>>1437038>>1437039>>1437040>>1437041>>1437042>>1437043>>1437044>>1437045>>1437046>>1437047>>1437069>>1437060THE VOTES>Scissors getaway8 votes>Bully Tha Police6 votes>A: "Hey. Wanna see a magic trick?">DB: "Sure, think it'll impress the piIIII!!!">You rip open the air with your new tools of dimensional escape>The scissor blades sheer right through reality>A hole is open>A wide hole>One that leads to school>You grab your dirtbrother and leap inside>WHUMP!>You both land on the grass in a smelly heap>A similar thump gets your attention>One eye pops open>It's two inches away from someone else's eye>S: "Anon!?">Oh fug>You've made it to school>Out of a portal>Landing right in front of Star Butterfly and Marco>Star narrows her sparkling blue peepers at you yet again>That's when Dirt Brother pulls you up>DB: "Thanks kid."cont
>He starts shuffling off toward the Denny's>Fuck yeah, Denny's dumpster grub>Just before you return to your affairs however...>He turns>His eyes have become a milky white>DB: "Oh yeah...and don't forget. 1770 Wurther Street.">He's gone>S: "What the HEBBLE PEBBLE is this!?">Star mad>Confused too>Scared maybe?>Scarmafused>Scaramoused?>You're assaulted with the sounds of Scat spitting robots before you realize you're being yelled at>S: "Three days ago you were just some mean kid! Now you've got scissors?! You hang out with Hekapoo!? MARCO! He has MAGICAL VAGRANT FRIENDS! You said humans weren't magical!">Marco...>Looks like absolute shit>He's got a shiner>He's wearing a newspaper and smells like trash>He barely makes it up on his feet>M: "Buh..."CHOOSE>Sneak off while they argue (Dex)>Say nothing and listen (???)>Calm Star Down (Charisma)
>>1437137>>1437141Poor Marco, however let's leave him to it. Try and sneak away from them.
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437141>Calm Star Down (Charisma)Rollan
>>1437141>sneak off while they argue(dex)
>>1437141Oh fuck... let's back away slowly. Her vision is based on movement.
>>1437141>>Say nothing and listen (???)
>>1437141Say nothing and listen
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437141Calm down Star. We haven't spoken to her like we promised.
>>1437141Let's skeddadleSneak off while they agrue
>>1437141>Sneak off while they argue (Dex)
>>1437141>>Calm Star Down (Charisma)
>>1437141>Calm Star Down (Charisma)
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437141>>Calm Star Down (Charisma)Now hol' up there Missy.
>>1437141Changing my vote to calming star down
>>1437141>Sneak off while they argue (Dex)Let's get out of this mess before it gets any worse.
Don't roll yet it doesn't do anything unless Quest asks for rolls
>>1437184I realize this IMMEDIATELY after rolling a 20.
>>1437171> wasted crit
>>1437141shit, what'd they do to Marco?Let's sneak off while they argue.
>>1437171Like >>1437184 said, you're not supposed to roll until quest asks. You just waistef a perfectly good crit.
The Hour of counting is at hand!
>>1437141>Woah dude, what happen to you?
>Calm Star Down8 Votes>Sneak away9 Votes!>You know you promised to hash things out with Star>You do>It's just you have so many other things, people and places you'd rather be involved in>You've had your bad moments with her before...and Hekapoo's words ring in the back of your head as you consider your actions>H: "Avoid Her. She's a bad accident waiting to happen.">You used to always be the kid who played it safe>Guess that part of you isn't totally gone>You just walk away>On tip toes sure>With your backpack held aloft to avoid thumping>With your breath held in>While using Muscles for extra lift>Walking on one arm>Totally casual.jpegROLL DEXTERITY!d20 + 2!
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1437218RAWLING
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218VAMOS NENE
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218>inb4 we fail
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218Uh oh.
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218Welp lets not fuck it up
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpsdtJQ_2eULet's walk away slowly now.
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218h-here I go
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218rollan
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218Little sad we didn't get to HOL UP on her.
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218
>>1437250That's not me you dolt. I'm the one playing sick metal gear music and dodging the bullet.
Holy fuck these rolls. Can Anon literally just turn invisible?
>So many 20's>To run away like a biiiiiiiitch. A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
>>1437255You promiscuous rapscallion, I see through your inconceivably lie. You pinhead.
>>1437260>he wants to eat narwhal horns with his ass
>>1437236>>1437242>>1437244>>1437253>>1437244The Starfu clan cry out for their chosen girl,And the dice gods whisper backHAHAHAHA GET REKT FAGS
>>1437266Not even an AltStar, just don't like running from something that'll keep coming up.Goodness you don't even know how much I want to work out the Janna and Jackie thing with maybe Hekapoo coming over to have fun with them. Seems like she'd love bad movie night.
>>1437218Time to bounce, nigguh
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437273Sheeeit
>>1437272>I'm not an AltStar, I just love taking Narwhals up the assThere is a difference between being brave and being stupid, buddy.
>>1437266Rolled so many 20s that it made Quest disappear.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>1437218>>1437218>>1437218THE D10 OF FATE!Intermission is over
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437218rolling chikken
>>1437361>Anon is so dexterous that he completely slides out of reality.
>>1437363>>1437233not a great roll, but with all these >>1437266we might make it
>>1437367look at >>1437253
>>1437233Vad i helvete.>>1437367He posted another 20 twice, so we only got +8>>1437373It's the first 3 that counts
>>1437373Oh it's whatever one is highest? I thought it was the first d10 result.
>>1437377I thought it was anyone one that had that number at the end?
>>1437377No you're right. It's the first post ending in whatever Quest roll
14 isnt that bad
>>1437233Ganador!6+2!>>1437242+2!>>1437244+Yet more 2s!>>1437253>N-nande!?>6 total>+8>14 total...>You would have escaped>Clean like>If not for your new and greatest weakness>J: "Anon!">Friendscont
>>1437395>Jackie's spotted you>She slides up on her board and kicks it out from beneath her feet>Her kneepads look extra shiny today>She has a bandaid on her thigh and elbow>J: "Glad to see you made it one cross-section.">Marco and Star have gone quiet>You can feel their eyes on you>You are still doing a stealth-hand-stand on Muscles>Remember him?>Your arm?>The one with insatiable booty-lust?>He is awakened>Something changed while you were in Hekaworld>Your will seemed to smother him>Now you're looking at one of the girls you have some weird, unexplainable emotions toward>He is struggling to grasp gloryWhat do?
>>1437397"oh hey">carry on
>>1437397No, Muscles! STOP!
>>1437397Warn Jackie. Also, stand up straight you goob.Talk with Jackie in front of Star and Marco like it's no big deal.
>>1437397"Mornin'."Oh, and USE WILL TO KEEP MUSCLES DOWN
>>1437397"I can say the same about you. How are you after all that crap at the pier yesterday?"
>>1437397"So, how are you?"
>>1437397"What's hangin?" Maintain that handstand for dear life and unbullied booty.
>>1437397hey hows it going.>continue to handstand as if nothings wrong.>ALSO RESIST THE BOOTY.
>>1437397"Hey Jackie! Yeah, I managed to avoid being burnt alive, so don't worry about that. I'll see you after class, maybe?"Control Muscles, for god's sake.
>>1437397HOLD THE LINE MUSCLES> Grit teeth against Muscles bootylust"h-hey what's crackin"
>>1437397"Lets walk and talk. If I don't keep using Muscles here, he's probably gonna try swiping butts again"
>>1437397Muscles hasn't had booty in 8 months. He'll shatter poor Janna's rump if we don't tell him to knock it off.
>>1437410plus maintain handstand
>>1437397Let him have a pitty grabOur arm bro needs this, and I'm sure Jackie won't mind.
>>1437397Let's try to make Muscles at least NOT kill Jackie by breaking her butt.
>>1437419JACKIE YOU PLEBIAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1437397HOLD THE LINE!!!!!!!
>>1437397>"heyyyyy Jackie now's not a good time"(Down muscles. Later. I promise, kay?)
>>1437397Tell Jackie that Muscles is about to go wild
>>1437397"Oh hey Jackie would you look at the time! We better get to class! Its been great talking to you two!"
>>1437397"Hey, man."Do not let Muscles slap the ass.
>>1437397>Hey man remember the 12 steps. You're working up to your Blue Chip.
>>1437447>>1437447Slap her ass
>>1437397think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts
>>1437455Slap Star's assIf she makes a fuss, slap Marco's ass. Say it's the arm's fault.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>With overwhelming support to try and keep Muscles contained>You grit out a smile at Jackie>"What's uh...Crackin' Jacklin?">She grins>J: "Doing Pre study pushups, tiger?">Dammit she's mocking you>This only increases Muscles' lust for Gluteous Maximus>You start hopping on him to try and stifle his worm-like twitches>A: "You know it! Gotta get this bad mama-jam ready for Friday!">Jackie raises a blonde brow at you>J: "Are you... -on- the football team?">A: "No. Nor would I ever be. Justin asked me to help out for the big game tho and well...">As you hop, you draw Jackie with you toward the school>A: "You know me! Gotta be there for the bros.">J: "Bros? You have bros -and- burn your house down with memes?">A: "I'd burn you down.">J: "Kinky.">You nearly fall off of your own wrist>Muscles snaps like a whip>Janna notices the commotion from her locker>Some poor kid gets snatched by your mighty limb>Rammed into a locker>Muscles spanks them to fit inside>Janna has joined you>JA: "Kinky.">In the background you see Star hurling some shrimpy blonde kid into the school fountain>Marco is staring at you as Muscles' contortions drag your little party toward your first class>Math>Muscles makes his move!https://youtu.be/PBPrvuHGcW0ROLL WILL!d20 + 8!
Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463Rollan
Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463
Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463Muscles no!
Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463
Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463Here goes nothing...
Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463Oh god no
Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463Muscles quit bein a bully!
Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463rollan
Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463MUSCLES YOU SON OF A BITCH
Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463
Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463Eh
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463FUCKING HOLD
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463>>1437466AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWARN JACKIE AND JANNA!
Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463
Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463MUSCULOS NO
>>1437471The savior has arrived!
>>1437463Please Muscles. Just don't KILL them.
Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463NONONONO
Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437488FUCK AM I RETARDED OR SOMETHING!?
>>1437487I think Quest just forgot to remove the dice, though it WOULD make it quicker if he rolled the dice in the post where we roll.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1437463"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" At this moment anon realized, he fucked up
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463
Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1437463You cannot stop me.
We need to make this up for muscle he hasn't grabbed ass for so long guy is getting antsy
>>1437463Could we turn around what with Star attacking someone else? It shares a similarity to something that happened to us before that started this whole transformation.
>>1437511I'm supporting this
>>1437471>>1437471>Muscles Yeh->Oh>26 total>Muscles No>You have to play this off>You flip onto your back>Muscles grabs the ceiling and yanks you both through it>As you're flying the sky he stretches further than you ever thought possible>BRRRACK!>Distant screams fill the air as you witness the fucking plane he ass-slapped crash out of the heavens>They're stable...ish>Might make it to the airport>Muscles returns to you, unsatisfied>Still, you manage to use him to break your fall>Jackie and Janna are both just standing there as you come down>A little awestruck>Jackie is, at least>Janna...>JA: "I'm dating this thing.">She has grabbed Muscles by the wrist>He looks smug and happy to be appreciated>Jackie plays it off well>J: "I gotta get to class, guys. Cya!">She runs off, stashing her board in her locker on the way out>Janna hasn't released your arm>Justin approaches from Math class>JU: "Hey, Nondo wassup? Oh.">He's noticed Janna>Janna does not give a single care>She's up on your elbow with her face>Muscles checks out Justin's ass>Nolegs>He doesn't care eitherWhat do?
>>1437511You know what? Yeah, this.
>>1437520Walk up to star and call her out for messing wit ha random blonde dude
>>1437520GODDAMIT MUSCLES, IF YOU WANT AN ASS TO SLAP, FINESLAP JANNA'SI SERIOUSLY DOUBT SHE CARES ANYMORE
>>1437520>"You want to date Muscles Janna? First step is letting him slap your butt!"
>>1437520>Mouth help>get into the class and start the day.
>>1437520let Muscles have a tiny Janna butt slap.Then, talk with Justin. we can walk to class while we're doing so
>>1437520Lift Janna into the air so she can use Muscles as a chair then ask Justin what's up.
>>1437463>In the background you see Star hurling some shrimpy blonde kid into the school fountainWhy is Star attacking a student
>>1437520>Not much my fellow Broman, you? >So how exactly did you want me to help with the game?
>>1437520>"Ive lost control of my life..."
>>1437528we know a lot of people with J names...
>>1437520Go to class
>>1437525Janna is our buttslut
We need to go after Star for attacking another Human. For no good reason other than being mad too. Justin will understand. If Janna wants to date Muscles, she'll have to deal with booty grabbing.
>>1437520Dap Justin up and get more info on the Game we're gonna win for the school.
>>1437520Tell Justin we know jack shit about Football and we need to go over this after School.Get a +1 in STR for ganging out with the football jocks.Also, Tiny Janna buttslap.
>>1437546Another vote for this
>>1437546Seems like a good idea. Supporting!
>>1437520>inb4 Janna's ass gets shattered.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1437546rolling for buttslap force
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1437572BUTT SLAP FORCE!!!
>>1437546This, but "Tiny" butt slap? Fuck that. SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BOOTY!
>Your eyes scream help me>Your arm screams boo-tee>You're sweating>Knees weak>Wish you had some spaghetti>Mom really can't cook eggs>You fistbump Justin like everything's cool>You release Muscles, saying he can have at it if they're willing/suicidal like Janna cont
>>1437585>Incoming butthurt but happy Janna.
>>1437585>He's still only for a second before...>WHACK!>sslhhhhllurUURRRRRRP!https://youtu.be/yjnxGSEY8-8>Janna is sitting on your arm now>Which has morphed into some kind of floating meat-chair>Her eyes are the size of dinner plates>You have no idea where Muscles' hand is or what he's doing to her but...>Oh>Oh god now you're feelin it>This is not ok>Janna is deflating into a mumbly, blushy mess>You've never seen her embarassed before>Somehow Justin is able to hold half a conversation, constantly glancing over at the squirming teen on your arm's lap>JU: "Uh...you ok?">JA: "SASSA-frass...Mm! Yep! Great Ohhhhohoho better than great!">This is probably the lewdest thing you've ever done>...and you're not even doing it>Tendy lord to the end...cont
>>1437589>You manage to ask Justin about the game>He explains that all you need to do is play defense>Keeping the other team off him long enough to get his passes in>Not bad>A good strategy even>Justin eventually can't take the obvious PDA>JU: "Jeeze, Anon you're almost as bad as Brad.">A: "Brad?">JU: "Yeah. Sir Braddick the Poonslayer. He's the kicker. You and him should trade lady crushing tips sometime.">As he walks off you can tell how much wonton sexualish acts push him away>Is Justin a pure boy?>Weird>You are Anon>You are late for class and are alone with JANNAWhat do?
>>1437593GO TO CLASS
>>1437593Walk to class while giving Janna a ride. Fuck if we're going to stop Muscles right now. He's gone eight months without slapping ass.
>>1437593class time also, wash your hands
>>1437589>>1437593MUSCLES NOANON'S ONLY 14 FOR GOD'S SAKE, WE ALLOWED ONLY A BUTT SLAPA BUTT SLAP!Eh, I don't really care. Let's head to class.
>>1437593That's quite enough, at least for now.Let's go to class before anything goes wrong.
>>1437593CLASS NIGGA ANONJANNAIN CLASS RIGHT NOW
>>1437593GO TO CLASSFIND PEOPLE TO BULLY
>>1437593Wash your hands. Go to class.
>>1437593Uh, I need to get to class... You n Muscles can continue this some other time.
>>1437593poor justin.go to class and reel in muscles.
>>1437593Oh well>give the smuggest grin known to man>Go to class
>>1437593>>1437603Seems about right. Really nervous and gushing Anon. But we must go to the classes for our learning! Anon has to get in a good college you know?
>>1437593Let's go to class. This is enough lewdness for one week.
>>1437593What class is it, math? Yeah anon and Janna don't give a fuck. Get into class, let Janna take her normal seat but stretch muscles so that he always remains connected with nirvana.Make a game of getting her to make funny noises in class but stay over the cloth.
Ah wait, is Janna in the class we go to? Go drop her off then go to the late class.
SESSION PAUSEA quick break for Lunch
>>1437593W-we should do lewd things.
>>1437640Like hide in the bathroom together for an hour lewd things or stealth touching and giggling in public lewd things?
>>1437647I was thinking handholding
>>1437593It's time to stop the PDAWe can ask Janna for a private buttslap session later.There are other matters we must address.
>>1437652>Degeneracy like handholding. Police should be knocking on this door any minute now.
>>1437647>>1437652All these suggestions are so lewd.... I'm up for them.
>>1437652W-woah l-lewdB-but okay
>>1437652Holy shit anon we only just got to the buttfondling phase slow down.
>>1437593Oh God.Mentally allow a buttslap to appease Muscles, then stop him and apologiize to Janna.Jackie route best route
Going to class while Holding handsDegenerates the lot of you, supporting!
YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK JACKIE'S HEART YOU HORNS SHITHEADS
>>1437725YOU FRICKIN FRICKS! YOU RUINED THE STAR FANBASE!
>>1437652Man If she were wearing pants I'd say shove our hand in a back pocket and walk to class but eh, hand holding is fine.On the way to the bathroom stall with the hole for heavy makouts in a dead world.
>>1437772>implying there ever was enough of a Star Fanbase for it to matter
>>1437767Not holding one of their hands each
LUNA WARS PART 2 PASTEBINhttps://pastebin.com/er231LwhPart 1:https://pastebin.com/8CvbeuaS Thoughts?
