This here is a thread for all Star vs The Forces of Evil FaggotsSESSION START!>You are Anon>14 years young>Proud owner of his own Zombie/Crocodile girl>You sick fuck>You're in a MAGIC SWAMP>Here to kill gigantic monster known as the The Swamp Drake>To get it's scales>To make some armor>To get you one step closer to rescuing your mentor>Luna...>It hurts to try and remember her voice>It's absence still makes your guts wrench when you think about it too long>You've been dropping bodies to get stronger>Monsters>Sentient Monsters>Even beat up your old best friend in a Karate Grudge Match>You've just rested up and fleshcrafted your most loyal (and longest lived) minion ZOMBINA into a flesh beast >She thicc >Which is a fact you desperately try not to agonize over>Muscles, your ass-crazed demon right arm thirsts for booty>He doesn't seem to care what shape, gender or state of living that booty is in>You're sweating from more than the humidity>A: "I should really get you some better clothes.">Z: "Wan dress!">A: "Susan, we fight too much for that.">Z: "Wan Preeeeedy dressh!">Damnit>There was an explosion to your east right after you emerged from your cave shelter>Green smoke and fire are rising in the distance>You saw some other places to investigate as well when you flew overheadCHOOSE>EASTThere's glittering green fire and smoke over there. You saw the Swamp Drake belch some when you first encountered it.>WESTThere's a huge dead tree over that way surrounded in a lake of clean water.>NORTH
>>1532396LET'S GO TO THE TREE, GRAB IT, AND THEN USE IT AS A WEAPON AGAINST THE SWAMP DRAKE!
>>1532396>time for Mystery Box North!Also:>quickly text Star, asking for pro tips in regards to hunting/dealing with a Swamp Drake
>>1532396>>1532396CLARIFICATION POSTI was given an erroneous error message>NORTHYou saw everglades that way. Clear water and lots of grass and fish. Could be a feeding ground for even huge critters.YOUR CHARACTER SHEEThttps://pastebin.com/UHYYajzXYOUR ALLIEShttps://pastebin.com/S9d55G4Nbasic rolling for our new friendshttps://pastebin.com/S9d55G4Nbless
>>1532396>WESTTake a bath,and text Star "what is the best way to kill a Swamp Drake?"
>>1532422>Could be a feeding ground for even huge critters.You mean for even Larger critters?or just huge?
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>>1532396We go east but fly VERY high to stay out of range of Drake
>>1532396>WESTWe can use the tree as cover, that might be useful.
>>1532396>East>Text Star, ask if she knows anything bout killin Swamp Drakes>And ask why Mewni sucks so fucking much
>>1532422>>1532422Go North.It's better we choose out battlefield, and NOrth ahs alot of wildlife to BfB during our fight.>>1532429We should also ask Star for data.
>>1532457>>1532415>And ask why Mewni sucks so fucking muchPfftt, OK, If we ask Sar for tips (which I am against) I support this.
>>1532396NorthI'm against asking Star though.
I like the fact how Anon's only experience of Mewni so far is Swamp land. I love to think that he thinks that Star is a Swamp person who is going to inherit a chunk of wet land
>>1532422>>1532469Also adding support to text Star.
>>1532466>>1532466PS. The NORTH everglades also provide for good places for zombina to swim around and evade the Drake during our fight.
>>1532396Time for quest!
Ye boys it's planning time
>>1532422Are there any vines around here that we could use for rope? We forgot to pack some, and the ability to trip the drake would be very useful.
>>1532396We prep the arena, see what it looks like before luring the drake to it. We need as much of a home field advantage as possible. Dead tree as weapon.But we may need a place with more land for anon to move on. Water for zombina to maneuver And honestly, zombina probably wouldn't care about Muscles ASSaults. Too dead to care.
Tick TockTickTockTime to count!
>>1532396We should go north and set up a trap.
>>1532537>>1532533>>1532523>>1532498>>1532481>>1532468THE PATH IS CHOSEN>EAST4 votes>WEST3 votes>NORTH7 votes>You set off toward those everglades you saw on your descent>One small issue keeps you from making a smooth take off from the ground>Z: "Mah! MAshta!">A: "Oh, shit.">You can't carry your zombie so easily>A quick slap of your Housevator fixes that>With Susan tucked away you're clear for take offhttps://youtu.be/bOtrwYBUul0>Up here it's hell dodging all the man sized flying bugs>One even makes a go at you but-WHACK!>NEeeeeRRR poof>Muscles slaps his unevolved shit right in>You cackle but get a mouthful of gnats for your trouble>A: "AAC! aaah! Why!?">You spit and curse, pulling out your phone>Without your wings you just drift in mid-air>You send a video to Star>The angle from up in the air with your camera pointed at the ground and you in selfie mode>A: "Hey! Why is your planet so shit-tacular? I've met 11 whole things from here and all of them have either tried to kill me or they're -you- which is almost as bad.">You swing the camera around>To a long-necked snail with shark teeth>A Fly with eyes all over it's 4 foot long body>A set of Dragon-flies with human feet>Euugh>A: "I thought you were some kind of Fairy Princess not a damn swamp Queen. No wonder you hate Pepe. You've got a frog phobia.">You zoom in on a nearby toad the size of a beanbag chair with one huge pink eye>It looks at you pass with a dull expression>T: "MmmmRiibbbit">Kersnap!>It went for you>Haha! You were too fast for it's tongue>You land in the clean water which comes up to your knees>There's all sort of stuff around here to work with>Hanging Vines>Bamboo which is both flexible and sturdy-ish>The water's full of succulent leaves and Fish>A treeline surrounds the entire area up to 15 feetYou actually have a chance to prepare.>As you're washing the mud from your face a text comes to you from Headbook>TEXT FROM STAR BUTTERFLY>S: "I don't even live on the ground.">Attached is pic related>You kind of want to start the socio-economic revolution all of a sudden>Cause Star lives in a f->Flying castle>You choke a littlePITCH YOUR TRAP PLANS USING THE AVAILABLE MATERIALS!USE ALL THE SHITTY MS PAINT DRAWINGS YOU PLEASE!
That was embarrassing.
>>1532601>Contact Star and ask for tips on how to deal with/trap a Swamp Drake
>>1532601shitty ms paint? well,i made this thing like weeks ago.
>>1532601Make a vine swamp drake dummy, soak it in female swamp drake pussy juice, then butcher the male that swooces in for some sex.
>>1532636Second part about throwing rocks with portals.
>>1532637We'd need a female drake for that. Quest, is the drake we're hunting male or female, is there any way to tell.>>1532630I'm gonna have to go with this. But we need to trick star into it. Play it to her sensibilities, make her think we're just trying to understand her and where she's coming from.
>>1532601>>1532643It can be made simpler, but i love the idea
>>1532601>Traps>In the middle of these everglades>Against a two story high swamp drakeWho's idea was this?
>>1532601Don't have a complete plan yet, but we can cut down the vines and raise them right? Having sentient ropes could be useful if they could hold the drake.
>>1532601A'ight here's the plan yew bloody wankers.We grab some vines and rope them together to make it stronger and tie it around the trees in the entrance to the clearing.We grab some bamboo and sharpen them into points and stick 'em on the ground because we Vietnam now.Tell Zombo to lie in wait in the water.So what this means is that we'll lure the drake in, it'll trip on the vines, fall and stab itself in the bamboo and its head will fall in or near the water, where Zombina will ambush with teeth and claw like an actual croc, leaving us to rip and tear its guts while its down and stabbed.
>>1532636>>1532643This is what BoTW Link would doI support this plan
>>1532674It was made to be safe,so we dont get hit by the rock.
>>1532684>>1532643We can do both. Prep spikes after getting boulders in place. We could still use advice on drake hunting though.
>>1532601I would try to snare it, but we don't have any wire. Vine won't cut it for a snare, either. We wouldn't be able to dig a pitfall trap in the swamp, and I don't think there's anything big enough to drop on the drake that would snap its neck here.I think the only semi-viable trap here is to try and trip the drake, since it just so happens to be bipedal.>>1532684This isn't a terrible plan, and it was what I was thinking of. I'll support this plan.
>>1532653Female drakes are super big and don't breathe fire when matured, male drakes are 1/10th the size of females and do continue breathing fire after maturing.
>>1532601Use bamboo and vines to build a giant raft so cool that the drake won't help it but to jump on it.But he's gonna be too heavy for it, and so he'll sink like a tool, while you throw fish on his face from the sky, mocking him.His morale will be so low that he'll surrender right away, waiting for Anon to put him out of his misery.Or maybe this >>1532684 if we're not feeling silly.We also might need to round up lots of fish to lure him where we need.
>>1532639Glad we could agree to something.>>1532653I guess I'd be okay with that.
>>1532684Can we throw some of these in there?>>1532601What exactly is Anon's knowledge of traps? Can we use anything off the internet due to Anon having access right now?
>>1532639>>1532703An alliance has been made this day.
>>1532732YOU BEAT ME TO IT
>>1532684Would it be more efficient if we cut off a bunch of vines, raised them as undead, and command them to trip the Drake when it comes close enough?We'll also have extra minions that way.
>>1532772....... Vines don't have a soul. You need a soul to link to the dead body to raise it.
CLARIFICATION POSTfor all our lovely plotters and planners>>1532710>>1532710Anonymous has his phone which DOES have internet access.>>1532702>>1532702This is a wonderful plan but the Drake may not be a watersports enthusiast>>1532699>>1532699These Dubs Speak Truth. See this link for a diagram of Drake Anatomy.http://i.imgur.com/AYPxFgE.jpg>>1532693>>1532693Doing both is risky bidness since you have to meet with Star Butterfly and Marco in roughly an Hour>>1532681>>1532681Anonymous Cannot Raise dead plants as they are not in possession of MEAT and TENDONS and BONES and other such lovely things needed for movement.>>1532630>A: "So like...Swamp Drakes.">S: "Hm? I thought u h8ed talking to me.">A: "I may or may not imagine all your texts in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.">S: "who???">You send her a link to Gilbert Gottfriend reading 7 Proxies of Grey>S: "What's a ball-gag?">A: "Ask Marco.">S: "Now I don't want to know.">A: "how do to kill green chicken beast?">S: "Y r u on Mewni!?">A: "2 into kill Green Chikman beast.">S: "What did it do to you? Are you hungry??">A: "I'm always hungry. Our last grocery trip included seven boxes of hopes dreams and wishful thinking...and skim milk.">S: "You're a boy don't you know how to kill anything?">A: "ur a grill don't you know how to kill any boy's dreams?">S: "I killed Tom's dreams of making me Queen of hell.">A: "haha he's still in love what a faggot.">S: "...">A: "So, this murder">S: "boys usually swarm a male with their closest friends when they all get old enough. Right when they start rutting so they're all super strong.">A: "Ok 1. I'm alone. 2. Instructions unclear, unable to go through alien puberty.">S: "Mewberty?">A: "There you go again with your bug-Moonspeak.">S: "If you're by yourself I dunno if u can dewwit. my dad did it but punches eagles out of the sky from the ground...">A: "sheeeeeit I might try it.">S: "do u...want some help?">A: "Psh. I've -needed- help for years and I still won't get any.">S: "go for the base of it's neck">A: "roger dodger">You close your phone and realize how still everything is>Outside of the trees the water here is clean and motionless>The plants are in a blasted out spectrum of color>Nothing here is without frills, lacey wings, curly vines and pointed tips>It's like a death-bouquet made out of play-doh
>>1532784>Boys attack males>We end up attacking a Female which is 2-3x largerWEW LAD
>>1532784>told us stuff we already knewTHANKS FOR NOTHING YOU DUMB BUG
>>1532684Either way, supporting traps.
