Last Thread: >>1489962Twitter: @The_RenexiziousDiscord: https://discord.gg/BbzTuraCharacter Sheet(Full!):https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gUCharacter Sheet (Renexizious Only!): https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xgNKMzLUZS9L05DUCxmsvuYs-bGPIRpQsFv5k7oaBBk---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Last time on EDQ, anons got Liz very, very salty indeed.You are also playing as Charlemagne, and you've been doing a bit to fufill your personal agenda while trying to rule...Anyways, it seems the communists got taken care of, and Sweden seems to be prospering again...A few things have transpired sicne the battle however.The irrelivancy of mass charges and melee have become transparent to the officer Corp, and they've decided to revitilize themselves and innovate...Choose an advanced army doctrine.Manpower: 4 Million (1 Million in the army.)Your army costs you about 50$ Million in income per year.Your current income (after army and everything else): 300$ Million per year, roughly.>Mass Infantry. (WW2.) (Your manpower goes up to 7 Million and your conscription laws become much more updated, along with you drafting from closer countries. The cost of your army is also reduced by half. Armor becomes a bit more expensive.)>Blitzkrieg. (WW2) (Your army will become fully mobilized with trucks allowing for much faster movement, and armor cost will be reduced by half. Doubles the cost of your army however, and your men are forced to have lighter Anti-Tank guns and lighter Anti-Air. Armored Tanks cost is reduced by half, and are much more effective.)>Specialist Corps (WW2) (Your army attempts to make your men "elite" rather then "grunts". Triples the cost of the army, but your entire army becomes much more effective but take much longer to train.)
>>1522882Also...>Attempt to learn some doctrines from another race or country... (Each race has a special doctrine!)>Write-in
>>1522882>Blitzkrieg. (WW2) (Your army will become fully mobilized with trucks allowing for much faster movement, and armor cost will be reduced by half. Doubles the cost of your army however, and your men are forced to have lighter Anti-Tank guns and lighter Anti-Air. Armored Tanks cost is reduced by half, and are much more effective.)
>>1522882>Specialist Corps (WW2) (Your army attempts to make your men "elite" rather then "grunts". Triples the cost of the army, but your entire army becomes much more effective but take much longer to train.)
Keep in mind that the Blitzkrieg will discourge you from wanting less mobile and heavier races to participate, but Specialist Corps have a problem with huge armies.
>>1522950Changing to specialist then. Large armies are why biological weapons exist. Also don't forget to update twitter
Specialist it is. Now choose between learning another doctrine or learning Specialist Blitzkrieg. Mass Infantry Specialists is contradictory and not possible.
>>1522987Learn another doctrine
>>1522987Let's look at kobold
God dammit guys. Why did you go for the specialist corps? Manpower is something we have to spare, not money. I could've dealt with blitzkrieg but specialist corps is shit since it can't make full use of the manpower of our empire.You realise this changes our entire military strategy? That all my ideas weren't calibrated for this style of war? This eliminates so many different styles of combat and other tactics we could've used! Model-T tank doctrine, superior firepower and so many other methods are impossible or far harder with a focus on quality.
Keep in mind the kobolds aren't going to say a word about their strategies, which are quite advanced for "Post WW2" tech, going to "Computer Era" shit.So expect Kobold Doctrines to be very effective but also nearly impossible to learn unless you join it as an officer or get the legate mindcontrolled or some shit.Also, keep in mind that Mass Infantry also helps your cities defenses as they get double the garrison. You can still vote for other things by the way anons.
>>1523060Fine, then I vote for spamming tanks
>>1523060What do you mean other things?
>>1523063You can try to revote from Specialist to something else.Also, here's a quick example of what Revenaris is allowed to get.>Crusader Warfare (WW2) (Only allowed if you either take control of the Papacy, or nationalize the remaining Crusader Orders. Charlemagne can do this if he makes the Empire more catholic-favored, or alternatively, try to make a religious order dedicated to warfare. Your infantry automatically pass all will saves in religious warfare, and are typically much more effective from their zeal in it, above average infantry. Though however, fighting other Catholics/religions the holy warriors worship will mean your army will be fucking shit at it. Can be combined with another tactic. Can be upgraded in the future...)>Citizen Soldier (Your average citizen is required to be in the army. Increases manpower to 6 Million, and your citizens are more trained and disciplined in milita's once they retire, and in additionally the price of your army goes down by 1/4th. Slightly more effective general army, but produces quite a bit of discontent. Can be combined with another dcotrine)
>>1523085Can I get more details on>Citizen Soldier (Your average citizen is required to be in the army. Increases manpower to 6 Million, and your citizens are more trained and disciplined in milita's once they retire, and in additionally the price of your army goes down by 1/4th. Slightly more effective general army, but produces quite a bit of discontent. Can be combined with another dcotrine)How long are they soliders for? Two, three, years?
>>1523085I would like put a vote changing specialist to citizen soldier but including specialist jobs like doctors in the mix
>>1523093It's up to you, but the longer they are the more chance they have of dying...Keep in mind you have to mix Citizen Soldier or Crusade Warfare with something else.
>>1523085Oh, and are you going to call an end to WRQ4? Its been 2 days since the last update>>1523102Then citizen blitzkrieg
>>1523096No, these are things you can have in addition to specialist I think. Although Citizen soldier doesn't work well with Specialist thanks to specialist wanting small numbers of troops to work with...Also, I would like to begin a revote to change from Specialist corps to Blitzkrieg.>>1523102So how does it work? Are they automatically conscripted once they reach a certain age for a certain number of years excluding people in certain jobs and shit?
>>1523108>citizen blitzkriegWhat kinda mad max level bullshit are you going for here?
>>1523108I focus on EDQ, and I've been way too busy to WRQ to think about updating it. It might change in a week or two.>>1523110Citizen Soldier just means in order to be considered a full citizen they're encouraged to sign up for the army.>>1523108You can only choose to mix Crusader and Citizen with something else like Crusader Blitzkrieg or something.
Note.Blitzkrieg means soldiers need to be lighter.So no half dragons.
I would argue we should use Blitzkrieg.As to what other thing we could try and get...I don't know can we have a few more generic examples?
>>1523143If we do then we'll have to change our officer corps from half dragons
Keep in mind that Blitzkrieg can go down the path of making very powerful, big, and devestating tanks, along with mobile advances and "sudden" annexations of land which are suddenly fortified positions.That's all anons could in theory grab right now.
>>1523153What is there down the mass infantry route?
>>1523181The ability to mass produce tanks and artillery for cheap, and gain even more manpower, along with some nice defensive bonuses.
to sum it up it seems>Mass infantry:More troops, better garrisons in fortifactions, spam mooks at people, They'll be behind technologically and poorly trained individually and in general low quality>Blitzkrieg: Fast strike force to overwhelm forces, no heavy forces like half dragons and minos, same for weapons as well>Specialist: Elite forces that we can outfit with high grade technology, costs more money
So it seems the best option is specialist mass citizen army
Rolling here in 25 minutes unless anons decide.
>>1523199>Mass infantry:More troops, better garrisons in fortification, spam mooks at people, They'll be behind technologically and poorly trained individually and in general low qualityThey will be behind technologically by comparison to what we could achieve with other choices but will still be better equipped if we put the effort in.>>Blitzkrieg: Fast strike force to overwhelm forces, no heavy forces like half dragons and minos, same for weapons as wellNo heavy weapons or heavy races. Unless we produce specialised vehicles to carry them in both cases.>>Specialist: Elite forces that we can outfit with high grade technology, costs more moneyNo real downsides besides the cost and the difficulties with larger numbers.
>>1523222I'm gonna go with mass infantry.
>>1523208No.Because that would bankrupt your nation just from the cost, and you can only combine Mass Infantry with either Crusader or Citizen Service.
>>1523237not really.We'd bankrupt ourselves unless we had a godly economyWe simply cant afford to keep them teched out and in mass numbers.And they'd have poor training
>>1523265Good equipment doesn't automatically cost more.For example, with moderate investment we could develop laser rifles thanks to the high density batteries and laser enhancing crystals we have.Also, mass infantry doesn't mean badly trained infantry because training is cheap: you are paying them no matter what.
Final roll call.
>>1523299>Mass Infantry. (WW2.) (Your manpower goes up to 7 Million and your conscription laws become much more updated, along with you drafting from closer countries. The cost of your army is also reduced by half. Armor becomes a bit more expensive.)
>>1523270it means they'll be subpar.Basically specialist would be trained for a year.These guys would be 3 months.And those are a rare crystal we have to grow in a contained environment.Simply put.At best we can give the mass infantry average to above average.Specialists we could start going a bit crazy with.It's a quality vs quantity thing.
>>1523301>Basically specialist would be trained for a year.These guys would be 3 months.American basic training for their armed forces is far shorter than a year and they are considered one of the best trained forces on earth these days.>And those are a rare crystal we have to grow in a contained environment.Not really, it will just keep growing if we leave it, the controlled environment is to avoid the world becoming a giant crystal.>At best we can give the mass infantry average to above average.And we can have more than 7 million of them.>Specialists we could start going a bit crazy with.Or we rely on elite squads and a decent common soldier.>It's a quality vs quantity thing.Correct and quantity is better.
I'm passing out anons. Decide by morning please.
>>1523317>To avoid the world becoming a giant crystal.And we kinda should so growing them isn't going to be EZ PZ. It takes care and precisionAnd the year thing is just a comparison I got from OP since I was asking about that.>Elite squads.We don't really have any elite squads. Just personal regiments that aren't that elite.>Quantity is better.That's opinion.
>>1523325>And we kinda should so growing them isn't going to be EZ PZ. It takes care and precisionIt is a simple thing to upscale the production.>And the year thing is just a comparison I got from OP since I was asking about that.Okay just pointing it out.>We don't really have any elite squads. Just personal regiments that aren't that elite.Those regiments are elite and we can make them far better if we bothered to invest in their training, equipment and shit.>That's opinion.In a world where you can lose thousands in a moments notice and without them having a single chance to fight back. I would see quantity as great.
I think we should get a list of the various disciplines of the various races. Because we all seem to be ignoring them and mass infantry is the only main option appealing to me right now
Back because I couldn't sleep.Keep in mind, to even know what a race's discpline is you require a few in the officer corp, and to actually use them you need them as a majority for a while.Anyways, here's a quick history I was thinking about a bit for Germany.1944: Hitler assassinated in Operation Valkyria. Helmuth James Graf von Moltke manages to negotiate an early peace with the Allies. Graf von Moltke sets into motion the foundation of a democratic Germany in the Second Versailies Treaty. As due to the "early peace" with Germany, Germany keeps most of the territory gained in the Second World War, but does lose a bit of land and is reduced greatly in manpower and industry. France is restored, and the territories of the Balkan lost. In a year's time, it is united under Serbia, with Albania and Romania the only other remaining Balkan state. Italy itself has the Pope step into power in a semi-religious coup. Popular demand for a "second" Fuhrer leads to concessions. Germany is made into a elective monarchy by nobility by the Allies. Helmuth James Graf von Moltke feels betrayed by this, along with most of the German people.Helmuth is forced to flee Germany after he was nearly assassinated by the remnants of the Nazi Party.Soviet Russia is pushed back after the Germans consolidate to deal with them under leadership of Wilhelm II. Wilhelm II dies not too long after cementing his position by winning the war against Soviet Russia by capturing Stalingrad and encircles Moscow in a very bloody battle, and manages to luckily capture Stalin in his flight away.His heir, Wolfgang, takes power. He declares annexation of Romania after it's soviet occupation. Not too long after, Austria declares rulership over Hungary after it's brief seperation, and under fear of a combined German-Austrian force, surrenders quickly and becomes a state under Austria, to this day.A year after you come around, and Wolfgang was killed by poison at a mead hall. Germany is in the midst of somewhat severe public unrest and a great feeling of betrayal by the leaders of Germany due to the Second Versailes Treaty. But due to the great manpower, absolutely titanic industry manpower, and innovative nature, is firmly planted in the League of Nations.This is a general history of Germany, which I felt lacking.
>>1523454So what you are saying is that the germans are angry, armed and able for a third world war?Welp, let's make it 3 times in a century...
Some things about the different races in our empire and what military doctrines they'd prefer.Werewolves and Half-Dragons prefer up-front charges.Humans are the most 'tactically flexiable and prefer combined arms.Dwarves and Yuan-Ti prefer defensive styles of combat and bombardment.Minotaurs vary. They can be either for up-front charges or for the more educated, bombardment and combined arms.Elves tend to favor guerrila warfare.Also the Kobolds prefer armored warfare to encircle and destroy the enemy.
>>1523698The kobolds are also obsessed with traps.
>>1523702Yeah, you can probably expect stuff like really good mines and a a lot of them but apperantly they emphasize a type of Blitzkrieg doctrine. I think this is to get more prisoners.Also I'm voting for Mass infantry and citizen soldiers.
>>1523475They are, but lack any unity to do much.Going to be back in a while anons.
Anyways, Mass Infantry wins, and Citizen Service will be an option later.Your officer corp has reformated to have a much better supply line and field further troops on the battlefield.You can also institute a few orders to make your soldiers better...You can institute two orders. You can institute more as your officers get more competent.>Fascist Orders (Focus around highly nationalistic and loyal army. Most options will increase the time it takes to recruit and might decrease manpower due to picky recruitment methods. Allows you to take complete control over the army and customizize it to the max.)>Monarchist Orders (Many of these make certain regiments/elite regiments extremely loyal and very powerful.)>Mass Infantry Orders (Many of these attempt to increase your manpower or increase the loyalty of your men by more harsh means. Can decrease recruitment time further and lead to better defense in some cases.)
>>1523959>Mass Infantry Orders (Many of these attempt to increase your manpower or increase the loyalty of your men by more harsh means. Can decrease recruitment time further and lead to better defense in some cases.)
Mass Infantry Orders.>Penal Regiments. (Sign prisoners up for the army. You gain 2 Million Manpower, but these penal regiments are less effective than usual, and are usually highly disloyal.)>Political Commissars (Your ideology has "political officers" to maintain morale by propoganda on the frontlines and dispense punishment. This increases the discipline and morale, and combat effectiveness of your men, but slightly decreases their loyalty. Can be upgraded to make them more "heroic" or more "terrifying" later. Will also slowly convert your soldiers towards your ideology.)>Laxed Youth Recruitment. (Relaxed restrictions on recruiting the youth. Will hurt manpower slightly in the future if you take too many casaulties.)>Artillery Enforcement (Doubles the rate of production on artillery and makes it even cheaper to field, and makes them even more effective. Halves the time it takes to make artillery. Makes your tanks take twice as long and twice as expensive.)>Citizen At Arms (Your citizens are considered to be ALWAYS part of the military, and given military training. This helps your soldiers gain experience upon recruitment and their quality, along with having a more militant culture, but revolutions and revolutionaries are likely to be well-trained.)>Scraping the Barrel (You'll recruit from even the disabled, elderly and mentally ill. Has quite a few disadvantages, but increases your manpower by 3 Million.)>Service by Requirement. (Conscription can be activated at any time, anywhere, to anyone. This decreases the loyalty of the upper classess since they'll be drafted just as much as the lower classes, but increase your manpower by 1.5 Million.)>Female Regiments. (Institute Female Regiments. Your manpower will increase by 8 Million, but will cause lots of unrest among traditionalists and the female regiments will not be the best in a fight.)>We Have Reserves (Recruitment speed decreased by 50%, meaning your men just need a month and a half. Quality drops further.)>Hold the Line. (Your infantry are doubly more effective at defensive combat and you can now fortify cities to be more resistant against rebellion or invaders.)Only choose two anons.
>>1524031>Hold the Line. (Your infantry are doubly more effective at defensive combat and you can now fortify cities to be more resistant against rebellion or invaders.)>Artillery Enforcement (Doubles the rate of production on artillery and makes it even cheaper to field, and makes them even more effective. Halves the time it takes to make artillery. Makes your tanks take twice as long and twice as expensive.)
Waiting for more votes.
>Hold the Line. (Your infantry are doubly more effective at defensive combat and you can now fortify cities to be more resistant against rebellion or invaders.)>Artillery Enforcement (Doubles the rate of production on artillery and makes it even cheaper to field, and makes them even more effective. Halves the time it takes to make artillery. Makes your tanks take twice as long and twice as expensive.)
Hold the Line and Artillery Enforcement wins.Right now, anons can choose a country to "fortify" next to and assist in an invasion, or they can look into fortifying a city.You have "three" enforcement points. Cities can support up to 3 max in peace time of fortifications, and 6 in wartime of fortifications. Borders can have up to 2 before it's considered to be "aggressive".Actions>Set up fortifcations at Normandy. (0)>Set up fortifications at Paris. (0)>Set up Fortifications up against Greece. (0)>Set up Fortifications against Egypt (0)>Set up Fortifcations against Iran (0)>Set up Fortifications in Stockholm. (0)>Set up Fortifications in Rome (0)>Set up Fortifications in Hansodr (0)>Set up Fortifications in Oslo (0)>Set up Fortifications in Moscow (0)>Write-in
>>1524173Against Iran, in Rome and in Stockholm
Iran, Rome, and Stockholm it is.Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how effective Charlemagne is at planning defenses...+3 for ideas on weak city defenses being able to be set up easily.+2 for defenses for half-dragon soldiers, and other larger races.
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1524240
>rolled a Nat 20 on fortifications
You are now FORTIFYING THIS POSITION.So, choose two trait for Charlemagne anons.>(Fortification Naturalist)Charlemagne turns out to be an absolute natural at the art of defensive fortifications. Every fortification will count as 2. Charlemagne's defenses can also go up to 10, rather than 6 in times of war, and 6 peace fortifications.>Stockholm or Rome have maxed out fortifications, along with being able to be built up to 12 fortifications whenever you want.>(Inspired Fortifier)Charlemagne can construct mega-defense project of Charlemagne's idea is to be built. This will be likely a very, very advanced defensive position, but will be very expensive and time consuming.)>(Defensive Strategist) Attacking from regions with +3 Fortifications grants your troops a bonus in their assault, and defenses are even more effective.>(Glorious Constructer) Regions with defenses have more loyalty from the prestigious constructions that Charlemagne construct.
>>1524270>(Fortification Naturalist)Charlemagne turns out to be an absolute natural at the art of defensive fortifications. Every fortification will count as 2. Charlemagne's defenses can also go up to 10, rather than 6 in times of war, and 6 peace fortifications.>(Glorious Constructer) Regions with defenses have more loyalty from the prestigious constructions that Charlemagne construct.
Anyone else anons?
>>1524288I could agree to this
Fortification Naturalist and Glorious Constructer it is.The fortifications of course are of the highest quality...Now of course, you've also gotten a bit of a crazy idea... Maybe you should propose to Svana?The only drawback is that it might piss off the humans though the Yuan-Ti would certainly love it...Hm.Actions>Marry her.>Don't. It's a terrible idea...>...You erm... You shouldn't marry a snake lady, that's not becoming of you...>Write-in
>>1524407On a Cale of 1-10 how much would Humans be pissed? Also what about Half-Dragons.
>>1524412Half-Dragons would also be pissed.About a 7.
>>1524407>Marry herThey've been together forever.
