Titans Quest, which as the name indicates takes place in the DC universe and focuses on Teen Titans team. In particular it focuses on you, Adam, the newest member of the team. As the quest goes on you might remain on the team to as a mentor or even leader, move onto the Justice League, or go solo either as a hero or villain. Maybe you’ll fuck up big and wind up drafted on the Suicide Squad. You might even save the world here and there, maybe even land a date.The Titans are a New York based team of former sidekicks/young adult heroes who have decided to help train and support teenagers/new heroes just starting out on their own. Naturally while this quest is based on the DC comics universe, things are different. Superheros haven been around since forever, especially since WWII, but the Justice League has only been around a little less than ten years. The Teen Titans, have been active now for eleven months and are a little obscure except to news hounds, New Yorkers, and super hero fanatics. On the broader scale, a lot of big villains and heroes haven’t made their debut. Darkseid and the rest of the New Gods are a mystery, Trigon is a myth, and Booster Gold is still a washed up security guard a couple of centuries into the future.Welcome to the New Age of HeroesTwitter: https://twitter.com/ManThorQMCharacter Sheet: https://pastebin.com/YqzUnUif
The past five days pretty much all you’ve done is sleep. You could say it’s the death threats that stream your way that get to you, even though Cyborg and Starfire filtered them out three days ago. Another good excuse would be the creepy letters congratulating you for leaving so little of the man you personally turned into pasta sauce, reminding you of the other scum still inhabiting that need to disappear. Neither of them took into account that each of those letters is also a constant, recurring kick in the nuts. But’s it’s not that. It’s that the weight of taking of a laugh wears on you and exhausts you. Maybe the nightmares keep some people awake but for you they’re better than what you get when you’re awake. Better to close your eyes and just let it crush you…“Adam, it’s time to wake up” an almost monotone voice says, your glowing a somehow radiant black before being tossed to the other side of your bedroom.You immediately get up, almost ready for a fight, when you see Raven walk across the room silently and open your blinds. Your eyes shut immediately flush with a low key agony as you hear Raven’s footsteps as she moves to the other side of the room and open your door.“It’s 9 am, you’ve locked yourself away almost a week it’s time to stop doing this their way and start doing it mine.”A.) I WAS trying to sleep.B.) Your way? What?C.) You do nothing BUT hide your room, at least I have an excuse.
>>1602324>B.) Your way? What?We're back, baby! Aaand we're in a depression.
>>1602324>Your way? What?
>>1602324>A.) I WAS trying to sleep.>B.) Your way? What?
>>1602324>A.) I WAS trying to sleep.>B.) Your way? What?We should waifu Harley.
ITS TIME BOIS
>>1602379Let's wait until we know her more than barely at all to make the decision.
>>1602379>>1602337>>1602336>>1602338“I was trying to sleep!” Adam mumbles, moving towards his blanket before Raven just makes it vanish."Your way? What?" You ask“No, you weren’t. You’re trying to hide from happened and that’s impossible. Trust me I have first ahd experience. Take a shower, breakfast is waiting” Raven says. “Dick and the others said to give you your space, like they’ve done for me. But they’ve made an error. We all grieve our own way but your not grieving now The difference is I’m reading, conducting research, or meditating. Your swallowing in misery. I’m cooking you breakfast today and will listen about what you’re feeling. First, take a shower.” Raven says, levitating and leaving the roomBefore you can think of second guessing her or refusing the blinds and mattress in your room glow for a brief instant and disappear. Sighing, you reach into your closet and pull out a tank top, boxers, and athletic shorts. It had been awhile since you ate anyway, a quick bite would be good even you if decided the day was lost.You walk into the shower and just let the hot, steaming water pour over you, just stopping to rub with self occasionally with soup and pour on shampoo. As the water hits your skin, you start to feel the dark blanket that had been weighing on you lift more and more. When a half hour passes, while it still lingers, a bite to eat sounds more than just needed but something to look forward too. You try to put on the tank top, you notice it’s a little too small for your muscular physique, Wally had more of a swimmer’s build it seems, though everything else fits snug and perfectly. You throw the shirt off into the laundry bin and step out still a little moist.Raven was busy setting out two plates when you stops and just stares at you frozen except for her eyes scanning you, up and down and then back again. She suddenly regains her composer and sets both plates, each containing a poached egg, a bowl of oatmeal, and a slice of grapefruit. A.) Why only two plates? Where is everyone?B.) Like what you see?C.) Thanks for breakfast, sorry if I was being dick.D.) So what did you want to talk about?
>>1602386>C.) Thanks for breakfast, sorry if I was being a dick.>D.) So what did you want to talk about?
>>1602386>A.) Why only two plates? Where is everyone?>C.) Thanks for breakfast, sorry if I was being dick.
>>1602386>A.) Why only two plates? Where is everyone?>C.) Thanks for breakfast, sorry if I was being dick.>D.) So what did you want to talk about?
>>1602386C.) Thanks for breakfast, sorry if I was being dick.D.) So what did you want to talk about?
>>1602386>C.) Thanks for breakfast, sorry if I was being a dick.>D.) So what did you want to talk about?ALL ABOARD THE RAVEN TRAIN WOO WOOOO
>>1602422Slow down, hot shot.
>>1602422>>1602436They're all good friends
>>1602386>just stopping to rub with self occasionally with soup
>A.) Why only two plates? Where is everyone?>C.) Thanks for breakfast, sorry if I was being dick.
>>1602436antman wants his artwork back.
>>1602422>>1602436We've got a big selection of women, and maybe men too, to pick from.Let's wait and solidify friendships first before we choose one.
“Why are there only two plates. Where is everyone?”“Vic is out driving his girlfriend to work. Garfield and Kory are off having breakfast at a dinner somewhere in Brooklyn, having wanted to give you a little space. Dick however is in Gotham, defending you from Batman. When he gets back he’ll feel obligated to read you the riot act but he knows that happened with you could have happened with any of us.”"Sorry if I was a dick, that was rude of me when your just trying to help." You say wincing a little."Don't bother you don't see me crying do you?" Raven says shaking her head.“Adam, what happened to you a week ago...it’s happened to all of us, some form or another. Usually we’re little more experienced when it does but you can’t save people everyone, especially from themselves every time. You were green and made a bad all, but you didn’t pull that pin.” Raven starts in between bites of grapefruit and a gulp of milk.“No, I just crushed it and made him explode.” You say starting down at a mostly full plate. Your lack of appetite was returning.“You didn’t force him to take it out, buy it, or plant a bomb on New York City’s subway system. You didn’t even make him pull the pin while you crushed the grenade. The only person who was forced to do anything was you when Grant forced you on that train by threatening to kill tens of thousand of people Adam. If you played it smarted Adam would be in jail cell true, but it was his own grenade he fell on when trying to throw it at you. Not yours. If you want to prosper in our line of work Adam your going to have to get used to this.” Raven says a little sharp, but only a little. She looks you in the eyes sad but firm>A.) You said you had first experience in this too? What happened?>B.) Maybe your right, it’s just what happened take a long time to process>C.) I’m green like you said, maybe I need a little more training before I go out on a mission again.
>>1602446>>1602448Well, that's embarassing. Never happened to me before. Here's another for apologies.
>>1602453>this fucking guy
>>1602452>B.) Maybe your right, it’s just what happened take a long time to process>C.) I’m green like you said, maybe I need a little more training before I go out on a mission again.
>>1602452>>B.) Maybe your right, it’s just what happened take a long time to process
>>1602452>B.) Maybe your right, it’s just what happened take a long time to process>A.) You said you had first experience in this too? What happened?We should make breakfast as thanks next time.
>>1602452>B.) Maybe your right, it’s just what happened take a long time to process>A.) You said you had first experience in this too? What happened?
>>1602469Do we even know how to cook?>>1602452Might wanna proofread and spellcheck your posts, ManThor.
>>1602471Blah, I kinda rushed that one out yeah
>>1602471Fried egg and some waffles arnt hard and you know youve fucked up when it starts going black so you try again. Just get up early or practice.
>>1602473You can make it fun, and run a Butts for Corrections system like Gobble. TT art is plentiful and it will help you improve over time.
"Maybe your right, it’s just what happened is going to take a while to process. Someone died" You say, before plunging your fork into a chunk of grapefruit."Nothing wrong with that. Just don't crucify yourself over it Adam" Raven says."I’m just as green you said I was too, I'm going to need a little more training before I go out on a mission again." You add“That was kinda what I was getting at. Take some time, get some training in, and we can avoid incidents like Grant’s from being regular occurrences” Raven says, taking one last swig of milk and taking her dishes into the sink.Before she can leave you ask one more thing."You said you had first experience in this too, What happened?" You askRaven goes silent, making you think she’s going to just pretend she didn’t hear you, before she finally starts talking. “I was green once and made a mistake too. Dick told me he told you about my childhood correct? He left something out. When I was living with the monks who took my mother and I in, they thought me both their knowledge of the mystic arts and how to control own innate powers. After years of study they said I could begin using them instead of just suppressing them. I grew...impatient. I knew there was much more I could do with just the power contained within me. So I’d often push boundaries and use my powers without supervision or in ways I’d been taught. Somehow when experimenting with them, I made some sort of mistake, and the cult found my mother and me. I managed to escape and the Titans took me in. They were not so fortunate.”You are about to say something but Raven just shakes her head.“I made a terrible mistake, one I’ll have to learn to live with just like you. But I’m not the one who murdered them, just like you didn’t kill Grant. We have to keep on moving forward not live in the past with our mistakes” Raven saysYou finish breakfast in relative silence and watch as Raven leaves to depart for her room>A.) Thank you>B.) Thank you, offer a handshake>C.) Thank you, offer a hug.
>>1602503>A.) Thank youSay we owe her breakfast?A hug seems too personal, a handshake too cold.
>>1602503>B.) Thank you, offer a handshake
>>1602503>A.) Thank you
>>1602510Sure I'll count that in the write in
>>1602510I'll second this
>>1602510I'll third this.
>Thank you, offer Breakfast
>>1602551>>1602503Forgot to link it
>>1602510Thisthese 20 minute wait times are killing me
Quick thing here would you like to mix up the handshake the breakfast offer? Cause those are disparate enough to make it impossible to mix...
>>1602510Changing my vote from >>1602514 to this.
>>1602558Change my vote to the breakfast offer.Or, if you mean that you can combine them, then do both.
>>1602558No thanks.Handshake feels off to me right now."Yes, lets shake on how people died and we are getting over that"
>>1602558I rather not doing the handshake
>>1602558Handshake seems kinda weird to me honestly.You shake people's hands when're you're getting introduced to them, generally not for expressing gratitude.
>>1602558Changing from handshake to breakfast.
“Thank you Raven. Guess I owe you a breakfast.” You say offering a smile Raven smiles warmly and looks a little surprised.“Your welcome Adam. You’re broker then I am, so I hope you can make a decent mushroom omelet or at least some waffles.” She says, her smile getting a little more mischievous. “Your going to make a fantastic Titan and hero in your own right sooner or later. If you excuse me, I’m off to go meditate.” She says floating off to her own room, whisking right through a few pieces of furniture.....About thirty minutes or so minutes after you finish doing the dishes, Cyborg and Starfire have both returned to Titan’s Tower and begin lounging around, Victor hooking up Garfield’s NES’ to the big screen tv and Starfire thumbing through a Stephen King book.>A.) Ask what's up with Cyborg>B.) Ask what's up with Starfire.>C.) Ask Starfire were Beast Boy is
Had a Watchmen shout out if you choose Handshake, lol
>>1602589>B.) Ask what's up with Starfire.Let's get to know her more.
>>1602589>A.) Ask what's up with Cyborg>B.) Ask what's up with Starfire.
>>1602589>>B.) Ask what's up with Starfire.
>>1602589>B.) Ask what's up with Starfire.Stephen King? Good taste.
>>1602568More like thanking her for sharing that, which is way hug is there but who knows with you guys wanting to send the wrong signal
>>1602589>A.) Ask what's up with CyborgBro time!We may have to ask his instructions on food prep if we dont know how to make the omlet.
>>1602589>>A.) Ask what's up with Cyborg
>>1602589>A.) Ask what's up with Cyborg
>>1602589>B.) Ask what's up with Starfire.
