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This here is a Quest for all Star vs The Forces of Evil faggots

SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/Fu_Cu-JGEsg?list=PLeRGKarlgNylWbtR52r-tYsYxFkOlTWak

>You are Anon
>14 year old boy...who has had a pretty crazy day
>Last night you got with your boys from the Football team for a pre-game blowout
>You hung out with cheerleaders
>Got in a fight with the rival team
>Then you contemplated the Ethics of enslaving someone's soul via devil magic
>Typical Thursday?
>Your heart sure hopes not
>You bought a magic door that's essentially your own apartment now
>You got a sick new cloak made from flying manta rays
>So now you can glide
>Just like the best Sonic Character
> Charmy
>You got a little rattled last night going to Quest Buy
>With your mentor/demon buddy Heckapoo
>Or, as you call her in your mind
>The Border Wall
>Cause she's thicc and protects you
>She also got out of Quest Buy without you paying for extended double jeapordy warranty
>Nice
>You got home in time to see Mom
>She was eating cookie dough on the couch
>With her hands
>A: "Wh-"
>M: "Hey, kiddo."
>A: "Mom, what the hell?"
>M: "Oh don't tell me yourhf gonna star tryinh tell me to -diet- too?"
>A: "No, fool I just want you to share!"
>You and Mom playfought over raw dough for about ten minutes before you finally went to sleep
>Now you've awoken...and it's
>Friday

>You have enough time to make breakfast and get ready without delay
>Tonight, you and your boys face The Silver Hill Prep WARRIORS on the football field


WHAT DO?


https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
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>>1487831
Walk to school. Maybe we can thank DIRT BROTHER on the way there.
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>>1487831
I want us to move a bunch of our shit into our new apartment! And put Susan in there too! Now we can bring her anywhere with us!
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>>1487831
Make breakfast and head to school. Test gliding, and if we can't get it down, just portal if we're short on time.

>>1487642
Woah man. I can see why Ron would want her, she still a QT.

Just asking for curiosity's sake, do you do this professionally? Like paid commissions? Because you can probably pull it off, man.
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>>1487831
>make breakfast and get ready without delay
>Send jackie a wish me luck text
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>>1487831
We should probably store Susan and some other items in the new apartment we got.
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>>1487831
Mentally and physically psych yourself up
Today is gonna be another long ass day.
Maybe bring Zombella along fir some fresh air.
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>>1487831
>implying there's anything else to do

Make breakfast and get ready without delay.
Oh, and let's use the Manta Cloak to go to school this time.
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>>1487831
Go to school... Gliding!
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>>1487831
Manta Cloak to school.
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>>1487857
>>1487851
Supporting this, actually. Let's keep Susan in the portable room and whatever valuables with her.
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>>1487869
Try it out, we got to test it out in low risk environment first.
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>>1487831
Check out your new Apartment and store your shit there. Maybe store Our zombie pal there too for easy access.

Make a triumphant entrance to school in our new Manta Cloak.
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>>1487831
Portal to school. Gotta start using these scissors for menial shit like any good wizard.
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>>1487831
Portal to the top of a high hill, take that manta cloak out for a test ride.
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Get the infinity falls ready in preparation for the drake.

For the uninitiated, that's where we put two portals horizontally on top of each other, and put a thing in, and let gravity accelerate it to terminal velocity.

Later, we open another portal to re-route it into the face of something we want dead.
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>>1487869
Fuck it, let's do it!!!!
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>>1487831
>>1487904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYRfBISyu9o
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>>1487831
We could breach the fact we have a magic apartment with mom.
Might be useful to her also.
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>>1487996
Nooooo! Let's not tell Mom about it!
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>>1487869
>>1487871
>>1487885
Supporting. We just got it, so we gotta test it out.
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>>1487996
Mom would freak.
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I also just realized Marco won the tournament with his evil tentacle arm.

He does not have the will to control it, meaning he's going down edge central.

Additionally, he's still gonna have the arm by game time.
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>>1487996
Not a fan of this thought. Don't think she has to know about this little acquisition of ours.
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>>1488029
Yeah, without a godlike will like ours monster arms just aren't worth it,
HELL, it's still almost not worth it even with a will like ours
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>>1488029
We have to stop marco from going down edge central. WE MUST REMOVE ARM
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>>1488029>>1488050


Tournament doesn't happen yet, I believe.
That's an entirely different trophy.

The School Spirit episode hasn't even happened yet. The tournament is much later.
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>>1487846
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>>1487860
>>1487857
>>1487862
>>1487864
>>1487867
>>1487869
>>1487871
>>1487881

>Getting ready for school has always been typical
>Shit
>Shower
>Suds
>Brush
>OJ
>Bread
>Door
>Today, however it's more like
>Everythingishappeninginablurbecauseyouhaveapairofmagicalportalscissors!
>Or something
>You brush
>SCCHRIP!
>Then get breakfast
>SCHRRIP!
>Then dress!
>SCHRRRUP!
>You don your new cloak
>You catch yourself in the mirror

https://youtu.be/IGMabBGydC0

>Your clothes are clean
>You slept
>Wow
>You really slept instead of being up all night on 3senpai
>You hung out with people last night
>Today you're gonna be at a Football game where everyone is counting on you
>Your friends will be there
>Your mom will be there...
>You caught yourself smiling
>Muscles gives you the thumbs-up
>It's weird how your arm moves on it's own sometimes
>Even weirder that it gives you high-fives
>A: "Haha you feeling it too, Big guy?"
>SCHRRRRRRRRIP!
>You open a portal
>Not to school
>But to the top of the last big hill before School
>50 feet in the air
>You breathe deep
>Draw out your arms
>Then jump!

>You fall...
>Then fall...
>FWUMP!
>The wind catches your wings!
>You're pushed up into the sky like a leaf!
>In moments you're not just falling
>You're falling in style!
>The sun is well and out
>Breaking apart those beautiful summer clouds
>You can see the ocean
>You see your school
>The Bus has rolled up
>You spot several kids looking up at you
>K: "Is that Anon?"
>K2: "I think I have Science class with that guy."
>A window flies open
>Blake leans out of it
>B: "Dude! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK THIS TOWN TONIGHT!?"
>You pump your fist
>A: "TO-NITE!"
>Some of the kids in the seats do the same
>Some of them are screaming at you to do a flip
>You also see Jackie just skating up the front of the school ahead of you

What do?
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1488084
b-b-back flip

also rolling for this thread's luck
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>>1488084
Scream "Sup" at Jackie while falling with style
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Swoop down to where Jackie is, no fancy tricks. Greet her like nothing happened.
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>>1488084
Do a flip!
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>>1488084
>DO A FLIP
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>>1488084
This is our first time gliding, let's not risk cracking our skull. Try and land next to Jackie.
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High five Jackie, do a flip, then enter school with swagger And an i own the place attitude
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>>1488084
Catch up to Jackie.

Do a flip for her.
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>>1488084
Shout "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!" Then land right next to Jackie.
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>>1488084
Glide close to Jackie and get her attention. Let her know how fucking awesome this is.
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>>1488084
>inb4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A
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>>1488135
This is what I change to
It fits with our autism, and it doesn't end with a cracked skull
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>>1488084
Do a barrel roll!
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>>1488084
>>1488111

>>1488162
THIS
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>>1488144
>>1488162
Can get behind these.
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>>1488084
When someone says do a flip, you flip.
combine with>>1488135
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1488191
>>1488168
>>1488162
>>1488153
>>1488111
>>1488108
>>1488105
>>1488099

ROLL DEX!
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
>DOODLE bow wow
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1488206
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Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
We gonna crash
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1488206
FOR THA WOMEN!
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

Fuck im
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
Al infinito y mas alla!
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
INCOMING CRASH LANDING
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!
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>>1488219
first roll!
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>>1488219
C O M A A R C
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>>1488219
>>1488220

WE'RE CRASHING THIS GLIDER

WITH NO SURVIVORS
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DO A FLIP
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1488206
fuck
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Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzQ3eBerHfM
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Why did you idiots vote to do a flip?
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
D
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Holy shit, we got like no rolls above 10 not counting the one without a +3
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1488206
r-r-r-r-rollannn
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
Well, things are already terrible. Let's make them worse.
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Holy God these rolls
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>>1488240
Tactical comedy. We succeed and gain cool points. We fail, and get Sympathy points. It a win win.
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>>1488240
That's how you learn; Try shit, eat shit, get better at shit.
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1488206
Saving?
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Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
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>>1488270

>saving?

nope
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Let's crash.

At least we didn't get any 1's
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Whelp gents, looks like it's Funyuns for breakfast!
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>>1488259
>>1488256
>>1488279
Y'know.... we're probably end up meeting up with Sabrina in the infirmary...
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>>1488281
As long as we survive, we should be able to BfB from other animals and people. No need to waste them.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1488206
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>>1488219
>>1488219

WINNER!

>7 total

>>1488220
-2

5 total...

>You hitch back your arms
>Pulling up, into the sky you ready yourself for the full 360
>The speed
>The G forces
>A: "WOOOOOOOOO!!"
>You did the flip!
>A: "HAHa!"
>...but now youre' fast
>So
>Fast
>A: "Whuh WH-!"
>SHHHHHREEEEEEE
>The road is blazing by!
>The school is approaching like an oncoming train!
>Just as you rocket past Jackie you catch her eye
>She looks a little startled
>Until she sees you
>In that split second where you're looking at one another
>She takes in your situation
>Is afraid for your life
>Then snatches out her hand
>Smiling
>FWOOSH!
>You're blasting through the hallways!
>Barely dodging teachers and students
>J: "Anon! WHaaaat is happenin' my duuuude?"
>A: "I was gliding to schoooll!"
>J: "Were?"
>A: "NOW I'M CRASHING IN SCHOOL!"
>You both scream
>Jackie's still laughing for some reason
>BREASH!
>You end up in a heap at the end of the locker hall
>Jackie is in your chest
>You went into the wall
>Ow
>Your whole body
>Good thing you're getting so tough
>Still, you see stars
>A: "uuhhh."
>A strong hand grips your shoulder and pulls you free
>Ju: "Broh. Do you -ever- slow down?"
>It's Justin
>A: "Here's hoping I figure out how before I'm dead."
>Ju: "Long as you make it tonight bro...cause you know what day it is?"
>Intense techno fills the air in your mind as all concussions fade into brotherhood and readiness
>Jackie's dusting herself off
>Looking not too worse for wear
>She almost speaks up until she realizes you're doing the High-noon high-five stand off with Justin
>J: "You guys are like, dorky rays of sunshine today."
>Your eyes lock with the J-man
>Your hands fly out to each other!
>With power!
>Precision!

ROLL CHARISMA FOR BRO HANDSHAKE!
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>>1488320
>>1488320
Credit for this image goes to the lovely "Deonix" in our Discord chat
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
CONTAIN THE 'TISM
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
C'mon bruh!
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
MORE SHIT ROLLS WOOOO
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>1488320
>>1488320
The dice
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
Ok come boys we can do this
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1488320
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
>inb4 deciding post is a 1
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1488320
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488320
Chareesma!
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Nigga
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

BROFORCE REPRESENT
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
TIME TO FUCK THIS UP!
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>>1488326
11 + 2 - 2

It's an OK high five
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>>1488336
Yes
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

HOO BOY
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
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Well now it's down to 9.

Anon needs to wake up, his rolls are fucking garbage.
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>>1488340
>>1488344
>>1488326
It's gonna be one of THOSE threads, huh?
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>>1488354
>>1488361
Buddy, you get one roll.
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
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Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488377
What dubs said
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>>1488396
Fuck you
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>>1488326
>>1488326

The winner!

>11 total

>>1488327
+2!

>>1488340
-2...

