This here is a thread for all Star vs The Forces of Evil FaggotsSESSION STARThttps://youtu.be/gvCmtHDDuu0>You are Anon>A 14 year old boy>Two weeks ago>Which feels like an eternity now>Your whole life was changed forever>You stopped being a bitter>Pensive>Cautious little boy>You found someone that believed in you>That wanted to give you a chance>When you were at your lowest point>Having lost your closest and only friend>Beaten>Alone>Then she came>Luna>The Voice from beyond>She gave you THE BOOK >Which grated you access to unimaginable power>You've shuffled off the coil of level 0 nobody>You are now a LEVEL 10 ???https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX>With powers of life and death>A Monstrous Right Arm>Undead minions>Lasers>Feels good to be the king>If only you could have shared it>Luna was taken from you>By a petulant little monster>You have spent your every waking moment up until now trying to find her>To do so, you've travelled realities>Plumbed the deepest depths of darkness>All to end up here>At the gate to her ancient castle>You've solved the riddles>Defeated the scraps of hateful gods that Luna cut down>You >Have survived>Now the shimmering Pink glass which sealed your entryway is fading>Only the door remains>Which>By your will>Opens>You are Anonymous>You stand now in the gaping maw of your destiny>There is a massive pile of corpses lining the castle inside it's retaining wall>The windows are filled with their pressed faces and bones>There is a tiny glowing object in a crater behind you>Ahead is a room lined with black and white checkered tile>With a 40 foot ceiling>Unlit candles adorn the walls and the chandelier which hangs by an unseen tether>Silence reigns hereWhat.Do?
I claim the first post in thread in the name of anarco capitalism
WE'RE BACK, NIGGAS!
>>1680426BACK IN BLACK BABY! USE SKULL LORD GLASSES TO FIND OUT WHERE TO GO!
>>1680426>Inspect the crater
>>1680426Define 'glowing'. Is it pink?otherwise:>use Skull Lord's Eyes to see where to find Mommy
>>1680426Use the Eyes of the Skull Lord to find out where to go. Raise one of the corpses for an exposition dump.
>>1680426YellScreamBreak the silence Then proceed toward our destiny
>>1680426Fuck it, let's inspect the glowing thing that's almost certainly a trap. Afterwards, using the eyes to find the way to continue sounds like a good idea.
Use the eyes to figure out what's next.
>>1680443If we did that, it'd need a a way to write or a voice box.And even then, it'd need a lot of brains to even attempt drawing history from its soul
>>1680443>Wanting to raise a corpse for an exposition dump>When we're about to find the person who owns this castleWhy?
>>1680456Good point. >>1680426>>1680443Use the corpses to beef up Zombina and give her arms.
It feels good to say it.Time to count.
The votes>Use the Eyes of the SKULL LORD6 votes>Inspect the Crater3 votes>Charge on Anon1 vote>Beef Zombina (Your most sentient minion) using the ancient bones1 vote>A: "My path is clear.">The Glasses on your face sear white>You see a path>Cutting into the castle>Then to the left>You proceed>Into the silence>Your footsteps barely echo across the tile>As you turn you see a staircase>Opulent>Red Carpet Rots upon it's curved surface>The Bannister is made of rich polished wood>You can still smell the oil>At the top of the steps stands a figure>Human-oid>Well dressed>In a petticoat>With a gold chain hanging from it's front pocket>What little flesh remains on it's body swings like tattered ropes>Atop it's head>A set of Rabbit Ears about 11 inches tall>It does not move when you spot it>You feel however that it's eyeless sockets have spotted youWhat do?
>>1680493>casually wave at it and carry on
>>1680493>Interact with it, say hi.
>>1680493..... Try to just... walk around it.... no sudden movements.
>>1680493"H-hello my man, er bunny, you know where Luna is?"
>>1680494this, we don't have time for dilly dallying
>>1680493Hail the bunny buddy.It hasn't attacked yes so i say we have a little chat....be in gaurd through.
>>1680493Well, this is Luna's house so we shouldn't assume hostility just yet.>Introduce yourself and state that you're going to read it's mind so it can communicate if it cannot talk anymore>read its mind if it seems fine with that or doesn't react at all
>>1680458Many of those around us may be unreliable in information. Luna may wish to hide certain information from us at the moment. Those who are dead cannot.
>>1680519First off, why? She's never intentionally hidden anything from us. Hell, she's even stated that one only hides things from someone who can stop you. And you really think we can stop her? Secondly, I think a rotting corpse is equally, if not more unreliable than a hypothetical lying Luna.
>>1680494Yeah, this souds real nice.
>>1680493Make wary assumption this is a creature under Luna's domain and begin light mind contact to get escort to Luna
The votes>Walk past it4 votes>Say Hi4 votesOh would you look at that. A tie. >Your glasses ignite>They try to tell you something>That's when you realize the rabbit skeltal is gone>SHHRRRIp!>It's here>In front of you>The thing can teleporthttps://youtu.be/LpT1wHKUZXI>Up close you see much better>It's ropey flesh is coated in dust>Literally strings of meat that pull it around>It's bones>They've been preserved>Or transmuted>They shimmer in the ambient near-darkness>His bones are entirely gold>A skeletal finger is raising >Zombina peeps in surpise>The Skeltal bois in your hoodie clatter with fright>Or a simulcrum of it>You are staring at a solid gold rabbit eared mute skeltal>He is reaching for your faceWhat do?
>>1680544Let it touch your face
>>1680544>lock fingers with it
>>1680544Just kinda, like, gently push his hand away then continue on. Skull eyes dun want us to be here, so let's just continue on and forget this ever happened!
>>1680544push the hand away and continue on
>>1680548>>1680547Switching to locking fingers with it
>>1680544Back away, read it's mind. Keep that fucker from touching us until we know why it wants to touch us.
>>1680544Ok Guys Dont attack Im not saying we should let it touch our faceBut we should let it touch our face
>>1680552Hey, this sounds smart. I like this
>>1680544>Let it touch you.
>>1680544Having it not touch us sounds real awesome. So does continuing on.
>>1680544I say we take a step back from it and then think "Luna" at it really hard.
>>1680544Read its mindWe can telepathy with willing, right?Well, here's a willing dead.I wonder what long-lost memories it's trying to bring back?
The votes>Let it touch you2 votes>Wushu-Finger Lock2 votes>Piss off, Bone head5 votes>Read it's mind-o-ara2 votes>You juke the finger like Money Mayweather in...well, every fight he's ever had>Then start up for the stairs>A: "No time for this. No more distractions.">Your heart flutters>As you near the top you hear the skeleton pacing behind you>He's following>Steady>Stern>His sockets locked to your head>His hands are down at his sides>Back straight>That is one fancy gold bone-man>You don't care>All that matters now is finding her>At the top of the stairs you see three doors>Center>Left>Right>The Eyes say go Center>Above the Center door is a portrait>Covered in a thick layer of blackened soot>As a passing momentary thought you turn back>The Rabbit is Gone>You turn forward>He's in front of you>A: "Oh yeah, that's not creepy or anything. By all means ju-">CRrrrreeeeaaaaaak>He's opened the center door for you>A: "I-">He bows>Then offers his golden hand again>Do you take his hand?>Y>N>Which door?>Investigate painting?>Y>NWhat do?
>>1680611YCenterNReadmindI wonder if it's possible to Raise Dead on long-lost memories or history or information of this place? Worth a try I suppose.
>>1680611>Y to taking his hand>center door>ignore painting for now
>>1680611>investigate the paintingY>Take his handsYWe go center
>>1680611Introduce yourself and announce that you are going to read it's mind so that you can communicate to each other.Take handAsk rabbit skeltal about the painting.
>>1680611..... Yeah OK. He seems kinda cool now. Like a butler or something. Take his hand into the center door.And painting can be looked at when we have commentary from Luna.
>>1680611Take his handGo through center doorInvestigate the shit outta that painting And plz read yhid things mind
>>1680611>Y>Center>YWe should attempt to communicate with it. Read its mind, and try to start a telepathic conversation.
>>1680615That is to say:>Y to hand>Y to investigating painting
>>1680625Sounds legit. Supporting. Also, God, it's good to be back... missed the opening ceremonies, but oh well. Blessings to you, Quest. Thanks for all this!
>>1680611Shit, we back! I even managed to catch the session.Nigga, I was more hyped for the quest than the season 3 premier. Bless, you glorious bastard.>Don't take his hand, das gay.>Center door.>Tell the skeltal we're gonna read it's mind and establish some communication.
Rolled 12 (1d20)Feel like rollin some bones.
The votes>Take hand>Y10 votes>N2 votes>Which door?>Center>Unanimously>Investigate the painting?>Y6 votes>N6 votes>You've never been one for casual contact>You reach out with your mind first>A: "Hello? I-...I'm here for Luna.">The skeleton stares at you without a single sign of understanding>A: "My name is Anonymous. Luna taught me magic. Connected me to the this place...I need to find her. Can you help me?">His hand pushes closer toward you>Open>Welcoming>You glance up at the painting>If only this place had wind>The grime on it might not be so thick>You look down at the glimmerous palm presented to you>Then>With your human hand >You firmly grasp ithttps://youtu.be/ZpA0l2WB86E>As the skeleton turns and begins to march down the open hallway>You realize every painting here is covered in the same grunge>This hallways is opulent>Well decorated>With just enough breathing room between the unlit walls to allow comfortable passage>Every surface has a tasteful doily tablecloth>Silvered instruments>All well polished>You glare at the back of the rabbit's head>A: "Can you hear me?">He stops>Then turns back>A voice emits from the open mouth>Still, you can tell it's psychic in nature>???: "Do you know...what's wrong with this place?">A: "N-no...Luna said she killed everything in it.">???: "I was never told...it is not apart of me.">A: "What do you mean?">He begins to march again>???: "I polish. I clean. I maintain the order as best I can. It is what is left of me. All that is left. Etched into these bones. I miss her too...do you know what's wrong with this place?">A: "I already said I don't.">???: "...A pity.">Your eyes inform of something urgent>He passes door after door>All perfectly shined>With gleaming brass or silver handles>Decorated in reliefs of worshiping skeletons>Flesh horrors dressed in Regal clothing>Rabbits>Puppies>Some horrors like the others>Some left pristine>You pass a painting with less dirt>You see the image of an exploding star painted in neon blue>A: "What is that?">???: "Reon Phi. An ocean world. Mistress turned it's core into pure potassium.">A: "Why?">???: "I do not know...">He continues to step>???: "She weeped for them afterwards."Cont
>>1680700>>1680700>You start>A: "That sounds...">???: "Rare. Truly special if I recall.">Your eyes burn a path that stops in the center of the latest room you've entered>A round room>With glass ceiling>A dome covered in soot and discarded bodies>They don't look like Luna's work>Non augmented>Just alien>Too natural>As if they died attempting to breach the glass dome>Another door stands before you>...but the eyes>The eyes point downward>Into the floor>???: "We are here.">The butler makes for the door ahead.>It's small>Even more vibrantly decorated than the rest>A relief of an Eye>Atop a tower of roses>Dominates it's surface>The Butler Steps aside>???: "Shall I announce you?">The eyes make your path into the floor ever brighterWhat do?
>>1680703Y-yeah man. It'd be kind of rude to come in unannounced.
>>1680703"Yes, please"be respectable guys
>>1680710Being respectable to ones mother is a good idea.
>>1680703Yes, thank you.... I'm REALLY wanting to try to use Raise Dead on any history or knowledge or memories this place may contain because goddamn am I getting curious what the fuck is going on
>>1680715I mean, if you're so curious about what's happened maybe you should go ask the woman who was at the center of it all.
>>1680703"...Well I suppose."
>>1680703I don't fully trust this. Maybe it's all the death and destruction, but my danger sense is tingling. Let's go in stealthily.
>>1680727Wouldn't trying to go in unannounced be a bad idea then? Since that might trip off some kinda alarm at get us in trouble? I mean, so far things seem hospitable for us. Velvet Ear seems a kind rabbit skeleton.
>>1680703>Yes>Try to look presentable.
>>1680727dude, if she really wanted us dead we would have been the millisecond we stepped into THE HOLE. She turned a planet's core into potassium for Christ sake
>>1680709>>1680734You know what? Addendum: While he's announcing us at least ATTEMPT to look presentable.
>>1680710>>1680734>>1680703yeah i want to add to atleast TRY and look proper, we are entering Luna's home and she is a respectable lady/Elder God.
>>1680735What about all the things that tried to kill us on the way here? I just don't know if Luna is behind that door or something that wants us dead.