I just realized something.If we match the events of the quest with those of the show, both Marco's monster arm and the football match, Brittney's nearing birthday party - even though the order is a bit murky with Marco and the game being on the same day - that puts us squarely around episode 4 of season 1 as far as the timeline is concerned.What I'm trying to say is, Mewberty Star soon, lets unleash our pent up anger on her at that time, we've got Muscles, and a cloak that lets us glide and now a spell that lets us fly, we must fight her to see how we match against Mewni royalty.It's carte blanche to punch her in the face hard and she'll thanks us for it later.
>>1532803She did say the base of its neck. Probably has thin scales or something.Better than hacking away at the torso.
>>1532784>Star said literally nothing helpfulThanks a lot, stupid mewgger.
>>1532818While I appreciate your enthusiastic hate for star, no.Just. no.
>>1532822Or its foot with a gumball machine.Or the upper neck which may have thicker scales.etc...
Wait, I've got it.>hold Drake in place with vines, or distract with zombie>jump into into the air and fly with Starwalk>go high>fleshshape Muscles into lance>charge Drake with lance using Manta Cloak to guide our movement, aim for the base of the neck>use combustion for extra damage>>1532818>our rolls end up sucking and she rapes us
>>1532818I'm up for helping restrain Star. Maybe not punch her in the face, but with enough steel cable or something, we could trick her into being captured.
>>1532822Go for that scrawny ass neck? God damn, I just never would've thought of that, completely lost to me. Hardest puzzle in the entire quest. Go for the neck.
>>1532784Should have probably asked her if there is something we shouldn't try and do against it unless we want it to go enraged and wipe the party out.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1532841>our rolls end up sucking and she rapes usWhat like this roll?
>>1532851Yes Aku, exactly like that.
>>1532851Great, know you got Anon to accidentally knock up Star from he raping us.
>>1532831>hate>Not realizing this would be a fresh start for Anon after getting it out of his system.>Implying Star wouldn't shrug it off because alien anatomy
CAST YOUR VOTES NOW>Find and Lure Male>Find and Lure femaleTHEN CHOOSE A TRAP SETUP>>1532710SWINGEY-STABS>>1532684>>1532684THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE>>1532643>>1532643THE ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALLCHOOSE
>>1532894THE ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL
>>1532894>roundabout wrecking ball
>>1532894MALEROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL
>>1532894>>Find and Lure female>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE
>>1532894>Find and Lure femaleTime for the secret JUST FUCKING HIT IT path! When we find the drake, don't try to trap it at all, just hit it! Maybe lure it over to the everglade because fish blood can heal us and Susan is fast. But the important part is JUST HITTING IT!
>>1532894FEMALEROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL
>>1532894>Find and Lure MaleOnly because we've seen hints of a male breathing fire, but I don't think we know how to find a female. Don't want to spend extra time finding a female.>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE
>>1532892>Implying Anon didn't already do that by ass-punching Star through two walls.>>1532894Whichever's the biggest one.THE ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALLFOR MAXIMUM AC AVOIDANCE
>>1532894>Find and Lure Male>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE
>>1532894>Female>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLEWe're not going to goddamn half-ass this.>>1532914>not wanting a safety net>wanting to attack a drake without any backup plan
>>1532894Trip-bamboozle.The roundabout is nice and all, but it doesn't have a backup.Or we could combine all the plans. Have a swingy stab hit the beast first, if that doesn't kill it, position the trip after that so it will charge after us in a rage. Then right before Zombina we set the wrecking ball.
Rally call for roundabout wrecking ballhttps://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>1532938We don't have time to do all of them, we meeting Marco and Star in an hour >>1532784>>Doing both is risky bidness since you have to meet with Star Butterfly and Marco in roughly an Hour
>>1532938Whoops, forgot to add, that I wanted to lure the male.
>>1532951Forgot about that. Though in my defense I've been doing things along side this.
>>1532936>Says I don't have a backup plan/safety net>I specifically mention that we should fight in everglade for heals in case we get hit
IT IS TIME TO COUNT!IT'S TIME TO ROCK!
>>1532951We can't ask her if we can delay a little for the hunt?
>>1532863>We beat Marco to the punch inadvertentlyI can live with that 1 and Anon being a broke ass baby daddy to half-bug royalty babies if it means we continue to ruin Marco's future relationships.>>1532894TRIP BAMBOOZLE
>>1532991>Not supporting ruining Marco's future in every single wayNo, YOU are the shit taste
>>1532732>>1532765What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>1533010I have good taste
>>1533003>wanting to have mewgger babiesThere is a point where petty revenge goes too far
>>1533018>not wanting to have mewgger babiesWhat is wrong with you?????
>>1532968We're fighting a femaleMales are x2-3 an adult mewmanFemales are like x4 a male
>>1533018That is a sacrifice I am willing to make.It's not as good as a nut and bolt with no kids, but it's still another successful cucking of Marco's future.
>>1533029I have good taste
>>1533034>wanting to put your dick in starthis is exactly why I posted that shitStar is deserves just as much suffering as Marco
>>1533039>Not wanting to be part of the IRL shitposting during family gatherings
>>1533049Like I said before:It's because I have good taste
>>1533049>wanting to be involved with Stars shitty family.>The prissy bitchy nobles>And the retarded barbarians
Rolled 7, 4 = 11 (2d10)THE VOTES>Male4 votes>Female9 votesTRAP VOTES>ROUNDABOUTThere are six votes for roundabout but Toffe- TO BE CONTINUED>TRIP BAMBOOZLE10 Votes>SWINGEY STABSthe humble 1 voteIT BEGINShttps://youtu.be/zXcgKjPy0v8?list=PLD1D52F3B782C88A1>You remember that big boi>That was the female>Das what you want>Huge Guts>Huge guts to rip and tear>Also to lure into your amazing ruse>You gather up fish from the water>The fat, lazy ones with big leafy fins>You start slitting their guts open to get that GOOOD stank>Then you stab a field of spikey bamboo sticks up into the mud>Zombina helps>Z: "Mah! Mah!">She makes little noises every time she stabs a man-sized skewer into the mud>So cute with her scales, claws and terrifying teeth>You gather up only the THICC-est vines>Some thorny ones too>The slimy ones?>Why not>Eventually you have something that resembles a real plan>Whoah>A: "This took way too long. It better be worth is...">Muscles flexes tight>He feels something cominghttps://youtu.be/zXcgKjPy0v8?list=PLD1D52F3B782C88A1>Boom...>Boom...>BOOM!>Birds come screeching from the treelinerollan for size of Lady Drake17 total>She big>She wades through the swamp like a kiddy pool>Her eyes look down over the water listlessly as vines drizzle slime down onto the trees>Fire licks at the edges of her nostrils, never leaving her body in total>She sees the fish>D: "RRrrrrrr...">Then takes two MASSIVE steps toward your trap!>WHOOM! SPUHLAAASH!>Water cascades across you>You nearly drown>Susan crouches into the water, her body much more suited for it now>Her tail pulls to the side, ready to launch her at the preyROLL FOR YOUR TRAP!ROLL WISDOM with ADVANTAGE! (roll twice and use the higher result)
Rolled 20, 15, 3 = 38 (3d20)>>1533089
Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d20)>>1533089VAMOS ALLA!
Rolled 11, 2 = 13 (2d20)>>1533089>>1533089>>1533097>>1533097
>>1533089There's no such thing as hubris
Rolled 15, 15 = 30 (2d20)>>1533089
Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d10)>>1533089time to face the hubris
Rolled 12, 9 = 21 (2d20)>>1533089Rolling.
>>153309720 on the trap>>153310415 on wisdomEYYYYyy>>1533106YOUR 1 MEANS NOTHING
Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d20)>>1533089
Rolled 19, 12 = 31 (2d20)>>1533089
Rolled 8, 13, 20 = 41 (3d20)>>1533103Whoops
Rolled 8, 15, 20 = 43 (3d20)>>1533089>>1533097>20 on trapWE IN FLAVA TOWN, BOYZ!
Rolled 4, 19 = 23 (2d20)>>1533089
Rolled 11, 19 = 30 (2d20)>>1533089HERE IT COMESSTEADYSTEADY
Rolled 9, 19, 1 = 29 (3d20)>>1533089
Rolled 7, 18, 3 = 28 (3d20)>>1533089
>>1533097>20https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlsEbWe-gZkTis grounded, Master!
>>1533141STRENGTH IN NUMBERS, ANONYMOUSSwamp drakes hunt in packs!
Rolled 18, 18 = 36 (2d20)
>>1533097>>1533097>>1533097THE NATURAL 20!critical successhttps://youtu.be/bg9e4B3pLQA?list=RDQMTplYjARzAXI>You are sneeki>Your trap?>Breeki>Your zombie?>She's blowing bubbles in the water>SNNKK>D: "R?">CRRRRAAAASSSSSSH!>D: "rrrrRAAH!?">The Beast falls!>It's body, titanic and shimmering splatters mud so high up it blots out the sun>It lands on it's side, impaling it's body with hundreds of stakes>Bright Yellow blood spews out into the clean water>The lake boils upon contact with it>She roars>The trees are sent waving from the wind>Your eyebrows singe>It's>A: "Beautiful...">THE DRAKE HAS TAKEN 40 DAMAGE!>THE DRAKE IS PRONE! UNTIL IT STANDS ATTACKS HAVE ADV AGAINST IT!YOUR TRAP HAS SPRUNG!>A: "Holy shit.">You stand>Master of the wilds now, boyz>A: "I DID SOMETHING RIGHT!"https://youtu.be/qFhM1XZsh6o?list=RDQMpWsHIVZneqgYou have the upper hand, Anonymous!what do?
>>1533182Go for the base of the neck with sword armWe shall take its head as a trophy
>>1533182Go for the throat! Muscles, kill!Be careful of the acid blood!
>>1533182What I suggested here: >>1532841
>>1533182>Muscles Flame Sword>GO FOR THE BASE OF THE NECK
>>1533182Go for the base of the neck and RIP AND TEAR
>>1533182MORPH INTO MACE ARMRECKLESS ATTACK FOR AN EXTRA 2D20ATTACK WITH 4D20s FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
>>1533182https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVNcmGjNW6cTake to the skies!Fleshshape Muscles into a spear!Use cloak to speed our downward's descent and stab the thing in the base of neck.WE DRAGOON NOW FUCCBOIS
>>1533182Decapitate it like we did with the crocosaur!
