Well we have gotten quite deep in this shit now. for one we got stuck in the warp without knowing it, learned that there is a traitor on the ship, and we also have the cult to still take care of.we have touched down on the planet and got quite the warm welcome. though we are unable to talk to the planetary governor she did give the ok for us to do anything we needed too.we also found Kali again, she also now has a mechanical fist to punch things with.welcome to guardsman quest.
...Have you heard of grammar before?Also, do you know how quests work? Give us choices to chose between, mate.
>>1644088BTW, try to include a fucking archive as well. We that wasn't there for the threads earlier are in the fucking blind.
was going to add them, alright quick and dirty, this quest is not for die hard lovers of cannon since fun and shenanigans beat cannon for the most part. Though I will accept info about the warhammer 40k universe general rule of thumb is fun is king hereHere is the link to the Doc archive https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N6DV3ou3h5MO0TZi61pc9jGoMBA4p3S4fJ0rCI6qooM/edit?usp=sharinghere is a link to the character's stats https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VEdRRmqRN2wb661ea1Bz2iXQwqQl2JVgl1OdrmHk3Tk/edit?usp=sharing
You rub the back of your head and cut the vox connection with Phe'nia. you look at your old commissar "So how long have you been stationed here?"she looks up at you and shrugs "a few months, long enough to have to kill a few of the more cowardly soldiers.""So how bad did that planet fair after I left, last time I saw you we were fighting some nids.""Ah... ya that planet got consumed, we took as much of the resources as we could before we left it. The call was made by the higher ups so I did not question it."you nod, well at least you got out when you could. "Anyways how bad has this planet been to you?""permission to speak freely?""granted""Fucking hell it is boring nothing to shoot usually and when I do get the chance there is so much protocol about it thanks to the damned library on this planet it's almost not worth it."Interesting, a library "What library?""Never heard of it? it's one of the biggest centers of knowledge in the imperium, completely run by the planetary governor and her family."> "mind showing me this library? I want to see what is inside."> "alright get your men ready, it's time for you to shoot things." time to sweep the hab block with guardsmen troops> nod and get your small group ready to infiltrate the hab block where most of the lights have been showing up, best not to tip the cultists off at all> write-in
>>1644169>> "alright get your men ready, it's time for you to shoot things." time to sweep the hab block with guardsmen troops
>>1644088Is there a archive for this somewhere?
>>1645009 on the google doc my friend
>>1644169> "alright get your men ready, it's time for you to shoot things." time to sweep the hab block with guardsmen troops
I will be back around 5 tomorrow to write. I need sleep
alright the vote has gone though, we are purging today.
>>1647621Always a good time
you crack your neck "So Kali what would you do if I decided to allow you to ignore protocols?""I would buy you as much beer as you could drink.""alright get your men ready, it's time for you to shoot things."with this Kali's eyes go wide and she salutes "well never imagined a reunion with you would be this good, finally get to do my fucking job." with that she exits the room and you begin staring at the maps.after about thirty minutes you have though up a few ways of doing this sweep and Kali reenters the room with a heavy bolter and a chainsword"wow how are you carrying that?""military grade limb replacements and lots of training, nid took off both my legs and an arm so I bit it's throat out.""Alright I'm tough to kill but that is a whole new level of die hard."Kali chuckles before slinging the heavy bolter over her shoulder "so are we going or not?"with that you leave the room and you see about fifty guardsmen getting into several transports, you enter the one kali gets in and head to your destination.nothing eventful happens on the way to the hab block. you and your troops get out of the transports, the guardsmen stand at attention "Your orders Ma'am." the one you take as the leader of this group asks Kali, she looks at you"how do you want to do this Inquisitor?"> split up into groups of ten, keep vox open and scout for now. if you see any heretical activity or strange lights retreat and vox us.> we sweep as a large group street by street, building by building, person by person. Nothing escapes us.> enter and start purging. if it moves kill it, if it does not move still shoot it to be sure, bring out flamers and reduce this place to ash.> write-in
>>1647684> split up into groups of ten, keep vox open and scout for now. if you see any heretical activity or strange lights retreat and vox us.