>>1524615Not for ants version
You of course, decide to say fuck it and marry her.Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how well this goes with Charlemagne.+3 if Charlemagne can find a fancy way to propose?+2 if you can try to compliment the lovely body of Svana?+2 if you can also try to talk to her about how great life with her would be.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1524630
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1524630
>>1524652Place it a piece of bread at a dinner date>inb4 she chokes to deathYour scales are the smoothest things to ever rub against my body?Just think how it would be spending the rest of our lives together! Just you, me, and our children
Rolled 11 (1d20)
Of course, when you propose to Svana, she eagarly hugs you and of course, the two of you make out...Where do anons want Charlemagne to get married at?>A church!>At the vatican? (You'll need to convince the pope... But Svana would be utterly in love!)>A quiet monastary?>Right here, right now!
>>1524680>>At the Vatican? (You'll need to convince the pope... But Svana would be utterly in love!)Why would he say no? Free advertising!
>>1524680Find the nearest holy man and have him marry you both right then and there.
>>1524680>A church!It should at least be a Cathedral that's 500 years old
Vatican it is.However, you have some unfulfilled obligations to do.Such as getting her a ring... Oh, and a best man. Not to mention you erm... You kind of need her parents to agree.What do first?>Get her a ring.>Get her parent's approval...>Attempt to find a best man?>Get married anyways!>Write-in
>>1524838>Get her a ring.Who would be the best man available?
>>1524838>>Get her a ring.>>1524851Claw
>>1524856How about a person besides the autistic Slaaneshi werewolf?
>>1524866Revenaris is kind of out of contact anon.
>>1524868What about Basil or Viktor. Can one of them cut time out of college or politics to be here.
>>1524871Viktor would certainly come. Basil though is a 50/50.
You decide to get her a ring, and decide to find out who's avaliable.Treasury: 30$ MillionChoose one anons.>A small ring. (Free)>A moderate-sized ring. (0.5$ Million.)>A large ring, very impressive... (1$ Million.)>A HUGE ring, worthy of an empress! (1.5$ Million)>Write-in (She'll like custom rings!)
>>1524911>Write-InA ring with a serpentine design.Wrapping around the finger and finishing with a snake holding a gemstone up in it's mouth
You spend about 1.5$ Million on the ring. It's quite expensive, but custom made...You of course, present it to her at dinner time in a piece of bread. She's extremely flattered, and hugs you, and seems very grateful.You call a few people up...Claw seems too nervous to really join, and mentions how he's kind of busy.Basil seems too busy to handle the requirements of a best man, but he'll try to show.Viktor seems a bit awkward and mentions how he'll go.Lacking anyone else, you go with Viktor.Do anons want to try and get her parents approval?>Yes!>No!>Write-in
>>1524923What about a ring that has a serpent and a Draconic figure intertwining and wrapping around the finger in opposite paths but both meeting to hold the gemstone in their mouths.
>>1524959>Yes!I don't remember ever meeting them but okay
You of course, decide to look into meeting her parents...This of course will take a while, but hopefully it'll be worth it...Anyways, choose one thing to do anons.>Try to convert people as Vasura. (Might as well finish this off!)>Try to get Liz to not hate you as Renexizious!
>>1525001>Try to convert people as Vasura. (Might as well finish this off!)
Conversion it is.You are now Vasura, and you are PANICING.Mostly from Ren kind of forgetting about YOU KNOW CONVERTING PEOPLE?!You'd think that guy would at least convert a FEW! Not just ONE guy and forget about it...By Venus, you are ticked off... Normally you'd relax by watching some television or magazines, but right now you actually have to do things. Luckily, this is your speciality! Converting people to a different religion... All that stuff....You need to really find a good place to convert people.Actions>Try to convert the more... Well, a good start would be prostitutes, honestly! Or sexually deprived men, that too.>...Hm. A GREAT start would be among the nobles! They're usually either corrupt, degenerate, or something like that...>...Soldiers. Simple enough, they like women who flirt with them a bit, mostly because they're worried about getting shot or something... They're also so sweet with presents!>Write-in to try and appeal to another class of people.
>>1525069Try to appeal to artists, jewelry makers and musicians.
You snap your fingers! Artists!By far the least valuable members, but also surprisingly enough the most gulliable and impressionable... Yes!You of course, go out to find somesort of art convention...Though you get a bit of an idea...100 people needed for conversion.Actions>...Perhaps you should pursue a bit in making some artwork for this convention... Artwork subtly woven with symbols of Venus... That worked in your Slaaneshi days...>You should just show up, talk to a bunch of artists who are probably living with their parents, and make them interested in talking with you and dialoging and all that sort of thing.>...You know what the BEST way to convert people? Take them to a back room... Show them your daemonette form, and remind them of the power of cha- Venus. Yeah. That should work. Most people on seeing godly creatures convert... (Can be very effective... But be careful about luring the wrong people)>...Take some more extreme methods. Maybe something a bit more... Corrupting, so to speak. (This will corrupt people slowly to worship the Hellenic Gods... These also target a much larger audience, allowing for larger conversions!)>...Maybe you can just try to be normal and try to talk about religious doctrine or whatever and convert people? (Vasura is bad at this. Less morally ambigious though.)>Write-inKeep in mind her "Warp fuckery" options won't corrupt or mutate people, but will corrupt them into worshipping Venus/Roman gods.
>>1525163>...Maybe you can just try to be normal and try to talk about religious doctrine or whatever and convert people? (Vasura is bad at this. Less morally ambigious though.)I know it probably isn't the most effective option but it's the most "good" option.
>>1525163>...Perhaps you should pursue a bit in making some artwork for this convention... Artwork subtly woven with symbols of Venus... That worked in your Slaaneshi days...
Rolling here in 20 minutes I guess.
>>1525358I'll vote making a some artwork for this convention
Alright.Roll me a 1d20+5 for how effective this is.+3 for artwork portraying Venus in a positive light?+1 if it can have slightly lewd undertones.+1 if you can somewhat be angry towards Renexizious...
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1525403
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1525403Some modern takes of that one painting of herIn slightly sexual positions
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1525403
Well, if anons want a higher success, just come up with ways to somewhat be angry towards Renexizious in the paintings.
>>1525659Have one being Venus beating up a dragon while in a seductive pose
8+10=18Of course, your corrupted paintings are... Well, effective you suppose. You get plenty of claps at the meetings, and judging from the look, you've gotten a few converts... At least fourty-five, easily. They'll be thinking for a good long time on the value of Hellenicism...Actions>Look into corrupting more...>Try to get into an actual religious conversation? (Won't be too effective.)>Well... Maybe fourty-five is enough. (It's not.)>Write-in
Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1525403A naked Venus standing ontop of a dragon's neck, carrying two babies.So what all have I missed?
>>1525721>>Look into corrupting more...
>>1525721>Look into corrupting more...
>>1525721Charlemagne has become a master at fortifications which is all that matters right now. Although in the last thread, anons rolled like 3 ones in a row while tumbling Liz which caused her to find the Drow harem in the Kobold village and to hate us. We're currently at a imperial paradise world as a type of vacation. Also we kind of destroyed a city that we were trying to get for Cortez whilst tumbling Liz.>>1525721>Look into corrupting more...
You of course, decide to corrupt further, as is your strong suit.Actions>Attempt to corrupt some people with your true form. Most who even look upon it are very likely to convert... Though you should do it in a back room or something to avoid suspicion.>Try to talk to people and use your shockingly good looks, slightly debauched nature, to charm them into joining your religion.>Write-in>Write-in
>>1525761>Try to talk to people and use your shockingly good looks, slightly debauched nature, to charm them into joining your religion.
>>1525747>Three ones in a row>Liz found drow harem>she's pissed>mfw>>1525761>Try to talk to people and use your shockingly good looks, slightly debauched nature, to charm them into joining your religion.
>>1525761>>Try to talk to people and use your shockingly good looks, slightly debauched nature, to charm them into joining your religion.
Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.+3 if Vasura can think what the most appealing way to look to a clearly desperate artist with her shapeshifting ability. (+1 if she can induce pressure on them during their short conversation...)+2 if Vasura can of course, be extremely seductive...+2 if Vasura can find a way to make her targets interested in the Roman gods...+1 if she can be lewd.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1525808
Rolled 4 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>1525808Find a few guys and give a few dick tickles, telling them that they can draw her. And tell that if they worship the Roman Gods are good at giving rewards for those who worship them and will do whatever they can to help the gods,And for ladies grind against them and tell them that they'll either end up bi or a lesbian if they weren't already because of Vas. And mention Venus accepts all and will give them their idea form of beauty.
>>1525783To give a point of reference for how ad it was; you might recall a scale for how characters feel about Ren. Liz was like 90 or 100 and would always consider us. Now her opinion of us has dropped to 35.
>>1525849Wow, we better start off with giving Liz entire gemstone mines for jewelry and do what she asks in bed.Christ's hand holes and glorious beard and hair.
>>1525874On the plus side Ren can't flirt with new women anymore. Only with the dozen or so other woman who he has affairs with in the past
15+12=27You of course, grab a few unfortunate artists, who look quite desperate and lonely by underneath, and of course get them to eagarly draw you and that sort of thing... If they convert to Venus, of course. And finally, for the ladies you can't help but hint at a good time and mention how great it would be if they just so happened to be hellenic...This of course, corrupts another fourty people into this... Now of course, you just need to get the last few desperate artists and you'll be done for the day.Roll me a 1d20+4 to get the last few.+3 if you can use your shapeshifting ability to appear even more attractive throughout this...+2 if you can be quite lustful towards both genders. (+1 if she can however, shy away from actually doing sex... Renexizious might not be the smartest dragon or capable of long-term thought but you aren't going to embarrass him by sleeping about with others... It just wouldn't be as fun without him.)+2 if she can of course, seductively find a way to shill for Venus.+1 if she can slightly get in a position of domination in the midst of said corrupting.If everything's done, autosuccess.
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1525896
>>1525890And thus ends an era. Oh well, I just want to be sure do one thing.Eat a few hundred out of the trillions of Hindu gods to get max power boosts.
>>1525898Speaking of gods and power, I think you should join the discord. There's a shit ton of redpills about the game there
>>1525896Shapeshift to have bigger tits, give long and sensual licks to man and woman alike, while licking whisper "Worship lady Venus of the Romans, she'll reward you greatly should you spread her worship and the other gods.", make sure they're on their knees.>>1525909Link?
>>1525922https://discord.gg/BbzTuraA bit more and it'll be an autosuccess.I tend to get drunk on the discord and share spoilers and shit, so yeah.
>>1525927Be sure to just tease, only Ren can give the daemonette dragon dickings. And danke. Is this enough for an auto?
>>1525957Eh. Either just come up with a bit more reasoning on why, or just continue to be lustful towards both genders I suppose.
>>1525967Hey, Ren saved her from Slannesh's jizz covered grip. She has a better life involving Venus, it'd be ungrateful to fuck a random person to shill Venus' worship.Speaking introduce said randoms to Vas' tits, face first
You of course, manage to easily get the rest of the corrupted converts...This erm... You have a bit of a strange feeling, actually. You erm... You don't feel stressed, nothing like that. Or tense. It's rather strange, since you started to worship Venus you felt unstable... Now you feel somewhat at ease...Huh.You of course gently pull the man who was in the middle of your tits out, and head home...Interesting...Vasura has upgraded a bit.Choose one anons.>Warp Fuckery. (Vasura can of course, manipulate the warm as a Daemon. She can learn to cast spells, and use the Warp as an illusion. She'll also be able to see through illusions better and detect other demons/warp tainted individuals.)>Demonic Evolution. (Vasura becomes a more powerful daemon. This is a powerful upgrade, but keep in mind, she'll have more effect on people.)>Cult Leader. (Vasura tends to easily inspire loyalty towards her, and finds it easier to be in command of others.)
>>1526035>Warp Fuckery. (Vasura can of course, manipulate the warm as a Daemon. She can learn to cast spells, and use the Warp as an illusion. She'll also be able to see through illusions better and detect other demons/warp tainted individuals.)
>>1526038This, we need more demon detection.
Vasura can now cast spells, and use the warp as an illusion and detecte demons/warp tainted individuals.Roll me a 1d20+4 by the way, anons. This is to see if you can detect anyone chaos related in your court.
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1526065Ren isn't aware that Slaanesh is taking control of Claw does he.
13+4=17The only individual you find is Claw. Who reeks a bit of Slaaneshi taint, but isn't actually worshipping... But is instead quite influenced.Hm. You never really talked to the guy... Not really your type.Actions>Tell the spymistress Frankizka? (Claw will likely get BLAMed.)>...Get your inqusitiorial hat and robes out, you're going to get rid of Slaanesh's influence over him!>...Maybe you should ignore it. He's quite harmless.>Write-in
>>1526080>...Get your inqusitiorial hat and robes out, you're going to get rid of Slaanesh's influence over him!
You of course, decide to help Claw...How are you going to do that?>...You know, you should try to corrupt him AWAY from Slaanesh. Maybe you can do that somehow? That might be good... But how?>...Maybe you should try talking to him... >...Try to get rid of his addictions. Maybe it'll help him?>Write-in
>>1526132>...Maybe you should try talking to him...
You of course, decide to introduce yourself to him!You knock on his door, and put a cheery face on, and as soon as he opens he sees you. He immediately notices what your wearing."Are you um... Who are you?""Oh, I'm Vasura!""...I-I um... Why are you wearing a-""Inquisitorial outfit? Well... I thought it'd be fun.""O-Oh... I um... Hi.""Hi! Can I come in?""I erm... Uh... Right now?""Yeah!""Heh... I um... It's kind of dirty... I erm... Uh..."He seems to be awkwardly stammering."...I um... So... Who are yo- Shit, I um... Have I seen you before?"You try to not giggle. He's really, really bad with talking to girls.Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can indeed talk and gain access to his room for a private conversation.+2 if you can use your inqusitiorial power of being very attractive to gain entrance.+1 if you can try to find a reason to talk to him and go inside?+1 if you can be seductive...If everything is done, autosuccess.
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1526223
Anyone want to do the bonuses?
Continuing here in about 25 minutes anons. Allowing samefagging if you can try to be seductive.
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1526223Use puppy dog eyes.Time for karma of having a cute girl use puppy dog eyes on him
15+5=20You of course, use puppy dog eyes.He is completely unable to respond, and just asks for a moment to clean up.You agree, and after a minute he opens the door for you...It erm... Well, it looks nice. Didn't he hold some guy hostage or something?Also, the room looks postively spotless!"I um... I kind of had to clean up.""Really? What did you clean?""Just some um... I kind of spilt some chips early.""Really? I'd thought there would be more slime or something..."He mutters something."...Liz hates it. She even threw out my friend.""Oh, how sad... Well, thank you for cleaning up... Where do I sit?""I um... Erh... There's a chair you can sit in. It's a bean bag one.""Bean bag?""It's um... I got it imported from the Americans.""Really? What's an American?""It's... A country? Yeah... It's erm... Really free, you know?""Oh, I see... You know, by far my favorite country has to be Italy. Very nice food... Nice looking women... The guys are weak, but that's nice in it's own right.""...I um... You like girls?""Well, yeah.""I-I um... How does a... How does a girl like other girls?""...Oh, well... I find them attractive, so to speak... Are you mortals typically not very... Outgoing?""I um... I never really go outside...""Oh, that's a shame. Lots of things to see...""Y-yeah..."He's quite shy, it seems.Actions>Ask him what he does?>...Try to look into addressing what his hobbies are?>...Have you ever talked to anyone called Slaanesh?>...Use your charm. You might find something that you can use to try and uncorrupt him, and he'll certainly talk easier.>Write-in
>>1526471>Ask him what he does?
"So, what do you do?""I um... Play video games... I um... Paint stuff. You know, like figurines... I also kind of play D&D I guess...""Oh. Do you do anything else?""I mean, there's work, but I don't do it much... It's really boring. A lot of numbers... I have to manage Hansodr... Yeah. It's boring."Actions>Try to make him like working? That could be the problem.>...Maybe you should relax a bit with the... Well, the relaxation?>...Would you say you mess around more then do work?>...Try to use your charm.>Write-in
>>1526542>Try to make him like working? That could be the problem.
>>1526542>>Try to make him like working? That could be the problem.
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can encourage him to work!+2 if you can use your natural charm and be seductive to have his attention!+2 if you can talk to him about the benefits of working hard!+1 if you can be cheerful, and relatively at ease.+1 for ideas to get him to like working.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1526578
Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1526578"If you work hard, then Ren will like you more for trying to help him. Not to mention that people will respect you more for working hard. I know you can do it!"Smile at the autistic fuck. Be cute as shit.
>>1526607You'll have to specify how you'll be cute. Otherwise, it's good.
>>1526634Smiling isn't cute? Shit...Possibly do some sort of little hop on the spot at the last sentence.
16+10=26You of course, give him a nice smile."If you work hard, then Ren will like you more for trying to help him. Not to mention that people will respect you more for working hard, and I know you can do it, Claw!"You of course, give a bit of a hop of enthusiasm, and he kind of chuckles nervously."I mean... I um... I guess I can work a bit more.""How much more?""...A little?"Actions>...You know, girls like me don't like guys who just sit around all day...>Tisk. That's not good enough... Encourage him further!>...A little is good enough!>Write-in
>>1526695>>Tisk. That's not good enough... Encourage him further!
>>1526695>Tisk. That's not good enough... Encourage him further!
You let out a tisk...Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how hard you can get him to work...+3 if you can sassily find a way to notify him that you are a bit displeased.+2 if you can find a rather lustful way to entice him into working harder.Autosucces if everything is done.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1526729
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1526729
16+4=20Of course, you tisk slightly."Real professional... You can't sit around all day, doing nothing. No one likes that. It's boring, not to mention Renexizious is your friend and your taking advantage of him...""I am?""Well, of course! Living in his home, not doing anything...""I um... I didn't really think he'd be off-""Well, I mean, come on. You even probably had sex in his home or something. You need to make it up to him by working and showing your improving!""...I um... I guess that makes sense.""Good! Now, why don't you work on that city?""...Right... I'll um... Sure.""Thanks! I should get going, but thank you for taking that into consideration!"You get up, and give him a hug, and talk to him a bit..."And believe me when I say thanks. Women love this sort of thing, you know...""O-o-oh...""...Guys working hard, sweating... Sensational... Isn't it?" At this point, you whisper it like it's somesort of dirty secret into his ear."I-I-I-""...You DO want to work, right? You don't want to be... Somesort of failure?"N-n-no... I-I can work."You smile, and pat him on the head and leave. He seems very, very confused...Claw's chaos taint has gone down by a bit!Of course, as you leave you consider what else you can do... You know, you've gotten so much done today... Maybe you should take yourself out for a treat. There's probably some good pornography or strip club nearby... All this work and charming people has certainly gotten you in the mood......Though maybe you SHOULD do something before taking a break and relaxing...That's when you suddenly remember something.Wasn't... Wasn't Renexizious invited to somesort of barbecue by the American embassy today?Oh shit, that's right, he fucking was...You going would be... Kind of strange. You've never really eaten food before, just faked it. Not really natural to eat it...Actions>Head to the American embassy for that barbecue. You can help Renexizious with diplomacy, and at the sametime find out what this craze about eating is all about...>...This isn't your problem... But you should probably head to that unniversity... The mage one. You have a feeling you can cast spells now...>...Nah. Take a break and just head to a cabaraet or strip club... (Switch PoV's.)>Write-in for other ideas for Vasura to do while everyone's busy!
