Welp it seems we have massive problems on our hands, first off we thought we could take this cult and demon like the others we have faced but we ran into some problems.Akkaz and Clinks are missing and the two Grey Knights are MIA and probably KIA.Phe'nia is also out of gas for her powers and quite weak, to make things even worse that annoying bird that keeps talking in our heads has decided to take a hands on approach. which means one of our worst problems is the only thing that could get us out of this problem.Also we have decided to throw away sanity and charge into the enemy stronghold.Welcome to guardsman quest.
alright quick and dirty, this quest is not for die hard lovers of cannon since fun and shenanigans beat cannon for the most part. Though I will accept info about the warhammer 40k universe general rule of thumb is fun is king hereHere is the link to the Doc archive https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N6DV3ou3h5MO0TZi61pc9jGoMBA4p3S4fJ0rCI6qooM/edit?usp=sharinghere is a link to the character's stats https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VEdRRmqRN2wb661ea1Bz2iXQwqQl2JVgl1OdrmHk3Tk/edit?usp=sharing
You look over at Thera and smile "question, what is the percent chance of us surviving charging in there?"Thera looks back worried "Seven thousand to one, why?""oh, I think I can beat those odds." you start revving the engine"Oh by all four gods don't you fucking dare."Phe'nia pushes her head up "Demon get used to this level of insanity with this guy."you floor it and speed headlong into the front of the building, smashing clean though the rotted building and slamming into quite a few cultists inside, you and your crew bail out as you take a shot at the transport's promethium storage causing the thing to explode.shrapnel flies everywhere and you take a few small pieces but not too bad (-3 wounds) thanks armor. you land and begin firing into the panicked cultists who are so surprised they can't even fight back. You kill at least twenty before they realize where the bullets are flying from.> find that bastard Rigmos and end him now, (per, bs)> order Thera to burn the place to the ground and get to cover, fire worked well before (Thera's WP, ag)> call out Rigmos, see if the bastard has any honor and then shove your bolter, as dishonorably as you can, down his throat (Fel, ag, bs)> write-in
>>1525020> find that bastard Rigmos and end him now, (per, bs)
>>1525020>2I mean why not? What's the worst that could happen?
>>1525939Switching from >>1525068to>>1525939
still waiting for more votes
alright, lets go. 3d100 vs (78, 68, 47) double success is bad on first two rolls
Rolled 11, 41, 95 = 147 (3d100)>>1526009For heresy!
Rolled 73, 26, 42 = 141 (3d100)>>1526009
Rolled 29, 21 = 50 (2d100)>>1526009
Rolled 97, 78, 26 = 201 (3d100)>>1526127Whoops
I have to pause today, a problem came up but I will be back tomorrow around 6 pm pst
Rolled 81, 18, 5 = 104 (3d100)>>1526009
Rolled 42, 84, 86 = 212 (3d100)>>1526009
Rolled 99, 82, 96 = 277 (3d100)>>1526009
>>1527082Oh My Emperor.
>>1527082what an apocalyptically bad roll. Horus himself couldn't have fucked everything that hard.
>>1527179Them's some fightan words m80
>>1527183I mean he did destroy the human webway in the most spectacular way possible.
>>1527195Magnus at least did it by accident. Horus did everything very deliberately.
>>1527199True.While i got your attention what is your favorite Primarch, mine is Vulkan, such a lovable guy
>>1527204Favourite primarch?desu I don't actually have one. Can't really relate with them at all. Push comes to shove, imma go with Sanguinius, for obvious reasons.
just popping in and.... WHY DOES THIS THREAD PICK UP WHEN I LEAVE.ya just checking in to see how the thread progressed after my sudden absence, I will be back at 6pm pst as tated before.
oh god my internet, also writing
you grab Phe'nia and roar at the demon "LIGHT THE PLACE UP!" bullets begin flying at you but you manage to run behind some of the rubble left by the transport exploding.thankfully Thera understood what you were saying and immediately slams her fist into the ground causing a blast of flames to erupt around her, you look over your cover just to see several cultists running around on fire and Thera looking quite smug.it was at this time shit hit the fan with that abomination from earlier suddenly smashing though the roof above you and back handing Thera though a wall.> start shooting, NOW (bsx4)> tactical retreat, you need a bigger gun (agx2, int)> keep the thing busy with insults and hope help arrives (fel, ag)> start praying that something out there has mercy on you (wp)> write-in
>>1528952> tactical retreat, you need a bigger gun (agx2, int)
>>1528952> tactical retreat, you need a bigger gun (agx2, int)>"Thera looking quite smug."No, smugness, my only weakness.
alright give me a good roll 3d100 vs 57, 37, 43
Rolled 37, 32, 47 = 116 (3d100)>>1529800
Rolled 76, 5, 95 = 176 (3d100)>>1529800YEET
welp two success and one fail, alright writing
you fucking run like hell, throwing the eldar over your shoulder like a sack of rice. not even caring if it was comfortable, you are not going to dance with that fucking thing.you hear it roar out from behind you "OH NO YOU DON'T NOT AFTER GIVING ME A PROMETHIUM BATH!" you hear it's metal feet pounding behind you.you dart further into the base, BLAMing the occasional cultist that looked out into the hall at the wrong time, eventually you hit a dead end.you turn around to see the monster, it's armor melted and deformed what was skin is now horribly burned but even with these wounds the thing refused to die. it gives you a smile "Now would you be a good girl and surrender, Nurgle is merciful to those who submit to the inevitable."> wait, it looks like it's on it's last legs. Bet a bullet or two might just take the thing down, and if that fails we still have a melta grenade (BSx3)> ask Phe'nia if she can blow open the wall, it's risk death or certain death now (phe'nia WP)> begin praying, pray with all your might. Emperor if you are out there we need a hand, hell even the clown will do at this point (WP)> surrender, at this point we have lost> write-in
>>1530050> Note to self: have Drauge make melta bolts. Alsp whatever happened to those anti-Nid rounds from the first few threads? Wouldn't the work much better for killing this thing than regular bolts. AND WHERE IN THE EMPEROR'S HAIRY BALLS IS THE SNIPER RIFLE?
