Last Thread: http://boards.4chan.org/qst/thread/1447362#topSummary: In this quest, we're basically playing as a slowly mutating soviet named Stojan insert Russian last name here who secretly supports the monarchy and hates the communists. We've managed to escape the Russians, and now we're in 1939 Nazi-occupied Warsaw. We've also got a new character called Douglas Bison who is a Sean Connery agent, but less smart, a bit more lustful, and also much more aggressive. He already has a nerdy girlfriend too! Oh, and he got shot... And is of course, more buff.Character Sheet.Attributes affect how fast you learn skills anons.StojanWerewolfAbove Average Strength.Above Average Agility.Moderate Intelligence.Moderate Wisdom.Below Average Charisma.Skills Each plus or minus is the modifier given.+++Stealth++Firearms.+Saboteur-FistfightingWeaponsKarabiner 98kHigh Damage5 Ammo (1 shot fired, has 3 reloads)High AccuracyHigh RangeSlow Reload (3 turns to reload)Currency50 Reichmarks. (+50 from Resistance per day)40 ZlotyDouglasWerebullGreat StrengthBelow Average Agility.Low IntelligenceLow WisdomAbove Average CharismaSkills+++Stealth++Firearms+Saboteur-Sense MotiveWeaponsThompson Submachine GunModerate Damage6 ammo (4 shots fired. Has 2 reloads.)Low Accuracy.Low RangeFast Reload (0 turn to reload)Remington 12 Gauge ShotgunVery High Damage7 Shots (20 remaining Buckshot)Low AccuracyModerate RangeModerate Reload (2 shot reloaded for every turn invested.)Continued
Anyways, last time anons decided as Stojan to raid the penal soviet regiment and take care of their commanding officers.You have about ten guerrilas. They are all armed with bolt action rifles, and have poor training.What should anons do?>Try to snipe the officer. (Low chance of success. Low chance of you being caught or losing someone.)>Try to sneak into camp and kill the officer. (Moderate chance of success. Moderate chance of being caught or losing someone.)>Try to infiltrate the camp and kill the officer or lead a mutiny. (High chance of succcess, but high chance of being caught or losing someone.)>Try to get a inside man... (Increases chances of success!)>Ambush them while they're on the move?>Write-in
>>1478029>Try to infiltrate the camp and kill the officer or lead a mutiny. (High chance of succcess, but high chance of being caught or losing someone.)
>>1478029>>Try to get a inside man... (Increases chances of success!)
>>1478029>Try to sneak into camp and kill the officer. (Moderate chance of success. Moderate chance of being caught or losing someone.)
>>1478029>>Try to sneak into camp and kill the officer. (Moderate chance of success. Moderate chance of being caught or losing someone.)
You decide to try and sneak into the camp and kill the officer.Do you want to send one of your guerrilas, or yourself?>Go personally!>Send a guerrilla!GuerrilasWulf Hacke (Moderate Education. Is trained in machineguns, bolt-action rifles, and sniper rifles along with pistols. Is a veteran of the First World War, and was an officer. Is trained also in leadership. Ex-Prussian Junker. Monarchist.) Jannik Ganser(Low Education, trained with Bolt Action Rifles. Good at stealth. Is a huntsman. Male.)Gerwald Arnoldi (Moderate Education. Trained with Pistols. Male. Was a police officer.)Florentine Wittke (Low Education. Not Trained. Female. Fisherwoman.)
>>1478619>Go personally!for the motherland.
You decide to go personally.It isn't long until you find the penal regiment making camp on the side of the road, and you of course need to find a way to get in there...Roll me a 1d20 to see if Stojan can come up with any creative ways to get inside.+2 for ideas.
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1478697going on all fours into the command tent, from the flank of the camp, and if that's not an option then maybe one of the other tents. lets try to get as low and into the snow as possible for this.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1478697
Grab a cardboard box, get underneath it and just scooch along
Critical Success!You of course, resort to the best tactical available.You grab a cardboard box, and sneak into the camp, completely unnoticed. You also find yourself rather close to the officer camp... Now you just need to find a way to kill all the officers...You note that in the nearby river, one of the NVKD commissars seems to be bathing himself, and has left his uniform...What do anons?>Try to set fire to the camp?>Try to sneak into each one of the officer tents... (There's five tents!)>Try to disguise yourself as a political commissar... Maybe you can convince the men to take up arms against the other officers? Or at least get a cool hat.>Take care of the political commissar bathing himself.>Write-in
>>1478725>Try to sneak into each one of the officer tents... (There's five tents!)
>>1478725>>Try to disguise yourself as a political commissar... Maybe you can convince the men to take up arms against the other officers? Or at least get a cool hat.
>>1478725>Try to sneak into each one of the officer tents... (There's five tents!)slaughter the reds where they sleep.
You sneak into the first tent. It seems to be four officers around a planning table.What do?>Attack them in hand-to-hand!>Try to use your rifle! (Loud!)>Write-in for ideas!
>>1478765>>Attack them in hand-to-hand
>>1478765>Write-in for ideas!we have claws, a bayonet, teeth, and big dog nuts. start with a bayonet to the back of one of them and then tear the throat out of another.
You of course, decide to close to hand to hand...Roll me a 1d20+2 to see how well you can do this.+3 if you can find a way to kill one of them without noticing.+2 if you can come up with follow-up attacks for the rest of them.
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1478793
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1478793bayonet through the back of the skull, then take that out and slash the nape of the neck of another, follow up by throwing the rifle into the chest of the next and then the last one we can slash the throat of with our claws.
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1478793Bayonet one from behind, shove the body into another and use the surprise of the rest to go wild with claws and or fangs.
15+7=23You throw off your cardboard box, and rush with your rifle and stab one straight into the back of the skull, killing him instantly. You shove his body onto one of his friends and proceed to go wild...Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well the rest of this goes.+3 if Stojan can go beserk somehow while in the tent.+2 if you can of course, try to make him feel like using his claws and teeth is completely natural and fine.+1 if Stojan can be a bit brutal once he's finished.
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1478856quickly kill the first one with a slash to the throat, the next one can be disemboweled and beaten with his own entrails. if he's still alive we can pull his skull off with his spine and use him as a mace.
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1478856>>1478870And that's how
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1478856
18+7=25You go absolutely beserk and massacre the tent. A lot of blood is stained on the tent canvas, and you breath heavily... You erm... You seem to be completely covered in blood, bile, and entrails.Everyone else has been completely and utterly massacred.Actions>...Resolve to try to never go beserk again? (Gain sanity permanently, and you'll never use your claws or fangs in melee.)>...This is erm... Surprisingly fun. (Lose sanity permanently, and you'll use your claws and fangs quite a bit, and won't hestitate to decapitate/disembowel.)
>>1479013>...This is erm... Surprisingly fun. (Lose sanity permanently, and you'll use your claws and fangs quite a bit, and won't hestitate to decapitate/disembowel.)
>>1479013>...The is erm...Surprisingly fun
>>1479013>...This is erm... Surprisingly fun. (Lose sanity permanently, and you'll use your claws and fangs quite a bit, and won't hestitate to decapitate/disembowel.)we'll gains san some other way, but we're going to have to be utilitarian about this.
You decide this is surprisingly fun...You go into the next tent, a tent with about two officers smoking...Roll me a 1d20+4 to massacre.+3 if you can come up with fun ways to massacre officers.+2 if you can of course, try to surprise them first however.
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1479093
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1479093Bang their heads together until they crack
13+7=20Of course, you lunge and smack them together until both of their heads are broken apart...Now, you just have two more tents to take care of...They are however, a bit father, but thanks to your cardboard box, you get over to massacre more...However, this tent seems to have two guards out front...Actions>Try to sneak by the side of the tent and cut through it with your claws...>...Cut through the guards!>Set fire to the tent somehow...>Write-in
>>1479596Cut through the guards! Ninja action!!!
>>1479596>Try to sneak by the side of the tent and cut through it with your claws...Mobile posting with a shit connection. I just wish I was home to run my quest.
Rolled 2 (1d2)Rolling.1=Cut through the guards!2=Flank!
You decide to flank and cut through the tent...Inside seems to be an officer sleeping...Roll me a 1d20+4 to eliminate officers.+3 if you can come up with a way to kill him silently.
Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1479866Get behind them, then put our claws between both sides of their necks, after that, squeeze.
14+7=21You sneak up to his bed and slice his neck open. You sneak back out... There's only one tent left.When you go inside, a rather confused officer turns to see you enter, and seems to have been smoking."Who the hell are you?" He says, in Russian... He puts his hand right where his revolver is.Actions>Rush to kill him! (He'll have time to draw and fire his weapon!)>...Try to approach him and look like you won't kill him... Then do so.>Draw your rifle! (He'll get the first shot!)>...I was just leaving?>Write-in
>>1480057>Rush to kill him! (He'll have time to draw and fire his weapon!)
>>1480057>Rush to kill him! (He'll have time to draw and fire his weapon!)"Your consequence!"
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)Ignore my roll.
He takes out his pistol, and fires. It misses, and you get up close...Roll me a 1d20+3 to attack!+2 if you can find a way to knock the weapon out of his hand!+2 if you can come up with a unique way to kill him!
>>14801531d20 + 3
Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1480153Grab his hand with the revolver, squeezing his wrist as we push it high and prevent him from shooting us. With our other clawed hand we ram underneath his ribcage, forcing our hand into his chest cavity and ripping out his heart
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>>1480160Out "dice+1d20+3" in the options box
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1480153
>>1480164SOMEONE ROLL BETTER THAN ME.
