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This here is a thread for all Star vs The Forces of Evil Faggots

SESSION START

https://youtu.be/gvCmtHDDuu0

>You are Anon
>A 14 year old boy
>Two weeks ago
>Which feels like an eternity now
>Your whole life was changed forever
>You stopped being a bitter
>Pensive
>Cautious little boy
>You found someone that believed in you
>That wanted to give you a chance
>When you were at your lowest point
>Having lost your closest and only friend
>Beaten
>Alone
>Then she came
>Luna
>The Voice from beyond
>She gave you THE BOOK
>Which grated you access to unimaginable power
>You've shuffled off the coil of level 0 nobody
>You are now a LEVEL 10 ???

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

>With powers of life and death
>A Monstrous Right Arm
>Undead minions
>Lasers
>Feels good to be the king
>If only you could have shared it
>Luna was taken from you
>By a petulant little monster
>You have spent your every waking moment up until now trying to find her
>To do so, you've travelled realities
>Plumbed the deepest depths of darkness
>All to end up here
>At the gate to her ancient castle
>You've solved the riddles
>Defeated the scraps of hateful gods that Luna cut down
>You
>Have survived
>Now the shimmering Pink glass which sealed your entryway is fading
>Only the door remains
>Which
>By your will
>Opens

>You are Anonymous
>You stand now in the gaping maw of your destiny

>There is a massive pile of corpses lining the castle inside it's retaining wall
>The windows are filled with their pressed faces and bones

>There is a tiny glowing object in a crater behind you

>Ahead is a room lined with black and white checkered tile
>With a 40 foot ceiling
>Unlit candles adorn the walls and the chandelier which hangs by an unseen tether
>Silence reigns here

What.
Do?
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I claim the first post in thread in the name of anarco capitalism
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WE'RE BACK, NIGGAS!
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>>1680426
BACK IN BLACK BABY! USE SKULL LORD GLASSES TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GO!
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>>1680436
this
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>>1680436
supporting
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>>1680426
>Inspect the crater
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>>1680426
Define 'glowing'. Is it pink?
otherwise:

>use Skull Lord's Eyes to see where to find Mommy
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>>1680426
Use the Eyes of the Skull Lord to find out where to go. Raise one of the corpses for an exposition dump.
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>>1680426
Yell
Scream
Break the silence
Then proceed toward our destiny
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>>1680426
Fuck it, let's inspect the glowing thing that's almost certainly a trap. Afterwards, using the eyes to find the way to continue sounds like a good idea.
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Use the eyes to figure out what's next.
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>>1680443
If we did that, it'd need a a way to write or a voice box.

And even then, it'd need a lot of brains to even attempt drawing history from its soul
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>>1680443
>Wanting to raise a corpse for an exposition dump
>When we're about to find the person who owns this castle

Why?
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>>1680456
Good point.

>>1680426
>>1680443
Use the corpses to beef up Zombina and give her arms.
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It feels good to say it.

Time to count.
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The votes

>Use the Eyes of the SKULL LORD
6 votes

>Inspect the Crater
3 votes

>Charge on Anon
1 vote

>Beef Zombina (Your most sentient minion) using the ancient bones
1 vote

>A: "My path is clear."
>The Glasses on your face sear white
>You see a path
>Cutting into the castle
>Then to the left
>You proceed
>Into the silence
>Your footsteps barely echo across the tile
>As you turn you see a staircase
>Opulent
>Red Carpet Rots upon it's curved surface
>The Bannister is made of rich polished wood
>You can still smell the oil
>At the top of the steps stands a figure
>Human-oid
>Well dressed
>In a petticoat
>With a gold chain hanging from it's front pocket
>What little flesh remains on it's body swings like tattered ropes
>Atop it's head
>A set of Rabbit Ears about 11 inches tall
>It does not move when you spot it
>You feel however that it's eyeless sockets have spotted you

What do?
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>>1680493
>casually wave at it and carry on
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>>1680493
>Interact with it, say hi.
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>>1680493
..... Try to just... walk around it.... no sudden movements.
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>>1680493
"H-hello my man, er bunny, you know where Luna is?"
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>>1680494
this, we don't have time for dilly dallying
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>>1680493
Hail the bunny buddy.
It hasn't attacked yes so i say we have a little chat.
...be in gaurd through.
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>>1680493
Well, this is Luna's house so we shouldn't assume hostility just yet.
>Introduce yourself and state that you're going to read it's mind so it can communicate if it cannot talk anymore
>read its mind if it seems fine with that or doesn't react at all
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>>1680458
Many of those around us may be unreliable in information.

Luna may wish to hide certain information from us at the moment. Those who are dead cannot.
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>>1680519
First off, why? She's never intentionally hidden anything from us. Hell, she's even stated that one only hides things from someone who can stop you. And you really think we can stop her?

Secondly, I think a rotting corpse is equally, if not more unreliable than a hypothetical lying Luna.
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>>1680494
Yeah, this souds real nice.
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>>1680493
Make wary assumption this is a creature under Luna's domain and begin light mind contact to get escort to Luna
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The votes

>Walk past it
4 votes

>Say Hi
4 votes

Oh would you look at that.
A tie.

>Your glasses ignite
>They try to tell you something
>That's when you realize the rabbit skeltal is gone
>SHHRRRIp!
>It's here
>In front of you
>The thing can teleport

https://youtu.be/LpT1wHKUZXI

>Up close you see much better
>It's ropey flesh is coated in dust
>Literally strings of meat that pull it around
>It's bones
>They've been preserved
>Or transmuted
>They shimmer in the ambient near-darkness
>His bones are entirely gold
>A skeletal finger is raising
>Zombina peeps in surpise
>The Skeltal bois in your hoodie clatter with fright
>Or a simulcrum of it
>You are staring at a solid gold rabbit eared mute skeltal
>He is reaching for your face

What do?
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>>1680544
Let it touch your face
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>>1680544
>lock fingers with it
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>>1680544
Just kinda, like, gently push his hand away then continue on. Skull eyes dun want us to be here, so let's just continue on and forget this ever happened!
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>>1680544
push the hand away and continue on
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>>1680548
>>1680547
Switching to locking fingers with it
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>>1680544
Back away, read it's mind. Keep that fucker from touching us until we know why it wants to touch us.
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>>1680550
this
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>>1680544
Ok
Guys
Dont attack
Im not saying we should let it touch our face
But we should let it touch our face
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>>1680552
Hey, this sounds smart. I like this
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>>1680544
>Let it touch you.
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>>1680552
this
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>>1680544
Having it not touch us sounds real awesome. So does continuing on.
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>>1680544
I say we take a step back from it and then think "Luna" at it really hard.
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>>1680544
Read its mind

We can telepathy with willing, right?

Well, here's a willing dead.

I wonder what long-lost memories it's trying to bring back?
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The votes

>Let it touch you
2 votes

>Wushu-Finger Lock
2 votes

>Piss off, Bone head
5 votes

>Read it's mind-o-ara
2 votes


>You juke the finger like Money Mayweather in...well, every fight he's ever had
>Then start up for the stairs
>A: "No time for this. No more distractions."
>Your heart flutters
>As you near the top you hear the skeleton pacing behind you
>He's following
>Steady
>Stern
>His sockets locked to your head
>His hands are down at his sides
>Back straight
>That is one fancy gold bone-man
>You don't care
>All that matters now is finding her
>At the top of the stairs you see three doors

>Center
>Left
>Right

>The Eyes say go Center


>Above the Center door is a portrait
>Covered in a thick layer of blackened soot
>As a passing momentary thought you turn back
>The Rabbit is Gone
>You turn forward
>He's in front of you
>A: "Oh yeah, that's not creepy or anything. By all means ju-"
>CRrrrreeeeaaaaaak
>He's opened the center door for you
>A: "I-"
>He bows
>Then offers his golden hand again

>Do you take his hand?

>Y
>N

>Which door?

>Investigate painting?

>Y
>N

What do?
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>>1680611
>Y
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>>1680611
Y
Center
N
Readmind

I wonder if it's possible to Raise Dead on long-lost memories or history or information of this place? Worth a try I suppose.
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>>1680611
>Y to taking his hand
>center door
>ignore painting for now
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>>1680616
this
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>>1680611
>Y
>Center
>Y
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>>1680611
>investigate the painting
Y
>Take his hands
Y
We go center
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>>1680611
Introduce yourself and announce that you are going to read it's mind so that you can communicate to each other.

Take hand

Ask rabbit skeltal about the painting.
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>>1680611
..... Yeah OK. He seems kinda cool now. Like a butler or something. Take his hand into the center door.

And painting can be looked at when we have commentary from Luna.
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>>1680611
>>Y
>>Center
>>Y
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>>1680611
Take his hand
Go through center door
Investigate the shit outta that painting
And plz read yhid things mind
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>>1680611
>Y
>Center
>Y
We should attempt to communicate with it. Read its mind, and try to start a telepathic conversation.
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>>1680615
That is to say:
>Y to hand
>Y to investigating painting
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>Y
>Y
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>>1680625
Sounds legit. Supporting.
Also, God, it's good to be back... missed the opening ceremonies, but oh well. Blessings to you, Quest. Thanks for all this!
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>>1680611
Shit, we back! I even managed to catch the session.
Nigga, I was more hyped for the quest than the season 3 premier. Bless, you glorious bastard.
>Don't take his hand, das gay.
>Center door.
>Tell the skeltal we're gonna read it's mind and establish some communication.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

Feel like rollin some bones.
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The votes

>Take hand
>Y
10 votes
>N
2 votes

>Which door?
>Center
>Unanimously

>Investigate the painting?
>Y
6 votes
>N
6 votes


>You've never been one for casual contact
>You reach out with your mind first
>A: "Hello? I-...I'm here for Luna."
>The skeleton stares at you without a single sign of understanding
>A: "My name is Anonymous. Luna taught me magic. Connected me to the this place...I need to find her. Can you help me?"
>His hand pushes closer toward you
>Open
>Welcoming
>You glance up at the painting
>If only this place had wind
>The grime on it might not be so thick
>You look down at the glimmerous palm presented to you
>Then
>With your human hand
>You firmly grasp it

https://youtu.be/ZpA0l2WB86E

>As the skeleton turns and begins to march down the open hallway
>You realize every painting here is covered in the same grunge
>This hallways is opulent
>Well decorated
>With just enough breathing room between the unlit walls to allow comfortable passage
>Every surface has a tasteful doily tablecloth
>Silvered instruments
>All well polished
>You glare at the back of the rabbit's head
>A: "Can you hear me?"
>He stops
>Then turns back
>A voice emits from the open mouth
>Still, you can tell it's psychic in nature
>???: "Do you know...what's wrong with this place?"
>A: "N-no...Luna said she killed everything in it."
>???: "I was never told...it is not apart of me."
>A: "What do you mean?"
>He begins to march again
>???: "I polish. I clean. I maintain the order as best I can. It is what is left of me. All that is left. Etched into these bones. I miss her too...do you know what's wrong with this place?"
>A: "I already said I don't."
>???: "...A pity."

>Your eyes inform of something urgent
>He passes door after door
>All perfectly shined
>With gleaming brass or silver handles
>Decorated in reliefs of worshiping skeletons
>Flesh horrors dressed in Regal clothing
>Rabbits
>Puppies
>Some horrors like the others
>Some left pristine
>You pass a painting with less dirt
>You see the image of an exploding star painted in neon blue
>A: "What is that?"
>???: "Reon Phi. An ocean world. Mistress turned it's core into pure potassium."
>A: "Why?"
>???: "I do not know..."
>He continues to step
>???: "She weeped for them afterwards."

Cont
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>>1680700
>>1680700

>You start
>A: "That sounds..."
>???: "Rare. Truly special if I recall."
>Your eyes burn a path that stops in the center of the latest room you've entered
>A round room
>With glass ceiling
>A dome covered in soot and discarded bodies
>They don't look like Luna's work
>Non augmented
>Just alien
>Too natural
>As if they died attempting to breach the glass dome
>Another door stands before you
>...but the eyes
>The eyes point downward
>Into the floor
>???: "We are here."
>The butler makes for the door ahead.
>It's small
>Even more vibrantly decorated than the rest
>A relief of an Eye
>Atop a tower of roses
>Dominates it's surface
>The Butler Steps aside
>???: "Shall I announce you?"
>The eyes make your path into the floor ever brighter


What do?
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>>1680703
Y-yeah man. It'd be kind of rude to come in unannounced.
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>>1680703
"Yes, please"
be respectable guys
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>>1680703
"Yes,pls"
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>>1680710
Being respectable to ones mother is a good idea.
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>>1680703
No
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>>1680703
Yes, thank you.

... I'm REALLY wanting to try to use Raise Dead on any history or knowledge or memories this place may contain because goddamn am I getting curious what the fuck is going on
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>>1680715
I mean, if you're so curious about what's happened maybe you should go ask the woman who was at the center of it all.
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>>1680703
"...Well I suppose."
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>>1680703
I don't fully trust this. Maybe it's all the death and destruction, but my danger sense is tingling. Let's go in stealthily.
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>>1680727
Wouldn't trying to go in unannounced be a bad idea then? Since that might trip off some kinda alarm at get us in trouble? I mean, so far things seem hospitable for us. Velvet Ear seems a kind rabbit skeleton.
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>>1680703
>Yes
>Try to look presentable.
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>>1680727
dude, if she really wanted us dead we would have been the millisecond we stepped into THE HOLE. She turned a planet's core into potassium for Christ sake
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>>1680709
>>1680734
You know what? Addendum: While he's announcing us at least ATTEMPT to look presentable.
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>>1680710
>>1680734
>>1680703
yeah i want to add to atleast TRY and look proper, we are entering Luna's home and she is a respectable lady/Elder God.
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>>1680735
What about all the things that tried to kill us on the way here? I just don't know if Luna is behind that door or something that wants us dead.
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>>1680746
Pork on MS-DOS?
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>>1680703
Could we ask him to polish our armor/cape for this? We want to be presentable.
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>>1680746
Two things. 1: All the shit that's tried to kill us minus that hedge defense thing was not Luna's creation. That was some leftover bullshit from some dead gods.

