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Summary: In this quest, we're basically playing as a slowly mutating soviet who secretly supports the monarchy and hates the communists. We've managed to escape the Russians, and now we're in 1939 Nazi-occupied Warsaw.

Character Sheet will be up soon.

Announcement: EDQ is going to be on delay for a while, I just find it a bit boring currently and I find this new and exciting...

You drowsily blink your eyes slowly... You have the worst headache imaginable, along with making things worse, no vodka or steak... Or vodka-steaks.

You turn over on the couch, and find yourself needing to use the restroom, and as you get up... You really do notice that it's much easier to see and see in the dark as well.

Huh.

You head to the restroom, and begin to use it... After your done, you go to check out your face...

Your... Well, your eyes seem a bit different... There's a slight, slight glow to them, and they seem to have turned the iris from blue to... Well, dark blue.

You also note that your eye pupils have become slightly larger in the dim light, and go back to normal with more light... Same with the slight glow of them too. The glow itself is a bit off-putting, and has the slight shade of blue to it as well...

Certainly strange.

You of course, desire little more then to crawl into a bed, eat something greasy, and possibly either die or sleep. Or both.

You of course leave, and notice Big Ivan's sleeping in his small bedroom, while you have the couch...
Nicely enough, he gave you a blanket and pillow... Or did you steal them? You can't remember... All you want however, is to lay down and let this hangover fall off...

Actions

>...Today is your day off. Rest until the hangover goes away...
>...You can do things today. You just... You need some extra encouragement, that's all you need... (Lose 1 Sanity, -1 to all rolls today, but you'll do stuff rather then rest.)
>...Grease... Grease is how true Russians get rid of hangovers... Along with water. Lots of water.
>Write-in
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>>1429647
>>...You can do things today. You just... You need some extra encouragement, that's all you need... (Lose 1 Sanity, -1 to all rolls today, but you'll do stuff rather then rest.)
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>>1429647
>...You can do things today. You just... You need some extra encouragement, that's all you need... (Lose 1 Sanity, -1 to all rolls today, but you'll do stuff rather then rest.)

Let's find some guns.
>>
Going to wait for one more vote anons.
>>
Gonna be a long wait.
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Well, since this isn't a major decision, I'll continue along. Usually I wait until 3 anons are alive to do sanity losing actions.

Stojan's sanity is reduced to two.

You decide to tough out your hangover.

You lay on the couch and decide what to do...

Actions

> Try to get Big Ivan to join your resistance movement?
> Maybe the Germans may be interested in assisting you against the Soviets?
> Look into securing firearms?
> Try to recruit some people against the Soviets!
> You should search or rejoin your battalion.
>...You should look into trying to make some money.
> Write In
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>>1429784
> Look into securing firearms?
There is either a black market, or a pitiful resistance movement we can steal from.
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>>1429784
> Maybe the Germans may be interested in assisting you against the Soviets?
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So do anons want to try and find weapons or try and get the Germans to help or supply you with guns?
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>>1429827
Get Germans to help, they hate the soviets anyway
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Find Weapons
2=Get German assistance?
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>>1429834
Fuck it let's see if they would be willing to supply a militia. But if we are going to get the Germans help, we should get the people first.
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And I'm too slow.
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Oh, well, looks like anons want to get German help...

You decide to try and get German assistance... Though it's quite likely you'll need more supporters... Or they may be willing to even give you some assistance in manpower.

What do anons?

>Try to get German help... (May make you indebted to Germany and you'll be expected to be loyal to Germany. If anyone finds out your connected, it may have consequences.)
>No, you can do this on your own... (Remain independent.)
>Write-In
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>>1429840
>Write-In.
Find a requisitions officer or someone who handles the supply of rifles for the wehrmacht.
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>>1429845
...The Germans aren't just going to hand rifles over to a random anti-soviet militia. They'll likely give equipment to a loyal anti-soviet milita.
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>>1429847
I'm not planning for on the books.
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You decide to get up, and try to find a Nazi requisitions officer.

The nearest requisition's officer you hear about is apparently in Warsaw's Wehrmacht Command, and judging from what the Polish resistance has been doing, is under heavy guard and likely is unapproachable by normal civilians.

Actions

>...Head out to the Wehrmacht Command of Warsaw.
>Maybe you should try to get someone on the inside to help you?
>...Maybe you should try to find a commanding officer and give him a proposition?
>Write-In
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>>1429852
>...Maybe you should try to find a commanding officer and give him a proposition?
I smell a deal ready to be made.
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>>1429852
>...Maybe you should try to find a commanding officer and give him a proposition?
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You decide to try and find a commanding officer, which could be rather hard...

You decide to go to the time-honored tactic of asking bartender questions...

Roll me a 1d20 for finding opportunities.

+2 if you can try to specify who your looking for who might be interested.
+1 if you can think what this proposition will entail...
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1429861
Surely the logistics department is having a problem with the resistance stealing shit and cutting supply lines. There could even be something as simple as a message that needs to be delivered. Stuff that we could probably give a hand in if he's willing to let go of a crate of rifles or sub machine guns, with ammo.
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I'm not going to be the only Anon rolling am I?
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1429861
Maybe we can find some folks who wouldn't mind doing raids on Soviets. Use those raids to gather supplies and maybe even get more people to sign up
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6+2=8

You hear that the local driver of the SS regiment commander was fired, and they're looking for "Category 1" citizens to drive him around for 15 Reichmarks per hour... Which is roughly 30 zloty.

Actions

> Look into securing that position!
>...Look for more.
> Write In
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>>1429895
>write in
Keep it in mind but look around more, if nothing turns up get the job
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

You keep the job in made and look around more...

The only other things that can give you advantage is to look for less important jobs or opportunities.

Ignore my roll.
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There's a few ads...

One's for a proof-reader in the Reich Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda... Which is an amazingly lucrative position if you can indeed get the job... 20 Reichmarks per hour, and a chance to rise up in the ranks of the German propaganda ministry... Though you'll be in charge of flagging "illicit" materials and making sure no mistakes get through to the printing press... And maybe in the future influence citizens...
Not to mention it's slightly fufilling a dream of yours... Being a writer and all that...

Only Category 1 citizens can apply to this job, which luckily your a part of.

Actions

>Continue to search!
>...Take a job?
>Wait a minute... There's going to be a market for UNDERGROUND news! Maybe you can look into starting your own underground news organization?
>Write-In
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>>1429914
>Continue to search!
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>>1429914
>...Take a job?
It'll give us good experience for later.
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>>1429914
>Continue to search!
There has to be a way to aquire weaponry for a group of rowdy fighting drunkards. The reich didn't feature obscene restrictions on weaponry for all of it's citizens after all.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

You continue to search...

Ignore my roll.
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You find in the papers something interesting...

There's an advertisement in the papers to join the Nazi Party, with quite a few benefits... Such as relaxed conditions to own firearms... The right to join the SS... Reduced taxes... Less scrutiny from the government...

Only Category 1 and 2 civilians can join the Nazi Party, it seems... As of right now.

Actions

>...Look into signing up for the party?
>...Don't look into it, it doesn't seem very valuable...
>Write-In
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>>1429938
Sign up, sounds nice
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>>1429938
>Write-In: ok fuck this. Steal guns from the polish resistance.
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>>1429938
>...Look into signing up for the party?
It's better to be a werewolf on the battlefield than in an office I guess.
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>>1429950
makes since, we are a former soldier with gurella combat experience
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Alright. Maybe find a sympathetic party member with some wealth?
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You of course, decide to go through the process of signing up for the party...
You send a copy of your ID and passport in to your local office... In a few days time they'll call you down to ask you questions to determine if your eligible enough...

After this is done, you'll have greatly improved relations with Nazis, decreased regulations on what you can own, and a bit more trust with local authorities... And the ability to run for public office.

After that's done with, you of course continue to look into gaining access to firearms...

Big Ivan seems willing to help you when you get back to his place, and he talks about a few things he's heard...

>...Apparently, the Hitler Youth has a small cottage where some hunting rifles and guns are held for training the kids. There's a watchman though, to make sure no one steals them. (Very Low Reward, Almost no risk.)
>The Waffen SS apparently raided a small town and executed dissidents and has been rumored to have summarily executed Jewish civilians. Apparently there's rumors that the Jewish civilians were hiding a cache of weapons which the Germans are trying to secure, but have given up on. (Low Reward, Low Risk.)
>...There's a Polish armory occupied by the Soviets, and is undergoing repairs. Most of the armory has been confiscated into Soviet hands, but some guns have yet to be transported out... (Moderate Risk, Moderate reward.)
>The Germans are sending a convoy full of firearms to a nearby town. It's likely full of high-grade weaponry... But under supremely heavy guard. (High Risk, High Reward)
>...Look into buying firearms? (Increased access to firearms due to Category 1 Citizenship!)
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>>1430051
>>...There's a Polish armory occupied by the Soviets, and is undergoing repairs. Most of the armory has been confiscated into Soviet hands, but some guns have yet to be transported out... (Moderate Risk, Moderate reward.)
Did we hold onto our medal and uniform?
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>>1430051
>Hitler youth.
>Kill the guard, test out our fangs and claws
>Use rifles to secure more weapons.
>Rinse
>Lather
>Repeat
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>>1430065
You still have your uniform, but no firearms. Your uniform is also dirty as hell.
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Anyways, I'm going to roll for where anons want to go... Though if anons don't exactly decide in 10 more minutes, something may happen.

Also, just going to clarify... You guys are on the outskirts of German-occupied Warsaw. Inner Warsaw, the proper city, is still controlled by the Polish.
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>>1430051
>>1430072
2nd. Use the gear from our first raid for subsequent raids, and train ourselves in the process.
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You decide to go to the Hitler Youth...

As you leave the city, you hear... Air raid sirens.

You look up to the sky to notice a wing of bombers en course to Inner Warsaw... Heavy bombers, too.

Actions

>...Take cover from the bomber raid?
>...Just get out of here as fast you can. You shouldn't be in the target zone, your in the German-controlled area...
>...Bomber raid? That might mean people are going to be busy taking cover... Why not do some looting? (Lose honor from stealing unnecessarily!)
>Write-In
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>>1430093
>Take cover
might as well not risk it
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>>1430093
>...Take cover from the bomber raid?

And I was busy with a haircut ya bastards.
>...There's a Polish armory occupied by the Soviets, and is undergoing repairs. Most of the armory has been confiscated into Soviet hands, but some guns have yet to be transported out... (Moderate Risk, Moderate reward.)
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

You decide to take cover...

Ignore my roll.
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>>1430093
>Take cover
>TURTLEMODE:ENGAGED
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The bombing raid occurs in Inner Warsaw, and you take shelter in a nearby house...

You hear a crash hit upstairs, but there seems to be no explosion... You look out to the city, and they are in fact, dropping bombs... The window in front of you breaks from a small explosive hitting the street, but luckily does no harm to you.

That's when you feel the air heat up immensely, and you start to smell smoke...

As you look outside, you notice fireballs have begun to emerge across the city.. It seems like the Germans are firebombing Warsaw! And one of those bombs just hit this house!

You begin to cough from the smoke,

Actions

>Rush outside to get away from the burning house your inside of!
>...Stay inside! Maybe you can help some people out? (Increase Stojan's honor... And maybe even get a slight amount of fame.)
>...Tear out some cloth and use it as a bandanna. Who knocks what chemicals are spilling out into the air?
>Write-In
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>>1430118
>Fame route
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>>1430118
bandana time
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>>1430118
>...Stay inside! Maybe you can help some people out? (Increase Stojan's honor... And maybe even get a slight amount of fame.)
>...Tear out some cloth and use it as a bandanna. Who knocks what chemicals are spilling out into the air?
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You tear out some cloth and use it as a bandana, and decide to try and help some people.

Actions

>Maybe you should assist everyone in getting outside? (Low Risk, if your lucky might make the papers)
>Look into putting out the blaze and putting out the firebomb? (High risk, and will almost certainly make the papers)
>Write-in
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>>1430146
is hero time
>Look into putting out the blaze and putting out the firebomb?
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>>1430146
>Help them get outside and then Gtfo
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>>1430146
>Maybe you should assist everyone in getting outside? (Low Risk, if your lucky might make the papers)
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You decide to just assist people in getting out...

Roll me a 1d20+1 three times anons, this is to see how well you can get people out.
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Rolled 7, 14, 4 + 1 = 26 (3d20 + 1)

>>1430160
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>>1430146
>>Look into putting out the blaze and putting out the firebomb? (High risk, and will almost certainly make the papers)
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Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1430160
>1d20+1
>>1430167
I think he meant a 1d20 instead of a 3d20.
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>>1430170
fug
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Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1430160
>>
Oh, also anons, happy Karl Marx's birthday. Press S to spit on grave for good old Marx.

12+1=13

Borderline Success!

You manage to get one or two people out, and are forced to flee from the smoke and fire...

You don't really think you've gained much, but at least you saved two lives.

Stojan is now considered to be Honorable.

You also decide to continue that trip to the Hitler Youth... Though you are equally divided on going back to the Soviets... You do have a uniform after all..