>>1488344
-2...
>9 total

>Slap!
>Wap! WHip!
>It's going well
>CRRRACK!
>Until you used Muscles to do the last palm-slap
>J: "AH!
>You misjudged your strength
>Justin has a damn Indian tan all across his palm and each finger
>He's holding his right wrist
>Hissing
>Ju: "SHHHH AAAA! AAA!"
>J: "Oh my gosh."
>Ju: "Dude! You're beast-hand just gave me dead arm! I can't feel anything up to my elbow! FFFF-"
>Jackie swoops in, pulling some weird cream from out of her back pocket
>J: "Givvit here."
>Ju: "Don't touch it!"
>J: "Lemme see it!"
>She inspects that hand pretty intensely

>J: "Oh, you big baby."
>She smears the cream on in a thin layer.
>J: "He just took the upper layer off. You'd get way worse on a bike."
>Ju: "How would you know?"
>Jacke stands up, admiring her handiwork
>J: "I spend all day skating in short-shorts dude. Do you think I'm out here with no protection?"
>Muscles twitches
>A: "No."
>You scold him
>He calms himself...
>Until Sabrina startles him
>S: "Oh, H-hey guys are you excited about ga-THWACK!"
>S: "EEP!"
>Her dress is six inches higher on her waist
>A: "Muscles!"
>If an arm could laugh
>Muscles would be guffawing from his bicep
>A: "Sabrina, aw geeze you ok-"
>S: "Igottago!"
>She actually run to the bathroom
>Ju: "I gotta go see the nurse and get this taped up..."
>Justin slinks off too
>You're left alone with Jackie
>She's giving you that damn pleasant smile again
>Like she's happy just to see you
>Or some homosexual mess
>A: "So, uh..."
>J: "Hey. I'm proud of you, wild man."
>A: "Proud? What are you, my uncomfortably young and attractive step sister?"
>J: "That sounded like an entire porn plot."
>A: "It is and -man- is it boring to me by now."
>J: "Stop jokin' for a second! Haha my sides are getting toned but I need to breathe."
>A: "What are you proud of me for?"
>J: "For getting out there. You push boundaries all the time, my guy. Other worlds. New sports. New friends. You were a wallflower our whole lives up 'til now and..."
>She nudges your cheek with her fist
>Her hands are crazy soft
>J: "Look at ya."
>You can't seem to respond
>A blush has eaten your head
>A: "I- well I- psssh. FF hum. I-"
>J: "Make sure you invite me along on those sometime."
>A: "Well-"
>J: "There's no better adventure than one you take together."
>The bell rings
>Off Jackie goes
>J: "Byenon! See ya at the game!"
>A: "B-...buh."

>You are alone at school
>You have some classes before school
>It's Friday
>So your classes are different today
>First Class is Theatre
>You don't like Theatre
>Because Theatre is the only class you share with Marco and Star Butterfly
>You 'could' skip it
>You could also run from all your other problems though


What do?
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>>1488468
Don't skip, go to class.
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>>1488468
Yeah, let's skip it. Theatre is dumb.
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>>1488468
Eeeeugh...

We want good grades... Dammit man.

Yeah... Take it. Don't look at either of them in the eyes.

But mind read Marco. See if he still has that shit, knockoff arm
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>>1488468
>Go to class
>Hide in a high ground position
>When Marco comes by, greet him Master Asia Style.
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>>1488468
Just go
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>>1488468
Go to theater. Just keep out head don and take any kind of minor, backstage duties. DO NOT DRAW ATTENTION
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>>1488468
Dont skip,we didnt get here by being a goddamm pussy.
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Go to theater, star and Marco are nothing to us now.
They stay away from us, and we won't autism them
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>>1488468
GO TO CLASS
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>>1488468
Don't be a bitch-mewgga. Go to class.
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>>1488468
>>1488488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AoN6mr3cQ8
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>>1488468
Skip drama. Let's go find somewhere to research swamp Drakes.
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>>1488468
Go, might increase a stat
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>>1488518
You know anywhere we could go to do that? And we have other classes to attend, man.
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>>1488468
educayshun nigga, we goin to class
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go to class
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>>1488468
GOT TO CLASS YOU PUSSY
FACE YOUR PROBLEM WITH MANLY SPIRIT AND DETERMINATION
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>>1488523
Library dimension. We could come back for our next class.
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>>1488468
Just go to class. We've got nothing else to do.
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>>1488541
We have like a hundred things we could be doing right now.
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>>1488531
>Library Dimension
We've been over this. That's not how it works. Anon needs to know a library dimension exists if we wants to be able to go there. It's the same with Quest Buy.
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Time to count

DEM VOTES!
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13024214/r
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>>1488586
>No option to hold hands
Shit poll
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>>1488586
STOP POSTING THE LINK TO THE FUCKING RESULTS
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>>1488468
GO TO CLASS
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>>1488586
>posting Discord shit in the thread
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>>1488468
Go to class.
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THE VOTES

>SKIP THEATRE
2 votes

>FACE THE DAY
13 votes

>You know you haven't come this far
>Not this fucking far just to keep running from a pair of people you barely know
>Well, you used to know Marco...
>Before Star came around you were sleepover buddies
>Then Nightlight Knights
>Then Playthrough Pals
>You thought your friendship was really special
>Especially since it was one out of the four you've ever had with other kids
>Everybody always seemed to leave you
>Or be taken away
>Even Marco
>A part of you wonders what will take Jackie, Janna, Justin and your new bros away
>Then you grip your backpack so tight the straps begin to fray
>A: "Nothing's taking them away. If fate tries to take what's mine again I'll do Mom did."
>Destroy the world
>You grin inwardly as that dramatic edginess fuels your entrance to theatre
>You kick open the doors
>Do a pose
>You spot a brown haired head attached to a red hoodie
>A: "MarrrcoooooO!"
>You scream
>Nobody turns
>Except the people wondering what all the screaming was about
>He hasn't turned at all to look at you
>What
>A: "I-I SAID!"
>You slap the ground
>Do a somersault in the air before you land at the front row in front of Marco
>You land on a step
>To have specifically 8 inches of high-ground
>It's over before it's even begun
>A: "Marco! I gotta bone to pi- whuh?"
>It's a basketball
>On a stick
>With a Marco wig
>A: "What the zog?"
>You turn slowly to your left
>In the seat next to this false Marco or 'Farco' if one was to be clever
>Is Star Butterfly
>...and she
>looks
>like
>St: "Shit."
>She curses?
>St: "Was my dummy that good?"
>Her eyes
>They're bloodshot
>It smells like she hasn't showered
>Do magic princesses even shower?
>If they do, then you now know their B.O. smells like cherry pie and play-dough
>Even their stank is sugary
>St: "I made him up so Marco wouldn't get a demeeerrrrrit hehee!"
>You've seen tired
>You've been tired
>This is utter emptiness of the spirit
>Girl's acting like she's drunk
>St: "He's a fake Marco! I call him 'Make-arco-ee! Heehehe wait..."
>She pauses, taking you in
>In a flash she seems to have remembered your entire five-minute history

cont
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Here. A higher-quality version.
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>>1488644
Me make guide for Quest
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>>1488668
Monstar is pretty cute.
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>>1488644
>>1488644

FLASHBACK

>A: "Hey, Barko! My dog. You ready to smash through Legend of the Dragoon this weekend?"
>M: "What? Oh, sorry Anon haha I can't really chill tomorrow."
>A: "Oh. Family night? I- I get it man."
>M: "No, actually I just got other plans."
>A: "You-...you cancelled our plans for better ones?"
>M: "No! NONonono! More like just...totally forgot them? Haha. Silly me."
>St: "Hey! Hey Marco! Is this your friiiiend!? Hi new friend!"
>A: "Who in the sparkly tits of the pit-lords is this?"
>M: "Buh- Uhm. Anonymous? This is Star Butterfly."
>St: "Hellooo!"
>A: "She's a Princess."
>You remember the most mad you've ever been in your life
>Your second birthday
>When your dad knocked out the birthday clown and took all your presents
>In front of your classmates
>That felt like a spark in comparison to the split second hell-fire of fury that lit your soul
>When you met Star Butterfly
>The same day you met her was the day your Dad showed you what a flying Armbar was
>By demonstrating on your Mom
>With you tied to a chair
>He didn't understand why you were both so man
>Mom had to go to the doctor
>Dad didn't want to pay
>Mom was clearly hamming up her pain because she was almost out of pills
>You tried to make them stop
>Dad beat the shit out of you
>Mom was at her worst that day
>She cheered him on
>She cheered...him on
>About teaching 'you' some respect

>That same day you still had to go to school
>The only solace you had was that the weekend was going to be spent at Marcos
>You used to love being at the Diaz's
>His parents are the nicest people to ever live
>They'd let you both stay up all night
>Play your vidya
>Be loud
>Have fun
>When you met Star all of that was gone in the exact same instant you met this...
>Sparkly
>Rainbow shooting
>Butterfly spitting
>Glitter Dripping
>Fucking ACTUAL MEMBER OF ROYALTY
>You opened your mouth and you said something AWFUL to her
>The most heinous
>Vile
>Putrid shit you come up with
>All on the spot
>Must have been a pretty good roll
>So, she punched you
>Hard
>Harder than you had ever been hit
>You're pretty sure she cracked part of your eye sockets and it's why you have these crazy dark rings around them

>Now she's here
>In front of you
>With all the same questions she had before

>St: "Wait just a minute...YOU don't have the Muffintops!"
>Or, maybe less
>St: "It's you! Hipponymomynos!"
>Close
>St: "Mean boy! Y-y-you're the mean Magic boy! OoooO! I'd tell you hwat if I wasn't...so...tired."
>She's nearly melted into her chair
>Br: "Does that girl have Autism or something?"
>Oh shit
>It's Brittney
>On stage
>Of course
>Br: "Hey, Non."
>A: "What the hell are you doing here?"
>She's in full Uniform
>Br: "It's game day. We're touring all the classes to get them hype."
>She snaps her fingers
>All the cheerleaders come out and do...
>Wow
>That is a very well choreographed series of bootyshakes
>Wowr
>The students are stoked
>Br: "So remember, Possums! It's what we do!"

Mad cheering

cont
>>
>>1488706
>>1488706

>Br: "Hey."
>A: "What?"
>Br: "Wanna come with?"
>A: "Uh..."
>Br: "I can get you a hallpass."

>Seems you have a CHOICE

>Investigate the MISSING MARCO

or

>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD

>Sabrina's there
>She has an ice-pack on her butt, under her skirt
>She averts her eyes when you look at her
>Glances back
>Then wiggles her fingers in hello

WHAT DO?
>>
>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
Tell her we're busy enacting revenge. She'll understand
>>
>>1488716
let's go with Brittney.

Also, punch Star in the face before you leave, knock her out. She needs a nap. Aim for chin.
>>
>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
This is the perfect opportunity to get Star on our side and fuck Marco even more.Lets tell her how Marco replaced us with her and how she is getting replaced.
>>
>>1488716
Let's join Brittney. Marco has his own problems, and his COOL NEW FRIEND can help him.
>>
>>1488716
Thank her.

But we have to go kick somebody's ass. HARD. Investigate missing Marco.

Because fuck me if reading that fucking story didn't make me want to fuck somebody up.
>>
>>1488716
Just tell her we're staying back to enforce the order for once. She'll take that answer.

And then we investigate missing Marco.
>>
>>1488716
Thank Brittany for the offer, but...
>>Investigate the MISSING MARCO

We're gonna find our 'FRIEND' then give him a piece of our mind.
>>
>>1488716
>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD
Well that sounds cool
I'm down
>>
>>1488716
>"Sorry Britt. But I have personal business to settle."
>finger-wave back at Sabrina
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
>>
>>1488716
>>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
>>Thank Brittney for the invite but we have some revenge to do.
>>
Investigation of the Marco, we had our fill of slice of Life, now we go to the plot
>>
>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
Let's nip this evil monster arm business in the bud.
>>
>>1488716
Investigate Missing Marco
>>
>>1488716
>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD
>>
Could we not use the word revenge in front of Star? Marco's her homie, no sense antagonizing further if we ARE investigating it.
>>
>>1488734
>>1488739
>>1488743
Supporting.
>>
>>1488716
Let's get to the bottom of Marco's arm thing. Also, say sorry to Sabrina before we leave to do that.
>>
Bfb can heal butt slaps?
>>
>>1488706
>>You opened your mouth and you said something AWFUL to her
>>The most heinous
>>Vile
>>Putrid shit you come up with
>>All on the spot

You're waifu a shit
>>
Did.. we call her a jew?
>>
>>1488736
What piece of our fucking mind!?

>>1488732
Why are we going to go kick his ass?! That'll ruin our fucking rep!

>>1488742
What revenge!? I thought our revenge was just going to be doing better than him in school, not hunting him down and beating him up!
>>
>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
Oh, and apologize to Sabrina, I guess.
>>
>>1488716
>>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD
>>
>>1488766
That was never our revenge. That was our revenge to Dad for not being a deadbeat piece of shit. And prove to Mom we wont be a worthless whore like she is.

