Previous Thred: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1656074/Made some shitty cover art, hope you like it.Welcome back to Slasher Villain Quest, you are an undead killer known as "Molar" or "the Miner." Your sole purpose has always been to act as a plot device for the main characters to overcome in the generic slasher movies you star in. But unlike most such villains you decided to break free from convention and forge your own path instead of going strictly by a script.So far this has netted you success, you managed to successfully track down and kill a group of rowdy teens that invaded your domain a while back, including the pesky virgin that somehow always manages to escape from most others of your kind.A week has passed by since those events, and now your domain is once again being disturbed by outsiders. Only you find them not to be mere teens but a mixture of law enforcement and other state employees who've come to investigate the source of the fire that almost threatened to burn down the forest that surrounds your rocky home.You wake up to the sounds of footsteps echoing around the walls of the mining shaft that the remains of your body reside in. The glimmering shape of a flashlight covers the ground in front of you as your white beady eyes spot a pair of police officers. Judging from the badges on their uniforms, they look to be from the local force stationed in the nearby town of Ashton.What do you do?A) Wait until they walk past you then take them down with your pickaxeB) Let them pass freelyC) Attempt to scare them awayD) Attempt a prank on them (write-in the prank)E) Other (write-in)
>>1677516Welcome back and the cover art is perfect for Molar.>C/D wait for them to walk past before letting out our best creepy laughter
>>1677516I support this >>1677542. Then get out of there. Make them think they are hallucinating.The cover art is dope.
>>1677584>>1677542"Hey Tommy, why the fuck are we even searching through this place? There's nothing but rocks here.""Because the chief ordered us to check every single landmark in the area for clues as to just what the hell happened."You wait until the two completely oblivious idiots walk past you without paying your rotten corpse much attention beyond a few words of disgust at the smell.After the pair has rounded the corner and headed down to one of the subsections of this part of the tunnel network you stand up with a shit-eating grin that would make the Joker jealous before releasing a deep, bone-rattling laughter that will surely send chills down the spine of even the hardiest of men.Roll 1d20 to see how successful your spooky skeleton act is with a stealth bonus of +2.
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)Spooky Scary Skeleton
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1677622Time to get spooky
>>1677628My fucking god that was spooky. That is my second 20 in the quest
>>1677516Op, If I may, have you considered setting up a twitter account and/or a discord Channel, to announce sessions and discuss the quest?I mean, this quest is very fun and, looking at the work you did with the logo, you seem invested in it. I would be a real shame is the quest dies for lack of players.
>>1677631>>1677629>>1677628Good roll anon, let's hope your lucky streak continues during further encounters.You only need to listen briefly for the results of your spooky act to become clear as the terrified screams of the two police officers reach you. They seem to quickly drop whatever they may have been doing before running away deeper into the mines and likely getting lost there.All the better for you, they certainly won't cause troubles when they can't find their way back in the maze of an already impressive tunnel network that you personally have only continued to expand over time.By the time you finish laughing your bony ass off at the misfortune of the two cops, you remember that they didn't come alone and their buddies are bound to be waiting outside.What do you do?A) Use one of the network to do a quick scouting of the forestB) Gather supplies and prepare for a drawn out conflict with the fedsC) Go straight to the main entrance and see what's upD) Stay hidden and wait for the intruders to leaveE) Other (write-in)>>1677670I like to think of this more as a hobby that I do on the side than anything serious to dedicate my time to, doubt I'll make anything like twitter or Discord but we'll see.Oh and I literally drew the cover with GIMP in like less than an hour.
>>1677680>A) Use one of the network to do a quick scouting of the forestMeant to say:>Use the network's tunnels
B) Gather supplies and prepare for a drawn out conflict with the fedsLet´s see what we have in stock. Although after a few policemen lost in this mines they will surely deist from investigating and blame it all in the teenagers.
>>1677680D) Stay hidden and wait for the intruders to leaveBuild up the suspension and mystery lads
>>1677931>>1677689It seems we have a tie in the votes, unless either of you changes votes or someone else chimes in I'll do a coin toss on our next course of action
>>1679617 I choose D
>>1677689>>1677931>>1679807You decide to play the long game and head deeper down into the mines in the hopes that the people violating the sovereignty of your territory finish whatever investigation they are doing and leave.Lying down onto the moss-covered floor of a long-dormant minecart loading dock, you take out a deck of cards and begin playing a round of solitaire to pass time.As time goes by you're joined by various kinds of curious critters such as rats who are attracted by the light emanating from your kerosene lamp, they observe you as every now and then you take a bleached and torn card out of the deck and place it onto the floor.Roll 1d100 to see whether your patience pays off, best out of three rolls counts unless a natural overturns it.