2: This is Luna's home, I don't see why something that would want to kill us would be in here. Hell, Velvet Ear is proof that not everything wants to kill us.
>>
Time to Count, my friends

I hope you choose well, children.
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>>1680751
For all we know, those leftovers could have gotten in here. We could be falling for a Venus fly trap by following velvet ear.
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>>1680755
Haha, I doubt that anything dangerous could've made it this deep into her castle. We've kind of been seeing the results of things trying to storm the castle. Death.
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>>1680755
The eyes brought us to this exact place, and they lead the user to what the person wants most.
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>>1680758
But I want a good story the most
not necessarily victory
and a good story always has conflict, conflict that you can't just bumblefuck through, but conflict that the character has to struggle with and understand and learn and grow from.
...
Shit
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The votes

>Be announced
Y
7 votes
N
2 votes

>Take the stairs or listen to the eyes
>Take the stairs was never questioned

>Clean yourself up
>Has overwhelming support

>A: "It's been so long...Hold up. I need to look my best."
>Z: "Masha always wook best. He'sh to coowah for shoowa."
>A: "Hush, you. It's too perilous of a situation to be cute."
>Z: "Can' hewp it."
>???: "Shall I be of assistance?"
>The skeleton approaches with three long-legged steps
>He creaks and clacks as he does so
>A handkerchief emerges form his pocket
>It's flawless
>Pristine and white
>He brushes the scratches out of your armor
>The dried blood
>The dirt
>He even throws one of the pesky worms out from inside your hair
>Susan tries to eat it
>He snatches it from her
>???: "Bad for you."
>He chides
>Susan pouts as he nears the end of his task
>Where he reaches
>For your glasses

>Your brain is alight with the Skull Lord's magic treasure
>He can't take these
>You'll be lost
>Won't you?
>He could send you anywhere
>lead you into anything
>If you don't have these
>They're yours
>You earned them
>???: "Now if we just relieve you of these you'll be quite presentable."


>What do?
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>>1680774
>Let him.
Trust, gentlenons.
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>>1680774
Take off the glasses, but put them in our pocket or something. Don't let HIM take them.
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>>1680774
Put the glasses in our pocket
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>>1680774
Obviously this is Quest trying to prevent us from Eyesing our way through any given puzzle, i.e. using our Find Solution item to skip all the entertainment in Finding a Solution on our own.

I'd say yes, accept the removal of the eyes, for a more entertaining quest.
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>>1680774
Just keep them in your pocket or Housevator.

Definetly somewhere where they won't break.
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>>1680779
This
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>>1680774
>"Is it alright if I just put them in my pocket or something instead? I don't like my stuff straying off of my person."
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>>1680774
Put the glasses away, but DO NOT give them to him.
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>>1680788
This
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>>1680774
Just put them away ourselves
We have pockets
Man does this man not know the shit we been through to get here
It's like he's acting all shady on purpose
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>>1680774
>>1680784
This.
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>>1680774
Just have the glasses stored on our person.

It has nostalgic value of the time we freed a bunch of people of their mortal coil of torture
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just becareful with those glasses, they turned the last person who used them into the Asshole we knew then. They might be a corrupting influence that should be used as little as possible.
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>>1680779
Adding words for funsies
>"Yeah, they are kinda dorky. But I'd rather not lose 'em. I had to go through quite a big to get them. I'm sure you understand."
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>>1680774
>Let him.
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>>1680794
To be fair, I don't think he knows that our glasses are a magical artifact. I think he just thinks they're stupid looking glasses.
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>Put the eyes in your pocket.
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>>1680779
This.
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The Votes
>Let him
2 votes
>Stash them yourself
8 votes
>Ask why
2 votes

>You draw back from the clattery servant
>You reach up
>The glasses glow once more
>They are giving off a lot of energy
>You're not sure why
>You're immune to whatever it is they are attempting
>You slip them off
>The light fades
>A: "I know they're not Designer Gucci or anything."
>You smirk
>A: "I had to beat up a super-nerd to get em though so uh...I'd rather not lose these."
>You slip the glasses into your front pocket
>A: "Not to mention how many OCs had to die so I could use them to get here."
>???: "Ah. Very good, sir."
>He steps back and opens the door you
>Ahead lies something you've seen before
>in a dream
>A: "The tower...tallest of them."
>The stairs
>It's her stairs
>Not quite the same
>Your dream left out some details
>Like the remnants of plush rich green carpet
>The painting of a field of white and soft lavender flowers at the entrance
>This is a fortress of dark and enormous power
>Decorated like a grandmother's mansion
>You can't stifle a 'Heh' as you approach

https://youtu.be/KpOtuoHL45Y

>You step onto the first of the ascending stones
>You feel it
>You feel the presence
>At the base of your skull
>It's ignited
>Just like before
>A: "Luna!"
>You run
>Blindingly fast
>Muscles snaps ahead of you, swinging from the ancient beams overhead
>You bound past busts of horrors
>Some of them resemble people
>Some deformed people
>Some just plain nightmares
>You don't care
>You let the moonlight from outside flash past you as you climb
>Higher
>Higher
>You hear a voice echo through the castle
>???: "ANNOUNCING! HIS YOUNG LORDSHIP! ANONYMOUS MCMOOT!"
>BLAM!
>YOU BURST THROUGH THE DOUBLE DOORS!
>???: "TO SEE HER MAJESTEHHH...the QUEEN!"
>There
>At the back of a hall towering into the space above
>Nestled in the arms of a titanic beast
>Tall and long as the Titanic itself
>A tiny light
>It's Pink
>There's only the two bodies here
>The monster
>...and...hers
>A tiny thing
>Dainty even
>Clothed in perfect black cloth
>With a tiny hat
>...and elbow-length gloves
>To her chest she clutches a stuffed rabbit
>It's Red
>With a green half of it's face
>Somehow untarnished by time
>You can't hear her...but you have done it

>You have found her resting place
>Luna
>Is in here
>Somewhere


You just have to get her back...
what do?
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>>1680851
CALL
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>>1680851
CALL
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>>1680851
"MOOOM I'M HOOME!!! MOOOM!!! MOOM I'M HOME!"
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>>1680851
Try calling out to her. Ask if she's here or not.

When calling out to her, call her Mom.
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>>1680851
>float up to her body

Well shit, now what do we do?
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>>1680851
>Present the Gem to Her
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>>1680851
>>1680874
Supporting. Legit, my eyes watered at the corners for 「Mom」 and 「Home」.
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>>1680851
Give luna the gem
>>
Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1680851
You know how we used our Will to feel across space and time to find Zombina when our housevator was dispelled?

Do that. But with mom.
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>>1680874
https://youtu.be/GgoC9ocahYM?t=238
skip to 3:58
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>>1680851
Combine the gem and the sax then play a song for mom.
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>>1680851
Hmm. First of all, let's try to call to the presence we felt. Afterwards, investigate the light. Oh, and keep our eyes out for a book that may or may not be here. It's probably important.
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>>1680867
>>1680866
CALL
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>>1680866
>>1680867
>>1680903
Mushy mushy.
Hi, A carson dess.
>>
The votes

>Call out
8 votes

>Approach
1 vote

>Present the gem
2 votes

>WILL call
1 vote


>A: "Luna!?"
>Silence
>Your own voice
>A: "Mom!?"
>An echo which comes back so long it feels like someone answered but...
>They didn't
>You hear nothing
>No one
>You're all alone
>In an alien world
>Standing in front of something impossible to take in
>You've seen death by now
>This is different
>Worse
>You feel her
>You can't see her
>or hear her...
>A: "I- I came home, Mom."
>You swallow
>A: "I came back for you."
>You walk forward
>Slowly
>Muscles contorts somewhat
>His skin ripples
>Something's wrong
>???: "Do you know what's wrong with this place?"
>You start
>A: "Will you fuck off!? I have to find her!"
>???: "You have."
>He nods to the beautiful little body
>Cradled in a monster's arms
>???: "She's there."
>A: "No. She's not."
>You smack your own head for emphasis
>A: "I feel her. I KNOW she's here!"
>???: "She could be in there too."
>A: "What?"
>He vanishes
>Reappears in your face again
>???: "She could always be...a memory."
>Your body wants to collapse for a moment
>This automaton has suggested the impossible
>A: "No!"
>You push him back
>He walks to keep his balance but never stumbles
>A: "There has to be something else...something I'm missing I-..."
>???: "Do you know what's wrong with this pla-"
>A: "No! AND I DON'T CARE! All I care about is getting back Luna!"
>???: "...Why would she tell you that was her name?"
>A: "Wh-"
>???: "Only her loved one's called her that."
>A: "Because she loved me."
>???: "...to everyone else. She was just the Queen."
>A: "Queen of what?"
>???: "Queen of everything."
>You glare
>Then turn back to the task at hand
>You were told from the start this was like trying to fight the ocean you were swimming in
>To fight death
>To do the impossible
>That's who you are
>Who you've chosen to be
>You're not sure...but you have the tools she led you toward

>The Gem
>Your old Sax
>Your WILL

What do, Anonymous?
What do you do now?
>>
>>1680851
Give her a call
>>
>>1680950
OK, nope. Fuck this. The glasses were trying to fucking tell us something. Put the skull lord eyes back on and have our request be to BRING HER BACK!
>>
PLAY A SONG
>>
>>1680950
Imma just samefag my earlier suggestion:

>>1680889
>You know how we used our Will to feel across space and time to find Zombina when our housevator was dispelled?
>Do that. But with mom.
>>
>>1680950
Check the glasses again.
>>
>>1680950
Play your sax, And put your will into it
>>
>>1680958
support
>>
>>1680950
Hmm. I have a feeling that the Automaton might attack us if we put on the glasses. Let's put them on, but be aware of the damn thing, and be prepared for a fight.
>>
>>1680958
SUPPORT
>>
>>1680950
>Use your Sax and pour your WILL into a song to bring her back
>>
>>1680963
Support
>>
>>1680950
Well I guess we should make our wand now?
That could help.
>>
>>1680963
Support
>>
>>1680950
>>1680958
this
"...I hope you don't mind that I have to wear the stupid glasses around you for a minute, Mom."
>>
>>1680978
>>1680974
>>1680970
>>1680965
THE GLASSES WILL DOOM US YOU FOOLS
>>
>>1680995
SAYS FUCKING WHO!?
>>
>>1680950
Use WILL to find mother
>>
>>1680995
It won't hurt to at least check the other path before proceeding.
>>
>>1681001
this
>>
>>1680977
Support
>>
>>1680995
Reminder that we are
>IMMUNE TO FEAR
>IMMUNE TO SUGGESTION
>IMMUNE TO CHARM
Whatever those glasses might do in exchange. It won't affect us.
Also, guys, the skeltal as been pushing the "Do you know what's wrong with this place?" question a lot, maybe that's what we need to figure out.
>>
>>1681014
hm.....
What if we ask the glasses to pinpoint us the way to "the thing that's wrong with this place"?
>>
>>1681014
The players aren't immune to suggestion though.

Yo Quest. Can you check if the players are immune to fear?
>>
>>1681038
>>1681038

STEEL WILL
>IMMUNE TO FEAR
>IMMUNE TO SUGGESTION
>IMMUNE TO CHARM

For a clarification

It is time, children

Once again. To count.
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>>1681053
The players, Quest. Not the character.
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>>1681062
Ah

haha all of you have the power of being
>Meta
and do not have stats are immunities.
Some of you might be harder to fear or charm than others but well...


everyone can be wrong about who to trust,
and anyone can be afraid
>>
>>1681075
>everyone can be wrong about who to trust,
>and anyone can be afraid
Awesome! I wanna be wrong about who to trust, that sounds like a fun piece of interactive fiction.
Who else hype for being afraid?
>>
The votes

>Call again
1 vote

>Check the Skull Lord's Eyes. Fuck wit his vision
9 votes

>Play a song to call out to her
4 votes

>use your WILL connection
2 votes

>Assemble the Wand
1 vote


>A: "This doesn't make any sense."
>You flip the spectacles out
>???: "Please don't."
>A: "What did I tell you?"
>???: "To fuck off."
>A: "Why haven't you?"
>???: "I don't serve you."
>A: "Do you serve Luna?"
>???: "I obey the orders she left me. I clean. I polish. I guide. I protect."
>A: "Well go polish one off, Bunny Boy."
>You slip the glasses back on
>Aahhh
>At last
>Clarity
>You whisper your desire to it
>A: "I want her back. I need to bring Luna Back."
>You see the threads all around you
>The one connecting you to her
>It's tethered downward
>Toward the floor
>Then towards her body
>You see what's happening
>It has to cross over so many paths
>So many other threads
>Tied to her
>Tied to the body that holds her
>The last one
>The last little pink thread
>Is connected to her stuffed Rabbit
>You feel a compulsion
>An answer to your question
>A: "The rabbit..."
>You begin to stalk forward
>A: "She's trapped in there isn't she!?"
>???: "Stop."
>A: "If I destroy it. I can get her back!"
>It has to be the way
>Isn't it?
>Doesn't it make sense
>You don't get this place
>Or what Luna's done
>You do not care
>The path before you is told plain
>By the glasses at least
>The fastest way
>To get Luna back here
>Is to destroy that Rabbit in her arms
>???: "You should take those off. They are reckless. Destructive. It will harm her things."
>You have conflicting messages here
>You feel a tug on the back of your brain
>The gem glows as you approach her body
>It's awful to look at
>So small
>So fragile
>How could she have ended up like this?
>What is -wrong- with this place?


What do?
>>
>>1681136
Well for fucking starters I -don't- destroy the rabbit.

