Session start Before we get started these are josh's stand stats Will post the Combat and Dice system after thisStand user [Josh Borkowsk]Stand name [Ride the Lightning]>power C>speed A >endurance A >precision C >development potential B>range B >it has the ability to conduct and manipulate electricity of almost any voltage and to shoot short bursts of said electricity however it cannot conduct through rubber Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most boring. Almost nothing happens here, hell, even the names of the streets sound dull, Merle Hay road. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned. After 3 hours, an ambulance, several reporters and a laughing Andrew later, You finally get to talk to Andrew and tell him everything"So the cop attacked cooper, but why?""Don't look at me, all I did was find the evidence for it."You just remembered about the other cop that was with john"Wait where is the other cop"You scan the entire room. Nowhere to be found. Bowler hat guy walks right up to Andrew"so that's why you keep him as a body guard?""Yes, have you talked to police yet? did they find anything unusual?""Nothing much, however almost all of our aztec stone mask's have been stolen!"wait what"but why would they want those?""I don't know but they are rather useless and cheap, they only sell for 20$ everywhere. Well whatever the case is, the ambulance crew said both men are fine and they will be tended to and should be in stable condition by tomorrow. However they are already saying that whoever the fellow you just clobbered will be suffering from PTSD from this event"Andrew though confused chimes in as well"Whatever the reason this cannot be tolerated and must be dealt with soon. Such artifacts can not go missing, wether expensive or cheap""agreed"Andrew tells him that you and himself will be calling it a night and heading home. As you walk out into the parking lot he ask's "want me to take you home, zeus?""That would be nice since its fucking 9:00pm and my folks will most likely be worried sick"This is day is the strangest you have endured in your entire life. and something tells you that it will only get stranger. On the car ride back you decide to strike up a conversation about>Andrew's past>Your past>The specifics of Hamon and its various techniques>other (write in)
ROLLING: another JoJo’s Bizarre quest uses a d100 rolling. The default table for significant actions the tiers of success requiring a roll is as follows: 1 CRITICAL MISS, 2-10: Definite Miss 11-89: Various Degrees of Success 90-99: Definite Success 100: OVERPOSE! 1s and 100s cannot be overturned unless the other is rolled to cancel it out. Otherwise, the highest tier of success achieved goes.WHAT DO STATS DO?: The stats do two things. First, they extend the “Definite Success” range of a Stand’s actions, as follows: E: No change (90-99) D: 80-99 C: 75-99 B: 70-99 A: 65-99BATTLE SYSTEM: There is no flat health value, nor is there any flat way to determine damage sustained due to an attack. Powers can tend to inflict conditions that the enemy has to deal with, and you don’t necessarily have to KO an enemy to take him or her out of the fight. A given power may inflict a condition that the player will have to contend against in some manner, similar to a FATE aspect. For example, if a Stand has the power to throw around gravity wells, and the user catches an enemy in the range of one of his wells, the target would, reasonably, be “weighed down” by the enhanced gravity due to the gravity well; it would be harder to move around and avoid any further attacks unless the well can be dispelled somehow. Treat the effects of a power similar to how you would treat any trait, except it is (usually) temporary in nature. Conditions are ranked from 1 (minor) to 5 (strong). Conditions also tend to stack upon each other, so it is best to try to get rid of conditions before they cripple your character. Even though a character may be heavily crippled by conditions, it doesn’t necessarily mean they are always out of the fight. It will be significantly harder to perform actions you want, but depending on the nature of the condition, you might still have an out if you can figure a way out of the condition yourself or can get backup from someone else. Just because you’re down doesn’t always mean you’re out.
Alright I will give the session one more hour for anon's to join, if none show then I will just try and continue it tomorrow
Something BIZARRE for this quest to have. But it isn't from JoJo
>>1651215Sweet, so here are your options for dialog for the car ride back home>Andrew's past>Your past>The specifics of Hamon and its various techniques>other (write in)
>>1651290>The specifics of Hamon and its various techniquesTechnique dump HO!
>>1651316Hamon it is thenwriting
>>1650943On the car ride home, you just cannot get your mind on what Rebecca did, with. What did she call it? Hamon? Because it's kind of hard to get rid of the thought that you can heal somebody by beating them to a pulp while yelling something about "overdrive" while your fists glow. Wonder what kind of techniques you can learn. You ask Andrew"So with Hamon, what kind of techniques can I learn?"Andrew shrugs"Most likely an infinite number of possibilities but the ones I mastered were Sunset yellow overdrive, Scarlet Overdrive and Metal Silver Overdrive. Other than that I did not learn much in it since I already possessed a stand so for me it was kind of pointless""What was that one ability Rebecca used?""Reiki Chiyu overdrive?"You snap your fingers "That's it! how do I do that?""Again, I am not a hamon master myself but Rebecca knows a lot of techniques that she didn't teach me.""Where did she learn her's""From some woman named Lisa Lisa she meat once in Italy. Other than that she never really went into detail""Interesting"You arrive right in front of your apartment in Franlkin Ave. You thank Andrew for the quick ride back home and head into the house... Where you are greeted with an angry polish father and an even angrier polish mother"Do you know what time it is?
>>1651380Almost forgot the options>I can explain>Tell them about how you helped out an old man since he slipped on a puddle in a parking lot at the golf course >other (write in)
>>1651390>Tell them about how you helped out an old man since he slipped on a puddle in a parking lot at the golf course Please Polish Papa, he's rich!
>>1651404Tell em about your good naturewriting
>>1651380"Ale ojciec! he's extremely rich, he even let me toured his house. The man had 8 cars and more on the way.""Ok then smart guy, what's his name!""Andrew Valasco, he golfs up in the waveland golf course"Your father freezes, then checks the local news paper in the business section. After turning a couple of pages he asks you another question relating to your new rich friend"Where was he tonight doing then?""Opening the des monies natural history museum, he got to cut the ribbon with those big scissors along with his cohort, cooper."After signing he puts down the paper and looks your mother in the eyes"He's telling the truth, surprisingly this Valasco guy does enjoy golfing up where he works and so far he has been right on everything about him so far.""Sorry for not seeing or talking to either of you all day but I have a job to"Your mother, though frustrated, manages to calm herself down"Please, just don't randomly leave through the window and down the fire escape, at least have breakfast with us. It's hard moving to america I know that but please, please understand it was for everyone's good, including yourself."What say now?>I am not that upset though>I just wish I can go back my old town>Other (write in)
>>1651476>I am not that upset thoughI just find it kind of boring here. Why couldn't we move into the same building as Uncle in Chicago?
>>1651476>I am not that upset though>>1651540I don't know Toruc, our cousin in New York saw a guy fuck up two cops using coke. Anyways, how did my advice about polygamy go for you?
>>1651567No third yet, so...........Also, Chicago had a HUGE polish population. Still has one of the largest populations of people of Polish descent outside of Warsaw.
>>1651540>>1651567"I am not that upset though. It is just extremely boring here, why couldn't we move up near uncle in Chicago or with our aunt's in Minnesota?"Your father laughs while your mother seems a bit worried"Because uncle Gustaw saw a man get shot, twice. Its not that safe for you or your mother"Even though you have a ghost that cannot be seen by anyone and broke two men in half with its power alone. You don't say a word as your mother continues what your father started"And aunt Elzbieta, Halina and Katarzyna have their own problems in Minnasota and we will be burdens on them if anything, now go get ready for bed, and promise me to never do this again, nearly gave me a heart attack."I promis mama""good, before you get ready I want to let you know me and your papa will be gone for the rest of the day, exploring Des Monies at around 5:00am and then at 6:00pm go and eat at that fancy sea food place called "splash" so we won't be home when you wake up""ok mama"You go and get ready for bed and then, once you lay in bed you truly feel how tired you are and finally drift to sleep... Until Andrew throws small rocks at your window in the middle of the night at around 4:00am what do?>Ignore him, he might go away>open your window>other (write in)
>>1651623No worries mi amigo, just have patience and you'll find your third. And I'm referencing the second greatest JoJo, who's currently up in New York.But the more I know about Chicago and polacks
>>1651647>open your window>other (write in)>"Let me sleep for fuck's sake!"
>>1651647>>open your window>>other (write in)>>"Let me sleep for fuck's sake!">>1651648Yeah, just explaining for anyone who might ask why I said Chicago. I have read everything up to part 7. Just starting 8.
>>1651647I should clarify with the voting process but I usually wait between 10 and 15 minutes for votes
>>1651655>>1651688Josh needs his beauty sleepWriting
>>1651647Jesus christ does this man even sleep? Never the less you approach the window, this man has an entire hand full of pebbles and is just throwing it at your window. He smiles when he see's you start opening the window and say in a whisper"Jesus christ let me sleep Andrew, its 4:00 in the fucking morning and I finally got a day off at my job.""4:50 actually but close enough, besides you need to wake up anyway's, sleeping in especially in this city is just a waste of time and is for weaker men."Andrew finally has gone insane" I don't give a rats ass, besides my parents are asleep and I don't want to wake the-""You won't have to wake them up, I will!"Oh god no no no no no "DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE"But in a flash he runs into the apartment complex, jesus christ this is not going to end well. In a matter of moments Andrew is knocking on your door, instantly waking up your parents. So this is how it ends? You hear your papa's voice calling you to the front door in a mixture of shock and confusion. You get their and papa's face is mildly amusing "umm syn? It's for you."Andrew starts to talk."Can I take your son out for breakfast at my place? I am going to give him a tour around the city and I want to give him breakfast before we do"Your father starts to squint"No son of mine is just going to go out with a man he just met yesterday for no reaso"Andrew cuts him off"How much are your bills and rent?""None of your concern!"Andrew starts digging into his pocket and finds his wallet while your dad was making a speech about how he should respect his parents and such. He then starts pulling out 100$ bills wait what! Your father is just as shocked as you are as he pulls out 4,000 dollars. "Will this be enough for those bills as gratitude for letting me take your son out and show him the city?"Before you can say anything your father takes the money "YES! have fun touring the city josh."He rushes you out to the door and then closes it. Andrew with a smile says"And who say's money can't get you anything"What do?>D-Do you just pull money out like that to solve your problems?>Ok what is this about?>other (write in)
>>1651777>Ok what is this about?
>>1651777>D-Do you just pull money out like that to solve your problems?>Ok what is this about?
>>1651786>>1651818Alright (I swear this isn't Andrew's whacky time out you are going to love where this is going I promise)writing
>>1651777"Number one do you constantly just pull money out of your ass to solve your problems? Number two, what is this even about?"Andrew chuckles"Number one, a lot more than you realize. Number two, Rebecca's friend that taught her Hamon is visiting her, so I thought you could meet her and maybe get some training for hamon usage."Finally!"What's her name""A girl named Lisa Lisa, i've met her already during her last visit. Be careful however, girl hits like a truck"Yes, now you can finally learn some of those weird tricks Andrew told me about last night. Andrew and you start walking towards his car to begin the drive to his mansion. After a quick thirty minute drive you are finally at Andrew's, and out in front you can see Rebecca and another female, about in her 30's like Andrew... With a blond haired kid?What do?>ask if that's lisa lisa>who's the other guy with them>other (write in)
>>1651863>other (write in)>"I'll guess the other girl is Lisa Lisa, who's the blonde though?"
>>1651863Oh boy...>ask if that's lisa lisa
>>1651863You can already guess the other girl is Lisa Lisa from the looks of it however who's the blond guy? Andrew might know"Andrew, I can see that the girl on Rebecca's side however who's the blond kid?""No clue however Rebecca did say Lisa Lisa was training someone else in hamon to, so you not only have a great hamon teacher but you also have a sparring partner... With random purple make up on his cheeks?"You and Andrew get out of the car to greet them, Lisa Lisa is surprisingly tall for a woman at 5ft 7 inches. Beating moma out by a foot and 3 inches. Never the less you approach both Lisa Lisa and the blond haired kid with Andrew speaking first."Hey Lisa Lisa long time no see! How have you been!"Lisa calmly stairs at Andrew"Cut it out and tell me why you picked a random kid to learn Hamon?"The blond kid... man... manchild? adds his hat into the ring"Why on earth is this uncivilized child even wanting to learn hamon?"Great... He's a pompous asshole. Lisa however shoots him a quick look as if to mentally tell him to be quiet then continues to talk."Never the less since I am here, I will ask you one more time just to be sure. Do you really want to learn Hamon?"Good god how many times do you have to answer that question"Yes"Lisa smiles"That is all I needed to hear but first I want to test your strength."Oh come ON!"Cesar, mind doing a little bit of sparing with him?""With pleasure"So that's his name huh? However Cesar starts walking over in the middle of the front yard before Andrew starts to talk"Oh hell no! Not in the front yard where I just had some landscaping done! If you are going to test him, take it to the backyard!"Annoyed both Lisa and Cesar follow Andrew and Rebecca into the backyard. While walking Andrew whispers to you"Hey josh. Don't use your stand in this one, they want to test you as a person not your stand. Besides I don't want you to zeus one of them and possibly kill them since its a bitch to sell your real estate if a random guy died on the property."You tell him not to worry, you won't kill the blond haired man. As soon as you are all finally in the backyard Cesar starts ready himself for the "test".He scoffs at you"ruin my clothes please, it's hard to charm women with sweat drenched clothes"You ready yourself as well. Now that both of you are ready Cesar makes his first move by striking you with roundhouse kick.what do?>Meet his kick with your own>dodge it and try to strike his other leg to throw him to the ground>other (write in)
>>1652069>other (write in)Dodge, grab the leg, try and break the knee. We should act in a swift, brutal manner.
>>1652069>dodge it and try to strike his other leg to throw him to the ground
>>1652069>other (write in)Evade the kick, then sweep his other leg. Knock him to the ground
>>1652093>>1652103Since these two are so similar, I will just count them in the same vote as each otherSo hit me with some 1d100's
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>1652124
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>1652124Hey Caesar, what should I fight you with? Rocks or knives?
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>1652124
>>1652150I hope that other anon show's up and rolls because if he doesn't Cesar's going to turn you into salad
>>1652142>>1652150>>1652160annnnnnnd a face full of roundhouse kick. Poor joshWriting
>>1652069Shit you didn't expect him to move so fast. You try and dodge the round house kick however it still catches you right in the nose and ceasar follows it up with two jabs to the chest and another kick to the gut. This is not going as planned, at all. Cesar mocks you."Good lord I've had better fights from women than anything you mustered so far"Andrew has a worried expression on his face. Thing's are not looking good in the slightest>Cesar's condition[NONE]>Josh's condition'sdazed (threat level 2)what do?>uppercut him, he doesn't expect it>kick him in the gut, eye for an eye>other (write in)
>>1652168Might as well let Caesar get cocky, he can get this one hit in. And then (depending on rolls) we teach him a lesson in humility
>>1652186>uppercut him, he doesn't expect it
>>1652186>uppercut him, he doesn't expect it>other (write in)Follow it up with a few strikes to the balls, and then trip him
>>1652198>>1652201street fighter it is, 1d100 plus tax please
Rolled 98 (1d100)>>1652248
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>1652248Aye>>1652255Step aside Wamuu! We're taking over your job at character killing!
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>1652248
>>1652255well this might be an even fight after allwriting
>>1652255https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0YSCBQqeb08Pillar Men theme didn't give enough of hype.
>>1652186You've come to far only to let this living piece of calzone beat the snot out of you. You want your Hamon powers, and if he's going to stand in your way then fine but he will know why nobody should stand in your way. With a battle cry you begin your attack"ORYIA"You uppercut him straight in his jaw and it sends him staggering, you also follow it up with multiple left and right hooks into his cheeks and finishing it with a swift, brutal, crushing blow to his groin. Cesar Screamed in pain."Really!"Lisa looks surprised at your capabilities and the fact you are able to stand your ground against Cesar while Andrew and Rebecca smile at the sight. Cesar however is fuming."Fine, if you don't want to go out like a light the easy way that's fine , we can easily do this the hard way!"He rushes you>Josh's conditionsdazed (threat level 2)>Cesar's conditions Tunnel vision (threat level 3)What do?>meet his rush >Meet his rush however fake him out and try and trip him>other (write in)
>>1652334>meet his rush
>>1652334>Meet his rush however fake him out and try and trip him
>>1652354>>1652363look like we need a tie breaker
>>1652363>>1652409there we go. 1d100s please
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>1652417
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>1652417Toss my salad Caesar!