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>1679827
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>1679827
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>1679827
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>1679827
>>1679871>>1679881>>1679882After a mere few hours of waiting, you can feel the lingering presence of the intruding slowly leave the forest, they seem to have finished their investigation quite quickly.Once you're certain they have left the premises, you pack up the deck of cards once more and put out the kerosene before leaving your hiding spot.Now that the crisis so far has been averted it would seem you have some downtime before another group will no doubt come stepping on your metaphorical toes again.How would like to spend this excess time?A) Rest and recuperateB) Attempt to get a signal with the old radio and listen to the newsC) Go hunting for prey in the nearby town when the night fallsD) Hunt game in the forestE) Do maintenance on your weaponsF) Tidy up your home and make it a bit more comfy to live inG) Other activity (write-in)
>>1679900>F) Tidy up your home and make it a bit more comfy to live in
>>1679900>B) Attempt to get a signal with the old radio and listen to the newsWe can listen the news and tidy up at same time, right? If the radio works.
>>1679902>>1679903Quickly snatching an old dusty broom from the closet of the break room, you begin sweeping the floors of your cave home to clear it of all the gathered moss and spiderwebs. You've decided that today is the perfect day to do all of the cleaning chores that have been piling up for the last few decades in one fell swoop.Hour after hour you tirelessly sweep every inch of the cave from top to bottom until finally, you can actually see the surface and not simply layer after layer of batshit and fine dust.Cleaning the vast network of caves and cramped passageways was the simplest part, now you have to find something to decorate it with and make it look more... homey.>Write-in a description of how you wish to decorate the cave. Suggestion with most support will be chosen. Do note though that you can only decorate the cave with whatever junk you find lying around in the mine or make yourself. If you wish to look for usable junk roll 1d100 to see if you find what you're looking for.>>1679908The signal can't reach inside of the mountain that the mine is located in, its either go outside to set it up or stay inside and do chores.
>>1679922Apparently I don't know how to roll
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>1679918>>1679926"dice+1d100" in options
>>1679918>all anons that voted for this dissapeared>attach colorful ropes to roof and paint some of the support pillars with any paint we might find
>>1679918I'm sure there's some Christmas lights lying around somewhere - we could decorate our favourite spot with them, and maybe make a bed out of abandoned clothes and sacks. Hell, we could even hang cans from strings around the entrances as an alarm system.
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>1679995Typo
>>1679995>>1679996>>1679989Do these sound good for everyone?
>>1680013Yeah, for all that are on thread
>>1680041>>1680064Sorry it took a whileNow that you've got a clean environment to spend your downtime in, you begin looking through the vast amounts of junk lying around in different parts of the mine. You search through drawers, closets, boxes and piles for things to put on display and use as decorations for your home.Searching through some old belongings in the locker room, you find a pair of jump ropes that some people had brought on "bring your kids to work" -day, you guess they simply forgot them there and never came back to retrieve their stuff after the mine was shut down. Whatever the reason, they seem to be in a decent condition to use as an early alarm system when combined with a few tin cans you found half-buried in the ground.And speaking of cans, you also found several cans of paint left-over from the abandoned construction site of the mine's cafeteria to use for improving the look of the pillars that hold the roof together. In addition you could also save some later for practicing your artistic skills in case you feel like leaving a signature of some kind where-ever you've killed people.After finishing with the aesthetic side of things, you begin looking for things that could make your long slumbers a bit more comfortable considering that most of the time you slept on nothing but the hard rocky floor. You find this in the form of a makeshift bed that you fashioned out of old boxes with the mattress made out of sewn up sacks and old clothes filled with plants and whatever soft materials you could find to act as cushion.Finally you find some old holiday lights lying around that you remember were supposed to be used for a union-organized christmas party that never really came to be for reasons you never really found out about. You hoist them over on top of your bed since you figure that they'd act as a good light source in case you want to do something on the bed that requires such a thing.When you look at the end product of your labor, you are quite pleased with the result.It seems though that no-one has yet shown up to disturb you and its already late into the night, so perhaps you could try doing something else now.What do you do?A) Rest and recuperateB) Attempt to get a signal with the old radio and listen to the newsC) Go hunting for prey in the nearby townD) Hunt game in the forestE) Do maintenance on your weaponsF) Practice your creative side (specify in what way)G) Other (write-in)
>B: Tune into the radioIt'll be good to see what the authorities make of the fire and the scare, and it could give us some prep time if it foretells an influx of people.