Try anything else.
Calling with WILL
Playing a song
Giving her the gem
Animate dead on memories
Telepathy on the rabbit (?)
Animate dead on the rabbit

But not destroying it.
>>
>>1681136
NONONONOONOONONONONONONONONONONONONNO! REGRET! REGRET! DON'T DESTROY IT! IF SHE'S IN THERE, WE SHOULDN'T DESTROY THE RABBIT! If she is in rabbit doll, then pick it up and try to mind read it.
>>
>>1681136
1) take off the glasses first, that is doing something to us
2) bring the gem to the rabbit
>>
>>1681136
Take them off.
Something weird about those things.

>>1681136
Lets pull out our soon-to-be wand gem.

Maybe that's the key.
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>>1681136
Use the glasses, ask them to show us what is wrong with this place
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>>1681136
>1) take off the glasses first, that is doing something to us
>2) bring the gem to the rabbit
>>
>>1681136
Don't destroy the rabbit, at least not yet. That's a last resort. Take another look around the room, see if we can see anything else about it.
>>
>>1681136
>1)take off the glasses first, that is doing something to us
>2) bring the gem to the rabbit
>>
>>1681136
>Use the glasses, ask them to show us what is wrong with this place
We all know not to trust it
But it still lead us here
It's a good tool to get started
But this mystery is ours to solve
>>
>>1681136
Take off the glasses and move towards the rabbit. Take out the gem and see if anything happens if we place it on the rabbit. If nothing does combine the sax and gem to make our wand and activate it.
>>
>>1681165
Bring the gem to the rabbit
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>>1681148
OK. Now that I've had a second to calm down and think, take off the dumbass glasses. Those things are fucking worthless for anything other than directions.

Secondly, let's take the rabbit and inspect it. Maybe try using our gem on it or something. But most importantly, DON'T DESTROY IT! WHATEVER WE DO, DON'T DESTROY IT!
>>
>>1681136
Luna is the source of our power... maybe

So maybe if we make the wand here, her soul will connect with the wand?
>>
>>1681136
DO NOT BREAK THE BUNNY, that's probably binding her soul here, or something.
>>
>>1681209
Anon has to activate the wand at the source of his power. Which is Luna so yeah.
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The votes

Assemble the wand
2 votes

Bring Gem to the Bunny
6 votes

Mind Read the Rabbit
1 vote

Look around
1 vote

Take off the Glasses
4 votes

Ask the glasses what is wrong?
2 votes


https://youtu.be/9E6b3swbnWg?list=RDCvFH_6DNRCY

>You drag the glasses off
>Shake your head
>They're practically on fire with white hot gold energy
>A: "Figures."
>You put them aside
>Then remove your gem
>???: "Is that..."
>You hold it up to the light
>Pink specks of energy wash across you
>Then down onto the tiles
>Somehow you can still see the threads
>Or rather
>At least one
>Yours
>and Hers
>Her's doesn't go anywhere
>Isn't attached to anything
>Just you
>In your heart
>You approach
>You are a spec on the ocean of perfect emerald tiles beneath you
>You reach Luna's body
>The gem is sparkling now
>You reach for the rabbit
>It's soft
>It's warm
>When you touch it you feel something
>A tingle
>A twinge
>A knife of agony in your brain
>Are you being attacked?
>No
>Sorrow
>You feel sorrow again
>Because for the first time
>You're within feet of the body of someone you love
>You can't reach them
>They cannot hear you
>Muscles quakes
>He hates this feeling
>He wants to smash the rabbit and be done with it
>You shake him off
>Your human hand clasps the little creature
>Then you hold it to you, feeling almost guilty for taking it away from her
>Her body looks so peaceful
>It's dressed beautifully
>You reach for her fingers, the rabbit tucked into your hoodie
>They crumble
>Like sand
>You pull back
>Then look down
>You step away
>Hold the rabbit out into the beams of pink energy

cont
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>>1681291
>>1681291

>A: "Luna."
>...
>A: "Luna!"
>...
>A: "I know you're here! I know you can hear me!"
>The rabbit reacts
>It's eyes flash
>You feel something stir in your chest
>???: "She's...dreaming?"
>Your mind begins to put the pieces together
>Luna was teaching you more than just magic
>She was trying to show you the truth
>The whole truth
>That no one else saw
>She taught you her methods

>A: "I- I have a body."
>You grip the rabbit
>And the gem
>A: "I can feel her soul..."
>You gaze up into the sky
>A: "Why couldn't I just..."

RAISE DEAD?

Y
N
>>
>>1681293
Y

We must free her from the N.A.P
>>
Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1681293
If the radiance of a thousand Y were to burst at once onto the thread...
>>
>>1681293
>N
I want to investigate more, there has to be another way
I dont want Zombie Luna
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>>1681293
Yes. Grab her, grab her soul and bring her back to us! Take that soul back from the void and into our loving arms! It doesn't matter where, in our gem, in the rabbit, in her body, in US, just bring her back!
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>>1681293
Y
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DIDN'T YOU SAY SHE WASN'T DAD
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>>1681303
I am become critfail.
Destroyer of worlds.
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>>1681303
We'll at least we got rid of this shit roll
>>
>>1681293
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yes
>>
Y
>>
>>1681319
Y
>>
Rolled 14, 16 = 30 (2d20)

>>1681315
I'll get rid of two more shit rolls.
>>
Rolled 19, 6, 10, 3, 5, 15, 11, 7, 4, 12, 8, 6, 14, 8, 5, 1, 20, 7, 13, 13 = 187 (20d20)

>>1681326
Fuck it, just reset the dice
>>
Rolled 10, 13 = 23 (2d20)

>>1681330
But now we don't know WHAT the next roll will be!
>>
>>1681337
But it's random, there's no knowing what we'll get anyways.
>>
>>1681293
>Y
>>
>>1681344
well we were going to get 17 before
now we'll get like 6 or something
>>
>>1681293
No, we aren't raising dead.
We need more than raise dead


We need SOUL BOND
>>
Rolled 7 (1d10)

There is a chorus if yes echoing throughout the thread.

There is only one thing left to do now.
>You furrow your brow
>Your grit those teeth
>Will
>Your WILL was the start of all this
>Being strong
>Holding in the pain
>Using it to heighten your emotions
>Spur you to action
>It has always been the way
>This world has taken everything from you
>Over
>and
>Over
>It would try to keep everything good from you
>Every -one- that loved you would be gone if not for your desire to fight back
>This place says it's dead
>Says there's nothing left to use or fight for
>Even the rabbit thinks so
>Not you
>You close your eyes
>When they open
>They are a golden flame
>With black searing pits
>A: "I'm coming, Luna."
>You grip the rabbit in one hand
>Gem in the other
>A: "I'm coming, Mom."

ACCEPT THE GIFT

ROLL
WILL!
>>
We need to bind her soul to the gem, obviously
>>
Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1681404
GOOOOO
>>
Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1681404
CHECK THIS ONE
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>
Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1681404
OH GOD
>>
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Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1681404
AAAAAAA
>>
>>1681404
BABUSHKA I PROMISE TO SAVE YOU
>>
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>>1681407
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1681404
For Momma
>>
Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1681404
FLESH FROM ASHES
LIFE FROM DUST
>>
Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1681404
PLEASE MOMMY! PLEASE COME HOME TO YOUR BOY!
>>
Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1681417
CYKA BLYAT
>>
>>1681404
G-GO 20!

DON'T FUCK UP
>>
Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1681404
I'm helping!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1681404
MAMA
>>
>>1681407
Thanks Aku, babe
>>
Rolled 12 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1681404
>>
Guys stop rolling, we made it. Don't risk a 1
>>
Rolled 4 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1681404
H-Here I go!
>>
Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1681404
>>1681444
Fuck you.
>>
>>1681444
Already rolled, sorry, can't risk another 1.
>>
Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1681404
>>
Rolled 7 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1681404
AAAAAAH, I DON'T LIKE PRESSURE!
>>
Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1681404
Fuck it, Rolling.
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Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1681404
>>1681452
Fuck it.
The Discord's going nuts, rolling for 20
>>
>>1681476
I guess you could say that the discord is
howling at the moon
>>
>>1681483
>>
>>1681483
Bronies get out roooooo
>>
>>1681483
fuck you
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1681404
Rolling first, reading later.
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1681404
>>
ROLL FOOLS UNTIL WE HAVE A 1 OR 20
>>
>>1681505
2late
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>>1681407
>>1681407

WINNER!

https://youtu.be/WsC0jG1M5jA

>25 total
>without
>a single
>1

>You are Anonymous
>You've watched yourself die
>You've seen friends crumble to nothing before your eyes
>Life has ripped you to pieces
>You have always put yourself back together
>Now
>Now you need more
>More power than ever
>You reach up
>Into the pitiless starless sky
>You reach THROUGH the Rabbit
>Inside is a single thread
>A neon pink one
>That ties to your beating heart
>A: "I'll become it...I'LL -BE- THE THING LIFE TOOK AWAY FROM ME! You need light, world!? WELL HERE IT IS! Bring some sunscreen!"
>You pull doll down
>Take a breath
>A: "Or you're gonna get burned."
>You BURST FORTH
>Golden energy blasts concrete and tile and bone and dirt and death away from you
>You reject it
>You reject loss
>Pain
>This fate
>You TAKE THE STRING
>You pull
>With everything you have
>The gem sears in your palm
>Muscles Grips it even tighter
>You feel like the moon is getting closer
>Deeper
>Your body begins to split
>Your skin cracks
>Your teeth vibrate from the power coursing through you
>You don't care
>The Moon is so close now
>The connection is deeper than ever
>A: "Luna! Can you hear me! I'm here! I'm here for you! Luna! LUNA CAN YOU HEAR ME!?"
>Your heart stops
>As the cloud filled sky is sucked into true oblivion
>Pure inky blackness
>As the moon...
>Opens
>Your question is answered
>As an eye
>As wide as an Ocean
>Stares back at you from above
>It's ublinking
>Infinitely deep
>A lens into the void itself

Yes.

>It whispers
>A: "Did I do it?"

Yes...

>The pupil phases down
>Lowering through the glass
>You see stars inside
>No
>Souls
>A near immeasurable amount
>Swimming inside

Find me.

>A: "..."

Come find me.

>You have found the portal
>Into THE VOID
>Realm of all lost Souls
>The thread shines bright
>Your heart beats strong


What...do?
>>
>>1681532
>Follow the Thread
>Keep her talking
>Tell her about everything you've done
>>
>>1681532
FIND MOTHER
>>
>>1681532
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?! FIND HER!
>>
Well. There's only one thing to do. Get those glasses out. Find her.
>>
>>1681532
PUT ON THOSE NERDY-ASS GLASSES TELL THEM TO FIND LUNA'S SOUL AND JUMP IN TO FIND HER

LUNA DIDN'T RAISE NO BITCH
>>
>>1681532
Hold onto that thread. It's gonna be a trip.
>>
>>1681545
>>1681546
ARE YOU TWO FUCKING INSANE!? AFTER THE EYES JUST FUCKING TOLD US TO DESTROY THE ONE THING THAT COULD SAVE HER?!
>>
>>1681532
whatever happens, don't let go of that thread
>>
>>1681555
Can we tie it to our self?
>>
>>1681532
Well now, we grab a hold of that thread, and:
We go in
and go in
and go in like the US Marshall and his 3 daughters.
>>
>>1681532
>>1681537
This
Keep her talking
Shower her with love
She's been gone so long
Let our love for her guide us
>>
>>1681532
Follow the thread to its source?
>>
>>1681569
Support
>>
>>1681532
Yee haw, we're going in. Follow the thread, and don't forget that we can fly!
>>
>>1681569
>>1681539
>>1681532
Yes, keep talking to her. Give all our loving to her
>>
>>1681537
This sounds real nice. Support
>>
>>1681532
>>1681569
A sound plan.
>>
>>1681569
this
>>
>>1681547
>>1681569
Oh and lets maintain communication with Luna. Might even give us directions if we're lucky.
>>
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>>1681537
>>1681559
Support
>>
>>1681591
>asking a woman to give you directions when she herself is lost
anon...
>>
>>1681532
Wrap that string around your arm so as to keep it with you, I want that thing to be shining a neon pink to light the sky!
>>
>>1681622
Marco Polo, cold or hot. I'm not expecting her to, but it'd be nice if she could help lead us to her.
>>
INTO THE DARKNESS!!!! FOR LOVE AND BLODD!!!
>>
>>1681532
>>1681537
Supporting. We're coming for ya, Mom!
>>
https://youtu.be/KSSEzWXqGKY
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Votes

>Follow the thread
18 votes

>Use the Glasses
2 votes

>FIND HER (will)
2 votes


>You stare into the void
>Into that darkness
>A: "I promised I would bring you back."
>You walk as the stars do
>Without gravity to hold you down
>You begin to ascend
>You wrap the thread as tight as you can around your palm.
>You pull your little Zombie clutch of heads safely into your pocket dimensional house
>Then
>You soar

https://youtu.be/tK7Aif72BoA

>From the forgotten world
>Into the place where all things end
>You are Anonymous
>Where others fade
>You shine
>Where others falter
>You charge ahead
>You traversed the unseen places
>Through horrid worlds
>Across the bodies of those who fought fate
>Fought the WILL of the truly determined
>Here you are
>Leaving even that behind

I've missed you, Anonymous
>A: "I missed you too. I've gotten stronger. Just like you said."
I knew they couldn't stop you. No one can.
>A: "It's because of you."
>You smile
No.
>A: "You blink the mist from your eyes as infinite darkness takes you in full
>As the shimmering remains of the living glitter past
>They whisper of hope
>Of what they strove for
>Of what can no longer be
>Of the light they could see in their hearts but never saw in the world
>Now they see you
>A: "It was! You made me this way! Gave me the chance to choose a-...and I used it!"
No.
>A: "I defeated monsters! Crushed their skulls for trying to hurt my friends. With the fire you put inside me!"
That fire came from your anger. Your beautiful, perfect anger at the world for sending monsters into your life.
>You pull the thread
>Follow it deeper in
>A: "I was what you said I could be. A hero! A king! People believe in me now!"
They simply see in you what I did. Someone who is not afraid to go beyond his limits. Someone who deserves what he wants.
>You see a star ahead
>A beacon
>All alone
>A single flickering pink flame in the sea of black
I found you. You were the one who willingly accepted the choice.
>You pull harder
>Leaving behind throngs of desperate dead
>They cling to your armor
>They snatch at your soul
>A: "You showed me the truth! You gave me a chance!"
The one who made you.
The one who gave you your power...and had the strength to wield it...
>You are here
Was you.
>You look down at the little flame
>It's not like the other souls
>It's small
>Intensely bright
>Formless
>You pull the thread down to the source
Do you know what happens if you fail, dear?
>A: "...I don't."
I'm dead, Anonymous. I love you...but it seems after all my eons of battle I am undone. Disconnected...you would need to bring be wholly back. To the world of the living. By binding the end of my thread to your own. Should you fail...neither of us will ever return.
Are you sure?