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)4+8=12Amazing Failure!You lunge towards him and try to grab his revolver, but he sidesteps, and fires at you...
He misses too, and you rush forward. He draws a combat knife to defend himself."I'll skin you and add you as my mantle-piece, dog!" He seems to be taunting you on...Actions>Attack!>Special Attack!>Dodge!>Flee!You have three turns until the guards arrive!
Special Attack!You wind up to punch him, but he ducks under your throw and stabs you right in the gut!Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how major this wound is!
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1480242
5+8=13This of course, does quite a bit of damage.. You feel the knife stab you right in the stomach!He seems to be winding up for another attack...What do anons?>Attack!>Special Attack!>Dodge!>Flee!Two turns left.
You dodge, and grab his arm...Roll me a 1d20+3 for damage!+2 if you can come up with a way to really hurt him!
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1480280stick a claw into the inside of his arm and pull back, making a long open cut lengthwise, this will cause bleeding that can't be mitigated the same way that a slash across the wrist can be.
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1480280
7+5=12You manage to cut his arm quite a bit, but he manages to stop you before you can slit his wrist...He is quite injured."You are like little puppy! It will make me sad when I crush you under my foot for Russia!"He seems to be taunting you again, and he holds his knife in a thrusting position...Actions>Attack!>Special Attack!>Dodge!>Flee!You have one turn left anons!
Rolled 1 (1d2)Rolling.1=Attack2=Special Attack!
You attack again, and... Well, he seems to try and dodge, but your quick enough to lunge for his chest...Roll me a 1d20+4 for damage!+3 for interesting ways on how to injure him!
Rolled 14 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1480355if we can dig into a lung that would be good, but if that's not an option then cutting off a nipple will suffice.
14+7=21You pierce his lung, and at this time you hear the guards are coming in...Actions>Try to flee.>Continue to fight! (Bad idea.)>Write-in
>>1480412>Try to flee.
>>1480412>Try to flee.can we grab our gun and hide in a woods to snipe him while he moves for a medic.
You of course, decide to high-tail it.Roll me a 1d20+2 to escape!+3 if you can try to find a way to shake them and go faster!
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1480446
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1480446Sprint like a bitch toward the river in a serpentine pattern
>>1480642KEK. FEEL THE POWER OF ULTIMATE RUNNING.
Rolled 20 (1d20)Critical Success!None of them even catch a look at you, and you bolt into a nearby river and swim as fast as you can...Before you know it, you've escaped easily from the Soviets...Your attack was overwhelmingly successful, with most of the commanders dead, and the only one left being heavily injured!Ignore my roll.
>>1480670IM NOT IGNORING THAT 20. THE DICE GODS SMILE UPON THIS QUEST
>>1480702INB4: that nat 20 means that the soldiers we were trying to liberate go full blown commie loyalist and need to be killed.
...After a few days, you hear that the remaining officer has been promoted to Colonel, and placed in command of the penal regiment, and you've heard quite a bit...Colonel Isaak seems to be his name. Apparently a veteran of the First World War, and a highly decorated officer, having the medal of the Red Banner, the Order of the Red Star, Order of Alexander Nevsky, along with Order of Suvorov, 2nd class... And Order of Glory1st class. He's a very, very, skilled leader, it seems.A few of his deeds have been charging a machinegun position armed with only a knife, winning via playing dead, evading a Polish cavalry ambush and being the only survivor, and managing to sneak up on a Polish tank and take it hostage... Using it to blow up another tank. He's rumored to have been descended from the Cossacks as well, and was a member of the Russian Imperial Cavalry...He seems to be a daredevil, overly brave, but also quite resourceful...Shit.Colonel Isaak also seems determined to root out any dissidents and has now requisitioned a private guard after his near-death experience...Double shit.The Penal Regiment is loyal towards him, if only because he's actually competent.Actions>...Try to strike again. (Very, very high chance of failure.)>...Fall back and wait for more opportunities.>Try to gather further information about the Colonel.>Write-inAnd yes, the new Colonel will have a bit of plot armor.
>>1480745>Try to gather further information about the Colonel.
>>1480745>Try to gather further information about the Colonel.was he loyal to the Communist or the Monarchist before the Leninist took power.
>>1480745Initiate spymode. Find out everything about him. Find a high powered rifle and kill him at his most vulnerable
>>1480775Communist.You decide to gather further information.Roll me a 1d20+2 for how well you do.
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1480791so what, we need to win a straight up fist fight with this guy to break the conditioning?
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1480791
>>1480791a communist cossack? what is this heresy
Holy fuck.Critical Success.You find out everything.He seems to have a penchant for drinking booze and womanizing at a bar on the border.He's also extremely skilled with a knife and saber, and apparently has been given an officer's sabre for his new promotion.He has an uncanny talent for getting out of the way of bullets, and is extraordinarily lucky.He seems to have just joined the Communists just for a chance to strike back at the Tsardom, and seems his family really are Cossacks. He's not completely in love with Stalin either, or Communism, but certainly doesn't like Monarchism.He's has a penchant for expensive art, and goes out of his way to look for it, and seems to be a huge fan of Matthias Grünewald's paintings, and Hans Holbein the Younger's paintings... However, he does have an embarrassing secret... He can't read or write, and tries his best to avoid either of those activities.Alongside that, he's also a very big fan of horses, owning three and preferring to ride them rather then drive in a car or jeep. He rides a Russian Don as his horse of choice, and even is rumored to sleep next to it!Actions>Try to strike when he goes out to drink at that bar...>Try to strike while he's in camp!>...Don't strike.>...Try to converse with him when he goes out to drink at that bar...>Write-in
>>1480846>...Try to converse with him when he goes out to drink at that bar...lets let him drink himself silly for a bit first.
You decide to converse with him when he goes to drink at the bar...It takes you a while to find it, and it seems he even had his personal guard escort him here... There's quite a few guards covering all avenues of traffic.Actions...>Try to get in through a side door?>Try to enter normally?>Attack the guards!>Strike again later...>Try to enter via roof?>Write-in
>>1480952>Try to enter normally?
>>1480962...Anon, are you sure you want to do that?
>>1480972are you going to start jewposting again if I express an amount of doubt in my decision?
>>1480981Just saying that you'll have to roll to get past them.
>>1480987I was actually slightly hopping for jewposting.
Well, just roll me a 1d20+3 to get in anons.+3 if you can try to disguise yourself and your lycanthrope parts.
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1481045hiding our hands in our coat.I now know why drunk QMing exist.
Allowing samefagging if you can come up with more ways to hide your lycanthrope features.
>>1481101scarf that covers the jaw line. and that Russian hat that goes over the ears. and we should be in full clothing, none of that leave parts of your hair body in the open.
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1481115This
16+6=22You manage to get past the guards, and see the Colonel drinking with a few officers and talking to them...Hm.Actions>Try to assassinate him...>Try to get him in a conversation.>Try to overhear...>Write-in
>>1481138>Try to overhear...I want to try assassinate, but I think with what you said about plot armor that it's exceedingly unlikely to work.
You decide to overhear.Your sensitive ears grant you a good advantage to this, preventing rolling.He seems to be discussing rumor about a possible invasion of Finland, and you hear that the English and French have declared war on Germany...You also overhear him discussing how he plans to train the penal regiment to be somewhat competent, and making sure no dissent is in the ranks since the massacre of the officers...After a bit, he drinks more, flirts a bit, and seems to be preparing to leave.Actions>Strike.>...Hold off on it.>Leave.>Write-in
>>1481240>Write-inBeat him back to the Penal regiment. (in the sense of getting there first.)
You decide to race back to the Penal regiment...Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can beat him.+2 if you can come up with a way to go faster than a horse somehow...+1 if you can think what your going to do back at the regiment...Also anons, apparently the guy who made the original XCOM is making another game like it. Can't help but tell you.
>>1481269Run back on all fours. were going to meet with what's his name. the soldier we were befriending, then were going into the middle of the camp after we learn what happened while we were away. then we're going to browbeat that Cossack for bringing lenin and stalin to power, and then a fight to the death if he won't turn home.
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1481269
Allowing samefagging if you can try to think on how to kill this guy...
>>1481317tooth and claw, if the soviets hadn't taken power werewolves wouldn't exist. we are a consequence of what he created when destroying the Tzardom. but as a warrior denying him a chance to die honorably would be anathema. so strip him of his loyalist soldiers, and take him head on.
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)and if we can't do this as easily by day we will take him by night, stripping his loyalist of their lives and then him of his weapons as he rest.
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1481269
11+3=14You fail to beat the Colonel back to the camp, which is under heavy scrutiny...Damn.Actions>Try to sneak by into the camp... (Hard)>Try to assault the camp.>Bide your time... (Switch PoV to Douglas!)>Write-in
>>1481975>>Try to sneak by into the camp... (Hard)
>>1481975>Write-inKill one of the Soviet loyalist guards. write a message on the corpse. the fact that the Colonel can't read will work in our favor with this.
>>1481981What do you want to write on the corpse?
>>1481983I'm alive, I'm angry, and I'm really enjoying your god damned experiment.Stojan.
Going to wait fifteen minutes anons.
>>1481975>try to sneak into the camp
You decide to just sneak into the camp.Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can get in.
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1482022
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1482022DICE DON'T FAIL ME NOW
Allowing a samefag.
>>1482063FUCK MY ASS WITH A PITCHFORK
>>1482065can we fuck your ass with this instead?