>>1680182>B) Attempt to get a signal with the old radio and listen to the news
>>1680230I support this option...
>>1680230SureAnyway what our signature should be if we want to leave them behind?Painted Pickaxe? Stylished mining helmet? Red "M" painted with blood?
>>1680247The legend speaks of how we take teeth - maybe we could pull all someone's teeth out, tie them all on a string (like a necklace) and hang it somewhere?That could actually get pretty creepy. As time goes on we could gather these little strings of teeth and wear them. Then we terrify our victims with the clatter of teeth as we walk. A warning: soon they will join them.
I made a Discord thingie for discussions and suggestions regarding the quest: https://discord.gg/HVEAN, come join in if you feel like contributing.You figure that since you haven't heard that many news from the outside world in a while, due to the quite obvious fact that you never really left the forest valley since your death and subsequent resurrection, you decide to set up the old radio that's been gathering dust within the pile of other electronics that you've had no use for so far.After carrying the battery powered device outside you begin adjusting the frequency knobs alongside setting up the antenna in an attempt to get a signal, something quite challenging considering you've never really operated one in such an isolated environment as the one you're currently in.Roll 1d100 to see whether you can get the radio working again.
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>1680289...
Rolled 36 (1d100)>>1680289
Rolled 21 (1d100)>>1680289Good kick usually gets it working!
Unfortunately during the next hour or so, despite how hard you try to get the damn radio to work, it won't give much beyond static and a few garbled words. You only manage to get something regarding a corpse at one point but beyond that its all unintelligible.You kick the radio lightly out of frustration, your efforts seemingly wasted on something that doesn't even work properly.What do you do now?A) Rest and RecuperateB) Go hunting for prey in the nearby townC) Hunt game in the forestD) Do maintenance on your weaponsE) Practice your creative side (specify in what way)F) Other (write-in)
>>1680326>C) Hunt game in the forest
>>1680333>D) Do maintenance on your weapons
>>1680326>D) Do maintenance on your weapons>F) see if better weaponry can be acquiredLet's shoot for national guard level, guys
>>1680362it's not funny to kill with guns, we are a slasher villain after all
>>1680380no one expects a slasher villain with a gun
>>1680415Having a gun defeats the whole purpose of being a slasher villain. Then we'll just be a public shooter, like in Columbine. Effective and terrifying, sure, but hardly exciting. Besides, a gunshot carries and will attract a lot of unwanted attention.
>>1680418Yeah, guess you're right.Let's limit it to a bigger pickaxe and more dynamite.
>>1680423I'm always right.And speaking of pickaxes:>D) Perform maintenance on your weapons
>>1680423Maybe upgrade to a drill or jackhammer ?
>>1680442Too loud? What about a sharpened shovel, just like WW1
Look guys, could you please take the discussion over to the discord if you have suggestions or ideas regarding the quest?https://discord.gg/VY55R9
>>1680455Dude, no one will hear us coming because of slasher plot magic.
>>1680362SupportLet's get policemen guns
Let's just make a handle for our pickaxe out of a rifle. So we can crush skulls and shoot virgins at the same time.
After getting over the fact that you don't for the time being have a way to get information about the outside world besides going there yourself, you reside to going back to doing simpler things to pass time as you head back into the mine.Taking the pickaxe off your shoulder for the time being and placing it onto the floor, you go through your toolbox in search of the maintenance gear that you tend to use when taking care of your murder weapon of choice.You firstly use a towel to wipe the blood off the steel head, there's quite a bit of it that's dried up to the surface during the various kills that have been made with it. After the axehead's been cleaned of all the caked up blood, you begin checking the handle for any signs of wear and tear such as splinters.For now you don't really find any serious damage on the handle and whatever superficial problems you see you quickly grind off with a sandpaper. Once you're done getting rid of the scratches and minor splinters you bring the whetstone down onto the head of the blade and like with the handle, begin grinding out the dents and scratches.Finally, when everything else is said and done you take the weapon over to a bucket of rainwater collected during the day before dipping the top end of it into said bucket. This is to ensure that the deadly end of the weapon doesn't go flying off the handle just because it unknowingly ended up being loose.By the time you're finished with the weapon maintenance, the sun is already rising once more and signifying the beginning of a new day.As you're about to ponder on what to do next, a familiar feeling begins creeping down your spine.Someone has entered your domain.>Investigate who the intruder is>Ignore it and go do something else (write-in)
>>1680518>Investigate who the intruder is
>>1680518>>Investigate who the intruder is
