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Last time on EDQ, we decided to go on vacation and finalize patching up relations with Liz, and we've gone on vacation with most of our kids as well...

Liz has upgraded!

Choose.

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>(NEW) Insanely Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
>Upgrade Form
>Gain Chimera Form
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>>1644854
>(NEW) Insanely Unstable Mutation
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>>1644854
>(NEW) Insanely Unstable Mutation
>WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong.png
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Insanely Unstable it is.

Roll me a 1d10 anons.
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1644887
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Choose.

>Race Upgrade. (Choose a form. Does not apply to Dragon Form, but CAN apply to Draconic Humanoid Form)
>Stealth Upgrade.
>Combat Upgrade.
>Charisma Upgrade.
>Magic Upgrade
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>>1644898
>Magic Upgrade
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>>1644898
>>Charisma Upgrade.
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Anons sure?
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Going ahead in 10 minutes.

Liz is not built for magic, and I would warn anons against this, since she barely knows any spells and it would be useless for her.
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>>1644932
Switch to upgrading race. Half-Dragon
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Fuck it, I'll roll if anons can't decide.

You have five minutes to make up your minds.
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>>1644898
Half dragon.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Enhance Race it is.

Do anons want to go with Half Dragon, or improve another form?

>Improve Half Dragon
>Improve a different form. (Specify, such as Humanoid Dragon form or Minotaur form. Human and Dragon are locked.)
>Write-in
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>>1644962
>Improve Half Dragon
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>>1644962
>Improve Half Dragon
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>>1644962
>Improve Half Dragon
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Half Dragon.

Liz's Half-Dragon Form.

Liz's Height: 12'3' in Half-Dragon form.

Choose a size modifier.

>/3x as small. (-4 Strength, +4 Dex)
>/2.5 as small. (-3 Strength, +3 Dex)
>/2 as small (-2 Strength, +2 Dex)
>/1.5 as small. (-1 Strength, +1 Dex)
>No Size Chance (No bonus to Strength, but no debuff to Dex.)
>x1.5 (+1 Strength, -1 Dex)
>x2 (+2 Strength, -2 Dex)
>x2.5 (+3 Strength, -3 Dex)
>x3 (+4 Strength, -4 Dex)
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>>1644983
>/1.5 as small. (-1 Strength, +1 Dex)
I could also go for no size change in case of a tie
>>
Rolled 5, 10, 17, 14, 11 + 3 = 60 (5d20 + 3)

Smaller it is.

Excuse my rolls.

By the way, you'll actually have to use LIz's half-dragon form to know what's changed.
>>
Interesting.

You of course, rest in bed with Liz, while the kids make a mess with a "pillow fight" in the living room.

"...So do you want to stop them?"

"...I was hoping you'd want to stop them."

"...I'm comfy though."

She pats your head, which is right ontop of her breasts.

"...I don't want to get up either. I'm tired from the walking... And a little light headed from the wine."

"...Can we just ignore them?"

"...But they're so loud, dear..."

You sigh, and decide to yell.

"KIDS! Your father and mother are trying to get some sleep, and I swear to God if I have to go out there, NONE of you are getting sleep, got it?"

They go quiet, and you sigh in contentment.

Then of course, you hear a giggle, and a smack. The fighting continues outside, and you swear one of them screams like a little barbarian.

"Goddamn it, won't they just be quiet for a little bit..."

It seems like your kids think you aren't coming out...

What do?

>...Stay comfy, and try to find a way to block out the noise.
>...Get up and deal with your kids being loud and annoying you and Liz.
>...That's it. Grab a pillow, and have some fun with the kids... Maybe they'll just be tired out...
>Write-in
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>>1645002
>...That's it. Grab a pillow, and have some fun with the kids... Maybe they'll just be tired out...
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>>1645002
>...That's it. Grab a pillow, and have some fun with the kids... Maybe they'll just be tired out...
Maybe shapeshift into a Kobold to level the playing field
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Do anons want to bring Liz?

>Yes.
>...See if she's willing to help tire the kids out via strategic snackmaking.
>No.
>...Try to get in her kobold form, so everyone's on even ground?
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>>1645011
>No.
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You of course, get ready to have some fun with the kids.

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.

+2 if you can tell Liz that you'll be back soon, and that you of course love her. And how comfy she is.
+2 if you can find a way to get ready for combat.
+2 if you can think of an appropriate form.
+1 if you can think of a battlecry.
>>
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1645025
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Critical Success!

You of course, get ready for combat, and get a pillow out while your in your human form, and begin to attack your kids with a pillow...

It's a rather easy fight, and with a few strikes of a pillow, they go down, and you pick them up, and quickly put them in bed. You close the door, and head back to bed with Liz.

You cuddle with her for a while... Maybe about ten minutes.

"...So did you want to talk about anything, Ren?"

"...Do you?"

"...Well... I mean, I just feel like I'm falling asleep..."

Actions

>Well... Maybe.
>...Thanks for asking, I guess.
>...Nah... I feel like some sleep to be honest...
>...You know, why don't we have some fun? I feel like a reward since I did take care of the kids....
>...You know, I just want to say I love you, alright?
>...You know, why don't you go to another form? A human form just isn't comfy enough for me...
>Write-in
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>>1645035
>...You know, I just want to say I love you, alright?
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"I just wanted to say I love you, alright?"

"I love you too, Ren."

She gives you a kiss, and both of you go to sleep...

The next day rolls around, and you wake up and begin to get out of bed... Your kids seem asleep, and Liz seems to be making everyone breakfast...

Where do anons want to go next on their trip through Italy?

>Hold up... There's a slide outside in this hotel, and a few pools. Your kids would love it, hell maybe even Liz... Maybe you should take them down there today.
>Milan.
>Florence.
>Venice.
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>>1645064
>Milan.
Milan was at one point in time the capital of the Roman Empire
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Milan it is.

You of course, take Liz and the family on a trip to Milan...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for the first half of this!

+3 for ideas about interesting sights you and Liz should go see!
+2 if you can continue to be protective of Liz.
+2 if you can find something romantic to do for Liz?
+1 if you can find a way to keep a close eye on the kids, and maybe try to get them to stay by you rather than wander off...
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Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1645091
We could see the Milan cathedral
Lock arms with Liz

Say to the kids that if they stay near us and behave well, we'll buy them any souvenirs they want as long as they are cemented like a fountain statue.
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Allowing samefagging if you can continue to be romantic or protective of Liz.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1645133
Hold our arm around Liz so she's under our wing so to say. Also if we have a coat put it around her, even if there isn't bad weather.
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Critical Success!

Liz smiles, and gives you an energetic kiss at you caring and being so protective of her.

"You know, maybe one day I'll make a gentleman out of you yet..."

"Heh, I doubt it."

"...You know, your right."

She gives you a kiss on the cheek.

"I love you just the way you are... Minus the cheating, of course."

"Aw, thanks... Now, are you up for a cathedral?"

"Oh, I'd love it... Well... Actually, you aren- I mean... We aren't really christian, are we?"

"...Well, that's true..."

"...Do you still want to see them?"

She seems somewhat worried she's offended you! Huh.

Actions

>...Liz, it's fine if your still mostly identifying with Christians... Hell, I still kind of say "God" once in a while myself...
>...Let's just go into that cathedral, and check it out?
>...You know, why don't we see something really worthy of our respect, like a Roman temple?
>Write-in
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>>1645152
>...Let's just go into that cathedral, and check it out?
The Milan cathedral has better aesthetics than any Roman temples which is probably in disarray
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You get +15 opinion from Liz and the two of you get along amazingly as you look around Milan...

Though there's a bit of a problem. Your kids look bored, and seem more interested in messing around then looking at the sighs, and Liz seems somewhat worried since she made reservations at a very fancy restaurant... Which is in an hour.

What do?

>...Try to entertain the kids? (You might be late!)
>...Tell them you'll have some fun after dinner, alright?
>...Intimidate the kids?
>Write-in
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>>1645187
>...Try to entertain the kids? (You might be late!)
We can instill in them finer qualities such as a love for history and architecture now.
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>>1645187
>...Try to entertain the kids? (You might be late!)

They'll hold our reservation... or else.
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Roll me a 1d20-3 to try and have the kids entertained by being "boring" according to them.

+3 if you can try to tell them why history is so important to you and their mother! (+2 if you can also do something romantic with Liz to emphasize this?)
+2 if you can talk about how they'll shape history one day, being dragons/half-dragons.
+2 if you can threaten them with coddling by Liz if they don't take an interest.
+1 if you can mention how they should be on their best behavior at dinner later, and no funny business...
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Rolled 6 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>1645199
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1645199
Good father go
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...Well, does anyone else want to vote, or should I continue?
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Allowing samefagging if anons can threaten the kids.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1645399

>"Look, if you won't sit still and pay attention on your own, then you're going to sit on your mother's lap and she'll hold you so you WILL sit still and pay attention."
>"And at dinner tonight, you'd better be on your best behavior, the way you behave reflects on us as parents, and we will not be embarrassed by you children acting up and throwing a fit. You WILL be escorted back to the hotel from the restaurant, and you WILL be sent to bed with no dinner if you misbehave, understand me?"
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What do anons want to do?

>Terrify your kids into not acting out at all!
>...Get your kids interested in History?
>Write-in
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>>1645428
>...Get your kids interested in History?
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Your kids seem to completely ignore your threats, and instead find you talking about history cool and exciting...

Eventually, you enthuse the kids on family history when you get to the restraunt, and it seems they've fucking denied you your reservation for being an hour late.

Fuck.

And there's a goddamned line too.

Actions

>(Draconic Overlord) Fuck this, you are the fucking dragon in this goddamned country, and you DEMAND their fucking best seating for your wife and your kids!
>...Calm down, and wait. You can wait a while.
>...Demand your reservation!
>Shapeshift?
>Write-in
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>>1645436
>(Draconic Overlord) Fuck this, you are the fucking dragon in this goddamned country, and you DEMAND their fucking best seating for your wife and your kids!
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So, anons want to demand their seat...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get some good seating.

+3 if you can be pissed the fuck off, and DEMAND the best seating for you and your draconic family!
+2 for threats towards the clerk!
+2 if you can shapeshift to a much more intimidating form.
+1 if you can mention why you and your wife and your kids NEED the best seating, and deserve it!
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Rolled 12 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1645488

>"Gone? What the hell do you mean GONE? We had reservations, and by Tiamat when WE reserve a place, it STAYS reserved! Now, since the spot we were SUPPOSED to have is gone, you'll just have to give us the best seating in the house, and throw in some freebies for making us wait!"
>"Like appetizers. After all, we're hungry, and I don't think you want us looking at the patrons like you'd look at bar snacks. In fact, bring us appetizers and drinks IMMEDIATELY while you clear off your BEST table in the house."
>Start off in human form, and slowly shift to half-dragon to tower over and intimidate the host.
>"After all, we're visiting dignitaries. You want your future, my wife and children, to have ONLY the best of ideas on what your city is like, don't you? After all, it would MOST unfortunate if they were given the cold shoulder, I dislike it INTENSELY when my family is slighted that way."
>>
If anons want to get an even higher success and therefor an amazing dinner, just make more threats, and demand more things.
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>>1645524
>"In fact, I think that more than just drinks and appetizers should be on the house. We're not JUST visiting dignitaries, we're SHAFTED visiting dignitaries, and I will NOT have our visit sullied by such poor hospitality! You WILL comp our ENTIRE meal, or I will have to show you the fullest extent of my 'displeasure'. And rest assured, you do not want to see me when I am displeased with the actions of you mortals."
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You of course, make some very big demands, and tower over the staff in your half-dragon form, and emphasize the point to the staff's manager, before angrily grabbing a nearby tomato, and squeezing it until it explodes in your hand.

"Now, I demand three kid's menus, and three adult menus."

"I er-"

"Now, mortal, before I get angry. I demand your biggest booth seat."

You of course, reconvene with Liz and the kids, and get escorted to a comfy booth seat overlooking a lake. Liz kisses you for getting the best seat in the house, and the kids try to cram into the table...

Eventually, the waiter comes by nervously, and asks what you all want.

"A cake! With an extra-large soda! Oh! And also whatever dad's having!" Elslif says, enthusastic.

"...I'll um... Belay that... I was thinking... How about some pizza? No cheese, all pepperoni, extra sauce... Some Italian sasuage, along with some olives maybe, oh, and also twelve strips of bacon... With a coca cola, by the way."

"Do they serve burgers here? I want twelve, and coca cola too!" Odahviing says.

"I wanted a cheeseburger though..." says Odah's other head, and they promptly get into an argument over it. You just say for them that they'll have whatever the fuck is closest to a hamburger in Italian.

"...Could I have an entire extra-large pizza? With triple pepperoni... No cheese, and extra sauce? With olives! Oh, and also some onion rings and garlic sauce... With a uh... Could I have some orange soda?" Aulus says.

You can't help at smile at your son ordering a food similar to yours.

"That my boy, is good taste. Oh, I'll also have onion rings... Fifty, yeah. Sounds good... Oh, and some stuffed crust. Cheese."

You can't help but pat your son on the head for his patrician-tier choice.

"...I'll have some pasta, I guess. With extra meatballs." Michael says.

There's a pause once Liz is supposed to order.

"I'll have some salad too, along with some pasta."

"Mom, you should have some pizza!"

She sighs.

"...Honestly, with the amount you kids eat... I'll have you know that I'm not exactly going to eat an entire cow for lunch. We should try to moderate ourselves a little, cut back on the soda..."

She gives a bit of a stare at everyone.

"...How did they even get introduced to what soda is?"

"I uh... I mean... I packed it in their school lunches once?" You give an innocent smile...

She sighs.

"Ren, soda hurts their teeth. At least, that's what my sister says. Turned her husband's teeth yellow!"

"I hardly believe it..."

"Not to mention, I doubt we really need pizza with onion rings, stuffed crust, a cake..."

"...Well, it's all free..."

"That doesn't mean stuff yourselves silly..." She sighs...

Actions

>Side with Liz.
>Side with the Kids.
>...Side with Liz... But don't change your order.
>...Maybe you should look into if Liz under-eats? She is a bit thin... Just thinking.
>Write-in
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>>1645579
>Side with the Kids.

>"Honey, it's a vacation. We're supposed to cut loose, have fun, and eat unhealthily. It's part of the appeal, you know how much you love to do that on vacations. Besides, it's not like they can actually finish everything that they've ordered. It'll be perfectly fine. We'll just have a light dinner later tonight to make up for it."
>>
"Honey, it's a vacation. We're supposed to cut loose, have fun, and eat unhealthily. It's part of the appeal, you know how much you love to do that on vacations. Besides, it's not like they can actually finish everything that they've ordered. It'll be perfectly fine. We'll just have a light breakfast tommorow, alright?"

Your kids cheer, and give you a hug out of gratitude.

She seems a bit disappointed, and shakes her head.

"...I suppose I'll also have whatever a pizza is too, waiter."

The waiter writes all of this down, struggling. He nods and leaves...

Finally, he comes back and hands to you a list of their finest wines... Liz orders some Italian wine, and you decide to do it too.

"So, Aulus? How's school?"

He slumps, and sighs.

"It's booorring..."

"Why, dear?"

"Because everyone's stupid, the rules are stupid, people are afraid of me... Not to mention I get made fun of behind my snout..."

He crosses his arms, to emphasize his point.

"Well, that's part of being a kid, Aulus... Besides, what's so stupid about it?"

"The teacher seemed shocked when I knew how to multiply, and divide... The students pick their... Weird snout noses... Not to mention I can't even use my real form form without getting in trouble... Not to mention the kids rat me out when I claim rightful dominion over the slide, and the librarian gets annoyed when I try to set up a lair in there..."

"Why are you setting up a lair in the library?"

"So I don't have to deal with my stupid teacher or classmates... Also the floor's comfy."

He seems to dislike schooling...

Actions

>...Come on, I bet it's not too hard...
>Heh, it's just part of being a kid...
>...Why did you claim ownership over the slide?
>So in your library forts, have you considered reading some books to pass the time?
>...I'll have a word with your teacher young man.
>Sounds like my Aulus is a little trouble maker...
>...Wait a fucking minute, people make fun of my son behind my back?
>Write-in
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>>1645615
>Heh, it's just part of being a kid...
>So in your library forts, have you considered reading some books to pass the time?
>...Wait a fucking minute, people make fun of my son behind my back?
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>>1645619
I also imagine Ren doing a spittake with the fine Italian wine when he realizes that his son gets made fun of.
>>
"Heh, it's just a part of being a kid... Making forts out of books and... Pillows, yeah..."

"...Ren, you grew up in a cave."

"Alright, alright... I didn't have it nearly as good as you kids. I had to hunt for food back in those days... Man, I miss that at times... The sun on my back, a blizzard coming in..."

You sigh, remembering your childhood.

"I mean, at least you got to do something..."

"Yeah... Anyways, your making library forts, right? That's cool. Always wanted to make a fort, honestly."

"...Yeah... I just use it to take naps."

"Oh. That's cool too. Try reading that stuff though, it can be fun."

You of course begin to sip on the wine, and Liz begins to talk.

"...So you said people make fun of you?"

Wait.

What.

You spit wine out of your glass.

"The fuck has a death-wish, you mean? Who the fuck is insulting my son?"

You notice that your grabbing your wine glass a little too hard, with cracks forming in it...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to keep your cool, and not get very, very pissed off.

+3 if Liz can calm Ren down somehow...
+2 if Ren can run through all the ways to discipline some brat making fun of his kid...
+2 if Ren can demand to know what the fuck is going on.
+2 if Ren can think why for a dragon, he's very easily angered by someone making fun of his son...

If it's a failure, this might cause a scene and make your son not want to talk about it.
>>
Rolled 8 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1645632

>"Dear, be reasonable about this. Remember, we're representing our countries right now, wouldn't do to cause a scene. Let's handle this like rational adults, hmm?"

>"I'll spank him. On his bottom. With my open hand. In dragon form. Full-sized dragon form. It'll be like swatting down an irritating fly. That'll teach him to never, EVER, even look SIDEWAYS at my son again."
>"Now TELL me what happened, and don't you dare leave out a single detail. I need to know what happened, down to the last word, exactly where in school it happened, and who bore witness to it. Everyone who had a hand in this must be punished!"
>"People mocking my family because they can't get away with doing it directly to my face, I will NOT be having people using my children as a way to get to me, and I will NOT have my children be pawns in anyone's political machinations! They're MY children, and my lineage is not going to be mocked by lowly mortals!"
>>
Allowing samefagging if Liz can comfort Ren, and if Ren can continue to be angry about mortals disprecting dragons, and how dragons deserve far better than that!
>>
Rolled 1 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1645664

>"Now Dear, there's no reason to get so upset, look at poor Aulus, you're upsetting him now. I'm sure this is no big deal, seeing as he didn't even bring it up until now. You're making a mountain out of a molehill, just let him tell us the story on his own time."
>"It's the principle of the matter! My family is NOT to be mocked by the likes of mortals. Would you take it well if a cow walked up to you and began shittalking the Royal Navy? Because that's how I feel about people mocking any of my children!"
>>
So, do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1645712
>Yes!
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if Ren can calm himself barbarically with Liz...
+2 if Ren can barbarically mention what should happen to any mortal daring to insult your family!
+1 if Ren can calm down with Liz's help, and if Liz can "remind him" how much a certain ex-mortal has made his life great? (cough cough, her..)
+1 if Liz can also comfort the kids as well, in the face of their angry father.
+1 if Liz can shift to a form to properly give the half-dragon Ren a hug.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1645722

>Slams the table with one hand while groping Liz under the table furiously with his other hand.
>"Show them ALL what'll happen to those who dare insult my family! String them up, skewer them ass-to-mouth like rotisserie chickens and roast them alive! No one, and I mean NO ONE, is allowed to dare hurt my children, OR my wife! I am one thing, but my family is quite another!"
>"Honey, darling, remember, you can't go around offending all mortals. I was mortal too once, remember? And don't you think your life has improved since you let the mortals into it? This was just a silly child being a silly child, and no real, lasting harm has come of it. Now calm down, you're frightening the children!"
>"You see children, your father loves you very much. He just wants you to be happy and secure all the time, and he takes grave offense to anyone who would hurt you. It's good to have such a loving father, even if he sometimes talks about going too far."
>Half-dragon form for half-dragon sized hugs!
>>
Allowing samefagging if Ren can continue to barbarically calm himself, and of course, if Liz can be a bit shocked by Ren's lust, but try to also remind Ren about how most mortals are nice, and of course, play off him calling mortals cattle.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1645743

>Begin furiously making out with Liz, while getting his tail in on some of the action, such as wrapping around her leg and tickling her calf and thigh with its tip.
>"Ren! We're in public, this is unseemly! You're better than this now! Just...Ren, children are cruel to one another, but they grow out of it shockingly quickly, you know this. Most mortals are very nice, and polite, like your entire cabinet! Besides, I know you're hungry, but it's not polite to even joke about being hungry enough to eat a human. Besides, the term is 'hungry enough to eat a horse', I know you get your colloquialisms mixed up sometimes."
>>
18

You of course, can't help but get angry for a little bit, but then quietly calmed down by the newly half-dragon Liz...

Your angry enough that you very nearly act extremely lewdly, but manage to calm down and shake your head out of it, and eventually the first of the food arrives...

Your son explains that people just call him "repitle kid" and "scaleyback". Some rather uncreative childish insults.

You and everyone begin to eat dinner, while you calm down a bit and relax.

"So Ren... Would you care to tell me who this "Tiamat" is?"

Liz says, while eating some of her food.

"Your curious?"

"...Well, I'm curious on who she is, yes."

Actions

>...Oh... Well, she's sort of the mother of chromatic dragon... She's our God, so to speak.
>You know, we should worship her sometime... I mean, we're both dragons after all... Chromatic ones.
>...Eh... It's sort of my mom's god... I never really picked up on it.
>...I'd rather not explain.
>Write-in
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>>1645781
>...Eh... It's sort of my mom's god... I never really picked up on it. Something about being the mother of all chromatic dragons from the same dimension my mother is from.
>>
"Eh... It's my mom's god. I never picked up on it. Supposed to be about the mother of all chromatic dragons form the same dimension my mother is from."

"Oh, interesting... I'll make sure to learn a bit more about it."

"Yeah."

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well the rest of dinner goes.

+2 for romantic gestures with Liz.
+1 if you can apologize for being slightly barbaric towards Liz while you were angry...
+1 if you can also show your apperication to her for calming you down.
>>
Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1645797

>Pick up a piece of pizza and feed it to her, bite by bite, and dab her lips with a napkin after she's finished the slice. Refill her wineglass once she she sets it down empty.
>"I apologize for...reverting to my lewd ways in public like that. It just makes me so angry that someone, anyone, would dare to take potshots at our little babies, you know?"
>"Maybe after we put the kids to bed after dinner, we could go see a performance? Or if the children agree to be good and behave themselves, take them with us?"
>>
Allowing for a higher success if you just want to come up with one more way to be more romantic, and tell her how much her kids mean to you?
>>
>>1645804

>When she goes to take a drink of wine, interlock her arm with yours so you both drink at the same time.
>"You're the only one who can give me such beautiful children Liz, did you know that? Our kids are worth more than gold to me, Liz, because there's no way we could ever replace them."
>>
You of course, have a romantic dinner with Liz, and your kids don't do much...

"Hey, dad?" Elslif says.

"Yeah?"

"...How did you and mom meet?"

She seems curious. Huh.

"Well..."


Actions

>...Tell her the story of how you met their mother...
>...Maybe you can tell them the story and flatter Liz at the same time?
>Try to have a moral in the story?
>Ask them to ask their mother?
>...Tell her you'll tell her when she gets older.
>...Well... Maybe later.
>...Grab Elslif, and put her on your lap. Why not do that for the daddy's girl?
>Write-in
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>>1645822
>...Maybe you can tell them the story and flatter Liz at the same time?
>...Grab Elslif, and put her on your lap. Why not do that for the daddy's girl?

Leave out the mid-air tumbling and make the courtship seem a bit more drawn out so it doesn't look like we got her pregnant then had a shotgun wedding.
>>
Alright.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to flatter Liz while you tell the story.

+3 if you can mention particular embarrassing parts for Liz, and maybe mention how you felt at meeting her?
+2 if you can point out how different she was then!
+2 if you can mention however, why you completely fell in love with her.
+1 if you can point out how even mortals can touch your draconic heart...