>>1533182CUT ITS DAMN HEAD OFF BY THE NECK!
guys we need to make sure the neck wound is cauterised just in case it is like the hydra and would form two heads
>>1533202Reckless attacks are still a thing or they got nerfed?
>>1533182Go straight for the base of the neck with Muscles.Have Susan tear it's eyes out in the meantime.Make sure to retreat back into the water if you catch on fire.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
>>1533186We're bringing this to the negotiations with Star as fuckin' incentive.Faced this mega-bitch on our own, and come back in a scaley-pimp suit.
>>1533212This is NOT a hydra.
>>1533230Oh god that sounds badass.
>>1533218Even if it did get nerfed down to advantage, we should be using it every round of this fight since it only halves our AC and I'm pretty sure this thing has more than +11 STR to hit our AC of 13
>>1533230What if she misunderstands and thinks we're trying to impress her?It is a rite for males of her planet.
>>1533230>>1533243Don't forget we still have that croc liver she asked us to save for her.Boy, aren't we just the best
>>1533243I mean.... it kind of is to impress her. But not in a way to show her we want her to like us, but more that we want to show her we're a fucking force to be reckoned with.
>>1533243 Then we continue cucking Marco, both with our machismo AND by stealing his retarded roommate. We're doin' this shit at the age of fuckin' 14.It took him 20 years to become halfway badass and we already set a high standard.
>>1533243You are forgetting anon and star are both autistic, she will know we aren't trying to impress her. That misinterpretation only works with someone normal doing the gesture, not with two autists.
>>1533262>>1533250>>1533258Getting real tired of this shit tasteDoesn't help that I'm running out of edits
>>1533250>>1533258>>1533262>wanting the girl who stole our one and only "friend">wanting the girl who punched us in the face just for making a joke>wanting the girl who has utterly failed to truly apologize for ANY of her actions>wanting the girl who has tried to ASSASSINATE our best friend>wanting the girl who helps our "friend" turned enemy who is trying to woo our current girlfriendI don't know why you don't hate her. She's a terrible person and Anon can do far better.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1533089Trap
>>1533289They see show Star in her, not Quest Star. It's rather stupid, I know.
Rolled 2, 20 = 22 (2d20)>>1533089Superior
>>1533289>Not wanting opposites to attract>Not wanting to make royal mewgger babies with Star>not wanting best pathIt's like you have shit taste or something.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcnSvzsXMrk
>>1533276>Anon and Star have a mutual dislike for each other>constantly at each other's throats>literally everyone else thinks they're flirting.No, think about it:>Anon punches Star awake, but other people think he used it as an opportunity to feel her up>Anon beats up Marco, other people think it's because he's jealous of his relationship with Star>Star tries to kill Muscles, other people think it's because she doesn't want a hanger-on>Anon kills things on Mewni to gain power and force Star to take him seriously, other people think he brought back gifts to impress her>Assuming negotiations succeed, Star helps Anon by introducing Glossaryck, ???
>>1533225The water is boiling from the contact with the water.We can use Muscles, but he may take some damage from the strike.If we can focus the "Bone spikes" for the strike, I'd be down for Spike muscles.Susan plays decoy/harass ( strikes in the face or anywhere that'll cause the Drake's face to move such that the neck is exposed) while we place a power hit at the base of the neck
>>1533327>implying starnon is good in any shape or formYour shit taste is a plague that must be cured.
>>1533328when has anyone ever expressed these opinions
>>1533328Like I said she isn't going to misinterpret it
>>1533328Pffttt, I hate Starnon as much as the next guy, prolly more than the next guy, but this is hilarious. It sounds like how Starfan13 might see it all! HAHA!
>>1533334The only shit taste here is you.
>>1533328kek, i'll support this cause it sounds awsome
>>1533289I'll play devils advocate for a while.>wanting the girl who stole our one and only "friend"Marco did it on his own volition. He also at that point was going with us out of pity. Star did nothing wrong there, she was just the scapegoat for our anger while marco was the real target.>wanting the girl who punched us in the face just for making a joke.We insulted her first. Its our own fault to not expect a retribution of any kind, let it be a talkback or a punch. Holding a grudge because we aren't men enough to accept our mistakes is no excuse.>wanting the girl who has utterly failed to truly apologize for ANY of her actions.What has she done to wrong us? Attack zombina? That was our fault to let a goddam zombie in the housevator. Who wouldn't attack a zombie if its the first thing you saw after waking up?Other than that, what other thing has she done against us? tell us we were mean?>wanting the girl who has tried to ASSASSINATE our best friend.She tought we were on the same path as marco was. She was just misguided and also she was trying to "fix her mistake". Remember, she belives muscles is her fault.>wanting the girl who helps our "friend" turned enemy who is trying to woo our current girlfriend.Implying marco has not stopped trying to woo jackie now that he knows she is with us.
>>1533358You must be practicing for the mirror
>>1533378So...what you're saying is...that we shouldn't hate Star, but Marco?You know what, I will humor you and say that whatever cucking Marco gets from now on is fully warranted.
>>1533378All of these points are very true
>>1533378checkmate bitch(don't take this seriously tho)
>>1533289>wanting the girl who stole our one and only "friend"That was Anon's own emotions that did that. He had an extremely bad day that caused him to explode because Anon couldn't handle sharing a friend. Blaming our drifting away from Marco on someone completely ignorant of our existence is silly.>wanting the girl who punched us in the face just for making a jokeYou mean the "joke" that Quest confirmed to be the most hurtful and venomous thing we could think of pointed towards both her and her people? For her, that was the equivalent of a slap.>wanting the girl who has utterly failed to truly apologize for ANY of her actionsShe's never had to deal with a conflict like this in her life. To her, this is dealing with someone who seems to truly and genuinely hate her for what she sees as no good reason. She's a 14 year old girl, of course she would be intimidated by this situation.>wanting the girl who has tried to ASSASSINATE our best friendI would have taken the same damn shot. We had a monster arm that we said she gave us, something that corrupted her best friend. Not only that, but we were in the middle of making a giant ass of ourself gloating and enjoying the fact that we beat the shit out of someone who we once considered our closest friend. And then for bonus points we started breaking our own fingers and magically attacking people in the middle of a fucking high school football game, almost vindication her attempt.>wanting the girl who helps our "friend" turned enemy who is trying to woo our current girlfriendDoes Jackie seem like a two timing slut to you? Are you really worried about whatever pathetic attempts Marco may try to take Jackie from us? Marco is barely even a contender anymore. Plus, I don't think Star has actually helped Marco try and woo Jackie after we got together.
>All these fags arguing ships>nobody is fighting for princess marcoyou know, I had some hope for you guys....I really did.
>>1533397>implying we wouldn't cuck Princess Marco by becoming supreme Princess Anon
>>1533393No, what he is saying is Anon is going to rape Marco at this rate when he turns into a girl because of our conflicting angry feelings if we don't take care of them.
Rolled 5 (1d10)Everyone...YOUR PATH IS DECIDED!RIP AND TEAR! TEAR AND RIP!https://youtu.be/Wcz95p8Q2GM?list=PLstXdGXEYegd3XI7qfL-9B8S4106toCFo>Your morph your horrid arm into a blade>Long and gleaming with blood from your previous kill>You've never had this chance before>To fight something without restraint>Or Morals at play>It's a beast>You're a beast>It's time kill>Muscles is very happy>You feel it radiating from his bonesROLL STRENGTH!1d20 +9!
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1533434
Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1533434
>>1533378>Marco did it on his own volition. He also at that point was going with us out of pity. Star did nothing wrong there, she was just the scapegoat for our anger while marco was the real target.Not quite. He was one of the only people Anon truly trusted, and Star took him away. I know I would still have a huge chip on my shoulder.>We insulted her first. Its our own fault to not expect a retribution of any kind, let it be a talkback or a punch. Holding a grudge because we aren't men enough to accept our mistakes is no excuse.>No really guys, it's okay to assault someone over words!You disgust me. What she did was fucking stupid, and she still hasn't apologized to us in a real way. Text does NOT count.>What has she done to wrong us? Attack zombina? That was our fault to let a goddam zombie in the housevator. Who wouldn't attack a zombie if its the first thing you saw after waking up?Hmm. Maybe when she punched us? Or how about when she tried to assassinate Muscles? Or what about the whole Marco thing? Besides, the zombie was just standing still doing nothing, with big old words telling Star NOT to attack the zombie.>She tought we were on the same path as marco was. She was just misguided and also she was trying to "fix her mistake". Remember, she belives muscles is her fault.She could've asked, you know? Tried to be subtle about it, or judge us for corruption by asking Jackie, WHO WAS RIGHT THERE.>Implying marco has not stopped trying to woo jackie now that he knows she is with us.Eh. I concede this point, because I don't have enough data right now. We'll have to see if he truly gives up.
Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1533434We doin' this!
Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1533434
Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1533434DESTROY HEEEEER!
Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1533434THERE WILL BE BLOODSHED
Rolled 4, 11, 2, 1, 7, 19, 13, 9, 15, 3, 13, 4, 5, 20, 13 = 139 (15d20)Holy crap, these dice suck.Clearing.
Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1533434
Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1533434DON'T FUCK UP
Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1533434Rolling.
Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1533447The hell?
Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1533434
>>1533378>We insulted her first. Its our own fault to not expect a retribution of any kind, let it be a talkback or a punch. Holding a grudge because we aren't men enough to accept our mistakes is no excuse.It would've been one thing to insult us back. She could've called us a filthy stinking retarded autstic naked ape, or whatever. We could've handled that. She could've even been the bigger butterfly and not say anything., But she took it physically. When we couldn't do anything lest we risk our already fragile (at the time) rep Absolute fucking dick move. >What has she done to wrong us? Attack zombina? That was our fault to let a goddam zombie in the housevator. Who wouldn't attack a zombie if its the first thing you saw after waking up?Other than that, what other thing has she done against us? tell us we were mean?First of all, her attacking Susan was completely unwarranted. Susan is a kind and pure soul who's adorable. Her blasting her head off instantly was rude as hell. Secondly, still haven't got a proper sorry for punching us in the face. >She tought we were on the same path as marco was. She was just misguided and also she was trying to "fix her mistake". Remember, she belives muscles is her fault.I would think that us being a cool dude who doesn't go around beating people up for fun, and even HELPING HER stop Marco from being a dick would've shown her that we weren't 'corrupted.' But she was a trigger happy dick and tried to TAKE OUR CLOSEST FRIEND AWAY! This isn't like her trying to break a sword we have, this is her KILLING OUR BLOOD BROTHER!
Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1533434RIP AND TEAR
>>1533455Not great.But at least the 1 was cancelled out by a 20.
>>1533182>>1533186Supporting this, show them who the boss of the swamp is.
>>1533434Get GotTime for 20s
Hopefully our zombie will pick up the slack.
Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1533434>>1533468RightBet the last post would have been a 1 anyway.