11+2=13You of course, find no way to get in at the moment. Without of course, the risk of either going over a minefield, getting shot at by machineguns, or otherwise detected and shot at.Actions>Try to sneak through the minefield. (And likely lose an arm or a limb.)>Try to sneak past the machine guns. (...And likely get riddled with bullets.>...Try to sneak through the front? (And likely have snipers shoot you.)>...Why do all these plans end with your death? You need to strike when they're vulnerable, and they aren't vulnerable right now!>Write-in
>>1482084Wait until he leaves again and ambush him on the road. Kill him slowly.
>>1482072Depends, does it vibrate?
>>1482084>...Why do all these plans end with your death? You need to strike when they're vulnerable, and they aren't vulnerable right now!>>1482091they fire fast enough and with low enough recoil, so yes.
Rolling here in 10 minutes, so decide.It'll take days for him to leave again anon.
Rolled 2 (1d2)Rolling.1=Wait to strike when they're vulnerable.2=Wait for him to leave again.
>>1482124My plans LITERALLY always win these rolls
You decide to wait for him to leave again.The first day is rather boring, and of course you smoke a bit, trying to wait until he'll come out to show himself... Damn. You wish something was happening...You do notice that your body has changed a bit...Choose one anons.>Your back. (2 point invested. Slight strength bonus.) (Light Injury.)>Your chest. (2 Point invested. You have minor resistance to cold.)>Your hands. (1 point invested. Better claw attacks and climbing!)> Your eyes. (1 point invested. Better vision day and night)> Your head. (1 point invested. Better smelling and sharp teeth.)> Your ears. (1 point. Better hearing.)> Your lungs. (1 point invested!)>Your heart (1 point invested.)>Your stomach (1 point invested. Can eat more raw food.)>Your skin (1 point invested in! Tougher resistance!)> Your legs. ( 1 Pointed invested in, faster and can jump higher.)> Your arms. (2 points invested! Moderate strength.)> Your feet. (1 pointed invested! Allows you to climb easier and jump higher!)
>>1482131>Your hands. (1 point invested. Better claw attacks and climbing!)
>>1482131>>Your skin (1 point invested in! Tougher resistance!)
>>1482131>Your skin (1 point invested in! Tougher resistance!)I think our targets more of a dodge and dex tank, not a dps or a massive HP pile tank, were going to have to outlast him until we can hit him enough.
>>1482140THIS. We need enough toughness to take whatever is dished out to us.
Skin.Your somewhat thick hide has become akin to quite literal hide, and offers a small amount of protection against everything. It also keeps you very warm, and it is harder to deal cutting damage against you.The second day goes by, and you find yourself running low on cigarretes. Damn....It's sure is taking a while for this guy to pop out.Actions>Just continue to watch and wait. Patience is key. (Timeskip)>Switch PoV's to Douglas while you wait?>...Launch a raid on their camp.>Write-in
>>1482150>switch pov for the timeskip
>>1482150WEREBULL TIME GO
You are now Douglas...Recently, due to some injuries, you've been lying low in an abandoned cabin... Dominika's been taking rather good care of you, and she's patched up your leg.Though you've been forced to sleep in the barn, since apparently sleeping on a wooden bed tends to... Well, it deforms it, and slightly... Crushes it.Yeah, you weigh a lot. It's not good to say, but you are a bit afraid to check your weight.Oh, and you've been slightly freaking out over the fact you lost your feet and are now replaced with hooves... Yeah, that's interesting.Oh, also your body's a bit... Different. That's unique.>Your back. (2 point. Large Strength Increase. Severe increase in weight.)>Your chest. (1 point invested, moderate strength increase. Shirts kind of have to roll to fit you.)>Your hands. (1 Point invested Very firm grip! Small strength bonus.)> Your eyes.> Your head. (1 point invested into. Stronger head, and tiny horns.)> Your ears.> Your lungs.>Your heart >Your stomach>Your skin (1 point invested. Small resistance to cold)> Your legs. (1 point invested. Minor strength gain.)> Your arms. (1 point invested. Moderate strength increase.)> Your feet. (1 point invested. Hooves allow for longer running and for very devestating "stomp" attacks on people you don't like.)
>>1482206>> Your arms. (1 point invested. Moderate strength increase.)
Waiting for one more vote anons.
Your arms have become even more muscular, thick, and of course, you think your strength is great enough and your grip strong and firm enough that you could potentially dual-wield two-handed melee weaponry, and suffer little to no recoil with a normal firearm.Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well you've been dealing with your injuries.+1 if you can find ways for Dominika to have patched you up.
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1482265
Well... Apparently infection has slightly set in, and Dominika isn't exactly a doctor capable of healing bullet wounds.Damn.So... You can either amputate your leg... Or see a doctor... Or you could just die from the infection.Yay, for choices. Oh, and also you can't move very far either without intense pain.Actions>...See if Dominika can bring a doctor back here?>...You need a doctor, and you needed him yesterday. You'll go out to find one.>...Well... Your in the heart of soviet territory... The chances of a doctor healing you are very, very low... You might as well amputate it.>Ignore it... You can get to Poland soon enough...>Write-in
>>1482288>>...See if Dominika can bring a doctor back here?
>>1482288GET A DOCTOR HERE NOW.
You get Dominika to try and bring you a doctor...Where to go anons?>A local clinic. (Skill: Low. Risk: Low))>A nearby hospital. (Skill: Moderate. Risk: Moderate)>A nearby regional hospital. (Skill: High. Risk: High)>Hire a doctor from the black market.
>>1482325>>Hire a doctor from the black market.
>>1482325A local clinic. They should have the necessary skills to deal with infections seeing as we are out in the country and such things are common. An unlicensed horse doctor can treat a infected wound.
Rolled 2 (1d2)Rolling.1=Black Market2=Local Clinic
You of course, head to a nearby clinic...Do you want to bring Douglas along in the car?>Yes!>No! It'll be too obvious!
>>1482369No. Tell the doctor our friend is badly hurt and too weak to travel. Bring the doctor to Douglas
You go into the clinic, and begin to wait... It seems to be a very, very long wait, and you can't help but worry...Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can in fact get a doctor to come with you.+2 if you can come up with an excuse why he can't travel.+2 if you can try to think if you should explain why Douglas looks like a bull...+1 if you can awkwardly explain your relationship with him and why your really worried...
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1482394
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1482394DICE GODS I SUMMON THEE
>>1482404FUCKING JEW ASS DICE GODS
>>1482404Ok ok ok.Tell the doctor our friend has a rare genetic condition and some asshole shot him in the leg for shits and giggles. Tell him that due to our friends injury, infection and large size we couldn't get him in the car to travel. Use big science words to explain why he looks like a bull. Bovinus Minotaurus Humongous disease.
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1482394He has an infection, it's just bad lighting, we're cousins
7+8=15The doctors say that they can't do anything unless you bring him here, since a few doctors have been kidnapped before and held hostage by peasants to take care of family members... Not to mention most of the doctors have been relocated.Actions>...Alright, alright. Just bring your boyfriend here and everything will be alright.>...You can't risk it. Don't.>...Maybe... Hm... Maybe you should attempt to convince them to give you some medical supplies? (Hard)>Write-in
>>1482419Fuck it. Bring him here. Tell him to keep quiet. Pretend to be mute.
You decide to bring him there.Roll me a 1d20-3 to see how well this goes.+3 if you can hide the most apparent "bull-like" traits.+2 if Douglas can try to badly copy a Russian accent to not sound American.+2 if Douglas can also of course, hit on Dominika to stay calm.
Rolled 4 - 3 (1d20 - 3)>>1482500
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1482419
Anyone else want to roll or do the bonuses?
Rolled 10 (1d20)4-3=1You of course put Douglas into the car and drive down...It's erm... As soon as you arrive and get Douglas out, the doctors immediately rush for the phone.Great.You quickly drive away and get Stojan in as fast as possible before the authorities arrive...Ignore my roll.
You manage to drive out, but the soviet police are following you now and are in pursuit...They're quite far behind you though...Actions>(As Douglas): Open fire with your rifle! (Bonus due to your firm grip!)>(As Douglas): Tell Dominika to go faster!>(As Douglas!): Tell Dominika to swerve to drive off road!>Write-in
>>1482650>(As Douglas): Open fire with your rifle! (Bonus due to your firm grip!)
>>1482650>(As Douglas): Open fire with your rifle! (Bonus due to your firm grip!)rifle, subgun, a tompson is a Tomson.
You open fire with your rifle...Roll me a 1d20+5 to hit!+2 if you can make a one-liner...+2 if you can find a proper place to fire at.+1 if you can calm Dominika.
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1482737Shoot the driver.
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1482737Chekki my Brekki!either the drivers side window or the tires.
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1482737>>1482760Supporting
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)5+7=12You of course, miss. You just hit the engine, which slightly slows it down.They fire back with a pistol...
The shot of course, goes through your window and you think it's aimed towards Dominika...Roll me a 1d20-1 to see how well she can handle this...Alternatively, you can attempt to tank the bullet for her, which is a 1d20+5 anons.However,
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1482790Take the bullet. We're tough.
14+5=19You throw yourself to take the bullet, and you take a superficial wound.You aim and prepare to fire again...Roll me a 1d20+4 to fire anons.+2 if you can make jabs at Dominika about taking a bullet for her!
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1482812REDEMPTION
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1482812
>>1482851YAS. SHOOT THOSE RUSKIES IN THE FACE.
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)16+4=20You fire another shot, which does actually hit the soviet's window.Ignore my roll.
>>1482864Hits the window or hits the windshield?
The shot penetrates the windshield, causing a policeman's head to explode in a shower of gore, scaring the driver and causing him to swerve into the wrong side of the road, and crashing head-on into a car.Dominika however seems to be very afraid and slightly hyperventilating...Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can get away!+2 if you can calm Dominika and tell her it's over.