>>1526953>>...This isn't your problem... But you should probably head to that university... The mage one. You have a feeling you can cast spells now...
>>1526953>Head to the American embassy for that barbecue. You can help Renexizious with diplomacy, and at the sametime find out what this craze about eating is all about...We need more diplo
Rolling here in 15-20 minutes anons.
Rolled 1 (1d2)Rolling.1=Head to magic.2=Head to diplomacy.
You of course, decide to do magic...Where do anons want her to go?>Illusions.>Pyromancy.>Frostmancy>Summoning.This is all she can currently do.
>>1527043>Summoning.I think she should main illusions and summoning
Summoning it is.You of course go to that summoning class...There's a bit of a problem though... You kind of came in a bit late in the semester... Meaning the professor (who's a dwarf) is a bit suspicious of you.Hm.Actions>Charm him into letting his suspicions go.>...Threaten him until he lets you attend.>...Ignore it and sit. (You can get thrown out!)>Leave.>Write-in
>>1527056>>Charm him into letting his suspicions go.The shit I watch at midnighthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iSmWsO7eyQ
Roll me a 1d20+4 to charm the dwarf anons.+3 if you can use a bit of shapeshifting and boobs to attract the professor.+2 if you can also be seductive...+1 if you can also mention how exciteded you are to take his class...
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1527096
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1527096>Aw you wouldn't say no to a student that wants to learn right? I'm interested in the principles behind a summon as well as the practical applications.
>>1527096Make them Elizabeth sized while he is watchingDo some of them sultry eyesSay thank you and shake his hand vigorously, causing our boobs to shake as well
13+10=23You of course, go into his private room. What your about to do might be a bit embarrassing to others, but you'd rather have no suspicions."Aw, come on... You wouldn't say no to a student taht wants to learn, right? I mean, I'm interested in the principles behind a summon as well as the practical applications... Wow... Is it erm... Is it just me or is it quite hot in here?"You loosen up your buttoned shirt... And let your rack grow. He stares, and of course, is already tempted."I um... I don't know what your staring at good sir... But please, I was hoping you could let me take your class... I'm really interested..." You give him some sad... But sultry, suggestive eyes.He looks at you with a bit of a grin."I erm... I think I can do somethin-""Oh my Venus, really? Thank you so much!"You shake his hand, and your boobs of course shake quite a bit. He's certainly liking you now...You shrink and button back up and of course, decide to find a seat...You pay attention to the Professor's lesson...And holy shit is it boring. You'd have to be a nerd or something to pay attention...The guy next to you seems certainly nerdy enough to help you, but seems quite focused...Roll me a 1d20+4 anons. This is to see how much you learn.+2 if you can try and attempt to be nerdy. This is way too fucking weird. (+1 if she can try to think why she's way smarter then any stupid feathered Tzeentchian bitch any day...)+2 if she can try to find a way to attract the man next to her so he can help her... (+1 if she can be somewhat lewd.)+1 if Vasura can of course, think how she's way smarter then this entire class. She's a daemon, for Venus's sake!+1 if Vasura can try to not think lewd thoughts about what she'll do to get out of here. It's too distracting! Try to find something to keep her engaged!If everything's done, you'll learn the spell.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1527121Steal someone's glasses and wear itRub our hand on his arm and say "I'm so sorry but I have NO idea what to do!"Doubt any of these people can comprehend the warp without growing tentaclesFidget spinner Spin a pencil between our fingers
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1527121
>>1527125>Fidget Spinner>Fidget spinner>the cancer>The literal embodiment of cancerYeah, no. I'm very close to giving you an automatic natural one just for even fucking suggesting that. Also, put more time into your write-in bonus otherwise I'll just do the nat 1 anyways just because fucking fidget bullshit.
>>1527138It was just a joke. Hence the spoiler. The pen thing was serious. I used that trick in high school.Also this is about as much as I can write. I literally have no other ideas to make it longer.
Good night QQM. Sorry for giving everyone cancer
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1527121
Load shitpost!https://youtu.be/oclFOlwIuQsTake aim!Fire!
11+8=19You of course, manage to learn a bit.. How to summon your own familiar, for one.Of course, as you finish taking notes class comes to an end and you go outside to the restroom, intent on summoning a familiar...What do anons want as her familiar?>Something demonic.(Helps Vasura with warp magic.)>...Go with the regular familiars. (Slightly helps normal spellcasting.)>...Maybe you shouldn't even do this.>Write-in
>>1527370>Write-inSome sort of Venus based familiar.Failing that>...Go with the regular familiars. (Slightly helps normal spellcasting.)
>>1527378No real "Venus" familiar, anon.
>>1527387Just>...Go with the regular familiars. (Slightly helps normal spellcasting.)
>>1527370>...Go with the regular familiars. (Slightly helps normal spellcasting.)
>>1527370A floating orb that looks exactly like Venus
You of course decide to go with the normal familiars...It doesn't take you too long to summon a basic familiar...>A crow.>A frog.>A cat.>A snake.>Write-in
>>1527420>An orb>That look like a human goddesswut
>>1527430The planet dude>>1527429Raven
>>1527429Summon a Great tit bird. It's the perfect familiar for Vasura. Maybe even a pair of great tits.
>>1527434Well, that's an idea. Vasura if you want can summon a tit bird. (The species. You aren't summoning a bird with tits.)
You of course, summon a rather charming little bird called a tit.With that, you yawn. That's enough magic for now... You can always go again with Renexizious or something.You are back to being Renexizious!Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if Liz has softened at all yet.+2 if Ren can find more ways to make it up to her?+1 if Ren can try to find a way to present her new high class clothes to her?+1 if Ren can of course, be a bit lustful towards her.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1527465
Anyone else want to roll or do the bonuses?Allowing a samefagging if you can regret the harem or not telling Liz...
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1527515>Why couldn't I just break up the harem when I wasn't even doing anything with them?I feel bad doing the write-ins because I am a terrible writer and I never seem to be able to write enough
Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1527515Make it up to her by holding hands and asking if she wants to go and walk about the town. Then present her new clothes to her, explaining they are the latest in high fashion in the region.Then grab her ass and say we think she'd look great no matter what though...
>>1527522See, I saw this coming. I was even chanting "5% chance, horrifying death" when it happened.Luckily we can re-roll...
So.Do anons want to use Barbaric?>Yes!>No!
>>1527526>Yes!We really can't risk pissing her off further and so long as we are careful in the rest of our actions for today we can avoid risking anything important.
Roll me a 1d20 anons.+3 if you can barbarically compliment and flirt with her.+2 if you can be a bit lustful, or try to find a way to be barbarically loving towards her and try to make her feel better.
Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1527547"Good god the things I do and want to do to you...thank god I know healing magic, eh?"Grab her ass and give her a loving kiss.Dice gods if you are listening, please give me a good roll...
18+5=23You of course, have managed to get her to soften up a bit. She's not secluding herself to the deck at the least... Though she's not really liking your advances too much...Liz seems a bit pleased at the clothes you've got her, and seems to be enjoying the attention your giving her...Of course, when it comes to sleep, both of you are rather uncomofortable. Liz doesn't really have any money or gems to sleep on and she seems quite uncomfortable... She's very used to it, by now, and probably feels a bit naked...Even you find it a bit hard to sleep without having money...Hm.Actions>...Maybe you should try to get Liz more comfortable. If you can do it right, she might apperciate it...>...You know the best way to get her to sleep. Lustfully. of course...>Use pheromones?>...You know what? You should just sleep on the couch...>...Move into cuddling formation with her. (She might dislike this!)>Write-in
>>1527622>...Maybe you should try to get Liz more comfortable. If you can do it right, she might apperciate it...
Roll me a 1d20+3 to attempt to get comfy.+3 if you can try to find comfortable objects that are worth a lot in the room to sleep with.+2 if you can be lustful towards her as the two of you try to find a good position...+1 if you can of course, find a way to go above and beyond.
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1527654
>>1527654Look for any artistic objects: vases and shit. Also the TV assuming there is one.Grab her ass, tits and give her a nice kiss.Give her our Imperial money. Explain to her it's worth.
Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1527688Forgot to roll.
Allowing samefagging if you can be a bit more lustful and find a way to make her more comfortable.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1527709
10+9=19After you dismantle the TV, some vases and paintings, and put them in bed, she sleeps a bit more comfortably... You even manage to get a somewhat lewd position...Anyways... Liz has upgraded a bit naturally.Choose a minor mutation>Stable Mutation.>Upgrade Form.>Upgrade Mutation
>>1527798Here's what you can upgrade anons.>Assets>Fire Breath.>Fire Climate Changer>Upgrade Size (2 points required.)>Three-Headed. (Two points required!)>Choose something else.
>>1527817>Upgrade Size (2 points required.)
Stable it is.Choose one anons.>Engaging Speaker. (Elizabeth finds it easier to provoke intellectual debate, and can keep a conversation going on for a while. She finds it easier to use her Genius trait too, in conversation.)>Diligent. (+1 to National Actions so long as Liz likes you.)>Minor Pheromones. (Liz gets very weak pheromones!)>Very Attractive. (Liz will appear even more attractive! This grants her additional charisma, and she can get away with more things without it costing PR.)>Studious. (Liz's gains an absolute love of books and writing and studying. This increases her intelligence by one, and makes her a bit more nerdy.)
>>1528205>Diligent. (+1 to National Actions so long as Liz likes you.)I read more reason to stop turning "European" dragon quest into "shitskin" dragon quest.
>>1528205>Engaging Speaker. (Elizabeth finds it easier to provoke intellectual debate, and can keep a conversation going on for a while. She finds it easier to use her Genius trait too, in conversation.)
>>1528205>Diligent. (+1 to National Actions so long as Liz likes you.)
>>1528205>>Diligent. (+1 to National Actions so long as Liz likes you.)The Faggot-try of being cured!
Diligent it is.You wake up the next day and reinstall the TVYou have to admit this is really boring, being with Liz. She's not doing anything and you have to do things...God.This is when you notice a brochure in the room...You open it up... It seems be a list of activites. Watersports, Terraball.. Which seems to be just Volleyball... Tug of Cadia... Mechanicus Cookout...Huh.Actions>Maybe do one of these activities with Liz? (Choose one!)>...No, no... You aren't doing that. That's not what she'll like...>...You should try to do something special for her already.>Write-in
>>1528219>Maybe do one of these activities with Liz? (Choose one!)Water sports
>>1528219>>Maybe do one of these activities with Liz? (Choose one!)Terraball.Any excuse to see that jiggle
>>1528219>>Maybe do one of these activities with Liz? (Choose one!)Let Liz choose.
>>1528256this. also.>...You should try to do something special for her already.If there's anyone back home, give them a call, it's time to Organize operation "sound of music." AKA, get daddies ass out of the doghouse.
You decide to do that Terraball thing with her..."Hey, Liz? How does volleyball sound?""...Volleyball? I don't think I'd be that good at it.""Well, it would be fun...""Ren, I don't even have proper clothes for it. Why not something else?"Actions>...Find something else to do.>...Come on Liz, you'd be great!>You always look your finest Liz... You should know that!>Write-in
>>1528309>...Find something else to do.I'm not joking about operation "sound of music"
>>1528318What is it, specifcally?Also, there will be a lot of difficulty calling home. Judging from how your in another dimension.
>>1528309>...Find something else to do.>>1528297>get daddies ass out of the doghouse.?
Also, can anons specify what other sport they want to do with Liz?
>>1528384I'm still going for watersports
Well, due to lack of context, I suppose watersports it is.Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if Liz is interested going with you on this..+2 if you can come up with how much fun watersports tend to be...+1 if you can be a bit disappointed in the lack of volleyball with Liz...
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1528422
17+4=21You manage to convince Liz to come along with you to do watersports...What do anons want to try and do?It seems to be a rather lively day at the beach... A few tents and nobles talk and are gathered...>Swim around a bit with Liz. It'll be quite fun...>Surfing. There's artifical waves, after all. That's quite fun.>...Get in a boat with Liz and have some fun in the middle of the lake.>...There's a bit of the water you can snorkel at with her... It could be fun...>Write-in
>>1528447>Swim around a bit with Liz. It'll be quite fun...
>>1528347remember that family movie that had the rock in it, the one where he had to babysit some of the worst children to exist, and at the end had them singing the sound of music for their mother when she got home? It's that last part with singing, except instead of the sound of music it's going to be a some english nationalist song.
>>1528489Ffs that's a shitload of movies.Anyways, I'll keep that in mind when you go back...Of course, you decide to swim around with Liz...Roll me a 1d20+4 for having a fun time.+3 if you can come up with interesting activities to do with Liz...+2 if you can be a bit lustful while swimming with her...+2 if you can think about how to be romantic?+1 if you can think about if this is going to be a good honeymoon or not...
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1528522
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1528522well sorry but clichés work.put some lotion on her before going in. nobody likes sunburn.
Getting her into a splash fight could be fun. maybe an attempt at tandem swimming whatever that is."To the victor goes their opponents swimwear- It was a Joke sweet holy shit!"Towel her off slowly and thoroughly afterwards.It would be a much better honeymoon if it weren't for the fact you still have about four or five other instances of infidelity you need to tell her about down the line.
Allowing samefagging if you can be lustful towards her.
>>1528566Ahem, Lotion, slow towel dry, swimwear joke. cant be any more subtle with this man. can go full blown R rating and give a mid swim tit massage.
>>1528576Well, roll again if you want to go with the tit massage I guess. If you want to do something else, just think.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1528596eh, they are heavy enough to give her a back ache, and to ache in their own right.
16+12=28You of course offer to apply lotion to her, and she accepts... Which lets you of course, see her well-made human body... It certainly makes you a bit sore underneath, so to speak.You go out and swim with her for quite a while... She enjoys herself, but whenever someone swims up by you she glares at them, teeth bared and clearly aggressive...She seems to like this.+10 to Relations with Liz."So... I'm just wondering... Does your back ache?""...Well, not too much... I've gotten used to it.""Oh... What about your um... Assets? Are they alright?""...Well, they are a bit sore from you gropping them all last night.""Well um... Do you want me to do a message?""...So long as you don't overstep your bounds, Ren."Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can really relax Liz.+3 if you can try to message her lewdly and enjoy it, of course... Though make sure to not go too far.+2 if Ren can compliment Liz's body...+1 if you can try to make her more comfortable and closer to you...If everything's done, her opinion will go up a bit.
Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1528656
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1528656
I just remembered something. There's a ominous cave in Croatia that Liz saw while on her way home from negotiations in Constantinople. It was near a burning and abandoned village that we never got to investigate.
>>1528656Massage her "lower back" especially."Amazing, your body is so well maintained and toned yet it seems quite effortless for you."Hum some sort of British music to remind her of home and comfort her.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1528656
Allowing anons to not trigger Liz if they can somehow be lustful a bit in their massage.Also, sorry about passing out.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1529102Panting, sweating, and maybe just a bit too much cupping.
Just lewdly complimenther and it'll be fine anons.
>>1529201Something about her tits, I am in the middle of a match in overwatch.
>>1529201You still there OP?
>>1529201The light reflecting off of her water soaked breasts makes them look as radiant as the sun
Back again anons.19+11=30You of course, really, really relax her. She feels quite tense all over."...It's amazing. Your body is so well maintained and toned yet it seems effortless for you... Not to mention the light shining off your breasts just make them look as radiant as the sun.""...Thanks, Ren..."She seems to be calming down greatly but still seems a bit tense."...Ren, I don't understand you in the slightest.""What do you mean?'"...It feels like you find everyone but me attractive, unless I'm trying my hardest to show off to you." She says this to you, and gives a bit of a depressed sigh at the end... You don't exactly think Liz is angry anymore, but just very depressed.Actions>That's not true at all Elizabeth! I think your beautiful!>...Liz, I don't really mind it if you show off to me at all, and I do actually like it, but you don't have to...>...I kind of miss it when you were more conservative, to be honest.>...Liz, I just... I have a problem, ok?>Write-in
>>1530002>>That's not true at all Elizabeth! I think your beautiful!>>...Liz, I don't really mind it if you show off to me at all, and I do actually like it, but you don't have to...You are always the most beautiful woman in my life
"Elizabeth, that's not true! I think your beautiful, and listen... I love it when you show off, but you don't have to. You're the most beautiful woman in my life.""If that was true, why do you sleep with other people then?" She says, quite bitter.Actions>...I'm sorry, it's... Listen, it's a problem I have...>...I told you, I won't do it anymore...>..Liz, do you think I'm lying when I tell you, you are the most valuable and beauitful thing I have come across?>...I'm sorry. I'm sorry... I didn't... I didn't really mean for this to happen, and I don't even know how to make it up to you...>Write-in
>>1530038>>...I'm sorry, it's... Listen, it's a problem I have...>>...I told you, I won't do it anymore...>>..Liz, do you think I'm lying when I tell you, you are the most valuable and beauitful thing I have come across?
>>1530038>...I'm sorry, it's... Listen, it's a problem I have...>...I told you, I won't do it anymore...>..Liz, do you think I'm lying when I tell you, you are the most valuable and beauitful thing I have come across?
"Listen, I'm sorry... It's a problem I have and I promised you I won't do it to you... Listen... Do you think I'm lying when I tell you, you are the most valuable and beautiful thing I have ever come across?""...I'd rather you be honest, because I certainly don't feel like that is true."Roll me a 1d20+4 to try and get her to believe you.+3 if you can point out all the beautiful, adorable, cute, and things that just make you like her!+2 if you can talk about why you married her and why your happy you did!+1 if you can mention how your lust also proves it to her!+1 if you can find something cute to do.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1530056
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1530056
Do anons want to do the bonus or just samefag if you can point out all the cute things she does and things that make her attractive?
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1530099Remember that time I walked in on you as a Yuan-ti?I married you as a result of my actions after I was smitten by your beauty, and my life has changed for the better for it!Want proof? Look how many children we have togetherBoop her nose
Anyways, you just need to come up and tell her more about all the things that makes you like her.Otherwise, it's good and I'll let it pass that Liz believes you.
>>1530110The way you brighten up a room when you walk inYou arent afraid to speak your mind You can understand what i go though better than anyone
13+11=24"Liz. I married you as a result of my actions after I was smitten by your beauty, and my life has changed for the better of it! Do you want proof? Look at how many kids we've had!""Ren, one fifth of them roughly aren't even mine.""Liz, we have nearly twenty kids. This isn't even counting the thirty you gave birth to and have yet to hatch.""...That's... God, that's a lot."You boop her on the nose."Yeah, it is. I never even envisioned having more than... Four kids? I mean, when was the last time you heard someone having THIRTY? But Liz... Honestly, you understand me better than anyone, and you aren't afraid to speak your mind to me... You just brighten my whole day up, and you are the most cute and attractive woman I know..."She seems a bit flattered."....I mean... Well...""Liz, I love you. Please, understand that..."She sighs."...It feels like at times you don't, Ren.""I'm sorry.""...I... I hope you are. It'd make me feel better.""Yeah..."You um... This is when you slightly realize your fondling her breasts a bit. You both kind of look down, and she has a bit of a blushed look."...I erm... Are these stress balls or something for you?""I um... Well, yes honestly."She gives a grin."...Well... I mean, I supposed at least I know that your a subconscious fondler.""Yeah, yeah...""...It's um... Surprisingly relaxing.... Do breasts build up stress?""Well, I wouldn't be surprised if they did...""...Well.... It's quite soothing... Thank you for that too.""Yeah, yeah. No problem.""...Ren?""What?""...I think your really genuine.""...What do you mean?""...I honestly don't recall one time you've ever held back from fondling me, or trying to procreate with me... I mean... It's kind of refreshing."