>>1680746Pork on MS-DOS?
>>1680703Could we ask him to polish our armor/cape for this? We want to be presentable.
>>1680746Two things. 1: All the shit that's tried to kill us minus that hedge defense thing was not Luna's creation. That was some leftover bullshit from some dead gods.2: This is Luna's home, I don't see why something that would want to kill us would be in here. Hell, Velvet Ear is proof that not everything wants to kill us.
Time to Count, my friends I hope you choose well, children.
>>1680751For all we know, those leftovers could have gotten in here. We could be falling for a Venus fly trap by following velvet ear.
>>1680755Haha, I doubt that anything dangerous could've made it this deep into her castle. We've kind of been seeing the results of things trying to storm the castle. Death.
>>1680755The eyes brought us to this exact place, and they lead the user to what the person wants most.
>>1680758But I want a good story the mostnot necessarily victoryand a good story always has conflict, conflict that you can't just bumblefuck through, but conflict that the character has to struggle with and understand and learn and grow from....Shit
The votes>Be announcedY7 votesN2 votes>Take the stairs or listen to the eyes>Take the stairs was never questioned>Clean yourself up>Has overwhelming support>A: "It's been so long...Hold up. I need to look my best.">Z: "Masha always wook best. He'sh to coowah for shoowa.">A: "Hush, you. It's too perilous of a situation to be cute.">Z: "Can' hewp it.">???: "Shall I be of assistance?">The skeleton approaches with three long-legged steps>He creaks and clacks as he does so>A handkerchief emerges form his pocket>It's flawless>Pristine and white>He brushes the scratches out of your armor>The dried blood>The dirt>He even throws one of the pesky worms out from inside your hair>Susan tries to eat it>He snatches it from her>???: "Bad for you.">He chides>Susan pouts as he nears the end of his task>Where he reaches>For your glasses>Your brain is alight with the Skull Lord's magic treasure>He can't take these>You'll be lost>Won't you?>He could send you anywhere>lead you into anything>If you don't have these>They're yours>You earned them>???: "Now if we just relieve you of these you'll be quite presentable.">What do?
>>1680774>Let him.Trust, gentlenons.
>>1680774Take off the glasses, but put them in our pocket or something. Don't let HIM take them.
>>1680774Put the glasses in our pocket
>>1680774Obviously this is Quest trying to prevent us from Eyesing our way through any given puzzle, i.e. using our Find Solution item to skip all the entertainment in Finding a Solution on our own.I'd say yes, accept the removal of the eyes, for a more entertaining quest.
>>1680774Just keep them in your pocket or Housevator.Definetly somewhere where they won't break.
>>1680774>"Is it alright if I just put them in my pocket or something instead? I don't like my stuff straying off of my person."
>>1680774Put the glasses away, but DO NOT give them to him.
>>1680774Just put them away ourselves We have pocketsMan does this man not know the shit we been through to get hereIt's like he's acting all shady on purpose
>>1680774Just have the glasses stored on our person. It has nostalgic value of the time we freed a bunch of people of their mortal coil of torture
just becareful with those glasses, they turned the last person who used them into the Asshole we knew then. They might be a corrupting influence that should be used as little as possible.
>>1680779Adding words for funsies>"Yeah, they are kinda dorky. But I'd rather not lose 'em. I had to go through quite a big to get them. I'm sure you understand."
>>1680794To be fair, I don't think he knows that our glasses are a magical artifact. I think he just thinks they're stupid looking glasses.
>Put the eyes in your pocket.
The Votes>Let him2 votes>Stash them yourself8 votes>Ask why2 votes>You draw back from the clattery servant>You reach up>The glasses glow once more>They are giving off a lot of energy>You're not sure why>You're immune to whatever it is they are attempting>You slip them off>The light fades>A: "I know they're not Designer Gucci or anything.">You smirk>A: "I had to beat up a super-nerd to get em though so uh...I'd rather not lose these.">You slip the glasses into your front pocket>A: "Not to mention how many OCs had to die so I could use them to get here.">???: "Ah. Very good, sir.">He steps back and opens the door you>Ahead lies something you've seen before>in a dream>A: "The tower...tallest of them.">The stairs>It's her stairs>Not quite the same>Your dream left out some details>Like the remnants of plush rich green carpet>The painting of a field of white and soft lavender flowers at the entrance>This is a fortress of dark and enormous power>Decorated like a grandmother's mansion>You can't stifle a 'Heh' as you approachhttps://youtu.be/KpOtuoHL45Y>You step onto the first of the ascending stones>You feel it>You feel the presence>At the base of your skull>It's ignited>Just like before>A: "Luna!">You run>Blindingly fast>Muscles snaps ahead of you, swinging from the ancient beams overhead>You bound past busts of horrors>Some of them resemble people>Some deformed people>Some just plain nightmares>You don't care>You let the moonlight from outside flash past you as you climb>Higher>Higher>You hear a voice echo through the castle>???: "ANNOUNCING! HIS YOUNG LORDSHIP! ANONYMOUS MCMOOT!">BLAM!>YOU BURST THROUGH THE DOUBLE DOORS!>???: "TO SEE HER MAJESTEHHH...the QUEEN!">There>At the back of a hall towering into the space above>Nestled in the arms of a titanic beast>Tall and long as the Titanic itself>A tiny light>It's Pink>There's only the two bodies here>The monster>...and...hers>A tiny thing>Dainty even>Clothed in perfect black cloth>With a tiny hat>...and elbow-length gloves>To her chest she clutches a stuffed rabbit>It's Red>With a green half of it's face>Somehow untarnished by time>You can't hear her...but you have done it>You have found her resting place>Luna>Is in here>SomewhereYou just have to get her back...what do?
>>1680851"MOOOM I'M HOOME!!! MOOOM!!! MOOM I'M HOME!"
>>1680851Try calling out to her. Ask if she's here or not. When calling out to her, call her Mom.
>>1680851>float up to her bodyWell shit, now what do we do?
>>1680851>Present the Gem to Her
>>1680851>>1680874Supporting. Legit, my eyes watered at the corners for 「Mom」 and 「Home」.
>>1680851Give luna the gem
Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1680851You know how we used our Will to feel across space and time to find Zombina when our housevator was dispelled?Do that. But with mom.
>>1680874https://youtu.be/GgoC9ocahYM?t=238skip to 3:58
>>1680851Combine the gem and the sax then play a song for mom.
>>1680851Hmm. First of all, let's try to call to the presence we felt. Afterwards, investigate the light. Oh, and keep our eyes out for a book that may or may not be here. It's probably important.
>>1680866>>1680867>>1680903Mushy mushy.Hi, A carson dess.
The votes>Call out8 votes>Approach1 vote>Present the gem2 votes>WILL call1 vote>A: "Luna!?">Silence>Your own voice>A: "Mom!?">An echo which comes back so long it feels like someone answered but...>They didn't>You hear nothing>No one>You're all alone>In an alien world>Standing in front of something impossible to take in>You've seen death by now>This is different>Worse>You feel her>You can't see her>or hear her...>A: "I- I came home, Mom.">You swallow>A: "I came back for you.">You walk forward>Slowly>Muscles contorts somewhat>His skin ripples>Something's wrong>???: "Do you know what's wrong with this place?">You start>A: "Will you fuck off!? I have to find her!">???: "You have.">He nods to the beautiful little body>Cradled in a monster's arms>???: "She's there.">A: "No. She's not.">You smack your own head for emphasis>A: "I feel her. I KNOW she's here!">???: "She could be in there too.">A: "What?">He vanishes>Reappears in your face again>???: "She could always be...a memory.">Your body wants to collapse for a moment>This automaton has suggested the impossible>A: "No!">You push him back>He walks to keep his balance but never stumbles>A: "There has to be something else...something I'm missing I-...">???: "Do you know what's wrong with this pla-">A: "No! AND I DON'T CARE! All I care about is getting back Luna!">???: "...Why would she tell you that was her name?">A: "Wh-">???: "Only her loved one's called her that.">A: "Because she loved me.">???: "...to everyone else. She was just the Queen.">A: "Queen of what?">???: "Queen of everything.">You glare>Then turn back to the task at hand>You were told from the start this was like trying to fight the ocean you were swimming in>To fight death>To do the impossible>That's who you are>Who you've chosen to be>You're not sure...but you have the tools she led you toward>The Gem>Your old Sax>Your WILLWhat do, Anonymous?What do you do now?
>>1680851Give her a call
>>1680950OK, nope. Fuck this. The glasses were trying to fucking tell us something. Put the skull lord eyes back on and have our request be to BRING HER BACK!
PLAY A SONG
>>1680950Imma just samefag my earlier suggestion:>>1680889>You know how we used our Will to feel across space and time to find Zombina when our housevator was dispelled?>Do that. But with mom.
>>1680950Check the glasses again.
>>1680950Play your sax, And put your will into it
>>1680950Hmm. I have a feeling that the Automaton might attack us if we put on the glasses. Let's put them on, but be aware of the damn thing, and be prepared for a fight.
>>1680950>Use your Sax and pour your WILL into a song to bring her back
>>1680950Well I guess we should make our wand now?That could help.
>>1680950>>1680958this"...I hope you don't mind that I have to wear the stupid glasses around you for a minute, Mom."
>>1680978>>1680974>>1680970>>1680965THE GLASSES WILL DOOM US YOU FOOLS
>>1680995SAYS FUCKING WHO!?
>>1680950Use WILL to find mother
>>1680995It won't hurt to at least check the other path before proceeding.
>>1680995Reminder that we are>IMMUNE TO FEAR>IMMUNE TO SUGGESTION>IMMUNE TO CHARMWhatever those glasses might do in exchange. It won't affect us.Also, guys, the skeltal as been pushing the "Do you know what's wrong with this place?" question a lot, maybe that's what we need to figure out.
>>1681014hm.....What if we ask the glasses to pinpoint us the way to "the thing that's wrong with this place"?
>>1681014The players aren't immune to suggestion though.Yo Quest. Can you check if the players are immune to fear?
>>1681038>>1681038STEEL WILL>IMMUNE TO FEAR>IMMUNE TO SUGGESTION>IMMUNE TO CHARMFor a clarificationIt is time, childrenOnce again. To count.
>>1681053The players, Quest. Not the character.
>>1681062Ahhaha all of you have the power of being>Metaand do not have stats are immunities.Some of you might be harder to fear or charm than others but well...everyone can be wrong about who to trust, and anyone can be afraid
>>1681075>everyone can be wrong about who to trust,>and anyone can be afraidAwesome! I wanna be wrong about who to trust, that sounds like a fun piece of interactive fiction.Who else hype for being afraid?
The votes>Call again1 vote>Check the Skull Lord's Eyes. Fuck wit his vision9 votes>Play a song to call out to her4 votes>use your WILL connection2 votes>Assemble the Wand1 vote>A: "This doesn't make any sense.">You flip the spectacles out>???: "Please don't.">A: "What did I tell you?">???: "To fuck off.">A: "Why haven't you?">???: "I don't serve you.">A: "Do you serve Luna?">???: "I obey the orders she left me. I clean. I polish. I guide. I protect.">A: "Well go polish one off, Bunny Boy.">You slip the glasses back on>Aahhh >At last>Clarity>You whisper your desire to it>A: "I want her back. I need to bring Luna Back.">You see the threads all around you>The one connecting you to her>It's tethered downward>Toward the floor>Then towards her body>You see what's happening>It has to cross over so many paths>So many other threads>Tied to her>Tied to the body that holds her>The last one>The last little pink thread>Is connected to her stuffed Rabbit>You feel a compulsion>An answer to your question>A: "The rabbit...">You begin to stalk forward>A: "She's trapped in there isn't she!?">???: "Stop.">A: "If I destroy it. I can get her back!">It has to be the way>Isn't it?>Doesn't it make sense>You don't get this place>Or what Luna's done>You do not care>The path before you is told plain>By the glasses at least>The fastest way>To get Luna back here>Is to destroy that Rabbit in her arms>???: "You should take those off. They are reckless. Destructive. It will harm her things.">You have conflicting messages here>You feel a tug on the back of your brain>The gem glows as you approach her body>It's awful to look at>So small>So fragile>How could she have ended up like this?>What is -wrong- with this place?What do?
>>1681136Well for fucking starters I -don't- destroy the rabbit.Try anything else.Calling with WILLPlaying a songGiving her the gemAnimate dead on memoriesTelepathy on the rabbit (?)Animate dead on the rabbitBut not destroying it.