No harm in rolling (hopefully)
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1533434
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)And here's MY roll
Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1533434https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41qC3w3UUkU
>>1533396>I would have taken the same damn shot. We had a monster arm that we said she gave us, something that corrupted her best friend. Not only that, but we were in the middle of making a giant ass of ourself gloating and enjoying the fact that we beat the shit out of someone who we once considered our closest friend. And then for bonus points we started breaking our own fingers and magically attacking people in the middle of a fucking high school football game, almost vindication her attempt.I think you're missing the point. It doesn't matter if you would've fucking taken the damn shot or not. She tried to kill our Battle Brother! That is NOT COOL! You don't just forgive someone for trying to kill your closest friend for ANY reason without at least some TIME inbetween when it happened and now.
>>1533489Okay, now it's 6+9+2=17.Hopefully it's enough to not be a failure.
Reminder that mewggers are filthy subhumans and should be gassed
>>1533461>>1533439Guys, please. Those rebuttals are weak. My argument pasted in front of your answers are still more powerful than your answers. You can do better.
>>1533519i would say the reason Anon dislikes her so much isn't really her punching her or such, its the fact that they are polar opposites. While he had a hard life and had nothing given to him (even had stuff stolen) he became more cynical of the world and the people around him, and he had to work for single thing he wanted. Compare that to Star, who not only grew up in a magical flying castle with wealth and loving parents, but is able to magically conjure up money and solve most of her problems in an instant. She is highly optimistic and at times naive to the harder things in life. They are Oil and Water, they will never truely get along because of the vast personality differences.
>>1533455>>1533455WINNER!>15 total>>1533452-2>>1533453+2!>>1533489+2!>17 totalHaha, you went for the neckgood jobhttps://youtu.be/tSxkka81TJk>Muscles slices down into the creature's neck!>The scales here are silky>Supple>Your blade sinks deep, sending scale fragments and yellow blood flying!>D: "RRAAAHHHH!!:>It's scream makes your ear-bones crumble>The world rings>Still...you can hear something roar backANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 11 DAMAGE>Z: "For MAAASSHTA!">Zombina attacks from the water!>She goes for the stomach>Gurrrl she wants dem guts!>Even her new fearsome claws are nothing against the thick hide of this monter's body>THE DRAKE STANDS!>It's puny claws swing down as it rolls itself up with the titanic legs that carry it>CRRASH!>They rip across your chest and throw you into the mud...ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 12 DAMAGE!ANONYMOUS IS AT 38 HP!>It turns down to look at Zombina after it stands>Vines grow up to protect it's wounded neck and stitch up it's skin>The plants move as if they were snakes>SWAMP DRAKE STOMPS FOR ZOMBINA!>She leaps into the water!>Her movements are so purposeful>So sleek>There's a light in her eyes>Something more than bloodlust>You can feel her spirit>She's happy and yet...lost>She sees something you don't here>This might be personal to herTHE DRAKE IS ON IT'S FEETWHAT DO?
The real reason we should hate Star is that it adds greater narrative stakes. No story can work without a foil, and Star is the perfect foil to Anon. More so than Marco. Removing any conflict between an MC and his Foil is the easiest way to kill a story. Do you want to kill this story?
>>1533519I will admit, most of those I was struggling with. But I will stand by my argument for not liking the fact that she tried to kill Muscles. Not fuckin' cool.
>>1533546>Tarzan yo ass on that shit like that one guy from Shadow of the Colossus. Using Muscles, of course.
>>1533546Burn the vines working for her neck.
>>1533546Stop that regen. Use Combust on the vines and plants.
>>1533546attack the vines, and if we can go for the neck again.
>>1533378>>wanting the girl who stole our one and only "friend">Marco did it on his own volition. He also at that point was going with us out of pity. Star did nothing wrong there, she was just the scapegoat for our anger while marco was the real target.I can agree with this one. That being said, do you think anger is purely rational?>>wanting the girl who punched us in the face just for making a joke.>We insulted her first. Its our own fault to not expect a retribution of any kind, let it be a talkback or a punch. Holding a grudge because we aren't men enough to accept our mistakes is no excuse.Words will never hurt me, and what not. To say that physical retaliation is equal to an insult is retarded.>>wanting the girl who has utterly failed to truly apologize for ANY of her actions.>What has she done to wrong us? Attack zombina? That was our fault to let a goddam zombie in the housevator. Who wouldn't attack a zombie if its the first thing you saw after waking up?>Other than that, what other thing has she done against us? tell us we were mean?The punch, and continually calling us mean? I mean, she's not wrong, but it's still not acceptable. Also being a member of the social elite.>>wanting the girl who has tried to ASSASSINATE our best friend.>She tought we were on the same path as marco was. She was just misguided and also she was trying to "fix her mistake". Remember, she belives muscles is her fault.Don't you think she was being a little presumptuous? What right does she have to decide anything for us?>>1533519You don't think you're a little biased?
>>1533546BURN TO THE GROUND THE PLANTS!
>>1533546>use Combust on the drakeFire away.
>>1533546Let's light Muscles on fire and go for the neck again.
>>1533546Zombina getting flashbacks to her original life when she fought drakes?Anyway:>While the drake is distracted, take to the skies.>Combust the vines
>>1533546Combust the plants trying to heal the injury around its neck then take the chance while its distracted to strike again
>>1533546>>1533553>>1533558Change my vote to: Combust the neck & vines while Starwalking
>>1533546Keep attacking at the wound, if we can bust enough veins we can bleed it to death.
Flame the vinesSword the neck.Flames should help with the vines, we don't want to cauterize the vessels with fire though. We want it to bleed out.
>>1533566agree on angerphysical reaction is still badinsults to us are badshe was being presumptuousBut her actions were still in good faith, which is why we don't hate her on a Ludo level. I don't think the ProStars think Anon will just like Star in a week or anything. More like a month or so down the line if she stops being presumptuous and learns true empathy which encompasses trying to understand why a person's situation sucks rather than just "person's life sucks, I feel sad"
>>1533642Also take the Star argument to discord please.No sense clogging the thread.
We won't die.Anon won't die.I refuse to let him die until Mami tells us one last bedtime story.
>>1533546STOP THE REGENERATIONCOMBUST VINESTHENGO FOR THE EYES.
Rolled 4 (1d10)THE VOTES HAVE BEEN CAST!>COMBUST UPON THE VINES>The neck is no longer in standard Melee RangeWithout Teleporting or taking to the air you cannot melee the neck! Even then, you would be WEIGHTLESS while using Starwalk!ROLL WISDOM TO HARNESS THE FLAMES!
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734Bleh
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533738off to a good start
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734QUEMALOS!
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1533734TAPU KOKOTAPU KOKO
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1533734BURN YOU BITCH
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734>>1533734NOT ANOTHER 1
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734DICE GOOOOOO
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734OH god
>>1533734We can do...>>1533738GOD HAVE MERCYYY
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s I summon the power of..... BURN!
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734
>>1533741>>1533738AYYYYYYYYYYY>>1533744ROLL 6, GOT A 10, -4 aaaAAAYYYYYY
I thought this might happen
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734
>>1533760yep. should have gone with strength.We dont have enough wisAlright Anons. Save the rolls
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734DON'T FUCK UP
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734We're not very good with fire, are we?
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734It's time to send this where it came from.
>>1533734>Without Teleporting or taking to the air you cannot melee the neck! Even then, you would be WEIGHTLESS while using Starwalk!What I don't get is why more people didn't vote for Starwalking in the first place. The drake's attention was off of us, it was a good opportunity to get out of the drake's range. Hit it with ranged attacks to draw its attention and allow Zombina to climb on it and attack the neck.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1533734
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1533734Burn Baby Burn (Disco Inferno~~~)
>>1533744>>1533744WINNER!>10 total>>1533738-2>>1533741-2>6 total>Your focus lights your hands ablaze>You throw them out!>You see the deep red heat-rays cascade across your foe>They catch!>They blacken!>They Burn!>...and the Drake looks totally unaffected>It glowers from it's perch above you>Green and yellow blood drools from the side of it's gaping mouth>D: "Rrrr...">You are now fighting a dinosaur>That is also on fire>D: "RAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!">It blasts it's roar at you!>A small lake of green fire boils in the bottom of it's throat!>You see it's mouth is packed with some sort of bulbous sack that narrows it's air tube>Probably why it's so slow and purposeful>It raises it's foot!>BWOOM!>Muscles grabbed a nearby branch and pulled you both to safety!>You're up in a tree now>A monkey-beaver chatters at you>Muscles breaks it's neck>Shit Muscles>Calm down>Z: "Hubar!">ZOMBINA ATTACKS!>She goes for the shins!>Useless against the scales>The Drake throws it's foot out to toss herThe Drake Rolls a Nat 1>D: "Brah! BRRRAARR!">Zombina uses the momentum to swing herself upwards!>She leaps off the foot and gets a bonus attack up high!>SHE GOES THE EYES!>She lands on this thing's face and rips in like it's an all-you-can-eat Eyeball buffet>D: " https://youtu.be/yfET0qhZMCo?t=4 ">Jesus>You are most certainly deaf nowZOMBINA HAS DONE 9 DAMAGE!ZOMBINA IS NOW ON FIREzombina takes 4 burn Damagewhat do?
>>1533824GOD BLESS YE, ZOMBINA!USE STARWALK TO JUMP FOR THE THROAT, AND DO AN ANIME-SLASH THROUGH IT AND LAND ON THE MUD GROUND, "SHEATHE" MUSCLES AS THE HEAD FALLS OFF
>>1533824Damn, the Drake rolled worse than we did.Tell Zombina to get in the water to put the fire out.Take to the skies with Starwalk.Fleshshape Muscles into a lance.Divebomb Drake's neck while using combust on Muscles.
>>1533824First off, don't calm down Muscles, KEEP GOING! Secondly, GET SUSAN INTO THE FUCKING WATER! SHE ONLY HAS 10HP! AAAAAH
>>1533824Fuck it, let's >>1533830
>>1533824FLY LIKE THE WIND
>>1533831Read my fucking thoughts.
>>1533824Go for the other eyeBLIND THE DUMB BITCH
>>1533824Let's do >>1533831 this.
>>1533824this>>1533830>>1533831We got a meeting to do
>>1533831ThisExcept Zombina holds on long enough so that it tries to throw her off by LIFTING its head, which will expose the neck
>>1533831Wait,dont tell her to retreat now,she is in a good position.
>>1533833Doesn't she get an HP Bonus from getting BUFFED>>1533831Can't we turn Muscles into a sword instead
>>1533850SHE'S ON FIRE AND ONLY HAS 10HP! AND SHE JUST LOST FOUR OF THAT! NOW SHE'S AT SIX!
>>1533856DONT BE A PUSSY,SHE IS GONNA BE OKAY!
>>1533824Find some way to trip it.
>>1533860dont jinx it YOU DUMB FOOL
>>1533860SHE'S NOT LIKE US! SHE ISN'T AS DURABLE! SHE'S AT SIX HP! SHE'S GOING TO DIE! BURN DAMAGE NEXT ROUND WILL DO 4 MORE DAMAGE, THEN SHE'LL GET HIT BY THE DRAKE AND DIE!