"...Really?'"...Now if you were devoted to me and were a bit less outgoing, I'd considered it absolutely amazing.."You sigh."...But just saying, that it feels very... It feels refreshing to have someone just completely bypass any sense of common... Well, decency, and just be honest and open.""...Oh.""...When you are honest and open, that is. I can't even tell what you like at times.""What do you mean?""...You have a weird habit of changing. You'll always fondle me, kiss me... But some days you'll be ignoring me completely in favor of someone else, or you'll act different..."She sighs."Honestly, I don't even know if you enjoy it when I make you breakfast. I don't recall ever hearing feedback or anything. Do you even eat it?""Of course I do!"She sighs."I... I know, I didn't mean to sound like I was accusing you of something... Of having an affair with the bacon and eggs, maybe, but I just feel like you forget about smaller things once in a while... Did you even want children? I can't tell. Do you like sleeping with me? I can't tell either... It's... Well, I'd like to hear a lot more feedback or something... I just feel a bit neglected... And it feels really honest.""...So you want me to fondle you more often when I like something?""I just... I want you to tell me things and don't hold anything back. I mean.... It's endearing in a sense. I want to believe you and I don't want you to think about how you might have a harem somewhere I don't know about.""I'm sorry..."She sighs."...Honestly, the fascination of males to harems is disappointing... I don't get why you like this and Viktor likes it.""...Wait... Viktor likes it?""I assume he inherited it from you? It scarcely feels like my own kids inhereit anything from me.""...Well... I mean... I didn't know...""That's because the two of you don't even talk except about politics. When was the last time you took him to sports or something?""I um... Never?""Ren, you weren't even there when he was a kid, really.""...I um... Well, now I know. Did he say anyone in specific?"She sighs."...Do you think I ask my kids about their sex life? I have boundaries you know!""Bouncy ones."She gives a bit of a flustered laugh."I'll give you that... I was so petty earlier...""Really?""I didn't want to go to volleyball... Mostly because I didn't want to give you a good look at the royal navy.""And yet swimming works?"She blushes, and seems flustered."I erm... I well... Goddamn it Ren, why didn't I think about that...""Well, there's no need to be petty...""...I'm still pissed at you.""Doesn't seem like it."You go into a sort of hug, and Liz erm... She seems quite shocked."...How the bloody hell did I go from hating you to wanting to give you a hug, make you lunch, and cuddle with you..."
"Maybe because of my good looks?"She sighs, a bit."...Honestly I'm pretty sure we're both crazy and perfect for each other, or I'm just addicted to you.""Probably addicted.""...I still hate you by the way.""Why?""...Both for the affair and for being too damned nice to me..."She hugs you a bit tightly."...I um... I'm somewhat surprised how much a blatant excuse for touching my tits actually relaxed me.""Well, I hope you liked it. I did.""...I did... But... Listen, I'm still angry over the affair even if you might be my husband and far too good at convincing me.""...You don't seem angry.""Ren, I was considereing divorce naught but a few hours ago.""Now?""...Now I'm pretty sure that I'm staying either because of the kids and how terrible it would be having to raise ten dragons by myself... Chances are I'll get ten Renexizia's and my country will go broke or destroyed in a week.""...Oh.""...Also, because I know not remaining with the man I love would be the greatest mistake of my life...""Well, thanks.""...But I still hate you." She adds on, before hugging you.Actions>...I um... I love you too? Give her a hug..>...Do you want me to continue to be honest with you? Just um, curious.>...Would you ever actually divorce me, Liz?>Hug her very, very tightly, and thank Jupiter she's not actually considering leaving you.>...I'm... Liz, I'm terribly sorry about the harem...>Write-in
>>1530275>...Do you want me to continue to be honest with you? Just um, curious.>Hug her very, very tightly, and thank Jupiter she's not actually considering leaving you.I go away for a few hours and you all decide to go down the route of denying Ren's sexual nature to preserve one relationship out of 13 or so. Admittedly of which only 5 or so were worth keeping but still.
>>1530466Fuck you kike, your the reason we get Rome and the Weimar Republic. 1 woman for a reason, it prevents the females from destroying the kingdom.
>>1530575>Fuck you kikeNot all that religious thanks, but I would point out I am from a christian family. >yourShould be either "you are" or "you're".>the reason we get Rome and the Wiemar Republic.I am the reason why we got one of the largest, most densely packed metropolitan areas of the early European and human history? Filled with some of the greatest constructions in the world for literally hundreds of years? Well thank you very much.As to the Wiemar republic, I am responsible for the creation of an intentional dysfunctional government to suppress the Germanic people post-WW 1? By the allies with the hope of preserving peace in Europe? I can't really say if that is a compliment or not... >1 woman for a reason, it prevents the females from destroying the kingdom.And this is magically going to occur the instant we have more than 1 woman? Yet we have manged to have more than 1 for a significant period of time without any side-effects that can't be dealt with logically? Sounds suspiciously like there is a massive gaping hole in your logic.
>>1530591The fall of Rome and the sexual degeneracy of the Weimar republic are both in part a result of sexual liberation taken to an extreme. as Rome became more female dominated and more practiced in 'sexual freedom', It opened it's borders to hoards of foreigners who pillaged the country and made moving around the city streets unsafe.The Weimar Republic resulted in near complete collapse of Germany and lead to control of the country being handed over to a small populous of foreign Jews until the Nazi party took power.also sleeping around doesn't have side effects that can't be dealt with logically, it causes long term issues that you cannot deal with logically at all. the fact of the mater is that your advocating for having continuous affairs while married, for the ruler of an empire, which would be a horrible transgression and already is one, against the queen of that very empire as well as her own. not to mention she has the kingdoms popular support. continued cheating will in fact lead to action being taken against our kingdom from within. and finally, I don't very much like the idea of cheating on what has been one of the most unreasonably loyal wives to ever exist in an original story. all in all, I have to say, fuck you and your bullshit theory of sexual liberty.
>>1530623>The fall of Rome and the sexual degeneracy of the Wiemar republic are both in part a result of sexual liberation taken to an extreme. What amazing bullshit is this? The fall of Rome was caused by repeated invasions from external barbarian states, a lack of funding to pay their largely mercenary / disloyal armies, corruption, infighting and bad leadership. Not sexual liberation by any directly measurable means.As to the Wiemar republic, I'll need a link before I can attempt to refute you on this point since I don't understand what you mean.>as Rome became more female dominated and more practised in 'sexual freedom', It opened it's borders to hoards of foreigners who pillaged the country and made moving around the city streets unsafe.That is horribly inaccurate. The pillaging of the country was a result of external nations / groups attempting to escape from the invasion by the Huns. As that forced the populations of Visgoths and other tribal groups into roman lands. NOT a loosening of the borders, they came by military might not by political agreement.>The Weimar Republic resulted in near complete collapse of Germany and lead to control of the country being handed over to a small populous of foreign Jews until the Nazi party took power.That they did but it did not lead to this transfer of power you seem to believe exists. The power remained with the government they just were shit at using it, busy fixing existing damage and were too politically divided (the goal of the allies when they set the government up) to cause massive change.>also sleeping around doesn't have side effects that can't be dealt with logically, Like I said.>it causes long term issues that you cannot deal with logically at all. This is the opposite of your previous statement. Please remove all logical impossibilities so I can debate you.>the fact of the mater is that your advocating for having continuous affairs while married, for the ruler of an empire, which would be a horrible transgression and already is one, against the queen of that very empire as well as her own. An affair is whenever your partner isn't aware it is happening. She was aware.>not to mention she has the kingdoms popular support. True but we've never ruled by popular support.>continued cheating will in fact lead to action being taken against our kingdom from within. By whom? The communists? We've killed them. The Christians? Potentially but we are a saint and ex-pope, they won't attack us. The conservatives? Potentially but even they aren't strong enough to defeat us. Our military? Our officers are immensely loyal along with many of our ground troops.>I don't very much like the idea of cheating on what has been one of the most unreasonably loyal wives to ever exist in an original story.Cheating implies that all involved were not aware of this occurring. She was.>I have to say, fuck you and your bullshit theory of sexual liberty.When have I implied such a theory?
"The western Empire spoke Latin and was Roman Catholic. The eastern Empire spoke Greek and worshipped under the Eastern Orthodox branch of the Christian church. Over time, the east thrived, while the west declined. In fact, after the western part of the Roman Empire fell, the eastern half continued to exist as the Byzantine Empire for hundreds of years. Therefore, the "fall of Rome" really refers only to the fall of the western half of the Empire.Other fundamental problems contributed to the fall. In the economically ailing west, a decrease in agricultural production led to higher food prices. The western half of the empire had a large trade deficit with the eastern half. The west purchased luxury goods from the east but had nothing to offer in exchange. To make up for the lack of money, the government began producing more coins with less silver content. This led to inflation. Finally, piracy and attacks from Germanic tribes disrupted the flow of trade, especially in the west.There were political and military difficulties, as well. It didn't help matters that political amateurs were in control of Rome in the years leading up to its fall. Army generals dominated the emperorship, and corruption was rampant. Over time, the military was transformed into a mercenary army with no real loyalty to Rome. As money grew tight, the government hired the cheaper and less reliable Germanic soldiers to fight in Roman armies. By the end, these armies were defending Rome against their fellow Germanic tribesmen. Under these circumstances, the sack of Rome came as no surprise.Wave after wave of Germanic barbarian tribes swept through the Roman Empire. Groups such as the Visigoths, Vandals, Angles, Saxons, Franks, Ostrogoths, and Lombards took turns ravaging the Empire, eventually carving out areas in which to settle down. The Angles and Saxons populated the British Isles, and the Franks ended up in France."From http://www.ushistory.org/civ/6f.asp
"The reasons for the fall of the empire include military overreach, invasion by emboldened tribes of Huns and Visigoths from northern and central Europe, inflation, corruption and political incompetence.While historians have examined dozens of reasons for the decline of the greatest empire the world had ever seen, homosexuality is not one of them."No historian is going to argue that debauchery brought about the end of the empire," said Philip Matyszak, a historian and author with a doctorate in Roman history from Oxford University.At the end of the imperial period, Carthage was one of the great Christian centres of the empire, so it seems odd to claim that it was spreading debauchery. The empire as a whole was becoming ever more Christian. Economic collapse and the arrival of the barbarian hordes had a lot more to do with the end of Roman rule.In 'The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire', Edward Gibbon blamed the adoption of Christianity as the official religion and a decline in civic virtue as the reason for the collapse. The huge cost of maintaining bridges, roads and aqueducts over such a vast territory has also been identified as a contributing factor, as has the expense of maintaining enough legions to subdue and police the empire. Increases in taxation were also highly unpopular, while increased trade with India and China, through the Silk Route, may have caused a crippling trade imbalance.The rising cost of ever more spectacular gladiatorial games, borne by Roman emperors and therefore the state, has also been posited as a theory for the decline. The once invincible Roman army was weakened by factional fighting and its ranks were diluted by the introduction of large numbers of Germanic tribesmen, other historians have suggested. Environmental factors may also have played a role, including deforestation, overgrazing and, in North Africa, salinisation of the soil."From http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/8438599/What-led-to-the-fall-of-the-Roman-Empire.html
"The fall of Ancient Rome started from about AD 190. The Roman Empire was attacked by tribes such as the Goths and the Vandals. Civil wars in parts of the empire further weakened the rule of Rome and respect for Roman law dwindled as a result.Why was the empire attacked by fierce tribes people? Tribes such as the Goths wanted to move south into parts of Europe that experienced a better climate that would assist their farming. This could only bring them into conflict with the Romans. At about AD 190, Rome also experienced a succession of poor emperors who simply were not capable of doing the job.The Roman Army was spread throughout Western Europe. Each part of the army had its own idea as to who should be emperor. When one part of the army succeeded in putting its own man into the position of emperor, another part of the army would fight to put its own man in power. Between AD 211 and AD 284, there were twenty-three ‘soldier-emperors’ – and twenty of these men were killed by rivals! Clearly law and order and respect for that, within Rome itself was at fault.However, Diocletian faced more than just administrative problems. More and more military defences had to be built across the whole empire. This cost money that Rome did not have. To pay for these, taxes were increased and extra coins were minted. This lead to inflation causing prices to rise. Therefore, the people of Rome were less than favourable towards those who led them.With threats from tribes in northern Europe, financial problems in Rome itself and a civilian population becoming more and more discontented, Rome could ill afford further major issues.In AD 307, Constantine became emperor. He ruled from AD 307 to AD 337. Constantine was Rome’s first Christian emperor and he is considered to have been a strong ruler.He believed that Rome as a city was too far away from vital areas of the empire to be of value from a governmental level. Constantine, therefore, moved the capital of the empire to a new city – Constantinople. This was a new city that was built on the old city of Byzantium. Whatever the motives were, Constantine’s decision was a poor one. Constantinople was much further east than Rome and firmly in the eastern empire. This left the western empire very vulnerable – though the eastern empire was hardly free from attacks.The Ostrogoths attacked the western empire via the eastern empire. The Huns, a fierce tribe from Asia, attacked the western empire. The Franks, Visigoths,and Burgundians all made large inroads into the western empire."
>>1530656IMPORTANT BIT"The glory days of the Roman Army had passed and the Romans were forced into making deals with the tribes. The Vandals and Visigoths were allowed to live in the Roman Empire as long as they gave a promise to protect the empire from the Huns.However, in AD 398, the leader of the Visigoths, Alaric, realised that the Roman Army was so thinly spread, that Rome itself was for the taking. Alaric moved cautiously south but in AD 410 he captured the city of Rome. The city was sacked. Roman held territory in Spain, France, northern Africa and England all fell to the various tribes that attacked them."They were let in to act as guards and betrayed the Romans, NOT BECAUSE OF FUCKING SEXUAL LIBERTY YA TWAT.Both parts are from http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/ancient-rome/the-fall-of-ancient-rome/
"This process created the successor kingdoms. Stage one consisted of immigration onto Roman soil, followed by a second stage of aggressive expansion of the territory under the migrants' control. All of it was carried forward at the point of the sword.The central Roman state collapsed because the migrants forcibly stripped it of the tax base which it had used to fund its armies, not because of long-term 'organic' transformations."From http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ancient/romans/fallofrome_article_01.shtmlAs those Visgoths moved in and took over shit, for many reasons as I have shown by these passages, they eliminated the tax base of the Romans and further weakened them.
>>1530275>...Do you want me to continue to be honest with you? Just um, curious.>>1530466Liz is best girl. All others are meaningless in the end.
Lightning round!http://www.history.com/news/history-lists/8-reasons-why-rome-fellhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PszVWZNWVAhttp://rome.mrdonn.org/fall.htmlhttps://www.warhistoryonline.com/ancient-history/4-reasons-rome-fell-ever-fall.htmlhttps://www.thoughtco.com/economic-reasons-for-fall-of-rome-118357http://www.tribunesandtriumphs.org/roman-empire/causes-for-the-fall-of-the-roman-empire.htmhttps://yesterday.uktv.co.uk/history/classic-history/romans/article/fall-roman-empire/http://www.eyewitnesstohistory.com/fallofrome.htmhttp://www.roman-empire.net/diverse/faq.htmlhttps://www.usu.edu/markdamen/1320Hist&Civ/chapters/08ROMFAL.htm>>1530665Like hell she is. Chrysoula is nicer and harder working and now she has wounds. Which if anime has taught me anything is essentially proof of them being the purest thing ever.
>>1530653> The west purchased luxury goods from the east but had nothing to offer in exchange.> political amateurs were in control of Rome in the years leading up to its fall.>corruption was rampant.>As money grew tight, the government hired the cheaper and less reliable Germanic soldiers to fight in Roman armies. By the end, these armies were defending Rome against their fellow Germanic tribesmen. Under these circumstances, the sack of Rome came as no surprise.>"The reasons for the fall of the empire include. . . . inflation, corruption and political incompetence.>arrival of the barbarian hordesincreased trade with India and China, through the Silk Route, may have caused a crippling trade imbalance.http://people.uncw.edu/kozloffm/glubb.pdffinancial mismanagement, sexual degeneracy, political incompetence, military ineptitude, and trusting outsiders all play a part. you don't just get to push one end of the problem off to the wayside because you don't like it.and finally, what does any of this have to do with the problem of fucking so many other women that Elizabeth finally says fuck it and takes the empire as collateral damage over the course of her revenge. secondly, we shouldn't have even met Chrysoula, or even that vampire. Give me one good reason why we should keep fucking anything that moves.
>>1530671Chrysoula is meh. Also where the hell are you getting all these sources about the fall of Rome? Do you just keep them on hand in case of a debate or something?
Are you fucking kidding me? Did you even read>>1530654?"No historian is going to argue that debauchery brought about the end of the empire," said Philip Matyszak, a historian and author with a doctorate in Roman history from Oxford University.You are literally arguing a point no historian is apparently going to argue. You and your link which, trust me, I've seen before and still find illogical. It presumes patterns exist in history without any way of proving they do or do not. I won't bother arguing about that link because I struggle to read it in that format and lack the energy in my body. Blame a late night of partying and an hour of sleep.>what does any of this have to do with the problem of fucking so many other women that Elizabeth finally says fuck it and takes the empire as collateral damage over the course of her revenge. I would point out Liz has little power over our empire, at least compared to Ren, and anything she could do we could reverse quite quickly ignoring her burning down a city. But that would be out of character and far from realistic for her.>secondly, we shouldn't have even met Chrysoula, or even that vampire. Are you shitting me? We met Chryousla because Flames wanted a wife and because we wanted to get the Greeks as a ally. As to the vampire? She is useful as fuck I will have you know, seeing as she is stopping us having to deal with demon cults as frequently as we might otherwise.>Give me one good reason why we should keep fucking anything that moves.It gets / got us mutations, improves our relations with other characters, got us out of being raped by drow guards and their pets spiders and various other such events. Including allowing us to charm a wizard of an adventuring party trying to kill our mother. It also secured our alliance with Greece and many other things. Not to mention it stopped Vasura from eliminating us like she was meant to.Oh dear, look at that. I had more than one.>>1530675Two minutes on the internet and a quick read over to make sure it isn't bullshit. If I was actually trying to debate I would be getting statistics: numbers, graphs and so on.Also Chrysoula is the cutest little mino on earth and so shy it hurts in a good way.
>>1530684She's a glorified body pillow.and you would actually attack her cities and start a war, jesus fucking Christ. secondly, mutations and short term solutions to threats to ourselves are NOT REASONS TO RUIN A MARIAGE. I honestly think you're just trying to satisfy 'muh dick' at the expense of everything built.
