Storm trooper questYou are a soldier in the imperial army of the galactic empire. You are only a trooper, and at the will of the commanding officer in your squad, Levi. You are stationed on a recently discovered planet, protecting a small and yet to be developed town in the outer rim. You are part of a small squadron of 5 troopers, in an imperial garrison consisting of 2 tie fighters and pilots, a second squad of storm troopers, and an imperial officer.
>>1620267You wake up in your bed at the garrison. After preparing all your gear you head out with your squad for patrol. You see a man in the street running and hear a man shouting.
>>1620280Chase the man running
>>1620285You immediately start running towards the man in question. Upon further inspection you see he is of smaller stature, and rounder than most men. You are close in pursuit as he runs toward the space port. You think of possibilites. Currently two imperial troops are at the space port monitoring incoming and out coming traffic. You need to decide something quick however, because he's already nearing the spaceport.
>>1620297Shoot his legs
>>1620308You decide instead of calling your comrades, that making a show of this man and having fun with a little target practice is your best option. You wait until he reaches the hanger in which his ship lies, a small frigate. You slow down as he runs toward his ship, and take careful aim. You fire thrice and manage to land 1 bolt onto his leg, the other bolts hitting the ramp. He falls to the ground gurgling an unknown language. Your fellow squad mates cheer you on after managing to hit him.
>>1620314Bring him in for interrogation
>>1620326Still proud from your recent accomplishment, you walk with your head held high up to the body of the small man. However, your hubris proceeds to be your undoing, as it appears the small man, or the ugnaught as you now have realized, had a friend. The ugnaught's friend pulls him on board the frigate, closes the door, and starts flying. After cursing yourself for not walking faster, you think about what to do.
good night anons I'll continue tomorrow
>>1620334Blast the ship obviously. And tell your friends to do the same. That was... what, the fourth thing they taught in training? Blast anything trying to escape. just after how to use the in-suit toilet
>>1620472You start firing your standard e-11 at the ship, however it is ineffective. However, the 2 troopers at the station were in charge of a blaster canon. One of your squad managed to call them in time, and they damage the ship's hyper drive before it escapes into space.
Shoot victory shots into the crowd
>>1620968As you see the two tie fighters being deployed into space to find the ugnaughts, you decide this is a cause for celebration. However your idea of celebration is a little, different. You fire the e-11 into the crowd, missing the people. However you hit a small droid. Your squadmates look at you like you've been possessed and you realize what you just did. You run towards the droid hoping there was some sort of justifiable reason. Upon further inspection you find rebel information on their top secret bases in the outer rim.
Shrug and go to the shooting range to practice/let off steam. Free will is an illusion, so it doesn't matter what we do.If someone is meant to discover these rebel plans, they're going to do so with or without our effort, so why bother?
>>1621011Deciding to be strangely nihilistic for some reason, you forget those rebel plans ever existed. When your squad mates asked what you found on the droid, you tell them you didn't find anything. You head to the shooting range to practice. After practicing, your officer comes in with several papers. He shows you the papers. You realize these papers are admission to the imperial academy for re-training.
shoot the commanding officer, he is a rebel spy.DIE REBEL SCUM
>>1621026You start screeching with all your imperial might. This man is no true imperial, he's a rebel spy in disguise! You take your blaster and shoot him in the head, killing the officer. You beat your chest like a gorilla in excitement over your victory. After you shout LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE you realize your squad must of heard it because they all came in to check up on what was happening. They all immediately start running for their weapons after seeing the dead officer.
>>1621029Mow them down.Also, we do know where rebel bases are now, right? Maybe we're destined to join the rebellion?
>>1621065no utilise our skytsophrenia and paranois, these are not empires men, THEY ARE REBLES DISGUISED. and ill be the rebels ARE EMPIRE DISGUISED. SO LETS GO TO THE DISGUSED EMPIRE AND FIND LORD VADER. FORWARD ATTACKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iFRa0KZsGhcnice music KILL THE DISGUISED REBELS
>>1621065Using your superior aim, you blast all 4 expertly. However before you leave you hear a groan and realize one is still alive. It's the commander Levi! He starts shouting that he will do anything you want as long as you let him live. This could be a possible recruit for your personal army.
>>1621076WHERE ARE THE OTHER DISGUISED REBELS? WHERE IS THE TRUE EMPIRE?
>>1621080You hold him up by his neck against the wall. You start screaming at him to tell you where the other disguised rebels are, and where the true empire is. He shouts that you're crazy and he called for backup. You look around and see the other squad of troopers all aimed at you.