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1482881Tell her its ok, we took a shot for her and the cops are gone.
>>1482897don't forget to rub her shoulders and tell her she's doing well driving under this much pressure.
18+5=23Dominika drives away and you consider what you should do... The clinic isn't exactly willing to help you... You also help her relax by giving her a very, very, strong rub on her shoulders.Actions>Head to a hospital.>Head to a regional hospital...>Hope for the best?>Amputation...>...Maybe you should look for any shipments of medical supplies or something...>Write-in
>>1482919>Write-inIf we are turning into a cow we have a good option. black market, preferably one with lots of farmhands.
>>1482938They won't really help you too well. A vet could work.
>>1482955then a Vetting we shall go.
You decide to go to the black market...You have no currency...A doctor costs 500$ American Dollars.Actions>...Call the CIA. Maybe they can transfer some money to you. Though you'll have to explain all of this and why you've gone silent.>Sell>Buy>Contracts>Write-in
>>1482976>Contracts~lets make a deal~
You look at contracts...A Food CrisisApparently some Ukrainians are paying top price for food, and a nearby soviet lorry has stopped to refuel. Someone hijacking and stealing that can easily make about 300$ American dollars, and help the Ukranian people.Risk: LowA Second-Hand DealApparently some Russian drug dealer double-crossed some member of the Russian Mob, and the Mob's put a price of 200$ American dollars out on him. He's ratting out the Mob at the police station, and is under guard.Risk: ModerateThe Russian Mob will hear about you.Underground MarketSome Ukranian farmer still growing produce is trying to sell his food to Moscow for money. Whoever can deliver the food without getting caught will get 150$ dollars...Risk: LowActions>Accept a contract!>Do something else!>Write-in
>>1483078>Accept a contract!Food crisis.and is it not still the OSS or did the kikes double down in this timeline?
>>1483109OSS?You decide to take the Food Crisis contract.Who do you want to do this mission?>Douglas. (Very slow at moving! Can hit like a truck!)>Dominika! (Can move quite fast, and is a responsible and good driver, and is very smart!)
>>1483175the OSS, secret service before it was just relegated to security detail and the CIA was made America's intelligence agency.>Dominika! (Can move quite fast, and is a responsible and good driver, and is very smart!)she can handle this, and it probably falls in line with her morals.
>>1483202Oh, I thought it was just CIA/FBI because I'm autistic.You are now Dominika and you are apparently about to hijack a soviet lorry...You drive down to the gas station it's in, and park...It doesn't seem to have any guards but it does have the driver who's in the store... You'll need to get his keys somehow...Actions>You are a scientist, and a genius... Getting into a truck using your brain can't be that hard!>Maybe you can try to ambush the driver? You erm... You never actually got in a fight before. (You'll have a huge disadvantage.)>Maybe you can make some lockpicks or something...>Write-in
>>1483234>Maybe you can make some lockpicks or something...You can kind of think the OSS as the predecessor of the CIA.
>>1483234>Maybe you can make some lockpicks or something...it's not rocket science.>>1483247I just think of them as what a good intelligence agency is, you know, one that doesn't murder a Kennedy.
You decide to make some lockpicks...Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can indeed make them.+2 if you can think why the hell are you doing this.+1 if you can slightly worry about Douglas's transformation.
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1483265>oh my. Ever since he took that mutagen he's been going through all sorts of change. There are so many variables to take in like his own DNA, beef and alcohol consumption and so much more. I hope that American doesn't go even more insane
Allowing samefagging if she can worry a bit more about him turning into somesort of human minotaur...
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1483368
19+4=23You make yourself some lockpicks and begin to open up the lorry's door...Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can do it without being caught.+3 if you can find a way to do it inconscipicously.
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1483470
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1483470
15+3=18You open the door and get into the truck...You immediately begin to drive it, and the lorry's drive rushes out and yells at you while you drive off...Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how much of a headstart you have over the police.
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1483523
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1483523Super well maintained Russian roads soo good that cops can't catch up to speeding mealwagons!
Rolled 5 (1d20)13+4=17You have a good headstart on the police...Ignore my roll.
Your fast enough that you don't see a single cop car until your half way there...Of course, once you do get half-way there, a cop car is following you... They think your a bit suspicious, and it seems like your subject number one...It doesn't take too long for it to signal it's sirens, indicating that it wants you to pull over...What do?>Pull over. You can explain this...>Step on it!>...Slam the breaks. If your a good driver, the cop car might slam into you at full force...>Write-in
>>1483615>...Slam the breaks. If your a good driver, the cop car might slam into you at full force...according to my calculations a police car impacting the rear of a food truck at full force should by all means leave it's driver, Rekt.
>>1483615>...Slam the breaks. If your a good driver, the cop car might slam into you at full force...
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well this goes.+1 if you can't believe that your doing this.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1483653(I should be in a lab, poking and prodding Douglas. making sure he's ok, I should be taking temperature, measurements. not stealing a truck!)"I can't believe I'm doing this." *slam, smile* "I can't believe I'm doing this!"
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1483653Its all good. Police are bad. Food for starving refugees is good.
>>1483672FUCK. SOMEONE ELSE ROLL SOMEONE ELSE ROLLLLLLLLL
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)
17+5=22You slam on the breaks, and the cop car crashes into you. You look through the mirror to see it's heavily crumpled and the driver and passenger have been knocked the hell out... Not dead luckily. At least you hope...You continue to drive away. It seems like you interrupted them while they were on the radio too!Eventually you drive up to the drop-off point and get out... Some Ukranian comes out of the brush and hands you a large amount of American dollars, and he quickly gets in the truck and drives off.You check it and it seems to be about 300$. Great...You could very well hire a vet... Though you could save up for a real doctor...Actions>Hire a vet for Douglas.>...Do another contract to get a professional doctor.>Write-in
>>1483699>Hire a vet for Douglas.I may not be many things, but cheap is most certainly one of them
>>1483699Hire a vet. He can get antibiotics and dominika can help him treat Douglas
>>1483699>Write-inDouglas calls the OSS/CIA/FBI/WHOgives a shit.
You hire a vet. It costs about 200$.You of course head back to the cabin your staying at and give him your address... After a few hours, a car pulls up and a veternarian steps out. He introduces himself as Doctor Galanovich."So, what am I looking at? Sick person? Sick dog? Sick cat?""It's erm... My um, my friend.""I see. What's the injuries?""He got shot and has an infection.""...Hm. I'll see what I can do for him."Actions>Alert him to your friend being a bit erm... Different, from most people.>Don't say anything...>...Just say that your friend can be really, really aggressive...>Write-in
>>1483742>Don't say anything...
Rolled 10 (1d20)You decide to not say anything, and just direct him to Douglas...He goes inside the barn, and sees Douglas...He seems quite shocked at seeing him...Ignore my roll.
He seems quite shocked."I erm... Who is he?""My friend... Douglas.""Hey, asshole. Can you fix my fucking leg please?" Douglas says, clearly in quite a bit of pain."I see... Well... This is quite curious.""Please?""Can you fucking stop nerding out? Please? I need a fucking doctor and I needed him yesterday."The vet goes to patch up Douglas... He seems to be in quite a bit of pain.Roll me a 1d20+5 anons.+3 if Douglas can be very aggresssive towards the vet and threaten him about what you'll do if what he recommends doesn't fucking work.+2 if you can also have some fun with his shock of never seeing a man-bull or whatever the fuck you are.+1 if you can reassure Dominika and thank her.If everything happens, autosuccess.
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1483834"Hurry it up, If I start to pass out over here I'm going to find a way to make these damn horns grow so I can shove 'em down your shaft!"". . . . get a Mooooove on damnit!" "Either start patching up or I'm going to feed these blue mountain oysters to your mother. *grab own nuts*""It's alright Dominika, I'm just reacting to the pain. thank you for going through this for me." inb4: nat 1
Rolled 20 (1d20)Maybe it'll be a nat 20
what the fuck.
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1483863>>1483879MOST MAXIMUM OF KEKS
Critical Succesful FailureHe starts to patch you up, but your aggressiveness makes him chicken out. He starts to piss you off just by the way he looks, like some fucking fat banker had a kid with some spoiled communist retard... It makes your blood boil! He's looking at your girlfriend, probably a commie fuck... Errgh... Sick bastard...Roll me a 1d20+4 to hold back anger anons.+3 if you can hold back your anger by simply being very, very aggressive and intimidating towards him+2 if you can try to think good thoughts and not why you should beat the shit out of the guy healing you.+2 if you can think of ways to beat the vet up... Just erm... Out of habit. (+1 if you can remember how Dominika would probably not like it... Maybe you shouldn't do that.)
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1483938
By the way, if anons can do all the bonuses you'll get an upgrade.
>>1483978I have no idea how to do any of these. I used up all that for the blue mountain oysters joke.
>>1484004I'm passing out for a nap right now honestly. Just be a very aggressive minotaur man.
>>1484017i'm just going to run my own quest till I pass out, any other anons want to please, for the love of god, do it.
>>1483978Start growling and give him a look at our huge teethThink about that time at the doctor as a kid which involved needles and getting a banana split. Maybe this commie douchebag will have the decency to get out one.We could him up against the wall and start start punching him in the face. Then forget about that and remember how Dominika will probably get upset and how we'll have to reconcile her. Also we would probably break the wall/property in the process which is anarchist behavior.