If everything's done, anons get to roll for an opinion boost from Liz.
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>>1645834

>"Well kids, I was first introduced to your mother by her mother. I was there for other business, but there was something...fluttery in my stomach when I saw her, all innocent and pure, even a little frightened at the prospect of meeting a real creature of mythos and legend like your old man."
>"You see, your mother used to be a wee little slip of a girl, shy, the cutest wall-flower you'd ever laid eyes on, if you could coax her out to talk. It took a lot of conversation and courage to convince her to go out with me, you know, but it was certainly worth it."
>"She was just so...different, from what I had known and thought of mortals at the time. I had been serving the previous king of Sweden, and he was...well, he was a real piece of work, and me being young and naive, thought all rulers were like that. Part of why I fell in love with her, was that she shattered my expectations of what a ruler was, and what I could aspire to be."
>"Your mother's kindness, understanding, and willingness to just listen to me talk about my problems, instead of being aloof and only talking to me when something needed to be done, warmed a heart frosted over by cruel treatment and harsh tempers. She got me to give mortals another chance. And she makes me so very, very glad that she did. And that, children, is how I met your mother."

End story by leaning over to give Liz a smooch.
>>
Rolled 10 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1645874
forgot to roll
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can highlight things she's done for you that you've loved, and how she went from being human to being a dragon.
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>>1645880

>"She's done all kinds of wonderful things for me as well, including giving me such beautiful children, but also big things like steering my empire when I must take care of business elsewhere, and even little things like helping me find answers to problems and questions, and making me breakfast and dinner with a little smiley face drawn with the condiments on the underside of my butterburger bun. It's not just the big things that are important to note, but also the little things that make life worth living and devoting yourself to."

>"Now, how your mother went from a human to a dragon is an interesting story of personal growth and a quest to find oneself and one's place in the world, and a healthy dose of my scientific greatness. But I wouldn't dare steal the story of why your mother decided to change, as that is almost entirely her story to tell. After you, dear." Give Liz an encouraging smile and a kiss.
>>
Rolled 20 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1645892
Forgot to roll again.
>>
Critical Success.

What do anons want?

>Liz to fall in love with you after hearing why you love her?
>Write-in for ideas?
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>>1645899

>Liz to fall in love with you after hearing why you love her?

Any chance we could also get her to stop being jealous as hell over the other two wives, or at least stop causing drama between them and get along, since she knows now that the reason we fell in love with her is wildly and dramatically different than why we took the others as wives?
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>>1645899
>Liz to fall in love with you after hearing why you love her?
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Liz gives you a huge kiss, and the two of you begin to make out quite furiously.

"Dad? Why isn't mom telling u-"

Liz holds a finger up to Elslif.

"Your mother is busy right now... With a strong, handsome dragon..."

"You flatter me, Liz."

"God, I love you. So, so much..."

"I do t-"

The two of you furiously make out further, and for one moment, your somewhat worried it might escalate...

Eventually, seven minutes go by, and Liz is no longer sitting a respectable distance away, but instead has her head leaning on your shoulder, and seems to be in pure bliss right now...

"...You know, I hope you and I never seperate..."

"Yeah..."

Are anons sure about trying to get her to stop being jealous? If this fails, it could be rather drastic!

Also, passing out.

>Just do it!
>Don't, it's not worth it.
>>
>>1645912

Mmmmm....I was hoping that the nat 20 could be used to do that for us, I don't trust the dice to not screw with us in the moment we need them most. Would we need to roll to get her to stop being jealous?
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>>1645912
>Don't, it's not worth it.
>>
>>1645912
>Don't, it's not worth it.
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>>1645919
Yeah.

You decide against it, and of course, the dinner is quite great, and is very passionate between you and Liz...

"You know, your slit eyes are so cute..."

She gives you a kiss on the cheek, and she keeps complimenting you throughout the dinner...

Eventually you and the kids finish up.

"...Thanks for getting us this seat, Ren."

"Yeah, no problem Liz..."

She pets your back, and relaxes you...

"So, did you want to get any desert?"

"You had something in mind?"

"...How about a cake, split between us?"

"Well, sure."

You order a chocalate cake for you and Liz.

"...You know, did you remember the time at our wedding, how you got the pope drunk?"

"Oh, yeah..."

She can't help but smile at remembering that.

"You know, I always found that kind of adorable... You and your big, overprotective, and barbaric self."

"...Care if I ask why?"

"...You do things for me that no one else would... I mean, well... Who else would take me out on a relaxing trip by enslaving people? I mean, honestly... It was so "you" but it was also so cute to see you and your big self to be so intimidating to a bunch of morta- I mean... Humans."

"Yeah... You liked that?"

"Or the time you caught those people trying to watch me outside of our home... And how you nearly experimented on them just for revenge."

She sighs, smiling.

"You know, maybe at times you can go a bit far, but I don't see anyone else in the world who would do the things you do for me, or defend me as much as you have."

"Yeah..."

She lays your head on top of your shoulder.

"...Not to mention how smart you are... God, you are quite literally one of the smartest people I've ever met, and with such pecuilar habits too..."

You can help but smile at Liz encouraging your ego.

"Oh, come on Liz... I mean, well, it's true I am the smartest being alive..."

"...The most lovely too, in my opinion."

"Y-yeah..."

Roll me a 1d15 for opinion gain with the highly romantic Liz.

+2 if you can find a romantic thing to do together...
+2 if you can mention all the things you love about her.
+1 if you can encourage her to just call mortals what they are... She's a dragon now, after all...
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Rolled 2 (1d15)

>>1647419
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1647419

>"You know, why don't you pick out tomorrow's schedule for us? I want to do what you want to do. Maybe do some more raiding, or see another live performance? You do love your live performances."
>"I just love you so much. The Royal Navy, your brain, the way your big heart forgives my youthful indescretions...I know I've made some mistakes, Liz, and I love you for the way that you don't let my mistakes I made in the stupidity of what could be considered my teenage years destroy us. Know that I am forever working on becoming a husband worthy of your hand."
>"And...it's alright to call mortals what they are now, Liz. Short of being killed by combat or subterfuge, you'll never suffer the effects and decline of aging nor disease. In fact, you'll simply become stronger as you age. That kind of power is part of what makes dragons so fascinating to mortals, after all."
>>
2+5=7

+7 Opinion with Liz.

You of course, list all the reasons you love her, and encourage her to just call mortals what they are... You even ask her what she wants to do.

"Raiding? Ren... Didn't the UN outlaw that?"

"I think..."

She seems a bit disappointed...

"...I'd rather not get in trouble with the UN just for indulging in a bit of a habit..."

"We could go to a concert or something..."

"...Perhaps... But I don't think any is being held..."

Actions

>...Try to convince her to go raiding with you... It'll be fine.
>...Maybe we should just move onto a different city...
>...How about we just look around for what we can do?
>Write-in
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>>1647642
>...Maybe we should just move onto a different city...
>>
>>1647642
>...Maybe we should just move onto a different city...
>>
"Alright... Let's just go to a different city, I suppose."

You of course, get ready for a trip to...

>Venice.
>Florence.
>Rome.
>See if that's enough Italy for Liz and the kids...
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>>1647709
>Florence.
>>
>>1647709
>Venice.
Okay guys, by my calculations, if we go to Venice, then Florence, then Naples and go back to Rome Lizs opinion of us will at least by 130%
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Florence
2=Venice
>>
You of course, begin to drive up to Florence...

As soon as you arrive, you and your family go to a hotel and book in...

Liz seems somewhat exhausted as you enter, but the kids are no where near exhausted, save Michael, who decides to go to bed early...

"...Hey, Ren? Can you do me a favor for tonight?"

"What?"

"Can you put the kids to sleep for me? I'm just far too exhausted to think about even reading a bed time story to them..."

"...You want me to do it?"

"Yeah... I'm just exhausted..."

Actions

>...Alright, alright. I'll put them to sleep for you.
>You owe me one though...
>...Why don't we do it together? It'd be so sweet...
>...Come on. I'll make you some coffee or something....
>Write-in
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>>1647783
>...Alright, alright. I'll put them to sleep for you.
>>
>>1647783
>...Alright, alright. I'll put them to sleep for you.
>>
"Alright, alright. I'll try to put them to sleep for you."

"Thanks Ren..."

She gives you a kiss, and you go into the kid's bedroom... Which is of course, extremely energetic...

Alright... Now, hopefully you can do this correctly...

That's of course, when you feel a hug at your feet, and see Elslif.

"Dad! Did you want to play?"

You sigh, and pick her up, and put her in bed.

"Not tonight... I'm taking over for your mom."

She seems somewhat disappointed...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for story telling and trying to get the kids to go to sleep.

+4 if you can come up with a draconic story with a moral.
+1 if you can of course, have some slight favoritism towards Elslif for being a daddy's girl, and maybe reward her for it a bit.
>>
Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1647865
>Once upon a time a group of adventurers tried to sneak into the lair of a great dragon and to steal his rightfully earned treasure. They were all immolated and devoured.
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>>1647865
Give Elisif a good sized cookie before bed
>>
15+9=24

"So, once upon a time... There was a great, huge dragon, in a mighty lair... Then, a group of evil-hearted adventurers began to sneak into his lair, and steal the drake's rightfully earned pillaged treasure... Then they were all immolated and devoured, the end."

You fish out a cookie for Elslif, and begin to get up to head to bed.

"Dad?"

Elslif says, and you turn around.

"Yeah?"

"...Why did the adventurers sneak into his lair?"

Goddamn it, and here you were, thinking you could just sneak out of here...

Actions

>Because they were evil, of course. (Teach Elslif that adventurers are evil!)
>...That's just what mortals do, get involved in stuff they aren't supposed to be in... (Teach her that mortals are annoying.)
>...Well, do you think it's right that the adventurers attempted to take the drake's rightfully earned money, and redistribute it to the people, like the filthy commies they are... (Try to teach Elslif that communism/socialism is wrong!)
>...I um... I should get to bed. Sorry.
>Write-in
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>>1648123
>Write-in
"Because if they tried to walk in, he would have immolated them much sooner.

As to their reasons: money draws the eyes and hands of the greedy and power hungry."
>>
>>1648123
>They were filthy socialists trying to steal the drakes hard earned and rightfully inherited money to give to people who are too lazy to work
>>
"Well, because if they tried to walk in, he would of immolated them much sooner..."

You give her a clever smile, and she giggles a bit.

"But really, they were just filthy socialists trying to steal the drake's hard earned, and rightfully inherited money to give to people too lazy to work for it! Money draws the eyes and hands of the greedy, and power hungry mortals, you know..."

"...What's a socia-list?"

"...Socialist."

"...Social-list?" She seems kind of confused by the word.

"...It's socialist. No social-list, just socialist."

"...Are those people who are social?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to explain to your daughter what socialists are, and why to dislike them.

+3 if you can tell her what a socialist is, and give her your point of view on how evil it is to steal a dragon's rightful wealth...
+2 if you can maybe mention how worse communism is!
+1 if you can try your best to get her to think about what could happen to her money (if she had any) if socialists came!
+1 if you can talk about why dragons are hard-working, truly capitalistic, and far better then some mortal socialist....

If everything's done, autosuccess.
>>
Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1648190
"Socialism is the idea that people who work hard need help to get along and that it is the responsibility of the government and indirectly the rich to pay for this to happen.

Specifically this is things like everyone, especially the rich, being taxed in return for the poorest in society being given money or housing or such. The problem being that governments often use it as a way of covering up deep problems in the nation and getting the people to like them.

It makes little sense, that you take the wealth from those who earn it in my opinion, to give to those who don't. It would be like if I or your mother rewarded you and then forced you to give a percentage to your brothers and sisters even if they had been bad.


Then there is communism, which is the idea that everyone is equal and that you can't own things, merely use them. Insane concepts I know but still some believe in them."
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1648190
>Socialists are essentially people who complain about everything and constantly nag in an attempt to get what they want because in reality they're mostly greedy little people (Gnomes). Now the official definition of Socialism is is basically to share with everyone so that everything's nice, that isn't bad in of itself but socialists themselves are almost always bad. Say that you got a job selling stuff. People obviously can't resist the Draconic charm so you would sell more stuff and in turn make more money than a non-draconic competitor. Socialists would make laws so that you would only have as much money and reward as the other person, even though they performed objectively worse. This is a small glimpse at socialism but communism is even worse. A socialist might make rules saying that people have to share but you can probably ignore them. Communists are basically like that but they're willing to use violence to get what they want which is your hard earned money. Is everything clear?
>>
"Oh... So that's what a socialist is?"

"Yeah."

She seems to dislike them, it seems.

"So, anything else?"

"...Why would adventurers steal from us?"

Actions

>Because mortals are inherently greedy.
>Because us dragons tend to collect tons of wealth.
>Because they envy our power?
>I told you, all adventurers are filthy socialists...
>Some mortals get a little TOO angry once you burn down a few towns and enslave some people, and they try to stop you... They rarely succeed, to be honest.
>Oh don't worry, if any adventurers come, your dad will take care of them.
>Write-in
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>>1648310
>Because us dragons tend to collect tons of wealth.
>Some mortals get a little TOO angry once you burn down a few towns and enslave some people, and they try to stop you... They rarely succeed, to be honest.
>>
>>1648310
>Because us dragons tend to collect tons of wealth.
>Some mortals get a little TOO angry once you burn down a few towns and enslave some people, and they try to stop you... They rarely succeed, to be honest.
>Oh don't worry, if any adventurers come, your dad will take care of them.
>>
}"Because us dragons tend to collect tons of wealth. Some mortals get a little TOO angry once you burn down a few towns and enslave people, and of course they try to stop you... They rarely succeed to be honest. But don't worry, your dad will take care of any would-be adventurers."

"...Why do you enslave people dad?"

Actions

>Because it's fun?
>It's a family tradition.
>Liz loves it, for some reason.
>...Well, slaves work for free, to be honest...
>Who DOESN'T want slaves?
>Write-in
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>>1648389
>Because it's fun?
>It's a family tradition.
>Liz loves it, for some reason.
>...Well, slaves work for free, to be honest...
>Who DOESN'T want slaves?


I mean, all these are true. They are useful as shit, are traditional, raiding is fun, Liz likes it and they make us seem powerful. Plus it is a use for criminals and war-prisoners.

Also the kobolds pay well for them.
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>>1648389
>It's a fun family tradition that everyone likes to partake in. Also slaves work for free so there's few people who wouldn't want them.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 anons. This is to see if she has differenting ideals.

+3 if you can talk about how well you and her mother treat slaves...
+2 if you can mention what slaves can do for her and the family!
+1 if you can of course, maybe bribe her to stop asking so many questions.
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1648432
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1648432
>>
15+4=19

She seems to accept slavery.

"Now, is that all?"

"Yeah. Thanks dad."

You kiss her on the head.

"No problem. Anyways, night."

You leave the room, the rest of your kids starting to wind down, and you go into the bedroom...

It seems Liz is showering, and has a book on the bed...

It seems to be her... Well, diary. Hm.

Actions

>...Maybe you should just take a peek at it... (Gain some knowledge about Liz, and maybe look at her total opinion of you... Also, find some more ways to increase her opinion.)
>...No, no. You shouldn't do that....
>...Maybe you should hide it for a more appropriate time.
>...Maybe you should just head right to sleep.
>Write-in
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>>1649040
>...Maybe you should just take a peek at it... (Gain some knowledge about Liz, and maybe look at her total opinion of you... Also, find some more ways to increase her opinion.)
Nothing could possibly go wrong
>>
>>1649040
>...Maybe you should just head right to sleep.
>>
>>1649040
>...Maybe you should just take a peek at it... (Gain some knowledge about Liz, and maybe look at her total opinion of you... Also, find some more ways to increase her opinion.)
>>
So, anons want to peek at Liz's diary?

Solaire seems to protest this a bit, but Flames however, is keenly interested.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you get detected.

+2 if you can find a way to delay Liz.
+2 if you can reassure Solaire about this.
>>
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1649102
>>
15+5=20

You of course, begin to open her diary, and read it...

What do anons want to flip to?

>Recent thoughts.
>See if you can find what she likes or dislikes?
>Maybe try to find some things you don't know about her?
>Find out what she'd love you to do?
>Write-in
>>
>>1649147
>>Find out what she'd love you to do?
If we can do more than one, find out what she likes and dislikes
>>
You of course, read to find out what she'd love you to do and what she likes and dislikes...

Solaire is intensely against this.

Do anons want to continue.

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1649226
>No!
Do it
>>
>>1649249
>No
You don't want to do it?
>>
>>1649226
>No!
>>
>>1649257
I am in favor of doing it. I just wasn't paying attention and copy and pasted the wrong thing.
>>
Rolling here in 20 minutes.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>
You of course, begin to readi t.

You learn from her diary, that she seems to love you interacting with the kids, being so protective of her, and of course, paying more attention to her rather then other people even if it's in lustful ways, and also spending time with her.

She also seems to want you to try and do something special, like a poem or make a secret garden, or at least spend plenty of time with her and make her feel special.

Do anons want to read more?

>Yes.
>Read what she would of loved you to do in the past?
>No.
>>
>>1649597
>No.


This is breaking our mutual trust, that is wrong.
>>
>>1649597
>No.
We got what we needed
>>
No it is.

You close the diary, and put it beside you...

Eventually, Liz gets finished with the shower, and comes out to bed... She seems to be in her yuan-ti form, and gets in bed...

And you can feel her slightly press up against you. Tonight's going to be a rather intensive hug...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if she notices anything.

+3 if you can of course, distract her by messing around with the royal navy.
+2 if you can maybe try to compliment her snake form, and how cute it is.

Alternatively, anons can just admit now.
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1649687
I'm feeling (un)lucky
>>
If anons can do one of the bonuses, she won't even get suspicious!
>>
>>1649813

>"I see you're feeling a bit constricty tonight, not that I mind. You're so cute in that snake form, especially with those wild west pistols, maybe add in a little cowboy hat. Maybe I should make you a belt with little gun holsters that look like little cowboy boots, wouldn't that just be the cutest thing ever?"
>>
15+6=19

She notices that her diary is in the wrong place, and quickly puts it in the night table. She gives a slight questioning look towards you, but then shakes her head, and gets in bed with you, and gets close up to you, and begins to constrict you a bit.

"...You know, I have to say you were quite fast in the story telling..."

"Yeah..."

She hugs you, tightly.

"...You know... I was thinking."

"What?"

"...Well... I was thinking if you wanted to go back to being white dragons..."

"...Really?"

"After this, I mean."

Actions

>Yeah... I miss being a white dragon.
>...I like being a red one, honestly. It's interesting...
>Write-in
>>
>>1649832
>Yeah... I miss being a white dragon
>>
"Yeah, I miss being a white dragon..."

"...Yeah..."

She of course, kisses you, and begins to read a book, while cuddling with you...

Do anons want to do anything?

>Just sleep...
>...Maybe talk to Liz a bit?
>Try to have some fun with her a bit...
>Write-in
>>
>>1649870
>Just sleep...

Cuddle with her a bit while drifting off.
>>
You cuddle with her, and then drift off with her body wrapped around you...

Eventually, you wake up the next day feeling rejuvinated...

Liz seems to be sleeping like a babe, and the kids seems to be awake, judging from the noise outside.

She seems to have been reading a book, and passed out while reading it... She seems to have passed out a bit ago, and seems to be irritated by the noise the kids are making...

Actions

>...Wake her up to make you and the kids breakfast.
>...You know, why don't you make breakfast?
>...Why don't you order something special from room service?
>...Maybe you should bribe the kids to be quiet somehow... Pizza could do the trick...
>Write-in
>>
>>1649885
>...Why don't you order something special from room service?
>...Maybe you should bribe the kids to be quiet somehow... Pizza could do the trick...
>>
You of course, order something special from room service, and also call for a pizza for the kids...

Eventually the food gets here, the kids of course, love this...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you gain any opinion from your kids over being a cool dad and ordering them pizza.

+2 if you can of course, maybe have some pizza... And also maybe hang out with them and have some fun.
+2 if you can also maybe tell your kids how much they mean to you and their mother...
+1 if you can mention how you wish you could hang out with your children more... Your many, many kids...
+1 if you can come up with what pizza your kids would love/what size.
>>
Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1649898

>Sneak a slice or two of the double meatlovers with extra pepperoni. After all, the full English Breakfast is for Liz and Liz alone.
>"Kids, I'm getting you a special treat of pizza for breakfast, because you guys mean the world to me and your mom, and while we're on vacation, we want you to be happy and make some fond memories. I just need you to do me one little favor, and keep quiet while your mom eats her breakfast, and get rid of the pizza boxes after you finish. She'd be cross if she came out and found out I snuck you guys a pizza."
>"I wish my ruling responsibilities didn't take me away from home so much...I missed out on so many of my other kid's firsts because I was away. I wish I could be around more, to help you form hobbies, teach you some skills, and be a better daddy."
>One pizza is a double meatlovers, extra pepperoni, and one is plain cheese. Both are large, obviously, the kids love the bigger the better.
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to be a cool dad, and maybe mention how hard it is to keep up with them since you have so many kids... And how Liz really isn't stopping any time soon.
>>
Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1649905

>"It can just be so hard to keep up with all of you guys, Liz still loves being a mother, and Jupiter knows she doesn't plan on stopping the clutches any time soon....I guess what I'm trying to say is, even if it doesn't seem like I have time for you guys, I always will, and I'd always be willing to let you watch me work, or even help out if you grasp the concepts involved. I'll always love you guys." Maybe sneak one more piece of pizza, and let Elisef sit on our tail like a little stool.
>>
15+10=25

You of course, bribe the kids with a pizza, give them a huge amounts of hugs, and even eat a bit of the pizza yourself...

And order a third one just to make up for it, before reminiscing about how you'd love to be with all your kids...

After your done with that, you grab Liz's breakfast, and go to surprise her...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well you can surprise Liz...

+3 if you can find a way to gently wake her up, and surprise her.
+2 if you can of course, mention how you were being a good father, and mention how you aren't always absent for your kids...
+1 if you can of course, also mention how Liz is a good mom... (+1 if you can also mention how she's a very... Fertile one, at that, and express your opinion on her amazing fertility)
+2 if you can have some fun with the Royal Navy a bit, and mess around with her.
>>
Rolled 11 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1649921

>Wake up gently with a kiss, while holding onto the breakfast tray. "Good morning, sweetie. I brought you breakfast."
>"I also already fed the kids, it's good to see and spend time with them, you know? Get to see them now and then as they grow, it's good for the soul."
>"Of course, I have you to thank for such good children, you really do a wonderful job instilling values and being their mother. In fact, I am continually shocked at how often you're able to create new children to mother. It's a fascinating ability you've got there."
>Prop the breakfast tray atop the Royal Navy, and lean over across her stomach. "Now, who's hungry? Who's a hungry little snek?" Jiggle the tray a little.
>>
Allowing a samefag if Liz can be a bit proud of her fertility, and if Ren can of course, have a bit more fun.
>>
Rolled 7 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1649936

>"Why Ren, I'll have you know that my fertility comes from generations of excellent breeding and culture. Not just anyone can be such a wonderful mother as I. Remember, I learned mothering from the best mother in whole world." A few tears slide down Liz's cheek.

>Begin to feed Liz the breakfast bite by bite, jokingly treating her like she's a little kid.
>>
Allowing one more samefag if Ren can of course, get comfy with Liz, and maybe mention how surprised he is actually being the father of twenty eight dragons... In fact, the two of you have probably tripled the draconic population here!
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Rolled 10 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1649969

>Snuggle in under the blankets and wrap our legs and tail around her tail while continuing to feed her.
>"You know Liz, you may as well be the mother of our entire race. We have, let's count....28 children now, holy shit. We've probably tripled, or more, the population of Earth-originiated dragons here!"
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11+13=24

You of course, wake Liz up gently, and have her breakfast set out for her...

She wraps your leg and eventually she finishes eating...

And turns over onto you, and hugs you so hard.

"Thanks for breakfast Ren.."

"Yeah, no problem..."

You make out for a fair while.

"You know Liz.... You may as well be the mother of our entire race. We have, let's count....28 children now, holy shit. We've probably tripled, or more, the population of Earth-originiated dragons here!"

"You know... I think you might actually be right by that..."

"Yeah.'