>>1533873We can probably just res her, use some Drake parts to replace her broken parts
Rolled 2, 8 = 10 (2d10)>>1533831>>1533831MUCH SUPPORT!https://youtu.be/E2uXCOtX7EQ>A: "Hey! Tall green and Gorgeous!">The Drake is a little flattered but doesn't understand the mixed signals>You morph Muscles into something new>Something long>Something penetrative>A lance>A: "Susan! Abort!">Z: "Noh ready to be parent anehwaysh!">Zombina leaps off the creature, doing a flawless dive into the waters belowSUSAN IS NO LONGER BURNING>YOU TAKE TO THE SKIES!>THE BEAST SNAPS AT YOU AS YOU PASS!>A: "Not today! That's not my fetish yet!">You drop your full weight into your flight, dodging those jaws>A shockwave passes you as they snap shut>You don't want to get hit by those>You ascend!>Higher...and higher!>The air feels thin>You can see it below>D: "RRAAAAHHH!">You>DropROLL DEX! THEN STR!
Rolled 10, 11 = 21 (2d20)>>1533902Zombina's got some sass of her own! I dig it.
Rolled 14, 11 = 25 (2d20)>>1533902FLY
Rolled 4, 11 = 15 (2d20)>>1533902
Rolled 18, 9 = 27 (2d20)>>1533902
Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d20)>>1533902
Rolled 17, 17 = 34 (2d20)>>1533902
Rolled 13, 13 = 26 (2d20)>>1533902
Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d20)>>1533902FOR MOTHER
Rolled 7, 17 = 24 (2d20)>>1533902get SHREKTTHIS IS MY SWAMP
Rolled 17, 12 = 29 (2d20)>>1533902
Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d20)>>1533902DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE BOOOOOOOOMB!!!!
Rolled 9, 19 = 28 (2d20)>>1533902Rolling.
Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d10)>>1533902TAPU KOKO
Rolled 5, 10 = 15 (2d20)>>1533902
>we keep missing 2's and 8's Damn, this is nerve wracking.
>No one's hit a 2 OR a 9 yetHow?
Rolled 16, 16 = 32 (2d20)>>1533902DON'T FUCK UP!
Rolled 20, 2 = 22 (2d20)>>1533902PIERCE THE HEAVENS
>>1533948YEAH, THERE WE G->8 is the 2nd roll>2Sheit
Rolled 13, 10 = 23 (2d20)>>1533902
>>1533937>>1533940We walk a thin thread
>>153394820 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls
>>1533962You wasted the 2!
Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d20)>>1533902Dex, then strI'll throw my hat in
Rolled 14, 8 = 22 (2d20)>>1533902
>>1533962>>1533968I can't believe you've done this
>>1533968aaand there goes our DEX bonus>>1533972>14Not bad.Too bad our damage won't be very good.
Rolled 12, 11 = 23 (2d20)>>1533902Let's do this thing.
Rolled 10, 6 = 16 (2d20)>>1533902HAHA IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE. CAN IT?
Rolled 11, 3 = 14 (2d20)>>1533902
Rolled 3, 17 = 20 (2d20)>>1533902>These rolls
Rolled 16, 9 = 25 (2d20)>>1533902... a little curious about those sacks in its throat.
>>1533972>>1533972DEX WINNAR!>17 total>>1533968-2>>1533948+2!>17>>1533948STR WINNAR!>11 total>You pull your cloak in tight!>Air rushes past your ears>This is what you wanted>To not have everything that drowns your thoughts>That crushes your heart to hold you back>You see the Drake Below>It's jaws open wide>It belches smoke>The whole world melts away>Your focus is immaculate>You are lightning>You are death!>YOUR AIM IS TRUE!>KRRRAACKKA FWOOM!>Which is why it hurts all that much more>When your lance meets the monster's shoulder...and shatters >A: "AA! AAAA!">You haven't screamed in so long>Not in agony>Your body is frozen in waves of agony>Your shoulder is obliterated>>Muscles spews blood and bone fragments as you crash into the monster's body>You bounce up into the air, turning toward your opponent>Which is when the jaws clamp around your waist...and you're pulled into it's mouth>SHUHNAK! ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 20 DAMAGE ...cont
>>1534024>>1534024>Darkness>Blackness>Light?>A: "No...NO!">You are holding this thing's teeth open with your only human hand>Muscles, even while destroyed and weakened (Reduced to +5 Str) is shaking beside you, pushing back what is most certainly death>Flames roil up before you>The Smoke suffocates>Z: "MASHTA!">Susan has leapt form the water and has become enraged at the sight of your blood>Scales are scattered!>The water fills with boiling blood!>The creature looks down and tries to smash her once again>CRUMPH!>Zombina is just too fast>You're trapped, anonymous>Staring into the Pitwhatdo?https://youtu.be/ew57ZIVVUSQ
>>1534024>>1534036Fuck it. EXPLODE NOW
>>1534036>>1534036Oh.>ZOMBINA DEALS 9 DAMAGE!>THE DRAKE IS AT HALF HP!
>>1534036Muscles can extend himself, can't he? If we're in it's mouth we use BfB to attack it's insides.
>>1534036tactical retreat,scissors out!
>>1534036BFB to heal Muscles.>>1534041All that shit and it's only at half HP.Fuck.
>>1534039WE DON'T HAVE THE HEALTH FOR THAT! THAT DOES 25 DAMAGE TO BOTH OF US!
>>1534036WILL SUSAN TO MAKE IT ROAR! WHEN IT DOES WE JUMP OUT OF ITS MOUTH!
>>1534036Use zombies to make her fall. USE AAL THE ZOMBIES
>>1534036if we can, BfB in the monster, see if we can't get Susan to make it roar and have us come out
>>1534036BfB the Jaw Joints! See if we can't make it let us go via a weak jaw.
Hide in our portable house?
>>1534049CHANGE OF PLANS! FUCKING ATTACK THE INSIDE OF ITS MOUTH! PISS IT OFF! USE BFB WHILE ATTACKING! IF IT OPENS ITS MOUTH UP JUMP OUT!
>>1534036RIP AND TEAR FROM THE INSIDENo scales or magical plants to stop us from the inside
>>1534036Open a portal to the bottom of a lake.
GUYS DON'T FORGET THE FUNYONS
Does she have dead things in her gut? Can we get helpers to eat her alive from the inside?
>>1534024>>YOUR AIM IS TRUE!>>KRRRAACKKA FWOOM!>>Which is why it hurts all that much more>>When your lance meets the monster's shoulder...and shattersWait, if our aim was true. Then why did we hit the shoulder and not the neck?
>>1534036I change my plan, we eat funyons if we can and then we get susan to make it open its mouth to give us a chance to get out
>>1534055This, but jump inside it instead. Let it swallow us whole while we start hacking away on its throat for as long as we can while bfb it as well.
>>1534048Then set ourselves on fire! we are immune to our own flame and the magic fire is magic so enemies with a natural resistance to fire still get shit onLet ourselves get swallowed and reap havoc on the bastard that was dumb enough to try and eat us.
>>1534070THERE IS LITERALLY A PIT OF FIRE DOWN ITS THROAT! DO NOT DO THIS!
>>1534066Because Quest has decided to abuse us.
>>1534066>>1534066>>1534024Yeah.... that IS a bit sketchy.
guys we have enough funyons to get us to full health
>>1534036Quickly eat Funyons to regain health, then try to pry our way out of there from the jaw.
>>1534079We're not using them because they're in the housevater, and to use it in here would mean losing our house. Don't eat funyons yet.
>>1534036>>1534058This. I still feel curious about those sacks in its mouth.>>1534061Also This... we're in prime range to unleash muscles, i agree with maximizing damage and using our items for heal over BfB. We're already in a shit situation as it is.
>>1534071The inside of it is "A sea of green flame"You still want to jump into that?
>>1534073Can we use it against it though? Cause it to explode from the inside via our fire control
>>1534090>>1534083DON'T FUCKING EAT FUNYONS! THEY ARE IN OUR HOUSEVATER AND I DON'T WANT TO LOOSE OUR HOUSE IN THE MAW OF A DRAKE!
Just scissor out,eat funyons and come back. Guys is not that hard.
>>1534099listed in our items on the sheet? is it not available?
>>1534102Using scissors in combat means we have to roll a d100 to determine where we end up.
>>1534104When the fight with marco was over we grabbed funyons from house. Where do you think the other fuggin' bag is?
>>1534102it's hard when we cant choose location
>>1534105Anywhere else is better than the mouth ouf a drake.
>>1534102we aren't in a calm situation to do so, we will roll and most likely end up somewhere worse
>>1534102Do you want to risk ending up in Hell in front of Tom? I don't.
WHAT A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO RAISE THE DEAD INSIDE THE BEASTS GUT AND RAVAGE IT FROM THE INSIDE SAID NO ONE IN PARTICULAR
>>1534036STAB UP! STAB IT'S TINY WALNUT BRAIN
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1534091YES!No living creature could maintain a literal furnace in its body!Like the poison sacks of a snake, the drake won't have literal fire beyond their mouth!We go in past the fire wall of the throat! Our fire will protect us, negate the heat of the gay ass regular flame and after wreaking havoc going down its throat and reach the stomach we go wild!We tried to do this with logic and planning. WELL I SAY WE KICK REASON TO THE CURB AND JUST DO ITTHE DICE GODS WILL FAVOR THE BOLD
>>1534112They'll be digested m8
>>1534111that is just a 1/100
>>1534112>>1534065Yeah tried that.
>>1534116They are already kind of digested but the parts that aren't can prbs fleshcraft into a pretty nasty gut worm
>>1534112>A small lake of green fire boils in the bottom of it's throat!There ain't shit down there.
>>1534115IT USES FIRE TO HEAT ITS BLOOD UP TO 220 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT! IT'S HOT ALL THE WAY DOWN! DON'T BE FUCKING RETARDED!!
>>1534122Okay find then open scissor portal from inside the throat into eyehole, wait for breath then victory
>>1534114we could try this, the upper part of the mouth is very thin and can be pirced to get to the brain
>>1534125We can't fucking do that, we're more than stressed and it's a dice roll on where we end up in situations like this.
I am allowing an extra 5 minutes for the final arguments and votes to be had. Then I shall perform the great count-ening.bless you, slayer of great beastsAlso for those worried about the neck/shoulder wording. The AC of the creature on it's neck is lower than it's body but it's higher than 11. I had to justify Anon missing in some fashion and didn't want to say you air-balled it because his aim was in fact true. You came out of nearly 100feet in the air with your arm fully extended. It was awesome. If you had rolled higher it would have been spectacular but you cannot win them all. I am not your enemy, friends.
>>1534115dude, its magic fire not regular fire, we are in a land full of magical bullshittery
>>1534124We probably should have shared that with the thread.
>>1534044>>1534102Ok then,lets just stab the damm thing until it has to spit us.
>>1534144I think this is OK plan! At least until it opens its mouth and we can fall out. Then heals and funyons will be had.
>>1534144Stab it in the roof of its mouth? Like in Dragonheart?
>>1534046Okay, changing my vote a bit:Stab the roof of the drake's mouth while using BFB.
>>1534134This is why Discord and IRC groups are complete cancer.if you're going to post information, post it in the fucking thread so everyone cans see it.
my friends...It is time to count.