He ditched Anon. And our rep will be fine. As long as he isn't dead.
>>
>>1488736
>>1488716
Oh, also. Say hello to Sabrina and apologize.
>>
>>1488766
You think so small, revenge is not about physical harm. It's all about the mind. Save Marco and Star won't have the excuse of solving her own problems. Star will also acknowledge to herself that she's useless.
>>
>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
And of course, apologize to Sabrina.
>>
>>1488716
Supporting:
>>1488739
>>
>>1488716
>>1488739
>Also, BfB Sabrina's butt. She seems like she needs it.
>>
>>1488716
Join brittney
>>
>>1488810
Im down for that
>>
>>1488716

>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
>>
>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
and apologize to Sabrina for her butt
>>
It is time...to COUNT!
>>
>>1488909
We really should take the time to hang out with them for a while.
At least at some point in the relatively near future.
>>
>>1488982
oh totally. but I think for a lot of us here, it's just about a matter of priorities. Which is something I think Britney is fully able to comprehend and appreciate, especially after our parting conversation the previous night.
>>
THE VOTES

>Join Brittney
6 votes

>INVESTIGATE
17 votes

Oh my


THE PATH IS CHOSEN

>You don't even look toward Brittney when you turn her down
>You're laser locked on Star
>This twinkly little space alien
>A: "Nah. You know me. Got my own shit goin' on."
>Br: "With the Foreigner?"
>Now you turn
>A: "Hey. Juke Box Hero was an anthem. Even if you don't rock the jams there isn't a Panty in the world that can stay dry during 'I wanna know what love is.'"
>Brittney clearly doesn't get your dank reference
>Whuh-Whip!
>Doesn't phaze her
>Br: "Whatever, Anon. It's your spot on the gravy train you're missing."
>A hand raises up in the crowd
>Alf: "Uh...I'll come with."
>Holy hot potato dicks
>It's Alfonzo
>Trying to make a play!
>Brittney looks at him
>Then walks off
>Without even telling him no
>Jesus
>A: "Maybe next time, buddy."
>Alfonzo shrugs, still looking defeated
>Back to business
>A: "Where's Marco."
>St: "Oh wouldn't yeOOouuu like to know Mr. Grumpybutt!"
>A: "My butt is a normal. Butt! Trust me! I'm attached to an expert!"
>Muscles is nodding his hand
>St: "You DITCHED Marco as soon as I came along cause you need to be all -edgy- an coool! Yer just a big magic jerk!"
>Some people are whispering
>You catch some of it
>P: "What's happening?"
>P2: "Are Anon and Star gonna fight again?"
>P3: "I hope they kiss during it."
>P4: "Stop being weird."
>You steel yourself
>This will require something you have very little of
>Patience
>You take a deep breath
>Then spell it out for Star
>A: "Listen. Marco and I fell out, alright? He ditched ME though."
>St: "Waaa? No."
>Star has falled forward, off of her chair
>She's draped onto your shoulders
>She weighs next to nothing and is as limp as a fully cooked Spaghetti noodle
>St: "Marco's a gray-boat. N-Nuh He's a Great guy! He keeps the leaves out of the gutter...he's...grate."
>A: "He was my best friend until you showed up."
>You push her off, the chair she lands in makes a little squeak and poots pink clouds
>Why does that make you so angry?
>A: "Now. Here you are all alone and totally destroyed. You're sitting next to a Broom! That was how I spent my first so I think I speak from experience when I tell you that's a sign of your social standing."
>Star looks at the Broom
>St: "Marco! Hey!"
>She hugs it
>You hug your own face with your hand
>M: "Can you just tell me where he is?"
>St: "He's...mwahhh!"
>When Star yawns a butterfly being chased by a gang of knife wielding moths escapes from her mouth
>They catch that butterfly
>They catch him and make him scream while they take him from behind
>They took turns
>St: "Training."
>A: "Marco skipped school...to train?"
>St: "Mhm."
>Star's cheek hearts are transforming into little sleepy clouds
>Her eyes are shutting

She's falling asleep!

>A: "No! Don't go out on me you fucking Psycho Pixie!"

>STAR IS PASSING OUT

WHAT DO!?
>>
SLAP THAT DUMB BITCH AWAKE.

FULL FUCKING FORCE HIT. SHE'S A MEWGGER, SHE CAN TAKE IT.
>>
>>1489007
Only one thing to do.

Have Muscles smack her ass. She wont wake up otherwise.
>>
>>1489007
>>STAR IS PASSING OUT
IT'S TIME!..... SECRET DEMON PATH!

SLAP HER AWAKE! SHE'S A WARRIOR, SHE CAN TAKE IT!
>>
>>1489007
SOBER HER UP
>>
>>1489007
PUNCH HER IN THE FACE
>>
>>1489017
This
>>
>>1489017
Going for it
>>
>>1489007
Wake her up.

NON-VIOLENTLY
>>
>>1489017
this!
>>
>>1489007
>>1489017
Motherhugging this.
>>
>>1489007
Put her on the housevator cuz' why not.
>>
>>1489007
Give her a big ol cartoon slap to bring her back to reality. It'd be cathartic for Anon and if she gets mad we can say we just needed her to stay awake.
>>
>>1489007
THIS SCHOOL HAS WATER FOUNTAINS
GIVE HER A LITTLE BATH

NO PUNCHING
YOU FUCK CRAZY ASSWIPES
>>
>>1489017
Can't smack what isn't there.
>>
>>1489007
portal her into like a vat of coke or something. The soda. Not the drug.
>>
>>1489038
Supporting. Water should do the trick. And leave her with horrible, horrible wet socks.
>>
>>1489038
She can take it! It probably won't even wake her up.
>>
Do anything but hitting her.
>>
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>>1489017
>>1489017
>>1489017

Oh...

Roll Strength

Haha
>>
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059
WE DOING IT BOYZ
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489059
>>
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059
>>
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489059
>>
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059
>>
Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489059
>>
Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489059
WAKE UP YOU DOUBLE MEWGGER!
>>
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059
>>
Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

Smack
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>>1489068
>>1489065
>>1489064
>>1489062
My fucking lord
>>
>>1489062
>>1489064
>>1489065
>>1489068
THE FUCK IS THIS NONSENSE HERE
>>
>>1489068
>>1489065
>>1489064
>>1489062
Holy shit.
>>1489073
way to ruin a cool thing.
>>
>>1489073
I HAVE FAILED EVERYONE!
>>
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489062
>>1489064
>>1489065
>>1489068
Jesus, I think it wants us to have 19's...
>>
Rolled 19 + 29 (1d20 + 29)

>>1489059
I'm torn. I wanna break her butt but I don't want to touch it either. Let the dice decide fate.
>>
>>1489085
Another one
Holy shit the Star hate levels are insane
>>
>>1489065
Well, ya won. Minus -2, we smacked her ass with a mean 26.

Christ.

>>1489085
Oh for fucks sake, another 19?!
>>
Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059
>>
>>1489007
Leave her be, we have no reason to think she's lying. She's just too damn tired to intentionally make shit up, go on after Brittney, Sabrina and the others.
We'll handle what's up with Marco whenever it matters.
>>
>>1489085
fucked up that roll. oh well, doesn't matter.
>>
>>1489094
STOP GODDAMMIT. What fucking possessed you? Oh look we've got a great roll! I know I'll fuck it up further!
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>>1489094
CEASE AND DESIST FUCKO
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>>1489059
ROLL FOR STARNON
>>
Dice+1d20+9
>>
>>1489108
Stop Rolling. Can you not count? Can you not see? Are you blind?
>>
stop rolling
>>
>>1489114
Put it in the options section bud
>>
NAT 20
>>
>>1489123
Tell him after the vote is called not now.
>>
Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489119
>>1489121
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>
>>1489139
This is why no one likes you.
>>
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>
>>1489141
Nah son, this is why no-one likes you
>>
>>1489059
Say Quest...

Did you expect all of us to be this retarded and seriously consider smacking Star's ass, and not as a joke, but as a legitimate choice to progress?
>>
>>1489144
stop
>>
>>1489065
A high roll where it counts
>>
>>1489147
No, not particularly. But Star is the source of our resentment from the get-go of this wild ride.... and "Patience" is a quality we "have very little of" so I can't say it's all that surprising.
>>
Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489065
>>1489064
>>1489062

its HAPPENING
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>>1489065
>>1489065
>>1489065

WINNER!

>27 total

>>1489073
-2

>>1489094

-2
25 total

>You roll Muscles around at the elbow
>He makes a comedic cranking noise
>You bounce in place
>Spit in your palms
>SLAP!
>A: "Oh. Sorry, Muscles."
>Muscles does the hand equivalent of grumbling before turning to the task at hand
>A: "Lord Kek."
>You say to the cieling
>A: "Forgive me for the sins I am about to commit."
>You crack your neck
>A: "Because I am gonna enjoy them."
>YOU SLAP!
>CRUNCH!
>Muscles took out three fucking chairs
>You...
>A: "I missed?"
>Star flopped over in her chair when you went for her face
>You try again!
>WHA-BOOM!
>A shockwave went out, knocked over six gossip queens in their seats
>A: "S-sorry!"
>GQ: "What are you even doing!? You can't hit Star! She's a grill!"
>A: "Propane, Coal or Foreman? Your next line is 'Hwat.'"
>GQ: "Whatever, freak."
>A: "I'm sorry, Jojo."
>Some guy in the crowd starts yelling
>SG: "Hey! Was that a mother fuckin-"
>WAP!
>SG: "AAAA!"
>Yes it was
>Muscles slapped the dogshit from that guy
>A: "Huh. So my slapper's not off."
>You and Muscles lock minds for second
>There is only a brief silence before you close your eyes
>An edgy shadow hides your expression as your throat fills with sandpaper
>A: "Do it."
>Muscles cannot believe his ea- err his thumb?
>Muscles does not have ears
>You look your hand in the face
>What even is Anatomy anymore?
>A: "Go for the butt, Muscles!"
>You raise your right hand!

https://youtu.be/0ev9wDHtxWE

>A: "By the POWERS OF FEMALE OBJECTIFICATION! I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!"
>Another fucking kid pipes up
>K: "Jesus?"
>WHAM!
>That kid might be dead
>A: "The BASS GOD!"

https://youtu.be/Y-dMSstLDqM

>Muscles SLAMS into the Jam!
>Star does a cartwheel, drooling from the side of her mouth
>St: "Mrrm Mommy, nooo I don't wanna wear the tutu. I want my halberd!"

cont
>>
>>1489190
>>1489190

>A: "Hold STILL!"
>BOOM BOOM BRACK SMASH BRANG!
>Lights
>Set pieces
>The cheap Gargoyles you used for the Halloween play last year
>None have their ass anymore
>Star is doing The Worm across the stage
>You are losing your mind
>A: "Enough!"
>CRRRRAAAAAAccck!
>Using this demon strength, channeling Muscles' lust for BUTTUCKS you rip the stage apart
>You've wised up
>Whatever Star is may be able to fight in it's sleep...but not if your make her into a COMFY BURRITO FIRST!
>You've done it
>She's restrained
>Ass out to the world
>A: "Mwahahahahaa!"
>The darkness behind you deepens
>Your eyes sear pink as you hold out the most charged up back hand in all creatio-
>What?
>Muscles is exploring the target
>A: "D-dude stop! It's funny if it's violent it's just sexual assault if you take your time!"
>He's pokes the butt
>He squeezes the butt
>He freezes
>So do you
>This butt is small
>...but it's TIGHT
>Rock hard in fact
>It's a booty forged from steel
>Which is why when you go to slap Star Butterfly's rump
>Muscle's decides to pull back

>and punch it.

>At first you were going to resist
>Then you realized something
>A: "Nah."
>Star sort of wakes up from all the dramatic tension music filling the theatre
>St: "Mama?"
>A: "Call me Daddy."

https://youtu.be/MWqS4A1kVKY

>KRABOOOM!!!
>Star is kill?
>No
>Star is outside the fucking room right now
>She went through the wall
>She went through the next wall
>She landed in the next classroom away
>Then an explosion went off
>Like
>A massive, cereal commercial tornado of sugar kind of explosion
>You think you saw Marshmallow bits
>Honey Pots
>Little Narwals
>A: "Fucking what? The Narwal's a species destined for extinction their body type is so specialized they ca-"
>St: "Hrrrrr waaat? WHaaat I'm uuup!"
>She's not dead
>A: "How are you even alive?"
>You stroll out of the giant holes you've put in the school
>At this point, you don't even register destruction as abnormal
>You find star in a crater
>Her dress is smoking from the back
>Otherwise she seems totally unharmed
>Some rubble falls out of her hair when she leans up
>She spits an entire lead pipe out of her mouth
>St: "What hit me?"
>A: "Gender Equality."
>St: "I don't understand."
>A: "You wouldn't."
>St: "Fine, Anon. I'll help you find Marco...but on One condition."
>A: "Which is?"
>St: "You gotta help me too."
>A: "Me? Help you? With what?"
>She crawls out of the hole, still looking so tired she could be pulled away on the breeze
>Her hand grips your collar as she sucks your damn soul out with them Big Ol' Eyes
>St: "You gotta help me save him. A-an' get my best buddy back."

>You are Anon
>You came to school to do some Football for the homies
>Like always you've left devestation in your wake...and you've gotten tangled up in something
>Much
>Much greater
>A: "Fuck. I think I hear the credits Music."
>St: "Oh, that's a relief. I need a nap."
>Meta jokes are lost on this girl
>Clunk
>She's passed out

cont
>>
>>1489252
>>1489252

>It looks like school is going to be a lot more weird than you thought
>A little wild as well
>This girl ain't from round here
>Where is she from again?
>Oh, right
>Mewni
>A: "Another Dimension."
>Where, apparently people are made out of fucking steel
>A crowd is starting to gather
>Kids are ditching classes due to "trauma"
>Cowards

>You have one Passed Star Butterfly who has asked for your help
>On this
>The Sacred Day of Friday Football
>Your Next class was Maths

WHAT DO?
>>
>>1489256
Go to maths.
>>
>>1489256
Let her sleep in the housevator and go to math
>>
>>1489256
We'll get back to her. Let her sleep.