"...I'm not really that fertile, right? I erm... Now that I think about it, it was just you and a few others..."

"Yep."

"...Wow... That's absolutely amazing."

"Yep."

You of course, make out for a bit longer, and Liz seems still exhausted.

"...Hey, Ren?'

"Yeah?"

"Thanks for the breakfast, but I think I'll sleep in for today..."

"Really?"

"Yeah... I think I'd like some sleep and maybe to read a book or two."

"Aw..."

"...Why don't you take the kids out to a museum or somewhere fun, ok?"

Actions

>Come on, you should come... I'd love it.
>...Alright. Time for me to bond with my kids, I suppose...
>...Fine then. I'll stay here with you. And we can relax, together...
>Write-in
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>>1649989

>...Alright. Time for me to bond with my kids, I suppose...
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You of course, kiss Liz on the cheek, and get up, while she goes back to sleep...

You get the kids rounded up, and get ready to take them on a trip somewhere...

Where to go?

>Take them out to a pool or something?
>Maybe a library?
>A park or something...
>Maybe a local monument?
>How about a bar?
>Write-in
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>>1650018
>A park or something...
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>>1650018
>A park or something...
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You decide to take the kids out to a park...

Michael seems to want to stay home, while Elslif wants to be with you, and Aulus seems intent on baseball...

You take them down to the park, and you seem to be getting a phone call from home... From Charlemagne, it seems.

Actions

>Ignore it.
>...Answer it.
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>>1651272
>...Answer it.
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>>1651272
>>...Answer it
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You answer it.

"Charlemagne?"

"Hey dad... So are you coming to my wedding?"

"When is it?"{/red]

"A week from now."

"Oh, yeah... I'll certainly try to be there."

"Great... Now, I have a question."

"What?"

"Who would you send if you had to break someone out of a courtroom and a city? Hopefully sneakily?"

Actions

>I think Frankizka could be good for that... She's amaing at it!
>Claw's great at it, why don't you get him to do it.
>...Why don't you do it?
>Write-in
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>>1651288
>That's somewhat of a tough question since I've never really done that. I'd either send a person like Franzizka or Claw, or maybe look for outside help like those Housecarl mercenaries I've been hearing so much about.
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>>1651288
>>I think Frankizka could be good for that... She's amazing at it!
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"Hey, just ask Frankizka, she'll be amazing at it."

"Alright, thanks dad."

Do anons want to remain Ren or try to free Franco as Frankizka?

>Remain Ren.
>Free Franco.
>Choose someone else to free Franco?
>Send both Claw AND Frankizka?
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>>1651394
>>Free Franco.
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>>1651394

>Send both Claw AND Frankizka?

Claw would be good for the actual extraction process, since he can vaccuum Franco in and run with him, while Frankizka would be good at infiltrating.
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You are now Frankizka, and you are woken up by the one landline in the entire camp.

Hopefully it's important...

On the other line, it seems one of Ren's kids are on it.

"Hey, uh, Frankizka? Can you do me and dad a favor?"

"...Yes? What is it?"

"I need you to go to Spain, and rescue a friend of dad's. Name's Franco, and he's in a courtroom... Could you do that?"

He runs you through it, and eventually, you agree.

"...Oh, also Claw's coming... So yeah."

"...Right."

You give a brief sigh.

"So are we meeting up somewhere?"

"I mean, he's supposed to get off his ship at Bayonne..."

You agree hesitantly, and start to get dressed...

After a little while, once the sun starts to descend, you get on a boat to Bayonne, and think about how you'll do this...

How are anons going to get past the now closed border of Spain?

>...Maybe you can bum-rush your way through a check-point?
>...Hire smugglers to take you in?
>...Well, you don't really need to get in so to say, you can just turn into a bat and fly over... Claw on the other hand, needs a way in...
>...Maybe you can bribe the border guards?
>...You know, you are rather exceedingly good at "dominating" people, without looking like somesort of prostituée like the way Elizabeth does it...
>Write-in
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>>1651519

>...Well, you don't really need to get in so to say, you can just turn into a bat and fly over... Claw on the other hand, needs a way in...

Does Claw still disintegrate on contact with water? Because if he doesn't, then he can just pretend to be an oil sludge puddle and ooze his way to shore after the ship docks.
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>>1651536
There are upgrades to increase his resistance, but he currently will be completely disintegrated. Alternatively, he can try to swim in his human form.
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>>1651519
>...You know, you are rather exceedingly good at "dominating" people, without looking like somesort of prostituée like the way Elizabeth does it...
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So, how does Frankizka flying over the border sound, while Claw gets smuggled in via cargo boat?
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>>1651624
Deal
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Frankizka of course, flies over the border with little to no problem in her bat form.

However, Claw, lacking the ability to fly, sneaks into a cargo container at night... And has to wait an entire day to get over to Spain.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see how well Claw can smuggle himself in.

+2 if Claw can try to make himself very compact somehow... He's about twenty stories!
+1 for ideas for snacks.
+1 for ideas on how he can entertain himself.
+1 if he can be excited he's finally doing something?
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Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1651643
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19+6=25

Claw manages to easily dissolve the container and it's contents, and now all that's left is to sneak out of the harbor...

Claw sees three ways to do this.

>Hijack a small fishing boat preparing to leave and sail out of the harbor... But land on the shore not too far away from it.
>...Try to sneak into a lorry, and get taken someplace you probably don't know...
>...Try to sneak through the front gate somehow, though there are quite a few guards...
>Write-in
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>>1651690
>Hijack a small fishing boat preparing to leave and sail out of the harbor... But land on the shore not too far away from it.
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>>1651690
>Hijack a small fishing boat preparing to leave and sail out of the harbor... But land on the shore not too far away from it.
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You begin to hijack a small fishing boat. There seems to be a crew of fishermongers preparing to cast off...

It's already off shore, and you have a feeling if you want to get into it, you'll have to make a rather dramatic jump, and alert the crew...

Shit.

What do?

>Jump onto the ship!
>...Shift forms to human, and try to swim up to it!
>...Find another way to leave...
>Write-in
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>>1651748
>...Shift forms to human, and try to swim up to it!
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>>1651748
>...Shift forms to human, and try to swim up to it!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to swim.
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1651766
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1651766
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17+4=21

You manage to swim fast enough to grab onto the side of the boat, and you pull yourself on board... No one has noticed, really.

What do?

>Try to disguise yourself as a member of the crew?
>Try to take control of the ship.
>Shift to your gelatinious form?
>Write-in
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>>1651785
>Try to disguise yourself as a member of the crew?
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>>1651785
>Try to disguise yourself as a member of the crew?
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>>1651790

Actually, change it to:
>Write-In: pretend to be a homeless guy sleeping in the bottom of the boat, and ask them to please take you back to shore.
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>>1651820
This
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You decide to pretend to be a homeless guy...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well this works.

+2 if you can try to find a way to look homeless here?
+2 if you can think why you can't just force them to take you back to shore...
+1 if you can try to look apologetic?
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1651828
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Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1651828

>Scuff up the clothes a bit, limp a little, throw a hoarse undertone into our voice. Try to look as down-trodden and down on our luck as possible.

>'We're here to sneak someone out. If I just go all in, I'll attract attention, blow our cover, AND Frankizka will be pissed. I gotta try to be sneaky and not spill my spaghetti, as Ren calls it. This is good practice.'
>Attempt to give The Face in human form. If that doesn't work, then be hunched over, shoulders up by our ears, stare at the ground, and try to stay out of the way.
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8+9=17

The crew, not wanting to really deal with you, decides to land off the shore and throw you off rather rudely.

After you get back up, you try to find Frankizka...

Roll me a 1d30 for how long this takes.

-5 hours if Frankizka and Claw came up with an idea on where to meet up.
-2 hours if Claw can find a way to go faster.
-1 hours if Claw can think about maybe having a snack or something.
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Rolled 27 (1d30)

>>1651876
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>>1651876
Meet at a local church or cathedral
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Rolled 3 (1d22)

>>1651876

>"Um...she said to meet outside the big church next to the park on the east end of town...um.. east is....this way."
>Take the subways!
>"Ooooh, there's a snack shop in the subway station. They've got donuts! I'm gonna get a donut."
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27-5-2-1=19

It takes you nearly an entire day to find where Frankizka is, and you are starving, enough that when you find Frankizka, you ask if you can eat some food before doing anything.

Do you want to be Claw, or Frankizka anons?

>Claw.
>Frankizka.

Also...

>Deny Claw food. (Claw will preform worse!)
>...Let Claw eat some food. (1d5 for how many hours go by.)

You have 16 hours to find Franco and free him.
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>>1651972
>Frankizka.
>Deny Claw food. (Claw will preform worse!)
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>>1651972

>Frankizka
>Tell Claw he can grab something on the way if he sees a place, but that we're not going to wait on him to eat, and he'll have to catch back up with us
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Frankizka

You tell Claw he can get something on the way, but you won't wait for him.

Now of course, you begin the process of hunting Franco down...

Roll me a 1d12 for how long this takes.

-1 for ideas on where he could be at.
-1 for competitively thinking about how Ren should spend more time with you rather then that harlot Elizabeth...
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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>1652061
>Possibly spend 12 hours
>only have 16 left
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>>1652061
He could be at a place like a courthouse or some other government building. Maybe even the postal office.

>Honestly, Ren should be spending more time with me and not that stuck up harlot Elizabeth. He's hardly been spending anytime with me even though I can do so much with him. Do stuff with him like go on a trip through France or purge heretics. Sure it's no Brettonia but it's close enough.
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>>1652061

>"More than likely in the prisons, or some similar area. Where would they hold political prisoners in a place such as this..."
>"You know, Ren really should spend more time with me than that Elizabeth. What has she got that I've not, aside from the whole 'bearing children like an oak tree bears acorns' thing? I'm witty, sophisticated, AND I took on this role of spymaster so he could have someone he trusted looking over the darker affairs of state. All the broodmother does is lay about, pop out eggs, and once in a while go rile up her place of origin!"
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10-2=8

You of course, eventually track Franco down. He seems to be going to a "trial" by military tribune in a courthouse, and is being transported.

You could try to intercept the convoy, or dramatically attack the courthouse in the middle of the trial... Or if you felt like it, potentially even try to pretend to be his public defender....

Actions

>...You hate to say this, but Elizabeth is an accomplished lawyer... Maybe she can get here in time to be Franco's lawyer.
>Whatever that slut can do, you can do better. Try to become Franco's lawyer.
>...You should try to infiltrate the court house and extract him.
>Maybe you can assault the convoy while it's en-route to the court house...
>Write-in
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>>1652138
>...You should try to infiltrate the court house and extract him.
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>>1652138

>...You hate to say this, but Elizabeth is an accomplished lawyer... Maybe she can get here in time to be Franco's lawyer.

or barring that

>...You should try to infiltrate the court house and extract him.
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>>1652138
>...You should try to infiltrate the court house and extract him.
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Alright.

Franco should be arriving when the trial is being prepared, giving you a limited window of time to extract him. You predict you'd have fifteen to thirty minutes until it begins, and then it becomes much harder.

Actions

>Maybe you should call Liz just in case you fuck up and run out of time.
>Continue with the plan.
>...Don't, come up with something else.
>Write-in
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>>1652231
>>Continue with the plan.
>>
>>1652231
>Continue with the plan.
>Maybe you should call Liz just in case you fuck up and run out of time.

We should at least have a back-up in case the worst happens.
>>
Do anons want to call for back up and continue with the plan?
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>>1652277
We'll be fine. Don't need no big boobied harlot helping us.
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>>1652277

I'd like to.
>>
I'll be rolling here in 15 minutes anons.
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>>1652231
>Continue with the plan.

>Maybe you should call Liz just in case you fuck up and run out of time.
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You continue with the plan, and call Liz...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if Elizabeth will indeed help you.

+2 if you can try to tell Liz that you actually need her help, and that it would be most appreciated.
+2 if you can hate the big-boobied prostitute in your mind, and especially hate how Ren enjoys her.
+1 if you can hate her mentally for having so many fucking kids with your husband.
+1 if Liz can try to conceal her hatred for Frankizka, and maybe try to not get her salty about how your clearly more attractive...

If everything's done, autosuccess.
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1652387
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>>1652387
Also, since I'm going to say fuck it, they'll also get a slight opinion boost towards each other if they can both be somewhat civil towards each other, you have to do some bonuses for it to happen though.
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Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1652387

>"Hello, Elizabeth. I am calling to ask you for assistance in a matter of importance to our husband. I am attempting an infiltration and extraction of his Spanish puppet, Franco, who is about to be wheeled into a mock trial and executed. If I am unsuccessful, your skills and knowledge of the law to act as his impromptu lawyer would be most...appreciated."
>Thrice-damned prostitute is going to come and get all the eyes upon her and play the court like a damnable fiddle. One of these days, those breasts are going to explode like the 'enhanced' bags they are, and then Ren will have nothing to be entranced by and oogle at anymore!
>And then, waving her reproductive successes in my face, taunting me with the children I would love to have, but in undeath will be forever denied me. Does she do ANYTHING besides play loyal broodmare to my husband?
>"...I see. Well, if you feel that my assistance would be required for our husband's goals to be met, then I suppose I have no choice but to help you. How much time do I have until you need me? I need to get ready and fly there."
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16+11=27

You succeed in convincing her to come over, and you can't help but notice that she's not as despicable as she usually is... She's being somewhat pleasant, at the very least.

+5 opinion.

Liz and Frankizka's hatred: -60 Opinion of each other.

Meanwhile, you get ready to infiltrate the courthouse, and after a few hours, Elizabeth arrives in the nick of time, and dressed in... God, somesort of dress and a skirt... You can even get a glimpse at her ungodly breasts, the slut...

"...Are you looking at something?" She says, almost mocking you...

You grit your teeth and turn back to look towards the convoy arriving.

Claw speaks up.

"So uh... What am I supposed to do?"

Hm.

What do anons?

>Have Claw handle the escape...
>...Have Claw be extra-muscle, in case this gets violent.
>Have Claw try to take care of the guards surrounding the courthouse.
>Write-in
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>>1652498
>...Have Claw be extra-muscle, in case this gets violent
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Claw will be on stand by in case this gets violent.

What should Liz do?

>She should try and get you inside with her charms.
>She should attempt to replace the lawyer... Even if you extract him, she could boost PR by defending him even if he escapes.
>...She should be monitoring and prepare to go into her dragon form should the situation require it.
>Write-in
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>>1652532
>She should attempt to replace the lawyer... Even if you extract him, she could boost PR by defending him even if he escapes.
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>>1652532
>She should attempt to replace the lawyer... Even if you extract him, she could boost PR by defending him even if he escapes.
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She goes to replace the lawyer.

You of course, go to extract Franco.

How should anons try to get in?

>Get in via vent?
>Try to dominate an officer by the front door and get in from there.
>Turn into a bat, and go through the vent.
>Attempt to summon some undead to assist you? (Frankizka can summon zombies, skeletons, or ???.)
>Write-in
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>>1652611
>Turn into a bat, and go through the vent.
>>
You turn into a bat, and fly through the vent...

Roll me a 1d60 for how long this takes to find Franco.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d60)

>>1652689
I presume this is in minutes
>>
5

It takes you a very short time to find Franco, who seems to be being escorted by several guards to a small holding cell...
They throw him in there, and guard him. They're quite heavily armed too..

You have roughly 20 minutes before the trial starts.

What do?

>Shift to human form.
>Try to attack the soldiers?
>...Maybe you should use some magic... (Go to magic options!)
>...Try to fly into his cell.
>Write-in
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>>1652718
>...Maybe you should use some magic... (Go to magic options!)
>>
Choose a spell.

>Gaze of Negesh: Magical Missiles, range of 200 feet. Good against solo targets, and withers flesh and blackens bone, and kills the target.
>Limbwither: Deadens one limb—arm or leg—of a single target nearby. The caster may choose which exact limb of the target to affect, and it becomes utterly useless for several minutes. Normal use of the limb returns when the spell ends.
>Raise Dead: Summon 4d8+5 of zombies, or 2d8+2 of skeletons.
>Youth's Bane: AoE of 25 feet. Causes targets to age years in a matter of seconds, often withering and growing feeble. This lasts temporarily, up to 10 minutes. (Daily)
>Ashes and Dust: AoE. A choking dust cloud erupts form the wizard's fingertips, and will last up to ten minutes. Acts as a smoke-screen.
>Destroy Illusions: When this spell is cast, all illusions within 1,200 feet currently maintained by any and all casters are instantly dispelled.
>Hallucinate: This spell may be cast at any group or individual within 50 feet of the caster.
>Illusion: Creates an illusion anywhere nearby that is a nearly perfect simulation of reality, complete with sight, sound, and smell. The shadowmancer can make this area look like anything, the spell lasting for a number of moments at a time, but can be kept going with a successful concentration. Furthermore, the caster cannot cast any other spells or the illusion disappears immediately. Viewers may be allowed to see through the illusion if they have cause to suspect it's a trick.
>Mockery of Death: Causes someone to appear and behave as if dead to all sight and inspection. That person continues to sense their environment through hearing, smell, and—if their eyes are open—sight, but they cannot move their body in any way whatsoever until the spell ends. However, they continues to require air and other essentials of life. This state persists until the caster wills it to end or until a number of days pass. An unwilling target can resist the spell, and the caster can also cast this spell on themselves. This is a touch spell.
>Shadowcloak: Wraps the caster in shadow, making them difficult to detect, and lasts for 20 minutes. (Daily)
>Throw Voice: The caster can throw his voice, making it appear to come from somewhere else within 50 feet. If the caster has already cast an illusion of a person or creature, the two spells can be linked together at no additional cost, so that the illusion moves its mouth in synchronization with the caster's voice.
>The Traitor of Tarn: The caster can choose a target within 50 feet, changing their allegiance to be on the side of the caster. (Daily)
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>>1652834
>Hallucinate: This spell may be cast at any group or individual within 50 feet of the caster.
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>>1652873
Specify what you want the guards to hallucinate.
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>>1652906
Have them hallucinate that nothing is out of the ordinary and that Franco is still in his cell, and that they can't see him getting spirited out by Frankizka.
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>>1652968

Actually, change it to Illusion so that it lasts longer. Same effect though.
>>
You prepare to cast an illusion...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if it works.

+1 if Frankizka can just be very envious of Elizabeth while casting, and be smug in the fact she can cast spells, while all Elizabeth can do is have big boobs and have loads of kids. (+1 if you can think why magic is superior over boobs and kids any day of the week.)
>>
Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1652992

>"Hmpf, let's see the broodmare pull off something like this! Sure, she's got tits the size of houses, but she still gets SEEN while doing something like this. I can sneak in, sneak out, and no one will ever be any the wiser. Let's see some spawn or some breast do THAT! Magic is way better, it's far more versatile and you can do so much more with it."
>>
Allowing samefagging if Frankizka can continue to make fun of Liz's obscene breasts, and her broodmother levels of fertility, and her shameful attitude towards charming people!
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Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1653031

>"It's so...it's just, how does she even manage to stand upright with those things? She should be toppling over all the time, there's no possible way that spine can balance that sort of load. And then she just becomes even more front-heavy when spawning! How could anyone find anything like that appealing? There's appeal in simplicity and understatement, damn it."
>>
You manage to swoop down, the guards completely unable to register your existance, and you politely brush past them, and open the cell door.

Franco seems a bit stunned, and you tell him to quickly follow you. He comes with you, and you close the cell, the guards patiently just waiting.

However, there's only one door out, and Franco seems too weak to properly help you get back in the vents...

Hm.

Actions

>...Dominate one of the guards to help you and Franco get in the vents. (Will have to make a save to see if the illusion still stands!)
>...Head into the next room.
>...Hm. That illusion can hold for hours... Have Franco back in the cell, but try to clear his way for his escape.
>Write-in
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>>1653127

>Write-In: since we can't get Franco into the vents ourselves and he's too weak to help, make an illusion of him to stand trial and use Throw Voice to speak for him, then while the illusion stands trial with Liz defending it, sneak out the real Franco while no attention is being paid to the prison.
>>
You of course, hide Franco back in his cell, and you go to your bat form to hide in the vents.

A while goes by, and Elizabeth should be impersonating the lawyer now...

You are now temporarily Elizabeth, and you are seeking to get rid of the private lawyer for Franco...

He seems to be in a private office in the courtroom, and seems to be going over evidence of Franco's innocence...

What is Liz going to do?

>Knock the lawyer out.
>...Seduce the lawyer, and send him back home...
>..."Permanently" take care of the lawyer. You'd rather not have loose ends.
>Write-in

Also, what form anons?
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>>1653204
>...Seduce the lawyer, and send him back home...

Half-dragon form, shoulders back, head held high, Liz strides into the office as if she has every right to be there. She stops in front of the desk and puts both hands on it, leaning down to display ample cleavage and to look the private lawyer straight in the eyes. "Greetings, my good man. Your services are no longer required. Why don't you go home early to your family today? I am going to be representing a friend of the family, as a personal favor. No, no, leave that evidence there. In fact, before you go, why don't you give me the rundown of what's on those papers? It will help me prepare."
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You can't help note, but while you go into the Lawyer's room, that you feel a bit different in your half-dragon form. Strange.

Roll me a 1d20+7 (+2 from the write-in) for how well you can seduce the lawyer and send him back home.

+2 if you can continue to show off your assets to the man, and maybe bribe him with something.
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Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1653242

>Lean over a bit more to start collecting the evidence papers, straighten up, and fan them out in front of our face, giving the man a sultry stare over the top of the paper fan. "I see, this is the argument against him. Thank you for your aid, good sir. But again, I must insist that you leave this mess to myself, and hurry home to your family. Family is precious, and you should spend all the time with them that you can."
>>
Allowing samefagging if Liz can fondly talk about her lovely kids and her great husband, and at the same time, show off her assets to the man.
>>
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1653319

>Liz heaves a single, gusty, busty sigh."You know, I was called away from my vacation with my husband and four of my twenty-eight children to represent this good man. We were having a wonderful time too, visiting the great cities of Italy and seeing the great sights and museums. And, of course, ample evening activities with my sweet husband after a night of dinner and dancing. I would really like to get back to them, but I simply cannot do that until I have defended this man in a court of law. I must therefore insist that you leave at once."
>>
Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1653314

>"Oh, I wonder what they're up to right now...I know that he was taking our sweet darlings to a park to enjoy some fresh air, oh how I wish I could be there to watch them frolic. I do love to watch my children frolic in the sun. It only makes me testy to be kept from them by people who waste my time."
>>
14+9=23

You of course, slowly convince the man your the public defender, and he eventually gives up, and goes home...

You quickly begin to go through the papers...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you get any pre-knowledge on the trial.

+2 if Elizabeth can of course, think about what form to do this trial in... (Pro-tip: Any form besides human might look more attractive and give you a bonus, but will make you roll to see if the tribunal is biased against you for being non-human.)
+1 if she can think smuggly about her assets compared to Frankizka, and how she's such a plebian compared to her.
+1 if she can think happily of her kids, and feel a bit of pity for Frankizka over both being barren and asset-less, and be a bit smug over Ren wanting to spend more time with you... Even if it's for your assets, most likely, it's still quite fun.
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Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1653381

>"Hmm.....well, dragon form just won't fit, unfortunately, but half-dragon might. Something feels a bit funny about half-dragon form though. I could try that new, funny dragon form with the stubby wings, but I came in nice clothes and I just don't want to tear them to shreds. Yuan-Ti, werewolf, drow and minotaur is simply too exotic. Human, I suppose. Yes, human will do nicely."
>"Alas, poor Frankizka will never know the kind of power I wield over the minds of men. Magic is all well and good, but getting people to willingly do your bidding is just so much better. Magic is just more of a crutch, really. You don't need people skills for it, just a dark room, a candle, and no social life."
>"I can't wait to get back to Italy to see my darlings, next to Ren, they are the light in my life. Poor, barren Frankizka will never know that kind of joy. It's...actually rather sad, really. But, there's nothing she really has to offer Ren, whereas Ren greatly enjoys and prefers spending time with me. Even if it's mostly for the Royal Navy, it still leads to a great deal of fun."
>>
Allowing samefagging if Liz can continue to be smug in her assets and Ren's attraction to them... And oh, the fun he has with you over Frankizka...
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Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1653412

>"That's something magic can never give her, assets enough to sway Ren. All-natural, eye-popping assets! He just can't keep his hands off them, in public or private! Although I do wish he'd learn some more restraint in public...besides, it's not like he can do anything with her in the light of day anyways. It'd always be nighttime, scandalous skulking about. Very unbecoming."
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Do anons want to use Scottish Rage?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1653425
>Yes!
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Roll me a 1d20.

