This here is a Quest for all Star vs The Forces of Evil faggotsSESSION START!https://youtu.be/Fu_Cu-JGEsg?list=PLeRGKarlgNylWbtR52r-tYsYxFkOlTWak>You are Anon>14 year old boy...who has had a pretty crazy day>Last night you got with your boys from the Football team for a pre-game blowout>You hung out with cheerleaders>Got in a fight with the rival team>Then you contemplated the Ethics of enslaving someone's soul via devil magic>Typical Thursday?>Your heart sure hopes not>You bought a magic door that's essentially your own apartment now>You got a sick new cloak made from flying manta rays>So now you can glide>Just like the best Sonic Character> Charmy >You got a little rattled last night going to Quest Buy>With your mentor/demon buddy Heckapoo>Or, as you call her in your mind>The Border Wall>Cause she's thicc and protects you>She also got out of Quest Buy without you paying for extended double jeapordy warranty>Nice>You got home in time to see Mom>She was eating cookie dough on the couch>With her hands>A: "Wh-">M: "Hey, kiddo.">A: "Mom, what the hell?">M: "Oh don't tell me yourhf gonna star tryinh tell me to -diet- too?">A: "No, fool I just want you to share!">You and Mom playfought over raw dough for about ten minutes before you finally went to sleep>Now you've awoken...and it's>Friday>You have enough time to make breakfast and get ready without delay>Tonight, you and your boys face The Silver Hill Prep WARRIORS on the football fieldWHAT DO?https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
>>1487831Walk to school. Maybe we can thank DIRT BROTHER on the way there.
>>1487831I want us to move a bunch of our shit into our new apartment! And put Susan in there too! Now we can bring her anywhere with us!
>>1487831Make breakfast and head to school. Test gliding, and if we can't get it down, just portal if we're short on time.>>1487642Woah man. I can see why Ron would want her, she still a QT.Just asking for curiosity's sake, do you do this professionally? Like paid commissions? Because you can probably pull it off, man.
>>1487831>make breakfast and get ready without delay>Send jackie a wish me luck text
>>1487831We should probably store Susan and some other items in the new apartment we got.
>>1487831Mentally and physically psych yourself upToday is gonna be another long ass day.Maybe bring Zombella along fir some fresh air.
>>1487831>implying there's anything else to doMake breakfast and get ready without delay.Oh, and let's use the Manta Cloak to go to school this time.
>>1487831Go to school... Gliding!
>>1487831Manta Cloak to school.
>>1487857>>1487851Supporting this, actually. Let's keep Susan in the portable room and whatever valuables with her.
>>1487869Try it out, we got to test it out in low risk environment first.
>>1487831Check out your new Apartment and store your shit there. Maybe store Our zombie pal there too for easy access.Make a triumphant entrance to school in our new Manta Cloak.
>>1487831Portal to school. Gotta start using these scissors for menial shit like any good wizard.
>>1487831Portal to the top of a high hill, take that manta cloak out for a test ride.
Get the infinity falls ready in preparation for the drake.For the uninitiated, that's where we put two portals horizontally on top of each other, and put a thing in, and let gravity accelerate it to terminal velocity.Later, we open another portal to re-route it into the face of something we want dead.
>>1487869Fuck it, let's do it!!!!
>>1487831We could breach the fact we have a magic apartment with mom. Might be useful to her also.
>>1487996Nooooo! Let's not tell Mom about it!
>>1487869>>1487871>>1487885Supporting. We just got it, so we gotta test it out.
>>1487996Mom would freak.
I also just realized Marco won the tournament with his evil tentacle arm.He does not have the will to control it, meaning he's going down edge central. Additionally, he's still gonna have the arm by game time.
>>1487996Not a fan of this thought. Don't think she has to know about this little acquisition of ours.
>>1488029Yeah, without a godlike will like ours monster arms just aren't worth it, HELL, it's still almost not worth it even with a will like ours
>>1488029We have to stop marco from going down edge central. WE MUST REMOVE ARM
>>1488029>>1488050Tournament doesn't happen yet, I believe.That's an entirely different trophy.The School Spirit episode hasn't even happened yet. The tournament is much later.
>>1487846>]>>1487860>>1487857>>1487862>>1487864>>1487867>>1487869>>1487871>>1487881>Getting ready for school has always been typical>Shit>Shower>Suds>Brush>OJ>Bread>Door>Today, however it's more like>Everythingishappeninginablurbecauseyouhaveapairofmagicalportalscissors!>Or something>You brush>SCCHRIP!>Then get breakfast>SCHRRIP!>Then dress!>SCHRRRUP!>You don your new cloak>You catch yourself in the mirrorhttps://youtu.be/IGMabBGydC0>Your clothes are clean>You slept>Wow>You really slept instead of being up all night on 3senpai>You hung out with people last night>Today you're gonna be at a Football game where everyone is counting on you>Your friends will be there>Your mom will be there...>You caught yourself smiling>Muscles gives you the thumbs-up>It's weird how your arm moves on it's own sometimes>Even weirder that it gives you high-fives>A: "Haha you feeling it too, Big guy?">SCHRRRRRRRRIP!>You open a portal>Not to school>But to the top of the last big hill before School>50 feet in the air>You breathe deep>Draw out your arms>Then jump!>You fall...>Then fall...>FWUMP!>The wind catches your wings!>You're pushed up into the sky like a leaf!>In moments you're not just falling>You're falling in style!>The sun is well and out>Breaking apart those beautiful summer clouds>You can see the ocean>You see your school>The Bus has rolled up>You spot several kids looking up at you>K: "Is that Anon?">K2: "I think I have Science class with that guy.">A window flies open>Blake leans out of it>B: "Dude! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK THIS TOWN TONIGHT!?">You pump your fist>A: "TO-NITE!">Some of the kids in the seats do the same>Some of them are screaming at you to do a flip>You also see Jackie just skating up the front of the school ahead of youWhat do?
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1488084b-b-back flipalso rolling for this thread's luck
>>1488084Scream "Sup" at Jackie while falling with style
Swoop down to where Jackie is, no fancy tricks. Greet her like nothing happened.
>>1488084Do a flip!
>>1488084>DO A FLIP
>>1488084This is our first time gliding, let's not risk cracking our skull. Try and land next to Jackie.
High five Jackie, do a flip, then enter school with swagger And an i own the place attitude
>>1488084Catch up to Jackie.Do a flip for her.
>>1488084Shout "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!" Then land right next to Jackie.
>>1488084Glide close to Jackie and get her attention. Let her know how fucking awesome this is.
>>1488135This is what I change to It fits with our autism, and it doesn't end with a cracked skull
>>1488084Do a barrel roll!
>>1488144>>1488162Can get behind these.
>>1488084When someone says do a flip, you flip.combine with>>1488135
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>1488191>>1488168>>1488162>>1488153>>1488111>>1488108>>1488105>>1488099ROLL DEX!
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1488206>DOODLE bow wow
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1488206
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1488206We gonna crash
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1488206FOR THA WOMEN!
Rolled 5 (1d20)Fuck im
Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1488206Al infinito y mas alla!
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1488206INCOMING CRASH LANDING
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1488206TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!
>>1488219C O M A A R C
>>1488219>>1488220WE'RE CRASHING THIS GLIDERWITH NO SURVIVORS
DO A FLIP
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1488206fuck
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1488206https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzQ3eBerHfM
Why did you idiots vote to do a flip?
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1488206D
Holy shit, we got like no rolls above 10 not counting the one without a +3
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1488206r-r-r-r-rollannn
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1488206Well, things are already terrible. Let's make them worse.
Holy God these rolls
>>1488240Tactical comedy. We succeed and gain cool points. We fail, and get Sympathy points. It a win win.
>>1488240That's how you learn; Try shit, eat shit, get better at shit.
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1488206
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1488206
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1488206Saving?
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1488206
Let's crash.At least we didn't get any 1's
Whelp gents, looks like it's Funyuns for breakfast!
>>1488259>>1488256>>1488279Y'know.... we're probably end up meeting up with Sabrina in the infirmary...
>>1488281As long as we survive, we should be able to BfB from other animals and people. No need to waste them.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1488206
>>1488219>>1488219WINNER!>7 total>>1488220-25 total...>You hitch back your arms>Pulling up, into the sky you ready yourself for the full 360>The speed>The G forces>A: "WOOOOOOOOO!!">You did the flip!>A: "HAHa!">...but now youre' fast>So>Fast>A: "Whuh WH-!">SHHHHHREEEEEEE>The road is blazing by!>The school is approaching like an oncoming train!>Just as you rocket past Jackie you catch her eye>She looks a little startled>Until she sees you>In that split second where you're looking at one another>She takes in your situation>Is afraid for your life>Then snatches out her hand>Smiling>FWOOSH!>You're blasting through the hallways!>Barely dodging teachers and students>J: "Anon! WHaaaat is happenin' my duuuude?">A: "I was gliding to schoooll!">J: "Were?">A: "NOW I'M CRASHING IN SCHOOL!">You both scream>Jackie's still laughing for some reason>BREASH!>You end up in a heap at the end of the locker hall>Jackie is in your chest>You went into the wall>Ow>Your whole body>Good thing you're getting so tough>Still, you see stars>A: "uuhhh.">A strong hand grips your shoulder and pulls you free>Ju: "Broh. Do you -ever- slow down?">It's Justin>A: "Here's hoping I figure out how before I'm dead.">Ju: "Long as you make it tonight bro...cause you know what day it is?">Intense techno fills the air in your mind as all concussions fade into brotherhood and readiness>Jackie's dusting herself off>Looking not too worse for wear>She almost speaks up until she realizes you're doing the High-noon high-five stand off with Justin>J: "You guys are like, dorky rays of sunshine today.">Your eyes lock with the J-man>Your hands fly out to each other!>With power!>Precision!ROLL CHARISMA FOR BRO HANDSHAKE!
>>1488320>>1488320Credit for this image goes to the lovely "Deonix" in our Discord chat
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1488320CONTAIN THE 'TISM
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1488320C'mon bruh!
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1488320
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1488320MORE SHIT ROLLS WOOOO
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>1488320>>1488320The dice
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1488320Ok come boys we can do this
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1488320
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1488320>inb4 deciding post is a 1
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1488320
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1488320Chareesma!
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)Nigga
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)BROFORCE REPRESENT
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1488320TIME TO FUCK THIS UP!
>>148832611 + 2 - 2It's an OK high five
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)HOO BOY
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1488320
Well now it's down to 9.Anon needs to wake up, his rolls are fucking garbage.
>>1488340>>1488344>>1488326It's gonna be one of THOSE threads, huh?
>>1488354>>1488361Buddy, you get one roll.