Go to Math.

We might have time to get with Marco and still make it to the football game.

And tell Muscles to cross another name off of the "smacked booty" list.

>>1489263
Eh, why not. She already knows we're magical.
>>
>>1489256
Math time.
>>
>>1489256

>>1489263
Fuck it, why not.
>>
>>1489256
Wake up the idiot, Help the idiot, Call Justin, mention that Marco has apparently been kidnapped, and you might be late/miss the Game. This might be pressing.
>>
>>1489265
>Eh, why not
She might wake up, panic, and then blow up our housevator.
>>
>>1489256
Let her sleep in the housevator and go to math
>>
>>1489263
NO! DON'T FUCKING PUT HER IN THERE!
>>
>>1489276
Then we demand she pays for it. Or fixes it, whatever.

Besides, we're helping her out. She'll give us cash. Fuckin' royalty, mate.
>>
>>1489256>>1489263


Let her sleep in the Housevator.

Go to maths.
>>
>>1489256
Call justin. Tell him that someone we know was kidnapped. And we might be late to the game being a goddamned hero.
>>
>>1489272
This then This>>1489277
>>
>>1489263
Supporting this.

Also, I was considering going to Quest Buy to buy the strongest coffee they have and force it down her throat, but that costs money.
>>
>>1489282
>>1489252
Oh, also leave her an note telling her where she is and not to freak out.
>>
>>1489263
I'd be up for that if we DIDNT HAVE A ZOMBIE IN THERE.

But still why not? Better than being a distraction to everyone around.
>>
>>1489294
Quest never said we put her in there.
>>
>>1489294
just in case we leave her a note to kill the zombie, also tell her the zombie's name is susan
>>
>>1489256
>>1489263
This plus
>invite Jackie
>>
>>1489313
In which case sure I guess

Hide the evidence of the crime.
>>
>>1489327
changing my support to this
>>
>>1489256

>>1489287 's suggestion.
>>
>>1489263
>>1489265
Supporting.
>>
>>1489327
This
>>
Why the fuck does everyone want Star in our house?!
>>
>>1489327
this
>>
>>1489256
>>1489268

On second thought,
>>1489272
>>1489327
>>
>>1489369
I'm hoping Zombina will eat her... or at least eat her hair and socks.
>>
>>1489369
She's very easy to lose.

Just store her in our pocket, we'll get her when we need her.
>>
>>1489369
tbf, we just smacked the shit out of her ass
>>
>>1489256
On third thought,
>>1489263
>>1489272
>>1489327
>>
>>1489384
We smacked her hard and now we're throwing her unconscious body into our room.

This does not go well with our whole, "avoid becoming dad" thing.
>>
>>1489384
What does that have to do with keeping her in our house?!

>>1489283
>>1489272
Kidnapped!? What?! When was it implied that marco was kidnapped?!
>>
>>1489369
>>1489369
It keeps her somewhere where we can find her.

And we can gang up on her w/ Jackie n' Justin so we can figure out where Marco is without her KOing and not telling us shit.
>>
>>1489398
>St: "You gotta help me save him. A-an' get my best buddy back."
>save him.
Assuming kidnapping is fair
>>
>>1489256

On fourth thought:
>Let Star sleep in housevator, and leave a note for her as a means of saying sorry, and to knock when she wants out
>Contact Justin, and let him know that there's something going on with Marco, and we might end up checking Marco out.
>Go to Math Class
>>
>>1489407
Like rational adults
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>>1489403
Oh my go-He still has the EVIL monster arm. It's obvious that he's just turned to the dark side and Star doesn't want that.
>>
>>1489403
>>1489398
>>1489272
>>1489283
SHE SAID HE'S TRAINING.
It's obviously who we need to save him from.

MONSTER ARM
>>
>>1489413
THANK YOU!
>>
THE PATH IS CHOSEN

>This is hippity hop horse shit
>You just wanted to go to school
>Do some maths
>You pick up Star
>Flick out your HOUSEVATOR
>Inside your brand new apartment awaits
>Still at that perfect indoor temperature of cool but not chilly
>You swear it smells like Lemons
>Just
>The whole thing
>WHUMP
>You toss Star inside rather unceremoniously
>Assault
>Sexual
>Battery
>Now Kidnapping
>A: "Hey wait...am I the bad guy?"
>You consider this
>Until your sentient Flesh-Construct rapist right arm gives you a reassuring pat
>A: "Right. What was I thinking?"
>You get another thumbs up
>Makes it all ok
>Besides, you think she was blushing
>That's consent in Japan
>SHHHRRRRRIP!
>You slice open a hole back home
>It's time to get organized
>Z: "Masta!"
>Zombina strolls toward you, her arms outstretched
>She walks right out of the hole and into your new extra-dimensional door
>It is only now you realize that Egg-shaped kid is staring
>A: "What are you looking at?"
>E: "Did you just throw a girl into a magic door and summon another 'dead' girl into the same door?"
>A: "Why? Jealous?"
>E: "I'm afraid for my life."
>A: "Good."
>Muscles pinches that kid's ass
>E: "YIPE!"
>A: "Keeps you safe."
>That kid amscrays after you realize you don't have paper to leave a note for Star
>So, being a reasonable man you decide to leave it on the next best thing
>Your Zombie
>A: "Hold still, girl."
>Z: "Mah."
>Zombina does as she is told
>Holding so still you'd swear she was statue if not for...
>The Smell
>The dried blood
>The insects
>The eye
>Whatever, she's really good at not moving, being dead gave her much practice
>You write down her teeny shirt and somewhat onto her stomach
>"Let you crash in my magic Room. When you wake up scissor out to me or I dunno knock I guess. P.S. Still hate you P.P.S. Don't touch my stuff"
>Guess you better put in some of your stuff
>Crash mAck Blank!
>You toss in all the clothes you can spare
>Your laptop
>Your half-burnt mattress
>Your collection of Evangellion Waifu Figures
>A: "..."
>You take back the collection of Waifu figures
>Nobody needs to see that
>Finally, up near the loft section you put down BUTTER JOHNSON
>Your Saxophone
>A: "Never again." You swear to yourself as he is seated back on his stand
>Then you pop out
>Store your door
>Walk past the shrieking theatre teacher who showed up to class 20 minutes late
>Shameful
>To make your way to mother fucking Maths
>Fuck yeah
>You still hate Maths
>You're the first one here
>Mr. Anderson looks up from his paper
>Mr. A: "Anon..."
>He has real emotion in his voice
>He makes a checkmark on his attendance sheet
>Mr. A: "I'll make you as 'not' tardy."
>A: "Thanks."
>You sit down and flip out your phone
>Mr. A raises an eyebrow at that
>A: "I can't -totally- give up my criminal ways."
>Mr. A: "Keep it brief."

WHO DO YOU TEXT?

>Justin
>Marco
>Jackie
>Sabrina
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>>1489410
Like civilized adults
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>>1489413
>>1489418
OK, OK, I get it. I'm a dumbass, I hadn't thought that his monster arm would be able to convince him to go complete darkside this easily. I figured it was something else. My bad
>>
brittney
(secret demon path)
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>>1489421
Justin, of course.

Need to let him know, can't just spring this on him right before the game.
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>>1489421
>Sabrina
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>>1489421
Text Jackie, we have an adventure for her.
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>>1489421
"Justinius, bro, Marco might be in some bad shit and i need to help him. I might be late to football game tho"
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Text Jackie
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>>1489421
>Justin
Bruhs need to know their priorities.
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>>1489421
Jackie!

>>1489425
Hey man, you admitting you were wrong is the greatest thing in the world, and I thank you for it in the least smug way I can muster.
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>>1489421
text Jackie

>"Bout to go hunt down a madman, wanna come?"
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>>1489421
>>1489433
Yeah, let's apologize to Sabrina.

Also, text Justin real quick and tell him you gotta... help... Marco.
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>>1489421
>>Jackie
Question the last person you know that saw him
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>>1489421
Jackie
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>>1489421
>Sabrina
ITS TIME

>Marco
INFORM him that we are looking for him
And you know whay also tell him we have Star maybe we can get him to come to us
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>>1489421
Text an Apology to Sabrina.
Ask Jackie and Justin for help with Marco.
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>>1489421
>Justin
Explain the situation to him. Tell him we will try to make it back in time for the game.
>Jackie
Invite For Quest
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>>1489449
This
>>
Justin would understand, it's important to look out for your bros, especially if they are in deep shit
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sabrina
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>>1489421
>Justin
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>>1489421
>Justin
>>
Sabrina
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>>1489449
This
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>>1489421
>Justin
>Marco
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>>1489444
>>1489455
These two are highest priority

If we have a chance/the time, apologizing to Sabrina would be a kind gesture
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Time to count, my friends...
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>>1489421
Jackie for adventure
Justin for possible assist and warning we might be late
Marco cuz WHERE IS MARCO
Sabrina just to let her know she she's worth taking to.
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>>1489498
>she's worth taking
Anon is really turning into a sex maniac.
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>>1489524
The discord rolls predict the future man

Anon's gonna have 7 kids with Hekapoo and one for every other gal he's met.

Then killed them all like Anakin did to gain power. The 666 roll for the Sonic Totem roll shows the true path.
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>>1489532
If Discord rolls predict things, then Anon ain't gonna have any kids. He's a sexless freak.
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>>1489532
>2017
>involving Discord shenans in the thread
I shiggy diggy
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>>1489535
Yeah, not have any kids. Anymore.
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THE VOTES (Counted the first name for multiple votes)

>Justin
8 Votes

>Jackie
7 votes

>Marco
0 votes

>Sabrina
7 votes


THE PATH IS CHOSEN

>Texting in class
>You wicked boy
>This truly is the demon path you walk

>Letting your thumbs fly you send out your memey tendrils into the web
>First
>You text the bros

>A: "Ey guys Marco Diaz might be into some fuck shit."
>Blake: "Is is LSD? I went missing for three days with my brother when I tried that and woke up with a sister."
>A: "naw you degenerate he's gone missing but it's to train Karate"
>Moob: "That's pretty fuckin' metal"
>Ju: " is he hurt? r u ok?"
>A: "I'm good but I might need to find his ass before he gets hurt. Know how he got that Japanese Dick stand-in for an arm?"
>B: "wuz he copying you or something? wut a faggofvgofuhgirtuhge3gw3"
>A: "fuk was that?"
>M: "Blueball just got his phone confiscated again ha"
>A: "RIP"
>Ju: "Press F to pay respects for the fallen Fuccboi"
>A: "he was -our- fuccboi"
>M: "I'd be down for that"
>Ju: "You would."
>M: "shuddup I meant like us messing with Blake not fuckin' gay shit goddamit"
>A: "justin tho forreal this might make me late to the game"
>Ju: "Would getting some help from us make you -not- late to the game?"
>A: "Uh...depends. I'm trying not to skip."
>M: "What if we ditched gym? We can't participate today anyways."
>A: "U guys don't have to but I'm not on the team, remember?"
>Ju: "Shit son...we can fix that too."

>OH
>This was unexpected
>You look up at Mr. A
>Some other students are coming
>Looks like you need to make a decision and fast
>A: "Just a sec boyz!"

>You text Jackie and Janna as fast your fingers are able

>A: "HeydoyoustillwannagoOnthatAdventure? I'm gonna go find Marco and beat him up for skipping school."
>J: "Harsh."
>A: "Send Nudes"
>J: "??????"
>A: "SORRY! Autocorrect I meant reply soon if you're down!"
>J: "Lol ok. As long it stays just the two of us before/after."

>Then Sabrina
>Oh
>She's already texted you
>S: "that was NOT ok what you did I am not some object for you"
>Several texts
>S: "u embarassed me!"
>S: "u HURT me!"
>S: "...Are you free Saturday?"

>FUK


WHAT DO!?

Saddle up with DA BOYZ
>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco
>Join the Football team

LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE
>Stay independent
>Get to take Jackie

WHAT TELL SABRINA?
>Free Sunday?
>Not Free Sunday?
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>>1489556
>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco
>Get to take Jackie
>Free Sunday? y
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>>1489556
>Free Sunday?Yah
>Get to take Jackie
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>>1489556
Go with the boyz AND GET JACKI WITH US.
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>>1489556

CLARIFICATION POST!

>Free Saturday
>Not Free Saturday
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>>1489556
>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco
>Get to take Jackie
>Free Sunday
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>>1489556
Let's go Lone Wolf Style, take jackie

Also, tell Sabrina we're not free on Saturday. We need to go kill that drake.
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>>1489556
>>1489556

DOUBLE CLARIFICATION POST


The Choices are between

>SADDLE UP WITH DABOIZ

and

>LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE
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>>1489556
Saddle up with DA BOYZ
We free sunday
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>>1489556
INDEPENDENT VEGAS!