+3 if you can angrily remember that you need to prove that your superior to some haggard no-breasted woman to your husband, and mentally make fun of the lowly endowed females.
+2 if you can like a true Scotswoman, find a barbaric way to read and get comfortable in the office.
+1 if you can exploit your assets to the guards outside guards to get you things and be more comfy.
+1 if you can think wonderfully about your assets, and how it's made life far more easier for you then before.(+1 if she can worry a bit at the same time about being a bit TOO scandalous...) (+1 if she can remember when she was scared of this, and how strange it was, and maybe express an opinion on that.)
+1 if she can express an opinion on Renexizious constantly wanting to mess around with her assets.
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Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1653444

>"Feh, but for some fuckin' reason, I still need tah prove that I'm better than some mosquito-bite-breasted Frenchie harlot! Well, fuck her, and fuck the rest 'o tha ironin' boards of the world. They're shit-tier, they're always going ta be shit-tier, and they'll attract men 'o a shittier-tier than them!"
>Flip the desk over onto its top, and take the rug on the floor and tie it up to the legs of the desk to make a hammock.
>"Still missin' something." Liz pokes her breasts outside the office door, and wiggles them independently of each other, clapping together as if they were a mouth issuing orders. "EY! LADDIES! Get me a fuckin' drink or somewhat, will you? And some-a them fancy little cake things I hear ya got here! Can't you fuckin' see that I need these to work? Now get on it, lads! I'm fuckin' busy!"
>"Ah, I just fuckin' love these things! They do damn near everything I need them to as a public figure. I mean, sure, sometimes maybe I show a bit too much, but I can't believe I used ta be afraid 'o startin' a scandal. Wot's anyone gunna do ta me? I'll just smash their fuckin' camera betwixt my BOOBS, and watch the evidence crumble to dust! Fuckin' perfect plan, that!"
>"Ren though, he needs to fuckin' learn when and where to mess with mah assets. Fuckin' public is no place to be playin' grab-ass with me ass! Or motorboatin' my tits! Fuckin' unseemly, it is! Save it for the bedroom, for making tha cow and tha corpse jealous as fuck!"
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Allowing samefagging if Liz can come up with more ways to avoid scandals in eccentric ways, and of course, continue to order more and more things from the guards using assets.
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Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1653472

>"Or instead 'o crushin the camera wit me tits, I'll shove the reporters in there instead, until they learn ta love tha tits! Or just sit on 'em wit me great glorious ass, until they admit defeat an' destroy the evidence themselves!"
>"OI! In addition ta tha drinks an' the wee cakes, also bring me one 'o them Spanish Honey Flans wit the wee little dried plums in it I heard so much about! And some blood oranges! I need it fer...reasons!"
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Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1653472

>"Oh, I got it! I'll reverse-motorboat them wit me tits! Just whack 'em around til they see tha light of day! Shouldn't take too long, haha."
>"An' bring me a....a...a fuckin' pillow to rest me head on! There ain't nuthin' soft in here! This is a goddamn travesty, it is!"
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12+8=20

You of course, come up with many ways to stop scandals before they start, and get very comfy on a makeshift hammock while reading.

You will get a +1 for the trial.

Most of the charges against Franco are for affilating with the Nazis, unlawfully taking control of the state, and over 300 counts of murdering political enemies, and a few other minor crimes you can't be arsed to read through.

However, the trial begins, and you quickly go out to get ready for it...

Franco seems to be standing trial and waiting for you, as you strut out with most of the guards peeking looks at you, and visibly shocked.

Eventually, you take a seat at the desk where the military tribune is, and you take your seat...

You of course, begin to hear the other side talk about how Franco did crimes, yadadada, who gives a shit. Now of course, it's your turn.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for a good Scottish opening defense statement.

+3 if you can begin an angry Scottish defense statement.
+2 if you can talk about how Franco didn't do anything wrong?
+2 for using your assets on the tribunal aggressively.
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Rolled 20 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1653536

>"For fuck's sake, you buncha bastards, quit wastin' me time wit this horseshit. Them charges are fuckin' trumped up shit for a kangaroo court, an' you fuckin' know it. Yer jus' afta someone ta lynch, and it ain't gunna solve yer fuckin' problems."
>"Fer starters, affiliatin' with the fuckin' Nazis? Them fucks dinnae fuckin' survive the war in Europe, and the most cowardly 'o those goat scrotums ran off to fuckin' South America wit their balls between their legs, to hide out until the day they fuckin' die. How the bloody hell is anyone supposed to affiliate with fuckers who don't wanna be found, cuz if they get found, they get killed like the cockroaches they are?

>Secondly, this bloke helped ta forge order outta complete fuckin' chaos when you couldn't help but put yer neighbor neck ta a knife in yer fuckin' civil war. There weren't no fuckin' laws ta follow to git inta office in tha first place, because you fuckers were in complete fuckin' anarchy! Anarchy that he, by the by, helped beat down like a rabid dog and forge inta order! So ye all should really be fuckin' thankin' him.

>Fuckin' thirdly, ye can't just fuckin' murder 300 political opponents and not expect anyone ta notice the fuckin' huge pile 'o bodies moundin' up outside ta window. If yer gunna make lies about a body count, at least make them a fuckin' believable number!"

>Be sure to have propped up the Royal Navy to be as smooth and rounded as possible, and lay them on the jury's bench, being sure to slide them up and down the bench while she walks and punctuates her statements by thrusting her finger into the air, with the side effect of boob rippling.
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Critical Success.

Choose one.

>One of the Tribunals instantly believes Franco is innocent.
>Two of the Tribunals are very charmed, and find Liz very attractive?
>Three of the Tribunals are mildly charmed.
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>>1653557

>Two of the Tribunals are very charmed, and find Liz very attractive?
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Two of the Tribunals find Liz very attractive...

The press however, jump all over you, seeing as how the Queen of England is currently involved in the trial...

Roll me a1d20+4 for SCOTTISH PR boosting as well.

+3 if you can of course, like a True Scot, answer the many questions people might have about you... Such as why everyone loves you, why your so nice to people, why you have big tits, why you fuckin' love them, and why everyone should fuckin' love em.
+2 if you can mention why your defending Franco!
+2 if you can use your assets on the reporters/cameras for their audience.
+1 if you can use your YUGE popularity in England to brag a bit.

If everything's done, you can get the chance to increase Ren's PR.
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Rolled 14 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1653561

>"Well, ye see, people fuckin' love me, because I'm a fuckin' wonderful person! I'm bloody smart, fuckin' sexy, and the kindest, nicest fuckin' dragon you'll ever met in all yer fuckin' life. An' I'm nice to people, because there's no fuckin' reason not ta be! Somethin' me dear old mum, rest her weary bones, taught me was that there was never no reason not ta be kind an' polite, until some mangled clit gave you a reason NOT ta be nice. Now, I got these big tits because of good fuckin' breeding on me mum's side, and from bein' a dragon, 'o course, and I fuckin' love 'em because I fuckin' love the mummy that gave 'em to me, and everyone should fuckin' love 'em because the fuckin' Queen of England loves ya all right back!"
>"Now, I be here to defend Franco, because he's a fuckin' allied nation's ex leader, bein' led inta a kangaroo court that's already determined him ta be guilty as fuck. Now me and Ren, we feel that kinda shit is reserved fer sheep shaggers that can't deal with justice bein' dealt the normal way, and wanna slap a fuckin' fast-lane on it, and that shit just ain't right! Everyone, everywhere, deserves a fuckin' proper trial!"
>Keep our chest puffed up to show our assets on their best sides, and use many dramatic arm motions to get the Royal Navy rolling on the rough seas.
>"And finally, everyone in glorious fuckin' England loves me, and not just fer me MASSIVE TITS! They love me fer me personality, me sense of honor and justice, and the fuckin' bonafide fact that no matter where the fuck it is, if someone in my nation or an ally of my nation needs fuckin' help, I am fuckin' there for them, bar fucking NONE!"
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14+12=26

You of course, manage to boost your public relations quite a bit, and then a few journalists want to talk about your husband.

Apparently they think your marriage is struggling, what's your secret for having so many kids, why your husband is on vacation and letting his son rule, etc...

Hm.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to boost Ren's public opinion while becoming less and less Scottish.

+3 if you can of course answer their questions, and maybe begin to tone down being Scottish.
+3 if you can use your assets further.
+1 if you can pride yourself on being a great mother (and a fertile one at that!)
+1 if you can also pride yourself on being an excellent draconic housewife to your darling husband!
+2 if you can either try to direct the conversation towards you again so you can get the last PR boost, or towards Ren.
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Rolled 11 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1653584

>"A struggling marriage? Hah, marriages don't get fucking stronger than ours! Everything has it's ups and it's downs, but you work through the fucking issues and at the end, your marriage is all the stronger for it, like tempering a fine blade! And the secret to having so many wonderful children is obvious. A healthy and vigorous sex life! What, didn't you know that there was a per-requisite activity to having children?" Liz gives a sly wink with her long lashes to punctuate that sentence. "Now, as for my husband being on vacation, why, a little break from the rigors of ruling is what he needs every once in a while, a short break isn't too much to ask now, is it? Charlemagne, as heir, is also getting some valuable experience in learning how to handle affairs of state without someone looking over his shoulder, but we're still here to lend a guiding hand if something important he feels uncomfortable dealing with pops up. It's all part of the learning cycle."
>Liz places her hand over where her heart would be, if it was not covered by voluminous bouncing breasts, and instead grabs onto the fabric at the lowest end of her scoop-necked top, as if scandalized that anyone would dare insinuate that her marriage wasn't the most healthy thing ever, thank you very much.
>"Now, I love all of my children, I make sure to take time out of my day for each and every one. And with 28 and counting, you can be certain that not a single one is ever without the daily dose of mother's love that all babies need to be strong, healthy adults!"
>"Of course, a good mother and wife is very important to darling Ren, after all, if the mother of his children and wife of his life can't be his equal, then they're just going to get left in the dust! Even though I'm always busy seeing to the affairs of England, I always take the time out of my day to make my darling Ren a tasty supper, to relax with after a hard day of advancing science, ruling his empire, and seeing to the safety and security of greater Europa. It's the little things that count in a relationship, you know."
>"Not to say that Ren doesn't love his children as well, he most certainly does, and he loves spending time with our little tykes! You can really judge a man by the way he treats his family, and I can say with certainty that none of us want for anything, be that desire material, immaterial, or anything else."
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11+14=25

Ren's PR has indeed been boosted, and you think you have one more chance to boost his PR in this mess of journalistic fever. A few journalists ask how you treat the reports of him taking slaves from Cuba and around the world, and him attacking cities once in a while... Why, there's even a rumor going around he calls people "mortals" and insinuates that with being cattle!

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons. This is for boosting Ren's PR even further.

+3 if Liz can talk about how absolutely lovely, attractive, and dashing Renexizious can be at times, and how for a dragon, he's actually very nice, not as nice as you, but very nice.
+2 if you can express your opinion on his raiding and cute little bouts of barbarism.
+2 if you can try to make Renexizious merely misunderstood in the public eyes.
+1 if Liz can recite old tales of dragons, and mention how Ren defies the tropes or acutely follows them (and why it's perfectly fine and/or cute.)
+2 if you can use your assets on one journalist in particular that has offended you by daring to suggest your marriage isn't stable!

If everything is done, Ren's public PR will go from "Very Bad" to "Bad"
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>>1653590

>"Ren is just the best husband a woman could dream of. He's got gorgeous looks, the most dashing and upright of attitudes, and he's just lovely to get to know and spend time with. He's truly not the monster people jealous of him have painted him out to be. He sometimes messes up his slang terms when he's trying to be 'hip' and 'with it', but he never means anything cruel by it. He has never considered humanity to be on par with cattle, humans are greatly intelligent, and he respects their great contributions to fields the world over, and their great flexibility and creativity. And the idea that he calls you mortals, as if to say you are lesser beings, hah! It was an attempt to give humans a pet name, like you'd call your wife 'honey', or 'dear', and it just didn't pan out the way he'd hoped. It was something tried once, that was taken wildly out of context while he explained the draconic life cycle to a curious human."

>"Oh, like you've never made some follies of youth and trying your hardest to please your mother. See, my darling Ren has a very...traditional dragon, for a mother, and when he was younger, Ren wanted nothing more than to prove himself worthy of her love and affection, like we all want to do when we are small. The cute little attempts at raiding he did were just a little something to show his mommy that he was a big, strong dragon, worthy of her attention and her love. Now, the taking slaves thing, that's just utter and complete dross! Those people begged Ren to take them with him, they knew the kind of life that awaited them in Sweden, and knew the life of a live-in servant in a luxurious palace with all the modern amenities was far superior to living in their squalid mosquito swamp, and that the best futures for their children were upright, Swedish futures! No, no one was dragged off screaming into the night, they begged Ren for the right to come seek new futures in Sweden, and Ren, being the wonderful, caring husband that he is, acquiesced to their requests."

>"So as you can see, he's just misunderstood, but he doesn't even hold it against anyone! He knows that the world's gone through some upheavals lately, and that people in general are scared by new and confusing things. But it's all ok. He's not going to hurt you, he's not some boogey-man waiting in the shadows. He is advancing the fields of multiple sciences every day to improve the lives of every creature on earth daily, he only wants to prove that he is a kind and just dragon!"

>"Now, I'm sure you must be thinking, but what about those stories I heard growing up, about dragons hoarding gold and stealing damsels. Speaking as a former damsel, that could not be further from the truth. Ren came to me like the world's finest gentlemen, and insisted on courting me as a proper lady ought to be courted, there was no foulness like a shotgun wedding marring our relationship, ever. The hoarding gold thing? Well, it's slightly true, and it's just oh so adorable (TBC)"
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Rolled 19 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1653599

>The hoarding gold thing? Well, it's slightly true, and it's just oh so adorable to walk in at night and see him sleeping on top of a little pile of gold, his claws spread out over it like it might roll away if he snores too hard! Or filling a wee little hot tub with coins and hot water and just sitting in there, letting the coins get caught in the bubble jets and just plink off his scales! It sounds like the ringing of bells, so peaceful!'

>"And you there, you in the back! Approach me!" Liz waits for the reporter to come to her, and instantly is in his face with both assets and the angriest look on her face. "I don't know what kind of gossip rag that you write for, but I will not have you spreading libel about my marriage! You've clearly got no experience in the field yourself if you don't know that couples disagree once in a while, and that is the sign of a healthy marriage, not one in eminent tatters. Our marriage has never been healthier or sturdier than it is now, and yes, it takes hard work and effort to keep it that way. Anything worth keeping takes hard work and effort, and you can quote me on it!"
>>
Well...
I think I might consider this an honorary critical success.

Choose three rumors to dispel, and replace with something beneficial.

>The fact that Ren takes slaves. (will become Ren takes in people who can't help themselves)
>The fact that Ren is a warmongerer who destroys cities and likes it. (He just did it to make his mom happy when he was a kid, and didn't hurt anyone.)
>That your marriage is in tatters... (Your marriage is blossoming!)
>Ren calls people mortals once in a while. (It's a term of endearment!)
>Ren is generally unsociable and grouchy! (He's cutely gruff and is a bit shy!)
>Renexizious enslaved the entire dutch people! (...He liberated them from the Germans!)
>Renexizious hoards taxpayer money (He's just protecting their money from thieves!)
>Write-in

By the way, Renexizious's PR is now Below Average.
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>>1653610

>The fact that Ren takes slaves. (will become Ren takes in people who can't help themselves)
>The fact that Ren is a warmongerer who destroys cities and likes it. (He just did it to make his mom happy when he was a kid, and didn't hurt anyone.)
>That your marriage is in tatters... (Your marriage is blossoming!)
>>
By the way, roll me a quick 1d20+4 to see how well these rumors will circulate.

+2 if you can indeed prove that Ren just helps people instead of enslave them, that he really loves his mom, and that your marriage is blossoming!
+2 if you can of course, also try to be sweet and talk about other cute things he does.
+1 if you can of course, mention how for a big scaly reptile, he has a big heart!
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Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1653617

>"Ren wants to give them the taste of the good life in a new world. They have no hope of ever reaching Sweden without his help. And you should have seen how much his mother's face lit up when she saw what lengths he was willing to go to to make her proud of him, oh it was SUCH a cute moment! And Ren and I are currently enjoying a relaxing vacation touring Italy, as a chance to relax and unwind with each other, and deepen our bonds of love even further, and I can tell you, it's going great!"
>"Don't tell him, but I'm secretly hoping that he makes me another secret garden, like he did for me in England. It was so sweet, and so romantic, I loved sitting by the fountain and relaxing to the smell of roses and the buzz of cute little bumblebees."
>"He's so big hearted...he just wants the people he loves to be happy, healthy and secure. And really, isn't that what we want for everyone we love?"
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18+9=27

You of course, get the rumors to spread very well hopefully, and turn your focus back to the tribunal.

What should you focus on?

>Focus on PR!
>Defending your client.
>Seducing one of the Tribunes.
>...Attacking the prosecution!
>Write-in
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>>1653642
>...Attacking the prosecution!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to be aggressive towards the prosecution!

+3 if you can talk shit about how the Prosecution are wrong!
+2 if you can use your draconic nature to show you get angrier towards them! (+1 for excuses.)
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1653651
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Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1653651

>"Now, the Prosecution here, is trying to pull a fast one over everyone's eyes! They're trying to railroad my client into the noose because they know that half of their arguments don't stand up under scrutiny, and the other half are so overly exaggerated, they may as well be outright lies! The public must not stand for such shoddy tactics as this, for if they get away with it once, they will try it again! My client is innocent, and the Prosecution knows it. It's just too politically inconvenient to allow him to live, so it's making a mockery of justice to see his life put to a quick and unjust end!"
>While talking, Liz slowly paces from the Tribunal bench towards the Prosecution, slowly shifting into half-dragon form from human form, and once transformed and in the Prosecution's face, slams her fist on the Prosecutor's table hard enough to split the wood as a punctuation to her final sentence.
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15+9=24

You shift to your half-dragon form, and can't help but slam your first onto the prosector's table, and you heavily dent it and bend it down... In fact, you just slam it so hard it crumples.

You erm...

You slightly feel that weird feeling from earlier gone now...

You can't help but flap your wings in relief, it's rather nice having that gone...

The prosecution seems a big shocked, and feels short, to be honest.

"What's wrong?" You say.

"Y-yo... Y-you have..."

"Well, speak up. I can't exactly hear you."

He's saying to look at yourself!

You don't see anything particularly wrong... Until it suddenly hits you.

You now have wings. These wings allow for full-fledged flight, and are very durable to cutting.
You are bigger. By two feet.
...Your skin is chaemleon-like, if you want it to be.
You smell naturally of perfume and flowers!
You find your scales hardening in your half-dragon form to be hard enough to resist a small caliber bullet.

You can't help but shake him off. He's acting crazy...

"Hi Liz!"

Shit.

You turn your head to see Gwynevere sticking out of your second head... You try to contain her... But uh... Well, you have a feeling it would be very painful, and make you look a bit deformed.

What do?

>...Try to um... Call for a bathroom break so you can talk to your head-sister for a second...
>...Ignore it and continue!
>...Just uh... Shyly introduce her to the media?
>Write-in
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>>1653667
>...Try to um... Call for a bathroom break so you can talk to your head-sister for a second...
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>>1653667

>...Ignore it and continue!

Just shake it off and deal with it later.
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>>1653670
Switching to this
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You erm... Decide to shake it off. Right, right...

The media seem to be trying to get a good look at you and your second head... It erm...

Well.

Roll me a 1d20+4 again anons.

+3 if you can try to explain to the journalists why you erm... Just mutated like that?
+2 if Gwynevere can say hi, in her own special way. (+1 if you can introduce her...)
+1 if you can also mention how your husband can mutate... And how he's an amazing hundred and twenty stories... (+1 if you can slightly dote off on how cute his yuge dragon form is... Your so small compared to him though...)

If everything's done, you won't freak out people at home.
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Rolled 20 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1653673
>At random intervals,I along with my husband may experience changes in our genetic make up as Draconic beings are much volatile when it comes to stuff DNA related. My second head for example, Gwynevere, (have her say top of the morning in her Irish tone) is an example of this. She's a fully sentient being who helps in matters of intellectual solving. My husband Renexizious is the same way, experiencing his own genetic evolutions or mutations. For example he's experienced multiple mutation that have increased his size, to the point that he's well over a 100 stories tall in dragon form.
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Critical Success

You explain expertly to the press what just happened, which of course gets hailed as a genetical marvel, and GWYNEVERE get's asked a shitload of questions compared to you...

Meanwhile, Frankizka is trying to extract Franco after the guards left, giving her enough time to dominate a guard to help Franco and her up into the vents...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for extraction.
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1653720
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1653720
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1653720
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is the dice broken?
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Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1653720
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11+5=16

Franco is well on his way to being extracted, as Frankizka crawls through the vents, guiding him.

Where do anons want to try and take him?

>Maybe you can sneak into a lawyer's room, and disguise him...
>Maybe you can try to get to the roof top?
>Maybe you should hide in the vents until the trial is over.
>Write-in
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>>1654669
The illusion of Franco in the court room would disappear though.
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>>1654659
>Maybe you should hide in the vents until the trial is over.

Lurk in the vents until either the trial is over or it gets dark out, whichever happens first. If nothing else, we can use the cover of night to escape.
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>>1654659
>Maybe you should hide in the vents until the trial is over.
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You of course, decide to wait in the vents until the trial is over.

Now, back to Elizabeth.

Currently, the prosecution is doubling down on the fact that Franco has been using the "holy Catholic Church" to prosecute and finds his enemies, and to spread propoganda, and also how he sent 50,000 volunteers to assist the Germans in the second world war, and being clearly affilated with the Nazis. They even suggest that his banning of the Freemasons was deranged and unhinged, and that he even collected a list of Jewish names to send to the Nazi party in case the Germans did win the second world war!

They even begin to showcase evidence...

What do anons want to do?

>Aggressively argue against this!
>...Try to change topics, quickly.
>Claim the opposition has forged the evidence!
>...Stay silent, and let them showcase their evidence.
>Write-in
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>>1654729
>Aggressively argue against this!
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>>1654729
>Claim the opposition has forged the evidence!
>Aggressively argue against this!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to argue against this!

+3 if you can very angrily argue against their evidence!
+2 if Gwynevere can too! (but much more nicely)
+2 if you can of course, continue into the trend of becoming more draconic whilst being more angry.
+2 if you can talk about what you and your husband would do to such a band of crooks, forging evidence!
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1654775
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1654775
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Rolled 4 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1654775

>"Look at this dross! This is very clearly forged! Church has far better things to do than act as an attack dog, things such as alms for the poor, and managing their properties for the greater good! Besides, the Catholic Church has no real law-enforcement teeth outside of Vatican City anyway, so the idea that they were prosecuting, imprisoning, and murdering his 'enemies' is absolute hogwash. The Church spreads the word of God, not the propaganda of man! And that list of 50,000 volunteers? You cannot prove he rounded them up and sent them to help the Nazis, you cannot prove that they even helped the Nazis in the first place, and you cannot even prove that they are real people with a real agenda, and not just a list of names and identity numbers you lifted from hospital birth records! Spreading your damned lies helps no one, and only keeps obfuscating the truth, that you are attempting to sully and mar this good man's name to give legitimacy to your own twisted political views!"
>"What she means to say is, that if you're going to present this kind of stuff as evidence, you should at least wait until the ink has dried on the paper, to make it look like it wasn't just cranked out in your office right before the proceedings. The little details take away a lot from your argument when they don't add up."
>Flare our wings to accentuate points, and maybe release a surge of our perfume-y, flowery smell, and tower above the opposition, as well as more banging on the Prosecutor's table when we think we can get away with it.
>"Why, if Ren saw what you crooks were doing here today, forging evidence against an innocent man, dragging him through senseless court proceedings, wasting EVERYONE'S time with this dreck, why he'd have you pay everyone here, for the court costs on both sides, restitution for the accused's time, the judge's time, the Tribunal's time, and even the audience's time! You'd never be able to afford another frivolous lawsuit in the lands of Sweden again!"
>>
15+13=28

This does indeed shake up the opposition, but they begin to bring out evidence...