Are you sure?
>>
>>1681703
No.
>>
Yes
>>
>>1681703
yes
>>
>>1681703
Mom..... we wouldn't've come this far for nothing. OF COURSE WE'RE SURE!
>>
>>1681703
YES
>>
>>1681703
Rolls give us strength. Tie it.
>>
>>1681703
Yes
>>
>>1681703
HAHAHAHA
YES
YES
YES
MOMMA OVER EVERYTHING
>>
>>1681703
We came all this way, saying no would be stupid.
>>
>>1681703
Yes.
>>
>>1681703
Hey, we didn't come this far to not do it.
We have made our peace.
If we die now, there wouldn't be much to live for anyways.
NOW LET'S ROLL THOSE DICE
EAT THOSE NAT 1S
AND FUCKING DO THIS THING
>>
>>1681703
Do it.
>>
>>1681703
Very well, it seems like we have no other choice. We'll do it. We're sure, we've come all this way, might as well go all in.
>>
>>1681703
Maybe.

I don't know.

Can you repeat the question?
>>
>>1681703
NO DOUBTS HERE MOM. LETS DO THIS
>>
>>1681703
Yes
>>
>>1681729
>If we die now, there wouldn't be much to live for anyways.
Jesus, don't be so fatalistic.

We met her less than a month ago, and there's till the girls.
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1681703
Yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkgn3QUA2w
I'm willing to stake my dice on it.
Either we end this session with Mom in tow or we end this quest with nothing to show for it.
>>
Theres a thing called being TO close
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>>1681703
You mean to vaguely imply that we can't just find a beautiful body for you to possess? like Eclipsa's?
>>
Welp this might be it
And i just want you all to know
It's been real
Now let us head forth TOWARD THE OUR FUTURE
LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN
FOR MOMMA
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>>1681703
All of my YES.
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>>1681703
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vwFz3EThGMU
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And don't forget
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2hYDIFDIU
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>>1681711
>>1681711

>There's one flicker of doubt before your heart re-steels itself
>>1681738
>You're not sure about any of this
>A: "Life...death."
>You pick up the flame
>A: "What does any of it matter? If I don't have you?"
Anonymous...
>Her voice is rain
>An ocean breeze
>You pull the flame into your chest
>Where your thread lies
>Where her's will need to reside
>As it passes into you
>You fall
>Stars race past you
>Souls fall silent
>Breath leaves you
>You see nothing but threads now
>Drifting
>Listless
>Then you look down
>To where so many of them meet
>In a nexus of tangled webs
>Some never touch
>Some are practically the same cord
>You look back to your own thread
>Little Golden thing
>You hold Luna tight
>You feel your soul...break
>You scream
>Your eyes alight
>Then you're awake
>Alone
>In a place that's...

>A: "Beautiful..."

https://youtu.be/S-Xm7s9eGxU

>Around is a world who's sky is a perfect wash of cotton clouds
>Saturated with a deep luscious blue
>Which hangs over a courtyard with white/yellow stones
>Which form a path
>Lined by conifer trees
>You see flowers blooming everywhere

Everything was different when I was little girl
>A: "I don't understand."
Everything was one. Seamless. The world wrapped around me as a summer without end. All I knew were the green places. The good places. Rich grass. Tall trees. Open fields. Dark hollows to hide in. It was so simple...
>A: "Where are we?"
>Luna is silent for a moment
>You hear footsteps
>You whirl
>A figure stands at the end of the path
>A little girl
>She doesn't face you
>Her shoes are caked in dew
>She wears knee-high socks
>A simple little purple gress
>With a head of wild curling hair
>Black as Pitch
>She turns
>Looks through you
>Her eyes are emerald stars
>???: "Luna! Luna darling come back here!"
>???: "You'll never catch me, Papa! I'm free!"
>Her laughter rolls into the air like a songbird
>Or a thunderclap
>Your bones ache when you hear it
>A: "That was you?"
It was. Before everything.
>A: "What do I need to do?"
Listen. Then...
>A: "Then?"
I fear you'll have to destroy everything, dear.
Just like I did.

cont
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>>1681855
>>1681855

>You clench your first
>A: "Good."
>You pull the thread
>It leads toward a towering fortress
>Framed by those perfect white clouds
>In this world of greener things...and greener places
>You intend to see it burn
>A: "That's the family business."


SESSION
END!

Anonymous you will have to learn now.
You will come to understand.
How cruel can be the fateful hand.
Your story bell has all but rung.
When it's over...
Will you still be her Sun?

yuh


NEXT SESSION THURSDAY
JULY 20TH
at 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME

Bring your notebooks, gentlemen.
It's time for answers. At last.
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>>1681856
YUH

Bless
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>>1681856
"Mother, when we get out of this place, i need to know; would you like a Corndog?"
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>>1681856
Bendito seas Quest.
Thanks for running, is good be back.
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>>1681856
I'm sure everything will turn out fine, and in no way will we screw anything up.

Great session Quest, it's good to be back.
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>>1681855
>>1681856
>Burn it all down

... OK.

Let's do this. From the top, y'all.

We bring forth apocalypse atop the fortress. We will bring her back.
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>>1681856
I swear to God, Luna you better have a damn good reason for all of this.
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>>1681856
Yeeeeees, sir. Blessings upon you and thank you for all your effort!
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>I fear you'll have to destroy everything, dear.
Just like I did.

Do we have to?
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Doesnt hurt so much if you laugh about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FTJxfV3pc
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>>1681856
Just read through the backlog for this quest.

Got to say, did not expect this ride when I got on but I can't wait to see where the hell this is going.

Lead on you mad bastard, Lead on!
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>>1681856
Aw shit yeah.

We're gonna get our wand.
We're gonna connect with luna.
We're gonna be strong enough to not only prevent the world (and fate) from taking what we love, but to start taking BACK stuff from the world.
We're gonna murder the shit out of Ludo
We're gonna cuck the shit out of Marco
We're gonna ally with someone who can hold off the MiBs

Also I wonder.

If Star could feel what we feel right now, would she still view us as an enemy?
What about Sky and Emperor Trump?
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SESSION START

https://youtu.be/pUZeSYsU0Uk

>You are Anonymous
>The Phenonymous
>Anomalous
>A young man from a world of hurt
>Currently dead
>No
>No wait you're not yet dead
>You're just among them
>That's where you've had to go
>To get back Luna
>Your mentor
It's so good to be here with you, darling. At the end of all things.
>She's told you just how to save her
>To bring her back
>You need to bind her string of fate to yours
>She's saved your life
>Time to return the favor
>By destroying her afterlife

>You are standing in a courtyard under a perfect blue sky
>A moment ago you just saw your mentor's childhood self
>She was a wild little thing
>Mangle of puffy black hair
>Searing green eyes
>Spattered in mud
>With a smile so bright it made your heart stop for a second
I'm flattered. Truly.
>The off-white tiles under your feet lead to two places you can see


>Ahead, down an immense slop to the shore of a crystal clear lake

>Back, toward an expansive path which leads to a towering castle
>Opulent
>Rich in decorative carvings

>Everything here is so still
>So rich in color
>A kind of depth to the light exists here
>A peace
>That you have never experienced

>Luna's thread leads toward the castle
>Her childhood self ran towards the lake
>The woods around you are dense and seem to beckon with their cool, humid shadows


You have to choose the way now. There are eyes on me here. Dangerous forces are about. Even in this place. Be careful, my child.
Show no mercy.

What do?
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>>1687451
Follow the thread
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>>1687451
>Make for the castle
Everything else is a distraction.
She doesn't need any of this.
She needs us.
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>>1687451
Time to do what we've set out to do since day one! FOLLOW THREAD TO SAVE MOM!
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>>1687465
Addendum: If I may ask, dearest mother, what exactly are we supposed to do to "destroy your afterlife?" Do we kill the adorable child you? Do we burn everything to the ground? Destroy what's at the end of this thread? I would love some guidance for once.
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>>1687451
Follow the thread
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>>1687451
Follow the thread, be prepared to kill everything. You know the deal.
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>>1687451
>go to the woods
>Ask Luna if there's anything else she'd like to share with us and if she has any advice on her to burn this place to the ground. This is her memory, she knows a lot more about everything here.
>Ask Luna if we have to kill or do anything with her smaller self, or if we should take care not to hurt her
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>>1687463
Support
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The votes

>Follow the thread
7 votes
>Follow Luna's childhood ghost
0 votes
>Into the woods, the greener places
1 vote

Yes. Let's waste no time. I'm already weary from these illusions.
>A: "How do I do this?"
>Luna's silent at first
>You think you can feel her staring at your surroundings
>It-
>It feels good to have her back in your head
>You felt empty before
>You're not sure if that's good or bad
This place is dear to me. It's meant to keep the core...my 'self' tied to it. Whatever part of me was present at the center of my being. It's here. Except whoever made it must have made it wrong...
>A: "How do you know that?"
I was happy here. It's true...but it didn't last. The peace was a lie. Discovering that lie taught me many things, Anon. Perhaps revealing it could help loosen this place's grip upon me. Perhaps we should just tear the whole thing down to the bedrock.


>You exit onto the main road
>It's as wide as a highway
>Lined with explosions of color that one might mistake for flowerbeds
>Servants are about
>Men
>Women
>All dressed humbly
>With a matching crest upon their backs
>Of a prism
>A crystal
>A carriage is being pulled toward the castle
>It's being dragged by a bear-man with three heads
>A giraffe-man vanguard stalks behind it
>???: "Make way! Make way for the prince!"

>The castle waits behind you
>Ahead lies the carriage
>On the sides of the path the servants are clearing the way
>You see a furry body rooting through the grass

What do?
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>>1687562
Hungery Flames
Lets show momma some of our new tricks, yeah?
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>>1687562
Alrighty then, so sweet momma, how do you propose we tear this down to bedrock? Just go in guns blazing, destroying everything in our wake? Kill that prince guy to cause some panic? Continue to the castle in search of a better target? I have never been more open to suggestions.
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>>1687562
>perhaps
>>1681855
>i fear

Is Mommy even sure this is the right way to get her outta here?
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>>1687562
>Follow the carriage
This is all just chaff. Meaningless. Once we get to the heart of things, then we can take it apart.
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>>1687576
This
Whatever this furry prince is doing here, there must be some kind of occassion.
I say we wait until everyone is together before we start the massacre
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>>1687576
Supporting this.
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>>1687580
I agree, get everyone into one place the little princess can see, then MASSACRE WAVE
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>>1687576
supporting. there has to be something we can do to "destroy her afterlife" more practically than killing everything individually. Hopefully we'll see it the deeper we go. If not, at the very least everyone being in one spot makes the job easier.
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>>1687562
>>1687584
know what? that thread is leading directly to the core of the world so if we get there then we will know how to destroy it
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>>1687562
>just follow the thread m8
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>Attack now Rip and then Tear and then Rip
1 vote

>Follow the Carriage
6 votes

>Ask for more guidance
1 vote

>You glare at the creatures dragging that carriage
>A: "Are those monsters?"
Beastmen. The same, really. A rose by a different name.
>A: "Heh. Still just as ugly."
You little rogue.

>You ignore the little body in the grass
>You spot it sprinting off into the woods as that voice calls out again
>L: "Sir Bounce! Sir bounce come here!"
>It yips with a galloping gate off toward the phantom of your master
>A: "You had pets?"
I had as many as I could get.
>You look down into your human palm
>You pull
>The thread shimmers
>Directly pushing you toward the castle
>A: "We'll find the roots...then rip them out."
An excellent notion.

>You float your way there
>Outpacing the carriage by a league at least
>When you land the castle courtyard practically burns your eyes
>Flowering bushes dominate the windows
>Even more servants
>This time pudgy women
>With cheeks
>Tattooed in roses?
>The main door begins to open
>A knight emerges
>His shoulders are as high and wide as the entranceway
>???: "Thank you, Brendus."
>???: "My lady."
>He sounds like he's at the end of a mile-long hallway of metal
>A woman emerges from the door
>She's tall
>Fierce
>Perfectly dressed in dark purple
>With a silver crown on her head
>...and Prism marks on her cheeks
>A silence hangs before the tank-knight bellows
>B: "Away with you lot!"
>He grumbles at the servants
>B: "Her majesty is meeting with the Beast Prince. Tend yer flowers elsewhere!"
Always was a grouch.
>???: "Brendus. No outbursts with our guest so close..."
>B: "Y-yes. My Queen."
>A: "Who is that?"
Isn't it obvious?
My mother.

What do?
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>>1687636
...... You know, Mom. So far OUR most painful memory, one that completely shattered us, was when you died..... I'm thinking we replicate that, but with fake young you.
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>>1687643
Clarification, I mean we kill Luna's mother. That should have reality and "peace" come crashing down here.
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>>1687636
>>1687648
This, and afterwards follow the thread
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>>1687643
dewit. follow the thread afterwards as well.
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>>1687636
Im curious,keep watching.
>>1687648
Hmm,I doubt that is how we solve this.
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>>1687636
Keep watching.