>>1530684>Also Chrysoula is the cutest little mino on earth This literally doesn't make any sense.>so shy it hurts in a good way.Pic related
>>1530691>She's a glorified body pillow.And I should care about your opinion because?>you would actually attack her cities and start a warJesus your reading comprehension is a thing to see. I said that we can fix anything SHE MIGHT DO TO /OUR/ EMPIRE /EXCEPT/ IF SHE BURNS DOWN A CITY. WHICH WOULD BE OUT OF CHARACTER FOR HER NOT THAT WE WOULD ATTACK HER SHIT YOU ILLITERATE FUCKWIT.>mutations and short term solutions to threats to ourselvesI think you are underestimating the value of mutations and just how many times seduction has saved our ass. Also, it has worked as a long term solution on multiple occasions.>are NOT REASONS TO RUIN A MARRIAGE. Depends on your point of view. Seriously though, we've not ruined a marriage because trust me, we would be done already. She'll come round again given time. It's something I would prefer to discuss when I don't feel like I might pass out in a few seconds so if we could come back to this another time, that'd be great.>I honestly think you're just trying to satisfy 'muh dick' at the expense of everything built.Mate I am completely in control of my self in that regard. Romantically is where I fuck up.>>1530692Hey, don't blame me I can't handle cute shit without dying inside from happiness.
>>1530696She is a glorified body pillow, in almost a literal sense.
>>1530701Again, your opinion, I don't care about.
>>1530702I mean really, she doesn't do nearly a thing besides play blacksmith, cuddle, and do girl shit with Liz and the vampire. Body. pillow.
>>1530705She has a job which she got so she could buy us gifts and because she felt like she was a burden on us.She also spends her time taking care of our money to some degree, or do you not remember that event a few threads back?This is before mentioning that she cleans up after our wives when they break things: making new, better, banisters for our home and such.How about the fact we have also brought her on adventures? Where she performed well for someone without any military experience?Another thing. She does not "play blacksmith". She has produced a chain necklace for us, a set of armour for her self and various other metal objects.Plus she does athletic things too, going on runs and shit with us or lifting weights. In fact she is a major reason why or primary home has a large gym.I swear there was more but I would need to reread the archives to be certain.
>>1530706She almost killed on our first adventure in Lustria and broke a priceless necklace that had enchantments to protect the wearer from harm.
>>1530709We are the one who decided getting punched in the face by the huge muscly Minotaur was a good way to test out the necklace. Which it was.You can't blame her for our decisions. Especially since I am certain she didn't want to.
Jesus fuck, you guys
>>1530756Care to expand on that?
>>1530762A little more please...
>>1530764Thats a lot of effort for an argument
>>1530766You should've seen the time I defended the Soviet union. 3 hours of labour and back and forth arguments.To think it all started over me wanting to have a defined national anthem...
>>1530769I am just glad we aren't a man slut anymore
>>1530773We never were. We were a James bond style connoisseur of women of all races.
>>1530777That's a man slut
>>1530777We were also a rapist that went for any piece of meat that was held in front of us. At least James Bond had class
>>1530779Not really. That'd be if we did it for a drink or something. Also the word is stud, especially considering the number of children we have.>>1530781It's not rape if they are willing. I mean the only account I can even think of was that one time with the wizard cultist girl one. Also we have class. We just rarely get a chance to exercise it and we rely on barbaric to re-roll shit.
>>1530785We also raped a random elf woman who gave birth to a son and is extremely depressed as a result.
>>1530787That was the result of a barbaric rampage and a one off thing. Literally I think even OP declared that shit won't happen again.
>>1530275>...I um... I love you too? Give her a hug..What is all this autism I just read through.
>>1530905Someone with a flawed understanding of the nature of the Wiemar republic and the fall of Rome pissed me off.Also they insulted best girl and shit.
>>1530912Ah you mean frankizka?
>>1530905(Cancerous) opinions and conjecture
>>1530905rabid autistic screeching because sick of all the man whoring.
>>1530918Close enough.>>1530924Which side was cancer?>>1530942Lovely to see you can admit your own illogical behaviour. I can admit my position isn't some perfect moral paragon and thus may be difficult accept or respect but on the other hand, Ren isn't a perfect moral paragon and we had a working system not too long ago for this shit.
>>1530942What I can sum up from this is>Waifu faggotryvs>Anti waifu faggotryI think I'll just sit back and watch and just try to not do autistic thingsAlso something about rome being taking down solely by degeneracy which sounds like tism
>>1530952Yeah, he said that sexual degeneracy caused the fall of Rome and the Wiemar republic and then blamed me for both of those.I then proceeded to show how this is bullshit with probably enough links for an actual historical or scientific paper.
Holy fuck anons.Let's just all agree that Liz, Chrysoula, and Frankizka are the best waifus so far, and that you don't want to lose them.I'd also like to point out that Chrysoula compared to Frankizka or Elizabeth isn't as well educated (though she is more in other ways, since she was trying to become strategian and also has some minor education in other things from being taught at home.) and that she's not going to be able to catch all the daemons/help your economy directly/shit like that. At most, she'd be able to help you understand Greek tactics and strategy, and that's close to being it unless anons wanted to fuck around with mutagens or whatever. She's not going to be as "politically" useful as Frankizka or Elizabeth, unless anons wanted to kill her father so she'd become an Archon.Anyways... Final roll call for what anons want to do since I've lost track of everything through the autism. (And I might even study a bit more of Rome a bit with all the links.)
>...I um... I love you too? Give her a hug..>...I'm... Liz, I'm terribly sorry about the harem...>...Do you want me to continue to be honest with you? Just um, curious.just remember, there's a reason marriage and monogamy exist.
>>1530966>Let's just all agree that Liz, Chrysoula, and Frankizka are the best waifus so far, and that you don't want to lose them.I can agree to that problem is everyone else seemingly thinks Ren is some sort of devout catholic and should only have one wife, only think of one women and shit.> She's not going to be as "politically" useful as Frankizka or Elizabeth, unless anons wanted to kill her father so she'd become an Archon.She is a very useful political tool if you know how to use her. Seeing as she can get us the support of Minotaur at a moments notice should we need it.>Anyways... Final roll call for what anons want to do since I've lost track of everything through the autism. (And I might even study a bit more of Rome a bit with all the links.)Good to know all of my linking won't go to waste OP.>...Do you want me to continue to be honest with you? Just um, curious.>Hug her very, very tightly, and thank Jupiter she's not actually considering leaving you.
>>1530951More so the one that goes around insulting people about stuff like your vs you're and go around acting unreasonably smug. Cancer like that really brought down Rome. I've come to bear the rhetoric of Anti/OPdindu.>>1530966 Doesn't Greece have huge bias against Minotaurs. Also I wouldn't expect them to exactly be the equalitarian when it comes to stuff like government.
>>1530974let me just state my position bluntly. A KING! WITH MORE THAN ONE WIFE! IS A BAD IDEA! FOR ALL INVOLVED!
>>1530974I am okay with having multiple wives. I am not okay with fucking any attractive woman in sight.
>>1530981That makes sense.>>1530976Sounds like strawmaning
>>1530976Yeah. You'd have a lot of political opposition but you can do it.>>1530974I'm probably a bit biased myself.If anons did get rid of Chrysoula and Frankizka, that's two of the most interacted with characters, gone, and then super-high salt levels will occur with anons.That won't prevent me from killing them off though."Hey... I um... I love you too. I'm just... I'm... Can I hug you?""...Oh, well... Sure."You hug Liz."...I'm just sorry about the harem, ok? And um... Do you want me to continue to be honest with you?""...Honest about what?"Actions>...Well... Continue to be honest about your affections. Fondle further.>...Why don't you be honest and try to escalate to tumbling a bit?>...Tell her about the other women she might not know about... (...Probably good in the long term, probably not in the short term.)>...Can I just be honest about your cooking? Please?>...I just want to be honest and tell you how much you mean to me.>Write-in
>>1530983See >>1530591>>your>Should be either "you are" or "you're".I also think I saw something in the wall of text like "do you even have any reading comprehension skills?". This type of tone is just cancerous.>>1530992>...Well... Continue to be honest about your affections.
>>1530992>...Tell her about the other women she might not know about... (...Probably good in the long term, probably not in the short term.)We can tank the short term, we won't last in the long, and as far as I know Liz isn't the type to do something self harming. lets put this fucking "James Bond" nonsense to rest.
>>1530971>just remember, there's a reason marriage and monogamy exist.Marriage exists because of the need to assure that your children are your children and to simplify inheritance laws. We have a defined heir to the throne so that isn't a problem and Liz is too loyal to cheat on us so long as we love her enough.As to monogamy, that mostly comes from a religious outlook that was popularised by christian / jewish institutions and people. Along with it granting greater societal stability and genetic diversity by ensuring all people have a good chance of reproducing.>>1530976I'd point out he insulted me first. My first post>>1530466His first post>>1530575As to the your vs you're thing, that was just because I was pissed off with how he was acting and wanted to antagonise him. I'm human and I thus do dumb shit because it makes me feel better, so what?As to acting smug? I am by my measures victorious. I presented logical evidence by independent sources which agree with my point, from multiple nations, groups and even eras. All agreeing with my outlook on the issue.Also cancer like that didn't bring down Rome by any measure. We just had a 20 link and 6 quotation debate about it including a quotation from an historian with a doctorate from oxford in Roman history stating that it wasn't debauchery / degeneracy that caused the fall of Rome. Specifically>>1530654 at the second paragraph.>>1530980Let me state my position bluntly:A KING WITH MORE THAN ONE WIFE IS A FINE IDEA, ASSUMING THEY CAN MANAGE IT AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IS FINE WITH IT!Since you used caps.>>1530981I admit it got overboard at times and I did try and reel it in back when it was more common but this is too sharp a change in Ren's character to seem realistic to me. Let alone something I can just allow.>>1530992>...Can I just be honest about your cooking? Please?>...I just want to be honest and tell you how much you mean to me.>>1530998We are on the internet. You can read your messages over and over checking for spelling mistakes and other such errors and fix them without anyone knowing. There is little excuse for failing to do so except being rushed or tired. Thus I, in my tired and angry state, decided against my better judgement which is usually to be quiet since the message was still understandable and instead to point it out to him. As I was infuriated by the tone he was taking with me.Considering how badly he misread what I wrote at the time, it was entirely appropriate. I stated that Liz couldn't do any sorts of damage we couldn't fix EXCEPT burning down a city. Which would be out of character for her. He took this for some reason as me saying that I would burn down her cities. Somehow.I can provide links if you don't believe me.
"Listen, can I just be honest about your cooking, and my affections? Not to mention... I really want to tell you how much you mean to me."Roll me a 1d20+4 to improve Relations with Elizabeth.+2 if you can talk about how amazing her cooking can be.+2 if you can talk to her about how much in love you are with her, and what she means to you.+2 if you can be lustful, lewd, and honest about it.+2 if anons can go on for an entire paragraph of this.If everything's done, it'll be an autosuccess and Liz will love you for it, granting an additional +10 opinion.
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1531018
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1531007>A KING WITH MORE THAN ONE WIFE IS A FINE IDEA, ASSUMING THEY CAN MANAGE IT AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IS FINE WITH IT!But they're not fine with it. Liz has terminal Jealousy, Frankizka is very sore about having to share with Liz specifically, and the one person who's fine with it happens to be the one who doesn't have her hands inside of the kingdom. >>1531018rolling
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1531018
Do anons want to do the bonuses to make Liz more happy?
>>1531018>>1531064"Your cooking is...great, fantastic, amazing, delicious, godly, perfect, groundbreaking and so much more. Yet it's more than actual food itself for me.Do you know how fucked up most of my days are? How much shit I deal with? How often I break some new record or cross some new line? A regular breakfast from my loving wife is pretty much the only 'normal' thing in my day sometimes, hell most of the time if I am entirely honest. In fact I remarked about this to someone back in the palace awhile back.I love you and I have done so much to show you this and I'd hope you can remember all of that: a portion of France, a poem, a secret garden, so many children even past what I thought logical, mediating between you and Spain over colonies and that large loan recently. Simple things for me to do yet they mean so much to you and it makes me happy to see you smile as if I have done the impossible.">>1531031That is specifically because one is essentially French and the other a hyper-nationalist Brit. They physically can't get on even if they weren't in this situation.
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>>1531072we must ad that they vent how crazy there lives are just talk about everything
"Your cooking is...great, fantastic, amazing, delicious, godly, perfect, groundbreaking and so much more. Yet it's more than actual food itself for me.Do you know how fucked up most of my days are? How much shit I deal with? How often I break some new record or cross some new line? A regular breakfast from my loving wife is pretty much the only 'normal' thing in my day sometimes, hell most of the time if I am entirely honest. In fact I remarked about this to someone back in the palace awhile back.I love you and I have done so much to show you this and I'd hope you can remember all of that: a portion of France, a poem, a secret garden, so many children even past what I thought logical, mediating between you and Spain over colonies and that large loan recently. Simple things for me to do yet they mean so much to you and it makes me happy to see you smile as if I have done the impossible."She smiles, blushing."I... I thank you for the compliment, Ren. I didn't think food was that normal for you.""Well, it... It really is something and it gives a great sense of stability in my life."She smiles slightly shyly towards you."...You know, you could always have tea with me in the afternoon if you wanted a more stable day.""...Really?""I mean, well... I'd enjoy spending it with you.""I might just consider that.""Right... Though judging from the kids we'd probably get five minutes before we'd have to do work.""...Yeah...""...Why did we decide having more kids was a good idea?" She sighs, and with a bit of a smile.Actions>To be fair, it was your idea.>...Liz, you love them. Don't even try to hide that from me.>...Eeeh... I blame myself for this.>...Did you want more? Just thinking.>...I think it was some strange mix of you wanting to be the best wife and mother ever, and me just wanting to have sex.>Write-in for other explanations.
>>1531144>...Liz, you love them. Don't even try to hide that from me.
>>1531144>Write-in for other explanations."Because I kept on putting off my research into self-controlled infertility mutagens but still wanted to tumble you hard. Also because you wanted kids, went though that strange period of being...motherly and to be frank it worked out pretty well.Let's face it, they make our lives interesting and keep us on our toes."
>>1531144>...I think it was some strange mix of you wanting to be the best wife and mother ever, and me just wanting to have sex.
"...Wait, we decided?"She laughs a bit."I suppose we didn't...""Well, Liz... Don't even try to hide from me that you don't love having more, and I bet because I kept on putting off my research into self-controlled infertility mutagens but still wanted to tumble you hard. Also because you wanted kids, went though that strange period of being...motherly and to be frank it worked out pretty well. Let's face it, they make our lives interesting and keep us on our toes.""...I'd rather you not do any fertility mutations, please, but I do agree they make life... Interesting." "Certainly.""...Well... By the way, can you fondle me not as hard?""Oh, sorry, sorry.."You soften up a bit."...That doesn't mean stop, you know. It's relaxing, by God...""Really?""...You won't believe how much they weigh. Really.""...How much?'"...Enough that I could open a can of soup with them by crushing it.""...Huh.""...Don't ask why I tested. They get sore often, you know.""Ah...""Anyways... You know, I somewhat miss the lair.""Really?""...Well, yes... We certainly had a lot more slaves and money to sleep on...""You can get through a few days without slaves and money.""...Who else is going to feed me grapes while I watch TV or read, and fan me?""Wait, they do that?""...Well, if you ask nicely, yes.""Huh.""...Honestly, how the bloody hell did I end up loving having slaves?""...Well...""I blame you.""You don't like it?""...Well, I certainly do love having some, it's just that I'm trying to remember how you got me to like it."Actions>...Well, I think you were quite sensitive to it at first.>...And now look at you, attacking small tribes and enslaving them... I couldn't be more proud.>...I'm stealing that idea, about the grapes, relaxing, and fanning. Just saying.>Well, it's great that you love having slaves Liz.>Write-in
>>1531203>...Well, I think you were quite sensitive to it at first.>Well, it's great that you love having slaves Liz.
>>1531203>Write-inWhen you figure that out let me know, kinda curious how I didn't come up with having them do all that myself. I don't even know when or why I started taking slaves, just works out well I guess.
>>1531203>Write-inWhen you figure that out let me know, kinda curious how I didn't come up with having them do all that myself. I don't even know when or why I started taking slaves, just works out well I guess could be intincts or in my genes then i inherited it from my motherwrite inthey are more like unpaid workers i think? we should really improve there homes and living standars and are the children of a slave born free? if not i am going to make it so!
>>1531203>...Well, I think you were quite sensitive to it at first.>...And now look at you, attacking small tribes and enslaving them... I couldn't be more proud.>...I'm stealing that idea, about the grapes, relaxing, and fanning. Just saying.>Well, it's great that you love having slaves Liz.
"When you figure that out, let me know. It's somewhat curious how I didn't come up with having them do all that myself. I don't even know when or why I started taking slaves, it just works out well I guess. But I think you were quite sensitive towards it at first, and now look.. You're enslaving small tribes. I couldn't be more proud... And also, I'm stealing that idea about grapes, relaxing, and fanning... But really, it's so great you love having slaves Liz.""You too..."You of course, go in for a kiss for a while...Roll me a 1d20+3 to bond over slavery somehow.+3 if you can be loving towards her and a little lustful.+2 if you can try to theorize why you and Liz like having huge amounts of slaves...+2 if you can come up with loving activities to do with Liz when you get home that involve slaves...+1 if you can also appeal to Liz's soft-hearted tendecies by mentioning maybe increasing their living standards... (+1 if you can mention getting more for Liz and you...)If everything's done, Liz's relations will increase by +5.
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1531258
Oy Vey. Maybe someone should roll again to try and get a 20 to cancel this 1.
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1531276Quick! Start discussing plans to go down to the Middle east and taking all the mussie's kike's and Africans as slaves!
Do anosn want to be barbaric?>Yes!>No!
>>1531284At least try to roll first. There's always just as much a chance to get a 20 as there is to get a 1.
>>1531281under the influence of barbaric can we make plans to turn Africa and the Middle east into our slave pen. along with most of Asia?
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1531290Fine but watch me get another 1.
>>1531281Okay use Barbaric
>>1531294Yes. Though you'll have to sell her on it.Roll me a 1d20 anons.+3 if Ren can be barbarically lustful towards her...+2 if Ren can of course, barbarically appeal to her and talk about how great it is to ransack villages with her and taking humans as slaves...+2 if Ren can mention plans of large-scale enslavement to excite her.+1 if Ren can of course, passionately mention to her the wealth she'd gain, how it'd feel to have hundreds of slaves beneath her...If everything's done, her opinion will go up by +10 and it'll be an autosuccess.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1531304iz gonna roll anuddah nat 1
>>1531304We should go out into Africa and the East, and subjugate all who live there, razing the homes and loved ones of the defiant together, You resting in my arms, Commanding an empire as up put the uncivilized world under our leash, me, massaging your aching chest as I feast on the remains of the last resilient tribe. Our bed would never be more comfortable, adorned in foreign gold. So many slaves that not a spot in the layer would be left unattended for a second, and we would spend long nights on our hoard, wearing each other out until we only have enough strength to crack the whip.
>>1531304Get handsy: tits, ass and possibly lightly biting her ear or something..."Come on, that feeling of power and absolute control over them as you are choosing who to enslave. That look of terror and respect, you can't tell me you don't enjoy that feeling? That you don't enjoy feeling so strong? I love doing with you too because it lets us both cut loose and not worry about anyone else in the world.I mean, think of all the money, jewels and other valuables the Kobolds are offering me for slaves! Imagine how much wealth you could accumulate over the generations...them all serving you perfectly to avoid a life in the mines..."That is all the bonuses, or a +8 / an auto-success.