Meanwhile, you can't help but note something...

It seems you have full control over your now prehensile tail, which has grown even longer. You can't help but notice that your tail is thick and has enough muscle that you think you could use it to break bones even... It is about 4.4 feet in length too.
You find your blood feeling like it's boiling. You have a distinct feeling that your blood is super-heated to the point it could leave severe burns, and can cause fires.
You feel your entire body heating up like it's on fire. You even catch the chair your sitting at beginning to smoke from how hot you are

One such thing is a few folders and files from Franco's office, detailing the equipment, names, addresses, and other such things. They have very solid information about this, it seems.

Them talking about the church being propoganda seems to be a very big weak point, as they have little evidence to cite save for "alleged" communications between the Vatican and Franco.

They also however, have a solid piece of evidence about Franco's illegal actions towards the Free-Masons, and multiple documents about sending the military to secret meetings and the executions of many Masonic leaders.

However, for your accusations, it seems that two of the tribunals aren't sure if it's real or not...

What do anons want to do?

>Take a shot at a specific piece of evidence!
>Try to appeal to the Tribunals why this is nonsensical!
>Try to mention why it was necessary for him to take one of the actions he did!
>Get increasingly angry about these accusations to your client!
>Write-in
>>
>>1654885
>Try to appeal to the Tribunals why this is nonsensical!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+3 if you can talk to the Tribunal on why these documents are fake news!
+2 if you can use assets to help charm them.
+2 if you can try to physically cool your body down. You'd rather not start a fire...
+2 if you can get increasingly angry at the mortal lawyers for daring to lie in a court of law, let alone in your face!
+1 if you can use your draconic nature to continue to scare them.
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1654917
>>
Rolled 17 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1654917

>"You see, ladies and gentlemen of the Tribunal, while that LOOKS official, on letterhead and everything, if you look carefully, then you can see glaring inaccuracies. For instance, look at the type on that page, compared to the type on Franco's official letterhead. Two similar fonts, but clearly not the same! You see, Franco's OFFICIAL letterhead uses Helvetica font, and the font on this clear forgery is Arial! The ink as well, the forgery's ink is nowhere near as dark black and crisp as the true letterhead's inking, the forgery's ink is lighter in tone, and has bled into the paper. This is certainly NOT the acorn gall based ink that proper governing bodies use, for its permanent and indelible properties! Thus, any and all documents presented by the Prosecution that do not possess the characteristics of acorn gall ink, are clear and obvious forgeries!"

>Continue to swing and sway the assets, turning often to re-pace the floor with a jaunty step, and many thrusts of our hand into the air to punctuate our sentences and exclamations.

>Fan ourselves with our wings, drink our pitcher of water, and then take the Prosecutor's water and drink that too.

>"Now, enough of this mockery of justice, of these blatant and obvious lies! I'll not have the core and concept of Lady Justice continually befouled by these...these charlatans, masquerading as practitioners of law! Well? Why have you chosen to debase yourselves in this manner? Have you no shame? No decency? No milk of human kindness, that you'd just sentence a man to death like this because he believes differently than you?"

>Continue to tower over them, arms folded under our breasts, and glare down at them with all the authority of death and fire itself, maybe shooting a little smoke from our nostrils.
>>
17+14=31

For your expertise involving acorn gall ink, you think the Tribunal is actually starting to be neutral, rather then biased...

You even manage to get the prosecution to stammer up for a moment, somewhat scared by you.

Of course, the tribune then ask for the witnesses of the prosecution, and the prosecution begin to go through a large file.

Meanwhile, the water you drank helped cool you down slightly, but the burning sensation through your body just gets worse... To the point that you notice scorch marks in the small chair you've been sitting in is beginning to look more and more deformed. It's going to take a lot more then water to cool you down.

You can't help but notice the entire courtroom is beginning to get a bit uncomfortable from a sudden increase in heat, and the tribune is beginning to sweat heavily, and the prosecution seems extremely hot.
You can't help but notice that your wings have gotten a bit bigger, and bulkier to boot. You have a distinct idea that flapping your wings at this point will provide a fine gust of wind, perhaps capable of knocking someone down.
Your blood feels akin to molten magma. You have a distinct feeling it is indeed, hot lava at this very moment.
You can now breathe hot lava, along with "thermite fire", which is hot enough to melt steel beams with ease.[
You notice your shoes have broken and been crushed by your new, somewhat larger and bulkier feet, which weighs you down like a rock. You briefly look down to notice that your high-heels have been completely replaced by very draconic, very large, and very bulky feet, which make you move slower, but have an extreme amount of strength behind them.

Do anons want to protest the action of sending in witnesses?

>Yes, and see if you can't take a break while your at it...
>...No.
>...See about trying to find the list of your witnesses...
>Write-in
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>>1655058
>Yes, and see if you can't take a break while your at it...
>>
>>1655058

>Yes, and see if you can't take a break while your at it...
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince everyone to just take a break...

+3 if you can come up with a good argument on why to make take a break?
+2 if you can reward them with assets if they do in fact, call a break?
+2 if you can really, really find a way to cool down before you set the marble tiled floor on fire or something.
+1 if you can think how the hell your going to accommodate giant draconic feet in high heels... Also, how to draw attention away from the fact you don't have shoes anymore when you go to stand up.
>>
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1655106
>>
Rolled 15 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1655106

>"Now, I believe it is time to call for a recess. I certainly know that I need a moment to go throw some water on my face, maybe a couple of other areas." Wink wink. "Trust me, you want to give me this little opportunity to cool my head. Otherwise, seeing this cruel backstabbing of justice will only make me hotter under my collar, and no one wants to see that."
>"I swear, I might just need to soak my shirt in cool water just to keep my temperature under control..." Liz mutters this almost under her breath.
>"Maybe Ren has figured out a way to return us to White dragons while I've been gone, and I won't need to worry about turning the floor to molten stone. Or, barring that, go back to human form. Distasteful, for the event, all things considered, but it will only hurt my chances if I accidentally incinerate the Tribunal by proxy."
>"...Clearly, I need to get my money back from that cobbler. These shoes just simply fell apart under minor distress. What shoddy workmanship."
>>
15+12=27

You of course, manage to get an early recess called, and you quickly retreat to cool down.

You also notice that when you take a step, the floor beneath you actually begins to melt. You carefully rush to the defense office, lock the door, and go to the bathroom to quickly cool down...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to cool down, and prevent a meltdown.

+3 for finding ways to cool down.
+2 for trying to limit floor melting.
+2 for trying to read paper documents without setting them on fire.
+1 if Gwynevere can reassure Liz about this. (+1 for making jokes about the sheer amount of heat coming from Liz.)
>>
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1655166
Try to be on our tippy toes and moving our feet so they don't stay in one spot for two long (it's much easier to be agile like this as a biped than as a quadruped)

Softly sweep our wings to create a non cataclysmic breeze
>>
Rolled 14 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1655166

>Chug chug chug water out of the sink, and fill up some more containers. Call for Claw, tell him to go to the grocery store and tell him to bring you all the calorie-dense food he can carry, like meat and stuff, and bring it to the roof. Have Estellise eat it all as fast as she can, then breathe a laser skywards to try to reduce the amount of heat by as much as possible, as quickly as possible.

>Quickly do the birdstep to skip quickly around, not staying in one place for long, and using our wings to generate lift and breeze.

>Have Gwen hold onto the papers with her mouth, to prevent us from touching them.

>"It's fine, Liz, this'll all be over before you know it. Look on the plus side, if people thought you weren't how before, they can't deny it now!"
>>
You of course, begin to chug water out of the sink. It's boiling hot, to the point you could make tea, but you think it's working...

However, you get hot enough that the water begins to turn to literal steam, and you quickly use your wings to try to cool you down. You try to read the papers by putting in Gwynevere's mouth, but all it does is slowly set them ablaze...

"It's fine, Liz, this'll all be over before you know it. Look on the plus side, if people thought you weren't how before, they can't deny it now!"

She of course, gives you a smile, and you notice the faucet dripping some reddish water. You taste it, and you erm...

Well, you slightly notice it tastes amazing... And is more spicy then a ghost pepper, but it doesn't bother you in the slightest.

You also notice, that it is indeed, water turning into lava. You have a erm... You are somewhat concerned by this.

Exposed water when around you magically transforms into lava when in direct touching proximity.

Either way, you begin to go up to the roof, and try to wave for Claw. You tell him to bring you a shitload of food so you can expell a great sum of heat, and he of course, goes...

While he's gone, you feel...
Your laser breath can act incendiary.

You also feel a bit of a strange... You feel your stomach turning, and feel upset...

Liz's fire breath and laser breath can now expel radiation as well.

Liz grows by two feet, and her general body bulks up a bit, granting her +2 to Strength, but a -1 to Agility.

Liz's pyromancy is great enough that she'll learn fire spells in half the time, and will be able to cast them twice as much.

Liz can now set anything easily flammable, within choice, and within 100 feet, on fire instantly.

Liz is now COMPLETELY immune to fire or heat, and will suffer no damage from it in any circumstance. This applies to heat-directed weaponry, most kinds of lasers, and will actually heal the more hot she is.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well expelling heat with lasers goes.

+2 if Claw can find a way to carry food without getting it slimy or gross, and give it to Liz ontop of the roof.
+2 if Liz can maybe worry a bit about how she's getting hot enough to turn water near her into lava.
+1 for more heat related jokes from Gwynevere, and if Gwynevere can calm Liz down.
>>
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1655317
>>
12+5=17

Claw brings you some food in careful baskets, and you eat as much as possible.

Eventually, you build up enough to shoot a laser in the sky....

It really cools your body down immensely, and you realize you only have a few minutes until the case continues...

You head down, and you notice the mutations are beginning to slow down...

You have grown by two more feet.

Your body's temperature is now regulating itself again, this time, merely enough to boil water in proximity...

Anons have gotten one more free upgrade, which is selectable.

Choose.

>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Insanely Unstable Mutation
>Continue your mutations! (...Choose another form to "evolve" like the half-dragon one. You can also select the half-dragon one again.)
>Upgrade Mutations (You can only upgrade your body heat, your size, or your breath.)
>>
>>1655429
>Unstable Mutation
>>
>>1655429
>Insanely Unstable Mutation

Fuck it, let's do this!
>>
By the way anons, if you choose to not continue or transfer your evolution to a different form, the next time you decide to evolve a form will cost another slot of the max 2 Insane Mutations per character.

So if you want a large amount of well-mutated and powerful forms, you might want to continue the evolution or transfer it to a different form.
>>
I'm going to roll here in 25 minutes.
>>
>>1655429
>Insanely Unstable Mutation
>>
Insanely Unstable it is.

There is a max of 2 Insane Unstable Mutations per character, unless you get something to increase the amount of Insane Mutations.

Roll me a 1d10 anons.
>>
Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1655548
>>
5

Choose.


>Don't spend a valuable slot.
>Upgrade a Race. (Won't take a slot. This one can apply to every form, even Human and Dragon.)
>Stealth Upgrade
>Combat Upgrade
>Charisma Upgrade
>Magic Upgrade
>>
>>1655567
>Magic Upgrade
>>
>>1655567
>Upgrade a Race. (Won't take a slot. This one can apply to every form, even Human and Dragon.)
>>
>>1655592
What race did you want to upgrade?
>>
>>1655567

>Charisma Upgrade
Please tell me it's not more asset growth.
>>
>>1655685
No, it's not.

Anyways, I'm rolling here in 15 minutes.
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>>1655567
>Charisma Upgrade
Switching to charisma
>>
Charisma, hm?

Anons sure about this?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1655703
>Yes!
>>
>>1655703
>No!
She's already a huge charisma character. Make her more ,agically attuned so then her and Ren will make magically gifted dragon babies.
>>
>>1655703
>No
Fuck it I'll go back to my original vote.
>>
Alright, so anons don't want to do this.

Do anons want to settle this?

>Magic Upgrade.
>Race Upgrade
>Go back to Charisma upgrade.
>>
>>1655752

>Magic Upgrade
>>
>>1655752
>Race Upgrade
>>
Rolling in 15 minutes unless anons can decide.
>>
>>1655787
Human
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Magic
2=Race (Human)
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>>1655752
>Magic Upgrade.
>>
Liz has LOST her human form.
She can no longer has, or can have a human form. This also counts for Dragonblood form.

Anons have not lost a unique slot because of them "upgrading" a race!

Do anons want to continue their half-dragon upgrade, or transfer to another form?

>Continue upgrading half-dragon.
>Transfer the upgrades to another form.
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>>1655877
>Transfer the upgrades to another form.
Super Dwarf go
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>>1655877

>Continue upgrading half-dragon.

May as well have the one uber form since we lost Liz's favorite, her human one.
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>>1655877
Okay I'll be honest I was just flicking in and out of thread and was wondering something.


Shouldn't you have made it very clear that Liz would lose her human form?
That this would happen if we chose these options or whatever? This seems like a huge decision...yet it happened without so much as a "are you sure?"...
>>
>>1655916
To be fair, it got decided with a dice roll, and it should be made clear that anything above Unstable gets more and more risky, and this 5 is indeed the trap roll.

Anyways, since the "trap" has been revealed, I'll notify anons when this gets rolled again in the future.
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>>1655932
So we couldn't avoid losing the human form?

Well shit.
>>
Anyways, do anons want me to roll for upgrading dwarf or upgrading half-dragon?
>>
>>1655938

We were going to lose anything out of the list of 5-6 options we were given above. We just so happened to lose human form, instead of losing our magic, or our charisma, the other two things we were arguing about 'improving'.

Personally, if I had known this was going to be about what to lose, I'd have lost the second insanely unstable mutation slot instead.
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>>1655943
If anything I change to upgrading Drow form
>>
Alright.

I should probably mention that the theme for this evolution, is Strength/size and Fire.
>>
>>1655983

I change to Upgrade humanoid dragon-form then. Half-dragon has enough fire/strength going on with it now.
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>>1655877
>Transfer the upgrades to another form.
I wanna lose humanoid dragon instead of human.
>>
Alright, so I'm going to roll in 15 minutes.

Choose between Drow, or Dwarf to upgrade with fire/strength

>Drow
>Dwarf
>>
>>1656016
>Drow
>>
>>1656015
Also what >>1656014
said.
Since we lost human form.
Riot nao
>>
>>1656015
No, that just means what your transfering the fire/strength evolution going on to a different form.

So.

>Human
>Drow
>Humanoid Dragon
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>>1656029
>Humanoid Dragon
>>
>>1656029

>Humanoid Dragon
>>
>>1656029
>Humanoid Dragon
>>
So anons want to evolve Humanoid Dragon?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1656044

>Yes!
>>
>>1656044
>>
>>1656044
>Yes!
>>
Alright. Your humanoid dragon form is evolving, I guess.

You of course, are currently on the roof, and you are being called back to the trial...

You seem to have cooled down enough, and you take your seat again...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well going through the prosecution's witnesses goes.

+3 if you can use your assets to discern the truth.
+3 if you can try to continue to cool down throughout the trial.
+2 if you can also excuse the erm... Slight changes your going through, so to speak.
>>
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1656079
>>
Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1656079
>>
Rolled 17 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1656079

>Get in the witness's faces and shove your assets right under their noses, to get them to both sweat and stare uncomfortably with Liz's incredible body heat.

>Bring back the jugs of water from the bathroom we filled, and douse ourselves from them periodically. Get the bailiff to refill as needed.

>"I'm sorry for the changes in my appearance. You know those darn growth spurts, really can't do much about them."
>>
17+13=30

You of course, manage to scare, intimidate, or outright seduce most of the witnesses into giving you valuable information, and you have a feeling the trial is coming to a close, weighted in your favor...

You notice that your body heat seems to be heavily weighted by your emotion. It seems the more angry or happy you are, the more hot you get, and the less happy or angry, the more cold you get. You'll likely figure this out more as you go along.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see about closing remarks.

+3 if you can of course, talk about justice, that sort of thing.
+2 if you can terrify the prosecution, and use your assets on the tribune.
+2 if you can use the heat building up to your advantage.
+1 if you can continue to cool down.
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1656121
>>
Rolled 18 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1656121

>"And in closing, I implore the Tribunal to not let this travesty to justice go according to plan. No one should get railroaded into a noose, and no one should sit still and allow it to happen."
>While speaking the closing statements, turn and glare at the Prosecutor and give pleading eyes to the Tribunal, when appropriate.
>Make everyone sweat it out and play the crowd to feel like they're sweating with anticipation of the Tribunal decision, not from heat.
>In a final act of both cooling down and asset use, pour what remains of the water over our head and chest.
>>
18+12=30

This of course, ends the trial.

The results begin to come in...

The first Tribune declares Franco guilty.
The second Tribune declares Franco not guilty.
The third Tribune is completely torn. He asks to call for a recess, while he looks over the evidence.

Actions

>...Accept this... Perhaps you can influence him in private?
>...No! Refuse, he must make a decision now!
>Write-in
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>1656162
Roll a dice to see if he found Franco quilts or innocent
>>
>>1656162

>...Accept this... Perhaps you can influence him in private?
>>
You accept the ruling, and adjourn for the time being.

You can't help but feel another strange itch like the one you felt earlier.

You of course, tell Franco to wait for you in your office, while you...

Actions

>Wait for the adjournment to end.
>...Try to find the last tribune and change his mind. (He's under guard, and you'll need a reason to get in there!)
>Write-in
>>
>>1656188
>...Try to find the last tribune and change his mind. (He's under guard, and you'll need a reason to get in there!)
We can insta-charm one person every week in real life so we can use it on this guy and be done with it
>>
>>1656192

What this anon said
>>
You go up to the tribune's office, and it seems like there's an armed soldier...

He seems to be standing guard to make sure no one tampers with the tribune.

What do?

>...Insta-charm him.
>...Charm him and try to get inside. (HARD!)
>...Try to knock him out!
>Try to heat up the room so it becomes unbearable for him...
>Write-in
>>
>>1656208
>Try to heat up the room so it becomes unbearable for him...

Try and stay out of line of sight so he doesn't immediately trigger to us being the cause of the heat.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to heat up the room.

+3 if you can find a proper way to cause an emotion that will warm the room right up.
+2 if you can also maybe thank your assets for getting you this far.
+1 if Gwynevere can make a heat related joke.
+1 if Liz can express an opinion on being a walking heat generator... It's comfy, sure, but melting chairs...
>>
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1656226
>>
Rolled 5 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1656226

>Anger! We can't let that French harlot win this competition by being able to break Franco out after he's thrown back in prison! She needs to learn her place, and we will fucking teach it to her.
>"You know Gwen, maybe these DO have applicable uses outside of wooing Ren. I mean, it's sad to see them reduced to such...bestial uses, but it's useful nonetheless."
>"Told you boobage was worth its weight in gold! Now, when the guard can't take the heat and gets out of the kitchen, go sizzle on over to that Tribunal guy and show him your hot stuff!"
>"I don't know about all this heat though...it was bad enough being in Sweden before, but what about now? What if this change...this change means I can't go back to being a White dragon? I know that Rennie wants to go back to being a White dragon, he misses Sweden so much! What if I can't stay there anymore? What if all the heat I put off makes him sick? I...I might lose him! Or worse, he might die because of me!"
>>
17+11=28

You get of course, very angry, and at the same time, somewhat worried and frightened.

The guard seems very uncomfortable, and is sweating severely, but he continues to stand, and...

He goes to turn on the air conditioning.

The room goes a bit cooler, and it's still quite uncomfortably hot...

What do?

>Get even hotter... Well, in heat, of course.
>...Try to sabotage the air conditioning.
>...You know, why don't you just charm him already?
>Write-in
>>
>>1656255
>Get even hotter... Well, in heat, of course.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to heat the room up more.

+3 if you can try to block out the air conditoning.
+3 if you can get more, and more angry.
+1 if Gwynevere can continue to make heat related jokes.
+1 if Liz can continue to thank assets.
+1 if Liz can try to not worry about not being able to cuddle with Ren and take care of all her white-dragon children...
>>
Rolled 5 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1656293

>Why try blocking it physically, when we can just overwhelm the motor with more heat? It's not meant to be drawing hot air out of the inside, and trying to reverse-cool is going to fry the motor sooner rather than later.
>"I'm not going to risk Rennie's life, damn it! I can still fix this! I can fix this! I just need to go to his lab and...and science up a cure for both of us!"
>"Well, if the guard sticks around much longer, he's gonna jump out of the frying pan and into the fire. By which I mean he's going to strip all his clothes off to cool down."
>"Well, I'm just glad that we've got a busty back-up plan if we can't sweat him out."
>"I've got to do something, though. I can't bear the thought of not being able to sleep and cuddle with Ren, or even hold my white dragon babies...oooooooooooh this is just awful! I need, I NEED, another color, Gwen! This just don't do!"
>>
Allowing samefagging if Liz can get more, and more angry towards being unable to hug her babies or husband, and all these strange mutations happening to her... But also be a bit thankful for it not being asset related, thank God.
>>
Rolled 19 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1656364

>"How dare these changes keep me from my family! I won't fucking allow it! Nothing will keep me from my beloved babies, my ravishing husband! I'll get Ren's mother to tell me about the other color types if I damn well have to, that way I can pick the one that EVERYONE in my family is comfortable around! Damnable mutations, puberty has fucking NOTHING on this pile of shit!"
>"But, at least on the plus side...at least it's not asset-related, for fucking ONCE. Contrary to popular belief, I do like my body being less than fifty percent ass and tits."
>>
19+14=33

At this point, the heat becomes enough that the walls next to you begin to melt slightly, and wallpaper begins to drip. The guy tries to turn the air conditioning higher, but it just doesn't work fast enough...

In fact, it short-circuits out the AC, and the guard takes off his shirt, and pulls a chair up... He's practically dripping with sweat, and seems utterly exhausted...

Actions

>Turn up the heat. Higher.
>...He'll lose this battle of endurance. Steady as it flows.
>Try to cool down... No need to cause heat stroke!
>...Try to go up to him and seduce him?
>Write-in
>>
>>1656389

>...He'll lose this battle of endurance. Steady as it flows.
>>
He begins to get more, and more tired... Eventually, he falls unconscious, and you cool yourself down, and slip right by the man.

You get into the tribune's office, and he seems to be carefully looking at evidence...

What do?

>Insta-seduce.
>...Seduce him.
>...Look into scaring him.
>Write-in
>>
>>1656405

>Insta-seduce.
>>
You of course, begin to instantly seduce him... It won't take long before he's eating out of your hand... Or feeding you grapes, for that matter...

Hm.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how fast you can seduce this man.

+3 for strategies on instant-conversion.
+2 if you can of course, dominate him as a draconic overlord, and maybe get him to treat you like an overlord...
>>
Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1656420

>Damp T-shirt contest. Taunt, torment, torture his imagination, but let his imagination be the part that drives him wild. Let his mind convince him of what mere words cannot.

>"Now, it's time for a change in management. I've had quite enough of this game. Admire these wondrous breasts so fine, and soon your will shall be mine!"
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can come up with a few more strategies... And also find some ways to enjoy having a slave, such as grapes or something. Food sounds nice.
>>
Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1656434

>Be sure to be as lithe and limber as we can, strolling in, putting one foot in front of the other, swinging our pendulous breasts from side to side, spraying water off the tips as they hit the crest of each swinging arc from the very damp t-shirt. Sultry, hungry, confident eyes, the eyes of an apex predator who sees the defenseless lamb, and is going in for the easy kill.

>"I can always use another slave around. Someone to polish each and every one of my scales, over each and every inch of my..." Liz runs her hands down the sides of her chest and thighs, "voluminous body. It's just so hard to get the right shine when you have to do it yourself, all alone. And then, a proper meal afterwards. I'm partial to red meat, but watching a hot, sweating man slowly turn the spit in the shadows of a roaring fire has a certain, primal appeal to it." Lower our voice to sound more lusty and husky.
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>>1656448
The dice gods disapprove of your smut anon.

Now, what do?

>Scottish Rage.
>Critical Fail and get caught in the middle of this by a photographer.
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>>1656451

>Scottish Rage.

This is what I get for trying to write sexy.
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Roll me a 1d20.