>>1621086>spin and pivot and use him as a human shieldWHERE IS LORD VADER? THE EMPORER WHAT HAVE YOYU TRATORS DONE WITH HIM?>aim your gun between him and themWHERE?
>>1621089Before you commander can finish shouting "no don't shoot!" he is shot by his own comrades after you use him as a shield. You start shouting about where Lord Vader and The Emperor is however you are cut short after you are fired upon. Clearly they show no intention of letting you find the emperor.
>>1621099well shitfight to the lastFOR THE EMPORER>fire with reckless abandon and try to force kill them, lightning
>>1621107You drop the body and blaster and with all your rage attempt to use one technique you saw the emperor do once, force lightning. You fail in using the force to strike them down, however all the troopers are pushed back, falling to the ground and dropping their blasters. No time to think about how neat that shit was or whether you might get a promotion, you need a way out of this.
>>1621114marital arts them and then force choke, grab wepons and officer key and run for a ship.yelling FOR THE EMPIRE ALL THE TIME
>>1621121You recall that one time you watch space wwe, and attempt to put one of the troopers in a choke hold. you realize it's gonna take longer than you have to choke him to death and instead run with him as cover to the dead officer shouting "FOR THE EMPIRE" along the way. You grab his officer's credentials and head toward the shuttle. You make it on board with your prisoner.
>>1621132[I have to sleep, sorry for the madness]knock him out in a co pilots seat and fly to the rebal base broadcasting"ATTENTION [RBELS] I AM [NAME] AND I SEEK TO JOIN YOUR CAUSE TO RESCUE THE LORDS FROM THE TRAITORS"
>>1621148You look for your information on the rebel base so that you can head there and proceed with the information, but alas, you decided to leave it with the droid because you figured it wouldn't matter. Clearly you need a new plan, and fast, as it is likely they'll send tie fighters after your small shuttle.
>>1621114Get our blaster and get the heck away!!!
>>1621202you already did, you're in your imperial shuttle you stole>>1621165
>>1621217Then you have no choice, get to the imperial capital planet so that you can rescue lord Vader and the emperor before it's too late.
>>1621385You decide to take the shuttle to coruscant, the heart of the imperial army, in search for Lord Vader and The Emperor. However, before you reach customs, your captive wakes up. You need to deal with him.
>>1621402Interrogate the prisoner, have them tell you where the rebels are
>>1621423You interrogate the prisoner, asking him where the rebels are. You forgot he's not restrained however, and tackles you shouting that you're crazy and he'll end you.
>>1621427Allow the will of lord Vader and his dark master flow through you, blast him with the emperor's lighting, DEUS EMPEROR
>>1621461(side note, Emperor has a latin word, Imperium, so Deus Imperium is correct usage, maybe, not sure about the ending for deus)You channel your love for the Emperor and Vader, and with your force powers you succeed in creating lighting, but after you shout Deus Imperium, you manage to hit both the prisoner and ships controls. He falls to the ground beside you, while the ship starts falling towards Coruscant. This might be a rough landing.
>>1621470I was really just trying to make a joke/establish just how insane mc is, but that is good to know. I kind of want that to be our catchphrase now. Also>USE THE EMPEROR'S LOVE TO CUSHION YOURSELF
>>1621796While your love for the emperor is vast and great, knowing no bounds, it does not seem to be able to cushion someone from a falling 100 ton chunk of metal, however you find yourself being pulled into a ship. You then remember the garrison of cruisers outside the planet. Your ship is pulled into a star destroyer. The lock is opened by "rebel scum" wearing storm trooper armor.
>>1621804Demand their surrender in the name of the Galactic Empire or feel your wrath>make electricity with your hands
>>1621877You demand them to surrender while straining yourself to make electricity course through your hands. The officer curses and demands his officers shoot you down now. They start firing upon you.
>>1621893Kill these rebel scum>DEUS IMPERIUM
>>1622062You use your blaster to dispatch 2 of the imperial troops. The imperial officer starts running and sounds the alarm. 6 more troopers rush towards you
>>1622077End them, we have a beloved emperor and his death to save
>>1622687You summon your rage at the rebels and use it to shock 4 of them. You manage to kill the other two and the officer with an e-11 but your hurt in your leg. The alarm is also still on. There's 2 halls to your sides and an elevator.
>>1622696Elevator, as high up as you can
>>1622703You take the elevator as far as you can, and end up on the bridge of the star destroyer. Inside are 2 troopers, around 15 officers, and an admiral. One of the troopers turns to you and says you shouldn't be here.