Rolled 41 (1d100)>>1652417WITNESS ME
>>1652434so close however he's gonna toss itwriting
>>1652334Shit he looks really angry, however since he's still tunnel visioning you might be able to trip him up. You meet his rush with your own however you fake him out last second and try to trip him however he narrowly dodges it. This leaves you two facing face to face. And you really wish he wasn't so close to your face since he starts yelling at you in anger while spraying saliva everywhere."Smart but not smart enough you uncivilized rat."He proceeds to preform a barrage of fists similar to your oryia oryia oryia that you did to john last nightwhat do?>josh's conditions[Removed] stunned (threat level 2)>Cesar's conditionsTunnel vision (threat level 3)>meet his barrage with your own>dodge it>other (write in)
>>1652503>dodge it>other (write in)>"You REALLY need to calm down there, or else you're gonna end up like your name's sake some day."
>>1652503>>dodge it>>other (write in)>>"You REALLY need to calm down there, or else you're gonna end up like your name's sake some day."
>>1652517>>1652523>>16525471d100's to avoid getting tossed by Cesar the salad
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>1652554BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>1652554
>>1652562>>1652568you bess hope another anon rolls a lot higher because if not you are gonna really feel it
>>1652598SOMEONE SAVE US
>>1652618I am going to give it 5 minutes, however if nobody show's up ceasar is going to kick your ass
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>1652631I'll roll just for the sake of rolling
>>1652562>>1652568well you are not out however you are extremely closewriting
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>1652664How's this roll? Too late?
>>1652666You've failed us Satan, no wonder God along with nearly everyone else in the world hates you
>>1652674But you rolled a 7
Cesar scream's "SUNSET YELLOW OVERDRIVE"He shoots a flurry of punches that caught you off guard even with your speed. You can feel each and every punch sink into your body, even feeling a few bones break, thank god for Rebecca. After what seems like an eternity, he finally finishes his move with a blow to the gut. It sends you flying to the edge of the backyard, nearly hitting the fence at full force in the backyard and destroying it. Cesar laughs"Is this the best you could do? I actually thought you would be an opponent but with that display you are more like a training dummy if anything"Andrew has worry written all over his face, Rebecca to. Lisa however shows more interest if anythingJosh's conditionsStunned (threat level 4)Broken Arm (threat level 3)Stamina drain (threat level 4)broken nose/bleeding from the nose (threat level 5)What do? moving target>get back up and do your own barrage, you will not loose, not now!>Play defensively and wait for him to make his move and then counter, you need to play it safe>other (write in)>>1652666Sorry satan, not even you could save josh from the salad of doom
>>1652686>>Play defensively and wait for him to make his move and then counter, you need to play it safe
>>1652683Don't remind me...>>1652686>Play defensively and wait for him to make his move and then counter, you need to play it safe
>>1652686Hey, is there anything around that we can use? I don't know if we can win this without using our environment.Or sneaking in some stand use.
>>1652706I mean you can however Andrew would disapprove, or laugh if you manage to do it properly. You can use your enviorment as well.
>>1652711Then, maybe we can convince him to punch the wall we're on if we dodge cleverly. I guess play it safe.
>>1652711Well what exactly IS around us French?
>>1652723A lot of things, a pool, lawn chairs, multiple sprinkler heads, a shed filled with shovels, hammers and other tools and a fountain
>>1652686Damn,i leave for a second and we are almost beaten.>[Ride the Lightining] pushes us back to the fight>"Come at me fuckboi">Play defensively and wait for him to make his move and then counter, you need to play it safe
>>1652733Can we bring him to the pool? Trick him into falling in somehow?
>>1652686>Play defensively and wait for him to make his move and then counter, you need to play it safeI step out to do laundry for 10 minutes and this is what you guys do.
>>1652749We're not gonna play the game of Texas and the Felon.>>1652753You can blame the dicd gods, for they can either be wonderful or right cunts
>>1652699>>1652700>>1652741>>1652753Play defensively it is then1d100's please without tax
>>1652757Nah, we can just put him in the pool and fend him off with a lawn chair. It's not easy to fight in water.
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>1652758No taxes?IRS is gonna eat us alive one day.
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>1652758FALL CAESAR>>1652763That's not bad really
>>1652768>Cantwakeup.mp3French can we know the DC before we all roll? That'd help
>>1652766>>1652768You better hope one of those anon's come back or else you will be either knocked out or so close to being knocked out that its irrelevant
Where did everybody go?
>>1652794I am giving it 5 more min's then I will count the roll's
Rolled 88 (1d100)>>1652758AWAKEN MY DICE ROLLS
Rolled 97 (1d100)AAAAAH FUCKING CAPTCHA DOESNT LOAD
>>1652804Well now, saved by the bellwriting
>>1652804BLESS YOU WAMUU>>1652807That's good too
>>1652758No, no no no no no. You refuse to just get knocked out like this, your stand offers you a hand and help's you up. As you steady yourself Cesar laughs at you, again..."Pffffffft, you can barely stand without the help of your imaginary friend. Prepare yourself for defeat"He rushes you again but this time you are ready. He starts another barrage of fists however with lightning quick reflexes you dodge one after the other, waiting for an opening. You see it almost instantly, he's left his left flank open for a quick jab. You punch him right in his rib, he jumps back in a mixture of pain and shock."n-nani, how the hell are you still standing, let alone dodging all of my fists!"He left himself open for another attack. What do?>Josh's conditionsBroken/bloody nose (threat level 4)[Removed] stunnedStamina drain (threat level 3)Broken arm (threat level 3)>Take it, time to go on the offensive>Keep doing what you are doing, its not worth the risk>other (write in)
>>1652863Put him in the pool!Also, point out that the most damaging attack he's hit you with was from his fairy sparkles, so he has no fucking grounds to complain about your imaginary friend.
>>1652882This is good, very good
>>1652882remember he still cannot see your stando, he is but a hamon user
>>1652898Yeah, but>"Pffffffft, you can barely stand without the help of your imaginary friend. Prepare yourself for defeat"
>>1652863>Keep doing what you are doing, it's not worth the risk
>>1652882>>1652890Surf's up dudes! But you gotta pay the beach fee of 1d100's to enter
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>1652914Time to shit
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>1652924Maybe my luck has finally shifted
>>1652924>>1652930I will let another poster roll however if even he fails, then Josh is KO'd
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>1652914Let's see if my rolls still suck
>>1652934By the hair of your ass josh is still in it to win itwriting
>>1652934OHHHHHHHWE'RE HALF WAY THEREOOOOHOH[LIVIN' ON A PRAYER]
There's are ticket there, he left himself open for another attack, this fight isn't going well at all on land but the water however..."Ok number one, you just attacked me with an attack called "Sunlight yellow overdrive" so you have no reason to say anything about my imaginary friend. Number two, how well are you good at swimming?""wait what?"You rush him and before he could counter you swiftly get to his side and push him into the pool. Just as planned. Cesar is now angrily screaming again"YOU BASTARD, YOU GOT MY CLOTHES WET!"Andrew is now laughing at the now soaked Cesar who is swimming like a small dog in the family pool. >Josh's conditionsBroken/bloody nose (threat level 4)Stamina drain (threat level 2)Broken arm (threat level 3)>Cesar's conditionSoaking wet (threat level 5)Angry tunnel vision (threat level 4)What do, ocean man?>Laugh, this is to funny>jump in and continue the attack>other (write in)
>>1652982Grab that pool cleaning net and whack him with the netless side!While laughing
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>1652914CAPTCHA FUCKING LOAD WRYYYY>jump in and continue the attack>CANNONBALL KICK
>>1652982>Grab that pool cleaning net and whack him with the netless side!>While laughing
>>1653006Why must you hurt us like this>>1652982>Grab that pool cleaning net and whack him with the netless side!>While laughing
>>1653002>>1653011>>1653020roll me 1d100 pool gladiators(also after this battle do you all want me to call it a night since the session has been going on for a long ass time?)
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>1653039Thats fine if its what you want frenchie
Rolled 37 (1d100)>>1653039Maybe what I need is a Jojo meme.How do these dice work?
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>1653006Oh dayum,should have edited the post once the captcha stoped loading...>>1653039Yeah,you should leave it after the fight
Rolled 77 (1d100)>>1653039Rolli->>1653047>>1653049>>1653052FUCK
>>1650946here's the link to the battle system and the dice>>1653047>>1653049>>1653052welp it turns out cesar was also ready for that. Writing
>>1653047>>1653049>>1653052Well shit>>1653057Toruc why didnt you roll earlier you fucking hero
>>1653063I literally did not have a chance. Update hit, went to roll, updates with your guys rolls.
>>1653058Well I propose something anons. Once this turn is done, let's just run to the shed, grab a shovel, and smack him over the head with it.
>>1653071Yes, the shed sounds like a good destination to travel to next.
>>1653057so close yet so farTime to end this, you quickly run into the barn and grab a pool net. This is the weapon for the gods of course. You then run over to the edge of the pool and starting to hit cesar with the netless side of the net over and over while laughing. After the 4th hit however cesar grabs the end of the net and drags you into the pool as well. You are now both wreslting for control over the net as if its life or death while blood from your nose drips into the pool.Andrew is on the floor, cannot breath, laughing, Lisa however is stairing intently at the sight without emotion>Josh's conditionsBroken/bloody nose (threat level 4)Stamina drain (threat level 1)Broken arm (threat level 3)>Cesar's conditionSoaking wet (threat level 5)Angry tunnel vision (threat level 4)What do, pool noodle (last roll of the battle so don't fuck this up)>wrestle control of the net and continue to beat him with it>Kick him back and then try to drown him until he submits>other (write in)
>>1653085Yo, dog, the net wasn't that important. Let go of the net and get out of the pool. Not like he can swing it hard underwater. If he tries that hamon shit again we can just use our Stand.
>>1653099Let's go with this, any Hamon shenanigans we counteract with Stand shenanigans
>>1653085>Kick him back and then try to drown him until he submits
>>1653099>>1653102>>1653104well ok then 1d100's please without tax
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>1653125Watch this nat 1
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>1653125Yo check this 30
Rolled 7 (1d100)>>1653125Hope this goes alright>>1653144https://youtu.be/4KNqFhJ6-n0
>>1653144Damn, josh actually managed to make it, and here I thought you were about to eat the dirtwriting
>>1653153This is the power of [Living on a Prayer]
>>1653085Ok this is just getting fucking annoying, if he want's the net he can have it. You let go and quickly get out of the pool and into the shed again this time, you grab a shovel. Cesar also is on the steps of the pool when you hit him, at full force in the face, breaking his nose. He then drops onto the steps, out like a light. Lisa starts to clap however the laughing of Andrew almost drowns it out. After clapping she walks off the back porch and into the backyard to help you with the now sleeping Cesar."Well done kid, you beaten my student without hamon no less, although through several... Interesting way's""can I now learn Hammon once I get healed"Lisa laughs"yes, what's your name? Rebecca never told me""Josh Borkowsk mam""Quite the display you put up josh, quite the display"Finally, after getting pummeled to hell and back. You can finally train in the way's of Hamon. Finally.Mean while, at a seafood store. Two men unload multiple crates, boxes and a fish tank filled with lobsters. A creature wake's from its slumber "Where am I? Wait whats even going on!?!"Suddenly"Here you go boss, the tank of fresh lobsters finally arrived""excellent, you will be paid in full tomorrow, just come on down to pick it up"it can barely see through your "tank" as you are wheeled into a white room with random sharp objects and strange sticks with three points on the end of them. it looks around and see a small sign. It reads "splash". This is freaking it out however when you freak out, a strange seashell comes from out of nowhere and manifests in the center of the tank. Then, the entire tank starts to become hardened coral everywhere. Sea weed, other fish, though they have sharp teeth and are strangely purple, and more shells start to form as well, turning into a mini coral reef in its tank. It even purifies the water. It mutters "The hell am I?"Stand user [Mr Claw]Stand Name [Rock Lobster] (you don't even know how much I wanted to call it ocean man)>power D>speed C>endurance B>precision A>developmental potential D>range A>it has the ability to turn anything with in a set area into coral and other sea plant life and spawns other fish like creatures that can be from the size of a piranha to the size of a whale (under the right conditions) and will attack anything the user commands them to.That's it for this session however join us tomorrow for another sessions tarting at around 5:00 or 6:00pm. Will post relationship statuses after this
>>1653230>mfw we beat Caesar without using our Stand>mfw we knocked him out by smacking him in the face with a shovel>mfw lobster Stand user>mfw we impressed Lisa Lisa
>>1653230Josh's relationship statuses with other'sAndrew Friend/Trusts"The was the weirdest fight i've ever seen, funny, but weird, I wonder if I can market this as a Telivision show. I could call it "pool gladiators", I could make more millions!""Rebecca Warming up/respects"Man josh was able to hold is own against a Hamon user without using his stand, that's amazing! Even if it was a strange fight...Lisa Interest "He managed to beat one of my students, even the grandchild of William Anthonio Zeppeli, the kid's got talent that needs to be tapped into"Cesar Anger/annoyed"H-How does the granchild of William Anthonio Zeppeli get beaten by a commoner that can't even speak proper english!"John Crenshaw >It ain't me is playing in the background of his insane asylum ??? InterestedSo his name is josh borkowsk with a lightning based stand. This could cause problems in the future however none that I cannot prepare forOnce again thank you for tuning into yet another jojo's bizarre adventure quest. See you all tomorrow!
>>1653230Give it to me straight, Frenchy, what are the odds of young Josh getting to smash Lisa Lisa's milf booty? Are we autistic enough to pull it off?
>>1653288I mean, I won't try to stop you but remember, Lisa is about 50 years old and you're only 16...
>>1653296I like those odds
>>1653296Could we become the ultimate life form and there for cause Kars to be reduced to nothing but a shrieking autist?
>>1653300Perhaps we could look for other options along the way lets not lock on to the MILF right away>>1653302Also THIS
>>1653296It's like we'll perform a reversal of what Joseph did. Instead of fucking a lady younger than our daughter, we'll fuck one that's older than our mom
>>1653302again, nothing is out of the impossible however that would make the quest a lot shorter since I fucking planned multiple arcs for it and it's mildly irrelevant if you become the ultimate life form since you cannot get hurt by anything. But you could
>>1653313Nevermind then if it makes this wonderful ride a shorter one id rather not turn into ultimate lifeform even if it does turn Kars into the ultimate screeching autist
>>1653313Well we do have the possibility of going to Heaven. If we do it earlier than DIO then that would be great.I mainly ask because I want to cockblock Kars' thousands of years of planning. But we could just destroy the red stone for the same effect.However! I do hope we get to meet ze best German and have him give us gold
>>1653336no worries friendo, you will get to meet the best german science man along with the aztec gods of fitness
>>1653341Muy buenoAnother reason I asked that if we can become the ultimate life form is mainly for immortality, but then again if we become [JOSH Gone to Heaven] then we could do alot with reality changing punches.If it's got that ability of course, because I don't know what you've got planned. But there is one question I do wonder about going to Heaven.Can a Requiem Stand go to Heaven?
>>1653364>Combining requiem and Haven Jesus you mad man...
>>1653368Step aside DIO, I'M a more power mad bastard than you. I HAVE MY AMBITIONS AND AIM TO FULFILL THEM!But of course should we go to Heaven: do we get hair wings? Because that'll make or break the deal
>>1653364I like the way you thinkBut wouldnt turning into a god like entity make the story run short too?
Yet another jojo's bizarre adventure quest will be an hour earlier then expected and will begin at 4:10pm instead of 5:00pm/Just wanted to keep everyone updated
>>1654040Alrighty, I'll be waiting.
>>1654040Niceu French>>1654075Anon, do you think a requiem stand can go to Heaven?
>>1654086Part 5-6 are currently out of the reach of my knowledge in Jojo.
session startHere is our dice system and our battle system >>1650946And we're off!Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most boring. Almost nothing happens here, hell, even the names of the streets sound dull, Merle Hay road. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned. Ok this is just getting fucking annoying, if he want's the net he can have it. You let go and quickly get out of the pool and into the shed again this time, you grab a shovel. Cesar also is on the steps of the pool when you hit him, at full force in the face, breaking his nose. He then drops onto the steps, out like a light. Lisa starts to clap however the laughing of Andrew almost drowns it out. After clapping she walks off the back porch and into the backyard to help you with the now sleeping Cesar."Well done kid, you beaten my student without hamon no less, although through several... Interesting way's""can I now learn Hammon once I get healed"Lisa laughs"yes, what's your name? Rebecca never told me""Josh Borkowsk mam""Quite the display you put up josh, quite the display"Finally, after getting pummeled to hell and back. You can finally train in the way's of Hamon. Finally! Lisa laugh's."After we get Rebecca to heal you and Cesar we can get around to awakening your hamon."wait>what do you mean by awaken?>Nod, you're ready for this>other (write in)
>>1654192>what do you mean by awaken?