>>1530093This, and pray while doing so. We need all the help we can get.
>>1530093 first off, we do have it but have you ever tried shooting a sniper at close range? also we never took the bullets with us, they kinda suck against anything that is armored so the abomination would kinda shrug those shots off3d100 vs 75, 65, 45
Rolled 46, 28, 34 = 108 (3d100)>>1530168But didn't that nurgle thing also have some exposed flesh? And aren't (some) nids technically armored?
>>1530177 cursed fleshmetal, her entire body counts as armored. For the Nids the armor is still created from Biomass therefore the mutagen Acid will eat though it, for those who dont know what hellfire rounds are just think of them as hypodermic needles in bullet form.
Rolled 13, 83, 67 = 163 (3d100)>>1530168
well roll time is up and we succeeded so blaming commences. writing
you stand your ground and give that thing your best inquisitor crazy smile "Actually, I'll give you exactly five seconds to repent to the emperor and ask him to forgive your soul."the abomination blinks several times before laughing "I-I cant believe you still believe your corpse emperor can stop this, my god has already claimed this planet and you still have the gall to cling to your beliefs in a false god!""five seconds are up." you state smiling pulling the bolter up and taking a shotFirst one rips right though her armored arm, and you see it go limp as the abomination begins charging. The second shot goes though it's knee, destroying the joint and causing the abomination to collapse on the ground unable to get up.you calmly and coolly put Phe'nia down and pull your sniper off your shoulder, you stick the end of the barrel to the thing's head "Tell your god that Inquisitor Simun sent you, and I will hunt him and all his followers down. I will be his end." you pull the trigger not even waiting for a reply from the thing before turning around and pulling Phe'nia up.> find your missing members and get back to the ship, this planet is done for and we better destroy it before the demon's complete their mission here> we still have the mission. Kill Rigmos and he is in this building so lets find the coward and end him> find Thera, she probably is not doing so well and she has been useful, we don't owe her but having something that hates these cultists just as much if not more probably will be helpful.> write-in
>>1530305> find your missing members and get back to the ship, this planet is done for and we better destroy it before the demon's complete their mission here
>>1530325Switching to this, I guess.
last post for tonight, gotta sleep for work. writing
Alright, you are a soldier and a soldier has his orders. you get Phe'nia standing and look her in the eyes "Alright, can you find our target with your mind."Phe'nia nods before closing her eyes for a moment, "two floors above us, not moving. He knows we are here.""good at least he has balls enough not to quiver and run." you pull phe'nia's arm over your should and begin your march up to your target, the place is dead silent.as you arrive at the door the smell of rot begins to reach a point where you can smell it though your gasmask, you kick the door open and see a man.... no you can't call it a man it's more like a tree with just visages of a man.the tree's eyes look upon you and you hear its voice groan out "good, you can finally end my torment." it's words are slow and lethargic "please" little rivulets of green sap begin pouring from it's eyes"You FUCKING HERETIC!" you roar rage now consuming you, "YOU SACRIFICED THIS ENTIRE PLANET AND NOW YOU ASK TO DIE LIKE IT'S SOME REWARD? AT THE LEAST SHOW SOME BALLS AND FIGHT BACK!"The tree's face looks down, "I made mistakes, ruined lives, caused the death of thousands. I regret all of it, at the least I will ask you of one favor. Destroy this planet, there are demons under the ground working on a portal" the tree shutters in pain "they are using my soul to power it but even if I die it will only delay the opening.""how long." you sate gritting your teeth"If I am alive, twenty minutes. If I die a day and a half. the planet is lost human, please stop this madness I caused. I see now the folly of my actions."> Kill the thing, time to gather the group and leave the planet. If what he says is true we have no chance, better to salt the ground than let the demons have it> kill the thing, we are closing that portal. even if it kills us we will fight the demons> leave him alive to suffer, have the exterminatus fired now and retreat before the place explodes. (do not attempt find crew)> write-in
>>1530373> Kill the thing, time to gather the group and leave the planet. If what he says is true we have no chance, better to salt the ground than let the demons have it
welp ill be back at 6 pm pst, see you then and >>1530381 that face made me laugh to hard
>>1530373>Andby salting the ground you mean releasing the orks?
>>1530373>> Kill the thing, time to gather the group and leave the planet. If what he says is true we have no chance, better to salt the ground than let the demons have it
>>1530403lomgy dont we just send the orks to fight the demons?they would love it>>1530882i change to > kill the thing, we are closing that portal. even if it kills us we will fight the demonsbut with orks and we run to the ship and then burn it if they dont win
alright writing, also remember how the inquisition salts the ground guys. I'll give you a hint, usually the planet is not there after.