>>1531334as we put the uncivilized.*
You of course, escalate a bit more... Fondling her breasts and squeezing as you talk, and pushing her into your arms."...You know what we should do my love? We should go out into Africa and the East, and subjugate all who live there, razing the homes and loved ones of the defiant together, You resting in my arms, Commanding an empire as up put the uncivilized world under our leash, me, massaging your aching chest as I feast on the remains of the last resilient tribe. Our bed would never be more comfortable, adorned in foreign gold. So many slaves that not a spot in the layer would be left unattended for a second, and we would spend long nights on our hoard, wearing each other out until we only have enough strength to crack the whip... Come on, that feeling of power and absolute control over them as you are choosing who to enslave. That look of terror and respect, you can't tell me you don't enjoy that feeling? That you don't enjoy feeling so strong? I love doing with you too, my love, because it lets us both cut loose and not worry about anyone else in the world... To know we're on top... Not to think of all the money, jewels and other valuables the Kobolds are offering me for slaves! Imagine how much wealth you could accumulate over the generations...them all serving you perfectly to avoid a life in the mines..."You say this and you can feel her be exciteded, thinking of all that power... Wealth... The long nights on the hoard with you and most likely heavy amounts of tumbling...Actions>Press further. You know she likes it. (...Elizabeth takes a much more relaxed approach to Ren's ransacking and looting, often times either ignoring it or liking it even. This will also increase her opinion by an additional +10. (Also, if your mom does actually hear of your ideas of mass-enslaving she'll probably be very proud of you.)>...Hold off. Let her decide on her own.>...What are you saying? Mass enslavement? That'd make you little better then your mother... Though she'd be so proud...>Write-in
>>1531381>...Hold off. Let her decide on her own.>...What are you saying? Mass enslavement? That'd make you little better then your mother... Though she'd be so proud...
>>1531381>...Hold off. Let her decide on her own
Keep in mind that Liz might actually take to enjoying Renexizious's looting and ransacking and pillaging if you do let her decide on her own, and might encourage you to get more slaves.
>>1531416Aye but I feel that we should let her reach that on her own if that is the outcome.
>>1531381>...Hold off. Let her decide on her own.
>>1531420if we press further we could fuck up and make her hate us like the puppy died in fear also do we still have the body?
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)Rolling.
Elizabeth relaxes."...That well... Someone needs to teach the uncivilized how to properly live, though I'm not too sure about making them work until they die in mines..."She seems to agree with your previous statement, but seems to rather take a softer approach... Not really working until death, bu she seems to certainly like the idea of having plenty of money and slaves...Liz will now be alright "civilizing" natives, so to speak, via mass slavery.Actions>...Contradict yourself and maybe mention that it's a bad idea?>...I have to admit, you are far more gentle then me...>...I um... Sorry, I kind of got caught up in the moment...>Liz, you really need to relax on that whole "imperialism" thing...>Write-in
>>1531452>...I have to admit, you are far more gentle then me...>...I um... Sorry, I kind of got caught up in the moment...>Write-in"But hey, you do what you do. I'll do what I do...and you when I get the chance."
>>1531452>...I have to admit, you are far more gentle then me...>...I um... Sorry, I kind of got caught up in the moment...
>>1531452>...I have to admit, you are far more gentle then me...>...I um... Sorry, I kind of got caught up in the moment..
"I have to admit... You're probably more gentle then me, since I was talking about working them to death.""I'd rather not, thank you.""Well... I mean, sorry about getting caught up in the moment though.""...Oh. Well, I mean, it was a bit... Intense.""Yeah... But hey, you do what you do, I'll do wat I do... And maybe you when I get the chanace again.""...That might be sooner then you think.""Really?""...Well, if you continue to give me a good time.""Ah... So my reward for taking you out...""And giving me a good time without reminding me of your affairs, womanizing nature...""...So a challenge to make you happy enough to forget?""I suppose you can call it that."Actions>...Challenge accepted, Liz. I'll make you the most happy woman I can.>...Eh... Why don't we just do it now?>...I don't need sex as a reward to make you happy, Liz.>...I'd rather not. Can we just go home?>Write-in
>>1531518>...I don't need sex as a reward to make you happy, Liz.>Write-in"Now, would you like to know more about where we are?"Time to pull a doc...
>>1531540btw I have several docs about this quest about different subjects
>>1531518supporting this >>1531540
"Listen, I don't need sex as a reward to make you happy, Liz.""...Well... I mean, would you still want to do it later?"Actions>Maybe...>Not really, no.>...I'd love to, actually.>...Why do you want to tumble anyways? I thought you hated me? Well, at least trying to.>Write-in
>>1531575>Maybe...Two words: Child Expenses
>>1531553Not that kind of doc. Doctor who I mean. On arrival in episode 7 season 1 he gives a description of the place and time they are in at 1:20 onward.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B7yxXDwmB8&t=66sThat is what I mean and is in fact a large portion of how I thought of this holiday.>>1531575>Maybe...>Write-in"I'd prefer to enjoy the facilities of this place. Seeing as we can enjoy each other's bodies at any time."
"Maybe. I'd prefer to enjoy the facillities of this place, seeing as we can enjoy each other's bodies at any time.""Right... Well, did you have something in mind besides swimming all day?"Actions>...Let me check what else they have.>...You know, all this swimming has made me hungry. Should we go out to eat?>I think the Mechanicus is having somesort of barbecue or something. That might be nice.>...Why don't we do some more things on the water?>...Why don't we just sit around in the sun or something? That'd be nice, and relaxing.>...I think we can still do some Terraball. That'd be nice.>Write-in
>>1531645Look for a musical or something to see.
>>1531645>I think the Mechanicus is having somesort of barbecue or something. That might be nice.
Rolling here in 20 minutes. Anons might want to decide.
"Come. Let's find a musical or something to go to..."You hear about a few musicals and plays being done locally by the local Actor's Guild... Apparently a branch dedicated to the culture of the Imperium.Choose one to go to.>The Horus Heresy. (A musical)>The Iron Cage. (Opera)>The Jolly Halls Of Terra (A choir preformance by the Ecclesiarchy.)>The Lone Guardsman (A drama)>The Inquisitor of Melourn (A play)And yes, you have to guess what she'll like.
>>1531757>The Lone Guardsman (A drama)OR>The Horus Heresy. (A musical)OR>The Iron Cage. (Opera)
>>1531757>The Lone Guardsman (A drama)I might vaguely remember that Liz was writing a screenplay ornthat she was interested in one.
The Lone Guardsman it is.Liz seems a bit interested in this, and doesn't seem to dislike it.There's also an... Very interesting concession stand, apparently manned by the Ecclessiarchy. It seems like they're funding all these plays.DON'T FUCKING BUY FROM THEM. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE MY SIGNATURE SAUCE FOR FUCK'S SAKE, NOT TO MENTION.You have about 495,000 money anons, and you see LIz eyeing the concession stand somewhat hungrily.How much to spend on the concession stand?>Side with Khorne, don't buy anything. (Khorne will like this, for siding with his brand over their brand. Liz will be quite disappointed though.)>Try to sneak in food. (If caught, you'll get kicked out.)>...Spend an amount of money. (Your average noble orders five-thousand at the concession stand. A peasant would order one-hundred at it! Decide how much to spend.)>(Liz): Try to get them to lower their prices for you... They're just a bunch of teens really.>Write-in
>>1531816>...Spend an amount of money. (Your average noble orders five-thousand at the concession stand. A peasant would order one-hundred at it! Decide how much to spend.)5,000 or less
You spend 5,000, which pleases Liz.The play itself seems to be about the lone survivor of a Guardsman regiment, trying to bravely fight back against the Chaos forces that have conquered the planet he's fighting on.Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how much you and Liz enjoy this.+3 if you can find a way to get comfortable be loving towards Liz...+2 if you can try to explain this strange dimension to her, and what a guardsman is, etc...+1 if you can find cute little things to do throughout the play.+1 if you can try to express what your "preferred" faction in 40k is.+1 if you can predict the guardsman's fate in the play.
>>1531909When she gets frightened, which is inevitable, pull her towards our chest."See, a gaurdsman is kinda like a foot soldier. And chaos in this reality is sorta like a bad drug trip that has physically manifested and tries to bend reality to it's ideal. These soldier, guardsmen, serve as a standing military to fight the creatures that come out of chaos when they decide to attack. Their loyalty is towards the emperor of man, a man of legendary power and talent, currently on life support on his throne, a shame too, he actually carved out such a strong enough empire that they were able to make entire planets like this.""Well gaurdsmen don't usually survive very long when they loose a world, if they do it would definitely be something of an epic. Chances are he'll die or be corrupted by chaos at the end of it. But then again I was wrong about the Muslims being behind the bombing back at Stockholm."
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1531909I forgot to roll like a faggot.
>>1531909"Now is a good a time as any to explain where, or rather when, we are to you Liz.Welcome to, admittedly in an alternate dimension, the late 40th millennium AD. To one of innumerable planets united under the single banner: that of humanity, of civilisation, of order and of the Imperium of mankind. A horrible yet necessary unity for this the darkest era to have ever been yet not the darkest yet to come.A unity besieged on all sides by similarly if not far more so numerous forces: traitors, aliens, heretics, mutants and many other such threats including examples from humanity's prime: when they were gods compared to most. Yet that age of science, progress, wisdom, learning and prosperity ended long ago and even now their civilisation spirals downwards like the embers of a dying bonfire.In this world, a human is far from the smartest or the strongest or even the most common race. Yet it is through sacrifices of life and of much more they slow the dying of the bonfire, that they spare their worlds death to their enemies hands even if only for a few decades at most: Irreplaceable technology, destroyed; perfect worlds, razed and desecrated; entire solar systems of humanity, killed or kidnapped or enslaved or sacrificed.In this world, guardsmen are the best of the PDF or planetary defensive forces. Forcibly conscripted or willingly joining, they charge out across the galaxy to fight every threat that presents itself to man and, all too often, die to a man. Yet even now, as we speak, millions and millions take up arms to defend their homes, their people and their Imperium. Against foes who are far stronger in every way.The only respite of humanity being the second greatest gift of their god emperor: genetically modified super-soldier version of humans to act as the bulwark of humanity, yet even these heroes are only a small number compared to their enemies and their numbers barely maintain against the endless waves. Not to mention that a number of them betrayed the emperor and humanity and cavort with their enemies now.Even now as we speak, countless worlds and cultures are silenced. Countless screams echo into the void from the dark capital of the fallen empire of the Eldar as their few sane brothers hide on their worldships and stare into the future trying to find a path to salvation.This is a fairly common story: the lone survivor against insurmountable odds, success unknown yet they 'soldier' onward. Yet in the Imperium it only goes one of two ways I imagine: success or death yet to them it really will be success or success. As he will either live to fight another day or die in service to their god emperor and travel to the afterlife to sit alongside him for all eternity in a perfect world. I doubt they will show the third possibility: him betraying the god emperor and stepping out of his great light and embracing that twisted darkness of chaos like so many actually do, their bodies twisting with dark and malignant energies."
>>1531994Now for the rest of the bonuses:Snuggle. Take advantage of her...softer regions.Feed her by hand."Personally I have always cared for the guardsmen, such a brave group of religious fundamentalists and fools. To stand tall in this world is a rare feat and they achieve it often."
...My write-in wasn't too long...was it..?Shit it was too dark, that was the problem, eh?
>>1531994i like it and its true the most ilkey is that you did not sugar coat it to mutch it not to dark it does not decribe how hoppless it is and how people are ripped from the emerors after life to be slwly feed to demons
>>1532015it not too dark actualy its light and sweet version without the gory details with puss cum shit and blood covered battlefellds with monster made from bleeding metal literal breast monster (monsters made from tits dick crab claws and virginas ect every fetish) giant fat corpse monster with tolong intesiens that makes the skin rapture and spill out with black acid puss filled with larve the size of buildings
>>1532030>>1532053See you say that, I mostly didn't include those because it didn't work into the flow of the speech and because I hit the letter limit.
>>1532056i still love the speech it good but does not cover how truly hopeless everyting is in this universe it good perfect for this situation but does not go into the detaile and i thinks it billons that die every minute or hour to get there souls draged to become deomon food and we could do soomething how we could take human to our universe it would even be mercy if we killed them in our universe so that chaos can not take there souls and we could turn them into worshipers for that love goddes so that slanrzzh can not take our demon friend back
>>1532094True but she doesn't believe in demons or anything yet. We can convince her of that later and show / talk to her about that shit.
Alright, back. I'm just playing Soulstorm in the background so expect large delays as I spam guardsmen.You of course, introduce Liz to the 40th millenium, anno domini. You quietly explain to her the events of what's going on, and she seems a little frightened by the well... Very dark nature of this dimension.As she gets frightened, you cuddle with her a bit and make sure to give her a hug, and o course, passionately rub her back."...So can we do anything, Ren?""Hm?""...I'd feel terrible if I was to let this happen without us doing anything.""In this dimension? Liz, you'd be surprised by the likelyhood of our deat-""I don't care. I'm not going to leave humanity to perish while we sit around in Stockholm..."Actions>Try to tell her that no matter what you do, humanity here is likely doomed?>...Listen, we can do something in the future, alright? We can't now.>...Liz, I'll try my best, ok? (She'll greatly like this!)>...Listen, don't tell Frankzika, ok? She's from a... Somewhat similar dimension, although a bit more fortunate.>Write-in
>>1532121>...Listen, we can do something in the future, alright? We can't now.>Write-in: But before we can actually do anything here, we would have to get our own house in order, we have threats to our world we have to stop, kingdoms and empires that would still bring us trouble, and my own fuck ups I need to clean. attempting anything here before fixing our own house would just lead to two realities being destroyed.
>>1532121>...Listen, don't tell Frankzika, ok? She's from a... Somewhat similar dimension, although a bit more fortunate.>...Listen, we can do something in the future, alright? We can't now.
>>1532121>Try to tell her that no matter what you do, humanity here is likely doomed?>Write-in"Liz, let me give you an idea of the scale of the wars we are dealing with.You know the Americans have their nuclear weapons? You know how they could kill one of us if they detonated within a few miles with us in our dragon form? Well in this world there exists weapons which can, literally, crack planets into asteroid belts and ships so big that their crews measure in the millions.Another example, in this world I am at best a moderate threat to some of the weaker factions. They wield weapons which we would call science fiction: fusion lances, plasma launchers, rail-guns and laser cannons. Things so powerful they can destroy entire mountains in one volley.We are not strong here. Here there are beings which can rip you limb from limb while taking pleasure from it. Here they are beings which are so disease ridden they are immortal and passively infect all around them. Here there are people who can with their minds rip 15 mile long ships in orbit in half with a thought. Here there are beings which literally mind-control entire cities to fight for them. Here there are beings that can enter your mind and force you to live out your worst nightmares for all eternity. Here there are people who can see the future. Here there are people who literally can. Not. Die.We can't do anything to stop what is happening and to be frank us trying would just result in our world being worse off. This world will resolve itself as it must and as it will. Either with their god emperor rising from his throne of death and decay and bringing that fate to his enemies or whenever earth finally falls to chaos or to the tyranids or to the other races.Trust me when I say I am understanding in why you want to help these people but we must focus on our own dimension first. Then we can work on here.">...Listen, don't tell Frankzika, ok? She's from a... Somewhat similar dimension, although a bit more fortunate.
>>1532189"Also, they've been in this decline for more than 10 millennia. They aren't exactly going to start losing drastically in the next 3 years or even decades."
"Listen, we can do something in the future, but before we can do it we have to get our own house into order, we have threats to our world we have to stop, kingdoms and empires that would still bring us trouble, and my own fuck ups I need to clean. attempting anything here before fixing our own house would just lead to two realities being destroyed. Just promise me, you won't tell Frankika, ok? She's from a somewhat similar dimension..."She scowls, being reminded of Frankizka, her arch-nemesis, so to speak.Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can avoid relationship catastrophacy just mentionning her.+2 if you can quickly try to move on?+2 if you can mentally distract her and talk about why Elizabeth is so great and cute?+2 if you can be cute and find something to do with her...+1 if you can find a way to relax her.
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1532250
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1532250Come on, we came to enjoy a play. Sit up on my lap while I massage your arms.
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1532250Worst comes to worst we can start going in depth about how an exterminatus works
>>1532250"Hey let's just try and enjoy our holiday before we have to go back and manage our kingdoms and take care of the kids okay?I wonder what antics they'll have gotten into while we were away and what expenses we will have to pay...Still it is all worth it to see your cute smile when they do something adorable or make us proud."Hold her hand and stroke her hair. Maybe hum slightly some sort of cute lullaby like tune.
If anons want to avoid Liz being angry, just try to talk about her kids more, and be a bit suggestive.
>>1532504"I know that they are responsible enough, well most of them, that when we get back things will mostly be in order but I worry that I will be replacing another Eiffel tower soon.Still, I can think of another tower I wouldn't mind erecting again with your assistance..."
"Hey let's just try and enjoy our holiday before we have to go back and manage our kingdoms and take care of the kids okay?I wonder what antics they'll have gotten into while we were away and what expenses we will have to pay...Still it is all worth it to see your cute smile when they do something adorable or make us proud...""...That's true...""I know that they are responsible enough, well most of them, that when we get back things will mostly be in order but I worry that I will be replacing another Eiffel tower soon. Still, I can think of another tower I wouldn't mind erecting again with your assistance...""Not here Ren... But thank you for being honest.""Yeah..."You hold her hand and stroke her hair."...I wonder what my parents think of the kids.""...Well...""I mean, would he be shocked if he heard we had... Well, thirty?"Actions>...Well, I'm still a bit shocked over that...>...I don't even know what to name the new kids...>Well, I can tell you what my mother would think...>...You know, I wouldn't mind more in the future. How about you?>How much do you want to bet that last session of sex got you pregnant? I was a bit rough...>...Don't worry, this is the last pregnancy... Right?>...I wonder what my dad must think.>Write-in
>>1532555>...Well, I'm still a bit shocked over that...>...I don't even know what to name the new kids...>...I wonder what my dad must think.>Write-in"After all this I think I am going to start looking into making a temporary infertility method that is 100% reliable and reversible. Just to avoid this sort of problem, I want to love you but I don't want to end up with more children than I have scales doing so."
"Well, I'm still a little shocked over that. I don't even know what to name the new kids... Jesus, I wonder what dad must think.""...Honestly, your lucky Frankizka's undead and Chrysoula for some reason isn't giving you kids.""Yeah... After all this I think I am going to start looking into making a temporary infertility method that is 100% reliable and reversible. Just to avoid this sort of problem, I want to love you but I don't want to end up with more children than I have scales doing so.""...Well, I mean... What's a few dozen more?"She gives you a look of sarcasm."...But really, don't make yourself infertile. I'd hate for you to become permanently infertile, and at this point having kids when we least expect it is a lifestyle.""...I see, so you're woried about me becoming an eunuch?""Yeah, I'd rather you not risk it. At all."Actions>Don't worry about it, ok? I won't accidently turn infertile.>...Liz, either way we're probably still going to have a shitload of kids.>...Yeah, you're right... I won't do it.>Write-in
>>1532655>Don't worry about it, ok? I won't accidently turn infertile."I'll do some tests. Do you know how many people wish they could avoid impregnating their partners?"
