Hello everyone, hope you had a great johto independence day!You are Gurie Niamic, just a few hours ago you decided for mothers day to call your mom.Now you are currently in the head of a sociopathic Hypno fighting a animatronic Pangoro.Okay that may be a little confusing so you'll explain.See you are fighting the pangoro because you stole its Az symbol, which you did to uncover more about the Sons of Az, who are a criminal gang the hypno's a part of.You are fighting the hypno when it attacked YOU because you were raiding a Unown ruin they occupied.You are doing THAT because they evicted a giratina out of their home and your mom was looking for them.You met the Giratina while touring the mountains because you wanted to have a good mothers day.Honestly this is like basic cause and effect, pay attention.You duck, the robotic monster crushing the stone mine that makes up the weird pseudoride you are in as the beast roars, sparks flying off exposed wires.The pangoro bot is very crude, you don't know if that means the memory is fuzzy or if its just monstrous even to hypno. Probbably the later since Pangoro has type advantage over the hypno.Your psionics might not work since a pangoro is fighting, but this is a robot thought so maybe the types screwy. Or maybe you can call a pokemon out.Plus you can probbably outrun it.>Get da hell otta dodge>Pokemon attack! Use koshmar to fight the pokemon>Play Sebastian this is too weird>Play Carl this isnt AMERICAN ENOUGH. 4TH OF JULY MOTHERFUCKERS REPRESENT
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>>1641099>>Pokemon attack! Use koshmar to fight the pokemonWhen something is too weird just keep hitting it until it stops
>>1641099>Pokemon attack! Use koshmar to fight the pokemon
>>1641099>Play Sebastian this is too weird
>>1641112>>1641163Why use Koshmar who has x4 weakness against fighting instead of Mimikyu who can deal x4 damage against Pangoro?>>1641099>Giratina instead of Girafarig>Your psionics might not work since a pangoro is fightingWhat a strong comeback Mimikyu! I hope we can move on with the plot already.
>>1641238Sorry on the typo but im actually write.Pangoro is fighting, but your psionics are GHOST. Rember human psionics is pretty much humans using pokemon abbilities and is dividied by type. A pyrokenitic, technopath, and the like are all Psychics, but of different pokemon types.So your powers dont work on fighting and normal type pokemon.You can use Mimikyu if you want to fight them.
>>1641285*Right about the psionics part. My hand slipped.
>>1641285I tought you tried to say that since Pangoro is Dark Psychic powers wont affect him, is good to know more about our powers. But that leads to another error, Ghost is inmune to Fighting but Fighting isn't inmune to Ghost. Ghost and Normal do have mutual inmunity.
>>1641329Oh i thought both were mutual.If thats the case no you can crush poor pangoro probbably.Anyway I'll write the pokemon fight now.
You hold out a pokeball, tossing out Koshmar, who destroys the robot with a solid kick before his feet touches the ground, or you even explain things.It appears that since its merely a flashback the creature wasn't that powerful, it may also help that its a relic of a mind that is currently empty. If Hypno invaded this place there might be more defenses.Koshmar blinks, staring at the weird broken down mineshaft that makes up the ride in the happiest hypno on earth."Kosh?" He says tilting his head as you sigh."Yes I KNOW this place doesn't look like a unown temple and certainly doesnt seem safe but this is how interrogation works!" You say stamping your foot in the ground. You... arent sure this is how interrogation works but it might be. That's good enough right.>Investigate your loot>Keep on going>Sabotage the ride more so that hypno will be weaker when you leave.
>>1641421>Keep on going
>>1641421>>Keep on going
You decide to keep going, shitty amusment park be damned. You and Koshmar hop onto the cart, the minecart squeaking down the rails as it continues.You see a light nearby, it seems the ride might end soon but first there is one last exhibit."Greetings fellows." A puppet says, as the ride slows down, metal strings holding the puppet aloft. Hey you recognize that puppet! He's the one who attacked your pokemon contest.The puppet wiggles its arms more, head tilting to mimic talking as a speaker blare. "In order for our master plan to be enacted we must escalate the situation. The Legendaries have been abused and misused but the gods always give humans second chances."The man points to a stone tablet, unown script scrawled along it. "I suggest we remove those second chances."Hey wait you recognize that tablet... It's a Plate!The ride chinks onward before you can investigate further, dumping you off in front of a... gift shop? Really?>Browse the gift shop.>You got what you need, go back to your head. >You got what you need, go kick Hypno's ass.
>>1641804>You got what you need, go kick Hypno's ass.
>>1641804>>Browse the gift shop.