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1488320
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1488377What dubs said
>>1488326>>1488326The winner!>11 total>>1488327+2!>>1488340-2...>>1488344-2...>9 total>Slap!>Wap! WHip!>It's going well>CRRRACK!>Until you used Muscles to do the last palm-slap>J: "AH!>You misjudged your strength>Justin has a damn Indian tan all across his palm and each finger>He's holding his right wrist>Hissing>Ju: "SHHHH AAAA! AAA!">J: "Oh my gosh.">Ju: "Dude! You're beast-hand just gave me dead arm! I can't feel anything up to my elbow! FFFF-">Jackie swoops in, pulling some weird cream from out of her back pocket>J: "Givvit here.">Ju: "Don't touch it!">J: "Lemme see it!">She inspects that hand pretty intensely>J: "Oh, you big baby.">She smears the cream on in a thin layer.>J: "He just took the upper layer off. You'd get way worse on a bike.">Ju: "How would you know?">Jacke stands up, admiring her handiwork>J: "I spend all day skating in short-shorts dude. Do you think I'm out here with no protection?">Muscles twitches>A: "No.">You scold him>He calms himself...>Until Sabrina startles him>S: "Oh, H-hey guys are you excited about ga-THWACK!">S: "EEP!">Her dress is six inches higher on her waist>A: "Muscles!">If an arm could laugh>Muscles would be guffawing from his bicep>A: "Sabrina, aw geeze you ok-">S: "Igottago!">She actually run to the bathroom>Ju: "I gotta go see the nurse and get this taped up...">Justin slinks off too>You're left alone with Jackie>She's giving you that damn pleasant smile again>Like she's happy just to see you>Or some homosexual mess>A: "So, uh...">J: "Hey. I'm proud of you, wild man.">A: "Proud? What are you, my uncomfortably young and attractive step sister?">J: "That sounded like an entire porn plot.">A: "It is and -man- is it boring to me by now.">J: "Stop jokin' for a second! Haha my sides are getting toned but I need to breathe.">A: "What are you proud of me for?">J: "For getting out there. You push boundaries all the time, my guy. Other worlds. New sports. New friends. You were a wallflower our whole lives up 'til now and...">She nudges your cheek with her fist>Her hands are crazy soft>J: "Look at ya.">You can't seem to respond>A blush has eaten your head>A: "I- well I- psssh. FF hum. I-">J: "Make sure you invite me along on those sometime.">A: "Well-">J: "There's no better adventure than one you take together.">The bell rings>Off Jackie goes>J: "Byenon! See ya at the game!">A: "B-...buh.">You are alone at school>You have some classes before school>It's Friday>So your classes are different today>First Class is Theatre>You don't like Theatre>Because Theatre is the only class you share with Marco and Star Butterfly>You 'could' skip it>You could also run from all your other problems thoughWhat do?
>>1488468Don't skip, go to class.
>>1488468Yeah, let's skip it. Theatre is dumb.
>>1488468Eeeeugh...We want good grades... Dammit man.Yeah... Take it. Don't look at either of them in the eyes.But mind read Marco. See if he still has that shit, knockoff arm
>>1488468>Go to class>Hide in a high ground position>When Marco comes by, greet him Master Asia Style.
>>1488468Go to theater. Just keep out head don and take any kind of minor, backstage duties. DO NOT DRAW ATTENTION
>>1488468Dont skip,we didnt get here by being a goddamm pussy.
Go to theater, star and Marco are nothing to us now. They stay away from us, and we won't autism them
>>1488468GO TO CLASS
>>1488468Don't be a bitch-mewgga. Go to class.
>>1488468Skip drama. Let's go find somewhere to research swamp Drakes.
>>1488468Go, might increase a stat
>>1488518You know anywhere we could go to do that? And we have other classes to attend, man.
>>1488468educayshun nigga, we goin to class
go to class
>>1488468GOT TO CLASS YOU PUSSYFACE YOUR PROBLEM WITH MANLY SPIRIT AND DETERMINATION
>>1488523Library dimension. We could come back for our next class.
>>1488468Just go to class. We've got nothing else to do.
>>1488541We have like a hundred things we could be doing right now.
>>1488531>Library DimensionWe've been over this. That's not how it works. Anon needs to know a library dimension exists if we wants to be able to go there. It's the same with Quest Buy.
Time to countDEM VOTES!
>>1488586>No option to hold handsShit poll
More edits from the Discord
>>1488586STOP POSTING THE LINK TO THE FUCKING RESULTS
>>1488586>posting Discord shit in the thread
>>1488468Go to class.
THE VOTES>SKIP THEATRE2 votes>FACE THE DAY13 votes>You know you haven't come this far>Not this fucking far just to keep running from a pair of people you barely know>Well, you used to know Marco...>Before Star came around you were sleepover buddies>Then Nightlight Knights>Then Playthrough Pals>You thought your friendship was really special>Especially since it was one out of the four you've ever had with other kids>Everybody always seemed to leave you>Or be taken away>Even Marco>A part of you wonders what will take Jackie, Janna, Justin and your new bros away>Then you grip your backpack so tight the straps begin to fray>A: "Nothing's taking them away. If fate tries to take what's mine again I'll do Mom did.">Destroy the world>You grin inwardly as that dramatic edginess fuels your entrance to theatre>You kick open the doors>Do a pose>You spot a brown haired head attached to a red hoodie>A: "MarrrcoooooO!">You scream>Nobody turns>Except the people wondering what all the screaming was about>He hasn't turned at all to look at you>What>A: "I-I SAID!">You slap the ground>Do a somersault in the air before you land at the front row in front of Marco>You land on a step>To have specifically 8 inches of high-ground>It's over before it's even begun>A: "Marco! I gotta bone to pi- whuh?">It's a basketball>On a stick>With a Marco wig>A: "What the zog?">You turn slowly to your left>In the seat next to this false Marco or 'Farco' if one was to be clever>Is Star Butterfly>...and she>looks >like>St: "Shit.">She curses?>St: "Was my dummy that good?">Her eyes>They're bloodshot>It smells like she hasn't showered>Do magic princesses even shower?>If they do, then you now know their B.O. smells like cherry pie and play-dough>Even their stank is sugary>St: "I made him up so Marco wouldn't get a demeeerrrrrit hehee!">You've seen tired>You've been tired>This is utter emptiness of the spirit>Girl's acting like she's drunk>St: "He's a fake Marco! I call him 'Make-arco-ee! Heehehe wait...">She pauses, taking you in>In a flash she seems to have remembered your entire five-minute historycont
>>1488597Here. A higher-quality version.
>>1488644Me make guide for Quest
>>1488668Monstar is pretty cute.
>>1488644>>1488644FLASHBACK>A: "Hey, Barko! My dog. You ready to smash through Legend of the Dragoon this weekend?">M: "What? Oh, sorry Anon haha I can't really chill tomorrow.">A: "Oh. Family night? I- I get it man.">M: "No, actually I just got other plans.">A: "You-...you cancelled our plans for better ones?">M: "No! NONonono! More like just...totally forgot them? Haha. Silly me.">St: "Hey! Hey Marco! Is this your friiiiend!? Hi new friend!">A: "Who in the sparkly tits of the pit-lords is this?">M: "Buh- Uhm. Anonymous? This is Star Butterfly.">St: "Hellooo!">A: "She's a Princess.">You remember the most mad you've ever been in your life>Your second birthday>When your dad knocked out the birthday clown and took all your presents>In front of your classmates>That felt like a spark in comparison to the split second hell-fire of fury that lit your soul>When you met Star Butterfly>The same day you met her was the day your Dad showed you what a flying Armbar was>By demonstrating on your Mom>With you tied to a chair>He didn't understand why you were both so man>Mom had to go to the doctor>Dad didn't want to pay>Mom was clearly hamming up her pain because she was almost out of pills>You tried to make them stop>Dad beat the shit out of you>Mom was at her worst that day>She cheered him on>She cheered...him on>About teaching 'you' some respect>That same day you still had to go to school>The only solace you had was that the weekend was going to be spent at Marcos>You used to love being at the Diaz's>His parents are the nicest people to ever live>They'd let you both stay up all night>Play your vidya>Be loud>Have fun>When you met Star all of that was gone in the exact same instant you met this...>Sparkly>Rainbow shooting>Butterfly spitting>Glitter Dripping>Fucking ACTUAL MEMBER OF ROYALTY>You opened your mouth and you said something AWFUL to her>The most heinous>Vile>Putrid shit you come up with>All on the spot>Must have been a pretty good roll>So, she punched you>Hard>Harder than you had ever been hit>You're pretty sure she cracked part of your eye sockets and it's why you have these crazy dark rings around them>Now she's here>In front of you>With all the same questions she had before>St: "Wait just a minute...YOU don't have the Muffintops!">Or, maybe less>St: "It's you! Hipponymomynos!">Close>St: "Mean boy! Y-y-you're the mean Magic boy! OoooO! I'd tell you hwat if I wasn't...so...tired.">She's nearly melted into her chair>Br: "Does that girl have Autism or something?">Oh shit>It's Brittney>On stage>Of course>Br: "Hey, Non.">A: "What the hell are you doing here?">She's in full Uniform>Br: "It's game day. We're touring all the classes to get them hype.">She snaps her fingers>All the cheerleaders come out and do...>Wow>That is a very well choreographed series of bootyshakes>Wowr>The students are stoked>Br: "So remember, Possums! It's what we do!"Mad cheeringcont
>>1488706>>1488706>Br: "Hey.">A: "What?">Br: "Wanna come with?">A: "Uh...">Br: "I can get you a hallpass.">Seems you have a CHOICE>Investigate the MISSING MARCOor>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD>Sabrina's there>She has an ice-pack on her butt, under her skirt>She averts her eyes when you look at her>Glances back>Then wiggles her fingers in helloWHAT DO?
>>1488716>Investigate the MISSING MARCOTell her we're busy enacting revenge. She'll understand
>>1488716let's go with Brittney.Also, punch Star in the face before you leave, knock her out. She needs a nap. Aim for chin.
>>1488716>Investigate the MISSING MARCOThis is the perfect opportunity to get Star on our side and fuck Marco even more.Lets tell her how Marco replaced us with her and how she is getting replaced.
>>1488716Let's join Brittney. Marco has his own problems, and his COOL NEW FRIEND can help him.
>>1488716Thank her.But we have to go kick somebody's ass. HARD. Investigate missing Marco.Because fuck me if reading that fucking story didn't make me want to fuck somebody up.
>>1488716Just tell her we're staying back to enforce the order for once. She'll take that answer.And then we investigate missing Marco.
>>1488716Thank Brittany for the offer, but...>>Investigate the MISSING MARCOWe're gonna find our 'FRIEND' then give him a piece of our mind.
>>1488716>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUADWell that sounds cool I'm down
>>1488716>"Sorry Britt. But I have personal business to settle.">finger-wave back at Sabrina>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
>>1488716>>Investigate the MISSING MARCO>>Thank Brittney for the invite but we have some revenge to do.
Investigation of the Marco, we had our fill of slice of Life, now we go to the plot
>>1488716>Investigate the MISSING MARCOLet's nip this evil monster arm business in the bud.
>>1488716Investigate Missing Marco
>>1488716>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD
Could we not use the word revenge in front of Star? Marco's her homie, no sense antagonizing further if we ARE investigating it.
>>1488716Let's get to the bottom of Marco's arm thing. Also, say sorry to Sabrina before we leave to do that.
Bfb can heal butt slaps?
>>1488706>>You opened your mouth and you said something AWFUL to her>>The most heinous>>Vile>>Putrid shit you come up with>>All on the spotYou're waifu a shit
Did.. we call her a jew?
>>1488736What piece of our fucking mind!?>>1488732Why are we going to go kick his ass?! That'll ruin our fucking rep! >>1488742What revenge!? I thought our revenge was just going to be doing better than him in school, not hunting him down and beating him up!
>>1488716>Investigate the MISSING MARCOOh, and apologize to Sabrina, I guess.
>>1488716>>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD
>>1488766That was never our revenge. That was our revenge to Dad for not being a deadbeat piece of shit. And prove to Mom we wont be a worthless whore like she is.He ditched Anon. And our rep will be fine. As long as he isn't dead.
>>1488736>>1488716Oh, also. Say hello to Sabrina and apologize.
>>1488766You think so small, revenge is not about physical harm. It's all about the mind. Save Marco and Star won't have the excuse of solving her own problems. Star will also acknowledge to herself that she's useless.
>>1488716>Investigate the MISSING MARCOAnd of course, apologize to Sabrina.
>>1488716>>1488739>Also, BfB Sabrina's butt. She seems like she needs it.