>>1622715You wish to get to the lord Vader and warn them of the rebel insurgents infesting the glorious imperial military
>>1622719You tell them your plans of grandeur, but they don't seem to like them. They say once again that you need to leave, and this time they aim their blasters directly at you.
>>1622715>>1622719Support.>>1621114On another note, did we sperg so hard we unlocked our force potential?
>>1622725Kinda. however you're not completely sure whether the events are really what happened or not, everything feels a little surreal.
>>1622727Sweet.>>1622723Let the autism flow through us, silence these apostates! Shout the good word of the Galactic Empire while we do so.
>>1622723Rebel scum! Feud Imperium!>>1622727Wait, so for all we know, we could've been in the corner wearing a tinfoil hat and beat our head against the wall?
>>1622744Maybe. You won't know until we reach the end, will you : ^)>>1622751Reeing with all your imperial might, you blast the troopers with your e-11 (currently your force powers are drained considering you just unlocked them) and head toward the bridge. The admiral pulls out his pistol and tells you he won't surrender this ship.
>>1622754Pelvic thrust at the Admiral with the power of the Force to force push him into the walls.
>>1622766we got 3 people running this shit now I'ma need a second
>>1622776>I'ma need a secondDo you mean a moment, or a second vote?>>1622766Support. I want to see if this is possible.
>>1622778>>1622766Alright. You prepare your muscles and assume the position. With all your might you push your pelvis forward, thrusting with the power to reach the heavens. The Admiral is thrown through the observation windows, creating a vacuum. After he and several other officers are sucked into the vacuum, it's re-sealed. Now you're alone in a bridge with several officers afraid of you.
>>1622784Demand the surrender of this vessel in the name of the Emperor!
>>1622791>>1622795You demand the vessel surrenders in the name of the Emperor. The crew seems more than happy to oblige as long as they don't die. One walks up to you calmly and asks what's going to happen now
>>1620975>>1622796We must warn the others of the rebel plans! Contact Central!
>>1622796There are rebels within our ranks, we must find lord Vader and warn him before it's too late!
>>1622803>>1622807compromiseYou head to the comms and ask for Vader. Appearing before you is one of the ISB agents. She asks why you called. You tell her you need to speak to Vader. However, she sees the dead troopers and officer and promptly commands you to explain this.
>>1622811>>1622807Traitors, of the highest order!
>>1622811REBEL SPYS[happy to see this lives]
>>1622816thanks kiddo>>1622814>>1622817You determine this ISB agent is no friend of the real Emperor, and demand to speak to either Vader or the Emperor. When you shout out that she's a traitor and she claims she is sending troops to capture you and shuts off the comms. You then see two star destroyers appear in front of your now commandeered ship. It's unlikely you can survive this encounter, however Lord Vader and The Emperor are clearly on Coruscant in need of help.
>>1622824Can't we just warp to our destination?
>>1622824YOU PANSY REBEL TRAITORS, I WILL ZHOW YOU THE TRUE POWER OF MY [autism] LOVE OF THE EMPIRERAMMING SPEEDFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU->>1622827I think we are over corisant
this should do nicelyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJNz2QgSNsk
>>1622827You're currently in orbit above Coruscant, the capital planet, however the 2 cruisers are stopping you from going anywhere else. >>1622829Using the full extent of your autism, you command your new allies to ram the ship into the enemy, at full speed. They beg of you not to do this, but you won't have it. Either they do it or they die! They pilot your ship towards the enemy at full speed, and then start screaming and heading for the escape pods.>>1622834personally I was thinking of this but with imperials but I like yours better https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCGoA-dZBzo
>>1622836Use the generators to charge our powers while we're ramming the enemy ship.
>>1622836Take an escape pod, set it to shoot straight into the palace that the emperor resides in, it'll allow us to get to him quickly
>>1622836>laughing manically use our new powers and...... RIP THE OTHER DESTROYER INTO OUR COURCE ASWELL SO ITS TWO FOR ONEthen this>>1622845
>>1622836>>1622843>>1622846Use the generators to do this, this is is more effective.
>>1622843>>1622845>>1622846You attempt to guide the other cruiser into a path with yours, but it seems to be a target that's too big for your reach.. yet...You head for the escape pod and pilot it straight to for the emperor's palace, however on the way you're shot down by ground defenses and your pod lands directly in the senate, in front of all the senators currently in session. Oh, and it seems you killed a gungan senator on your way down. Everyone looks at you, outraged, and in the middle you see the man himself, the Emperor! He does not looked thrilled about what just happened.
just cheaking we ARE loyal to the emperor? right>>1622855>yell at the gunganSERVES YOU RIGHT XENO SCUM DEUS IMPERIUM>the empoer sir I must report several thousand traitors in the navy and storm trooper corp
>>1622855Tell them they must know of the insurgents' plans that can potentially doom the Galactic Empire!
and now its this musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIsv1YOFNyswe are so fucked, or we get a suicide mission.... kill any tratiorious looking senators later guys
>>1622860>just cheaking we ARE loyal to the emperor? rightYeah, but we're batshit insane.