alright time limit is up and votes are in, writing
you look at the men "Alright I want you to split into groups of ten, keep vox open and scout for now. if you see any heretical activity or strange lights retreat and vox us. I don't want heroes I want results."with that the men split into groups and head into the hab block leaving you and your comrades by the transports "So you said you bit out a tyranid's throat, how in the name of the fucking emperor did you manage that?""Copious amount of adrenaline and rage, mostly rage but the real difficulty was holding on to the fucker long enough to actually bite him.""also you only have one of your original limbs?""yup," she states flexing her arm "other three are mechanical, the tech-priest that made them said they would be strong enough to crush carapace armor, he was right.""damn what was the techpriest's name?""Lesmon, odd fellow but good at his craft." as Kali complete's her sentence your vox goes off"Inquisitor here.""Inquisitor we have found the lights." you recognize the voice as the leader of the fifty"where?""sending you the coordinates now."as you get the coordinates you vox up the other four groups to meet there.you quickly rush to where the men said they would be. As you get there you realize something had gone horribly wrong as you see organs and blood strewn everywhere and the lights were gone. "well shit."> investigate the building, maybe the cultists are in there hiding or maybe some clues on how these men were slaughtered> investigate the bodies, maybe Mirasi might be able to figure out what happened here with her knowledge of demons. (per, Mirasi's int)> call up your men and get them on alert, we are being hunted by something here and we quickly need to turn the tables> write-in
>>1647927> investigate the bodies, maybe Mirasi might be able to figure out what happened here with her knowledge of demons. (per, Mirasi's int)
>>1647927> call up your men and get them on alert, we are being hunted by something here and we quickly need to turn the tables
Rolled 1 (1d2)rngesus time 1 for >>1647954 2 for >>1647961
give me a roll 2d100 vs 59, 62
Rolled 1, 55 = 56 (2d100)>>1648181
welp you found something, writing
you immediately begin examining the bodies, before the stratus-5 incident you may have tried to keep most of it intact but now you rip into the bodies trying to find anything to point out what is hunting you.eventually you find a single necklace with an odd symbol on it, "Mirasi analysis on what this is."Mirasi quickly walks up and takes a single look at the necklace "Slaanesh, explains the extreme care the thing took in ripping the bodies up, probably tortured them before killing them."you don't respond as you find a single piece of paper. it is blood stained and smuged a bit but you focus and read the paper "Meet at next meeting place, position compromised. Salisha the vivacious will protect you. The rider will answer our call when the time is right."Mirasi looks at you "that is not good.""how not good""There are a few big bads in chaos that can fit the description of rider, I really hope it's not the one I a thinking of."Kali cuts in "Alright what the fuck are you talking about? Rider? Chaos? what are those? Also what killed my men?"Oh right imperial secrecy, shit what do we do?> immediately demand her vow of silence and when she gives it tell her. we can work out the details later.> Field promotion, Kali welcome to the inquisition. then explain chaos.> tell her not to worry about it and it's just one more thing to kill> write-in
>>1648520> Field promotion, Kali welcome to the inquisition. then explain chaos.