What do anons?

>Continue onto the Hitler Youth!
>...You should go see the Soviet's armory...
>Write-In
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>1430179
1 for Hitler youth
2 for Soviet Armory
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>>1430179
>Continue onto Hitler youth.
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>>1430179
>presses S
hitler youth
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>>1430179
>>Continue onto the Hitler Youth!
We still don't have any other weapons.

>>1430179
>Press S to spit on grave for good old Marx.
[S]
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>>1430179
I forgot!
S
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>>1430179
S. Fuck em.
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>Press S to spit on grave for good old Marx.
[S]

Also
>Continue onto the Hitler Youth!
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You continue to the Hitler Youth cabin.

It takes you a very long time, and your headache only gets worse...

To the point your entire body hurts.

>Your back. (1 point invested. Slight strength bonus.) (Moderate Injury.)
>Your chest. (2 Point invested. You have minor resistance to cold.)
>Your hands.
> Your eyes. (1 point invested. Better vision day and night)
> Your head. (1 point invested. Better smelling and sharp teeth.)
> Your ears.
> Your lungs. (1 point invested!)
>Your heart (1 point invested.)
>Your stomach
>Your skin
> Your legs. (Minor Injury! 1 Pointed invested in)
> Your arms. (2 points invested!)
> Your feet.
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>>1430242
>>Your stomach
Better sustenance for our needs?
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>>1430242
>>Your stomach
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>>1430242
>Your stomach
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>Your stomach
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>>1430242
>Stomach.
>Skin next time.
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>>1430242
Shit. Wait. Isn't our chest becoming cramped due to increased heart and lung size? We need to increase our chest again dont we.
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>>1430325
Nah, if anything. It would be back.
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>>1430242
>Your stomach
>>1430325
Nah, our chest is at 2, we might have to improve our back though.
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Anons sure you want stomach?
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>>1430534
Tbh i wanted hands upgraded so that we can have claws
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>>1430534
This is a warning sign. I suggest we ignore it.
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You decide to upgrade your stomach...

You can't help but vomit in the forest from the amount of alcohol and pain your feeling...

You eventually get up, and feel a very strong craving for meat, vodka, and something to eat.

Stojan can eat food without consequence if it's barely cooked, and can eat meat over vegetables and fruits. Stojan can still eat those foods.

Your body feels quite bloated, if your organs grow any more you might have a problem.

You continue on to the cabin, and it comes into range.

The cabin itself seems to have some smoke coming from inside of it, from a chimney. Someone is living in it.

There's also a small sign saying in German "Gun Range", and there's a locked metal cabinet full of Karabiner rifles.

Actions

> Go up to the front door?
>Try to steal the cabinet?
>...Try to sneak into the cabin and take care of the guard.
> Write In
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>>1430577

>...Try to sneak into the cabin and take care of the guard.

I already have an idea for names of our werewolf guerilla fighting force.

Fenrir's Pack

The Hellhounds

The Wild Hunt
>>
Could we induce a change if we wanted to?
>...Try to sneak into the cabin and take care of the guard.
>>
>...Try to sneak into the cabin and take care of the guard.

Better improvise something to cover our face with first.

>>1430591

You forgot "Stoja´s Merry Men"
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You sneak around the side and find an open window. You sneak through it..
In what seems to be a living room there's an older man tending to the fireplace.

What do?

> Rush him!
> Push him into the fire?
> Try to knock him out!
> Bad idea, turn around...
> Try to kill him. (Lose 1 sanity. Stojan may refuse if there's no reason given.)
> Write In
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>>1430617
>Knock out
sneak up behind him and put him in a choke hold
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>>1430617
> Try to knock him out!
A tire iron wrapped in a thick t-shirt.
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>Search for a bag to put over his face (NKVD style) and tie him up
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>>1430630

Why not.

Say QM, will there be other werethings? Like werebears, wererats, werespiders, etc.?
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>>1430651
>werespiders
oh god
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>>1430651
This raises the question. What species is the kikes of the wereworld?
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>>1430663
Wererats
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>>1430670
This
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>>1430686
Well, hello there. Welcome to my merchant folder.
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>>1430651
Eh. I don't know if anons want to go that far. I think.

Quick survey.

>Keep it as it is. No other wererats, werespiders, etc.
>...Have other were-species?
>...Have some ethnicity turn into specific things? Such as Russians=Werewolves, or French=Wererats, etc.
>Write-In

Meanwhile, you decide to try and knock out the man...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to knock him out!

+2 if you can use one of your new mutated parts, such as claws.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1430698
I'll need a minute to think.
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Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1430698
>...Have other were-species?
Maybe not have stuff like entire ethnicities be confined to one type of lycanthrope or were creature but I think some token werebears would be nice.
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>>1430698
>Maybe as time goes on the Soviets try a new serum, makes a new were creature. However at least one other country learns of this somewhere down the line and starts making it's own serum. Lastly for some unknown reason, no mater the serum, Jews always turn into wererats when injected.
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>>1430733
This but minus the jews thing. wererats are just the result of shitty japenese knock off serum
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>Have other werespecies?

I´m not into making it an ethnicity thing, but making external (such as temperature, humidity of the air or such, explained by the serum making the human adapt to the inmediate environment in a suitable species) or maybe we could involve the psychollogy of the one taking the "vaccine" the major factor behind the change.
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>>1430737
>Making the Japanese the filthy vermin.
At the least that should be Muslims or Chinese chinks!
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>>1430739
So would this mean all nerds living in their basement become werespiders, and Arabians become werecamels?

Anyways, I might go with the "new serums are being made" stuff.


>>1430742
Keep in mind, China is still ruled by the Nationalists, and is at war with Japan I believe. Communist China (shit China) hasn't come to power yet.
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>>1430742
I would have said chinese knock off but its 1939 and te chinese still suck balls during this time. The muslims suck right now and will alwyas suck, there is no way they could even pull of a shitty knock off
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>>1430750
>Arabians into were camel's.
>Not goats.

And fair enough.
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>>1430750
exactly: japan would have the inclination, science and complete lack of scruples to successfully reverse engineer the serum but not the resources and so would only be able to make a kinda shitty knock off.
China would have none of these things. As much as the nationalists were better than the reds they still sucked hard
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>>1430756
Have the French do it. They fund all sorts of dumb bullshit all the time and believed in the "Elan!" combat method.
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>>1430759
>Brazilians into were-monkeys
>Nothing changes
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>>1430765
The French into rats I can dig. But the Japs I feel would either go for something of reptilian or fox natured, or giving their era, maybe something insectoid.
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>>1430765
The french just turn into really fucking angry roosters
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12+3=15

You sneak up behind the man, and grab him by the throat and begin to try and knock him out...

He seems to be resisting... And eventually he falls unconscious...

You lay him down in the chair, and try to look for a key for the gun rack...

Roll me a 1d20+1 to see how long it takes you.

+1 for ideas where a key would be.

So anons, we agree to no were-waifus, right?
No monstergrills?

Also, what would Americans be?
I think I might go for werecows. (As in, basically minotaurs?)

Also...

What would the Scottish be? Just wondering.
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>>1430773
the french deresve better than being rats they were to fucking proud to be notice what was happening untill they had already lost not cowards . Maybe some sort of cat? The japanese I could get behind being foxes taht would make a lot sense
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>>1430756
Don´t underestimate the Turkey or you will occupy his place at Thanksgivings. (Sultanintensifies.jpg)

>>1430750
That depends if you want to create a kind of "intelligent" serum or keep a bit more scientific and make each variation of the serum have a different werebeast associated. Additionally, you could meet halfway and make the animal a thing determined by the serum and the concrete species a thing determined by external factors. Example: Weresnake, made by an Indian laboratory, which is inyected into a very petty but coward person. He turn into a small but very poisonous snake, like a reef snake.
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>>1430773
>Not making the french into werefrogs
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Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1430786
maybe its in his pocket or on the fireplace mantle

NO WAIFUS

As an america we are either some sort of tough as fuck but surprisingly nice dog or an eagle

Scottish are unicorns because that their national animal and it would be funny as all hell
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>>1430698

>...Have other were-species?

Let there be werefoxes, werebears, wereravens, werelizards, wereapes, wererhinos, wererats, werefrogs, wereboars, wereroaches, werebats, weresnakes, weresharks, werecoyotes, werecats, and werehyenas

>>1430670

And/or Weremagpies

>>1430796

The Scots would be weresheep or weregoats
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>>1430794
Damn it!

>>1430786
I can see the Scottish and Americans both turning out like Minotaurs. They share a very belligerent, strong willed nature.
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>>1430786
The Scots would pic related
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>>1430797
The Welsh would obviously be weresheeps.
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>>1430794

>Not making the French into weresnails
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I know its a ton of fun to make fun of the french but can we think of something that it would be not a disadvantage for the french? They need an edge not a fucking handycap
>>
I'd bet the Aussies would be werekangaroos

I'd probably go with Native Americans being eagles or something.

Since I love the French, I'd say they'd be werecats or something.

Then... What would Italians be then?

Anyways...

13+1=14

You find the key to the gun rack, and quickly rush out to unlock it, and rush off into the forest...

It takes you four hours to get back to Warsaw, and your starving and tired and oh shit there's a checkpoint.

You could try to sneak around it on foot, but being caught could have some drastic consequences... Though you are a citizen Category 1... With a Russian accent. So hopefully the Germans won't question you.

Actions

>Sneak around the side.
>Go through the checkpoint into Warsaw!
>...Try to disguise the guns?
>Write-In
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>>1430810
But Anon, incredibly high jump highs and running (or hopping) speeds is one hell of an advantage in a gurilla war.
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>>1430814
>Sneak around the side.
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>>1430814
> sneak around the side

if you remember anything mussolini every said the italians are obviously lions. america fucking called eagles fyi
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>>1430822
Buth lions don't even exist in Italy or Europe anymore. If anything it would be wolves or eagles for their connections to Rome.
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You decide to sneak around the side...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well you can slip around the checkpoint.

Also, final question... Should Germans and Poles and Russians just remain werewolves?
Also, what about the Greeks and Serbs?
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1430837
please don't fuck up
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1430837
Slavs in general should just remain werewolves except for Russians who would be bears.

Greeks I'm not sure
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1430837
>y
Germans are some sort of german Shepard/wolf hybrid from the depth of you nightmares
slaves are werewolfs
greeks can be owls
>>1430834
america called eagles and russia and pals get werewolfs.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1430837
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>>1430814

>Sneak around the side.

>>1430822

America could be werebison and wereeagles, Italy wereeagles and werewolves

>>1430837

Russians have werebears and werewolves, Poles are werehorses, Germans are werewolves and wereeagles

Greeks are weredolphins, Serbs are wererams
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>>1430846
your right! slavs can be bears and germans can be werewolfs
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>>1430852
Wht about people in places like Turkey, more torwards the middle east?
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>>1430855
Could we have a branch on the werewolf tree that can divert to werebears?
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>>1430859
Wereroach.
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>>1430859

Werecamels and werefalcons

>>1430867

Those can be anywhere.

>>1430860

Africa has weregiraffes, werebuffalo, and werehyenas
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Anyways, you slip around the checkpoint...

You know... Where should you go?

>Head back to Ivan's room? That might be a good place to stash guns at.
>Try to find an abandoned house or warehouse to reside in?
>...Maybe you can find a church that's willing to take your resistance in or something?
>Write-in

By the way, anons don't have mind control over individuals infected with lycanthropy, and I should probably mention that this time we're going to be heavily scrutinizing waifus. Any objections?
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Wereroaches are the unfortunate ones, pretty much pitied by other lycanthropes or hunted by them. However they are some of the best out there at being stealthy and are very resiliant.
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>>1430886
nope
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>>1430889
That's more fitting for kikes than rats were.
>>1430886
Ivan, we should see if he would be able to help us gather up some men. How long till the penal battalion shows up to Warsaw anyways?

And thank God, fuck mind control.
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>>1430886
>Head back to Ivan's room? That might be a good place to stash guns at.

Understood. If we do ever have a waifu, it should be a true waifu and not a foreigner who is the antithesis of the main PC who certain anons will seek to corrupt as they have in the past.
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regarding america what if we just had them be a mix? america is a nation of immigrants so the american with brit ancestry do brit werearchetypes slav americas are bears Italian americas are lions etc
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>>1430921
. . . .Get inside!

(Also, no. America may have been founded by immigrants but at this point in time it has and will have a culture as long as Marxist don't try anything kikeish yet.
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>>1430901
Yeah.

Anyways, a lot of this is implying we get to world infection or meet a Japanese person, etc.

Anyways, you decide to head back to Ivan's room...

You go back to Ivan's room... He seems to be sitting on the couch, and seems to have left the door unlocked.

As you come in, he looks over to the cabinet, and you think he's too hungover to ask any questions.