you pull out your vox "Akkaz, Clinks do you read me." static for the longest time, maybe five minutes before you get a response"BOSS WERR DA ZOGG ARE YA!""Thank the emperor you are alive, how is clinks?""da metul man iz covereded 'n blood ut gud""head back to the space port, we are going to bring out the biggest gun we have.""awright me'll see ya der" the connection cuts and you look at Phe'nia"got enough juice in you for some fire."Phe'nia responds by creating a small flame on the tip of her finger and flicking it at the tree, the fire quickly spreads and Phe'nai mutters "better death than he deserved."You and Phe'nia leave the building and see Thera step out of a portal "Alright where is that fucking bitch, I will end her.""beat you too it, and I'm leaving this planet is lost.""want me to just open a portal from here to your ship?""I did not ask for your help demon." you continue past her shooting the occasional zombie and find a working land transport.you begin driving though the ruined city buildings blow apart, unmoving corpses strewn everywhere, moving corpses standing around and running after your transport finally you pass one dead corpse. you recognize it as the governor impaled by over thirty improvised spears, riddled with bullet holes, his glorious mustache half burned away. you turn away and continue on.you eventually arrive in the space port, only a hundred men still live and have created barricades to stop the zombie hordes. as you enter you recognize the massive green hulk standing behind one of the barricades hammer in hand and the Wraithguard right by him covered in blood but also with a few pieces of armor chipped and cracked.they both stop you and rush over "BOSS YOOZ ALIV!" the ork roars"tell everyone to get on the ships to evacuate, we are denying chaos this planet.""[Inquisitor do you intend what I think you intend?]""exterminatus." the word hangs there for a bit as several people hear it and turn to you fear in their eyes. "Yes," you state looking at the people around you "Evacuate this planet now if you are not infected, if you are stay so at the least you will spare others with your deaths." you feel hollow inside but this had to be done, chaos can never to allowed to win. They will stop at nothing therefore you must be prepared to sacrifice everything to stop them.you and your group head to your ship, and begin taking off as you see many of the citizens also fleeing to evacuation ships. A few brave souls and infected citizens who have yet to die stay to fight off the hordes that were incoming.about a hour later you arrive on your ship and walk out Drauge and Mirasi standing there "How bad." Drauge asks"ready the bomb, Chaos will not win.""We have to get approval for that, from the Ordo Excorium.""THEN GET THEM ON THE FUCKING VOX NOW!" you roar at the cogboy, you are not in a good mood"no need to yell, cool off and meet me on the bridge I will contact them."(cont)
the cogboy leaves as you rub your temples and Mirasi puts her hand on your shoulder "Are you sure we have to do this?""the demons are opening a portal to the warp under the planet's surface. we have less than a day and a half to end them.""come on," Mirasi states gently before pulling your arm over her shoulder and begins leading you after Drauge "Markal had to call an exterminatus once, similar circumstance, I know this decision must be weighing on you a lot"You dont respond, you don't know what exactly to feel.You and Mirasi arrive on the bridge where Drauge waves you over "The Inquisitor is here.""Very well, we understand you wish to Launch an exterminatus, tell us your reasoning."> "the planet is lost zombie plague, demons, portal being opened in the planet at an unknown location. take your pick."> "I was on the planet until recently, Chaos have latched it's claws into the planet. I fear that this is merely the beginning and we must stop them before it goes any further."> "DO YOU THINK I WOULD ASK FOR THIS WITHOUT GOOD REASON! THE PLANET IS FUCKED IN SO MANY WAYS I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN HALF OF IT!"> write-in
>>1532766>a mix of  and 
>>1532766> "the planet is lost zombie plague, demons, portal being opened in the planet at an unknown location. take your pick."
>>15327661 and 3 for me m8
>>1533024Add to 2 my my one as well
Votes are in and writing.
you take in a deep breath alright this is going to be a long one "the planet is lost zombie plague, demons" you start before you are interrupted by the man on the line"that seems hardly enough to doom a planet""and a portal to the warp being opened on the planet at an unknown location. take your pick." there is silence for a bit"really, where did you get that information.""I got it from the head cultist himself before lighting him on fire, he also was kinda a tree." you begin tapping your shoe, time is ticking"are you saying you are taking the word of a heretic?""no, I saw what was happening on the planet and his testimony solidified what I thought, the planet is lost.""Do you truly believe this is a good enou-"you stomp your foot "DO YOU THINK I WOULD ASK FOR THIS WITHOUT GOOD REASON! THE PLANET IS FUCKED IN SO MANY WAYS I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN HALF OF IT!" you roar at the console, finally your fury showing though.there is silence for a few moments before you get a response. "Inquisitor Simun we have reviewed your testimony and have received information on the planet itself, though I hesitate and truly wish this was not what had to happen we approve of the Exterminatus order. May the emperor have mercy on our souls. I shall bear witness to your act."you turn away from the console and took at Drauge "do it."the cogboy nods and leaves, you take a seat and put your head in your hands, really this feels surreal you are about to end an entire planet with a single order.an hour later Drauge returns and leads you to a console with a single button on it, it reads 'fire' you close your eyes "alright any special speech for this or do I hit the button."Drauge hands you a data slate and you see lines on it, after reading them you begin "We have arrived, and it is now that we perform our charge. In fealty to the God-Emperor our undying Lord and by the grace of the Golden Throne, I declare Exterminatus upon the Imperial world of Stratus-5. I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire world and consign a million souls to oblivion. May Imperial Justice account in all balance. The Emperor Protects." you hit the button and you feel the shot.a minute passes, two minutes, three, then you see it. Like a horrible flame the entire surface begins to light up and the bomb's explosion begins to consume the planet, then the planet begins to break apart. It ruptures slowly and you begin feeling sick to your stomach, you just destroyed a world. you turn away form the scene as you try to keep your stomach from rioting against you and you stagger to a seat and collapse into to.> get Drauge to set a course to the next planet, you are done here (name which planet)> head to your room, you need some time alone after what you just did (tgh, wp)> leave and find Phe'nia, sure you feel bad but she looked like hell last time you saw her (Tgh, wp, per)> write-in
>>1533205> leave and find Phe'nia, sure you feel bad but she looked like hell last time you saw her (Tgh, wp, per)
>>1524985Why is there not an archive link for this? Because Google docs suck.
>>1533205> leave and find Phe'nia, sure you feel bad but she looked like hell last time you saw her (Tgh, wp, per)We seem to rely on her a lot.
alright I'll be back at 6pm, kinda passed out last night.