>>1681136NONONONOONOONONONONONONONONONONONONNO! REGRET! REGRET! DON'T DESTROY IT! IF SHE'S IN THERE, WE SHOULDN'T DESTROY THE RABBIT! If she is in rabbit doll, then pick it up and try to mind read it.
>>16811361) take off the glasses first, that is doing something to us2) bring the gem to the rabbit
>>1681136Take them off.Something weird about those things.>>1681136Lets pull out our soon-to-be wand gem.Maybe that's the key.
>>1681136Use the glasses, ask them to show us what is wrong with this place
>>1681136>1) take off the glasses first, that is doing something to us>2) bring the gem to the rabbit
>>1681136Don't destroy the rabbit, at least not yet. That's a last resort. Take another look around the room, see if we can see anything else about it.
>>1681136>1)take off the glasses first, that is doing something to us>2) bring the gem to the rabbit
>>1681136>Use the glasses, ask them to show us what is wrong with this placeWe all know not to trust itBut it still lead us hereIt's a good tool to get startedBut this mystery is ours to solve
>>1681136Take off the glasses and move towards the rabbit. Take out the gem and see if anything happens if we place it on the rabbit. If nothing does combine the sax and gem to make our wand and activate it.
>>1681165Bring the gem to the rabbit
>>1681148OK. Now that I've had a second to calm down and think, take off the dumbass glasses. Those things are fucking worthless for anything other than directions. Secondly, let's take the rabbit and inspect it. Maybe try using our gem on it or something. But most importantly, DON'T DESTROY IT! WHATEVER WE DO, DON'T DESTROY IT!
>>1681136Luna is the source of our power... maybeSo maybe if we make the wand here, her soul will connect with the wand?
>>1681136DO NOT BREAK THE BUNNY, that's probably binding her soul here, or something.
>>1681209Anon has to activate the wand at the source of his power. Which is Luna so yeah.
The votesAssemble the wand2 votesBring Gem to the Bunny6 votesMind Read the Rabbit1 voteLook around1 voteTake off the Glasses4 votesAsk the glasses what is wrong?2 voteshttps://youtu.be/9E6b3swbnWg?list=RDCvFH_6DNRCY>You drag the glasses off>Shake your head>They're practically on fire with white hot gold energy>A: "Figures.">You put them aside>Then remove your gem>???: "Is that...">You hold it up to the light>Pink specks of energy wash across you>Then down onto the tiles>Somehow you can still see the threads>Or rather>At least one>Yours>and Hers>Her's doesn't go anywhere>Isn't attached to anything>Just you>In your heart>You approach>You are a spec on the ocean of perfect emerald tiles beneath you>You reach Luna's body>The gem is sparkling now>You reach for the rabbit>It's soft>It's warm>When you touch it you feel something>A tingle>A twinge>A knife of agony in your brain>Are you being attacked?>No>Sorrow>You feel sorrow again>Because for the first time>You're within feet of the body of someone you love>You can't reach them>They cannot hear you>Muscles quakes>He hates this feeling>He wants to smash the rabbit and be done with it>You shake him off>Your human hand clasps the little creature>Then you hold it to you, feeling almost guilty for taking it away from her>Her body looks so peaceful>It's dressed beautifully>You reach for her fingers, the rabbit tucked into your hoodie>They crumble>Like sand>You pull back>Then look down>You step away>Hold the rabbit out into the beams of pink energycont
>>1681291>>1681291>A: "Luna.">...>A: "Luna!">...>A: "I know you're here! I know you can hear me!">The rabbit reacts>It's eyes flash>You feel something stir in your chest>???: "She's...dreaming?">Your mind begins to put the pieces together>Luna was teaching you more than just magic>She was trying to show you the truth>The whole truth>That no one else saw>She taught you her methods>A: "I- I have a body.">You grip the rabbit>And the gem>A: "I can feel her soul...">You gaze up into the sky>A: "Why couldn't I just..."RAISE DEAD?YN
>>1681293YWe must free her from the N.A.P
Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1681293If the radiance of a thousand Y were to burst at once onto the thread...
>>1681293>NI want to investigate more, there has to be another wayI dont want Zombie Luna
>>1681293Yes. Grab her, grab her soul and bring her back to us! Take that soul back from the void and into our loving arms! It doesn't matter where, in our gem, in the rabbit, in her body, in US, just bring her back!
DIDN'T YOU SAY SHE WASN'T DAD
>>1681303I am become critfail.Destroyer of worlds.
>>1681303We'll at least we got rid of this shit roll
Rolled 14, 16 = 30 (2d20)>>1681315I'll get rid of two more shit rolls.
Rolled 19, 6, 10, 3, 5, 15, 11, 7, 4, 12, 8, 6, 14, 8, 5, 1, 20, 7, 13, 13 = 187 (20d20)>>1681326Fuck it, just reset the dice
Rolled 10, 13 = 23 (2d20)>>1681330But now we don't know WHAT the next roll will be!
>>1681337But it's random, there's no knowing what we'll get anyways.
>>1681344well we were going to get 17 beforenow we'll get like 6 or something
>>1681293No, we aren't raising dead.We need more than raise deadWe need SOUL BOND
Rolled 7 (1d10)There is a chorus if yes echoing throughout the thread.There is only one thing left to do now.>You furrow your brow>Your grit those teeth>Will>Your WILL was the start of all this>Being strong>Holding in the pain>Using it to heighten your emotions>Spur you to action>It has always been the way>This world has taken everything from you>Over>and>Over>It would try to keep everything good from you>Every -one- that loved you would be gone if not for your desire to fight back>This place says it's dead>Says there's nothing left to use or fight for>Even the rabbit thinks so>Not you>You close your eyes>When they open>They are a golden flame>With black searing pits>A: "I'm coming, Luna.">You grip the rabbit in one hand>Gem in the other >A: "I'm coming, Mom." ACCEPT THE GIFTROLLWILL!
We need to bind her soul to the gem, obviously
Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1681404GOOOOO
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1681404CHECK THIS ONE
Rolled 2 (1d20)
Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>1681404OH GOD
Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1681404AAAAAAA
>>1681404BABUSHKA I PROMISE TO SAVE YOU
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1681404For Momma
Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1681404FLESH FROM ASHESLIFE FROM DUST
Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1681404PLEASE MOMMY! PLEASE COME HOME TO YOUR BOY!
Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1681417CYKA BLYAT
>>1681404G-GO 20!DON'T FUCK UP
Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1681404I'm helping!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1681404MAMA
>>1681407Thanks Aku, babe
Rolled 12 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>1681404
Guys stop rolling, we made it. Don't risk a 1
Rolled 4 + 15 (1d20 + 15)>>1681404H-Here I go!
Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1681404>>1681444Fuck you.
>>1681444Already rolled, sorry, can't risk another 1.
Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1681404
Rolled 7 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1681404AAAAAAH, I DON'T LIKE PRESSURE!
Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1681404Fuck it, Rolling.
Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1681404>>1681452Fuck it.The Discord's going nuts, rolling for 20
>>1681476I guess you could say that the discord ishowling at the moon
>>1681483Bronies get out roooooo
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1681404Rolling first, reading later.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1681404
ROLL FOOLS UNTIL WE HAVE A 1 OR 20
>>1681407>>1681407WINNER!https://youtu.be/WsC0jG1M5jA>25 total>without>a single>1>You are Anonymous>You've watched yourself die>You've seen friends crumble to nothing before your eyes>Life has ripped you to pieces>You have always put yourself back together>Now>Now you need more>More power than ever>You reach up>Into the pitiless starless sky>You reach THROUGH the Rabbit>Inside is a single thread>A neon pink one>That ties to your beating heart>A: "I'll become it...I'LL -BE- THE THING LIFE TOOK AWAY FROM ME! You need light, world!? WELL HERE IT IS! Bring some sunscreen!">You pull doll down>Take a breath>A: "Or you're gonna get burned.">You BURST FORTH>Golden energy blasts concrete and tile and bone and dirt and death away from you>You reject it>You reject loss>Pain>This fate>You TAKE THE STRING>You pull>With everything you have>The gem sears in your palm>Muscles Grips it even tighter>You feel like the moon is getting closer>Deeper>Your body begins to split>Your skin cracks>Your teeth vibrate from the power coursing through you>You don't care>The Moon is so close now>The connection is deeper than ever>A: "Luna! Can you hear me! I'm here! I'm here for you! Luna! LUNA CAN YOU HEAR ME!?">Your heart stops>As the cloud filled sky is sucked into true oblivion>Pure inky blackness>As the moon...>Opens>Your question is answered>As an eye>As wide as an Ocean>Stares back at you from above>It's ublinking>Infinitely deep>A lens into the void itself Yes. >It whispers>A: "Did I do it?" Yes... >The pupil phases down>Lowering through the glass>You see stars inside>No>Souls>A near immeasurable amount>Swimming inside Find me. >A: "..." Come find me. >You have found the portal>Into THE VOID>Realm of all lost Souls>The thread shines bright>Your heart beats strongWhat...do?
>>1681532>Follow the Thread>Keep her talking>Tell her about everything you've done
>>1681532WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK?! FIND HER!
Well. There's only one thing to do. Get those glasses out. Find her.
>>1681532PUT ON THOSE NERDY-ASS GLASSES TELL THEM TO FIND LUNA'S SOUL AND JUMP IN TO FIND HERLUNA DIDN'T RAISE NO BITCH
>>1681532Hold onto that thread. It's gonna be a trip.
>>1681545>>1681546ARE YOU TWO FUCKING INSANE!? AFTER THE EYES JUST FUCKING TOLD US TO DESTROY THE ONE THING THAT COULD SAVE HER?!
>>1681532whatever happens, don't let go of that thread
>>1681555Can we tie it to our self?
>>1681532Well now, we grab a hold of that thread, and:We go inand go inand go in like the US Marshall and his 3 daughters.
>>1681532>>1681537This Keep her talking Shower her with love She's been gone so long Let our love for her guide us
>>1681532Follow the thread to its source?
>>1681532Yee haw, we're going in. Follow the thread, and don't forget that we can fly!
>>1681569>>1681539>>1681532Yes, keep talking to her. Give all our loving to her
>>1681537This sounds real nice. Support
>>1681532>>1681569A sound plan.
>>1681547>>1681569Oh and lets maintain communication with Luna. Might even give us directions if we're lucky.
>>1681591>asking a woman to give you directions when she herself is lostanon...
>>1681532Wrap that string around your arm so as to keep it with you, I want that thing to be shining a neon pink to light the sky!
>>1681622Marco Polo, cold or hot. I'm not expecting her to, but it'd be nice if she could help lead us to her.
INTO THE DARKNESS!!!! FOR LOVE AND BLODD!!!
>>1681532>>1681537Supporting. We're coming for ya, Mom!
Votes>Follow the thread18 votes>Use the Glasses2 votes>FIND HER (will)2 votes>You stare into the void>Into that darkness>A: "I promised I would bring you back.">You walk as the stars do>Without gravity to hold you down>You begin to ascend>You wrap the thread as tight as you can around your palm.>You pull your little Zombie clutch of heads safely into your pocket dimensional house>Then>You soarhttps://youtu.be/tK7Aif72BoA>From the forgotten world>Into the place where all things end>You are Anonymous>Where others fade>You shine>Where others falter>You charge ahead>You traversed the unseen places>Through horrid worlds>Across the bodies of those who fought fate>Fought the WILL of the truly determined>Here you are>Leaving even that behindI've missed you, Anonymous>A: "I missed you too. I've gotten stronger. Just like you said."I knew they couldn't stop you. No one can.>A: "It's because of you.">You smileNo.>A: "You blink the mist from your eyes as infinite darkness takes you in full>As the shimmering remains of the living glitter past>They whisper of hope>Of what they strove for>Of what can no longer be>Of the light they could see in their hearts but never saw in the world>Now they see you>A: "It was! You made me this way! Gave me the chance to choose a-...and I used it!"No.>A: "I defeated monsters! Crushed their skulls for trying to hurt my friends. With the fire you put inside me!"That fire came from your anger. Your beautiful, perfect anger at the world for sending monsters into your life.>You pull the thread>Follow it deeper in>A: "I was what you said I could be. A hero! A king! People believe in me now!"They simply see in you what I did. Someone who is not afraid to go beyond his limits. Someone who deserves what he wants.>You see a star ahead>A beacon>All alone>A single flickering pink flame in the sea of blackI found you. You were the one who willingly accepted the choice.>You pull harder>Leaving behind throngs of desperate dead>They cling to your armor>They snatch at your soul>A: "You showed me the truth! You gave me a chance!"The one who made you.The one who gave you your power...and had the strength to wield it...>You are hereWas you.>You look down at the little flame>It's not like the other souls>It's small>Intensely bright>Formless>You pull the thread down to the sourceDo you know what happens if you fail, dear?>A: "...I don't."I'm dead, Anonymous. I love you...but it seems after all my eons of battle I am undone. Disconnected...you would need to bring be wholly back. To the world of the living. By binding the end of my thread to your own. Should you fail...neither of us will ever return.Are you sure?Are you sure?