Actions

>...Hide the gun cabinet!
>...Just leave it in plain sight.
>Ask Ivan if you can stay over?
>Ask Ivan if you can have the gun cabinet here?
>Write-In
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>>1430935
>...Hide the gun cabinet!
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Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>1430935
going with a roll
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Going to roll in fifteen minutes.
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>Ask Ivan, he is a bro
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>>1430968
This.
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>>1430968
This
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>>1430968
indeed
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>>1430927
I was just thinking that being able to have all of the flavors would make us stronk. but having an unique american flavor does make sense
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Also, it feeds into the meme of Americans being called burgers.

You decide to ask Ivan.

"Hey, Ivan? Can I store some guns in here?"

He groans a bit in pain.

"...Please don't make any sound."

You nod, and put the gun cabinet on a table. He looks at it, a bit confused.

"...Wait... Why is there guns?"

"Is this a problem?"

"...The boss might get a bit angry..." He groans out...

Actions

>Yeah... Alright, I'll move them.
>...Can I hide it in your room then please?
>Come on, when does he come in here?
>...I think we can get him to not care.
>Write-In
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>>1431008
>Yeah... Alright, I'll move them.
>Any ideas where to hide them?
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>>1431008
>Yeah... Alright, I'll move them.
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>>1431014
This
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"Alright, I'll move them... Any idea where to move them?"

"...The fridge, freezer or something..."

...The fridge?

Actions

>...That's an oddly brilliant idea. Try to pack rifles into the refrigerator. It's big enough to pack things in sideways after all!
>Stuff it into the freezer. Might be a bit harder.
>Try to dismantle the rifles?
>Try to hide them in his room?
>Hide them under the couch?
>Write-In
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>>1431034
>>...That's an oddly brilliant idea. Try to pack rifles into the refrigerator. It's big enough to pack things in sideways after all!
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>>1431035
This.
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You pack them into the refrigerator, and sit down on the couch, exhausted.

Now... What to do...

Actions

>Pass out on the couch from your hangover.
>...Maybe you can get in another fight... This time for money?
>...Try to talk to Big Ivan.
>...Maybe you should try to make more friendships?
>...Maybe you should look into getting dinner...
>Write-In
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>>1431057
Let's not hunger maul Ivan in our sleep.
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>>1431057
>...Maybe you should look into getting dinner...
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You decide to not maul Ivan from hunger and get some food...

You open the fridge to see some fruits, vegetables... Oh, and some ribeye...

You cook it up and eat it...

Ivan decides to speak a bit.

"So... Are you staying over again tonight?"

"...Maybe."

"...I wouldn't imagine someone like you having many places to sleep at."

Actions

>Would you mind if I slept here?
>...I can handle myself outside.
>...Can I get the bed though?
>Write-In
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>>1431078
>write in
you know anywhere else then?
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>>1431078
>Write-In
>>1431088
This and we probably have enough for two nights.
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"You know anywhere else then?"

"...Eeeh... I think there's a bed and breakfast held by a catholic farm only a few blocks from here... Twenty zlotry per day."

"Is it good?"

"...Dunno. Maybe, I guess. There's also a small hotel that might still be service. 50 zlotry per day though."

"Oh..."

"Yeah..."

Actions

>...I'll look into that bed and breakfast.
>...I'll look into that hotel.
>...Why waste money? See if Ivan will let you sleep on the couch?
>Write-in
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>>1431121
>see if can't crash on ivan's couch
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>>1431121
>...I'll look into that bed and breakfast.
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>>1431121
>...I'll look into that bed and breakfast.
A good Russian doesn't impose.
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You decide to look into that bed and breakfast...

You wave goodbye to Ivan and he waves goodbye, while you scout out that Catholic farm...

When you get there, you notice that it's a rather large farmhouse, and not too far from a catholic school. This seems to be a very catholic neighborhood.

Judging from the swingset on a tree and a few kid's toys out in the yard, this is most certainly a family... So it may be a bit crowded.

Actions

>Knock on the door?
>...Eh... Head back to Ivan's place.
>Write-In
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>>1431161
>Knock on the door?
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>Knock on the door?
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You knock on the door, and a middle aged man with glasses answers.

He sums you up, and of course gives you the first day free thanks to your "rugged looks" and expects a mere 15 Zlotry per day. He also introduces himself as Andrzej Janowiak, and shakes hands with you.

He seems friendly enough, though there's a few rules.

First of all, no alcohol or being drunk inside the house.
Second of all, no wild parties or girls coming over.
And third, no weapons or anything dangerous here.

Actions

>Argue against one of these rules?
>Accept this. Fair enough. (Cost per day: 15 Zlotry)
>...See about befriending him. He seems nice enough.
>...Go somewhere else.
>Write-in
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>>1431226
>Accept
pretty reasonable guys
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>Accept this. Fair enough. (Cost per day: 15 Zlotry)
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>>1430987

How would that work? Different forms to shift into? Or are we just a horrifying monster with traits of different animals.

If the later, we Gangrel Antediluvian now.

>>1431226

>Accept this. Fair enough. (Cost per day: 15 Zlotry)
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>>1431257
more like america have would a person who could do each
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You accept this...

You, of course, move into your room and begin to unpack...

You notice that the kids seem interested in you, mostly because they find you "weird and cool", mostly because you're hairy, muscular, and mysterious.

Actions

>Try to get the kids here to stop caring. You're not important at all... Also because you don't want to deal with them.
>You know what? Why not talk to them a bit?
>Write-In
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>>1431269

>You know what? Why not talk to them a bit?

>>1431261

If they have someone like the Gangrel Antediluvian I'd say we need to bring a fuckhueg pair of scissors to castrate this cock before it fucks his with no lube.

Or get it on our side
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>>1431292

>his
>us

I had a stroke
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Back anons, for now.

You decide to talk to them a bit...

Most of their questions are "why do you have fur", or "why do you have sharp teeth", that sort of thing.

It may slightly improve your standing with your current landlord if you don't scare them.

They also seem to be speaking German.

Actions

>...Try to explain your condition?
>...Scare them off.
>Eh. Just have some fun with it.
>...Tell them you'll tell them once you get some sleep.
>Write-in
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>>1431602
>>...Try to explain your condition?
Hair condition. Teeth is from our diet.
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>>1431602
>...Try to explain your condition?
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You of course, decide to explain your condition.

Roll me a 1d20 to see if you accidently scare them.

+2 if you can really, really try your best to not make it sound a bit scary your growing fangs and claws.
+1 if you can be a bit optimistic?
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1431661
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1431661
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1431661
>1d20
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>>1431735
>>1431661
>+2 if you can really, really try your best to not make it sound a bit scary your growing fangs and claws.
>>1431626
It's more like a consequence of increased caloric needs than any unusual diet.
>+1 if you can be a bit optimistic?
Now we don't need a letter opener for our mail anymore.
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14+3=17

You somehow don't scare the kids off, and fascinate them really. You even show off a bit, and they tell you it's "cool"

Nice.

They of course, introduce themselves... There's about four.

One's a fourteen-year-old boy, called Wiecesław... Or Wiece as the others call him.
There's also a eight-year-old boy child, called Syzmon. He's quite curious, and asks you plenty of questions, such as where your from, what's your name... That sort of thing.

There's also a 7 year old girl called Violetta, who is a bit scared of you... And finally, a 12 year old girl Krystyna, who seems quite friendly.

"Who are you?" says Syzmon. Who of course, curiously looks up at you.

"...I'm Stojan, it's nice to meet you."

"Yeah, hey, do you collect baseball cards?" says Wiece.

"...Why do you ask?"

"I don't know, you seem like you've seen some places... I erh, I only have one of those American cards, they're worth a fortune!"

"Really?"

"Yeah! One kid offered me 60 zloty for one!"

"...Nice. I erh, don't really collect much. Though I do have a penchant for cars and collecting books."

"Why do all guys like cars? No offense..." Krystyna asks you, curiously.

"...Why are you asking me all these questions anyways?"

"...Well, your Russian! We've never met one before! I heard you all drink a lot though." Syzmon says.

"Who said that?"

"The neighbors."

Actions

>...Hey, why don't you ask your dad these questions? I got to get some sleep.
>...Well, to be fair, drinking keeps us warm in Russia...
>...Honestly, I picked this up from my parents.
>...I erh... I don't know why we drink a lot, honestly.
>Hey! Not all Russians are alcoholics.
>...It's my accent, isn't it? You've never heard one before, so you think I'm cool because of it?
>Write-In
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>>1431843
>...Well, to be fair, drinking keeps us warm in Russia...
>>
"Well, to be fair drinking keeps us warm in Russia..."

You spend some time enlightening the children on why people in Russia tend to drink a lot, and eventually tell them to get out of here while you sleep...

You have upgraded!

Choose two anons.

>Your back. (1 point invested. Slight strength bonus.) (Moderate Injury.)
>Your chest. (2 Point invested. You have minor resistance to cold.)
>Your hands.
> Your eyes. (1 point invested. Better vision day and night)
> Your head. (1 point invested. Better smelling and sharp teeth.)
> Your ears.
> Your lungs. (1 point invested!)
>Your heart (1 point invested.)
>Your stomach (1 point invested. Can eat more raw food.)
>Your skin
> Your legs. (Minor Injury! 1 Pointed invested in)
> Your arms. (2 points invested!)
> Your feet.

Also, upgrades will be slowing down from now on.
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>>1432075

> Your ears.
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>>1432075
> Your ears.
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>>1432075
>Your back. (1 point invested. Slight strength bonus.) (Moderate Injury.)
Remember, our organs are getting pressed inside our body.
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>>1432075
>>1432105
2nd.
>>
Remember, anons can choose two things to upgrade.
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>>1432075
>Also, upgrades will be slowing down from now on.
Great. Easier to hide.

>>1432075
>>Your back. (1 point invested. Slight strength bonus.) (Moderate Injury.)
> Your ears.
These two seem to be the way to go so far.
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As you sleep, you feel quite different...

Your ears become pointed like a fantasy elf, and has some slight hair growing behind the ears. You also now have quite sensitive hearing, and can hear much farther....

Your back however, aches and groans... You feel a bit of the pressure inside of you taken off to feel more comfortable...

When you wake up, you go to the restroom, and notice immediately how you've grown a foot, and seem more muscular somehow... Your back also seems to be completely covered in hair now, and you are well protected from the cold...

You do notice your body feels quite different though...

Choose one trait to be a Drawback anons.

>Carnivore Diet. (Stojan's diet can only include meat, and he'll suffer minor problems eating anything but it, and will not gain any nutrients.)
>Heroic Persona (Stojan's mind clings to heroism as hard as it can, and he'll lose sanity for not doing dishonorable/evil things, but gain sanity for doing honorable/good things.)
>Haemophilia (Stojan's noble blood suffers from Haemophilia, and he'll heal slower and bleed out quicker.)
>Unintentionally Terrifying (Stojan has a slight problem at unintentionally scaring people. This will not effect intimidation rolls, but merely people's opinions of Stojan)
>>
>>1432165
>>Heroic Persona
>>
>>1432165
>>Heroic Persona (Stojan's mind clings to heroism as hard as it can, and he'll lose sanity for not doing dishonorable/evil things, but gain sanity for doing honorable/good things.)
We've already been going this route so far, so I don't see much of a problem with it.
>>
>>1432165
>>Heroic Persona (Stojan's mind clings to heroism as hard as it can, and he'll lose sanity for not doing dishonorable/evil things, but gain sanity for doing honorable/good things.)
>>
>>1432165
>Heroic Persona (Stojan's mind clings to heroism as hard as it can, and he'll lose sanity for not doing dishonorable/evil things, but gain sanity for doing honorable/good things.)
>>
Stojan now has a "heroic persona"

You can't help but lay down in relax. This is confusing... You were what... Six foot? Now you're nearly seven foot four.

You kind of feel a bit stressed out, and just feel like taking a day off to figure things out. Maybe write some stuff... Figure out what's going on in your head...
Just mental stuff, you think.

You mean, you just got out of the army, your finally free... You should celebrate a bit!

Actions

>...Take a day off to relax and recuperate. You've been going through a stressful time. (Increase Sanity by 1 for the rest of the week.)
>...You need to push it to the limit. You have shit to do! (-1 Sanity for the rest of the week)
>Eh... Go to Ivan's place and just hang out. Maybe hanging out would be good for you.
>Write-in
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>>1432195
>>...Take a day off to relax and recuperate. You've been going through a stressful time
>>
>>1432195
>...Take a day off to relax and recuperate. You've been going through a stressful time.
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You decide to take a day off.

Is there anything you want Stojan to specifically do?

>Try to meet new friends?
>Just write a bit. It's his hobby after all.
>Hang out with Ivan?
>Try to befriend his landlord?
>...Look into trying to write for the memoir. (Bonus XP for upgrades if you can try to describe the last few days.)
>Just let Stojan do what he wants.
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>>1432230
>Try to meet new friends?
Well, we have a fight club bar. May as well try our hand at celebrity.
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>>1432230
>>Just write a bit. It's his hobby after all
>>
I'm going to get some sleep anons, sorry.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Try to meet new friends.
2=Just write a bit, it's your hobby after all.
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You decide to write for the rest of the day.

This is quite relaxing, though you do struggle to actually write anything with your small claws... Your handwriting has went from smooth and elegant too... Sloppy, sufficient to say.