>>1602589>>A.) Ask what's up with Cyborg>>B.) Ask what's up with Starfire.Ask Starfire what she's reading, if she likes it and if the author's any good.Ask if Cyborg wants a game partner?
>>1602604I mean, i can see why she would enjoy it, but it doesn't feel like we've earnt it yet. The connection is just sympathy atm. We can give her a bear hug once we are propperly freinds and not just aquaintances.
You walk over to Cyborg just as he finally gets a hang of the thing and some red pixels of an itlalian man with a curly mustcahe pops on the screen.“Booyah! Told Garfield I could do it.” He screams, turning it off and playing with the back of the tv until the regular tv. He looks over, his smile not fading but his eyes betraying his concern.“What’s up Victor, why are you playing around Garfield’s video game gizimo” You ask“I promised him I’d set it for him and there’s a Giants game latter today so I thought I’d get it done now.” Cyborg says standing up, dusking off his metallic knees“What? Your watching it later?” You ask“No, going. Giants gave the whole team season tickets when we stopped Weather Wizard from rainning out all NFL games” Cyborg says “Long story. Anyway want to come?”>A.) Sure>B.) Nah, more of Fawcett Minutemen fan.>C,) Maybe, let’s me see if Starfire wants to come/doing
>>1602634>B.) Nah, more of Fawcett Minutemen fan.
>>1602634>>B.) Nah, more of Fawcett Minutemen fan.
>>1602634>>A.) SureGo with the bro. Chug all the kegs.
>>1602634>A>C lets ask starfire if she wants to join
>>1602662Naw man. Football doesn't seem like her scene.Not violent enough.
>>1602634SureLets bro it up!
>>1602684So.. canadian hockey next time?
>>1602684If I remember right isn't she impressed with anything earth culture I feel she would enjoy it.
“Sure, got nothing better to do” you say. It make be all fake memories but you remember be a varistey linebacker on your high school football team. You simply love the sport even if your knowledge is two years behind now.“Alright! Finally, someone else here besides Starfire who appericates the game. Dick is just into baseball, Raven thinks it’s barbaric, and Garfield more into tech stuff.” Cyborg starts. “They aren’t so hot this season but whatever”“What about Starfire?” You ask, Starfire putting down her book as you mention her.“I think the game is a little too soft and the human’s move a little too slow compared to Tamaraneans but it’s I think it’s fun. It's the closest thing this planet this planet has too a pure of the artistry of combat” She says“Why don’t we make this a group function then?” You ask“Yes, it’s date! I must make demand something of you in return though. I would like to take you somewhere after the competitive display afterwards if you wouldn’t mind” Starfire says>A.) Can you at least tell me what it is?>B.) Sure>C.) Nah I’m new to New York and would like to some sightseeing on my own for a bit
>>1602702She's impressed with our art. Our sports are a little too delicate for her. Still she has time to blow
>>1602695Now that's an appealing suggestion.Still a bit vanilla, but its the best we got.
>>1602712>A.) Can you at least tell me what it is?>B.) Sure
>>1602712>>B.) SureThem social links ain't gonna grow on their own.
>>1602712>A.) Can you at least tell me what it is?
>>1602712>B.) Sure>A.) Can you tell me what it is or is it a surprise?
>>1602712>I must make demand something of you in return though>B
>>1602712>B.) SureI kinda want to ask he what she thinks of Hockey now.
>>1602732I forgot an a in there but that was meant to be a grammatically broken sentence
>>1602732You're endangering my beer with that picture anon. too fucking funny.
“Sure, but can you at least tell me where we'd be going?" You ask. I mean you trust her but still."No, it is a surprise!" Starfire says cheerfully, clapping her hands as she does so, a grin spreading across her face. Your reminded just how attractive she is."Great, I'll get my car. Just wait here a second" Cyborg says running for the door."Don't bother, I hate the traffic, come on Adam" Starfire says walking over to window, opening, and then sprinting towards you. "Dick told me you could fly let's get some practice in. First one there owes the other one a carbonated beverage!""Why not a beer?" You ask, rushing towards the window"Dick says while you are now an adult, you bared from alcoholic drinks until aged 21, very odd." She says >Roll 1d100
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>1602766
Rolled 22 (1d100)>>1602766Doesn't make sense, but sure.
Rolled 61 (1d100)>>1602766Let's not embarrass ourselves.
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>1602766Rolling
Rolled 53 (1d100)>>1602766Up, up and away!
>>1602773Glad you rolled.
You and Starfire take off and you realize almost instantly how better she is at this then you. Not just in speed either, but in grace. You learned how to fly and it feels akward even as you do it, she does it as easily as she breathes. You are basically hurling yourself towards the Giants Stadium in New Jersey on what feels like invisible hands to you, she’s basically dancing there. She seems through up by skyscrapers, down below bridges, and whizzing past everything by ever so much, seamlessly like a threaded needle. You just hang above everything afraid to crash into anything.You lose big, but at the very least you beat Cyborg there by a mile.Starfire is waiting for you at the gate talking to clerk and signing autographs, waving when she sees you. She grabs your arm as soon as you land, away from civies in attempt to maintain some cover, and rushes you towards your seats while onlookers just stare at the both of you. “Can’t bieleve some normal bozo knows Starfire” You hear ever so slightly on the perepherial, as you are whisked to your seat.About fifteen minutes later Cyborg joins you, carrying a huge tray of food and drinks. Hot dogs, nachos, beer, soda, and even a hamburger. You look incredulous as he seems to devour at least two hot dogs in about four bites total. Isn’t he like mostly robot? He can digest food, let alone that much?“Here, got you budweiser” Cyborg says mouth spilling out a little food as he tries to hand you a beer before Starfire swats it out of his hand.“He is ONLY 18 Vic” Starfire says.“Come on, he’s adult, not like I’m sneaking beer to Garfield. Loosen up a little Kori.” Cyborg says“NO, it is against the law” Starfire continues, pouting>A.) Come on.>B.) She’s right Vic.>C.) I’ll settle for a soda
>>1602824>>C.) I’ll settle for a sodaNice middle ground.
>>1602824>C.) I’ll settle for a sodaLet's not drag down the mood.
>>1602824>C.) I’ll settle for a soda"Thanks for the offer, though, Vic."
Oh yeah. Did we change into new clothes?Or are we still walking around shirtless and just wearing athletic shorts?
"I'll take a soda. Thanks for the offer, though, Vic." You say grabbing a coke for both you and a beer for Starfire. She offers you a smile and a little smug thank you aimed at Victor."No, problem." Cyborg says, before jumping up and spilling popcorn on the people right below you. "Get out of town Brawlers, you bums"There is no mincing it, the Bludhaven Brawler’s are slaughtering the Giants. By half time the score is 20-3 and it only gets worse from there. In the third quarter, after the quarter back manages to rush thirty five yards for a touchdown, the Giants have a pass intercepted for another touchdown. Cyborg is practically weeping in your arms.At the start of the fourth quarter Starfire tugs on your sleeve. "The battle is clearly at an end, people are already leaving. Do you want to leave now or should we wait for Victor">A.) Let's wait>B.) Hey Vic let's go it's over.>C.) Ain't over until the fat lady sings
>>1602836I assumed you changed after in the thirty minutes or so minutes you waited for them. And by change I mean just throw on a shirt.You guys don't have much of a wardrobe at this point
>>1602853>C.) Ain't over until the fat lady sings
>>1602853>A.) Let's waitWe aren't really in a hurry, so lets wait till its really over.
>>1602853>C is for COMEBACK BOOYAH
>>1602853>C.) Ain't over until the fat lady singsLike when Atlanta lost a three score lead to New England.
>>1602853>>C.) Ain't over until the fat lady singsSometimes people surprise you.
>>1602853>>A.) Let's waitfuck, while this was going on i was in the last thread like a sucker.
>>1602853>C.) Ain't over until the fat lady singsour bro needs our support
"Ain't over until the fat lady sings" You tell Starfire. She looks at you for a moment, raising an eyebrow and shrugging her shoulders. Despite the fact she's orange and seven feet tall you forget she's alien."The fat woman sung before the beginning of the match though, didn't she? We all had to salute and affirm our allegiance to America" Starfire asks so innocently both you and even Cyborg almost ball over with laughter."What's so funny?" Starfire asks again a little annoyed, prompting a couple more chuckles"It's just a saying Starfire." You say, her face still frowning a little bit."At least call me Kori when you make fun of me! Starfire is just a codename" She says annoyed"Sorry" You sayThe game does start turning around and become a nailbitter. Bludhaven's defense just collpases, and a lot of long shot passes somehow take them to end numerous time. Still it's a case off too little to late. You and Cyborg practically hug each other as the clock winds down to the last minute and the Giants just can't overcome."Ah nuts" Cyborg says, throwing away an empty plastic cup that once contained beer."Nuts nothing, it was very exciting. They showed great honor and perseverance in the face of defeat." Starfire starts, before looking at you and smiling."Adam, would you please cover your eyes. We agreed it would be surprised." She asks"I'm going to the locker room, even if they lose they throw the best afterparites." Cyborg says "See you two later">A.) How about after the party>B.) Sure...>C.) How about a rematch.
>>1602926>BWe said we would
>>1602926>>B.) Sure...7 feet? thats fucking wow
>>1602926(So ya know, ManThor, DC Wiki says Starfire is only 6'4". Still huge, but not an amazon!)
>>1602961She might as well be.Plus this is a quest and not comic canon.
>>1602961>Not an Amazon What a shame
>>1602961Something, something, heels.
>>1602965True, 7foot is just a big jump from 6'4", hence mentioning.
AND SO CONTINUES THE JOURNEY OF GRAVITAS AND HIS GALAXY-PENETRATING COCK! >>1602926>B.) Sure...
"Sure" You say, as Starfire quickly grabs your hand and you both bolt into the air."You promise now, no peeking correct?" She asks, giggling as she does she."Yeah, I promised right" You say. Was she taking you to a surprise party or something? You weren't dressed for it.It takes about ten minutes of rocketing through the air until she finally stops. You hear the buzz of traffic still but it's a little faint now. Where ever this was it wasn't secluded or a hotspot. You couldn't smell food either."Remember now, no peeking" Starfire says as you both land. She continues to lead you forward, opening a door, setting off a small bell."SURPRISE, I HAVE TAKEN YOU SHOPPING FOR CLOTHES!" Starfire yells in delight, laughing.You open your eyes and see a older man, with brightly colored, and obviously, dyed hair smiling at you."Oh my" He begins in a posh British accent "He's even more stunning than you told me over the phone. I mean I really haven't seen a hideous one of you lot before but he really takes the cake. Outside of clothes which just scream 'I have given up on life;">A.) Oh excuse me?>B.) Thanks Kori...but I don't think I can afford this>C.) You told this guy my secret identity?
>>16029698inch platform heels.On Starfire.
>>1602993>>B.) Thanks Kori...but I don't think I can afford this
>>1602993>>B.) Thanks Kori...but I don't think I can afford thisSo Mad Mod's already gone straight, huh.
>>1602993>D.) Thanks, you're pretty good looking yourself, pal.
>>1602993>>A.) Oh excuse me?
>>1602993>B.) Thanks Kori...but I don't think I can afford this>>1602999Agreed.>>1603003Or this is him before he goes batshit.Or this is the Teen Titans Quest version of him and he's not evil in this universe.
>>1602999I just like the idea of the sterotypical girly girl being the Big Guy. >>1603003Yes.Taking a Daredevil inspiration here.
>>1602993Oh Mad Mod! I love this jolly 'ol chap!>D.) I didn't know you'd take me to meet the lost ginger Beatle Kori.
>>1603017>Taking a Daredevil inspiration here.So he's that one guy who helps Daredevil with his armor and weapons?
>>1602993>B.) Thanks Kori...but I don't think I can afford this
>>1603027Yes, but he works for both heroes and villains. Kinda of like the Penguin's lounge, he's a neutral player.
>>1603022>the lost ginger BeatleKEK
>>1603035Ah okay.That's pretty cool.
>>1603035And he most likely deals in information as well...And Starfire apparently told him our secret identity, so he could just sell us out for the right price...
