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>>1437038
>>1437039
>>1437040
>>1437041
>>1437042
>>1437043
>>1437044
>>1437045
>>1437046
>>1437047
>>1437069
>>1437060

THE VOTES

>Scissors getaway
8 votes

>Bully Tha Police
6 votes

>A: "Hey. Wanna see a magic trick?"
>DB: "Sure, think it'll impress the piIIII!!!"
>You rip open the air with your new tools of dimensional escape
>The scissor blades sheer right through reality
>A hole is open
>A wide hole
>One that leads to school
>You grab your dirtbrother and leap inside
>WHUMP!
>You both land on the grass in a smelly heap
>A similar thump gets your attention
>One eye pops open
>It's two inches away from someone else's eye
>S: "Anon!?"
>Oh fug
>You've made it to school
>Out of a portal
>Landing right in front of Star Butterfly and Marco
>Star narrows her sparkling blue peepers at you yet again
>That's when Dirt Brother pulls you up
>DB: "Thanks kid."

cont
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>He starts shuffling off toward the Denny's
>Fuck yeah, Denny's dumpster grub
>Just before you return to your affairs however...
>He turns
>His eyes have become a milky white
>DB: "Oh yeah...and don't forget. 1770 Wurther Street."
>He's gone
>S: "What the HEBBLE PEBBLE is this!?"
>Star mad
>Confused too
>Scared maybe?
>Scarmafused
>Scaramoused?
>You're assaulted with the sounds of Scat spitting robots before you realize you're being yelled at
>S: "Three days ago you were just some mean kid! Now you've got scissors?! You hang out with Hekapoo!? MARCO! He has MAGICAL VAGRANT FRIENDS! You said humans weren't magical!"
>Marco...
>Looks like absolute shit
>He's got a shiner
>He's wearing a newspaper and smells like trash
>He barely makes it up on his feet
>M: "Buh..."

CHOOSE

>Sneak off while they argue (Dex)
>Say nothing and listen (???)
>Calm Star Down (Charisma)
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>>1437137
>>1437141
Poor Marco, however let's leave him to it. Try and sneak away from them.
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Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437141
>Calm Star Down (Charisma)
Rollan
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>>1437141
>sneak off while they argue(dex)
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>>1437141
Oh fuck... let's back away slowly. Her vision is based on movement.
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>>1437141
>>Say nothing and listen (???)
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>>1437141
Say nothing and listen
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437141
Calm down Star. We haven't spoken to her like we promised.
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>>1437141
Let's skeddadle
Sneak off while they agrue
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>>1437141
>Sneak off while they argue (Dex)
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>>1437141
>>Calm Star Down (Charisma)
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>>1437141
>>Say nothing and listen (???)
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>>1437141
>Calm Star Down (Charisma)
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437141
>>Calm Star Down (Charisma)

Now hol' up there Missy.
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>>1437141
>Calm Star Down (Charisma)
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>>1437141
Charisma
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>>1437141
>Sneak off while they argue (Dex)
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>>1437141
Changing my vote to calming star down
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>>1437141
>Sneak off while they argue (Dex)
Let's get out of this mess before it gets any worse.
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>>1437154
Supporting
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Don't roll yet it doesn't do anything unless Quest asks for rolls
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>>1437171
AYO
HOl
UP
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>>1437184
I realize this IMMEDIATELY after rolling a 20.
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>>1437171
> wasted crit
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>>1437141
shit, what'd they do to Marco?
Let's sneak off while they argue.
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>>1437189
I'm sorry.
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>>1437171
Like >>1437184 said, you're not supposed to roll until quest asks. You just waistef a perfectly good crit.
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The Hour of counting is at hand!
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>>1437166
Charsima bitches
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>>1437141
>Woah dude, what happen to you?
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>Calm Star Down
8 Votes

>Sneak away
9 Votes!

>You know you promised to hash things out with Star
>You do
>It's just you have so many other things, people and places you'd rather be involved in
>You've had your bad moments with her before...and Hekapoo's words ring in the back of your head as you consider your actions
>H: "Avoid Her. She's a bad accident waiting to happen."
>You used to always be the kid who played it safe
>Guess that part of you isn't totally gone
>You just walk away
>On tip toes sure
>With your backpack held aloft to avoid thumping
>With your breath held in
>While using Muscles for extra lift
>Walking on one arm
>Totally casual.jpeg


ROLL DEXTERITY!
d20 + 2!
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Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1437218
RAWLING
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Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
VAMOS NENE
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
>inb4 we fail
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
Uh oh.
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
Welp lets not fuck it up
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpsdtJQ_2eU
Let's walk away slowly now.
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
h-here I go
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
rollan
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
Little sad we didn't get to HOL UP on her.
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Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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>>1437241
Dr_Lazer....you wretch.
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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>>1437250
That's not me you dolt. I'm the one playing sick metal gear music and dodging the bullet.
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Holy fuck these rolls.
Can Anon literally just turn invisible?
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>So many 20's
>To run away like a biiiiiiiitch. A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
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>>1437255
You promiscuous rapscallion, I see through your inconceivably lie. You pinhead.
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>>1437260
>he wants to eat narwhal horns with his ass
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>>1437236
>>1437242
>>1437244
>>1437253
>>1437244
The Starfu clan cry out for their chosen girl,
And the dice gods whisper back
HAHAHAHA GET REKT FAGS
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>>1437266
Not even an AltStar, just don't like running from something that'll keep coming up.

Goodness you don't even know how much I want to work out the Janna and Jackie thing with maybe Hekapoo coming over to have fun with them. Seems like she'd love bad movie night.
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>>1437218
Time to bounce, nigguh
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437273
Sheeeit
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>>1437272
>I'm not an AltStar, I just love taking Narwhals up the ass
There is a difference between being brave and being stupid, buddy.
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>>1437266
Rolled so many 20s that it made Quest disappear.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1437218
>>1437218
>>1437218
THE D10 OF FATE!

Intermission is over
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
rolling chikken
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>>1437361
>Anon is so dexterous that he completely slides out of reality.
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>>1437363

>>1437233
not a great roll, but with all these >>1437266
we might make it
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>>1437367
look at
>>1437253
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>>1437233
Vad i helvete.

>>1437367
He posted another 20 twice, so we only got +8

>>1437373
It's the first 3 that counts
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>>1437373
Oh it's whatever one is highest? I thought it was the first d10 result.
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>>1437377
I thought it was anyone one that had that number at the end?
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>>1437377
No you're right. It's the first post ending in whatever Quest roll
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14 isnt that bad
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>>1437383
>DC 15
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>>1437233
Ganador!

6

+2!

>>1437242
+2!

>>1437244
+Yet more 2s!

>>1437253
>N-nande!?

>6 total
>+8
>14 total...

>You would have escaped
>Clean like
>If not for your new and greatest weakness
>J: "Anon!"
>Friends

cont
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>>1437395

>Jackie's spotted you
>She slides up on her board and kicks it out from beneath her feet
>Her kneepads look extra shiny today
>She has a bandaid on her thigh and elbow
>J: "Glad to see you made it one cross-section."
>Marco and Star have gone quiet
>You can feel their eyes on you
>You are still doing a stealth-hand-stand on Muscles
>Remember him?
>Your arm?
>The one with insatiable booty-lust?
>He is awakened
>Something changed while you were in Hekaworld
>Your will seemed to smother him
>Now you're looking at one of the girls you have some weird, unexplainable emotions toward
>He is struggling to grasp glory

What do?
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>>1437397
"oh hey"
>carry on
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>>1437397
No, Muscles! STOP!
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>>1437397
Warn Jackie. Also, stand up straight you goob.
Talk with Jackie in front of Star and Marco like it's no big deal.
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>>1437397
"Mornin'."

Oh, and USE WILL TO KEEP MUSCLES DOWN
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>>1437397
"I can say the same about you. How are you after all that crap at the pier yesterday?"
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>>1437397
"So, how are you?"
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>>1437397
"What's hangin?" Maintain that handstand for dear life and unbullied booty.
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>>1437397
hey hows it going.
>continue to handstand as if nothings wrong.
>ALSO RESIST THE BOOTY.
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>>1437397
"Hey Jackie! Yeah, I managed to avoid being burnt alive, so don't worry about that. I'll see you after class, maybe?"
Control Muscles, for god's sake.
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>>1437397
HOLD THE LINE MUSCLES

> Grit teeth against Muscles bootylust
"h-hey what's crackin"
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>>1437397
"Lets walk and talk. If I don't keep using Muscles here, he's probably gonna try swiping butts again"
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>>1437397
Muscles hasn't had booty in 8 months. He'll shatter poor Janna's rump if we don't tell him to knock it off.
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>>1437410
plus maintain handstand
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>>1437397
Let him have a pitty grab
Our arm bro needs this, and I'm sure Jackie won't mind.
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>>1437397
Let's try to make Muscles at least NOT kill Jackie by breaking her butt.
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>>1437419
JACKIE YOU PLEBIAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1437397
"awkward"
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>>1437397
HOLD THE LINE!!!!!!!
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>>1437397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RlSgnpLbro
ITS TIME
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>>1437397
>"heyyyyy Jackie now's not a good time"
(Down muscles. Later. I promise, kay?)
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>>1437397
Tell Jackie that Muscles is about to go wild
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>>1437397
"Oh hey Jackie would you look at the time! We better get to class! Its been great talking to you two!"
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>>1437397
"Hey, man."