Too tired really post more, but take this while I pass out.He patches you right up and you hold back your anger... Those antibiotics hopefully will do their job...Just one anons.>Your back. (2 point. Large Strength Increase. Severe increase in weight.)>Your chest. (1 point invested, moderate strength increase. Shirts kind of have to roll to fit you.)>Your hands. (1 Point invested Very firm grip! Small strength bonus.)> Your eyes.> Your head. (1 point invested into. Stronger head, and tiny horns.)> Your ears.> Your lungs.>Your heart >Your stomach>Your skin (1 point invested. Small resistance to cold)> Your legs. (1 point invested. Minor strength gain.)> Your arms. (2 point invested. Moderate strength increase. Lower recoil with firearms and allows two-handed dual-wielding.)> Your feet. (1 point invested. Hooves allow for longer running and for very devestating "stomp" attacks on people you don't like.)
>>1484099> Your legs. (1 point invested. Minor strength gain.)
Back from my short nap.Your legs have become even more tough and more well-developed...Choose a primary attribute.>Increase the speed and force of which you run with!>Increase your lower body strength and allow you to carry heavier objects, and have more devastating "curb stomps" and kicks.
>>1484335Shit, and last one.>Increase the height you can jump at, and the amount of distance you can fall before being injured!
>>1484335>Increase the height you can jump at, and the amount of distance you can fall before being injured!
Anyone else want to vote?
Your leg muscles strengthen, allowing you to slightly lift more and run faster, with more force... But they also allow you to jump much higher and fall much farther.The vet quickly finishes and quickly leaves, and Dominika seems to be erm... Well, she's slightly hiding tears... And of course, gives you a hug not too long after he leaves. She seems to have been quite worried about you.What do anons?>...Yeah, yeah... Just give her a hug. Can't let women cry and all that.>...Nah. You don't need a hug or anything like that. Can't show emotion, you know?>...Alright, alright. I get it, you care about me... Why don't we get ready to head out?>...So... You got a doctor for me? Even though I kidnapped you, slightly shot your friends, and is your little science project?>Write-in
>>1484632>...Yeah, yeah... Just give her a hug. Can't let women cry and all that.I think everyone else is dead
You of course, give a hug to Dominika, and pat her on the back.What do anons want to do now?>Continue on your trip to Poland...>...Dominika did save your life... Maybe you should do something special while your still safe. (Dominika will love this.)>You should contact the secret service and fill them in... They probably have a lot of questions.>...Maybe you should get some money by doing some missions?>Write-in
>>1484682>>...Dominika did save your life... Maybe you should do something special while your still safe. (Dominika will love this.)
>>1484682>...Dominika did save your life... Maybe you should do something special while your still safe. (Dominika will love this.)
You decide to do something special for Dominika before you leave...Actions>Try to go on a date of sorts?>...Get her a bouquet of hand-picked Russian flowers?>...Make her dinner? She's been making you all sorts of food for days.>Write-in for ideas.Excuse me while I liberate a frozen pizza from Auschwitz anons.
>>1484736>...Get her a bouquet of hand-picked Russian flowers?
You decide to get her a bouquet of hand-picked Russian flowers.Roll me a 1d20+2 to see how much she'll love this...+3 if you can combine it with something else romantic!+2 if you can think about how to present it with a romantic gesture..+1 if you can give her a sweet compliment... Like how she's attractive... For a nerd.If everything's done, it'll be an autosuccess.
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1484866compliment her how smart and quickwitted she is for all of this
morning, nice nat 20.+3 and plus +2 Line the way from our end of the bed to the door with flower petals, they will lead outside to the basket. then we will knock on the door and sneak back inside. when she get to the flours, ambush her with a surprise hug from behind.+1 tell her how touched we are that she went through all that for us, don't forget to sniff her hair while paying it's complement, chicks like that right?
Just woke up anons.You celebrate the new use of your legs by getting the best-smelling flowers... Its pretty peaceful, actually. You decide to make the largest bouquet you can, and after collecting exactly one-hundred flowers, you get to work.Of course, you head back to the cabin and line the way from her bed to outside with flower pedals, which lead to the basket... You also make sure to unlock a window allowing for you to get back inside and ambush her with a hug,,,However, you also decide to add a little extra to the mix. You also somehow managed to get the German Shepard inside the basket, meaning that once she picks it up the dog will reveal itself, and of course, you've also made a rather American meal for her out of the steak you had remaining... It's nearly eight in the afternoon when you put your plan into action. The cabin itself lacks electricity, making it hard to see... However, once Dominika notices, she follows it like you planned...You sneak behind her through a window and wait... She picks up the flowers, and of course the German Shepard barks, scaring her a bit... Scaring her right into your arms, which gives her an extremely large hug.Oh, and the dog of course also licked her nose rather than bite it off. It seems to be quite sweet."Hey... I erm... I just wanted to tell you that I was really touched by how much you went through for me... I um... Hey? I think your hair smells nice.""Yeah... I erm, I washed it this morning.""That's good,"This plays off awkwardly, but with genuine sweetness..."...So erm... I was wondering... Do you think if I grabbed the Vet and tied him to a tree, do you think he'd be willing to work for free?""Douglas... Come on."You feel quite calmed by her."Yeah, yeah... I was just joking, ok? I wouldn't actually punch him just for looking like a communist..."Actually, you totally would of, in all honesty.Actions>...You know, this is... Really nice. She just makes you feel so calm... (Being around Dominika makes Douglas less aggressive.)>...Dominika may be really nice, but if anything you should try to make sure nothing happens to her... (Douglas becomes very "protectionist" to Dominika.)>...This is nice and all, but Dominika's just a sweet girl... You however, aren't, and don't plan to be. (Douglas will remain very aggressive around Dominika, but won't be aggressive towards her.)
>>1485670>...You know, this is... Really nice. She just makes you feel so calm... (Being around Dominika makes Douglas less aggressive.)
You just think this is really nice... You hold her tightly for a bit.You think she absolutely loved the flowers and presentation... Judging from how hard she's hugging you.Actions>So... I kind of also made dinner for you. A steak.>...You know... Maybe you should ask if the two of you want to actually become a couple. Boyfriend and girlfriend... That sort of thing...>...Try to get a kiss out of her?>Just say that your getting some sleep and that your fucking tired.>Write-in
>>1485690>tell her i made dinnercan't have good american style steak go to waste as a patriot can we ?
>So... I kind of also made dinner for you. A steak.>>1485690
"Well, I also made dinner for you... A steak. Want it?""Oh, erh, yeah.""Great."She goes to chow down, and you feel different again. Strange.>Your back. (2 point. Large Strength Increase. Severe increase in weight.)>Your chest. (1 point invested, moderate strength increase. Shirts kind of have to roll to fit you.)>Your hands. (1 Point invested Very firm grip! Small strength bonus.)> Your eyes.> Your head. (1 point invested into. Stronger head, and tiny horns.)> Your ears.> Your lungs.>Your heart (Recommended after this next upgrade.)>Your stomach>Your skin (1 point invested. Small resistance to cold)> Your legs. (2 point invested. Minor strength gain. Can jump higher and fall further.)>Your horns> Your arms. (2 point invested. Moderate strength increase. Lower recoil with firearms and allows two-handed dual-wielding.)> Your feet. (1 point invested. Hooves allow for longer running and for very devestating "stomp" attacks on people you don't like.)
>Your heart (Recommended after this next upgrade.)
You feel your heart absolutely POUNDING! Yeah!You feel quite energetic and less slow now, and your body is making more blood for a man like you!Of course, you pat her on the back."So Douglas?""What?""...Why exactly do you Americans like steak so much? Also, how exactly hasn't this gone bad?""Oh, you know... I have ways. Family secret, really..."You personally just add a shitload of salt and a lot of other shit."So you Americans eat a lot of this? It is really quite good."Actions>Yeah, we eat a ton of it. It's pretty much a staple.>Not as much as you might think, no...>Well, it's the beauty of Capitalism! If you can afford it, you can buy it!>I erm... Just wondering, am I technically a "bovine"? I don't want to get into the habit of cannibalization or whatever...>Write-in
>>1485897>Yeah, we eat a ton of it. It's pretty much a staple.>Cattle is an industry back home.
>>1485897>Well, it's the beauty of Capitalism! If you can afford it, you can buy it!
"Yeah, we eat a ton of it. It's a staple industry... But really, that's the beauty of Capitalism! If you can afford it, you can buy it!""...Sound a bit better then here.""Hell yeah it does.""I heard you Americans are not well educated though. Is that true?"Actions>Well, I wasn't really educated... I lived on a farm for most of my life!>I erm... I like to think we're well educated if you have the money to pay for a good college.>I blame the commies.>I blame FDR for this.>Write-in
>>1485931why would he blame fdr ? can you explain that for me ?
>>1485936If I remember right he's the current president.
>>1485931>Write-inWe're as educated as we wanna be. We don't force people to go to college. most of us are just happy as long as we have work and can make a decent living.
"Well, I'm as educated as I want to be. We don't force people to go to college, and most of us are just happy so long as we have work and can make a living.""Huh... If I might ask, what exactly is it like in the states?""Warm. A lot more warm then here.""Really?""Well... I mean, I'm from Texas.""You erm... You don't sound like it.""...What, do you expect me to speak like a fucking cowboy or something? I mean, I kind of lost the accent after a while, mostly while training... Agency doesn't want you to have an accent or anything like that.""Oh. That explains the lack of an accent."Actions>...I can still do one, you know... (Come up with something to say in a Texan accent.)>...Anyways, got any more questions?>...You know, I guess you could say I'm a "cow boy" now...>...You know what? I think a Texan accent would be a lot damned better then this "proper" shit you know? I'm going to try and get back in the habit of that.>Write-in
>>1485969>...You know, I guess you could say I'm a "cow boy" now...>Try to laugh at own joke.>Fail.>Sad awkwardness achieved.