And not free. We got a drake to kill.
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skip lunch for marco
get to take jackie
free saturday
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>>1489556
>Skip lunch and get to go save Marco
>Not free Sunday
Let's just get this over with as soon as possible. Also, make sure to tell Sabrina that we're sorry for slapping the booty.
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>>1489556
Sheit.

Skip lunch.

I say we take Jackie to ruin her opinion of Marco after we're done with him.

And tell Sabrina yes.
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>>1489556
>>1489570
>Skip Lunch to save Marco with da boyz
>Free Saturday

As much as I want to bring Jackie with, this is more impacting the boys than Jackie.

Bros b4 hoes
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>>1489564
Changing up my votes
>Join the Football team
>Stay independent
>Free Sunday?Still yah
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>>1489556
>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco
Too much on our plate Already
>Get to take Jackie
>Free Saturday
I mean, Why not?
>Don't Bring da Boyz ya git.
We can heal, they cannot. If Marco goes Loco at them, we'll be screwed for the Game
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>>1489556
>LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE

Awoooooo

>WHAT TELL SABRINA?
"Maybe, not really sure. Life keeps throwing stranger and stranger shit at me. Came to school expectin normalish sschtuff and now I'm off to rescue a shitlord with an Alien Princess and Jackie. I'll keep ya updated, might be looking for a werewolf on Sunday so who knows.."
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>>1489556
LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE
>Stay independent
>Get to take Jackie

WHAT TELL SABRINA?
YES FREE SATURDAY
COMPENSATION DATE
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>>1489584
>I mean, Why not?
We still have things we need to do. Like fight skeletor and kill the swamp drake.
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>>1489556
>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco
>Get to take Jackie
>Free Sunday?
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>>1489556
>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco
>Get to take Jackie
>Not Free Sunday?
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>>1489556
>Lone Wolf Style
>Anon is free Sunday
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>>1489556
>>1489566
Changing to jackie.

Bringing thw BOYZ might be a bad idea. IF MARCO fucks them up we will lose the game
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>>1489556
lone wolf and free saturday
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I'm pretty sure Jackie just wanted it to be her and Anon. So we take Jackie and we can't have the football team, MAYBE still keep Star around because she's the only person who has an idea of where to find Marco.
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>>1489595
As long as he doesn't fuck them up too badly, we can heal them.

Not sure what to vote for though.
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>>1489587
Agreed, but we can do that afterwards, and on sunday. Mostly, we cannot say "can't fighting a drake and robbing Skeletor." I mean, we can, but this is also a political power play to remove Brittany as queen bitch of the school.
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>>1489595
Possibly, but a bonus: they too will dislike Marco for what he's doing / done.

Huge benefit for us. Because fuck you Marco, we're going to manufacture every single bad thing that will ever happen to you.
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>>1489602
>we're going to manufacture every single bad thing that will ever happen to you.
IT WAS ME MARCO,MEEEEE
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>>1489599
Well, its monster arm, and they might get too freaked out with bfb.
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>>1489556
>LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE

>Free Saturday

We're booking Sunday for Drake slaying though. No more putting it off.
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>>1489608
More like
IT WAS ME MARCO! REEEEEEEEEE.

Could tell her the football team wants in.
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>>1489556
Saddle up with DA BOYZ: Y
Tell Sabrina: Free on Sunday
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>>1489556
>LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE
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>>1489556
>DA BOYZ
we gotta get back in time for game

>Free Sunday
THE HAREM JUST GOT TEN FEET HIGHER
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THE VOTES

>SADDLE UP
8 Votes

>LONE WOLF (With Jackie)
9 Votes

FREE SATURDAY?
Y 10 votes

N 2 votes

>You can't believe you're doing this
>...but you think you've got a Keikaku
>Shocku
>First, you let the dogs off the chain
>A: "Sorry boyz. I gotta handle this one. Marco might have done this cause of me. I gotta put him back in his pocket."
>M: "Dude, take pics I have a fight page for the school."
>A: "That's retarded."
>M: "Have SOMEBODY do it!"
>Ju: "B safe, Phenomynous"
>A: "...that is a much easier way to spell that."


>Then Jackie
>A: "OK yeah. Just you, me and my former best friend who might have turned into a Kung Fu Monster."
>J: "Oh. You going to one of his tourneys?"
>A: "we're gonna play catch"
>J: "???"
>A: "he gonna catch these hands"
>Muscles pounds the button for fist and flex emoticons
>J: "Haha is this what we're doing? You sport people to death and I watch? Next time I'm picking."
>A: "K"

>Then Sabrina

>A: "kkk"
>S: "wat!??? Y are you talking about a hate group!?"
>A: "no, fool I was just saying 'yes' in the form of 'k' three times in a row."
>S: "text wasn't designed to capture your linguistic subtlety"
>A: "fuk bby yew nu it"
>S: "so ur free?"
>A: "sure. I want your doughnut though"
>S: "I- Wat re0g9g"
>A: "Yeah, "Yung's Doughnuts" is this awesome place I saw in town if you like sweets you'll love it."
>S: "I am afraid every time I talk 2 u."

>BRRRRIIIIIINNNG
>Class has started

>Mr. A: "Alright, Anon put the phone down. Don't let me see it again."
>A: "Sure."
>You pocket your shit and immediately feel it go off again

>HEADBOOK NOTIFICATION
>MARCO DIAZ HAS TAGGED YOU IN A STATUS

>It's a selfie of Marco
>In his Strip Mall Dojo
>There are grown Karate men all over the floor
>Broken punching bags
>Some teeth
>His tentacle is flexing in the background
>He's wearing some really expensive looking shades
>That weird 8 year old you always see picking on him is currently being suspended from the ceiling
>He has an atomic wedgie
>Marco's status reads: M: "Come to the Strip Mall Karate Dojo at 5 o' clock if you want an Ass Kicking."
>His mom has already commented on it
>MrsD: "Marco! Why aren't you in school Mijiho!? What is this language!?"
>You like his status
>Close your phone
>You know now what must be done

https://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw

>It's Friday
>The eve of all great weekends
>Legends are told
>Songs sung about Friday nights
>...and this Friday Night?
>You're going to beat the shit out of your old best friend
>Now Monster-Arm Brother
>Eternal Rival
>Marco Diaz

>Or...maybe he'll rip you open and eat your bowels in front of the girl you both like
>You gulp

>Muscles clenches his fist
>He believes in you
>You give him the nod
>He gives you the knuckles
>He still smells like Star and Sabrina's butts
>Egg Kid's too
>A: "You smell like...peppermint, dreams and crayons and butt and shit it's gross."
>Muscles gives you the finger
SESSION END! Next Session WEDNESDAY AT 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!


Thanks for playing!
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>>1489675
As always thanks for running

>>1487857
well, no one has ever asked me for a commission before
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>>1489689
Again? You're a damn machine!
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>>1489689
You are the fucking best,did you know that?
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>>1489689
You amazing person
Don't stop drawing
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>>1489675
Thanks for running dude! Have a good night!
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>>1489689
seriously, that shit is professional
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>>1489689
thx 4 drawin good stuff
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>>1489689
Much and always appreciated, draw friend.
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>>1489675
Thanks for the session Quest.

>>1489689
You're killing me man. This is death to me.
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hey guys, why don't we make Marco wait until AFTER the game to go beat him up? that way we show him who's boss, mess with his head.

Our greatest strength IS making people angry, after all.
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>>1489689
>>1489689

My friend, you astound
Your talents abound
Your linestrokes are music!
A beautiful sound
Wherever you are
Whatever you do
I hope there is joy
For just being you

bless
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>>1489720
But I wanna kick his smug ass ASAP.
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>>1489727
I can only see good things from making him wait.

We might make him so mad that he'll come to us to fight, and if we win at the football game he'll be starting a fight with us in front of so many witnesses. We'll be the hero no matter what we do.
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>>1489720
Yeah, maybe Marco will be dumb enough to pick the fight in front of everyone and show them he's being a whiny little bitch.
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>>1489727
Nah dude, Think about it.
We finish the game, Jackie gives us a hug as a reward, Marco walks in on it already mad we ignored him and hits US first. We could cut his arm off and still be the heroes of the situation, and still not get Jackie mad at us. It's perfect.
>>1489720
Supporting.
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>>1489720
That's one thing we could do, but there's a chance he could think we've chickened out and go on a rampage or something when we don't show up on time.

Just message him back saying:
>Make it 6 o' clock. I have a football game to win first.

Do it in a nonchalant manner. Not taking him seriously should piss him off more.
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>>1489720>>1489738
I say we do this.

First because we already gave our word about helping during the game.
Second because if Marco gets angry and attacks us first while we're trying to reason with him (for Jackie) Jackie won't get mad at us for defending ourselves.
Third because, even if we lose (which we better not), Marco will end up looking like an asshole.
>>
BE SURE TO FOLLOW THE TWITTER

To get all the art in both Thread and Discord

https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest


Also, join the Discord for off topic discussion and Hair-brained schemes!

Maybe Jojo referneces too why not?

https://discord.gg/x25nASh
>>
Sometin' ta note when we fight Marco:

If he's going to use karate on us at all when not using his monster arm, we can abuse that. That's a tournament style of fighting, a lot of moves are usually designed to lightly strike padding to get points and usually only target the upper body. You never want to rely on those moves in a street fight, the majority of them are near useless when compared to actually good techniques to use in a fight.

In short, get Muscles to punch Marco in the dick. It will definitely surprise him and give us an edge in the fight, if we can strike there without getting wrecked by the tentacle.
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>>1490288
Yeah, except Marco knows how to actually fight.
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>>1490288
Fuck it we have magic and punches that will be enough
>>
>school ends at 3 or so
>portal Jackie and Janna to hang in Hawaii for two hours
>portal to the dojo
>beat the shit out of Marco
>portal back to Hawaii
>portal back for the game
We just have to make sure to keep track of the time difference.
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>>1490485
Shoot man, unless Marco's about to kill us I don't wanna use our magic. Mostly because it's specifically fire magic. And that ain't right in a battle of fisty cuffs.
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>>1490497
It's okay if it's Hadouken.
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>>1490497
He's kind of got us out fistycuffed, you realize? He knows karate, we don't know any actual fighting styles. We might be better at taking a hit, and that's not a sure thing, but that's not an equalizer, that barely a mitigating factor.
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>>1490515
We know the only fighting style that matters. It's called punch. So all we gotta do is hit him really really hard.

>>1490513
....... OK, if we use it like that then it's OK.
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>>1490494
This plan, I like this plan. Much better than the "make him wait" plan. If we make Marco wait, he might think we're chicken. And we're anything but chicken.
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So guys, now that we know where Marco is how about we take Star out of our house and chuck her into the dojo where Marco's at?

She's extremely tired and will prolly be napping all day, so it's not like she'll go anywhere. And even if she does wake up and wander off, she'll no doubt arrive for the Monster Arm battle.

And I don't want her waking up and touching our stuff.
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>>1490725
We can do that when we meet him at that time.

Otherwise, we'd just be meeting him early.
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>>1490494
Oh nice, and we can get an app that can track different timezones easily too
>>
ETA until quest return?

I hate livin in different timezone
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>>1491733
The next session will resume about 23 hours from now, friend.
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>>1491752
Oh fekking fek. Thanks.

Btw, why didnt we invite Janna?
And also Quest, where the heck is chantelle? She got gud bootay
>>
I'm pretty sure we can win in a straight up fight due to Muscles being more versatile via Flesh Shaping and us being able to set ourselves on fire.

But what if we used Mind Reading to wage psychological warfare? Hell, even if talking doesn't work, mind reading should at least help us predict his moves and prepare accordingly right?
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>>1492042
Don't get too cocky, Monster arm has the size advantage and is stronger than us. But even then, I still believe we'll take down the Marco.

And I'm up for trying to predict his moves using mind reading. I actually suggested that not to long ago in another fight.
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>>1492089
Reading minds requires concentration, and takes time. That's why we don't use it while fighting. If we practiced it to be second nature then it would be fine, but it currently has the flaw all of our abilities have; their unrefined, and thus weak and unpredictable.
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>>1492042
We can always follow the canon and wait for star to wake up from her beauty sleep
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>>1492141
That's probably what will happen if we roll a 1 and get knocked out 5 seconds into the fight.

Problem with crit fails is that no matter what plan we come up with, there's a 5% chance it'll fail. And there's nothing we can do to change that right now.
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>>1492155
Especially with 1d10 from quest and 1d20 dices, it is pretty difficult to predict them and making them lower than 5% to get gud ones.

It's fucking earthbender all over again
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>>1492141
Yeah, but then we won't get our cool Monster Arm fight.