You immediately drop any thoughts of downtime once you can sense the presence of the intruder within the borders of your territory and quickly head outside with the pickaxe hoisted on your shoulder.Following his scent like a wolf going after wounded prey you eventually spot the intruder amongst the foliage, from what you can tell by his clothes and the rifle he carries he seems to be a hunter.He doesn't seem to have spotted you yet so you have the advantage if you decide to strike, but should he spot you while you're in the open he will have a clear shot and despite being undead you're not exactly un-killable.How do you wish to proceed?A) Wait until his back is turned then sneak up on himB) Rush him and hope he will be too surprised to fireC) Continue to stalk him and look for an opening to strikeD) This target is too risky, leave him alone and hope something better comes alongE) Attempt to lure him to you by imitating animal soundsF) Other (write-in)
>>1680571>E) Attempt to lure him to you by imitating animal sounds
>>1680518>wait for the evening
>>1680571>E) Attempt to lure him to you by imitating animal sounds>wait inside some bush
>>1680571>C) Continue to stalk him and look for an opening to strike
You try your best to remember how the mating sounds of the local deer sound like before covertly clearing your throat, putting your hands over onto the sides of your mouth and letting out a horrible wailing sound.Throw 1d100 to see how well your attempts at imitation work.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>1680593
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>1680593
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>1680593
Your attempted torturous wailing seems to have been convincing enough that the hunter has turned his attention towards your direction and is currently heading straight towards your position with his weapon at the ready.He most likely has the safety off so whatever you do you better be able to do it before he has a chance to fire.How do you proceed?A) Wait until he's close enough and tackle him to the groundB) Attempt to wrestle the weapon out of his handsC) Hope your pickaxe has enough reach and strike him when he's right next to youD) Attempt diplomacyE) Throw a rock at himF) Other (write-in)
>>1680636>C) Hope your pickaxe has enough reach and strike him when he's right next to youThe sane option.
>>1680636>C) Hope your pickaxe has enough reach and strike him when he's right next to youPreferably while we're still undetected.
>>1680636>C) Hope your pickaxe has enough reach and strike him when he's right next to you
>>1680643>>1680648>>1680661>>1680670You anxiously wait as the camouflaged form of the hunter inches closer to you with every step, his finger tapping the side of the triggerguard anxiously as he waits for his target to pop into his field of view at any moment.You too grip the handle of your weapon tight in anticipation for the strike when the man eventually is within reach.Eventually after almost fifteen minutes of waiting he is close enough for you to attempt striking and when he lowers his weapon for the briefest moment to push aside the brances and look into the bush you are inside of, you spring up with the pickaxe raised over your head and grinning like an absolute madman.Roll 1d20 with a bonus of +2 for using your signature weapon to see whether the hit lands.
>>1682341Oh yeah and +1 for stealth bonus
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1682341Hack and Slash!
>>1682359Before the hunter has a chance to raise his weapon or even scream for that matter you violently bring the head of the pickaxe down onto his skull, watching as the tip penetrates though his forehead and comes out through his neck with an accompanying spray of blood.As the man is just about on death's doorstep you decide to finish him off with one last display of brutality and quickly yank the tip out of his head and before your victim has a chance to fall onto his knees you swing the weapon in an upwards arc and nail him right across the chest, watching sadistically as his guts spill out like confetti from a pinata while he hangs up on top your pickaxe mid-air.You unfortunately don't have long to celebrate your new kill as you can hear a low growl emanating from behind you and turn to see a snarling dog with what you're guessing is a stab vest on its back.It would seem the hunter wasn't alone on his trip.What do you do? Your pickaxe is currently stuck in your victim's chest and you won't be able to yank it out before the dead man's canine companion will be on you.A) Attempt to subdue the dogB) Wrestle it to the ground and attempt to snap its neckC) Attempt to intimidate it and make it run awayD) Act friendly and try to calm it downE) Other (write-in)
>>1682396> [E] Muster forth all of your strength and swing your pickaxe with the aim of dislodging the corpse stuck upon it and sending it hurtling towards the dog
>>1682400C) Attempt to intimidate it and make it run awayTime to show it who's the boss here
>>1682396>C) Attempt to intimidate it and make it run away
>>1682396>B) Wrestle it to the ground and attempt to snap its neck
>>1682400>>1682411>>1682430>>1682446You release your grip on the handle of the pickaxe, letting it fall to the ground alongside the body its stuck in before standing up to your full height and attempting to put on your best warface.You can feel the dog hesitate for a moment as it starts circling you, obviously looking for an opening to attack you.It barks at you angrily with spit flying out of its mouth as it too attempts to appear intimidating despite the size difference.Throw 1d100 to see if you can spook your way out of the situation with a +5 bonus for being bigger and another +5 for being an undead monstrosity.Lemme see those warfaces anons.