Do not let Muscles slap the ass.
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>>1437397
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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>>1437397

>Hey man remember the 12 steps. You're working up to your Blue Chip.
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>>1437447
>>1437447
Slap her ass
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>>1437397
think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts
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>>1437455
Slap Star's ass

If she makes a fuss, slap Marco's ass. Say it's the arm's fault.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>With overwhelming support to try and keep Muscles contained


>You grit out a smile at Jackie
>"What's uh...Crackin' Jacklin?"
>She grins
>J: "Doing Pre study pushups, tiger?"
>Dammit she's mocking you
>This only increases Muscles' lust for Gluteous Maximus
>You start hopping on him to try and stifle his worm-like twitches
>A: "You know it! Gotta get this bad mama-jam ready for Friday!"
>Jackie raises a blonde brow at you
>J: "Are you... -on- the football team?"
>A: "No. Nor would I ever be. Justin asked me to help out for the big game tho and well..."
>As you hop, you draw Jackie with you toward the school
>A: "You know me! Gotta be there for the bros."
>J: "Bros? You have bros -and- burn your house down with memes?"
>A: "I'd burn you down."
>J: "Kinky."
>You nearly fall off of your own wrist
>Muscles snaps like a whip
>Janna notices the commotion from her locker
>Some poor kid gets snatched by your mighty limb
>Rammed into a locker
>Muscles spanks them to fit inside
>Janna has joined you
>JA: "Kinky."
>In the background you see Star hurling some shrimpy blonde kid into the school fountain
>Marco is staring at you as Muscles' contortions drag your little party toward your first class
>Math
>Muscles makes his move!

https://youtu.be/PBPrvuHGcW0

ROLL WILL!

d20 + 8!
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Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
Rollan
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Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
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Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
Muscles no!
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Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
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Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
Here goes nothing...
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Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
Oh god no
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Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
Muscles quit bein a bully!
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Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
rollan
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Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
MUSCLES YOU SON OF A BITCH
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Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
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Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
Eh
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Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
FUCKING HOLD
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Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
>>1437466
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WARN JACKIE AND JANNA!
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Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
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Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
MUSCULOS NO
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>>1437471
The savior has arrived!
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>>1437463
Please Muscles. Just don't KILL them.
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Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
NONONONO
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Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437488
FUCK AM I RETARDED OR SOMETHING!?
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>>1437487
I think Quest just forgot to remove the dice, though it WOULD make it quicker if he rolled the dice in the post where we roll.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1437463
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" At this moment anon realized, he fucked up
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Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRyWpgmV3Y
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ROLLING STOP
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Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
You cannot stop me.
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We need to make this up for muscle he hasn't grabbed ass for so long guy is getting antsy
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>>1437463
Could we turn around what with Star attacking someone else? It shares a similarity to something that happened to us before that started this whole transformation.
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>>1437504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AMYVgtmkoM
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>>1437511
I'm supporting this
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AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>1437471
>>1437471

>Muscles Yeh-
>Oh
>26 total
>Muscles No

>You have to play this off
>You flip onto your back
>Muscles grabs the ceiling and yanks you both through it
>As you're flying the sky he stretches further than you ever thought possible
>BRRRACK!
>Distant screams fill the air as you witness the fucking plane he ass-slapped crash out of the heavens
>They're stable...ish
>Might make it to the airport
>Muscles returns to you, unsatisfied
>Still, you manage to use him to break your fall
>Jackie and Janna are both just standing there as you come down
>A little awestruck
>Jackie is, at least
>Janna...
>JA: "I'm dating this thing."
>She has grabbed Muscles by the wrist
>He looks smug and happy to be appreciated
>Jackie plays it off well
>J: "I gotta get to class, guys. Cya!"
>She runs off, stashing her board in her locker on the way out
>Janna hasn't released your arm
>Justin approaches from Math class
>JU: "Hey, Nondo wassup? Oh."
>He's noticed Janna
>Janna does not give a single care
>She's up on your elbow with her face
>Muscles checks out Justin's ass
>Nolegs
>He doesn't care either

What do?
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>>1437511
You know what? Yeah, this.
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>>1437520
Walk up to star and call her out for messing wit ha random blonde dude
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>>1437520
GODDAMIT MUSCLES, IF YOU WANT AN ASS TO SLAP, FINE

SLAP JANNA'S

I SERIOUSLY DOUBT SHE CARES ANYMORE
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>>1437520
>"You want to date Muscles Janna? First step is letting him slap your butt!"
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>>1437520
>Mouth help
>get into the class and start the day.
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>>1437520
let Muscles have a tiny Janna butt slap.

Then, talk with Justin. we can walk to class while we're doing so
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>>1437520
Lift Janna into the air so she can use Muscles as a chair then ask Justin what's up.
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>>1437463
>In the background you see Star hurling some shrimpy blonde kid into the school fountain
Why is Star attacking a student
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>>1437520
>Not much my fellow Broman, you?
>So how exactly did you want me to help with the game?
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>>1437520
>"Ive lost control of my life..."
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>>1437528
we know a lot of people with J names...
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>>1437520
Go to class
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>>1437526
Nevermind this
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>>1437525
Janna is our buttslut
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We need to go after Star for attacking another Human. For no good reason other than being mad too.

Justin will understand. If Janna wants to date Muscles, she'll have to deal with booty grabbing.
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>>1437520
Dap Justin up and get more info on the Game we're gonna win for the school.
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>>1437520
Tell Justin we know jack shit about Football and we need to go over this after School.
Get a +1 in STR for ganging out with the football jocks.

Also, Tiny Janna buttslap.
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>>1437546
This
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Buttslap Janna
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>>1437546
supporting this
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>>1437526
This
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RIP JANNA
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>>1437546
Another vote for this
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>>1437546
Seems like a good idea. Supporting!
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>>1437546
This
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>>1437520
>inb4 Janna's ass gets shattered.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1437546
rolling for buttslap force
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1437572
BUTT SLAP FORCE!!!
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>>1437546
>>1437520
Supporting
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>>1437546
This, but "Tiny" butt slap? Fuck that. SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BOOTY!
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>Your eyes scream help me
>Your arm screams boo-tee
>You're sweating
>Knees weak
>Wish you had some spaghetti
>Mom really can't cook eggs
>You fistbump Justin like everything's cool
>You release Muscles, saying he can have at it if they're willing/suicidal like Janna

cont
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>>1437585
>Incoming butthurt but happy Janna.
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>>1437585

>He's still only for a second before...
>WHACK!
>sslhhhhllurUURRRRRRP!
https://youtu.be/yjnxGSEY8-8

>Janna is sitting on your arm now
>Which has morphed into some kind of floating meat-chair
>Her eyes are the size of dinner plates
>You have no idea where Muscles' hand is or what he's doing to her but...
>Oh
>Oh god now you're feelin it
>This is not ok
>Janna is deflating into a mumbly, blushy mess
>You've never seen her embarassed before
>Somehow Justin is able to hold half a conversation, constantly glancing over at the squirming teen on your arm's lap
>JU: "Uh...you ok?"
>JA: "SASSA-frass...Mm! Yep! Great Ohhhhohoho better than great!"
>This is probably the lewdest thing you've ever done
>...and you're not even doing it
>Tendy lord to the end

...cont
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>>1437589

>You manage to ask Justin about the game
>He explains that all you need to do is play defense
>Keeping the other team off him long enough to get his passes in
>Not bad
>A good strategy even
>Justin eventually can't take the obvious PDA
>JU: "Jeeze, Anon you're almost as bad as Brad."
>A: "Brad?"
>JU: "Yeah. Sir Braddick the Poonslayer. He's the kicker. You and him should trade lady crushing tips sometime."
>As he walks off you can tell how much wonton sexualish acts push him away
>Is Justin a pure boy?
>Weird

>You are Anon
>You are late for class and are alone with JANNA

What do?
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>>1437589
SEX PLEASE
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>>1437593
GO TO CLASS
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>>1437593
>>1437589
>>1437585
DEVILICIOUS
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>>1437593
Walk to class while giving Janna a ride. Fuck if we're going to stop Muscles right now. He's gone eight months without slapping ass.
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>>1437593
class time

also, wash your hands
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>>1437589
>>1437593

MUSCLES NO

ANON'S ONLY 14 FOR GOD'S SAKE, WE ALLOWED ONLY A BUTT SLAP

A BUTT SLAP!

Eh, I don't really care. Let's head to class.
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>>1437593
That's quite enough, at least for now.
Let's go to class before anything goes wrong.
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>>1437593
CLASS NIGGA
ANON
JANNA
IN CLASS
RIGHT NOW
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>>1437593
"Sorryjannamuscleshasntslappedassfor8monthsandhewasreallyrepressedandyouseemedlikeyouwereupforitsorrykaythanksbye"
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>>1437593
GO TO CLASS
FIND PEOPLE TO BULLY
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>>1437593
Wash your hands. Go to class.
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>>1437593
Uh, I need to get to class... You n Muscles can continue this some other time.
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>>1437593
poor justin.
go to class and reel in muscles.
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>>1437593
Oh well
>give the smuggest grin known to man
>Go to class
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>>1437593
>>1437603
Seems about right. Really nervous and gushing Anon. But we must go to the classes for our learning! Anon has to get in a good college you know?
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>>1437593
Let's go to class. This is enough lewdness for one week.
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>>1437593
What class is it, math? Yeah anon and Janna don't give a fuck. Get into class, let Janna take her normal seat but stretch muscles so that he always remains connected with nirvana.

Make a game of getting her to make funny noises in class but stay over the cloth.
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Ah wait, is Janna in the class we go to? Go drop her off then go to the late class.
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>>1437603
this
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SESSION PAUSE

A quick break for Lunch
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>>1437593
W-we should do lewd things.
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>>1437640
Like hide in the bathroom together for an hour lewd things or stealth touching and giggling in public lewd things?
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>>1437647
I was thinking handholding
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>>1437593
It's time to stop the PDA
We can ask Janna for a private buttslap session later.
There are other matters we must address.
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>>1437652
>Degeneracy like handholding.
Police should be knocking on this door any minute now.
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>>1437647
>>1437652
All these suggestions are so lewd.... I'm up for them.
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>>1437652
W-woah l-lewd
B-but okay
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>>1437652
Holy shit anon we only just got to the buttfondling phase slow down.
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>>1437593
Oh God.
Mentally allow a buttslap to appease Muscles, then stop him and apologiize to Janna.
Jackie route best route
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>>1437652
DO IT
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>>1437593
COITUS INTERRUPTUS
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>>1437462
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>>1437652
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4
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>>1437652
Supporting
>>
Going to class while Holding hands
Degenerates the lot of you, supporting!
>>
YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK JACKIE'S HEART YOU HORNS SHITHEADS
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>>1437725
YOU FRICKIN FRICKS! YOU RUINED THE STAR FANBASE!
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>>1437652
Man If she were wearing pants I'd say shove our hand in a back pocket and walk to class but eh, hand holding is fine.On the way to the bathroom stall with the hole for heavy makouts in a dead world.
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>>1437772
>implying there ever was enough of a Star Fanbase for it to matter
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>>1437767
Not holding one of their hands each
>>
LUNA WARS PART 2 PASTEBIN
https://pastebin.com/er231Lwh