>>1533205> leave and find Phe'nia, sure you feel bad but she looked like hell last time you saw her (Tgh, wp, per)Should we thow a party??
alright back from the warp, kaldor draigo owes me some nachos. roll time 3d100 vs 52, 72, 69
Rolled 72, 88, 89 = 249 (3d100)>>1538547
yall got only 10 more minutes before we continue, remember the roll 20 min countdown starts after the first roll
You decide to get to Phe'nia, really she looked like hell last time you saw her and you did tax her powers alot. even with your self loathing from just destroying a planet she needs you more.unfortunately as you get up your stomach does not agree and you vomit all over the floor. getting into your armor and all over the front of your clothes."by the omnissiah's metalic buttocks are you alright?!" Drauge hurries to your side and helps you up."no, Drauge I just killed so many people with a single," you vomit again, even your body is revolting against you for your actions " a single order.""It's ok, Simun you just need some rest.""No, I have to find Phe'nia she is in a worse shape than me.""Mirasi, find Phe'nia and take care of her, I'm getting the inquisitor to her room." with that he clamps his mechanical arms on your shoulders and drags you away, despite your best efforts.eventually you are dropped in your room by Drauge who states "Don't leave until you feel better, I'll send the hospitaller in to make sure you did not pick up anything from the planet later." he shuts the door leaving you alone.> alright lets get washed, being covered in our own vomit kinda disgusting and we need to relax a bit> you are not staying in this room, Phe'nia needs to get checked up and you are the only one she confessed to about her limit so it's our responsibility to help her when she is down> get undressed and go to sleep, we have had a long day and we need the rest> write-in
>>1539102>2We can't stand by
you wipe the vomit off your mouth and take off the armor, not needed and it will slow us down. Phe'nia needs us and probably we are the only one who understands why she is not in that good of shape.you open the door and look around, Drauge is not there and the hall is empty. quickly and quietly you begin moving towards Phe'nia's room.Around the third hall you hear a voice you really had hoped you left on the planet "Say there inquisitor, kinda rude leaving me behind" god fucking damn it"Thera leaving you on the planet was a clear sign of me not wanting you on my ship, so please be sensible and find another person to follow.""no, also you don't get to order me around."at this point you start to ignore her, and continue on. we have had enough contact with heresy today.eventually you find Phe'nia's room and enter to see her laying on the bed naked with a few wads of tissue paper in her nose "Phe'nia?"she groans and shifts a bit to look at you "wazzit?""just making sure you are alright, anything i can get you?""no.""alright, how long until you are walking?""two days. whole body hurts." she states clearly too exhausted for entire sentenceswith that you bow out of the room, guess we are not seeing her for a bit.> head back to your own room for a bath and sleep, again vomit on clothing is not attractive or fun> head to the med bay, may as well check for any infection. we were just on a planet with Nurgle shit.> find Drauge and give him a piece of your mind, you do not appreciate being dragged around.> write-in
>>1539447>4Were going to stay here, Take a shower and pass out on the ground so we can keep an eye on our xeno friend thing
>>1539694This sounds good. Also, can a medbay even do anything for a nurgle infection? We should get checked out later just in case.
alright writing, for some reason 4chan did not want to update this page for me
>>1539907I've been having that same problem in my quest. I thought I lost all my writing at one point.
you crack your knuckles, you are not leaving her just to lay there. Time for you to act like a decent human. "Give me one second." you turn and enter her bathroom and get to work cleaning yourself.the warm water felt amazing after all the shit you went though, vomit, dust, blood, and dirt washing off you. as you do this you check for any signs of infection but nothing comes up. praise the emperor.you step out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped around you, your hair tied back and slightly damp. you climb onto the eldar's bed and just lay next to her. a few minutes later you hear her fall asleep so you pull the covers over her and yourself, best neither of you get a cold. you close your eyes and let the darkness take you."Had a fun time on that planet?" you hear the one voice you had not heard for a while. youe eyes whip open to see the clown's face right in front of your own> "why yes, we left with a big bang."> "Shut it, you know just as much as I do that I hated what I had to do."> "alright where the fuck were you this entire time, also was that dark eldar thing you or some other dickhead."> remain silent> write-in
>>1539932> "alright where the fuck were you this entire time, also was that dark eldar thing you or some other dickhead."
>>1539932> "Shut it, you know just as much as I do that I hated what I had to do."
alright pausing, I need some sleep before work, see you back at 5pm pst.
>>1539932> write-inI can say that those guys are among the more repulsive of the Deamon's I've had to deal with. Though i'd rather not have to reduce a planet to ruin next time, how are you? enjoying the show? (This is all increasingly sarcastic)
>>1539932> "why yes, we left with a big bang."
>>1539932> "Shut it, you know just as much as I do that I hated what I had to do."We just murdered billions of people.
You grit your teeth and hold yourself from punching the insufferable asshat "Shut it, you know just as much as I do that I hated what I had to do!""Really? I thought inquisitors liked causing copious amounts of destruction for their holy emperor."you punch him, hard. your fury getting the better of you again you send the asshole sprawling back rubbing his face. "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!""Can't take a joke can you."you get up and he hold his hand up and you stop. "what is it clown.""dont you want to know why I dragged you here?""fine why?""would the sound of rewards make you happy?"> "Alright listening."> "I do not want any of your heretical rewards clown."> "What type of reward, I need to know first."> write-in
>>1541764> "What type of reward, I need to know first."