>>1681703Mom..... we wouldn't've come this far for nothing. OF COURSE WE'RE SURE!
>>1681703Rolls give us strength. Tie it.
>>1681703HAHAHAHA YESYESYESMOMMA OVER EVERYTHING
>>1681703We came all this way, saying no would be stupid.
>>1681703Hey, we didn't come this far to not do it. We have made our peace. If we die now, there wouldn't be much to live for anyways.NOW LET'S ROLL THOSE DICEEAT THOSE NAT 1SAND FUCKING DO THIS THING
>>1681703Very well, it seems like we have no other choice. We'll do it. We're sure, we've come all this way, might as well go all in.
>>1681703Maybe.I don't know.Can you repeat the question?
>>1681703NO DOUBTS HERE MOM. LETS DO THIS
>>1681729>If we die now, there wouldn't be much to live for anyways.Jesus, don't be so fatalistic.We met her less than a month ago, and there's till the girls.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1681703Yeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXkgn3QUA2wI'm willing to stake my dice on it.Either we end this session with Mom in tow or we end this quest with nothing to show for it.
Theres a thing called being TO close
>>1681703You mean to vaguely imply that we can't just find a beautiful body for you to possess? like Eclipsa's?
Welp this might be itAnd i just want you all to know It's been realNow let us head forth TOWARD THE OUR FUTURELET'S MAKE IT HAPPENFOR MOMMA
>>1681703All of my YES.
And don't forgethttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2hYDIFDIU
>>1681711>>1681711>There's one flicker of doubt before your heart re-steels itself>>1681738>You're not sure about any of this>A: "Life...death.">You pick up the flame>A: "What does any of it matter? If I don't have you?"Anonymous...>Her voice is rain>An ocean breeze>You pull the flame into your chest>Where your thread lies>Where her's will need to reside>As it passes into you>You fall>Stars race past you>Souls fall silent>Breath leaves you>You see nothing but threads now>Drifting>Listless>Then you look down>To where so many of them meet>In a nexus of tangled webs>Some never touch>Some are practically the same cord>You look back to your own thread>Little Golden thing>You hold Luna tight>You feel your soul...break>You scream>Your eyes alight>Then you're awake>Alone>In a place that's...>A: "Beautiful..."https://youtu.be/S-Xm7s9eGxU>Around is a world who's sky is a perfect wash of cotton clouds>Saturated with a deep luscious blue>Which hangs over a courtyard with white/yellow stones>Which form a path>Lined by conifer trees>You see flowers blooming everywhereEverything was different when I was little girl>A: "I don't understand."Everything was one. Seamless. The world wrapped around me as a summer without end. All I knew were the green places. The good places. Rich grass. Tall trees. Open fields. Dark hollows to hide in. It was so simple...>A: "Where are we?">Luna is silent for a moment>You hear footsteps>You whirl>A figure stands at the end of the path>A little girl>She doesn't face you>Her shoes are caked in dew>She wears knee-high socks>A simple little purple gress>With a head of wild curling hair>Black as Pitch>She turns>Looks through you>Her eyes are emerald stars>???: "Luna! Luna darling come back here!">???: "You'll never catch me, Papa! I'm free!">Her laughter rolls into the air like a songbird>Or a thunderclap>Your bones ache when you hear it>A: "That was you?"It was. Before everything.>A: "What do I need to do?"Listen. Then...>A: "Then?"I fear you'll have to destroy everything, dear.Just like I did.cont
>>1681855>>1681855>You clench your first>A: "Good.">You pull the thread>It leads toward a towering fortress>Framed by those perfect white clouds>In this world of greener things...and greener places>You intend to see it burn>A: "That's the family business."SESSIONEND!Anonymous you will have to learn now.You will come to understand.How cruel can be the fateful hand.Your story bell has all but rung.When it's over...Will you still be her Sun?yuhNEXT SESSION THURSDAYJULY 20THat 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIMEBring your notebooks, gentlemen.It's time for answers. At last.
>>1681856"Mother, when we get out of this place, i need to know; would you like a Corndog?"
>>1681856Bendito seas Quest.Thanks for running, is good be back.
>>1681856I'm sure everything will turn out fine, and in no way will we screw anything up.Great session Quest, it's good to be back.
>>1681855>>1681856>Burn it all down... OK.Let's do this. From the top, y'all.We bring forth apocalypse atop the fortress. We will bring her back.
>>1681856I swear to God, Luna you better have a damn good reason for all of this.
>>1681856Yeeeeees, sir. Blessings upon you and thank you for all your effort!
>I fear you'll have to destroy everything, dear.Just like I did.Do we have to?
Doesnt hurt so much if you laugh about ithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FTJxfV3pc
>>1681856Just read through the backlog for this quest.Got to say, did not expect this ride when I got on but I can't wait to see where the hell this is going.Lead on you mad bastard, Lead on!
>>1681856Aw shit yeah.We're gonna get our wand.We're gonna connect with luna.We're gonna be strong enough to not only prevent the world (and fate) from taking what we love, but to start taking BACK stuff from the world.We're gonna murder the shit out of LudoWe're gonna cuck the shit out of MarcoWe're gonna ally with someone who can hold off the MiBsAlso I wonder.If Star could feel what we feel right now, would she still view us as an enemy?What about Sky and Emperor Trump?
SESSION STARThttps://youtu.be/pUZeSYsU0Uk>You are Anonymous>The Phenonymous>Anomalous>A young man from a world of hurt>Currently dead>No>No wait you're not yet dead>You're just among them>That's where you've had to go>To get back Luna>Your mentorIt's so good to be here with you, darling. At the end of all things.>She's told you just how to save her>To bring her back>You need to bind her string of fate to yours>She's saved your life>Time to return the favor>By destroying her afterlife>You are standing in a courtyard under a perfect blue sky>A moment ago you just saw your mentor's childhood self>She was a wild little thing>Mangle of puffy black hair>Searing green eyes>Spattered in mud>With a smile so bright it made your heart stop for a secondI'm flattered. Truly.>The off-white tiles under your feet lead to two places you can see>Ahead, down an immense slop to the shore of a crystal clear lake>Back, toward an expansive path which leads to a towering castle>Opulent>Rich in decorative carvings>Everything here is so still>So rich in color>A kind of depth to the light exists here>A peace>That you have never experienced>Luna's thread leads toward the castle>Her childhood self ran towards the lake>The woods around you are dense and seem to beckon with their cool, humid shadowsYou have to choose the way now. There are eyes on me here. Dangerous forces are about. Even in this place. Be careful, my child.Show no mercy.What do?
>>1687451Follow the thread
>>1687451>Make for the castleEverything else is a distraction.She doesn't need any of this.She needs us.
>>1687451Time to do what we've set out to do since day one! FOLLOW THREAD TO SAVE MOM!
>>1687465Addendum: If I may ask, dearest mother, what exactly are we supposed to do to "destroy your afterlife?" Do we kill the adorable child you? Do we burn everything to the ground? Destroy what's at the end of this thread? I would love some guidance for once.
>>1687451Follow the thread, be prepared to kill everything. You know the deal.
>>1687451>go to the woods>Ask Luna if there's anything else she'd like to share with us and if she has any advice on her to burn this place to the ground. This is her memory, she knows a lot more about everything here.>Ask Luna if we have to kill or do anything with her smaller self, or if we should take care not to hurt her
The votes>Follow the thread7 votes>Follow Luna's childhood ghost0 votes>Into the woods, the greener places1 voteYes. Let's waste no time. I'm already weary from these illusions.>A: "How do I do this?">Luna's silent at first>You think you can feel her staring at your surroundings>It->It feels good to have her back in your head>You felt empty before>You're not sure if that's good or badThis place is dear to me. It's meant to keep the core...my 'self' tied to it. Whatever part of me was present at the center of my being. It's here. Except whoever made it must have made it wrong...>A: "How do you know that?"I was happy here. It's true...but it didn't last. The peace was a lie. Discovering that lie taught me many things, Anon. Perhaps revealing it could help loosen this place's grip upon me. Perhaps we should just tear the whole thing down to the bedrock.>You exit onto the main road>It's as wide as a highway>Lined with explosions of color that one might mistake for flowerbeds>Servants are about>Men>Women>All dressed humbly>With a matching crest upon their backs>Of a prism>A crystal>A carriage is being pulled toward the castle>It's being dragged by a bear-man with three heads>A giraffe-man vanguard stalks behind it>???: "Make way! Make way for the prince!">The castle waits behind you>Ahead lies the carriage>On the sides of the path the servants are clearing the way>You see a furry body rooting through the grassWhat do?
>>1687562Hungery FlamesLets show momma some of our new tricks, yeah?
>>1687562Alrighty then, so sweet momma, how do you propose we tear this down to bedrock? Just go in guns blazing, destroying everything in our wake? Kill that prince guy to cause some panic? Continue to the castle in search of a better target? I have never been more open to suggestions.
>>1687562>perhaps>>1681855>i fearIs Mommy even sure this is the right way to get her outta here?
>>1687562>Follow the carriageThis is all just chaff. Meaningless. Once we get to the heart of things, then we can take it apart.
>>1687576ThisWhatever this furry prince is doing here, there must be some kind of occassion.I say we wait until everyone is together before we start the massacre
>>1687580I agree, get everyone into one place the little princess can see, then MASSACRE WAVE
>>1687576supporting. there has to be something we can do to "destroy her afterlife" more practically than killing everything individually. Hopefully we'll see it the deeper we go. If not, at the very least everyone being in one spot makes the job easier.
>>1687562>>1687584know what? that thread is leading directly to the core of the world so if we get there then we will know how to destroy it
>>1687562>just follow the thread m8
>Attack now Rip and then Tear and then Rip1 vote>Follow the Carriage6 votes>Ask for more guidance1 vote>You glare at the creatures dragging that carriage>A: "Are those monsters?"Beastmen. The same, really. A rose by a different name.>A: "Heh. Still just as ugly."You little rogue.>You ignore the little body in the grass>You spot it sprinting off into the woods as that voice calls out again>L: "Sir Bounce! Sir bounce come here!">It yips with a galloping gate off toward the phantom of your master>A: "You had pets?"I had as many as I could get.>You look down into your human palm>You pull>The thread shimmers>Directly pushing you toward the castle>A: "We'll find the roots...then rip them out."An excellent notion.>You float your way there>Outpacing the carriage by a league at least>When you land the castle courtyard practically burns your eyes>Flowering bushes dominate the windows>Even more servants>This time pudgy women>With cheeks>Tattooed in roses?>The main door begins to open>A knight emerges>His shoulders are as high and wide as the entranceway>???: "Thank you, Brendus.">???: "My lady.">He sounds like he's at the end of a mile-long hallway of metal>A woman emerges from the door>She's tall>Fierce>Perfectly dressed in dark purple>With a silver crown on her head>...and Prism marks on her cheeks>A silence hangs before the tank-knight bellows>B: "Away with you lot!">He grumbles at the servants>B: "Her majesty is meeting with the Beast Prince. Tend yer flowers elsewhere!"Always was a grouch.>???: "Brendus. No outbursts with our guest so close...">B: "Y-yes. My Queen.">A: "Who is that?"Isn't it obvious?My mother.What do?
>>1687636...... You know, Mom. So far OUR most painful memory, one that completely shattered us, was when you died..... I'm thinking we replicate that, but with fake young you.
>>1687643Clarification, I mean we kill Luna's mother. That should have reality and "peace" come crashing down here.
>>1687636>>1687648This, and afterwards follow the thread
>>1687643dewit. follow the thread afterwards as well.
>>1687636Im curious,keep watching.>>1687648Hmm,I doubt that is how we solve this.
>>1687636Keep watching.If nothing interesting happens, keep following the thread.
>>1687670Supporting both the mom killing and the thread following
>>1687636>Wait and observe. There could be an opportunity here.
>>1687636>>1687663>>1687678nvm, too many people, lets follow the thread and if we can kill her later
>>1687636If we can falseflag the notMewmans to be attacking the beastmen, getting this world to burn will be a lot easier. Ask Luna where the armory is or if she knows of any guards we can kill and replace.What we're doing here is terrible. It must be done but it's terrible.