>>1603044Relax with the shadowrunning.
As if it wasn't hard enough changing mindsets between Dragon ball quest and this now we are calling Starfire Kori just like Goku's daughter
>>1603054Meant to put a "wasn't hard enough" in there
>>1603049Ay, we got fucked before because we didn't think. We trusted the shady option that was most convenient.This seems real shady and really convenient.Not saying we don't take advantage of this, but we shouldn't trust him.
"Thanks Kori...but I don't think I can afford this." You say."Nonsense. It's on me. Consider it a house warming gift." Starfire says patting you on the back. "You're one of us now""Nonsense to both of you. You spoke on behalf during my parole hearing Kori, this one's on the house. Well the suit anyway, you'll have to pay for his civilian clothes." the older man says "Please, call me Mad Mod Adam.""Wait parole hearing?" You start,"Yes, parole hearing. I used to be quite the trouble maker before Kori and the rest of the Titans beat some sense too me. Now I fight crimes of my own, stopping young men from locking themselves away in such deary clothing. I also make a pretty penny from both you white hats and black hats.Of course I'm a firm believer in complete confidently. So no asking me who the Joker or Superman are" He says, pulling out a tape measure."So let's start. Masks. Full monty, domino, or Superman?">A.) No Mask>B.) Domino>C.) Full mask"Now tell me.
>>1603070>C.) Full mask
>>1603070>A.) No MaskPretty sure my secret is ready out.
>>1603070>>A.) No MaskWe have no identityIf we want privacy we can whip some shades out or something
>>1603065One of the worst outcomes in this timeline has already happened. Chill.
>C.) Full mask
>>1603070>C.) Full maskYou know anons, now that I think about it. Saturn would've been a good name.It's almost as big as Jupiter, has rings in it's gravitational pull, and is named after the Roman version of Kronos who had a cool scythe and was the titan of time. But then again they ate their kids.
>>1603070>>C.) Full maskGonna need to start armoring up, considering our nemesis.
>>1603017>I just like the idea of the sterotypical girly girl being the Big Guy.You too?
>>1603079Until we do. Then Deathstroke.
>>1603070>>A.) No MaskPeople already know our face and can find it if they want too
>>1603099Except when we start making news someone might recognize us from our past and come to find us.
>>1603099Dude people can already find out who we are with contemptuous ease after what we've done. A mask does nothing.
>>1603106If we even have a past.>>1603108No one knows who we are.>>1602824>“Can’t bieleve some normal bozo knows Starfire” You hear ever so slightly on the perepherial, as you are whisked to your seat.
>>1603099This. We actually have an interesting opportunity here. We can be a negative Deathstroke. Armor up, train hard but still have our connections. The thing we strive for is to never screw up like that again, to win, to save lives. He'll be trying to fuck ours.
>>1603111>No one knows who we are.Thread starts with us receiving both hate and fan mail for killing someone.
"Full mask, way easier to keep a secret identity that way" you say, as he begins measuring your shoulders."Shame, without you can wink and most of your foes would be putty in your hands." Mad Mod says in mock disappointment."Well a lot of heroes have logos on your chest, and you go by Gravitas. Want a G on your chest?">A.) Nothing on the chest>B.) Sure>C.) How about Jupiter?>D.) Write in
>>1603116>>A.) Nothing on the chest
>>1603111>If we even have a past.No we just popped into existence.
>>1603115They know your superhero name and your team address
>>1603108We are literally a blank slate, amnesia, even Nightwing hasn't figured out our past. Besides, mask is classy and doubles as protection.
>>1603116>A.) Nothing on the chest
>>1603116>C.) How about Jupiter?
>>1603116Just colors and stuff. Still not sure o the name yet you know?
>>1603120Clones are a thing.
>>1603116>AFuck off with that Jupiter shit seriously
>>1603116>>A.) Nothing on the chestA giant G is meh>>1603133As well as test tube babies
>>1603136I'm going with what people wanted man.
>>1603123Our face is already in the news and we've gotten fan mail. Our identity is out already.
>>1603140I don't blame you.
>>1603106>>1603108Listen to this anon >>1603111>>1603113But let's make one thing clear. If we're dealing with Dr. Light (I mean the rapist one), I want to crush his dick and balls into a fine red paste>>1603116>A.) Nothing on the chest>E.) Hey, if or when they take odd my mask then they'll be too shocked by my looks to do anything for a good moment.
>>1603143See >>1603122. They don't know our face, they know we're a member of the Teen Titans with gravity powers.
>>1603155>But let's make one thing clear. If we're dealing with Dr. Light (I mean the rapist one), I want to crush his dick and balls into a fine red pasteOnly if we know for sure it's the rapist one.And we could hit him in the spine just right to disable him from the waist down.
"Nothing on the chest" You say."Finally a man with sense. So passe'." Mad Mod says, hands moving down to your legs as he whistles away."Alright then, color scheme. Going for always in style dark, brooding and handsome thing like Bats and dear Nightwing? Or going with the bright and happy like Captain Marvel and Superman, like a man totally after my heart.>A.) Dark color scheme.>B.) Bright color scheme
>>1603159He was only referring to fan mail so its not that crazy to assume somebody got footage of a big hero group being heros which would include unmasked us.
>>1603162>B.) Bright color scheme
>>1603162>A.) Dark color scheme.
>>1603143Fan mail that's just sent to the tower. Noone knows us, for all we know we're a clone or a transplant from another universe. Our identity is basically what we make. What if we make a friend other than a cape? Again, DC invented women in refrigerators.
>>1603162>>B.) Bright color scheme
>>1603162>>A.) Dark color scheme.
>>1603162>>B.) Bright color schemeNegative Deathstroke a go.
>>1603162>A.) Dark color scheme.We're gonna work with black holes eventually right?
>>1603162>A is this going to be protective or no because i would love to have a hero with an armor design like N7 armor from mass effect
>>1603155Fuck, I meant>off>>1603160>Whynotboth?.jpg>>1603162>A.) Dark color scheme.Purple and black go well. And they'll hide the bruises that Deathstroke will give us....if he's feeling nice that is.>>1603170Oh yeah, that's always a good thing.On an unrelated note, I said it last thread but. Anybody remember that one time Ra's was basically Abdul Alhazrd?
Dark colour scheme
>>1603162>A.) Dark color schemeEasier to clean, less chance of a wound getting noticed and firs Gravity powers better.
bright colour scheme
>>1603155That's straddling the knife edge Chaos. Dial back on the edge a bit. Hero time, Titans, Justice League, Waifus. Besides, if ManThor gives us restored Dr. Light, after his psychic lobotomy we may have to obliterate him just to survive.
>>1603187>>1603192Learn to link.
>>1603193I'm just saying, when the time comes where we face down a truly depraved bastard. We need to fuck him/her/it up.But waifus though, I propose the idea of a threeway. Either us, Powergirl and Supergirl. Or should we cuck Nightwing (Or not I have no idea what the realtionship between the two) between us, Blackfire and Starfire.Any ideas for waifus that aren't Raven?>>1603204Learn to link anon
>>1603207>Any ideas for waifus besides Raven?Like literally any of the DC girls, save for the one with HIV.
>>1603162Bright color scheme
>>1603210Which one is that one?
>>1603207Again, we may have no choice. Although strength is in restraint. We can be above it, struggle but still be above it. Also cucking a decent person, and a fellow Titan? Nah.Donna Troy Chaos. Amazon. Say it with me.
"Dark" You decide"Always dashing, if a little common now. I'll have something for you in two days. Kevlar but nothing that withstand missiles of course so be careful." Mad Mod says"He's already bulletproof" Starfire says"Than doubly so. So many heroes think they're invincible until their fat on their ass" Mad Mod replies. "I'll have 4 civilian suits ready then too, a dozen pairs of casual clothes are ready. It'll be 6 thousand dollars""What? Are you kidding" Kori says."Nope. The uniform is free not the clothes. I'm not running a charity." Mad Mod says glumly"There is a word for people like you on my planet" Starfire says"They have ones here too but most are antisemitic and I'm Catholic." Mad Mod says with a smile "Cash or Credit?""HEYA ADAM!" A nasal Brooklyn accent voice says "Fancy meeting you here!"Mad Mod and the rest of you turn to her. You recognized her immediately but are still stunned to see her. This was a place were every costumed person shopped at though..."I thought we were ensured privacy" Starfire says, hands glowing green."It is. Harley leave immediately or you are banned from here for LIFE.">A.) Hold on, she's a friend..sort of>B.) Wait how did you know I was hear.>C.) Oh hi Harley
>>1603224>>A.) Hold on, she's a friend..sort ofIf there was a harem option Harley would be in mine. A little crazy in your life does you some good.
>>1603224>C.) Oh hi HarleyLet's be as casual as possible about it.
>>1603207Canon relationships are probably not an obstacle here,so I think we can waifu Starfire no problemo. Beside, he has Barbara. A threesome with Blackfire is really pushing it, tough.>>1603224>A.) Hold on, she's a friend..sort of>B.) Wait how did you know I was here.
>>1603224>A.) Hold on, she's a friend..sort of>B.) Wait how did you know I was here.
>>1603224>>C.) Oh hi Harley
>>1603229>A threesome with Blackfire is really pushing it, tough.Yeah, that's not very likely to happen.
>>1603219The more I know>>1603217Like I said, I have no idea if Nightwing and Star are together or not. And just wait, wait until it all goes to hell when we pulled a punch on someone like Mongul>>1603224>A.) Hold on, she's a friend..sort of>B.) Wait how did you know I was here.>>1603226You know, if Scandal wasn't a lesbian and her dad wasn't Vandal Savage I'd love to smash that.
>>1603224>>A.) Hold on, she's a friend..sort of>>C.) Oh hi HarleyThey both seem the same so im voting both
>>1603235>Like I said, I have no idea if Nightwing and Star are together or not.The QM said in the first thread that Nightwing and Star are both dateable, so I doubt they're together.
>>1603235There's a difference between fighting when all stakes are off and purposefully castrating someone. If someone is a world class threat, obviously you bring the big guns, they can theoretically take it. Taking the time to do selective damage? Eh...
>>1603224>A.) Hold on, she's a friend..sort of>C.) Oh hi Harley
>>1603238Lets fuck nightwing
>>1603247I'd be down for that.
>>1603247>>1603250No, I want the alien.
>>1603247No, Amazon. Not some mancandy that cheats on his fiance the day before his wedding.
>>1603251But think about that greyson ass. Its basically kryptonite.
>>1603251Me too. Plus, I'm not gay.
>>1603241To be fair, I'm proposing we castrate a rapist.>>1603251Which one? There's fuck tons of hot aliens, name the one you're referring to.I say we go the fine route of polygamy
>>1603259You don't have to be gay to play a gay character
>>1603262>I say we go the fine route of polygamyI'd rather not.Or at least if we go that way, say "I'm not really looking for anything steady. But if there's a spark of something more, I'll stick with you."
>>1603267Not gay. Bisexual or Pansexual.
>>1603258... I don't think I'd want to stick my dick in a jagged rock that emit harmful radiation.>>1603262Starfire. And I don't want to go polygamy. Having more than one waifu ruin your laifu, after all.
>>1603262I know what you're saying. If it were me with gravity powers? I dunno what I'd do. I've never been a sadistic, punisher type. I like enjoying my life and a tussle now and then. Now, if we beat him to a bloody pulp, then let Sue Dibny decide? Different story.
>>1603267It is slightly more difficult to identify with one though.
>>1603273meh, either way I'd rather go for starfire
>>1603267Whatever you say faggot
"Hold on, she a friend...sort of." You start, both Mad Mod and Starfire shooting a confused look at you."Well I did kinda save his life or freedom or just general improved living conditions" Harley says, roller skatting into the store, picking up a purse a couple of skirts "Now this is cute""Hi Harley...wait how did you know I was here." You say finally figuring out she was being a little sarcastic."Old Chinese saying, save a man's life and your responsible for it for life. Or something, dunno. Kept an eye on you. Was wondering if you felt like paying me back for my one good deed. You know teach my evil never pays by being a goodie two shoes does, or some other horse crap." She continues, skating across Starfire and handing her the purse "Would go wonderful with your whole look."What?" You ask"I cashing in the favor you owe me" Harley said, stopping now. "Pllllleaaaassseeee">End. See you Sat or Sun
>>1603274I'm in a polygamist relationship. My life is going through fine. Not ruined>>1603276I wouldn't be the Punisher either. More like John Wick
>>1603278True but Im up for something a little different since every character in quests is a absolute lady killer.