>>1485969>...You know, I guess you could say I'm a "cow boy" now...
"You know, I guess you can say I'm a cowboy now!"You laugh at your own joke, and she smiles a bit."I mean, I guess you can say that...""I am saying that!""Yeah... So... What's the plan exactly?""Plan?""I mean, I don't exactly know what to do now, since your up again... And if there was a plan briefing I think I missed it."Actions>Well, the plan is that we're escaping to Poland..>...Well, I was going to call the CIA to check in...>...I was just thinking about staying here for a while... With you.>Well, we're toppling this communist regime from here!>Write-in
>>1485988>Write-inIf I'm being honest I don't have much of a plan since I got captured. This has been an extreme case of winging it.>Well, guess the plan is that we're escaping to Poland..
"Well, if I'm being honest, I don't have much of a plan since I got captured... This is a pretty extreme case of winging it, and I guess that we're going to try and get to Poland.""Oh... Why?""It's on the border."'So we're escaping the country?""I suppose you can say that.""...I would think the Soviets would be more determined to catch you, judging from the fact your extremely strong, a spy, and have probably killed a few people along with probably having classified documents... Oh, and that syringe of virus food your carrying around."Actions>I'm surprised that they haven't tried anything yet...>...If they try anything, I will crush them. My muscles don't lie either...>...I'm not going to complain doc, but... This is honestly really cool.>...Well, they're get a first-hand taste of how freedom tastes once my fist is inside their skull...>...Let's talk about something else...>Write-in
Anyone else wants to vote?
>>1486007let's talk about something else
>>1486007>>...I'm not going to complain doc, but... This is honestly really cool.
Back anons."Not complaining doc... But honestly this is really cool. Muscle, horns... Reminds me of my family's cows back home! Well, certainly more attractive though.""You were born on a farm?""Ranch, technically... Dad was off the boat and was a Scottish Catholic... Mom was also off the boat and was a German Evangelical... Dad met mom at Ellis Island, you know how it is. They got married after two years in New York... He was just a factory worker wanting a farm to himself... Mom wanted to get to a land of opportunity and didn't want part in any war...""You know a lot about your family.""Well, I mean, I'm named after my dad, you know. Douglas... Anyways, what about you?""I erm... My father was a professor at Moscow... He taught at one of the universities, a very big fan of history and mathematics and genetics... He kind of got me hooked.""So being a nerd runs in the family?""I guess you can say that. He died during the revolution... My mom tried to raise me. I got to go to college... I graduated top of my class... I erm... I live with my mom.""Really? A top-of-the-line geneticist living with her parent?""...I'm not going to leave her out in the cold after what she's gone through for me. I hope she's alright..." She seems quite worried.Actions>I'm sure she'll be proud of you for taking destiny into your hands! It's the American way after all!>Well, I hope she's alright too.>What was your mom like anyways?>...Well, if it makes you feel better my brothers and sisters probably have a factory job while you got a cushy lab job.>...Hey, come on. You got this far.>...Why are you worried? The state's probably taking care of her or something.>Hug her?>Write-in
>>1486167>>I'm sure she'll be proud of you for taking destiny into your hands! It's the American way after all!
>>1486167>Well, I hope she's alright too.>...Well, if it makes you feel better my brothers and sisters probably have a factory job while you got a cushy lab job.
"Hey, I'm sure she's alright too... Hell, she's probably even proud! Now, if it makes you feel better, my brothers and sisters probably got factory jobs while you got a cushy lab job working on me.""...It's not all that cushy. I have to file reports, cycle through analysis document reports... Make sure your alright, measure... It's a lot more work then a factory job!""...I erm... Right.""...But really? You've never gone to a place of higher education?""....I went to high school... I joined the football team... Got mostly C's in all my classes... Had to take summer school once in a while.""...Oh.""...Though I did pass the police academy with flying colors.""You were a police officer?""Too many rules... I erm... I grew up watching TV... My family managed to get one from the scrapyard and fixed it... I kind of always wanted to be a cop or a detective, you know?""Oh...""...Anyways... I got assigned to the Secret Service after a few years... Then I got field duty. I kind of miss being a cop...""...I erm... You don't exactly remind me of what a police official is.""Yeah...""...So anyways... What do you like to do?""...What do I like to do?""Yeah... I erm... Hobbies. I'm kind of curious."Actions>...Come up with some hobbies you like to do?>...I love to cook honestly... I erm... It's unmanly but fun.>...I erm... Honestly, time on the farm kind of left little time for hobbies...>...I kind of am a bit of a gun nut... Just a little.>...I'd rather not say.>Well, what's yours?>Write-in
>>1486211>...I erm... Honestly, time on the farm kind of left little time for hobbies...>Well, what's yours?
>>1486211guns and cooking meat
"Eh... Time on the ranch left little time for hobbies... Though I fucking love cooking meat, and guns. Those are great.""I don't get why you Americans enjoy that.""...Well, why don't you? What do you do?""I erm... Well, I play chess, read books... Oh, and also astrology, it's really a fascinating field...""Oh... So stuff about "sagitarious is comptiable with whatever...""Hey, that's just wrong... I like finding new planets, that sort of thing. Imagine, a world like ours but with all sorts of things on it...""...Oh. Right... That's interesting.""...I erm... My last telescope broke though, I normally would be trying to get a new one.""Oh.""...That doesn't really matter now though. I erm... I guess I left that stuff behind. Including my chess set and books."Actions>...Hey, if you like that stuff... Why don't I try to get you that? It could be fun.>...Oh god, don't tell me your one of those fucking girls who looks at those sci-fi comics and wet themselves...>...I erh... I think we should get some sleep...>...Why do you like all this nerdy stuff?>Seriously though, I can cook you one of the best steaks you'll ever eat if I was given some herbs and shit...>Are you kidding? Guns are fucking awesome.>Write-in
>>1486506>...Hey, if you like that stuff... Why don't I try to get you that? It could be fun.It's gonna suck when Doug transitions into a Herbivore
>>1486506>...Hey, if you like that stuff... Why don't I try to get you that? It could be fun.and of course, because it's part of our American culture.>Are you kidding? Guns are fucking awesome.
"Hey, if you like that stuff... Why don't I try to get you that? It could be fun. But seriously, your joking, right? Guns are fucking awesome. Have you ever used one before?""I erm... No? I don't really want to.""Why?""...Guns are a bit... Intimidating. I'm not crazy about guns honestly."Actions>Try to educate her on how awesome guns are.>Fair enough. She's not interested...>I'm going to turn you into a cowgirl yet! I mean, well... Not literally!>...That's it. Get your guns out and take her training. She needs to know how awesome they are.>Write-in
>>1486755>Fair enough. She's not interested...
>>1486755>teach hermight be useful for her later
Rolled 1 (1d2)Rolling.1=Teach her.2=Fair enough, she's not interested.
Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.+2 if you can try to find a way to make it interesting to her.+2 if you can talk about how AWESOME guns are.+1 if you can show off YOUR guns!
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1486991
>>1487008you mother fucker.
>>1487015Hi, if it was up to me we would'nt be doing this and shooting ourselves in the foot
Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1486991"You enjoy science? Well guns are one of the simplest applications of science: chemistry propels it, physics guides it and biology gets hit by it."
Rolled 1 (1d2)Well... Critical Failure.Ignore my roll.
You of course try to teach her how to use a proper firearm.This ends badly.Her first act with a rifle is to accidently shoot you after trying to turn the safety off (and struggling)Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well you can take a rifle shot.+2 if you can find a place to properly absorb the damage!+1 if you can make fun of her for accidently shooting you...+1 if you can think about what the fuck you'll do to that goddamned vet if he comes back again...
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1487845Hopefully it was just a grazing shot
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1487845Shot in the shoulder. Our shoulder muscles will absorb the bullet.
Rolled 9 (1d20)she kills us.+2 Horn.+1 "heh heh, I know your eager to start working her, but you can't just go and start fingering. take your time, safety off, don't need to grab her there just yet. besides, I'd rather not see that vet again."+1 (i'd probably make him target practice.)
10+8=18You take the the bullet... Decently. It just hits you in the arms and hurts like a bitch, but you'll hopefully be fine.You decide to hold off the training for a bit... She kind of gives up in using them too."...I erm... I don't exactly like your hobbies too much.""Yeah... I erm... Thanks for shooting me.""...I mean, yeah... Sorry. I don't know ho-""It's fine, ok? Don't worry about it.""You are... Quite casual towards being shot.""I'm a walking pile of muscle! One bullet isn't going to do me in.""...That's kind of what killed Achilles.""Achillewho now?""...It's a greek myth.""It can kiss my cow ass. Anyways... What else did you want to do?""I was... I'm note sure.""Yeah, me too..."You kind of sit awkwardly."....So erm... Are you feeling any different?""Nah. Well, more muscular... Yeah.""You have more muscle?""Yeah... A lot in my legs. Wanna see?""...No offense, but you practically are at this point only wearing a pair of shorts. You lack any clothing besides that."Actions>Yeah, well clothes can go fuck themselves. What was the last time they've done anytihng for me?>...I think you like it, looking at my fuzzy abs. You can touch, you know.>Clothes are for suckers...>...If I had money, It'd try to buy some more clothes, if only so I didn't look like a hobo.>Really? Well, where the hell am I supposed to find a "XL Minotaur" shirt or some shit?>...Hey, Dominika? Care if I tell you how I feel besides having the tons of muscles? Just wondering what you think from a doctor's perspective...>Write-in
>>1488251>...I think you like it, looking at my fuzzy abs. You can touch, you know.
