Archive: http://darksquid.org/titmouse/Twitter: brianraddatzChat: http://darksquid.org/chatWelcome back to The Legend of Peter Titmouse! When we last left off, Peter was convincing Gnat to abandon her life of mundane drudgery at the hands of her emotionally abusive mother, and embark on a grand adventure and wizardry. It wasn't hard to convince her. ITT: 100 years of overland travel.
>>154317Welcome back okk/questy, hope the break was refreshing
>>154317OH MY GOOOD.Well she said it, lets get moving.After we steal her mom's dishes.
>>154317Lets get the fuck out before her mother gets wind of our plansAlong the way run into an abandoned owlbear cub
>>154317Secure a giant loan from a loan shark/local thieve's guild before hitting the casino
>>154317SWEET TRAVEL MONTAGE
Hey Questy, how's it going?
>>154369comedy dog makes a cameo
>>154317>>154384Seconded, there is a distinct lack of comedy Dog in this quest
>>154317Try and sell some of those knives to get some startup money to use in our casino frauds
>>154413Wouldn't it make more sense that one of the three comedy pups makes an appearance?I mean, isn't comedy dog dead? Or a grandpa? And then dead again fuck I seriously forgot how this went
>>154317I guess it's time to hit the roadAfter we have a nice dinner with Gnat's family
>>154589Awkward much?>Uh excuse me, I'm just gonna kidnapp your daughter over here. But first if you don't mind I'd like to share a meal with you. While we presumably have to explain why we're here and you judge us silently.>That alright with you?
>>154317Welcome back dude, hope you enjoyed your break. I missed you
>>154317Hell yeah I finally managed to catch one of these threads as it's happening.
>>154317Peter leads the way. And does a really terrible job.
>tfw I check /qst/ for the first time since Okk left and he's back.I like you Okk
>>154956Go to the road, it seems like a private place
>>154956Can we steal the river?Regardless follow that road. This will be the start of her wizard adventure
>>154956Sure, the road sounds good. Ask Gnat if she needs help collecting some of the mana from the stream. We must have a cup on us somewhere, right?
Mention that we'd like to know a bit of magic ourselves. If we were to be able to cast simple spells to light small fires or provide light, that could turn out very handy.Maybe Gnat can teach us?
>>154956Yeah Free Plates!And super Magic!Are we sure there won't be super magic monsters?
>>154956"Wanna sleep on my chest again? I'll let you feel up my muscles this time..."cheeky.jpg
>>154998Wasn't it stated that it takes a while to learn magic?
>>155075Obviously. But even just understanding magic a bit better and attuning to mana could be helpful in the future. And it's not like Magus Road is that particularly exciting that there's a better thing to do on the way.
>>155082We only magic we have and the only magic we'll need is our magic good looks
>>155138Come on, how awesome would it be to have a spell of "summon fondue"?
>>155145Or summon step ladder for Gnat.
...Why do we like fondue so much? I'm not disputing it, fondue's a rare treat for me, and I don't get to have it that often; I'm just curious.
>>155145You make a great point, but how are fucking magic matches going to lead us to that, it's obviously a different type of magic...
>>155153Or summon Gnat. She can never leave.
>>155163Like she'd ever want to.
>>155185She's a sucker for handsome alphas after all
>>155188Let's hope she's also a sucker :^)
>>155188She /did/ date Chad after all.
>>155283We can't let Chad outdo us. We're pretty much great at everything we try, no doubt we'll turn out to be a very competent moon mage.
>>155299>can't let Chad outdo usHow's that working out for you so far?
>>155458Well we are with the qt 3.14 and he's not, so pretty well I'd say.
>>155458We're playing with his ex and he's playing with some balls, you tell me Okk
When they camp, Peter tries to get Gnat to teach him some magic stuff for more bonding
>>155458>>155481ITT:QM roasts players, derails completely
>>155653This sounds like a creepy sex thing.So yes.
>>155653Vision quest?VISION QUEST!DO IT! AND MEET YOUR SPIRIT ANIMAL!It's a gnat
>>155653We go on a vision quest with her to see our spirit animal.Our spirit animals are just a shorter version of gnat and Comedy Dog
>>155653That sounds like a pretty bonding moment, plus we'll technically get to be INSIDE of her:^)
>>155653Would it appear, perhaps, as a whole new world? Would you show me the world, shining, shimmering, splendid? Take me wonder by wonder, over sidways and under, on a magic carpet ride?