>>1488810Im down for that
>>1488716>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
>>1488716>Investigate the MISSING MARCOand apologize to Sabrina for her butt
It is time...to COUNT!
>>1488909We really should take the time to hang out with them for a while.At least at some point in the relatively near future.
>>1488982oh totally. but I think for a lot of us here, it's just about a matter of priorities. Which is something I think Britney is fully able to comprehend and appreciate, especially after our parting conversation the previous night.
THE VOTES>Join Brittney6 votes>INVESTIGATE17 votesOh myTHE PATH IS CHOSEN>You don't even look toward Brittney when you turn her down>You're laser locked on Star>This twinkly little space alien>A: "Nah. You know me. Got my own shit goin' on.">Br: "With the Foreigner?">Now you turn>A: "Hey. Juke Box Hero was an anthem. Even if you don't rock the jams there isn't a Panty in the world that can stay dry during 'I wanna know what love is.'">Brittney clearly doesn't get your dank reference>Whuh-Whip!>Doesn't phaze her>Br: "Whatever, Anon. It's your spot on the gravy train you're missing.">A hand raises up in the crowd>Alf: "Uh...I'll come with.">Holy hot potato dicks>It's Alfonzo>Trying to make a play!>Brittney looks at him>Then walks off>Without even telling him no>Jesus>A: "Maybe next time, buddy.">Alfonzo shrugs, still looking defeated>Back to business>A: "Where's Marco.">St: "Oh wouldn't yeOOouuu like to know Mr. Grumpybutt!">A: "My butt is a normal. Butt! Trust me! I'm attached to an expert!">Muscles is nodding his hand>St: "You DITCHED Marco as soon as I came along cause you need to be all -edgy- an coool! Yer just a big magic jerk!">Some people are whispering>You catch some of it>P: "What's happening?">P2: "Are Anon and Star gonna fight again?">P3: "I hope they kiss during it.">P4: "Stop being weird.">You steel yourself>This will require something you have very little of>Patience>You take a deep breath>Then spell it out for Star>A: "Listen. Marco and I fell out, alright? He ditched ME though.">St: "Waaa? No.">Star has falled forward, off of her chair>She's draped onto your shoulders>She weighs next to nothing and is as limp as a fully cooked Spaghetti noodle>St: "Marco's a gray-boat. N-Nuh He's a Great guy! He keeps the leaves out of the gutter...he's...grate.">A: "He was my best friend until you showed up.">You push her off, the chair she lands in makes a little squeak and poots pink clouds>Why does that make you so angry?>A: "Now. Here you are all alone and totally destroyed. You're sitting next to a Broom! That was how I spent my first so I think I speak from experience when I tell you that's a sign of your social standing.">Star looks at the Broom>St: "Marco! Hey!">She hugs it>You hug your own face with your hand>M: "Can you just tell me where he is?">St: "He's...mwahhh!">When Star yawns a butterfly being chased by a gang of knife wielding moths escapes from her mouth>They catch that butterfly>They catch him and make him scream while they take him from behind>They took turns>St: "Training.">A: "Marco skipped school...to train?">St: "Mhm.">Star's cheek hearts are transforming into little sleepy clouds>Her eyes are shuttingShe's falling asleep!>A: "No! Don't go out on me you fucking Psycho Pixie!">STAR IS PASSING OUTWHAT DO!?
SLAP THAT DUMB BITCH AWAKE.FULL FUCKING FORCE HIT. SHE'S A MEWGGER, SHE CAN TAKE IT.
>>1489007Only one thing to do.Have Muscles smack her ass. She wont wake up otherwise.
>>1489007>>STAR IS PASSING OUTIT'S TIME!..... SECRET DEMON PATH! SLAP HER AWAKE! SHE'S A WARRIOR, SHE CAN TAKE IT!
>>1489007SOBER HER UP
>>1489007PUNCH HER IN THE FACE
>>1489017Going for it
>>1489007Wake her up.NON-VIOLENTLY
>>1489007Put her on the housevator cuz' why not.
>>1489007Give her a big ol cartoon slap to bring her back to reality. It'd be cathartic for Anon and if she gets mad we can say we just needed her to stay awake.
>>1489007THIS SCHOOL HAS WATER FOUNTAINSGIVE HER A LITTLE BATHNO PUNCHING YOU FUCK CRAZY ASSWIPES
>>1489017Can't smack what isn't there.
>>1489007portal her into like a vat of coke or something. The soda. Not the drug.
>>1489038Supporting. Water should do the trick. And leave her with horrible, horrible wet socks.
>>1489038She can take it! It probably won't even wake her up.
Do anything but hitting her.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>1489017>>1489017>>1489017Oh...Roll StrengthHaha
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1489059WE DOING IT BOYZ
Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1489059
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1489059
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1489059
Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1489059
Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1489059WAKE UP YOU DOUBLE MEWGGER!
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1489059
Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)Smack
>>1489068>>1489065>>1489064>>1489062My fucking lord
>>1489062>>1489064>>1489065>>1489068THE FUCK IS THIS NONSENSE HERE
>>1489068>>1489065>>1489064>>1489062Holy shit.>>1489073way to ruin a cool thing.
>>1489073I HAVE FAILED EVERYONE!
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1489062>>1489064>>1489065>>1489068Jesus, I think it wants us to have 19's...
Rolled 19 + 29 (1d20 + 29)>>1489059I'm torn. I wanna break her butt but I don't want to touch it either. Let the dice decide fate.
>>1489085Another oneHoly shit the Star hate levels are insane
>>1489065Well, ya won. Minus -2, we smacked her ass with a mean 26.Christ.>>1489085Oh for fucks sake, another 19?!
Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1489059
>>1489007Leave her be, we have no reason to think she's lying. She's just too damn tired to intentionally make shit up, go on after Brittney, Sabrina and the others.We'll handle what's up with Marco whenever it matters.
>>1489085fucked up that roll. oh well, doesn't matter.
>>1489094STOP GODDAMMIT. What fucking possessed you? Oh look we've got a great roll! I know I'll fuck it up further!
>>1489094CEASE AND DESIST FUCKO
Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1489059ROLL FOR STARNON
>>1489108Stop Rolling. Can you not count? Can you not see? Are you blind?
>>1489114Put it in the options section bud
>>1489123Tell him after the vote is called not now.
Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1489119>>1489121DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
>>1489139This is why no one likes you.
Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)
>>1489141Nah son, this is why no-one likes you
>>1489059Say Quest...Did you expect all of us to be this retarded and seriously consider smacking Star's ass, and not as a joke, but as a legitimate choice to progress?
>>1489065A high roll where it counts
>>1489147No, not particularly. But Star is the source of our resentment from the get-go of this wild ride.... and "Patience" is a quality we "have very little of" so I can't say it's all that surprising.
Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1489065>>1489064>>1489062its HAPPENING
>>1489065>>1489065>>1489065WINNER!>27 total>>1489073-2>>1489094-225 total>You roll Muscles around at the elbow>He makes a comedic cranking noise>You bounce in place>Spit in your palms>SLAP!>A: "Oh. Sorry, Muscles.">Muscles does the hand equivalent of grumbling before turning to the task at hand>A: "Lord Kek.">You say to the cieling>A: "Forgive me for the sins I am about to commit.">You crack your neck>A: "Because I am gonna enjoy them.">YOU SLAP!>CRUNCH!>Muscles took out three fucking chairs>You...>A: "I missed?">Star flopped over in her chair when you went for her face>You try again!>WHA-BOOM!>A shockwave went out, knocked over six gossip queens in their seats>A: "S-sorry!">GQ: "What are you even doing!? You can't hit Star! She's a grill!">A: "Propane, Coal or Foreman? Your next line is 'Hwat.'">GQ: "Whatever, freak.">A: "I'm sorry, Jojo.">Some guy in the crowd starts yelling>SG: "Hey! Was that a mother fuckin-">WAP!>SG: "AAAA!">Yes it was>Muscles slapped the dogshit from that guy>A: "Huh. So my slapper's not off.">You and Muscles lock minds for second>There is only a brief silence before you close your eyes>An edgy shadow hides your expression as your throat fills with sandpaper>A: "Do it.">Muscles cannot believe his ea- err his thumb?>Muscles does not have ears>You look your hand in the face>What even is Anatomy anymore?>A: "Go for the butt, Muscles!">You raise your right hand!https://youtu.be/0ev9wDHtxWE>A: "By the POWERS OF FEMALE OBJECTIFICATION! I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!">Another fucking kid pipes up>K: "Jesus?">WHAM!>That kid might be dead>A: "The BASS GOD!"https://youtu.be/Y-dMSstLDqM>Muscles SLAMS into the Jam!>Star does a cartwheel, drooling from the side of her mouth>St: "Mrrm Mommy, nooo I don't wanna wear the tutu. I want my halberd!"cont
>>1489190>>1489190>A: "Hold STILL!">BOOM BOOM BRACK SMASH BRANG!>Lights>Set pieces>The cheap Gargoyles you used for the Halloween play last year>None have their ass anymore>Star is doing The Worm across the stage>You are losing your mind>A: "Enough!">CRRRRAAAAAAccck!>Using this demon strength, channeling Muscles' lust for BUTTUCKS you rip the stage apart>You've wised up>Whatever Star is may be able to fight in it's sleep...but not if your make her into a COMFY BURRITO FIRST!>You've done it>She's restrained>Ass out to the world>A: "Mwahahahahaa!">The darkness behind you deepens>Your eyes sear pink as you hold out the most charged up back hand in all creatio->What?>Muscles is exploring the target>A: "D-dude stop! It's funny if it's violent it's just sexual assault if you take your time!">He's pokes the butt>He squeezes the butt>He freezes>So do you>This butt is small>...but it's TIGHT>Rock hard in fact>It's a booty forged from steel>Which is why when you go to slap Star Butterfly's rump>Muscle's decides to pull back>and punch it.>At first you were going to resist>Then you realized something>A: "Nah.">Star sort of wakes up from all the dramatic tension music filling the theatre>St: "Mama?">A: "Call me Daddy."https://youtu.be/MWqS4A1kVKY>KRABOOOM!!!>Star is kill?>No>Star is outside the fucking room right now>She went through the wall>She went through the next wall>She landed in the next classroom away>Then an explosion went off>Like>A massive, cereal commercial tornado of sugar kind of explosion>You think you saw Marshmallow bits>Honey Pots>Little Narwals>A: "Fucking what? The Narwal's a species destined for extinction their body type is so specialized they ca-">St: "Hrrrrr waaat? WHaaat I'm uuup!">She's not dead>A: "How are you even alive?">You stroll out of the giant holes you've put in the school>At this point, you don't even register destruction as abnormal>You find star in a crater>Her dress is smoking from the back>Otherwise she seems totally unharmed>Some rubble falls out of her hair when she leans up>She spits an entire lead pipe out of her mouth>St: "What hit me?">A: "Gender Equality.">St: "I don't understand.">A: "You wouldn't.">St: "Fine, Anon. I'll help you find Marco...but on One condition.">A: "Which is?">St: "You gotta help me too.">A: "Me? Help you? With what?">She crawls out of the hole, still looking so tired she could be pulled away on the breeze>Her hand grips your collar as she sucks your damn soul out with them Big Ol' Eyes>St: "You gotta help me save him. A-an' get my best buddy back.">You are Anon>You came to school to do some Football for the homies>Like always you've left devestation in your wake...and you've gotten tangled up in something>Much>Much greater>A: "Fuck. I think I hear the credits Music.">St: "Oh, that's a relief. I need a nap.">Meta jokes are lost on this girl>Clunk>She's passed outcont
>>1489252>>1489252>It looks like school is going to be a lot more weird than you thought>A little wild as well>This girl ain't from round here>Where is she from again?>Oh, right>Mewni>A: "Another Dimension.">Where, apparently people are made out of fucking steel>A crowd is starting to gather>Kids are ditching classes due to "trauma">Cowards>You have one Passed Star Butterfly who has asked for your help>On this>The Sacred Day of Friday Football>Your Next class was MathsWHAT DO?