>>1437593>>1437593>Ew>Lewd>EWD!>You have to pry Janna off of Muscles>It's not so hard once you figure out how to get his fingers loose>You're back in control>A part of you wants to keep it that way>Janna can't walk straight>You support her while you rush to class>JA: "Anon...mmm I'm sorry I don't have a phone.">A: "What?">JA: "Jackie texts you all the time and sends me your memes on Headbook. I'd text you too but...damn I'm poor.">She's asleep>This Bitch is snuggling you>After all that crude lewdness>You push the door open to class>Everyone looks up from rolecall to stare>You're carrying a very sweaty Janna>Who you put down in a nearby desk>Then walk across the room>Arms straight>To wash your hands>???: "WOOOOOOOO! GO ANON!">Silence, whoever you are>You have no evidencecont
>>1437807>Mr. A: "Anon...">You turn slowly, drying the shame from your entire forearm>A: "Yes?">Your math teach, Mr. Anderson has lowered his glasses at you>The most expressive face you've ever seen him make>Mr. A: "Please sit down. I'll mark you as tardy...">He sighs for a solid minute>Mr. A: "Again."cont
>>1437809>As you sit you notice three people next to you>Sabrina, one of the cheerleaders that run with Brittney Wong>A passed out Football player (You can tell by the Letterman Jacket)>Some fat kid you think you've seen one ti->Oh>It's FergusonWhat do?
>>1437812APOLOGIZE TO FERGUSONDENY THE BULLYDENY THE PATH OF MUSCLES
>>1437812Pay attention to the lesson, of course. Our grades are terrible enough already.
>>1437812apologize to ferg
>>1437812Apologize to ferg
>>1437812>Apologize to Ferguson about earlier
>>1437812>Talk to Ferguson about the sportsball game
>>1437812It's time...... secret DEMON path time. Completely ignore Ferg and go to Sabrina.
>>1437812Smack that ass.
>>1437812Apologize to the Ferg. Flip off Brittney if she raises any shit.
>>1437812Yo Ferg, that shit last friday was whack and I'm sorry. Just going through some things you know?
>>1437812Apologize to Ferg.
>>1437812apologize to ferg, and then put attention to classes
>>1437824Changing to Demon path
>>1437812>>Sabrina, one of the cheerleaders that run with Brittney Wong>Sabrina, one of the cheerleaders that run with Brittney Wong>Sabrina, one of the cheerleaders that run with Brittney WongTALK TO HER NOOOOOW
>>1437824Demon Path forever
>>1437812Apologize to Ferguson
>>1437824You know what, I'll change to demon path as well.Ferg needs to step up if he wants an apology.
>>1437812apologize to the ferg.
DEMON PATH.FUCK THE NERDS.
>>1437812Kid needs to grow a backbone just not sure how to get that across to him
>>1437824WE ARE ALREADY A DEMON
>>1437850We do so with the DEMON path!
>>1437812APOLOGIZE NOW OR YOU'LL BE REMOVED
YOU FUCKSSabrina doesn't like bulliesIf you wanna be on her good side you have to apologize.
Five minutes remain...before the counting begins
Fuck you moralfags, Demon path is best path!
>>1437854So ignoring him is going to solve the problem? Sounds more likePussyboy path to me
>>1437812>Hey Ferguson. How does a man stop his arm from slapping the ass before him. At the sportsball on Friday I'm supposed to play and somehow keep this hand of mine from slapping everyone's shit.I ask you as a man, How does one avoid the temptation?
>>1437865What problem is there? All we're doing is not apologizing for putting him in his place. He needs to learn personal space!
>>1437812>Apologize to Ferg.It was the arm, not us.
>>1437865You don't shove your butt in someones face without expecting red cheeks.
THE VOTES WILL NOW BE COUNTEDTHE PATH WILL BE CHOSE!WILL YOU APOLOGIZE TO FERGUSONOR WILL YOU PURSUE THEM HOES!?Let's a go
>>1437812>apologize to Ferg
>>1437887>Using my screenshotSo much for dirty phone posting
>>1437812>>1437812>>1437812THE VOTES>Apologize17 votes>Demon Route of Ignoring Ferg for Sabrina10 votes>Other/class1 vote>You haven't even sit down before you approach Ferg>A: "Hey. Ferguson, right?">He leans back when you get close, not speaking>A: "Dude, I gotta apologize. The other day I was going through some stuff and just...well my arm has immense butt-lust. It's crazy. You shook your donk in my face and I'm not ready for that much intimacy without a warning first.">Mr. Anderson has stopped teaching to listen to this>A: "I don't expect you to just forgive me right away. I just also don't want it to seem like I don't give a shit. I used to get -way- harder by guys like Patrick and uh...some family members. Look, I'm sorry ok? Hope you uh...hope you stop freeballing in the Possum costume. Shit's nasty.">You sit>The class is a cemetary>Roll CHARISMA!d20 + 1!
Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903It was worth it.
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903FUCK
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1437903
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903Oh great, spaghetti time.
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903
Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903*finger guns*
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903Rolling.
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903I'm helping.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1437903Whats our cha stat again?
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>1437903The d10 of apologizization!
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903Rolling for inspirational speech and mascots around the world stop freeballing it.
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903ALLE VOY
Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1437903>>1437922its +2
Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903Let's see if I can fuck this up.
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903DICE!
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903
The dice giveth and the dice taketh away
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)
>>1437903>+1Don't we actually have +2?
https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzXCHA is +2, not +1.
wait dont we have a +2 for charisma?
>>1437903isn't charisma +2?
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1437903Ayyyy
>>1437913>>1437913The winner!>16 total>>1437909>>1437921+2 -2>>1437921-2>14 total>Nobody claps or jeers you>Nobody makes fun of you either>Ferg doesn't look totally convinced>He kind of just glares at you while looking like he might cry>Then stuffs his face into his arms>Sabrina makes eye contact with you though, she looks confused>Like even doing something like that wasn't in the realm of possibility>Mr. A: "Touching.">The class resumes>In the middle of it that sleeping Jock wakes up and tales some messy notes>You notice his number and name>Oshit>That's Brad>Braddick the Poonslayercont
>>1437960>You have no opportunities to ditch today but you have several options here in school>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)>The Jock (Save all energy until Gym. Then go ham) Possible Physical increaseChoices will resume at the end of school!
>>1437960Quest, cha is +2The roll is 15
>>1437963>>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
>>1437963>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)We need those grades, man.
>>1437963>>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)Talk to BradBecome true demonFate us shown us our hand and its time to play it
>>1437963>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>1437963Full on student for today.
>>1437963>The JockMight be good to bond with muscles
>>1437963>>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>1437963>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)Slaves are important to ones empire.>>1437968>>1437971>>1437975Fuckin' nerds.
>>1437963>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
>>1437966>>1437966The Middling result still stands as the DC for full success was higher than 15 but good catch.I'll be a little more mindful and thank you for having Anon's character sheet handy.
>>1437963>Full on StudentBecause goodness knows we need the grades. That and the Int.
>>1437963>>The Jock (Save all energy until Gym. Then go ham) Possible Physical increaseWe need those gains back, maybe ask Justin to hit the gym sometime.
>>1437960We have plus 2 charisma so>He rolled a 15 + 2>+2 -2>-215+2=1717-2=15We passed DCAlso maybe you should put what kind of + bonus we get every time we roll for something.
>>1437963>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)CHA is not a dump stat.
>>1437963>>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)Quit being a dum dum anon. I want to surprise our troll teacher when at the end of the year Anon has a solid B at least for his last report sheet.
>>1437991dc was 20 not 15.
>>1437999Oh, then I guess it doesn't matter thanks for clearing that up for me
>>1437960Either Brittany has a thing for the powerful sticking up for the common man or she likes the idea of us being a buttfiend.
>>1437963>>1437976Changing mine to student
>>1437963>>Full on Student
>>1438035Yeah , that bitch.
>>1437989>>1437963changing to student.
>>1438051No, Brittany is the bitch one.
>>1437963>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)Gotta get ourselves an education.
>>1437960Socialiteyou're welcome anonkin
>>1438056She's a bitch anon, not the in your face kind but the subby side character kind.
Tiempo de contar!!>The Socialite...9 votes>Full on Student9 votes...>We Have>A TIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEESPECIAL EVENTSPECIAL EVENTWriting now!
>>1438090Is every tie a special event?
>>1438090STUDY WITH FRIENDS or try to study but everyone keeps bothering us.
>>1438090WOOO raise ya hands!
>>1438101Two can play at that game.
>>1438090>Just watch me, guys.>I'll solve equations with my left hand>and make friends with the right>I'll take a potato chip...
>>1438132>Make friends with the rightWell, you could say we made VERY good friends with Janna with our right arm! Hehe!
>The day starts to blur by>You focus in on your studies>The spirit of your time with Hekapoo still lives>You don't see school as a chore anymore>It's just more training>You find new ways to get ahead>Realize how things are supposed to work in Anatomy surprisingly well>Ms. Skullnik actually smiles at you>Holy dicks>Ms. S: "Glad to see borrowing that book helped, ey kid?">Nice>Braddick vanished after second period with this one girl almost nobody talks to>Ingrid>She's one of Janna's friends, a German Goth exchange student>Nobody sees them until lunch>They come in together but sit at totally different tables>You're munching with the Bro-horde>Although it's more like grazing>Everyone's on that high-protein low carb shit>Except you>HaHA tendies>Braddick nearly destroys the table when he sits>B: "Sup.">Sups echo across the table while you all stuff your facescont
Ok, how about I put nothing in the comment field will that work?