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>1682481...
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>1682481
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>1682481
Rolled 70 + 10 (1d100 + 10)Sad we get no doggo.Happy we get some teeth
Rolled 16 + 10 (1d100 + 10)
>>1682597>>1682560>>1682499>>1682494>>1682484Sorry if this came kinda late, I was just about finished writing the next scene during work before my mobile browser fucked up and I lost all of it. Had to rewrite everything all over again from memory when I got back home.You angrily throw the mining helmet off your head, exposing your dirty, thinning white hair to the outside air alongside whatever mushy rotten skin hasn't fallen off the top of your skull.The dog is not in the least bit impressed by the beginning of your display and continues to furiously snarl at you with saliva flying off its snout each time it barks.You take a deep breath then reel yourself backwards, your neck turning to an unnatural angle alongside your head as you puff your chest boastfully. You can hear your bones audibly pop as your entire body prepares to release the loudest goddamn noise that you have ever let out to intimidate the dog out of its fight with you.Then you launch yourself forward, your eyes popping so far out of their sockets it would be almost comical if you didn't look so terrifying while doing itFinally, while in the middle of the movement your mouth is thrown wide open and you release a screech so earshatteringly-loud and horrifying that god and devil themselves are most likely cringing in pain as they hear it echo across time and space:"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"cont.
When you're finished with your display of superiority over the dog, its fur has completely sprung up in fear and it has shit, piss and vomit all around itself. It slowly starts backing away from you with a completely blank look of utter horror plastered on its little face. It seems to have realized that this is not a shouting contest that it could possibly ever hope to win.You observe with heavy intakes of breath as the dog slowly disappears from your field of view and afterwards from the forest itself. You eventually faintly feel its presence leave the realm of the living soon after it exited the forest and reached the main highway.You simply shrug your shoulders and put your helmet back onto your head before non-chalantly removing the pickaxe from the corpse of the hunter, shaking off some of the gore that got stuck on it.Speaking of the corpse, what should you do with it?A) Bury itB) Search itC) Eat itD) Defile itE) Bring it with you back to the mines, you can decide laterF) Other (write-in)
>>1682748>B) Search itthenC) Eat itbecause why the fuck not
>>1682748E) Bring it with you back to the mines, you can decide laterWe need full crew to start that game of blackjack, don't we?
>>1682762Supporting, but we might as well also take his teeth for those necklaces we'll be making.
You pick up the man's rifle from the ground and sling it over your shoulder before grabbing hold of his ankle and beginning to drag him towards your home, on the way occasionally getting annoyed when parts of the body get stuck onto the foliage and you have to stop to yank them off.When you eventually get close enough to see the entrance of the mine, you feel almost happy for a second until that feeling is shattered by the sound of a small airplane closing in where you are currently at at a low-altitude judging from just how loud it is.A) Hit the dirt and hope you are not spottedB) Drop the body and run as fast as you can towards the caveC) Ignore the airplane, its not like its purposefully looking for youD) Attempt to shoot the plane down with the rifleE) Other (write-in)
>>1682915OH SHITA) Hit the dirt and hope you are not spotted
>>1682915A) Hit the dirt and hope you are not spotted
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjPAWbk5jKcYou blurt out a quick curse as you dive onto the forest floor and try to remain still as the small plane flies by your position.It does several passes overhead as if its actively surveying the area in search of something, that or its just some journalists taking pictures of the aftermath of the wildfire.The plane continues to linger around for a few more minutes before its pilot turns it around to leave the area, causing you to sigh in relief and get back up.You continue dragging the body of your latest victim without any further incident and once you reach the interior of the mine you lay it onto a table and actually sit down for a moment to ponder on what you should do next. You are honestly getting bored at this point just lingering around in the forest where no-one can really find you, a somewhat odd feeling considering you are quite simply a dead man walking and as far as you know your kind of people don't tend to die of old age.You look once more at the body, which is already starting to get swarmed by flies and despite having lost your nose ages ago you can still most certainly smell the scent of the dead body.What do you wish to do next?A) Search the body for useful itemsB) Eat the body for nourishmentC) Take the teeth off the bodyD) Wait for the night to fall then head for the nearest town (can be combined with other actions)E) Take a nap on the bedF) Other activity (write-in)Last post for the night.