>>155488Chad is the hero of the city. He's probably off on a bigger adventure than us right now, doing better things and becoming the hero of the realm
>>155653I-is this a sex thing?
>>155677Yeah nah he's probably checking out his teammates in their tight uniforms
>>155653"Well, you do have very pretty eyes... What if I have to look at something far away, though? You're a lot closer to the ground than I am."
>>155653Is she going to swap our bodies? She might run off with our one if she does.
>>155653>sit down on the groundthere. done.
I bet that's the face she made when she saw Chad's junk.Why else would she leave him?
>>155653We have to say something dangerously cheesy like "I'd love to get lost staring into your eyes"
hold on a minute
>>155653By looking through G nat's large, dark eyes, we learn that she's. Very concerned about questy, creator of poke questy And hopes this thread means he's feeling better.
>>155760That face solidifies her status as a qt3.14, even if she's laughing at us.
>>155900she's a butterface, anon. all she's got are eyelashes. guess what? cows also have really long eyelashes. would you fuck a cow?
>>155913...maybe? It'd depend on the cow.
>>155913>petite, spunky qt3.14 witch girl with big brown eyes>butterfaceWhatever you say, anon.
>>155913>Butterface>defined as an ugly face with a hot body>gnat has cute face, legs only 20% of her body
we should ask what gnat's real name is eventuallynot now but eventually
>>156180We already know it, lad.
>>156196WE HAVE TO SAVE HER
>>156204We already did, lad. Have none of you read the archive?
>>156209Newfriends are newfriends.
>>156277Like you're on fire.>waggle eyebrows
>>156277Are you sure this isn't a sex thing?Because you look hot
alternatively: really short.
>>156283This. I mean, wow.And mean it. This is some trippy stuff.
>>156277Positively Glowing. Downright Blue-tiful.
>>156327You HAVE to go with this one, Questy
>>156327ThisWhat do we look like? I'm curious to see how glass-boy saw us the night of our misdeed
>>156327Please punish us with this.
This was your chance to have Peter say something sweet.This was your chance to make Gnat blush.And you guys blue it.
>>156751I regret nothing.Can we be attacked by bandits now?
>>156751Gnat from Spat, would you like to ride on my back?
>>156751Ask about whether we can harvest the mana from hunting bowhead whales. Propose a whaling venture, there might be good money in their mana and oil.>>156757We get attacked by the bandits but one of them recognizes Titmouse and calls it off.>>156762>Gnat from Spat wearing a hat following a twat
>>156757But anon, we ARE the bandits>>156770Bandits try to raid us, then recognize Peter. They then offer to escort us, because dude there's bandits around here, gotta be careful.
>>156751I'm starting to think you got an unusual crop of players for once that joke about waifuing, but in practice actually just consider her a gal pal.
>>156785What are you talking about? I'm totally waifu-ing her. You think we make shitty brilliant puns for just anyone? What are you, some kind of Comedy Slut?
>>156785Nah, I think they actually thought that line would work. This is anon, remember?
>>156784This group of bandits is in turn attacked by a larger group of bandits, who recognize the bandits in our group.This cascades until we are leading an army of bandits towards Casino City. We resolve to besiege and conquer Casino City.
>>156770>Gnat from Spat, in the blue hat, peter wants to tap that hat.
>>156794The bandit hoard eventually swells to the point that we successfully pillage the entire world. Daily.
>>156794Why conquer the city when we can steal the city?
>>156811Conquest is just stealing land from another government. Theft by any other name.We should establish a kleptocracy once we take over the city.
>>156784>>156794>>156804gm plz steal this
>>156751Well, she's loved Peter's Puns before. Oh well.Serriously though Gnat, how does one exactly gain mana. Do you just walk along the stream? Seems pretty easy to gain.
>>156823Honestly, I'm curious about this, too.
>>156823try to channel some manna with all your might
>>156887Wisdom be attentive!
can you just.. GRAB a chunk of mana and use it like clay? use those insanely deft hands of yours.
>>157294STEAL mana and craft it into a sword(or some other object)! That's probably like some kinda uh...Summoning magic or some shit, Let's do that shit!