Actions

>...Look into improving your handwriting.
>...Maybe you can use your claws to write somehow?
>...Maybe you should just take up drawing...
>Write-In
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>>1433007
>...Look into improving your handwriting.
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>>1433007
>>...Look into improving your handwriting.
Do we still get to try summarizing the previous events for bonus XP or is that past now?
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>>1433007
>...Look into improving your handwriting.
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>>1433030
I'd say you could try to do so, sure.

Anyways, roll me a 1d20+2 to see how well you can improve your handwriting.

+2 if you can find a comfortable way to hold a pencil or pen with claws.
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1433139
>>
15+2=17

You greatly improve your handwriting, though it does take you quite a bit of time to do so.

Eventually, the day draws to a close and you find yourself more relaxed. You get some sleep and feel quite rejuvenated after having some personal time.

The next day rolls around, and your relieved to not notice any physical changes in your body.

What do anons want to do today?

>Try to recruit people for your organization!
>...Look into trying to get German support?
>...Maybe you should get a job?
>Well, maybe you can try to find your battalion...
>Write-In
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>>1433212
try to get german support
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>>1433212
>Try to recruit people for your organization!
Time has come. Let's get a few rowdy drunkards who can shoot straight when sober.
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>>1433227
acutally yeah no chance of gettging supot untill we have a organization to support
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You decide to try and recruit people...

Where should you do this at?

>The German Barracks. (Almost No chance of recruitment. Can possibly gain elite or highly trained German soldiers or support.)
>Look for the University (Closed due to the war. Could possibly give you educated members and people good at talking.)
>Look for a bar... (Moderate chance. You'll mostly just get either drunkards or temporary support.)
>...Look for the newspaper press. (Low Chance. You may be able to get a journalist on your side, or even an editor. Scrutinized by the Nazis however.)
>Try to recruit among the refugees from the east? (High chance. Skills may vary.)
>...Relocate. Warsaw is a bad place for any anti-soviet activities, it's too war torn...
>Write-In

Also...

>Recruit for your organization.
>Recruit sleeper agents. (Sleeper Agents are essentially important people who are still "hidden" in the ranks of the army, civilians, or media.)
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>>1433249
univeristy or barracks
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>>1433249
>Look for the University (Closed due to the war. Could possibly give you educated members and people good at talking.)

>Recruit sleeper agents. (Sleeper Agents are essentially important people who are still "hidden" in the ranks of the army, civilians, or media.)


We want to create a body of doctors, lawyers and other rich / respectable people. Who can in turn supply our organisation with the funding we will need to perform our operation goals. By having them remain hidden, we can avoid our benefactors being eliminated by any potential enemies.

Always remember, we are trying to avoid becoming Trotsky 2: electric boogaloo.
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>>1433249
>Try to recruit among the refugees from the east? (High chance. Skills may vary.)

>Look for the University (Closed due to the war. Could possibly give you educated members and people good at talking.)
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We want to take back russia for Russians so those fleeing the Soviet are a must recruit. Also, doctors and lawyers are a great thing to have at your back, University shouldn't be flooded with commie kikes at this point.
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>>1433267
shiting to this
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>>1433279
*shift
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I think we're forgetting that we have the Russians coming our way, we will need gurilla fighters one way or another. Can we please recruit the Russians fleeing the SU..
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>>1433249
>GET SOVIET RECRUITS. GLORIOUS RUSSIAN TROOPS.
>Recruit for your organization
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You decide to look for the university and recruit sleeper agents, and then move to recruiting refugees from the east.

The university itself has been shut down by the Nazis, and seems to be being remodeled... Many swastikas fly on the university walls, and there's a notable book burning being done in the court yard of books such as "The Communist Manifesto", and pornography, along with Polish history books.

There seems to be quite a few students protesting this, but the nazi supporters are forcing them away from the burning... This may be a good time to get involved...

>...Try to recruit among the Nazi supporters. (German Nationalists, varied education, and likely anti-communist.)
>Try to recruit among the Polish students. (Educated, liberal-oriented, and likely pro-polish.)
>Don't get involved. Continue to look around the campus.
>Write-In
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>>1433581
>Try to recruit among the Polish students. (Educated, liberal-oriented, and likely pro-polish.)
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>>1433581
try to recruit amongst the nazis
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>>1433581
>...Try to recruit among the Nazi supporters. (German Nationalists, varied education, and likely anti-communist.)
>>
>Try to recruit among the Polish students. (Educated, liberal-oriented, and likely pro-polish.)

Not sure about having Nazis on board.
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>>1433632
remember we are russian nationalist and thus dont play well with polish nationalists
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>>1433688
I don't think we would play well with German nationalists anymore then Polish ones. Also the Polish are Slavic like us which may help.
>>
If anons can't decide I'll be rolling here in a bit.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Recruit among the Nazis
2=Recruit among the Polish
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You of course, decide to recruit among the Nazis.

Roll me a 1d20-2 to see if you can try to convince them.

+2 if you can find a way to separate them and try to get them alone for you to talk to them.
+2 for good arguments for the German Nationalists to want to help you?
+1 if you can also try to hide your lycanthropic traits.
>>
>>1433581

>...Try to recruit among the Nazi supporters. (German Nationalists, varied education, and likely anti-communist.)

The best at hating the pinkos
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1433795
Try and encourage them by arguing the Soviets are causing refugees to flee into Germany, and that by helping the populus fight back, we can prevent a flood of migrants.
>>
Does anyone else want to roll?
>>
Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1433901
Here you go
>>
Rolled 3 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>1433795
>>
19+2=21

You manage to get a surprising amount of Germans to agree with you after convincing them of the threat that's posed by the Soviet Union. They aren't about to join you, but are rather interested in what you have to say...

You have at least seven interested Nazi supporters, who'll take more convincing until they're ready to work alongside you.

Actions

>...See about trying to talk somewhere, such as Big Ivan's place or yours...
>...Try to convince them further right here!
>...Look into advocating into violence against the Soviets. (If not done carefully, may cause a few of them to think you're a bit too extreme.)
>Write-In
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>>1433948

>...See about trying to talk somewhere, such as Big Ivan's place or yours...

Take them to a bar, beer and bratwurst on us. Then convince them more
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>>1433968
You have only 50 Zlotry on you. That would spend the last remaining amount of it.
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>>1433948
>Write-In: take them to see the refugees fleeing the motherland. Let them hear how they would rather be in Russia and would fight the Soviets if they knew how had the weapons and actually saw a chance for it.
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You decide to take them out to a bar and spend the last amount of money you have.

They think your a bit strange, but are grateful for the food.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to convince them fur the anons.

+2 if you can mention what they could do with you to stop the Soviets.
+1 if you can also try to hide your strange Lycanthrope features
>>
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1434053
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>>1434053
*for
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1434053
Simply by giving some of the refugees some form of training, even a book, or guiding them on how to make the Soviets have a worse time on their March into Warsaw would be a huge help in bringing resistance to Russia and preventing a flood of migrants.
>>
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1434053

What we need to do is do guerrilla warfare, convince more people to come along and help with this effort. Doctors, farmers, if they hate Commies then they can come with us.

And make sure to win the hearts and minds of others by having refugees tell their stories of how the Commies made them come to us.

Also, don't show our teeth as much and put on a hat to cover our ears.
>>
You manage to further convince them,and with your strategy, they seem almost willing to fight against the Soviets.

Roll me a final 1d20+4 to convince them to fight for you.

+2 if you can make the soviets look less fearsome then they actually are.
+1 if you can mention how Russia would look under autocratic rule, and how Germany would prosper too.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1434420
"the soviets have indeed shot themselves in the foot in one grand respect. many of their forces are conscripts, people who were pressed into the army unwillingly. that makes up the majority of their fighting force. the second largest part of the soviet war machine, are labor camps and penal battalions. all of these things are easy to exploit. by taking out the commissionars who hold the gun to the backs of the penal battalion, you free them of their duty to fight, and considering these convicts are mostly former white army and land property owning citizens, you can rest assured they harbor no good will to the Soviet Union. they are an army that stands ready, to be taken from their communist hands.
>>
You of course, convince them quite a bit to join you, and eagerly accept.

You have eight fresh recruits anons. What do now?

> Make them into guerrillas!
> Make them into sleeper agents.
> Write in
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>>1434723

> Make them into guerrillas!
> Make them into sleeper agents.

Half for each
>>
>>1434777
This
>>
You turn half of them into guerrillas and the other half into Sleeper Agents.

Here are your newly recruited Guerrillas.

Erhart Friedberger(Low Education, No Weapon Training. Is a carpenter. Male. Is an official member of the Nazi Party.)
Jannik Ganser(Low Education, trained with Bolt Action Rifles. Good at stealth. Is a huntsman. Male.)
Gerwald Arnoldi (Moderate Education. Trained with Pistols. Male. Was a police officer.)
Florentine Wittke (Low Education. Not Trained. Female. Fisherwoman.)

Sleeper Agents

Hanns Walle (High Education. Skilled at rhetoric and teaching. Has no training in weapons. Is a newly appointed professor of history in Warsaw. Male. Member of the Nazi Party.)
Heinrich Riemann(Moderate Education. Has no training in weapons. Is a electrician.)
Laurina Assing(Low Education. Has no training in weapons. Is the wife of a German soldier. Member of the Nazi Party, and actively goes to their meetings.)
Wulf Hacke (Moderate Education. Is trained in machineguns, bolt-action rifles, and sniper rifles along with pistols. Is a veteran of the First World War, and was an officer. Is trained also in leadership. Ex-Prussian Junker. Monarchist.)

Is this good?

>Reassign positions!
>Write-In
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>>1434947
Oh, also.

>This is good!
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>>1434947
Switch Wulf and Eirhart
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>>1434981
indeed
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You switch out Wulf and Eirhart.

Now, what should your sleeper agents focus on?

>Gaining money for the organization! (Would get you 300 Zloty, or 150 Reichmarks.) By the way, Zloty is going to be dying down soon as the currency of Poland, so you may want to take Reichmarks.[/spoilers]
>Try to recruit others!
>Gather intelligence!
>Write-In
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>>1435058
>Gain Money (Reichmarks)
>Money gains Assets
>Assets allows us to train and recruit in secrecy
>Secrecy lets us not be executed
>Game is win
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>>1435058

Let's be sure to focus on Laurina

>Write-in

Have Hans and Erhart find more people,

Hans focusing on students, Erhart on refugees.

Meanwhile, Heinrich can gather intelligence
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>>1435099
*Slaps chaos for obvious reasons.*
2 persons should get reichmarks.
The rest should focus on getting the Russian refugees prepared to fight the Soviets and head back to their country.
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>>1435099
What do you mean, focus on Laurina?
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

Rolling.

1=Assign all Sleepers to gain money.
2=Have Hanns and Erhart find more people, and Heinrich gather intelligence with Laurina gathering Reichmarks.
3=Have 2 get reichmarks, rest focus on migrants.
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>>1435187

Focus on having her rise up the ranks, getting intel and the like

>>1435149

One should focus on intel anon, make sure we're not in the dark. The rest I can agree with

>>1435211

Well shit
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You have two of your sleepers gain money, while the rest focus on migrants.

With that done, your guerrilas return to their private life and you now have a very small militia behind you. Things might be going alright...

Choose one upgrade anons.

By the way, after this I had a bit of an idea which we may be carrying out.

>Your back. (2 point invested. Slight strength bonus.) (Light Injury.)
>Your chest. (2 Point invested. You have minor resistance to cold.)
>Your hands.
> Your eyes. (1 point invested. Better vision day and night)
> Your head. (1 point invested. Better smelling and sharp teeth.)
> Your ears. (1 point. Better hearing.)
> Your lungs. (1 point invested!)
>Your heart (1 point invested.)
>Your stomach (1 point invested. Can eat more raw food.)
>Your skin
> Your legs. ( 1 Pointed invested in)
> Your arms. (2 points invested!)
> Your feet.
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>>1435230
>Skin. Toughness upgrade
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>>1435230
> Your legs. ( 1 Pointed invested in)
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>>1435230
> Your legs. ( 1 Pointed invested in)
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>>1435230

>By the way, after this I had a bit of an idea which we may be carrying out.

Hmmm, what're you planing QM?

>Your skin
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Skin
2=Legs
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As soon as you get back to your place, you feel your skin become itchy, tough, and hard...

Your skin seems to have slightly turned to hide and is turning darker...

Not to mention you practically have body hair all over... At this point, you might as well call it fur. Your entire body, save the palms of your hand and feet, is covered in a thick layer of fur, and your beginning to look less and less human...

What do anons?