>>1438137>That's when the image of Sabrina being dragged by claws into the woods spurts out of Brad's head>You almost deep throat a tendy>You stare, not sure how to approach this>That's when you hear the whip crack>You look up>Brittney is standing over you>Br: "Hey, Non.">She stuffs a piece of paper in your mouth>You hork, spitting it up on the table>It's an invitation>To Brittney's BirthdayWhat do?cont
>>14381464chan mods confirmed anti-anon.
>>1438146Well it changed the colour of your ID.
>>1438149accept the invitation of course
>>1438149DO YOU JUST LIKE SHOVING THINGS IN MY MOUTH!? Ask first, then I might be okay with it. FUCK.
>>1438149>>1438149Pardon the interruption, Questers. I'm changing my name to do a test.>The day starts to blur by>You focus in on your studies>The spirit of your time with Hekapoo still lives>You don't see school as a chore anymore>It's just more training>You find new ways to get ahead>Realize how things are supposed to work in Anatomy surprisingly well>Ms. Skullnik actually smiles at you>Holy dicks>Ms. S: "Glad to see borrowing that book helped, ey kid?">Nice>Braddick vanished after second period with this one girl almost nobody talks to>Ingrid>She's one of Janna's friends, a German Goth exchange student>Nobody sees them until lunch>They come in together but sit at totally different tables>You're munching with the Bro-horde>Although it's more like grazing>Everyone's on that high-protein low carb shit>Except you>HaHA tendies>Braddick nearly destroys the table when he sits>B: "Sup.">Sups echo across the table while you all stuff your faces>That's when the image of Sabrina being dragged by claws into the woods spurts out of Brad's head>You almost deep throat a tendy>You stare, not sure how to approach this>That's when you hear the whip crack>You look up>Brittney is standing over you>Br: "Hey, Non.">She stuffs a piece of paper in your mouth>You hork, spitting it up on the table>It's an invitation>To Brittney's BirthdayWhat do?
>>1438137>I'll take a chicken tendie...
>>1438149"Sweet. Can Janna and Jackie come?"Eat yo' tendies and eye Brad.
>>1438149Read Brad's mind.Shit aint fucking right.Accept the invitation. Tell Brittney she should at least take you to dinner first before shoving shit down your throat.
>>1438149Accept invitation, it could be fun
>>1438157>>1438157Something about my name was keeping me from posting and at certain lengths. Not sure what to do about this.Figure out your course of actions, Anons
>>1438157........ TIME!!! FOR!!! THE SECRET DEMON PATH! AHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!Take that fucking piece of paper and shove it right back into her mouth!
>>1438157>>That's when the image of Sabrina being dragged by claws into the woods spurts out of Brad's headWAIT WHAT
>>1438157Accept invitation, I think we will enjoy ourselves at her party.
>>1438149>>1438161Ask this while reading Brad's mind more. I smell bodysnatcher plot.
>>1438157Say Thanks.And read Brad's mind.
>>1438149Read her mind"Thanks sweetheart, But next time you wanna invite guests over how about you use your words yes."
>>1438174Nah nigga, read Brittney's mind
Read Brad's mind. Also say you'll go.
>>1438149Start wondering how the fuck you are going to afford a birthday gift good enough for the queen bitch.
After this we should walk past Sabrina and read her mind, we know she went to another part of the cafeteria. Try walking past her even if it's not to our class.
>>1438157Sure, let's go to the party. Sounds like it'll be fun. The gift might be a problem, however.
>>1438157Read Brad's mind, find out what the hek was going on with that Sabrina image. Also accept Invitation to cool kids party.
>>1438173I forgot we could read minds. Read that motherfuckers thought paste.
>>1438157>>1438167Nay. It is time for the SUPER SECRET SUPRA DEMON Path.>Commence spontaneous slaughter.
>>1438157>read Brad's mind
>>1438137DO THS>>1438162GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WITH SABRINA
>>1438195Now that's a bit too stupidly edgy, even for me.
>>1438204Why let a bit of edge get in the way of a good slaughter?
>>1438206I said stupid for a reason, genius. Even then, these kids aren't worth the slaughter. I wouldn't even get out of bed to try and kill one of them. Getchyo edge in check man.
>>1438206Simple slaughter is nice and all, but meaningful slaughter is best.We should only slaughter those who act like animals. Like Monsters.
Interrogate Brad about Brittney, why did he think of Brittney being dragged away in the woods
>>1438214Why let a bit of purpose and meaning get in the way of a good slaughter?
>>1438214>Gas the liggers now!!!
>>1438157Let's make a tiny undead to tail both Brad and Sabrina. They can report back to us every morning with their findings, or rush back to us in case of an emergency.
>>14382208KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILLISTHE FIRSTFOLDOFINFINITY
>>1438220>>1438249reach heaven through violence then
>>1438254That's the most reasonable thing I've heard all week.
>>1438254I mean.. I'm 90% sure we've got scissors that can skip that whole violence part and straight to heaven. I mean we've been to hell.
>>1438254We need a jersey.A red and green, 88 jersey.
>>1438270Heaven doesn't exist, there is only Iowa
In other news, in the Discord, an iowan anon got a date. Good shit man.
>>1438273Black and white 1488 Jesery with skulls
>>1438149Accept the invitation then read Brad's mind.
>>1438287>now he's freaking out because he's getting paranoid she mid have a dick.
>>1438306>>1438287KEEP THE DISCORD AUTISM TO DISCORD FUK
>>1438270Heaven has a toll that needs to be paid. Either with good deeds or bloodshed.
/qst/ mods are prunning Quest's posts for some autistic reason. So we are getting one last closing post for today.
>>1438287>>1438306Kill yourself, keep the discord shit IN discord
>>1438349Well shit.Those fuckers.
>You ignore Brittney>Focusing on the freaked out images pouring out of Brad's head>Lots of ass and titty>Some football>A fast car>Then a car with huge scary teeth>The car is eating women>Girls>You see flashes of sores and weeping wounds>You gag>Brittney has been glaring at you this whole time>You don't notice>You don't care>Something fucky is going on>A: "Hey.">You say out of nowhere>Brad snaps out of his own reverie to look at you>B: "Yah?">A: "Justin told me about you. You're Brad, right?">B: "Indeed, bropenhagen."cont
>>1438382>A: "Name's Anon. I was told you know how to get chicks. Care to swap notes?">B: "You know anything that I don't?">You smirk>A: "I know how to smack an ass so hard the girl gets a concussion and thanks me later.">J: "Can confirm!">God dammit Janna>Get out of the rafters>Brittney has snatched her invitation off the table>Uh oh>Br: "Nobody ignores me, weirdo! Chase tail with the hound dog if that's what you want. Enjoy obscurity, FUH-reek!">She stomps off>Sabrina stays behind>Just for a second>S: "Thanks for what you did. For Ferg. He's not ok about what happened but...you made him feel a little better.">She starts running after Brittney and the other cheerleaders>S: "See you at the game!">You are Anon>You disregard status>Aquire knowledge of bitches>You have no idea what's up with Brad>He grins up at you, moving his lock of curly hair from his eye>B: "Sick burn, dude...">Although you do intend to find out.SESSION ENDEpilouge post later tonightThanks for playing!
>>1438385Thanks for running Quest! Hope Mods stop being dicks!
>>1438385Thanks for running.
>>1438385Thank you for running today, man.
>>1438385>>Br: "Nobody ignores me, weirdo! Chase tail with the hound dog if that's what you want. Enjoy obscurity, FUH-reek!"See, I would normally say "pfft, fuck her. We gon crash her party" but we have more important things to do. Quite frankly even if we did keep the invitation I'd say let's ignore it.After all, we still need to save our Mommy.Side note, hope the bullshit's cleared up soon, Quest! Thanks for jogging.
>>1438385Right on.Thanks for running it's the first time I got to participate in this quest and it was fun.Have a good night and hopefully thing get better, technical wise, for ya.
>>1438408Blessings to you, friend
>>1438385This motherfucker has been watching too many horror movies.What an amazing trick, no one's EVER thought of going to scary movies to get girls to hang on to you. SUPER ORIGINAL BRUH.
All right.Star's aggro'd onto us. Better avoid it.We still need a gemstone and to condense the HOLEworld into a wandWe gotta find out how to read the book, or find someone who can.We have those quests for the armor and the crystal skull, I forget exact details.The Hobo mentioned 1770 Wurther Street. possible lead.We totally need to summon and control 2 tiny creatures, considering how damn free it is and how effective the cockroach was at covering our mistakes.We got a ball game later.Plus we gotta respawn mom, somehow.That's quite the list of things to do.What's a tiny creature that's useful? I was thinking one of the poisonous ones but poison production doesn't continue after death.Might be better to get some kind of spiderbro, and a cute flying insect such as a butterfly.
>>1438433Frogs. Frogs would be nice. Also, it's generally agreed that for the armor we're gonna research and hunt a swamp drake. Also, we need a pair of magical eyes from skeletor. Which he doesn't even use, he just has. And, do you think we can use our scissors to break into a jewelry store and steal a gemstone or two?Oh, and Heckapoo will direct us to someone who can read the book if we get our wand.
What kicked Marco's ass?
>>1438459Life. He got a taste of Anon's life.
>>1438459He's just having a bad day.