You decide to take one last stop at the gift shop after all free loot is free loot.The gift shop, well there is this one game you played as a kid about this really shitty pizza shop where the robots tried to kill you because they were the ghost of dead kids that were killed by you but not you it was this purple guy who dressed as a bunneary and then this nightmare scene...It was a two game series, not a five. Point is it has that look of being designed to look like it was designed to be comfortable but failed? Its hard to explain but even the dismal construction of this foreboding store seems... fake.There are a few items available on the wall.>A Replica plate (Not the real one or has any abbilities but you'll atleast know what type the Az sons have/are looking for)>Hypno's chain, it looks nifty.>Oh hey a hypno doll it looks cute.>One of those novelty postcards.
>>1642260>>A Replica plate (Not the real one or has any abbilities but you'll atleast know what type the Az sons have/are looking for)
Im going to sleepsies sorry.
>>1642260>One of those novelty postcards.
>>1642260>Oh hey a hypno doll it looks cute.A present for mom.
>>1642260>Hypno's chain, it looks nifty.Maybe you can use it to augment your abilities?
>>1642260>Oh hey a hypno doll it looks cute.
You stare at the options, they are all great, you wish you could take all of them.Wait a minute... this is a abandoned gift shop, you weren't ever going to PAY for any of this.You grab the the items, shoving them into your poor stretched out Trubbish purse as you walk out, you'd feel bad if you actually cared about this person.You fiddle in the bag pulling out the plate as you walk out the shop, helping yourself to one of those "Murderbar" chocolates they had stashed at the counter. This is a fucked up hypno. The choctlates pretty tasty, even though its a bit crunchy and the durant legs in it are not strictly speaking welcome, but you have investigations to do.The plate, despite being very clearly plastic (The paint is even worn on the edges) as a dull, black color, which means its probbably the spooky plate.But shouldn't giratina have that?You need to communicate with your friends more.>Alright time to fight Hypno in the mind sphere.>Alright time to... chain hypno up in meat space before he gets back in his head.
>>1643593>Alright time to... chain hypno up in meat space before he gets back in his head.
>>1643593>>Alright time to fight Hypno in the mind sphere.
You knock on the air, a door opening up as you step back into your mind, you walk out into the grassy fields that make your "Forefront" just as you see Hypno get tossed through the door you open, Alucard nodding at you as he dusts his hands off.From what you saw of the hypno whatever the god of loss did to him was by no means pretty. Oh well.You blink awake, Sebastian shaking you as you shake your head."Thank god sis you are alright I thought you were-" Sebastian starts to say as you get up, opening the door and looking at the unconcious body of Hypno, a small gap in the fake wall visible from where he probbably used hypnosis on you unseen.Tricky guy, but not tricky enough.You tie the hypno up with Carl's net, remember the net? You took it from him because of unethical treatment of pokemon? Well unethical treatment to unethical pokemon you are still made you had to go go through a funouse, and that he almost damned you into a eternal loop of misery.Both, your mad at both.The pokemon slowly wakes, struggling feebly against the awesome power of Net, but you can't exactly hypnotise metal cable.He's helpess to you.>Knock him out and move on>Toss him to the distorted world and deal with that later>Catch hypno>Write in
>>1643818>Knock him out and move onLet's keep our powers a secret from Sebastian hidden for now.
>>1643864>Let's keep our powers a secret from Sebastian hidden for now.Note to self: Early morning coffee is essential to prevent things like these.
>>1643818>Knock him out and move on
>>1643818>>Knock him out and move on
You wake up bedrill, the bee floating menacingly towards the bound hypno who proceeds to faint from sheer terror, foam spilling out of his mouth in a cartoon fashion."What was that all about?" Sebastian asks as you shrug."Hypno." You said pointing at the pokemon. "Must've tried some weird psychic stuff and failed."Sebastian blinks at you as you shrug, Espurr pointint at you."Espa" She says conclusively before going to poke Hypno."What does that mean?" Sebastian says as you shrug again."I don't speak pokecat, could mean anything." You say as you stare at the hallway. You got a lot of info, you might just want to check up on your mom and take a retreat with your details, or you can advance. Or group up and advance you guess.>Leave>Group up and fight>Fight alone
>>1644052>Group up and fightCheck up on your mom.
>>1644052>Group up and fight
>>1644052>Group up and fightTime for family combat.