>>1654192>what do you mean by awaken?As in my masters? Aya yai yai aya?
>>1654197>>1654201>>1654206AWAKEN MY HAMON!writing
>>1654192"What do you mean by awakening my hamon?"While Lisa is extremely vague about it, saying something along the lines of "To finally get you ready for channeling hamon" Rebecca however has a look of concern on her face as well as Andrew. After getting healed by Rebecca by getting your ass handed to you. You are finally ready, ready for training in energies that not even your stand can call upon, at least you think. Lisa ask's you one more time"Josh, are you sure you want t-""YES, I am done waiting and stalling, I want to train now!"Lisa chuckles "That's the spirit"And then, with only her pinkie extended hits you directly in you diophragm. The pain starts to consume you.1d100's without tax to see how you take the pain and how well your hamon awakens
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>1654246Watch this nat 1 ladies/gentlemen/hermaphrodites/things with no gender
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>1654246
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>1654246SONO CHI NO SADAME. JOOOOOOOSH!
>>1654267So josh took it surprisingly wellWriting
>>1654267You did good Anon, you did good
>>1654295i only do good
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>1654246
>>1654304Ever notice the dice like to stay near that 50?
>>1654316That's not okay in the JoJoverse.
>>1654246She pushes all of the air out of your lungs, making your legs week and your senses dull. You fall to your knees. NO. YOU'VE COME TO FAR TO BE CRUSHED LIKE THIS!. You catch your breath extremely quickly and stand up, you will not be stopped here. This shocks Andrew and Rebecca, even Cesar was caught off guard by your quick recovery. But just as the pain quickly entered your body, it subsided. What took its place however, was a new feeling of strength that you've never felt before, is this what its like to feel Hamon? "Well you took this well, and your strength in Hamon is surprising to say the very least. Now let's get down to it, what technique do you want to try to learn?"Well, what do you want to try and learn?>Sunlight yellow overdrive (firing a rapid fire barrage of punches that is on par with your stand's oryia rush and can be used in combination with it. It can also be used to enhance your stand's Power to B for two turns.)>Reiki Chiyu overdrive. (Can heal targets both yourself and others of a single condition in combat and can heal multiple conditions when out of combat)>Scarlet Overdrive. (Can create a flame that can transfer to other parts of the body and depending on the roll can add a burn or on fire condition)
>>1654332Forgot to mention however Reki Chiyu has a cool down of 5 turns
>>1654332>Reiki Chiyu overdrive. (Can heal targets both yourself and others of a single condition in combat and can heal multiple conditions when out of combat)for when rolls go bad
>>1654332>Scarlet Overdrive. (Can create a flame that can transfer to other parts of the body and depending on the roll can add a burn or on fire condition)BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL! BURN THEM ALL!
>>1654332>Reiki Chiyu overdrive. (Can heal targets both yourself and others of a single condition in combat and can heal multiple conditions when out of combat)We already have a spear, we need a healing potion, and then a shield.
>>1654332>Reiki Chiyu overdrive. (Can heal targets both yourself and others of a single condition in combat and can heal multiple conditions when out of combat)
>>1654332>Reiki Chiyu overdrive. (Can heal targets both yourself and others of a single condition in combat and can heal multiple conditions when out of combat)Obtain the emergency Lay on Hands
>>1654332Reiki Chiyu overdrive
>>1654340>>1654351>>1654357>>1654361Letting your stand be the offense while you learn utility and defense with your hammon? Smart move anon's1d100's without tax please, to see how effective you learn it or if you will still need more training
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>1654366
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>1654366How do I shot web?
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>1654366
>>1654383Well my rolls are back to the usual
>>1654370Well pat yourself on the back anon, you narrowly saved us from Reiki Chiyu overdrive being unreliable until you try and train it againwriting
>>1654385>>1654383Maybe your trip is cursed?
>>1654332"Reiki Chiyu overdrive for its healing properties"Lisa, caught off guard, mask's it with a sense of grace and confidence "Really? I don't usually get asked that often, normally I get sunlight yellow or scarlet overdrive. I welcome the change in pace"The training sets off to a slow start, at first you just didn't know how to summon your Hamon like Cesar or Lisa did. No matter how you tried, you just could not summon it for at least an hour. However, Lisa told youthat, to control your hammon, you need to control your breathing. Though that is kind of hard when you are screaming overdrive at the top of your lungs but no matter. You practice on controlling your breathing, through out the next two hours, its all you do, until finally, you managed to summon a small portion of your Hamon. That feeling will never get old to you, that feeling of power washing over you as you work towards completing your goal. For the rest of the day, you concentrate on your Hamon entering other's bodies and repairing them. Near the end of your training, though you are not on Rebecca's level however you are getting close, you can feel it. It is now around 5:00pm, though exhausted, you feel like you preformed the impossible and mastered the new technique. Lisa remarks"Well aren't you getting a hang of this, with a mixture of your powerful Hamon and your quick learning you might become a master of Hamon yet."Cesar laughs"But no where near my levels you poor commoner, you still have a long way's to go"Lisa, though annoyed at Cesar's mocking, continues to talk"We'll be here for at least one week while enjoying our visit, then its off to Rome Italy for us. If you want to learn more techniques, all you have to do is ask"More techniques to learn. Perfect! Lisa continues"However, I am calling it a day since I have been training both you and Cesar all day."She yawn's "Besides, I am starving anyway's. See you around, josh"After that she heads out the front door, into a cab and off she goes. Andrew walks up beside you."That was amazing kid, you not only beaten her students but also managed to learn how to control your Hammon and even learned a new technique. For celebration, I am taking you out clothes shopping and getting you out of such pathetic clothes, seriously you look like you died and then came back to life"You thought you looked good in ripped up jeans, a white wife beater, old combat boots from when your grandpa served in WWI and socksWhat do? Hammon trainee>Go clothes shopping with Andrew, why not>Try and meet your mother and father at that sea food place they mentioned last night, it would be nice to have a good meal with your parents>other (write in)
>>1654469>Go clothes shopping with Andrew, why not
>>1654469>Go clothes shopping with Andrew, why notWe need to wear the most over the top clothes we can find. This IS a JoJo quest after all
>>1654469>>Go clothes shopping with Andrew, why not>We need to wear the most over the top clothes we can find. This IS a JoJo quest after all>>1654508So, it turns out that my tag on several twitch channels and their respective discords, is now JoJo.
>>1654469Clothes shopping.Let's get a zoot suit
>>1654477>>1654508>>1654515>>1654519Shopping for bizarre clothing it is then, for refrence of what josh looks like, think a young vladimir putin with young joseph stalin details
>>1654545My God, also>mfw we'll look like papa Stalin as an old/middle-aged man>mfw we get to dress up Putin to be a JoJo character>mfw when we look like not just one but TWO commies
"Ok, I would be more than happy to get out of these clothes anyways's"Andrew smiles. "When I am done, you are going to look spectacular"Andrew and you walk into the garage and into of his cars with Rebecca tagging along since Andrew said she had great fashion sense. A quick 30 minute drive later you arrive at the Merle Hay mall. You've never seen anything like this, a sprawling building with stores as far as the eye's can see. Andrew breaths in deeply"Now this is the American dream, capitalism at its finest!"Who's more excited? Andrew or you? After walking for several minutes you arrive at a strange looking store."My favorite retail store!"Both Rebecca and Andrew nearly shout. Once inside Andrew hands you about 1,000 dollars... Ok where does he get this fucking money from! However when you are about to ask him how he keeps getting this much money he tells you"Knock yourself out kid, lead the way"Well anon's what bizzare clothing will Ladimire putin buy/wear? This will be a write in only since it there are to many combinations to account for, you have all the time in the world so knock yourselves out!
>>1654577i support any kind of suit
>>1654577We need a goddamn suit
>>1654577A suit, a white suit, with a wide brimmed hatAnd a neckerchief
>>1654577I HAVE SEVERAL: A golden orange commissar hat marked by two lightning bolts on it which has a part on the back of it which extends down like one of the arab hats which I don't know the name of, a fleece longcoat hung over a sky blue silk suit with a string bolo tie, for shoes they'll be black leather loafers with spurs, and a pair of white gloves
>>1654642i would prefer just a clean black suit white shirt red tie and black hat but then again im also insanly boring
>>1654617Anyone? Anyone for this? No?...
>>1654617Do you mean a keffiyah? I personally propose that we purchase three sets of clothes: one like the set that Chaos described, one that is like what we normally wear, except significantly more durable, and one that is a simple traveling outfit, long overcoat with a large number of pockets, a sturdy leather shoulder bag, high quality boots that are weather resistant and have a rubber lining, and two hats: one Rogatywka and one Stetson.
>>1654657That's what they're called? Never knew that
>>1654617I like the idea personally. so can anon's agree with >>1654657 idea or do you all have something else to propose?
>>1654665i stil want that suit we never know when we need to be fancy like when going to a restourant hint hint
Ok I am going to solve this. We will have a new addition to the battle system. Wardrobe. Specific sets of clothes can grant specific advantages in situations. For instance >>1654617 design is a jojo oriented one and its advantage is the ability to pose. Posing can grant any stat and move it up a rank for a few turns (longer depending on how well you roll). Clothes like >>1654655 suggest's will give you a bonus in charm and additional dialog options. Standard, normal clothes can help you hide among civilian's if being hunted.Sound's good?
>>1654657I'll agree with this idea, but I also want a white suit and overalls.
>>1654685eh im not sold but okay
>>1654686That is perfectly fine. I just want three selections of clothes, as each has their benefits, which >>1654685 has conveniently given a mechanic to!
Also since andrew is fairly rich, you can get all of those so don't worry. >>1654691Sorry, I just don't want to put the entire session on hold due to clothes shopping. This was my mistake
Well with all of that out of the way.Writing (again so sorry for the delay with clothes shopping since it would have taken a lot longer than I thought)
>>1654699no its fine its just modification leads to minmaxing and that lead threads full of metagaming idiots arguing about wether or not we should wear the pant s that give us plus one dex or the ones that give plus one str but its your thread and you decide
>>1654577You don't know where to even start, you start to tour the store and already you can see things that grab your eye. >>1654617 looks absolutly stunning, though a bit exotic but never the less you grab it. As well as a few Andrew and Rebecca suggested like >>1654655 >>1654657 and >>1654606 You enter a changing room and put on...>The jojo outfit>the white suit>the Overcoat>>1654715No worries, I will not add the whole dex, str to clothes bullshit. I refuse to make it that complicated
>>1654744>>the white suit
>>1654744>the white suitJoJo outfit is for special occasions.Also, can we get a layer of rubber on the inside of all our shoes, and a layer of metal on top of that? This way, we can direct the electricity without risking shock to ourselves. Unless that was never an issue.
>>1654768you can't really shock yourself since your stand can manipulate electricity and if you at at risk of it, it would just direct it somewhere else
>>1654744>the white suitAs much as I want to wear the JoJo outfit, I'll go for this
>>1654768Okay then, nevermind.
>>1654774>>1654798Sorry, responded to the wrong post.
>>1654768>>1654756>>1654796white suit it iswriting
>>1654744The white suit for todayWe classy bois
>>1654833Well...I guess a certain KIND of Kira
>>1654744You try the white suit on first. It feels, clean, professional, clean, expensive, clean. As you finish putting on your suit you accompany it with a red neckercheif, a wide brimmed hat and red dress shoes. Now this is style. Your stand manifests itself to look at you and gives you a thumbs up. You nod at [ride the lightning] however he holds up a finger and then disappears, when he reappears he now, almost completely different, his helmet is now gone and replaced with power cable dreads. Power outlet holes now run all along his arms and some cable horns sticking out of his head like bull horns. You smirk."Wanting a new look to?"[ride the lightning' smiles and nods. New clothes, new men. You walk out to see a smiling Andrew and Rebecca."So what do ya think?""You look stunning Josh, I can now actually be seen in public with you"Rebecca follows up"Great! Now if you are done ready to hit the road again?"You nod and start to walk out of the store and out the exit into the street... Where you see an entire sea food restaurant submerged in water with a coral reef and fish in it...What do?>Andrew the fuck is that>Other (write in)
>>1654846>WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE!it must be the work of an enemy stand
>>1654846>>Andrew the fuck is that
>>1654846>Other (write in)>"THE DEEP ONES COME!"
>>1654846>Andrew the fuck is thatalso i like our stands personality
>>1654843Now we just gotta buddy up with a guy wearing an eyepatch
>>1654861>>1654862>>1654868>>1654870Here we go then. Let's see what our lobster friend has been up to all daywriting
>>1654846"Andrew, the fuck is this!?!""I don't know but I might be able to get a better view inside by using my homing golf balls!"[50 cents a dance] appears right beside Andrew and fires off a golf ball. It proceeds to head directly into the giant mess that was that sea food restaurant. For a brief minute Andrew looks zoned out however he then comes back into reality with a look of shock on his face."Oh no this isn't good""Andrew what is it""Not only are there people in that restaurant but your parents are in it as well. They are trapped in small pockets of coral, they can breath however its being guarded by a fuck ton of fish"n-nani?"So how could this had happen!""It has to be a stand user no doubt but I just couldn't find the user in question before the golf ball got eaten by one of those fish!"Shit this isn't good at all. Worse your parents are in there as well as other's. what do? Aqua man?>You Andrew and Rebecca end this aqua marine fest>Go in there alone, you don't want to risk getting Andrew or Rebecca getting hurt or worse, killed.
>>1654896>You Andrew and Rebecca end this aqua marine festStrength in numbers, plus another healer
>>1654896"Are ALL of them in the water?"
>>1654896We work as a team around here. Get Andrew to knock out the windows and some coral to drain some water, then take Rebecca inside with you, keep Andrew outside as a ranged support.
>>1654907They are all in the water however they are incased in small coffin like things of coral
>>1654896>You Andrew and Rebecca end this aqua marine fest
>>1654906>>1654913>>1654925Strength in numbers with sniper support got itwriting
>>1654896Strength in numbers is the only way to do this."We've got to get those people out of there now! Rebecca you're with me!""I will provide support with [50 cents a dance] from range"Andrew then fires 3 golf balls at the giant sea food place turned aquarium. They start knocking out windows and weak coral off of the building in an attempt to drain the water. Now instead of being 20ft its only 4 feet with water, fish and coral spewing out into the street. You turn to Rebecca."Ready!""Almost just one thing. Ripple Detector OVERDRIVE"She then touches both eyelids and after a burst of bright pink light she opens them."Sorry, need a Hamon technique to even see stands since I don't have one""Good thinking, now lets go!"You and Rebecca quickly run into the now coralized building. You don't even get 4 feet before you get lunged at by two purple glowing reef sharks.What do?>Have [ride the lightning] intercept them and knock them out of the air with two well placed punches >Shoot quick bolts of lightning at the lunging sharks>other (write in)
>>1654978>>other (write in)Wait for them to come close and have ride the lightning kick both upwards, Rebecca can probably finish them with an Overdrive.
>>1654988I'll support. I wonder if they're stands.
>>1654978>>Have [ride the lightning] intercept them and knock them out of the air with two well placed punchesno lightning we can take but rebecca probably cant
Rolled 44 (1d100)>>1654988>>16549971d100's without tax please and I will have to roll for Rebecca
Rolled 17 (1d100)>>1655021
Rolled 9 (1d100)>>1655021
Rolled 59 (1d100)>>1655021Time for some fried fish>Captcha: select goldfish.