>>1489256Go to maths.
>>1489256Let her sleep in the housevator and go to math
>>1489256We'll get back to her. Let her sleep.Go to Math. We might have time to get with Marco and still make it to the football game.And tell Muscles to cross another name off of the "smacked booty" list.>>1489263Eh, why not. She already knows we're magical.
>>1489256>>1489263Fuck it, why not.
>>1489256Wake up the idiot, Help the idiot, Call Justin, mention that Marco has apparently been kidnapped, and you might be late/miss the Game. This might be pressing.
>>1489265>Eh, why notShe might wake up, panic, and then blow up our housevator.
>>1489263NO! DON'T FUCKING PUT HER IN THERE!
>>1489276Then we demand she pays for it. Or fixes it, whatever.Besides, we're helping her out. She'll give us cash. Fuckin' royalty, mate.
>>1489256>>1489263Let her sleep in the Housevator.Go to maths.
>>1489256Call justin. Tell him that someone we know was kidnapped. And we might be late to the game being a goddamned hero.
>>1489272This then This>>1489277
>>1489263Supporting this.Also, I was considering going to Quest Buy to buy the strongest coffee they have and force it down her throat, but that costs money.
>>1489282>>1489252Oh, also leave her an note telling her where she is and not to freak out.
>>1489263I'd be up for that if we DIDNT HAVE A ZOMBIE IN THERE.But still why not? Better than being a distraction to everyone around.
>>1489294Quest never said we put her in there.
>>1489294just in case we leave her a note to kill the zombie, also tell her the zombie's name is susan
>>1489256>>1489263This plus>invite Jackie
>>1489313In which case sure I guessHide the evidence of the crime.
>>1489327changing my support to this
>>1489256>>1489287 's suggestion.
Why the fuck does everyone want Star in our house?!
>>1489256>>1489268On second thought,>>1489272>>1489327
>>1489369I'm hoping Zombina will eat her... or at least eat her hair and socks.
>>1489369She's very easy to lose.Just store her in our pocket, we'll get her when we need her.
>>1489369tbf, we just smacked the shit out of her ass
>>1489256On third thought,>>1489263>>1489272>>1489327
>>1489384We smacked her hard and now we're throwing her unconscious body into our room.This does not go well with our whole, "avoid becoming dad" thing.
>>1489384What does that have to do with keeping her in our house?!>>1489283>>1489272Kidnapped!? What?! When was it implied that marco was kidnapped?!
>>1489369>>1489369It keeps her somewhere where we can find her.And we can gang up on her w/ Jackie n' Justin so we can figure out where Marco is without her KOing and not telling us shit.
>>1489398>St: "You gotta help me save him. A-an' get my best buddy back.">save him.Assuming kidnapping is fair
>>1489256On fourth thought:>Let Star sleep in housevator, and leave a note for her as a means of saying sorry, and to knock when she wants out>Contact Justin, and let him know that there's something going on with Marco, and we might end up checking Marco out.>Go to Math Class
>>1489407Like rational adults
>>1489403Oh my go-He still has the EVIL monster arm. It's obvious that he's just turned to the dark side and Star doesn't want that.
>>1489403>>1489398>>1489272>>1489283SHE SAID HE'S TRAINING.It's obviously who we need to save him from.MONSTER ARM
THE PATH IS CHOSEN>This is hippity hop horse shit>You just wanted to go to school>Do some maths>You pick up Star>Flick out your HOUSEVATOR>Inside your brand new apartment awaits>Still at that perfect indoor temperature of cool but not chilly>You swear it smells like Lemons>Just>The whole thing>WHUMP>You toss Star inside rather unceremoniously>Assault>Sexual>Battery>Now Kidnapping>A: "Hey wait...am I the bad guy?">You consider this>Until your sentient Flesh-Construct rapist right arm gives you a reassuring pat>A: "Right. What was I thinking?">You get another thumbs up>Makes it all ok>Besides, you think she was blushing>That's consent in Japan>SHHHRRRRRIP!>You slice open a hole back home>It's time to get organized>Z: "Masta!">Zombina strolls toward you, her arms outstretched>She walks right out of the hole and into your new extra-dimensional door>It is only now you realize that Egg-shaped kid is staring>A: "What are you looking at?">E: "Did you just throw a girl into a magic door and summon another 'dead' girl into the same door?">A: "Why? Jealous?">E: "I'm afraid for my life.">A: "Good.">Muscles pinches that kid's ass>E: "YIPE!">A: "Keeps you safe.">That kid amscrays after you realize you don't have paper to leave a note for Star>So, being a reasonable man you decide to leave it on the next best thing>Your Zombie>A: "Hold still, girl.">Z: "Mah.">Zombina does as she is told>Holding so still you'd swear she was statue if not for...>The Smell>The dried blood>The insects>The eye>Whatever, she's really good at not moving, being dead gave her much practice>You write down her teeny shirt and somewhat onto her stomach>"Let you crash in my magic Room. When you wake up scissor out to me or I dunno knock I guess. P.S. Still hate you P.P.S. Don't touch my stuff">Guess you better put in some of your stuff>Crash mAck Blank!>You toss in all the clothes you can spare>Your laptop>Your half-burnt mattress>Your collection of Evangellion Waifu Figures>A: "...">You take back the collection of Waifu figures>Nobody needs to see that>Finally, up near the loft section you put down BUTTER JOHNSON>Your Saxophone>A: "Never again." You swear to yourself as he is seated back on his stand>Then you pop out>Store your door>Walk past the shrieking theatre teacher who showed up to class 20 minutes late>Shameful>To make your way to mother fucking Maths>Fuck yeah>You still hate Maths>You're the first one here>Mr. Anderson looks up from his paper>Mr. A: "Anon...">He has real emotion in his voice>He makes a checkmark on his attendance sheet>Mr. A: "I'll make you as 'not' tardy.">A: "Thanks.">You sit down and flip out your phone>Mr. A raises an eyebrow at that>A: "I can't -totally- give up my criminal ways.">Mr. A: "Keep it brief."WHO DO YOU TEXT?>Justin>Marco>Jackie>Sabrina
>>1489410Like civilized adults
>>1489413>>1489418OK, OK, I get it. I'm a dumbass, I hadn't thought that his monster arm would be able to convince him to go complete darkside this easily. I figured it was something else. My bad
brittney(secret demon path)
>>1489421Justin, of course.Need to let him know, can't just spring this on him right before the game.
>>1489421Text Jackie, we have an adventure for her.
>>1489421"Justinius, bro, Marco might be in some bad shit and i need to help him. I might be late to football game tho"
>>1489421>JustinBruhs need to know their priorities.
>>1489421Jackie!>>1489425Hey man, you admitting you were wrong is the greatest thing in the world, and I thank you for it in the least smug way I can muster.
>>1489421text Jackie>"Bout to go hunt down a madman, wanna come?"
>>1489421>>1489433Yeah, let's apologize to Sabrina.Also, text Justin real quick and tell him you gotta... help... Marco.
>>1489421>>JackieQuestion the last person you know that saw him
>>1489421>SabrinaITS TIME>MarcoINFORM him that we are looking for himAnd you know whay also tell him we have Star maybe we can get him to come to us
>>1489421Text an Apology to Sabrina.Ask Jackie and Justin for help with Marco.
>>1489421>JustinExplain the situation to him. Tell him we will try to make it back in time for the game.>JackieInvite For Quest
Justin would understand, it's important to look out for your bros, especially if they are in deep shit
>>1489444>>1489455These two are highest priorityIf we have a chance/the time, apologizing to Sabrina would be a kind gesture
Time to count, my friends...
>>1489421Jackie for adventureJustin for possible assist and warning we might be lateMarco cuz WHERE IS MARCOSabrina just to let her know she she's worth taking to.
>>1489498>she's worth takingAnon is really turning into a sex maniac.
>>1489524The discord rolls predict the future manAnon's gonna have 7 kids with Hekapoo and one for every other gal he's met. Then killed them all like Anakin did to gain power. The 666 roll for the Sonic Totem roll shows the true path.
>>1489532If Discord rolls predict things, then Anon ain't gonna have any kids. He's a sexless freak.
>>1489532>2017>involving Discord shenans in the threadI shiggy diggy
>>1489535Yeah, not have any kids. Anymore.
THE VOTES (Counted the first name for multiple votes)>Justin8 Votes>Jackie7 votes>Marco0 votes>Sabrina7 votesTHE PATH IS CHOSEN>Texting in class>You wicked boy>This truly is the demon path you walk>Letting your thumbs fly you send out your memey tendrils into the web>First>You text the bros>A: "Ey guys Marco Diaz might be into some fuck shit.">Blake: "Is is LSD? I went missing for three days with my brother when I tried that and woke up with a sister.">A: "naw you degenerate he's gone missing but it's to train Karate">Moob: "That's pretty fuckin' metal">Ju: " is he hurt? r u ok?">A: "I'm good but I might need to find his ass before he gets hurt. Know how he got that Japanese Dick stand-in for an arm?">B: "wuz he copying you or something? wut a faggofvgofuhgirtuhge3gw3">A: "fuk was that?">M: "Blueball just got his phone confiscated again ha">A: "RIP">Ju: "Press F to pay respects for the fallen Fuccboi">A: "he was -our- fuccboi">M: "I'd be down for that">Ju: "You would.">M: "shuddup I meant like us messing with Blake not fuckin' gay shit goddamit">A: "justin tho forreal this might make me late to the game">Ju: "Would getting some help from us make you -not- late to the game?">A: "Uh...depends. I'm trying not to skip.">M: "What if we ditched gym? We can't participate today anyways.">A: "U guys don't have to but I'm not on the team, remember?">Ju: "Shit son...we can fix that too.">OH>This was unexpected>You look up at Mr. A>Some other students are coming>Looks like you need to make a decision and fast>A: "Just a sec boyz!">You text Jackie and Janna as fast your fingers are able>A: "HeydoyoustillwannagoOnthatAdventure? I'm gonna go find Marco and beat him up for skipping school.">J: "Harsh.">A: "Send Nudes">J: "??????">A: "SORRY! Autocorrect I meant reply soon if you're down!">J: "Lol ok. As long it stays just the two of us before/after.">Then Sabrina>Oh>She's already texted you>S: "that was NOT ok what you did I am not some object for you">Several texts>S: "u embarassed me!">S: "u HURT me!">S: "...Are you free Saturday?">FUKWHAT DO!?Saddle up with DA BOYZ>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco>Join the Football teamLONE WOLF SOLO STYLE>Stay independent>Get to take JackieWHAT TELL SABRINA?>Free Sunday?>Not Free Sunday?
>>1489556>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco>Get to take Jackie>Free Sunday? y
>>1489556>Free Sunday?Yah>Get to take Jackie
>>1489556Go with the boyz AND GET JACKI WITH US.
>>1489556CLARIFICATION POST!>Free Saturday>Not Free Saturday
>>1489556>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco>Get to take Jackie>Free Sunday
>>1489556Let's go Lone Wolf Style, take jackieAlso, tell Sabrina we're not free on Saturday. We need to go kill that drake.
>>1489556>>1489556DOUBLE CLARIFICATION POSTThe Choices are between>SADDLE UP WITH DABOIZand>LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE
>>1489556Saddle up with DA BOYZWe free sunday
>>1489556INDEPENDENT VEGAS! And not free. We got a drake to kill.
skip lunch for marcoget to take jackiefree saturday
>>1489556>Skip lunch and get to go save Marco>Not free SundayLet's just get this over with as soon as possible. Also, make sure to tell Sabrina that we're sorry for slapping the booty.