>>1687670Sounds like a great plan,
>queen has cheekmarks>wanting to kill a powerful monarch right in the middle of her court surrounded by her soldiersDo you faggots think we could take on Moon as well?
>>1687699How is destroying a prison meant to keep our mother imprisoned for all eternity terrible? That's like saying it's terrible to kill video game characters.
>>1687714it's not so much the Doing What Has To Be Done as much as What Has To Be Done. Indeed, it's not terrible to play a game where you kill people; just, don't end up a Columbine Shooter beyond it is all.
>>1687714Having to slaughter simulated innocents is a horrible thing to do, especially if they beg and plead to live like the actual real things, not only for Anon to have to experience, but also for Luna. She's going to have to watch her childhood home get razed to the ground and her family slaughtered through the eyes of the person committing the atrocities.
The votes>Long live The Queen (not)4 votes>Follow the Thread1 vote>Watch the gears spin4 votes>Play the fools against each other1 voteA tie.How interesting.>A: "What?"Nothing, dear. It's just this moment. I'm curious as to how it plays out.>A: "Why?"I never saw it. It's not from my memories. I knew it was happening but it's second hand. Manufactured.>A: "I thought this whole place was manufactured?"Not all of it. Sometimes a memory is the purest version of something there is.>The carriage arrives>No fanfare>The Bear creature lowers his load with a groan>The servants scurry away without a whisper>Giraffeman lumbers up toward the Queen>She stares up at him as if he were trying to wash her windshield at a stoplight>He looks displeased>Still>He bows>G: "Your majesty. Presenting his royal Highness. The Prince of Feralia. Heir to the throne of bones.">His voice is buttery sweet and smooth>Like an organ with a sexy head-cold>G: "Septarian. Of the Lacertilia clan.">Your eyes bug out>That thing>Stepping down from the cart>Is the spitting image of someone you've met before>A: "Lizard-dude."No, darling. >You screw your eyes upThe one you met is a bit more reserved than this.>You draw Muscles' claw out>Spikes begin to rattle out of your skin>A: "Enough."Enough what?>A: "Enough waiting!">Your temper is a little riled>You've sat back and watched too much>For too long>You want to smash something>Or someone>S: "Your highness.">The lizard looks around>S: "Where is your lovely daughter?">Smash the Lizard>Smash the Queen>Smash an object>Try to calm down>Leave
>>1687754>>Try to calm downThe Lizards are practically immortal, best not smash anyone now.
>>1687754>Smash an object
>>1687754>Try to calm down
>>1687754Woah there boyLets get that lore firstTHEN we rip and tear.
>>1687754I suggest that rather than smashing, we use Massacre wave
>>1687754I shall continue with smashing queen
>>1687754>>Try to calm down
>>1687754>charge up a massacre wave while asking what this kingdom is called>shout "Death to the Septarian liggers! Long live [name of kingdom] and fire at the lizard.
>>1687754>Calm Downwe need to keep a cool head about this, do not let emotions control us
>>1687765changing vote to>Try to calm down
>>1687782>>1687773Changing my vote, this sounds great.
>>1687754>Try to calm downLet's not get violent quite yet. We should try to get some more information before we start to recklessly kill things.We should stick around for a little while longer, and then continue to follow the thread.
>>1687754backing this >>1687782
>>1687782Oooo what a clever plan.
>>1687782Smart, I love it!!
>>1687754>>1687763Changing to this >>1687782Let it all flow naturally
>>1687782Can we double or triple charge that suckerThe beam needs to be on wide. We need to blow off as much flesh in one go as possible. A clean shot through him won't cut it.
>>1687782this sounds good and all, but we need an escape route too
>>1687832The way we came.
I bet this is a Groundhog day situation and anything we do isn't going to do shit except flaring to whatever thing is keeping Luna imprisoned.
RIP Archduke Toff Septarian
i still think we should calm down, we need to be rational about this. Cold and Rational
The votes...>Activate the /pol/es and fire up the bass cannonKick it.>Don't interrupt me when I'm QMing, LunaStop writing whatever I say into the post, then. Then no one will ever know.>Accursed meta Goddess10 votes>Try to Calm down10 votesA dangerous tieSPECIAL EVENTwriting
>>1687872Do ties ever work out well outside of combat scenarios?We're not going to blow ourselves up by overcharging a Massacre Wave are we?
>You roll your arm>Light surges from your chest>The thread in your hands feels like a live wire>You grinAnonymous...have you been spell crafting?>A: "I don't even know what that is.">Muscles makes a middle finger>Which bursts into a bloom of a cannon barrel>You level it at the Lizard>A: "I spot a thot."One cannot -see- thoughts ano-Oh.Oh you're making a funny aren't you?>A: "Well I was try-"One of those... 'memes' your brain is riddled with.>A: "Well now I just feel ashamed of myself."I've looked over your memes.>A: "And?"You should be.>Ignoring the redness in your ears, and the mocking but comfort filled chuckles in your head you level your arm at the "Beastmen">IE the McLigger and crew>The Queen has started walking toward the Lizard>Fuck>Not the intended target>Q: "Luna's in the gardens. Her father and her have been playing since breakfast.">S: "I take it they won't be joining us?">Q: "Maybe.">S: "...">The queen looks her guest up and down>Q: "Though I certainly hope no-">That's then when the lizard kisses the queen>A: "YOOOOOHHHH!">Which is just before the Queen kisses his lizard lips back>A: "YYYYOOOOOOHHHHH!!"Father was right. How unfortunate.>Your arm is ready to blow>You're aiming at them both>The sudden absence of servants makes sense>Th-this is a little hot you think>Maybe?What do?
>>1687904FIRE! THEY'RE ALL ALONE! NO ONE WILL NOTICE! WE CAN FRAME THE LIGGER!
>>1687904Leave them be.
>>1687904DESTROY THEM ALL
>>1687904blow em to hell
>>1687904Reabsorb gun energy, take photo with phone ( make sure it's silenced )Show the kingLets create family drama before the death. We have to make this hell for her, right?
>>1687904NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEDIN SEE NUFFIN WALK AWAYMIND OUR OWN BUSINESSFOLLOW THE THREAD
>>1687904PURGE THIS MADNESS
>>1687904SLAY ALL THOTS
>>1687904GET THIS TO THE KING, REVEAL HER AS THE THOT THAT SHE IS, AND CREATE A HUGE FAMILIAL BREAK DOWN IN FRONT OF THE GIRL
>>1687904>Leave them be.>Cover Muscles, he is too pure to see this.
>>1687904I'm backing these folks >>1687920 >>1687927
>>1687926>>1687920Alright let's be calm about this. Take photo. Show king. Proceed to SLAY ALL THOTS afterwards.
>>1687904Thot begone, lets snap a picture and then send her to the shadow realm
>>1687904>take a picture of thisperfect blackmail
>>1687904STOP THAT SHIP BLAST THEM!!!
>>1687904Snap that picture, fire the laser out behind us towards the ground and fly off towards Luna and the king.
>>1687921How about noooIce these fools
>>1687904WEAR THE SCALE YOU GO TO HELL
>>1687920Lets make the photo a video.Harder to manipulate, and a lot worse to watch
>>1687904>>1687920>>1687991Here we go
>>1687904>>1687927fuck it, blast those fools
>>1687921>>1687920Alrighty,changing to this
Let the dreams be memesIt is time to count.What has been going on in your mind while I've been away? Crinkling? Is this another meme, darling?
>>1688003>>1687904NO TIES, CHANGE TO BLACKMAIL
>>1688008Cucking. And yes.
Des, you are being paged to the discord
>"des pikk a side bls"ha ha ha. naw i'm good senpai
>>1687920You know what, this seems like a good idea.
The votes>Reality r = currentState.getReality ( )vector<Thots> allThots = r.getAllThots( )delete allThots>Execute13 votes>Engage the cleverous>Devious>Awfulish>Blackmail Keikaku>To ruin the reputation of thots11 votes>CRRRAAAACKA-Kwee!Anon...>Luna sounds breathless>Almost surprised>Then you hear tone in truthYou make mommy so proud.>THOOOOOOOOOM>THE MASSACRE WAVE SEARS THE AIR>A: "Ooh baby!">Heads turn>Like actors on a stage>Suddenly realizing their audience was in the room>Brendus leaps off the stairs>B: "Get down, your highness!">A: "A triple.">The Lizard grips the Queen to him>Their flesh becomes bloody, radiated chunks together>They're left as a pair of bloody skeletons>Holding one another>A scar is burned into the earth>At their feet a mass of steaming metal rests>With a well done corpse still spewing viscera from his mouth>A scream is heard>You look behind you>A witness>A maid>The monsters are aghast>The bear especially>Be: "NOOOooOO!! The treaty! Our war!"what do?
>>1688059No one can witness if there's no one left to witness, REMOVE MAID!
>>1688059Raise the skeletons.Have them attack while charging a new Massacre Wave.
>>1688059Well, I dunno guys, wat do?
>>1688059"DEATH TO THE LIGGERS AND THEIR FILTHY WHORES" >RUN
>>1688074How, we unleash hell upon this world! For even daring to threaten our dearest mother!
>>1688059"I WAS ORDERED BY THE KING. RACE WAR NOW!"
>>1688059Backing this >>1688082This is too fucking great
>>1688075Support. WW1 FURRY RACE WAR NOW.
>>1688059>Kill the maid>sound the alarms. "THEY'VE KILLED THE QUEEN! THE BEAST MEN HAVE SLAIN THE QUEEN! TO ARMS MEN!
>>1688082ThisOnly because the mental image it gave me made me laugh my ass off
>>1688097>>1688059yeah, lets kill the maid and blame the monsters, start the war between them all!
>>1688059Kill the maid and the monsters.
>>1688134Either humans or monsters only. We want race war.
>>1688138Kill all witnesses and let the two sided blame each other.
>>1688082I am backing the FUCK outta this.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>The Votes>Kill the maid>She breathes>Therefore she is a thot5 votes>Raise the bodies>Disrespect the dead1 vote>Race War>Bro>Race war7 votes>Scream some shit and run2 votes>Delet Monsterkind2 votes>You slap your chest>A: "Bro!">The Bear turns all three of it's heads to you>A: "Race war!">Be: "Why!?">Muscles forms into a bat>You brandish him>A: "Race war!">Be: "Who put you up to this!?">A: "Who else! Your kind and ours could uh- Verily and uh-">Shit>These people might need the fancy talkRoll Bluff!>Charisma
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1688209Do it
Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1688209https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1D4Xz-3YE4&feature=youtu.be
Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1688209DON'T FUCK UP
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1688209
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1688209don't fuck up now
YOU FUCKING MISCREANTSI TOLD YOU TO BEHAVE YOURSELVES WHEN I WAS NOT AROUNDWHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA GO ALL MEEMEDGE WHEN IM NOT AROUND
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1688209EXTERMINATE THE LIGGERS
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1688209
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1688209
Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1688209/POL/ BLESS THIS ROLL
>>1688224We were flat out told to destroy this place by our mentor, plus it's not real.Might as well work out our edginess on things that don't matter than on things that do.
>>1688224We are behaving ourselves. We're listening to our Mommy.
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1688209
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1688209We got this
>>1688209Side note, what WAS your mothers name, Mom? Or.... what was our grandmother's name? The queen I mean.
>>1688224Honestly, this is probably the quickest and best way to do this. It's not the most moral thing to do, but these aren't exactly real people. If they were real this would be a pretty shitty thing to do.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1688209>1d20
>>1688225>>1688225WINNER!>>1688230+2>>1688231+2!>20 total>A: " -ahem- "https://youtu.be/XPU6uxNxeNQ>You think pretty blatantly in your head to Luna>HELP>>MEOh shush. You'll do fine.>How>Literally>You are as fancy as canned bread>Sophisticated as the rock that killed Abel>You do your worst>IE>Your best>A: "Nothing is more dear to the self than one's own people! In all the world! There can be nothing worth fighting for more than future of one's nation and home!">The bear narrows his black eyes>Be: "You don't look like a Mewman.">Ok>Ok that brings up a lot of questions>You ask Luna to tell you the name of the kingdom you're standing inMewmus, dear>O->Of course>The Queen?...Her name was Prismara>A: "He who control the youth controls the future! Queen Prismara didn't respect that! So the KING will bring all his might to BEAR against you.">The monster snorts in disgust>His long-necked partner draws a suspiciously humanly proportioned sword>G: "They attack us...insult us...AND THEY USE PUNS!?">You see something move in the pile of meat and bones>The lizard>His fancy boots are rolling away>Meat is growing from inside>Wut>No forreal>WAUTAh, that regeneration. So prodigious.>The maid scurries off>She's weeping like it's her sister's wedding day>A horn blows from up above>The monsters are ready to fight>A: "Oh thank fuck.">You smash a hole into the ground to warm up>A: "Violence."YOU FACE A GIRAFFE MANANDA THREE HEADED BEAR MANWhat do!?