>>1655030So close yet so farwriting
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>1655021alright, it's too late but I'll roll
You summon [ride the lightning] to kick the sharks up in the air however it does not go as planed, while you do manage to kick them, it only pushed them back slightly and worse is Rebecca missed her sunlight yellow over drive."Rebecca look out!"The sharks have recovered from being kicked and are now approaching the back of a now out of position RebeccaWhat do?>"Andre I need a two golf balls aimed at those sharks stat!">Have [ride the lightning] quickly grab Rebecca out of harms way>other (write in)
>>1655045>>"Andre I need a two golf balls aimed at those sharks stat!">>Have [ride the lightning] quickly grab Rebecca out of harms way
>>1655045>>>"Andre I need a two golf balls aimed at those sharks stat!">>>Have [ride the lightning] quickly grab Rebecca out of harms way
>>1655045>>"Andrew I need a two golf balls aimed at those sharks stat!">>Have [ride the lightning] quickly grab Rebecca out of harms wayAs much as I want to keep singing Rock Lobster, I only got Iraq Lobster
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>1655052>>1655056>>1655062>>16550731d100's please and rolling for Andrew
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>1655078
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>1655078>Worry.jpg
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>1655078HERE WE GO
>>1655096Well at least you got Rebecca out of the way. Andrew however...Writing
>>1655045"Andrew we need sniper support now!""On it"Andrew launches two golf balls at the sharks while you aim to grab. Luckily your speed was far beyond those of the sharks however andrew's golf balls missed are nearly hit you with Rebecca in [ride the lightnings] hands and gets lodged into pieces of coral. You are now running along with [ride the lightning]... Who's blushing as he carries Rebecca knight in shining armor style. The sharks are hot on your tail.What do?>Try and reach a part of the sea food place not covered in water to set Rebecca down with support of Andrew's golf balls>other (write in)
>>1655112throw 'Becca into the air and turn to nail those sharkscatch her as she falls
>>1655112>Try and reach a part of the sea food place not covered in water to set Rebecca down with support of Andrew's golf balls>>other (write in)
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>1655150
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>1655150AWAKEN DICE GODS, MY MASTERS!
Rolled 78 (1d100)>>1655150ORIYA
>>1655158look like you avoided suffering... For nowWriting
>>1655112Shit you can't get anything done with these sharks on your tail. You have an idea however. [Ride the lightning] Throws Rebecca up in the air and then attacks the sharks with a quick combo of punches"ORYI ORYIA ORYIA"Three punches to the first shark and its out like a light"ORYIA"An uppercut to the second sends him flying so fast into ceiling it breaks through it and lands in the street, gasping for air. [Ride the Lightning] then manages to catch Rebecca again. "Jesus josh, warn a maid before you send her flying!"You continue through the giant maze of coral until you reach the entrance of the kitchen. Which is guarded by a school of small purple fish with razor sharp teeth."You know josh you can put me down now"Oh yeah you forgot that [ride the lightning] is still carrying her. You let her down and try to think of a way to deal with those fish.What do?>try and get Rebecca to a spot not drowning in water and then shock the school of fish>Try and have ride the lightning oryia oryia oryia barrage the fish>other (write in)
>>1655191>>1655191>Try and have ride the lightning oryia oryia oryia barrage the fish
>>1655191>Try and have ride the lightning oryia oryia oryia barrage the fish
>>1655208>>1655215>>16552591d100's, hold the butter sauce please
Rolled 84 (1d100)>>1655267
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>1655267here we go again
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>1655278Tooooooooo fucking close
>>1655277Good job saving them. Writing
>>1655191You can quickly end this with [Ride the Lightning]s punches and speed alone. You both quickly rush the school of fish as they rush towards you."ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA"[Ride the Lightning] Quickly takes out each fish with a single punch and in ten seconds manages to take out all of the fish. You call to Rebecca telling her that it's finally safe."Be there in a second hang on"Rebecca walks up beside you in front of the kitchen door. God only know's what horrible man could be behind this door, torturing just normal people including your parents. What bastard. No, what monster could be behind such destruction. You and Rebecca kick the door down. Only to find nobody in here except the people trapped in coral and... A lobster? You see the crustacean quickly glance at you with a mixture of fear and alarm. Strangely enough it starts to talk..."Who in gods blue ocean are you! and how did you get past all of those sharks and fish!"Ummmmmm ok.>By beating their asses, just like what we are about to do to you!>That doesn't matter, what matters is why did you do this>other (write in)
>>1655336>othersmash the lobster
>>1655336>other (write in)>"I have almost COUNTLESS questions about this, but I have two main ones. A.) How come you can talk to me? And B.) Why are you turning the restaurant into the Pacific?"
>>1655336>>other (write in)>>"I have almost COUNTLESS questions about this, but I have two main ones. A.) How come you can talk to me? And B.) Why are you turning the restaurant into the Pacific?"
>>1655352>>1655366Well alright then. Questions for the crustacean Writing
>>1655336"I have almost COUNTLESS questions about this, but I have two main ones. A.) How come you can talk to me? And B.) Why are you turning the restaurant into the Pacific?"Seriously how does a Lobster even talk let alone posses the FIGHTING SPIRIT to possess a powerful as fuck stand. Just how?!? The lobster answers your questions in a thick, Czechslovakian accent"A, because I possess a thing you humans called a stand, a manifestation of my fighting spirit. B, because you creatures were going to try and eat me! NOT JUST KILL ME, EAT ME! Like I was going to stand there and just die.""H-How does a lobster even possess a stand!""Do you know about lobster culture? We have to fight for space and breeding rights! It just so happens I was the most brutal of the bunch with my fighting! I never gave up! EVEN WHEN FACED AGAINST A POD OF ORCA WHALES I STOOD MY GROUND AND DEFEATED THEM! YOU ARE BUT ANOTHER OBSTACLE IN MY LIFE OF SURVIVAL!"He starts summoning coral around you and other fish start to come out to attack youwhat do?>A, orya oryia oryia the lobster into submission >B, pick Rebecca up and throw her in the air and shock the water around you>C, other (write in)
>>1655415let's reason with the animaltell him we'll get him out of here and to somewhere safe if he stops attacking the place
>>1655415>let's reason with the animal>tell him we'll get him out of here and to somewhere safe if he stops attacking the place"Look, most tests of sapience that humans have come up with say that lobsters don't have a concept of self, so we consider you acceptable to eat."
>>1655422>>1655450reasoning with lobster it is thenroll me a 1d100 to try
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>1655460DON'T FUCK UP
Rolled 68 (1d100)>>1655460You can take the bread sticks there lobster
>>1655468only one more roll and it has to be higher or else that lobster is going to butter you
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>1655460Y'know, I just want our side to have a Stray Cats for once.
>>1655464>>1655468>>1655493the lobster is unimpressed and still angerywriting
>>1655493I made a Stand once on /tg/. People liked it, basically acted as a Chicago sized city where the enviroment will attack you and the people are manifestations of it that'll do the same.[Paradise City]
>>1655415"Look we humands didn't know lobsters are self aware, let alone could think on par with us. I can easily get you out of here and back out into the ocean."The lobster snaps its giant claws"I REFUSE TO GO BACK TO THAT HELL, UP HERE, ON THE LAND, I HAVE FULL REIGN AND MY STAND IS AT ITS FULLEST POTENTIAL. NOW DIE YOU PATHETIC PEICE OF GARBAGE!!!"His fish starts to incircle you and are about to start chowing down.what do>try and reason with him one more time>deal with the fish with a quick oryia oryia oryia barrage>other (write in)
>>1655526>try and reason with him one more time>other (write in)>"If you're really so determined, go ahead and do it. Prove you're just like the chefs who wanted to cook you, close the damn circle Mr. Snip-Snips."
>>1655532>>1655555Using his own logic against him. I like it and so does the quints.Writing
>>1655526>"If you're really so determined, go ahead and do it. Prove you're just like the chefs who wanted to cook you, close the damn circle Mr. Snip-Snips."The lobster hesitates and so does the giant circle of fish with razor sharp teeth. It hesitates for what seems like hours. Just sitting there, thinking and wondering what do to. Suddenly, the lobster backs his fish goons off."God damnit, under one condition I will stop this. I fucking refuse to be forced back into that damned ocean! I have already lost so much down there and I refuse to loose more to it!"He points over to slabs of coral"Those are where you will find all of the other humans, break them out"After an hour of you, Rebecca and Andrew breaking people out of coral coffins you find your parents, knocked out. Thank god for that to, would make explaining everything a whole lot easier.You turn to the lobster and he's still looking at you."Well!"What do about the crustacean?>take him back to the sea no matter what. He's to dangerous to be left up on land>other (write in)
>>1655586>other (write in)>"You want to help me out with something? Because there's a problem we have and I think you'd be a great help."
>>1655613Writing(last post of the session because I am tired and I bet you anon's are as well)
>>1655650Yep, kind of am. Just happy to have our very own crustatian Iggy aboard the Iowa Investigation Idiots
>>1655586"You want to help me out with something? Because there's a problem we have and I think you'd be a great help."If a lobster could raise an eyebrow, he would be raising his."and that is?"Des monies is infested with crooked cop stand users, and I could really use your help in dealing with them. Deal"The lobster is silent for a few seconds before he answers"Deal. Where would I be staying though?"You turn to Andrew and he instantly knows what you are thinking"NO. I refuse to have an insane eastern european lobster with the power to alter its surroundings anywhere near my house!"Rebecca nods in agreement. God damnit it looks like you are taking him in. But how? You see the tank the lobster came in, perfect. You always wanted a pet all to yourself that wasn't just the families hunting dog, even if he is a bit... Strange"You can stay with me if you want.""Deal, anything but the fucking ocean!"After Andrew, Rebecca and you load up the Lobster into the tank and he uses his stand to coralize it as he see's fit. Only leaving a few parts uncoralized that most likely acts as windows. Then you manage to bring the lobster's tank into the car along with your knocked out folks into the car and manage to drive them all back to your apartment. Andrew and Rebecca deal with your parents by helping them up the stairs and ploped them on their beds... Even if Andrew accidentally kept hitting walls and railings with your dads skull while you bring up the giant tank for the lobster and prop him up on top of your dresser. He peaks out of one of his windows"Are we done yet?""Yes, now please for the love of god don't coralize my room while I sleep"The lobster chuckles "No worries, I won't do that just yet"He then scurries back into his tank. Andrew and Rebecca peak into your room."Ok we're off, your mom and dad are on there beds "sleeping" so don't disturb them. Please don't tell me you are going to keep that fucking thing as sort of a pet"The lobster peaks out again"I am not a pet, I am technically his roomate"Andrew roll's his eyes and heads out the front door along with Rebecca and shuts it tight "Gee what a bunch freaks honestly I don't know how you stand them"Say's the fucking talking LobsterCONT
>>1655706mean while back at the now in ruins sea food placeGod damn, josh does know how to destroy a fuck ton of property, let's see how he did it. Your stand appears right behind you."[Hearts of iron], what happened here?"he uses his vision to see into the past hour, josh... Fighting my lobster that I sent, who knew those could possess stands. He's even with some friends and made an ally of my animal, guess I will have to find out about those as well. Once I am done however I need to strike now before they uncover my operations or worse. Find out I am hunting them...That's it for this session, tune in tuesday for josh's whacky time out. Will post relationship statuses
>>1655706Josh's relationship with other characters Andrew: friends/trust"I don't know how the hell a lobster can even get a stand however if he makes a move to even think about harming josh I am going to boil the bastard"Rebecca friend/trusts"I can't believe josh actually made friends with that weird lobster let alone taking it in as a "pet"."Dr claw (lobster) Questioning/annoyed"Why do I even have morals, I am an animal!"Lisa: Impressed/interested"The kid's learning fast and he already has a technique down which is surprising given how I just awoken his Hamon now"Cesar Angry/annoyed"He's just got lucky with his Hamon and if it wasn't for the fact he hit me with a shovel I would have won and he wouldn't even be here in the first place"???: Worried/interestedI need to get the information on his friends and strike while I still have the element of surprise or else they might find out who I am or worse...Thank you all again and I hope I get to see you Tuesday!
>>1655768Are we dealing with Grandpappy Kira the police chief? Now French I don't want to sound needy but, let there be a Stand in this quest named[Big Balls]You do it or I will be sure in every DC quest your waifu dies
>>1655881quick question but how is my dialog? I know it most likely sounds choppy in a lot of instances and unnatural but overall how does it feel>
>>1655897Fine by me, and instances of misspelled words I can chalk up as Josh's broken english. Overall it's fine French
yet another jojo's bizarre adventure quest will return in three hours for more Hamon goofing
>>1659155I'm more than ready
Session start>>1650946 our battle and dice system along with the wardrobe system >>1654685Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most boring. Almost nothing happens here, hell, even the names of the streets sound dull, Merle Hay road. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned. After Andrew, Rebecca and you load up the Lobster into the tank and he uses his stand to coralize it as he see's fit. Only leaving a few parts uncoralized that most likely acts as windows. Then you manage to bring the lobster's tank into the car along with your knocked out folks into the car and manage to drive them all back to your apartment. Andrew and Rebecca deal with your parents by helping them up the stairs and ploped them on their beds... Even if Andrew accidentally kept hitting walls and railings with your dads skull while you bring up the giant tank for the lobster and prop him up on top of your dresser. He peaks out of one of his windows"Are we done yet?""Yes, now please for the love of god don't coralize my room while I sleep"The lobster chuckles "No worries, I won't do that just yet"He then scurries back into his tank. Andrew and Rebecca peak into your room."Ok we're off, your mom and dad are on there beds "sleeping" so don't disturb them. Please don't tell me you are going to keep that fucking thing as sort of a pet"The lobster peaks out again"I am not a pet, I am technically his roomate"Andrew roll's his eyes and heads out the front door along with Rebecca and shuts it tight "Gee what a bunch freaks honestly I don't know how you stand them"Say's the fucking talking Lobster. You managed to fall asleep even with the commentary of your "pet" and you wake up at 7:00am. What do?>You need to get ready at your job in the caddy shack now that it's passed the weekend and now monday>Check on your parents to make sure they are ok. After all being attacked by a lobster with magic powers is a first>other (write in)
>>1659399>forgot my nameGod damnit
>>1659399>Check on your parents to make sure they are ok. After all being attacked by a lobster with magic powers is a firstMama and papa should be ok, but best to check
>>1659405Checking for mama and papaWriting
You need to check on mama and papa to make sure they are ok. Being attacked by a stand user can be traumatic. You peak into their room and see them snoring away, however you need to wake up your father so that he can get to work at the steel mill. You walk over to him and start shaking him and he starts barely waking up."Josh... Josh what is it?""Papa its around 7:00am and we both need to get to work"His eyes go bugged eyed"SHIT!"He gets up and out of bed and starts hastily going through the fridge in search of left overs from his dinner date with Mama... How did it not get soaking wet from the attack? Anyways he then proceeds open itwhat do?>Sit down and eat with him>Get to the golf course early for your job>other (write in)
>>1659439>Sit down and eat with himQuickly
>>1659453Sit down and eat with papawriting
>>1659439After breaking out some cereal you decide to eat at the table along with your father. Though surprised deicides to make quick chit chat with you while eating."So how's the job as a caddy shack going.""Pretty good. Boring but it gets money flowing into the house so I don't mind"He smiles but has a tinge of concern in his eyes"Josh... I know moving here has made life for you more than difficult with you having to pick up a job for the first time but you are making us more than proud by stepping up. If you need to vent, just ask please, your mother is concerned about your wellbeing as well as I."You assure him"I will papa, you can count on it. Now I need to go to work so see ya tonight"After finishing your bowl of cereal you and walking for around 30 minutes you arrive at the golf course>Fast forward through the golf course job so you can get to Hamon training. Will miss character development for your co workers>Don't fast forward >Other (write in)
>>1659478kinda wanna fast forward.