Part 1:
https://pastebin.com/8CvbeuaS

Thoughts?
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>>1437778
Best end.
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>>1437593
>>1437593

>Ew
>Lewd
>EWD!
>You have to pry Janna off of Muscles
>It's not so hard once you figure out how to get his fingers loose
>You're back in control
>A part of you wants to keep it that way
>Janna can't walk straight
>You support her while you rush to class
>JA: "Anon...mmm I'm sorry I don't have a phone."
>A: "What?"
>JA: "Jackie texts you all the time and sends me your memes on Headbook. I'd text you too but...damn I'm poor."
>She's asleep
>This Bitch is snuggling you
>After all that crude lewdness
>You push the door open to class
>Everyone looks up from rolecall to stare
>You're carrying a very sweaty Janna
>Who you put down in a nearby desk
>Then walk across the room
>Arms straight
>To wash your hands
>???: "WOOOOOOOO! GO ANON!"
>Silence, whoever you are
>You have no evidence

cont
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>>1437807

>Mr. A: "Anon..."
>You turn slowly, drying the shame from your entire forearm
>A: "Yes?"
>Your math teach, Mr. Anderson has lowered his glasses at you
>The most expressive face you've ever seen him make
>Mr. A: "Please sit down. I'll mark you as tardy..."
>He sighs for a solid minute
>Mr. A: "Again."

cont
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>>1437809

>As you sit you notice three people next to you

>Sabrina, one of the cheerleaders that run with Brittney Wong
>A passed out Football player (You can tell by the Letterman Jacket)
>Some fat kid you think you've seen one ti-
>Oh
>It's Ferguson

What do?
>>
>>1437812
APOLOGIZE TO FERGUSON

DENY THE BULLY
DENY THE PATH OF MUSCLES
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>>1437812
Pay attention to the lesson, of course. Our grades are terrible enough already.
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>>1437812
apologize to ferg
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>>1437812
Apologize to ferg
>>
>>1437812
>Apologize to Ferguson about earlier
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>>1437812
APOLOGIZE NOW
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>>1437812
>Talk to Ferguson about the sportsball game
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>>1437812
It's time...... secret DEMON path time. Completely ignore Ferg and go to Sabrina.
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>>1437812
Smack that ass.
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>>1437812
Apologize to the Ferg. Flip off Brittney if she raises any shit.
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>>1437812
Yo Ferg, that shit last friday was whack and I'm sorry. Just going through some things you know?
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>>1437812
Apologize to Ferg.
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>>1437812
apologize to ferg, and then put attention to classes
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>>1437824
>>
>>1437812
Apologize
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>>1437824
Changing to Demon path
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>>1437812
>>Sabrina, one of the cheerleaders that run with Brittney Wong
>Sabrina, one of the cheerleaders that run with Brittney Wong
>Sabrina, one of the cheerleaders that run with Brittney Wong
TALK TO HER NOOOOOW
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>>1437812
this >>1437824
>>
>>1437824
Demon Path forever
>>
>>1437824
This
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>>1437812
Apologize to Ferguson
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>>1437824
You know what, I'll change to demon path as well.

Ferg needs to step up if he wants an apology.
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APOLOGIZE! NOW!
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>>1437812
apologize to the ferg.
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>>1437812
Apologize publically
>>
DEMON PATH.

FUCK THE NERDS.
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>>1437812
Kid needs to grow a backbone just not sure how to get that across to him
>>
>>1437824
WE ARE ALREADY A DEMON
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>>1437850
We do so with the DEMON path!
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>>1437812
APOLOGIZE NOW OR YOU'LL BE REMOVED
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>>1437812
Apologize
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YOU FUCKS
Sabrina doesn't like bullies

If you wanna be on her good side you have to apologize.
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Five minutes remain...before the counting begins
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>>1437812
Apologize to Ferguson
>>
Fuck you moralfags, Demon path is best path!
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>>1437854
So ignoring him is going to solve the problem? Sounds more likePussyboy path to me
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>>1437812

>Hey Ferguson. How does a man stop his arm from slapping the ass before him. At the sportsball on Friday I'm supposed to play and somehow keep this hand of mine from slapping everyone's shit.

I ask you as a man, How does one avoid the temptation?
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>>1437812
Apologize to ferg
>>
>>1437865
What problem is there? All we're doing is not apologizing for putting him in his place. He needs to learn personal space!
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>>1437812
>Apologize to Ferg.

It was the arm, not us.
>>
>>1437865
You don't shove your butt in someones face without expecting red cheeks.
>>
THE VOTES WILL NOW BE COUNTED
THE PATH WILL BE CHOSE!
WILL YOU APOLOGIZE TO FERGUSON
OR WILL YOU PURSUE THEM HOES!?

Let's a go
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>>1437812
>apologize to Ferg
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>Mr. Anderson
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>>1437887
>Using my screenshot
So much for dirty phone posting
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>>1437812
>>1437812
>>1437812

THE VOTES

>Apologize
17 votes

>Demon Route of Ignoring Ferg for Sabrina
10 votes

>Other/class
1 vote
>You haven't even sit down before you approach Ferg
>A: "Hey. Ferguson, right?"
>He leans back when you get close, not speaking
>A: "Dude, I gotta apologize. The other day I was going through some stuff and just...well my arm has immense butt-lust. It's crazy. You shook your donk in my face and I'm not ready for that much intimacy without a warning first."
>Mr. Anderson has stopped teaching to listen to this
>A: "I don't expect you to just forgive me right away. I just also don't want it to seem like I don't give a shit. I used to get -way- harder by guys like Patrick and uh...some family members. Look, I'm sorry ok? Hope you uh...hope you stop freeballing in the Possum costume. Shit's nasty."
>You sit
>The class is a cemetary

>Roll CHARISMA!
d20 + 1!
>>
>>1437871
This
>>
Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
It was worth it.
>>
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
FUCK
>>
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
Oh great, spaghetti time.
>>
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
*finger guns*
>>
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
Rolling.
>>
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
I'm helping.
>>
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1437903
Whats our cha stat again?
>>
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1437903
The d10 of apologizization!
>>
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
Rolling for inspirational speech and mascots around the world stop freeballing it.
>>
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
ALLE VOY
>>
Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437903
>>1437922
its +2
>>
Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
Let's see if I can fuck this up.
>>
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
DICE!
>>
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
The dice giveth and the dice taketh away
>>
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
>>1437903
>+1
Don't we actually have +2?
>>
https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
CHA is +2, not +1.
>>
wait dont we have a +2 for charisma?
>>
What
>>
>>1437903
isn't charisma +2?
>>
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
Ayyyy
>>
>>1437951
shit son
>>
>>1437913
>>1437913

The winner!

>16 total

>>1437909
>>1437921
+2 -2

>>1437921
-2

>14 total

>Nobody claps or jeers you
>Nobody makes fun of you either
>Ferg doesn't look totally convinced
>He kind of just glares at you while looking like he might cry
>Then stuffs his face into his arms
>Sabrina makes eye contact with you though, she looks confused
>Like even doing something like that wasn't in the realm of possibility
>Mr. A: "Touching."
>The class resumes
>In the middle of it that sleeping Jock wakes up and tales some messy notes
>You notice his number and name
>Oshit
>That's Brad
>Braddick the Poonslayer

cont
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>>1437951
>>1437952
>>1437954
>>1437955
>>
>>1437960

>You have no opportunities to ditch today but you have several options here in school

>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>The Jock (Save all energy until Gym. Then go ham) Possible Physical increase

Choices will resume at the end of school!
>>
>>1437960
Quest, cha is +2
The roll is 15
>>
>>1437963
>>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
>>
>>1437963
>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
We need those grades, man.
>>
>>1437963
>>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
Talk to Brad
Become true demon
Fate us shown us our hand and its time to play it
>>
>>1437963
>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>
>>1437963
The Socialite
>>
>>1437963
Full on student for today.
>>
>>1437963
>The Jock
Might be good to bond with muscles
>>
>>1437963
>>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>
>>1437963
>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)

Slaves are important to ones empire.

>>1437968
>>1437971
>>1437975

Fuckin' nerds.
>>
>>1437963

>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
>>
>>1437963
>>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>
>>1437963
Socialite ples
>>
>>1437963
Full student.
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>>1437963
>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>
>>1437966
>>1437966

The Middling result still stands as the DC for full success was higher than 15 but good catch.
I'll be a little more mindful and thank you for having Anon's character sheet handy.
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>>1437963
>Full on Student
Because goodness knows we need the grades. That and the Int.
>>
>>1437963
>>The Jock (Save all energy until Gym. Then go ham) Possible Physical increase

We need those gains back, maybe ask Justin to hit the gym sometime.
>>
>>1437963
>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>
>>1437960
We have plus 2 charisma so
>He rolled a 15 + 2
>+2 -2
>-2
15+2=17
17-2=15
We passed DC
Also maybe you should put what kind of + bonus we get every time we roll for something.
>>
>>1437963
>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
>>
>>1437963
>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
CHA is not a dump stat.
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>>1437963
>>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
Quit being a dum dum anon. I want to surprise our troll teacher when at the end of the year Anon has a solid B at least for his last report sheet.
>>
>>1437991
dc was 20 not 15.
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>>1437999
Oh, then I guess it doesn't matter thanks for clearing that up for me
>>
>>1437963
Socialite
>>
>>1437960
Either Brittany has a thing for the powerful sticking up for the common man or she likes the idea of us being a buttfiend.
>>
>>1438020
> Brittany
Sabrina?
>>
>>1437963
>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
>>
>>1437963
>>1437976
Changing mine to student
>>
this

WE STUDENT
>>
>>1437963
>>Full on Student
>>
>>1438035
Yeah , that bitch.
>>
>>1437989
>>1437963
changing to student.
>>
>>1437963
>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>
>>1438051
No, Brittany is the bitch one.
>>
>>1437963
>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)

Gotta get ourselves an education.
>>
>>1437960
Socialite


you're welcome anonkin
>>
>>1437963
>>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>
>>1438056
She's a bitch anon, not the in your face kind but the subby side character kind.
>>
Socialite.
>>
>>1437963
>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
>>
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Tiempo de contar!!