>>1438459Probably dice gods
>>1438433For surveillance reasons, an undead fly would do wonderfully, especially now that we can have them speak. Can plant it on someone to watch, and they're usually fast enough to avoid death, unless they're using a fly swatter. They can't sense the rush of air as it comes down.Can't think of another at the moment.
>>1438433Birds can be useful scouts.
>>1438433A fly to act as our eyes and ears when we aren't around would be useful. Maybe a seagull as we are near the ocean. It would help us nip problems like Brad here in the bud. Apart from that I don't know. At this level our necromancy skills are only good for surveillance or specific tasks e need to be present and aware of. Checking in on that street hobro mentioned could be hekauseful as he seems to either have super good intentions or could reveal some super bullshit we really need to get on top of.
>>1438413Rock on dude.
>>1438471Amusingly, Flies are now evolving to avoid anything brightly colored and moving.
>>1438481Then solve the problem the same way Texans solve the hog problem.Make sure none of them get smarter to avoid death.Or set up that jar-thing with a one way entrance and jab a piece of meat inside of it; watch flies go in and not be able to get back out.
>>1438494You mean hit them with toilet lids?
>>1438471>>1438451i would prefer insect spies because they don't look that different when dead, and at first glance they look normal. Also they are small enough to be out of sight most of the time, unlike frogs or birds, which they do look like corpses after some time..
>>1438592But how are we going to subtly fuck with Marco without frogs?
Go with an undead spider, no one notices spiders unless they want you to notice them and by then its too late.
>>1438599we won't until we know how to make our undead minions look alive.
>>1438643Who says they need to look alive?
>>1438643We'll just have partially decomposed animals pop up and only let him see them.They'll just be their.Staring.With colourful party hats.
We should mind read the goth girl,she seems to know something about Brad.
>>1438382>>1438385SESSION EPILOUGE>After lunch you kind of coasted through the day>Passed Star in the hallway>She actually stopped to say hi>Nothing more, just "Hey, Anon.">With a weak little wave>Didn't seem like she wasn't trying>She just had no idea what else to say>You wonder how many people she's known that have genuinely surprised her>At least, the way you have>Just some mean kid>To be fair, that is how you met>She learned your name>You said something pretty fucked up>Bam!>Right in the face>Funny how you've taken a lot worse now>That hit would be a love tap these days>You're not the guy she thought you were>You're you...and don't need to wonder how she sees you>You don't respond to Star>You kept eye contact as you marched alongside the bros but said.>Nothing.>Justin shows you the weight room>Much cleaner than you expected>Some of the shit you saw in Brad's head sticks with you>He doesn't act that strange>A little out of it but he hits some monster lifts>Especially for a lanklet>You struggle in this physical fitness shit>Muscles curled somebody's squat warm-up>S-showoffcont
>>1439035>>1439035>A girl shows up>Not sure how she handles all the manliness in here but->Oh>She's here for Brad>B: "See ya, fags.">Justin tries to stop him>Ju: "Raddick, you've been cutting out of workouts to uh...">He glances at the girl, censors himself for modesty>Ju: "Chill with friends. For the last month and half. You're not gonna have any cardio at the game.">B: "What are you, my step dad?">Ju: "I'm the J-V captain, dickmunch.">B: "Yeah well I'm a Sophmore so I'm practically varsity. Go screw. Coach won't let you cut me I'm too fast.">Brad's a bit defensive and kind of dick>Like he's antsy to get somewhere>B: "I'm gonna go get some. You queers suck each other off all you want.">The girl looks mortified>Also kind of shocked>Like she didn't plan on a hookup>Still, the two walk off together with Brad's arm over her shoulders>He slouches resembling a wilted telephone pole>You drop the ten pounders you were super setting>Justin blocks your chest as you try to walk out>Ju: "Nuh-uh Muscles.">Your arm jerks, thinking it's being addressed>Ju: "If anybody in here needs the crash course, it's you. You're my secret weapon.">A: "I'm worried about that girl.">Ju: "Trust me. She'll walk again someday. Braddick ain't that rough. Besides, they all say yes. Nothing we can do. He's got the touch. Now get down here and spot me on leg press."cont
>>1439038>>1439038>Your afternoon is spent liftan>Sweatan>Runnan>Your body hates you all over again>Still, your mind is ready for it>Thanks, Hekadude>Eventually you get back home>The street lights are already on>Some guy tried to mug you>You think he landed somewhere in Anaheim>Muscles and you don't have time for fools anymore>Right as you close your front door you hear ithttps://youtu.be/P--BuBdNXxw>???: "PRIVELEDGE IS REAL AND ALLL WHITE MALLES HAVE THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooossst! AWWOOOO!!"
>>1439039>>1439039>That was close>Way too fucking close>Lightning cracks outside>Rain begins belting the roof>Where did this come from!?>???: "I don't see COOLOOOORRRR!! WE'RE ALL ONE PEEEEEEEEOPPPLE AAWWWWOOOO!!!">Wait didn't that voice just say white privilege was a thing how can both those statement- https://youtu.be/8_8Pk7pwNUI>You hear a human scream>Blood splatters from over your neighbor's fence>You hear crunching>Then choking>???: "EUCH! YOU SHITLOOOORRRRRRDD! YOU WEREN'T EVEN REALLY VEGAN! RESPECT MY LIFE-STYUHHHLLLLL!!! I DESERVE RESPEEECT! AWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
>>1439044>You are Anon>Level 6 who knows what>You are alone in your house>Something just ate your neighbor>...and has an alternative lifestyle you do NOT understand>You have no idea what's happening or why>All you know is that your privilege is about to be checkedNEXT SESSION TOMORROW AT 2PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!TUNE IN FOR THE FRIGHTENING SESSION OF!https://youtu.be/TJZ5uP3eBKQNIGHT. OF THE WERE-YUPPIE!
>>1439051>>1439051Session endWhat a lovely time Anon's in forJOIN THE DISCORD FOR SYMPHONIES OF OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION AND MASTERFUL RUSEShttps://discord.gg/x25nAShFOLLOW THE TWITTER TO SEE THE FANART AND GET SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS!https://twitter.com/StarVsQuestSee you tomorrow, questersThanks for playing
>>1439057You forgot the character sheethttps://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
So who knows a good place to purchase silvered weapons?
>>1439067I would say check the kitchen drawers for silver dining ware for Muscles to use, maybe bend them around its fists to make impromptu brass knuckles, but I doubt we have anything more fancy than plastic utensils.
aw shiet.Social Justice Werewolves
You guys think we should start wearing a mask or something just so weird shit doesn't try to find out who we are and were we live?
>>1439132Maybe a goalie mask so we can go Casey Jones/Jason Vorheese.
So what will be our plan for dealing with the werewolves? so far we have came up with 2we could surprise him with the sheer raw power muscles can deliver and take him out quickly on surprise aloneor wear him down with our magicafterwards we would want to question him about who he is, what is he doing etc however we would need to raise some dead first to hold him down, or tie him to the ground either way
>>1439415we could use the scissors to teleport him and us to europe or japan. or somewhere that is currently daytime. that should end the curse effect immediately.
We could also jump inside of him then use COMBUSTION
>>1439418I like this idea.
Whatever we do, obviously don't get bit and become a werewolf ourselves.
>>1439415>>1439418We don't know who the werewolf is, or if there are near other nearby.We need to survey the situation before we engage. Try to figure out how many there are and who they are as humans.
>>1439502we wait for the first to lunge at us, we teleport it to japan or russia or australia. then we search for others and repeat the cycle until we're satisfied.
>>1439418>jump into portal to indoors on other side of earthLet him transform back into human upon being dupedBeat him, harvest some of his fat, and leave him alive in the trash dump.
>>1439505>>1439502forgot to ada: then we go to their new location to interrogate them.
>>1439502of course, engaging in a skirmish without surveying the situation is almost a death sentence
>>1439525>>1439502so do we send a little spy fly to get the scoop first?
>>1439531that is not a bad idea and I will take it into heavy consideration however it appears the main questers are caught up in a moral war so trying to get them to think right now will be a hard fought task
>>1439538it's gonna be the sea trolls all over again.
>>1439538i don't know what they are foghting about. we ain't killing anyone. the idea of moving the werewolves to japan is so that they can regain their human forms and we can talk to them.
>>1439051>GAHH!!! KILL IT!!!
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a plan. >Send spy fly to find where the werewolf is exactly>open portal to Japan, or somewhere that it's daylight right now>open portal next to werewolf, take it by surprise>use Muscles to pull the werewolf into the portal to Japan or wherever>interrogatehow's that sound?
>>1439551Why do we need the spy fly? Do we even have a dead fly?
Revised Japan portal idea:>open portal in front of werewolf>shout "ABORTION IS MURDER" or "THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS">run inside portal>profit
>>1439551We know where the werewolf is exactly though.It's right behind the neighbor's blood-dripping fence.I think it's more important to check if there are other werewolves nearby.
>>1439553there's dead flies everywhere, just check the corners of your kitchen tabletop.Also, we don't know where the werewolf is exactly, we just have a vague 'next door', so we find out where it is exactly so we can make a portal right next to it
>>1439555I think it COULD have moved since then. Also, checking for more werewolves IS a good idea.