And the worst that'll happen is Marco beats us up. As far as I've seen he's not killed anyone, and I don't see why he'd start with us.
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>>1492155
>That's probably what will happen if we roll a 1 and get knocked out 5 seconds into the fight.

Oh come now dear, I'm sure Quest wouldn't be that much of a dick and insta-KO us. Though we'll certainly take a hard hit.
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>>1488668
By the way, what is Sky and Anon reality?
First time i heard em
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>>1492298
Sky is Star's totally legal and eighteen year old sister that had just recently got back from her studies in college for Princesses. She is just visiting Star and happens to rather like Anon.

Just because Sky looks like a total look alike to Star has nooooothing to do with it. At all.
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>>1492556
Could you be kind and link me to this universe?
Tried googling it but strange results came out
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>>1492586>>1492586

Hey, friend. Sky Butterfly is just a meme and (as of now) not canon in our Quest. Just keeping you off the Ruse cruise
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>>1492586
Sure. >>>/co/92649245
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>>1492606
Damn it Quest, why must you ruin my fun.
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>>1492610
Thanks mate

oh and also
>>1492606
>>1491772
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>>1492620
I trusted you...
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>>1492644
It was incentive to lurk more! At least I told you the basic gist of it ya daft bunch
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>>1492654
Bah! It seems i got schooled with 4chan's basic rule.
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>>1492669
>Trusting an AltStar

That's your first problem right there
>>
Hey there! It's your friendly neighbourhood planner here with some advice on wrecking Marco's shit and scoring points!

The first thing to take note of is that if school ends at approximately 3, which most schools do, we have 2 hours to prepare and get affairs in order before we portal into his dojo.

Now, I and a few other questers believe that 2 hours is ample time to battle a swamp drake, who we are entirely capable of defeating considering that we punched Star Butterfly through the school as well as cleave a car in half. And that health loss wouldn't be an issue since we would drain the drake for health immedietly after its death.

The second thing to consider would be purchases in the name of self defense! Pepper Spray and Tasers are advantages which should not be ignored, especially considering the wealth we have. If one is afraid of spending, even pocket sand could provide a crucial distraction! A net is also simple to acquire! Although a chain net would be more difficult to get ahold of, it would be marginally more effective against Monster Arm compared to a rope net, even if both would be effective against Marco

The third thing is mid-fight ruses. Although Marco and his arm may dodge our fireballs, it is possible to limit his mobility with a trick! The purchase of solid glue sticks before the fight would allow a quick trap. Breaking them into pieces and scattering them mid fight might not seem helpful, but quick application of a "missed" fireball would melt them nicely, forming a sticky trap!

The final thing to note would be our ability to mind read. While it may not aid in diplomacy, it could serve to find information which would drive him into blind rage, so he would ignore whatever ruses we could set up in the middle of the fight.

>Diplomacy won't work! The monster arm controls him and we have shit charisma!

Well, I suppose it's time to bring up the other tree of plans I've been working on!

Cont. in next post.
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The second tree of though is named "Cuck that Fucking Spic so hard he feels it in Canon" where we do our best to score points with Jackie.

Who knows? If we get enough we might even get a kiss on the cheek! In front of a half-conscious Marco even!

But on to the planning. Jackie Lynn Thomas is a heroism fanatic, and as such, we should ensure we maintain the moral high ground at all times when facing Marco.

The first and most important thing to do is to make sure Jackie does not think we are bringing her along to impress her, as such actions are unheroic and distasteful to her. Instead we could bring her on the context that she could help persuade Marco to "calm down". Even if we kek spirits know that this is impossible.

The next thing we should do is put on a convincing act. We should not be attacking Marco unless Star makes it apparent to her that the arm is manipulating him somehow. In which case both attacking him outright and trying to diplomance at first would constitute as "heroic". If Star doesn't conveniently provide this info then our first meeting must be of diplomacy, under the guise of "calming him down" although in reality we are treading all over his bezerk buttons which are divulged through mind reading.

The third and final thing to remember is that should Jackie be placed in danger, her rescue is paramount. Any attempt to rescue her would be seen as heroic and score majorly with her. Hopefully Susan would be present to carry her away should danger arise. With her last look of the fight being us bravely battling against a bezerk Marco, we would turn be free to use any dirty tricks and traps we would without suffering loss of "waifu points".

This is planfag signing off.
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>>1493515
>>1493576
These sound pretty good
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>>1493576
>Cuck the fucking spic until he feels it in canon

Best plan. We do this plan, and then fuck Jackie.
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>>1493515
>Glue sticks being that sticky
Maybe gluegun cartridges m8. Additionally, we aren't going to win against a swamp drake alone. Especially considering their scales are high level armor
>>1493576
I'm up for cucking him the hardest he's ever been cucked.

Buying a taser would be useful though. Pepper Sprays have a way of hitting the user at least a little. But we'd only utilize a less-lethal weapon if Marco starts bezerking.

Ideally we can literally pull star out of our pocket. If anything, the fact we have so much more magical stuff as a HUMAN should piss him off to no end. He hasn't gotten over his inferority complex with Star, and won't until her sleepwalking issues.
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>>1493515
>>1493576
i dont like this. you hope for the best, and plan for the worst. fighting the drake before fighting marco is hoping for the best and planing for the best, regardless that we can heal on the drake's corpse. I would prefer if we did it after the fight with marco and before the game.
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>>1493760
I am planning on using glue gun cartridges, yes. Now that I think of it, I can see how saying "glue sticks" are confusing. My apologies. I'm afraid I, like all others on 4chan, have the 'tism.
>>1493770
I do believe that we can handily take out the drake with our own efforts, even given only 1 and a half hours. I assume that you know of the plans made on discord for disposing of the drake, or shall I post those as well?
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>>1493475
>bringing Discord shit into the thread
And I didn't do shit.
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1 min late RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
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SESSION START!

>BRRRRIIIIIINNNNG
>You are Anon
>14 year old Wizardy-Punch-Boy
>You're level 7 and have been an adventurer for about a week in earth time
>Recently, your former best friend Marco Diaz got a huge tentacle for his right arm
>Similar to your own monstrous appendage
>No, not your dick
>Muscles
>Your sentient flesh-construct ass grabbing Face smashing brother in arms
>Er
>Arm
>Marco changed after he got his new powerful limb
>He's become distant
>Aggressive
>You may not like him
>After all, he abandoned you to hang out with...
>Star Butterfly
>An actual fucking Princess from a magical alternate dimension
>Things have gotten pretty weird since school started
>Losing Marco to her lead to you finding your own source of magical power
> Luna
>Who gave you THE BOOK
>Which was taken from you just as you were about to unlock your true potential
>Now, instead of punching/exploding/zombie mauling a big Green Lizard to death
>An excellent weekend, if you do say so yourself
>You're standing at the exit to your High School
>Waiting on a girl you kind of have a thing for
>Jackie Lynn Thomas
>To come with, while you defend you honor-aroo against Marco
>For you have been challenged
>According to Muscles, by a pretender to your throne
>It all comes down to this

https://youtu.be/ICuM2o-Vcms

>You must defeat Marco and his abomination Monster Arm
>It will without a doubt be the greatest opponent you have ever faced
>Marco is fast, and calculating
>His Monster Arm is more than double yours in size
>With unpredictable abilities

>You leer into the distance as the sun breaks free from the clouds overhead
>You can see the strip mall Dojo
>Seeming a pit of villainy, blackening the horizon
>J: "Ayyyyy-"
>You hear someone coming
>A: "Jackie?"
>J: yyyyyNon!"
>Jackie has done a kickflip off the railing and over your head
>She pulls off her helmet, letting the wind catch her hair
>It looks a lot more baywatch than your own
>Which has sort of become a big tangled mess
>J: "Ready to rock?"
>You look down at Muscles
>He gives you the horns
>A: "You know it."

>It is 3:00pm
>The fight is at 5
>You have two hours to prepare
>You have a Football game at 9:00pm

Destiny awaits

WHAT DO!?

Character sheet
https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
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>>1495052
>You wanna get Janna and go to Hawaii for an hour and a half? This dumb fight thing he wants me to do isn't until 5.
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BUY TASERS, PEPPER SPRAY, GLUE GUN CARTRIDGES AND GET POCKET SAND.
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>>1495052
Let's go hang in hawaii so I can pick up some pocket sand.
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>>1495052
Tell Jackie you want to try and reason with him first.
CONSULT STAR
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>>1495052
>>1495061
>>1495060

Might as well.

Can you tell us how much time we got left when we do this?
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>>1495063
This
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>>1495052
>>1495063
this. also lets spend one hour there * finding the perfect sand*
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>>1495061
I like this idea. Supporting.
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>>1495052
Maybe we should warm up by beating up some monster in mewni
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>>1495052

>>1495072
>>1495065
These sound alright.
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>>1495061
Fuck it
Faggots wanna go to Hawwai, let go
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>>1495060
LEts do it
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>>1495069
We should drop jackie off at Hawaii before the fight too
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>>1495052
>>1495074
On second thought, Secret Ken Path
>Purchase a Ken Costume
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>>1495077
that irresponsible and jackie wanted to go with us to the dojo
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>>1495052
>Get some pocket from the beach
>Check in on Star/Show off your pocket dimension apartment to Jackie
>Talk between them the best way to deal with Marco
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>>1495052
>>1495079
>pic related
Also check on Star.
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>>1495081
dont do this, it has zombina inside. at least we should get rid of her before we show the housevator to jackie
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>>1495052
>Two hour training to clear mind
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>>1495089
we will train so fucking hard on the waves and the beach
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Hey QUEST, when we getting fusion waifus
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>>1495087
Who cares if Jackie sees Zombina? Shes cool and will understand.
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>>1495102
will she? id rather not show her a goddam zombie as a first impression.
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>>1495097
Oh my.....

Remember, we need to defeat marco not only for your ego but also for Mr&Mrs Diaz
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>>1495106
She has to know eventually. Seeing her with Star will ease up things.
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DING DING!

Time to count!
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>>1495060
>>1495061
>>1495063
>>1495109


Interesting

>A: "Hey. Where's Janna?"
>J: "She called out sick again."
>A: "Again?"
>You know for a fact you healed that cough she was coming down with
>She looked fine
>Even found a way to stay out of the elements using that dosh she shaved off your fight winnings
>A: "Hang on a sec."
>SHHRRRRRIP!
>You pop out of a portal at the park
>Sure enough, there's Janna's little hobo hut
>Inside you find her snuggling in a blanket
>On a raw mattress
>She has noodles in a plug-in pot
>If you weren't painfully aware of her crippling poverty this would be...
>A: "Aesthetic as fuark."
>Ja: "Wha?"
>You've awoken your fav vagrant
>Who is looking pretty rough
>She pulls her hat from a nearby shelf and sits up, staying burritoed in her blanket
>Ja: "Anon? Haven't you heard of knocking?"
>A: "First thing a good wizard forgets is sense of boundaries."
>Ja: "Ha. Same."
>A: "You're not a wizard."
>Ja: "I still work magic whipping some eggs."
>A: "I'd whip your eggs."
>You've been hit by a hair-grease ridden pillow
>Ja: "Get outta here, dude! I'm taking the day offa your shenaynays. I've got my own probs to deal with."
>A: "I'm taking Jackie to Hawaii and I'm gonna get in an underage street brawl after."
>Ja: "...Ok just gimme a minute."
>A: "For what?"
>Janna stands up, dropping the covers
>You slap your eyes so fast there's a hand-print in your skull
>A: "What the hell!?"
>Ja: "To get dressed, doofus. Hahaa!"
>A: "Stop mocking me with your bod, woman!"
>Ja: "Oh, chill I got a shirt."
>You step away, letting the redness filling your ears inform Jackie of the situation
>J: "Casual female nudity?"
>You nod, totally dumbstruck
>Jackie leans into the portal
>J: "Girl, move yoh booty!"
>Janna responds in a mock Jewish Jersey accent
>Ja: "ECH! I'm trippin' Ova mah TITS again, Shweethart!"
>Jackie and her share a laugh
>Stupid friends
>Stupid girls who are friends
>Eventually you all get your act together

>SHRRRRRRRIIIP!
>You stick your head out
>A: "Whoah..."

https://youtu.be/6f0y1Iaorug

>You did it
>The beach here is gorgeous
>Clean
>Abandoned
>Jackie leaps past you
>J: Haha, Anon! This is incredible, dude!"
>Ja: "Who knew magic could solve most if not all the -cough- world's problems?"
>Janna 'is' sick
>You step in, closing the portal home
>The girls and you have a pretty chill time
>Which you sure needed
>Even if it's just a breath taken
>A single moment of silence
>Muscles is anxious
>He isn't even chasing booty
>He's been crushing Coconuts whenever you aren't actively using him
>This contributes to the good times being had
>Ja; "Mmm Nut juice."
>J: "Aw yeah, gurl get the whole nut in your mouth!"
>Janna actively tries to fit the Coconut down her throat
>Why do these two make so many slutty jokes?
>Oh wait
>You and the bros do the same shit
>A: "Hah."
>J: "What's the joke?"
>A: "Gender equality."
>Ja: "Ha!"
>Janna gets it

>There's some shops just up the beach
>Time to pick out your arsenal
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>>1495220
POCKET SAND!
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>>1495220
pocket some sand and gravel if possible. then get the TASER
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>>1495220
>get a Ken Costume
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>>1495220
OK, but first, bfb Janna and recover with magic candy
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>>1495241
Shes just pretending to be sick
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>>1495220
Just pocket sand will be fine thank you.
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>>1495220
>>1495240
>Also, check on Star. Make sure she ain't touching our stuff.
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>>1495220
Lets get pocket sand AND a ken costume
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>>1495241
we should fleshcraft her sickness away
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>>1495220
POCKET SAND.