>>1603286I'd rather have Adam be Bi or Pan.
>>1603284I'm not necessarily against the idea of polygamy, I just don't see it happening, I only know of a few DC characters that would actually be willing to do polygamy, like starfire, and even then that's more about casual sex. If we're talking about forming an actual romantic relationship, then she might still be hesitant about it.
>>1603284You -are- also Mormon which teaches that that is fine.You do have to consider that most here are not or even if are, might not actively be practicing polygamy. When there isn't a faith system teaching it to you behind it, polyamory is challenging.And I betcha dicks to dollars only Star or Harley would necessarily be immediately open to such a thing.
>>1603286So, instead you go for going after the guy who's a serial flirt and a cheater. The day before his wedding anon. At least pick a better Husbando.>>1603284Then you do realize Wick only resorts to violence as a last resort. When he's been pushed. He also is not one for sadism or drawn out situations. Still, We're not an assassin with a dog Chaos. We can be better, and tougher, than a lot of heroes.
>>1603296Are you seriously lecturing this guy about how his relationship views while trying to coax people into playing a gay character? Don't you think that's even a little hypocritical?
>>1603301It's a different guy. Look at the ID numbers instead of relying solely on the colors.
>>1603301I kinda get what you;re saying, but you need to type a more cohesive sentence anon.
>>1603284How easy was it to find a third? And is it easier to do a cuddle pile or sleep in shifts?
>>1603298Better than the GODDAMN Batman? I'd like to see what happens. I'm just for the idea of having the worst of the worst to be punished in the here and now.>>1603296I'm actually not a mormon, I'm not an arab either. Besides, Star and Harley are fine waifus.>>1603301Thanks for defending me anon
>>1603303My bad, I clicked the tag and one of the "I wanna fuck nightwing" posts lit up, so I thought you were him.>>1603304I think it's clear enough to understand
>>1603314I'm not him either.
>>1603313Harley and Starfire are FOINE.And I will support your defence Chaos.
>>1603316oh for fuck's sake
You hang with Harley next and get into Super hijinks with Ivy and maybe a Titan.Also Harley, Starfire, Raven...they're all good
>>1603313I'd rather we don't instantly go for polygamy.Let's just play the field after meeting and getting to know some women and see how it goes.
>>1603313If it's for punishing the worst of the worst, I think it would be better to just kill them. Torturing them like you are proposing would just make us look like some sort of sadisic psycho.
>>1603313Can never beat the master. It should be said that Batman doesn't cut off dicks and ball though. >>1603314It also helps my case that said anon isn't trying to "coax people into playing a gay character" at all.
>>1603326A man after my own heart. That is the Superheroy thing to do
>>1603328Goodbye League. Hello super prison.
>>1603333>>1603328Hello Suicide Squad
>>1603325Ah okay.So Harley wants us to help mediate something between her and Ivy? Or back her up in case shit goes bad?And/Or get Adam to deepdick Ivy and herself.>>1603331Plus there's tons of great waifus out there. We don't have to pick one and stick with her.Try something and see how it goes.
>>1603283At least she is asking nicely.
>>1603326sounds like a plan, already got our signature pick up line Want to know my secret Identity?
>>1603326This. While I may be a staunch Donna supporter, ManThor made even Raven viable to me.
>>1603331>>1603336Take a girl out and see how it goes.*
>>1603336Back up Ivy and Harley in something something that technically doesn't count as illegal or supervillainy
>>1603311It was easier than you expect, but then again the first two that came are twins. Fourth was harder though. As for sleeping? It's easier to sleep in a pile, but take cycles on who gets everyone else woken up.>>1603321Toruc you are my true nigga>>1603326It's something to prevent the waifu wars to spiral out of control.>>1603328>Torturing Darkseid makes us a sadistic psychopath>Torturing Mongul makes us a sadistic psychopathOh boy...
>>1603335Not much better, didn't one guy get eaten alive by a giant hammerhead shark villain? and still, probably difficult to get Powergirl or Donna to boot.
>>1603326Raven seems to be the most interested in us whether romantic or not true extacy starts with empathy.Starfire is kind of like a retarded child in that she won't pursue us unless we pursue her.Harley is ~30 we are 18 those relationships never end well
>>1603313I could've SWORN you said you were in the previous thread, bud. My bad, man.
>>1603325>ivyThe girl that i was always ashamed of liking .
>>1603343Thank you for the info, my gf and I were thinking about adding a third, but didn't want to jump into anything. Also, I am far too white for you to use that phrase with me.
>>1603342Sounds like fun.Nothing too serious, I hope?>>1603343>It's something to prevent the waifu wars to spiral out of control.It might be worse, 'cause then the ability to have more than one is tempting but it's harder to choose who we'd like.Also, torturing is just bad in general. And Darkseid & Mongul are very different than Dr. Light.>>1603345>Raven seems to be the most interested in usIt's more like art appreciation.>Starfire is kind of like a retarded childNo she's not.>Harley is ~30 we are 18 those relationships never end wellMaybe. I wouldn't mind plowing her brains out, though. And not literally.
>>1603345Raven isn't in love with you but I will spoil she is very attracted to you as well as very empathetic. She has a crush.Starfire thinks your cute but your no Dick (so far) and are someone just she started geinunely liking as a friend.Beast Boy considers you another cool friend he's just getting to know.Cyborg is a legit friend to you. He's feels he actually has a grip on you and is betting you have a good partnership Harley is down to fuck, but she also barely knows you and basically pities and wants to exploit
>>1603314S'all good.But for real, polyamory is tough as shit unless the other girls are into it, I know from real-life experience with it.
>>1603343Yes, because drawing out the fight and allowing them to potentially reverse the situation would make us look like an hypcorite who needlessly endangered the lives of thousand just to satisfy our personal desire of "justice" instead of quickly putting an end to the extremely dangerous enemy in front of us. And torture is a really shitty thing to do, no matter the situation.
>>1603343Chaos. Torture is by definition one of two things. Inflicting pain as a punishment, which is kinda against the hero deal and takes a lotta weird time spent. Or it's for sadistic pleasure. One can be reserved in DC comics terms for a certain celestial nearly all powerful being. The other is for assholes. Also, flawed logic much? first off we gotta get to the point that we could even think about torturing someone like Darkseid or Mongul. That's something so much farther above our paygrade it's sad and metagamey.
>>1603360Thank you ManThor. By the way, in case I haven't posted this earlier, pic for Cyborg reaction:
>>1603360>Raven has a crush on usWell fuck everything. I'm getting the coal and boarding this train.
>>1603360>She has a crush.Yeah I got that vibe that is why I said >Romantically or not
>>1603355It's an adventure. It isn't meant to be serious but...Starfire has appreciation. For Raven you're the first single non celibate, hot guy who's available guy she's meet. She's nowhere near in love with you but she interested.
>>1603362Oh yea, it would be extremely difficult to pull off. Personally I'm not all that for it, I'm just not entirely against it either. Odds are though We'll just stick to one girl, anons are extremely clingy. They'll grow attached to a girl in quest really fast.
>>1603382>It's an adventure. It isn't meant to be serious but...If the dice fuck us it can definitely be that way?>Starfire has appreciation. For Raven you're the first single non celibate, hot guy who's available guy she's meet. She's nowhere near in love with you but she interested.D'awwh.
>>1603345Listen to this anon >>1603355>>1603352It's fine my child>>1603353No shame there>>1603354I'm white too, and good to know. I wish you luck Toruc>>1603364>>1603369I've been awake for about 22 hours. I'll stop this now>>1603360The more we know
>>1603355Long term relationship probably won't happen, but making some nice memories with Harely isn't bad either...
>>1603382While I enjoy ManThors interpretation of Raven so far...travel carefully on the Raven train fellow anons. She has gone DC yandere.
>>1603393A memory or two is fine.I'd rather not be in a relationship with her, though.
>>1603394And then there's her dad, and her siblings. Raven is unstable ground I say
>>1603391Chaos. Your edgy energy is good to have, it just needs to be tempered. Focused. We need to become strong enough to stop Deathstroke no matter what. So that none of our friends smiles are hurt.
So story wise raven would be best to waifu because it give more context to this
>>1603407We don't know that in character, though.And I would like to be at least friends with her.>>1603412If it even happens in this quest.
>>1603393it's not like we will be the first boy to have his cherry popped by a more experuenced lady.>>1603394I don't mind that. But the other anon's might fuck shit up.>>1603391My shame comes more from the fact that i know she would easily kill me. But i still want to adventure in her tropical forest.
>>1603393>>1603404I know I'm mostly all about Amazon, but come on guys. A perky, funny, blonde gymnast for fun, actually very intelligent all around? and very open about her proclivities to boot. Harley is awesome. Also, imagine the insider knowledge we'd get.
>>1603410Just aim me at someone, and I can think of ways of hurting them if they hurt our friends>>1603417I don't mind becoming friends with her, but I'm not riding the Raven train>>1603412I'd rather NOT BE BURNED INTO NOTHING BUT A CRISP BY HIS HATRED COMBINED WITH TRIGON'S THANK YOU VERY MUCH
>>1603417I'm not saying it has to happen just giving QM ideas for things to do if we go certain routes.
>>1603393It's possible and I'd be fine with you going with just her, keep in mind Ivy and Joker are going to problems in various ways
>>1603429It's almost a given sadly. Many super quests go all over the place and anons don't seem to want to keep in established character. Raven requires tact, an empath with a connection to very real dark magic world altering stuff?
>>1603430Dude, it's Harley.Not exactly stable.>>1603431>I don't mind becoming friends with her, but I'm not riding the Raven trainI won't mind if we rail her, personally, but I'd like to be friends at least.
>>1603431By that point we are basically going to be super boy but better so while i'm worried about civies and our friends in such a situation but us certainly to a lesser extent.
>>1603431>Just aim me at someone, and I can think of ways of hurting them if they hurt our friendsBatman.
>>1603431You ever heard of turning the chess board? How about thinking as someone who'd want to hurt us? >>1603444Worth it. She's still up there for me after all.
>>1603446Yeah as much as i want the Raven train to be a thing i don't anon's would deal well with her and so i guess we will need to just stay friend.What i want to know is just how we don't know nothing about our past but we know what a mustard bomb is...
>>1603353>Ashamed of liking IvyFor what reason?Are you ashamed of loving them LEGS!?Also, I support us being with Blackfire.
>>1603459I wonder if being the supportive, DTF best friend would be cool with her.
>>1603459It's a spoiler
>>1603447Harley is actually pretty okay sometimes, depending on the writer and Joker influence. Currently we're in the era of Joker being an abusive asshole. Which means she wants to do different stuff. Not all on the Harley train yet, since I saw Donna. Still, shit can be fun.
>>1603466Again, I'd rather not deal with Blackfire, but I think that, if we go with her, a Spider-Man & Black Cat relationship would be best.
>>1603453Oh, her and Raven are some of favs to choose because of the drama. More drama equals more fun
>>1603459Probably super soldier programming>>1603468How Strong are we? CAn we lift like a Tamaranean?
>>1603470Maybe, but she's still Harley.Let's be at a bit of a distance.
>>1603475>Probably super soldier programmingThat's my thoughts, too.
>>1603459Not trusting Anons to get Raven's deal is a real thing. There's some shit, I dunno if ManThor is gonna get into it. We may just need to get her a decent boyfriend.
>>1603449>implying Batman would actively attack and harm the Titans. One of whom was once his sidekick>>1603453Oh I know ways. You make them lose everything they love, make sure they have to see their loved ones die in front of them but can't do a damn thing to stop it, turn their rage and hatred into nothing more than self-loathing and despair.They'll keep awake at night, tossing and turning. Screaming to themselves that they could've done better, have them too weak to try and take revenge. And too weak to take their own life.Let them live out the rest of their days in humiliation, self-hatred, sorrow and pain.That's what I'd do
>>1603466I think Blackfire would be good to get with for a bit if we ever go the edge route say we get someone important to us hurt maybe when slade first attacks something like that.