you lower your fist and cock an eyebrow at the clown, "alright what type of reward, I need to know first.""well actually I wanted to give you a choice, really simple.""you are giving me a choice?""what you dont like that?""fine, what are you offering.""knowledge or power, choose one and that is all the information I'm going to give you."> power> knowledge> try to inquire for information (fel)(this is important, choose wisely)
>>1542339> try to inquire for information (fel)You've got me at a conundrum here clown...Power without Knowledge of how to use it can and often will destroy you, yet Knowledge without power could lead that information into driving you mad and also destroy you....and Considering i'm talking to a clown i'm thinking this is likely to end poorly either way> knowledgeSeek wisdom
>>1542339> try to inquire for information (fel)
We should tell his that if this is the Knowledge that "we should have picked power" im going to be very very disappointed
sorry have to pause for tonight something came up, will be back at 4pm pst
>>1542607We should say this before anything else.Barring that...> try to inquire for information (fel)
alright and I'm back 1d100 vs 15
Rolled 33 (1d100)>>1546468
Rolled 75 (1d100)>>1546468
welp that just about closes the rolling, writing
you look at the clown and get the feeling he is not telling you anything useful, may as well just flat out ask him "Alright clown, before I choose I want to know what you mean by power or knowledge.""I told you that is all I'm telling you mortal.""bullshit, I need more information before I choose."the clown simply smiles at your frustration, "ya you are not getting that mortal. If I told you then that would ruin all the fun.""Fine fuck it, just answer me this is the knowledge part just the knowledge that we should have picked power.""fine I'll answer that one since it spoils nothing, no."> seek wisdom, knowledge> seek strength, power
>>1546619> seek strength, power
>>1546619> seek wisdom, knowledge Far easier to hide knowledge. Did we ever fix fact that we are still male trapped in female body, there was someone working on that.
that is on you to get around to fixing >>1547039
>>1546667>>1547039Yeah no>>1546619>I'm fine to pass on the options of they're even borderline heresy. Let's just say you owe me clown.
>>1546619> seek wisdom, knowledgeBrace
>inbt the information is our eldar or something is evil and now we know she'll know we know but we dont have the power to do anything about it. If we had picked power we would have been able to sense it and have the strength to fuck them up
alright we got knowledge after a narrow margin, alright lets see what the clown offers. writing
you take a while to decide. Power would be useful but you remember the teachings of the Horus heresy and those who sold their souls for power, ya that does not sound good for you. Knowledge also has it's fair share of problems since you could get knowledge of something that you cannot do anything about or something that will drive you insane. eventually you decide Knowledge would be the safer choice. "Alright Clown I choose knowledge, lets see what you have for me."the clowns cocks an eyebrow "Odd I thought you would choose power, you seem much more the run and gun type.""I made my choice.""alright take a seat," he pulls up his own seat and sit's down and you do the same "What I am going to tell you concerns you and why Tzeentch wants you, well all the chaos gods do but he wants you really badly.""what? am I a really powerful psyker?""worse.""what?""you know your emperor?""yes the holy god emperor.""right, well this may come as a surprise but his soul is fragmenting and that is where the interesting thing that is you comes into play.""FRAGMENTING!" you shout your eyes wide with fear"Ouch my ears, alright no need to panic it's been happening since the thing you guys call horus heresy ended so it's not like he is going to fully splinter any time soon.""is this the information you wanted to tell me?""no, the real info is that a shard of the emperor is suck in you."your eyes open wide and your jaw goes slack, WHAT! is all that runs though your mind"that is why the chaos gods are interested in you, simply put if everything goes well you might actually become something more than just a powerless human."> ask the clown how long until the emperor fully goes, we need a timer on how long until we can find a way to fix this shit> ask the clown how a chard of the big E got in you, you have never been on terra that you remember> ask the clown for proof, you know he might just be lieing to you to get you to do something> write-in
>>1547522> ask the clown how long until the emperor fully goes, we need a timer on how long until we can find a way to fix this shitPANIC PANIC PANIC>inb4 it was a ruse
>>1547522>1We need to know if all our everything will stop working
>>1547522> ask the clown how long until the emperor fully goes, we need a timer on how long until we can find a way to fix this shitOk...ok, lets do this by the numbers...how long until the Emperor....Fragments totally? > write-inLet's say this is true and im loath to admit but you've never lied...that explains why chaos wants me...but why do YOU want me...getting your hand in early on the off chance I survive all of this?
your face pales at the implications of the emperor fragmenting, never mind a piece of him is in our sorry ass. "how long." you state your voice shakingthe clown touches his chin and thinks for ten agonizing seconds before nodding "I'd say you have quite a bit of time, about one thousand years before he completely shatters under the strain of the warp at this rate. Though this may change depending on actions taken by mortals, worst case scenario would be one year but shit has not hit the fan that hard yet."you breath a sigh of relief, at least we know our entire Imperium as we know it wont totally be destroyed tomorrow. "Alright but now onto the second question, I loath to admit it but you've never lied to me and what you said explains why chaos wants me but you have yet to tell me why you want me?"the clown smiles "well that is my business, just know everything is going according to plan."with that the room goes black and you wake up next to Phe'nia who is still sleeping> get up and think over what just happened, this revelation was a really heavy one, the fact the emperor is dieing really does scare the shit out of you> get up and see if you can try to contact that shard of the emperor inside of you, maybe if you can contact it you could use some of it's considerable power (Wpx3)> wake Phe'nia up and tell her what you just learned, maybe they have a solution with their soul stone tech or something> write-in
>>1547626> get up and see if you can try to contact that shard of the emperor inside of you, maybe if you can contact it you could use some of it's considerable power (Wpx3)Welp time to face our Emperor...a tad sooner than we hoped but better than doing it when we die
>>1547626> get up and see if you can try to contact that shard of the emperor inside of you, maybe if you can contact it you could use some of it's considerable power (Wpx3)
alright roll 3d100 vs 52, 32, 22
Rolled 45, 11, 57 = 113 (3d100)>>1547767
Rolled 98, 7, 39 = 144 (3d100)>>1547767
Rolled 8, 63, 92 = 163 (3d100)>>1547767
Rolled 62, 93, 68 = 223 (3d100)>>1547767
well alright, writing
alright, time to see the big E or at least a piece of him. you begin trying to focus inward. deep steady breathing, closing eyes, crossing legs, anything you can think of to mediate.as you do this you feel something, and you latch onto it. pulling inward closer to it, you find quickly that this was no easy task.eventually after you don't know how long you hear something that sounds like "now is not the time." and you suddenly loose focus.shit, well at least we know it is in there but we can't exactly access it. maybe we can try this later. as you open your eyes you feel Phe'nia shift in the bed now awake "good to see you awake Phe'nia.""alright what the fuck was that horrible meditating mumbling you were doing, you could wake the dead with that."> "oh you know just trying to talk to the emperor, he kinda is inside me."> "your god talked to me again, and kinda had some interesting information."> "good so I know exactly what to do incase you or someone goes down under my command."> write-in
>>1547909> write-inWhat do you know about the Soul fragmentation of Divine beings and them getting stuck in other beings? Hypothetically
>>1547909> "good so I know exactly what to do incase you or someone goes down under my command."Maximum Smugand then:>>1548025This
ok im going to pause for tonight and pick up at 4pm pst. sleep calls
the votes are in and we got a mix, writing.