>>1659478>Don't fast forward
>>1659478>Don't fast forward One might be a Stand user
I should also clarify that none of them will be stand users however this is just to flesh out golf course
>>1659497>>1659502but the anon's have spokenwriting
After clocking in, your shift begins as a caddy shack. You report to lewis that you are ready to go and work. However he starts talking about a disaster "Hey josh did you hear about what happened to that sea food place in Douglas Ave?"Oh god I hope he didn't find out"No... what happened?""The place got flooded to hell and back, it's barely even functioning anymore and it would be lucky to even open its doors by the end of the year. Feel like shit to since a few friends of mine were waiters over there that are now jobless.""Why don't we just take them in? I mean we could always use more staff."Lewis laughs"With the great depression raging on? We can't afford them. Hell all of us are even lucky to be working here. Anyway's I need you and one of the employees to go out and deal with a gopher that's been destroying the course's landscaping."Great, more animals to deal with. "Yeah sure boss Me and...Who do you want to take?>Daniel>Eric>other (write in)
>>1659542take Dany Boy
>>1659566taking out dan the manwriting
>>1659542"Me and danny will deal with the gopher, might take a while but we will get it done"Lewis laughs"Take a while. Its going to take all day if you're lucky, he already ran circles around me and a few exterminators, so good luck!"What lewis isn't counting on is your electric stand, that Gopher doesn't stand a chance. You walk into the break room and tell Daniel that you and him are going Gopher hunting"God damn that little furry bastard is still running around the course. Shit and I thought the possum that got into my damn pantry was hard to get rid of.""Well we don't have a choice..."Daniel sighs but gets up and follows you to the course. Good god now that you are surveying the entire course you realize how large it really is, grass covering it everywhere yet it's so well kept. But once you take a closer look at a specific area you can see a small dir trail that is most likely the tunnel system the damn gopher is using so you start to follow it and sure enough you see him chewing on the power lines that lead to the lights in the course. What do?>Blast him with a quick bolt of lightning, he won't see it coming (roll precision)>Try and catch him with [Ride the Lightnings] speed (roll speed)>Other (write in)
>>1659608Send the electricity down the line and zap the gopher.
>>1659608>Blast him with a quick bolt of lightning, he won't see it coming (roll precision)Goddamn captcha causing me problems
>>1659615>>1659641looks like a tie breaker is in order
>>1659615shit, meant to say roll 1d100's for speed since gophers can be fast little shits
Rolled 13 (1d100)>>1659679slow speed roll
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>1659679Roll, Jordan ro-oll
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>1659679
>>1659700shit he's a clever bastard, and a fiast one with the DC being 65writing
>>1659608He's just a gopher, how hard can it be to terminate him. You quickly summon your stand and have him reach for the wires in an attempt to fry the furry thing. However just as your stand grab's the wires he turn's around and notices you and takes off running before the electricity could travel through the wires. Like a racing horse when he hears the gunshot takes off at speeds you never though possible. Daniel sounds annoyed "God damnit we were so close! Josh did you scare him!""You told me he's been at this for the past week now so don't get pissy with me!"You and Daniel take off after the rodent, hot on his trail as he leads you through out the maze like course. Worst of all, he jumps into one of his little holes he digged himself."DAMNIT, NOW HOW WILL WE GET HIM OUT!"What do? >Send some electricity throughout the holes. He's bound to get hit by it>Try and have your stand grab him before he gets in to deep>other (write in)
>>1659736send a little electricity through the holes. That might work.
>>16597451d100's without tax pls
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>1659780
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>1659780
>>1659786one deep fried rodent coming upwriting
>>1659736Ok this little shit just took it one step to far. You are not going to be chasing a god damn gopher through out the fucking golf course all god damn day. [Ride the Lightning] manifests again, this time with a face that puts your father's anger to absolute shame. As the gopher dives into the hole your stand barely misses grabbing the oversized rat however he was not about to let him go. He sends electricity through the hole, for a minute you thought it didn't work until you see black smoke rise out from one of the holes. You and Daniel go to investigate the black smoke only to find a now almost hairless gopher due to the electrical shock he suffered. Poor little bastard. Daniel is confused"Josh how in the hell did you even do that?""Do what?""Josh you just fucking went full on greek god on a poor animal!"Oh shit you might be in trouble "I don't know what you're talking about""Josh the only time I have ever seen this happen is when my dad showed me around his police station and that weird detective shouted something. Then all of the sudden he just knew what happened to the victim."Wait a minute"What did he shout?"Daniel now looks pissed"HE shouted something about heart of iron then everything felt cold for no reason..."Another stand user, add that to the notes of things to question Andrew about"HELLO! You never answered my question on what the hell was that!"What do?>Tell daniel.>Don't tell him>other (write in)
>>1659830Don't tell him. This is a world which you can't leave once you're in.
>>1659830>Don't tell him
Can someone archive the first thread? I don't think anyone did
>>1659844I did no worries
>>1659830>I might or might not have a ghost with lightining powers under my command...
>>1659830>Tell daniel.Dude deserves to know, especially since he might have a dormant stand ability.
>>1659837>>1659839Don't tell him of our imaginary lightning friendwriting
>>1659868>>1659852wait a minute. We have a tie right before I posted>special event [ACTIVATED]
>>1659850Yep, I found it.French I have one quick request, could you give hints at how [Ride the Lightning] Requiem's powers are in spoiler? Because I believe that you give someone just a taste, then they'll want more.>>1659868Ah fuck it, supporting. So long as he tells NOBODY AT ALL.
>>1659830You simply cannot decide, should you tell him or not. You are about to make up your mind as you enter through the glass doors when all of the sudden you see a police officer and someone else to his side. Daniel is frozen in either fear or surprise."Dad? what are you doing here? aren't you still on patrol?""Yeah but I was driving near the golf course with detective Oswald and decided to stop by and say high... I even stopped by your favorite diner and brought some pork shredded BBQ pork."Though stunned he seems happy that his father is here to see him however that icy stare of his friend. Just the two of you staring at each other with conviction in both of your eye's. Before you could say anything to the man Daniel looks over to you"Dad, Oswald, this is my friend Josh, he works with me as another caddy shack!""Pleasure to meet ya son"You reach out to shake both of their hands, his father has a firm grip but it still felt friendly. Oswald however, had a damn vice like grip and you thought he would break your hand. Returning his favor you grip your hand even tighter. After shaking his hand for what seemed like forever he finally let go and started talking."Quinton we have a case to look into and I don't want to waste another second when someone is out there stealing stone masks out there.""Calm down Oswald, we've been at this case nonstop for three day's straight now. We could use a break. Besides would it kill you to just sit down and have a quick lunch with my son and his friend ummm..."You pip up"Josh, name's josh""JOSH, right I knew that. Anyway's, want to eat with us? Must be starving running around this damned golf course when the sun's beating down"What do?>Sorry, I have to meet a friend somewhere>No I would love to>Other (write in)pic related, detective oswald but less french
>>1659914let's eat lunch with him.
>>1659914>No I would love to
>>1659919>>1659922Lunch with the police man and his corpse like friend writing
>>1659914"I would love to""Good to see you don't have a stick up your ass son, lead the way to the dining hall"You show them around the golf course until finally you reach the dining hall and set down at a table near the window. Everyone takes their seat with you and Oswald sat opposite of you. Quinton takes out the shredded honey BBQ pork and buns. Though Oswald makes a comment on how disgusting this is he is not fooling anyone as he enjoys every bite he takes of it. Though you thought it might have been disgusting however as soon as you take a bite you are in haven. No, over haven itself with this shredded pork. Daniel starts idle chit chat"Best pork in all of des monies, right dad?"Quinton smirks"That's a weird way of saying the best in the whole country."Daniel chuckles, you would join in however Oswald never dropped that stare he kept giving you. What is up with this guy he's giving you the creeps. Quinton talks to everyone."Gentlemen if you don't mind? Can I take a few swings at the golf course, I rarely come here ever since I got promotion to sargent. Daniel mind showing me around and hitting a few swings with me as well?Daniel smiles "It would be a pleasure!"Quinton turns to Oswald"Mind?"Though Oswald looks extremely annoyed he gives him the go ahead and Quinton and Daniel almost jump out of their seats. You are alone with Oswald as he continues to stare. What do?>talk to Oswald.>wait for Daniel to get back>Other (write in)
>>1659985>talk to Oswald.>Other (write in)Once he's done talking say this>"You know, someone mentioned that in the police department someone came in and said something about Hearts of Iron. Know anything about that?"And watch for any changes in expressionAlso>Though you thought it might have been disgusting however as soon as you take a bite you are in heaven. No, over heaven itself with this shredded pork.Son of a bitch French
>>1659985>>talk to Oswald.>>Other (write in)>Once he's done talking say this>>"You know, someone mentioned that in the police department someone came in and said something about Hearts of Iron. Know anything about that?">And watch for any changes in expression>Also>>Though you thought it might have been disgusting however as soon as you take a bite you are in heaven. No, over heaven itself with this shredded pork.>Son of a bitch French
>>1660013Evening Toruc, seems like this Hearts of Iron Stand is something that could be more powerful then we think
Rolled 58 (1d100)>>1660032Watch this nat 1 everybody!
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>1660032
>>1660059>made the dice 85>theywillhavetofailthisroll.jpg>89God damnit. Writing
>>1660025Meh, his ability is seeing the past, how do you use that in battle?
>>1660074I'm just shadowrunning here but how the fuck are we supposed to know that? Besides, looking into the past can be useful for setting shit up for finding traps and the like I'd say.Don't underestimate a Stand boyo>>1660073Lord bless ye Toruc, may you find not another girl to join you and your current girlfriend in polygamy. But three
>>1660106Bro, I am pan. Also WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1660117Well, the more I know. Not that I mind me bruva, Slaanesh accepts all
>>1660127I currently live by the rules of Shaman King.
>>1659985Once Daniel and Quinton finally exit the dining hall. Though Oswald looks as calm as a lake, just barely, A bead of sweat slowly go down from his forehead to his cheek as slowly as possible. But he's in an air conditioned room he shouldn't be hot. Unless he's afraid of something. You remember what Daniel said, something about a heart of iron, in fact, that kind of sounds like... A STAND! Its time to ask our friend who the hell is [hearts of iron], time for interrogation. You drop the its name."Look I was talking to Daniel just now, before you and Quinton came in here and he mentioned something about a heart of iron. Know anything about that?"Oswald looks nervous however he's trying to play it cool."The hell's a heart of iron? I think your friend Daniel is just screwing with you pal."He takes a sip of his water however he nearly spills it as he tries to put it down. Now he's getting clumsy, his face is twitching, more beads of sweat are appearing and his movements are more erratic. This man has something to hide, and you are going to get what ever information he has no matter what. You press the question further. 'But here's the thing, my friend Daniel rarely jokes about his papa's job, and he specifically mentioned that as we talked. He said a man in that police station yelled it as he was looking over a case but he wasn't in a standard police uniform. As if he was..."Oswalds breathing is getting shorter and more beads of sweat are starting to appear. You have them where you want him."A detecti-"Oswald cuts you off in a whisper/yell"Listen here josh Borkowsk I don't ha-"He pauses, realizing the mistake he's made. "How on earth do you know my last name?"Oswald is in a full on panic as he just stares. Not in that icy stare he was giving you when he met you, but a scared one. One where a man has backed himself in the corner, bastard has this coming."You never answered me. How do you know my last name when I never did a crime?"Oswald reposition himself in his seat."I-I saw your immigration papers along with your family."You don't buy a single word of this.What do? detective poland>"Hearts of iron was a stand, wasn't it? In fact, you posses it!">Say nothing and just keep starring at him, you have all the information you need>Other (write in)
>>1660174>Say nothing and just keep starring at him, you have all the information you need
>>1660174Its not worth questioning anymore, you already have everything you need for information. Oswald has a stand in the form of [hearts of iron]. Until Quinton and Daniel return, both you and Oswald sat in silence as you finished your drinks. Quinton and Daniel finally return from their quick golfing break. Quinton asks Oswald."Ready to hit the road again?"Oswald sounds almost excited "Yes, I don't want to waste more time while those stone masks are still out there"As Oswald get's up he gives you one last stare, instead of fear or conviction. Its worry. Still they both leave and head back into their patrol car and head off. Daniel walks up besides you."Man my father is the best. But his partner is just creepy even down to his fashion sense. what do you think?""I think he's more than creepy..."The day continues like normal. After driving around multiple customers for the rest of the day its finally 6:00PM and your shift ends. You walk outside to head out to...>Andrew's place, might be able to learn some more Hamon and I need to tell him about Oswalds possible stand>Head back home and put on your jojo outfit, I need to end this corrupt police force before something else happens>other (write in)
>>1660239>Andrew's place, might be able to learn some more Hamon and I need to tell him about Oswald's possible stand
>>1660263Back to Andrew'sWriting
1660284I was gonna vote for Andrew's, captcha was taking a while for me.Speaking of Hamon, anyone wanna take a guess when we meet the second best JoJo?
>>1660292After we finish the Des Monies Arc wich may be soon since we have discovered the main villain identity prematurely.
>>1660239You need to get back to Andrew's place as quick as possible, not only to learn about more Hamon but to tell him about an extremely powerful stand. You book it back to Andrew's at a speed which you never could imagine, after running for nearly an hour you finally made it to Chamberlain Heights. One of the richest neighborhoods in des monies. You frantically knock on the door and you can even hear Andrew yell."Good lord calm down I am getting the door. Honestly you reporters are annoying as hell, for the last time I don't know who stole those stone ma-"As he opens the door he see's you"Oh thank god its just you Josh. Wait a minute why the hell were you knocking on my damn door as if it was a punching bag?""Andrew something happened at the golf course! One of the Des Monies detectives has a stand!""So? Remember when you beat the shit out of that one cop in the des monies natural human history, he had a stand.""This is different, he knows my last name for no reason and he's been possibly stalking me! All I know is that his stand name is [Hearts of Iron]."Andrew raises an eyebrow "Josh I think you are just being paranoid..."What do?>Screw it, if he doesn't believe me then just go with it and just get more Hamon training and keep this to yourself>Try and convince him (roll required)>other (Write in)
>>1660314>Try and convince him (roll required)
>>1660334>>1660314Shit i forgot."Wouldn't it be better if we knew if this stand user is a bad guy or something? For all we know his stand could turn our brains into juice or stop time!"
>>1660314>Try and convince him (roll required)>other (Write in)>"The detective's name is Oswald!">>1660345>For all we know his stand could turn our brains into juice or stop time!I know the second one you're referring to. But what's the first one?
>>16603341d100's without tax please, next post after this will be the end of the session
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>1660353C'mon nat 1! Come at me!
Rolled 30 (1d100)>>1660353
>>1660366>Set the dice to 85 again>exactly an 85God damnit, again. Writing
>>1660351The Lovers got into peoples heads and controlled them, while also taking bits out of the brain and mushing them into clones of itself
>>1660400Oh yeaaaah, I remember now>>1660397I have such a wonderful feeling right now
>>1660314God damnit Andrew I don't have time for this, I need to convince Andrew somehow! Maybe he know's Oswald and might think he's shifty. Its worth a shot."His name is Oswald."Andrew lifts an eyebrow."The detective?""yeah, the one who's working with Quinton"Andrew rubs his chin for a minute thinking about the situation in hand. He finally responds"Get in here and make sure there are no cops watching."You scurry into the house hold to see Rebecca, Lisa Lisa and Cesar. Andrew closes the door and locks it tight. He turns."I would normally would not believe such a claim however Oswald has alway's been an interesting character...""What do you mean by that?""Oswald has been a detective for a long ass time. He's been one ever since 1897 and has been prowling every since. Even stranger is what his co workers say about him when they worked with him."Who the hell is this guy!"What did they say?""During cases he'd say something about heart of iron and then he'd know who committed a crime and who would commit a crime. Maximum range form those same people said anywhere from a day to a month for possibly seeing in the past and hours to a day when seeing in the future."What the hell is this guy!"Why didn't you tell me earlier Andrew!""Because I thought those were myths however now that he's after you we will need to think this through. Dealing with an enemy like him requires only the most careful of planning. Can we agree on that?"Well you don't have much of a choice"Its out only option right now so I have no choice.""Now that's out of the way Lisa Lisa can teach you another Hamon technique."Maybe that will get your mind off of thisCONT
>>1660443Mean while at the police station"shit shit shit shit shit. The fucking kid found out! HOW!"Oswald paces in his office, trying to plan on what to do when suddenly he looks in a secret compartment in his desk where the stone mask's lie. ten in total. He laughs."Heh, I wanted to use this three days in advance however due to the situation it looks like I will have to start this early..."He calls in all of his henchmen to his office once Quinton left. He starts to speak."LISTEN UP, PLAN'S CHANGED! WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO THIS TONIGHT!"the men look more than excited that finally, after years of planning. they can finally wear those masks. Oswald cuts his hand with his knife and drips his blood on the stone mask and proceeds to put it on. The mask locks onto his face and then, after a few seconds, it falls off. Revealing Oswald has sold his humanity. He smiles. "TONIGHT, WE BECOME GODS!"that's all for today's session folks. Session will be around 5:00 or 6:00pm tomorrow. Will post relationship status
>>1660443Josh's relationship statuses with other charactersAndrew: Concerned/worried"Oh god what did the kid get himself into. If he really did kick the hornets nest with Oswald and his possible goons there's no telling what could happen."Rebecca: Concerned/friend"Ever since Andrew brought josh in he's been acting strange. I hope everything's alright"Lisa Lisa: Concerned/interest "What could they possibly be talking about? Whatever it is it doesn't sound good."Cesar: Anger/confusion "Great... What did the commoner do this time. Got in trouble with the law no doubt!"Daniel: Warming up/friend "Though josh still won't tell me what that was back there I am starting to like him a little but. Even if his english is broken as all get out"Oswald: Anger/obsession "If that kid want's to make an idiot out of me and find out about my stand that's fine however this entire damn city will pay for it!"Once again thank you for tuning in and I will see you tomorrow!