>>1603475You can bench press a car, barely. You can lift a Semi and hurl it easily if you focus on this
>>1603472I'm down for this.But if it comes down to it, I'll choose Blackfire because I've always respected Raven and BeastBoy and Starfire with Nightwing.
>>1603474One potentially has more, ahem, world altering as well as team altering, affects though. I get the fun aspect though.>>1603476Party pooper, no pinata time for you.
>>1603467Not what i would want to but let's see were the quest will lead us to.
>>1603488Will Blackfire even be in this quest? People have just been assuming it with thoughts of romance and I don't want to get my hopes up to be disappointed.
>>1603490You tell that to Darkseid. Or a MASSIVE number of DC and Marvel villains.
>>1603488>hurl a semiWe just dropped at least five panties with this alone. Next thing you'll tell meis that Harley totally knows about us and Gravity, and she has all kinds of plans.
>>1603498Yes. It's mostly Deathstroke and H.I.V.E for the first story arc. The Reach and Blackfire will play into the second story arc
>>1603481And that is what Deathstroke wants, now lets stop that from happening. The grenade thing? a mistake. We will control situations, like we can control gravity.
>>1603503>the ReachI'm hype
>>1603488So, what's our weight limit? Or should I just wait for the training session that'll spell it out to us?>>1603501She at least knows about Adam's muscles and his fat, figurative horsecock.
>>1603500God of evil. Embodiment of edge. Added edgy points because in some stories, he's necessary.
>>1603510Plans as in the kind of trickstery "Oooh, I'll use him for my own needs and wants, but I'll definitely be nice/generous about it." sort of way?
>>1603503Oh, I hope we can hold out until then.
>>1603512You can easily toss around a car. You can toss around a semi without a roll but anything heavier a roll will be needed
>>1603514Just saying I'm a tad light compared to the big guy. Or am I his equal in edge?>>1603518Me too anon, me too.>>1603520And we can get stronger right?
>>1603520Just want to confirm, next thread Sat?
>>1603517She'll be the typical alien overlord trying to conquer New York abit for good reasons...Reach will be related by of course they have their own strategy
>>1603510Do we need to repare our anus?Can she at least give us a weeks notice?
>>1603518>Blackfire finds out her sister is on Earth>She has spies gather information on Star>The spies are shit at it, or half get fucked up by the Titans>Thinks that we're with Star romantically>Blackfire shows up>Titans show up to fight>Blackfire instantly fucks us then and there while grinning evily at her sister, who just looks confused.>>1603520The max weight for a semi-truck is 80,000 lbs/~36,000 kgs.Is that what we can carry?
>>1603523This Sat. Or this Sun
>>1603522Naw, he's just had time to slow down and plan things. Darkseid is just straight up bullshit. A well written Darkseid is a beautiful bad day that promises lots of dead nice people.
>>1603531I was talking about Harley there, not Blackfire.
>>1603512>fat, figurative horsecock.>Mfw that made me realize we are a top dollar sex toy cloned by hive to pleasure someone with our powers>>1603523or sun follow the twitter man
>>1603535Alien poontang, driven by spite and interest.and then Deathstroke gets mad because he totally thought she was gonna beat the shit out of us
>>1603531>for good reason>she heard about Gravitas D>she want all of it to herself.
>>1603535We shall boldly go into holes, no man has gone before>>1603538I do like Darkseid actually
>>1603549You know he's gonna hatefully masturbate while watching it go down.>>1603551>>1603553Think Tamaranean pussy can handle it?
>>1603548>top dollar sex toyOh sweet chris we're the ultimate Magic WandBrother Blood wants us to breed the new age of supers!
>>1603535That's with your use of Gravity man. You can carry a few tons
>>1603557Ah okay.Can our basic strength, speed, stamina, etc. increase as we work out?Up to a point, of course.>>1603556>we were supposed to be the prototype of a line of clone super soldiers>The lead scientist instead makes us the ultimate bull for his stupid cuckold fantasies.
>>1603555With the force of rapid gravity shifts ranging from Earth's to the Moon's, I think we may just bruise even Blackfire to the point of limpwalk.We hold the power of Gravi-D after all.
>>1603553He's classy evil. Of course you like him. Better than some.
>>1603566>cucking DC womenWe can't be this stupid. Ever.
>>1603531So does this mean we are getting blue beetle at some point. He has always been a character I wished got more time to shine he and firestorm are right in a class where they can't really hang in the justice league level fights but are to OP to put into lower level stuff so they just kinda get left out.
>>1603566Yes. I'll let you toss around skyscrapers and stuff. With your gravity think moons or planets. Or blackholes on a good roll
>>1603548>yfw it was for Amanda Waller
>>1603555>You know he's gonna hatefully masturbate while watching it go down.Aaaaaaaand my boner's gone, thanks a lot you asshole.>>1603571I also like villains with a sense of black comedy, mr. J, Carnage, Madder Red>>1603576OR CAN WE?!
>>1603576That's the fantasy of the head scientist in my silly fan theory. It's not the real point of our existence.>>1603569>We hold the power of Gravi-D after all.Gut-busting Gravi-D.
>>1603566>cucking DC menWe can't be this stupid. Ever.
>>1603578Yes, love all the blue beetles.
>>1603579Jesus christ.Throwing around black holes?>>1603581>Aaaaaaaand my boner's gone, thanks a lot you asshole.Pic related.>>1603583See >>1603582>>1603585Which is the current one?
>>1603576Tell that to anons. Thats what I've been saying though. We already have one of the worst guys to have a murderboner for us. The guy that just needed intel to almost kill the justice league?
>>1603548I did, just didn't see the tweet.
>>1603580Most likely for Ivy. We just anti-gravuty her walls away from the dick so she still feels friction, but not from US
>>1603588https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_DqV1xdf-YTold you all gravity is fucking OP
>>1603588Ted Kord. Jaime will pop up in a year or so
>>1603590And it's always nice to confirm things you're not sure about.>>1603581>>1603588Forgot pic.
>>1603576>we can't be this stupid>weredoyouthinkyouare.jpg
>>1603595Due to Ted dying or what?
>mfw we will end up having literally thousands upon thousands of superpowered bastard children because possibly nearly every woman in the DCU will want the Gravi-D
>>1603595Op please refrain from spamming our twitter feeds with politics.
>>1603604Raven staked finders claim.Everyone else gets sloppy seconds
>>1603599Yes to both, depends on you
>>1603609Yeah was going to tweet something to that effect myself. Just an annoying news cycle
>>1603612So what you're saying is the only way to get Jaime is to let ted die... Interesting...
>>1603612Oh jeeze.>>1603610Raven moves our hips back and forth, watching our magnum dong wreck some bitch.
>>1603618No. Jamie and Ted can bo coexist as the Blue Beetle. But Ted will die unless you prevent it
>>1603622>bitchBut I thought we all agreed Terra was below us?
>>1603626I wonder what Terra will be like in this universe.
Man I just really love the idea of a Catwoman-esque romance with Blackfire.I don't think I've ever seen something like that in a quest, at least in recent memory.
>>1603626Hey every girl we know has seen our penis we must keep up this trend
>>1603633It would have been funny if Adam's cock was just hanging out of his shorts all day without him realizing it.
>>1603611Lewd AND true Toruc, lewd and true>>1603631That's not how you spell Black Cat anon. Rookie mistake>>1603633>>1603635Our dick is the Berj Khalifa of dicks
>>1603635>We caused the Giants to lose because we cockshocked the entire StadiumCyborg must hate us now
>>1603636>>1603635>>1603639Will our costume have to have a "Third leg" area to hold it in?
>>1603639I kinda want Adam to be like that person who's super hot but doesn't realize it.Like they know they're good looking but not by how much, and don't necessarily realize the effect(s) they have on other people.>>1603641Massive inseam.
>>1603636>Our dick is the Berj Khalifa of dicks
>>1603644That's not a bad idea. I'm still more of a fan of not letting it get to us. We have Gravitas. A weight of personality, character. Sure, we're attractive, so what? we didn't work for it.
>>1603644So we're built like a greek god and look like Sanguinus? I'm all for that.>>1603647And now I've been noticed, hooray
>>1603648What we can work for is our personal growth. Powers and an identity that Hive can never make.
>>1603647So it's more like a tentacle?>>1603648I like not letting it get to us and also not really being too perceptive on the effects, also.
>>1603644I'm for it too. I'll definitely write responses and choices that way
>>1603652Honey I found milf anime porn on accident, I was looking for the tentacle porn which also exists
>>1603650We've got a face like a pop star and a body like a linebacker/Superman.>>1603651Agreed.>>1603653Fuck yeah. Also see this anon's opinion, too, please. >>1603651
>>1603653It is always fun to play a character with autistic traits like in DBQ when Tofoo called EVERY girl pretty.
>>1603656Well, I guess I just stated the more advanced variation. Because have you SEEN Sangunius? I'm not gay, but...well if I had to fuck a guy.Anons, should we get a pet of some kind? What should we get if yes?
>>1603666I don't think I have.And I like the idea of Adam and a cute little kitten.
>>1603666Well, you thinking like animal companion or a housecat?
>>1603666We need a fishtank.
>>1603666We already have Beast boy.
>>1603666Oh look, I'm Satan now>>1603667LOOK, LOOK UPON HIS BEAUTY!>>1603668Either/or is fine with me, but I wanna get a Caucasian Shepard. Name him Mouse.>>1603673A green kid who can shapeshift into animals doesn't count anon.
>>1603666Cats, plural. Dozens of them. We need to channel our inner Hellboy.
If we chose the other options, would we still be a genetically modified Adonis or would we be like a twink or something?
>>1603696My boy, Adonis looks to us and pitifully weeps due to having an inferiority complex induced by seeing our looks.
>>1603685fuck, i was working on something but yeah sanguinius is more beautiful
>>1603715definitely better than this at least
>>1603735Does need work, but overall I like it.
>>1603737yeah, it's just a sketch but i need to polish it. also add color
>>1603753Good job so far.
>>1603757one question, is adam blonde?
>>1603766I think so.>https://twitter.com/ManThorQM/status/876846909557800960
>>1603769oh ok, thanks
>>1603685Sanguinus is my Adeptus Administratum approved Husbando.>>1603696Brother Blood would definitely make an Adonis if were going to be his new body and shit. >>1603639This should be canon. kek
>>1603466>tfw i want to gift ivy a home grown flowerpot.Wonder how she will react, especially if you grew it lovingly
>>1604130It may not be up to her standards of plant care, but she can feel the earnest (attempt) care and attention you've put on that little plant. Every time you and Titans fight her she pummels you less harder than the others and sometimes she unintentionally pats your hair and rubs off some dust from your face with her vines.
>>1603766Yes and blue eyed
>>1603729Alright, this is cool. Thank you
>>1604324Ze Legendary Super Aryan?!
>>1604382Das is gud mein bruva
>>1604280Now i have mixed feeling.One is that i am already on qt demon autist train, the other is dating villains.Especially poor dollface
>>1603343How spent is your dick from alledgedly being in a relationship with 4 women
>>1604382Captain Nazi was a member of H.I.V.E in Flashpoint...
>>1604421The relationship doesn't have to be romantic we could be like a brother and older sister pair. Except you know one is a supervillain and the other can stuff you into a miniature black hole and or blow you up like deathstroke's kid.
>>1604455Hm...ill take it
>>1604382Funny you should mention that...
If we marry Blackfire, does that mean we get to be the best older brother for Starfire?If Dick marries Starfire, does that mean we have the best DC ass as our brother in law?We will become as gods
>>1604657Why settle for one when we can have both Starfire and Blackfire?
>>1604665That's not gonna happen.
>>1604682Dude, they hate each other's guts.That's never going to happen, containing or not containing.
>>1604710The only way that will happen is in a smut omake.
>>1604710What about hate sex?
>>1604723That'd be just us and Blackfire.Or us and Terra.
Poll to see which girl is the most popular for romancing. http://www.strawpoll.me/13268264
>>1604890I think we should meet more than just three women before locking ourselves into an option, personally.Still voted, though.
