her offer" balder says shivering as Mooi groans angrily"As I was about to say before you all started chattering" He begins again"Rowen what are you doing" I whisper as he starts to speak before he cuts himself short again"....May, I'm not like you, when I see a god especially one like odin, I'll show respect, and...everyone else was doing it" She says, frowning as I giggle and she does the same"Ah, well we were wondering if we went down to the realm of men, if we would remain as ourselves, since we learned from these three that things were more complicated than them just being reborn" He says slowly as Magni nods"We wish to spend time with mortals once more" Magni says"We can all see that" Vigar says bluntly making his nephew snarl, as he chuckles"Oh, you...you really came here to ask me if you'd lose your dicks?" She says frowning "I mean I thought you guys knew how it all worked. I'm guessing you came here for the same reason, you three"We all nod"Alright" She says, clapping her hands together "You aren't human, your immune systems are stronger and since you aren't dead you won't be reborn, which means you only have to worry about the actual disease which is itself magical in nature""WHAT?" Rowen yells before she covers her mouth"So avoid anyone who can use magic or curse you or are still contagious" she says glaring at Rowen as she scurries to hide behind me, but odina never takes her eye off of her "You should be fine"Magni and Mooi grin widely"So, what did you say was the name of your friend who made your hammer?" Mooi asks softly"BROTHER, we have more choice than a man who lost his masculinity" Magni snorts "We can have our pick of women who have not been around men like us and"cont
>>1684409Ok let's go find Annie as soon as possible, I have a job for her...
>>1684409"Did you miss the part of avoiding anyone infected? Or who can use magic? If you want to end as girls sure, have sex with monster girls or witches. Oh and Legends probably have a stronger version of the disease."
>>1684441Good point, those idiots are gonna get infected at this rate.
>>1684409"I am not repeating the same truth again, I told you I just want to see her craftsmanship first hand" Mooi says calmly"And now we'll never see them again, though I do want to see how the race of man has been doing" Balder says smiling turning to his peta nightmare brother "Same with you Vidar?""I do want to hunt Fenrir again, if he has turned as lovely as these fine specimens" He says with a snarl"Oi" I say angrily as Rowen and Yvette shake their heads and I let it go."It'd be a fun family outing and....nidhoggr right?" Odin asks "Do you want me to call you that or your human name....just getting it out of the way now. You should come by more, we're from the same stories after all and...honestly, I want some one who understands what I say, you do play video games right? anything? Skyrim? that game only lets you play dragon girls so you must like it right? I know it casual but the only people who talk to me have no idea what I'm saying and I am getting really desperate here""Oh? found a friend?" balder asksWhat do I say? Rpgs are for nerds Not really, besides some of those kaiju games Uh...rowen? yvvy, any of you play Nope, sorry I am going to laugh so hard if you fuck yourself magni Mooi, Seigheild is still struggling with learning to be a girl, I am trying my best to teach her and a monster of muscle like you hitting on her would scare the crap out of her....good luck with that Vidar Yvette, can we go home? oh I'll be sure to visit, I do kind of like seeing my own corpse, ahahahaWell, if you guys want to celebrate good, I know the perfect place, and hey, maybe we'll bury the hatchet their....I need a bath and my scales need to be scrubbed, I can't stand it anymore!...Hey odin, the dead don't mind if I take one or two gems right? write in>>1684431She'd probably do it just to prove she's just a god of a witch as Baba yaga
>>1684456> Not really, besides some of those kaiju games> Uh...rowen? yvvy, any of you play>....I need a bath and my scales need to be scrubbed, I can't stand it anymore!
>>1684456> Not really, besides some of those kaiju games> Uh...rowen? yvvy, any of you play> Mooi, Seigheild is still struggling with learning to be a girl, I am trying my best to teach her and a monster of muscle like you hitting on her would scare the crap out of her>....good luck with that Vidar>....I need a bath and my scales need to be scrubbed, I can't stand it anymore!>Well, if you guys want to celebrate good, I know the perfect place, and hey, maybe we'll bury the hatchet their> I am going to laugh so hard if you fuck yourself magni>You can come with us you know, or is there some weird magical bullshit keeping you here?Ok we REALLY need to find Annie, it's far too important now. Also this version of Skyrim sounds way better.
>>1684456> Not really, besides some of those kaiju games> Uh...rowen? yvvy, any of you play Mooi, Seigheild is still struggling with learning to be a girl, I am trying my best to teach her and a monster of muscle like you hitting on her would scare the crap out of her Yvette, can we go home? oh I'll be sure to visit, I do kind of like seeing my own corpse, ahahaha
>>1684456>>1684456> Not really, besides some of those kaiju games> Uh...rowen? yvvy, any of you play> Mooi, Seigheild is still struggling with learning to be a girl, I am trying my best to teach her and a monster of muscle like you hitting on her would scare the crap out of her> Yvette, can we go home? oh I'll be sure to visit, I do kind of like seeing my own corpse, ahahah
>>1684456(If they go to the Legends Club, it will be war, it will be a horrible idea. Plus not even Coyote would be able to resist, and she is way more moral than Puck)
>>1684456> Not really, besides some of those kaiju games> Uh...rowen? yvvy, any of you play> Mooi, Seigheild is still struggling with learning to be a girl, I am trying my best to teach her and a monster of muscle like you hitting on her would scare the crap out of her> Yvette, can we go home? oh I'll be sure to visit, I do kind of like seeing my own corpse, ahahah>....I need a bath and my scales need to be scrubbed, I can't stand it anymore!>I mean I like the dirt...but this is a bit much.