>>1660478Look on the bright side anon, we're learning Hamon from Lisa Lisa herself. And there's two other Hamon practitioners with us, we'll do pretty good>>1660495Caesar would you kindly eat a bag of not just regular dicks, but horse dongs? However, in a way we are.Fine thread French, very fine. It was great to just immediately figure out big villain man the moment we met him. Now it's time we bring the sun to him
>>1660512I actually thought the arc was supposed to last a lot longer and you would have had to fight the one guy who escaped with the masks when you fought crenshaw because he turned himself into a vampire early since he couldn't wait. A few extra crooked cops with stands. an entire riot squad with stands since they were sent to take you out while being the best of the best Oswald had. Then finally you would dedicate yourself trying to find who was behind this.But since you rolled high enough Even though I set the dice to a god damn 85 yet the roll won you will have to fight them all in one night. Good luck
>>1660525And uh....how many Standpire cops are we gonna be dealing with? Eleven?Please tell me Andrew has something to help us out in the museum man, please.
>>1660552>elevenHA HA HA HA H AH AH AH AH HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAIF ONLY>Is there something to help us out in the museum man, pleaseHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAMY BOY YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE OSWALD IS ABOUT TO SICK ON YOU
>>1660564Jesus Christ what's next? DIO coming in when he's gone to Heaven? Death 13? Oswald sends fucking Pillar Men after us?PLEASE FUCKING TELL ME YOU'VE GOT SOMETHING THAT WE CAN USE TO HANLE THIS! STAND ARROWS, MORE STAND AND HAMON USERS TO HELP US, FUCKING ANYTHING MAN!
>>1660572good night friendosweet dreams for tomorrow
>>1660585https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3MTO BE CONTINUEDDamn, the train is going off the rails, I hope this doesn't affect the quality of the quest. Im glad that we have Cesar and Lisa Lisa for the upcoming battles, since they didn't got their chance to shine in the anime.
Yet another jojo quest will return in three hours.>>1660856I am just yanking your chain, I would not have had that special event if I didn't plan on this possibly happening
Session start>>1650946 our battle and dice system along with the wardrobe system >>1654685 (You)Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most boring. Almost nothing happens here, hell, even the names of the streets sound dull, Merle Hay road. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned. God damnit Andrew I don't have time for this, I need to convince Andrew somehow! Maybe he know's Oswald and might think he's shifty. Its worth a shot."His name is Oswald."Andrew lifts an eyebrow."The detective?""yeah, the one who's working with Quinton"Andrew rubs his chin for a minute thinking about the situation in hand. He finally responds"Get in here and make sure there are no cops watching."You scurry into the house hold to see Rebecca, Lisa Lisa and Cesar. Andrew closes the door and locks it tight. He turns."I would normally would not believe such a claim however Oswald has alway's been an interesting character...""What do you mean by that?""Oswald has been a detective for a long ass time. He's been one ever since 1897 and has been prowling every since. Even stranger is what his co workers say about him when they worked with him."Who the hell is this guy!"What did they say?""During cases he'd say something about heart of iron and then he'd know who committed a crime and who would commit a crime. Maximum range form those same people said anywhere from a day to a month for possibly seeing in the past and hours to a day when seeing in the future."What the hell is this guy!"Why didn't you tell me earlier Andrew!""Because I thought those were myths however now that he's after you we will need to think this through. Dealing with an enemy like him requires only the most careful of planning. Can we agree on that?"Well you don't have much of a choice"Its out only option right now so I have no choice.""Now that's out of the way Lisa Lisa can teach you another Hamon technique."Maybe that will get your mind off of this. Lisa Lisa ask's"Good to see you again josh. Ready for another lesson?"Are you?>I want to learn sunlight yellow overdrive>I want to learn Scarlet overdrive >other (write in)
>for got to namefagFUCk
>>1661506https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPZVGpvHdtQ>I want to learn sunlight yellow overdrive
>>1661506>I want to learn sunlight yellow overdriveMention the stolen stone masks.
>>1661506>other (write in)"Before we start, quick question: can I learn to shoot Hamon beams?"
>>1661506>I want to learn sunlight yellow overdrive
>>1661596>>1661506oh and ask this in front of Caesar, just to tick him off
>>1661506>other (write in)>"Is there some other things that I'm able to do with Hamon besides overdrives? Not that I'm complaining, I'm just curious what else I can do with it."
>>1661581>>1661594>>1661596>>1661608it appears we are at a cross roads gentle men. If another anon does not vote I will roll to see which wins
>>1661627Well I'll switch to >>1661594And if we could, ask Lisa Lisa about what other applications we could have for Hamon outside of overdrives. Unless we do know, in that case just full training
>>1661635we finally have a weinerWriting
>>1661506What Hamon technique could you learn? You remember during your fight with cesar and he said something about sunlight and overdrive. You wonder if you could do the same?"Is it possible for me to learn that one technique that cesar used on me. It was something sunlight drive.""You mean Sunlight yellow overdrive?"You snap your fingers"That's it!""Ok then. Lets begin"1d100's without tax plox
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>1661670Crit fail away!
>>1661675Hey French I know something you could take out of QuestingQM's book. If it's taking a while, then let an anon who rolled roll again
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>1661670
Rolled 28 (1d100)>>1661670https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPZVGpvHdtQOVERDRIVEI swear im trying to roll but this fucking captchas dont load.
>>1661675So closewriting my dude (sorry if I am slower than usual)
>>1661506Lisa teaches tries to teach you the sunlight yellow overdrive. key word is tries. You can get your fists up to the speed of the barrage however you just cannot get your Hamon flowing through your fists and into the attack. The only times where you did was due to accidents. You try recreating them but even that did not yield much results and it doesn't help Cesar tried to "coach" you. By coaching that means calling you every name in the book that is semi realted to poor, commoner, peasant and unclean. However despite that you still technically learned sunlight yellow overdrive however its very unreliable at best. It is now 10:00pm when you finally stop training to take a break. Cesar scoffs."Of course someone such as yourself cannot master such a technique. That requires actual skill to preform."That tears it"Yeah sorry if I am on a little bit of edge! I had to deal with a detective with may or may not have a burning hatred for me who also may or may not be stealing some weird stone masks!"Lisa freezes but still remains calm"Stone masks?""Yeah, ever since some archaeologists were digging up some weird stone masks in some ruins in Mexico."Lisa questions you further"Did you happen to see a few of the stone masks? Did they have fangs?"You flash back to your battle with john and his friend and when you hit Liam or whatever his name and sent him flying with his bag full of those masks. In fact they did have some fangs on them"Yeah... Why?"Lisa's calm changed to worry, as did's Cesars smugness. "And there have been stolen?"Andrew pipes in "Yeah, some idiots stole like 10 of them however they aren't worth much."Lisa is now in a full on panic"Andrew why didn't you tell me and Cesar earlier! Those masks are extremely dangerous! We need to find them bef-"Suddenly you hear sirens. You rush to a window to see what the hell is going on only to see around seven cops... With red eyes?What do?>Go out and ask what is this>Tell Andrew and Lisa that the cops are here>Other (write in)
>>1661748Goddamn it Caesar>Tell Andrew and Lisa that the cops are hereFrench, we can improve on our techniques right? I'd rather not deal with an unreliable one considering the enemy now
>>1661753of course, using it more will increase its reliability as well as training it
>>1661759Good, and I have some fine ideas involving Hamon and gum
>>1661759One more question, should we go to Heaven would the quest end early? Or would you have something else ready for that just in case?
>>1661790I have something ready for it just like the meme arrow.also writing
>>1661803Good, because I want to enjoy godlike power. But our way of going to Heaven is going to be different than DIO's isn't it?
>>1661748Shit you need to tell Andrew and Lisa, these police look weird. There are about twenty five to thirty of them, which is even stranger since none of you did anything wrong. You approach both Lisa and Andrew. "Hey why are there cops outside."Lisa's panic starts to grow"Do they have red eyes?!?""Yeah how d-"Suddenly the you hear a heavy swing to the door that startles everyone. You run over to the window again and see the cops have a giant battering ram. You shout to everyone."They have a bettering ram and are trying to break down the door!"Lisa looks at both Rebecca and Cesar."Both of you get ready, it looks like we are dealing with vampires."Wait what! You are about to ask what's going on when you hear cesar talk, almost being drowned by the beating on the door. "Don't tell me I have to protect josh..."Lisa mildly snaps at him."Cesar now is not the time to be a snobby brat!"one more hit to the door and its coming off.what do?>Wait for them to get through the door and attack with both Lisa and Cesar>Bust the door down and attack them with the element of surprise >Other (Write in)
>>1661817>Wait for them to get through the door and attack with both Lisa and CesarTime to rip and tear
1d100's please with a jojoke tax
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>1661817https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjIVkl34Vig
Rolled 5 (1d100)>>1661853My Stand shall judge!
Rolled 35, 73, 14, 2 = 124 (4d100)forgot to roll for Cesar, Rebecca, Lisa and Andrew
>>1661865I will give you all 5 more minutes until I count the rolls so lurkers save poor josh also poor Andrew just cannot catch a break
Welp it looks like you were not ready for the vampiric police forceWriting
You ready yourself along with Cesar, Lisa and Rebecca for whats about to smash through that door while Andrew is looking in his fridge for a ham sandwich. After he finds he says."God damnit stop tearing up my house, its not che-"The policemen have finally broken through the house's front door. One of them says."BEEP BEEP MOTHER FUCKER."Andrew is utterly shocked as thirty policemen suddenly burst through his door, five of them dog pile andrew, three of them attack Cesar however Cesar wasn't ready at all and they got a few strikes in and ten of them surround Lisa however she's holding her own. two of them also go after Rebecca and take her by surprise and the rest go after you... All ten of them, though you try to attack they dodge your strike. One of them says"Ey boy's its the kid Oswald want's dead in a ditch! GET EM."All of them rush you at once. What do?>Oryi oryia oryia them with your stand>Try to shock one of them and have the lightning chain the attack>Other (write in)
>>1661940>Other (write in)SUNLIGHT YELLOW...OOOOVERDRIIIIIIIIVE!
>>1661940>>Oryi oryia oryia them with your stand
>>1661940>Try to shock one of them and have the lightning chain the attackTHUNDER ROLLS
>>1661956>>1661980>>1661986OOOOO a three way tie. If this doesn't get resolved special even will occur
>>1661992Wait a second, could our Stand perform SYO?
>>1662007I'm just abbreviating Sunlight Yellow Overdrive
>>1662016Yes however are you going to change your vote?
>>1662026I'll change to >Oryi oryia oryia them with your stand
Rolled 82, 9, 40, 39 = 170 (4d100)>>1662031borfect. 1d100's pls. Also rolling for the rest of your friends
Rolled 43 (1d100)>>1662040Roll, crit fail rooooolllllll
Rolled 32 (1d50)>>1662040ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>1662045Ah fuck it, rolling for rolling's sake
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>1662049GODDAMMIT NOT THAT DICE
>>1662054Only one more roll left my guys... Or else you fail
Well at least Cesar is doing well... Writing
>>1662060Come on man, show at least SOME mercy for us
>>1661940The vampires rush you. Before you could even manifest your stand they overpower you and dog piled on you into the ground and with police baton's in hand proceed to strike you. Andrew is suffering the same fate as well with five of them just wailing on him. He tried to fight back but each attempt was stopped instantly. Luckily Cesar is having a bit of luck and managed to kill the first vampire and knocked out the second one and he heads over to Lisa. Who is not doing well herself. Though she had the upper hand during the first half of the fight she's now loosing it as she's being tired out. She and Andrew can not hold out much longer.Josh's conditions>Stunned (threat level 2)>Bruised (Threat level 4)Andrew's conditions >Stunned (threat level 4)>Bruised (threat level 5)>stamina drain (threat level 2)What do?>Try to oryia oryia oryia again>Sunlight yellow overdrive>Other (write in)
>>1662106>Sunlight yellow overdrive
>>1662106SUMMON LIGHTINING OVER OURSELVES! THE CREATURES OF THE NIGHT WILL LEARN TO FEAR THE GOD OF THE THUNDER
>>1662115Boy we need to use Hamon to kill some of these goddamn things. I don't think lightning will do much to vampires here
>>1662112>>1662115looks like we are tied between magic sunlight punches and going full on zeus
Rolled 11, 25, 4, 70 = 110 (4d100)>>1662112>>1662160magic sunlight punches it is then. 1d100's for all and rolling for the rest of your friends
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>1662160Danke anon>>1662168Jonathan guide my sunlight fists through the bodies of these blood-deinking fuckboys
Rolled 15 (1d100)>>1662168
Rolled 3 (1d100)>>1662168
>>1662173fuck me thats a low roll...>>1662174shit
>>1662172I set the dice to 70. I hope you know how close you were to getting your ass kicked by more vampires again.Writing
>>1662182I am a savior>>1662173>>1662174Alright, so I say we're gonna need to bring along Mr. Claw sometime in the future. He can help with crowd control
God damnit fucking vampires, fucking Oswald, FUCKING LISA FOR NOT TELLING US THAT THOSE MASKS CREATE FUCKING VAMPIRES I'VE HAD IT WITH IT ALL. Your Hamon starts to build up in your fists due to your rage. Its time."SUNLIGHT YELLOW, OVERDRIVE!"You unleash a flurry of quick punches while on the ground, hitting at least 4 of the vampires, killing said 4 and pushing the rest off of you. Rebecca is not fair as well as you as the two Vampires dealing with Rebecca threw her against a grandfather clock, causing the glass to shatter and cut her head open. Andrew does not take kindly to that."GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME, MY GOD DAMN GRAND FATHER CLOCK AND REBECCA YOU HERPES CARRYING MOTHER FUCKER!"[50 Cents a Dance] manifests right to the side of Andrew and hits a homing golf ball that hits five of the vampires and killing three. It causes them to quickly back off and try to re group. Andrew then runs to behind you and takes up a defensive position. Lisa and Cesar are fairing worse than Rebecca. Lisa and Cesar are trying to fend off the vampire attack however they are slowly gaining a bigger and bigger advantage and threw Cesar out the window and managed to break Lisa's arm mid fight. Andrew ask's"What's the plan?">Use both of your stands at the same time to deal with the vampires>Tell Andrew to regroup and save Lisa>Other (Write in)
>>1662203>>Use both of your stands at the same time to deal with the vampiresTeamwork!
>>1662203>Tell Andrew to regroup and save LisaGotta at least try and help her
Forgot conditionsJosh>Stunned (threat level 1)>Bruised (threat level 4)Andrew's conditions>Stunned (threat level 4)>Bruised (threat level 5)>Stamina drain (threat level 1)Cesar's condition's >Stamina drain (threat level 4)>stunned (threat level 5)>concussion (threat level 1)>Glass cuts and stabs (threat level 2)Lisa's conditions>broken arm (threat level 3)>Stamina drain (threat level 4(
Changing to this>Tell Andrew to regroup and save Lisa
Rolled 23, 19, 3, 83 = 128 (4d100)>>1662211>>16622381d100's my guys. Sorry I was about to type tie breaker however capicha would not load. Anyway's rolling for your teammates
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>1662251Damn,we are getting wrecked...
Rolled 2 (1d100)>>1662251It's time for these vampires to BITSA DUSTO
Jesus this has became a humble quest fucking hell. If another anon doesn't roll I will just roll for the final dice roll since I did not think the vampire police bois would be this good
>>1662280Wait a minute, how many vampires are up and fighting?