>>1602766>Starfire>using contractionsI hate to be that guy but this is flaring my auts.
>>1604895Just to see who's the most popular right now.
>>1604896She's learning.>>1604898Right now, Raven. Starfire likes Dick more than us and I don't want to date Harley. Occasional fuck, sure, but not date.
>>1604898For date? Raven. Friends with benefits? Maybe Starfire. Occasional hook up? Harley and possibly Ivy. Costume fuck or hate sex Blackfire. Holding hands powergirl and Terra to have a dom (us)/sub(her) relationship.
>>1604916I agree with most of that.Not sure with Powergirl, and I can see the relationship with Terra being hate sex too. Or us being the sub and she's the dom (or at least letting her think that).
>>1604916Oh and of course bromance with cyborg. A older brother relation with beast boy and a younger brother relation with Dick and his perfect ass.
>>1604932I don't know about the brotherly type of relationship with Beast Boy and Nightwing, but we'll definitely be friends with them.
>>1604919Can't say much about Terra since my only knowledge of the character comes from the Teen Titans tv show. The old one. Besides this kind of play making the sub think is the dom would work better for what i know of Blackfire's personality. Guess we need to meet then first befire thinking how thinks should go.
>>1604939I was talking about Comic!Terra when I mentioned hatefucking. Show!Terra, I can see her being a power bottom.Blackfire sounds more like a hatefuck/switch situation. Like the dom and the sub changes a lot during sex.And we should totally meet more people before picking a waifu/husbando.
>>1604919>>1604939All sex with Terra is hate sex. I'm going with the New Teen Titans take outside of the weird the "Slade did nothing wrong when fucking a 16 when he's like 50"
>>1604950So who are the main League members active right now?
>>1604984SupermanBatmanMartian ManhunterFlash (Barry Allen)Green Lantern (John Stewart)Plastic ManWonder WomanHawkgirl
Hal is off on Oa training new recruits and heading an elite Green Lantern Squad.Guy and Wally are part of the JSA headed by Amanda Waller, as America's official superhero teamKyle is a comic book artist working for Marvel but whom is of special interest of one of the Guardians of the Universe, especially as a Cold War with the Sinsetro Core and Red Lanterns heats up
>>1603639>>1604091>Adam becomes a big slut>Cockshocks every person he meets and fucks>His dick ends up becoming a Yellow Lantern
You know, now that I think about it we are really a hard counter to Terra. She tries to lift a rock, we force it down.She shoots a rock at us, we whip it basck at twice the speed.I also had an idea, Thor would it be possible to make like gravity bullets? Like, we would create a very tiny space with incredibly high gravity and like, shoot it at an enemy. It seems like that'd be a bit more likely to get faster and easier than blackholes.
>>1605336Also I'm this dude>>1603518Power outage.
>>1605029>cock power rings>one yellow and one pink>Can make it's own construct
>>1603343>Torturing someone with extreme pain, permanent injury and disfigurement makes you sadistic?!?Yes. Yes it does. That is the definition of sadism. That, exactly that, is the behavior that makes you specifically a sadist.>They deserve it!Sadistic behavior. Punitive torture is still torture. There's a reason every country that isn't a total shithole has laws against cruel and unusual punishment. There's a reason why the UN Security Council considers torture a war crime.It's not justice. It's you getting your sick rocks off. If you feel a person is too dangerous to live, you kill them. That's justice. That serves a purpose that benefits society.Granted, torture for information is still sadistic, but at least it serves a practical purpose and may potentially benefit society. Punitive torture is pure sadism. It serves no function save to fuel a group or individual's cruel psychosis.
>>1605360>Yellow one makes Adam's already monstrous cock even bigger
>>1605336>>1605340Wouldn't be easier to just "spin" a object using our gravity to do it in high speed and then launching said object and so creating a railgun?
>>1605849That could work, but requires more prep time. The "gravity bullet" would attract everything within the vicinity of an object as well as go right through them causing internal damage.
Adam would be a nightmare if he trains to be a technical fighter. Shifting the center of gravity, slight pulls and pushes during a fight, sudden changes in gravity all that shit. Well I would be opposed to overt use of power I guess.
>>1607263I wouldn't mind doing both.Being rather technical up close and throwing shit around when we're afar.
>>1607319Same, it's a good idea to train your powers to do multiple things, just makes you all around better and can usually teach you things that you probably wouldn't have realized using them one specific way.
No quest tonight?
>>1610138Tomorrow.ManThor's writing stuff up tonight.
>>1610138QM tweeted that it's tomorrow at 5PM EST.
>>1610173CST not EST. So 6pm EST
It has been around thirty minutes since Mad Mod chased the three of you out of his establishment and Harley lead you to a near by bar, and you feel like you’re in the middle of a rock and a hard place. Starfire is staring daggers at Quinn, while Harley is just subtly mocking her enough for Starfire to notice but keep her from speaking up about it and little being a little handy with you. Seems like having drinks with two beautiful women out of your dreams could indeed be a major pain in the ass.“Harley I’m glad you invited me out but Starfire and I were in the middle of something, so if you could please tell me why you followed me the past two weeks, I’d be grateful.” You say, swirling around your coke while patrons of the bar just glared at you in a mixture of hatred or envy. If only they knew.“Oh, and here I thought she and birdbrain were I thing. I don’t blame you for moving up sweetie, just a little jealous” Harley says, with a cartoonish look of befuddlement on her face as she smiled at Starfire from her bar stool.“You are correct, Adam and I are just good friends. Something you are not” Starfire said, sipping at a tequila she barely touched.“Oh, your good friends with him? I want to be good friends with him too” Harely says grabbing onto your arm with both hands and placing her head on your shoulders. “I know we’d have a couple of laughs and a LOT of fun” she says, licking your ear briefly, all the while looking at Starfire as she did so.Starfire quickly took the bait, raising up and knocking over her bar stool, one of her hands emitting that familiar green glow aiming at Quinn. Harley just laughs as you raise up, arms both out stretched to both women keeping both apart. Starfire looks to you and then Harley a scowl painted across her face until she stands her seat up and sits down. “I’m being serious here Harley, tell me what’s up or we’re leaving” You say glancing back at her.“Fine, you’re no fun. I need your help in taking down a black market auction being run by Intergang. A friend was invited is more than a little peeved at one of the items up for sale.” Harley says“I am glad your friend is developing a conscience but why not try the cops?” Starfire says, the first time you’ve ever heard her use sarcasm.“Oh come on, you know they’re all on the take. Besides, my friend has an outstanding warrant on her” Harley continues.>A.) What friend?>B.) What item ticked her off?>C.) Come on, let’s go Starfire. We should be locking her friend up not helping her foil a rival.>D.) We’re Titans Starfire, we got to help stop the bad guys, even if the other bad guys are the ones who tipped us who the bad guys are
>>1612961>D.) We’re Titans Starfire, we got to help stop the bad guys, even if the other bad guys are the ones who tipped us who the bad guys are>A.) What friend?>B.) What item ticked her off?We're Back! A Teen Titan story.
>D.) We’re Titans Starfire, we got to help stop the bad guys, even if the other bad guys are the ones who tipped us who the bad guys are>A.) What friend?>B.) What item ticked her off?Might as well help Harley.
>>1612978>A.) What friend?>B.) What item ticked her off?I like to know the details first before running headfirst into danger.
>>1612961>D.) We’re Titans Starfire, we got to help stop the bad guys, even if the other bad guys are the ones who tipped us who the bad guys are>A.) What friend?Knowing sweet innocent Harley (ah!) she will give just one anwser.
>>1613007Missed my reply lel >>1612961
>>1612961>A.) What friend?>B.) What item ticked her off?>D.) We’re Titans Starfire, we got to help stop the bad guys, even if the other bad guys are the ones who tipped us who the bad guys are"Plus, she helped me out when I first woke up, so I owe her one."
"We’re Titans Starfire, we got to help stop the bad guys, even if the other bad guys are the ones who tipped us who the bad guys are" You are.Starfire snorts, her fists clenching into a fist, but she sits back down on her scratched up red bar stool cushion, crossing her legs and taking a long sip of her tequila that lasted about a minute draining the entire glass in one sip. “You are right, but do not trust this one as far as Nightwing can throw her.” Starfire says“The saying is don’t trust them as far as you can throw them” You say“But you and I can throw her very far." Starfire says."What friend?" You ask“Oh Ivy” Harley says, Starfire spitting out her drink and thumping her chest, choking on her drink as Harley smiles obliviously. You remember that name somehow. A Gotham based super villain aged 34, formerly Pamela Isley, Gotham city botanist. Now she is a far left eco terrorist. Killed Ace Chemicals board, CEO, and most of middle management when they illegally disposed of their backwash into a nearby national park. Company went under and she was sent to Arkham Asylum after a successful insanity defense. Diagnosed with a plethora of things that meant she did not perceive the world that anyway resembled reality. She displaced affection to and humanized vegetation and was completely of most humans. Somehow mutilated herself with bizarre genetic experiments to become more plant than human. Weird, how the hell did you know that?“You have got to be kidding, what the hell is she objecting too? A cure for cancer?” You ask "The nerd squad at Intergang developed a super bug that creates a wasteland when it interacts with crops. The utter genocide of plant life is something Ivy just can’t abide, especially if it’s done as part of some pissing match between politicians. Very big no no for her. So we’re going to bust it the hell up.”"Do you want us to just bust in and arrest them all. That is always simple but effective.” Starfire says.“Uh, No. WE” Harley says pointing at herself and you. “and Ivy are going to pose as buyers, seeing as they’re dumb enough to mail her an invitation. When everyone is distracted by the auction we’ll bust in and destroy the all the goods. Too many of them to just beat up. Too many of them can throw punches back and they hurt. Luckily Ivy is wrangling a little backup Not like we can take you either, you’re 7 foot tell orange super model.“There is no way we trust you with Adam, this might just be a ploy to kidnapp him. Or you might pressure him to do something illegal” Starfire says.“Like make someone into a human water balloon” Harley says, causing Starfire to lift her by her tank top.A.) It’s alright, I can go alone, I trust her. Have a thing for older woman anywayB.) It’s alright, I can go alone. I trust her...more or lessC.) Would it be alright if I took along Raven. She’s new to the team too and she’d definitely fit in more.
>>1613035>C.) Would it be alright if I took along Raven. She’s new to the team too and she’d definitely fit in more.Yeah, I don't really trust her either, to be honest.
>A.) What friend?>B.) What item ticked her off?
>>1613035>B.) It’s alright, I can go alone. I trust her...more or less"Plus I owe her one for helping me out of that facility."
>>1613035>C.) Would it be alright if I took along Raven. She’s new to the team too and she’d definitely fit in more.
>>1613035>B.) It’s alright, I can go alone. I trust her...more or less
>>1613035B.) It’s alright, I can go alone. I trust her...more or less
>>1613035>B.) It’s alright, I can go alone. I trust her...more or lessIsn't Starfire older then us to?Besides Starfire knows about this aready, we ain't telling her to not talk about this to the others.
Also more super soldier trainning showing off from Adam.
>>1613063Yes. She's around 21. But that's just 3 years older you. Harley around 30.Also it's a flirty answer as opposed to just confirmation.
>>1613074I still want a piece of that hot alien ass.
C.) Would it be alright if I took along Raven. She’s new to the team too and she’d definitely fit in more.As much as I like the idea of Ivy, I also think this is a trap or we may run into a certain plant elemental and I would like someone to be able to calm him down.
>>1613085LINK YOUR VOTES
>>1613083Don't blame you
>>1613085Unless ManThor lies on Twitter, it's not a trap. Not for us, anyway.
>>1613083That make two of us, brother.
>>1613091Ivy and Harley are NOT going to betray you unless you act like an utter ass
>>1613087I have a weak spot for tall girls too.
>>1613083>>1613074>implying being older is a bad thingI know but one thing about women you don't flirt with one in front of the other.
>>1613096Fortunantly we are more well made in the fornt part then the behind. Guess that's why Dick and Batman with their thicc asses don't like then.