>...Shave, you are not looking like somesort of... Wolf or something... You aren't going to look like some hideous monster! (-1 sanity. Stojan may get a bit of an obsession with shaving.)
>...You're human, right? Yes, yes you are... You might not look it, but that doesn't matter. (Lose 2 sanity. Stojan will try to remain human and ignore his mutations.)
>...This... Well, it's... You'll get used to this in time, right, right... It's not that bad... (Lose 3 sanity. -1 sanity permanently. Stojan will try to ignore his mutations.)
>...Embrace it. (Lose 3 sanity, and -2 sanity permanently. Stojan will embrace his mutations.)
>Write-In
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>>1435305
>...This... Well, it's... You'll get used to this in time, right, right... It's not that bad... (Lose 3 sanity. -1 sanity permanently. Stojan will try to ignore his mutations.)
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On second thought, I'm switching to

>...You're human, right? Yes, yes you are... You might not look it, but that doesn't matter. (Lose 2 sanity. Stojan will try to remain human and ignore his mutations.)
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>>1435305

Guess this was a bit bad for hiding,

>...Shave, you are not looking like somesort of... Wolf or something... You aren't going to look like some hideous monster! (-1 sanity. Stojan may get a bit of an obsession with shaving.)
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>>1435305
>...You're human, right? Yes, yes you are... You might not look it, but that doesn't matter. (Lose 2 sanity. Stojan will try to remain human and ignore his mutations.)
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>>1435305
>...You're human, right? Yes, yes you are... You might not look it, but that doesn't matter. (Lose 2 sanity. Stojan will try to remain human and ignore his mutations.)
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>>1435335
this
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You decide to remain somewhat sane and human. Hopefully things get better in time.

Of course, you now have a start-up resistance movement, freedom from the USSR... Huh. You've gotten quite a bit done, actually.

What do anons want to do?

>Try to completely recruit Big Ivan to the movement!
>You know... You've been slightly curious. What if your disease is... Well, can it be transmitted to people? (Stojan will almost certainly refuse to do this, unless you can give an argument why it's a good idea, and why it's not that bad)
>...Maybe you should look into training your guerrilas?
>...Look into extending into Soviet held territory.
>Try to organize your guerrilas with ranks, that sort of thing. (Will clear up the chain of command!)
>You know... Maybe you should look into seeing if the Soviets have done this to anyone else... (May lead to a second playable character.)
>Write-In
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>>1435412

>Try to completely recruit Big Ivan to the movement!
>Try to organize your guerrilas with ranks, that sort of thing. (Will clear up the chain of command!)
>You know... Maybe you should look into seeing if the Soviets have done this to anyone else... (May lead to a second playable character.)

Let's do it
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>>1435431
indeed
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>>1435431
This works. Big Ivan could probably recruit some people and if we aren't the only werewolf, it could work as propaganda against the Soviets.
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You decide to try and completely convert Big Ivan.

You go over to his room, and of course knock.

He seems to be much better then how he was previously, and you say hello.

"Hey. Did you need something?"

"I just had an offer for you..."

"An offer? What, are you a door to door salesman now?"

"No, no... I was wondering if you were interested in signing up with me."

"...Is this related to why I found a rifle in my refigerator?"

"...Slightly? It's about liberating Russia."

"...Well, now I'm interested..."

It doesn't take too much convincing for Big Ivan to get convinced to come with you.

"Anyway.s... I was wondering... "

"I was wondering something too... Is erh... Is it normal for your eyes to be a bit... Glowing?"

"Glowing? What do you mean?"

Ivan squints at you, and feels a bit uncomfortable.

"It's... Erh... Nothing... Is it related to your..."

"...My what?"

He seems uncertain if this is a "sensitive" issue or not.

"...Anyways... Were you always as tall as me?"

Great. He's starting to sort of... Well, notice things about you.

"...Hey, come on. Back on topic, alright?"

"...You just seem different from the last time I saw you."

"Yeah, yeah. Hey... I was wondering, do you know anyone in the Union still?"

"A few, yes."

"...I was wondering if you might of heard about anyone with a condition like mine."

"...LIke your... Fur?"

"Whatever you want to call it... I'm just curious.

"The soviets have been giving out vaccinations for rabies... Isn't that what caused your..."

"Yes, it did. It can't just be me, damn it."

"...Right... I don't know honestly... But are you sure you shouldn't see a doctor?"

"About?"

"...Well, your condition... It's very strange, and I profess that I'm a bit worried."

"Why do you say that?"

"...Because the more I look at you, the more and more strange and foreign you look."

Actions

>...Ivan, I don't need a doctor, I'm fine...
>...Is there any rumors about ANYONE who might be going through something like me?
>...I'll just ask around, I suppose.
>...Ivan, thanks for caring, but I'm good.
>...Maybe seeing a doctor's a good idea.
>...Ivan, if you think I'm changing to a different species your wrong. I'm human... Just with... Fur. As strange as it sounds...
>Write-In
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>>1435541
>...Maybe seeing a doctor's a good idea.
>But if I'm being honest I'm kinda worried about this turning into a . . Pet project.
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>>1435550
this
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"Maybe seeing a doctor's a good idea... But if I'm being honest I'm kind of worried about this turning into a pet project..."

"...What do you mean by that?"

"...Maybe the doctor obsesses over me, or rats me out to the soviets, something like that..."

"...Eh... I can see that. But really, I mean, I can ask around to see what some people know about anyone else who might be going through something like your condition.

>Yeah, that'd be great if you could do that.
>...I meant something different from that, really.
>...Eh... I don't know.
>Who do you know on the inside anyways?
>Write-In
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>>1435603
>Yeah, that'd be great if you could do that.
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"Yeah, it'd be great if you could do that."

He nods, and you head back to the bed and breakfast to get some much-needed sleep...

So, anons want a second protagonist...

Select their gender anons.

>Male.
>Female.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>1435672
as kek is my witness the dice shall decide for me.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>1435672
Dice God guide me
>>
Male.

Now, just decide their ethnicity...

>Russian.
>Polish.
>Japanese
>American
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>>1435727
hmn, the japs don't like the Russians, the americans don't like the Russians much either, and the polish really don't like the Russians. . . . lets get a jap. XD.
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>>1435727

>American

Let him be Liberty Prime in human form, please sweet baby Jesus

>>1435740

You disappoint me

>Captcha Japanese sign

No captccha, no
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>>1435727
>Polish

What they're and American and they're of Russian and Polish descent?
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>>1435772

They better be like LIBERTY PRIME goddamn it
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>>1435757
Ah fuck me. Fine, American!
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>>1435772
What? Do you mean if the American is of Russian and Polish descent?

Also, maybe a bit of background...

Jap: Veteran of the Russo-Japanese War (Probably around 40-50 years old)
American: Overly Confident Spy, Runaway Student, or Unfortunate Tourist. (Probably around 20-25 years old.)
Polish: Polish Prisoner of War)
Russian: Conscript or Civilian.
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>>1435784
I'll vote for American
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>>1435784
American, and can the burger still be a walking anti communist propaganda poster?
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>>1435784

All American
>>
So, American...

Choose one of two anons to be your background.

>Overly Confident Spy: These damned Ruskies found out your ruse at being a communist! Now they've taken you captive! (Start off with good Sneak and Charisma, and with knowing English, Russian, and two other languages of your choice. You also know how to fire pistols, submachine guns, and look nice at dinner parties.)
>Unfortunate Tourist. (Why does no one speak American? Why the hell are all these damned communists in your way at looking at cool... Old Russian things? Why the hell did you just get arrested for mocking that Stalin guy too? You have freedoms, damn it, and these damned Communists have violated numero uno! (Start off with knowing English and one other language. Large variety of starting professions, which range from Obsessive Gun Owner to Ex-Communist Sympathizer.)
>Runaway Student: You're a student that ran away from home to learn in Russia... Your parents can't tell you communism isn't cool... Until it tried to arrest you on suspicion of being a spy though. Also, you can't speak russian in the slightest. (Only knows English and one other language. Above Average Education. Has no other real life skills.)
>Write-In
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>>1435806
*I meant one of three, god I'm tired.
>>
All American Angus Beef!
>Unfortunate Tourist. (Why does no one speak American? Why the hell are all these damned communists in your way at looking at cool... Old Russian things? Why the hell did you just get arrested for mocking that Stalin guy too? You have freedoms, damn it, and these damned Communists have violated numero uno! (Start off with knowing English and one other language. Large variety of starting professions, which range from Obsessive Gun Owner to Ex-Communist Sympathizer.)

"what the fuck is this! no property! no gun rights! purge all communist!"

i'll take gun owning patriot and other language as Russian, family lineage was traced back to the motherland.
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>>1435806

>Overly Confident Spy: These damned Ruskies found out your ruse at being a communist! Now they've taken you captive! (Start off with good Sneak and Charisma, and with knowing English, Russian, and two other languages of your choice. You also know how to fire pistols, submachine guns, and look nice at dinner parties.)

I kept reading this in a Sean Connery voice. He will fuck all the wives of Russian diplomats, politicians and generals.

God bless the new James Bond we have here. It's beautiful
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>>1435821
This
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Alright. You can choose two other languages of your choice anons. Since there's so many languages, I'm fairly sure you can come up with one that will be useful.
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aww. . . he can still be walking liberty jones of greater America right?

German and Chinese.
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>>1435842

Japanese and German

>>1435855

LIBERTY PRIME YOU FILTHY COMMUNIST FILTH
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>>1435858
good!
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>>1435842
German is definitely going to be one. I think Finnish would be the best 4th language to learn because I feel like there might be some relevant characters from there it's not Nazi or communist.
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>>1435865
>and it's not Nazi or communist
Shit I'm tired,

>>1435855
>>1435858
Why do we want him to know an oriental language when we're in 1930's Europe?
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>>1435872

Actually, I got one that could help out immensely

Navajo
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>>1435882
...What the fuck is that even?

Also, why the hell do anons want to know the oriental languages? It's unlikely you'll end up there.
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>>1435872
because Russia shares a boarder with the chinks. it would make sense he would be taught a language from a boarder nation in case he had to flee there.
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>>1435882
but that's all the way in Arizona. Also in real life its most known because it was used to carry message on the pacific front which the Japanese couldn't break.

>>1435887
A Native American language. Famous for a few units during WW2.

>>1435890
That's still like a 1000 miles away though. Also China itself is unstable now.
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I'm just going to roll if anons can't decide.
>>
If we pick Finnish, we'll get people like the white death who killed over 500 commies irl.
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Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>1435887

As what >>1435894 said

>>1435894

Fuck it, I know what to do

1. Japanese
2. Chinese
3. French
4. Navajo
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>>1435904
Well, the fins know gurilla war. I vote Finnish.
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>>1435904

Yeah, I'll go with Finnish
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German and Finnish it is.

Now, what's your religion?

>Catholic
>Evangilical
>Presbyterian
>Agnostic
>Orthodox
>Atheist
>Mormon
>Jewish
>Write-in
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>>1435915
>Evangilical
And the Lord said, COMMUNISM IS A LIE!
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>>1435915

>Write-in

A relgion that's a mix of Evangilism, Catholisism, Norse paganism, and Mormonism
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>>1435915
>Evangilical
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>>1435920
. . . What are you on and what alleyway can you buy it in.
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>>1435920
No.

Also, Heathenism hasn't even come around yet, if I remember right.

Evangelical it is...

Finally, what's this guy's name? Too tired to make one up.
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>>1435928
Goldstein
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>>1435930
He's not Jewish anon.
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>>1435930
No Jude. We will take the most American of names. Joe bison.
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>>1435927

Don't you want the man outside of being a spy to worship a trinity where God is also Odin, Jesus is Loki as well, and the Holy Spirit is Tyr?

A berserker deus vulting, commie hating man who takes his enemies wives in a polygamist marriage?

>>1435928

Axel Augustus
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>>1435935
How about Soprano

>>1435941
Polygamy is degenerate. Only flamboyant easterners practice that.
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>>1435941
You can go beserk without worshipping odin niggers do it all the time. It's not hard.
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>>1435941
This is the most weird shit ever, I'm going to steal this weird shit, use it for something else, and laugh my ass off.

Anyways, I like Joe Bison the best, but instead of Joe I'd like Douglas or something.
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>>1435951
Douglas Bison sounds fucking epic.
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>>1435946

And Mormons

>>1435948

At least I'm not suggesting we be an anarcho-tribalist werewolf, 'm I right QM? Eh? THOSE werewolves?

God I hope we find and kill some like that soon.

>>1435951

I just want him to be a reincarnation of this man

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_von_Ungern-Sternberg

>>1435954

That it does
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>>1435956
Mormons are gay
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>>1435956
Please stop before you severely trigger me. I fucking hate those faggots. Especially now that a fucking friend is trying to get me to play it and I'm cringing just thinking about what the fuck he's doing and how innocent he is to what it actually is.

You are now Douglas Bison, captured American spy, faithful (only on Sundays) to the Evangelical faith, and of course, being scientifically experimented on.

You of course, are a member of the CIA, as a Senior Special Agent, class 17. Normally your skills would be up to par to escape... But of course, you have a slight addiction that got you caught....

Choose an addiction anons.

>Smoking cigarettes/cigars.
>Alchol got you caught.
>...Cocaine is a hell of a drug for you.
>Marijuana is a very relaxing drug while on duty.
>Write-in
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>>1435967
>Smoking cigarettes/cigars.
Tabacco the intellectual choice.
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>>1435967
Sex
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>>1435967
No.
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>>1435967

>Smoking cigarettes/cigars.
>Alchol got you caught.
>...Cocaine is a hell of a drug for you.
>Marijuana is a very relaxing drug while on duty.