>>1489556Sheit.Skip lunch.I say we take Jackie to ruin her opinion of Marco after we're done with him.And tell Sabrina yes.
>>1489556>>1489570>Skip Lunch to save Marco with da boyz>Free SaturdayAs much as I want to bring Jackie with, this is more impacting the boys than Jackie.Bros b4 hoes
>>1489564Changing up my votes>Join the Football team>Stay independent>Free Sunday?Still yah
>>1489556>Skip Lunch and get to go save MarcoToo much on our plate Already>Get to take Jackie>Free SaturdayI mean, Why not?>Don't Bring da Boyz ya git.We can heal, they cannot. If Marco goes Loco at them, we'll be screwed for the Game
>>1489556>LONE WOLF SOLO STYLEAwoooooo>WHAT TELL SABRINA?"Maybe, not really sure. Life keeps throwing stranger and stranger shit at me. Came to school expectin normalish sschtuff and now I'm off to rescue a shitlord with an Alien Princess and Jackie. I'll keep ya updated, might be looking for a werewolf on Sunday so who knows.."
>>1489556LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE>Stay independent>Get to take JackieWHAT TELL SABRINA?YES FREE SATURDAYCOMPENSATION DATE
>>1489584>I mean, Why not?We still have things we need to do. Like fight skeletor and kill the swamp drake.
>>1489556>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco>Get to take Jackie>Free Sunday?
>>1489556>Skip Lunch and get to go save Marco>Get to take Jackie>Not Free Sunday?
>>1489556>Lone Wolf Style>Anon is free Sunday
>>1489556>>1489566Changing to jackie.Bringing thw BOYZ might be a bad idea. IF MARCO fucks them up we will lose the game
>>1489556lone wolf and free saturday
I'm pretty sure Jackie just wanted it to be her and Anon. So we take Jackie and we can't have the football team, MAYBE still keep Star around because she's the only person who has an idea of where to find Marco.
>>1489595As long as he doesn't fuck them up too badly, we can heal them.Not sure what to vote for though.
>>1489587Agreed, but we can do that afterwards, and on sunday. Mostly, we cannot say "can't fighting a drake and robbing Skeletor." I mean, we can, but this is also a political power play to remove Brittany as queen bitch of the school.
>>1489595Possibly, but a bonus: they too will dislike Marco for what he's doing / done.Huge benefit for us. Because fuck you Marco, we're going to manufacture every single bad thing that will ever happen to you.
>>1489602>we're going to manufacture every single bad thing that will ever happen to you.IT WAS ME MARCO,MEEEEE
>>1489599Well, its monster arm, and they might get too freaked out with bfb.
>>1489556>LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE>Free SaturdayWe're booking Sunday for Drake slaying though. No more putting it off.
>>1489608More likeIT WAS ME MARCO! REEEEEEEEEE.Could tell her the football team wants in.
>>1489556Saddle up with DA BOYZ: YTell Sabrina: Free on Sunday
>>1489556>LONE WOLF SOLO STYLE
>>1489556>DA BOYZwe gotta get back in time for game>Free SundayTHE HAREM JUST GOT TEN FEET HIGHER
Time to count...
THE VOTES>SADDLE UP8 Votes>LONE WOLF (With Jackie)9 VotesFREE SATURDAY?Y 10 votesN 2 votes>You can't believe you're doing this>...but you think you've got a Keikaku>Shocku>First, you let the dogs off the chain>A: "Sorry boyz. I gotta handle this one. Marco might have done this cause of me. I gotta put him back in his pocket.">M: "Dude, take pics I have a fight page for the school.">A: "That's retarded.">M: "Have SOMEBODY do it!">Ju: "B safe, Phenomynous">A: "...that is a much easier way to spell that.">Then Jackie>A: "OK yeah. Just you, me and my former best friend who might have turned into a Kung Fu Monster.">J: "Oh. You going to one of his tourneys?">A: "we're gonna play catch">J: "???">A: "he gonna catch these hands">Muscles pounds the button for fist and flex emoticons>J: "Haha is this what we're doing? You sport people to death and I watch? Next time I'm picking.">A: "K">Then Sabrina>A: "kkk">S: "wat!??? Y are you talking about a hate group!?">A: "no, fool I was just saying 'yes' in the form of 'k' three times in a row.">S: "text wasn't designed to capture your linguistic subtlety">A: "fuk bby yew nu it">S: "so ur free?">A: "sure. I want your doughnut though">S: "I- Wat re0g9g">A: "Yeah, "Yung's Doughnuts" is this awesome place I saw in town if you like sweets you'll love it.">S: "I am afraid every time I talk 2 u.">BRRRRIIIIIINNNG>Class has started>Mr. A: "Alright, Anon put the phone down. Don't let me see it again.">A: "Sure.">You pocket your shit and immediately feel it go off again>HEADBOOK NOTIFICATION>MARCO DIAZ HAS TAGGED YOU IN A STATUS>It's a selfie of Marco>In his Strip Mall Dojo>There are grown Karate men all over the floor>Broken punching bags>Some teeth>His tentacle is flexing in the background>He's wearing some really expensive looking shades>That weird 8 year old you always see picking on him is currently being suspended from the ceiling>He has an atomic wedgie>Marco's status reads: M: "Come to the Strip Mall Karate Dojo at 5 o' clock if you want an Ass Kicking.">His mom has already commented on it>MrsD: "Marco! Why aren't you in school Mijiho!? What is this language!?">You like his status>Close your phone>You know now what must be donehttps://youtu.be/9jK-NcRmVcw>It's Friday>The eve of all great weekends>Legends are told>Songs sung about Friday nights>...and this Friday Night?>You're going to beat the shit out of your old best friend>Now Monster-Arm Brother>Eternal Rival>Marco Diaz>Or...maybe he'll rip you open and eat your bowels in front of the girl you both like>You gulp>Muscles clenches his fist>He believes in you>You give him the nod>He gives you the knuckles>He still smells like Star and Sabrina's butts>Egg Kid's too>A: "You smell like...peppermint, dreams and crayons and butt and shit it's gross.">Muscles gives you the fingerSESSION END! Next Session WEDNESDAY AT 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!Thanks for playing!
>>1489675As always thanks for running>>1487857well, no one has ever asked me for a commission before
>>1489689Again? You're a damn machine!
>>1489689You are the fucking best,did you know that?
>>1489689You amazing personDon't stop drawing
>>1489675Thanks for running dude! Have a good night!
>>1489689seriously, that shit is professional
>>1489689thx 4 drawin good stuff
>>1489689Much and always appreciated, draw friend.
>>1489675Thanks for the session Quest.>>1489689You're killing me man. This is death to me.
hey guys, why don't we make Marco wait until AFTER the game to go beat him up? that way we show him who's boss, mess with his head.Our greatest strength IS making people angry, after all.
>>1489689>>1489689My friend, you astoundYour talents aboundYour linestrokes are music!A beautiful soundWherever you areWhatever you doI hope there is joyFor just being youbless
>>1489720But I wanna kick his smug ass ASAP.
>>1489727I can only see good things from making him wait.We might make him so mad that he'll come to us to fight, and if we win at the football game he'll be starting a fight with us in front of so many witnesses. We'll be the hero no matter what we do.
>>1489720Yeah, maybe Marco will be dumb enough to pick the fight in front of everyone and show them he's being a whiny little bitch.
>>1489727Nah dude, Think about it. We finish the game, Jackie gives us a hug as a reward, Marco walks in on it already mad we ignored him and hits US first. We could cut his arm off and still be the heroes of the situation, and still not get Jackie mad at us. It's perfect.>>1489720Supporting.
>>1489720That's one thing we could do, but there's a chance he could think we've chickened out and go on a rampage or something when we don't show up on time.Just message him back saying:>Make it 6 o' clock. I have a football game to win first.Do it in a nonchalant manner. Not taking him seriously should piss him off more.
>>1489720>>1489738I say we do this.First because we already gave our word about helping during the game.Second because if Marco gets angry and attacks us first while we're trying to reason with him (for Jackie) Jackie won't get mad at us for defending ourselves.Third because, even if we lose (which we better not), Marco will end up looking like an asshole.
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Sometin' ta note when we fight Marco:If he's going to use karate on us at all when not using his monster arm, we can abuse that. That's a tournament style of fighting, a lot of moves are usually designed to lightly strike padding to get points and usually only target the upper body. You never want to rely on those moves in a street fight, the majority of them are near useless when compared to actually good techniques to use in a fight.In short, get Muscles to punch Marco in the dick. It will definitely surprise him and give us an edge in the fight, if we can strike there without getting wrecked by the tentacle.
>>1490288Yeah, except Marco knows how to actually fight.
>>1490288Fuck it we have magic and punches that will be enough
>school ends at 3 or so>portal Jackie and Janna to hang in Hawaii for two hours>portal to the dojo>beat the shit out of Marco>portal back to Hawaii>portal back for the gameWe just have to make sure to keep track of the time difference.
>>1490485Shoot man, unless Marco's about to kill us I don't wanna use our magic. Mostly because it's specifically fire magic. And that ain't right in a battle of fisty cuffs.
>>1490497It's okay if it's Hadouken.
>>1490497He's kind of got us out fistycuffed, you realize? He knows karate, we don't know any actual fighting styles. We might be better at taking a hit, and that's not a sure thing, but that's not an equalizer, that barely a mitigating factor.
>>1490515We know the only fighting style that matters. It's called punch. So all we gotta do is hit him really really hard. >>1490513....... OK, if we use it like that then it's OK.
>>1490494This plan, I like this plan. Much better than the "make him wait" plan. If we make Marco wait, he might think we're chicken. And we're anything but chicken.
So guys, now that we know where Marco is how about we take Star out of our house and chuck her into the dojo where Marco's at? She's extremely tired and will prolly be napping all day, so it's not like she'll go anywhere. And even if she does wake up and wander off, she'll no doubt arrive for the Monster Arm battle. And I don't want her waking up and touching our stuff.
>>1490725We can do that when we meet him at that time.Otherwise, we'd just be meeting him early.
>>1490494Oh nice, and we can get an app that can track different timezones easily too
ETA until quest return?I hate livin in different timezone
>>1491733The next session will resume about 23 hours from now, friend.
>>1491752Oh fekking fek. Thanks.Btw, why didnt we invite Janna?And also Quest, where the heck is chantelle? She got gud bootay
I'm pretty sure we can win in a straight up fight due to Muscles being more versatile via Flesh Shaping and us being able to set ourselves on fire.But what if we used Mind Reading to wage psychological warfare? Hell, even if talking doesn't work, mind reading should at least help us predict his moves and prepare accordingly right?
>>1492042Don't get too cocky, Monster arm has the size advantage and is stronger than us. But even then, I still believe we'll take down the Marco. And I'm up for trying to predict his moves using mind reading. I actually suggested that not to long ago in another fight.
>>1492089Reading minds requires concentration, and takes time. That's why we don't use it while fighting. If we practiced it to be second nature then it would be fine, but it currently has the flaw all of our abilities have; their unrefined, and thus weak and unpredictable.
>>1492042We can always follow the canon and wait for star to wake up from her beauty sleep
>>1492141That's probably what will happen if we roll a 1 and get knocked out 5 seconds into the fight.Problem with crit fails is that no matter what plan we come up with, there's a 5% chance it'll fail. And there's nothing we can do to change that right now.