>>1439558How do you know there's dead flies? Did Quest say there was dead flies?Also, why do we need a portal? Let's just hop the fucking fence.
>>1439562If we hop the fence we're open to attacks. The portal is faster and makes sure we get the drop on the werewolf.also, why WOULDN'T there be dead flies around?
https://youtu.be/Kx10MYrh4MYSESSION START!>You are Anon>Level 6: ???>You are currently alone in your house>With some awful monster outside, screaming contradictory statements and...eating someoneCHARACTER SHEEThttps://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX>You are currently in your living room at the front door>You can see the entrance to the kitchen, which has the backdoor in it>To your right are the stairs which lead up to your and your Pare- err Mom's roomWhat do?>???: "IN ALL OF HISTORY THERE IS NO INVENTION WORSE THAN THE GUUUUUUNNN! IT IS A TOOL WHO'S ONLY FUNCTION IS TO END HUMAN LYYYYYFFFFEE! AWWWOOOOO!!!">Man, this thing likes to scream>You should show it 3senpai
>>1439566let's go make a spy fly first. I'd like to know if there's any other werewolves out there, and if we can find the exact location of the beast then all the better.
>>1439566scout with a dead fly, we need to know the location of a werewolf
>>1439566Check on Mom. For the love of god check on Mom.
>>1439566Raise dead fly, then use it for recon.
>>1439570supporting this as well
>>1439566Fly spy is go. In the mean time, find Mom.
>>1439566Mind link with the wolf and tell it to shut the fuck up people are trying to sleep
>>1439566Roll DEX to sneak.Scout ahead using undead tiny creatures.Need to know what this thing is and if there are other nearby.
>>1439566>GAHH, KILL IT!!!
>>1439570it says we are alone in our house.>>1439566I support the scouting,maybe do some mind reading.
>>1439578we need him alive for questioning
>>1439566send a dead fly outside to check on it's location and wtf is going onGo up to mom's to ensure she's secure before acting on the SJWerewolf
>>1439580I don't care if that's what it said, go check on her in her room. The wolf could be our mother.
>>1439581Why let a bit of questioning get in the way of a good slaughter?
>>1439578>>1439581>>1439596Okay fine.>>1439566I say we have Muscles do to the SJWerewolf what he did to Janna earlier.
>>1439607I also want to molest the SJW werewolf.
>>1439566>>1439566>Many votes for undead spy>Interesting>Your powers have become so much easier to use since Hekaworld>You creep toward the kitchen, spotting a fly or two trying to get into the fridge>With a wave of your hand alone the fallen ones start to quiver back to animation>You end up with two little scouts>Their souls shimmer with delight and curiosity>Seeing through them is painful>Compounded images and constant movement>You shake your head clear and usher them outside>You swear you saw do a barrel roll or two on the way out>Sick>What you witness is hard to make out>A hulking shape crouched down over meat splatter and gore>It's shoulders rise and fall as it shovels meat, organs and bones into it's mouth>It's muttering>???: "I wanna go hunting...hrrrrr but only bow hunting! It's culturally relevant. I'm a 12th Comanche. GRRRRRRR Rah!">It turns, snapping one of your flies up in it's mouth>You saw it's face>Long nosed and fanged>Wearing thick rimmed glasses>It's fur is so curly>Must use good product>The other fly manages to avoid it's return to the void with sick flips and a free-fall drop>Once high enough in the air you get a better look>This thing is tall. 8 feet or so...long bodied.>You can't see a shirt, just shreds of orange sleeves and some tight jeans>The guy under it was definitely Mr. Johansen, your neighbor.>He sold Heroin>Fuck Mr. JohansenWhat do?
>>1439616FIRST, make a portal to japan or australia, somewhere that it's daylightTHEN, make a portal appear behind the werewolf and pull the werewolf into the portal to daylight, using Muscles
>>1439616Should probably go out there and smack Mr. Johnson a few times until he calms down.
>>1439616try and sneak up on him and use scissors to open a portal to a barron place in which to fight
>>1439616Supporting this >>1439620
>Orange shirt and jeansJUSTIN NO
>>1439616>Time to molest the SJWerewolf
>>1439616Alright. Let's hop the fence and send the wolfy to the the other side of the earth. Sunny side up.
>>1439616Snipe it with a combust explosion.
>>1439616OK then,supporting the pacifist route,lure him into a portal.
>>1439634hey, we still have to interrogate him afterwards. We can kill him once we get to know what we need to know.
>>1439634It's not pacifistic, it's smart. Less effort on our part to just throw it into a place where it's stripped of all its powers.
>>1439616Lure the werewolf into a portal leading somewhere where sunny by triggering it.
>>1439616>>1439633Changing vote to this>>1439620
>>1439638>>1439639Yeah yeah,i know. Not a pacifist myself, is just because everyone is being paranoids about the sjwerewolf being someone we know.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>1439620>>1439623>>1439625>>1439630>>1439634>A plain is laid>To lure the beast!This will require remarkable speed and cunning...Roll Dexterity!d20 + 3!
>>1439616SECURE MOMBait him into running after you, run through door, place portal, let him run into portalclose portalSOLVED
Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439653Rollan
>>1439652>quest describing the cloths Justin wears
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439653What happens when we fuck this up and get bitten?
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439653
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439653CMON BAYBE
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439653Rolling Go
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439653LURE! LURE! LURE THE ANGRY WOLF INTO THE PORTAL!
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439653Rollin'.
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439653Veinte ven a mi!
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439653Time to fuckit up.
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439653>1d20 + 3
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439653
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439663>>1439665WEW LAD
stop rolling everyone we have a winner
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439653Roll rol rolll
>>1439683shhhhh....let them have their fun.
>>1439683But if we get 1 more crit, that'd be a 20...And what if DC is 20?
>>1439687and what if we get a crit fail?
>>1439683No keep rolling the DC might be 20
>>1439691Oh shush, DCs work in 5s.
KEEP ROLLINGWE CAN STILL MAKE A 20
>>1439691Then we would fail eithet way.
>>1439701>>1439691This.We already have 18. If we roll 16 with a NAT 1 we still fail.IF we get a 20 we might still pass.
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439653
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1439698rolling for 1 just to spite you
Rolled 1 (1d1)
>>1439738Can't fool me, faggotte!
>>1439737>>1439738Rolling goes 'dice 1d20 + 3' on the Options box for DEX.
Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)Whoops
>>1439678>>1439678>WINNER!>18 total>>1439663>>1439665-2 +2 >18>You've played some vidya>Bonnered some Roos and denied false Cakes>It's time to start thinking with portals>SHHRRRRIP!>You pry open the air to somewhere sunny. A red barren desert awaits you on the other side>You step in, then open a portal back home>Geeze>How does anyone survive without these?>You peek through to where the creature waits>The pitch blackness of your backyard is all encompassing>You snake Muscles into the portal>He taps the Werewolf on it's shoulder>???: "Hm?">Then SNATCHES HIM BY THE SNOUT, pulling him through the portal>He does not go quietly>Thrashing>Snarling and kicking>???: "Fucking THIS!">Your eyes connect as he passes into the sunlight>His furry body crashes against the dry ground>He stands up, screams at the blue sky with blood spittle rocketing from his mouth>That's when you see it>Dangling from off his sleeve>The Echo Creek Highschool patch...that's not just a jacket>It's a Letterman>???: "RRRAAAHH! YOU SHIT LOOOORRRRD! YOU TOUCHED ME! RAPE! YOU'RE A RAPIISSST!">Ok, you're a rapist now>So there's that>Constanzaface.png>A: "Buddy, I don't know who you are but nobody gets eaten in my backyard except maybe Jackie at some point if I'm lucky.">???: "STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN! YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER! I'LL KILL YOOOOOOUUU! AWWWOORRR!!">HE LUNGES!>He Crits>You're pinned to the earth>Muscles coils around the creature's throat, barely keeping it's mouth from closing around your head>The claws however>They shred your chest and stomach>Blood is spattering up and out of you like a sprinkler>The fucking thing is smiling>???: "Die Cishet!">Anon has taken 10 dmg>He has 10 health remaining>What do?
>>1439756Throw him off, close the portal.That's the end of that.Maybe check back on him tomorrow. He won't die of one day without water.
>>1439756Explode. Fuck this guy.
>>1439760Well get back home first before closing the portal at least.
Throw him off and try and break his legs with musclesor just use explode
>>1439756Bite him in the nose as hard as possible.
>>1439756>"Guess those stereotypes about werewolves were true"
>>1439756OK FUCK ME1)Close Portals2)BLAST THIS FUCKER WITH COMBUSTION or maybe just set his mane on fire
>>1439756Use Combust to put some space between you and the werewolf.TRY RUNNING INTO THE PORTAL AND CLOSING IT
>>1439756>>1439756>>1439756Clarification!Anon has 50hp total not 20.Anon has 40 hp remaining
>>1439756>a desertProbably not many dead creatures here.Blood for blood might work but man, it seems risky.Explode in his face, at least to get time.We have nothing to loose.
>>1439789Don't do this to us ever again.
>>1439786what this Anon said. Leave the werewolf in the desert and see who doesn't come to school tomorow. It's a jock, so it won't be hard to pick out.
>>1439756>Time to really explode!