>>1688334>Flee with the Maid, Shouting that they are attacking and killed the queen. To arms or something. Also get the maid killed, somehow infront of people.
>>1688338This but gut the maid. No mewman witnesses.
>>1688334Grab giraffe man and use him as a weapon against bear man!
>>1688334Turn Muscles into Soul Edge! COMBUST THE SWORD WITH HUNGERING FLAMES
>>1688348>>1688347You know what? Fuggit, attack maid!
>>1688347Yeah alright i don't see the problem with this so support
>>1688334>>1688347>>1688360Yes. Attack the maid, convince the monsters we're not on the Mewman's side. Then we follow the thread.
>>1688334BLOOD FOR BLOOD the maid, HUNGERING FLAME the Lizard-dude, and flee.
Quest hit something that fugged up his tire and shall be delayed for about an hour.
Quest is going to be out a little later than usually, he hit something on the way home
>>REPORT FROM DISCORD<<QUEST HIT SOMETHIN WITH HIS CAR AND IS CHANGING HIS TIERTHE QUEST IS STILL ON HOWEVERGIVE IT AN HOUR
>>1688526My lost hope in you?
>>1688534oh get your panties out of a twist
Official announcement!I am in the middle of trying to wrestle my tire off.BrB roughly another 30 minutes
HELLO, FRENQuest AliveHe is just very upset.SESSION PAUSEUntil Saturday3:00pm US CENTRAL TIMEBLESS THE RACE WARHAIL SATANYUH
>>1688596what did you hit?
>>1688713Hey, fuck you buddy; I'm working with what I've got.
>>1688656So we start a race warKill the king in front of Past!LunaThen what, do we kidnap Luna and dump her in a lake or something?
>>1689160Begin race warKill kingContinue to follow the thread to the "core" of this place. Destroy that too. Along with probably killing anyone who crosses our path. Not just because we're to destroy everything here, but also because they'll probably want our head on a pike.
>>1689183Have to agree. No point in being merciful in a memory / illusion.Gotta kill 'em all, even the pretty ladies, frail elderly, and children. An edgy as hell thing to do, but it's all fake and for the greater good.
>>1688656Shit, sorry to hear that man. Hope it all works out for ya.
>>1689233Do you really believe everyone is doing this for "greater good"? Notice that people choose the things that seem fun without really putting too much tought in it.We are supposed to destroy this world but nobody destroys a world by killing his inhabitants ONE BY ONE.So yeah,being all edgy is fun and if you are having fun while wasting your time then is not a waste of time. But we are not making any progress besides maybe getting EXP.
>>1689253How the hell else are we supposed to destroy everything? You gotta break a few eggs to kill everybody! Not like we have access to any form of a bomb or something. And you know what? I think killing the queen, and setting off a race war is a nice big step in destroying this place. Especially if it's so Queen dependent like our universes Mewni.
>>1689258The way I see it we just have to follow the thread until we get to the core and turn it off or something like that like it seems to imply in some posts >>1687562 >>1687636and I haven't found any post saying we have to kill anyone to destroy whatever this place is.And no, this >>1688059 doesn't mean anything besides confirming that Mom is psychopath.Dont try to sell me your tale of "wu huuv tu du dis fu mum" Lazer, I already know you.
>>1689274Really? The implications that I've been picking is that we have to basically ruin fakeluna's life, tear everything down and show her that peace is a lie in order to loosen this places grip on Mom. And what better way to destroy someone's life than to kill their mother. We know the pain. Even then, I highly doubt that at the end of the thread it'll be as simple as "turn it off" Also, if being proud of your son for using a spell that he's created on his own to destroy fake creations that have the intention of keeping him from someone he loves makes you a psychopath, then I guess Mom is extremely psychopathic.
>>1689274The way I see it, there's no reason we shouldn't do both. If there is a string we can easily unravel and break this prison, good, we'll take it. Hell, if it's hard to unravel I suggest doing that as well, it's just that prepping this world to destroy itself in war is the smart play; we should have a back up plan in the event that we cannot find a way to break her out without slaughtering everything and everyone here. It's something I don't want to do either but we're committed to this action and need to follow through if we want to get out of here with our soul intact.
>>1689299>>1689335My reasoning behind the "turn it off" was that in other stories about fake worlds like Matrix or Inception most actions inside the world dont have real repercussions.So I thought that killing fake people wouldn't help at all until rereading this post >>1687562 where I noticed that Luna said "Uncovering the lie that is peace might help to loosen this place's grip upon me" so mayhaps we are actually making progress,we will have to wait and see.Besides that, discussing the traits of a character doesn't help us at all but im gonna do it anyways.>Also, if being proud of your son for using a spell that he's created on his own to destroy fake creations that have the intention of keeping him from someone he loves makes you a psychopath, then I guess Mom is extremely psychopathic.That is quite specific,dont you think? You seethe actual reason she was proud is because we burned the meat of 3 people with a magic beam which is cool as fuck for us but still something that a sane character wouldn't consider as cool. You said you aren't a delusional psychopath but you just keep proving yourself wrong.
>>1689299>>1689335I agree with everything you guys are saying, I'm just kinda disappointed that we won't find out more about Mom's backstory.
>>1690098Can always ask her.Stuff like if she had school, what family life in the castle was like, how bad it hurt when she realized everything was a facade, stuff like that.
>>1689253>nobody destroys a world by killing his inhabitants ONE BY ONE.o( =o
>>1692439even Chara had to one-shot an entire timeline to destroy everything beyond the barrier.
>Light pours in through a set of high arched windows>Into the opulent hall of Castle Mewmus>Suddenly a scream!>The little pitter patter of maid-feet fill the hall>M: "Help! Guards! The queen's been killed! HELP!">Behind her, a figure comes racing>It swings from a hideously deformed limb>Jumps off the wall>M: "Please! Don't hurt me! I was loyal to the king! Death to the race traito-">CRACK!>The strange form hoisted her like a baby's rattler>Then smashed her head open on a dresser>A: "I DON'T CARE!"https://youtu.be/IXWNSb4nUDY>That's you>You are Anonymous>You're still 14>Wow>Grow up>You started this little journey that you're currently on in a bathroom>Well>Journey isn't the right word>BOOM!>CRRASH!Here comes the bear-beast.>More like a war>A war against the world>Now you're in the depth of the afterlife>In a castle>From the memories of your mentor>LunaHello, dearies.>She's pretty spookyMm Thank you.>She is also the reason you just atomized the Queen of this place called 'Mewmus' and her monster lizard lover>You need to ruin this place>There's a glowing pink thread in your hand>It's been leading you to the core of this place>So you're following it>Quick like>BOOM!>Be: "KILLER! MURDERER!">Which is pretty wise>Since you're currently running from a 12 foot high three-headed bear knight>As you round the next corner you see the thread is pulled off into a nearby side-room>There is also a kitchen straight ahead>Complete with just too short to be dignified servant's doorHe's gaining on us.What do?
>>1693658>>1693658The character sheet!https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzXThe rules!https://pastebin.com/jV8drSiWFriends!https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4NLet us rock. It's a good day to be with you, friends.
>>1693658We are in a castle that probably have large, pointy weapons on the walls, we should use those
>>1693658Follow thread while shouting "HELP! GUARDS! THE BEASTMEN ARE ATTACKING! HELP!"
>>1693670>>1693658>>1693668Oh i'll support
>>1693658>Make as big a scene as possible>Yell for help>Also yell more about the Race War
>>1693658Sword-Muscles! I bet we can do a triple decapitation!
>>1693658>that killJesus fucking Christ that was cold. Anon didn't even think twice about her begging for her life.Anyway,>follow the thread>continue shouting that the beastmen have murdered the queen and are invading the castle, and for all mewmans to take up arms
>>1693658Follow the thread, call for help from guards. The more chaos the better, and the more fights we can start between the two sides the better.
FINALLY CAUGHT THE FUCK UPDoes anybody have a link to the discord? I'd be forever grateful.
>>1693705>>1693705https://discord.gg/azJwXNHere you are, friend
>>1693707A thousand blessings onto you for this quest, and a thousand more for the link, you lovely cinnamon bun.
>>1693670>>1693668>>1693672>>1693673>>1693675>>1693677>You skrrt along the path of the thread>You find yourself in a tiny, well lit little room>There is one shelf filled with perfect China>There is a table set for tea>The window is crowded up with bright foliage, made luminescent by the sunlightMy mother's tea corner. I missed this place.>Boom BRAASH!>Why is that one bear making so much noise?>Be: "BRRRAAARRR!">He's barely speaking words anymore>You take a deep breath>A: "GUARDS! SOLDIERS! THE WAR HAS BEGUN IN TRUTH! COME AND DEFEND YOUR CASTLE FROM THE BEAST MEN SCOURGE! THE QUEEN IS DEAD! DEATH TO THE RACE TRAITOR!"You're so adamant.>A: "I genuinely can't tell if I'm ironically racist or not anymore."It's cute.>???: "Stop, beast! You'll never defeat Mewmu-">BOOM!>???: "AAAAAAaaaa">You just saw through the opposite window>A fully armored knight>Get molly-wopped so hard he FLEW down to the late>WHUMP!>WHooM!>You can hear the walls groaning as the beast approaches>Be: "Youuuu RRRrrrKIller! Mad DOG of the Mewmun loyalists!">When did his footsteps get so huge?>Be: "He wash ourrrr Prince! Our Futurre King!">The thread leads upward, into the ceiling>You might be able to bash through>The window is open, and leads to the gardens and forest surrounding the castle>There is also the bear>WHAM!>???: " https://youtu.be/MUL5w91dzbo ">Who is embarrassing guards right nowIf only we had time for tea. The peach mixture is still here. Top shelf.What do?
>>1693727Mom,there is always time for tea!
>>1693727>Grab the tea>You might get to keep this bit>Try and trick the bear into charging you then dive away to send him out the window
>>1693727Yo, grab that peach mixture for later and scale the walls outside through the window. Bashing through the ceiling would make it too easy for the bear.
>>1693727Grab mixtureSmash bear with bottle, saturating the fur in alcohol. See if alcohol in this reality is still flammable.
>>1693727>Climb out the window and float up to the appropriate level before breaching the wall with Muscles>Let the bear continue wreaking havoc, the more mewmans he slays, the better chance this war has of starting.
>>1693727Punch ceiling.No really.Flex Muscles, use starwalk and cape to propel us upwards and punch open the ceiling
Get close to the bear and then explode.
>>1693727Grab the tea and climb out the window and head to the second floor
>>1693727Grab the tea and climb out the window and head to the second floor.
>>1689253XP is progress
>>1693731>>1693730>>1693733>>1693735>>1693736>>1693748>You know there's havoc being wreaked outsideWhat are you considering, Anonymous?>A: "Tea."Oh?>A: "You said it was your favorite?"No, darling. My mother's. It's nostalgic at best.>You grit your teeth>Nostalgia>Fuck>You love some nostalgia>You float using your Starwalk spellHow did you manage to learn that one?>A: "Hung out with a unicorn. He said it was one of the only spells in your book he would teach me."Stingy animals.>A: "He is a beautiful man and did nothing wrong."That's yet to be seen.>You reach the top and spy a little peach colored ceramic jug>You pop it open>Inhale deeply through your nose>Muscles Does a curly-Q shape from the sensation>Whoah>That is some DANKEROUS tea>A: "Is this even made of leaves?"Hmhm It's made from plants that -have- leaves.>A: "I'm stealing this.">You steal it>Then push for the window>A noise attracts your attention>The walls behind you>They're being mashed outward by the Bear's bulk>A paw lays down in the doorway>Not half the monster>Like it should be>Just>One>Steel-grey>Paw>A: "What the fu-">CRRRAAAAASSSHH!>The bear TEARS aside the walls like a shower curtain>His eyes are golden>His body, behemoth in comparison to what it was>Be: https://youtu.be/AUSw4_VUW_Q >A: "Huh.">You push off the window sill>And float>A: "Was he always like that?"...No. No he wasn't.>You're on the outside of the castle>Floating higher and higher>The string leads into the floor next to the top>In a tiny little window>Not actually large enough for your body>You can see a little Venus-fly-trap like plant in it>Someone has put a tiny bonnet on it's head>It is snoring>You can see the surrounding countryside>You can also see that beyond a few miles in the woods the world is swallowed in fog>Likely the limit>There's a commotion at the lake down below>You see crowds of soldiers rushing toward the castle>You can also see the carriage from before>The Lizard has reformed from only his toes and ankles>He's naked>And clinging to the bloody burnt bones of the QueenWhat do?Where go?>BOOM!>Be: "I said!"https://youtu.be/AUSw4_VUW_Q>The bear is beneath you>Nearly tall enough to reach
>>1693784Oh geez. This isn't good. Rip open a hole through the window so we can fit in it then continue with thread following.