>The Socialite...
9 votes

>Full on Student
9 votes...

>We Have
>A TIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE

SPECIAL EVENT
SPECIAL EVENT
Writing now!
>>
>>1438090
Is every tie a special event?
>>
>>1438090
STUDY WITH FRIENDS
or try to study but everyone keeps bothering us.
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>>1438094
Ye
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>>1438090
WOOO raise ya hands!
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>>1438090
>angry Star
PANIC
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>>1438101
Two can play at that game.
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>>1438090
>Just watch me, guys.
>I'll solve equations with my left hand
>and make friends with the right

>I'll take a potato chip...
>>
>>1438132
>Make friends with the right
Well, you could say we made VERY good friends with Janna with our right arm! Hehe!
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>The day starts to blur by
>You focus in on your studies
>The spirit of your time with Hekapoo still lives
>You don't see school as a chore anymore
>It's just more training
>You find new ways to get ahead
>Realize how things are supposed to work in Anatomy surprisingly well
>Ms. Skullnik actually smiles at you
>Holy dicks
>Ms. S: "Glad to see borrowing that book helped, ey kid?"
>Nice
>Braddick vanished after second period with this one girl almost nobody talks to
>Ingrid
>She's one of Janna's friends, a German Goth exchange student
>Nobody sees them until lunch
>They come in together but sit at totally different tables
>You're munching with the Bro-horde
>Although it's more like grazing
>Everyone's on that high-protein low carb shit
>Except you
>HaHA tendies
>Braddick nearly destroys the table when he sits
>B: "Sup."
>Sups echo across the table while you all stuff your faces

cont
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>>1438135
>>
Ok, how about I put nothing in the comment field will that work?
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>>1438137
>That's when the image of Sabrina being dragged by claws into the woods spurts out of Brad's head
>You almost deep throat a tendy
>You stare, not sure how to approach this
>That's when you hear the whip crack
>You look up
>Brittney is standing over you
>Br: "Hey, Non."
>She stuffs a piece of paper in your mouth
>You hork, spitting it up on the table
>It's an invitation
>To Brittney's Birthday

What do?
cont
>>
>>1438146
4chan mods confirmed anti-anon.
>>
>>1438146
Well it changed the colour of your ID.
>>
>>1438149
accept the invitation of course
>>
>>1438149
DO YOU JUST LIKE SHOVING THINGS IN MY MOUTH!? Ask first, then I might be okay with it. FUCK.
>>
>>1438149
Uh,thanks
>>
>>1438149
>>1438149

Pardon the interruption, Questers. I'm changing my name to do a test.

>The day starts to blur by
>You focus in on your studies
>The spirit of your time with Hekapoo still lives
>You don't see school as a chore anymore
>It's just more training
>You find new ways to get ahead
>Realize how things are supposed to work in Anatomy surprisingly well
>Ms. Skullnik actually smiles at you
>Holy dicks
>Ms. S: "Glad to see borrowing that book helped, ey kid?"
>Nice
>Braddick vanished after second period with this one girl almost nobody talks to
>Ingrid
>She's one of Janna's friends, a German Goth exchange student
>Nobody sees them until lunch
>They come in together but sit at totally different tables
>You're munching with the Bro-horde
>Although it's more like grazing
>Everyone's on that high-protein low carb shit
>Except you
>HaHA tendies
>Braddick nearly destroys the table when he sits
>B: "Sup."
>Sups echo across the table while you all stuff your faces
>That's when the image of Sabrina being dragged by claws into the woods spurts out of Brad's head
>You almost deep throat a tendy
>You stare, not sure how to approach this
>That's when you hear the whip crack
>You look up
>Brittney is standing over you
>Br: "Hey, Non."
>She stuffs a piece of paper in your mouth
>You hork, spitting it up on the table
>It's an invitation
>To Brittney's Birthday

What do?
>>
>>1438149
Sounds fun.
>>
>>1438137
>I'll take a chicken tendie...
>>
>>1438149
"Sweet. Can Janna and Jackie come?"

Eat yo' tendies and eye Brad.
>>
>>1438149
Read Brad's mind.

Shit aint fucking right.

Accept the invitation. Tell Brittney she should at least take you to dinner first before shoving shit down your throat.
>>
>>1438149
Accept invitation, it could be fun
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>>1438157
Sounds fun.
>>
>>1438157
>>1438157
Something about my name was keeping me from posting and at certain lengths. Not sure what to do about this.

Figure out your course of actions, Anons
>>
>>1438157
........ TIME!!! FOR!!! THE SECRET DEMON PATH! AHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Take that fucking piece of paper and shove it right back into her mouth!
>>
>>1438157
>>That's when the image of Sabrina being dragged by claws into the woods spurts out of Brad's head
WAIT WHAT
>>
>>1438157
Accept invitation, I think we will enjoy ourselves at her party.
>>
>>1438149
>>1438161
Ask this while reading Brad's mind more. I smell bodysnatcher plot.
>>
>>1438157
Say Thanks.

And read Brad's mind.
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>>1438162
Seconding
>>
>>1438149
Read her mind
"Thanks sweetheart, But next time you wanna invite guests over how about you use your words yes."
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>>1438174
Nah nigga, read Brittney's mind
>>
Read Brad's mind. Also say you'll go.
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>>1438161
This.
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>>1438149
Start wondering how the fuck you are going to afford a birthday gift good enough for the queen bitch.
>>
After this we should walk past Sabrina and read her mind, we know she went to another part of the cafeteria. Try walking past her even if it's not to our class.
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>>1438157
Sure, let's go to the party. Sounds like it'll be fun. The gift might be a problem, however.
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>>1438157
Read Brad's mind, find out what the hek was going on with that Sabrina image. Also accept Invitation to cool kids party.
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>>1438173
I forgot we could read minds. Read that motherfuckers thought paste.
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>>1438182
Agreed.
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>>1438157
>>1438167

Nay. It is time for the SUPER SECRET SUPRA DEMON Path.
>Commence spontaneous slaughter.
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>>1438157
>read Brad's mind
>>
>>1438137
DO THS
>>1438162
GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WITH SABRINA
>>
>>1438195
Now that's a bit too stupidly edgy, even for me.
>>
>>1438204
Why let a bit of edge get in the way of a good slaughter?
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>>1438206
I said stupid for a reason, genius. Even then, these kids aren't worth the slaughter. I wouldn't even get out of bed to try and kill one of them. Getchyo edge in check man.
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>>1438206
Simple slaughter is nice and all, but meaningful slaughter is best.
We should only slaughter those who act like animals. Like Monsters.
>>
Interrogate Brad about Brittney, why did he think of Brittney being dragged away in the woods
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>>1438214
Why let a bit of purpose and meaning get in the way of a good slaughter?
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>>1438214
>Gas the liggers now!!!
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>>1438224
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>>1438157
Let's make a tiny undead to tail both Brad and Sabrina. They can report back to us every morning with their findings, or rush back to us in case of an emergency.
>>
>>1438220
8
KILL KILL KILL KILL
KILL KILL KILL KILL
IS
THE FIRST
FOLD
OF
INFINITY
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>>1438220
>>1438249
reach heaven through violence then
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>>1438254
That's the most reasonable thing I've heard all week.
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>>1438254
I mean.. I'm 90% sure we've got scissors that can skip that whole violence part and straight to heaven. I mean we've been to hell.
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>>1438254
We need a jersey.

A red and green, 88 jersey.
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>>1438270
Heaven doesn't exist, there is only Iowa
>>
In other news, in the Discord, an iowan anon got a date. Good shit man.
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>>1438273
Black and white 1488 Jesery with skulls
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>>1438149
Accept the invitation then read Brad's mind.
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>>1438287
>now he's freaking out because he's getting paranoid she mid have a dick.
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>>1438306
>>1438287
KEEP THE DISCORD AUTISM TO DISCORD

FUK
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>>1438317
No
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>>1438285
>>
>>1438270
Heaven has a toll that needs to be paid. Either with good deeds or bloodshed.
>>
/qst/ mods are prunning Quest's posts for some autistic reason. So we are getting one last closing post for today.
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>>1438287
>>1438306
Kill yourself, keep the discord shit IN discord
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archive?
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>>1438349
Well shit.
Those fuckers.
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>You ignore Brittney
>Focusing on the freaked out images pouring out of Brad's head
>Lots of ass and titty
>Some football
>A fast car
>Then a car with huge scary teeth
>The car is eating women
>Girls
>You see flashes of sores and weeping wounds
>You gag
>Brittney has been glaring at you this whole time
>You don't notice
>You don't care
>Something fucky is going on
>A: "Hey."
>You say out of nowhere
>Brad snaps out of his own reverie to look at you
>B: "Yah?"
>A: "Justin told me about you. You're Brad, right?"
>B: "Indeed, bropenhagen."

cont
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>>1438382
>A: "Name's Anon. I was told you know how to get chicks. Care to swap notes?"
>B: "You know anything that I don't?"
>You smirk
>A: "I know how to smack an ass so hard the girl gets a concussion and thanks me later."
>J: "Can confirm!"
>God dammit Janna
>Get out of the rafters
>Brittney has snatched her invitation off the table
>Uh oh
>Br: "Nobody ignores me, weirdo! Chase tail with the hound dog if that's what you want. Enjoy obscurity, FUH-reek!"
>She stomps off
>Sabrina stays behind
>Just for a second
>S: "Thanks for what you did. For Ferg. He's not ok about what happened but...you made him feel a little better."
>She starts running after Brittney and the other cheerleaders
>S: "See you at the game!"
>You are Anon
>You disregard status
>Aquire knowledge of bitches
>You have no idea what's up with Brad
>He grins up at you, moving his lock of curly hair from his eye
>B: "Sick burn, dude..."
>Although you do intend to find out.


SESSION END
Epilouge post later tonight
Thanks for playing!
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>>1438385
Thanks for running Quest! Hope Mods stop being dicks!
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>>1438385
Thanks for running.
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>>1438385
Thank you for running today, man.
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>>1438385
>>Br: "Nobody ignores me, weirdo! Chase tail with the hound dog if that's what you want. Enjoy obscurity, FUH-reek!"

See, I would normally say "pfft, fuck her. We gon crash her party" but we have more important things to do. Quite frankly even if we did keep the invitation I'd say let's ignore it.