"good to know exactly what to do incase you or someone goes down under my command" you state turning to smile at the miserable eldar.Phe'nia mumbles something under her breath about you being insufferable "alright what were you doing."you think to yourself "alright what do you know about soul fragmentation of divine beings and them getting stuck in other beings? hypothetically."phe'nia sighs "we have the shards of Khaine you know. though there is a downside of using them since their lifespan is temporary and we have to sacrifice a lot to use them.""Khane?""one of our living gods.... well kinda living""so mind looking that stuff up for me?""why?"> tell her the truth, we have a shard of the holy emperor stuck in us> lie, tell her you are just curious about the subject> tell her that the clown visited you and this pertains a bit to what he was talking about> write-in
>>1549529> tell her the truth, we have a shard of the holy emperor stuck in us
>>1549537I'm down for this>1
you take a deep breath "alright before i say anything just understand I am having a hard time believing this is true.""alright.""I have a shard of the emperor's soul stuck inside me.""bullshit.""your god told me that.""double bullshit.""do you think I just have this mark on my chest because I liked it." you point at the brand the fucking clown left you with"alright alright, I'll look into divine soul shards when I can move but until then I'm taking a break." with that she turns her head and falls asleep> alright lets set course to the next planet, lets hope we dont have to blam the entire planet again> Find Terisa and see if she can help you with this weirdness, she is a psyker> find Drauge, request upgrade on one of our pieces of gear (name what)> write-in
>>1549885>1We gotta get back to cleaning up heresy, with heresy
>>1549885> alright lets set course to the next planet, lets hope we dont have to blam the entire planet againSped is key we can get upgrades while enroute...> write-inSeek out our resident Sister of Battle and ask for a hand in learning how to meditate or prey to the Emperor or whatever. It might help us next time
alright votes are in so writing
you sigh and get up, guess this shenanigan has to wait. the short lifespan thing does worry you but you are going to ignore that for now.you get up and get dressed in some clean clothing, thankfully someone had seen it fit to give Phe'nia some normal clothing even if all she ever puts on are those seer robes. you mentally note you need to get your armor and clothing washed.you head out of the room and head to the bridge where Drauge greets you somewhat unhappy "Did I not tell you to stay in your room.""when did you get to order me around?""about the time between that undigested food flying from your mouth and you refusing to get proper help""well the vomit is now over, anyways we need to get to another planet. speed is now key here.""well I decided we may as well go down the list so we are preparing to head to Fenksworld to find that Sully Evart we have been waiting for the go ahead.""alright go there, just remember next time you ask me before you decide where to go."alright now we got some time what do we do> find Mirasi, ask her if she knows any good meditation stuff to get in touch with big E> find Terisa, maybe she can help you with contacting the shard of the emperor. psykers seem to be able to do stuff like that.> let the shard be, lets get a piece of gear upgraded (name what)> write-in
>>1551133> find Mirasi, ask her if she knows any good meditation stuff to get in touch with big E
alright pausing for tonight will be back around 5pm pst tomorrow
>>1551133> find Mirasi, ask her if she knows any good meditation stuff to get in touch with big EOnly good things can can come form this.
alright, votes have been counted decisions have been made, on to writing.
You leave the bridge in search of Mirasi, maybe she can tell you some meditation techniques that will help you contact that emperor shard inside you. you walk though the grey walls and run into that insufferable blue bitch Thera "Ello inquisitor, having a good day?""would be better if you offed yourself demon, now either leave or do what I mentioned before.""what? but we were squadmates you have to have some sentimental value in that." the demon says huffing, you note that she is in her human form but kinda mixed with the demon form, feathers same blue and gold color her hair was puff up in indignation."none, now leave." you push past her as she disappearseventually you find Mirasi sitting in her room across from psyker loli who looks up at you "h-hello." the psyker says meekly"hello Terisa now Mirasi mind humoring me with a few answers?""sure, what is it?" she states both the psyker and the sister of battle seem to be in a staring contest as they do not look at you and refuse to blink"know any meditation tricks?""cross legs, think of green pastures, if the green thing does not work just think of relaxing patters you have seen. really there are no tips but that's my two cents. now mind me asking why you are asking this?"> dont freak out but the emperor is kinda inside me, not in the metaphorical sense either.> just wanted to start doing that after my freak out from earlier, I need to find a way to calm that inner rage I have> make an excuse about having tea time with Drauge or something, actually lets find Drauge and get him to upgrade a piece of our gear> write-in
>>1553089> dont freak out but the emperor is kinda inside me, not in the metaphorical sense either.