>>1622860>>1622861After putting that dirty xeno scum in what WAS their place, you tell the emperor of the rebel's plot However, something seems off about the emperor, he should be rewarding you for your service, yet instead he tells his guards to capture you. Something is not right here. Guards surround, but before they can do anything parts of a star destroyer rain down on the senate, destroying the senate building. You see part of it collapsing towards the emperor, and him struggling to keep it from falling on him. This may be your chance to save him, of course you technically put him in this position but there's a valid argument that the rebels were responsible as well.
>>1622869>However, something seems off about the emperor, he should be rewarding you for your service, yet instead he tells his guards to capture you. Something is not right here.>>1621020>>1621029Strange. Check to make sure we took our pills this morning.
>>1622869>force repulse on guards>force pull the empra to us or the shit away from him
>>1622871>>1622872you check to make sure you took your pills, you think you did but you're not entirely sure and there's no way to know because taking more than the required dose could be dangerous. Anyway, you force the guards away from you, effectively ending their threat in the meantime. Then you look towards the emperor and pull him out of the ways of danger. The falling rubble kills the other people in the senate, but they are not your responsibility, only the Emperor is. You have him in your grasps, and he shouts for you to let him go and attempts to shock you.
>>1622882>You have him in your grasps, and he shouts for you to let him go and attempts to shock you.Give him the galaxy's manliest bear hug and use the shocks to power ourself.>you check to make sure you took your pills, you think you did but you're not entirely sure and there's no way to know because taking more than the required dose could be dangerous.We should talk to our doctor after this.
>>1622882>let goYES SIR>shoot an alien corpse or being FUKIN XENOSare you alright sir?[we should have been born in the imperium, we would have killed it..... litteraly]
>>1622885>>1622886CompromiseYou give him a manly bear hug and then let go. Somehow, even though it really shouldn't work, his force lightning gives you power. You then shoot the nearest alien, a togrutta, and ask the Emperor if he's okay. He demands that you stand down and let him loose. This is not proper Emperor behavior! (Maybe it is, we still really need to check with our doctor, we're still not sure to be completely honest)
>>1622896>>1622885>>1622882Clearly the Emperor hasn't been taking his pills this morning, offer him some of our pills and advise he sees a doctor after this.
>>1622899You tell him this doesn't seem right, and hand him your pills and advise he seek medical attention immediately. He refuses to take the pills, but you manage to force them down his throat. He seems oddly mellowed out now, not willing to respond. The medicine seems to be working! But now several guards have surrounded you, and demanding that you back away from the Emperor and surrender. You need a way to get the Emperor out of this.
>>1622904Well I'm off now, thanks for the session QM. This looks like a good cliffhanger.
>>1622910Same, I'll be back tomorrow
>>1622904Fight your way through these rebel scum as you keep the emperor on your back, you'll get him out of here with nothing but your will and love for the empire.
>>1625196You hoist the emperor on to your back with greatest care possible, and start fighting through the rebel scum. You manage to kill 2 of the guards with your just e-11 and shock another guard. The guards to your back dare not shoot at you in fear of hitting the emperor. You manage to make it outside to the docking bay, but the guards are closing in on you.
>>1625243force shock em
>>1625319You attempt to force shock them but only manage to injure one of them, currently your powers are drained. They're closing in more, but there are ships in the docking bay you could escape with, an Imperial shuttle and a LAAT
>>1625350Ask Blaster-chan on what we should do.
Take the imperial shuttle, it's more advanced, faster, and can get out us off planet.>>1625354I don't think we're even carrying a blaster, we've been doing force fisticuffs since we left the practice range.
>>1625366Nah you never go anywhere without it>>1625354You look at your trusty e-11. You've known him your entire service in the imperial army, and he's probably the most trustworthy in the entire army, save for The Emperor and Lord Vader, of course. You ask him to guide you in these perilous times, in order to save the beloved Emperor. You now know what to do. You stand up from your cover valiantly, and with precise aim hit you bring down the crane in the docking bay with blaster-chan, killing most of the guards. You then head for the imperial shuttle, and take off for space. This time you manage to not get shot down, and escape coruscant. You have the Emperor safe with you, but alas Vader is still in harms away. You need to figure out where he is. All you know is that he has a castle on a Mustafar, perhaps you should go there first.