All of it. Sex as well


Is he saying Apocalypse? Or Forsaken? Because the two are different in that Forsaken is actually good and none of the things that make the former a clusterfuck of horror.

No anarcho-tribalism in Forsakne really, the shit parts of it are gone, and has some good antagonists.
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>>1435978
No what?
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>>1435980

>Forsakne
>Forsaken

Seems I had a stroke
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>>1435980
Apocalypse. He's fucking naive to it and thinks that it's a less edgy version of Vampire the Masquerade, and I have reason to suspect everyone there is a closet furry or some fucking shit. Then again, he's the asshole who spend days on character sheets minmaxing only to show up in a all human only campaign at level 4 as a fucking level 1 half-dragon with 30 strength and some other shit that pisses me off.

>>1435981
No sex addictions. We're not falling into that trap.

Also, please tone down the Slaaneshi worship of drugs. Just choose one, as I don't want anons to crave every drug known to man.
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>>1435967
>Alchol got you caught.
Actually I change mine to alcohol. We can have a drunk division like PlanetSide on a good night.
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>>1435987
Go with Alcohol then. I just found the image of Doug doing it with a hot Eastern European intern and getting busted amusing.
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>>1435987

I'm sorry you have That Guy for a friend QM. I have one too.

And if he thinks Apocalypse is less edgy, show him the horrors that it's /d/lightful. With beastiality, and no shit, I'm not lying, this happens, I swear to fuck, I found this before.

Mpreg

But anyways, alcohol for more James Bond jokes
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>>1435993

The reason I know these things?

Well.....I ended up playing it once...and I will never forget the horror....the horror...the horror.

Save yourself QM, you can still save your friend too. It's too late for me.

I can hear the howling...I'll be back soon
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>>1435993
Yeah. He also has a habit of getting high before coming to my D&D campaign, but the one good thing I can say is that he at least tries to talk to things before killing them and comes up with smart plans.

Also, from what he told me he was going to try and play as a drunk Irishman who wants to "Make Ireland Great Again"

Glorious Alcohol Masterrace it is.

You were caught drunk-driving on a road in Russia, and after a lengthy police chase, breaking into an office, nearly discovering a laboratory full of Soviet secrets, and getting even more drunk on a secret supply stash in a soviet office... Then getting into a shoot out with the Soviet military.

Of course, you were lucky enough to simply have been shot in the leg, and taken prisoner, and then put into the same laboratory.

Which luckily enough, was just a laboratory about Mad Cow Disease on human subjects.

Of course, you've begun to mastermind a way out, from your tiny cell with only a toliet and a bed.

All you have is a comb.

Actions

>Try to make a homemade shank out of a comb.
>...Straighten your hair with a comb.
>Try to make a lockpick out of your comb.
>Don't do anything, and wait for the Soviets to come to you...
>...Try to get the guard's attention over here?
>Try to pretend your sick or something?
>Write-In
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>>1435999
>Try to make a lockpick out of your comb.
Lockpick now, shank later.
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>>1435999
>...Straighten your hair with a comb.
>Try to make a lockpick out of your comb.
If all else fails and we get captured again, at least it'll probably end in something like Douglas Bison becoming a Bison Minotaur.
>>
Shit, anyone else having trouble remembering stojans last name?
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>>1436021
Mikalonkovich or something.
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>>1436021
Pro-Tip: Go to the last thread and Copy and Paste his last name. It was Mik-something.

>>1436014
That's why I liked the name.

You of course, do the first few things that come naturally to you. Straighten your hair.

Step two, is make a lockpick.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if Douglas can MacGuyver.
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

I'm back, thank god. It was horrible

>>1435999

Nice trips QM.

>>1436025
>>
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1436025
>>
Stojans last name is Mikhailovich

>>1423827
>>
12+3=15

You make an effective lockpick out of the comb, and look at what to use to free yourself...

>Try to use it to unlock the lock on the ventilation in your room?
>Try to unlock the cell door...
>Write-in
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>>1436038
>Try to use it to unlock the lock on the ventilation in your room?
Hopefully this lock is more simplistic then the one on the door
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>>1436038
>Try to unlock the cell door...
Unlock it but don't open it yet.
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>>1436038

>Try to use it to unlock the lock on the ventilation in your room?
>>
Also, have anons caught the slight joke I've been doing so far? Of the American's being "burgers"?

You go to unlock the ventilation in your room...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to lockpick anons.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1436053
It was fucking obvious! It's like we browse the same board! Wow!
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1436053
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>>1436054
Yeah, yeah. Just making sure.

13+4=18

You successfully open the ventilation, without breaking the comb pick.

You of course, crawl inside, and decide which way to go...

You feel a bit sick, and dizzy from all the alcohol you've consumed...

>...Go to where you remember the laboratory being at.
>...Go to where you remember the outside of the cell to be at.
>Maybe you can try to crawl to the offices?
>Leave the ventilation. Maybe it's not a good idea to crawl around in it.
>Write-In
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>>1436061
>Maybe you can try to crawl to the offices?
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>>1436061
>Maybe you can try to crawl to the offices?
>>
You decide to crawl to the offices...

Of course, even you know that moving through ventilation tends to make noise...

Roll me a 1d20+1 to see if you can remain undetected.
+1 if you can find a way to reduce the sound made while moving.

Also anons, I'm passing out, sorry.
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Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1436074
I already passed out
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1436074
yeah, when morning comes.
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>>1436078
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Rolled 9 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1436074
Hey, I'm not dead yet. Glad to see you're still QMing.
How many major characters have died since I took an "extended break"?
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>>1436131
None surprisingly. Also I just murdered the new side protagonist before getting him out of lockup.
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You crawl through the ventilation subtly as you can, when suddenly the ventilation begins to shake... This particular section seems ready to collapse!

That's when you feel the ventilation shake, and break off and begin to fall to the ground... You manage to dive and roll out of it unharmed, but you erhm...

You seemed to have dived into the mess hall, rolled onto a table, and there is now at least fifteen unarmed soviets looking right at you, and two armed soviets with SMG's.

What do anons?

>...Quickly! Make a one liner! Your training covered this! (If it's good, +2 to your next action. Write this in please.)
>Grab a human shield!
>Resort to drunk fisticuffs!
>Make a rush for the kitchen!
>Make a rush for the hallway!
>Surrender!
>Write-In
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>>1436257
>...Quickly! Make a one liner! Your training covered this! (If it's good, +2 to your next action. Write this in please.)
"Sorry for dropping in."

>Resort to drunk fisticuffs!
>>
"Sorry for dropping in."

You of course, go straight for the nearest Soviet, who's lunch you've landed right on...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for making a good introduction.

+3 if you can find a way to take care of the soviet. Lethally or non-lethally.
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Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1436272
Hit him
>>
>>1436272
Kick his lunch tray up into our hand and knock the shit out of him with it.
>>
>>1436282
You want to roll anon?
>>
9+7=16

You kick the lunch tray up into your hands, and hammer him right over the head with a loud PANG that echoes through the room, and kick him off the chair he was sitting in.

Two soviets jump up on the table your on, and both seem to be attacking at the same time, the first one charging with his fist back, and the other one already swinging his fist...

What do anons?

>Dodge!
>Attack!
>Special Attack!
>>
>>1436299
>Dodge!
>>
You go to dodge... One of the soviet's misses you, though the other soviet punches you right in the gut. Turns out he wasn't doing anything fancy.

Roll me a 1d20+1 to see how well you can resist this damage.
>>
>>1436299
>Dodge
>Duck
>Dip
>Dive
>Dodge!
>>
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1436320
>>
10+1=11

You take the damage... Poorly, but your still standing, aren't you?

You of course, counter attack the soviet who missed and give a kick right to his leg, and headbutt him, knocking him out... At this time, two more soviets are rushing you, and one of the soviets with guns is yelling for you to put your hands up... The soviet who just punched you however, also is capitalizing in on this and is about to punch you again!

Actions

>Continue to fight!
>Rush the soviet with a gun!
>Surrender!
>Write-In
>>
Bumping.
>>
>>1436325
>Rush the soviet with a gun!
>>
>>1436325
RUSH HIM. A true American knows all firearms are his allies
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2 anons
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1436450
>>
You manage to rush him and knock him down, and grab his SMG...

What do anons?

> Open fire on the soviets!
> Use your fists more!
> Flee into the hallway!
> Insert One liner here.
>Write in
>>
>>1436461
"Time to see if you're red on the inside"
>open fire
>>
>>1436475
This.
>>
Roll me 1d20+4 anons
+1 if you can do something patriotic
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1436485
>>
14

You begin to spray, and hose down at least half of the room's soviets... One of them however, grabs you in a rush after your gun runs dry, and has knocked you to the ground...

You also can't help but feel your neck hurt a bit.

The soviet seems intent on strangling you.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can break this!

+2 if you can do something fancy to knock him off of you.
>>
>>1436485
>Shoot them while humming "The Star Spangled Banner"
>>
>>1436521
>Grab his balls, Twist.
>>
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1436521
>>
Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1436524
No!
>>
19+3=22

Good Success!

You of course, headbutt him and knock him off of you, and you give him a hearty kick to the neck, choking him.

At this point, the rest of the soviets are in cover, and your completely out of ammo... So you go to reload and grab a bit more.

You have a DSHK. It has five "shots" so to speak, before it has to reload. You have two clips.

You also hear the alarm was just sounded. Again.

Actions

>Finish off the soviets in hiding!
>Leave to the hallway!
>Move to the kitchen!
>Write-In
>>
>>1436562
Move to the kitchen, grab the biggest, Sharpest knife they have. Always good to have a backup
>>
>>1436562
>Write-In
Find a way out of the building.
>>
You go into the kitchen, and grab the sharpest knife they have...

You hear boots storming down the hall towards the mess hall...

Actions

>...Slip out into the ventilation again?
>Slip out into the offices?
>Get ready to fight more communists!
>...You can't leave this place intact. Try to sabotage the kitchen to cause a gas leak so it'll explode...
>Write-In
>>
>>1436577
>...Slip out into the ventilation again?
>>
>>1436603
Oh hey Baron. You've been dead a while.

Also, phoneposting right now.

You slip into the ventilation, trying to avoid detection.
You crawl through, and eventually it splits... One seems to be going lower, and the other way going higher.

What do anons?

> Go lower.
> Go higher.
> Write in
>>
>>1436633
>Higher. Up is best
>>
>>1436633
> Go lower
We want to break out, not get stuck on the roof.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Go up
2=Go down
>>
>>1436933
Welp. Fingers crossed we won't be five stories up.
>>
>>1436933

50 years have passed
I do not roll
The dice...has lost it's effect on me
And yet, the waiting continues
QM's waiting grips the past, present, and future
Gotta get back...back to the quest
Werewolf Reich quest
>>
>>1437390

Forgot my trip
>>
>>1437390
You know what we really need to get back to? Conquistador quest
>>
Well, until questing is done cruising for traps. Im gonna get on PlanetSide. Hopefully pale tiger is on and raging like a mother fucker.or better yet hmnd has a drunk division going.
>>
Sorry anons, was laughing at Sword Art Online's terribleness.

You begin to climb up, and you find yourself in what seems to be... An armory.

The ventilation however is sealed, and you think you'll have an impossible time get to in.

What do?

> Go up.
> Go down.
>Follow the vent on this level.
> Try to break in!
> Write in
>>
Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1437493
>Sword Art Online's terribleness. TESTIFY BROTHER

Try to break in, we need a lock and load montage
>>
>>1437493
> Try to break in!
We need to shoot our way through a vehicle garage. Steal a truck, and get the hell out.
>>
>>1437506
It's cringed-tier bad.

Roll me a 1d20-3 to get through.
>>
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1437545
Maybe there will be a ppsh with a drum mag.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

THIS GATE IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE POWER OF PATRIOTISM
>>
>>1437556
KEK

ALL YOUR GUN ARE BELONG TO US
>>
Rolled 10 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>1437545
BY THE POWER OF GREYSKULL
>>
19

You break the vent easily and crawl through. Inside you see a large variety of firearms

Where to loot anons?

> Pistols
> Submachine Guns
> Shotguns
> Rifles
> Light Machine Guns
> Body Armor
> Sniper Rifles
>>
>>1437628
> Submachine Guns
>>
>>1437628
> Submachine Guns
>>
>>1437628
> Submachine Guns
> Pistols
> Body Armor
>>
>>1437673
this
become the wolfenstein man
>>
You peak into submachine guns...

Your Weapon: PPD-40

Weapons

PPD-40 (4 shots, low range, low damage. Fast firing.)
PPS Submachine Gun (5 shots, moderate range, very low damage, Somewhat Fast firing.)
Thompson Submachine Gun (7 shots, low range, moderate damage. Somewhat fast firing.)

What grab anons?