>>1613105Dick has as a 10/10 ass.We have an ass like Batman: 9/10
“It’s alright, I can go alone. I trust her...more or less” You say“It’s a date, I’ll have him back by tomorrow evening, I’ll be the perfect gentle lady” Harley says with mock affection to Starfire, who returns it with a glare you wish never to have on you.Starfire pulls you aside, to the otherwise of the bar. The patrons are looking at you, a lot of them muttering something about being jealous and asking why were the three of you even in here. You kind of notice a that there are a lot of male patrons in here, with you not having noticed any women in here at since you got in. Then again it was Harley Quinn and Starfire dragged you in here, any woman is going to be invisible by comparison.“I do not trust her, but I realize we have to do this. You are doing the right thing but be careful.” Starfire says, resting a hand on your shoulder. “Why because she might betray me? If she planned on doing that I might not be standing her Kori.” You ask.“No, I’m afraid she’ll play you like the Joker played her. Here is a distress signal in case anything goes wrong. Good luck” Starfire says handing you something that resembles a pen and hugging you before she leaves, staring once more back at Harley.“Come on, killjoy’s gone, let’s go get ready to have some FUN.” Harley says grabbing your arm and pulling you out the door as she runs.“Hey at least pay for the drinks.” The bartender yells as the two of you bolt. “Damn if you ladies are coming into a gay bar at least PAY for the drinks you asses.”**************After about two hours of weaving and darting as Harley drove around New York like a suicidal maniac You wind up in a seedy two story motel on the New Jersey border. As Harley comes to a stop, a man walks up roboticly to her car, with a blank look in his eye and Harely just let’s him take the wheel. Your grabs your hand and practically skips up the stairs to a door on the far end of the motel. Along the way you notice the curiously presence of grass and flowers creeping up on the building and the stairs, getting thicker and more plentiful as you approach the room Harley is leading you into. By the time you get to threshold it feels like your stepping on a hill in the forest or a plain, not on concrete.: “Heya Red!” Harley says swinging the door open, her smile growing even wilder looking a stunning green woman is staring down at a couple of weird plants and couple of vials filled with purple fluid.“Oh hi Harley, you back? I see you brought your friend” Poison Ivy says lifting up one of the pots and saying friend in way filled with condescension.>A.) Yeah I’m her friend, I’m Gravitas>B.) Hey I’m just here to stop a famine like you. Drop the attitude.>C.) Feelings mutual.
>>1613119>B.) Hey I’m just here to stop a famine like you. Drop the attitude.
>>1613119>A.) Yeah I’m her friend, I’m Gravitas>B.) Hey I’m just here to stop a famine like you. Drop the attitude."Nice to meet you, Ivy."
>>1613119>“Damn if you ladies are coming into a gay bar at least PAY for the drinks you asses.”
>>1613130Yeah that part was pretty good.
>>1613119>A.) Yeah I’m her friend, I’m GravitasLet's play nice.
>>1613119>A.) Yeah I’m her friend, I’m Gravitas
>>1613119>ARemember don't be an ass anons
>>1613119>>A.) Yeah I’m her friend, I’m GravitasI read that as condensation at first.
>>1613119>a gay barOh i get it the man were jeaulous of THEN (the girls) being with us.>A.) Yeah I’m her friend, I’m Gravitas
>>1613126>>1613123>thinking Ivy cares if a bunch of humans die of famine.You don't read DC do you anons?
>>1613119>>A.) Yeah I’m her friend, I’m Adam.We can at least try to be civil and use our first name.
>>1613155Anon we don't even know if Adam is our real name.
>>1613145This is a quest based on the DCU. It's not literally the DCU.
>>1613141Doesn't mean we should be a pushover either.>>1613145Oh, I know. It's just to reinforce the fact that we're working together on this one
"Yeah I’m her friend, I’m Gravitas" You say You offer her a hand. You keep it up for what has to be for a minute before Harley gives her a look, and Ivy gives you her's for a brief moment, for a limp wristed shake that just eeks disgust."Now if we're done with pleasantries." Ivy says, watering one of pots with whatever is in that vital.“The plan is simple, I’ll bid for a few items while the rest of you pretend to be my security and sweep. Intergang security personnel in the control room and guarding the vault were the auction items are taken care of, you just break in and put this down.” Ivy says, handing you a potted plant.“Ah, thanks” You say, a befuddled look crossing your face.“It’s a pretty little thing I cooked up. It’s a releases a pollen that will ignite everything that enclosed space ten minutes after you put it in.”"What about the plant?" Harley asks, actually a little concerned."Oh don't worry dear, it will be fine. The roots are very strong Harley." Ivy says placing a hand on her cheek, giving her a soft gentle caress as she stared into Harley's eyes.>A.) And our escape plan?>B.) What about the criminals buying the stuff.>C.) What's to stop me from exploding with illegal arsenal.
>>1613130Thank you, I was kinda worried wheter this joke would land
>>1613183>A.) And our escape plan?
>>1613183>A.) And our escape plan?>B.) What about the criminals buying the stuff.
>>1613183>>C.) What's to stop me from exploding with illegal arsenal.
>>1613183>>A.) And our escape plan?
>>1613183>A.) And our escape plan?>B.) What about the criminals buying the stuff.>>1613192It's a good joke.
>>1613183>A.) And our escape plan?>C.) What's to stop me from exploding with illegal arsenal?
>>1613183>A.) And our escape plan?Also how big is the potted plant?
Out of curiosity, are we in costume or street clothes?
>>1613248It's fine i guess>inb4 Deathstroke is one of the invited criminal's
>>1613254Man, talk about jinxing it
>>1613254>Man thor quickly erases everything he has written and starts writing again
>>1613265>The bane of GM and QM'sor he might go with it, assuming you are prepared or he might now place traps
>>1613183>>A.) And our escape plan?>>B.) What about the criminals buying the stuff."I don't think they'll take kindly to you ruining an auction, or in their eyes, spitting on their authority."
I mean honestly now that I think about it we are the escape plan we are already at punching through walls of steel like styrofoam level of strength
>>1613291I mean we could probably collapse a wall pretty easily. I think we should focus more on fighting smarter though, not so much brute strength our way out of situations.
>>1613291We cxan also pull any guns from a grunt by using our gravity or simply inceeasing a gravoty in one ´point and bounce then up and down in a room/corridor.
“And our escape plan?” You ask. Ivy shooting you a look of annoyance mixed with minor amount of respect mixed with it. “Our escape plan? Me and Harley are leaving through a sewer line that will exposed when my pretty flower blooms, I have seeds down there planted out to grow vines that will take out us of Manhattan. I thought you kiddie friends would be busting you out, while they collared the bad guys.” Ivy says before Quinn gives her another look “Of course if you must, I those vines could carry you as well.”“Don’t except me to swipe anything for you. This is a purely a humanitarian thing” You say to both of them.“Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why is that the pretty ones have a stick up their butt Red?” Harley asks, her arm draped over your shoulder, other hand pointing at you.“Normally I’d say to make up for something, believe or not Harley I do listen to what you say” Ivy says, examining her other plant. “What about the criminals buying the stuff.” You ask Ivy“What about Intergang. They’re in Metropolis, I normally hang in Gotham. Me ripping them off just increases my stock and proves them to be, as you boys like to say, dickless losers who can’t be trusted. You go over the contingencies and the iota’s of you cover for about three hours, after Harley leaves. Your a metahuman thug from Arkham, you met Ivy there. She gave you her special kiss and now you were madly in love with her. Batman arrested you trying to rob Roman Sionis. Blah, blah Finally Ivy is done with you, and waves you off telling you to wear the suit she left in your closet tomrrow.Your about to collapse into your bed after a long day, when you notice a soft marshmallow feeling as you place your hands down. Not pillow soft either, though it has been compared that way before.“Heya Adam” Harley says, pulling the blanket off her, and revealing...well nothing. Just a nude woman who jumped off playboy’s centerfold and into your bed.“Are you nuts, Ivy is just a few rooms away aren’t...you a thing?” You say“Yes but we have...an open relationship” Harley says, moving to her side and putting almost everything on display. “I’ve gotta an itch that Ivy can’t scratch. I was hopping you’d actually pay me back Adam, don’t you know how to show a lady appreciation?”>A.) Another time, we have something to do in the mourning.>B.) Ivy hates my guts enough Harley, please leave>C.) I’m sorry I barely know you>D.) Have a fling
>>1613291We can crush locks relatively quietly and sneak too. If we get good enough we can bend light and be invisible.
>>1613345>A.) Another time, we have something to do in the mourning.
>>1613345>>C.) I’m sorry I barely know youDon't stick your dick in crazy, people.
>>1613345>B.) Ivy hates my guts enough Harley, please leave
>>1613345>A.BUT! But use our gravity powers a tiny bit to give a little pleasure; just enough to show we'll keep our word.
>>1613345>>A.) Another time, we have something to do in the mourning.>>B.) Ivy hates my guts enough Harley, please leave
>>1613345>C.) I’m sorry I barely know you>D.) Have a flingAttempt to resist but give in anyways.
>>1613345>A.) Another time, we have something to do in the mourning.Take me to dinner first
>>1613345Sneaky sex is best sex. This will have a bad outcome but it's worht it>D
>>1613345>>D.) Have a flingMy mind says no, but my penis says yes.
>>1613345>A.) Another time, we have something to do in the mourning.>B.) Ivy hates my guts enough Harley, please leave"But definitely some other time. And maybe when Ivy doesn't hate me as much."
ManThor stop giving me a boner I'm at work.
>>1613380Also this possibly
>>1613345>A.) Another time, we have something to do in the mourning.I'm pretty sure this would only complicate shit for the mission tomorrow.
>>1613345>>D.) Have a flingCome on guys, it'll be funny.
>>1613420I'm totally up for it, just not now.
>>1613408>>1613396>>1613369>>1613393>>1613390... Seriously, people? Are we really so easy? After all this talk about waiting and all that , we're just gonna give in to the slutty clown?
>>1613345>>A.) Another time, we have something to do in the mourning.>After this though? I'd love too. I just.... don't want to make any mistakes because I'm tired. Not again.
>>1613380I voted D (kek) but if we end up saying no, I'm cool with this.
>>1613410My option is so we can still have morals, but still be down to clown
>>1613345>D.) Have a flingNo one can resist the HARLEY.Use our gravity powers to make things...FUN!
>>1613345>>A.) Another time, we have something to do in the mourning.
>>1613436Down to drown her in cum, more like. Not literally, of course.And I'd rather have a fling later and not now before a mission.
>>1613345Changing my vote >>1613437 to this:>>1613410
>>1613429Okay, just to ensure there's no disaster, I'll be changing to A, but without the "orgasm by gravity power" part..
>>1613429Hey man, I'm on the Blackfire train. I just don't want the cock block our coworker when we still have to work with her.
>>1613436>>1613441And besides, if we play our cards right, three-way possibilities
>>1613345>>C.) I’m sorry I barely know youYeah I'm not for jumping on the first thing that spreads em
>>1613429It's not about being easy and whatnot it's about yeah, easy is fun
>>1613450>That guy in the backMy god, he has almost no rhythm.
Just a reminder that If we do this not only do we get fucking nothing out of it harley isn't going to show up at your door ready to bang and it most certainly will fuck us over in some way in the future
>>1613473Cool down with the shadowrunning.
>>1613480Just got that on the steam sale, great game.
>>1613480It isn't shodowrunning if I have stopped myself from making stupid decisions with this same thought process IRL
>>1613473Also a reminder, this Harley is not with the joker; she may not actually fuck us over.
>>1613489>>1613491>>1613486>>1613480Let's still remember rule #1.NEVER make a deal with a dragon.
>>1613345>D.) Have a flingTime to hot this clown with a DIFFERENT kind of creampie. And possible break some bones in her body with our elephant cock
>>1613489I thought you meant "she'll use this to fuck us over". And if you do mean that, then fuck off with the shadowrunning.And it's just a fling.