If nothing interesting happens, keep following the thread.
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>>1687670
Supporting both the mom killing and the thread following
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>>1687636
>>1687678
this
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>>1687636
>Wait and observe. There could be an opportunity here.
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>>1687636
>>1687663
>>1687678
nvm, too many people, lets follow the thread and if we can kill her later
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>>1687636
If we can falseflag the notMewmans to be attacking the beastmen, getting this world to burn will be a lot easier. Ask Luna where the armory is or if she knows of any guards we can kill and replace.

What we're doing here is terrible. It must be done but it's terrible.
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>>1687670
Sounds like a great plan,
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>>1687636
Supporting:
>>1687678
>>
>queen has cheekmarks
>wanting to kill a powerful monarch right in the middle of her court surrounded by her soldiers
Do you faggots think we could take on Moon as well?
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>>1687699
How is destroying a prison meant to keep our mother imprisoned for all eternity terrible? That's like saying it's terrible to kill video game characters.
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>>1687714
it's not so much the Doing What Has To Be Done as much as What Has To Be Done. Indeed, it's not terrible to play a game where you kill people; just, don't end up a Columbine Shooter beyond it is all.
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>>1687714
Having to slaughter simulated innocents is a horrible thing to do, especially if they beg and plead to live like the actual real things, not only for Anon to have to experience, but also for Luna. She's going to have to watch her childhood home get razed to the ground and her family slaughtered through the eyes of the person committing the atrocities.
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The votes

>Long live The Queen (not)
4 votes

>Follow the Thread
1 vote

>Watch the gears spin
4 votes

>Play the fools against each other
1 vote

A tie.

How interesting.
>A: "What?"
Nothing, dear. It's just this moment. I'm curious as to how it plays out.
>A: "Why?"
I never saw it. It's not from my memories. I knew it was happening but it's second hand. Manufactured.
>A: "I thought this whole place was manufactured?"
Not all of it. Sometimes a memory is the purest version of something there is.

>The carriage arrives
>No fanfare
>The Bear creature lowers his load with a groan
>The servants scurry away without a whisper
>Giraffeman lumbers up toward the Queen
>She stares up at him as if he were trying to wash her windshield at a stoplight
>He looks displeased
>Still
>He bows
>G: "Your majesty. Presenting his royal Highness. The Prince of Feralia. Heir to the throne of bones."
>His voice is buttery sweet and smooth
>Like an organ with a sexy head-cold
>G: "Septarian. Of the Lacertilia clan."
>Your eyes bug out
>That thing
>Stepping down from the cart
>Is the spitting image of someone you've met before
>A: "Lizard-dude."
No, darling.
>You screw your eyes up
The one you met is a bit more reserved than this.
>You draw Muscles' claw out
>Spikes begin to rattle out of your skin
>A: "Enough."
Enough what?
>A: "Enough waiting!"
>Your temper is a little riled
>You've sat back and watched too much
>For too long
>You want to smash something
>Or someone

>S: "Your highness."
>The lizard looks around
>S: "Where is your lovely daughter?"


>Smash the Lizard
>Smash the Queen
>Smash an object
>Try to calm down
>Leave
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>>1687754
>>Try to calm down
The Lizards are practically immortal, best not smash anyone now.
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>>1687754
>Smash an object
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>>1687754
>Try to calm down
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>>1687754
Woah there boy
Lets get that lore first
THEN we rip and tear.
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>>1687754
I suggest that rather than smashing, we use Massacre wave
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>>1687754
I shall continue with smashing queen
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>>1687754
>>Try to calm down
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>>1687754
>charge up a massacre wave while asking what this kingdom is called
>shout "Death to the Septarian liggers! Long live [name of kingdom] and fire at the lizard.
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>>1687754
>Calm Down
we need to keep a cool head about this, do not let emotions control us
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>>1687754
>>Try to calm down
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>>1687765
changing vote to
>Try to calm down
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>>1687782
>>1687773
Changing my vote, this sounds great.
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>>1687782
supporting
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>>1687754
>Try to calm down
Let's not get violent quite yet. We should try to get some more information before we start to recklessly kill things.
We should stick around for a little while longer, and then continue to follow the thread.
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>>1687754
backing this >>1687782
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>>1687782
Oooo what a clever plan.
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>>1687782
support
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>>1687754
>Try to calm down
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>>1687782
Smart, I love it!!
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>>1687754
>Try to calm down
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>>1687754
>>1687763
Changing to this >>1687782
Let it all flow naturally
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>>1687782
Can we double or triple charge that sucker

The beam needs to be on wide. We need to blow off as much flesh in one go as possible. A clean shot through him won't cut it.
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>>1687782
this sounds good and all, but we need an escape route too
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>>1687832
The way we came.
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>>1687754
>>Try to calm down
>>
I bet this is a Groundhog day situation and anything we do isn't going to do shit except flaring to whatever thing is keeping Luna imprisoned.
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i still think we should calm down, we need to be rational about this. Cold and Rational
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The votes...

>Activate the /pol/es and fire up the bass cannon
Kick it.
>Don't interrupt me when I'm QMing, Luna
Stop writing whatever I say into the post, then. Then no one will ever know.
>Accursed meta Goddess
10 votes

>Try to Calm down
10 votes

A dangerous tie

SPECIAL EVENT

writing
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>>1687872
Do ties ever work out well outside of combat scenarios?

We're not going to blow ourselves up by overcharging a Massacre Wave are we?
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>You roll your arm
>Light surges from your chest
>The thread in your hands feels like a live wire
>You grin
Anonymous...have you been spell crafting?
>A: "I don't even know what that is."
>Muscles makes a middle finger
>Which bursts into a bloom of a cannon barrel
>You level it at the Lizard
>A: "I spot a thot."
One cannot -see- thoughts ano-
Oh.
Oh you're making a funny aren't you?

>A: "Well I was try-"
One of those... 'memes' your brain is riddled with.
>A: "Well now I just feel ashamed of myself."
I've looked over your memes.
>A: "And?"
You should be.
>Ignoring the redness in your ears, and the mocking but comfort filled chuckles in your head you level your arm at the "Beastmen"
>IE the McLigger and crew
>The Queen has started walking toward the Lizard
>Fuck
>Not the intended target
>Q: "Luna's in the gardens. Her father and her have been playing since breakfast."
>S: "I take it they won't be joining us?"
>Q: "Maybe."
>S: "..."
>The queen looks her guest up and down
>Q: "Though I certainly hope no-"
>That's then when the lizard kisses the queen
>A: "YOOOOOHHHH!"
>Which is just before the Queen kisses his lizard lips back
>A: "YYYYOOOOOOHHHHH!!"
Father was right. How unfortunate.
>Your arm is ready to blow
>You're aiming at them both
>The sudden absence of servants makes sense
>Th-this is a little hot you think
>Maybe?

What do?
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>>1687904
FIRE! THEY'RE ALL ALONE! NO ONE WILL NOTICE! WE CAN FRAME THE LIGGER!
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>>1687904
Leave them be.
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>>1687904
DESTROY THEM ALL
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>>1687904
blow em to hell
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>>1687904
Reabsorb gun energy, take photo with phone ( make sure it's silenced )

Show the king

Lets create family drama before the death. We have to make this hell for her, right?
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>>1687904
NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
DIN SEE NUFFIN WALK AWAY
MIND OUR OWN BUSINESS
FOLLOW THE THREAD
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>>1687904
PURGE THIS MADNESS
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>>1687904
SLAY ALL THOTS
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>>1687904
GET THIS TO THE KING, REVEAL HER AS THE THOT THAT SHE IS, AND CREATE A HUGE FAMILIAL BREAK DOWN IN FRONT OF THE GIRL
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>>1687904
FIIIRRRRREEEEEE
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>>1687904
>Leave them be.
>Cover Muscles, he is too pure to see this.
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>>1687904
I'm backing these folks >>1687920 >>1687927
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>>1687926
>>1687920
Alright let's be calm about this. Take photo. Show king. Proceed to SLAY ALL THOTS afterwards.
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>>1687904
Thot begone, lets snap a picture and then send her to the shadow realm
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>>1687904
>take a picture of this
perfect blackmail
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>>1687904
>Fire

Remove. Furries.
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>>1687904
STOP THAT SHIP BLAST THEM!!!
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>>1687904
Snap that picture, fire the laser out behind us towards the ground and fly off towards Luna and the king.
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>>1687921
How about nooo

Ice these fools
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>>1687904
WEAR THE SCALE YOU GO TO HELL
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>>1687920
Lets make the photo a video.

Harder to manipulate, and a lot worse to watch
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>>1687904
>>1687920
>>1687991
Here we go
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>>1687904
>>1687927
fuck it, blast those fools
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>>1687921
>>1687920
Alrighty,changing to this
>>
this
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Let the dreams be memes

It is time to count.

What has been going on in your mind while I've been away? Crinkling? Is this another meme, darling?
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>>1688003
>>1687904
NO TIES, CHANGE TO BLACKMAIL
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>>1688008
Cucking. And yes.
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Des, you are being paged to the discord
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>"des pikk a side bls"

ha ha ha. naw i'm good senpai
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>>1688003
this
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>>1687920
You know what, this seems like a good idea.
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The votes

>Reality r = currentState.getReality ( )
vector<Thots> allThots = r.getAllThots( )
delete allThots

>Execute
13 votes

>Engage the cleverous
>Devious
>Awfulish
>Blackmail Keikaku
>To ruin the reputation of thots

11 votes


>CRRRAAAACKA-Kwee!
Anon...
>Luna sounds breathless
>Almost surprised
>Then you hear tone in truth
You make mommy so proud.
>THOOOOOOOOOM
>THE MASSACRE WAVE SEARS THE AIR
>A: "Ooh baby!"
>Heads turn
>Like actors on a stage
>Suddenly realizing their audience was in the room
>Brendus leaps off the stairs
>B: "Get down, your highness!"
>A: "A triple."
>The Lizard grips the Queen to him
>Their flesh becomes bloody, radiated chunks together
>They're left as a pair of bloody skeletons
>Holding one another
>A scar is burned into the earth
>At their feet a mass of steaming metal rests
>With a well done corpse still spewing viscera from his mouth
>A scream is heard
>You look behind you
>A witness
>A maid
>The monsters are aghast
>The bear especially
>Be: "NOOOooOO!! The treaty! Our war!"

what do?
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>>1688059
No one can witness if there's no one left to witness, REMOVE MAID!
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>>1688059
Raise the skeletons.

Have them attack while charging a new Massacre Wave.
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>>1688059
Well, I dunno guys, wat do?
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>>1688059
"DEATH TO THE LIGGERS AND THEIR FILTHY WHORES"
>RUN
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>>1688074
How, we unleash hell upon this world! For even daring to threaten our dearest mother!
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>>1688059
"I WAS ORDERED BY THE KING. RACE WAR NOW!"
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>>1688059
Backing this >>1688082

This is too fucking great
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>>1688082
>>1688059
I'll support
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>>1688075
Support. WW1 FURRY RACE WAR NOW.
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>>1688059
>Kill the maid
>sound the alarms. "THEY'VE KILLED THE QUEEN! THE BEAST MEN HAVE SLAIN THE QUEEN! TO ARMS MEN!
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>>1688082
This
Only because the mental image it gave me made me laugh my ass off
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>>1688097
>>1688059
yeah, lets kill the maid and blame the monsters, start the war between them all!
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>>1688059
Kill the maid and the monsters.
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>>1688134
Either humans or monsters only. We want race war.
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>>1688138
Kill all witnesses and let the two sided blame each other.
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>>1688082
I am backing the FUCK outta this.
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>>1688082
WANT
SUPPORT
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>The Votes

>Kill the maid
>She breathes
>Therefore she is a thot
5 votes

>Raise the bodies
>Disrespect the dead
1 vote

>Race War
>Bro
>Race war
7 votes

>Scream some shit and run
2 votes

>Delet Monsterkind
2 votes


>You slap your chest
>A: "Bro!"
>The Bear turns all three of it's heads to you
>A: "Race war!"
>Be: "Why!?"
>Muscles forms into a bat
>You brandish him
>A: "Race war!"
>Be: "Who put you up to this!?"
>A: "Who else! Your kind and ours could uh- Verily and uh-"
>Shit
>These people might need the fancy talk

Roll Bluff!
>Charisma
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1688209
Do it
>>
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1688209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1D4Xz-3YE4&feature=youtu.be
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Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1688209
DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1688209
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1688209
don't fuck up now
>>
YOU FUCKING MISCREANTS

I TOLD YOU TO BEHAVE YOURSELVES WHEN I WAS NOT AROUND

WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA GO ALL MEEMEDGE WHEN IM NOT AROUND
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1688209
EXTERMINATE THE LIGGERS
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1688209
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1688209
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Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1688209
/POL/ BLESS THIS ROLL
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>>1688224
We were flat out told to destroy this place by our mentor, plus it's not real.

Might as well work out our edginess on things that don't matter than on things that do.
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>>1688224
We are behaving ourselves. We're listening to our Mommy.
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1688209
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1688209
We got this
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>>1688231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc-DgRO1SrQ
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>>1688209
Side note, what WAS your mothers name, Mom? Or.... what was our grandmother's name? The queen I mean.
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>>1688224
Honestly, this is probably the quickest and best way to do this. It's not the most moral thing to do, but these aren't exactly real people. If they were real this would be a pretty shitty thing to do.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1688209
>1d20
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>>1688225
>>1688225
WINNER!

>>1688230
+2

>>1688231
+2!