Time to count!Awoo
>>1439800>>1439770>>1439761>>1439767You all do realize we don't know Explode? We got FLESH CRAFT instead, so we CANNOT EXPLODE on demand. We can make Muscles into a hammer and stuff though. Or pull blood from Werewolf, which is probably a bad idea.
>>1439834It's in the fucking Pastebin saying we can!
>>1439834COMBUSTIONAnon can use his WISDOM to manipulate the elements. Using laser like focus he can create FIRE and EXPLOSIONS.Created fire cannot harm Anon.It behaves as magical fire IE creatures immune to natural fire are not immune to it.From char sheet
Rolled 4 (1d10)THE VOTES>Explosion8 votes>Leaving3 votesIt begins...https://youtu.be/y-Gmg-XxNAc>You leer up at the mess of teeth hanging over your face>Half an eye dribbles out of this monster's throat>That's it>The air here is dry and hot>The sun sizzles the sweat off you and your opponent>You're gonna kill it>Kill it with fireROLL WISDOM!1D20 + 2!
>>1439760not tomorrow, but a few hours later, after securing our place and mom.also, leave a spy fly with him so we know where he is.
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1439857Rollan
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1439857
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1439857Time to die.
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1439857cmon baybe
Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1439857CLEANSE WITH FIRE.
Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1439857BOOM not fizzle pls
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1439857KABOOM!
Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1439857BURN
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1439857
>>1439857>>1439864ANON'S LIFE IS SUFFERING>>1439865>>1439868SUFFERRRINNG
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1439857NO FEAR HERE
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1439857
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1439857
>>1439873>>1439864Oh it's another one of THESE ROUNDS
>>1439864>>1439864>>1439864A critical failure...a natural 1Writing.
>>1439911You're welcome. :)
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1439857
>>1439911https://youtu.be/aTqHbiE0vl8?t=29sNO! I'M NOT READY AT ALL!!!
BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>1439911. . .
>>1439911>>1439911>Your focus cannot be deterred from this spell>You can see it>Embers building up in the air between you and the beast>It lunges down>Even overpowering Muscles for a second>Teeth slash the sides of your face>A: "AAAH!">Blood pours down over your eyes>You struggle and scream>The dirt under you has turned into a thin layer of mud from the sweat and crimson blood>You didn't even know you had released the spell>Not until the pain hitcont
>>1439961https://youtu.be/sDIkDOtAuoo>KRABOOOOM!>The world hurtles around you>You see the sky>The Earth>The Sky>The earth>You're spinning through the air>...and headed for the ground>Anon has taken half of his overall health in dmg>He has 15 health remaining>The Wolf is nowhere to be seen>The cuts on your face burn like the fire that just consumed you>Your eyes twitch and convulse>Muscles tries to move up...>He's a tattered mess of meat>You are Anon>Attempted slayer of Werebeasts>You're about to become a pancakeWhat do?
>>1439965We'd have to use Muscles like a helicopter or someshit. Channel our health into Muscles to form.
sccisors portal now!
>>1439965Scissors into something bland!
>>1439965LET'S GET OUTTA HERE, OPEN UP A PORTAL AND GOSQUAD BROKEN
>>1439965portal to the dimension of soft pillows!
>>1439965OPEN A PORTAL! Open a portal facing us and then have it open up on the ground facing upwards! If we go to high we repeat until not going to die! OR we portal into a large body of water!
>>1439965>Use your knowledge of Portal to portal yourself safely
>>1439965Scissor portal into butt land
>>1439965cut a portal into the water by the pier back home!
>>1439965Scissors, portal, think of somewhere with low gravity.
>>1439965Open a portal to butt dimension and land safely on the soft stinky cushions of Ass Mountain
>>1439970NVM, scissor portal to the butt dimension for the cushioning. we know the butt dimension, and if we come out sideways, it won't be as bad as an impact.Might wanna head home to heal then head back to check on the werewolf. Ideally we didn't kill him.
>>1439965PORTAL somehere where our fall won't kill us.
>>1439981(with scissors)is it possible to make the destination portal face the sky?that would be ideal, maybe right over the water as >>1439977 and >>1439980 said
>>1439978>Specifically, portal to Pillow World.
>>1439980WAIT I FORGOT WATER FUCKING HURTS AT HIGH SPEEDS.cut a portal that throws us upwards so we lose momentum and keep doing until we are slow enough to land!
>>1439992You know when someone jumps from very high into water they get hurt.
>>1439992Actually yeah, switch my suggestion for this.
>>1439997changing to this
>>1439965Open a portal pointing upward to counter our acceleration.
>>1439997this and pillow dimension are the best options so far
WATER IS AS HARD AS CONCERTE WHEN FALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY>>1439985>>1439992DO THIS INSTEAD.
If you're voting to fall into water, YOU ARE A SAVAGE AND AN IDIOT
>>1439965Portal to the Dimension of soft pillows!Bounce lounge here we come
>>1439965Fresh from discord:Make a portal below us facing upwardright as we reach the arc of our reascension we make a portal below us to the ground, so not as large a fall.
OPEN PORTAL UPWARDS.
>>1440002That's why the portal it's facing the sky anyway.Ayway, if we fail at this >>1439997 plan, it will still hurt less than the ground. also we can try to make Muscle to take a small boat-like form.
>>1439992Honestly, let's have a go at this one
Let's use our scissors to fucking run.
>>1440017This shall be dubbed portal Juggling. Mark this post for vote pls.
>>1440007>>1439965Voting for portal juggle.
>>1440018>>1440017Do the portal upwards to slow our movement until we're just bobbing up and down.I really hope we didn't just Blow Justine up
>>1439965>>1439979Changing to this >>1440035
I don't think this was Justin. This is that one weird hipster/hairy guy.
>>1440070Why the fuck would he be wearing a Letterman with The Echo Creek Highschool patch?
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1439965rolling for infection: CON
>>1440079Why have you done this?
>>1440082Did the werebeast not bite us?
>>1440078Ooooh. It's fucking Brad then.
>>1440087It only counts if Quest asks for it. That's a WASTED 20
>>1440079I'm guessing you meant resistance to infection.
>There's only one way out>Completely out>You fumble for the scissors with your one good hand>You swing wildly into the sky>The ground gets closer>Your blood is turning into rain as it sprays from your chest and face>The ground is getting closer>YOU RIP THE AIR!>You fall...>and fall...>and fall...>SPLASH!>Water>Sour, muddy water>You struggle upwards, prying leeches off of you>You crawl onto a shore and vomit up your school caf tenders>As you look up from the puddle you see it>An ancient sign post>A skeleton hangs from atop it>"WELCOME TO THE FROG-MONSTER SWAMP.">An arrow points west that says "KINGDOM OF MEWNI">Another points east that reads "CASTLE ORNIFEX">You are Anon>You are fucking lost in a strange new world>You're injured and bleary headed>...and you need some helpSESSION END FOR NOW4chan is still being a dickFOLLOW THE LINKS TO THE TWITTER AND DISCORDhttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuesthttps://discord.gg/x25nAShThanks for playingNext Session WEDS at 7pm US Central time
>>1440123What? Didn't we decide on the portal thing?
>>1440128probably we weren't going that fast yet
>>1440123a skelly? maybe we will not be alone for much longer...
>>1440123So... why didn't we do what the thread decided?
>>1440137>>YOU RIP THE AIR!>>You fall...>>and fall...>>and fall...maybe that was it, it says "you fll" thre times.Probably we just opened random portals upwards without thinking about where exactly to make them appear
>>1440150No , that is just saying that we kept falling at terminal velocity but just went through a portal once.
>>1440123Let's be real: This all woulda never happened if we just up and molested the Werewolf.
We are really hurt you guys, we need to IMMEDIATELY portal home. Fuck dealing with swamp monsters and FUCK dealing with any mewggers.
>>1440123Ayy, now we know where to find a swamp drake. Gotta note this down and then go home. It's sleepy times. We can adventure in the morning.
New sidequest! Find a loli demon wizard and cut her limbs and throat!
>>1440197or revive the skeleton and use him to heal ourselves.
>>1440197Perhaps just portal directly to a hospital if possible, animal attack is actually pretty much the truth in this case.
Rolled 6 (1d20)Just to see what I could've rolled
Are we going to decry shitlords during the next full moon?
>>1440371>>1440373All this EXPLOSION autism is all her fault.
I think I jinxed myself last thread. These sessions really ARE getting shorter.
Well shit.We, uh, sort of badly rekt ourselves.But at least that werewolf is now On Fire and In Desert.
>>1440332In all likelihood we disinfected our wounds with fire.
>>1440552Too bad that it's probably Brad or another member of the football team and we most probably killed them.
>>1440561He was in werewolf form when we hit him. Pretty sure he is fine. We can go back for him after we hel ourselves.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>Mfw the rolls are shit
>>1440819>implying we didn't blow him up like we blew up the Sea Troll's head
>>1440867we didn't die from the blast, that means he neither died from the blast.
>>1440123>4chan is still being a dickIf you're getting "connection error", stop using the quick reply box.Instead use the reply box at the top of the page.You'll get a Captcha saying your post looks like it was made by a robot, and that you have to verify using an additional Captcha solve. If you solve it, you won't get the connection error message with quick reply for a while.Basically the problem boils down to the quick reply box not being updated to handle the additional captcha solve, so instead you just get a vague "connection error" message.