>>1625375TO MUSTAFAR, FOR LORD VADER
>>1625379>>1625385You punch in the coordinates for Mustafar in order to find Lord Vader. You land on the docking bay at his castle. No one is currently outside, but the door is close. You need to choose whether or not to leave the Emperor and proceed forward or take him with you for safe keeping.
>>1625400Keep the emprah safe
>>1625400>>1625429Yeah. Stuff him in a safe room so he doesn't get assassinated while we're away.
>>1625429>>1625431You decide the safest possible room in all of the galaxy is a room guarded by rich jews, so you take the Emperor to the bank and deposit him. The guards, while stunned, say nothing. You then head back out into space, however you realize the Emperor dropped something on your ship. It's his black card that ensures his credit around the universe. You could procure things necessary to find Lord Vader and protect the Emperor with this.
>>1625441Buy better armor, buy super mods for our Blaster E-11, buy healing aids like medkits and shit like that just in case, have our ship repaired so we don't have anything bad happen immediately the next time we get jumped, also have the ship painted so we continue our mission undetected damnit.We have money, we need to USE it.
>>1625486>also have the ship painted so we continue our mission undetected damnit.Time for a pay-n-spray?
>>1625486You buy everything possible with the Emperor's funds, he wouldn't mind of course as it's for his and Lord Vader's Safety! Your e-11 is a lot faster, shoots slugs, and has better sights. You also now have Mandalorian craft armor, certainly an upgrade from your previous storm trooper gear. You also got a pretty damn cool jetpack and medical supplies. Your ship has been outfitted to go faster, jump to light speed faster, and has a few more turrets and ion cannons. Now you feel ready to continue your journey! Also pretty damn cool. You head back to Mustafar, and this time you're prepared to head inside. As soon as you enter you're greeted with a small crowd of guards. All 8 immediately turn on their electro staffs and run towards you.
>>1625518Fools! We're trying to warn Vader of rebel scum, and idiots keep getting in our way! Fuck off!>use the Force to make them hit themselves with their own electro-staffs - why waste energy this early?Assuming we've rested in between us getting the black card and coming back to Mustafar.
>>1625518Take out your new custom made vibroblade, that you totally bought earlier, and slash these guards apart.
>>1625531No need! >>1625529Save the vibroblade for a really hard to open door.
>>1625529>>1625531Using your totally rad force powers, you force 6 guards to shock themselves and dispatch the last 2 with your blaster. You head further inside and come across a lair that seems to belong to vader. Inside is a console. After investigating the console, it would seem it's password protected. However there is a map laying about the room. The map leads to a space station in the outer rim, but you do not know what's there.
>>1625582Of course we know what's there! The password! It would make perfect sense that Vader would be paranoid enough to have something important like that where no one would expect it - but the fact that the directions to the place are laying about the room in plain view must mean that those guards at the door were IMPOSTORS and that the enemy ALREADY KNOWS WHERE THE CODES AREWe need to head over there to intercept them right fucking NOW!
>>1625594Of course! Lord Vader's intellect far surpasses anything we could be capable of, it's no wonder he's our leader.
>>1625594>>1625603Fuck you're right, you say to yourself as you leave the castle. You get in your ship and head on your way to the space station. After you land, you are greeted with... no one? It seems no one is guarding this space station. You see a large door in front of you and 2 smaller doors to your left and right.
>>1625612>>1625603>>1625594Knowing just how much of a mastermind Lord Vader undoubtedly is, ask ourselves what would Lord Vader do.
>>1625634You think of what the great Lord would do, and you instantly realize Vader would be no coward, and head straight for the main door. Inside is... Vader's meditation chamber! Only 2 guards with electro staffs stand between you and Vader.
>>1625634I ask myself that everyday
Okay, I'm retiring the story for tonight, see you guys tomorrow. Always remember to ask yourself what would Lord Vader would do.
>>1625673I ask myself that everyday...
>>1625673This is an amazing quest you have here you absolute madman. Keep this shit up.
So should I archive this or will the madness continue?
>>1629491Well it's the weekend, let's give it till sunday afternoon and if he's not back by then, then yea you should archive it.
>>1629523Got it, thanks.
Welp, so much for this.
>>1633419There's still hope. But someone should still archive this?
>>1634181just archive it, it sucks but this seems dead.
>>1635555Yeah, allright. Nice quads by the way.I'll archive it as Stormtrooper Madman Quest for posterity.
>>1635581>>1635589Looks good, too bad this didn't stick. And thanks I try.
I really liked this. Sadly I only found it today.