>>1693784>Go up>And topple what you can of the tower onto the crowd below>Yell at the Lizard and tell him "YOUR WAIFU A SHIT!"
>>1693784Punch his face! Then proceed to snipe the lizard
>>1693784break through the window and enter to continue following the thread.
>>1693784Fry the lizard's brain
>>1693813Because that worked so well last time.
>>1693784Supporting:>>1693788But, also hit the bear HUNGERING FLAME.
>>1693788>>1693784>>1693813nvm, I'll support
Use Muscles to scratch his eyes
>>1693784Hit the bear with hungering flames and go through that window.
>>1693784Can we use the laser to propel ourself? Seems like a good way to get away and make him dodge at least
Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d10)The votes!>Attac Bear2 votes>Hungering Flames Debuff the Bear2 votes>Smash the window to get in6 votes>Get. Higher!1 voteROLL STR!THEN WILL!
Rolled 13, 19 = 32 (2d20)>>1693841
Rolled 17, 11 = 28 (2d20)>>1693841LET'S SHOW MOMMA OUR BUFFED UP STATS!
Rolled 13, 13 = 26 (2d20)>>1693841OH GOD
Rolled 6, 15 = 21 (2d20)>>1693841do not be of worrying
Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1693841STONGBOI
Rolled 8, 17 = 25 (2d20)>>1693841
Rolled 17, 18 = 35 (2d20)>>1693841
Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1693841WILLBOI
Rolled 9, 5 = 14 (2d20)>>1693841
Rolled 14, 10 = 24 (2d20)>>1693841rolling
Rolled 15, 19 = 34 (2d20)>>1693841
>>1693842>>1693842WILL Winner!>Fucking 31 Whoarh>>1693846STR Winnar!>16 total>No 1s or 20s to boost>Your human eyes pierces the air with golden light>Your other, a hot angry pink>A: " Omae wa mou... Shindeiru.">FWOOOSHH!>BE: "ARRGH!">The beast is covered in snatching fires!You've grown in much more than strength, my darling. I don't think I could possibly be happier with you.>A: "I murdered a guy to get some enchanted glasses so I could find you."I stand -pleasantly- corrected.>You turn>Draw back Muscles>He forms into a hammer-head>A: "Get fuckt!">CRACK!>WHAM>BASH>SMASH!>Blows rain into the window>Only for you to realize that...>A: "What the...">The window frame>It's not wood>Or stone>Like the entire rest of the castle>It's some of metal now>You blink>Look down at your monster hand>A: "MM- MMM!">It's shattered>So>Many>BROKT bones>You want to scream like little babyMind your head.>You look up>OH SHIT>A gargoyle>Shaped like a frog-man>Has been knocked loose by your attack>It's headed right for you>Bear gets a 20 total on STR check>He struggles to get his bearings>Still, he claws into the wall>He's climbing for youhttps://youtu.be/ygrEVnrg3Ic>Anon has taken 5 Damage>Anon is at 55 HPWhat do?
>>1693882Oh gosh, can.... can Luna be like a spider sense for us and warn us about things that're coming our way that we can't see? Also, DODGE THEN RIP THE FRAME OUT OF WINDOW!
>>1693882Dodge the gargoyle and let it smash onto the bear. Don't think it'd be a good idea to run anymore from this thing, we've gotta get space and keep hitting it from range.Massacre Wave after running for a round or two upwards?
>>1693882>Massacre Wave the Window, the gargoyle, the bear, the castle, the shitty prince, and this whole fucking dream into oblivion.
>>1693882I feel a lot less bad about this now that the world is trying to kill us. As per usual.>Transform Muscles into a Guyver suit and drop down to tackle the bear down into the ground
>>1693882Dodge the gargoyle and let it fall onto the Bear, then rip the frame out and climb in
>>1693882BfB snipe the gargoyle!
>>1693900Its a rock, it has no blood
>>1693882Move to the left to let the gargoyle fall onto the Bear. Then Massacre wave the window frame at a downward angle as to not damage the items inside the room and possible damage the wall supporting the bear.
>>1693910Supporting this, but let it overcharge for a round.
Rolled 4, 8 = 12 (2d10)The votes>Dodgegoyle8 votes>RIP and tear that window Pane2 votes>Use the Spam Lazer5 votes>Guyver Elbow Drop Special1 voteANNOUNCEMENT>We pause until 6:30pm US Central timeUntil thenROLL DEX!TWICE
Rolled 11, 19 = 30 (2d20)>>1694027FUG!
Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d20)>>1694027
Rolled 7, 17 = 24 (2d20)>>1694027
Rolled 9, 12 = 21 (2d20)>>1694027
Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d20)>>1694027
Rolled 6, 13 = 19 (2d20)>>1694027Wubbalubbadubdub
Rolled 8, 3 = 11 (2d20)>>1694027
Rolled 17, 10 = 27 (2d20)>>1694027DEXfags lets go
Rolled 8, 15 = 23 (2d20)>>1694027
Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d20)>>1694027
Rolled 19, 9 = 28 (2d20)>>1694027ROLLING DEX
Rolled 14, 1 = 15 (2d20)>>1694027
Rolled 11, 19 = 30 (2d20)>>1694027rolllllllllllll
Rolled 17, 11 = 28 (2d20)>>1694027
Rolled 1, 7 = 8 (2d20)>>1694027Maybe I can help...
>>1694128You didn't help.... you didn't help at all....
Rolled 9, 8 = 17 (2d20)>>1694027here goes nothing
>>1694034>>1694034First Dex winnar!>11 total>Ow>>1694128-2whoahr>9 total>>1694048Second winnar!>7 totalOW>>1694070-2OWWWW>5>You look down at your foe>Muscles Wants to Smayush>No Muscles>We dodge>No Anon>Lemme Smayush>No>You attempt to lean out of the way of the gargoyle>You quickly realize just how much of a bitch rotation can be when you're weightless>A: "Muscles! Grab something!">Muscles grabs your butt>A: "Aw, gey-">WHAM!>The gargoyle has stoned you>A: "AAAAAHHHH!">You plummet>You're headed right for the bear>A window opens up at the top floor>A servant leans out>Se: "Slops!">They throw out a pot of unknown goopy refuse>It->It lands in your mouth>A: "AUUGHHH!">THE BEAR GETS A 18 ON SWIPING YOU AWAY!>WHuh-SMACK!>ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 14 DAMAGE>Your bones>Oh God>Why do you even have bones>The bones in Muscles Seem mostly fine>How hard was that window?>The Gargoyle plummets, having been spun in the air by the bear's attack>Into his mouth>It's covered in Poo-Slop>He gags>You continue to scream>Soaring off into the woods>You crash through green boughs>Vines>Wildflowers>You see something flash in the branches>WHAM!>A: "uhhh...">You peel off of the tree you just hit>WHUMP!>Then land>Face-down>With your concentration broken you're no longer weightless>You have conifer needles and trees in your teeth>ANON IS AT 39 HP>You are in the woods now, boy>There's a powerful silence here>Along with a ringing in your skull>It's hard to hear anything>Except LunaGet up, Anonymous. Don't linger. They may resist the closer we get to the source but you could be even more vulnerable in the outskirts. The illusion doesn't need to be as believable here.>Try to clear your head>Get back to that bear and smack his shit>Run deeper into the woods>Head for the lake>OtherWhat do?
>>1694203>>Get back to that bear and smack his shit
>>1694203That motha fucka. That's it. No more running. Let's give that bear a fucking slap!
>>1694203>>Get back to that bear and smack his shitIt's on now motherfucker
>>1694203>Head for the lakeAnd then we eat our Funyons
>>1694203>>Get back to that bear and smack his shitBegin Operation:Fuckin Mages and start spamming BfB and massacre wave on the bear from range HIGH ABOVE his reach. Now is time for not so sneeki breeki surprise strike.
>>1694203Let's take a heal and look for that bear
>>1694203Hide and try to clear our heads.
>>1694203Eat Funyons to heal.We bought a shitton, might as well put them to use.
Rolled 3 (1d10)The votes>Be like Billy>He fought a Bear6 votes>Head for the Lake1 vote>Clear your head1 vote>Heal now2 votes>You stand up>You're dazed>You spit>You curse>Still, you're up>Reckt and everythingYou still never give up.>A: "No reason to now.">You star to float>A: "We've got everything to lose."If you didn't fight you would have nothing, my dear. So I'd have to say you're wrong in that regard.>You kick of the trees>Gaining Speed>Finally you burst from the branches>Out into the open>The bear looks up from his kiddy pool sized vomit trail>A: "EAT SHIT!">Be: "I just did!">You fly higher>and higher!>The bear leaps up!>22 total>You see him soar into the air>Jaws wide>He'll reach you with all three sets of teeth and two steel grey paws>You see a flash from below>???: "Kill the beast! Protect the castle!">The guards are here>ARROWS FILL THE AIR!>Nat 20 volley>The bear is pincushioned!>He takes 24 damage to his stomach and legs!>The guards are loading a catapult>None of this however>Stops you from putting the smack down on a Monster-man>Muscles makes a knife hand>Not a literal one>The drill SGT kind>A: "Boi..."ROLL WILL!
Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1694326DON'T FUCK UP
Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1694326
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1694326BOI!
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1694326I'm due a good roll
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1694326
Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1694326You think I'll ruin it with my BAD attitude?
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1694326
Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1694326
Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1694326WHAT IS YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION YOU SHIT EATING CUNTWIPE? I WILL PERSONALLY SEND YOUR HEAD TO THE DEVIL HIMSELF, AS A DAMN PORTA-JOHN!
Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1694326Please don't let me fuck this up!
Rolled 13 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1694326Get those crits!
>>1694356YOU FUCKED UP
>>1694356SHAMEMUCH SHAMESudoku time.
>>1694356WHY WOULD YOU TEMPT FATE LIKE THAT!?
Rolled 19 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1694326give me a nat 20
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1694326
Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1694326Pls be nat 1
Rolled 20 (1d20)forgot to roll
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Standbtw, here is a bunch of stand definitions for liberal use
>>1694418oh shit i posted in wrong quest
>>1694333>>1694333WINNAR!>18 total>>1694356-2>>1694403+2!>18 total>Red mist snaps out of your human hand>Muscles contorts a bit>His ropey-bits roll and knot themselves rhythmically>You see deep blue blood get sucked from the Bear's eye sockets>He screams but continues to come up into the air>20 total>CRUNCH>CRUNCH>MUNCH!>All three heads latch onto you>Your Legs>Muscles>Your human arm>A: "AAH!">ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 18 DAMAGE!>ANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 5 DAMAGE>HE HEALS FOR 5>ANON HAS TAKEN 13 TOTAL DAMAGE>ANON IS AT 26 HP>Your flesh screams>Not because of the teeth>Because of the weight>You fall>With the Bear holding you in it's slobbery grip the whole way down>How did it get this big?>What's happening>The thread slips out from around it's teeth>Like ethereal floss>No>You grip even harder>It makes your bones ache>Still>You won't let go>Even with the ground coming up to meet you>Even blood pouring out of your legs>and your arm>You are still here>Even if it's just to suffer>???: "Ready, Men!">???: "FIRE!">CRASH!>The guards launched their catapult>It's shattered across the bear's back>This doesn't seem to hurt him>Still>He's been flipped>CRUAMPHS!>He lands on his back>Instead of slamming you>You're both back on the road>He's sliding>Down>Toward the lake>The thread tightens in your hand>If you hang on>It might take it offUse the tea.What do?
>>1694457>Dump the tea down its throat
>>1694457Well i think we should listen to luna
>>1694457DO IT! USE THE TEA!
>>1694457Dump half of the tea.Gotta save some of that shit for celebratory tea with Mums.
>>1694457I guess we use the tea
>>1694457use the tea
>>1694457Drug the bear.
>>1694457Use the tea and hold on tight.