>>157476Nah go stay in the tiny hut next door
>>157476Burst in knives a flashin, alternatively, spend the entire night peacefully sleeping in Gnat's proximity.
>>157476Alright Gnat adventurer 101 starts now, House like this are always inhabited by something, sometimes good things that we will owe a favor too that might get us killed in repaying it, other times bad shit just lives there, however there will always be loot
>>157476Its better than anything else. Lets hope it isn't locked. Otherwise we have to improvise, the way only we know how!Also, how long do these storms last?
>>157476Oh no, Gnat! Don't you know? That's where Comedy Dog lives!
>>157498>>157524Pretty much these two. Expect something sucky to be inhabiting this place. Knives out, low-alert (just in case we're wrong and the owner's actually chill), let's get you inside ASAP.
carry the gnat like a princess
>>157476Knock on the door, give your knife salesman pitch, asking to come inside so you can thoroughly explain the virtues of such well-used, er, well-made knives.
>>157564use this to buy your way into the houseor better yet,just rob the house deed
>>157564>>157582Better yet, cartwheel into a strip
steal the distance between you and the house and deposit it between yourself and the storm.
>>157610what quest is that from?
>>157617Okay, he's not a Stand, calm down.
>>157476On the way to the shelter, ask her what the fuck are mana storms and why they make her nauseous
>>157621PAY DAT RENT!!!1 (sic)>http://mspfanventures.com/?s=7371
Pick her up on our back without a second's doubt. Head towards shelter, knife out, and ascertain the risk inside.
>>157725It's funny, PDR looks like something that can easily belong to /qst/, especially with a protagonist who's prone to stripping a lot.
>>157678Also why can we see it without the glasses on
Hey what was the game genie cheat code for super mario bros infinite lives?
>>157769SXIOPO, according to http://www.gamegenie.com/.
>>157769Not infinite lives, but SUEISA is one of my personal favorites.
>>157828No! Why cruel world! "I demand you return my Gnat!"
>>157828Put on the glasses. Maybe there are some magical clues?
>>157828I'm getting a strong sword of mana vibe from this part
>>157831At the risk of blinding ourselves like dipshits, seconded.Extreme alarm, knives out, start calling for Gnat.
>>157828Go into the deepest and scariest room. The boss should be there.
>>157828put on glasses and look at that angel statue, maybe it got some ties were Gnat has gone to
>>157828knife the statue
>>157828>Gnat suddenly disappearsNOOO, IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS
Oh hey Questy, your back. That means I should probably go back to work before I take my month leave.
>>157838That might be a bad idea, what if there's a ghost or something dangerous and it hears us? It can get the drop on us.I say that we put on the glasses and have our knives out, but sneak around stealthily. Peter's a thief, he should be good at that.
>>157828>Pete confirmed STRONK
>>157828Inspect creepy angel statue with magic glasses.
>>157828Put on the glasses, see if there's any magical nonsense going on hereAlso examine the floor. It's too shiny, it's probably some kind of mirror-monster or portal to somewhere
>>157828assume hostiles. steal/break everything.
>>157828Why is the floor here so reflective if it's a abandoned house?
>>158533Even if dirty, marble is quite reflective
Alright gang, lets split up and look for clues
>>159032https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JaY3vtb760What I wanna know is where's the Caveman?
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>159157Rolling to seduce But seriously thought sneak up behind her and see what she's looking at
>>159157Punch her in the snout to establish superiority.
>>159157That's a being made of light. You can always trust beings made of light! Go up to it without a single care in the world, while making sure you have your shirt open for hugs!
>>159157Clock her in the back of the head and tie her up, she's magic so we don't want her to get the initiative.
>>159157Steal the Ghost.
>>159198ThirdingBut don't drop your guard
>>159157(hide behind something and just observe)
>>159157HOLY SHIT NEW PERSONA GAME
>>154317Okk, it would be awesome if you implemented some commenting on your archive.
>>159296You think so? Would something like that be on a per page basis?
>>159330Yeah, probably on a per-page basis. I keep wanting to point out little things in facial expressions / etc. that I notice.
>>159330your webcomic is shit
>>159395Wow, I never saw shit taste getting on that level
>>159157Look over the glasses and check if we can still see her. She could be a mana spirit, commonly found near and on mana lines; it's why the building is abandoned.