>>1683172B) Eat the body for nourishmentandC) Take the teeth off the body
>>1683172Do >>1683178 but also>D) Wait for the night to fall then head for the nearest townLet's see if there's anyone particularly naughty we can take out.
>>1683237A) Search the body for useful itemsD) Wait for night etc.
>>1683235>>1685673>>1683331>>1683237>>1683178Your stomach, which you weren't sure even existed anymore, begins grumbling angrily at the thought of consuming fresh meat despite the fact that said flesh comes from an unusual source.So, you figure why not its not like he or anyone else will mind considering he's dead and all that.Not sure exactly where to begin you decide to do what the undead most commonly tend to consume, the brain.You heft your pickaxe upwards, using it to smash the skull wide open before looking inside.After taking an experimental nibble at the brain you quickly find that you have a newfound love for the taste of human brains and begin taking huge chunks out of your victim's gray matter and happily munching down on them like candy.After having eaten everything but a small bit of the lower end you feel quite contempt with the meal and figure you should probably store the rest of it somewhere so you hack the body into smaller pieces and store it into a container that you bury into the ground to keep it from going bad.Of course, you first remembered to collect the teeth off the body by smashing them in with your pickaxe before making a nice little necklace out of them with some copper wiring.Afterwards you simply chill around the mine for a while as you wait for the night to arrive so you can go pay a visit to the nearby town of Ashton after remembering it from the badges of the two police officers you scared off.You still have some time for preparations before heading out for the hunt, what do you wish to take with you?>Write-in a list of four items that you want to take with you besides your pickaxe, if you're not certain you can choose to check your inventory to see what's available.
>>1686073After taking a quick stock of your items, including the ones you found on your latest victim, you find the following:>A hunting knife>Dynamite>A box of matches>Kerosene canisters>A shovel>An axe>A flare gun>A hunting rifle>Spare ammunition>Binoculars>A bottle of water>A compass>A wallet>A survival kit w/ basic medical supplies and a set of surgical tools>A flip-knife>A lighter>A pack of cigarettes>A phone>An expensive-looking wristwatch>A tiny revolver with no ammo>A bundle of rope
>>1686101>A hunting knifeBackup melee if pickaxe is stuck>Dynamite>A box of matches>A lighter>Kerosene canistersBlowing shit up and burning shit down>A hunting rifle>Spare ammunitionJust in case someone runs away and we're to slow to catch em.>Binocularsfor creeping on folks>A bundle of ropeRope is always useful
>>1686162^this anon informed me through discord that he wishes to change his loadout to the following:>Lighter>Dynamite>Kerosene canisters>Hunting rifle>Spare ammunitionWith this loadout there's an overburdened penalty of -1 for specific rolls.I'll be sure post a permalink to discord in the OP of next thread but there's going to be temporary ones posted every now and then on this one. Link: https://discord.gg/hH2pnsT
>>1685917>box of matches>binoculars>pack of cigarettes>walletI trust in our pickaxe
>A bundle of rope>A wallet>A hunting knife>A lighter>A pack of cigarettesI would decide against taking our pickaxe. It is very cumbersome and it will be very difficult to hide if we plan to go undercover. Let´s look foor some rags or old coat while we are at the mine to hide ourselves and then we will try to break into a store or something to get what we need.
So far there are three out of four items that have been agreed upon by at least two people:>Lighter>Pack of cigarettes>WalletCertainly not something I'd be taking for a nightly stroll to town if I were a serial killer but hey, who am I to judge.
>>1686185>>1686192Wtf guys, why the fuck would you need cigarettes on a murder spree
>>1686236I am ready to change my vote for hunting knife to get this rolling, although binoculars would let us choose our targets better.>>1686239You know how long we have been without cigs and beside it is good form to offer dying man an last smoke
So if anon changes the vote for cigarettes to hunting knife then out new set up would be:>Lighter>Hunting Knife>WalletWe still require one more item that everyone can agree on though.
>>1686313I'll vote for ciggies...How else will we keep our screaming voice so silky and smooth?