Rolled 1 (1d2)since it seems no one wants to vote, I have given you guys an egregious amount of time, RNGesus takes the wheel 1 for >>1553168 and 2 for >>1553202
You take a deep breath in, alright here comes the hard part "Alright I'm going to tell you something that you have to promise me that you wont freak out about.""alright, what is it.""The emperor is kinda inside me, not in the metaphorical sense either.""WHAT!" Mirasi almost shrieks at you her eyes wide open now starring at you"I though you promised me-""alright either you are crazy or telling the truth and since weird shit has been happening even for inquisition standards since you arrived I'm inclined to believe the latter. we better get you to holy Terra like now.""Calm down... wait why is Terisa not freaking out." you both look at the albino psyker who looks at you both and blinks"I kinda sensed it when I first met you.""and you did not mention it why?""you never asked." the loli psyker responds with no emotionwell damn, she was kinda right. "Alright but we are not going to Holy Terra yet, not until we clear out the heresy on the rest of the planets, that is final.""but" Mirasi starts"No buts, we have a mission, plus we don't exactly know what this fragment will do if it gets near the holy emperor. better keep it safe and leave me to try and contact it myself." Mirasi nods at this though a bit stifflyyou excuse yourself out of the room and notice that Terisa had followed you and is now holding your hand> ask why she is holding your hand, usually loli psyker never does this> take her with you to find Drauge, time for that upgrade> ask Terisa if she can get you in contact with the shard, she is a psyker so maybe she can help> take her with you to a training room, time to sharpen skills> write-in
>>1553755> ask why she is holding your hand, usually loli psyker never does thisLet me guess....if I go to Terra they are gonna sacrifice me aren't they....> write-inWanna just take a nice walk around?
in light of the slow voting I will remain until 2 am pst, after that I will be pausing until 4 pm pst tomorrow
>>1553893that and this> ask Terisa if she can get you in contact with the shard, she is a psyker so maybe she can help
>>1553893I'll back this
"alright Terisa mind giving me the reason you are holding my hand?""warm....""what?""hand warm." Terisa states gripping your hand "other's cold." she casts her eye down.wait you remember something about the black ships almost taking her to Tera and mulching her... right Tera is probably a touchy subject for her. "Terisa we are not going to Tera any time soon, and when we do go there you will be under my protection. No one and I mean no one will even think of hurting you."her only response was to squeeze your hand a bit. alright guessing that is an ok in her book."say Terisa, you want to talk around a bit?"the loli psyker nods and you and her begin walking though the halls aimlessly. all honesty it was extremely relaxing.... up until Thera stepped out from nowhere and intercepts you "So how's my favorite Inquisitor doing, I kinda want a word with you. I will not take no for an answer."> Ignore her and continue on your walk, she will not kill this moment.> alright lets hear her out, we know she probably is out to kill us but hay may as well humor her from time to time> ask Terisa if she can remove this annoyance because god damn is this bitch annoying> write-in
>>1554499> Ignore her and continue on your walk, she will not kill this moment.But if she pursues us. ask Terisa if she can remove this annoyance because god damn is this bitch annoying
>>1554499> Ask our loli Psyker to remind us that we need to check for breaches in the field.>Upload a picture of Terisa to the security system and have her crisped on sight if possible>[4/3]Slice her head of and keep walking without breaking stride or saying a word....
>>1554517 you mean Thera right?
>>1554517fuck....yeah kill the deamon
>>1554499>> >Ask our loli Psyker to remind us that we need to check for breaches in the field.>>>Upload a picture of THERA to the security system and have her crisped on sight if possible>>[4/3]>Slice her head of and keep walking without breaking stride or saying a word....Oops almost killed the loli
alright I'm pausing, will be back at 4 pm
>>1554499> Ignore her and continue on your walk, she will not kill this moment.
alright votes have been counted, writing
You decide that this bitch is not worth your time so you push past her and continue walking with the psyker by your side."HAY!" Thera yells after you and walks up and grabs your shoulder "It's rude to walk past someone who wants to talk."you continue walking with Terisa with Thera just keeping up with you "I wanted to talk about what you owe me for saving your ass."> "I owe you nothing, saving me once does not make up for trying to kill me three times."> remain silent and continue walking, maybe find Drauge> tell her you will talk but no here, then lead her to those special demon containment cells and lock her in> write-in
>>1556483>4If you remember correctly I did not ask for your help I'd anything I gave you an order and you obeyed. I owe you nothing demon.
>>1556483> "I owe you nothing, saving me once does not make up for trying to kill me three times."
alright >>1556550 and >>1556834 and similar enough that I'll just combine them. writing.
you continue walking but now you decide it's time to respond "First off you tried to kill me three times up till now, second I never asked for help I gave an order and you obeyed. I owe you nothing demon."Thera pouts a bit "come on, just hear me out it's nothing too heretical.""I have had enough heresy for one millennia demon, so if you want to keep talking I will vent my extremely high amounts of frustration and rage on you.""Look, I just want to actually exist in the materium for a while, I was human once and it's annoying to only get to watch shit now and again.""so you want to have me give you the ok on just walking around the ship.""exaclty, I'll be doing my job for my god with watching you and you wont have me using your head as a chatroom."> "fine you can remain on the ship but if I see any chaos corruption with the crew I will personally make sure your death is painful and slow"> "fuck you, you again tried to kill me three times now leave or I will send you into the warp with lethal doses of materium"> "come back to me later about this, I still don't trust you so I still need time to decide if you are a boon or a problem."> write-in
>>1556942> "fuck you, you again tried to kill me three times now leave or I will send you into the warp with lethal doses of materium"Trusting deamons. Ever.One of Tzeentch no less.The fuck out of here.