You decide that after that episode now is probably the time to go meet up with mom. After all you probably should not try that trick again. It seems rather risky.You run back out with Sebastian, the child being carried in the air by Bedbug to help him keep up with you.At the entrance of the unown temple you see carnage, unown spinning in circles as large spheres of alternate reality float in the air, Tallie notices you from atop her steelix and drops down, her coat isnt even dirty."We won." Your mom says as you blink at the carnage around you.You... guess this is winning? Looks more like a destroyed environment but you guess the unown might be on her side now. Or maybe they like making spheres of madness?You don't know, you aren't sure you want to know.Scratching your head you pointed towards the tunnels. "I fought a hypno in there, I think there might be other trainers down there."Tallie nods, your mother dusting off the ash of her cigarette and putting the butt in a unmarked tin. "Alright then, lets go."Roll a 1d100 ENCOUNTER TABLE!
Rolled 20 (1d100)>>1644422
Rolled 95 (1d100)>>1644422
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>1644422
>>1644462Nice, technically not a crit though.
Give me a little before I post my update.
You run down the hallway, a horde of gabites turning around to reach you before being immediately blasted away by a lightning bolt, Tallie lowing her still smoking arm.Huh guess you don't really need to worry about guards anymore, also you forgot your mom had a security joltik. Huh.You advance to the bottom, a large pangoro (THE pangoro probbably) yawning as it rises up to its feat, aged and heavy set. The pokemon roars, the ground shaking as Tallie has to leap over a dark pulse the creature fired.Your mom probbably has this but maybe you should help?>Help mom>Ignore the fight, do sneaky things.>Ignore the fight, help your brother.
>>1644765Night.>>1644762>Ignore the fight, help your brother.
>>1644762>>Ignore the fight, do sneaky things.Anti-social people are better suited to do sneaky stuff in the dark.
>>1644762>Gabite>Blasted by lightningTough Joltik, I guess.>Ignore the fight, do sneaky things.
>>1644762>Ignore the fight, do sneaky things.
>>1644762Change form to Mysterious Anti Bully Ranger G! NO FIGHTING!
You look around the area, thinking what would dad do in this situation.You think you can search the area, loot the place see if there is any traps you can spring.But to be honest this fights rather ferocious and you don't know how easy it is to sneak round, you might be better just watching the thing.>Write in answer>Just watch
>>1646561Get in your costume and look for something to sabotage the fight in our favour. Also search for the real plate.
Hi guys I'm back, sorry I was at a LARP which was fun, I got my arms possesed by a god of madness and was murdered for bad singing.I'll get to updating soon, just let me get acclimated with being home again.
You quickly switch into your hero garb, stalking along the wallways for any clues or traps that can be triggered.You manage to find a few things. The first being one of those weird pllars that were found in the ruins of Alph, you know the ones with a slide tile puzzle?You duck as a flamethrower glasses the wall above you.If your weird occult history is right, and it likely is, these tiles actually wake up unown, this ones already solved in the shape of a rattata but if you scramble it back up maybe the unown will go back to bed.Plus the pangoros weird throne chair seems to have been made of a different stone, it might be hiding something.You glance at the area, the arena a rather confined space and you feel like a idiot.You forgot the most important thing of all.You got Tok and Bedbug with you, and even though Bedbug is a bit different looking he was very good at something very specific.Messing other people up.You can just boobytrap this whole place you dont strictly need to find some ruins trap anywhere.Sometimes it shows how new you are at this pokemon trainer thing.You did not find the plate, but its not strictly guaranteed that it was in these ruins in the first place.>Thread, thread everywhere>Go fix the puzzle up>Investigate the ruins for something convinent.
>>1655070>>Investigate the ruins for something convenient.
I have to go to bed but rest assured im going to try to keep things going, at the least expect this to be a daily thing.
>>1655070>Investigate the ruins for something convinent.
>>1655070>Thread, thread everywhere
>>1655070>>Investigate the ruins for something convinent.tie break
Rolled 46 (1d100)Alright lets go look for things
You push the throne and sure enough it leads to one of those secret passages downward. Normally you'd be worried about this being a trap but... you can walk freely from the distorted world now, what are they going to do? Fail to imprison you?You look at the fight just in time for Pangoro's eyes to lock onto yours, one of his arms between a arcanine's jaws as the pokemon roars, a dark pulse forming in it's hands.Well that choose the "Should you jump" option for you. You leap down the hole, sliding efortlesly down the smooth stone as the dark pulse crashes overhead.You slide for a bit, given the angle and speed youd wager you're about... 30 feet lower and a few rooms north, roughly under the temple entrance.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zkq6Svjbz_sThe ruins loom overhead, the ceiling rather massive for such a old building. You look around, the pillars and walls crawling with shifting script.Whatever ruins you were in before was probbably just the front layer, this is the real ruins... though you aren't sure what your hoping to find here?No wonder you leave your brother to do all the responsible stuff... speaking of you wonder how he's doing? Well hes with Tallie and there is no way your mom's going to lose to a panda.Though what to do now? You should probbably get some of your pokemon to help.>Reggie: Has flash and lots of sight skills that can help>Bedbug: Can lift you now, probbably would rather stay asleep but hey you can fly>Tok: Can make webs and you can climb pretty easy, also smaller and glows.>Weiss: You dont know you just have a good feeling about this>Koshmar: good climber and a dark type and unown are psychics?