>>1686313I meant that I vote for knife instead of box of matches or binoculars... so my current vote>hunting knife>binoculars>pack of cigarettes>wallet
>>1686331Yeah sorry bout that I misread your post. Anyway, looks like we're finally all set to go.You decide that after having a break of several decades at this point, you really could use a smoke and pick up the pack of cigarettes from the pile before pocketing it along with the cheap lighter that came with it.Next you go through the belongings of your most recent kill, taking his wallet and hunting knife onto your person for reasons you're not really sure yourself. The knife you could probably use as a backup throwing weapon but the wallet does not really have any practical use to you and you mostly take it with you out of a sense of familiarity after having checked its contents.The crumpled and worn photograph of the hunter and his family brought back old memories of your own loved ones, most of whom have probably long since moved on or died at this point.By the time you move out, a heavy fog has began covering the landscape of the forest and the nearby area. Making it a perfect time for you to start stacking up the bodycount.The trip out of the forest is mostly uneventful, you only get occasionally harassed by curious owls that hoot at you every so often from the branches of their tree homes.When you reach the outskirts of the town you can see that its streets have already been completely in a thick white bog that doesn't let anyone passing through see much beyond a few meters.You have quite a few hours to commit your massacre, where do you wish to start searching for victims?>Write in your destination (ex. Police station, Suburbs, Main park...)
>>1686358> Police StationWe are become death!
>>1686358>SuburbsTime for tooth fairy to visit naughty people
Suburbs. More sleeping people unlike the park, and less guns and security than the police station. The worst we're likely to meet is a guard dog, and we can scare them off. Plus, maybe someone left a window open to welcome us.
Local newspaper officesLets search for info about our death
You decide to aim your first strike to where the population density is the highest, in the case of a town such as this it is most certainly the suburbs where most of Ashton's working-age population will be located in.Faint memories of the town's layout resurface in your mind as you attempt navigating through the different streets and find a decent looking neighborhood to start your door-to-door visits in.Eventually you look spot a sign that reads autumn streets and a vivid memory of your childhood passes through your mind's eye as you remember why the name is so familiar.Its where the people who bullied and beat the shit out of you when you were in high school lived and still could if they haven't moved out. Something that is quite likely given how much time has passed.The thought of taking revenge on such disgusting people is quite tempting but on the other hand most of the houses seem to have been boarded up due to foreclosure and you won't find many victims there compared to other neighborhoods.What do you do?>Head to Autumn street and attempt to find the houses of your former tormentors>Pass Autumn street and head to a more populated neighborhood.
>>1686484>>Head to Autumn street and attempt to find the houses of your former tormentorsWell, this is about to go Undead Serial Killer VS. some other Monstrous Serial killer, isn't it?
>>1686484>>Head to Autumn street and attempt to find the houses of your former tormentors
>>1686484>Head to Autumn street and attempt to find the houses of your former tormentors
>>1686484>Head to Autumn street and attempt to find the houses of your former tormentorsVengence!
The thought of splitting the skulls of these people fills your shriveled up heart with a sick sense of joy.People like the dim-witted motherfucker Murphy who always beat you to a pulp in the locker room if he felt like taking out his frustration of a lost game on someone.People like the snarky douchebag Dennis who embarrassed you in front of the whole school during the talent show when he dropped a bucket of pigshit onto your head in the middle of your performance.These people... will get whats coming to them and more, even if you have to follow them to the gates of hell itself to do so.Without hesitation you turn towards Autumn Street, checking every mailbox for the names of the people who made your teenage years a living nightmare.You walk in silence, looking left and right at the different houses that are either completely collapsed or at the very least pretty run-down and weathered from the years that they have endured.Eventually, you spot a familiar name and you begin grinning in a sadistic manner at the murderous thoughts forming in your head.'D. Jenson' Is what reads on the mailbox, but the house itself is unmistakable. This is definetely the house of Dennis.And it looks like an absolute shithole, reflective of the person living within. The paint has almost completely fallen off the walls and there are several holes dotting the window covers and the front door.The house barely seems to have any lights left on and through the window curtains to the right of the front door you can see the barest hint of light of a TV screen shining through.How do you wish to enter into the building?A) Ring the doorbellB) Climb in through a windowC) Smash your way through the front doorD) Climb the ladder on the side of the building and enter through the roofE) Break the lock of the basement hatch and sneak in through thereF) Other (write-in)
>>1686647>E) Break the lock of the basement hatch and sneak in through there
>>1686647> A) Ring the doorbell
Sorry its taking a while, I'm trying to find decent pictures to go with these.The lock holding the basement hatch shut seems to have long since corroded to the point of obsolescence and you easily break it by hitting it with the blunt end of your pickaxe.After throwing the hatch wide open, you slowly climb down the staircase into the smelly dark basement, thanking your lucky stars that your sense of smell is not as good these days or you would have probably puked by now.After reaching the bottom of the stairs, your eyesight quickly adjusts to the darkness and you see what to a normal mind would be quite a disturbing sight but one that your degraded mind simply shrugs off.Children, of all ages hanging at the end of a noose from the roof of the basement. Their little eyes show no signs of life in them as you go take a closer look, they are simply hung up like dolls in a giftshop.You walk past the dead kids and up to the door leading out of the basement, making sure to walk slowly and carefully so as not to attract attention to yourself until you are at striking distance.Slowly opening the door, you creep your head up from behind it and see the unmistakable form of an aged Dennis Jenson sitting on an armchair in nothing but his underwear. He's a disgusting blob of a man at this point and the years have certainly not made him anymore handsome.You could go in loud and announce yourself, letting him know utter fear in his final moments as he finds out who his killer is.Or you could simply slit his throat and watch as he bleeds out onto the carpet like a stuck pig, dying a sudden death with no chance no chance of redemption or survival.How do you wish to confront Dennis?>Sneak up on him and put a knife to his throat so he doesn't have a chance to run away>Walk up to him with your pickaxe in hand, paralyze him with fear before icing him
>>1686854>Sneak up on him and put a knife to his throat so he doesn't have a chance to run away
>>1686854Quick death is too merciful for him.>"Hello Dennis, remember me?">Walk up to him with your pickaxe, aiming to cripple his leg, before driving him into basement for final touch. Going to sleep now, I'll see later how this ended.