>>1534144Just so you know.Muscle is still recovering
>>1534124>>1534133>>1534134Okay, geez.Lets just open up a portal to some place safe, quickly grab the funyons from our pad and then flood the things mouth with thick gooby swamp water.Come on guys, we can totally do this.Sure it's cheap, but come on, we need to use all we got, so lets cheese this motherfucker.
Rolled 14, 1, 2, 11, 13, 20, 9, 18, 15, 18 = 121 (10d20)Pre-preemptively clearing dice.
>>1534043I was this guy, I like this idea down here>>1534151
Blow ourself selves up and then reconstruct ourselves
>>15341604 to 2 loss Damn it dude
Rolled 68, 204, 240, 179, 630, 615 = 1936 (6d666)casting the bones for our chances
Rolled 14, 15 = 29 (2d20)Warming up the dice, bois.
>>1534191looks like w got 2 chance
Rolled 2 (1d10)The votes.>Combust yourself1 vote>BFB STAB the roof of it's mouth9 votes>SCISSORS RETREATAfter the vote changes?1 votesThe PathIsDECIDEDROLLSTRENGTH!!!
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1534211
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1534211COME ON BIG BOY! I BELIEVE IN YOU! MY BATTLE BROTHER! MY SOUL SISTER!
Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1534211CMOON
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1534211VAMOS VAMOS,TAPU LELE!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1534211
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1534211PLEASE DON'T FUCK UP
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1534211
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1534211Time to do or fucking die
Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1534211>>1534214Off to a good start
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1534211
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1534211Time to die
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1534211
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)FIGHT ANONDO IT FOR AKUUUUUU>>1534211
holy fuck. all these rolls
>>1534211>>1534211https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gwvrr-M2pYSAVE US SHEAN CONNERY
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1534211I MUST REDEEM MYSELF
>>1534232AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUWE BE GOIN EXTRA THICCC FOR THICC DRAKE
Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1534211
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)I'm gonna kill myself if this is a 1
Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1534211Goddamn it, Com'on Dice Gods!
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1534211AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1534232LONG AGO IN A DISTANT THREAD! YOU, AKU UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE ROLL! BUT A FOOLISH ALGORITHM WIELDING RIGGED ROLLS STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE YOU! BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK YOU OPENED A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE YOUR GOOD ROLLS ARE LAW! NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU!
I still hold hope.https://youtu.be/zNVZzXgMdXs?list=FL7s4tjbJMEALjrk0scJbG8w
>>1534260Gotta get back, back to the past algorithms jack.
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1534211
Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)I belieeeeeve
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1534211
>>1534232>>1534232WINNAR!>20 TOTAL>>1534214>>1534217-4>>1534225+2!>18 totalhttps://youtu.be/P0xZ4zkKQkY>You grit your jaw to tight you feel ligaments pop>Your brain is going to squeeze out of your eyesockets>This thing is so strong>It's teeth are stabbing into your arm>A: "You...cunt.">You try to get your footing>you slip>A: "RR! You massive SHIT EATING CUNT!">You SLAM your foot down into the TEETH!>You impale yourself to get the leverage you need>Every muscle in your weakening body shakes>Every fiber groans like a steel beam beneath the weight of a hundred Jihadi plane attacks>Just like those beams howver>You>Don't >Melt>A: "AAAAAHHH!!!">You stab!>SHUNK!>Blood SPRAYS down onto you!>It burns your skin>You don't feel it>Your soul is hotter than this putrid lizard's fire now>Your magic>It makes this blood into your power>ANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 11 DAMAGE>THE DRAKE IS NOW BLEEDING FOR 5 DAMAGE A TURN>ANON HAS DEALT 16 DAMAGE>reduce to half>ANON DEALS 8 DAMAGE AND REGAINS 8 HP!>ANON IS AT 20 HEALTH!>A: "Fuck you!">D: "RRAAAHHHH!!!">A: "AAAAAAHHH!">That's when you hear something down below...>A grinding>A mashing>A: "Wha?"Zombina rolled her attack and critically hit.>SHE BURROWS INTO THE MONSTER'S FOOT!>SLICING FLESH APART!>SHE PULLS A TOE BONE OUT AND SHATTERS IT IN HER NEW MONSTROUS TEETH!>The thirst for blood has taken her...>The HUNGER FOR FLESH ARISES!ZOMBINA'S VORPAL CLAWS DEAL TRIPLE DAMAGE ON CRITSZOMBINA HAS DEALT 27TWENTY FUCKING SEVEN DAMAGE>The monster topples a bit>It stumbles, screaming into the air>You leap from it's mouth and glide down into the water>Just as you land however...>You look up to see Zombina leap for the water>Then get crushed beneath the heel of the Monster's foot>CRAWNCH!>There's no noise>No Screams>Susan disappears in the now blackened mud-hole the foot leaves behind>Her lifeless head floats away from the sight>Still intact>Her frightful body has been utterly decimated and her soul sent back to the void>You can't hear her now>Only the hateful screams of the Drake>D: "RRRRRRAAAAAAAUUUUGGH!!">It's boiling body starts to lumber for you>Eyes alight with green magic>It's limping on that ruined foot>It's drooling it's own fluids everywhereAnonymousYou stand before the beastAloneWhat do?
>>1534330WE RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT, GREAT LANCE THROUGH THE EYE
>>1534330I cant believe i am saying this but let muscles slap that assAnd get zombina's head
>>1534330If we're going to do this, we're going to do this RIGHT! Open up housevater, grab funyons and eat funyons for max heals. Then we avenge our girl.
>>1534330Get those funyons,now!
>>1534330RECKLESSLY STAB UPWARD KILL THIS BITCH
>>1534330Eat Funyons and Dodge! It's bleeding, hit it when it tries to heal it's internal bleeding!
>>1534348funyons sound good actually
>>1534330SAVE ZOMBINAFRIEND FIRSTTHE BLOOD WILL LEAD US BACK TO THE DRAKE
>>1534330FUCK.ZOMBINA.NO.Our will is back to max.Eat funyons. Then raise all dead bodies in the area to create a super undead like we did during the trash fight.
>>1534330We deliver the final blow, avenge Susan!
>>1534330>Save Susan>Maneuver onto its back; it's Rodeo Time!
>>1534330Eat FUnyons.Grab Susan's head and secure inside housevator.Take to the air again.
>>1534330Funyons, please. Then, we should either save Zombina's head, or raise some dead with our newfound willpower.
>>1534353So fly with hood +walk to save Susan + dodge attacksGet away enough to houseBator and store Susan and get futonsRaise dead on lake in rage mode
>>1534330>>1534330POST FOR CLARITY!>Your WILL is now at it's maximum power of 10.>You are at 20 HP>The Drake will take it's BLEED damage on it's turnsbless
>>1534330Finish the job.Get Susan's head... Maybe she can be saved.
>>1534330Fly up and Blood for Blood snipe at it. Play keep away while it bleeds out and we heal.
>>1534346>>1534381I change my mind. This is great idea.
>>1534381We can do this next turn.
>>1534378So we're under half healthWith full WILL while it's bleeding On a lake full of dead thingsHo boiStill wanna save Susan first
>>1534330>>1534367Changing to >>1534381except save Susan while at it.
>>1534377Activate flesh mecha!!! Gather up all the dead things in the lake and make a mecha in susans likeness
>>1534330>>1534367>>1534398On third thought, I instead support >>1534407so long as it somehow means we preserve Susan.
>>1534407Changing to this, let's do this right, Gundam style.
It is time...to COUNT!
THE VOTES>ATTACK2 Votes>RANGE BFB5 votes>DEAD MECHA5 votes>FUNYONS7 votesWE HAVEA TIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>1534438>>1534438>>1534438https://youtu.be/2A99tgALlTY>You have to admit>For a second there, you were scared>Not of dieing>Not anymore>Of what you might lose>Of what you might have risked>You just watched another friend get destroyed>Her head's floating in that dirty water>It sickens you>Ker-SNAP!>You snatch her to you and spit your blood into the clouded lake>A: "I gotta admit. I definitely started this.">You wipe your mouth clean and find yourself smiling>Smiling at the near 30 foot monster walking toward you>A: "Thing is. You're out of luck. You big fucking chicken.">You point at her>The beast who's hide you need to save your Mentor>To save Mom>A: "You stand in between me and my fucking DESTINY!">YOUR POWER MANIFESTS!>The sky blackens!>THE WATER TURNS TO A SEETHING SEA OF BLOOD!>Your eyes sizzle with pink flames>Your mouth opens, your teeth sharpen>Your body floats just above the surface>A: "Nothing's going to stand in my way you hear me!">D: "RRRAAAHHHH!!">A: "NOTHING!">D: "RRRAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!">A: "Not you! NOT ANYTHING! I'LL RIP THE WORLD APART IF IT TRIES TO STOP ME!">You raise your arms>The blood fills you>The bodies rise from your snares and traps>Viscera and muscle surround you>You writhe>Muscles reforms with rubbery tendons of the massacred>A: "I AM ANONYMOUS! I MAKE MY DESTINY MY OWN!">You land>Surrounded by Flesh>With Muscles Reformed>Into a GUN>YOUR MAGIC BUILDS>YOU PREPARE TO FIRE!ROLL WILL WITH ADVANTAGE! NEW SPELL UNLOCKEDMASSACREWAVE
Rolled 15, 18 = 33 (2d20)>>1534492Hell yeah
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1534492
Rolled 11, 3 = 14 (2d20)>>1534492FOR AKU ONCE MORE
Rolled 6, 16 = 22 (2d20)>>1534492
Rolled 15, 1 = 16 (2d20)>>1534492FALL!
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1534492Time for a really big bang
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1534492May this one role of mine be good!
Rolled 7, 8 = 15 (2d20)>>1534492
Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1534492Oh look animeRAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Rolled 17, 8 = 25 (2d20)>>1534492
Rolled 6, 18 = 24 (2d20)>>1534492https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO48mtNd4joTHE POWER OF GOD
Rolled 3, 20 = 23 (2d20)>>1534492
>>1534499>>1534507>>1534508It's with advantage, so roll one more.
ADVANTAGE MEANS 2D20 YOU DUMMIES
Rolled 13, 8 = 21 (2d20)>>1534492Dice Don't forget to add 10Also, Funyons?
Rolled 20, 7 = 27 (2d20)>>1534492I AM DEATH INCARNATEEE>>1534513NAAAAT 20000000000000000
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1534514Oh, wasn't sure how that worked.
>>153451320 on advantage
>>1534514Doesn't matter now.
Rolled 10, 15 = 25 (2d20)>>1534492
Rolled 14, 14 = 28 (2d20)>>1534492FOR SUSAN
Rolled 20, 6 = 26 (2d20)>>1534492DEATH TO THE UNBELIEVERS OF ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Rolled 14, 20 = 34 (2d20)>>1534492... and of course I forgot the roll...
>>1534546Where is this from?
>>1534513>>1534519>>1534541>>1534549All these twenties.
>>1534513>>1534519>>1534541>>1534549>All these 20shttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_moHXjH7pc
>>1534559and they align with the world deathCoincidence?