After all, we still need to save our Mommy.

Side note, hope the bullshit's cleared up soon, Quest! Thanks for jogging.
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>>1438385
Right on.
Thanks for running it's the first time I got to participate in this quest and it was fun.

Have a good night and hopefully thing get better, technical wise, for ya.
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>>1438408
Blessings to you, friend
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>>1438385
This motherfucker has been watching too many horror movies.
What an amazing trick, no one's EVER thought of going to scary movies to get girls to hang on to you. SUPER ORIGINAL BRUH.
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All right.
Star's aggro'd onto us. Better avoid it.
We still need a gemstone and to condense the HOLEworld into a wand
We gotta find out how to read the book, or find someone who can.
We have those quests for the armor and the crystal skull, I forget exact details.
The Hobo mentioned 1770 Wurther Street. possible lead.
We totally need to summon and control 2 tiny creatures, considering how damn free it is and how effective the cockroach was at covering our mistakes.
We got a ball game later.
Plus we gotta respawn mom, somehow.

That's quite the list of things to do.

What's a tiny creature that's useful? I was thinking one of the poisonous ones but poison production doesn't continue after death.
Might be better to get some kind of spiderbro, and a cute flying insect such as a butterfly.
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>>1438433
Frogs. Frogs would be nice.

Also, it's generally agreed that for the armor we're gonna research and hunt a swamp drake.

Also, we need a pair of magical eyes from skeletor. Which he doesn't even use, he just has.

And, do you think we can use our scissors to break into a jewelry store and steal a gemstone or two?

Oh, and Heckapoo will direct us to someone who can read the book if we get our wand.
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What kicked Marco's ass?
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>>1438459
Life. He got a taste of Anon's life.
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>>1438459
He's just having a bad day.
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>>1438459
Probably dice gods
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>>1438433
For surveillance reasons, an undead fly would do wonderfully, especially now that we can have them speak. Can plant it on someone to watch, and they're usually fast enough to avoid death, unless they're using a fly swatter. They can't sense the rush of air as it comes down.

Can't think of another at the moment.
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Birds can be useful scouts.
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>>1438433
A fly to act as our eyes and ears when we aren't around would be useful. Maybe a seagull as we are near the ocean. It would help us nip problems like Brad here in the bud. Apart from that I don't know. At this level our necromancy skills are only good for surveillance or specific tasks e need to be present and aware of.

Checking in on that street hobro mentioned could be hekauseful as he seems to either have super good intentions or could reveal some super bullshit we really need to get on top of.
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>>1438413
Rock on dude.
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>>1438471
Amusingly, Flies are now evolving to avoid anything brightly colored and moving.
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>>1438481
Then solve the problem the same way Texans solve the hog problem.

Make sure none of them get smarter to avoid death.

Or set up that jar-thing with a one way entrance and jab a piece of meat inside of it; watch flies go in and not be able to get back out.
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>>1438494
You mean hit them with toilet lids?
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>>1438471
>>1438451
i would prefer insect spies because they don't look that different when dead, and at first glance they look normal. Also they are small enough to be out of sight most of the time, unlike frogs or birds, which they do look like corpses after some time..
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>>1438592
But how are we going to subtly fuck with Marco without frogs?
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Go with an undead spider, no one notices spiders unless they want you to notice them and by then its too late.
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>>1438599
we won't until we know how to make our undead minions look alive.
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>>1438643
Who says they need to look alive?
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>>1438643
We'll just have partially decomposed animals pop up and only let him see them.

They'll just be their.

Staring.

With colourful party hats.
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We should mind read the goth girl,she seems to know something about Brad.
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>>1438385

SESSION EPILOUGE

>After lunch you kind of coasted through the day
>Passed Star in the hallway
>She actually stopped to say hi
>Nothing more, just "Hey, Anon."
>With a weak little wave
>Didn't seem like she wasn't trying
>She just had no idea what else to say
>You wonder how many people she's known that have genuinely surprised her
>At least, the way you have
>Just some mean kid
>To be fair, that is how you met
>She learned your name
>You said something pretty fucked up
>Bam!
>Right in the face
>Funny how you've taken a lot worse now
>That hit would be a love tap these days
>You're not the guy she thought you were
>You're you...and don't need to wonder how she sees you
>You don't respond to Star
>You kept eye contact as you marched alongside the bros but said.
>Nothing.
>Justin shows you the weight room
>Much cleaner than you expected
>Some of the shit you saw in Brad's head sticks with you
>He doesn't act that strange
>A little out of it but he hits some monster lifts
>Especially for a lanklet
>You struggle in this physical fitness shit
>Muscles curled somebody's squat warm-up
>S-showoff

cont
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>>1439035
>>1439035

>A girl shows up
>Not sure how she handles all the manliness in here but-
>Oh
>She's here for Brad
>B: "See ya, fags."
>Justin tries to stop him
>Ju: "Raddick, you've been cutting out of workouts to uh..."
>He glances at the girl, censors himself for modesty
>Ju: "Chill with friends. For the last month and half. You're not gonna have any cardio at the game."
>B: "What are you, my step dad?"
>Ju: "I'm the J-V captain, dickmunch."
>B: "Yeah well I'm a Sophmore so I'm practically varsity. Go screw. Coach won't let you cut me I'm too fast."
>Brad's a bit defensive and kind of dick
>Like he's antsy to get somewhere
>B: "I'm gonna go get some. You queers suck each other off all you want."
>The girl looks mortified
>Also kind of shocked
>Like she didn't plan on a hookup
>Still, the two walk off together with Brad's arm over her shoulders
>He slouches resembling a wilted telephone pole
>You drop the ten pounders you were super setting
>Justin blocks your chest as you try to walk out
>Ju: "Nuh-uh Muscles."
>Your arm jerks, thinking it's being addressed
>Ju: "If anybody in here needs the crash course, it's you. You're my secret weapon."
>A: "I'm worried about that girl."
>Ju: "Trust me. She'll walk again someday. Braddick ain't that rough. Besides, they all say yes. Nothing we can do. He's got the touch. Now get down here and spot me on leg press."

cont
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>>1439038
>>1439038

>Your afternoon is spent liftan
>Sweatan
>Runnan
>Your body hates you all over again
>Still, your mind is ready for it
>Thanks, Hekadude
>Eventually you get back home
>The street lights are already on
>Some guy tried to mug you
>You think he landed somewhere in Anaheim
>Muscles and you don't have time for fools anymore
>Right as you close your front door you hear it

https://youtu.be/P--BuBdNXxw

>???: "PRIVELEDGE IS REAL AND ALLL WHITE MALLES HAVE THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooossst! AWWOOOO!!"
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>>1439039
>>1439039

>That was close
>Way too fucking close
>Lightning cracks outside
>Rain begins belting the roof
>Where did this come from!?

>???: "I don't see COOLOOOORRRR!! WE'RE ALL ONE PEEEEEEEEOPPPLE AAWWWWOOOO!!!"

>Wait didn't that voice just say white privilege was a thing how can both those statement-

https://youtu.be/8_8Pk7pwNUI

>You hear a human scream
>Blood splatters from over your neighbor's fence
>You hear crunching
>Then choking

>???: "EUCH! YOU SHITLOOOORRRRRRDD! YOU WEREN'T EVEN REALLY VEGAN! RESPECT MY LIFE-STYUHHHLLLLL!!! I DESERVE RESPEEECT! AWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
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>>1439044

>You are Anon
>Level 6 who knows what
>You are alone in your house
>Something just ate your neighbor
>...and has an alternative lifestyle you do NOT understand
>You have no idea what's happening or why
>All you know is that your privilege is about to be checked


NEXT SESSION TOMORROW AT 2PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

TUNE IN FOR THE FRIGHTENING SESSION OF!


https://youtu.be/TJZ5uP3eBKQ

NIGHT. OF THE WERE-YUPPIE!
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>>1439044
>>1439039
>>1439038
>>1439035
>werewolf.jpg
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>>1439051
>>1439051

Session end

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Thanks for playing
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>>1439057
You forgot the character sheet
https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
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So who knows a good place to purchase silvered weapons?
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>>1439067
I would say check the kitchen drawers for silver dining ware for Muscles to use, maybe bend them around its fists to make impromptu brass knuckles, but I doubt we have anything more fancy than plastic utensils.
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aw shiet.
Social Justice Werewolves
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You guys think we should start wearing a mask or something just so weird shit doesn't try to find out who we are and were we live?
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>>1439132
Maybe a goalie mask so we can go Casey Jones/Jason Vorheese.
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So what will be our plan for dealing with the werewolves? so far we have came up with 2

we could surprise him with the sheer raw power muscles can deliver and take him out quickly on surprise alone

or wear him down with our magic

afterwards we would want to question him about who he is, what is he doing etc however we would need to raise some dead first to hold him down, or tie him to the ground either way
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>>1439415
we could use the scissors to teleport him and us to europe or japan. or somewhere that is currently daytime. that should end the curse effect immediately.
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We could also jump inside of him then use COMBUSTION
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>>1439418
I like this idea.
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Whatever we do, obviously don't get bit and become a werewolf ourselves.
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>>1439415>>1439418
We don't know who the werewolf is, or if there are near other nearby.
We need to survey the situation before we engage. Try to figure out how many there are and who they are as humans.
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>>1439418
Good idea
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>>1439502
we wait for the first to lunge at us, we teleport it to japan or russia or australia. then we search for others and repeat the cycle until we're satisfied.
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>>1439418
>jump into portal to indoors on other side of earth
Let him transform back into human upon being duped
Beat him, harvest some of his fat, and leave him alive in the trash dump.
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>>1439505
>>1439502
forgot to ada: then we go to their new location to interrogate them.
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>>1439502
of course, engaging in a skirmish without surveying the situation is almost a death sentence
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>>1439525
>>1439502
so do we send a little spy fly to get the scoop first?
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>>1439531
that is not a bad idea and I will take it into heavy consideration however it appears the main questers are caught up in a moral war so trying to get them to think right now will be a hard fought task
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>>1439538
it's gonna be the sea trolls all over again.
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>>1439538
i don't know what they are foghting about. we ain't killing anyone. the idea of moving the werewolves to japan is so that they can regain their human forms and we can talk to them.
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>>1439051
>GAHH!!! KILL IT!!!
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a plan.
>Send spy fly to find where the werewolf is exactly
>open portal to Japan, or somewhere that it's daylight right now
>open portal next to werewolf, take it by surprise
>use Muscles to pull the werewolf into the portal to Japan or wherever
>interrogate

how's that sound?
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>>1439551
Why do we need the spy fly? Do we even have a dead fly?
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Revised Japan portal idea:
>open portal in front of werewolf
>shout "ABORTION IS MURDER" or "THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS"
>run inside portal
>profit
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>>1439551
We know where the werewolf is exactly though.
It's right behind the neighbor's blood-dripping fence.