>>1686854Let's take a third option, since I'm sure everyone on this thread is a sicko like me who hates bullies and loves gore.Take him downstairs, cut down a body and use the noose's rope to tie him to a chair.Then we get suggestions from everyone on the thread on how to torture him.
>>1686854Going with >>1687129
>>1687129This is fekking sick
You figure that since you're here now you might as well take your time with Dennis and torment him like he too tormented you and so many others.You slowly walk up to him with your pickaxe in hand, he is completely oblivious to your presence and continues munching down on a taco even as you drive the tip of you weapon into his kneecap and shatter it.As expected he quickly screams in pain as he stares at the mining tool stuck in his leg and reflexively attempts to grab it but he has gotten so fat that he is unable to even move properly so he just remains seated in the armchair and continues to scream and pant heavily as he slowly turns to look towards you.\"Hello Dennis, remember me?" You say in a scratchy voice, attempting your best to imitate what you once sounded like when you were still a human. "Of course you don't, you always had the memory span of a chocolate bar.""Who..." He's about to ask before you rip the pickaxe out of his leg and drive it into his other knee, once more causing a round of pain to explode in his body."Who am I? I'm just another victim." You say in a disturbingly calm voice as you rip the pickaxe out and watch as the fat blob spazzes in his chair from the pain of having both of his kneed busted. "And you're about to be one too soon enough."Dennis screams bloody murder as you drag him off the couch by his ankle and towards the basement door, purposefully letting him hit every obstacle on the way there.Once you've let him hit every stair on the way down into the abyss, he's almost completely passed out from pain and you're having a hard time tying his oversized body down with the heavy duty rope you took off the bodies of the children hanging from the roof.After a bucket of cold water to his face, your victim's considerably more aware of what's going on now and ready for the treatment you're about to give him.How do you wish for him to suffer?>Write-in either a summary or if you feel like it a full description on what you want to do with Dennis.
>>1688768Forgot to put on name and trip.
>lack of players is horrible thing to see>>1688768I'll be boring and end this quickly unless some other anon has better ideas.>Tie an plastic bag around Dennis head and watch him suffocate, before striking pickaxe through his skull
>>1688768"Trim his fat" read: butcher his flesh while he's still alive and conscious with the hunting knife (or a better knife tool if there is one in the kitchen). And when he gets somewhat light enough (while still alive), hang him like he hanged the poor children. Then take his teeth out with extreme prejudice.Also get the children off the ropes and onto the floor. We of all people know these kids didn't deserve the shit they got done to them. Then I guess we're done here?
>>1688878Is >>1688978 a better enough idea?
Well bummer, looks like the thread's been bumplocked. And just when shit's about to get real.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have so many options if you take a little time to think about it.>Waterboarding>Electrocute him now he's wet>Force 2L of water down his throat, then punch his fat belly until he pukes it all up>Cut out his eyes and cauterise the wounds with a lighter>Twist a corkscrew into his forearm between the bones, then wrench it out>Break his arms with a hammer>Pull his teeth out one by one>Thread some string into a nostril and out the mouth, and saw with it until the string snaps>Push gradually thicker things into his belly button (starting with a cocktail stick and ending with a finger)>Heat up a knife, slit his cock open from head to hilt, then put a hosepipe up to the pisshole and turn it on until his bladder burstsAny other suggestions?
>>1689220The classic: burn him alive
Well, see you guys next thread? Someone should archive this, because this quest is nice.
Nu thred: >>1712827