>>1657910>>Weiss: You don't know you just have a good feeling about thisGood feelings are more useful than logical options.
>>1657910>Koshmar: good climber and a dark type and unown are psychics?
im going to bed,
You throw out Koshmar, the pokemon smiling as it looks up at you, the darkened room no problem for him.... Or for you actually now that you think about it you'd should be a little more impaired right? This place doesnt have a lit tourch, none of your pokemon are using flash and yet this place only seems dim rather then completely pitch.Perhaps being half dead has more perks then you thought? Yay.The ruins seem... its hard to put a full word on it but sacred you'd guess? The walls shift as you lock, script swirling around like the very ruin is half awake....Which you are pretty sure it is given the humming in the air.You see a few ruins scrawled around the walls, and given you have little better to do you know your going to investigate but what are you prioritizing?Are we looking into the history of the ruin? Any evidence of Team Az? What could be here?You suppose it doesn't matter what you are looking for, it won't necessarily change what you'll find.>Roll 1d100
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Rolled 74 (1d100)>>1660015
You search around the air humming around you as the walls shift. It's a little ominous, like its waiting for you.The hallway narrows as you go in, a stair case leading even more down.As you walk torches light as you pass... which is not good. Usually that's like a elite four thing isn't it?You hear a slam as the hallway manifests a wall behind you, a large unown eye straight in the center of it.Letters float in the air.YOU CANT TAKE GO HOME>Take what?>You... you just blocked the way out.>Can SO!
>>1662068>You... you just blocked the way out.>Can SO!
You frown, you don't know what this thing is but you don't like its attitude."I can SO take." You say pouting.NO RUIN GUARD LONG TOO LONG WILL NOT LOSE"Will so! I'm like a psychic." You say sticking your tongue out.POINTLESS WE OLD YOUR YOUNG"I'm not young." You stamp your foot. "I'm like 20."THAT IS YOUNG"IS not, I am mature."NO"Yes!"NO"Yes, yes to infinity." You say, smirking as the room goes quiet.DOES NOT COUNT INTRUDER CHEATEDUgh! This voice is really immature, why can't people be cool like you are, in your superhero outfit, arguing with a voice.>Break through the wall>Proceed forward>Yell at the words more, make it talk
Going to bed, hope you guys are having fun
>>1662439>Yell at the words more, make it talkYes, it's fun.
You huft turning around as you head forward. "Look at me!" You yell back. "Heading off to take."NO STOP BAD INTRUDER"Can't stop won't stop." NO CAN STOP DO STOP"And do what? You blocked the exit."DO NOTHING SIT SIT AND WAIT FOR JUSTICE"I AM Justice look at the costume." You say pointing at your helmet. "I'm a superhero."NUH UH"Ya huh." You scoff turning to Koshmar. "This voice is completely immature." Your sneasel looks to the side and mutters something, you stomp your foot in frustration."I am SO not! The voice started it."DID NOT"DID SO." You yell back, continuing to walk down the hallway. "Whats so important that your hiding anyway."SECRET GO AWAYYou sigh, you guess this person was used to people pringing someone with teleport for these kinda things. Too bad you left Planny at home, she should be having fun though.You see the room open into some sortof antechamber, a large pedastel in the bank surrounded by worn tapestry. This place would look like a throne room if the pedestal was replaced by a chair.Sitting in the center of the pedastel was... a white rock... What?>Touch the rock>Wait for the annoying voice to explain itself>Look for a way out, ignoring the obvious rock cause its probbably a trap
>>1664637>>Touch the rock
>>1664637>Touch the rock
You head over to the rock, poking the white stone. It's a little warm to your touch and the stone wobbles a bit under your fingers, a bit more then your prodding would cause. Maybe its moving on its own like a egg.A shape darts past the columns, catching your eye as the blur tackles you to the ground, a yellowish mouse thing on top you."Nooo! NO TAKE UNCLE RESHY!" The pokemon wails hitting you with its claws... Well you say that but it doesnt really hurt. The pokemons sobs, its red ears dropping. "ME GUARD. Me do job well!" The pokemon says crying.Well you know who was the asshole with the letters then.>Koshmar, little help here.>Uncle reshy?>Um... there there?
>>1669604>Um... there there?
>>1669604>>Um... there there?
Hold on looks like we are going to a new thread.