"I think you like it, looking at my fuzzy abs... You can touch you know.""I erm... Well, I'm curious from a scientific point...""Sure you are..."Actions>...Maybe you should do something a bit romantic... Like a kiss or a hug or something.>...Touch them. I dare you.>...You know, maybe we should become something closer... Like boyfriend, girlfriend...>So erm... Why don't you sleep with me? You pretty much leave me out in the cold in the barn by myself. I get lonely you know...>...Seriously though, I'm probably as strong as a tank or something. How much do you think I can lift? Probably a shitload.>Write-in
>>1488310>...Touch them. I dare you.
"Touch them. I dare you.""I erm... Alright..."She slightly touches your abs, a bit nervous...Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how impressed you can make her...+3 if you can show off quite a bit...+2 if you can mention how soft and comfortable you are...+2 if you can also flirt and otherwise boast about how much you can lift...+1 if you can mention how you probably aren't even close to being done, and be quite excited... (+1 if you can forecast what it'll be like in the future.)
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1488448
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1488448Smooth set to maximum
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1488448flex our pecksmy abs can be soft and comfortable like a pillow, think of all the things can lift with this body of muscle,this is only the beginning I'm going to be like truck sized stongman by the end of this
15+12=27You flex mightly, and mention how you'll probably be like a truck-sized strongman and how soft and comfotrable you are...She can't help but be extremely impressed as she rubs your chest, and you flex as hard as you can."I erm... I never met someone with muscles like this.""Really? Well, sounds like you hang out with a bunch of losers.""...I mean... Not losers...""Yeah, losers.""...I'm surprised that the mad cow virus actually led to this... Or how your nervous system hasn't shut down or your cerebal corte-""What the fuck are you saying?""I'm just surprised you aren't brain-dead...""Eh.""Well, I mean, I suppose that's good.""Yeah...""...And just saying, I wouldn't exactly worry about this spreading at all. The only way it could is if you were butchered or something and someone ate a part of you which held brain or spinal cord matter..."Actions>...Gross. I don't even want to think about it like that...>So erm... If it's caused my severe flexing abilities and MUSCLE... Do you think the transmission could of changed or something?>...Fuck yeah, so your saying that basically I'm the only one with this?>...Well, luckily I'm no fucking cattle to be slaughtered and eaten. I'm a living thinking human being!>Write-in
>>1488563>So erm... If it's caused my severe flexing abilities and MUSCLE... Do you think the transmission could of changed or something?
"So erm... If it's caused my severe flexing abilities and MUSCLE... Do you think the transmission could of changed or something?"She seems surprised."I erm... I haven't really thought of it.""Yeah...""...I mean, well I doubt it's airborne... I probably would be feeling different...""Oh... So right now I can be carrying a disease that can really mess with other people?""...I'd say so... I think it might be the same."Actions>...Shit... I hope I didn't infect you.>...I erhm... I think we're alright, really.>This is kind of cool.>...Well um... I guess we'll find out at some point.>Write-in
>>1488609>Write-in: So, this isn't in my bloodstream right, or uh. . any of my 'cough' other bodily fluids?
>...Shit... I hope I didn't infect you.maybe we should get some laboratory supplies to see how it spreads right now me walking around with this disease when we don't know how it spreads is like walking with a ticking time bomb
"Shit... I hope I didn't infect you. This isn't in my bloodstream, right? Or any of my erm... Other bodily fluids?""It might be... I'm not sure. It's likely staying in your brain and spinal cord though.""...Shit, so I basically have a ticking time bomb.""...Yeah... I erm... Sorry... If you want, I can try to diagnose a bit.""Really? Could it infect you?""Well... In theory..."Actions>I don't want to risk it...>How exactly are you going to diagnose me?>Sure... Might as well figure this out.>Write-in
>How exactly are you going to diagnose me?>>1488695
>>1488695>How exactly are you going to diagnose me?
"How exactly are you going to diagnose me?""Well... I think I have enough to buy a microscope and other things... It'll cost the rest of our money though."Actions>Go through with it. (Cost: 50$)>Don't... You don't want her to get infected.>Write-in
>>1488738>Go through with it. (Cost: 50$)we're not going to end up with the ability to mass infect people again are we? cause that's part of the cause of the faggotry we had last time.
>>1488738>Write-inI'll get some more money first so we can do this as safely as possible
>>1488758No. It'll be very hard to do.
If anons want I can combine it.
Me? Autistic?Nah.Thanks for noticing, I'm dying of heat stroke.Anyways, you decide to get money first...Actions>Try to call the secret service to see if they can get money to you...>Maybe you can do a contract?>...Maybe you can do an odd job or something...>What's better then stealing from some fucking commies? Maybe there's some store or something you can rob. It'd be like a western... But with less bad accents and more giant cow men.>Write-in
>>1488992>Maybe you can do a contract?
You decide to do a contract...A Second-Hand DealApparently some Russian drug dealer double-crossed some member of the Russian Mob, and the Mob's put a price of 200$ American dollars out on him. He's ratting out the Mob at the police station, and is under guard.Risk: ModerateThe Russian Mob will hear about you.Underground MarketSome Ukranian farmer still growing produce is trying to sell his food to Moscow for money. Whoever can deliver the food without getting caught will get 150$ dollars...Risk: LowActions>Search for more... Violent contracts.>Take a contract?>Eh. Nevermind.>Write-in
>>1489162>Take a contract?Market
>>1488758What the hell happened?>>1489162>Find another job
>>1489324players started infecting as many people as possible, infected a small number of women to take as a bride and as a pet, as well as tried to do some extremely edgy shit like make their "pet" into a cannibal.
Market it is.Do you want to be Douglas or Dominika?>Douglas.>Dominika.
>>1489500>DominikaI don't think we should be walking around in public as much as possible we stand out way to muchalso will we be able to change to a normal shape at some time or do werecreatures not work like that in this setting ?
It might work like that in the future once anons get to that point.Dominika begins to smuggle food...Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how well Dominika can smuggle food.+1 if she can think why the hell she's risking infection by being around Douglas... (+1 if she can worry if he'd become a menace if she left him alone!)
Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1490064well atleast she will get bigger breast as a cow wont she he also seems like a hot headed guy that will surely cause a catastrophe when left alone
Allowing samefagging if she can worry about infection.
Do you want to go again or should I just continue?.
Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1490090well she will probably never have a chance at opbserving a live test subject agaion
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1490064
18+7=25Dominika smuggles quite a bit of food thanks to her security credentials, and eventually comes back home with a nice 150$. It was rather easy...She buys enough stuff to work in as much safety as she can...Douglas has to get restrained and Dominika uses a syringe to test a blood sample from him... He's very agitated.Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.+2 if Douglas can try to not get angry or hot-headed or aggressive.+2 if he can let out his aggression by insulting or threatening things/people he doesn't like...
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1490103
19+3=22It doesn't take her too long to find out.Apparently it can be transmited via blood... SO anyone who in theory what drinks your blood could be infected.She seems fine though..Actions>Go back to Stojan!>Remain Douglas!Be back soon anons!
Going back to Stojan it is.But first, decide mutation.>Your back. (2 point. Large Strength Increase. Severe increase in weight.)>Your chest. (1 point invested, moderate strength increase. Shirts kind of have to roll to fit you.)>Your hands. (1 Point invested Very firm grip! Small strength bonus.)> Your eyes.> Your head. (1 point invested into. Stronger head, and tiny horns.)> Your ears.> Your lungs.>Your heart (1 point invested.)>Your stomach>Your skin (1 point invested. Small resistance to cold)> Your legs. (2 point invested. Minor strength gain. Can jump higher and fall further.)>Your horns> Your arms. (2 point invested. Moderate strength increase. Lower recoil with firearms and allows two-handed dual-wielding.)> Your feet. (1 point invested. Hooves allow for longer running and for very devestating "stomp" attacks on people you don't like.)
Anyone else anons?
Douglas's lungs can now support his body and he finds it much easier to breath.Meanwhile, as Stojan...You've finally found that the fucking Colonel is on the move again, and this time on horseback. He's a bit wounded from your last encounter, and seems to be traveling to a professional medical center...You of course, have him lined up in your sighs as he leaves the barracks... He has his personal guard following him while you aim in the tree line...Actions>Take the shot!>Wait for him to leave the camp and THEN strike!>Wait for him to leave out on the country road and then strike...>Hold off!>Write-in
>>1490232can we get our squad and ambush him on the country road ?
>>1490232>Take the shot!Dead reds.
>>1490238If you do that, it's likely you'll lose his position and not know where he's going.
>>1490245well seconding this then
You decide to take the shot!Roll me a 1d20+3 anons!
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1490285
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1490285
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1490285
>>1490371you just had to come and make it worse
You fire, your shot merely hitting his hat and knocking it off his horse.He insticutively pulls out his revolver, and fires at you. Somehow, the bullet hits you.Roll me a 1d20+2 to resist damage.
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1490403
>>1490464well the 4th roll under 9 in a row
Well, I'm being nice and allowing two more rolls.
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1490491alright trying on reroll and its my last roll if it under 10 again
Rolled 2 (1d6)Holy shit.Critical Failure.Ignore my roll.
He fires a shot straight into your left leg, and you fall to the ground in severe pain...You can no longer move your left leg!You of course, try to crawl to safety...Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.+3 if you can think of a proper place to hide in for a forest.+1 if you can really, really hate this fucking guy.
>>1490512ENTER BERSERK RAGE. RIP HIS GUTS.