alright last writing for tonight, I'll be back around 5pm pst
you look at Kali stright in the eye, "alright field promotion, welcome to the inquisition.""WHAT!""Trust me either you join or we are going to have to make sure you never get the chance to talk about what you have seen."Kali quickly shuts her mouth then opens it to ask "Alright so mind giving me the run down on what is going on here?""before you call us crazy just understand this is a imperial secret, if you mention this to anyone outside the inquisition we will kill you and we will kill anyone who may know.""understood.""what we are dealing with is a cult, and not just any cult this one can summon demons.""Demons?""think of the worst type of being you have ever heard of, then multiply it by thirty. that is a demon.""so really bad nids.""close enough, this one likes to torture and kill... well killing is normal but the torture part is what separates it.""from what?""we will tell you later, just understand it is dangerous and probably is hunting the rest of our squads but" you point at a trail of blood " turns out our cultist got wounded, probably will lead us to the next meeting place."Kali nods "alright but what should I tell the troops?""tell them that these sick bastards are using a mutant and to be on high alert, this thing is quite strong."Kali opens up the vox and quickly delivers the half truth to her men> gather the men up here and then follow the trial, lets see if we can catch them at the new meeting place (per)> go now while the trail is still fresh, the more time we wait the more chances they have to get away> call up Phe'nia and ask for some support, maybe set up some deep strikes if things go really bad> write-in
>>1649622> gather the men up here and then follow the trial, lets see if we can catch them at the new meeting place (per)
alright I'm back, time to roll 1d100 vs 49
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>1651358
Rolled 71 (1d100)>>1651358
two rolls and both fails... welp. writing
"alright we will wait for the troops then we will find those cultists." you state looking at Kali, she nods and begins voxing the troopsas you wait you continue looking at the bodies, as you look you realize it was not a claw or tentacle. it was a blade, and an inhumanly sharp one.a few minutes later the troops show up and you begin following the blood trail, only to loose it a few streets later.... shit. "alright the trail got lost, anyone got any ideas?""we could just burn the hab block down, we have enough firepower." Mirasi states look at you from behind"Ya I'm not for that," Kali states "I man be a commissar but at least I respect civilian lives."Terisa tugs at your leg and looks at you and gives a slight nod.> fuck it burn the place, flush them out with fire.> resort to last strategy, but this time tell them to watch their six religiously.> have Terisa scan, maybe she can pick something up (terisa's wp)> write-in
>>1652734>> have Terisa scan, maybe she can pick something up (terisa's wp)andget more troppers
>>1652734>> have Terisa scan, maybe she can pick something up (terisa's wp)
alright give me a 1d100 vs 46
Rolled 93 (1d100)>>1653231
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>1653231
I'll be back around 6 tomorrow, see you then
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>1653231
welp unfortunately I will not be able to run tonight or tomorrow. I will be back on Tuesday at 5 pm to run the quest so see you then.
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>1653231
Rolled 74 (1d100)>>1653231
alright I'm back and god damn stop doing that 99 bs, writing
"Terisa search for them, and try not to loose control." you state looking at the loli psykerthe young girl nods and then closes her eyes, a few minutes pass as you watch the girl for any signs of random lightning before she opens her eyes and points behind you "that way.""oh... wow is she a psyker?" Kali asks "I thought you brought her since she was cute or something.""everyone on my squad has a purpose, even the weird ones." you purposely dont mention what makes them weird since talking about having orks and eldar on your ship kinda would give a bad imageyou and your men start following the direction Terisa points out until you reach a three story building, purple lights flicker out of the windows and you hear the sounds of revelry inside.you ready your sniper and your bolter welp how do we take this down.> infiltrate and then assassinate, there is a demon in there so best way of keeping casualties down is to kill it before it can do anything (Felx2, Bsx2)> begin the inquisition. blow open the door, ask them if they enjoy the imperial truth, then proceed to inject the imperial truth through their skulls (bsx3)> call in a deep strike on the building, maybe some orks will have fun today (felx2)> call up the imperial navy and have them level the building, clean up what is left> write-in
>>1659711>3] call in a deep strike on the building, maybe some orks will have fun today (felx2)RELEEZ DA ZOGGIN BOYZ ARLREEDY
>>1659711>pls be gud orks
operashun releez da zoggin orks iz go gimme 2d100 vs 45, 35
Rolled 61, 3 = 64 (2d100)>>1659777imma gib yew anyfin yew wont fer doze trips warboss
Rolled 60, 77 = 137 (2d100)>>1659777
giving it 10 more minutes then writing
Rolled 77, 79 = 156 (2d100)>>1659777
why is it that every time orks are offered as a possibility either no-one votes for it or the rolls are abysmally bad? *sigh*
because the WAAAGH! is not with you, writing
you look at Kali, "you know the inquisition does quite a few things that are unorthodox in order to stop heresy, right?"Simun I know that tone, what stupid and completely ridiculous plan do you have right now."you sigh, you had really hoped to ease her into this but "Alright I'm going to order a deep strike of orks on these heretics.""WHAT!""Look they are useful," you start before Kali cuts you off"No fucking way, you are not unleashing those fucking greenskins while we still have troops here."shit she does have a point, plus you doubt the guard will take kindly to the orks appearing "Fine take them to a safe point and keep a vox open, if shit really goes south I dont care how many we loose we need to stop the cultists."Kali shakes her head before turning and leading the troops away, now all you are left with is Mirasi and Terisa. now for orks.you pull out your vox and open a comm with the rogue trader's ship "Captain this is the inquisitor.""hello, been a while. What do you need inquisitor.""I need a deepstrike of orks on my position, make sure they know only to rampage where I tell them too.""Will do inquisitor, I pray you know what you are doing."with that the vox cuts, you guess you have about an hour before the deepstike so what now?> vox up Kali and try to smooth things over, come on orks are not that bad (Fel)> get into a sniping position and see if you can get some info before the shit goes down (Ag, per)> ask Terisa to mind scout the place, see if she can figure out what they are thinking or check for number of demons (Terisa's WPx2)> write-in
>>1659951> vox up Kali and try to smooth things over, come on orks are not that bad (Fel)then> get into a sniping position and see if you can get some info before the shit goes down (Ag, per)
alright before I go here is the dc 3d100 vs 25, 47, 59Ill be back at 5pm Thursday pst
Rolled 1, 37, 53 = 91 (3d100)>>1660768
>>1660776It appears that the Emperor was with me on that roll.