>20 total

>A: " -ahem- "

https://youtu.be/XPU6uxNxeNQ

>You think pretty blatantly in your head to Luna
>HELP
>>ME
Oh shush. You'll do fine.
>How
>Literally
>You are as fancy as canned bread
>Sophisticated as the rock that killed Abel
>You do your worst
>IE
>Your best
>A: "Nothing is more dear to the self than one's own people! In all the world! There can be nothing worth fighting for more than future of one's nation and home!"
>The bear narrows his black eyes
>Be: "You don't look like a Mewman."
>Ok
>Ok that brings up a lot of questions
>You ask Luna to tell you the name of the kingdom you're standing in
Mewmus, dear
>O-
>Of course
>The Queen?
...Her name was Prismara
>A: "He who control the youth controls the future! Queen Prismara didn't respect that! So the KING will bring all his might to BEAR against you."
>The monster snorts in disgust
>His long-necked partner draws a suspiciously humanly proportioned sword
>G: "They attack us...insult us...AND THEY USE PUNS!?"
>You see something move in the pile of meat and bones
>The lizard
>His fancy boots are rolling away
>Meat is growing from inside
>Wut
>No forreal
>WAUT
Ah, that regeneration. So prodigious.
>The maid scurries off
>She's weeping like it's her sister's wedding day
>A horn blows from up above
>The monsters are ready to fight
>A: "Oh thank fuck."
>You smash a hole into the ground to warm up
>A: "Violence."

YOU FACE A GIRAFFE MAN
AND
A THREE HEADED BEAR MAN


What do!?
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>>1688334
>Flee with the Maid, Shouting that they are attacking and killed the queen. To arms or something. Also get the maid killed, somehow infront of people.
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>>1688338
This but gut the maid. No mewman witnesses.
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>>1688334
Grab giraffe man and use him as a weapon against bear man!
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>>1688334
Turn Muscles into Soul Edge! COMBUST THE SWORD WITH HUNGERING FLAMES
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>>1688347
>>1688334
i'll support
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>>1688347
support
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>>1688348
>>1688347
You know what? Fuggit, attack maid!
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>>1688350
Support
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>>1688347
Yeah alright i don't see the problem with this so support
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>>1688334
>>1688347
>>1688360
Yes. Attack the maid, convince the monsters we're not on the Mewman's side. Then we follow the thread.
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>>1688350
support
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>>1688334
BLOOD FOR BLOOD the maid, HUNGERING FLAME the Lizard-dude, and flee.
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Quest hit something that fugged up his tire and shall be delayed for about an hour.
>>
Quest is going to be out a little later than usually, he hit something on the way home
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>>REPORT FROM DISCORD<<
QUEST HIT SOMETHIN WITH HIS CAR AND IS CHANGING HIS TIER
THE QUEST IS STILL ON HOWEVER
GIVE IT AN HOUR
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>>1688526
My lost hope in you?
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>>1688534
oh get your panties out of a twist
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Official announcement!

I am in the middle of trying to wrestle my tire off.

BrB roughly another 30 minutes
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HELLO, FREN

Quest Alive

He is just very upset.

SESSION PAUSE

Until Saturday
3:00pm US CENTRAL TIME

BLESS THE RACE WAR
HAIL SATAN
YUH
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>>1688628
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>>1688596
what did you hit?
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>>1688713
Hey, fuck you buddy; I'm working with what I've got.
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>>1688656
So we start a race war
Kill the king in front of Past!Luna
Then what, do we kidnap Luna and dump her in a lake or something?
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>>1689160
Begin race war
Kill king
Continue to follow the thread to the "core" of this place. Destroy that too.

Along with probably killing anyone who crosses our path. Not just because we're to destroy everything here, but also because they'll probably want our head on a pike.
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>>1689183
Have to agree. No point in being merciful in a memory / illusion.

Gotta kill 'em all, even the pretty ladies, frail elderly, and children. An edgy as hell thing to do, but it's all fake and for the greater good.
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>>1688656
Shit, sorry to hear that man. Hope it all works out for ya.
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>>1689233
Do you really believe everyone is doing this for "greater good"? Notice that people choose the things that seem fun without really putting too much tought in it.
We are supposed to destroy this world but nobody destroys a world by killing his inhabitants ONE BY ONE.
So yeah,being all edgy is fun and if you are having fun while wasting your time then is not a waste of time. But we are not making any progress besides maybe getting EXP.
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>>1689253
How the hell else are we supposed to destroy everything? You gotta break a few eggs to kill everybody! Not like we have access to any form of a bomb or something.

And you know what? I think killing the queen, and setting off a race war is a nice big step in destroying this place. Especially if it's so Queen dependent like our universes Mewni.
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>>1689258
The way I see it we just have to follow the thread until we get to the core and turn it off or something like that like it seems to imply in some posts >>1687562 >>1687636
and I haven't found any post saying we have to kill anyone to destroy whatever this place is.
And no, this >>1688059 doesn't mean anything besides confirming that Mom is psychopath.
Dont try to sell me your tale of "wu huuv tu du dis fu mum" Lazer, I already know you.
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>>1689274
Really? The implications that I've been picking is that we have to basically ruin fakeluna's life, tear everything down and show her that peace is a lie in order to loosen this places grip on Mom. And what better way to destroy someone's life than to kill their mother. We know the pain. Even then, I highly doubt that at the end of the thread it'll be as simple as "turn it off"

Also, if being proud of your son for using a spell that he's created on his own to destroy fake creations that have the intention of keeping him from someone he loves makes you a psychopath, then I guess Mom is extremely psychopathic.
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>>1689274
The way I see it, there's no reason we shouldn't do both. If there is a string we can easily unravel and break this prison, good, we'll take it. Hell, if it's hard to unravel I suggest doing that as well, it's just that prepping this world to destroy itself in war is the smart play; we should have a back up plan in the event that we cannot find a way to break her out without slaughtering everything and everyone here. It's something I don't want to do either but we're committed to this action and need to follow through if we want to get out of here with our soul intact.
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>>1689299
>>1689335
My reasoning behind the "turn it off" was that in other stories about fake worlds like Matrix or Inception most actions inside the world dont have real repercussions.
So I thought that killing fake people wouldn't help at all until rereading this post >>1687562 where I noticed that Luna said "Uncovering the lie that is peace might help to loosen this place's grip upon me" so mayhaps we are actually making progress,we will have to wait and see.

Besides that, discussing the traits of a character doesn't help us at all but im gonna do it anyways.
>Also, if being proud of your son for using a spell that he's created on his own to destroy fake creations that have the intention of keeping him from someone he loves makes you a psychopath, then I guess Mom is extremely psychopathic.
That is quite specific,dont you think? You seethe actual reason she was proud is because we burned the meat of 3 people with a magic beam which is cool as fuck for us but still something that a sane character wouldn't consider as cool. You said you aren't a delusional psychopath but you just keep proving yourself wrong.
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>>1689299
>>1689335
I agree with everything you guys are saying, I'm just kinda disappointed that we won't find out more about Mom's backstory.
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>>1690098
Can always ask her.

Stuff like if she had school, what family life in the castle was like, how bad it hurt when she realized everything was a facade, stuff like that.
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>>1689253
>nobody destroys a world by killing his inhabitants ONE BY ONE.
o
( =
o
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>>1692439
even Chara had to one-shot an entire timeline to destroy everything beyond the barrier.
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>Light pours in through a set of high arched windows
>Into the opulent hall of Castle Mewmus
>Suddenly a scream!
>The little pitter patter of maid-feet fill the hall
>M: "Help! Guards! The queen's been killed! HELP!"
>Behind her, a figure comes racing
>It swings from a hideously deformed limb
>Jumps off the wall
>M: "Please! Don't hurt me! I was loyal to the king! Death to the race traito-"
>CRACK!
>The strange form hoisted her like a baby's rattler
>Then smashed her head open on a dresser
>A: "I DON'T CARE!"

https://youtu.be/IXWNSb4nUDY

>That's you
>You are Anonymous
>You're still 14
>Wow
>Grow up
>You started this little journey that you're currently on in a bathroom
>Well
>Journey isn't the right word

>BOOM!
>CRRASH!
Here comes the bear-beast.

>More like a war
>A war against the world
>Now you're in the depth of the afterlife
>In a castle
>From the memories of your mentor
>Luna
Hello, dearies.
>She's pretty spooky
Mm Thank you.
>She is also the reason you just atomized the Queen of this place called 'Mewmus' and her monster lizard lover
>You need to ruin this place
>There's a glowing pink thread in your hand
>It's been leading you to the core of this place
>So you're following it
>Quick like
>BOOM!
>Be: "KILLER! MURDERER!"
>Which is pretty wise
>Since you're currently running from a 12 foot high three-headed bear knight

>As you round the next corner you see the thread is pulled off into a nearby side-room

>There is also a kitchen straight ahead
>Complete with just too short to be dignified servant's door

He's gaining on us.

What do?
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>>1693658
>>1693658

The character sheet!

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX


The rules!

https://pastebin.com/jV8drSiW

Friends!

https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N

Let us rock. It's a good day to be with you, friends.
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>>1693658
We are in a castle that probably have large, pointy weapons on the walls, we should use those
>>
>>1693658
Follow thread while shouting "HELP! GUARDS! THE BEASTMEN ARE ATTACKING! HELP!"
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>>1693670
>>1693658
>>1693668
Oh i'll support
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>>1693658
>Make as big a scene as possible
>Yell for help
>Also yell more about the Race War
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>>1693658
Sword-Muscles! I bet we can do a triple decapitation!
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>>1693658
>that kill
Jesus fucking Christ that was cold. Anon didn't even think twice about her begging for her life.

Anyway,
>follow the thread
>continue shouting that the beastmen have murdered the queen and are invading the castle, and for all mewmans to take up arms
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>>1693658
Follow the thread, call for help from guards. The more chaos the better, and the more fights we can start between the two sides the better.
>>
FINALLY

CAUGHT THE FUCK UP

Does anybody have a link to the discord? I'd be forever grateful.
>>
>>1693705
>>1693705
https://discord.gg/azJwXN

Here you are, friend
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>>1693705
https://discord.gg/HY5CBK
Dat work?
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>>1693707
A thousand blessings onto you for this quest, and a thousand more for the link, you lovely cinnamon bun.
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>>1693670
>>1693668
>>1693672
>>1693673
>>1693675
>>1693677


>You skrrt along the path of the thread
>You find yourself in a tiny, well lit little room
>There is one shelf filled with perfect China
>There is a table set for tea
>The window is crowded up with bright foliage, made luminescent by the sunlight
My mother's tea corner. I missed this place.

>Boom BRAASH!
>Why is that one bear making so much noise?
>Be: "BRRRAAARRR!"
>He's barely speaking words anymore
>You take a deep breath
>A: "GUARDS! SOLDIERS! THE WAR HAS BEGUN IN TRUTH! COME AND DEFEND YOUR CASTLE FROM THE BEAST MEN SCOURGE! THE QUEEN IS DEAD! DEATH TO THE RACE TRAITOR!"
You're so adamant.
>A: "I genuinely can't tell if I'm ironically racist or not anymore."
It's cute.

>???: "Stop, beast! You'll never defeat Mewmu-"
>BOOM!
>???: "AAAAAAaaaa"
>You just saw through the opposite window
>A fully armored knight
>Get molly-wopped so hard he FLEW down to the late
>WHUMP!
>WHooM!
>You can hear the walls groaning as the beast approaches
>Be: "Youuuu RRRrrrKIller! Mad DOG of the Mewmun loyalists!"
>When did his footsteps get so huge?
>Be: "He wash ourrrr Prince! Our Futurre King!"


>The thread leads upward, into the ceiling
>You might be able to bash through

>The window is open, and leads to the gardens and forest surrounding the castle

>There is also the bear
>WHAM!
>???: " https://youtu.be/MUL5w91dzbo "
>Who is embarrassing guards right now


If only we had time for tea. The peach mixture is still here. Top shelf.

What do?
>>
>>1693727
Mom,there is always time for tea!
>>
>>1693727
>Grab the tea
>You might get to keep this bit
>Try and trick the bear into charging you then dive away to send him out the window
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>>1693727
Yo, grab that peach mixture for later and scale the walls outside through the window. Bashing through the ceiling would make it too easy for the bear.
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>>1693727
Grab mixture
Smash bear with bottle, saturating the fur in alcohol.
See if alcohol in this reality is still flammable.
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>>1693727
>Climb out the window and float up to the appropriate level before breaching the wall with Muscles
>Let the bear continue wreaking havoc, the more mewmans he slays, the better chance this war has of starting.
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>>1693727
Punch ceiling.
No really.
Flex Muscles, use starwalk and cape to propel us upwards and punch open the ceiling
>>
Get close to the bear and then explode.
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>>1693727
Grab the tea and climb out the window and head to the second floor
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>>1693727
Grab the tea and climb out the window and head to the second floor.
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>>1689253
XP is progress
>>
>>1693731
>>1693730
>>1693733
>>1693735
>>1693736
>>1693748

>You know there's havoc being wreaked outside
What are you considering, Anonymous?
>A: "Tea."
Oh?
>A: "You said it was your favorite?"
No, darling. My mother's. It's nostalgic at best.

>You grit your teeth
>Nostalgia
>Fuck
>You love some nostalgia
>You float using your Starwalk spell
How did you manage to learn that one?
>A: "Hung out with a unicorn. He said it was one of the only spells in your book he would teach me."
Stingy animals.
>A: "He is a beautiful man and did nothing wrong."
That's yet to be seen.
>You reach the top and spy a little peach colored ceramic jug
>You pop it open
>Inhale deeply through your nose
>Muscles Does a curly-Q shape from the sensation
>Whoah
>That is some DANKEROUS tea
>A: "Is this even made of leaves?"
Hmhm It's made from plants that -have- leaves.
>A: "I'm stealing this."
>You steal it
>Then push for the window

>A noise attracts your attention
>The walls behind you
>They're being mashed outward by the Bear's bulk
>A paw lays down in the doorway
>Not half the monster
>Like it should be
>Just
>One
>Steel-grey
>Paw
>A: "What the fu-"
>CRRRAAAAASSSHH!
>The bear TEARS aside the walls like a shower curtain
>His eyes are golden
>His body, behemoth in comparison to what it was
>Be: https://youtu.be/AUSw4_VUW_Q
>A: "Huh."
>You push off the window sill
>And float
>A: "Was he always like that?"
...No. No he wasn't.
>You're on the outside of the castle
>Floating higher and higher
>The string leads into the floor next to the top
>In a tiny little window
>Not actually large enough for your body
>You can see a little Venus-fly-trap like plant in it
>Someone has put a tiny bonnet on it's head
>It is snoring

>You can see the surrounding countryside
>You can also see that beyond a few miles in the woods the world is swallowed in fog
>Likely the limit

>There's a commotion at the lake down below
>You see crowds of soldiers rushing toward the castle

>You can also see the carriage from before
>The Lizard has reformed from only his toes and ankles
>He's naked
>And clinging to the bloody burnt bones of the Queen


What do?
Where go?