>>1556981> "fuck you, you again tried to kill me three times now leave or I will send you into the warp with lethal doses of materium"Yeah trusting a Deamon...not gonna happen, bu-bye *Blow her head off*Ask for some more damn wards
you clear your throat and stare right into that bitch's eyes "fuck you, you again tried to kill me three times, now leave or I will send you into the warp with lethal doses of materium""wow I thought your emperor taught you to forgive and stuff.""sure I'll forgive but my forgiveness comes in the form of bolts." you pull out your bolter "now then would you like a taste?"With that the demon vanishes, alright time to get Mirasi on those ward things. you look down at Terisa "you alright?""should have shot her." Terisa states quietly "Will be back.""I know but my answer won't change. now then is there anywhere you want to go?""my room, tired."you take the psyker loli to her room and close the door. you then pull out your vox "Mirasi come in.""yes inquisitor, do you know where Terisa went?""she is in her room, also can you finish those wards soon.""almost done."> alright lets go to Mirasi and grab the wards she is done with, we need to stop that pesky bird.> find Drauge, time for an upgrade> go to the training room, time to keep some skills sharp> write-in
>>1557598> alright lets go to Mirasi and grab the wards she is done with, we need to stop that pesky bird.Secure the parimiter and maybe shortly we hae a suprise Cultist hunt to make sure no are on board.
>>1557673This. Also check the Gellar field juust in case.
"alright I want them done by the time I'm there, have been having an annoyance from the past showing up too frequently for my liking.""Understood Inquisitor." you hear the vox cut as you begin towards Mirasi's room. about an hour later you manage to get there turns out Akkaz and Clinks cannot fit though a hallway together, gunna need to get some slaves to get some grease for them.you knock on the door "Mirasi I'm here." the door promptly opens with Mirais holding a ton of paper and her hair in disarray"finished, one thousand and one purity seals.""good, I want them posted all over the ship.""understood I'll get the slaves on it." with that Mirais pushes past you but pins one piece of paper onto your chest it reads 'purity within, purity without' guess this is how they work.after that you decide to head up to the bridge and check on the Gellar field, though ours is a unique two fold one if Drauge is to be believed then we should be in good shape. you look at the console and note everything seems to be working, though you are kinda just guessing green means good.... Right?> find Drauge and have him do the upgrade on our gear, we are fighting demons so we should try to get the best gear possible.> to the training room, time to sharpen some skills up for next mission> help Mirasi with the purity seal thing, this shit better work> vox up Mirasi and ask her how a sudden sweep after she is done to check for cultists sounds> head to bed, we deserve a lot more sleep after the last planet> write-in
>>1558456> find Drauge and have him do the upgrade on our gear, we are fighting demons so we should try to get the best gear possible.
you decide that it's time to find Drauge, we need better gear and we have someone who can provide. With that you rush off from the bridge to find Drauge.You find Drauge sitting at a desk with a toaster infront of him "Drauge!" you shout to get his attention and he spins around, you swear if a techpriest could blush he was doing it"Have you ever heard of knocking!""the door was open.""well, do you mind I was having a little personal time.""well I was wondering if you could upgrade a piece of my gear when you are done.""fine fine, what piece of gear, but when I'm done you will leave me alone for a few hours."> guns, we always rely on superior firepower and we are not about to change tactics now> armor, we need to be able to take harder hits, we are just human so better armor should serve us well> make us some more utility items, we may need some extra grenades or food incase something happens that gets us stranded> upgrade ammo, we need different ammo types for different enemies, having just hellfire and normal is not going to cut it with what we are killing> write-in
I'm pausing since it has hit 12am where I am, I will see you at 4 pm tomorrow
>>1558500> guns, we always rely on superior firepower and we are not about to change tactics now"One day you'll explain to me the fixation you tech priests have with toasters"
>>1558500>> armor, we need to be able to take harder hits, we are just human so better armor should serve us well>> make us some more utility items, we may need some extra grenades or food incase something happens that gets us strandedIt's technically a combo because I was gonna ask if we could possibly get some better armour with more support systems within it> write-in"Would you like me to come back later? possibly bring an appliance magazine?
Alright, >>1558672 got it
You take a bit to decide guns would be good but they can only take us so far, ammo is in the same boat, finally you decide on armor with some additional utility items. "alright armor, also mind making a few more utility items for us, we really could have used more meltas on that last planet.""alright.""would you like me to come back later? possibly bring an appliance magazine?"Drauge does a double take "please do not tempt a old techpriest like that, just please come back in a few hours."you leave Drauge alone for now to do whatever techpriest do with toasters, you see several slaves run past you pinning those seals to the walls as they do so. good Mirasi found help.> alright sleep time, Drauge will have our stuff done by tomorrow morning> training room, lets get those skills sharp> Find Mirasi prepare for the sweep> check on that walking exterminatus we have in cryostatis, make sure that thing is secure> write-in
>>1560407> training room, lets get those skills sharpWe don't need to do 4, if it wasn't secured then we would have heard the screams of destruction.Anyways, time for me to sleep
>>1560407> training room, lets get those skills sharpI would say train until we're john Wick but the Polydrug fucked that right up
>>1560407>4Find our old cogboy an appliance magazine
>>1560407> training room, lets get those skills sharp
the annons have spoke, to training. writing
you decide it's time to sharpen your skills, you need to make sure you are in top shape before you face another demon. you turn from Drauge's room and head down the halls, you note the increase of purity seals which is a good thing in your mind.as you enter the training room you find Akkaz and Clink's sparring, Clinks was obviously winning but Akkaz seemed to not give a shit.you decide to ignore them and focus on yourself, now then what to train.> train a single skill, sharpen it to a razor edge (name one skill)> train two skills, sure we wont refine them both as much but better to have some flexibility (name two skills)> train three skills, we need to be as flexible in our strategies as we can therefore jack of all trades is what we want (name 3 skills)> actually lets not train today, we can do it later (leave for now)> write-in(warning, for each additional skill trained the potential max is lowered)
>>1560957>> train two skills, sure we wont refine them both as much but better to have some flexibility (name two skills)Agility and Strength