+3 for strategies on a very, very forceful conversion with Scottish Rage.
+3 if you can physically force the man to do shit for you, like get you snacks, comfy, etc.
+2 if you can use your assets like no tommorow.
+1 if Liz can be seduced by the idea of a lava bath if Ren. Sounds comfy!
+1 if she can, like a true scot, actually compliment her assets for doing a damn good job!
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Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1656460

>Change to Yuan-Ti. "NOW YE FUCKIN' SEE HERE, YOU MILK-DRINKIN' MANGLED CLIT! YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE ME! OR I'M SQUEEZE YE TIL YER HEAD POPS OFF, DRINK YER BODY FLUIDS LIKE A GODDAMN BOTTLE OF POP, AND MOUNT YER HEAD ON ME FIST LIKE A FUCKIN' PUPPET AND SAY WHAT I WANT ANYWAY!"
>Wrap our tail around his midsection, and lift him up with it, moving him over to the small wet bar in the office. "NOW GIT ME A FUCKIN' BOTTLE OF SCOTCH, AND THEN WHEN YER FUCKIN' DUN WIT THAT, YOU CAN PILE UP SOME FUCKIN' PILLOWS! THE FLOOR IS FUCKIN' GLACIAL!"
>"Ye can put the fuckin' bottle right on top 'o me fuckin' tits. Watch this bar trick, I'mma chug the whole damn thing no handed!" Liz buries the bottle in her breast pocket, and drains the entire bottle in one pull.
>"An then once this shit is over, and I can go home, I'mma melt the fuckin' floor in the fuckin' palace, and go hot lava tubbin' with me dead sexy husband! Ah god that sounds soooo fuckin' good right now..."
>After finishing the bottle of scotch, "Ah, thankee tits, I knew ye'd still be firm and perky enough ta hold a bottle 'o mother's milk! Such good girls, ye are!"
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>>1656475
A little more would be nice.
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>>1656476
...this is payback for threatening humanoid dragon smut because of no more human Liz, I just know it.

>"Here? Since ye been a good boy, and fixed up me pillows and got me me scotch, I give ye a little reward!" Liz commences to wallop him with her breasts a little.
>"Now, fetch me a fuckin' snack! Ye got any beef jerky in that wee little understocked bar there? Ye do? Well fuckin' bring it here, ya filthy casual!"
>"What, ye expect me ta tear it into bite sized pieces meself? Tha's yer fuckin' job! Git on it! Then bounce em off me tits and inta me mouth! This be WAY better than eatin' grapes!"
>"I should have Ren do this in the hot lava tub, oh tha'd be nice."
>"Ah tits, not only do ye make men do me bidding and hold me drink, but ye also work great as a food delivery system!"
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>>1656499
Yep.

15+10=25

You, like a true Scot, manage to convince him to "side" with you, after dominating him ruthlessly. You of course, get up, and leave once you know it's about time for them to deliver the final verdict...

You show up well dressed, and of course the verdict is indeed, not guilty...

Took ya' long enough.

You of course, get ready to leave...

Claw has upgraded.

Choose what to upgrade.

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Insanely Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Slime
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>>1656507

>Upgrade Slime
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Roll me a 1d100 anon.
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Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>1656512
>>
14

Choose.

>Elasticity: Claw can bend himself much farther, and is far more stretchy. He can fit into smaller spaces much more easily.
>Weight Changer: Claw can now bend his mass at will. He can go from weighing 50 pounds, all the way to a whopping 500 tons. This is instantaneous. The more heavy he is, the more dense he is, and the more resilient to damage he is. The less weight he has, the more quiet and the more dexterous he is.)
>Size Increase (Claw becomes 35 stories tall.)
>Long Jump (Claw can catapult himself a long way in a jump, up to three times the original!)
>Size Shifter (Claw can shift his size up to 1/4th of his current size, and up to twice his original size. Being smaller means being more dense, and therefor being more heavy, while being larger means being less dense, and therefor more light.)
>Biped (Claw goes from going on four feet, to two.)
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>>1656524
*Choose two
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>>1656524
>Size Shifter (Claw can shift his size up to 1/4th of his current size, and up to twice his original size. Being smaller means being more dense, and therefor being more heavy, while being larger means being less dense, and therefor more light.)
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>>1656524
>>1656530


>Elasticity: Claw can bend himself much farther, and is far more stretchy. He can fit into smaller spaces much more easily.
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Claw can now go down to 5 stories, and is very stretchy!

You are right now, Renexizious. And your having a walk in the park with your kids.

"Dad, what do you mean I can't freeze him solid?" Odah says, being rather angry.

"Yeah! Come on dad! You should of set him on fire or something!" Aurelian, his second head says.

"Just because he cut in front of you while you were getting ice cream, doesn't mean you or I can set him on fire."

"That's lame!" Aurelian says.

"Yeah! Elslif got THREE times as much ice cream as the rest of us!"

"That's because she wasn't having a fit, now are you?"

Elslif, hanging onto your back on her third ice cream cone, hugs you and calls you the best dad ever. You can't help but smile.

"This is cronyism!" Odah says.

"Hey, come on. You two ate Elslif's breakfast, and didn't even apologize."

"We were hungry!" Both of them cry.

"You caused her to cry!"

"Then she punched us!"

You sigh, realizing there's no winning. You continue to walk on.

"Hey, dad? Can we go to that museum?" Aulus says.

It looks like there's a... Museum of Italian History.

Huh.

"...Really?"

"Yeah! Mom says they have old cool stuff."

Actions

>...Sure, why not. Let's take a trip to it, I guess...
>Come on, knowing you kids you'd tear it up or worse... Let's stay away from that stuff.
>...Let's see a movie or something while your mom's away, ok?
>Write-in
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>>1656538

>...Sure, why not. Let's take a trip to it, I guess...but if you misbehave even once, we're leaving. I can't afford to replace the stuff in that place if you fight and break it.
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"Sure, why not. But if you kids misbehave, we're leaving. I can't afford to replace the stuff in that place if you fight and break it."

Roll me a 1d20-2 for how well this goes.

+2 if you can keep a close eye on your kids.
+2 if you can hope Liz is comfy at home, while you have to worry about the kids.
+1 if you can have slight favoritism of Elslif.
+1 if you can maybe worry about the future, and the fact Liz's kids tend to age slowly now... God forbid if she has more...
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1656551

>"Now, everyone hold claws, I don't want anyone wandering off. Elslif, you stay on daddy's shoulders, Odah, Aurelian, on my right claw, Aulus, left claw. And let's go in!"
>"I know that Liz just wants to sleep in sometimes, but I hope she at least woke up in time to get some yummy room service. Maybe prop herself up with pillows, watch some of that mindless daytime TV, just be comfy. Although, I'm not how she handled all the kids at once..."
>"See, since Elslif is a good little girl, she gets to ride on daddy's back. If you two can be good little boys, you can have a ride too! But only the best-behaved boy gets a ride."
>"I hope that we can have enough money to raise these kids properly, see them educated, put through school...gods knows it's not getting cheaper, the costs of food keep going up, each new kid means more and more infighting for my estates when I pass them on...oh gods forbid if she has more than the last clutch she laid..."
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5+4=9

This of course, quickly gets derailed as you go in through the front. Apparently the museum guide is very monotone and "boring" to your kids, and they of course, ask you to use the restroom. In the middle of the tour. Which is of course, somewhat embarrassing.

Knowing full well what might happen if you say no, they go in.

And leave you waiting for fifteen minutes.

"Dad, I don't think they're coming out."

"Goddamn it, wait here."

You go in, to notice a lack of your kids in there. For fuck's sa-

You notice the vent is open.

Goddamn it.

You head out, and sigh.

"Alright, Elslif, come on, let's find your brothers."

...You erm.
You notice she ran off too.

Goddamn it.

You begin your search for your kids, while cursing wildly...

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see when you find them.

+3 for ideas where they might be at in an Italian museum.
+2 if you can be very pissed off at your kids for ditching you.
+2 if you can worry intensely about how the fuck your going to manage more kids then this when Liz inevitably get's pregnant. (+1 if you can wonder how the fuck Liz handles this.)
+1 if you can stress about draconic dad related things.
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Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1656573

>"Aulus is...probably at the fucking concessions stand, stuffing his face on popcorn, ice pops and pretzels, Odah and Aurelian are...probably playing with the ancient relics like they were goddamn toys, Elysif...well, she could be either hiding on the base of my tail, playing hide and seek, or hanging out somewhere else, playing hide and seek...Jupiter, damn it!"
>"One thing, they just had to do ONE FUCKING LITTLE THING, I knew this was a mistake, I KNEW it, this is what I get for trying to be a good father, and keep the little ones little for Liz. They don't grow up and learn maturity, at ALL, Liz fucking spoils them rotten, and THIS is what happens when there's no goddamn discipline."
>"Jupiter, if I can't keep track of what I've got now, how will I manage when the other 5 hatch? Or worse, if Liz gets pregnant again...her clutches are getting bigger and goddamn bigger every time. I need to make a goddamned dragon-size condom, I swear it, how the hell does Liz HANDLE this? Just...hormones make her forget about this shit every time she wants another batch of buns?"
>"Oh sweet gods what am I going to do? What if they pull a Renexizia and start eating the exhibits, I'm STILL paying off the damages to various world structures she caused! Kids normally are bad enough, but dragon kids are ten TIMES worse! How does ANYONE keep track of them??"
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15+10=25

You find Elslif easily enough, as she seems to have been curious about the exhibits near the restroom. Interested in stuff like Greece, you know.

"Hi dad!" She says, smiling, and happy to see you.

"By the Gods, why did you run off on me like that!"

"I wanted to know more about Fluffy Greek Mom!"

"...Fluffy Greek mom?"

"Yeah! The big one who's really sweet!"

Actions

>...Have you seen where your other siblings went?
>...Well, at least your trying to learn something.
>...God, come on, give your dad a hug. I was worried about you!
>You should know better then to run off on me like that.
>Ground her!
>...I just want to clarify, that indeed Chrysoula is fluffy, but she's not a "mom", alright?
>Write-in
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>>1656604

>...Well, at least your trying to learn something.
>...God, come on, give your dad a hug. I was worried about you!
>...Have you seen where your other siblings went?
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"God, come on. Give me a hug."

You pick her up, and give her a big hug.

"Dad! Your tickling me!"

She laughs sweetly, and you put her on your back.

"Alright, alright... Have you seen where your other siblings went?"

"No? I um... I only moved a few feet away."

"Right... Anyways, thank you for trying to learn something. Now come on, let's find your brothers."

Roll me a 1d20+3 to hunt the brothers down.

+3 if you can of course, relax yourself by talking to your daughter a bit, and finding some joy in parenting.
+2 if you can fucking terrify yourself with the idea of Liz having more and more kids... God, will she ever stop? (+1 if you can wonder why the hell she wanted them to stay small...)
+2 if you can calm yourself after horrifying yourself by talking to your daughter about Chrysoula's homeland. (+1 if you can maybe comment on the name of "fluffy greek mom" a bit)
+1 if you can maybe stress a little about when you'll have to send not just one dragon kid to school, but three... Not to mention all the other kids you'll probably have...
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Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1656616

>"Well, I'm just glad that you were safe and stayed close, like a good girl. Ah, if only the others were good little kids like you, Elly. So, what part did you like best about that display?"
>I know she's fertile, but my gods, there...there needs to be a line! A line MUST be drawn! She thinks that England's funds are in trouble, she hasn't see the food bill lately! Oh, why did she want them to stay small....they're so much better when they're bigger!
>"So, Chrysoula, while both fluffy, and Greek, isn't your mother. Liz is your mother, and would kill me if she heard you call Chrysoula your mom. Now, Chrysoula is called a minotaur, and she's from Greece, where the climate is warm and mild, and humans have lived for thousands of years."
>I swear, I don't think my heart can take hearing about my kids getting bullied by other children...I should teach them to defend themselves! Be quick of wit to fire off retorts. Or private schooling. But how am I going to afford THAT for every kid? And every FUTURE kid?
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15+11=26

Elslif tells you all about how cool Greeks were, with togas, and asks for a toga too... She also asks why people don't wear togas, since "they look more comfy then shirts"

You of course tell her that style and fashion changes throughout the centuries, that sort of thing... Eventually, you hear yelling.

You rush down the hall, and find your kids messing around...

Aulus seems to be dressed like a Roman Legionary, weapons and all fighting Odah/Aurelian, and seem to be having a lot of fun fighting with props.

"Die, dragon!"

Odah rawrs, and pretend to claws at him, hitting the carpet while Aulus rolls away.

"I'll save the republic from you, vile roman!"

"The empire was better!" Aurelian says.

"Traitor!" Odah says.

"C'mon guys!"

"I want to go back to dad..." Aurelian says.

"Why?" Odah says.

"Because we'll get in trouble! Also, we'll have to go back to dad eventually..."

Aulus shakes his head.

"Eh, he probably doesn't care. He's always with mom or messing around with her."

"...Really?"

"Yeah. Remember that bad story he told us?"

"...The one a sentence long?"

"Yeah. I think they were going out or something."

"...It was kinda rushed." Aurelian says.

"...Dad sucks compared to mom." Odahviing says.

"...At least we see him a lot more now." says Aulus.

"I guess... Do you think mom will make us cookies when she gets up?"

"I hope... Hey, did you guys wanna check out more of the museum?"

"...Maybe, I guess..."

Actions

>...Sneak up to the kids.
>...Yell at them from here.
>Rush them!
>...Maybe you can yell for them to come back?
>Write-in
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>>1656662

>...Sneak up to the kids.

"What. Did I tell you. About running off and ruining the exhibits?"
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>>1656662
>...Sneak up to the kids.
>>
Roll me a 1d20-5 to be sneaky.

+3 to see if you try to find a way to sneak up to them.
+1 if you can be very pissed that Odah say that you suck compared to their mother.
+1 if you can try to remember if Charlemagne was this troublesome when he was a kid... (+1 if you can miss his childhood a little...)
>>
Rolled 7 - 5 (1d20 - 5)

>>1656674
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1656674

>Try to approach them from behind in human form, while they're arguing, so the sound of footsteps are masked.
>"So this is the thanks I get for trying to get to know my kids more. I suck for trying to be a better dad. Thanks, kid." Ren's voice is cold and bitter, like wind blowing across a winter tundra.
>Charlemagne never acted out like this. He was always such a good, obedient boy, loved movies, loved his family...I miss going to the movies with him. Small enough to sit in my lap.
>>
Allowing a samefag if you can miss Charlemagne's childhood.
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1656692
>Ah, I still remember when she slew his first enemy at the battle of Oslo. She slew amany a snakes and won his first war bride. What a day that was.
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>>1656697
>she

Is she/he a trap now, anons?
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>>1656698

Please no. Losing human form was bad enough. Please don't mutate our kids into traps.
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>>1656698
Fuck you, I just woke up.
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17

You manage to grab Odahviing and you are PISSED!

"Wow, thanks. I'm trying to get to know my kids more, and I suck for trying to be a better day. Thanks, kid."

It takes you a minute to get Odah under control, during this time Aulus takes the opportunity to just give up, rather then really resist...

What do?

>Punish them!
>Take them back home.
>...Continue the tour anyways!
>Write-in
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>>1656725
>...Continue the tour anyways!
Tell Elisif along the way that togas are a type of Roman garment, while a himanation is the Greek version. Also there's the Stola which is technically the female equivalent of the toga.
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>>1656725

>Punish them!

"Well well, I ask for one thing, one little thing, to make sure you guys stay safe when we come in here like you wanted, and instead you ditch me, insult me, and make a mess of the exhibits. Odah, you and Aulus are grounded. We're going back to the hotel."

BACK AT THE HOTEL

"I'll just be taking this TV out of the room...alright, here are some books, you two. I expect you to read them, cover to cover, and then write me a two page summary on each book, using letters that fit in the lines on the paper. No massive letters. Aurelian, I know that you didn't get much of a choice, and didn't want to leave, so if you can do me the favor of making sure that these two don't goof off and not do their assigned work, I'll get you, and you alone, whatever you want for dinner, as well as a souvenir of your choice, which you won't have to share with Odah. Sound fair?"
>>
I'll be combining unless anyone wants to change.
>>
You of course, begin to take them home, and send them to their room after disconnecting the TV.

You seem to be getting a phone call from Liz, and you answer.

"...Hi Ren... Some... Some stuff has kind of popped up in France... Can you set dinner up for me tonight, and take care of the kids?"

"What is it?"

"I have to go to an auction in France for a book by Adam Smith... Personally signed..."

Actions

>...I'll make something special for you, love you.
>...Alright, I can handle tonight, Liz.
>...By the way, I grounded Aulus and Odah...
>Can you come home please? I'd love you.
>Write-in
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>>1656754
>...Alright, I can handle tonight, Liz.
>...By the way, I grounded Aulus and Odah...
Give a quick rundown
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>>1656754

>...I'll make something special for you, love you.

>...By the way, I grounded Aulus and Odah...They disobeyed the one ground rule I had set for their safety, lied to me, ran off in a museum, and destroyed an exhibit or two. So I have them reading history books in a room with no TV, and they must write me a summary on each book read. I would appreciate it if you would scold them when you came in. They've made it clear that they like and respect you far more than they do me.
>>
"Alright, I can handle tonight Liz.. By the way I grounded Aulus and Odah... They disobeyed the one ground rule I had, lied to me, ran off in a museum, and messed around with props! Anyways, I got them reading history books with no TV, and they have to write me a summary on each book, and if you could scold them, I'd really love it."

"Oh, good, good..."

She yawns.

"...Glad to hear the kids are doing good... I got Franco out... I'm... God, I'm exhausted..."

"Oh."

"...I'm just going to... I'll see you in a little while, alright?'

She kisses you over hte phone, and hangs up. She sounds exhausted...

"Dad!"

Elslif squrims excitded on the couh.

"Yeah?"

"Do you wanna hang out?"

Actions

>Sure! I'd love to.
>No, I have to make dinner.
>...Eh, I need to watch over the grounded...
>...I'm going to take a nap for a while, sweetie.
>Daddy has to do some work... So if you'll excuse me.
>Write-in
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>>1656769
>Sure! I'd love to.
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>>1656769

>Write-In: Elly, honey, your mommy's really tired, and Daddy has to help make dinner for her. Do you wanna help Daddy make dinner for Mommy?

And when we're leaving to get ingredients, poke our head out the door quietly to make sure Aulus and Odah are doing their work, and ask Aurelian what he wants for dinner.
>>
Aurelian wants apparently pasta, and you would ask Michael, but he's sleeping in his room.

"So... Looks like we're making pasta."

"...Oh! Cool! What kind?"

"Rigatoni, the best kind."

Now of course, choose what kind of sauce you should use for it.

Specify what sauce and for what person.

>Traditional Marinaria
>Vodka Sauce
>Pesto
>Meat Sauce
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>>1656784

>Traditional Marinara for Liz
>Meat Sauce for Aurelian
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>>1656784
Marinara sauce for Liz
Meat sauce for Aurelian
Alfredo for everyone else
>>
Traditional Marinara for Liz, and Meat Sauce for Aurelian it is.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for cooking pasta.

+3 if you can think about ways on how to make Liz's food special and tasty.
+2 if he can wonder why Liz enjoys making him dinner so much, and being such a housewife...
+1 if you can wonder if Liz even heard you talk about grounding the kids.
+1 if you can try to find a way to make tonight extra nice.
>>
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1656799
>>
What do on the crit success?

Actions

>Make an amazing bowl of pasta for Liz!
>...Make an amazing bowl of pasta for Aurelian!
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>1656806
I mean ones our wife and the other is our son. I feel like it would be bad to arbitrarily pick one.

1 is for Liz
2 is for Aurelian
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You of course, give the amazing bowl of pasta to Aurelian, who really enjoys it. The bowl for Liz gets set out on the table, while Elslif excitedly follows you around in her tiny half-dragon form, and you of course, begin to wait for Liz with Elslif...

"Dad?"

"Yeah?"

"...Why are you married to other moms?"

"...Married to other moms... You mean Frankizka and Chrysoula, don't you?"

She nods her head curiously.

"Well... Can you please refer to them as my wives, and not your "other moms"?

"Oh... Sorry... I um... Sorry."

"It's fine... So you want to know why I'm married to a minotaur, and a vampire?"

"...What's a vampire? And what's a minotaur?"

Actions

>...Try to answer her original question.
>Try to answer her questions about what a vampire and a minotaur are.
>Just pat her on the head, and tell her that you'll tell her when she's older.
>Write-in
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>>1657711

>...Try to answer her original question.
>Try to answer her questions about what a vampire and a minotaur are.

>"Well, to keep it simple, when I was younger, I was very...into, every woman that I saw, and eventually I made some promises that in hindsight, were probably not the best of ideas, but still not mistakes that I regret making."
>"A vampire is a person that can have a hard time going out in the sun, and needs to drink the blood of others to survive. A minotaur is like a half-dragon, it's just a different breed of person that looks different from a human. Minotaurs mostly come from Greece."
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>>1657711
>...Try to answer her original question.
>>
>>1657711
>...Try to answer her original question.
This >>1657732 and maybe tell her that it's better to think of Chrysoula and Franzizka as like aunts or family friends.


>Try to answer her questions about what a vampire and a minotaur are.
A vampire is a person who has come into contact with the disease vampirism. They gain certain magical powers from it but it so they have to drink blood from other people to remain healthy. Also they're weak while in the sun, like an really bad allergy. A Minotaur is basically a really big and strong person with some aesthetic attributes of a cattle such as fur, horn and hooves.
>>
"Well, to keep it simple, when I was younger, I was very... Into, every woman that I saw, and eventually made some promises that in hindsight, were probably not the best ideas, but still not mistakes I regret making."

"Oh."

"Now, a vampire is a person who has a hard time going out in the sun, and needs to drink the blood of others to survive... A minotaur is like a half-dragon, but just is a different breed of person that looks different from a human. They mostly come from Greece, Elslif."

"Oh. So they're just other kinds of people?"

"Yeah, they are sweetie."

You put her on your lap, and the two of you watch TV together...

Eventually, you can't help but yawn, and check your watch. It seems to be about ten at night... Liz probably should be home by now.

Meanwhile, Elslif is still awake, and is hugging you and watching the TV right now... She seems tired, that's for sure.

"...Dad? Can you buy me something?"

"...What is it?"

"I wanna get a notebook!"

"A notebook?"[/red}

"Yeah! To write stuff in!"

Actions

>Sure, I'll buy you something tommorow.
>...What are you going to use it for?
>...What are you going to write about?
>...We'll talk about this later, but you should probably get to sleep, ok? It's past your bed time.
>Write-in
>>
>>1657744
>Sure, I'll buy you something tommorow.
>...What are you going to use it for?
>>
>>1657744

>Sure, I'll buy you something tommorow.
>...What are you going to write about?

>Write-In: Make sure Aulus and Odah are still working on their books and not messing around!
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"Sure, I'll buy you it tommorow. What are you going to use it for? Or to write for?"

"Stories!"

"Stories?"

"Yeah!"

"You want to write stories?"

"Yeah! Like in books!"

Actions

>...Maybe dissuade her from that stuff.
>...Well, that sounds nice.
>...What kind of stories, though?
>Write-in
>>
>>1657754
>...Well, that sounds nice.
>...What kind of stories, though?
>>
"Well, that sounds nice. What kind of stories though?"

"Like... Um... News stuff!"

"News stuff?"

"Yeah! Like um... Interviews with things!"

"...Interviews with what though?"

"You... Mom.... Renexizia... My stuffed bunny... Um... Your other wives..."

"Well... That sounds interesting."

"Yeah!"

You get up for a moment to check on Odah and Aulus, who are still working...

Of course, you wait until midnight, and Elslif seems to be passing out.

"...Dad?"

"Yeah?"

"...Can you tell me a story?"

Actions

>Sure... I suppose I can.
>...No, no... You need to get to bed right now.
>Come on, stay with me. We need to surprise your mother when she gets home.
>Write-in
>>
>>1657774

>Come on, stay with me. We need to surprise your mother when she gets home.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can keep Elslif with you and not have her pass out on you.

+3 if you can try to find a way to keep her awake.
+1 if you can mention how much of a good daughter she is?
+1 if you can worry about her mother a bit...
>>
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1657797
>You're a good kid Elisif.
>>
Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1657797

>"Well sweetie, why don't you try to interview me? Get some practice in, eh? It'll be fun!"
>"I'm glad that you at least listened to me today, Elly. You're such a good little girl, you know that?"
>"...But I do wonder what's taking your mother so long. She should have been back by now...I hope she's doing ok. Maybe I should call her."
>>
12+9=21

You of course, tell Elslif that she's a good little girl,and you tell her to interview you.