"Not really, besides some of those kaiju games" I say as Odin smiles and nods "Uh Rowen? Yvvy, do you play any games""Well those can be fun I guess, not really into Kaiju" Odin sighs as Rowen just shakes her head with a look that just screams she doesn't have time for that stuff"Well I play farming games and animal" Yvette begins, but she stops when Odin wrinkles her nose in disgust"Well, that's....good, we'll have to play sometime" She says softly as she turns away "Until we meet again, I have to go...need to start my nuzlocke again""....what's wrong with farming games?' Yvvy asks angrily as I shrug"guess she's just an elitest" I say as I see magni and mooi discussing their plan of "attack" it seems that Mooi doesn't care what he sticks his dick into and Magni just wants some normal girls, which means they're arguring about how they'll find out if a girl is contagious or if that even matters if they'll only go for "Human" girls. Right now it seems mooi is just trying to convince his brother to move out of his comfort zone now that there's....more options than none."Mooi, just warning you now, Seigheild is still struggling with just learning how to be a girl, I am trying my best to teach her, but a monster of muscle like you hitting on her would scare the crap out of her" I say dully as Mooi turns to me"I just want to meet that artistan and see her work, I have no other desires towards her" He says, sounding pretty angry now"he says now" Magni says"...you two are more alike than you think, mayhap you should lay with eachother" He huffs, walking away, looking rather annoyed.Magni just shakes his head."So...guess you don't want to go with them?" Yvette asks softly"Oh show us around?" Balder adds in"Yvette, I just want to go home, and I'll be sure to visit you guys, I do kind of like seeing my own corpse after all, ahahah" I say laughing as Rowen looks at me and Yvvy giggles and Balder just stares at me like I'm crazy"it is quite the sight, you know, I saw Magni and Mooi taking down your old life, it was a glorious sight, If you have no memories of it, I can relate to you exactly how you old life" vidar says, smiling happily as a chill goes down my spine as he growls the last word of his "speech" "Ended""I need a bath, and my scaled need to be scrubbed, I can't stand it anymore!, all this mud and dirt is pissing me off, and I need to get some new clothes" I growl angrily as Yvette hangs over the back, with her arms around my neck"oh you know I love taking care of you, I'll get you nice and clean" She says cheerfully "Get a room you two" Rowen snorts, looking like she thinks she's being clever"I could brush your tail to, its getting a little ratty" Yvette says as Rowen pouts"I can do it myself!" She says blushing as Yvvy giggles, and I smile...this is actually really nice, glad I...glad I found Yvvy, its nice having someone like her-cont
>>1684587Meanwhile, somewhere in Tartarus city"So" a figure in a green robe with hair that seemed to be made of fire "Nidhoggr didn't seek revenge? Hmm, guess she truly is trying to change, such a shame, I would've loved to see my nephews face her, it would've been some entertainment at least....still, with how she's acting, sooner or later she'll cause something exciting to happen, the fairy and cursed dwarf have left her be, and so has the other dragon but with a push they may make this fun again""Oh? what are you saying now" A woman with a cow's skull on her head sigh, her own horns breaking through it "More plans you have""not really plans, more like me figuring out if I can have a little fun with" the figure yawned "I was hoping for a war between the old and new but...maybe I can still cause it....tch, maybe I should just lend a hand to the would be dragon "slayers". I just hate seeing someone like little miss Mcnarren forgot who she really is""Who are you talking about Loki? you know if I wanted to I could just force one of the girls in that city to give her the fight you seem to want to give her" the woman said as the trickster god cackled, eyes of fire burning in the darkness of the hood"Oh? Why? with her nature, fights will come to her, I don't care about her, or want to even see her battle or be crushed, I just...think she may be useful in making some things happen""Horse fucker you don't have to be so godamned criptic" the woman sighed as she turned to walk away"And you don't need to leash all your girlfriends" Loki sneered"I am not a" the woman said, turning to find and empty room, with only the crackling fire to keep her companyand we'll end hereI've archviedad will answer questions
>>1684607Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Glad to see the plot is still happening, and May not giving a fuck about it is still the best. I'm just glad I know one or two good insults for Loki, more if Monster Girl Avengers is a thing. Her friends sounds like a good time though, as do those "bitches" as I heard her call them, though for different reasons. Glad you're back HM, and that you're feeling better. And here, have a potential theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnEzwcgoShg
>>1684607Great thread HM. I look forward to more.Meanwhile, alYve had her way that night.
>>1684637Oooh I like this. didn't know this manowar song, its nice!
>>1684649Hell yeah, it's awesome even if Loki is kind of an asshat. I also have few for May, and Saorse:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQRHVIOCLbw&list=RDHQRHVIOCLbwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81rcibwfI2ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKltawQoeVcAnd one for shits and giggleshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7kJRGPgvRQ
>>1684649And meanwhile Coyote and Puck are making bets on when Loki will get infected.
>>1684687Ooooh, OOOOOH! I'll have to remember to use these in the next fight. the first one does seem like something May would listen to...well all of them do, honestly.Also Korplanki is a good bandAnd there's probably going to be a fight of some kind next thread
>>1684730Awesome, glad I could help! Now I'm thinking of Monster Girl Overwatch. Why must everything be better in your world? And I can't wait to bring the hammer down on someone skull, Saorse deserves her real debut.
>>1684750I've been wanting it to, trust me
>>1684750Packrat is a giant Hamster girl. And still acts the same.