Rolled 7, 1 = 8 (2d20)>>1534492
Christ.I hope there's enough of the Drake left over to make armor out of.
>>1534513https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBxzqne_gWg&index=1&list=PL3IUXJYn3UtEb1HEyOTLTH_QORRSJ1gi1WE'LL GRAB OUR FUTURE AND FATE BY THE ASSHOLE AND MAKE! IT! OUR! BITCH! WE'RE COMING MOMMY!
>>1534571This sentence somehow felt wrong...like cheesy porn gone wrong
Stop the roll
>>1534578Perfect for Anon to yell>WE'LL GRAB OUR FUTURE AND FATE BY THE ASSHOLE AND MAKE! IT! OUR! BITCH! WE'RE CUMMING MOMMY!
Rolled 20, 14 = 34 (2d20)
>>1534513>>1534513THEWINNNARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRhttps://youtu.be/Tr6BMiHMPtI>A CRITICAL HIT>IT NEGATES ALL OTHER ROLLS>NO FAILURE CAN HOLD YOU BACK NOW>NO FORCE CAN STOP YOU IN YOUR QUEST>A: "You HEAR ME!? I AM ANONYMOUS! I AM GOING TO BE. YOUR. GOD!">Pink Energy erupts from the end of your arm>Your soul>It's Burning>IT'S BURNING BLACK AND GOLD>The fire reforms>Searing heat and burning light>Blackened hatred>Forced into a BEAM UNLIMITED POWER>SKRRRRRRRAAAAATTT-T-T-T-T- KERPRAAAA!!>Anonymous has dealt 20 damage>THE BEAST IS PIERCED THROUGH IT'S CHEST!>It careens forward!>Her heart is evaportated from her body!>SHE TOPPLES TOWARD YOU>You don't move>You watch>As the hole you put in your enemy collapses over you...and you stand within>Unscathed>You are Anonymous>The faggot kid who once made a science fair project from his own Cum-Socks>Now you're Anon>The Bad Motherfucker who just killed a Godzilla beast>You>Have>won++++ MEANWHILE +++++>Star and Marco are both waiting patiently at the park near your old neighborhood>S: "Marco. Was Anon always the way he is now?">M: "What? Mean? Yeah. I used to think he was just cranky but...I'm not so sure anymore.">S: "I -know- that arm has to be corrupting him.">M: "Eh. Jerk or not Anon's never let anybody tell him what to do. He's the kind of guy that wins blinking contests by saying 'hey, fu- errr 'hey -fig- off I'll just go blind holding my eyelids open.' Or something.">S: "Hm. So he's tough?">M: "Psh. No. Not at all. He's mentally strong but Anon lost a fight with a Cocker Spaniel over a sandwich once. Without his arm Anon's about as tough as-"SHHHHRRRRIIIIIP>S: "A PORTAL!">M: "Who's portal!?"https://youtu.be/kskU-yZc_yo>Your portal>You come careening down from on high>Riding the severed head of your fucking Monster Kill>A tide of Swampwater comes with you>You land, Crushing the picnic table beneath you>You jump off, covered in yours and your enemies' blood>Roll your shoulders>Spit>A: "Hey Star. Hey Marco.">You smile>A: "What's good, Mewgga?"SESSION ENDFOLLOW THE TWEETER BOXhttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuestJOIN THE CANCER BOXhttps://discord.gg/x25nAShbless you allgoodnight, friends
>>1534591Get some sleep you cheeky kunt.stay snug,smug
>>1534591KEKED AGAIN, MARCOAHAHAHAHAHAH! Thanks babycakes for the Quest man. Wuz some good shit
>>1534591SKELETOR HERE WE GO.
>>1534591That'll shut Marco up for a bit while anon gets down to business with Star.Awesome read Quest, you have a good night.
>>1534591Thanks for all your hard work, Quest! Have a great night / morning / day
>>1534591We now have a damage spell that's based off our Will. This is great.>Fleshshape Muscles into Gun>Add blade to gun>Stab enemy>FireMassive damage from both Strength and Will.
>>1534591>>A: "What's good, Mewgga?"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SAPerfect, I love it. Let's see if Star will find out about Mom and wanna kill us next session.
>>1534591Now all we need is for Anon to toss the liver to Star and the smug can be fully achieved.Good run Quest, started strong with a 20 on the trip bamboozle I proposed, went south quick with bad rolls but we brought it home with a flood of nat 20s.Fucking rollercoaster.I seriously hope we got Susan's head, I don't want us to fall into a routine of having our undead bros killed every time we get into a serious scuffle, first baby skeltal, then our roach bro and now Zombina? You better not.
Animate dead on severed head
>>1534591Dear Christ. Excellent session, Quest.
EPILOUGE POST>S: "What the HEEBLE JEE-">A: "Wait, no shut up.">You snap your fingers, looking down at Susan's head>You sweat>Where is her soul!?>You don't feel it in the ether>You don't feel it connected to her head>Where?>WH->Pop!>Z: "Mashta?">A: "OH! HOOOACHH!">M: "What was that noise?">A: " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yKTR2X_6LE ">S: "Are you going to die?">A: "Not until a meteor hits me or the writer fucks off.">You're concussed again>Doesn't matter>Somehow, Zombina is still here>Z: "Massar!">You smooch her forehead>Her laugh purifies the air around you>You hold her like an ice-cream cone>She squirms a little bit but not much>A: "Hell yeah.">Star is holding her brainium>S: "Whussa. With. But you- The cocker spaniel.">Z: "Hi Moon! Wike yourh Haiwr! Preedy.">A: "You assholes got -five- minutes with me. Tops.">M: "You invited US.">A: "Oh...">You snap>Give your best shiggy look>Zombina does the same face as best as she is able>A: "Riiiiight.">Pic related is size reference for your Drake head>ANON'S DEXTERITY HAS GONE UP>Your dex (with Muscles) is now +5!>You have learned the spell MASSACRE WAVE>A spell based off of WILL that is ranged and quite Pwoerful>It goes against AC and deals maximum will Damage>Anon's CON has increased>Your CON is now +7Your WILL is dangerously close to reaching the next tier of power. Bless you all.Duerme bien, hijos míos.
>>1534679>Duerme bien, hijos míos.Buenas noches mami
>>1534679Thanks for running!and Zombina (un)lives! We should be more careful with her from now on. She's useful in a fight, but unless we can be certain of her continued existence we shouldn't risk it again.It's kind of sad that the nicest thing we've met from Mewni is our zombie.
>>1534679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJU64tSAHIwGreat job Quest. I hope I'll enjoy the next session as much as this one.
Wait a sec...Janna's back in Allied list
>>1534787She just had to do some thinking for a bit.We probably have some kind of gypsy curse on us no for breaking her heart.
>>1534679Aw hell yeahNow we can carve that shit into armor.We probably have tons of spare scales, tooWe should ask Hekapoo where we can sell the rest, get some money, and hit up the Home decor section of Quest Buy to replace our rekt bed.
>>1534997I propose our first order of business is to fashion Susan a new body out of the drakes' corpse.
>>1535015Imma support that
>>1535015Once we get what we need we should do this
>>1534679We have to pretend like we thought this was the male. She had no way to prove we know otherwise. Also so we can say "wait, it takes a group of mewmen to attack something SMALLER?"I'd be up for crafting Susan a body asap because we want our friend to have a new body. Star can't argue against helping a friend.
>>1534708We could probably mention that zombina is the nicest thing from mewni we've met so far.
>>1535015I'm all for making Susan a new body, but let's not go too crazy with the upgrades this time. I'd rather not lose too much Will bonus so our new spell can do more damage.>>1535734Especially a friend of her mother, apparently.
>>1535854There should be plenty of dead shit in the area of the battle, if I recall, so we can sub parts in so she isn't too expensive.Does she lose all her upgrades from before? I know she wouldn't be exactly the same but would giving her drake parts give her the bonuses she used to have or different ones in the same vein? Or are we starting from scratch?
>>1535886There's definitely enough drake meat to make something, at least for the time being until we get a skeleton or corpse body.Hell, we can probably ask Susan what sorta body she wants crafted from the flesh.
>>1535960Oh there is more than enough, the problem is that giving her a drake body is gonna be Will expensive as >>1535854 points out.I'm hoping we continue taking her down the amazon path.
>>1536035>>1535854It's cool.One more WILL point we earn and we'll get a passive buff on our WILL based abilities, like we did before.
>>1536053which might mean that we could support Zombina without sacrificing WILL.
>>1534679Missed the session.But...GREEN FLAME!!!!
>>1536116Probably not that strong but something similar that will allow us to maintain an upgraded Susan without spending too much will.
Looking at Massacre Wave's mechanics on the pastebin:There's a charge up time, so we can't spam it and enemies can attack us during that time if they're in melee range. That's fair.But can we charge the beam and hold it Megaman style? It seems like something we should be able to do, although charging it too much might cause Muscles to explode.Also, can we sweep the beam for an AoE attack?I'm so glad we finally have a good ranged attack. Combust is kinda wonky due to our (relatively) low Wisdom.
ANNOUNCEMENT POST!NEXT SESSION TODAY AT 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!I AM A DRESS AREN'T I A PRETTY DRESS?
>>1536577SCRAPE THE SIDES
>>1536577Gon be awkward in a clothed porn setting
>>1536577Darn needing to go to work. least I'll have something to look forward to tonight!
We should thank Star for the weak-spot hint.
>>1537981I don't think it really helped that much, considering the bulk of the damage we did to the thing was from our trap, Susan being amazing, and our god damn massacre wave. We did, like, seven damage going for the base of the neck. If anything, if I didn't know any better I'd say she gave us faulty information.
>>1537981Just give her a liver and consider us even.
>>1538014That works for me.
>>1537999The info was actually useful,we just failed to make use of it.
>>1538027>Implying we just gonna kill one drakeCome on anon we got allys to arm as well
>>1538027.......... You know, I'm fairly sure we would've attacked the neck in general anyway. So you know..... not like she told us its kryptonite was the apple fish or whatever. Just gave us obvious and general advice.
I for one want to encourage more help when we can get it.
Guys, stop being petty, a quick thanks and giving her the liver costs us fucking nothing
>>1538072OK. Just makin' sure no one acted like Star gave us vital information that won the battle or nuttin.
>>1537999That was because of our shit rolls, but I'm sure had we done the same attack anywhere else we'd have done much less damage.
>>1538090No, I'm pretty sure the attack would've been the same. From what I've seen the only major difference was about 5 AC in the neck compared to the body. Basically, the neck was easier to hit. Even then, it wasn't even like the base of the neck, which some people acted like was the true vital information, was even weaker than the rest of it. To my understanding, the entire neck was the same AC wise. And even then, who the fuck wouldn't go for the neck. I would've voted for attacking the neck with or without Star's advice.