>>159609The fuck just happened ? Confront her
>>159609>inb4 she's some kind of Priest/Necromancer combo.Just politely introduce ourselves. She seems legit.
>>159609HERETICS!BY THE EMPEROR! Sneak up and backstab for critical damage while she's distracted
>>159609Cool you can kill ghosts!that was a ghost right?
>>159609Her name is clearly Evila Reh Yalf from the famous Yalf bloodline.
>>159609>Flay her aliveIT'S GETTIN REALLY SPOOPY.PURGE THE HERETIC FOR THE GOD EMPEROR.
>>159609Cleric-type setting undead to rest? Niftyness.Introduce ourself, ask if she's seen our travelling companion, a petite but lovely wizard trainee, who appeared to vanish.
>>159609also ask her why she decided to bleach one side of her hair but not the other, it looks silly
>>159677I think it looks cute>>159609Better ask her for some notes about that skeleton for our bestiary. It would be a shame if that information was lost.
>>159713yeah? well your tastes are perfectly fine, I just think it makes her look like a discount Harvey Dent>>159721hi
>>159729I wasn't talking to you, faggot. I was talking to Sia over there.Who, by the way, is way cuter than Gnat.
>>159713Seconded, we've gotta get to work on filling it up, anyways. What have we got so far, Gant, Us, Skrvrt, Krrkt, Dean, Chad, Glasses Wizard, and now "Weird priest girl", and "Skull dude"
>>159737Those are fighting words.But you are entitled to your opinion and I love you anyway.Even if your taste is monumentally shit.
>>159738Don't forget Tiny Manticore.
>>159609Maybe this priest person can teach us magic.
>>159609>"Stop right there! What's going on here?!"
>>159609Channel our inner Cayde-6: "Y'see, I've dealt with this kinda thing before, talking skeletons. Being a thief as long as I've been, I know they're bad news. Tell you what, you help me find my friend, her and I ride out this mana storm in your entryway, and then we pretend we never met. Y'dig?"I mean, might as well see how far our charisma takes us. Save knives for if she doesn't like our charisma.
>>159609Go in and introduce ourselvesAll suave like
>>159609New girl is a cuteC U T E
>>160916tell her you've been restless to find a woman as beautiful as her
>>160916We noticed, but it was spooky house or Mana storm. Anyway could you help us find the tiny wizard?
>>160918What are we now, Brock from pokemon?
>>160916Hmm, so either she ran off to investigate something, or she's been snatched and we have to play the dashing Hero.Tell the nice lady that you can't leave until you have found your companion. If she wishes to assist in the search we would welcome the help however.
>>160916NOW we channel a Nathan Filion character
ever so non-chalantly, impress her with your detailed monster catalog
>>160916Well, we're stuck here till we find gnat anyways, and this chick seems to know whats up. Let's offer to stick with her until we find gnat, and help her out in the meantime.She's way cuter than gnat, I'm totally switching my focus from gnat to her
>>160916Define cursed...and define reckless...
>>160916Kidnapping kind of spirits?
>>160916Tell her we had nowhere else to go and that we needed to get out of the mana storm, also ask what she is doing here alone if its so dangerous
>>160928Oh man, This. This so much.Also as soon as she mentions her name, start entering her into it. Her picture has the biggest smile ever considering how dour she seems to always look.
>>160916What luck she's inFor Peter is actually an amateur exorcistHe took a course and got a certificate and everything
>>160933>She's way cuter than gnat, I'm totally switching my focus from gnat to herMaybe it's because I'm a sucker for petite brunettes, but you're dead wrong, son. My subjective opinion trumps yours!
>>160933>Objectively shit opinion: the postHow can one anon be so wrong?
>>160933I think you should leave, kind sir. We've no use for your type round hyeah.
Soo...What's your name? Can you help me fid my, hopefully soon, girlfriend?
>>160916Check if she's a ghost, last thing we need is a "dead-all-along" twist.Explain that judging from past experiences, Gnat is either being attacked by a giant monster or under arrest, and you refuse to leave her to either fate.Compliment her ghostbusting.
>>160916>>161184Oh no! Gnats under ghost-arrest for trespassing in a haunted mansion! The Judge is the ghost of the Skrvrrt from the first chapter!
>>160933wrong>>160921and do this
>>160916Oh shit! The half moon cult! How did you find me here!