"Don't worry about it, ok? I won't accidently turn infertile. I'll do tests too! Do you know how many people wish they could avoid impregnating their partners?""...You?""Yeah!""...Why don't you just use a condom?"Actions>Laugh. Yeah, like one of those can fit.>...I um... What's that?>...That's a... Good question.>...I prefer science, I guess.>Write-in
>>1532746>>Laugh. Yeah, like one of those can fit.>>Also do you want me to take the time to find one if you want me?
>>1532746>Write-in"A dragon sized condom for a 200 storey tall dragon? What store sells those? A novelty shop?Seriously though considering how frequently I get bigger, that sort of method doesn't work..."
>>1532795think of the cost the amount of rubber were would we throw it when we were finiseded? and this >>1532795 think of how elastic ot needs to be and whats a condom
>>1532746he have never heard of a condom before >Laugh. Yeah, like one of those can fit.>...I um... What's that?
>>1532746how old are we just now?
You laugh."Liz, a dragon sized condom? For a two-hundred story dragon. What the hell kind of store sells those? A novelty stop? Not to mention how frequently I get bigger, that sort of method doesn't work...""Well, make one?""Yeah, sure. I'll call the local stores for a two-hundred story condom maker."She sighs."...I'm only trying to help you. I'd rather you not self-neuter or anything.""...Come on...""Well, I'm worried.."You sigh, and shake your head."...Well... Honestly, I have to admit, your two-hundred story form is... Well, it's quite fun, in a sense.""...You remembering that one night?""...Ren, honestly. How couldn't I? We nearly destroyed a city tumbling... I think we might not want to do it in our dragon forms."Actions>...I suppose we can limit the tumbling-city destroying...>...You know, if I remember right, you used to talk in your sleep about wanting to tumble on a battlefield... (Will heavily, heavily embarrass Liz.)>...It was fun though.>Laugh harder...>Liz, in all honesty, if we tumble we're going to break a lot of shit...>...Embarrass her by reminding her about how her breasts did most of the work, damaging the city...>Write-in
>>1532876>...You know, if I remember right, you used to talk in your sleep about wanting to tumble on a battlefield... (Will heavily, heavily embarrass Liz.)>Liz, in all honesty, if we tumble we're going to break a lot of shit...>...Embarrass her by reminding her about how her breasts did most of the work, damaging the city...>Write-inWe could try doing it high in the alps once I fix our heat resistance. Make a few new valleys and rises...
>>1532876>>...I suppose we can limit the tumbling-city destroying...>>...You know, if I remember right, you used to talk in your sleep about wanting to tumble on a battlefield... (Will heavily, heavily embarrass Liz.)>>...It was fun though.
>>1532876liz i actual dont know what a condom is just that its human dick sized
>>1532934>>1532876>...You know, if I remember right, you used to talk in your sleep about wanting to tumble on a battlefield... (Will heavily, heavily embarrass Liz.)>Liz, in all honesty, if we tumble we're going to break a lot of shit...>...Embarrass her by reminding her about how her breasts did most of the work, damaging the city...>Write-in>We could try doing it high in the alps once I fix our heat resistance. Make a few new valleys and rises...
Roll me a 1d20+6 for how embarrassed Elizabeth is, just from this conversation and what your saying to her.+3 if you can talk more about shaping the terrain simply just by tumbling...+2 if you can be very impressed by her breast's city destroying tendencies.+2 if you can find more ways to embarrass her.+1 if you can of course, talk about how fun it was.If everything's done, Liz will offer to share embarrassing things she does in another form just so you stop. Alternative method of payments also apply, if anons can think of it.
Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1532957As a Kobold Liz likes to LARP As a Yuan-Ti Liz is a gunslingerAs a Drow Liz likes to be pampered like a Roman emperorI think those are the forms we've covered so far.
Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1532957
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1532957
Anyone want to do the bonuses? You'll learn one of Liz's embarrassing secrets then.
>>1533027to tired good morning i go to bed know 04:16 me for
>>1532957We could make mountains out of your mountainsYou could say they are weapons of mass destructionJokingly threaten about telling parliament about >>1532970I'll remember it for the rest of my life
"You know, we could easily just make mountains out of your mountains. You could easily say they're weapons of mass destrcution too, judging from what happened to that city...""God, please stop.""You know, I could tell parliament about how you love to be pampered like a roman emperor, or how as a yuan-ti you love to be a gunslinger... Or better yet, how you adore larping in your kobold form.""Stop. Now.""Either way, I'll remember that sex for the rest of my life...""Goddamn it, don't tell Parliamen-""I won't, if you tell me an embarrassing secret."She sighs, frustrated."Damn it... Alright, what is it?"Come up with a form you want to ask anons!
>>1533132Elf if she uses it or if we haven't ask it. Otherwise ask about Half-Dragon.
Rolled 1 (1d3)Rolling1=Elf.2=Half-Dragon.3=Human
>>1533306>tfw yours wasn't even rolled for
>>1533324I don't think she uses a chimera form like thatAlso>2 out of the 3 options were mine, giving me a 2x greater chance of winningNot that I'm complying or anything but...
Rolled 1 (1d3)>>1533306Oraleeee Rolleeeeee
Even the dice want to know how she gets when she shifts into a knife eared freak.
>>1533360Well, I'm rolling for what form anons want to know about.Liz of course, tells you that she has a habit of just going to the garden and relaxing, and that's really it. Oh, and enjoying tea... Along with reading a book... And of course, planting around and taking care of the plants and other things.Nothing too embarrassing."That's it? I'm a bit disappointed.""Well, to be fair... I also have a bit of a tendency to clean up in it, and try to take care of things. Being nimble is far easier in it...""...Wow. That's it? Nothing embarrassing?""I'm trying to think... I um... I also have a tendency to read stories to the kids, other things like that."You sigh. Not much in that...Meanwhile, as Revenaris...You've gotten to the camp for the kobold army! Which of course, means you get trained. Hard.That's all you've been doing, really, for the past three days.Meanwhile, you got put alongside a Equite tank crew, and trained into preforming your duties as a...>Turret gunner. (You will be able to fire a Gauss Machinegun. Low Fame. Moderate survivibility against infantry, high survivibility against Tanks.)>Gunner. (You'll be in charge of the main cannon. This grants you access to the 120mm Cannon, ammo, and Gauss Coaxial Machinegun. Low survivibility against Tanks. High Survivibility against Infantry. Moderate Fame.)>Driver. (You'l be in charge of the tank! Lots of responsibility put on you, and you'll be the "commander" of the tank. High fame, but fuck ups aren't very good.)
>>1533504>>Driver. (You'l be in charge of the tank! Lots of responsibility put on you, and you'll be the "commander" of the tank. High fame, but fuck ups aren't very good.)
>>1533504>Driver. (You'l be in charge of the tank! Lots of responsibility put on you, and you'll be the "commander" of the tank. High fame, but fuck ups aren't very good.)
>>1533504Driver, we's in control nigga
It's real nigger hours!
Driver it is.You of course, get introduced to the Equites tank.These tanks are very costly to the Empire, and it is a sign of high responsibility that someone volunteers for the driver position, which makes you usually share the same fate as the tank. It is expected that the driver oftentimes "go down with it". Anything else is considered cowardice or sometimes even treason.The tank itself has a few unique things about it. The engine is exclusively made for these tanks, and can go as fast as 50mph... But they take a long time to repair or be replaced, and be fragile.There's also two main structual weaknesses in the tank.The turret itself lacks the armor to take a direct hit from most other types of weapons, and the barrel itself can be easily destroyed by a well-placed explosion. Along with that, the ammunition is placed up by the turret, meaning a penetrating shell in the turret usually spells ill for the crew.The tank however, has strong 60mm strong armor in the front, and it's treads are bulletproof. It also has spaced armor to protect the treads and protect against some tanks.The tank however, can bring along a high amount of ammo. About 100 shells.Choose how much to bring anons.Having 0 shells means you have no chance for your ammunition to explode if it gets hit. If you have 100 shells and you get hit, you'll have a 25% of detonation.After you get a quick briefing to your tank, you are also told to attend a briefing for what types of threats you might face on the field of battle.Do anons want to customize their tank slightly?>Customize the tank. (Select to either customize the paintjob/camo, try to change the armor, cannon, machinegun ammo, and what ammo to bring along.)>Don't do anything, and instead attend the briefing about hostile threats your tank might face.>Nah, it's fine. Don't change anything about it...>Write-in
>>1533572Shit, ain't them the best now ain't them?
>>1533583Write-in: Go inna bathroom and masturbate furiously. Gotta get rid of all that there stress, innit?
>>1533599Then I respectfully choose >Don't do anything, and instead attend the briefing about hostile threats your tank might face.Sounds more useful and we cant customize with that in mind.
>>1533583>>Customize the tank. (Select to either customize the paintjob/camo, try to change the armor, cannon, machinegun ammo, and what ammo to bring along.)25 APM, 25 HEDark camo with speckles, in order to match dark cavesCall it the Knight WulfHave an emblem of a non-anthropomorphic wolf wearing a knight's helmetThen go to the meeting
>>1533583>Don't do anything, and instead attend the briefing about hostile threats your tank might face.I'm pretty sure I know what we're going to face but should probably get specifics on the enemies.
>>1533603This, proper positioning sounds more important than fancy shit. Get 25 AP and 25 HE. I'm just going to guess that based off our mutual combined arms mmofps that HEAT is useless.
>>1533606I agree with this, except for maybe the wolf. Maybe thunderbolts or spears would be a design. Like have 3 spears painted on facing the front of the tank.
You of course go to the briefing.You are to be sent up against some small hobgoblin tribe up north armed with Drow equipment. They're acting as a bit of a resistance movement and have taken to terrorizing the countryside and attempting to form an alliance against the Roman Empire, and are to be made an example of. This is what's predicted you'll be up against.Predicted Enemy ArmorMM-9 StormThe MM-9 is a mass produced Drow tank, with weak armor, and a 38mm autocannon. It's armor is 40mm, and your tank will absolutely tear it to shreds in a direct hit. It's capable of penetrating an Equite's armor from the sides, but has almost no chance to penetrate from the front, save under prolonged fire. It also has a coaxial machinegun against infantry, but is known to overheat quickly and is rather unnaccurate. A Gauss Machinegun can also penetrate the armor easily.Enemy Anti-TankAP-4 Lolth's Bolt: A rather small but hard hitting anti-tank gun. It's small enough to be put into a house and fired, but is a single-shot weapon and sports a HEAT round, and will usually penetrate up close and to the side. It is disposable.Enemy InfantryHobgoblin Streztanaol are the predicted enemies. They are reputed to be very well-disciplined and usually are even more disciplined then a Roman. They lack much in the way of training, and lack any AT equipment...Special Orders.All survivors are to be publically executed after the battle to be made examples of. Survivors of the family's are to be enslaved as an example to the tribals.Actions>Leave to your tank and customize it.>Get ready for battle.>Write-in
>>1533676>Leave to your tank and customize it.
>>1533676>>Leave to your tank and customize it.
You leave to your tank and customize it.You have about 2000 Requsition you can call on.Choose something to customize.>Select ammo for 120mm cannon.>Select ammo for Coaxial Machinegun.>Select ammo for Turreted Machinegun.>Select Crew.>Change Turret Weapon.>Change Cannon.>Change the paintjob/camo.>Change the armor.
>>1533717Shit, abort didn't work.Also>Upgrade Compartment.>Upgrade Tank (3000 Requisition)
>>1533717>Select Crew.>Select ammo for Turreted Machinegun.Explosive flak if we have it. Think the Banshee on a mosquito.Speaking of real nigger hours, gotta deal with my neighbors.
>>1533726I also support this.
>>1533726DisAlso good luck in getting those faggots to shut up.
Here's the crew.A skill rating of 1-5 is how effective a crew member is. Throughout the battles Revenaris will do, the more experienced they will get and better at their stations they'll be.Lower ranked crewmen usually have worse morale, which ranges from "Treasonous" to "Impetous".Crewmembers have also three hidden stats. Melee Skill, in case someone tries to breach their workstation, Psychic Defense, in case "psychic bullshit" happens, and Vitality, which represents their hitpoints.Select a Gunner.>Calidorus Pilus: The son of a businessbold who works at a highly wealthy tailoring company, and is expected to carry on the name of the family tradition of tailoring. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Free. Cowardly.)>Adrius Perennis: The son of a lifetime legionary who lost his life in a battle against the Gnomes, and was sent home in a closed-casket funeral. Filled with rage and fury, he's known to be a somewhat over-the-top recruit who is also good at hand-to-hand combat.(Rank: Private. 1 Skill. 500 Requisition. Brave. Gets +1 Skill against Gnomes, and becomes Impetous. Has above average Hand-to-Hand skill.)>Robertus Fabricius. Son of a farmer who was kidnapped by the Drow, and his heart was sent back to their family in a box. Is terrified to death of the Drow, and will do his best to avoid conflict against them. Is otherwise a natural gunner, and is noted to learn fast. (Rank: Private. 2 Skill. 700 Requisition. Normal. Terrified of Drow, and suffers a -1 to Skill against them, and his bravery falters to Craven.)
>>1533792>Calidorus Pilus: The son of a businessbold who works at a highly wealthy tailoring company, and is expected to carry on the name of the family tradition of tailoring. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Free. Cowardly.)
>>1533792>>Robertus Fabricius. Son of a farmer who was kidnapped by the Drow, and his heart was sent back to their family in a box. Is terrified to death of the Drow, and will do his best to avoid conflict against them. Is otherwise a natural gunner, and is noted to learn fast. (Rank: Private. 2 Skill. 700 Requisition. Normal. Terrified of Drow, and suffers a -1 to Skill against them, and his bravery falters to Craven
>>1533792>Calidorus Pilus: The son of a businessbold who works at a highly wealthy tailoring company, and is expected to carry on the name of the family tradition of tailoring. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Free. Cowardly.)Just cause he's free
>>1533792>>Adrius Perennis: The son of a lifetime legionary who lost his life in a battle against the Gnomes, and was sent home in a closed-casket funeral. Filled with rage and fury, he's known to be a somewhat over-the-top recruit who is also good at hand-to-hand combat.(Rank: Private. 1 Skill. 500 Requisition. Brave. Gets +1 Skill against Gnomes, and becomes Impetous. Has above average Hand-to-Hand skill.)
Calidorus it is.Select a turret gunner.>Hadrius Trailus: Son of a bartender, and joined up. Has no intentions of dying in war, and seems to want a "safer" position. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Free. Craven)>Cloelia Marsallas: Daughter of a Patrician, and joined the army to get away from her family... She's quite accurate with a Gauss Cannon, but easily panics under fire. (Rank: Private. 2 Skill. Free. Craven. Cost: 500 Machineguns suppress her easier.)>Seleucus Feist: The son of a mechanic and plans to follow in his footsteps. Is rather lucky under fire, and knows the proper way to fix a tank if it's under fire... Or at least can guess. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Brave. Cost: 700. Can fix your tank much easier if damaged, and fix more of it.)
>>1533837>>Seleucus Feist: The son of a mechanic and plans to follow in his footsteps. Is rather lucky under fire, and knows the proper way to fix a tank if it's under fire... Or at least can guess. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Brave. Cost: 700. Can fix your tank much easier if damaged, and fix more of it.)
>>1533837>Seleucus Feist: The son of a mechanic and plans to follow in his footsteps. Is rather lucky under fire, and knows the proper way to fix a tank if it's under fire... Or at least can guess. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Brave. Cost: 700. Can fix your tank much easier if damaged, and fix more of it.)Kobolds have women in the army?
>>1533837>Seleucus Feist: The son of a mechanic and plans to follow in his footsteps. Is rather lucky under fire, and knows the proper way to fix a tank if it's under fire... Or at least can guess. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Brave. Cost: 700. Can fix your tank much easier if damaged, and fix more of it.)
Feist it is.With that done... Select the ammo for the Turret.A kobold belt holds 150 bullets.You can hold up to 7 belts.1300 Requisition left.>Normal Belt (Free. Can penetrate up to 14mm.)>Tracer Belt: Allows the gunner to track where his bullets are going. More accurate then normal. (Cost: 25 Requisition. Gives the Gunner +1 skill when using this.)>Taser Belt. Marked by blue, effective up to 50 meters and non-lethal. (Cost: 100 Requistion per belt.)>Airburst Belt. Explode in midair and release 20 smaller bullets. Explodes at 75 meters. Can penetrate 12mm armor. (Cost: 175 per belt.)>AP-IC Flak Belt. Similar to airburst rounds but meant for Anti-Air and anti-vehicle. Spreads at 3000 meter, and can penetrate 35mm armor, and is somewhat explosive. Weak against infantry. (Cost: 175 Requisition per belt.)>Incendiary Belt. Very effective at smoking out infantry. Can penetrate 20mm of armor. (Cost: 150 Requsition)>H.A.P. (Heavy Armor Piercing Rounds), can penetrate up to 50mm armor. Has only 50 bullets, and is inaccurate.. (Cost: 150 Requisition. -1 skill when using this.)>Explosive Belt. Can explode in a 3ft radius, and supports up to 50 bullets. Can penetrate up to 25mm armor, and is very lethal against infantry. Is very inaccurate. (Costs 200 Requsition. -2 Skill when using this.)
>>1533904>Tracer Belt: Allows the gunner to track where his bullets are going. More accurate then normal. (Cost: 25 Requisition. Gives the Gunner +1 skill when using this.)
>>1533949You have to choose up to seven belts anons.
>>15339042 tracer, 5 normal
2 Tracer and 5 Normal it is.Do anons want to do any other customization?>Yes. (Customize tank job, cannon ammo, or change out your cannon/machinegun.)>No. Continue to battle!
>>1534011>>Yes. (Customize tank job, cannon ammo, or change out your cannon/machinegun.)CannonBitches love cannons
>>1534016Cannon ammo or change out the cannon?
>>1534018change it out then ammo
>>1534011>Yes. (Customize tank job, cannon ammo, or change out your cannon/machinegun.)Just bring like 50 high explosive rounds. They should be able to deal with anything we're going to meet.
Change the cannon it is...Choose one anons.>Install a 75mm Autocannon. (Can have up to 300 shells. Can fire multiple times. Requisition: 700)>Install a 145mm Heavy Cannon. (Can have only 50 shells. Longer reloading, but much more damage. Requisition: 700)>Install a 80mm Gauss Cannon. (Amazingly effective at pentrating armor and buildings, and reloads normally. All around better, but somewhat fragile. Requistion: 1000)>Install a 120mm Gauss Cannon. (Can penetrate most armor. All around better, but takes a bit longer to reload, and is quite fragile. Requisition: 1500.)>Your default is alright. Go choose ammo.>Write-in
>>1534062A 120mm is fine
>>1534067As in the standard one, not the gauss one
>>1534062>Install a 120mm Gauss Cannon. (Can penetrate most armor. All around better, but takes a bit longer to reload, and is quite fragile. Requisition: 1500.)BITCHESLOVECANNONS
>>1534062>>Install a 120mm Gauss Cannon. (Can penetrate most armor. All around better, but takes a bit longer to reload, and is quite fragile. Requisition: 1500.)
>>1534080Anon, you can't. You have only 1300 requistion.