Also, buy something for the girls.
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>>1495220
Pocket sand And some shells for improvised brass-knuckle
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>>1495220
Taser, pepper spray, hot glue gun sticks, and pocket some beach sand.

Actually, if possible, look for chili flakes or a very hot spice / salt. That shit is FAR more deadly to use than sand.
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>>1495220
>>1495253
>>1495255
Well fuck, I'm down with that.
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>>1495220
Pick up some pocket sand, and a tazer!
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>>1495220
>>1495237
changing from that to
Get star out of the HOUSEVATOR. pocket some sand and gravel if possible. then get the TASER
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>>1495253
Supporting
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>>1495220
>>Time to pick out your arsenal
Pocket Sand and a super gross nudity mag to use as a shock item on Marco.
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>>1495253
OK, I'm up for this as well as pocket sand. Double Mewgger better not be touching our stuff.
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>>1495269
let the girl sleep, Anon. God knows we need her to be awake for plot armor
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>>1495280
several hours have passed. she should be ok
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Taser, pepper spray, hot glue gun sticks, and pocket some beach sand.

Replace sand with spices and chili powder if we can.
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>>1495220
Supporting:
>>1495240
>>1495253
with pocket sand.
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>>1495220
Pocket Sand, The Superior Weapon
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>>1495220
Get a Ken outfit from somwere and stock up on pocket sand.
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By the way, we may have screwed ourselves over by putting Star in our Housevator.

Now that she's seen it, she can scissors in any time. And from there she can reach us any time since we're always carrying it.
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>>1495308
Nah man, can't scissor into pocket dimensions. Quest said so.
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>>1495308
So? whats she going to do about it
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>>1495253
Supporting with pocket sand
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>>1495311
Can confirm Quest confirmed.
Star cant get out until we unfold the door.
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Retrieve star, get pocket sand and a Ken costume.
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>>1495240
Supporting. This is a must.
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>>1495323
Support
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>>1495311
>>1495317
That's a bit confusing since we left a note telling her to scissor out.
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>>1495240
I am actually anti Ken costume.
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>>1495323
This
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>>1495342
at that particular point we didnt know people couldnt scissor in/out
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>>1495235
>>1495237
>>1495241
>>1495263
>>1495269

>Jackie's the first to suggest something other than chillin'
>J: "We totally need to make a sand castle."
>You've also noticed something
>You
>Are burning up
>A: "Damn, too Hot right now."
>Ja: "You wake up that way, baybee,"
>You've been Sand-attacked
>Also complimented
>Jackie loves it
>A: "I'll be right back."
>You mutter
>J: "Hey. You alright?"
>A: "Just uncomfortable. Kinna on edge."
>Ja: "Psh. You are the edge, duder. C'mooon help me build the sacrificial alter I'll put Jackie's pool helmet on."
>J: "Dood!"
>Janna has revealed some embarassing secret
>Also, is totally building a Sand-Alter rather than a castle
>Classic
>A: "Fuck is a shower helmet?"
>J: "i-it's a safety device."
>A: "Safety? What kinna meme is that?"
>Your flat expression is what sells the joke
>You wish you were entirely kidding
>The girls laugh either way
>Which lets you excuse yourself to the shops

>Wow
>It is SUPER illegal own a taser in Hawaii
>Especially when you're 14
>Same for Pepper Spray
>The shop clerk is kind of a dick about it
>SC: "Pepper spray? What are you, a pussy?"
>A: "The pussy that pushed your fat-head and neck ass was probably pretty tough."
>Yeah, you got thrown out
>Guess your money's no good in states where they don't want minors to have chemical weapons
>Damn communists
>What you -do- spot out on the boulevard however is answer to several of your problems
>The heat
>Your frumpy outfit
>You slap your face to glass when you see it

>In the window is a loose fit, Young Man's Karate Gi
>It's Black
>With a matching set of satin stretch shorts
>What's important though isn't the outfit
>Good for indoor or outdoor activities
>What's important is the DESIGN
>Because in that window is a Karate outfit
>Complete with belt, gloves and shorts...
>A whole ensemble
>With Shade-Wearing Skeletons on them

>The whole thing costs 400 bones
>The girls are probably waiting and would appreciate some snacks

>There's a hotdog stand
>Pretzel cart
>...and Nachos


What do?
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>>1495353
Did we grab our pocket sand? We should try to get some glue gun sticks.
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>>1495353
Hotdoges. Nachos' Marco's brando so we give the girls some hotD's
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>>1495353
FEAST
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>>1495353
>obtain bones
>buy everything except the nachos (because they might get compared to Marco's)
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>>1495353
Get all the food, buy the outfit and lets go hang, also get some drinks due to heat. Shits hot yo.
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>>1495353
Get some pocket sand, and that outfit is way too expensive. We can fight in our clothes.

Buy some nachos for the ladies.
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>>1495353
Get some food and buy and a long electric cord. we are electrocuting marco the old fashioned way.
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>>1495353
..... metal. Let's buy it and then get one of everything!
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>>1495353
necromance some bones up, and aquire pocket sand.
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>>1495353
Get it, and nacho pretzels with chopped hotdogs.
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>>1495353
>Acquire Gi https://youtu.be/G-Xh9uqNxTM
>Hot dogs. Gotta be the hotdogs.
>Pocket sand once we get back to the girls and help with alter?
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>>1495353
>buy costume to return it later
>purchase some Hawaiian spam musubi
>fuck all that other food
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Buy the karate suit.

And bring nachos back to munch on
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>>1495353
Get the food and hurry up
We still have things to do today that isn't dorking around at the beach.
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>>1495386
... that shit is delicious...
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>>1495353
>gi
>nachos
>TRAIN
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remember to get star out
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>>1495406
This to
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>>1495353
>>1495364
On second thought,
>>1495398
This.
Also >>1495406
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>>1495406
yeah we should get star out, I don't want to know what a Bored Mewni Princess with a Magic wand and a Zombie can do by themselves
Plus get the Gi dood
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Time to C-C-C-COUNT!
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>>1495353
Check on Star

Buy food
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>>1495353
Lets just get a plain gi for like $50 or something. Don't need a damn $300 Gi. That's overkill.

Obtain local food, release Star onto the beach, begin prepping with what we know about Marco.
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>>1495422
Wait...

What if we bought some shark teeth as "souvenirs", and flesh crafted them onto Muscles' knuckles? Be fucking crazy.
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>>1495430
its 400 bones. probably its magical.
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THE VOTES

>Buy The Bone-Gi
YES
8 votes

NO
2 votes

>WHAT FOOD?
PRETZELS
7 votes

NACHOOOOOO
9 votes

HOT DOGS
9 votes


>The little store cling-alings when you walk in
>An old Chinese man sits at the counter
>His eyebrows are so thick they're pulling his head down towards the floor
>Or maybe he's asleep
>A: "Ding dong? Bing Bong?"
>Man
>You're racist
>He doesn't respond
>Sick
>Free outfit
>When you reach for the Gi you suddenly hear a voice
>???: "That-a garment...is onry meant for one who can accept his-a true nature."
>A: "You sound exactly the way I thought you would and I am no longer sorry about how racist my joke was."
>???: "You rook rike a faggot in that jacket. This is Hawaii not-a Araska."
>A: "Where?"
>???: "Araska-ada."
>A: "One more time?"
>You're hit in the face with his walking cane
>A: "Ah!"
>Muscles goes for the old man's wrinkled head
>CRRACK!
>A: "Ah! Ahhh my pinky!"
>He has you in some sort of nightmare finger lock
>???: "Interesting...you seem to have been corrupted somehow."
>A: "Please stop."
>???: "Changed."
>A: "I'm sorry."
>???: "Uprifted."
>A: "Senpai pls."
>He releases you, letting your rub your sore ego and joints
>A: "I have the cash. Can I get the dang thing or not?"
>???: "No cash. Onry Visa and Mastercar-"
>Wap!
>You slap your plastic on the counter
>He is shocked when it comes back approved

>SKELE-DOJO GI EQUIPPED!
>You swear you heard like seven gongs go off


>You dash outside and get Nachos, Hotdogs and sick drank for the ladies
>When you return they've already finished the castle
>Janna is currently burying Jackie in the sand
>Her lower half is a Mermaid
>There are hand-prints in her fake boobs
>Ja: "You're next, Nondo cmon I wanna give you a satan's wheelbarrow!"
>A: "I am afraid to find out what that is but everything you do intrigues and arouses me at this point."
>Ja: "Haha get in line."
>Just before you get down to business you look down
>Just under your foot is a patch of sand that's...finer than the rest
>You thought you were resolved (or at least fated) to do this fight fairly
>You kneel down
>The grains are coarse
>Slicing
>They feel like they could get everywhere
>A: "Darth Vader would hate this..."

>You pocket the Sand
>A: "So will the Spicy Boy."


NOW CHOOSE!


>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna

>Warmup/training montage

>Relax
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>>1495490
>Warmup/training montage
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>>1495490
>Warmup/training montage
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>>1495490
Kick Star out of our room
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>>1495490
montage.
AND GET STAR OUT. SHE IS WITH OUR THINGS
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>>1495490
>He has you in some sort of nightmare finger lock
Did we almost get killed by the wuxi finger hold?!

Also, TRAINIIIIIIING!
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>>1495490
Wake up Star.
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>>1495490
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mU

We gotta train, mang. Throw some dank memes to Janna and Jackie while working out, though.
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>>1495490
Training montage.

Also check on STAR
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>>1495490
SATAN'S WHEELBARROW
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>>1495490
>Warmup/training montage
But before this,
>FUCKING CHECK ON STAR. MAKE SURE SHE AIN'T TOUCHING SHIT.
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>>1495490
Become huge and ignore star.
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Warm up, kill shark, add teeth to muscles
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warm up and change
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>>1495490
>Train
We facing off against someone who knows martial arts, if we don't do this right we will look like a punk bitch
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>>1495490
>Jackie's lower half is buried
>handprints in her fake boobs

Either way, do the wheelbarrow
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>>1495490
Change and commence the training montage
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>>1495549
Oh right, and check on Star.
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>>1495490

>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna

>Warmup/training montage

We should take pics ya know.

also this reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg6nWF-2HII
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

Test
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>>1495562
You couldn't have tested with a different kind of dice?
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>>1495562
>There's almost always a test roll of 19 before we start getting shit rolls
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>>1495490
>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna
Curiosity killed the cat. Lets hope it doesn't kill the Anon
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>>1495490
>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna
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>>1495490
we've got less than 2 hours. I highly doubt last minute training is gonna do us any good. In the mean time, we've invited two fine ladies to a beautiful beach and have proceeded to ignore them for the better part of our time here.

>Have fun with the girls / Satan's Wheelbarrow
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>>1495490
>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna
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>>1495598
It's not about actually training our stats it's about getting mentally and physically prepare for the fight.
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>>1495523
Changing my vote, let's get a satan wheelbarrow and then try to get some training with the rest of our time.
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>>1495598
the training is an excuse to be two hours in hawaii
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>>1495573
>>1495581
>>1495598
>>1495603
>>1495607
Guys. This is Marco we're dealing with.
We need all the training we can get.
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>>1495620
>>1495603
alright, that's fine and all, but if that's the case, we really should try to involve the girls in some way along with it.... have them toss coconuts at us for dodge/slash/blocking/i-dunno or whatever... just seems really lame to bring'em here for nothing.
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>>1495628
Two hours of training will make literally zero difference.

At best, we'll end up tiring ourselves out with spastic flailing.
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>>1495635
It will make a difference if it's a.... MONTAGE!
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>>1495635
Were warming up. Which is actually useful IRL
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>>1495638
Montages are for shortening time, not lengthening
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>>1495635
Makes a difference so we don't end up pulling anything while we defy the laws of physics and gravity with Marco by fighting and running on the sides of walls for a 5 minute fight.
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>>1495642
REVERSE MONTAGE TIME THEN.
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>>1495490
>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna
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>>1495644
THIS. FUCKING THIS.
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>>1495500
Changeing my vote to
>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna
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QM is working, Star vs. Quest resumes around 9:30
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>>1495689
Central US time?