"So um... Do you like cats or dogs better?"

"...Dogs, yeah."

"Oh. Why don't we have a cat?'"

"...A cat?"

"Yeah. They're so cute and small..." She smiles wide at just thinking about one, and gets restless just thinking about them.

Actions

>...I can get you a cat, sweetie. When we get home though.
>What kind of cat though?
>...I'm not really sure if a cat would work well...
>...Just saying, your mother absolutely adores dogs... Corgi's in particular.
>Write-in
>>
>>1657817
>...I'm not really sure if a cat would work well...
Cats are for vile and wicked people.
>...Just saying, your mother absolutely adores dogs... Corgi's in particular.
>>
>>1657817
>>1657822
What this anon said.
>>
[re]d"I'm not really sure if a cat would work well..."[/red]

"...Why?"

"Well... I mean, your mother loves corgi's..."

"...But cats are cuter, dad."

"...I think you mistook that for dogs."

"Cats are small, fuzzy, and super cute! Have you ever had one?"

"Did you?"

"...No... But mom took me to the pet shetler in Stockholm, and they were so cute, rolling over and with big eyes..."

She smiles widely, and her tail swishes a bit back and forth excitdedly.

"Can we have one? Pleeeeeaassee?"

Actions

>Fine, I guess...
>...Maybe, I guess.
>...I'm not going to buy you a cat, alright?
>Listen, dogs are twenty times better then cats, by my calculations.
>>
>>1657833
>Maybe one day I'll buy you a cat but according to my calculations, dogs are on average, at least 100% better than cats.
>>
>>1657833
>Listen, dogs are twenty times better then cats, by my calculations.
>>
"Maybe one day I'll buy you a cat, but dogs are at least on average, 100% better than cats."

"No they're not."

"Yes they are."

She crosses her arms, and doesn't seem particularly convinced.

You just sigh and pat her on the head, and it doesn't take too long for her to pass out. You take her to bed, and you yourself decide to go to bed...

Later that night, you hear the door open, and you notice Liz slither's into the bed with you. She seems to be in her yuan-ti form again.

"Ren? Are you awake?"

"...Barely."

"Oh... I um..."

She kisses you sweetly.

"...Thanks for the food. I just got home..."

"Where were you?"

"The auction took longer then I expected, alright?"

She puts something down on the night table, and closes the door. She begins to seemingly undress, and she quickly gets into bed.

"...How were the kids?"

"A bit... Well, rowdy."

"They can be like that... I know how it feels."

She gets into bed, and seems to be trying to get the rest of her snake body under the covers. Which she's finding somewhat hard, due to it's length, so she decides to constrict you a bit.

"...I freed Franco for you, by the way."

"Oh, sweet. Thanks."

"...I've had a bit of a hard day... How about you?"

Actions

>It wasn't too hard.
>Eh... It was hard in it's own way.
>...Odah said I was terrible at being a dad... So yeah.
>...How long did the auction take?
>...Let's just get some sleep.
>Write-in
>>
>>1657880
>It wasn't too hard.
>...Let's just get some sleep.
>>
>>1657880

>Eh... It was hard in it's own way.
>...Odah said I was terrible at being a dad... So yeah.
>>
"It wasn't too hard. Let's just get some sleep though, Liz..."

She sighs.

"...I suppose."

It doesn't take too long for both of you to pass out, and the next day rolls around.

Both of you wake up rather late, but Liz seems like she's kind of saddened by something. She gets up in her yuan-ti form to make you and the kids some food...

You get up too, and she makes you something special... Blueberry pancakes, with bacon, eggs, and milk. Huh.

The rest of the kids also get pancakes, and she goes over to sit next to you, and gives you a kiss.

"By the way, thanks for taking care of the kids... I got you something special."

"Really?"

"Well... As special as I could get at the auction..."

She gives you two little boxes.

"From what I remember, it's Japanese... You might like them. I thought they were rather exotic myself!"

You open the first little box, which seems to be a pair of ivory chopsticks. The second one seems to be... Somesort of candy. They sort of remind you of dumplings."

"What are those?"

"It's somesort of Japanese candy... Wagashi, or something. I thought you'd like them."

They seem sweetly-colored, and you taste one. It's quite sugary, and you must admit, it's rather tasty.

Eventually, dinner comes to an end, and Liz seems to gather up all the kids and of course, treat them to a story on the couch, and seems to be coddling them a bit. She's probably missed them.

"Hey, kids. Where's your summaries."

"Oh, they put them on the table... And since everyone's here... Odah, Aulus, say your sorry to your father."

"Bu-"

"Please? You hurt his feelings, and my feelings by running off and saying he's a bad father."

"But he d-" Odah says, then is interrupted.

"Odah, your father tries very hard to rule an empire, and take care of twenty eight children, while balancing our marriage. Now, he tries very, very hard, doesn't he?"

"...I guess..."

"Now, can you say your sorry? For me?"

Aulus and Odah turn to you.

"...Sorry, dad." Aulus says.

"Yeah, sorry dad." Odah says.

Actions

>Accept their apologies?
>...Refuse their apology. It's not sincere at all.
>...Maybe you should talk to Liz about how she spoils them a bit?
>Write-in
>>
>>1657946
>Accept their apologies?
>>
"Alright, thanks kids."

You pat them on the head, and head to bed, thinking about what to do...

Actions

>Continue as Renexizious
>Go to Charlemagne!
>>
>>1658007
>Continue as Renexizious
>>
>>1658007
>Go to Charlemagne!
>>
Rolling a 1d2 here in 15 minutes anons.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

1=Renexizious
2=Charlemagne
>>
Could anons roll me a 1d20?
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1658099
It's gonna be a 1
>>
7

Charlemagne has instituted a new PR campaign...

"Putting the Holy back in Holy Empire", which so far Charlemagne has decided to do.

So far...

Charlemagne has decreased taxes for Christians if they're married.
Charlemagne has outlawed homosexuality, and has begun deporting those with queer tendencies if they're immigrants, or sending them to sanatoriums.
Charlemagne has secretly gotten the Catholic Church to spread pro-government propoganda, and specifically of him.
Charlemagne has declared Satanism to be a crime, and any "cults or religions" found to be harmful to the state to be taken care of by the army. This includes Chaos and Satanism.
Charlemagne has gone as far as to declare Communism "just as bad as atheism" and has with the Pope's blessing, declared a holy war against Communism in Vietnam.

The war for Vietnam is going well, but the Vietcong have entirely abandoned open battles, and is resorting to tunnel systems and guerrila warfare...

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see how well the war in Vietnam has been going.
>>
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1658136
>>
8

Vietnam so far, has been a bit of a losing prospect. You've lost about 45,000 men so far, but however, Julius has offered assisstance in the Vietnam war with some of his undead army...

Your current manpower in Vietnam: 450,000.
Julius's Undead Manpower: 50,000 Skeleton Soldiers, 15,000 Wright Soldiers, 500 Black Commando's, 350 Wright Commanders.

Do anons want to accept Julius's help?

>Yes.
>No.
>>
>>1658184
>No.
>>
>>1658184
>Yes
>>
>>1658184

>Yes.
>>
You of course, accept their help... Reluctantly, of course...

The letter he did sent you however, did mention that he'd prefer that you come over to Lithuania to "select" what you'd like overseas...

Hm.

Actions

>...Alright... You suppose you should go.
>He might be your brother, but you aren't going to fall for his vampiric tricks...
>Write-in
>>
>>1658219

>...Alright... You suppose you should go.
>>
>>1658219
>...Alright... You suppose you should go.
>>
You of course, get ready to travel to Riga, Julius's capital...

...You can't help but feel a bit vulnerable. Maybe you should take a private guard with you?

>...Take along some of a personal regiment... (Specify)
>Maybe the palace guards will do nicely.
>...No, you should show your brother that you trust him... Go over alone.
>Write-in
>>
>>1658262
>...Take along some of a personal regiment... (Specify)
Yuan-Ti

Also bring Ritter
>>
You take along the yuan-ti, and Ritter, and begin to fly over...

You get to the border of Lithuania, and notice that the ground itself looks twisted. Blackened, tainted almost and a thick fog envelops the countryside. You begin to go into Lithuania...

After a bit of more flying, you land directly in Riga...

It's a certainly beautiful city, small for one, and certainly undergoing plenty of construction... You shift to half-dragon form and move through the streets... Which seem lively, though you do note the undead soldiers moving about, and it seems Julius took time out of his day to make sure to uniform his undead... Black uniforms with a strange royal crust on them, hoods concealing their undead nature, and armed with submachine guns. As soon as you come across the first patrol, they stop you.

One of the skeletons, speaks, with a raspy tone.

"...Greetings from Lord Julius Thorrson. He requests an audience in the castle."

"...Castle... Right."

The skeleton patrol moves along, and you move through the haunted streets. Most of the populace pays little to no mind to the undead, and eventually you come across in the main street, a very large section of undead skeletons, but rather then black, in white uniforms with a morion helm and a chestplate encrusted with a sort of symbol... A coat of arms, so to speak. They seem armed with mostly PPSh-41 submachine guns, and a few armed with Avtomat rifles...

The head of the skeleton formation seems to be one of Julius's wright commander's, which has eyes which glow unearthily, even scaring you slightly, while behind the Wright Commander seems to be a man with a staff, which glows with a purple light. Necromancers, no doubt. It seems he is the one leading the march of the undead through the streets.

After the march, you continue onto Julius's abode...

The castle is a... Bit unique. There's no walls surrounding it, and resembles more of a palace...

The wrights seem to be protecting it, and halt you from entering.

Ritter seems on edge, and most of the yuan-ti bodyguards have their hands by their firearms...

That's when the front door opens, and you see Julius standing in front of you. Dressed in black robes, fancy crimson cape, having the essentials for being a vampiric overlord.

And erm, gives you a hug.

"Brother! How have you been? I heard about you becoming regent."

"Oh... Erm, good."

"Good! I hope you don't mind the cold welcome, undead are particularly terrible at conversation!"

"Yeah, it's fine..."

"Now..."

He pats your shoulders, and gets off of you.

"What do you say for a game of chess, then we discuss things, hm?"

You manage to get a good look at his face, which is pale, and has a strange twist of vampirism and draconic attributes, notably two very long and sharp fangs protruding from his mouth, and red eyes that feel like he's staring right through you.

Actions

>...Sure, I suppose I can do that.
>...I'd rather just see the undead army first...
>Write-in
>>
>>1658359
>...Sure, I suppose I can do that.
>>
>>1658359
>...Sure, I suppose I can do that.
>>
Now, of course, Julius lets you inside. It's surprisingly comfortable, although dark.

"...So this is your place?"

"Yeah. Just me, really, and a few other necromancers and a few advisors."

"...Necromancers?"

"Well, of course. You think it's easy to have a few undead legions on standby?"

"...Why do you even have them?"

"Well, why do you have soldiers? Besides, I believe it's my right to have a standing armed force..."

"...Alright... So just you?"

"Yeah... I uh, tried the whole girlfriend thing. Didn't work well."

"Really?"

"...Well, they got either freaked out by me being a vampire, then tried to crucify me.... Or one girl thought I was going to kidnap her since I'm, of course, a vampire, and shot herself when I went to her house to give her flowers... Oh, not to mention the one time I was literally just trying to go to Greece and talk to an Archon, and a crazy minotaur smashed my car, then promptly tried to kill me..."

"...What's that have to do with girlfriends?"

"...I bumped into his wife and said hi, and then after I got done talking to the archon all that shit happened."

He shakes his head and sighs.

"Anyways, you want a drink or something, so I don't have to remember how terrible I am with talking with people?"

"...No thanks."

"Right. In case you were wondering, I'm not retarded enough to poison you."

"I didn't say that."

"That's what everyone thinks... Why the hell does everyone say no to dinner or drinks?"

"Because vampires have a habit of drinking blood?"

"I get plenty of blood as it is! You just need to invest in blood banks... Hell, I have investments in practically every medical company and pharmaceutical company from Russia to America!"

He of course sits down on a comfy red couch.

"So uh... Chess? Or do you want to look around more?"

Actions

>I'm actually just wanting to talk to you right now.
>No offense, but vampires are hardly trust-worthy... Let's not do chess.
>Can we poke around your little castle some more?
>...Sure, let's just get the chess stuff over with.
>Write-in
>>
>>1658409
>...Sure, let's just get the chess stuff over with.
>>
You of course, decide to play chess.

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.

+2 if you can try to make small talk?
+1 if you can talk about how mom's worried about him?
+1 if you can make fun of his attempts at edgy behavior.
>>
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1658438
>>
Critical Succes!

Julius has Critical Failed!

Julius gets distracted and talks to you.

"So yeah, I mean, it's pretty boring around here."

"Really?"

"Yeah... Honestly, I just kind of wanted to hang out with you for a while."

"...Really?"

"Yeah... It sounds stupid, but for fuck's sake, mom doesn't talk to me and instead coddles me and treats me like I have a disease, and promises she'll cure me or whatever..."

"...Yeah?"

"I mean, she's not even my mom. I love her, but at the same time, I have a different mom I barely even fucking know about..."

You move your knight and get ready to take out his queen, which he has left alone.

Julius however, seems to be growing progressively more angry.

"You know what pisses me off? Dad didn't try to marry her, or even bothers to say hi! Just throws her out on the street and disbands the nobility..."

"Your turn."

He half-heartidly moves his pawn up a bit, into the path of your bishp.

"God, I barely even know her and I only know she moved to Germany after having me..."

"Yeah?"

"Then dad freaks out about me being a vampire and probably thinks I'll try to do somesort of coup shit, I think. I don't know..."

He sighs, frustrated.

"...You are pretty suspicious."

"For? I turn into a vampire one day and suddenly I'm the most evil thing on earth... The only evil thing I do is do unethical experiments and MAYBE once in a while to try to get land from dad. Viktor however does unethical shit too, he takes slaves, finds people tasty, enjoys political backstabbing, and runs the mob. Yet somehow I'm more evil then Viktor on the basis of having vampirism!"

He seems pissed.

"Not to mention, dad has a vampire for a wife..."

"Yeah." You at this point, move to take his King...

"God, can you get me a drink or a something? Alcoholic, please... I'll take something with the B blood type, if you can..."

He seems frustrated, and doesn't seemingly care when you win the chess game.

Actions

>Get him some alcohol.
>...You'd rather talk to him while he's sober.
>Write-in
>>
>>1658463
>...You'd rather talk to him while he's sober.
>>
>>1658463
>...You'd rather talk to him while he's sober.
>>
"Come on, you don't need to drink that stuff."

"I don't, often..."

"Did you want to get something off your chest?"

"...I guess. Kind of."

"Alright, so talk to me."

"...It sounds stupid."

"Seriously? I'm your older brother. Just tell me."

"Yeah, your the older brother who gets turned into a dragon. Meanwhile, I'm the... What, seventh? Fuck, I don't even remember. You know, if it wasn't for the fact I'm a vampire dad probably would of forgotten about me by now, I bet."

"Come on... Not true. Look at me, I was a half dragon and dad still thought a bit about me."

"Yeah, right... He only cared about you because you were the heir, and then he decided to appoint me for five minutes to be it."

"...Don't remind me."

He looks to envy you for one second...

Actions

>Confront him over his envious look?
>No... You'd rather not start something here.
>...Let's just talk about the army, alright?
>Write-in
>>
>>1658498

>Confront him over his envious look?
>>
>>1658498
>Confront him over his envious look?
>>
You decide to confront him over his envious look...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well this goes...

+3 if you can talk about how dad actually cared about you?
+2 if you can talk about how mom especially cared... And is a bit crazy about her kids, once in a while.
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1658511
>>
Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1658511


>"What are you talking about? Of COURSE Dad cares about you, you were his fucking second choice for heir! And he doesn't talk about you being a fucking monster, he talks about how he wishes you'd put the edgelord shit away and help with medical science. He won't fucking stop talking about how GREAT you are at experiments this, ferreting out useful data that. Me? I'm the heir, and he sends me to fucking Vietnam, to fight in that bug-ridden hellhole. You think vampires are bloodsuckers? Try tropical mosquitoes the size of quarters, that swarm you in numbers of four to five HUNDRED. For a couple months, I honestly thought he'd changed his mind again on me being the heir, had promised it to you, and sent me off to the god-forsaken jungle to die. No, Julius, he loves you just fucking fine, he knows that you're a brainiac, not a fighter. And for a while, he needed fighters."
>"And Mom? Seriously? The one who can't stop making us sandwiches and cutting the crusts off them? You think SHE doesn't love you? For fuck's sake, she thinks your vampirism is like a goddamn chest infection, and if she tries hard enough, and tries with the right medicine, that it'll be cured, and you can go back to being happy. She actually, seriously thinks, that the reason you're not happy to see them, and be with them, is because of the vampirism making you feel sad and depressed and edgelordy all the time. She is the fucking kindest, most forgiving woman in all, ALL, of the fucking world, and she is doing everything she can, to try to make you feel better. She's STILL working on that vampirism cure, to try to make you feel better."
>>
16+9=25

You tell him all this, and he sighs.

"...I mean... I guess you make sense..."

"Yeah, what was that look you shot me?"

"...Earlier?"

"Yeah."

"...It's just... Well, dad favors you the most, honestly."

"Not really."

"...But really, I'm not that edgy... I mean, yeah mom worries about me... But she doesn't really get it."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can convince that yes, he is indeed that edgy.

+3 if you can point out what is particularly edgy about him.
+2 if you can mention how mom might not "get it", but she certainly cares!
+1 if you can try to be a good brother?
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1658548
>Now I don't mean to be malicious towards you but you do project a edgy vibe. Take your vampirism for example. It is technically a disease so there's really only 2 people who would have it. Those who are unwilling and would probably want it cured, and often villainous characters who do it for the sake of power, doing stuff like feeding on people and killing unjustly. Of course you don't do these things but it doesn't help with your image and how edgy it is.
>>
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1658548

>"Julius, you became a creature of the night, hid out in the basement, and ate a couple of dad's slaves, and eschewed the light. It's...kinda edgy."
>"And besides, you know mom. No matter what, either if she didn't birth you, you'll always be her son. And she'll always love you, no matter what you do. She may not 'get it', but she'll never stop caring about your well-being."
>Grip him firmly on the shoulder while speaking, and maintain eye contact.
>>
17+10=27

You of course, manage to convince him he's rather edgy, and he kind of realizes it.

"Well... I mean, you aren't wrong..."

"Yeah, besides, why don't you want your vampirism cured?"

"Well... I mean, having control over the undead is honestly really awesome... It gives me an excuse to wear robes, which I have to admit... They're fucking amazing."

"...Your being edgy for the sake of clothes?"

"Not just any clothes. Robes."

'....Wh-"

"Besides, I rarely go outside anyways, and I get plenty of blood, and I don't murder people... The thing that get's on my nerves is how everyone assumes I'll do shit like that and I don't. Besides, I ate dad's slaves when I could barely control myself..."

Actions

>You can lose control again.
>It's better to have it cured.
>...Can you at least stop acting like you'll poison me? Seriously...
>Write-in
>>
>>1658569
>It's better to have it cured.
>but you can keep the ropes and other clothes. Aesthetics knows no morality.
>>
>>1658575
This, plus
>...Can you at least stop acting like you'll poison me? Seriously...
>>
"Come on, it's better to have it cured. Besides, you can keep the robes and other clothes, but can you really stop acting like you'll poison me? Seriously..."

"What the hell is that supposed to mean? You think I'm going to poison my own brother? Besides, why the hell are you trying to decide my life for me?!"

He seems offended, and somewhat angered...

Roll me a 1d20 to see how well this goes.

+2 if you can clarify by what you mean about how he acts like he'll poison you.
+2 if you can try to remind him of the fact that people tend to get scared easily of vampires?
>>
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1658588
>You have to remember Julius, vampires are one of the most most ancient and terrifying creatures of folklore for people. It combines the primordial fear of the dark night and the equally primordial of physical harm, such as having blood spilled.
>>
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1658588

>"It's the whole 'doom and gloom' thing you've got going on here. Whether you mean it to or not, it's spooky and unsettling. I'm on edge from the atmosphere alone. I know that, deep in my heart, you wouldn't do that to family, but everything else in this room screams that it's on your mind somewhere, you know what I mean?"
>"And people, no matter what, tend to have this primal fear of vampires, partly from blood being an inherently unclean fluid capable of spreading disease, and partly from being a predator of the night. Most humans don't see well in the dark, and to be frank, vampires are uniquely suited to hunting humans in the dark."
>>
18+4=22

You explain this to him, and he calms down a bit.

"We aren't here to talk about my vampirism anyways... Why don't we talk about... Well, how about we talk about what you wanted from my army, alright?"

Actions

>Change to talking about the army...
>...Stay on topic. (He'll probably get angry for this.)
>...Maybe you should call someone to help you convince Julius to not be a vampire anymore... (Specify who, Liz would be a good choice, Ren not so much)
>Write-in
>>
>>1658613

>Change to talking about the army...
>...Maybe you should call someone to help you convince Julius to not be a vampire anymore...
Send Liz
>>
>>1658615
This
>>
You change to talking about the army...

It's rather simple, as the choice simply comes down to uniform, and armaments. You, with your tactical genius, ask for the ones in green camo with rifles...

Eventually, you leave and begin to call your mother up...

Roll me a 1d20+8 to see if mom can do it...

+2 if you can talk about how this is more important then her kids on vacation right this instant.
+1 if you can also tell your mom that you love her, and that you hope she's having fun.
>>
Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1658623
Her vacation in Italy is to help the develop of several young kids, to which Ren is also there to help and watch over them. She should be right here and now to help one child who didn't develop as proper as he could've or should've.
>>
Rolled 20 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1658623

>"Hey, Mom? I need to ask you something...I really, really think you should come see Julius, right now. No, no, he's not hurt...well, not hurt physically. I think it's more that he's...well, ugh, I'm bad at this crap, but I think you need to see him in person to convince him that even though you're not his birth mother, you and Dad still love him, and that he shouldn't be a vampire anymore. He's doing it, not for attention, but so that you don't forget about him. You've got 28 kids and counting right now, and he's afraid of being forgotten in the mountain of kids. Hell, so am I, if you want to know the honest-to-God truth."
>"Even if you can't make it though, I love you, and Julius loves you, and we both hope that you and Dad and the newest batch of brothers and sisters are doing well, and having a great time. Stay safe."
>>
Critical Success!

"Oh, my poor little sweet children, I'll be right over... Don't go anywhere Charlemagne, I need to talk to you too, ok?"

She kisses you over the phone.

"....And I'm sorry about all the other brothers and sisters... It's just that your father and I are well... I'll make sure to talk it over with your father, ok?"

"Really?"

"Yes, dear... I promise."

"God, thank you. Love you."

"Love you too... Don't go anywhere, please."

You hang up, and your mom is on the way...

Meanwhile, as Elizabeth...

"Kids, I'm sorry, but I need to go check on something..."

"Mom, come on!" Elslif says.

"Sorry dear, but I have to deal with something important..."

You kiss Elslif and all your kids, and quickly begin to put on some make up, and get dressed as fast as you can...

You begin to fly over to Riga.

However, your finding it difficult to fly this morning, for some reason...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can power through this.

+3 if you can think about how your two baby boys (even if one isn't technically your baby), needs a nuzzle, a kiss, and a hug, and need you right now!
+2 if you can just think about how hard it is to not have kids, with Ren's... Well, general lust, and how you enjoy being a mother and all that...
>>
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1658638
>>
Rolled 8 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1658638

>"Oh, how could I have let this happen, it just gets impossible to give them all the love they deserve everyday when they move away...poor Charlemagne sent off to war, poor Julius crying out for help, and no one seemed to hear him...I clearly didn't give him enough love and attention as a baby, oh this is all my fault, but I can still fix this! And I WILL fix this! Hold on, babies, Mommy's coming!"
>"Trying to stem the tide will be hard though, what with Ren's insatiable lust and...well, remarkable bedside performances. And how much I do enjoy holding the little ones...oh, but I need to snap out of that. Look at what happens when the older ones are left to fend for themselves. They still need a mother's love, and a mother's attention, just as much as a new hatchling does."
>>
Allowing a samefag if you can just think about cuddling your kids and trying to be the best draconic mother you can to your children.
>>
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1658652

>"I'm just going to....oh, I'm just going to hug them so tight first, then make a pot of tea and some biscuits, and then cuddle them again, and THEN we can talk about our problems. With lots of love, and understanding, because that's how to be the best mother you can. By listening and offering sage advice. Gods, I miss them."
>>
17+10=27

You of course, get quite far, before having to land in Lithuania...