I think it's more important to check if there are other werewolves nearby.
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>>1439553
there's dead flies everywhere, just check the corners of your kitchen tabletop.

Also, we don't know where the werewolf is exactly, we just have a vague 'next door', so we find out where it is exactly so we can make a portal right next to it
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>>1439555
I think it COULD have moved since then. Also, checking for more werewolves IS a good idea.
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>>1439558
How do you know there's dead flies? Did Quest say there was dead flies?

Also, why do we need a portal? Let's just hop the fucking fence.
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>>1439562
If we hop the fence we're open to attacks. The portal is faster and makes sure we get the drop on the werewolf.

also, why WOULDN'T there be dead flies around?
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SESSION START!

>You are Anon
>Level 6: ???
>You are currently alone in your house
>With some awful monster outside, screaming contradictory statements and...eating someone

CHARACTER SHEET
https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

>You are currently in your living room at the front door
>You can see the entrance to the kitchen, which has the backdoor in it
>To your right are the stairs which lead up to your and your Pare- err Mom's room

What do?

>???: "IN ALL OF HISTORY THERE IS NO INVENTION WORSE THAN THE GUUUUUUNNN! IT IS A TOOL WHO'S ONLY FUNCTION IS TO END HUMAN LYYYYYFFFFEE! AWWWOOOOO!!!"

>Man, this thing likes to scream
>You should show it 3senpai
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>>1439566
let's go make a spy fly first. I'd like to know if there's any other werewolves out there, and if we can find the exact location of the beast then all the better.
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>>1439566
scout with a dead fly, we need to know the location of a werewolf
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>>1439566
Check on Mom. For the love of god check on Mom.
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>>1439566
Raise dead fly, then use it for recon.
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>>1439570
supporting this as well
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>>1439566
Fly spy is go. In the mean time, find Mom.
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>>1439566
Mind link with the wolf and tell it to shut the fuck up people are trying to sleep
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>>1439566
Roll DEX to sneak.
Scout ahead using undead tiny creatures.

Need to know what this thing is and if there are other nearby.
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>>1439566
>GAHH, KILL IT!!!
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>>1439570
it says we are alone in our house.

>>1439566
I support the scouting,maybe do some mind reading.
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>>1439578
we need him alive for questioning
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>>1439566
send a dead fly outside to check on it's location and wtf is going on

Go up to mom's to ensure she's secure before acting on the SJWerewolf
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>>1439580
I don't care if that's what it said, go check on her in her room. The wolf could be our mother.
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>>1439581
Why let a bit of questioning get in the way of a good slaughter?
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>>1439578
>>1439581
>>1439596
Okay fine.

>>1439566
I say we have Muscles do to the SJWerewolf what he did to Janna earlier.
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>>1439607
I also want to molest the SJW werewolf.
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>>1439566
>>1439566

>Many votes for undead spy
>Interesting

>Your powers have become so much easier to use since Hekaworld
>You creep toward the kitchen, spotting a fly or two trying to get into the fridge
>With a wave of your hand alone the fallen ones start to quiver back to animation
>You end up with two little scouts
>Their souls shimmer with delight and curiosity
>Seeing through them is painful
>Compounded images and constant movement
>You shake your head clear and usher them outside
>You swear you saw do a barrel roll or two on the way out
>Sick
>What you witness is hard to make out
>A hulking shape crouched down over meat splatter and gore
>It's shoulders rise and fall as it shovels meat, organs and bones into it's mouth
>It's muttering

>???: "I wanna go hunting...hrrrrr but only bow hunting! It's culturally relevant. I'm a 12th Comanche. GRRRRRRR Rah!"

>It turns, snapping one of your flies up in it's mouth
>You saw it's face
>Long nosed and fanged
>Wearing thick rimmed glasses
>It's fur is so curly
>Must use good product
>The other fly manages to avoid it's return to the void with sick flips and a free-fall drop
>Once high enough in the air you get a better look
>This thing is tall. 8 feet or so...long bodied.
>You can't see a shirt, just shreds of orange sleeves and some tight jeans
>The guy under it was definitely Mr. Johansen, your neighbor.
>He sold Heroin
>Fuck Mr. Johansen

What do?
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>>1439616
FIRST, make a portal to japan or australia, somewhere that it's daylight

THEN, make a portal appear behind the werewolf and pull the werewolf into the portal to daylight, using Muscles
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>>1439616
Should probably go out there and smack Mr. Johnson a few times until he calms down.
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>>1439616
try and sneak up on him and use scissors to open a portal to a barron place in which to fight
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>>1439616
Supporting this >>1439620
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>Orange shirt and jeans
JUSTIN NO
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>>1439616
>Time to molest the SJWerewolf
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>>1439616
Alright. Let's hop the fence and send the wolfy to the the other side of the earth. Sunny side up.
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>>1439616
Snipe it with a combust explosion.
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>>1439616
OK then,supporting the pacifist route,lure him into a portal.
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>>1439620
This
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>>1439634
hey, we still have to interrogate him afterwards. We can kill him once we get to know what we need to know.
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>>1439634
It's not pacifistic, it's smart. Less effort on our part to just throw it into a place where it's stripped of all its powers.
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>>1439634
supporting
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>>1439616
Lure the werewolf into a portal leading somewhere where sunny by triggering it.
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>>1439616
>>1439633
Changing vote to this
>>1439620
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>>1439638
>>1439639
Yeah yeah,i know. Not a pacifist myself, is just because everyone is being paranoids about the sjwerewolf being someone we know.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1439620
>>1439623
>>1439625
>>1439630
>>1439634

>A plain is laid
>To lure the beast!

This will require remarkable speed and cunning...

Roll Dexterity!

d20 + 3!
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>>1439653
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>>1439616
SECURE MOM

Bait him into running after you, run through door, place portal, let him run into portal

close portal

SOLVED
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Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
Rollan
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>>1439652
>quest describing the cloths Justin wears
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
What happens when we fuck this up and get bitten?
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
CMON BAYBE
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Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
Rolling Go
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
LURE! LURE! LURE THE ANGRY WOLF INTO THE PORTAL!
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
Rollin'.
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Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
Veinte ven a mi!
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
Time to fuckit up.
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Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
>1d20 + 3
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>>1439653
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439663
>>1439665
WEW LAD
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stop rolling everyone we have a winner
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Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
Roll rol rolll
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>>1439683
shhhhh....
let them have their fun.
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>>1439683
But if we get 1 more crit, that'd be a 20...

And what if DC is 20?
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>>1439687
and what if we get a crit fail?
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>>1439683
No keep rolling the DC might be 20
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>>1439691
Oh shush, DCs work in 5s.
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KEEP ROLLING

WE CAN STILL MAKE A 20
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>>1439691
Then we would fail eithet way.
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>>1439701
>>1439691
This.
We already have 18. If we roll 16 with a NAT 1 we still fail.
IF we get a 20 we might still pass.
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439698
rolling for 1 just to spite you
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>>1439653
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

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>>1439738
Can't fool me, faggotte!
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>>1439737>>1439738
Rolling goes 'dice 1d20 + 3' on the Options box for DEX.
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Whoops
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>>1439678

>WINNER!

>18 total

>>1439663
>>1439665
-2 +2

>18

>You've played some vidya
>Bonnered some Roos and denied false Cakes
>It's time to start thinking with portals
>SHHRRRRIP!
>You pry open the air to somewhere sunny. A red barren desert awaits you on the other side
>You step in, then open a portal back home
>Geeze
>How does anyone survive without these?
>You peek through to where the creature waits
>The pitch blackness of your backyard is all encompassing
>You snake Muscles into the portal
>He taps the Werewolf on it's shoulder
>???: "Hm?"
>Then SNATCHES HIM BY THE SNOUT, pulling him through the portal
>He does not go quietly
>Thrashing
>Snarling and kicking
>???: "Fucking THIS!"
>Your eyes connect as he passes into the sunlight
>His furry body crashes against the dry ground
>He stands up, screams at the blue sky with blood spittle rocketing from his mouth
>That's when you see it
>Dangling from off his sleeve
>The Echo Creek Highschool patch...that's not just a jacket
>It's a Letterman
>???: "RRRAAAHH! YOU SHIT LOOOORRRRD! YOU TOUCHED ME! RAPE! YOU'RE A RAPIISSST!"

>Ok, you're a rapist now
>So there's that
>Constanzaface.png
>A: "Buddy, I don't know who you are but nobody gets eaten in my backyard except maybe Jackie at some point if I'm lucky."
>???: "STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN! YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER! I'LL KILL YOOOOOOUUU! AWWWOORRR!!"
>HE LUNGES!

>He Crits
>You're pinned to the earth
>Muscles coils around the creature's throat, barely keeping it's mouth from closing around your head
>The claws however
>They shred your chest and stomach
>Blood is spattering up and out of you like a sprinkler
>The fucking thing is smiling
>???: "Die Cishet!"

>Anon has taken 10 dmg
>He has 10 health remaining
>What do?
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>>1439756
Throw him off, close the portal.

That's the end of that.

Maybe check back on him tomorrow. He won't die of one day without water.
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>>1439756
Explode. Fuck this guy.
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>>1439760
Well get back home first before closing the portal at least.
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Throw him off and try and break his legs with muscles

or just use explode
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>>1439756
Bite him in the nose as hard as possible.
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>>1439756
FIRE TIME
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>>1439756
EXPLODE
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>>1439756
>"Guess those stereotypes about werewolves were true"
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>>1439756
OK FUCK ME
1)Close Portals
2)BLAST THIS FUCKER WITH COMBUSTION or maybe just set his mane on fire
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>>1439756
>MOLESTATION TIME
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>>1439756
Use Combust to put some space between you and the werewolf.