>>160916your companion is missing, you will not stop until SHE is found. make sure she knows gnat is a girl so she doesn't try to seduce you.
>>161312This. Those halfsies are only repelled by commitment.
>>160920>implying we're something better
>>161369We are so much better anon, we have standards that take more than a day to fulfill.
>>161381The house itself is treacherous and this woman is giving you sexxy eyes. Have none of either of these things
>>161381"Welp, you're the ghostbuster here, what do we do now?"
>>161381I just realized. This house stole gnat from us. Its challenged us to a thief-off, clearly, so we need to steal as much shit from here as possible.
>>161381Keep closing and opening the door untill it's a place you feel willing to go into
>>161393>wanting to carry cursed shit with youYeah nah m8, some of these things will 100% try to kill you in your sleep
>>161381Ask her for her name and if she knows any magic that'll fix the doorway.
>>161381"So who died in this house?"
>>161388I do love her rhombus eyesGnat's almond eyes are good, but these are cool and uniqueHow do you make all these qt eyed grills, Questy?
>>161408Do not fall for her quadrilateral optics anon, she means foul deeds that must not be mentioned.
>>161381So is this one of them magical puzzle ghost houses where everything changes over and over again? Cause that's pretty frustrating.
>>161419Well of course I don't condone Peter getting too comfy with herBecause she's my waifu
>>161419We learn to forgive anon, Questy also meant foul deeds that mustn't be mentionedhilarious canine
>>161394Guys this won't work, the spirits are trolling us they aren't that stupid
>>161381Questy! Been following your stuff since back on /vp/!Keep it up, man.
>>161394i love this idea so much.game the fuck out of this spoopy house
>>161471Anon, her eyes need to be more angular, it's her charm point! I demand that you fix this error at once.
>>161486Much better, thank you anon.
>>161471>>161486Thank you! Your art is adorably cute.
>>161471>>161486>>161494And also familiar, come to think of it. Have I seen your stuff somewhere before?
>>161553Possibly! I hang out at a lot of the quest places.
>>161471We rune casters now?
HURRY UP QUESTY AAAAAAHHHHH
>>161722Go through the doorBut stand guard, make Peter seem like an Alpha guardian
>>161722Do we need some wibbly wobbly words that I can't pronounce, or would these knives work just fine?pull out the beastiary, makes sure to fill this out.steal some bone dust? Salt is used for exorcism, and bone dust is white and powdery!
>>161722Ask her what she can do to quell the things in the house, then tell her how great and amazing your skills are.
>>161735forget that, we need to know if her hair is dyed or natural.
>>161722Time to play the dashing hero and run directly into the obvious trap. It's the only way you're going to get at the spirits anyways.
>>161722>"So we kill it, right? Where is it?"
>>161766I'm curious as well.
>>157476Find cover if you want to live!
>>161722>ID: Ox3Nx13nIMPOSTOR>>161766this desu
>>161722CLEAVE AND SMITEAsk for assistance on the whole "quell" business.
>>161722These Dutch Angles bother me on an existential level.
>>162537I think that was the intention.
>>161722"And by what means might we acheive this? The sooner the better."
>>161722Make a noise halfway between a sneeze and saying the word "bacon" in reverse.Accidentally summon Alex the freindly earth elemental.
>>162986QUICK ENGAGE EMERGENCY TECHNIQUEHUG COMFORT
>>162986Obviously the ghost is ocd and you need to set that crate right side up to get them to calm down.
>>162986Don't go through the doorway yet, it might not be there after you go in. Call out to her from the stairwell.
>>162986Use the magic glasses to try and tell if it's really her or not, since some fucky shit's been going on and we have no idea if it can make mimics of people or not.
>>162986>>162996This. Use glasses + ask our new friend if that's real or some crazy ghost trick.
>>162986Quick, tell Harmony to steal the spirit obviously possessing Gnat!
>>162986This may be another of the ghost's tricks. Put on glasses to inspect and approach carefully.
>>162986"It's okay Gnat, I'm sure we can get that box right side up again."
Use glasses to check whether it's Gnat. If it's her, run the fuck over and hug her.We blue it earlier, it's time to make up for it.
Propose hand holding to avoid separation...Also they get to hold hands with us as a bonus~
>>161471>>161486>>161494>>161553>>161570It looks like Larro to me. You cant hide from me, Larro!It was kinda hard to find exact evidence, because Larro has a pretty diverse art style, but here are some eyes that are basically the same.