>The Thompson.
>The PPD-40.
>The PPS
>Look elsewhere!
>Write-in
>>
>>1437758
Thompson Submachine Gun (7 shots, low range, moderate damage. Somewhat fast firing.)
How do they have American guns here?
>>
>>1437785
Well, it's likely your own weapon since you were taken prisoner.
>>
>>1437758
>The Thompson.

Write-in you say? In that case I go for mystery box.
>>
>>1437758
grab the tompson
>>
I just really auto-include Write-Ins almost everywhere.

You grab the Thompson... That's erh...

You start to realize your beginning to go sober, judging from how your vision is becoming less impaired... Some stuff is starting to come back to you. Mostly how once you were imprisoned, the Soviets injected your neck with something.

You can't help but feel the back of it, and it's becoming even more swollen. Great.

You also remember that there's a woman in charge of the armory... The secretary or something in charge of keeping track of the armory supplies or whatever. You'd rather not trip an alarm, so maybe staying silent is the best idea...

You do poke your head slightly out via small window, to see the secretary writing some things down, and on a call. It's unlikely she'll hear you do much... So long as you don't fire anything.

Hm. You also notice a key on her desk... To what? And a keycard.

Actions

>Slip out through ventilation again.
>Continue to loot more!
>...Try to overhear the conversation the secretary is having?
>Open the door from the inside, and leave to the secretary's office...
>...Knock on the window?
>Write-In

While Douglas is sobering up, anons will take -1 to their rolls.
>>
>>1437813
grab some body armour and a pistol
>>
>>1437813

>Continue to loot more!

Grab a shotgun, because it's the most AMERICAN gun there is.

>...Try to overhear the conversation the secretary is having?
>>
>>1437813
>Loot more. Grab a shotgun!
>>
You look... There seems to be a shotgun cabinet... A Remington 12.

There seems to be a note on the cabinet.

"Commissar Artemiy only! Stay out!"

It seems this is private property of one of the commissars. Apparently housed while it's owner is at work.

The cabinet itself is locked.

Actions

>...Lockpick with your comb?
>Ignore it for now.
>...Maybe the secretary has a key to it?
>Write-in
>>
>>1437876
>...Lockpick with your comb?

>This person only.
>As if he owns it.
>As if it's property.
>In the Soviet Union.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+1 if you can reduce the pain on your neck.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1437897
>>
Anyone else want to roll?
>>
Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1437891
supress the pain by thinking about valley forge
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1437897
>>
11

Your comb breaks in the lock, unable to open it. You manage to get out the broken piece though, so you aren't fucked completely...

Your back's pain however, becomes unbearable, so to speak...

First upgrade for Douglas Bison anons.


>Your back.
>Your chest.
>Your hands.
> Your eyes.
> Your head.
> Your ears.
> Your lungs.
>Your heart
>Your stomach
>Your skin
> Your legs.
> Your arms.
> Your feet.
>>
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437985

I SHALL ROLL

We need to keep our neck still
>>
>>1438012
our manly american hands
>>
>>1438012
>Your back.
If they injected our neck it makes sense.
>>
>>1438012
>Your chest.
>>
Anyone else want to vote?
>>
>>1438081
I'll vote for back
>>
>>1438014

Will this be on stand by QM?

>>1438012

>Your back.

I realized something today, black people are the saddest people
>>
>>1438107
Why is that my chaotic friend?
>>
>>1438117

Black people invented the Blues, they made an entire genre of music based around sadness. That's all you gotta know
>>
It'll be a free nat 20 you can use later, why not?

You feel a lot more strong... As strong as an ox, really.

You notice the room is a bit smaller... Or are you just a bit bigger?
You sort of notice that you've grown an entire foot, to about 6'7', and feel a surprising amount of back strength. Not to mention your naturally standing upright, and you find it quite hard to slump your head.

Hm.

Actions

>...Try to break into the cabinet? You have a lot of back strength!
>...Maybe you can get the key from the secretary?
>...Slip back into maintence. It might be a bit hard though.
>Write-In
>>
>>1438129
>...Try to break into the cabinet? You have a lot of back strength!
I am very tempted to roll to seduce so as to get that key.

>>1438127
Well you also got people like snoop dog and afroman

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw
>>
You decide to forcibly break into the cabinet...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+2 if you can find a way to use your back strength more efficiently!
+1 if you can excuse the pain and strength off of alcohol.
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1438166
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1438166

RIP AND TEAR THE CABINET
>>
14+418

You rip the cabinet out, with a loud CLANG and you can't help but breath and sweat heavily... It was firmly placed in the wall, and you just ripped it out with your bare hands...

Nice. You should exercise more often.

You of course, grab the Remington, and hear footsteps from the secretary's office going towards you... You peek out to see a rather confused and worried secretary about to nose where her nose doesn't belong...

Actions

>...You're a special agent, she's a secretary. Her combat experience? None. Try to knock her out.
>...Activate your cocky charms for a specialty of all agents... Seduction.
>Wait for her to get closer, and shotgun her right in the face.
>Look into taking her hostage?
>Try to hide in ventilation!
>Write-In
>>
>>1438226
>...Activate your cocky charms for a specialty of all agents... Seduction.
>>
Anyone else want to vote?
>>
>>1438226
>...You're a special agent, she's a secretary. Her combat experience? None. Try to knock her out.

Seans other specialty. Hitting women in the face!
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Charm Mode!
2=Sean Connery Knock Out Mode
>>
Roll me a 1d20+1 to charm secretary?

+2 for of course, great seductive one-liners/quotes
+2 if you can of course, find a way to prevent her from freaking out at seeing you?
+1 if you can of course, show off your muscles.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1438323
>>
>>1438323
>>
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1438323

Flex and say

"You commies know about having to share, so why don't I share my dick with you?"
>>
>>1438365
I can't tell if that dialogue is good or bad.
>>
>>1438365
Alright, your just making me regret actually doing this. I decide to play a bit loose from the "avoiding anything romantic/sexual" method for this quest, and it's cringy for me to see, and makes me regret doing this. If my cringe hits critcal levels (which it already is close to doing), I'll veto any of this shit in the future.

tl;dr: don't make cringy dialogue which makes me regret life decisions[/spoilers]

18+2=20

You of course, come up to her as soon as she enters, and make sure to be flexing as she enters. And give a bit of a wink.

She seems startled, confused, and is already eyeing the alarm, but to be fairly honest, this is a really good start. Most people would rush for it as soon as they see a prisoner in the middle of an armory, carrying a thompson and a Remington 12.

Actions

>...Try to increase the charm?
>Now that she's shocked and surprised... Deliver a sudden knock-out blow!
>Blow her away with a shotgun blast!
>Write-In
>>
>>1438403
>Now that she's shocked and surprised... Deliver a sudden knock-out blow!
Pull a Connery.
>>
>>1438365
Why did yyou I have to say dick? Why not just say share some time or a bed together.

>>1438403
>...Try to increase the charm?
>>
>>1438403
>Pull a cannery, punch that hoe in the teeth
>>
>>1438415
>Connery
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to knock out a secretary.

+2 if you can put your new strength to work and come up with a creative way to knock her out.
+1 for one-liners.
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1438426
>>
15+4=19

You of course, move up gently to her... And punch her right in the face with a surprising amount of force, knocking her straight to the ground unconscious. Gently, of course.

You step over her body, and decide to be a gentleman and help her into her chair, though she does have a bit of a nasty bruise...

You pocket the key and the keycard... It seems the keycard leads to the Board Room.

Right now, you can see a window to the outside world, and you notice your on the third floor, and there's one more floor above you...

Meanwhile, the hallway splits in two directions... To the Board Room, and to the Staff Lounge.

Actions

>Break the window! (Bad idea.)
>Head to the staff lounge.
>Head to the board room.
>Head to the ventilation and try to fit into it?
>Write-in
>>
>>1438482
>Head to the board room.
>>
>>1438482
>Head to the board room.
>>
You head to the boardroom, which seems to be locked...

Inside, you hear talking. You hear it being about "rabies" or something, along with the "human variant of Mad Cow's disease"

Actions

>Quietly open the door...
>Kick the door open!
>Try to overhear the presentation!
>Do something else!
>Write-In
>>
>>1438504
>Try to overhear the presentation!
>>
>>1438504
>Try to overhear the presentation!
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1438533
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1438533
>>
12

You can't exactly hear what's going on, but you do hear a few words...

Mostly "hypothetical genetic error" and "slight tampering from outside sources"

Hm. Maybe if you secured whatever presentation this is, you can learn a bit more?

Actions

>Enter the room?
>...Kick the door down?
>Leave. (Vents or Staff Lounge)
>Write-In
>>
>>1438564
>Enter the room?
Put holes in everyone there. Except one or two people.
>>
>>1438564
>Enter the room?
Try walking in there nonchalant and convince them into telling us.
>>
>>1438568
We're an escaped test subject with two large guns on us. Nonchalant doesn't fly any better than a 400 pound hacker.
>>
>>1438581
What if the 400 pound hacker has access to Russian military-grade cargo planes though
>>
>>1438593
They would throw him out for inconsiderately taking up more than his fair share of seats.
>>
You of course, enter the room by unlocking it.

Everyone's eyes go straight towards you, and you notice that this seems to be a large meeting full of unarmed scientists, with no actual soldiers in it.

Huh.

Actions

>Just take a seat like your supposed to be here?
>Try to play it off as you just realized you aren't allowed to bring guns in here, and put them outside?
>Start shooting.
>...Ask where the exit is?
>Write-In
>>
>>1438603
Even if he brought down the United States and free world by changing an election and putting in a Russian spy as president?
>>
>>1438613
Beat the crap out of them until they're unconscious except one or two. We can ask him some questions and kill the rest on our way out if they're not super important.
>>
>>1438613
>Start shooting.
Kill enough to where the room is a manageable crowd of hostages.
>>
Keep in mind that you might accidently kill someone who might know something about this.
>>
>>1438642
It's still too large a crowd to hold hostage. At best we can afford to loose a number of them, but we can't keep all of them alive safely.
>>
So anons want to start shooting, take some hostage, or knock a few out?

Or alternatively, lock the door?
>>
>>1438659
Lock the door
>>
>>1438666
Satan will it.
>>
You of course, lock the door, and you sit down in a chair, putting your Remington 12 on your shoulder, leaning back and putting your feet on the table...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how well you can keep order in the room.

+3 if you can non-aggressively threaten everyone inside of it.
+1 for one-liners.
+1 if you can hit on the woman leading the presentation
>>
Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1438674
Well hello legs. Mind explaining all this to me. Im sure the nerds can help you but I'm pressed for time and would like to skip the fancy long words and get right to the chance.
>>
Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1438674
>Now we have a situation here. I just got out of a cell in this God forsaken place and y'all are talking about genetic errors and that type of stuff. If you're smart, you're tell me what's goin' on here before something g bad happens.
I'm imagining Douglas with a type of southern or Texan drawl.
>>
>>1438686
Why not Scottish? [/s]

Also, I'd imagine it'd be transaltantic, anon.

Also, allowing a samefag if you can do a show of force.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1438674
>>
>>1438696
>Surname is an American animal found in the Midwest
Something about him being any type of British just doesn't sit with me.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1438702
Well, how about Central American? I have no idea how it sounds though.

Anyways.

18+6=14

You of course, easily establish your authority in the room, and give a bit of a wink to the presentator.

They start over from the beginning, and you try to listen... A lot of it is impossible to discern to you, however.

Ignore my roll.
>>
>Find out that European Bison are/were a thing
Well I feel just a tad silly now.
>>
While she presents, you feel another surge of pain in your neck.

The presenter tells you a lot about how the "rabies vaccine" has had an unfortunate event of outside tampering by the British, and they suspect the British might of mixed something in with a few of their vaccinations. The Mad Cow Disease they tested on you was also vaccinated, but with a slight cause for "aggressive cell mutation", and apparently they did it to determine to see if this was applicable to other diseases...

Hm. Interesting...

Now, if only your neck and back would stop hurting for one second...

Select one upgrade anon.

>Your back. (1 point. Moderate Strength Increase.)
>Your chest.
>Your hands.
> Your eyes.
> Your head.
> Your ears.
> Your lungs.
>Your heart
>Your stomach
>Your skin
> Your legs.
> Your arms.
> Your feet.
>>
>>1438707
18+6=14

. . . .

18+6=24
>>
>>1438722
>Your skin
Leather.
>>
>>1438722
>Your hands.
>>
>>1438725
>When you think a number but fuck up

Welcome to my life.

Anyways, I'm setting up the new EDQ thread while I wait for more votes anons.
>>
>>1438722
Arms. Murican biceps will bring freedom and justice to all
>>
Rolling here in 10 minutes.
>>
>>1438766
This
>>
>>1438774
Arms has 2 votes. Victory for glorious muscles
>>
Arms it is.

You feel your muscles intensely grow, and feel quite muscular. You do notice some slightly more hairs, but you can't help but flex, showing this off a bit.

You feel incredibly strong...

Anyways, with the presentation being done... What do you do?