SESSION STARThttps://youtu.be/9Qt0zHVyTYA?list=PLeRGKarlgNylWbtR52r-tYsYxFkOlTWak>Guess who?>It's Ya boi>Anonymous>The guy who just came crashing into his first formal meeting on top of a 900lb Drake Head>You currently have a waterfall of swamp water cascading behind you>Nice backdrop>M: "Dude, close your portal the whole Park's gonna flood.">A: "You're just worried about your socks getting wet.">That's not ya boi>That's ya former boi>Marco Diaz>Now you have two bois>Zombina>A dismembered head with crocodile teeth>...and Muscles>Your own right arm>Who is still a little hype about the fact he can turn into a literal meat-cannon>He's gently doing the worm off of you every now and then, or sassily snapping at the drake face>You are so ready to get this over wi->There is a Wand in your face>Right at your nose>The five pointed Star Crystal in the center shimmers>S: "Enough games.">This girl is the opposite of ya boi>She's Star Fucking Butterfly>Magic Princess>Somebody who came into your life at the worst time>Taking all the good parts of it in her tidal wave of sunshine and puppy-sprinkles>Then she punched you in the face>Sure, you may have called her a REDACTED first but she violated the NAP>You glare, Muscles bulging out with spines and mass>A: "You remember the last time you pointed that thing at me?">S: "I do...it would be a heck of a fight to put you down. I can see that.">A: "You want that fight?">S: "Are you bringing it?">A: "I only punch to get what I want. If I wanted to punch you, it would have happened by now. I. Am here. To talk.">Star hesitates>Lowers the Wand but then brings it back up>Marco steps up and lowers it again for her>He nods reassuringly>She still looks nervousWhat say?What do?
>>1538123>"Here's your stupid liver, now where's glossaryck?"Chuck the croco liver over to her and tap our foot slightly impatiently .
>>1538123Start with hashing shit out with Marco?We'll get to the glossaryk situation in time.We can straight tell her a unicorn told us to talk to him.
>>1538123First, we need to ask for some help with the drake. We can't keep all that meat to ourselves without it eventually going bad.Next, let's get right to the point. We want to talk with Glossaryk.
LUNA aka mamaLORE TIME
>>1538139Lets try to get tempers to cool a bit. She's itching with her finger on the trigger
First off, when asking Glossy about shit, don't talk about the book. Loose lips sink ships, and I'm not willing to chance him having a personal stake on Earth to the point he would report a kid working to resurrect a world-eater to the MHC.Ask about advice on spell casting, or useful trinkets for general survivability.
>>1538145MORE LUNA LORE
>>1538123Drop the liver in front of her. Bring it up so she can see it, then drop it at her feet. Make her pick it up herself.
>>1538123>"Oh yeah, here's that liver you asked for.">BREAK APART YOUR HATES AND IRES
>>1538154Sounds good just need to ask about luna tho
>>1538154> don't talk about the bookDude, we are literally here to talk to him about THE BOOK. Pretentious Unicorn Guy sent us here so we could get the book translated. If we're not here to talk about book, why the fuck are we even here? There's a million other SAFER people we could've gone too for simple shit like god damn trinkets and spells.
>>1538123Giving her the liver and say we would like to talk to Glossaryk.
>>1538163The unicorn didn't know shit about the book nothing we dont already know so we ask about luna
>>1538171He could read it, he just refused to talk to us about the darker shit and pointed us to glossy for him to read it for us. If we're not here for him to do that, WHY ARE WE HERE!?
>>1538163We are here because quest gave no choice. We just said yes all of a sudden.One thing to do would be asking about his former colleague, Luna. For us to get a better understanding of who she is and whether we support her or not.
>>1538123Give her the liver. And ask her about Glossaryk.ALSOWe need to call HekapooWe said we'd bring someone o the negotiations and she can cover for us. we also need to contact her to ask her about the drake corpse.
>>1538123Offer her the liver and also try to dissuade her through telepathy. "You really dont want me as your enemy Star. Last call"
Did Zombina lose her thick body forever?
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>1538159>>1538157>>1538139>>1538139>>1538140>>1538182>>1538185Roll CHARISMA!
>>1538182Not a bad idea"Star's pointing her wand at my head. Can you drop by quick?"
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1538194Charisma
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538194Time to fuck up
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538194LAST CALL STAR
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538194DON'T SPERG OUT
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538194
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1538194>CharismaWe fucked up
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538194Maybe we can stop being completely antagonistic against her and at least keep the heat level?
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1538194rolling good start
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538194
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538194GET TO THE POINT SMALLS!
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538194
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538194Here's hoping for the best.
>>1538218>19+3+2-2Fuckin' nice one.
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538194
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538194
>>1538181>>1538181You asked the Unicorn about your book.You were told where to ask for more info.You voted to ask Star Butterfly about her source for said info.You have been provided every choice.If you wanted, and the votes coincided then you could stroll off and have a corn dog, leaving Star and Marco to their own devices.I highly suggest you remember, friend.I am not your enemy
>>153821819 + 4 + 2 20sso we're at 27
>>153824123 we got two 1s
>>1538239>>1538223Really?We were already a 25
>>1538241There are two 1's, so it's just 19 +4
>>1538248eh. fuck you
Did we get stat gains from the football game?
>>1538214Well it's not like we can convince them to help by using our other stats. What are we going to roll, Will?>"HEYGUYSCHECKOUTMYNEWLASERGUN">Fire Massacre Wave into the air
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538194
>>1538240>Corn dogNot delicious pudding
>>1538194Let's save this thang
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538194Forgot roll woops
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538194
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1538240git gud
>>1538218>>1538218The winner!!Charisma is +4https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX19 + 4 = 23!>>1538211+2>>1538212+2!>>1538223-2>>1538239-2>23 total>A: "Alright look. Let's get one thing straight.">You pull out the Liver you promised Star>You almost throw it at her but catch yourself>Then offer it>A: "I don't owe you -any- answers. I have my own business. My own goals.">You shake the liver juice off of Muscles>Mango stink fills the air>S: "You don't have to owe someone to be nice to them.">A: "Well, when have you ever been nice to -me- ?">S: "When I MET you! Before you started being a big jerk!">Marco puts up his HOL UP hands>M: "Guys. Stop.">A: "I asked for your help, alright? That was pretty hard to do on it's own. Which should be obvious.">You motion to the head of the fucking Dinosaur you slaughtered to get here>A: "Considering what I'll undertake by myself.">S: "You killed a female...">Star walks up the head>Pokes it>The skin wriggles a bit>S: "She has eggs.">What>A: "I need the scales because there's something really important I need to do.">S: "Which you won't tell me?">A: "No.">S: "So why should I help you!?">A: "You don't have to help me.">S: "If you don't want me to help you then why did you ask?">A: "I -want- you to help me because I'm man enough to know when I need help. I'd just rather fight hundred foot Monsters in a swamp first.">S: "You're crazy.">You point to yourself with Muscles thumb>A: "I'm Anonymous...and I prefer the term 'driven.'">Star narrows her eyes, waiting on your next words>A: "If you help me then maybe. JUST maybe I'll accept that you've got some good in you."S: "Some go- Whu- You- Marco HE-">A: "...and MAYBE you'll help me save somebody I really care about.">Star stops dead once she puts two and two together>S: "I thought you said all your goals were your own.">A: "The people I love -are- part of what's mine. Helping them is helping myself. I refuse to let anything else happen to them.">You pick Zombina's head up>A: "I'd rip the world's tongue out and serve it back in a shit sammich if it tries to hurt anyone else I love. Now. I need your help. So you can either get with the helping or get out of my way.">Star considers some things>Marco looks pretty not-ok with the way you're carrying yourself>M: "When did you get so selfish.">A: "When I realized how little I could rely. on you.">A gang of passing melanin enriched boys shout OOOOOOOOOO as they pass>S: "Ok.">M: "What!?">S: "I'll help you.">She passes you a book>It's nothing like yours>Huge>THICC>Messy>S: "Good luck talking to him.">A: "Don't wish luck on me.">You crack open the cover>A: "Luck's an even bigger asshole than I am."ROLLWILL
>>1538390W H Y
Rolled 13, 11, 13, 16, 12 = 65 (5d20)>>1538394You've made a powerful enemy today, sign
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>1538398>>1538398the dice
Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1538398
Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1538398IF WE COULD HANDLE MOM WE CAN HANDLE THIS TINY SHIT!
Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1538398>>1538398
Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1538398
Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1538398
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1538398Time to panic
Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1538398
Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1538409TAPU KOKO
Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1538409>>1538398GLOSSARYKDON'T ASK US FOR PUDDING
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1538398Fortune favors the bold.
Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1538409Stand back, I got this.
Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1538398>Rollin
Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1538398Rolling.
>>1538398>>1538398CLARIFICATION POST>ZOMBINA IS CURRENTLY A SMALL CLASS HEAD>SHE TAKES UP ONE WILL POINT>YOUR WILL IS +9
Rolled 19 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1538398
Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1538398
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1538398
Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1538409
Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1538398
>>1538430Not half bad!
Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1538398
Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1538398DON'T FUCK UP
Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1538398
Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1538398
>>1538474>>1538494>>1538495What the fuck?
>>1538430>>1538430WINNER!>27>Zombina is costing 1 WILL to upkeep>27 - 1>26 total>You're nothing>Everything is gone>Whiteness>A void surrounds you>Where did the book go?>Where is the world>Your world>It -is- your world right?>You're adrift>fffFFFwip!https://youtu.be/9Am1iq5a9D8>You're back>Standing in a small pool of your own sweat>You look up>Floating there, above the open book is...>A: "It's an asphyxiated Keebler elf.">A tiny man with azure skin is held alot on the air>A dreamy smile is chisled into his face>Both of his eyes are closed yet you know his attention is on you>A music seems to waft off of him>An energy>You see your reflection in the red rock that sits in the middle of his forehead>G: "Hello, Star.">He opens his eyes, smiling peacefully at you>G: "Anonymous.">S: "Anon. This is Glossaryck. My magic teacher.">G: "A pleasure.">He offers you a hand>It has six tiny blue fingers>He smells like Fritos and the Essence of the cosmosWhat do?
>>1538501Shake it, I guess.Use Muscles, his hand's already dirty.
>>1538501Return handshake.>"I've been told you've had a hand in making this">Show him the book
>>1538501>Shake it"How's it going?"
>>1538501>Shake his hand with your Human hand>"You know me?
>>1538501"You're the strongest magic user to ever live?....You're smaller than I expected"
>>1538501>"HI Glossaryck, nice to meet you."Shake hand.>"I need to read this book"Show THE BOOK!
>>1538501>>1538501>Instrumental - Hanuman Chalisa Aw sheet Glossark look cool on this one.Shake it.
>>1538501>>1538510Essentially, >>1538511 and >>1538507
>>1538501Special Bro handshake, only for Bros who know how to handshake like Bros.See if he's down.
>>1538501Shake his hand, "Pleasure is all mine."
>>1538501"you are bigger then i expected?"say in a reallycreepy way "i like how you smell"
>>1538501Shake his hand, make some sort of offering. Maybe the liver was for him?
>>1538525supporting let DO THIS BRO
>>1538501Shake his hand,"Likewise."
>>1538501Shake his fucking hand you dip.Use your human hand, though.
>>1538528Supporting, we need to really suck his dick and get into his good graces if we want him to share THE BOOKS secrets.