>>1534087Drats.Cucked again>Install a 80mm Gauss Cannon. (Amazingly effective at pentrating armor and buildings, and reloads normally. All around better, but somewhat fragile. Requistion: 1000)
>>1534062>>Your default is alright. Go choose ammo.>>1534098We gotta save up for it...
Default it is.Choose ammo anons. You can support 100 shells, which max out at a 25% to explode on being hit.>HE Shell. (Can penetrate 120mm steel. Huge explosion on penetration.)>AP Shell. (Can penetrate 160mm steel.)>HEAT Shell (Can penetrate 140mm steel. Explodes on penetration.)>Smoke Shell. (Causes a smoke screen that blinds an enemy or makes you hard to shoot.)>IC-AT (Penetrates armor and sets the crew on fire. Can penetrate up to 130mm steel. Requisition: 10 per shell.)>HEIC (Explodes with incidenary going all over. Penetrates up to 120mm steel. Costs 20 Requisition per shell.)>TAI (Toxic Anti-Infantry. Canister of highly poisonious cyanide gas. Kills within 25 seconds. Requisition: 50 per shell.)>TAT (Toxic Anti-Tank. Canister of highly concentrated cyanide gas, that upon penetration kills a tank crew within 5 seconds. Requisition: 30 per shell.)>S-HEAT (Superior HEAT. Reflects much less and burrows into armor, exploding and rendering tanks useless. Penetrates 170mm and above. Cost: 50 Requisition per shell.)>S-AP (Superior AP. Reflects much less and CARVES through armor. Penetrates 200mm and above, and can penetrate multiple tanks/buildings. Requisition same as above.)>S-HE (Superior HE. Reflects much less and explodes with a huge fireball of shrapnel. Explosion is strong enough to tip over tanks and penetrate just with debris or destroy buildings with ease. Penetrates 140mm. Requisition cost same as above.)
>>1534174>HE Shell. (Can penetrate 120mm steel. Huge explosion on penetration.)>AP Shell. (Can penetrate 160mm steel.)>Smoke Shell. (Causes a smoke screen that blinds an enemy or makes you hard to shoot.)30 HE, 17 AP and 3 smoke
30 HE, 17 AP, and 3 smoke it is.You of course, get armed and ready for duty...You get on your armor, which seems to be a rather flexiable yet comfortable set of black legionary armor, with a blue tunic underneath it. You notice that the armor itself is mostly for aesthetics, and underneath it is a bulletproof jacket. Your legs also seem coverered in bulletproof armor, and the fancy visor that you put over your head also seems to double as a radio headset... It's also remarkably sturdy. It's likely bulletproof as well, though you'd like to not try it out. Your snout and nose is somewhat still exposed though, and you have to admit, the kobold officer helm is really nice... It's a nice shade of black, and you feel it a bit...After that, your crew hops in your tank, and you begin to drive out...The deployment area is about an hour ahead, and you of course have to cross a bridge. You are being deployed alongside five other Equites tanks, and two divisions of Legionaries...Of course, it seems like you'll be driving through a city on the way there, and luckily the dress uniforms of the kobolds also double as the official uniform...That's when you're told to go slower, as you take a brief "parade" through the city...The city itself has been recently "reclaimed" after a rather bloody revolt and the populace still hostile towards the Empire.Since you are the "commander" of the vehicle, you are expected to be in the turret position and be saluting out towards the civilians, while another crewmember takes over.What do anons?>Follow protocol, and stand up.>...That's a bit too risky. Stay driving. (Your crew might think you craven!)>Write-in
>>1534266>Follow protocol, and stand up.
You of course, stand up in the tank, and it seems the local Legate is in a sort of armored jeep giving a speech. Lots of rather angered civilians seem to be booing or throwing things, and the city's garrison is indeed holding them back. It seems like there's also a band playing a rather favorable parade tune.The legate of course, gives his speech. He's your commanding officer, meaning you have to listen..."Brave Romans! We march to battle, as pitiful as our tribal foes may be! But know this, one of you is worth more than any number of these barbarians!"The men cheer as they march, and the Legate continues."Now, you know I have a reputation for cunning in battle! I do not intend this to be a fair fight, and we are going to fall upon them without warning! We will strike at their weakest points! This won't be a battle - it'll be a kick up the toga!"At this point, the parade leaves the city and continues on the road to the tribe as the men cheer the Legate on.What do anons?>Cheer the Legate for his speech...>...Get back in the tank and don't cheer.>Write-in
>>1534312>Cheer the Legate for his speech...May as well do what everyone else is and not risk being put on a blacklist
You cheer him on and get back in the tank.After half an hour of driving, the legions fall behind and your sent ahead...You get orders from the radio that apparently the Hobgoblins have erected some barricades to slow you down, and the commander suspects an ambush or covering fire for the Hobgoblin retreat... Either way, he wants you to clear out the barricades.The other tanks drive up to the barricades, which are raised enough to prevent infantry from moving through it...What do anons?>Ram into the barricades!>...Open fire on the barricades! (Choose a gun, and choose an ammo type.)>...Wait for the other tanks to act.>Write-in
>>1534401>...Open fire on the barricades! (Choose a gun, and choose an ammo type.)Main gun, HE shell
>>1534401>>>1534401>...Open fire on the barricades! (Choose a gun, and choose an ammo type.)>Main gun, HE shell
oh boy, uh, questing. I kinda tried archiving my last thread the other day, and half awake I ended up archiving this one. with my tags.
>>1535704Are you fucking autistic or something? Good job, now shit gets more confusing you fucking tosser.You of course, order to fire an HE round into the barricade. It certainly does plenty of damage, knocking much of the stuff to the side.It seems like the coast is clear.Actions>Fire another shell, just in case.>Drive through!>Write-in
>>1535923Yeah, my bad. lesson learned, never archive while tired.>Fire another shell, just in case.
>>1535923>Fire another shell, just in case.I guess we have to archive a prototype thread as a EDQ one now
You fire another shell. As soon as it hits and explodes, a small amount of explosions go off. It seems like the hobgoblins planted some landmines, which you luckily managed to trigger...It takes a moment for a mine defusal crew to come up, and eventually the way is cleared for you to move through.Roll me a 1d20 anons.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1536076
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1536076Has someone emailed Lord Licorice?
It has been approximately 7 hours since QuestingQM. His status is unknown and moral among anons is falling.
Shamefully shameless self plug for my quest while we wait. in the mean time.>>1536276how the hell did you do this?! WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!
Sorry about being dead anons, I went out to a gym to get /fit/ and just woke up after passing out.Anyways.Critical Success!The shell hits the ground and explodes, and detonates some other type of explosives. It causes a chain reaction, going on for quite a while under a fury of explosions, and eventually coming to an end.You seemed to have cleared out a minefield. Nice work!Your tank drives forward and of course, as you turn the corner, behind a rock seems to have been a hidden Storm tank trying to hit you, but you suspected this, allowing you to get your armor to face him...What do anons?Chance to Hit: 90%Actions>Aim at a specific location! (He'll get the first shot, but it'll let you hit a vital location...)>Fire an HE shot!>Load a different shot type!>Open fire with your coaxial machinegun!>Order the turret to fire!>Write-in
>>1540502>Fire an HE shot!
>>1540502>>Fire an HE shot!
Roll me a 1d10. Anything above 10 is a miss.One roll please.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>1540511There's no way we can miss
4You hit and and it detonates inside of the tank, easily destroying and even blowing the turret off...Some hobgoblin soldiers open fire, and your crew reloads...What do you want the turret gunner to do?>Single Fire. (80% to hit. 90% with tracer belt.)>Burst firing. (60% to hit. 80% with tracer belt.)>Full Auto. (30% to hit. 50% to hit with tracer belt.)>Tell the crewmember to take cover! (Won't take damage.)There are thirty hobgoblins anons.
>>1540536>>Single Fire. (80% to hit. 90% with tracer belt.)
>>1540536>Single Fire. (80% to hit. 90% with tracer belt.)
Roll me a 1d10 anons.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>1540574
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>1540574
Rolled 9 (1d10)Your turret gunner opens fire... And completely misses every shot.Shit.One of them seems to be using a handheld anti-tank weapon. Lolth's bolt.Ignore my roll.
The rocket shot goes wide and misses completely.Actions>Open fire with your cannon!>Fall back!>Open fire with your turret!>Open fire with your coaxial gun!>Write-in
>>1540671>>Open fire with your turret!
>>1540671>Open fire with your turret!
Rolled 2 (1d10)Ignore my roll anon.
The turret gunner position opens up, and the hobgoblin soldiers open fire on the gunner...Roll me a 1d20-1 to see if he survives!+2 for evasive manuevers!
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1540766
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1540766Turn the tank to move the position of the gunner.
"Hey, this is pretty easy! Reminds me of my dad's workshop when I used to use the dri-"The gunner gets his head blown off, and get stuck, leaving the turret hatch open...You have lost Feist! Your tank's hatch is also exposed.You hear a few of the Hobgoblins rush to jump onto the tank and hope to toss a grenade down the hatch...Who will you send to remove Feist's corpse from the hatch?>The gunner.>The loader (In the middle of reloading!)>You'll do it yourself!>Ignore it and focus on getting the hobgoblins off of you.
>>1540781>>The gunner.Great, the guy we paid for died
The gunner goes to extract Feist's corpse...The morale of your crew has suffered from Feists' death.Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can keep your crew together!+2 if you can keep your recruits focused on the battle!
>>1540790To make things worse he was a mechanic. Also we're probably run into a few more losses in the future.
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1540803
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1540803
10+2Your crew is somewhat paniced.Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if the gunner can extract the corpse without problems.+2 for ideas on how to dispose of it.
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1540819Just push it out of the way and off the tank. It's not he's going to get an open casket anyways.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1540819
19+5=24You of course toss him out and your loader has loaded the cannon, of course.What do anons?>Use coaxial gun!>Use cannon!>Write-in
>>1541289>>Use coaxial gun!
>>1541289>Use coaxial gun!
Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1541382
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1541382I guess I'll roll.
Back, sorry about my death.18+3=21You manage to fire and hose down quite a few hobgoblins on your tank...The survivors decide to flee, allowing you to pick a few off. You and the other tanks continue, undaunted...It'll certainly be a while until something happens. A few hours...Anyways... Onto something else happening.>Switch to the PoV of Chrysoula.>Stay Revenaris.>Switch briefly to Renexizious.
>>1542132>Switch to the PoV of Chrysoula.
Rolling here in 15 minutes. Please decide.Keep in mind this isn't "ultra" important, but it could be to some people.
Chrysoula it is.Meanwhile, in Stockholm.As Chrysoula.You of course, sit in bed, curled up tight and trying to stay warm.You haven't seen anyone but Renexizious's helots for a few days, and you miss him already... You kind of were hoping when he got back he could cuddle with you. He was cold to the touch, but on the otherhand, everything just felt so much better when he was there, curled up beside you...You sigh a bit emotionally. Honestly, you just want to get out, run around... Do things. Not sit here and wait.Not to mention the bed hates you. Probably from how much you weigh maybe... You do pack on the pounds rather quickly while laying around in a hospital bed.Not to mention a lot of Renexizious's soldiers are off on holiday for "Easter Sunday", even a lot of the servants get time off......You kind of wish someone would make you something warm like hot chocalate, that'd be great...You begin to stand up and after painfully groaning, you put on some rather tight clothes... Not a lot is in your size, though you are happy for having some...You go down the stairs (cursing in Greek as you descend) when you notice something rather... Weird. The couch cushions have all been tossed to the ground. Maybe Frankizka lost the TV controller or something.Strange.This of course, draws your interest.Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.+1 if you can be suspicious and think about who could be searching around?+1 if Chrysoula can think how Ren and Flames are doing and worry a bit...
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1542233
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1542233Speaking about stuff that we don't entirely know about, there's still one Elven Dominion base left in Denmark. Instead of slaughtering the remnants of the Elves there, I think Ren or Liz should go there to actually find out about their agenda or background. There are dynamics about them which we've never touched about. For example, the Drow who bombed Stockholm a while back were going to out the blame on normal Elvea.
16+4=20You manage to hear some sounds from the basement... It erm...Someone's in Ren's lab? You erm, usually rarely go down there and it's freezing cold... Especially the lab. You once took some water and it froze over in there...Actions>Go tell the guards! (Little to no personal risk. Gives whoever is in there time!)>Go down and intercept! (Plenty of personal risk, but you can intercept whoever's down there!)>Write-in
>>1542285>Go tell the guards! (Little to no personal risk. Gives whoever is in there time!)
>>1542285>Go down and intercept! (Plenty of personal risk, but you can intercept whoever's down there!)
>Go down and intercept! (Plenty of personal risk, but you can intercept whoever's down there!)Please be our Jewish Treasurer, Please be our Jewish treasurer.
You decide to go down and intercept...You stumble down the stair...Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can stay sneaky.+2 for ideas on how to sneak while injured and a huge minotaur.
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1542358
18+3=21You manage to not make a sound and get to the lab...Inside, seems to be a man stuffing documents and tubes inside a duffel bag...He hasn't exactly noticed you yet...He's also armed with what seems to be a silenced rifle... It looks to be high caliber, whatever it is.Actions>Sneak up on him. (High chance of failure)>...Grab something, and prepare to THROW it right at his face!>Sneak away...> CHARGE HIM FOR STEALING YOUR HUSBAND'S THINGS!>Write-in
>>1542384>>...Grab something, and prepare to THROW it right at his face!Handy vial of acid sitting on a table
>>1542384>...Grab something, and prepare to THROW it right at his face!Fuck his shit up
>>1542384...Grab something, and prepare to THROW it right at his face!This seems the most likely to succeed and least likely to break everything.
Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.+2 if Chrysoula can be very ANGRY!
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1542407
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1542407I JUST WANTED TO RELAX!
17+4=21You grab a nearby object, which is an entire table, and toss it right at him.He turns around and the table hits him RIGHT in the fucking face, knocking him to the floor face first. The table itself breaks in two upon impact, and it flies off into the rest of the lab, breaking shit.The guy scrambles for his rifle, and being quite angry, you charge at him...Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can beat him before he gets to it..+2 if you can find a way to go FASTER!
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1542440
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1542440
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1542440Using newton's second law of motion, if we throw our clothes behind us, the opposite force will propel us forwards
>>1542451. . that's not how physics works but I don't want to ruin this.
19+3=22You RUSH forward, and STOMP the gun into two seperate pieces outright with your hooves, and you pick the guy up...Roll me a 1d20+4 to KO this guy back to the fucking stone age.+3 for particularly angry, hardcore, or devestating take downs.+2 if Chrysoula can find a way to put MORE force behind her punch.+1 if Chrysoula can completely ignore her pain.
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1542475
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1542475Grab his head and repeatedly slam his face into the ground
Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1542475DOUBLE PUNCHBring around a fist from the left and right side of his head to hit him on both sides.If we're lucky he'll only have severe brain damage
Rolled 16 (1d20)Ignore my roll. This is to see if he even survives.
PLEASE BE OUR KIKE TREASURER!
>>1542528>PLEASE BE OUR KIKE TREASURER!Stop trying to kill our treasurer
>>1542535Well he does have the tendency to cause inflation every once in a while. Not that it matters but still.
>>1542538well, he is Jewish, what did you expect?
>>1542546idk. Maybe him stealing and giving all of our national secrets to Israel. Holy shit this just made a lot more sense
>>1542553bingo. now your getting the hang of it.
ok, why the fuck is half my image folder suddenly for ants and how do I fix that shit?
>>1542589>ants>>1542538A small amount of inflation is necessary for a stable economy
You bring your two fists from the left and right, and EXPLODE HIS HEAD INTO A RED MIST, brain practically flying onto the ceiling at such a high velocity that the few non-flattened bone shards act as shrapnel, FLYING out of his head into the ceiling, and cutting deep into it. His head is entirely sandwiched, but you aren't done yet. You grab his now mushy head, lifting him high in the air and SMASH him into a nearby table with so much force that the room itself shudders.The tile beneath it is completely shattered and evicerated, and it acts as shards that go into his back adding more and MORE blood all over the floor. The table itself is smashed in two pieces, itself at one point being solid stone, but now broken in half.His head is now little more then a spinal cord, which you slam into the ground, dowsing the floor with his blood. Not yet done, you grab him by the legs, and whirl him around STRAIGHT into one of the cells here and THROWING HIM HEADFIRST INTO IT.His body smashes through the solid concrete wall, the glass, and hits the other side with visible cracks appearing on it, blood utterly covering the wall. The corpse of the man is so bruised, so deformed, and so heavily mangled that you could fucking play basketball with it.You grab the now "meatball" and literally smash ANOTHER table with it, this time for fun.It's erm... After this, you calm down, and find yourself in a um...A really, really damaged lab. Covered in blood, entrails, and plenty of debirs. Even the lights flicker from the amount of punishment you've dealt.Roll me a 1d20+3 if Chrysoula can totally not freak out at having destroyed Ren's lab while having physically made someone a compact meat ball on accident, when you just meant to knock them out.+2 if Chrysoula can try to worry about how she'll get all this cleaned out...+3 if Chrysoula can feel horrible for doing that to the man!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1542600wut...
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1542600>Can't even look at his ears to see if it was man or elfDamn
>>1542619We have genetics, we will know
>>1542623Is DNA testing even a thing by now? Also it could've been from a more obscure race that don't have a lot of DNA samples.
Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1542600
Choose one anons.This will affect Chrysoula's behavior.>Horrified. (Chrysoula will shy away from violence even more, and will try to remain in control of her own anger and strength. She's also much more timid.)>Scared. (Normal, but Chrysoula will shy away from touching people or physical activity out of fear of hurting them.)>...Shocked. (Normal. Chrysoula will get concerend about her anger issues though.>...Impressed. So this is what being BUFF can do! (Chrysoula will seek out to be even bigger and buffer!)>...Secretly Enjoyed. (Chrysoula will secretly enjoy getting into fights and will become much better at fighting. She'll also be a bit happier.)
testing.also she can clean it with lemon, lots of lemon. And bleach.
>>1542653>...Shocked. (Normal. Chrysoula will get concerend about her anger issues though.We might want to not become a khornate berserker mentally
>>1542653>...Shocked. (Normal. Chrysoula will get concerend about her anger issues though.
>>1542646We can make entirely new races by scratch. I think we can tell the man's race by his corpse>>1542653>>...Secretly Enjoyed. (Chrysoula will secretly enjoy getting into fights and will become much better at fighting. She'll also be a bit happier.)>>1542654Still shitty
You can't help but gasp...You um... You didn't really mean to kill him... Just knock him around a bit, you know?Actions>...Maybe you should see Franziska about this...>...Go back to bed?>...You um...You should clean this mess up before Ren gets back...>...Exercise. You need to relieve some stress...>Write-in
>>1542698>>...Maybe you should see Franziska about this...
>>1542698>...Maybe you should see Franziska about this...
>>1542698 All Franzizka and the guards
You of course, go to Frankizka to PANIC ABOUT HOW YOU ACCIDENTLY KILLED SOMEONE.Roll me a 1d20+3 before we go to see if Chrysoula breaks down or not.+2 if she can be super scared about her first time killing anyone!+1 if she can go for hug.+1 if she can miss Ren and wish he'd help you with your anger.+1 for theorizing where Chrysoula's inner anger comes from.
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1542725
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1542725