>>1492155Especially with 1d10 from quest and 1d20 dices, it is pretty difficult to predict them and making them lower than 5% to get gud ones.It's fucking earthbender all over again
>>1492141Yeah, but then we won't get our cool Monster Arm fight.And the worst that'll happen is Marco beats us up. As far as I've seen he's not killed anyone, and I don't see why he'd start with us.
>>1492155>That's probably what will happen if we roll a 1 and get knocked out 5 seconds into the fight.Oh come now dear, I'm sure Quest wouldn't be that much of a dick and insta-KO us. Though we'll certainly take a hard hit.
>>1488668By the way, what is Sky and Anon reality?First time i heard em
>>1492298Sky is Star's totally legal and eighteen year old sister that had just recently got back from her studies in college for Princesses. She is just visiting Star and happens to rather like Anon. Just because Sky looks like a total look alike to Star has nooooothing to do with it. At all.
>>1492556Could you be kind and link me to this universe?Tried googling it but strange results came out
>>1492586>>1492586Hey, friend. Sky Butterfly is just a meme and (as of now) not canon in our Quest. Just keeping you off the Ruse cruise
>>1492606Damn it Quest, why must you ruin my fun.
>>1492610Thanks mateoh and also >>1492606>>1491772
>>1492620I trusted you...
>>1492644It was incentive to lurk more! At least I told you the basic gist of it ya daft bunch
>>1492654Bah! It seems i got schooled with 4chan's basic rule.
>>1492669>Trusting an AltStarThat's your first problem right there
Hey there! It's your friendly neighbourhood planner here with some advice on wrecking Marco's shit and scoring points!The first thing to take note of is that if school ends at approximately 3, which most schools do, we have 2 hours to prepare and get affairs in order before we portal into his dojo.Now, I and a few other questers believe that 2 hours is ample time to battle a swamp drake, who we are entirely capable of defeating considering that we punched Star Butterfly through the school as well as cleave a car in half. And that health loss wouldn't be an issue since we would drain the drake for health immedietly after its death.The second thing to consider would be purchases in the name of self defense! Pepper Spray and Tasers are advantages which should not be ignored, especially considering the wealth we have. If one is afraid of spending, even pocket sand could provide a crucial distraction! A net is also simple to acquire! Although a chain net would be more difficult to get ahold of, it would be marginally more effective against Monster Arm compared to a rope net, even if both would be effective against MarcoThe third thing is mid-fight ruses. Although Marco and his arm may dodge our fireballs, it is possible to limit his mobility with a trick! The purchase of solid glue sticks before the fight would allow a quick trap. Breaking them into pieces and scattering them mid fight might not seem helpful, but quick application of a "missed" fireball would melt them nicely, forming a sticky trap!The final thing to note would be our ability to mind read. While it may not aid in diplomacy, it could serve to find information which would drive him into blind rage, so he would ignore whatever ruses we could set up in the middle of the fight.>Diplomacy won't work! The monster arm controls him and we have shit charisma!Well, I suppose it's time to bring up the other tree of plans I've been working on!Cont. in next post.
The second tree of though is named "Cuck that Fucking Spic so hard he feels it in Canon" where we do our best to score points with Jackie.Who knows? If we get enough we might even get a kiss on the cheek! In front of a half-conscious Marco even!But on to the planning. Jackie Lynn Thomas is a heroism fanatic, and as such, we should ensure we maintain the moral high ground at all times when facing Marco.The first and most important thing to do is to make sure Jackie does not think we are bringing her along to impress her, as such actions are unheroic and distasteful to her. Instead we could bring her on the context that she could help persuade Marco to "calm down". Even if we kek spirits know that this is impossible.The next thing we should do is put on a convincing act. We should not be attacking Marco unless Star makes it apparent to her that the arm is manipulating him somehow. In which case both attacking him outright and trying to diplomance at first would constitute as "heroic". If Star doesn't conveniently provide this info then our first meeting must be of diplomacy, under the guise of "calming him down" although in reality we are treading all over his bezerk buttons which are divulged through mind reading.The third and final thing to remember is that should Jackie be placed in danger, her rescue is paramount. Any attempt to rescue her would be seen as heroic and score majorly with her. Hopefully Susan would be present to carry her away should danger arise. With her last look of the fight being us bravely battling against a bezerk Marco, we would turn be free to use any dirty tricks and traps we would without suffering loss of "waifu points".This is planfag signing off.
>>1493515>>1493576These sound pretty good
>>1493576>Cuck the fucking spic until he feels it in canonBest plan. We do this plan, and then fuck Jackie.
>>1493515>Glue sticks being that stickyMaybe gluegun cartridges m8. Additionally, we aren't going to win against a swamp drake alone. Especially considering their scales are high level armor>>1493576I'm up for cucking him the hardest he's ever been cucked.Buying a taser would be useful though. Pepper Sprays have a way of hitting the user at least a little. But we'd only utilize a less-lethal weapon if Marco starts bezerking.Ideally we can literally pull star out of our pocket. If anything, the fact we have so much more magical stuff as a HUMAN should piss him off to no end. He hasn't gotten over his inferority complex with Star, and won't until her sleepwalking issues.
>>1493515>>1493576i dont like this. you hope for the best, and plan for the worst. fighting the drake before fighting marco is hoping for the best and planing for the best, regardless that we can heal on the drake's corpse. I would prefer if we did it after the fight with marco and before the game.
>>1493760I am planning on using glue gun cartridges, yes. Now that I think of it, I can see how saying "glue sticks" are confusing. My apologies. I'm afraid I, like all others on 4chan, have the 'tism.>>1493770I do believe that we can handily take out the drake with our own efforts, even given only 1 and a half hours. I assume that you know of the plans made on discord for disposing of the drake, or shall I post those as well?
>>1493475>bringing Discord shit into the threadAnd I didn't do shit.
1 min late RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
SESSION START!>BRRRRIIIIIINNNNG>You are Anon>14 year old Wizardy-Punch-Boy>You're level 7 and have been an adventurer for about a week in earth time>Recently, your former best friend Marco Diaz got a huge tentacle for his right arm>Similar to your own monstrous appendage>No, not your dick>Muscles>Your sentient flesh-construct ass grabbing Face smashing brother in arms>Er>Arm>Marco changed after he got his new powerful limb>He's become distant>Aggressive>You may not like him>After all, he abandoned you to hang out with...>Star Butterfly>An actual fucking Princess from a magical alternate dimension>Things have gotten pretty weird since school started>Losing Marco to her lead to you finding your own source of magical power> Luna>Who gave you THE BOOK>Which was taken from you just as you were about to unlock your true potential>Now, instead of punching/exploding/zombie mauling a big Green Lizard to death>An excellent weekend, if you do say so yourself>You're standing at the exit to your High School>Waiting on a girl you kind of have a thing for>Jackie Lynn Thomas>To come with, while you defend you honor-aroo against Marco>For you have been challenged>According to Muscles, by a pretender to your throne>It all comes down to thishttps://youtu.be/ICuM2o-Vcms>You must defeat Marco and his abomination Monster Arm>It will without a doubt be the greatest opponent you have ever faced>Marco is fast, and calculating>His Monster Arm is more than double yours in size>With unpredictable abilities>You leer into the distance as the sun breaks free from the clouds overhead>You can see the strip mall Dojo>Seeming a pit of villainy, blackening the horizon>J: "Ayyyyy-">You hear someone coming>A: "Jackie?">J: yyyyyNon!">Jackie has done a kickflip off the railing and over your head>She pulls off her helmet, letting the wind catch her hair>It looks a lot more baywatch than your own>Which has sort of become a big tangled mess>J: "Ready to rock?">You look down at Muscles>He gives you the horns>A: "You know it.">It is 3:00pm>The fight is at 5>You have two hours to prepare>You have a Football game at 9:00pmDestiny awaitsWHAT DO!?Character sheethttps://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
>>1495052>You wanna get Janna and go to Hawaii for an hour and a half? This dumb fight thing he wants me to do isn't until 5.
BUY TASERS, PEPPER SPRAY, GLUE GUN CARTRIDGES AND GET POCKET SAND.
>>1495052Let's go hang in hawaii so I can pick up some pocket sand.
>>1495052Tell Jackie you want to try and reason with him first.CONSULT STAR
>>1495052>>1495061>>1495060Might as well.Can you tell us how much time we got left when we do this?
>>1495052>>1495063this. also lets spend one hour there * finding the perfect sand*
>>1495061I like this idea. Supporting.
>>1495052Maybe we should warm up by beating up some monster in mewni
>>1495052>>1495072>>1495065These sound alright.
>>1495061Fuck it Faggots wanna go to Hawwai, let go
>>1495060LEts do it
>>1495069We should drop jackie off at Hawaii before the fight too
>>1495052>>1495074On second thought, Secret Ken Path>Purchase a Ken Costume
>>1495077that irresponsible and jackie wanted to go with us to the dojo
>>1495052>Get some pocket from the beach>Check in on Star/Show off your pocket dimension apartment to Jackie>Talk between them the best way to deal with Marco
>>1495052>>1495079>pic relatedAlso check on Star.
>>1495081dont do this, it has zombina inside. at least we should get rid of her before we show the housevator to jackie
>>1495052>Two hour training to clear mind
>>1495089we will train so fucking hard on the waves and the beach
Hey QUEST, when we getting fusion waifus
>>1495087Who cares if Jackie sees Zombina? Shes cool and will understand.
>>1495102will she? id rather not show her a goddam zombie as a first impression.
>>1495097Oh my.....Remember, we need to defeat marco not only for your ego but also for Mr&Mrs Diaz
>>1495106She has to know eventually. Seeing her with Star will ease up things.
DING DING!Time to count!
>>1495060>>1495061>>1495063>>1495109Interesting>A: "Hey. Where's Janna?">J: "She called out sick again.">A: "Again?">You know for a fact you healed that cough she was coming down with>She looked fine>Even found a way to stay out of the elements using that dosh she shaved off your fight winnings>A: "Hang on a sec.">SHHRRRRRIP!>You pop out of a portal at the park>Sure enough, there's Janna's little hobo hut>Inside you find her snuggling in a blanket>On a raw mattress>She has noodles in a plug-in pot>If you weren't painfully aware of her crippling poverty this would be...>A: "Aesthetic as fuark.">Ja: "Wha?">You've awoken your fav vagrant>Who is looking pretty rough>She pulls her hat from a nearby shelf and sits up, staying burritoed in her blanket>Ja: "Anon? Haven't you heard of knocking?">A: "First thing a good wizard forgets is sense of boundaries.">Ja: "Ha. Same.">A: "You're not a wizard.">Ja: "I still work magic whipping some eggs.">A: "I'd whip your eggs.">You've been hit by a hair-grease ridden pillow>Ja: "Get outta here, dude! I'm taking the day offa your shenaynays. I've got my own probs to deal with.">A: "I'm taking Jackie to Hawaii and I'm gonna get in an underage street brawl after.">Ja: "...Ok just gimme a minute.">A: "For what?">Janna stands up, dropping the covers>You slap your eyes so fast there's a hand-print in your skull>A: "What the hell!?">Ja: "To get dressed, doofus. Hahaa!">A: "Stop mocking me with your bod, woman!">Ja: "Oh, chill I got a shirt.">You step away, letting the redness filling your ears inform Jackie of the situation>J: "Casual female nudity?">You nod, totally dumbstruck>Jackie leans into the portal>J: "Girl, move yoh booty!">Janna responds in a mock Jewish Jersey accent>Ja: "ECH! I'm trippin' Ova mah TITS again, Shweethart!">Jackie and her share a laugh>Stupid friends>Stupid girls who are friends>Eventually you all get your act together>SHRRRRRRRIIIP!>You stick your head out>A: "Whoah..."https://youtu.be/6f0y1Iaorug>You did it>The beach here is gorgeous>Clean>Abandoned>Jackie leaps past you>J: Haha, Anon! This is incredible, dude!">Ja: "Who knew magic could solve most if not all the -cough- world's problems?">Janna 'is' sick>You step in, closing the portal home>The girls and you have a pretty chill time>Which you sure needed>Even if it's just a breath taken>A single moment of silence>Muscles is anxious>He isn't even chasing booty>He's been crushing Coconuts whenever you aren't actively using him>This contributes to the good times being had>Ja; "Mmm Nut juice.">J: "Aw yeah, gurl get the whole nut in your mouth!">Janna actively tries to fit the Coconut down her throat>Why do these two make so many slutty jokes?>Oh wait>You and the bros do the same shit>A: "Hah.">J: "What's the joke?">A: "Gender equality.">Ja: "Ha!">Janna gets it>There's some shops just up the beach>Time to pick out your arsenal
>>1495220pocket some sand and gravel if possible. then get the TASER
>>1495220>get a Ken Costume
>>1495220OK, but first, bfb Janna and recover with magic candy
>>1495241Shes just pretending to be sick
>>1495220Just pocket sand will be fine thank you.