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>1662251
>>166229121. Oswald is sending all of his goons for attrition warfare tonight
>>1662298did i dew gud?
>>1662298you dud a gude my dude. we were rolling for speed. Rebcca however writing
>>1662298Thank you sir, thank you>>1662300.....How many have we killed again?>>1662303She better not get killed man
>>1662203"Break your stand out, we have to save Lisa!" "On it"Andrew summon's [50 Cents a dance] while you summon [Ride the Lightning] for a massive offensive. Andrew's stand hits 4 fast firing golf balls while your's fires of a barrage of punches to knock the vampires off of Lisa. The golf balls hit their targets killing two of them while [ride the lightning kills 4 of them. They finally back off of Lisa. Cesar has been knocked out by the Vampires and Rebecca got her head slammed into the Radio set. Knocking her out as well. Its just you, Lisa and Andrew against 15 vampires. What do?JoshRebecca's conditions>Knocked out (threat level 3)>Stunned (threat level 5)>Stamina drain (threat level 4)>Glass guts and stabs (threat level 4)>Bleeding and head trama (Threat level 4)>[REMOVED] Stunned >Bruised (threat level 4)Andrew's conditions>Stunned (threat level 4)>Bruised (threat level 5)> [REMOVED] Stamina drain Cesar's conditions>concussion (threat level 1)>[REMOVED] Stamina drain >Glass cuts and stabs (Threat level 2)Lisa's conditions>broken arm (threat level 3)>Stamina drain (threat level 3)
>>1662326josh killed 8 by himself
>>1662330Can we heal Rebecca with the Reiki Chiyu Overdrive?
>>1662333yeah, it is a healing Hamon
Also your options are>Charge them with Andrew and Lisa to kill them all at once>Try and distract them from presuing Rebecca >Other (write in)
>Glass guts and stabsoh god theres glass in her guts!
>>1662330Can we infuse our electricity with Hamon energy?>>1662331That's pretty good
>>1662336>Charge them with Andrew and Lisa to kill them all at onceDamn,this Vampires die very easy.
>>1662350Nice to hear>Charge them with Andrew and Lisa to kill them all at once>Other (write in)Let's combine Hamon and our electricity and cause Hamon chain lighting to bounce between the vampires
Rolled 41, 77, 87, 11 = 216 (4d100)>>1662356>>1662351Roll 1d100's and rolling, for Cesar, Rebecca, Lisa and Andrew
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>1662376French I thought up a name for the Hamon chain lightning attack:Thunderstrike Cyan Overdrive
Rolled 85 (1d100)>>1662376
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>1662376
>>1662387ayyyyy, suffering can end for nowWriting
>>1662399Your name is gone French
>>1662330god damnit this needs to end now. You feel it coursing through you, Hamon. You feel [Ride the Lightning]s electricity is surging through you. You get an Idea, what if you used your Hamon and his electricity at the same time. You charge at them, Andrew tries to however he trips on his couch and instantly falls and Lisa doesn't charge for some reason. You shout your name for the attack. "THUNDERSTRIKE CYAN OVERDRIVE!!!"[Ride the Lightning] manifests beside you and his hand overlapping yours to form one fist glowing from both Hamon and electricity. You both start screaming"OOOOORRRRRRRYYYYYIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"Your fist slams into a vampire's gut. You thought it wouldn't work however then lightning energized Hamon started striking other vampires, killing ten of the bastards. From that sight alone the remaining policemen tried to flee however when three of them tried to escape to the backyard Cesar woke up and caught them, not sounding like the happiest camper. "YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE YOU MONSTER SCUM! BUBBLE CUTTER!"He shoots bubbles at the three fleeing vampires, instantly cutting them down into almost bite sized chunks. The other two tried taking off into the front yard however when they passed the TV Rebecca woke up. God help them"SCARLET OVERDRIVE!"Rebecca's hands suddenly catch on fire as she pummels one of the vampires into dust and then grabbed the other and set him on fire. Which was so hot it started melting his skin down to the bone. The entire family room, hallway, kitchen, dining room and patio of the backyard has been utterly trashed. There are two vampires out like lights in the kitchen. Rebecca is the first to break the silence before it even sets in"So that happened..."What do?>Heal Rebecca with your Hamon>Interrogate the Vampires>Other (Write in)Rebecca's conditions>[REMOVED] Knocked out (threat level 3)>Stunned (threat level 4)>Stamina drain (threat level 3)>Glass guts and stabs (threat level 4)>Bleeding and head truama (Threat level 4)Josh's conditions>Bruised (threat level 4)Andrew's conditions>Stunned (threat level 4)>Bruised (threat level 5)Cesar's conditions>concussion (threat level 1)>Glass cuts and stabs (Threat level 2)Lisa's conditions>broken arm (threat level 3)>Stamina drain (threat level 2)
>>1662428>Heal Rebecca with your Hamon
>>1662433>>16624431d100's without tax please.(thinking about making this the last post of the session since I know I have a habit of making my sessions to long. What do you all think)
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>1662469Uh,I could keep going for a little while.
>>1662469Long sessions are best sessions, you just caught me on DND night.
>>1662475>>1662477alright then, the session continues. also that rollWriting
Rolled 38 (1d100)>>1662469Nah, keep going French
>>1662428Shit Rebecca looks extremely injured. You run over to her and know exactly what to do, though you feel like you are going to regret it, you have to do it anyways"Reiki Chiyu overdrive!"Your fists light up in a yellow glow and proceed to barrage Rebecca, in no time you can instantly see her start to improve as the glass shards pop out of her body and her cuts start to seal up including her gash on her forehead. Once done she starts to stand up, though she almost trips at first she manages to stay up. She starts to smile."See josh, you are becoming a Hamon master."Cesar starts to groggily walk towards Andrew who knocked himself out when he tripped over his coffee table near the couch to wake him up. He starts poking him with his foot."Andrew wake up."Andrew starts to grab the coffee table and hoist himself to his feet."Sorry, just bought that thing yesterday, it gives the room an extremely comfy vibe to it."Cesar sighs"Well at least your taste in furniture wasn't knocked from your head completely"Lisa tilts her head to the knocked out vampires in the kitchen "What are we going to do with them?"Well...>Question him. Time for answers>Kill him and make your way back to your house to get Dr claw>Other (write in)
>>1662524>>Question him. Time for answersTorture with electric shocks!
>>1662524>Question him. Time for answers>Other (write in)>"Whenever you don't answer my questions, I gotta warn ya...this'll hurt a lot."
Rolled 47 (1d100)>>1662548
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>1662548Crit fail ho!
>>1662561>DC was 75>76Why can't you just fail a interrogationWriting
>>1662579No thanks there French
Time for answers, you approach the vampires in the kitchen to question them on their plan. You grab one by the roots of his hair, it begines."Why the hell did you attack us!"The vampire, though panicked doesn't comply "I ain't telling you shit jackass, you are going to have to kill me for the information!""That's why there are two of you!"The vampire freezes "Wait wha-"You electrocute him with Hamon, instantly killing him. His partner in crime is speechless with a look of horror on his face. You turn to meet his gaze and stair directly into his soul"Will you comply? Or will you join him."He scurries to his knees"OK OK I"LL TALK! That's more like it"We're Oswalds men sent to kill you and your friends!""We clearly saw that but what's Oswald planning!"He pauses, making sure his story is as accurate as possible "Oswald has the entire city of des monies on lock down in an attempt to get as many of his boys on the street to hunt you guys down! He already sent his top men to kill of your lobster pet!Shit this isn't good. Mom and Dad are there as well"How many does he have roaming the streets and who is he sending to kill the lobster?""He has at least two thousand guys patrolling the streets of des monies and he sent in some weird riot control guys who he kept saying were the best of the best due to something called "stands"."Oh god damnit"whats his end goal?""I DON'T KNOW I AM JUST A COMMON HENCHMAN. JUST LET ME GO PLEASE"!You are about to say no when Lisa suddenly starts wrapping her scarf around him"Its ok, you have nothing to fear vampire. I am sure you have a soul"He starts to loosen his tension "t-thanks lady but I am not cold.""Who said this was to help warm you up? or comfort you? This has been laced with Hamon and is already melting you""WAIT WHA"The vampire starts to melt into a puddle of blood, bone marrow and flesh. Good god no wonder Andrew was concerned about Lisa"Sorry but I don't like vampires still being alive when in a crowded city""I don't blame you"What do?>Take the car to your apartment, its fast however he might have road blocks up and security checks>Walk to your apartment, you don't want to risk detection>Other (Write in)
>>1662618>Take the car to your apartment, its fast however he might have road blocks up and security checks
>>1662618Captcha is an asshole at times>Take the car to your apartment, its fast however he might have road blocks up and security checks
>>1662640>>1662654alrighty then. last post of the night writing
>>1662663Mom, pop, and lobster better be ok
>>1662618"Andrew we need one of your cars. Oswald sent his top men to my apartment in hopes of eliminating dr claw!"Andrew looks stunned"You haven't boiled his ass yet? jesus you have a lot of patience."Ignoring Andrews sarcasm everyone heads over to Andrew's biggest car. It barely fits all of you but it will have to do. He starts the engine and you're all off to the races. You just hope mama and papa are ok, he's not that cruel to go after harmless people. Right?Meanwhile at Oswald's police departmentOswald walks around the Municiple court of iowan law waiting the arrival of the men who were sent in to kill josh."Damnit this is taking to long! [Hearts of Iron] Reveal what has happened to my men!"His stand manifests in front of him and projects a full 3d holo gram of the results that unfolded. He looks in a mixture of fear and anger as the vampires come close to killing josh and then having them overpowered by him. damn, DAMN THAT BOY TO HELL."HE'S MAKING A MOCKERY OUT OF ME AND MY MEN! ALAXANDER!"A large man appears, at least 6ft tall approaches Oswald"Sir?!?""I need you to handle a curtain problem of mine...""Is it the polish kid josh?""Yes, he's dispatched the original vampires I sent and is now heading to his apartment. I need you to intercept him there and kill him!"He laughs"Isn't riot squad there dealing with that lobster?""Yes however I want no chances. Kill them all, I need no witnesses!""Yes sir. He'll be dead within the hour"that's all for this session tune in tomorrow to see what happens at 7:00pm. will post relationship statuses
Josh's relationship statuses with other charactersAndrew: Concerned/worried"Shit the kid was right. Oswald is after his ass, I knew he was a creep but good lord."Rebecca: Concerned/friend"I can't believe this! fucking vampires cops! WHY!"Lisa Lisa: Concerned/interest "How did they get a hold of stone masks! I need to question Andrew further on this."Cesar: Anger/worry "God damnit josh! not only did he anger a possibly powerful vampire but endangered Lisa!"Daniel: Warming up/friend "Though josh still won't tell me what that was back there I am starting to like him a little but. Even if his english is broken as all get out"Oswald: Anger/smug "He may have made a fool out of me, he wont survive the duel might of Alaxander and the riot squad!Once again thank you for tuning in and I will see you tomorrow!
>>1662694https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3MTO BE CONTINUED Oswald will never see it coming~!So French,does Josh STAND a chance against Dio and [THE WORLD] at his current state?
>>1662694Goddamn it.>>1662706French I found something about lobsters, they can live for a hundred years. So I have a question, how old is Doc Claw?
>>1662712A strapping 10 year old lad.>>1662710Experience wise. Not by a long shot however when comparing the two's stands its very possible The thing about [Ride the Lightning] is, while its speed is an A, its a lot faster then the [THE WORLD] since it can go as fast as lightning itself if [INFORMATION REDACTED] and has a shit ton more endurance along with the almost endless amounts of possibilities that can happen with his ability. however Dio's stand hits a lot harder and that time stop ability is a bitch to deal with.
>>1662727Could you name ten Stands that [Ride the Lightning] could beat in it's current state? And ten if it went Requiem?
>>1662744[Crazy Diamond][Silver Chariot][Magicians Red][The Hand][Ebony Devil][Cream][Hierophant green][Stray Cat][Aqua Necklace][Bad Company]Possibly [Star Platinum] and [THE WORLD] if josh is smart enoughFor [Ride the Lightning] it went Requiem [THE WORLD][Star Platinum][King Crimson][Gold Experience][Killer Queen][Notorious B.I.G][Soft and Wet][Red Hot Chille Pepper][Wether Report][Spice Girl]It would be evenly matched with [Gold Experience] Req however
>>1662765>[King Crimson]>[Notorious B.I.G]>[Soft and Wet]>[THE WORLD]>[Star Platinum]Goddamn, I'm tempted to ask what's just one of the abilities [Ride the Lightning Requiem] gets. But I know you won't tell
>>1662787All you need to know is, when you get hit by the meme arrow, when you go full requiem. Put on your 3D glasses because shit will get real and everything just became a target.
>>1662791However I have to warn you when using the Req if you roll either a crit or a crit fail you will become... Something else
>>1662791>everything just became a target.Oh I love the sound of that>>1662820Does...does the type of crit depend on what we turn into?
Yet another jojo's bizarre adventure quest will be back with in an hour
Session start>>1650946 our battle and dice system along with the wardrobe system >>1654685 (You)Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most boring. Almost nothing happens here, hell, even the names of the streets sound dull, Merle Hay road. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned. "Andrew we need one of your cars. Oswald sent his top men to my apartment in hopes of eliminating dr claw!"Andrew looks stunned"You haven't boiled his ass yet? jesus you have a lot of patience."Ignoring Andrews sarcasm everyone heads over to Andrew's biggest car. It barely fits all of you but it will have to do. He starts the engine and you're all off to the races. You just hope mama and papa are ok, he's not that cruel to go after harmless people. Right? As you drive through the night you are stopped at Franklin Ave, a small neighborhood that you hoped you would be able to use to avoid the police however they seem to be lurking everywhere and managed to stop your car for an inspection. The policeman is tapping on your window.What do?>Strike him first.>Try and convince him we're not who they are looking for>Other (write in)
>>1663938If they are vampires>>Strike him first.If they are not.>Try and convince him we're not who they are looking for
>>1663938>Strike him firstwith both hamon and our stand
>>1663950>>16639771d100's without tax my good men
Rolled 89 (1d100)>>1663999
Rolled 14 (1d100)>>1663999Check em!
>>1664014niceu cesarchanWriting>>1664033Checked those dubs!
>>1663938You don't have time for this! Not when your mama and papa's lives are on the line and when your new pet, friend, thing is on the line as well. [Ride the Lightning] appears right beside you with an eyebrow raised along with his fist, as if he was asking if we were going to attack. You nod and his fist lights up in electricity as well as yours with Hamon, as soon as the police officer gets close to the window both you and [Ride the Lightning] strike through the glass window and punch his gut with both fists instantly skewering him as if he was a kabab. After that both of you shock him with a mixture of electricity and Hamon, turning him into dust. Everyone is staring at you with Andrew being the first to speak."Josh can you please wait for me to roll up the window instead of battering my car! It's expensive as shit!"Damnit not now"Andrew what would you rather have happen to you! Getting mauled by a vampire cop or having your window broken!"Andrew sulks "I guess I'll take a broken window... But please try not to destroy the car tonight"The rest of the car ride was rose in silence so that no vampires could possibly hear us. When we finally reach Merle Hay you can see your apartment... Covered in coral and water with cops surrounding it, a hundred at the very least. Cesar suggests a plan"Look we can't take out all of those vampires at once. We need to sneak around"For once you are partially in agreement with Cesar however there might be a better wayWhat do?>Agree with Cesar and sneak into the back of the apartment and go up stairs that way>Full frontal assault, those vampires cannot be allowed to live>other (Write in)
>>1664092>>Agree with Cesar and sneak into the back of the apartment and go up stairs that way
>>1664092>Agree with Cesar and sneak into the back of the apartment and go up stairs that wayTime to go snake
>>1664092There might be a better way but I can't think of any.>Agree with Cesar and sneak into the back of the apartment and go up stairs that wayI guess Andrew could use his Stand to find use a path.
>>1664104>>1664107>>1664125Sneeki beeki it is then 1d100's please (sorry for putting you in dice hell)
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>1664146
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>1664146
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>1664146Crit fail away!
>>1664176This is a save? Pls tell me this is a save...