Posted these in the Discord so might as well post it here. Took prompts from the Discord and made short stories. So don't expect much.https://pastebin.com/jan1QU44
Man, anon jobs harder than JJ. That's some impressive, first-class jobbing right there.
Can we use blood for blood on actual blood? Say blood bags? Or does it have to be a still living being?If we can, that's an immediate problem solved. Portal into a blood bank, take a universal donor blood, and heal ourselves. However, unless we were extremely lucky with Janna's blood being the same as ours or she was AB blood type, I think any blood will do.
>>1442470It's magic nigga don't gotta explain shit.Plus, blood transfer include blood cells AND plasma.In plasma, AB is the universal donor and O the universal acceptor.So if you're transferring whole blood, the types need to be an exact match, give or take Rh+ accepting Rh-.
>>1442470If we can use blood from any living creature to heal ourselves, I don't think the blood type matters too much.
MEANWHILE, IN THE DEPTHS OF MIDDLE CLASS CALIFORNIA >You are Ano->Oh>No, this isn't Anonymous>This is Marco Diaz>Safe Kid>Normal boy>S: "MAAaarrrcooooo~*">Victim of life's most ridiculous practical joke>Several weeks ago Marco's world was perfectly in order>He had his struggles>Bullies>Allowance limits>Karate belt promotions>He had arenas of success>School>Oral Hygiene>Immense trivial knowledge about the band "Love Sentence" which includes both their discography and touring history>A perfectly normal, albeit lame little life that...he was happy with>Now...>M: "Coming, Star!">Everything's been flipped>Turned upside down>By an actual Princess from another dimension>Star Butterfly of Mewni>Universe expanding deepest lore aside things have been a bit of an...adjustment>Like today>Right now>When he comes into his living room finding it metamorphosed into the set of "Legends of the Hidden Temple">S: "CHeck it out, mahDood! I did it! I made your house into that game-show you told me about!">M: "Is that a real-">SNAP!>M: "AAH! REAL SNAKE! STAR THE ANIMALSAREN'TSUPPOSEDTOBEREAALLL!!">Star is currently booping the snoot of an 11 foot reticulated python>S: "But...that's Lame...and They're SO CUTE!">Marco had no idea Snakes could tolerate having their cheeks squished so much>S: "I just wanna wear you wike a big snuggwy bwanket!">Star is now being constricted by a reticulated python>Some people would think it's an Anaconda>Haha, the fools>Anacondas are a group of snake species that prefer rivers>Not trees>Fools>Marco knows that, and gets distracted by knowing it until he realizes that Star is turning blue>Although she -is- still smiling>Kinky>M: "WH-Star! HIYA!">KARATE SLEEPER SLAP>The Snoot, Dooters>Marco's floor is covered in limp snake and a coughing Princess>Any innuendo escapes young Diaz>M: "You gotta stop getting chummy with earth animals, Star.">S: "-ack- Ow! My most of me~">M: "Things must be pretty friendly on Mewni for you to not be afraid of our most cold blooded predators.">Stockinged legs rear back and Star does an actual frontflip off the carpet>Right after near-suffocation>Marco doesn't know what Mewmans are made of but he's pretty sure they would dominate most contact sports if given citizenship on earth>S: "No, silly! Mewni's covered in Monster nests, Hydra pits and black scars from the age of the Dragons! We don't really have pets any bigger than a poodle.">She giggles>S: "Anything else would eat our children in their sleep. Then curse our house to rain indoors forever!">Marco stares at Star Butterfly>This happy, Golucky little ball of sunshine>From a deathworld>He can't keep up being stoic>He chuckles>S: "H-hey! Stop mocking my lightheartedness!">M: "It's not that. I like it!">S: "Like what? Being happy? Is that so rare on Earth? You lazy jerks. Don't even have Cloud Giants to oppress you and all you do is mope around."cont
>>1442698>M: "Star, that isn't fair to anybody.">S: "Fair? Who said anything about a -fair- Marco this is a jungle temple. Step it up, D-man.">M: "No! Star, life on earth is really hard for some people. You can't judge the human race based off -your- life.">S: "Oh, Marcoloco. Hello~? I'm a Princess.">Star has kidnapped an entirely family of Tamarins from the vines>They will die hugged and loved>Still totally dyeing from the hugs and love>Star continues to explain>S: "It's my job to judge stuff. I gotta -always- be up in the biz. Decidin' precidin' and trying to make things better for everyone!">She waves her wand>The Tamarins are now french maids>Also, still Tamarins>Also dyeing>S: "SEE! Awww~ Wookit their widdle uniforwms!">M: "Star. Put those down. They're endangered.">S: "Endanger of being too cu-">M: "We will be arrested.">S: "Yeah ok.">Soyez libre, petits singes.>M: "You cause a lot of unintended harm, you know that?">Star flops onto the new grass carpet and rolls to her back>S: "I do.">This thought actually seems to trouble her>Marco kneels down>M: "I know asking you to curb your enthusiasm would be like asking the heh -Stars- not to shine.">Marco Diaz has been pulled to the floor>S: "My royal judgement is that you shall be banished for your criminal puns.">M: "Haha banished where? The Gas mart?">S: "Nah. Just the kitchen. Star needs Marco-Nachos!">Marco, ever the people pleaser, makes his way to the nexus of corn chips, cheese and peppers when- https://youtu.be/17o1OlroNSE?t=7 >Marco's->M: "My phone?">Rude. How dare you show when I'm telling.>Marco checks the I.D. and not recognizing it he does what any sensible lad would do>He hangs up>The number calls eight-teen more times>Each one coming faster than the last>He denies each and every one>Far too busy making Nachos for himself, his little family and the ray of rainbow sunshine that's come into it>M: "Star, do you know any spells that'll stop telemarketers?">S: "We could declare war!">M: "Nevermi~nd.">Little did he know who was on the other end of that call MEANWHILE, AT THE BEACH OF ECHO CREEK CITY >You are Ano->Wait, wait no>You're Jackie Lynn Thomas>Anon is your friend>Probably one of the coolest kids you've ever met>He's funny>Crazy funny>A little awkward sometimes but hey, it's High school. Who isn't still growing a personality?>He's cool to your best friend, Janna>He tries new things -all- the time>Which is a huge plus>You really like this guy>Which is why it's tearing you apart that he's fighting some giant Sea-Booger to keep the boardwalk safe>Or, you guess...>To keep YOU safe>You did all you could>Evacuated old ladies>Fat tourists>You even carried a kid who sprained his knee>This isn't normally who you are>Normally you'd get on your board, save Janna and leg it home>That's what smart people...REAL people do>There are no heroes>Or at least that's what you thought..cont
>>1442783https://youtu.be/_FQqAAedVeQ>Now you're not so sure>There goes some kid>Just some kid>All alone against something the world should never have put in front of him>He doesn't have anything to gain from doing this>Jackie hears a voice she's never stopped listening to since she lost...Aaron. >"Sweetie. It's ok not to go there. There's still SO much good in this world. Life's an adventure. -Your- adventure. Don't...don't cut it short. For anything. Keep riding. Keep running. Don't stop. Not for anything or anyone but the closest, most precious people to you. I love you." >She hears her mom>She remembers the hug she got and how much it didn't stop her from crying>She looks at Anon swinging his fists at something he cannot defeat>For a moment she sees her brother>She sees Aaron, all in uniform rushing into the flames>Her heart screams for him to stop>To come back>She doesn't want to trade the rest of the world for him>Not again>Janna pulls her away, getting the group somewhere safe>Her chest shatters when the explosion comes from the docks>That's how the world is>It takes away everything>Especially from people willing to risk it all for others>Stupid Anon>Stupid Aaron>Stupid, wonderful people who just wanted things to be better>That's how the world is>Or at least...that's what you thought>Ja: "Holy scrud, LOOK!">You raise your eyes from the beach>What you see isn't real>It can't be>Anon>Coming back>Alive>Out of the Water, riding on a wave>He's messed up>Super messed up>He smells like rotten fish>He's bleeding but->A: "Hey. Sick landing, right?">Oskaar pipes up out of sheer amazement.>O: "This is gonna be my album cover.">Anon collapses>You hug him so close you think you might finish him off>You are Jackie Lynn Thomas>Your world has been flipped>Turned upside down>Because now, in this dangerous and awful place called life you have a ray of sunshine>An island>A rock>You've got Anon>He's a hero>Your hero>Even when heroes shouldn't exist[[LORE EPISODE END]]
>>1442841Fuckin' A boys.Alright so forget monster origins we're gonna have to deal with some survivors' guilt from best girl.
Rolled 15 (1d20)roll for anon healing Jackie's emotional baggage
>>1443141But last I checked, Janna doesn't have survivors' guilt. She's just a poor homeless girl.
>>1442841Libera me from hell sounds in the background.
>>1443159>>1443140>>1443128>>1443121>>1443094stop spamming pls
>>1443165We don't know what Janna has. She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery tucked in a toque.
>>1443193Wasn't trying to spam, new here and didn't know how to roll. Sorry.
>>1443240Read the first thread on /tg/ for roll rules.