TRY RUNNING INTO THE PORTAL AND CLOSING IT
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>>1439756
Explosion
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>>1439756
>>1439756
>>1439756

Clarification!

Anon has 50hp total not 20.

Anon has 40 hp remaining
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>>1439756
>a desert
Probably not many dead creatures here.

Blood for blood might work but man, it seems risky.

Explode in his face, at least to get time.
We have nothing to loose.
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>>1439789
Don't do this to us ever again.
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>>1439786
what this Anon said.

Leave the werewolf in the desert and see who doesn't come to school tomorow. It's a jock, so it won't be hard to pick out.
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>Time to really explode!
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Time to count!

Awoo
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>>1439800
>>1439770
>>1439761
>>1439767
You all do realize we don't know Explode?
We got FLESH CRAFT instead, so we CANNOT EXPLODE on demand.

We can make Muscles into a hammer and stuff though. Or pull blood from Werewolf, which is probably a bad idea.
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>>1439834
It's in the fucking Pastebin saying we can!
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>>1439834
COMBUSTION
Anon can use his WISDOM to manipulate the elements. Using laser like focus he can create FIRE and EXPLOSIONS.
Created fire cannot harm Anon.
It behaves as magical fire IE creatures immune to natural fire are not immune to it.

From char sheet
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

THE VOTES

>Explosion
8 votes

>Leaving
3 votes

It begins...

https://youtu.be/y-Gmg-XxNAc

>You leer up at the mess of teeth hanging over your face
>Half an eye dribbles out of this monster's throat
>That's it
>The air here is dry and hot
>The sun sizzles the sweat off you and your opponent
>You're gonna kill it
>Kill it with fire

ROLL WISDOM!

1D20 + 2!
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>>1439760
not tomorrow, but a few hours later, after securing our place and mom.

also, leave a spy fly with him so we know where he is.
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Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
Rollan
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
Time to die.
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
cmon baybe
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Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
CLEANSE WITH FIRE.
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
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Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
BOOM not fizzle pls
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
KABOOM!
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Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
BURN
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
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>>1439857
>>1439864
ANON'S LIFE IS SUFFERING
>>1439865
>>1439868
SUFFERRRINNG
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>>1439864
for us
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
NO FEAR HERE
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>>1439864
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
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>>1439864
>>1439873
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
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>>1439873
>>1439864
Oh it's another one of THESE ROUNDS
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>>1439864
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>>1439864
>>1439864
>>1439864

A critical failure...a natural 1

Writing.
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>>1439911
You're welcome. :)
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
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>>1439911
https://youtu.be/aTqHbiE0vl8?t=29s
NO! I'M NOT READY AT ALL!!!
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BRACE FOR IMPACT
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>>1439911
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>>1439911

. . .
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>>1439911
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>>1439911
>>1439911

>Your focus cannot be deterred from this spell
>You can see it
>Embers building up in the air between you and the beast
>It lunges down
>Even overpowering Muscles for a second
>Teeth slash the sides of your face
>A: "AAAH!"
>Blood pours down over your eyes
>You struggle and scream
>The dirt under you has turned into a thin layer of mud from the sweat and crimson blood
>You didn't even know you had released the spell
>Not until the pain hit

cont
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>>1439961

https://youtu.be/sDIkDOtAuoo

>KRABOOOOM!
>The world hurtles around you
>You see the sky
>The Earth
>The Sky
>The earth
>You're spinning through the air
>...and headed for the ground

>Anon has taken half of his overall health in dmg
>He has 15 health remaining
>The Wolf is nowhere to be seen
>The cuts on your face burn like the fire that just consumed you
>Your eyes twitch and convulse
>Muscles tries to move up...
>He's a tattered mess of meat

>You are Anon
>Attempted slayer of Werebeasts
>You're about to become a pancake

What do?
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>>1439965
We'd have to use Muscles like a helicopter or someshit.

Channel our health into Muscles to form.
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sccisors portal now!
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>>1439965
Scissors into something bland!
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>>1439965
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE, OPEN UP A PORTAL AND GO
SQUAD BROKEN
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>>1439965
portal to the dimension of soft pillows!
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>>1439965
OPEN A PORTAL! Open a portal facing us and then have it open up on the ground facing upwards! If we go to high we repeat until not going to die!

OR we portal into a large body of water!
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>>1439965
>Use your knowledge of Portal to portal yourself safely
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>>1439965
Scissor portal into butt land
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>>1439965
cut a portal into the water by the pier back home!
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>>1439965
RUN
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>>1439965
Scissors, portal, think of somewhere with low gravity.
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>>1439965
Open a portal to butt dimension and land safely on the soft stinky cushions of Ass Mountain
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>>1439970
NVM, scissor portal to the butt dimension for the cushioning. we know the butt dimension, and if we come out sideways, it won't be as bad as an impact.

Might wanna head home to heal then head back to check on the werewolf. Ideally we didn't kill him.
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>>1439965
PORTAL somehere where our fall won't kill us.
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>>1439965
Retreat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6zQ6ZqEqg0
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>>1439981
(with scissors)
is it possible to make the destination portal face the sky?
that would be ideal, maybe right over the water as >>1439977 and >>1439980 said
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>>1439978
>Specifically, portal to Pillow World.
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>>1439980
WAIT I FORGOT WATER FUCKING HURTS AT HIGH SPEEDS.

cut a portal that throws us upwards so we lose momentum and keep doing until we are slow enough to land!
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>>1439992
You know when someone jumps from very high into water they get hurt.
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>>1439992
Actually yeah, switch my suggestion for this.
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>>1439997
changing to this
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>>1439965
Open a portal pointing upward to counter our acceleration.
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>>1439997
this and pillow dimension are the best options so far
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WATER IS AS HARD AS CONCERTE WHEN FALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY

>>1439985
>>1439992
DO THIS INSTEAD.
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If you're voting to fall into water, YOU ARE A SAVAGE AND AN IDIOT
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>>1439965
Portal to the Dimension of soft pillows!
Bounce lounge here we come
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>>1439965
Fresh from discord:

Make a portal below us facing upward

right as we reach the arc of our reascension we make a portal below us to the ground, so not as large a fall.
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OPEN PORTAL UPWARDS.
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>>1440002
That's why the portal it's facing the sky anyway.
Ayway, if we fail at this >>1439997 plan, it will still hurt less than the ground. also we can try to make Muscle to take a small boat-like form.
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>>1439992
Honestly, let's have a go at this one
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Let's use our scissors to fucking run.
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>>1440017
This shall be dubbed portal Juggling. Mark this post for vote pls.
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>>1440007
>>1439965
Voting for portal juggle.
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>>1440018
>>1440017
Do the portal upwards to slow our movement until we're just bobbing up and down.

I really hope we didn't just Blow Justine up
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>>1439965
>>1439979
Changing to this >>1440035
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I don't think this was Justin. This is that one weird hipster/hairy guy.
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>>1440070
Why the fuck would he be wearing a Letterman with The Echo Creek Highschool patch?
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1439965
rolling for infection: CON
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>>1440079
Why have you done this?
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>>1440082
Did the werebeast not bite us?
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>>1440079
Kys
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>>1440078
Ooooh. It's fucking Brad then.
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>>1440087
It only counts if Quest asks for it. That's a WASTED 20
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>>1440079
I'm guessing you meant resistance to infection.
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>There's only one way out
>Completely out
>You fumble for the scissors with your one good hand
>You swing wildly into the sky
>The ground gets closer
>Your blood is turning into rain as it sprays from your chest and face
>The ground is getting closer
>YOU RIP THE AIR!
>You fall...
>and fall...
>and fall...
>SPLASH!
>Water
>Sour, muddy water
>You struggle upwards, prying leeches off of you
>You crawl onto a shore and vomit up your school caf tenders
>As you look up from the puddle you see it
>An ancient sign post
>A skeleton hangs from atop it
>"WELCOME TO THE FROG-MONSTER SWAMP."
>An arrow points west that says "KINGDOM OF MEWNI"
>Another points east that reads "CASTLE ORNIFEX"

>You are Anon
>You are fucking lost in a strange new world
>You're injured and bleary headed
>...and you need some help


SESSION END FOR NOW
4chan is still being a dick

FOLLOW THE LINKS TO THE TWITTER AND DISCORD

https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest

https://discord.gg/x25nASh

Thanks for playing

Next Session WEDS at 7pm US Central time
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>>1440123
What? Didn't we decide on the portal thing?
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>>1440128
probably we weren't going that fast yet
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>>1440123
a skelly? maybe we will not be alone for much longer...
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>>1440123
So... why didn't we do what the thread decided?
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>>1440137
>>YOU RIP THE AIR!
>>You fall...
>>and fall...
>>and fall...
maybe that was it, it says "you fll" thre times.
Probably we just opened random portals upwards without thinking about where exactly to make them appear
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>>1440150
No , that is just saying that we kept falling at terminal velocity but just went through a portal once.
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>>1440123
Let's be real: This all woulda never happened if we just up and molested the Werewolf.
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>>1440175
>:smirk:.jpg
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We are really hurt you guys, we need to IMMEDIATELY portal home. Fuck dealing with swamp monsters and FUCK dealing with any mewggers.
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>>1440123
Ayy, now we know where to find a swamp drake. Gotta note this down and then go home. It's sleepy times. We can adventure in the morning.
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>>1440197
or revive the skeleton and use him to heal ourselves.
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>>1440197
Perhaps just portal directly to a hospital if possible, animal attack is actually pretty much the truth in this case.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

Just to see what I could've rolled
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Are we going to decry shitlords during the next full moon?
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>>1440233
....just why?
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>>1440233
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>>1440371
>>1440373
All this EXPLOSION autism is all her fault.
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I think I jinxed myself last thread. These sessions really ARE getting shorter.
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Well shit.

We, uh, sort of badly rekt ourselves.

But at least that werewolf is now On Fire and In Desert.
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>>1440332
In all likelihood we disinfected our wounds with fire.
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>>1440552
Too bad that it's probably Brad or another member of the football team and we most probably killed them.
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>>1440561
He was in werewolf form when we hit him. Pretty sure he is fine. We can go back for him after we hel ourselves.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>Mfw the rolls are shit
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>>1440819
>implying we didn't blow him up like we blew up the Sea Troll's head
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>>1440867
we didn't die from the blast, that means he neither died from the blast.
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>>1440123
>4chan is still being a dick
If you're getting "connection error", stop using the quick reply box.