>>1664181Dc was 75 since I was using your Developmental potential stat so yesWriting
>>1664092"I agree with Cesar, lets sneak around the back of my apartment and avoid the hundreds of vampires"Everyone nods in agreement as they park in a near by parking lot at quietly close the car doors. From there you sneak behind the army of cops out in front of your apartment, nearly alerting them of your location when Andrew nearly dropped his car keys and Cesar catching them last minute. Christ that was close... Never the less you finally make to the back of the apartment. What do?>take the fire escape into the upper part of the apartment>Just continue sneaking into the building>other (write in)
>>1664211>>take the fire escape into the upper part of the apartment
>>1664211>take the fire escape into the upper part of the apartment
>>1664211You all decide to take the fire escape to your apartment, since Lisa is suffering from a broken arm you are tasked with helping her up. Much to the displeasure and anger of Cesar who is whisper/screaming at you for any minor mistake."Commoner your step was off, YOU COULD HAVE DROPPED HER! Josh don't you dare hoist her like that or I swear to god! JOSh YOU COULD HAVE SLIPPED!"and it was like that the entire way which forced a chuckle from Lisa that was drowned by Cesars nagging. Still you managed to make it up the fire escape and into your apartment. To find it covered in coral and water and a lobster in the pantry looking for something to eat. He turns to face you."Josh! I thought they killed you over at Andrew's!""Not yet Dr claw, they need to be a bit smarter than that. Wait where are my mama and papa?"If a lobster could frown, now would be the time."Your folks as well as everyone in the building were called out of it and your parents specifically were put in a patrol car and taken somewhere. That was all I was able to see."Damnit, Oswald was one step ahead of you. suddenly you hear a large van pull up from in front of the apartment. You peak out the window to see men in full swat gear hopping out and a larger man leading them."Shit everyone they brought in more police officers, we need a plan."What's the plan skipper>try and sneak out of the apartment and into the car with the lobster in hand and try to get to the police station where they are kept>try and fight your way out while you still have the element of surprise>Other (Write in)
>>1664305>try and sneak out of the apartment and into the car with the lobster in hand and try to get to the police station where they are kept
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>1664352
Rolled 92 (1d100)>>1664352
Rolled 40 (1d100)>>1664352Alright time to roll>>1664364I honestly hope I don't ruin this
>>1664364Christ you were close, the roll to avoid Alaxander's hearing was a 95Writing
>>1664305You decide to sneak back to the car again to avoid the police and that riot squad. You all carefully take the fire escape again and of course, hoisting Lisa down to the nagging of Cesar but before he could open his mouth Lisa chimes in."Csar now is not the time to be be scolding josh!"Cesar instantly closes his mouth and stops himself, finally you can carry a thirty year old woman in peace. You all managed to get down on street level and make your way to the car, when suddenly Cesar opens his car door to fast which causes the larger man to look directly at you. He starts to smile."lookie here boy's we caught ourselves a rat!"What do?>Get in the car now!>Try and run off into another street to throw him off>Other (write in)
>>1664418>Get in the car now!
>>1664418>Get in the car now!get or stand ready
>>1664431>>16644341d100's my guys
Rolled 86 (1d100)>>1664462
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>1664462
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>1664462
>>1664481FUCK SO CLOSE
>>1664481Fucking hell ok then...Writing
>>1664481>>1664485It is still pretty good. I know that feel, almost crits are my bread and butter.
>>1664418Shit the spotted us. You quickly act on instinct as [Ride the Lightning] and you both quickly shove everyone into the car and before you know it you are in the passenger seat as Andrew is now hitting the gas. [Ride the Lightning] closes all the doors and finally makes sure everyone is in the car. However once you're on the road again four cop cars are hot on your trail as well as a swat van. Soon enough you see a riot controller pop his head out of the car... With his stand's hands glowing, what on ea-.Suddenly the ground in front of the car starts to rise and you can hear a cop laughing in the background."THESE IDIOTS DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST [Bad Boys]!"Stand User [Zane Pyle]Stand name [Bad Boys]>Power B>Speed D>Endurance C>Precision B>Developmental potential D>Range C>Its ability is to manipulate concrete and can create structures with it as well as control its density and massWhat do?>Blast a bolt of lightning at one of the cars>Other (write in)
>>1664536>Blast a bolt of lightning at one of the cars
>>1664536>>Blast a bolt of lightning at one of the cars
>>1664536>Other (write in)Charge up one of the cars with Hamon electricity, when at the opportune moment we show this fucker the wrath of Raiden, Thor and Zeus
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>1664565>>1664568roll 1d100s without tax please also rolling for Andrew's driving
Rolled 63 (1d100)>>1664582
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>1664582Time for this fucker to get THUNDERSTRUCK
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>1664582
>>1664589jesus these rolls.Writing
>>1664536You can't let that van continue this any longer. You pop your head out of the window as well as [Ride the Lightning] and you command him to throw a lightning bolt directly at one of the swat van's. You sends one directly at the stand user's van, instantly frying his engine and causing his car to crash into a nearby light post however a patrol car has stopped to pick him up but it will buy some time. In the chaos Lisa managed to fall directly in your lap, god this is fucking weird, you are about to speak up however then you hear this..."WHERE BAD BOY'S FAILED [Sound of Da Police] WON'T"You suddenly see light from a nearby neon bar sign converge on your position in an attempt to fry your car!Stand User [Brendon Wit]Stand Name [Sound of Da Police]>Power E>Speed A>Endurance E>Precision B>Developmental potential B>Range B>Ability is to control bright lights and use them as a sort of highly precise lasersWhat do?>Blast the light with your lightning>Blast lightning at the stand user himself>Other (write in)
>>1664631>Other (write in)Drain the electricity from the neon sign, charge it with Hamon and fire it into the cop car
>>1664631>Blast the light with your lightning
>>1664631>OtherUse [Ride the Lightning] to create a super bright arc of Hamon charged light to blind the vampire drivers
>>1664638>>1664655>>1664656three way tie? I will give it 10 more mins before a special event
>>1664676Well I'll change to this >>1664656It's kind of like having the sun shining on the bastards
>>1664681I like it, roll 1d100
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>1664702In the words of one guy who saw the Dawn Machine:THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>1664702
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>1664702
Rolled 69 (1d100)
>>1664712so close my dude but no cigarWriting
>>1664631You wonder if you can charge the light coming at you with Hamon in an attempt to kill one of the vampires. You try to fill it with Hamon however the light was coming way to fast for you and it barely misses you. Causing to cut your cheek and draw mild blood. Christ that was a close call, still nobody got hurt so you're thankful for that however you then hear the cackle of that damn maniac come to life."Who say's I was done with you boy! If I can't hit you then I will just take our your tires!"OH SHIT. The bastard's light is coming back around and this time heading straight for the car's tires. What do?
>>1664761>Try and charge it again>blast the stand user with lightning>other (Write in)
>>1664761>Try and charge it again
>>1664768>Try and charge it again
>>1664774>>16647821d100's my guys
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>1664825DON'T FUCK UP
Rolled 29 (1d100)>>1664825
Rolled 32 (1d100)>>1664768Unrelated to the current situation, but if we crit succeed in Requiem would we become some goddamn god-like thing or a horrible monster?>>1664825Here comes the sun, and a nat 1. It's alright
shit, our rolls suck
>>1664835Fuck everything man, we were rolling good and now it's mediocre failures
Well better roll to see how Andrew takes the slashing of the tires>>1664840Guess you will have to find out depending on the crit :^)
Rolled 8 (1d100)>typed in dice wrongFUCK, well writing anyway's
>>1664858Just a hint?
>>1664761Oh christ he's crashing this car WITH NO SURVIVORS! You try to charge his light with Hamon in an attempt to kill him however you just can't focus enough and so the light slashes your tires. Andrew quickly looses control of the car and it smashes directly into a apartment complex, everyone was knocked out except you due to taking the least amount of punishment form the car accident. However the two stand users Brendon Wit and Zane Pyle have quickly caught up with your now wrecked car. You cannot allow your friends to get harmed so you quickly get out of the car to meet your aggressors. Zane Pyle scoffs"Looks like your friend wasn't a good driver at all. To bad you won't get to joke about it once you're dead!"both Zane Pyle and Brendon Wit bring out their stands and rush you with Brendon summoning neon light to use as a swordWhat do?>Oryia Oryia Oryia Barrage them>Surprise them with electricity>Other (write in)Josh's conditions>broken nose (threat level 2)Rebecca's conditions>Knocked out (threat level 4)>concussion (threat level 3)>Broken bones (Threat level 2)Andrew's conditions>Knocked out (threat level 4)>concussion (threat level 3)>Broken bones (Threat level 2)Cesar's conditions>Knocked out (threat level 4)>concussion (threat level 3)>Broken bones (Threat level 2)Lisa's conditions>Knocked out (threat level 4)>concussion (threat level 3)>Broken bones (Threat level 2)>Broken arm (threat level 4)
>>1664920>Oryia Oryia Oryia Barrage them
>>1664920Can we get a bonus if we have a good enough one liner?
>>1664935Damn,we should have put our Jojo clothes when we were at our house.
>>1664935You know what sure. If you come up with a good one liner in 5 minutes of this post. I will grant you a 10+ dice bonus.
>>1664946"Put on your belts, because the real Ride starts now"
>>1664935get in touch with your inner Schwarzenegger man, we are depending on it!
>>1664920>Other (write in)Thunderstrike Cyan OverdriveOne-Liner: "Good evening gentlemen, today it's time we play a game. I shall be Mr. Thomas Edison, and you bastards can be Topsy."
>>1664974sorry mang, to long to be a one liner but >>1664963 got a great chuckle out of me so I will give you it
>>1664974>>1664934We also need a tie breaker for this
>>1664974This sounds good mang
>>1665020Danke, for breaking the tie and supporting me
>>1664974alright then the tie has been broken!1d100's please (I will add the ten bonus to the highest roll)
Rolled 46 (1d100)>>1665030DON'T FUCK UP
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>1665030SONO CHI NO SADAME. JOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>1665030Nat 1 ho!>>1665040WITNESSED
>>1665040>>1665045https://youtu.be/CYqq9Ovz_9cYou fucking heroes
>>1665040>>1665045>both are 92 adding on the 10 bonusN-NANI!?!writing
>>1664920As the rush you, all you can think about is your friends, even the little shit Cesar even grew on you. In a matter of only four day's they all became close friends. No you cannot Allow these, these VAMPIRES RUIN THIS! You ready [Ride the lightning] by your side who is just as furious as you. As they approach you, before you mutilate them. You crack off a one liner."I hope you have your seat belts with you, BECAUSE THE REAL RISE STARTS NOW!!! THUNDER STRIKE CYAN OVERDRIVE!"You rush them with [Ride the Lightning]s hand's and body overlapping with yours as your hands ignite in both Hamon and electricity and Zayne Pyle almost freezes"OH SHIT, [Bad Boys] Concrete wall!!!A concrete wall suddenly comes up out from the ground to protect both him and his partner in crime. He starts to laugh "NICE TRY KID BUT YOU NEED MORE THAN THAT T-"You punch directly through the concrete barrier to their horrified expressions as you lay into them while both you and your stand scream bloody murder."ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA"Hitting them with a barrage of fists, Hamon and Electricity you send both of them flying across to the other side of the street. Knocking them through a flower shop and into another building all together. You are about to claim victory when the other riot vans pull up and four more of them get out. Lead by a bigger man in full on riot gear as well. The men look towards the now groggy stand users sent flying through buildings. They look back at you and the biggest man is the first to break the silence. "So you're the thorn in Oswald's side that decided to piss him off? Don't tell me your not since I had to suffer through his rants and now that I found you"His stand manifests behind himMe and [Blue Moon] Will tear you APART!Stand User [Alexander Kington]Stand Name [Blue Moon]>Power A >Speed C>Endurance B>Precision D>Developmental Potential C>Range D>ability is to be able to track targets from their spirit Hamon trail they leaveThis is going to be one hell of a fight as you see the stand users you just knocked through buildings regroup with their friends Thank you all for tuning in, I will post relationship statuses and the other riot control member's stands as well (since there are 7 in total) and next session is tomorrow at 5:00pm
>>1665040>>1665045We did good brother.>>1665148Thanks for running Des.
>>1665148Alright then.Seven crooked cop Stand vampires vs. three Hamon practitioners, a guy who has both Hamon and a Stand, and a guy and lobster who have just Stands.We better get some boost or goddamn reinforcements. But anyways, thanks for running French>>1665198That we did, that we did. Let's make sure we roll good for next time
This is the full riot squad stand measurements from leader to rookieStand User [Alexander Kington]Stand Name [Blue Moon]>Power A >Speed C>Endurance B>Precision D>Developmental Potential C>Range D>ability is to be able to track targets from their spirit Hamon trail they leaveStand User [Zane Pyle]Stand name [Bad Boys]>Power B>Speed D>Endurance C>Precision B>Developmental potential D>Range C>Its ability is to manipulate concrete and can create structures with it as well as control its density and massStand User [Brendon Wit]Stand Name [Sound of Da Police]>Power E>Speed A>Endurance E>Precision B>Developmental potential B>Range B>Ability is to control bright lights and use them as a sort of highly precise lasersStand User [Kirov Zalec]Stand Name [Katusha] >Power E>Speed C>endurance D>Precision A>Developmental potential C>Range A>Ability is to fire off multiple homing rockets that can very in elemental damageStand User [Barney Creek]Stand Name [Big Iron]>Power B>Speed B>Endurance C>Precision E>Developmental Potential A>Range C>ability is to be able to create various metal works that could include Guns, Grenades, swords etc.Stand User [Jackie floyd]Stand name [The Cassions Go Rolling Along]>Power C>Speed C>Endurance C>Precision C>Developmental potential B>range C>ability is to copy whatever it sees to a curtain degreeStand User [Roberto Sharletin]Stand Name [El Paso]>Power D>Speed A>Endurance D>Precision A>Developmental Potential B>Range B>ability is to create six attack dogs that can corrode anything it bitesWill post relationship status next
Josh's relationship statuses with other charactersAndrew: Concerned/worried"Great... Now we have to fight an entire army of vampires, god DAMNIT ALL!"Rebecca: Concerned/friend"Christ I am barely awake or stay awake but all I can see is Josh standing alone against seven stand users... God help him."Lisa Lisa: Concerned/interest "Once I kill these vampires. I need to destroy those stone masks!"Cesar: Anger/worry "I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE HE HANDLED LISA LIKE THAT JUST WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS THAT BASTARD FUCKING MOTHER FUCKER REEEEEEEEEE (Rest in inaudible due to Cesar starting to foam at the mouth)"Daniel: Warming up/friend "Though josh still won't tell me what that was back there I am starting to like him a little but. Even if his english is broken as all get out"Oswald: Anger/smug "HA! My goons have him right where I want them! and I don't have to move a single muscle!"
Dr claw: Anger/Fear"Of course the only fucking place I chose to stay is hellish. I can't catch a break>>1665204>we better get a boost or somethingI only said Cesar, Andrew, Rebecca and Lisa were knocked out. The lobster is still here
>>1665250Still seven against two man, can you remind me real quick what his Stand is?
>>1665265His stand is [Rock Lobster] And its ability is to transform any terrain into coral and turn the are in question into a coral reef which spawns fish from the size of piranha to humpback whales that will attack anything the User commands
>>1665281Does [Rock Lobster] produce water too? If so then I gotta say Claw and Josh sync well together
>>1665295yes, he's the ultimate animal/stand user for crowed control
>>1665303Muy bueno, now I have a feeling [Rock Lobster Requiem] is pretty bullshit too am I right?
>>1665308Dr clawStand Name [Rock Lobster Requiem]>Power A>Speed C>Endurance A>Precision C>Developmental potential A>range N&A (due to the bullshit)>Ability is to coralize any area regardless of size and fill it with water and any creature and object that has either died or got sunk in the sea. Including but not in the slightest limited to Warships, Warplanes, Lost civilizations, Stand users that died out in sea, Dinosaurs and Valcanos>Ability to be able to control the water created by him. Created giant waves, sea tornado's, giant explosions of water ETCAnd that's Dr claw if he got shot by the meme arrow (The only reason I told you is because its not josh himself)
>>1665335We got a Zeus and a Poseidon,we still need a Hades.Do you have Stands made for the Characters without Stand,in case they get shot by an arrow? Could you share one?
>>1665348Yes I do however I don't want to share it since it would ruin the surprise and wonder on what stand they could possessHowever I have a question, I have an arc after battle tendency that I got done writing the rough draft for and I was wondering if you woul