So about 4 minutes then.
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I am return-ed

Counting!
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>>1495721
10 minutes REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1495751
Calm your tits.
Join the Discord if you want to be autistic.
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>>1495764
There is nothing autistic about that discord
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>>1495764
You appear to be implying I'm NOT from the discord
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HAHA

RUSED
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>>1495831
>inb4 we have to wait 2 real hours for Anon's training montage + sand handjob from Janna
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>>1495836
>Sand Handjob

That is a sexy yet painful sentence i have heard
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>>1495846
>coarsefucker
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>>1495846
>Not calling it a sandjob.

What are you, a faggot?
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>>1495846
Why else is it called Satan's Wheelbarrow?

The sand deals with carrying and hiding the load, but it's fucking sand in your junk man.
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>>1495854
Christ, how horrifying. It's like a hardcore nature condom or something
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>>1495881
All a ruse so Quest can get a Devil's Wheelbarrow before continuing the session
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THE VOTES

>Satan's Wheelbarrow
9 votes

>MONTAAAAGE
11 votes

>Relax
0 votes

THE NO CHILL PATH IS CHOSEN


>You have no idea what you're doing
>All the fights you've had have been wild brawls
>Magical Melees
>Sorcerer's Slapboxing
>Marco is a new animal
>You remember play-sparring him when you were younger
>He'd hit you three times before you caught him once
>So you know what you must do

>You put on your SKELETON GI
>Then slip in your phone's ear buds
>The hardest track you have begins to pound into your skull

https://youtu.be/CJrVZCbKxsE

>Your head nods
>A: "Na-NANANANANA!"
>You pose
>A: "Na-NANANANANA!"
>Jackie slurps her beverage, intrigued
>Janna has made herself a sand-octopus lower half
>The beat is coming
>You feel it
>You squat down
>Let the rhythm fill you
>IT HITS!

>You swing!
>Kick!
>Roll
>Ja: "Aahahaha! Oh my god! Haha hack! Ehhh heck!"
>Jackie snorts some of her freezy gulp out of her nose
>Janna's cough makes her sound like a 90 year old chain smoker when she laughs
>Your head catches on fire from embarassment
>A: "Sh-shut up!"
>They're still laughing
>A: "Shut up!"
>Still
>Laughing
>You snarl
>Raise your fist
>WHU-HAM!
>A boulder shatters into a million pieces
>Crabs are left homeless
>You roll Muscles' wrist
>You have a plan now
>A: "I'm no fighter."
>You clench your fist
>A: "I'm a beast."

Your training attempt has made the path clear!

cont
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>>1495914

>You can't outskill Marco
>You CAN however hit him harder than he ever thought possible
>After all this abuse, nobody can take hits better than you
>You feel more ready
>Hardened
>Focused
>Muscles flexes repeatedly, snapping himself into various weapons
>Hooks
>Whips
>Swords
>Studded Maces
>Axe-Heads
>Saws
>J: "Whoah."
>You look back.
>Jackie, now free of her sand costume is marvelling at you
>A: "Uh...yeah. I've been practicing."
>J: "Wha? Oh, yeah that's pretty cool too. You're like the Toxic Avenger if his powers didn't blow ass."
>What was Jackie looking at if not for your crazy monster arm?
>A: "Were you jus-"
>J: "Checking you out?"
>She pulls her hair behind her ear, revealing the mass of sick piercings she's rocking
>J: "Maybe."
>A: "You've seen the Toxic Avenger?"
>J: "I get around with the movies, dude."
>A: "Why do you like new stuff so much? Don't you like safety?"
>J: "Being safe doesn't mean you can't live your life...and life's gotta be an adventure."
>Jackie grabs your human hand
>Muscles is a little jelly
>He paws at her free palm
>J: "Haha, ok big guy you too."
>She's holding both your hands now
>The sea breeze wafts by
>The sun hits those big teal eyes and makes you forget all about the possibly deadly fist-magic-fight you're about to go into

https://youtu.be/dPcX-5Tmqt8

>You're staring at each other's faces
>Y-you're not sure what's happening
>She leans a little bit closer
>You feel a Vesuvius of pasta sauce building with you but...
>Maybe you should
GO FOR IT!?

Y

N


CHOOSE!
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>>1495918
OH FUUUCK

IF WE GO FOR IT, WE GOTTA CHARISMA ROLL AND WE'LL GET A 1


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

GO FOR IT, LET'S WIN IT OR LOSE IT ALL!
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>>1495918
>Spaghetti
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>>1495918
Y
>>
Y
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>Janna is right there
>now is the perfect time to cuck Marco
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
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>>1495918
GO FOR IT
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>>1495918
>N
No no no, Janna is there to, lets avoid accidentally depressing the sick girl. Worst case scenario, we do the whole, "After I win shtick" yeah?
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>>1495918
N

DROP SPAGHETTI.

Really though, later. Soon, but later.
When we have more time and are alone. Right now we're about to fight our childhood best friend, Star's in our pocket, and we need to kill a dragon soon.

Also get STAR OUT OF OUR POCKET FOR NOW if we're going straight to Marco after this
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>>1495934
>Implying Janna won't cop a feel while we're kissing Jackie.
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>>1495918
Also Janna is here. No sense killing Anonbowl just yet.
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>>1495918
...... Not yet. Not yet......
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>>1495918
N
Janna is right there
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>>1495918
Y
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DO NOT HURT THE JANNA BANANA!
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>>1495918
Y
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Yes!
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>>1495918
>No
>Sperg the fuck out
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>>1495918
No... No, not yet. It's not the time yet.
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>>1495918
No thank you
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>>1495918
Nope
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>>1495946
Fuck it changing to yes
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N.

Wait till we kick Marco's ass.
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>>1495918
Yes

We can alway go for CHEEK KISS. THe ultimate beta spaghetti kiss
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>>1495918
No... but do it in a teasing way for after you take care of business with Marco.
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Yes, for the love of god
Do it
>yes
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>>1495968
No wait, I changed my mind to yes.
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Actually, yes.
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>Tie on Yes and No
>Janna wants in on the action
>Somehow get both to smooch Anon

Perfecto
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>>1495918
YES
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Not yet but soon.

Voting no
>>
Orrrr, no.
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>>1495988
That...is a good plan
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>>1496000
NO ITS NOT YOU FUCKING HACK
STOP THIS MADNESS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
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>>1495918
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I ITS NOT THAT I DONT LIKE JACKIE
BUT THIS IS TOO SOON

NO
But like.... AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHH
JANNA IS RIGHT THERE
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>>1496004
JANNA IS INTO IT FAGGOTS, WHO CARES RIGHT NOW.
BUT IF WE DON'T DO IT JACKIE WILL BE HURT
AND THE ROUTE WILL BE LOCKED FOREVER! !!!!
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>>1496009
Making alot of assumptions there guy
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>>1496009
STOP OVER REACTING IF JACKIE CANT TAKE REJECTION WE NEED TO FIND SOMEONE BETTER
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>when the discord and thread become an accurate representation of a teenage boy's brain right before a big kiss
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>>1496020
seriously this.
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>>1496015
You know this whole thing is dumb
Dont we have a date on Saturday?
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>>1496020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_PwjgvtUOQ
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>>1496015
Alternatively, IF JANA CANT HANDLE REJECTION WE NEED TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE.
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>>1495918
No
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>>1495971
AHHH GOING BACK TO NO
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>>1496029
PANIC
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Yes.
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>>1496026
y
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>>1495918
>>1495950
In case it was unclear, this counts as a 'No'
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>>1496032
Fuck forgot to vote
No
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>>1495918
Y
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Tie special events was a fucking mistake.
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Correction, How about no.
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no
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>>1496043
Going yes just to spite>>1496054
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changing vote to yes
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yeah why not
>>
https://youtu.be/tXmLRHnoSAs
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>>1496065
I really dont care either way.
Just pick something and be done with it.
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bastards we need to tie this!!!
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https://youtu.be/EpcYAvvYLFI
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Oorrrr... no.
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Voting yes!
Because I'm not gay!
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>>1496086
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>>1496065
Look faggot Quest isn't a fucking retard. You have to earn a tie event. Go shitpost elsewhere
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Fine i'll throw in a no for the tie
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>>1495918
Yes
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>>1496087
Buddy you voted the same thing twice.
Like you put the same exact vote, 2 times.
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STOP ROLLING YOU FUCKS!!! THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE WILLS IT
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>>1496084
>Because I made mention of Anon getting double kissed in a tie, people are seriously considering it
>I possibly fucked the thread up in one post

Brilliant.
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Honestly, just the reactions and fever pitch of the participants made this epic, whatever the outcome turns out to be.
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>>1496106
>Anon ends up headbutting her in a tie
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>>1496113
That's even better than what I ever could've hoped for.
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18 yes
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>>1495918
Y
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>>1496113
>Just vomits out of sheer panic
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Yes, switching to yes
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14 no
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>>1496125
>>1496113
>Not our scissors cut a dimension to the spaghetti world in our pockets.
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There should be a rule where you can switch once per vote at most.

This must be a nightmare to count.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPBPa2BQFRM
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>>1495918
>>1495934
>>1495950
>>1496042
>Read mind
>if she wants us to kiss her, do it
>if not, don't
POWERS BITCH
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READ HER MIND FIRST! !!
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>>1496121
Tell me about it.
Watch Quest just roll a 1d2.
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>>1496134
>>1496135

As good of an idea as this was, it's far, FAR too late now.

Expect the apocalypse of spaghetti to happen.
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WAIT, no...dammit why is this so hard.
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>>1495918
no
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>>1495945
Fuck it, I'm goin' the secret WILD CARD route! Kiss Jackie and let Muscles loose on Janna!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos
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>Quest when he comes back to count
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Will anon find paradise? YOU DECIDE.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11MzbEcHlw
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Let's ask Marco what he thinks.
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This is KLK all over again
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>>1496151
Im telling you
1d2
Calling it now
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>>1496156
>not this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqwZLe-hNMU
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change my vote to no.
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YOU FOOLS THIS WAS A TRAP!!!!!!! CHANGE TO NO BEFORE ALL IS LOST!!!!
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>>1495918
WE'VE KNOWN HER LESS THAN 5 DAYS
THIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA
>>
NO DO NOT

NEGATE

CANCEL

HALT

DETAIN

STOP
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DUMBASS WE NEED MORE YES FOR THE TIE
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>>1495918
>GO FOR IT!?
>Y
>>1496184
Okay.
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>>1495918
no
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>>1495981
ON THIRD THOUGHT
no
>>
YES
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>>1496201
Stop being a fuccboi and choose a permanent yes/no already
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>>1496206
you can't make me, you're not my real dad
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I stand by no, THIS IS A TRAP YOU FOOLS WE BARELY KNOW HER!!!
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Quest is having a hard day at work, and you fucks do this?
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>>1496231
He's the one who threw this in our face! Don't kick the bull in the balls if you don't want the horns!
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>>1496231
>Implying this is prime time entertainment watching everyone trip over themselves over whether or not to kiss Jackie or stay as a pussy wallflower for now
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>>1496244
*isn't
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>>1495918
>Y

I don't know what's all going on in the comments since I just got back here, but fuck it. I'm a haremfag because I like all the girls but if we HAVE to choose only one lady I couldn't care either way. Fuck waifu wars. But if there's a chance of having Jackie make out with Hekapoo as the latter rides our face and fingers the former while Janna's busy getting spanked from Muscles and riding Anon's dick and we're getting denied it from this one choice I'll be very disappointed son. With Star and Marco dressed in full princess garb watching on the sidelines, tied up and sitting in each others laps with nothing to do but watch and grind.
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>>1496231
I'm pretty sure QM knew exactly how we'd react given this situation. He knew what he was signing up for with that prompt. And you gotta admit, it's pretty damn entertaining.
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Bless, my friends....

It is time.

To count.

May all votes stop here. The train is leaving the station
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FUCK YOU QUEST
LOOK AT WHAT YOU WROUGHT
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>>1496266
I WAS TOO LATE.
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>>1496266
YOU KILLED THE STARNON YOU FUCK
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>>1496267
Hush Fool
Only we are to blame for this madness

>>1496271
Starnon was sunk before its maiden voyage.
Enjoy Jacknon sweet prince.
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>>1496271
Staranon was never a thing. Why are you upseT?
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>They don't realize Marco is gonna padme Jackie on his path to true darkness
>This will lead anon on true demon path
>This all result in Star on anons side to stop the marco
Starfags win- what a fresh hell this is
>>
So what's the final tally? My count it's

21-Y
21-N

Because SOME PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES who don't delete their old irrelevant vote when they switch! So my count's probably all fucked up.
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>>1496308
It's the true path
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