Instead use the reply box at the top of the page.

You'll get a Captcha saying your post looks like it was made by a robot, and that you have to verify using an additional Captcha solve. If you solve it, you won't get the connection error message with quick reply for a while.

Basically the problem boils down to the quick reply box not being updated to handle the additional captcha solve, so instead you just get a vague "connection error" message.
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Posted these in the Discord so might as well post it here. Took prompts from the Discord and made short stories. So don't expect much.
https://pastebin.com/jan1QU44
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Man, anon jobs harder than JJ. That's some impressive, first-class jobbing right there.
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Can we use blood for blood on actual blood? Say blood bags? Or does it have to be a still living being?

If we can, that's an immediate problem solved. Portal into a blood bank, take a universal donor blood, and heal ourselves. However, unless we were extremely lucky with Janna's blood being the same as ours or she was AB blood type, I think any blood will do.
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>>1442470
It's magic nigga don't gotta explain shit.

Plus, blood transfer include blood cells AND plasma.
In plasma, AB is the universal donor and O the universal acceptor.
So if you're transferring whole blood, the types need to be an exact match, give or take Rh+ accepting Rh-.
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>>1442470
If we can use blood from any living creature to heal ourselves, I don't think the blood type matters too much.
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MEANWHILE, IN THE DEPTHS OF MIDDLE CLASS CALIFORNIA


>You are Ano-
>Oh
>No, this isn't Anonymous
>This is Marco Diaz
>Safe Kid
>Normal boy
>S: "MAAaarrrcooooo~*"
>Victim of life's most ridiculous practical joke
>Several weeks ago Marco's world was perfectly in order
>He had his struggles
>Bullies
>Allowance limits
>Karate belt promotions
>He had arenas of success
>School
>Oral Hygiene
>Immense trivial knowledge about the band "Love Sentence" which includes both their discography and touring history
>A perfectly normal, albeit lame little life that...he was happy with
>Now...
>M: "Coming, Star!"
>Everything's been flipped
>Turned upside down
>By an actual Princess from another dimension
>Star Butterfly of Mewni
>Universe expanding deepest lore aside things have been a bit of an...adjustment
>Like today
>Right now
>When he comes into his living room finding it metamorphosed into the set of "Legends of the Hidden Temple"
>S: "CHeck it out, mahDood! I did it! I made your house into that game-show you told me about!"
>M: "Is that a real-"
>SNAP!
>M: "AAH! REAL SNAKE! STAR THE ANIMALSAREN'TSUPPOSEDTOBEREAALLL!!"
>Star is currently booping the snoot of an 11 foot reticulated python
>S: "But...that's Lame...and They're SO CUTE!"
>Marco had no idea Snakes could tolerate having their cheeks squished so much
>S: "I just wanna wear you wike a big snuggwy bwanket!"
>Star is now being constricted by a reticulated python
>Some people would think it's an Anaconda
>Haha, the fools
>Anacondas are a group of snake species that prefer rivers
>Not trees
>Fools
>Marco knows that, and gets distracted by knowing it until he realizes that Star is turning blue
>Although she -is- still smiling
>Kinky
>M: "WH-Star! HIYA!"
>KARATE SLEEPER SLAP
>The Snoot, Dooters
>Marco's floor is covered in limp snake and a coughing Princess
>Any innuendo escapes young Diaz
>M: "You gotta stop getting chummy with earth animals, Star."
>S: "-ack- Ow! My most of me~"
>M: "Things must be pretty friendly on Mewni for you to not be afraid of our most cold blooded predators."
>Stockinged legs rear back and Star does an actual frontflip off the carpet
>Right after near-suffocation
>Marco doesn't know what Mewmans are made of but he's pretty sure they would dominate most contact sports if given citizenship on earth
>S: "No, silly! Mewni's covered in Monster nests, Hydra pits and black scars from the age of the Dragons! We don't really have pets any bigger than a poodle."
>She giggles
>S: "Anything else would eat our children in their sleep. Then curse our house to rain indoors forever!"
>Marco stares at Star Butterfly
>This happy, Golucky little ball of sunshine
>From a deathworld
>He can't keep up being stoic
>He chuckles
>S: "H-hey! Stop mocking my lightheartedness!"
>M: "It's not that. I like it!"
>S: "Like what? Being happy? Is that so rare on Earth? You lazy jerks. Don't even have Cloud Giants to oppress you and all you do is mope around."

cont
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>>1442698

>M: "Star, that isn't fair to anybody."
>S: "Fair? Who said anything about a -fair- Marco this is a jungle temple. Step it up, D-man."
>M: "No! Star, life on earth is really hard for some people. You can't judge the human race based off -your- life."
>S: "Oh, Marcoloco. Hello~? I'm a Princess."
>Star has kidnapped an entirely family of Tamarins from the vines
>They will die hugged and loved
>Still totally dyeing from the hugs and love
>Star continues to explain
>S: "It's my job to judge stuff. I gotta -always- be up in the biz. Decidin' precidin' and trying to make things better for everyone!"
>She waves her wand
>The Tamarins are now french maids
>Also, still Tamarins
>Also dyeing
>S: "SEE! Awww~ Wookit their widdle uniforwms!"
>M: "Star. Put those down. They're endangered."
>S: "Endanger of being too cu-"
>M: "We will be arrested."
>S: "Yeah ok."
>Soyez libre, petits singes.
>M: "You cause a lot of unintended harm, you know that?"
>Star flops onto the new grass carpet and rolls to her back
>S: "I do."
>This thought actually seems to trouble her
>Marco kneels down
>M: "I know asking you to curb your enthusiasm would be like asking the heh -Stars- not to shine."
>Marco Diaz has been pulled to the floor
>S: "My royal judgement is that you shall be banished for your criminal puns."
>M: "Haha banished where? The Gas mart?"
>S: "Nah. Just the kitchen. Star needs Marco-Nachos!"
>Marco, ever the people pleaser, makes his way to the nexus of corn chips, cheese and peppers when-

https://youtu.be/17o1OlroNSE?t=7

>Marco's-
>M: "My phone?"
>Rude. How dare you show when I'm telling.
>Marco checks the I.D. and not recognizing it he does what any sensible lad would do
>He hangs up
>The number calls eight-teen more times
>Each one coming faster than the last
>He denies each and every one
>Far too busy making Nachos for himself, his little family and the ray of rainbow sunshine that's come into it
>M: "Star, do you know any spells that'll stop telemarketers?"
>S: "We could declare war!"
>M: "Nevermi~nd."
>Little did he know who was on the other end of that call

MEANWHILE, AT THE BEACH OF ECHO CREEK CITY

>You are Ano-
>Wait, wait no
>You're Jackie Lynn Thomas
>Anon is your friend
>Probably one of the coolest kids you've ever met
>He's funny
>Crazy funny
>A little awkward sometimes but hey, it's High school. Who isn't still growing a personality?
>He's cool to your best friend, Janna
>He tries new things -all- the time
>Which is a huge plus
>You really like this guy
>Which is why it's tearing you apart that he's fighting some giant Sea-Booger to keep the boardwalk safe
>Or, you guess...
>To keep YOU safe
>You did all you could
>Evacuated old ladies
>Fat tourists
>You even carried a kid who sprained his knee
>This isn't normally who you are
>Normally you'd get on your board, save Janna and leg it home
>That's what smart people...REAL people do
>There are no heroes
>Or at least that's what you thought..

cont
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>>1442783

https://youtu.be/_FQqAAedVeQ

>Now you're not so sure
>There goes some kid
>Just some kid
>All alone against something the world should never have put in front of him
>He doesn't have anything to gain from doing this
>Jackie hears a voice she's never stopped listening to since she lost...Aaron.
>"Sweetie. It's ok not to go there. There's still SO much good in this world. Life's an adventure. -Your- adventure. Don't...don't cut it short. For anything. Keep riding. Keep running. Don't stop. Not for anything or anyone but the closest, most precious people to you. I love you."
>She hears her mom
>She remembers the hug she got and how much it didn't stop her from crying
>She looks at Anon swinging his fists at something he cannot defeat
>For a moment she sees her brother
>She sees Aaron, all in uniform rushing into the flames
>Her heart screams for him to stop
>To come back
>She doesn't want to trade the rest of the world for him
>Not again
>Janna pulls her away, getting the group somewhere safe
>Her chest shatters when the explosion comes from the docks
>That's how the world is
>It takes away everything
>Especially from people willing to risk it all for others
>Stupid Anon
>Stupid Aaron
>Stupid, wonderful people who just wanted things to be better
>That's how the world is
>Or at least...that's what you thought
>Ja: "Holy scrud, LOOK!"
>You raise your eyes from the beach
>What you see isn't real
>It can't be
>Anon
>Coming back
>Alive
>Out of the Water, riding on a wave
>He's messed up
>Super messed up
>He smells like rotten fish
>He's bleeding but-
>A: "Hey. Sick landing, right?"
>Oskaar pipes up out of sheer amazement.
>O: "This is gonna be my album cover."
>Anon collapses
>You hug him so close you think you might finish him off
>You are Jackie Lynn Thomas
>Your world has been flipped
>Turned upside down
>Because now, in this dangerous and awful place called life you have a ray of sunshine
>An island
>A rock
>You've got Anon
>He's a hero
>Your hero
>Even when heroes shouldn't exist

[[LORE EPISODE END]]
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>>1442841
Aww yes
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Prisma
>>
The
>>
To
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>>1442841
Fuckin' A boys.

Alright so forget monster origins we're gonna have to deal with some survivors' guilt from best girl.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

roll for anon healing Jackie's emotional baggage
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>>1443141
But last I checked, Janna doesn't have survivors' guilt. She's just a poor homeless girl.
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>>1442841
Libera me from hell sounds in the background.
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>>1443159
>>1443140
>>1443128
>>1443121
>>1443094
stop spamming pls
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>>1443165
We don't know what Janna has. She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery tucked in a toque.
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>>1443193
Wasn't trying to spam, new here and didn't know how to roll.
Sorry.
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>>1443240
Read the first thread on /tg/ for roll rules.
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