>>1495220>>1495240>Also, check on Star. Make sure she ain't touching our stuff.
>>1495220Lets get pocket sand AND a ken costume
>>1495241we should fleshcraft her sickness away
>>1495220POCKET SAND.Also, buy something for the girls.
>>1495220Pocket sand And some shells for improvised brass-knuckle
>>1495220Taser, pepper spray, hot glue gun sticks, and pocket some beach sand.Actually, if possible, look for chili flakes or a very hot spice / salt. That shit is FAR more deadly to use than sand.
>>1495220>>1495253>>1495255Well fuck, I'm down with that.
>>1495220Pick up some pocket sand, and a tazer!
>>1495220>>1495237changing from that to Get star out of the HOUSEVATOR. pocket some sand and gravel if possible. then get the TASER
>>1495220>>Time to pick out your arsenalPocket Sand and a super gross nudity mag to use as a shock item on Marco.
>>1495253OK, I'm up for this as well as pocket sand. Double Mewgger better not be touching our stuff.
>>1495269let the girl sleep, Anon. God knows we need her to be awake for plot armor
>>1495280several hours have passed. she should be ok
Taser, pepper spray, hot glue gun sticks, and pocket some beach sand.Replace sand with spices and chili powder if we can.
>>1495220Supporting:>>1495240>>1495253with pocket sand.
>>1495220Pocket Sand, The Superior Weapon
>>1495220Get a Ken outfit from somwere and stock up on pocket sand.
By the way, we may have screwed ourselves over by putting Star in our Housevator.Now that she's seen it, she can scissors in any time. And from there she can reach us any time since we're always carrying it.
>>1495308Nah man, can't scissor into pocket dimensions. Quest said so.
>>1495308So? whats she going to do about it
>>1495253Supporting with pocket sand
>>1495311Can confirm Quest confirmed.Star cant get out until we unfold the door.
Retrieve star, get pocket sand and a Ken costume.
>>1495240Supporting. This is a must.
>>1495311>>1495317That's a bit confusing since we left a note telling her to scissor out.
>>1495240I am actually anti Ken costume.
>>1495342at that particular point we didnt know people couldnt scissor in/out
>>1495235>>1495237>>1495241>>1495263>>1495269>Jackie's the first to suggest something other than chillin'>J: "We totally need to make a sand castle.">You've also noticed something>You>Are burning up>A: "Damn, too Hot right now.">Ja: "You wake up that way, baybee,">You've been Sand-attacked>Also complimented>Jackie loves it>A: "I'll be right back.">You mutter>J: "Hey. You alright?">A: "Just uncomfortable. Kinna on edge.">Ja: "Psh. You are the edge, duder. C'mooon help me build the sacrificial alter I'll put Jackie's pool helmet on.">J: "Dood!">Janna has revealed some embarassing secret>Also, is totally building a Sand-Alter rather than a castle>Classic>A: "Fuck is a shower helmet?">J: "i-it's a safety device.">A: "Safety? What kinna meme is that?">Your flat expression is what sells the joke>You wish you were entirely kidding>The girls laugh either way>Which lets you excuse yourself to the shops>Wow>It is SUPER illegal own a taser in Hawaii>Especially when you're 14>Same for Pepper Spray>The shop clerk is kind of a dick about it>SC: "Pepper spray? What are you, a pussy?">A: "The pussy that pushed your fat-head and neck ass was probably pretty tough.">Yeah, you got thrown out>Guess your money's no good in states where they don't want minors to have chemical weapons>Damn communists>What you -do- spot out on the boulevard however is answer to several of your problems>The heat>Your frumpy outfit>You slap your face to glass when you see it>In the window is a loose fit, Young Man's Karate Gi>It's Black>With a matching set of satin stretch shorts>What's important though isn't the outfit>Good for indoor or outdoor activities>What's important is the DESIGN>Because in that window is a Karate outfit>Complete with belt, gloves and shorts...>A whole ensemble>With Shade-Wearing Skeletons on them>The whole thing costs 400 bones>The girls are probably waiting and would appreciate some snacks>There's a hotdog stand>Pretzel cart>...and NachosWhat do?
>>1495353Did we grab our pocket sand? We should try to get some glue gun sticks.
>>1495353Hotdoges. Nachos' Marco's brando so we give the girls some hotD's
>>1495353>obtain bones>buy everything except the nachos (because they might get compared to Marco's)
>>1495353Get all the food, buy the outfit and lets go hang, also get some drinks due to heat. Shits hot yo.
>>1495353Get some pocket sand, and that outfit is way too expensive. We can fight in our clothes.Buy some nachos for the ladies.
>>1495353Get some food and buy and a long electric cord. we are electrocuting marco the old fashioned way.
>>1495353..... metal. Let's buy it and then get one of everything!
>>1495353necromance some bones up, and aquire pocket sand.
>>1495353Get it, and nacho pretzels with chopped hotdogs.
>>1495353>Acquire Gi https://youtu.be/G-Xh9uqNxTM>Hot dogs. Gotta be the hotdogs.>Pocket sand once we get back to the girls and help with alter?
>>1495353>buy costume to return it later>purchase some Hawaiian spam musubi>fuck all that other food
Buy the karate suit.And bring nachos back to munch on
>>1495353Get the food and hurry upWe still have things to do today that isn't dorking around at the beach.
>>1495386... that shit is delicious...
remember to get star out
>>1495353>>1495364On second thought,>>1495398This.Also >>1495406
>>1495406yeah we should get star out, I don't want to know what a Bored Mewni Princess with a Magic wand and a Zombie can do by themselvesPlus get the Gi dood
Time to C-C-C-COUNT!
>>1495353Check on StarBuy food
>>1495353Lets just get a plain gi for like $50 or something. Don't need a damn $300 Gi. That's overkill.Obtain local food, release Star onto the beach, begin prepping with what we know about Marco.
>>1495422Wait...What if we bought some shark teeth as "souvenirs", and flesh crafted them onto Muscles' knuckles? Be fucking crazy.
>>1495430its 400 bones. probably its magical.
THE VOTES>Buy The Bone-GiYES8 votesNO2 votes>WHAT FOOD?PRETZELS7 votesNACHOOOOOO9 votesHOT DOGS9 votes>The little store cling-alings when you walk in>An old Chinese man sits at the counter>His eyebrows are so thick they're pulling his head down towards the floor>Or maybe he's asleep>A: "Ding dong? Bing Bong?">Man>You're racist>He doesn't respond>Sick>Free outfit>When you reach for the Gi you suddenly hear a voice>???: "That-a garment...is onry meant for one who can accept his-a true nature.">A: "You sound exactly the way I thought you would and I am no longer sorry about how racist my joke was.">???: "You rook rike a faggot in that jacket. This is Hawaii not-a Araska.">A: "Where?">???: "Araska-ada.">A: "One more time?">You're hit in the face with his walking cane>A: "Ah!">Muscles goes for the old man's wrinkled head>CRRACK!>A: "Ah! Ahhh my pinky!">He has you in some sort of nightmare finger lock>???: "Interesting...you seem to have been corrupted somehow.">A: "Please stop.">???: "Changed.">A: "I'm sorry.">???: "Uprifted.">A: "Senpai pls.">He releases you, letting your rub your sore ego and joints>A: "I have the cash. Can I get the dang thing or not?">???: "No cash. Onry Visa and Mastercar-">Wap!>You slap your plastic on the counter>He is shocked when it comes back approved>SKELE-DOJO GI EQUIPPED!>You swear you heard like seven gongs go off>You dash outside and get Nachos, Hotdogs and sick drank for the ladies>When you return they've already finished the castle>Janna is currently burying Jackie in the sand>Her lower half is a Mermaid>There are hand-prints in her fake boobs>Ja: "You're next, Nondo cmon I wanna give you a satan's wheelbarrow!">A: "I am afraid to find out what that is but everything you do intrigues and arouses me at this point.">Ja: "Haha get in line.">Just before you get down to business you look down>Just under your foot is a patch of sand that's...finer than the rest>You thought you were resolved (or at least fated) to do this fight fairly>You kneel down>The grains are coarse>Slicing>They feel like they could get everywhere>A: "Darth Vader would hate this...">You pocket the Sand>A: "So will the Spicy Boy."NOW CHOOSE!>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna>Warmup/training montage>Relax
>>1495490Kick Star out of our room
>>1495490montage.AND GET STAR OUT. SHE IS WITH OUR THINGS
>>1495490>He has you in some sort of nightmare finger lockDid we almost get killed by the wuxi finger hold?!Also, TRAINIIIIIIING!
>>1495490Wake up Star.
>>1495490https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1wcuoxs4mUWe gotta train, mang. Throw some dank memes to Janna and Jackie while working out, though.
>>1495490Training montage.Also check on STAR
>>1495490>Warmup/training montageBut before this,>FUCKING CHECK ON STAR. MAKE SURE SHE AIN'T TOUCHING SHIT.
>>1495490Become huge and ignore star.
Warm up, kill shark, add teeth to muscles
warm up and change
>>1495490>TrainWe facing off against someone who knows martial arts, if we don't do this right we will look like a punk bitch
>>1495490>Jackie's lower half is buried>handprints in her fake boobsEither way, do the wheelbarrow
>>1495490Change and commence the training montage
>>1495549Oh right, and check on Star.
>>1495490>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna>Warmup/training montageWe should take pics ya know. also this reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yg6nWF-2HII
Rolled 19 (1d20)Test
>>1495562You couldn't have tested with a different kind of dice?
>>1495562>There's almost always a test roll of 19 before we start getting shit rolls
>>1495490>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from JannaCuriosity killed the cat. Lets hope it doesn't kill the Anon
>>1495490>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna
>>1495490we've got less than 2 hours. I highly doubt last minute training is gonna do us any good. In the mean time, we've invited two fine ladies to a beautiful beach and have proceeded to ignore them for the better part of our time here.>Have fun with the girls / Satan's Wheelbarrow
>>1495598It's not about actually training our stats it's about getting mentally and physically prepare for the fight.
>>1495523Changing my vote, let's get a satan wheelbarrow and then try to get some training with the rest of our time.
>>1495598the training is an excuse to be two hours in hawaii
>>1495573>>1495581>>1495598>>1495603>>1495607Guys. This is Marco we're dealing with.We need all the training we can get.
>>1495620>>1495603alright, that's fine and all, but if that's the case, we really should try to involve the girls in some way along with it.... have them toss coconuts at us for dodge/slash/blocking/i-dunno or whatever... just seems really lame to bring'em here for nothing.
>>1495628Two hours of training will make literally zero difference.At best, we'll end up tiring ourselves out with spastic flailing.