You can't help but feel weak, and you feel like your body is trying to upgrade, yet can't do it because your in the wrong form.

Do anons want to switch to their evolving form?

>Switch to Humanoid Dragon
>...Attempt to walk in a different form. (Specify which form. You can do it, but it'll take an hour.)
>...Maybe you can charm someone into giving you a ride?
>Write-in
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>>1658659

>...Attempt to walk in a different form. (Specify which form. You can do it, but it'll take an hour.)

Yuan-Ti. Because good gods I do NOT want a repeat of half-dragon upgrade when we're trying to be motherly to our kids. Rather not cook them while we're hugging. Upgrading can wait until we're alone and safe.
>>
Yuan-ti it is.

You begin to slither, and well... On this road, you get plenty of stares from farmers, that sort of thing... A few even yell obscenities at you, such as to "put on a proper shirt" or to go back to Norway. God, how rude... Not to mention the insults in Lithuanian directed at you!

Does Liz react to this at all?

>...She sympathizes a bit with yuan-ti... (She'll be more accepting of Yuan culture, and dislike discrimination against them.)
>...She ignores it. (No change.)
>Write-in
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>>1658671
>...She sympathizes a bit with yuan-ti... (She'll be more accepting of Yuan culture, and dislike discrimination against them.)
>>
>>1658671
>...She sympathizes a bit with yuan-ti... (She'll be more accepting of Yuan culture, and dislike discrimination against them.)
>>
Eventually, Liz gets to Riga, and begins to slither to the palace...

You find your little boy Charlemagne standing outside, waiting for you...

Do anons want to boost opinion via being motherly towards him, or just grab him and go straight for the vampire?

Actions

>...Some personal mothering time with Charlemagne! When was the last time you've done this, anyways? (Increase Charlemagne's happiness, and maybe boost his opinion of you a bit...)
>...Go straight for the vampire, and take Charlemagne along!
>Write-in
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>>1658676
>...Some personal mothering time with Charlemagne! When was the last time you've done this, anyways? (Increase Charlemagne's happiness, and maybe boost his opinion of you a bit...)
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to increase Charlemagne's happiness/opinion.

+3 for being extremely motherly towards Charlemagne, extremely worried about him, and embarrass him slightly.
+2 if you can mention how absolutely adorable he is, even fully grown, and how you came as fast as you could!
+1 for optimal forms for coddling your child, or using your form to coddle your child with.

Autosuccess if everything happens.
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Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1658690

>"Oh my precious baby boy, I'm so sorry! I never meant for you to feel like I've abandoned you, chasing other children! Oh, come give your mother a big hug, I never, ever meant to hurt you, oh I'm so sorry, you know I'll always, always make time for you, no matter what, right? Isn't that right, my little Charleykins?"
>"I still remember when you were a baby, and you're still just as cute now as you were then! I came as fast as I could, because I love both my boys and I would never dream of not coming if you needed me!"
>Constricting hugs he can't escape from? Constricting hugs he can't escape from!
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You of course, constrict and give him a hug which makes him completely unable to escape from, while you hug him, and slowly take him inside...

Eventually you knock on the door, and your little boy Julius answers, somewhat surprised by you.

"...Elizabe-"

Roll me a 1d20+4 for coddling your other son.

+3 if you come up with how to interrupt him in the middle of that sentence, and be motherly.
+2 if you can invite yourself inside, and of course, maybe get comfy so you can talk to your children!
+1 if you can insist on him calling you "mom" rather then "Elizabeth', you did raise him after all!
+1 if you can be so worried over his vampirism!
+1 if you can also embarrass both of them more.
>>
Rolled 20 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1658711

>Constrict him into a hug too."Oh my precious baby boy, I'm so sorry! I didn't know you needed me, or else I'd have been here last week! Ohhhhhh, you're so pale and clammy, have you been eating well lately? Are you still sick?"
>"I came as quickly as I could, come, come, let's get inside before we catch our deaths of cold! I'll get the tea put on, and then you can tell me all about what's wrong."
>Pat him fondly on the head, and lay a hand on his cheek, drawing his eyes to ours and smiling at him. "Now now, none of this Elizabeth tosh. I may not have given birth to you, but you're still my son, and I must insist that you refer to me as 'Mom'. After all," hug him again, "I did raise you, just like you were one of my very own."
>"So I'll just go into the kitchen and get the tea on, since you two are a little WRAPPED UP at the moment, hehe. Charlemagne, Julius, do you still take your teas with lots of milk and sugar, just like when we would have our little tea parties together when you were babies? Oh those days were so cute!"
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Critical Success!

After you carefully guide them to the kitchen and put on some tea, you take them to the living room, and set them on the couch. They seem to be gasping for breath, oh dear...

You stop constricting as hard, and they attempt to breathe...

"Oh, sorry dears... I thought I was doing it a bit more softly. I'm still getting used to this form and all."

Julius however, seems to just be pretending to cough, since he doesn't need to breathe.

"Not as hard next time, alright mom?"

"Oh, sorry dear... Oh! You called me mom, didn't you?"

He can't help but blush, as you give him a kiss, and take out some boxes of cooking material.

"You know what that means, don't you?"

"Mom..."

"Oh... Right..."

You sigh. You were so prepared to make some homemade, triple-chocolate chip brownies...

"Mom, I can't eat that stuff. You know, undead..."

Charlemagne however, can't help but smile.

"I'm amazed your still coddling us, at this age..."

"...I'm amazed I haven't missed mom's cooking." Julius says.

You of course, willy as a fox, snap on that on an instant...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to capitalize on him missing your food, so he'll desire to go back to half-dragon more.

+3 if you can be saddened by him unable to consume your brownies, due to the lack of blood in them...
+2 if you can find an alternative form to mother them around in, just for fun, and remind Julius of when he was younger.
+1 if you can also reward Charlemagne for missing your cooking.
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Rolled 9 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1658723

>Liz's face falls. "O..oh...I'm so sorry dear, I...I forgot that little detail. And I had just picked up this new iteration of the recipe too, with a couple extra eggs and chocolate in it to make it extra fudgey, I remember how much you used to like your brownies with that extra fudgey taste."
>minotaur form! "Remember your favorite teddy bear, Julius? It was so cute and fluffy. I still have Mr. Bearinkins, you know, if you'd ever like him back. I wash him every month, just to make sure he's nice and cuddle-ably fresh for you when you come home."
>"But, I think that Charlemagne still likes my brownies! Come, come anyway, you can both help me cook, like you used to! Although, I suppose Charlemagne by default gets to lick the beaters now..."
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Allowing samefagging if you can use your minotaur form further to be motherly, and use it's size to good use.
>>
Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1658744

>Pick him up in another rib-crushing hug, and pop him up onto our shoulders and canter around the room a bit, giving him a piggyback ride.
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17+11=28

You of course, embarrass Julius, and head to make your brownies while Charlemagne and Julius talk...

"...So that was..."

"Yeah. Mom."

"...I thought she was..."

"Yeah."

"...I erm... What's with the... You know."

"...Hey, I don't know, and I don't want to know..."

"You don't think dad's into t-"

"Probably."

"...Goddamn it, why does dad..."

"...I know, right?"

"...Yeah... Did dad get mom pregnant again or what?"

"Come on... They're... I don't know... Goddamn it, this why I hate dad's science..."

You poke your head around the corner.

"Did the two of you need anything?" You say, with a smile. They seem a bit embarrassed.

"I um, no. Thanks mom." Charlemagne says.

"Oh, no problem..."

You lift him up in the air with a hug, and kiss him, and set him down.

You leave to finish the brownies.

"Holy fuck, they have grown..."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well Charlemagne can convince Julius about vampire while mom makes brownies, and you and Julius are extremely uncomfortable.

+2 if Charlemagne can maybe mention that he wasn't expecting mom to be so cuddle-happy, so to speak...
+2 if Charlemagne can really talk to Julius if being a vampire is worth it.
+1 if Charlemagne can be a bit pissed at dad for doing lewd science towards his mom... (Charlemagne doesn't think it's natural.)
+1 if Julius can be completely shocked at his mom's... Growth, and be haunted mentally. (He thinks he shouldn't fucking have to think about it and is mentally haunted now)
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Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1658759

>"Look, I'm sorry, I didn't think she would be this...uh...well, she'd cut down on the overly-motherly stuff, I didn't think it'd strike again. At least she's not treating us like complete babies, anymore."
>"But, come on man. You can't seriously think that this is worth it. You never see the sun, girls flee from you in droves, and the people would sooner stake you than look at you. You can't even eat real food anymore! You can always wear the comfy clothes, do research and all that stuff as a not-vampire. What about this makes the trade-offs worth it? Mom and Dad...they still know you exist, vampire or not."
>"I swear though, if Dad makes her breasts grow one more centimeter...not only is it ungodly and heathenish, it's unnatural as well! I can only imagine her back problems...no one should make Mom have to suffer like that for their freaky fucking fetish."
>"You're telling me! Breasts aren't the kind of thing that should have their own...ugh...growth spurts. God, those are going to haunt my dreams for....for ever, damn it they just won't go away!"
>>
Allowing a samefag if Charlemagne can try to reason to Julius about vampirism while Julius is mentally haunted, and tries to make sense out of this biologically.
>>
Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1658770

>"I mean, don't you just miss the glow of the sun on your face, the warmth in your stomach and the way your taste buds dance after a good meal? Hell, not getting run out of town by mobs wielding torches and pitchforks?"

"I...I...did she do like, a bunch of chest exercises, and that's mostly muscle now? Or instead of depositing fat in her belly or thighs, it all went to her tits? Maybe she's still lactating, you said she got more kids. I...I..HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN??"
>>
16+10=26

You are back to being Elizabeth, and you pop out to see Julius crouched over, his hands on his head, and looking horrified.

"Kids, is everything alright?"

"Uh, yeah. I think Julius needs some tea though."

You eventually finish the tea, and hand a cup to what seems to be a horrified Julius, and a cup of tea to Charlemagne.

"So, Julius, what have you been doing?"

"Just uh... Raising undead armies and stuff...You know."

"Oh. Have you gotten a girlfriend y-"
Charlemagne does somesort of hand signal, which you look strangely at him. What does he mean by this?

"...Have you gotten a girlfriend yet, Julius?"

He sighs, a bit in despair.

"No mom, I haven't gotten a girlfriend..."

"Oh, why? Do tell."

He tells you all about how women flee from him in droves, and you are most morbid.

"Perhaps your father can teach you how women work?"

He visibly seems distressed, along with Charlemagne.

"...Please never mention dad and women in the same sentence ever again please." Julius says.

"Oh... Oh! Sorry, sorry... I know, he's a bit of a womanizer, but he's getting better..."

"That's what he says all the time..." Charlemagne adds, off note.

"I'll have you know, that he's certainly trying to get the family back together, and he's with me on vacation in Italy..."

"...Don't need to know anymore mom..."

"I'm just trying to tell you about... God, nevermind..."

"...I don't really think dad is the best source material on how to date women, mom." Charlemagne says.

Actions

>Nonsense, he's excellent... Otherwise I wouldn't be around with his... Habits.
>If you so desired, perhaps I could teach you how women worked, Julius?
>...What women have to looked at anyways, Julius?
>...You know, probably the BEST way to not scare women off, is to not be a vampire!
>...I shouldn't be talking about this... Sorry, sorry...
>Write-in
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>>1658788

>Nonsense, he's excellent... Otherwise I wouldn't be around with his... Habits.
>If you so desired, perhaps I could teach you how women worked, Julius?
>Write-In: Now dear, you look rather distraught when you look at me. What's wrong? Do I have something on my chest?
>>
"Nonsense, he's excellent! Otherwise, I wouldn't be around with his habits... But really, perhaps I should teach you how women work... By the way dear, you look rather distraught when you look at me... Do I have something on my chest?"

Julius stammers up, and tries to answer...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to teach Julius how women work.

+3 if Elizabeth can tell him the basics on how women work... (+1 if she can be overly protective of Julius.)
+2 if Elizabeth can of course, completely misinterpret Julius being horrified, and horrify him even further.
+2 for being even more motherly.

If this can be comedic, autosuccess.
>>
Rolled 6 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1658793

>"Well dear, you see, women are just like men! Only we like to be shown a bit of courtesy now and then, you know, like drawing out our chairs on dates and such. But other than that, no different. But you need to have a hobby in common! You see, without anything in common, the relationship withers and dies, as the man keeps doing what he wants to do all the time by himself, and the woman realizes that she can do better. Therefore, you must always keep her engaged, but also give her her space! A woman's space is a sacred place, you know. And most importantly, the overly clingy ones are just no good! They come with issues, and consider you to be an extension of themselves! Stay away from the crazy ones, Julius, you will find nothing of value there. Oh...what is the term... 'drama llamas' are never the right choice! ...Did I say that right? Was that the 'right lingo' for this 'jive turkey' to be 'getting with it'?"
>"Oh, I know JUST what will turn that frown upside down! Who wants a big hug!" Liz picks up Julius in a massive hug against her chest, and spins him around in several circles at high speed, hugging him tightly still. "There, now don't we feel better?"
>"Now, why don't you sit down on my lap and tell me what else is wrong? I'm here for you sweetie, you can ask me anything. ANYTHING."
>>
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1658793
>>
Well, do anons want to use Scottish Rage?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1658806
Yes
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can, like a true scot, tell him about what WOMEN REALLY LIKE!
+2 for further mental trauma to your son!
+2 if you can be a gruff Scottish mother, and extremely overprotective of him regarding women.
+1 if you can mention how vampires were so 1890's, and what the new rage is!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1658809
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Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1658809

>"Now, ye wanna know what women REALLY like? Women like power, and romance, and money, and a big, throbbing, overwhelming amount of CONFIDENCE in themselves! We don't want no pussified scrubs! We want REAL MEN! MANLY MEN!"
>Punctuate our sentences with fierce and decisive arm movements, and don't be afraid to get in his face and be loud!
>"Now, those mangled clits who ran off screamin', they be cunts not worthy 'o my fuckin' son! I'll show ye how to attract a REAL woman! A fuckin' regal queen of a woman, a goddamn EPITOME of virtuous womanhood!"
>"And vampires? They be sooo fuckin' 1890's! Ye wanna know what's hot and popular today? FUCKIN' HALF-DRAGONS! Chicks DIG half-dragons! They be super strong, super smart, and super good at fuckin' everything! Ye can't keep the women offa ye as a half-dragon!"
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

15+8=23

You of course, talk to him about having a girlfriend, and you begin to teach him how to attract someone...

"So your just saying..."

"Be masculine! Be a fuckin' man!"

"...Oh, alright..."

Rolling to see how much Julius learns.
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15+5=20

Julius learns quite a bit how girls work thanks to you, and you realize you only have a bit of time left before you need to go back home...

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons. This is to see if you can convince him maybe vampirism ISN'T worth it.

+2 if you can talk about all the girls that won't be terrified utterly of him, and how proud you'll be...
+1 if you can also maybe realize what he's so horrified about? (+1 if you can reassure him about it, and maybe apologize for it... Poor thing.)
>>
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1658831
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Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1658831

>"See, when girls realize that you're not scary, because you're a big, strong half-dragon, they'll just flock to you, and I'll need to beat them off with a stick, and I'll be just so proud, especially if you're the first to give me grandchildren!"
>"...Wait a moment...is it...is it my breasts that are scaring you so, sweetie? You've been finding reasons to look away...oh, it's alright honey, it's just natural growth, is all. All part of a dragon's natural life cycle. Random mutations, Ren calls them, he gets them too. Not asset growth, mind, but mutations all the same. I'm sorry if they made you uncomfortable dear, it's just...hard to find a bra that fits when they're just so large, and...well...you know."
>>
Allowing samefagging if you can reassure him further about the thing, and maybe talk further about how proud you'll be if he does have kids first!
>>
Rolled 7 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1658839

>"It's fine, really. I mean, I thought your father might have been behind it at first, but after further investigation, it turns out that he was actually innocent of it the entire time! I know, I know, it was shocking for me to realize to! Now, about those grandchildren. There must be many! And if you wanna beat Charlemagne, you've simply got to hurry, he's engaged, you know! Oh, I just can't wait to hold sweet little grandbabies in my arms..."
>>
10+8=18

You of course, manage to get him to consider it at the very least, but you get up and ready to go...

"Wait, mom?"

Charlemagne speaks up. You turn to him, a bit confused...

"Yes, dear?"

"Can you do me a favor?"

"Hm?"

"...Could you potentially help me with the Russians?"

"What about them, sweetie?"

"Well, I think the Monarchists might win... Could you maybe see about trying to get him to reduce his cries for independence?"

Hm.

Actions

>Sure, I can do that for you, dear...
>I'd rather not get involved with them...
>Write-in
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>>1658848
>Sure, I can do that for you, dear...
>>
"Oh, sure dear. I can do that for you."

"Thanks mom."

You pardon yourself, and begin to fly off again, with renewed strength.

What do anons want to do involving the Monarchist candidate?

>Seduce. (HARD)
>Intimidate? (HARD)
>Save it for later...
>Write-in
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>>1658857
>Save it for later.
Do it later when we have the insta-charm
>>
>>1658861
So in one real life week?

Anons will have forgotten, and time surely will have passed.
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>>1658863
I'll remember
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>>1658857

>Write-in: Attempt negotiations!
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>>1658866

Do you at least want to visit to see if you can charm/negotiate him without it first?
>>
You decide to visit first, get a good feeling for the man, then maybe later when you rest, use one of the strategies for instant conversion to your benefit.

What form do anons want to visit the monarchist in?

>Dragotaur
>Dragon
>Humand Dragon (Evolving!)
>Yuan-Ti
>Minotaur
>Half-Dragon
>>
>>1658889
>Half-Dragon
>>
>>1658889

>Dragon

I'd rather not cook him like a sausage.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Half-Dragon
2=Dragon
>>
You of course,fly over to the monarch's home... Which takes you a little while...

Eventually, you settle down next to it, and shift to your half-dragon form...

You try your best to stay calm, and not let emotions get the best of you.

Right on, your body heat is about 120 Fahreinheit You should be fine touching him... Though getting too emotional might mean worse things...

You of course, knock on the door, and a Russian man with a thick beard answers it...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can indeed, get inside to talk with the Russian.

+3 for extreme asset use on him, and if you can mention that your indeed, Elizabeth.
+2 if you can be sweet towards him, and maybe find a way to get inside...
+1 if you can mention what you want to talk about?
>>
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1658908
>>
Fuck it, if anons can do the bonuses, I'll let this nat 20 count as two nat 20's
>>
>>1658917
>Greetings fellow monarch of Europe. I come here wishing to speak about your role in the Swedish empire and the preservation of Europe.

Bow towards him but because we're so tall, we'll still tower over him and Lizs boobs will just be dangling near his face.

Also knock on the door like a normal person
>>
>>1658917

>Spine straight, shoulders back, and get assets as close to his face as we can without actually touching him. Get a polite and kind smile on our face. "Greeting and salutations from the Queen of England."
>"If you don't mind dear, I'd like to see the monarch. I know it's your job to keep the riffraff out, and you do a wonderful job at it love, but this is important, and I do need to see him."
>"You see, I've come to talk about Russia's place in our Empire. Well, mine and Ren's empire, anyway. And also, maybe a bit about genealogy, I've always admired the Russian royal family, you know. Such elegance, such grace, clear indicators of superior breeding. I'd love to know which side of the family it came from."
>>
Choose one.

>...Bring up the potential for an arranged marriage between the Romanovs and the Thorrsons?
>...Have him find you extremely attractive? (Make charming more easier.)
>Write-in
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>>1658938

>...Have him find you extremely attractive? (Make charming more easier.)

I dislike the idea of forcing our kids into a marriage against their will.
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>>1658938
>...Have him find you extremely attractive? (Make charming more easier.)
>>
He relaxes just seeing you, and lets you inside...

"Oh, thank you, dear... Could I have some tea?"

He nods, and sets to setting some water on the stove....

Do anons want to take a more seducitve approach, or simply talk?

>Seduce him into appreciating your husband's rule.
>Intimidate him into appreciating your husband's rule.
>...Try to talk sweet to him?
>Write-in
>>
>>1658953
>Seduce him into appreciating your husband's rule.
What's the guys name?
>>
>>1658957
Vladimir Kirillovich.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to seduce by the way.

+3 if you can use your assets further.
+2 for being sweet to him.

Passing out now anons.
>>
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1658965
>>
17+5=22

You of course, are sweet enough for the man to get you some high-quality cups and seems to even be making you some food as well...

You think he's trying to hide the fact he's somewhat charmed, then of course, you settle into conversation about the election...

Actions

>Give him some helpful tips about how to properly get elected by the people?
>Just small talk about the Romanovs.
>...Mention how you'd probably be a better candidate then him, and how your likely more of a "legitimate" candidate.
>Charm him more.
>Write-in
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>>1659972
>Just small talk about the Romanovs.
>...Mention how you'd probably be a better candidate then him, and how your likely more of a "legitimate" candidate.
>>
>>1659972
>Give him some helpful tips about how to properly get elected by the people?
>Just small talk about the Romanovs.
>>
If anons talk about how your a more legitimate candidate, this will start you down the path of having Liz trying to get elected.
>>
>...Mention how you'd probably be a better candidate then him, and how your likely more of a "legitimate" candidate.
>>
You can't help but think how you'd be a far better candidate then this pretender...

Perhaps you should... Do something about it.

>...Try to sweet-talk him into stepping down, and maybe letting you run... (Very hard!)
>...Maybe you can scare him into stepping down. (Very Hard!)
>...Run against him.
>...Maybe you should bribe him into letting you into the spotlight?
>Write-in
>>
>>1660086
>...Maybe you should bribe him into letting you into the spotlight?
>>
>>1660107
What do you want to bribe him with?
>>
>>1660112
The position of our second-in-command. Also money.
>>
What do you mean by second in command anon?
>>
>>1660147
Basically just a position in ruling Russia. Like Liz will still rule it and basically be Tsarina but Vladimir can still hold a good amount of political power and do stuff, as long as it doesn't go against our wishes.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3 for how your bribery goes.

+3 if you can use your assets to sweeten the deal.
+2 if you can mention how you should be in power, over him... But also try to not offend him at the same time.
+1 if you can mention how it'd be wonderful to have him work for you...
+1 if you can mention how he's likely to fail, but how you'll stop the commies from taking power.
>>
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1660195
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Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1660195

>Relax on the Tzar's couch, and stretch out for a moment, before rolling onto our side and resting our arms on top of our breasts, and our chin on top of our hands.
>"Now, really dear, if reforming Russia into a monarchy is your goal, you may want to consider making me your candidate. I've also got Romanov blood running through my veins, I already have a vast deal of experience with government, and I have quite a bit of popularity worldwide. Not to say that you wouldn't do a good job, but elections are, at their core, a popularity contest. The average peasant has no idea what they're truly doing, and instead vote for who they like best, or who they recognize, instead of examining the information to vote for who would do the best job. And I am a name well-known and well-regarded, the world over. Not to mention, that with me on the throne, then Russia would have access to the power, coffers, and the technologies of the British Empire."
>"Which isn't to say that you would not be compensated for stepping aside while I prop your party up to the top. I would certainly need someone I could trust as a regent, to rule in my place whilst I am needed elsewhere. I would be more than happy to entrust that role to you, after all, if you can't trust family, then who can you trust? I have the feeling that you would be a great regent."
>"The problem is that, again, on your own, without any name recognition, you are likely to fail. I, however, stand an excellent chance of winning, and after I have, can squash the commies like the pieces of crawling filth that they are. With extreme prejudice."
>>
Allowing samefagging if Liz can of course, mention how amazing it would be for Russia to have a draconic ruler, such as yourself... And of course, use your assets a bit and of course, can't help but be excitded to rid communism from Russia and put rightful, lawful, draconic monarchism into place.