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1490512FORTUITOUS AND LUCKIUS!!! I SUMMON THEE. DIVE GODS GUIDE MY ROLL
>>1490547holy shit at this rate we are one deadmotherfuckerbest to try and hide in some brushes or somethingand also fuck this guy hes one tough motherfucker
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1490512Into the bushes we go
how do you fuck this up that badly?
>>1490637STOJAN WILL LIVE. RUSSIAN WEREWOLF IS STRONK
16+3=19You manage to flee and survive, though your leg is very injured, you cannot stand on it anymore until it heals.Actions>Flee back to Warsaw.>Continue to try and hunt this guy down...>Write-in
>>1491061>Continue to try and hunt this guy down...
>>1491061HUNT HIM TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH.
Anons, this is a bad idea. I recommend you build up before doing this.
Waiting for one more vote.
You decide to fall back to Warsaw.Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.+2 if you can find a way to move faster with one leg out of action.+1 if you can try to find a way to prevent infection.
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1491588
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1491588
Anons want to do bonuses?
Rolled 1 (1d20)Back.10+4=14You get back to Warsaw quite injured, dirty, and not really looking the best.You of course head back to the bed and breakfast place you've been staying at to get some sleep. At seeing your rather poor condition, your proprietor tells you to take a bath and offers to wrap you up in bandages. However, once he finds out you can't exactly walk right now, he helps you to the bedroom..."Jesus, you weigh like a brick...""...Yeah... Sorry.""...It is fine... Just surprising."He takes you back, and looks you over...Ignore my roll.
"...Is there something wrong with your skin?""I erm, a little, I suppose.""You should see a priest and a doctor about that, then. You are... Hm. You sort of remind me of those old tales of werewolves."He seems very suspicious of you, given the lighting, and seems to be noticing the fangs and ears..."...I can scarcely tell the difference, in fact... Do you have some strange condition I don't know about?"Actions>Tell him the truth. You slightly have a bit of a cause of the "rabies" virius. Kind of.>...I erm... No?>(Adorable) Does this face have something to hide? Look, I'm completely innocent here!>Write-in
>>1492821>Write-in"I blame the Soviets, for what they did to me during my time in one of their Penal departments...I'd prefer not to talk about it."
>>1492908This and add to it if I may?>"Werewolf, really? No real reason, but do you think you could tell me a few of those stories?"
"I blame the soviets for what they did to me during my time in one of their penal regiments... I'd prefer not to talk about it. But really? A werewolf?Would you care if you could tell me some of those stories?""...Nothing much beyond some catholic folktales, I'm afraid, but why would the soviets... Well, do this to you?"Actions>Joseph Stalin's probably going bald or something so they made him a wig from me, clearly. (Sarcastic).>I don't know?>Maybe they like dogs, I guess.>...I'm a bit afraid to answer that.>...I'm not telling you this.>Write-in
>>1494445>Write-in"Some experiment of theirs, supposedly a new vaccine but I think it had another use: to enhance the physical abilities of soldiers, at the cost of appearing like me."
"Some experiment of theirs. Supposed to be a new vaccine, but I think it had another use. To enhance the physical abilities of soldiers at the cost of appearing like me.""Oh... I see.""Yeah, it's not so bad though... A lot better than being in a penal regiment."He nods, his curiousity sated."I'll make sure to offer a prayer for you in the morning."He leaves and closes the door, and you get into bed to sleep...You fall asleep and wake up the next day. There's a knock on the door."Stojan? Someone is here to see you. Calling himself Ivan."You roll over, still tired...Actions>Yeah, yell to let Big Ivan in. He apparently wants to talk to you.>No, no... Get some sleep... You need it.>Find an excuse to not see Big Ivan?>Write-in/
>>1494532>Yeah, yell to let Big Ivan in. He apparently wants to talk to you.
"Sure! Let him in."It takes a bit, and that's when Big Ivan comes in. He opens the door..."Stojan! I heard you were back!""Yeah... I am.""Right, so how's The Bear doing? Eh? I haven't seen you for a bit!""I'm fine, thanks.""Yeah... So, Stojan, remember that thing you asked me to look into? If there was anyone like you?""Yeah? What did you find out?""Eh... Something interesting..."Roll me a 1d20+1 to see how much you learn...+1 for expressing an opinion on that "bull guy" and what he's been doing.+1 if you can express your opinion on what's happening to you.
>>1494624well thats very interesting unfortunately i got fucking blasted by that asshole of an officerwe should also try toi get in contact with that guy despite him being a loose cannon
>>1494629Anon, do you want to roll?
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1494650damn i knew i forgot something
18+1=19You learn quite a bit about Douglas, apparently a spy for America, turning into a bull or something, and is very aggressive and protective of his slighlty kidnapped girlfriend, alongside being a bit of an addict to something... Alcohol...He's also headed to Poland... Huh.Actions>Ask Ivan to look for anyone else who might of been changed like you and Douglas? (Introduce a third character.)>...He sounds interesting. Maybe you should intercept and meet up with him.>...He's nothing of concern right now. Just ignore him.>Write-in
>>1494712>...He sounds interesting. Maybe you should intercept and meet up with him.>Ask Ivan to look for anyone else who might of been changed like you and Douglas? (Introduce a third character.)now I really want to add a nip or a german to the mix. probably the Nip first. . . what would an Italian turn into?
>>1494726Italian would be a lion, I'd suppose.Waiting for more votes.
>>1494712>...He sounds interesting. Maybe you should intercept and meet up with him.>Ask Ivan to look for anyone else who might of been changed like you and Douglas? (Introduce a third character.)I imagine most Europeans turning into Werewolves with deviations into werelions or werebears
You decide to look up and intercept him...You also ask Ivan to look for more people.What do anons want?>A minor character. (A little playable time.)>Major character. (Equivalent of Stojan and Douglas)
>>1495041>Major character. (Equivalent of Stojan and Douglas)
Major character it is.So, what nationality?>Japanese.>British>Italian>German
Rolling here in 10 more minutes unless anons can decide.
Nip! Let's make a Were Axis that includes non-soviet Russia and America
Alright...British=Werelion, or alternatively Werewolf if you want.Japanese=Were-fox or a werewolf.Italian=Werelion or alternatively a werewolf.
>>1495626Still sticking to Italian
Rolled 1 (1d3)Rolling.1=British.2=Japanese3=Italian
British it is.Anons want to be a classic werewolf or werelion?>Werewolf.>Werelion.
>>1495682>Werewolf.If the Italians get werelion we can bring back the Roman empire.
>>1495682>Werewolf.Keep the W in WRQ. Werewolf Reich Quest not Furry diversity quest.
Just wondering what anons want to do.Anyways, since I'm way too fucking tired, british werewolf it is tommorow I guess. Normal Douglas and Stojan for now.Ivan nods."...Anyways, did you hear about the attack on the penal regiment? Someone slaughtered the officers..."Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how "famous" your attack is.
>>1495704Nothing wrong with diversity. It's when you try and force it to meld for no other reason than my liberal Utopia and multiculti fee fees that you get an issue.
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1495723"How did you think I got my leg fucked up?"
Anyone else want to roll?
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1495723Is high good or bad?
>>1495741When your killing commies, you want word to get out.
Allowing a samefag if you can slightly boast about it.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>Yeah I killed some of those godless bastards. They're a lot easier to kill when they don't expect it in their tents.
18+3=21Ivan seems impressed. Apparently word's gotten out and the Soviets are looking for dissenters now... They've also suspected that the Germans may even be helping them, judging from the rifle recovered in an assassination attempt...Roll me a 1d20 to see how Germany takes this. Low is bad, high is good.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1495857
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1495857
18Ivan tells you Germany was apparently interested in this... They may be looking for you in the future.Anyways, you decide to intercept this Douglas guy...He seems to be staying at somesort of cabin.Actions>Try to stop him on the road...>Take a field trip to find him.>...He'll come to you in time. (Switch PoV's to Douglas)>...Maybe you should send him a letter? It'll be rather hard though.>Decide against it...>Write-in
>>1497024>...He'll come to you in time. (Switch PoV's to Douglas)
Hey, quick question anons... Do you guys like Douglas more than Stojan?Just wondering.Anyways, give me fifteen minutes.
>>1497385A little bit yeah. I've already experienced an adventure with a werewolf named Stojan and Douglas is new. I especially get the feeling that major edgefags are still lurking here and can perverse Stojan and this quest all over again. yifffags as well.
>>1497471Yeah, I don't think I'm going to do anymore characters...Meanwhile, as Douglas...You roll around on the hay. You can barely get sleep, and it isn't exactly comfortable to sleep on the floor...You get up, and scratch your back... You know what would really hit the spot?Hamburgers.Anyways, you get up and poke your head outside... You know, the secret service is probably expecting a report...Actions>Call and send a report to the secret service!>Don't... You'd rather lay low for the time...>Write-in
>>1497543>Don't... You'd rather lay low for the time...
>>1497563This. >Tfw you will never have a werenip, wereroman, and werenazi. All in one group.
Keep in mind, not reporting back will mean you'll be a "traitor"
You decide to lay low...You head back to bed.Roll me a 1d20+3 anons. This is to see if the Soviets track you during the night.+2 if Douglas can be very worried and try to hide the cottage and barn's position...
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1497704
>>1497711Want to samefag?
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1497733Okay
Third times the charm
Rolled 9 (1d20)Messed up the dice
>>1497385well i like both, but i wasnt around for the first werewolf questis the 3rd character scrapped then ?i wouldnt mind one more character, especiaqlly if its a girl, but more then 3 would get somewhat complicated i think