>>1613491Just wait till joker comes back takes control again and then fins out everyone who did something with her and has her kill them as a show of loyalty bonus points for neither of us having a condom and us accidentally impregnating her so she shows up at a bad time with our kid.>>1613517No I mean there are a thousand ways this could go horribly for us and i'm trying to avoid that
The driver parks you in front of a fancy but nondescript building in the middle of Manhattan, a few dozen other limos parked around it. You notice a few costumed men mingling in with men in suits but they are wrangled inside before you can recognize any. There weren’t any A lists thankfully, but still you had the feeling that if this went wrong, it was going to be bad. “Name and identification” a burly pale man in a cheap suit, but with an expensive ear piece and gun. A shaved gorilla. You can understand why normal people would be intimidated by him but supposedly the biggest bad boys and girls were showing up. If they weren’t super badasses, they had them on fire.“Relax Kong, how many green women with leafs growing out of them do you know” You ask, annoyed.“Hmmmppphmmm.” He starts before Ivy hands him a letter. He glances at it over once or twice before Ivy polite facade drops and she grabs his tie. She doesn’t even bother to do or say anything after that, the man just waves you in. Ivy smiles, and seems strut in, her ass swinging an in exgratted manner as she introduced herself in the reception area to the other important V.I.Ps.Speaking of which….is that a talking brain in a jar on a robot?>A.) Introduce yourself to the (Russians)>B.) Introduce yourself to Qurac representatives.>C.) Introduce yourself to The Brain
No, still won when I wrote this I want to say this now:You did NOT fuck this up. You will get a second chance if you want to be with Harley. Actually I prefer it this way because it more dramatically appropriate to say no once than succumb
>>1613517Yes, because one-night stand never have any negative consequences whatsoever.>>1613529>C.) Introduce yourself to The BrainHopefully without killing any of his loved ones this time.
>>1613529>A.) Introduce yourself to the (Russians)
>>1613533You keep saying that but GOOD DECISION MAKING ISN'T SHADOW RUNNING.I have no fucking clue what Thor has in for us I'm just trying to do things so the future end out preferable for us LIKE A FUCKING HUMAN BEING
>>1613541Plus we do have shit to do. We can give her some body paint later.
>>1613529>C.) Introduce yourself to The Brain
>>1613529Thor, did you miss a bit of your post?
>>1613529>C Introduce yourself to The BrainNothing unexpected going on around here.
>>1613547Quit shadowrunning. It'll be good for your health.
>>1613541Uh, did you post it out of order?
>>1613528IT could happen yes; but we don't now that in character. You can cast your vote and explain In the moment. The fun for others is simply letting the adventure roll.TL;DR slow your roll
>>1613557I forgot the **** showing a passage of time. I was excepting you to fuck Harley to be honest, so had to write this up
>>1613529>D.) Introduce yourself to any hot villainesses that you seeIf that option doesn't exist then >C.) Introduce yourself to The Brain
>>1613529>C.) Introduce yourself to The BrainAnd follow that up with>Did you and Pinky go your separate ways?And of course>D.) Introduce yourself to any hot villainesses that you see>>1613547Paranoid anon
>>1613570The hot villain is the with Brain
>>1613529I think half of your post is missing thor
>>1613529Aren't we a geunt that is supposed to be in love by Ivy? Follow the mindless drone role then no miggling with anybody
>>1613562Could you please define shadow running for me instead of screaming it like a feminist screaming misogyny.
>>1613568>>1613529>A.) Introduce yourself to the (Russians)Well alright. Tip for the future, don't write out a response before the anons make a decision.
>>1613529>>1613578“I’m sorry another time, we got things to do in the mourning” You say “Besides I can tell Ivy hates my guts already.” You say apologetically...though you are having a hard time making eye contact. She wasn’t wearing makeup now, so she was pale white, but that only added to metaphorical pillowly nature of them. Starfire and Raven were larger but these were…Stop.“Ah nuts” Harley says, jumping up while grabbing a pillow. She is about to leave the room when she turns and looks at you “I’m holding you too that though.” She grabs you with her free hand and drags you down her, giving you one hell of a kiss. After what feels like a second, but was undoubtedly more, she smiles, says bye, and leaves.Sleep finds you easier than you think it would with a hard on and more than a few regrets.(fuck you're right I messed up, half the post didn't come up. Sorry
>>1613529Stick close to Ivy and act the part of bodyguard.Also admire her ass.
>>1613577Then I will continue with my decision with C.
>>1613529>B.) Introduce yourself to Qurac representatives.
>>1613593No need to apologize my guy, you are doing great
>>1613529>>C.) Introduce yourself to The Brainalmost forgot
“Hello” You say trying not to laugh nor stare in amazement “I work with Miss Quinn and Ivy, I did not except you to be here. Apologizes she couldn’t greet you herself”“She should apologize herself next time she meets me and not send a strapping young man such as yourself to make pleasantries and take her tongue lashings. It has always been a policy of mine not to just sweep help and without their consent. Bad business and oh so cruel” Brain says in a cartoonishly thick french accent.“And what gutter did Poison Ivy kiss you out of” A woman in a low cut green dress asks haughtily and ever so jokingly, how the hell are these woman so attractive. “Let me guess Blackgate?”“Arkham” You correct.“Shame, I don’t deal with crazy” she says with a smile, patting you on the chest “Do you think she’s really a lesbian? Why all the attractive men?”“Please try not to embarrass the young man, Cheshire. Rude. And pointless. He’s not going to among the living after this is all over. She’ll dispose of him like the rest.” The Brain says, almost sadly>A.) Like the rest?>B.) If I might introduce, Cheshire I’ve never heard of you before? You knew too the business.>C.) What are you looking for today Brain?
>>1613632See you still didn't answer but whatever apparently you are so autistic you think that trying to think five steps ahead of where you are is shadowrunning so I'm going to keep doing what I think is smart for our future you can either enjoy the quest or screech at me don't care which.
>>1613658>C.) What are you looking for today Brain?
>>1613658>B.) If I might introduce, Cheshire I’ve never heard of you before? You knew too the business."As far as the 'young men' angle is concerned, I believe it is to show power over what she herself doesn't desire, but others do?"
>>1613658>>B.) If I might introduce, Cheshire I’ve never heard of you before? You knew too the business.
>>1613658>B.) If I might introduce, Cheshire I’ve never heard of you before? You knew too the business.>C.) What are you looking for today Brain?But add the prefix Mr. in front of Brain.Try to be respectful.>>1613660>that trying to think five steps ahead of where you are is shadowrunningWhen you're also being paranoid about everything, then yes.
>>1613658>>1613673Ignore the bit about the Mr. part.
>>1613658>B.) If I might introduce, Cheshire I’ve never heard of you before? You knew too the business.seduction attempts, later
i haven't had time to work in this as much as i would like to but here's some progress. any feedback suggestion or critique is welcome of course
>>1613698Body is like Superman/a linebacker and our face is more like a pop star's.
>>1613698like an 80's movie...grease was it?
>>1613698wow, that is actually impressive I like it
>>1613686I don't think flirting with the one you are actively screwing over is a good idea.
“If I might intrude, Cheshire I’ve never head of you before. You knew to the business?“New to America, I’ve been active in the east for quite the time. Lot of politicking in Soviet states and in Pacific, a lot money to be made to simplify it. Ofcourse there are lot of big contracts over here to help solve the cape problem. And a girl has gotta to eat.” She says."As far as the 'young men' angle is concerned, I believe it is to show power over what she herself doesn't desire, but others do?" You sayCheshire smiles and looks at the Brain, shouldering his case.“Hey Brain, I like him. Sure you can’t talk Ivy into handing him over? I got a thing for people with brains and brawn. I’ll wave this milk run’s fee” She says giving you the once over. What is it with pretty women making fun of you.“I’ll see what I can do, but I don’t deal in slaves” Brain says“What are you looking for today Brain? If I might be so bold” You ask“You may. Boom Tubes. Teleportation is sadly the one area of physics that alludes me in how to engineer it in a hand held device. I wish to remedy this.” the Brain says before turning around “The auction is about to begin, I hope to meet you again...whoever you are.>A.) Mingle with Russians>B.) Mingle with Qurac representatives>C.) Get Harley, it’s time to begin the heist.
>>1613704any pop star in specific?>>1613709>>1613718i don't know, i used some Dick Grayson pics for reference>>1613719thanks
>>1613698I love it. Thank you for the fanart man!
>>1613734>any pop star in specific?I dunno. ManThor just said pop star.
>>1613730>>C.) Get Harley, it’s time to begin the heist.Let's get over with it.
>>1613730>C.) Get Harley, it’s time to begin the heist."I wish to chat but it seems my mistress needs me, good day gents and madame".But seriously, i want to get some social link with few enemies/rivals
>>1613730>C.) Get Harley, it’s time to begin the heist."It was nice to meet you both."
>>1613698Why blonde ;_; he's supposed to be really attractive.Otherwise good job man!
>>1613730>>C.) Get Harley, it’s time to begin the heist.
>>1613730>B.) Mingle with Qurac representativesThis could get us some good info for the Titans.>>1613752>>1613748>>1613747>>1613741Guys, why are we leaving the intel behind?
>>1613734>>1613740I'd think a young Robert Redford, John Travolta when it comes to looks. Maybe Robert Smith when he was young if you're holding me to music.
>>1613730>C.) Get Harley, it’s time to begin the heist.He did say it was about to start.
>>1613757Auction is gonna start.
>>1613757Because we have a job to do and we already got brain intel.
>>1613730>C.) Get Harley, it’s time to begin the heist.
>>1613730>B) Mingle with QuracWhat's the hurry? We're getting some info here
>>1613757Remember when someone say about deathstroke?SHADOWRUN IN MY VEINS
>>1613730>C.) Get Harley, it’s time to begin the heist.>>1613698The more I look at the drawing, the more I realize that if his skin was paler and change the chin a bit. He looks like Johann Liebert>>1613704But what about best loyalist primarch Sangunius? Built like a greek god with the face of an angel. It's perfect>>1613757Because we don't wanna get sidetracked and fuck things up for Harley and Ivy who may in turn fuck us up and NOT in a good way.Mostly Ivy
>>1613785>But what about best loyalist primarch Sangunius?Don't care.
>>1613740for some odd reason I always thought he looked kinda like kira from jojo's bizzare adventure but maybe that's just my autism showing
>>1613785>best loyalist primarch SanguniusFUck that primach. GAbriel is where it's at?
>>1613730>C.) Get Harley, it’s time to begin the heist.its it time for for property damage fun
You approach Harley, placing a hand on shoulder. You are about to open your mouth when Harley places a hand over yours. You shudder slightly, but your mind is in the game.“Being so forward after being cold like that last night? You’re sending a girl mixed signals.” She says with a frown. “Cold? I was just trying focus. And that’s not wa-” You start to stammer. You know better, but Starfire was partly right. She knew how to get under your skin and it seemed to be second nature to her.“I’m kidding. You’re even cuter when your flustered Adam. I know Bruno Mannheim is about to take the stage and introduce the auction. I already told Ivy. We gotta move.” Harley says, moving down a hallway to your left and somehow managing to be subtle when she tells you to follow her.After about a dozen hallways you find yourself in front a giant vault and two completely dazed armed guards who immediately start opening the vault for you. Harley stands next you, taking turns staring the vault door and you.“Were serious about another time. I’m just an older woman creeping on you am I” Harley asks suddenly“You are an older woman creeping on you. I just appreciate it, alot” You say glancing back her “Forgive me you’re really hot and I do like you...I really didn’t want to fuck this up.You both look at each for a second, and you see her going for a kiss when you a familiar gruff voice.“Big mistake kid. When a woman gives you an opportunity, you take. Now you’re doing to die a freak and a virgin. Fucking sad” A man in a spilt colored mask says as he lifts an impossibly large machine gun, that looks like a mix between minigun and rocket launcher>A.) Throw the gun out of his hands>B.) Throw him>C.) Use the bank vault door as a shield
>>1613868>C.) Use the bank vault door as a shield
>>1613868>C.) Use the bank vault door as a shieldprotect us and gives Harley a opening.Also I FUCKING KNEW IT!
>>1613868>C.) Use the bank vault door as a shieldSHIIIIIIT.
>>1613868>>C.) Use the bank vault door as a shieldFuck you too, buddy.
>>1613868>>C.) Use the bank vault door as a shieldEat shit.
lol at who called Slade showing up
>>1613868>>C.) Use the bank vault door as a shield
>>1613868Ah man I was hoping we would get calm slade with a burning rage under the surface not a call of duty player.