>>1495635It will make a difference if it's a.... MONTAGE!
>>1495635Were warming up. Which is actually useful IRL
>>1495638Montages are for shortening time, not lengthening
>>1495635Makes a difference so we don't end up pulling anything while we defy the laws of physics and gravity with Marco by fighting and running on the sides of walls for a 5 minute fight.
>>1495642REVERSE MONTAGE TIME THEN.
>>1495644THIS. FUCKING THIS.
>>1495500Changeing my vote to>Get a Satan's Wheelbarrow from Janna
QM is working, Star vs. Quest resumes around 9:30
>>1495689Central US time?So about 4 minutes then.
I am return-edCounting!
>>149572110 minutes REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1495751Calm your tits.Join the Discord if you want to be autistic.
>>1495764There is nothing autistic about that discord
>>1495764You appear to be implying I'm NOT from the discord
>>1495831>inb4 we have to wait 2 real hours for Anon's training montage + sand handjob from Janna
>>1495836>Sand HandjobThat is a sexy yet painful sentence i have heard
>>1495846>Not calling it a sandjob.What are you, a faggot?
>>1495846Why else is it called Satan's Wheelbarrow?The sand deals with carrying and hiding the load, but it's fucking sand in your junk man.
>>1495854Christ, how horrifying. It's like a hardcore nature condom or something
>>1495881All a ruse so Quest can get a Devil's Wheelbarrow before continuing the session
THE VOTES>Satan's Wheelbarrow9 votes>MONTAAAAGE11 votes>Relax0 votesTHE NO CHILL PATH IS CHOSEN>You have no idea what you're doing>All the fights you've had have been wild brawls>Magical Melees>Sorcerer's Slapboxing>Marco is a new animal>You remember play-sparring him when you were younger>He'd hit you three times before you caught him once>So you know what you must do>You put on your SKELETON GI>Then slip in your phone's ear buds>The hardest track you have begins to pound into your skullhttps://youtu.be/CJrVZCbKxsE>Your head nods>A: "Na-NANANANANA!">You pose>A: "Na-NANANANANA!">Jackie slurps her beverage, intrigued>Janna has made herself a sand-octopus lower half>The beat is coming>You feel it>You squat down>Let the rhythm fill you>IT HITS!>You swing!>Kick!>Roll>Ja: "Aahahaha! Oh my god! Haha hack! Ehhh heck!">Jackie snorts some of her freezy gulp out of her nose>Janna's cough makes her sound like a 90 year old chain smoker when she laughs>Your head catches on fire from embarassment>A: "Sh-shut up!">They're still laughing>A: "Shut up!">Still>Laughing>You snarl>Raise your fist>WHU-HAM!>A boulder shatters into a million pieces>Crabs are left homeless>You roll Muscles' wrist>You have a plan now>A: "I'm no fighter.">You clench your fist>A: "I'm a beast."Your training attempt has made the path clear!cont
>>1495914>You can't outskill Marco>You CAN however hit him harder than he ever thought possible>After all this abuse, nobody can take hits better than you>You feel more ready>Hardened>Focused>Muscles flexes repeatedly, snapping himself into various weapons>Hooks>Whips>Swords>Studded Maces>Axe-Heads>Saws>J: "Whoah.">You look back.>Jackie, now free of her sand costume is marvelling at you>A: "Uh...yeah. I've been practicing.">J: "Wha? Oh, yeah that's pretty cool too. You're like the Toxic Avenger if his powers didn't blow ass.">What was Jackie looking at if not for your crazy monster arm?>A: "Were you jus-">J: "Checking you out?">She pulls her hair behind her ear, revealing the mass of sick piercings she's rocking>J: "Maybe.">A: "You've seen the Toxic Avenger?">J: "I get around with the movies, dude.">A: "Why do you like new stuff so much? Don't you like safety?">J: "Being safe doesn't mean you can't live your life...and life's gotta be an adventure.">Jackie grabs your human hand>Muscles is a little jelly>He paws at her free palm>J: "Haha, ok big guy you too.">She's holding both your hands now>The sea breeze wafts by>The sun hits those big teal eyes and makes you forget all about the possibly deadly fist-magic-fight you're about to go intohttps://youtu.be/dPcX-5Tmqt8>You're staring at each other's faces>Y-you're not sure what's happening>She leans a little bit closer>You feel a Vesuvius of pasta sauce building with you but...>Maybe you shouldGO FOR IT!?YNCHOOSE!
>>1495918OH FUUUCKIF WE GO FOR IT, WE GOTTA CHARISMA ROLL AND WE'LL GET A 1FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!GO FOR IT, LET'S WIN IT OR LOSE IT ALL!
>Janna is right there>now is the perfect time to cuck MarcoFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>1495918GO FOR IT
>>1495918>NNo no no, Janna is there to, lets avoid accidentally depressing the sick girl. Worst case scenario, we do the whole, "After I win shtick" yeah?
>>1495918NDROP SPAGHETTI.Really though, later. Soon, but later.When we have more time and are alone. Right now we're about to fight our childhood best friend, Star's in our pocket, and we need to kill a dragon soon.Also get STAR OUT OF OUR POCKET FOR NOW if we're going straight to Marco after this
>>1495934>Implying Janna won't cop a feel while we're kissing Jackie.
>>1495918Also Janna is here. No sense killing Anonbowl just yet.
>>1495918...... Not yet. Not yet......
>>1495918NJanna is right there
DO NOT HURT THE JANNA BANANA!
>>1495918>No>Sperg the fuck out
>>1495918No... No, not yet. It's not the time yet.
>>1495918No thank you
>>1495946Fuck it changing to yes
N.Wait till we kick Marco's ass.
>>1495918YesWe can alway go for CHEEK KISS. THe ultimate beta spaghetti kiss
>>1495918No... but do it in a teasing way for after you take care of business with Marco.
Yes, for the love of god Do it>yes
>>1495968No wait, I changed my mind to yes.
>Tie on Yes and No>Janna wants in on the action>Somehow get both to smooch AnonPerfecto
Not yet but soon. Voting no
>>1495988That...is a good plan
>>1496000NO ITS NOT YOU FUCKING HACKSTOP THIS MADNESS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>1495918AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAI ITS NOT THAT I DONT LIKE JACKIEBUT THIS IS TOO SOONNO But like.... AAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHJANNA IS RIGHT THERE
>>1496004JANNA IS INTO IT FAGGOTS, WHO CARES RIGHT NOW. BUT IF WE DON'T DO IT JACKIE WILL BE HURT AND THE ROUTE WILL BE LOCKED FOREVER! !!!!
>>1496009Making alot of assumptions there guy
>>1496009STOP OVER REACTING IF JACKIE CANT TAKE REJECTION WE NEED TO FIND SOMEONE BETTER
>when the discord and thread become an accurate representation of a teenage boy's brain right before a big kiss
>>1496015You know this whole thing is dumbDont we have a date on Saturday?
>>1496015Alternatively, IF JANA CANT HANDLE REJECTION WE NEED TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE.
>>1495971AHHH GOING BACK TO NO
>>1495918>>1495950In case it was unclear, this counts as a 'No'
>>1496032Fuck forgot to voteNo
Tie special events was a fucking mistake.
Correction, How about no.
>>1496043Going yes just to spite>>1496054
changing vote to yes
yeah why not
>>1496065I really dont care either way.Just pick something and be done with it.
bastards we need to tie this!!!
Voting yes!Because I'm not gay!
>>1496065Look faggot Quest isn't a fucking retard. You have to earn a tie event. Go shitpost elsewhere
Fine i'll throw in a no for the tie
>>1496087Buddy you voted the same thing twice.Like you put the same exact vote, 2 times.
STOP ROLLING YOU FUCKS!!! THE BYZANTINE EMPIRE WILLS IT
>>1496084>Because I made mention of Anon getting double kissed in a tie, people are seriously considering it>I possibly fucked the thread up in one postBrilliant.
Honestly, just the reactions and fever pitch of the participants made this epic, whatever the outcome turns out to be.
>>1496106>Anon ends up headbutting her in a tie
>>1496113That's even better than what I ever could've hoped for.
>>1496113>Just vomits out of sheer panic
Yes, switching to yes
>>1496125>>1496113>Not our scissors cut a dimension to the spaghetti world in our pockets.
There should be a rule where you can switch once per vote at most.This must be a nightmare to count.
>>1495918>>1495934>>1495950>>1496042>Read mind>if she wants us to kiss her, do it>if not, don'tPOWERS BITCH
READ HER MIND FIRST! !!
>>1496121Tell me about it.Watch Quest just roll a 1d2.
>>1496134>>1496135As good of an idea as this was, it's far, FAR too late now.Expect the apocalypse of spaghetti to happen.
WAIT, no...dammit why is this so hard.
>>1495945Fuck it, I'm goin' the secret WILD CARD route! Kiss Jackie and let Muscles loose on Janna!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYtjpIwamos
>Quest when he comes back to count
Will anon find paradise? YOU DECIDE.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C11MzbEcHlw
Let's ask Marco what he thinks.
This is KLK all over again
>>1496151Im telling you 1d2Calling it now
>>1496156>not this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqwZLe-hNMU
change my vote to no.
YOU FOOLS THIS WAS A TRAP!!!!!!! CHANGE TO NO BEFORE ALL IS LOST!!!!
>>1495918WE'VE KNOWN HER LESS THAN 5 DAYSTHIS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA
NO DO NOTNEGATECANCELHALTDETAINSTOP
DUMBASS WE NEED MORE YES FOR THE TIE
>>1495918>GO FOR IT!?>Y>>1496184Okay.
>>1495981ON THIRD THOUGHTno
>>1496201Stop being a fuccboi and choose a permanent yes/no already
>>1496206you can't make me, you're not my real dad
I stand by no, THIS IS A TRAP YOU FOOLS WE BARELY KNOW HER!!!
Quest is having a hard day at work, and you fucks do this?
>>1496231He's the one who threw this in our face! Don't kick the bull in the balls if you don't want the horns!
>>1496231>Implying this is prime time entertainment watching everyone trip over themselves over whether or not to kiss Jackie or stay as a pussy wallflower for now
>>1495918>YI don't know what's all going on in the comments since I just got back here, but fuck it. I'm a haremfag because I like all the girls but if we HAVE to choose only one lady I couldn't care either way. Fuck waifu wars. But if there's a chance of having Jackie make out with Hekapoo as the latter rides our face and fingers the former while Janna's busy getting spanked from Muscles and riding Anon's dick and we're getting denied it from this one choice I'll be very disappointed son. With Star and Marco dressed in full princess garb watching on the sidelines, tied up and sitting in each others laps with nothing to do but watch and grind.
>>1496231I'm pretty sure QM knew exactly how we'd react given this situation. He knew what he was signing up for with that prompt. And you gotta admit, it's pretty damn entertaining.
Bless, my friends....It is time. To count.May all votes stop here. The train is leaving the station
FUCK YOU QUEST LOOK AT WHAT YOU WROUGHT
>>1496266I WAS TOO LATE.
>>1496266YOU KILLED THE STARNON YOU FUCK
>>1496267Hush FoolOnly we are to blame for this madness >>1496271Starnon was sunk before its maiden voyage.Enjoy Jacknon sweet prince.
>>1496271Staranon was never a thing. Why are you upseT?
>They don't realize Marco is gonna padme Jackie on his path to true darkness>This will lead anon on true demon path>This all result in Star on anons side to stop the marcoStarfags win- what a fresh hell this is
So what's the final tally? My count it's21-Y21-NBecause SOME PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES who don't delete their old irrelevant vote when they switch! So my count's probably all fucked up.
>>1496308It's the true path