>BOOM!
>Be: "I said!"
https://youtu.be/AUSw4_VUW_Q

>The bear is beneath you
>Nearly tall enough to reach
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>>1693784
Oh geez. This isn't good. Rip open a hole through the window so we can fit in it then continue with thread following.
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>>1693784
>Go up
>And topple what you can of the tower onto the crowd below
>Yell at the Lizard and tell him "YOUR WAIFU A SHIT!"
>>
>>1693788
support
>>1693784
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>>1693784
Punch his face! Then proceed to snipe the lizard
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>>1693784
break through the window and enter to continue following the thread.
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>>1693784
Fry the lizard's brain
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>>1693813
Because that worked so well last time.
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>>1693784
Supporting:
>>1693788
But, also hit the bear HUNGERING FLAME.
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>>1693805
Support
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>>1693788
>>1693784
>>1693813
nvm, I'll support
>>
Use Muscles to scratch his eyes
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>>1693784
Hit the bear with hungering flames and go through that window.
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>>1693784
Can we use the laser to propel ourself? Seems like a good way to get away and make him dodge at least
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Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d10)

The votes!

>Attac Bear
2 votes

>Hungering Flames Debuff the Bear
2 votes

>Smash the window to get in
6 votes

>Get. Higher!
1 vote


ROLL STR!
THEN WILL!
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Rolled 13, 19 = 32 (2d20)

>>1693841
>>
Rolled 17, 11 = 28 (2d20)

>>1693841
LET'S SHOW MOMMA OUR BUFFED UP STATS!
>>
Rolled 13, 13 = 26 (2d20)

>>1693841
OH GOD
>>
Rolled 6, 15 = 21 (2d20)

>>1693841
do not be of worrying
>>
Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1693841
STONGBOI
>>
Rolled 8, 17 = 25 (2d20)

>>1693841
>>
Rolled 17, 18 = 35 (2d20)

>>1693841
>>
Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1693841
WILLBOI
>>
Rolled 9, 5 = 14 (2d20)

>>1693841
>>
Rolled 14, 10 = 24 (2d20)

>>1693841
rolling
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Rolled 15, 19 = 34 (2d20)

>>1693841
>>
>>1693842
>>1693842
WILL Winner!

>Fucking 31

Whoarh

>>1693846
STR Winnar!

>16 total


>No 1s or 20s to boost


>Your human eyes pierces the air with golden light
>Your other, a hot angry pink
>A: " Omae wa mou... Shindeiru."
>FWOOOSHH!
>BE: "ARRGH!"
>The beast is covered in snatching fires!
You've grown in much more than strength, my darling. I don't think I could possibly be happier with you.
>A: "I murdered a guy to get some enchanted glasses so I could find you."
I stand -pleasantly- corrected.

>You turn
>Draw back Muscles
>He forms into a hammer-head
>A: "Get fuckt!"
>CRACK!
>WHAM
>BASH
>SMASH!
>Blows rain into the window
>Only for you to realize that...
>A: "What the..."
>The window frame
>It's not wood
>Or stone
>Like the entire rest of the castle
>It's some of metal now
>You blink
>Look down at your monster hand
>A: "MM- MMM!"
>It's shattered
>So
>Many
>BROKT bones
>You want to scream like little baby
Mind your head.
>You look up
>OH SHIT
>A gargoyle
>Shaped like a frog-man
>Has been knocked loose by your attack
>It's headed right for you

>Bear gets a 20 total on STR check
>He struggles to get his bearings
>Still, he claws into the wall
>He's climbing for you

https://youtu.be/ygrEVnrg3Ic

>Anon has taken 5 Damage
>Anon is at 55 HP


What do?
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>>1693882
Oh gosh, can.... can Luna be like a spider sense for us and warn us about things that're coming our way that we can't see?

Also, DODGE THEN RIP THE FRAME OUT OF WINDOW!
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>>1693882
Dodge the gargoyle and let it smash onto the bear. Don't think it'd be a good idea to run anymore from this thing, we've gotta get space and keep hitting it from range.

Massacre Wave after running for a round or two upwards?
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>>1693882
>Massacre Wave the Window, the gargoyle, the bear, the castle, the shitty prince, and this whole fucking dream into oblivion.
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>>1693882
I feel a lot less bad about this now that the world is trying to kill us. As per usual.

>Transform Muscles into a Guyver suit and drop down to tackle the bear down into the ground
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>>1693882
Dodge the gargoyle and let it fall onto the Bear, then rip the frame out and climb in
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>>1693882
BfB snipe the gargoyle!
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>>1693900
Its a rock, it has no blood
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>>1693882
Move to the left to let the gargoyle fall onto the Bear. Then Massacre wave the window frame at a downward angle as to not damage the items inside the room and possible damage the wall supporting the bear.
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>>1693910
support
>>1693882
>>
>>1693910
>>1693882
Supported
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>>1693910
This
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>>1693910
Supporting this, but let it overcharge for a round.
>>
Rolled 4, 8 = 12 (2d10)

The votes

>Dodgegoyle
8 votes

>RIP and tear that window Pane
2 votes

>Use the Spam Lazer
5 votes

>Guyver Elbow Drop Special
1 vote

ANNOUNCEMENT
>We pause until 6:30pm US Central time

Until then

ROLL DEX!
TWICE
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Rolled 11, 19 = 30 (2d20)

>>1694027
FUG!
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Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d20)

>>1694027
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Rolled 7, 17 = 24 (2d20)

>>1694027
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Rolled 9, 12 = 21 (2d20)

>>1694027
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Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d20)

>>1694027
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Rolled 6, 13 = 19 (2d20)

>>1694027
Wubbalubbadubdub
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Rolled 8, 3 = 11 (2d20)

>>1694027
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Rolled 17, 10 = 27 (2d20)

>>1694027
DEXfags lets go
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Rolled 8, 15 = 23 (2d20)

>>1694027
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Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d20)

>>1694027
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Rolled 19, 9 = 28 (2d20)

>>1694027
ROLLING DEX
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Rolled 14, 1 = 15 (2d20)

>>1694027
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Rolled 11, 19 = 30 (2d20)

>>1694027
rolllllllllllll
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Rolled 17, 11 = 28 (2d20)

>>1694027
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Rolled 1, 7 = 8 (2d20)

>>1694027
Maybe I can help...
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>>1694128
You didn't help.... you didn't help at all....
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Rolled 9, 8 = 17 (2d20)

>>1694027
here goes nothing
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>>1694034
>>1694034

First Dex winnar!

>11 total
>Ow
>>1694128
-2
whoahr

>9 total

>>1694048
Second winnar!

>7 total

OW

>>1694070
-2

OWWWW

>5


>You look down at your foe
>Muscles Wants to Smayush
>No Muscles
>We dodge
>No Anon
>Lemme Smayush
>No
>You attempt to lean out of the way of the gargoyle
>You quickly realize just how much of a bitch rotation can be when you're weightless
>A: "Muscles! Grab something!"
>Muscles grabs your butt
>A: "Aw, gey-"
>WHAM!
>The gargoyle has stoned you
>A: "AAAAAHHHH!"
>You plummet
>You're headed right for the bear
>A window opens up at the top floor
>A servant leans out
>Se: "Slops!"
>They throw out a pot of unknown goopy refuse
>It-
>It lands in your mouth
>A: "AUUGHHH!"


>THE BEAR GETS A 18 ON SWIPING YOU AWAY!
>WHuh-SMACK!

>ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 14 DAMAGE
>Your bones
>Oh God
>Why do you even have bones
>The bones in Muscles Seem mostly fine
>How hard was that window?

>The Gargoyle plummets, having been spun in the air by the bear's attack
>Into his mouth
>It's covered in Poo-Slop
>He gags
>You continue to scream
>Soaring off into the woods
>You crash through green boughs
>Vines
>Wildflowers
>You see something flash in the branches
>WHAM!
>A: "uhhh..."
>You peel off of the tree you just hit
>WHUMP!
>Then land
>Face-down
>With your concentration broken you're no longer weightless
>You have conifer needles and trees in your teeth

>ANON IS AT 39 HP

>You are in the woods now, boy
>There's a powerful silence here
>Along with a ringing in your skull
>It's hard to hear anything
>Except Luna

Get up, Anonymous. Don't linger. They may resist the closer we get to the source but you could be even more vulnerable in the outskirts. The illusion doesn't need to be as believable here.

>Try to clear your head
>Get back to that bear and smack his shit
>Run deeper into the woods
>Head for the lake

>Other

What do?
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>>1694203
>>Get back to that bear and smack his shit
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>>1694203
That motha fucka. That's it. No more running. Let's give that bear a fucking slap!
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>>1694203
>>Get back to that bear and smack his shit
It's on now motherfucker
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>>1694203
>Head for the lake
And then we eat our Funyons
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>>1694203
>>Get back to that bear and smack his shit

Begin Operation:Fuckin Mages and start spamming BfB and massacre wave on the bear from range HIGH ABOVE his reach.

Now is time for not so sneeki breeki surprise strike.
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>>1694203
Let's take a heal and look for that bear
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>>1694219
support
>>1694203
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>>1694203
Hide and try to clear our heads.
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>>1694203
Eat Funyons to heal.

We bought a shitton, might as well put them to use.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

The votes

>Be like Billy
>He fought a Bear
6 votes

>Head for the Lake
1 vote

>Clear your head
1 vote

>Heal now
2 votes

>You stand up
>You're dazed
>You spit
>You curse
>Still, you're up
>Reckt and everything
You still never give up.
>A: "No reason to now."
>You star to float
>A: "We've got everything to lose."
If you didn't fight you would have nothing, my dear. So I'd have to say you're wrong in that regard.
>You kick of the trees
>Gaining Speed
>Finally you burst from the branches
>Out into the open
>The bear looks up from his kiddy pool sized vomit trail
>A: "EAT SHIT!"
>Be: "I just did!"
>You fly higher
>and higher!
>The bear leaps up!

>22 total
>You see him soar into the air
>Jaws wide
>He'll reach you with all three sets of teeth and two steel grey paws
>You see a flash from below
>???: "Kill the beast! Protect the castle!"

>The guards are here
>ARROWS FILL THE AIR!
>Nat 20 volley
>The bear is pincushioned!
>He takes 24 damage to his stomach and legs!
>The guards are loading a catapult

>None of this however
>Stops you from putting the smack down on a Monster-man
>Muscles makes a knife hand
>Not a literal one
>The drill SGT kind
>A: "Boi..."

ROLL WILL!
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Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1694326
DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1694326
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Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1694326
BOI!
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Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1694326
I'm due a good roll
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1694326
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Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1694326
You think I'll ruin it with my BAD attitude?
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1694326
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Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1694326
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Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1694326
WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION YOU SHIT EATING CUNTWIPE? I WILL PERSONALLY SEND YOUR HEAD TO THE DEVIL HIMSELF, AS A DAMN PORTA-JOHN!
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Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1694326
Please don't let me fuck this up!
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Rolled 13 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1694326
Get those crits!
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>>1694356
YOU FUCKED UP
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>>1694356
SHAME

MUCH SHAME

Sudoku time.
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>>1694356
WHY WOULD YOU TEMPT FATE LIKE THAT!?
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Rolled 19 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1694326
give me a nat 20
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Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1694326
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Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1694326
Pls be nat 1
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>>1694326
SAXTON HAIL!!!!!
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

forgot to roll
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand

btw, here is a bunch of stand definitions for liberal use
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>>1694418
oh shit i posted in wrong quest
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>>1694403
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1694333
>>1694333
WINNAR!

>18 total


>>1694356
-2

>>1694403
+2!

>18 total
>Red mist snaps out of your human hand
>Muscles contorts a bit
>His ropey-bits roll and knot themselves rhythmically
>You see deep blue blood get sucked from the Bear's eye sockets
>He screams but continues to come up into the air

>20 total

>CRUNCH
>CRUNCH
>MUNCH!

>All three heads latch onto you
>Your Legs
>Muscles
>Your human arm
>A: "AAH!"

>ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 18 DAMAGE!

>ANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 5 DAMAGE
>HE HEALS FOR 5

>ANON HAS TAKEN 13 TOTAL DAMAGE

>ANON IS AT 26 HP

>Your flesh screams
>Not because of the teeth
>Because of the weight
>You fall
>With the Bear holding you in it's slobbery grip the whole way down
>How did it get this big?
>What's happening
>The thread slips out from around it's teeth
>Like ethereal floss
>No
>You grip even harder
>It makes your bones ache
>Still
>You won't let go
>Even with the ground coming up to meet you
>Even blood pouring out of your legs
>and your arm
>You are still here
>Even if it's just to suffer

>???: "Ready, Men!"
>???: "FIRE!"

>CRASH!
>The guards launched their catapult
>It's shattered across the bear's back
>This doesn't seem to hurt him
>Still
>He's been flipped
>CRUAMPHS!
>He lands on his back
>Instead of slamming you
>You're both back on the road
>He's sliding
>Down
>Toward the lake
>The thread tightens in your hand
>If you hang on
>It might take it off

Use the tea.

What do?
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>>1694457
>Dump the tea down its throat
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>>1694457
Well i think we should listen to luna
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>>1694457
DO IT! USE THE TEA!
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>>1694457
Dump half of the tea.