>>1694457use the pee
>>1694457Use the teaMom is railroading REEEEE
>>1694556we are almost dead i think i can forgive a little railroading
This bear does nearly as much damage as the Swamp Drake and people keep wanting to fight it?Why?What would we even gain out of it?
>>1694572We wouldn't have a bear attacking us.
Unanimous vote to listen to LunaSuch good children.>You dump the tea into the bear's open mouth>It takes a bit of finesse>You think your wrist dislocated>Pop!>You can smell the peach>The mint>The orange preseves>The Lemon Zest>From out here>Even over the bear's horrid breath>The dried leaves pour out into his throat!>The bear gets a nat 1 on his CON save>Be: "BRAH!">You're spat out>Crack!>You hit the tiles hard>You roll>In agony>Your limbs are trashed>???: "Young lad! Are you alright!">Another fucking servant>Some kind of gardener>Has run up to you from the grass between the trees>The soldiers are trying to get organized around the castle>The bear has slid down the road another league>???: "His majesty is returning! Ready the main gate!">You hurt>Everywhere>There is exactly one serving of tea left in the pot>You see a Horse>Or something like a horse>Running towards the castle>A man is on it>He's a stocky Man>Black bearded>With a grey Moustache>On his head sits a golden crown>His saddle has a small divit in it>As if made for a much smaller passenger to ride with him>This second seat is empty>You can see a servant trailing well behind>With young Luna in tow>She hasn't noticed you>She's also clearly trying to escape the servant's gripWhat do?
>>1694572Lmao becuz Reep and teer xD.
>>1694589Get the fucking funyons and quick because everyone is gaing to know we killed the queen in one way or another.
>>1694572Running has never, ever worked out for us.
>>1694589Oh fug. Can we eat funyons now? I think we should heal up and then continue on with our thread following. Unless we wanna kill king under the guise of working for monsters, I'd be up for that as well.
>>1694589"I *cough* I saw the whole thing, The Lizard Prince had a spy kill the queen, and he has one inside!"
>>1694589Blood for Blood the servant?Also eat funyons.>>1694606We were already away from the bear. We could have flown away, or at least healed up.Instead we ran right back at it.
>>1694589First of all, heal. Get the funyons as soon as we can. Next, wait and observe. I would like some more information before we continue killing everything. After that, continue following the thread.
>>1694589eat the funyons while making a pun about your bunions
>>1694589Fuckin heal with Funyons
>>1694628oh and also follow the thread while thinking about bread/ follow the string while bragging about being the king of this ring to the bear
>>1694589>Yell to the king about the queen being dead by the lizard's filthy hands>Murder most vile!>Also, holy fuck, please kill this bear
>>1694589Thank the servant before flying back to the window the thread lead us to.
>>1694589Heal with funyons, get to that window.
>>1694589Should we ask Luna the best way to deal with herself?
>>1694633We might not be able toThe illusion is trying to correct itself. We are the problem. Due to no set up to handle the context, we have to act quickly. A photo or rumor could've been useful.
>>1694678it's clearly still interacting with us in a narratively beneficial fashion. the archers are attacking the bear and the servants are helping us.
The votes>Funyon Heal9 votes>Bamboozle these Foozles2 votes>Wait2 votes>EAT THE GARDENER DEWIT1 vote>Follow the thread3 votes>Thank the Gardener man1 vote>You roll over>G: "Are you a sorcerer? I thought you were older? Please. Don't try to stand up.">You stand up>Your knees each have a pair of tomato sized holes above them>So does your shoulder>Muscles it re-attaching himself to you constantly with little strings of meat>G: "Ye Gods, man. Slow down! A mighty warrior you must be. Brave as well! I'm Geraldon of HazelBranch. I want to be a scribe!">You don't care>Really>You don't>You fumble the HOUSEVATOR from your bags>You need snak>Delcious>Snack>A: "Man I wish-">G: "He speaks! The hero brave and bold! What shall pass from out his lips? A sonnet spun in gold?">You open the door>Z: "RRRAAAHHh!">Susan comes flying out of it>Claws first>She's berserk>Probably went mad from you being in so much danger>She gets a nat 1 on her initial assault>Narrowly missing the Gardener boy's head with her humongous feet-blades>G: "A HARPY!">He shrieks>Z: "Fow MAshteeww!">He is screaming like a woman>A large breasted one>You stuff Funyons into your face>You're a goddamn animals for the onion-ey goodness>You think>Onions don't actually taste like this>At all>ANONYMOUS REGAINS 50 HP total>Anon is back at 60HP>Your throat is dryer than a woman's snatch in the mojave desert after she's died of dehydration and it's been converted into a little cantina like in Bugs Life where the mosquitos and maggots and other bad-guy bugs party but the bug President has enacted Bug Prohibition and they didn't give a fuck at first but they didn't pay off the local law-man and he busted them so there's a condemned sign on it>Also it's dry>A: "Acck!">Susan is still trying to kill that guy>You look up to where the thread leads>Those guards might be problematic if you approach with a Zombo>The bear is currently fuckin' struggling with that mouth full of aromatic leaves>Little Luna breaks free from the servant>She's off like a rabbit into the woodsWhat do?
>>1694782Okay, I'm taking the bait>Collect Zombina and chase after Babby Luna
>>1694782Collect our zombie and then put her back in our pocket house. Then continue following thread.
>>1694782Finish off the bear with Susan's help.Oh and Luna, this is Susan.
>>1694782follow the thread guys don't get distracted
>>1694782Follow the thread. But send one of the skullboys to follow little Luna
>>1694782Put Warcucks back in her room and let's follow the thread
>>1694782Consult Luna if chasing after her younger self is a good idea. If it isn't, just continue following the thread.
>>1694782>Collect Zombina and put her back in the HOUSEVATOR. Then follow the thread .
>>1694801Oh, and put Zombina back in the housevator
>>1694782Keep to the thread, boyz!
>>1694782Put Zombina away and fly back to that window.
>>1694782Call off zoombeeni, then follow the thread
Them votes>Chase LoliLunaI'd prefer you not use that term when referring to my younger self. It's unbecoming. Demeaning.>Follow the thread7 votes>Ask Luna what do1 voteCome now, darling. We both know we're being watched. If I use too much of my power well...we won't like what happens.>Kill Bear1 vote>Send a Skull Scout1 vote>Collect your Zombie girl and leave6 votes>A: "Hey!">You whistle>As if to a puppy>Z: "Bwah?">A: "C'mere girl! C'mon!">You pull open the Housevator>A: "Come on, Susan!"Is this how you always treat her?>Zombina has already scrabbled up to the door>She nuzzles your face with her weird little pseudo-mohawk>It feels like kitten fur>Z: "Wuv youw, Nondomous."Oh my.>Your ears turn pink>A: "I-it's not like that!"How salacious.>Muscles whips around>Grabs Susan by her chicken-feet>Then tosses her into the room>A: "Dead girl is for hug."A shame. I would have loved taking my daughter-in law on walkies.>Luna makes you feel many things>One of those things is outlandishly uncomfortable>You eye the Gardner>He's a mess>A: "So uh...Your eyes aren't real.">G: "wh-Wh-whuh whuh WH- whuh whuh wubbw wu-">A: "Nothing here is.">G: "Whyuh bubbuh whuh-Bwuwh">A: "Good luck with that.">You fly>Back to the castle>It's in dissaray>The guards have felled the Giraffe man>He's different too>Covered in tattoos>Braids>A necklace made from miles of knotted beads adorns his expansive throat>A: "What did he turn into?"A mystic.>A: "Psh. He mysitcally got his head torn off.">It's true>A rather beefy knight is still punching what's left of the Giraffe's branium>Other knights are mourning the Queen>Some are standing back>They leer from their helmets>The lizard is being held down on all sides>He snaps>Snarls>He's cryingOf course he pities himself. With no thought to the damage he caused with his little tryst. Do you know what one of the worst things someone can do is, my dear?>A: "I think I do."Not knowing what you deserve for what you've done.>You have reached the window>It's still surrounded in metal>Try smashing your way in again>Hail the guards to further the Race war>Hail the King to further the Race War>Kick the Lizard>Other
>>1695035OK. Here's a new idea. Let's smash the stone AROUND the metal parts of the window to create an opening.
>>1695035>>Try smashing your way in againYeah yeah the race war is fun and all that but get moving...
>>1695035is it possible to use combustion to create a blade of fire so we can cut open a hole in the window to get in?If it's not possible im supporting >>1695051
>>1695035Use our flames to melt these steel...walls
>>1695051This, fucking genius
>>1695035>>Try smashing your way in again
>>1695035see if we can fit through any of the windows nearby. If so, enter and find the door that leads into the room.
>>1695035Use Massacre wave to get the window open.
>>1695035Overcharge Massacre Wave to blast our way in there.
Rolled 7, 4 = 11 (2d10)>Votes>Smash AROUND the window4 votes>Smayush2 votes>Burn it1 vote>Bogus Beam2 votes>Use another window1 vote>You eye the walls>Muscles gives you "The Look">IE>He points his fingers at you as if he were inside a sock puppet>A: "Smash?">He pulls back his flesh, degloving himself into a bone Can-Opener>A: "Oooh! Crush!"ROLL STR!>Beneath you the Mewmuns have begun to organize>K: "What's happening here!?">The knights kneel in calamitous fashion>???: "Your grace! Her majesty has been slain! The Beast-men used some foul trick to get her in close and- and...">The knight seems genuinely unnerved>The king has dismounted in a huff>K: "Out of my way. Out!">He makes it up to the front of the crowd>Lays his eyes on the bloody mess of metal, bones and ash>K: "You fool, woman...it was never supposed to end like this.">He turns to the lizard>K: "Septarius.">S: "YOU KILLED HER!">K: "No. I didn't...but it doesn't matter now.">The King pauses>K: "Clean this up. Inform no one yet. Put that -thing- in the deepest pit we have!">???: "Shall we fetch the Princess, My King?">K: "...No. She doesn't need to see this. Not yet...not-...not now.">He turns for the castle>Surveys it closely>K: "Find her. Keep her safe but...just let her have her woods. Just for one more day.">He looks back down at the body of his wife>K: "Just one more bloody day...">He begins to march into the castle>His knights open the doors for him>A stringent begin to head for the woods>Meanwhile, you>You are at workROLL STRENGTH!With Advantage!
Rolled 2, 8 = 10 (2d20)>>1695443
Rolled 17, 8 = 25 (2d20)>>1695443
Rolled 13, 17 = 30 (2d20)>>1695443LET'S GOOOOOOO
Rolled 15, 14 = 29 (2d20)>>1695443
Rolled 20, 7 = 27 (2d20)>>1695443Rolling.
Rolled 17, 13 = 30 (2d20)>>1695443
Rolled 3, 3 = 6 (2d20)>>1695443
Rolled 3, 4 = 7 (2d20)>>1695443here cums big dick rick
Rolled 15, 4 = 19 (2d20)>>1695443
Rolled 1, 20 = 21 (2d20)>>1695443
Rolled 13, 11 = 24 (2d20)>>1695443
Rolled 3, 7 = 10 (2d20)>>1695443rolling for something funny to happen
Rolled 14, 10 = 24 (2d20)>>1695443
Rolled 18, 7 = 25 (2d20)>>1695488What an interesting roll
Rolled 7, 15 = 22 (2d20)>>1695443Wow, caught it before the end of the session
>>1695507>>1695507Roll set one!>14>>1695454>>1695454Roll set 2>17>17 + 10 =27!>27 total>Solid stone is a bitch for Muscles to work with>It's coarse>Grainy>It would get everywhere if you didn't constantly blast with fire>A: "I hate this shit!">You feel Luna chuckle in your headAlmost as bad as sand, is it dear?>A: "Are you rusing me?"If I was do you think I'd have a bad reason?>You pause>Consider some things about how often you've been deceived by Luna>So far>0 times>A: "Ok yeah, guess not."Hmhm>???: "There!">A voice rings out from down below!>???: "He's the one!">The knights stop what they're doing>They've turned>Spotted someone from the bushes>It's a vagrant>Dirty>Gaunt>???: "I seen it all from the hedge! Look! See him! It's a sorcerer! He killed the Queen! Killed her in her lover's arms!">The King erupts from the castle doors>He must have heard that>K: "Seize that trespasser!">???: "Look, King! Look!">He looks>He sees you>His eyes go wide>His lid twitches>You knock on the wall>A: "There. I've respected his privacy as a homeowner by knocking.">K: "Get BOTH of them! Don't let them escape!">CRAWNCH!>A: "Now!"