>>163089Out of curiosity, where's that pic from?
>>163096The character roster he put up on twitter recently. Cant link it because of spam filter, but just check https://twitter.com/HeroRena
>>162986>>162990BUG IS FOR HUG AND SNUG
>>163036>"It's okay Gnat, I'm sure we can get that box right side up again."But what if the box is on the correct side up... WHAT IF GNAT IS SITTING ON THE CEILING?
>>162986Put on the mana glasses.
>>162986Gnat is not possessed or anything, Gnat is crying because her friend Peter refuses to talk to her about whats wrong, feeling she abandoned by him...
>>162986I vote for hugs. But check things over with the glasses first. Oh and see if Harmony can sense ghosts or whatever.
>>162986Gnat, meet my new BFF Harmony. Harmony, just to make sure that -isn't- a ghost apparition, right?
>>162986HUG HUG HUG HUGUGHUGHUGHUG
>>162986Don't hug, It's a trap. Ghosts will try and attack you, or maybe a lich. Best to be cautious and have the priest mage use her undead killing magics to see if Gnat is really Gnat.
>>163682But then Gnat wouldn't know how much you care about her.
>>163797>But then Gnat wouldn't know how much you care about her.Is reassuring Gnat worth risking our lives?
>>163803Maybe. Just maybe.
>>163803Is that a rhetorical question? Because the answer is a resounding yes.
>>163803No. It's not even worth the effort desu
>>163809>>163812>>163815We should at least put on the mana glasses than, to try and see if their are ghosts or if that is the real Gnat. We can't just charge in and expect to not die.
>>163831Crap, meant to say then.
>>163831I brought that up here >>163040 already
>>163803Not even remotely. She's not half the girl this new one is. I mean the difference between them is pretty black and white.
>>163850Gnat's the only waifu with that spice and fervor the new one lacks. Look at the cleric, she's too soft.
>>163862I dunno man, a waifu as good as this cleric only comes around once in a blue moon. I mean, her attractiveness is downright haunting.
>>163850I see what you did there.
>>163882Really? But we're not wearing the glasses, and these puns are rather magical.
>>163890My punny glasses are on 24/7.
>>163803yep>>163850you are incorrect
>>163803Oh absolutely. But we should put on the glasses anyway to be certain.
>>163964He's completely literally correct. Gnat is half her size, and she wears black and white clothing.
>>163996damn, the force of puns has defeated me
>>164055Fucking hell, this is gonna be like that mansion I tried to rob last year ain;t it
>>164055Tell her she disappeared from the foyer as soon as we turned around, and it's only been a few minutes since we last saw he. Ask what happened from her point of view, and mention this place is super fucking haunted and spoopy.
>>164055"...So apparently this house messes with time AND space. I already want to leave. Harmony, any ideas of how to get us out safely?" Do NOT let go of the Gnat. I'm honestly paranoid about losing her again.
>>164082Harmony is not behind us any more! So SPOOKY!
>>164055Have Harm check Gnat for spiritual AIDS, since she's obviously been exchanging ectoplasm with them.
>>164093uggggh I hope that didn't just happen.Also Gnat, you look REALLY cute without your hat. I mean, you look cute with the hat, but ridiculously cute without it. Best of both worlds.We need to compliment her eyes one of these days, completely nonchalantly.
>>164055FOR FUCK SAKE MAGIC MANSIONS.piece of professional advice, never do a heist in a magic mansion. I tried once, ended up younger than when I went in.
>>164104That does not sound too bad compared to what the one I tried to rob did.I'm still posting from there.
>>164055Tell her we have to hold hands from now on to stop us from getting separated again.
>>164376And then when her short legs cant keep up with our pace carry her on our back.
>>164376Get your disgusting fetish out of here
>>164478We should tie her on backwards, so we have someone watching our back. Don't want any ghosts sneaking up from behind.
>>164478Why not do that all the time? Ratchet and Clank style.
>>164591We'd need to find propellers for her.
>>164055>"Let's stay close together from now on. Oh, this is Harmony; she helped me find you."Then bridal carry Gnat and walk to the exit.
>>164104Hah, you think that's bad, I was knocked out in a haunted house and woke up an old man. So did my wife
>>164671Was he angry when you woke him up?