Gotta save some of that shit for celebratory tea with Mums.
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>>1694457
I guess we use the tea
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>>1694457
use the tea
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>>1694457
Drug the bear.
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>>1694457
Use the tea and hold on tight.
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>>1694457
use the pee
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>>1694457
Use the tea
Mom is railroading REEEEE
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>>1694556
we are almost dead i think i can forgive a little railroading
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This bear does nearly as much damage as the Swamp Drake and people keep wanting to fight it?

Why?

What would we even gain out of it?
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>>1694572
We wouldn't have a bear attacking us.
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Unanimous vote to listen to Luna

Such good children.

>You dump the tea into the bear's open mouth
>It takes a bit of finesse
>You think your wrist dislocated
>Pop!
>You can smell the peach
>The mint
>The orange preseves
>The Lemon Zest
>From out here
>Even over the bear's horrid breath
>The dried leaves pour out into his throat!

>The bear gets a nat 1 on his CON save

>Be: "BRAH!"
>You're spat out
>Crack!
>You hit the tiles hard
>You roll
>In agony
>Your limbs are trashed
>???: "Young lad! Are you alright!"
>Another fucking servant
>Some kind of gardener
>Has run up to you from the grass between the trees
>The soldiers are trying to get organized around the castle
>The bear has slid down the road another league
>???: "His majesty is returning! Ready the main gate!"

>You hurt
>Everywhere
>There is exactly one serving of tea left in the pot


>You see a Horse
>Or something like a horse
>Running towards the castle
>A man is on it
>He's a stocky Man
>Black bearded
>With a grey Moustache
>On his head sits a golden crown
>His saddle has a small divit in it
>As if made for a much smaller passenger to ride with him
>This second seat is empty
>You can see a servant trailing well behind
>With young Luna in tow
>She hasn't noticed you
>She's also clearly trying to escape the servant's grip

What do?
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>>1694572
Lmao becuz Reep and teer xD.
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>>1694589
Get the fucking funyons and quick because everyone is gaing to know we killed the queen in one way or another.
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>>1694572
Running has never, ever worked out for us.
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>>1694589
Oh fug. Can we eat funyons now? I think we should heal up and then continue on with our thread following.

Unless we wanna kill king under the guise of working for monsters, I'd be up for that as well.
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>>1694589
"I *cough* I saw the whole thing, The Lizard Prince had a spy kill the queen, and he has one inside!"
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>>1694589
Blood for Blood the servant?

Also eat funyons.

>>1694606
We were already away from the bear. We could have flown away, or at least healed up.

Instead we ran right back at it.
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>>1694589
First of all, heal. Get the funyons as soon as we can. Next, wait and observe. I would like some more information before we continue killing everything. After that, continue following the thread.
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>>1694620
support
>>1694589
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>>1694589
eat the funyons while making a pun about your bunions
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>>1694589
Fuckin heal with Funyons
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>>1694628
oh and also follow the thread while thinking about bread/ follow the string while bragging about being the king of this ring to the bear
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>>1694589
>Yell to the king about the queen being dead by the lizard's filthy hands
>Murder most vile!
>Also, holy fuck, please kill this bear
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>>1694589
Thank the servant before flying back to the window the thread lead us to.
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>>1694589
Heal with funyons, get to that window.
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>>1694610
support
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>>1694589
Should we ask Luna the best way to deal with herself?
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>>1694633
We might not be able to

The illusion is trying to correct itself. We are the problem.
Due to no set up to handle the context, we have to act quickly. A photo or rumor could've been useful.
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>>1694678
it's clearly still interacting with us in a narratively beneficial fashion. the archers are attacking the bear and the servants are helping us.
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The votes

>Funyon Heal
9 votes

>Bamboozle these Foozles
2 votes

>Wait
2 votes

>EAT THE GARDENER DEWIT
1 vote

>Follow the thread
3 votes

>Thank the Gardener man
1 vote


>You roll over
>G: "Are you a sorcerer? I thought you were older? Please. Don't try to stand up."
>You stand up
>Your knees each have a pair of tomato sized holes above them
>So does your shoulder
>Muscles it re-attaching himself to you constantly with little strings of meat
>G: "Ye Gods, man. Slow down! A mighty warrior you must be. Brave as well! I'm Geraldon of HazelBranch. I want to be a scribe!"
>You don't care
>Really
>You don't
>You fumble the HOUSEVATOR from your bags
>You need snak
>Delcious
>Snack
>A: "Man I wish-"
>G: "He speaks! The hero brave and bold! What shall pass from out his lips? A sonnet spun in gold?"
>You open the door
>Z: "RRRAAAHHh!"
>Susan comes flying out of it
>Claws first
>She's berserk
>Probably went mad from you being in so much danger

>She gets a nat 1 on her initial assault
>Narrowly missing the Gardener boy's head with her humongous feet-blades
>G: "A HARPY!"
>He shrieks
>Z: "Fow MAshteeww!"
>He is screaming like a woman
>A large breasted one
>You stuff Funyons into your face
>You're a goddamn animals for the onion-ey goodness
>You think
>Onions don't actually taste like this
>At all

>ANONYMOUS REGAINS 50 HP total

>Anon is back at 60HP
>Your throat is dryer than a woman's snatch in the mojave desert after she's died of dehydration and it's been converted into a little cantina like in Bugs Life where the mosquitos and maggots and other bad-guy bugs party but the bug President has enacted Bug Prohibition and they didn't give a fuck at first but they didn't pay off the local law-man and he busted them so there's a condemned sign on it
>Also it's dry

>A: "Acck!"

>Susan is still trying to kill that guy
>You look up to where the thread leads
>Those guards might be problematic if you approach with a Zombo

>The bear is currently fuckin' struggling with that mouth full of aromatic leaves


>Little Luna breaks free from the servant
>She's off like a rabbit into the woods

What do?
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>>1694782
Okay, I'm taking the bait
>Collect Zombina and chase after Babby Luna
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>>1694782
FOLLOW LUNA!!!
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>>1694782
Collect our zombie and then put her back in our pocket house. Then continue following thread.
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>>1694782
Finish off the bear with Susan's help.
Oh and Luna, this is Susan.
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>>1694782
follow the thread guys don't get distracted
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>>1694782
Follow the thread. But send one of the skullboys to follow little Luna
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>>1694782
Put Warcucks back in her room and let's follow the thread
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>>1694782
Consult Luna if chasing after her younger self is a good idea. If it isn't, just continue following the thread.
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>>1694782
>Collect Zombina and put her back in the HOUSEVATOR. Then follow the thread .
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>>1694801
Oh, and put Zombina back in the housevator
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>>1694802
Support
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>>1694782
Keep to the thread, boyz!
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>>1694782
Put Zombina away and fly back to that window.
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>>1694782
Call off zoombeeni, then follow the thread
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Them votes

>Chase LoliLuna
I'd prefer you not use that term when referring to my younger self. It's unbecoming. Demeaning.

>Follow the thread
7 votes

>Ask Luna what do
1 vote
Come now, darling. We both know we're being watched. If I use too much of my power well...we won't like what happens.

>Kill Bear
1 vote

>Send a Skull Scout
1 vote

>Collect your Zombie girl and leave
6 votes

>A: "Hey!"
>You whistle
>As if to a puppy
>Z: "Bwah?"
>A: "C'mere girl! C'mon!"
>You pull open the Housevator
>A: "Come on, Susan!"
Is this how you always treat her?
>Zombina has already scrabbled up to the door
>She nuzzles your face with her weird little pseudo-mohawk
>It feels like kitten fur
>Z: "Wuv youw, Nondomous."
Oh my.
>Your ears turn pink
>A: "I-it's not like that!"
How salacious.
>Muscles whips around
>Grabs Susan by her chicken-feet
>Then tosses her into the room
>A: "Dead girl is for hug."
A shame. I would have loved taking my daughter-in law on walkies.
>Luna makes you feel many things
>One of those things is outlandishly uncomfortable
>You eye the Gardner
>He's a mess
>A: "So uh...Your eyes aren't real."
>G: "wh-Wh-whuh whuh WH- whuh whuh wubbw wu-"
>A: "Nothing here is."
>G: "Whyuh bubbuh whuh-Bwuwh"
>A: "Good luck with that."
>You fly
>Back to the castle
>It's in dissaray
>The guards have felled the Giraffe man
>He's different too
>Covered in tattoos
>Braids
>A necklace made from miles of knotted beads adorns his expansive throat
>A: "What did he turn into?"
A mystic.
>A: "Psh. He mysitcally got his head torn off."
>It's true
>A rather beefy knight is still punching what's left of the Giraffe's branium
>Other knights are mourning the Queen
>Some are standing back
>They leer from their helmets
>The lizard is being held down on all sides
>He snaps
>Snarls
>He's crying
Of course he pities himself. With no thought to the damage he caused with his little tryst. Do you know what one of the worst things someone can do is, my dear?
>A: "I think I do."
Not knowing what you deserve for what you've done.

>You have reached the window
>It's still surrounded in metal


>Try smashing your way in again
>Hail the guards to further the Race war
>Hail the King to further the Race War
>Kick the Lizard
>Other
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>>1695035
OK. Here's a new idea. Let's smash the stone AROUND the metal parts of the window to create an opening.
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>>1695035
>>Try smashing your way in again
Yeah yeah the race war is fun and all that but get moving...
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>>1695051
Supporting
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>>1695035
is it possible to use combustion to create a blade of fire so we can cut open a hole in the window to get in?
If it's not possible im supporting >>1695051
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>>1695035
Use our flames to melt these steel...walls
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>>1695051
This, fucking genius
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>>1695035
>>Try smashing your way in again
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>>1695035
see if we can fit through any of the windows nearby. If so, enter and find the door that leads into the room.
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>>1695035
Use Massacre wave to get the window open.
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>>1695035
Overcharge Massacre Wave to blast our way in there.
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Rolled 7, 4 = 11 (2d10)

>Votes

>Smash AROUND the window
4 votes

>Smayush
2 votes

>Burn it
1 vote

>Bogus Beam
2 votes

>Use another window
1 vote

>You eye the walls
>Muscles gives you "The Look"
>IE
>He points his fingers at you as if he were inside a sock puppet
>A: "Smash?"
>He pulls back his flesh, degloving himself into a bone Can-Opener
>A: "Oooh! Crush!"

ROLL STR!

>Beneath you the Mewmuns have begun to organize
>K: "What's happening here!?"
>The knights kneel in calamitous fashion
>???: "Your grace! Her majesty has been slain! The Beast-men used some foul trick to get her in close and- and..."
>The knight seems genuinely unnerved
>The king has dismounted in a huff
>K: "Out of my way. Out!"
>He makes it up to the front of the crowd
>Lays his eyes on the bloody mess of metal, bones and ash
>K: "You fool, woman...it was never supposed to end like this."
>He turns to the lizard
>K: "Septarius."
>S: "YOU KILLED HER!"
>K: "No. I didn't...but it doesn't matter now."
>The King pauses
>K: "Clean this up. Inform no one yet. Put that -thing- in the deepest pit we have!"
>???: "Shall we fetch the Princess, My King?"
>K: "...No. She doesn't need to see this. Not yet...not-...not now."
>He turns for the castle
>Surveys it closely
>K: "Find her. Keep her safe but...just let her have her woods. Just for one more day."
>He looks back down at the body of his wife
>K: "Just one more bloody day..."
>He begins to march into the castle
>His knights open the doors for him
>A stringent begin to head for the woods
>Meanwhile, you
>You are at work

ROLL STRENGTH!
With Advantage!
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Rolled 2, 8 = 10 (2d20)

>>1695443
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Rolled 17, 8 = 25 (2d20)

>>1695443
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Rolled 13, 17 = 30 (2d20)

>>1695443
LET'S GOOOOOOO
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Rolled 15, 14 = 29 (2d20)

>>1695443
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Rolled 20, 7 = 27 (2d20)

>>1695443
Rolling.
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Rolled 17, 13 = 30 (2d20)

>>1695443
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Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d20)

>>1695443
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Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d20)

>>1695443
here cums big dick rick
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Rolled 15, 4 = 19 (2d20)

>>1695443
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Rolled 1, 20 = 21 (2d20)

>>1695443
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Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d20)

>>1695443
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Rolled 13, 11 = 24 (2d20)

>>1695443
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Rolled 3, 7 = 10 (2d20)

>>1695443
rolling for something funny to happen
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Rolled 14, 10 = 24 (2d20)

>>1695443
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Rolled 18, 7 = 25 (2d20)

>>1695488
What an interesting roll
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Rolled 7, 15 = 22 (2d20)

>>1695443
Wow, caught it before the end of the session
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>>1695507
>>1695507
Roll set one!

>14

>>1695454
>>1695454
Roll set 2

>17

>17 + 10 =27!

>27 total

>Solid stone is a bitch for Muscles to work with
>It's coarse
>Grainy
>It would get everywhere if you didn't constantly blast with fire
>A: "I hate this shit!"
>You feel Luna chuckle in your head
Almost as bad as sand, is it dear?
>A: "Are you rusing me?"
If I was do you think I'd have a bad reason?
>You pause
>Consider some things about how often you've been deceived by Luna
>So far
>0 times
>A: "Ok yeah, guess not."
Hmhm

>???: "There!"
>A voice rings out from down below!
>???: "He's the one!"
>The knights stop what they're doing
>They've turned
>Spotted someone from the bushes
>It's a vagrant
>Dirty
>Gaunt
>???: "I seen it all from the hedge! Look! See him! It's a sorcerer! He killed the Queen! Killed her in her lover's arms!"
>The King erupts from the castle doors
>He must have heard that
>K: "Seize that trespasser!"
>???: "Look, King! Look!"
>He looks
>He sees you
>His eyes go wide
>His lid twitches
>You knock on the wall
>A: "There. I've respected his privacy as a homeowner by knocking."
>K: "Get BOTH of them! Don't let them escape!"
>CRAWNCH!
>A: "Now!"