Rolled 16, 80, 49 = 145 (3d100)>>1660768
alright of the limited time I have right now I will do a post in honor of the 1, writing
you open your vox up Kali to see if you can smooth the Ork idea over with her, maybe actually have the numbers to take these bastards on. "Hay Kali mind if we have a little chat?""if it's about the orks I'm not listening.""hear me out here.""How the fuck do you expect me to believe you have managed to make an alliance with some orks to take out that stuff you talked to me about.""alright but let me remind you the blood angels made a alliance with necrons once, orks are at the least easier to reason with."there was a bit of static as kali probably was reeling back from that revelation finally she responds "Alright we are heading back to your position, just try to keep the greenskins under control I don't want to be known as the commissar who lead her troops to their deaths for no good reason.""done, see you soon."after this you climb onto a sniping post on an adjacent building and look through your sniper's scope. you first notice that though you see quite a bit of movement inside the building there is no sound. hell from what you can see there are speakers shaking with the volume they are blasting. strange really.finally you hear the sounds of an air transport, welp time to start the party.> give the order to the orks, deep strike. Now.> tell the orks to wait, see if the guardsmen get here in the next few minutes.> start shooting, cause some chaos and begin the dropping of airborne orks (bsx2)> write-in
>>1662441> give the order to the orks, deep strike. Now.
Deep striking now, writing.
you pull out the vox once more and connect up to the ship and clear your throat, and in the most orky way you can you give the order "'ello dis iz da inqwisitor nows meeb wan ya orkies ter zoggin drop inta dat glowin' buildin' an kills ebry single uumie in der" your throat hurts a bit from actually talking like an ork but hay you had to try it at least oncethe response you got was all the orks yelling "WHAAAGH!" so loud you could hear it without the vox then at least twenty orks launching themselves at the building. flaming jet packs and all.then the strangest thing happened, they blasted though the roof and then silence. you hear nothing at all.Quickly you pull up your sniper scope and look inside the building..... what you see is not good, already you see ork guts strewn on the walls, you also see gunfire but just the muzzle flashes. shit.you pull your eye away from the sniper and see Kali and her men marching up seemingly oblivious you just had some Orks deepstrike.> order Kali and her men to breech the doors, we need to get in there and reinforce the orks. NOW! (fel)> order Kali and her men to start lobbing grenades into the building. the orks are a lost cause and if something took out that many orks in one go then we would just be feeding a meat grinder.> have Mirasi take command of the troops, you move to a better position and start firing into that building, you are taking some heads for what they are doing to your orks. (agx2, bsx2)> Vox up Phe'nia and ask her kindly to get the navy to just bomb this place while you retreat, they probably have more than one demon inside so best to just blast this place to dust.> write-in(your choices have consequences)
I will be back 5pm tomorrow see you then
alright still waiting for more votes
>>1671129> have Mirasi take command of the troops, you move to a better position and start firing into that building, you are taking some heads for what they are doing to your orks. (agx2, bsx2)
>>1671134>>1665829shit my bad