>>164671One time I died in a house and then it became haunted.
>>164692That's nothing. One time I haunted a house and then died!
>>164690Yeah, he was so mad he died. and became the ghost
Sure hope I don't get banned for this one.>>164480Dare you enter my magical realm?
>>165004Absolutely fucking disgustingShould've been holding harmony's hand
>>165004Peter should honestly have no problem with casual hand holding and neither should Gnat.Let the poor Cleric stew in the lewdness
>>165004I think it's cute.
>>165004Lewd!!!!! but I approve.Anyways, introduce Harmony and Gnat and follow Harmony's lead on dealing with the spoopiness that has infected this mansion.
>>165004Holy shit dude there are children on this site!
>>165004Lewd behavior: taunt the ghost into manifesting nearby.
>>165004AAAAA blue board, blue board!Ask harmony where to go
>>165004Hot.Now, back to one of our old questions. How long do mana storms last? Is she feeling a little better/not as nautious.Then introduce Harmony and ask her more about the house/spirits we may be dealing with.
>>165053Oh!!! Don't forget to add them to your monster codex!
>>165053Also hold her hand so we don't loose her?
>>165004Maybe hold hands with Harmony too so we don't get separated from her either
>>165255I figured that was implied. But well, yeah we should still keep holding her hand.
>>165255No, maybe just keep our hand on her shoulder.
>>165282Also, periodically peek to our side to make sure it's her hand that we're holding.
>>165004Grab Harmony's hand too. We -need- to stick together.
>>165401you have jinxed it. in b4 severed arm hand holding gag
I'll back holding harmonys hand too. We can't afford to get separated from the person best suited to disposing of spoopy ghosts, after allCaptcha: Select all street signs>Picture of a forestWut
>>165004>>165401Oh man as soon as we look away she'll be replaced by some creepy mannequin or some shit
>>165004I'm all for killing some dead things to death, but it seems suspicious that the way to Gnat would suddenly be revealed like that. We should consult Harmony and then get back to the killing part.
Wait, I take this back.>>165401>>165560This sounds much smarter.
>>166169SCOOBY DOOBY DO! WHERE ARE YOU!
>>166169we're gonna have a crazy chase scene aren't we?
>>166169>the lookclearly gnat harbors a well-founded ire for the new inferior galanyway, with caution, head into the hallway and open doors and stuff
>>166169>menifestsAlso, we should probably play our trump card, the Totem Pole of Power.With Harmony, that makes three people for the totem pole.>>166184Sorry m80, Harmony is clearly superior to Gnat.
>>166169Well, we could open every single door. OR...we could use our glasses.Or both.
>>166169Walk in the group as a party.Then turn around towards harmony and attempt to unmask her as the corrupt lawyer from the courthouse.
>>166169There is a simple way to solve this: DESTROY THE HOUSE! No house, no magic.
>Woman with the last name Swan shows up>Elizabeth Swan is a main female character from Pirates of the Caribbean, the movie series.>MC is basically a more competent version of Guybrush Threepwood.>Guybrush Threepwood is the MC of the Monkey Island series>Which is based off of the Pirates of the Caribbean theme park ride>Which is the inspiration for the Pirates of the Caribbean movies>Yet not one single Anon is making Pirates of the Caribbean referencesI feel disappointed, and a little sad.
>>166237Sorry mate, but I can't shitposting sober and all the rum is gone.
>>166237>quest is written in english>english is a germanic language >no nazi punsStep it up, anons
>>166265I did nazi that connection coming.
>>166265>Quest is on a board whose servers are located on Earth.>Earth is third planet from the Sun.>10-3=8>8th planet from the Sun is Neptune.>Neptune is where the movie 'Event Horizon' takes place.>Event Horizon is set in the Warhammer 40k universe.>No WH40k puns. I can't believe it...
>>166285>10-3=8Sir, you lost me here.
>>166297>Not knowing theoretical, Chaos math.I'm honestly just trying to cover up my drunkenness now.
>>154317I just discover this quest and instantly feel in love with it. Just letting that out.
>>166486Thank you. I'm always happy when people enjoy my work.
Questy would you fuck my bumhole for a nickel?
>>166305I always knew base 11 was trouble
>>166169loudly comment on the fact this house is bullshit
>>166169Ask Gnat about Harmony's White Mana
My work week starts again tomorrow.I'll keep drawing this, and I'll try to get a page or two done on my work days, but no promises.
>>166606Oh look a Boney Hisser. good thing we already have it in our beastiary with it's weaknesses written down
>>166606Alright, we have two knives, it has two eyes, let's do some particularly painful addition.2+2=Victory.
>>166606QUICKLY USE YOUR LEFT HAND AND THROW A KNIFE AT THE CREATURE!
>>166606This plays in the background:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w
MONSTER IS NAMED THE BLORZNOCHT
>>166606This>>166614And grab Harmony and put her behind youYou WILL be the alpha guardian
>>166628Is anyone else getting a kind of Final Fantasy X vibe? Only there's one guardian, and multiple magic users to be defended.
>>166634Difference being we can't protect for shit, we're just pretending to be alpha
I just noticed the update's background changing depending on the mood/setting of
>>166606good luck with your work dude
>>166606Better get that thing down in the bestiary
>>166606Harmony has some levels in Monk to further differentiate herself from Gnat. Cleanse it with fist.
>>166606get knife out, throw it for a distraction rather then a killing blow. like hitting it in the leg. harmony seems to be the best at undead purging, with the bone dusting powers.
>>166677Seconding, this should be our priority at all times
>>166606G O D S W O R KODSWORK
>>166606throw your bandana in its face to blind it I mean jesus look at those eyes they probably get irritated constantly.
>>167148the many hats we've acquired would be better I think, I mean what if our bandanna gets damaged? but yes we should totally try to blind it using headwears
>>167195I think I catch your drift......Throw Chad's hat on the freddy krueger monster so it catches his scent AND blinds him.... Nice
>>166606Throw our hat and bandana at the monster. That might give Harmony or Gnat time to make a magical attack.
>>160920>Not wanting to be Brock>Replying to an old post
>>166606What the hell guys, this dude just got out of the shower, and you wanna stab him? That's cold, guys.
>>166606Uh, priest girl. Can you use some undead-away magics to kill the scary tentacle head monster?
>>167283Let's just talk to him :^)
>>167777Run away. We have Gnat, we're not going to risk her just to save Harmony.
>>167777Cut the tentacles with our knives. WOuld be a real chad move to just ditch her here to save ourselves.
>>167777.... -_-. Wow.Okay, knife that tentacle and save Harmony.
>>167777Stab it in the eyes
>>167790And we're not ChadDo this Questy
>>167777Nice quads.Flying Knife Tentacle Chop!
>>167777Chop off the tentacle, yesBut Gnat should cast some ice shards at its eyes
>>167777Slice the tentacles off and then have a Scooby Doo style chase
>>166606i demand peter at least tries to rapidly open and close a door to see if it leads to somewhere else.
Well nevermind. She's the distraction now. You be the offense. Also Gnat.
>>167777Mention that you've read enough [fiction form name here] to know where this leads. Then cut the tentacle.
>>167777Stab it in the eye.
the only language the things here understand is MURDER.
>>167887I want to say... Taiwanese Bone Carvings?
>>167904I was thinking of Indian Leather Embroidery, but I don't know enough about the setting.
>>167904Singaporean China Dishes.
>>167777This isn't just a skeleton, it's a thing inside a skeleton. Cutting the eyestalks seems a blinder of a move.
>>167777That thing better not hurt my waifu's beautiful eyes, Questy
>>167777Knife the tentacle in half.
>>167928>>167799This, cut the eye stalks. It might be easier to approach it because one of it's tentacles is busy
>>167777Steal it's eyes!
>>167777Lets us steal harmony from the newly named HSSS-WHD
>>168034Is It an evolved form?
>>167777STEAL THE EYES
>>167777Knife the eyes, then steal Harmony.
>>168422Your trip is showing m8.
>>167777Sigh this was your chance to show your skills, Harmony, but you blew it. Time to chop that tentacle. Either that or yank his arm off and bash him in the head
>>167777Oh and you could always push it through one of the mysterious doom doors too
shouldve thrown a hat questy.
I think we hit the 72 hour permasage limit.
>>171141Wait I haven't seen enough hentai?
>>171247You have seen but the tepid surface that english readers may veiw. There are such horrors beneath the tentacles that you could not comprehend it.