>Take care of the hostages?
>...Just leave amicably.
>...Show off your muscles a bit, and ask if it's a side effect of that mad cow disease or something.
>Write-In
>>
>>1438803
>...Show off your muscles a bit, and ask if it's a side effect of that mad cow disease or something.
Ok, explain this again, without bullshit terms. Why is my body growing in size?
>>
>>1438803
>someone get a tailor in here cause IM RIPPED.... Also tell me Whats up before I rip your spine out.
>>
>>1438803
>...Show off your muscles a bit, and ask if it's a side effect of that mad cow disease or something
>>
Thread for EDQ: >>1438800

Still going to continue on this thread too anons. Doing both at the same time tommorow.

A bit overly pleased at this, you lean back in the chair further.

"Someone get me a tailor because I AM RIPPED!"

You unleash a mighty flex, noting your greatly increased muscle size.

"...And tell me, what's up before I rip your spine out! No bullshit terms!" You say, in a bit of sudden, unexpected anger.

The presenter seems a bit intimidated.

"I erhm... I'm not sure?"

"How aren't you sure?"

"...Well... It's completely undocumented! We don't even know what it does to human subjects besides make them more aggressive and stronger."

"Why the fuck is that?"

"Well, the neural degradation..."

"What the fuck is that supposed to mean?"

She thinks for a moment.

"Your erh... Your losing your sense of calm, essentially? Your... Flight method of fighting. You do remember the flight or fight theory in school, correct?"

"So, why am I getting bigger?"

"Well, it causes rapid cell mutation, as I stated previously..."

She keeps saying a bunch of fucking big words you don't have time to care or understand about, basically.

Actions

>...Try to calm yourself. No need to fall to anger easier then you might actually already be able to.
>Alright, that's it. Get up, and INTIMIDATE her into not saying big words which are hard to understand.
>So I'm becoming a big, lean, mean angry machine?
>Write-In
>>
>>1438830
>...Try to calm yourself. No need to fall to anger easier then you might actually already be able to.
>So I'm becoming a big, lean, mean angry machine?
>>
>>1438830
>...Try to calm yourself. No need to fall to anger easier then you might actually already be able to.
"Look toots, I didn't just slaughter a group of gaurds getting up here too be told you have no idea what this is. You can either explain it, or I can take everyone to the roof to preform a couple gravity based experiments."
>>
>>1438830
>"USE SMALL WORDS OR BE SMALL PIECES"
>>
You feel a bit torn between yelling at her that she'll be ripped to shreds if she doesn't use smaller words, or just scare her into using smaller words.

"...So basically, I'm becoming a big, lean, mean angry machine?"

"Well, I suppose you could phrase it like that, though we have no idea what this is, it's practically never been done before..."

"...So for fuck's sake, I'm a human guinea pig."

"...Well, when you put it like that, there's less adventure behind it... Though this mutated form of mad cow's disease has yet to be really tested on anyone else..."

She seems a bit fascinated in this...

Hm.

Actions

>Ask a few questions
>Get aggressive and angry.
>...Activate your charms on the scientist. You need her to explain things to you... Something tells you the rest of these chumps don't know anything.
>...Alright, that's it. Fucking leave.
>Write-In
>>
>>1438864
>...Activate your charms on the scientist. You need her to explain things to you... Something tells you the rest of these chumps don't know anything.
Everyone else in this room is worthless now
>>
>>1438864
>Activate American suave. Flex, smile, smack her on the ass (Gently)
>>
>>1438864
>Kill everyone here. We don't need this leaving Russia and expanding.
>>
You of course, now begin to activate your charms.

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can be sauve, charming, and try to be a bit less pissed off.

+2 if you can come up with romantic and charming gestures...
+1 if you can of course, use your muscles.
>>
Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1438875
>>
>Attempting to roll
>Flex, Smile, Smack her ass.
>"Pretty AND brains? Care to help me out a bit more darling?
>>
>>1438880
FUCKING SHIT FUCK I GIVE UP
>>
>>1438884
It's just dice+1d20+3 in the options anons.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1438875
>>
>>1438885
>>
>>1438890
You don't capitalize you damn dirty ape.
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1438900
I swear if this works in gonna fuckin shit
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>>1438905
ARE YOU FUCKING SHITTING ME I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
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>>1438890
You don't put a capital on the Dice. It's just dice

12+6=18

Somehow, you manage to get up, go over to her, and flex and smile right to her...

And get your hand to make contact with her behind.

"You know, I have to admit, I rarely meet anyone who's pretty AND has brains... You should really help me out more..."

She seems a little flattered, but it's clear some people have thought this to be a bit comedically absurd, and at this point have a hard time trying to not laugh...

The scientist who's ass you've just slapped is a nice brown-haired woman, who for a Russian, is quite attractive.

What do anons?

>...Shoot those who laugh. This isn't a laughing matter.
>...Terrify them into silence.
>Kick their ass.
>...Continue to flirt?
>Write-in
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>>1438907
Your salt and yourself titled as my bitch good sir.
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>>1438911
>...Shoot those who laugh. This isn't a laughing matter.
Once in the kneecaps without paying attention. "So as you were saying this is some sort of experiment regarding mad cow disease and there was something about a rabies vaccine?
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>>1438911
>...Shoot those who laugh. This isn't a laughing matter.
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>>1438911
>Punch the nearest Laughing nerd in the face as hard as we can.
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You take out your Thompson and shoot a few of the scientists in the legs without looking... Then punch the nearest nerd in the face, spilling some of his teeth out.

"Now, what were you saying about mad cow's disease and rabies vaccine?"

She seems a bit shocked, and seems oddly slightly attracted and scared of you. And respectful.

"I-I erh, well... I was the project manager for finding the vaccination for Mad Cow's Disease, the British sabotaged our rabies vaccine and Mad Cow vaccine, and it sort of ended up affecting the genetics of humans in interesting ways, after discovering this to a few conscripts in Poland..."

Actions

>Ask her a question?
>Flirt a bit more?
>Try to calm her a bit?
>...You know, maybe she could help you with all of this. Take her along with you? (A scientist may prove quite useful!)
>...So is there vaccination to my anger? At all?
>Write-In
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>>1438932
>...You know, maybe she could help you with all of this. Take her along with you? (A scientist may prove quite useful!)

"Well legs, let's talk while we walk. I have places to see."
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>>1438932
>...You know, maybe she could help you with all of this. Take her along with you? (A scientist may prove quite useful!)
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>>1438932
>you be the brains, ill be the brawn
>Throw her over our shoulder and moonwalk out, stomping on the nerd we punched's face on the way out
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"Well, legs, let's talk while we walk I got places to see... You can be the brains, I'll be the brawn.'

"Wait, wha-"

Before she can say anything, you grab her, and put her over your shoulder With a bit of a slap to the rear, gently though and "accidently" stomping on the punched nerd's face. Which breaks his nose quite a bit.

She struggles a bit, apparently not wanting to go with you...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to keep her under control anons.

+2 if you can either intimidate her into being quiet, mention how scientifically valuable this could be, or be a suave motherfucker.
+1 for one-liners after stomping on said nerd's face.
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Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1438945
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I can die happy now
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Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1438945
"Look, im gonna need someone who can figure this out. I have a feeling its going it get worse and ill need your scientific expertise"

"Enjoy the boot-gum"
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Holy shit, Sean Connery Skills Activated.

So do anons want her to maybe kind of "fall in love" with Douglas, be terrified of him completely, or just be extremely scientifcally interested in him?

What do anons want? Giving some leeway for anons to be creative too if they have an idea.
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>>1438950
>>1438955

DOUBLE 20 VENGEANCE
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HOLY SHIT ANONS NAT 20'S STACK TOO

Holy shit.
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>>1438957
Can a mix of the three like this work?
Infatuated>scared>scientific interest.
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>>1438959
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>>1438957
May as well fall in love and have a little bit of scientific interest in Douglas.
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I get my rocks off, come back and the dice give us two Nat 20's. Best quest ever.
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"Look, I need someone who can figure this out. I have a feeling it's going to get worse,and I need your scientific expertise."

"I-I understand..."

She sounds terrified of you, and oddly shy for some reason. She even feels a bit sweaty and nervous.

"So erh... When did you start... You know, having changes to your body?"

"I'd say a few minutes ago."

"A few minutes ago?"

"Yeah... It's pretty strange, honestly."

She stays quiet, thinking...

You notice while looking to your left, that she has a bit of a... Glasses case in her back pocket. Nice slim ones, like what a doctor would use.

Huh.

You of course, feel some pain going through your neck, and left with only two directions, you head towards...

>The Ventilation.
>The Lounge Room
>Write-In
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>>1438969
>Lounge
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>>1438969
>Write-In
The garage.
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>>1438969
>The Lounge Room
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>>1438974
Supporting this. We're armed to the gills. Lets get GTA on these commies
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>>1438974
You have no idea where that is.

You head into the lounge...

Inside, seems to be a surprising amount of office workers, gathered around...

They seem to have heard the gunshots, but luckily you notice before you head out...

You might want to hide the guns before spreading panic or something...

Actions

>Hide your firearms
>Don't hide them. Just walk out there, fully armed.
>Start firing into the office workers!
>...You're experiencing one of those mutations again... Try to wait until you mutate, then head out...
>Write-in
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>>1438979
>seek cover, mutate, Head in and kick ass
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>>1438979
>Hide your firearms
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>>1438979
>Hide your firearms
Mexican side carry?
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You decide to mutate and hide your weapons..

Choose one anons.


>Your back. (1 point. Moderate Strength Increase.)
>Your chest.
>Your hands.
> Your eyes.
> Your head.
> Your ears.
> Your lungs.
>Your heart
>Your stomach
>Your skin
> Your legs.
> Your arms. (1 point invested. Moderate strength increase.)
> Your feet.
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>>1438985
>Your skin
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>>1438985
>Lungs. Dat Glorious Oxygen
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>>1438985
>Your chest.
GAINS
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>>1438992
Just no. Not yet.
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>>1438994
Changing to this. Arms and chest. Glorious muscles
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Concealed carry is gonna be a bitch.
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Your suit at this point is begining to show signs of tearing, and you feel a bit bigger... The pain is enough you have to go to your knees however.

After a minute, you eventually find yourself getting off your knees, and being even taller... About 7'2', to be specific... Your chest also has a... Complete six-pack, and your quite heavily muscular now. Hell, holding this scientist in your arms feels lightweight in all honesty...

You do however, feel a bit more aggressive, and can't help but admire your muscles as you flex, your suit starting to struggle against the amount of muscle and weight your putting on...

You do feel quite heavier, actually... And your finding yourself moving a bit slower.

"Are you alright?" You hear from the scientist on your shoulder...

Actions

>I'm better then fine, I'm awesome!
>...Fuck yeah, let's get some shit done!
>...Maybe flirt a bit more... Fowardly, now.
>Try to sneak out there into the lounge?
>...Go out into the lounge, and of course "establish dominance" by being the scariest motherfucker in there.
>Write-In
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>>1439004
>I'm better then fine, I'm awesome!
Ask what her name is. We never got that.
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>>1439004
>Kick the lounge door down
>"EVERYBODY QUIT PLAYING WITH YOUR DICKS AND HIT THE FLOOR"
>>
>...Maybe flirt a bit more... Forwardly, now.

We are on a roll after all.
>>
"...I'm better than fine, I'm awesome... Say, what's your name?"

"It's Dominika Vladislavovna... Just erh... You can call me Dominika."

"Oh, really? Great..."

You decide to hit on her a bit more...

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.

+2 for sauve and romantic flirtations?
+1 if you can also slightly show off your muscles even more. Your chest ones too.
+1 if you can be a bit aggressive in your flirtations.
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439019
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>>1439019
Have you ever ridden on a Harley? They are awesome
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1439019
Obligatory grab em by the pussy joke.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1439026
Forgot the roll
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8+3=11

You make a rather poor flirt, which doesn't really impress her, but you think she really does like the gesture.

Anyways, with that done, you try to hide your firearms and head out into the lounge...

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can slip through it without detection.

+2 if you can come up with an excuse why there's gunshots and why your going the other way!
+1 if you can come up with an excuse for the woman on your back.

Anyways, passing out now anons, sorry. Still doing this thread tommorow, but also while I do EDQ.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1439033
Cuse me. Greatest nation on Earth, coming through.
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439033
She's sprained her ankle
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18+3=21

You of course, go through, the crowdly with your barely concealed guns.

"Excuse me, greatest nation on Earth, coming through. Move aside unless you wanna feel how getting thrown out of this building feels."

Sufficent to say, you manage to get through the crowd without any problems, and continue to another hallway... It splits into two directions, with a staircase heading down...

>Head down to the Second or First floor, or the Fourth floor. (Currently on third)
>Head into the staff laboratory.
>Move to the staff bathrooms.
>Write-In
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>>1439125
Fourth floor
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You decide to head to the fourth floor... Which is roof access.

Once you get out there, you feel the cold of Russian winter, and notice in front of the door to be two Russians on a smoke break. They seem to be soldiers armed with rifles.

Actions

>...Deal with the soldiers to get out onto the roof!
>...Smoke break, huh? You can pretend your on a smoke break too. Get out a agent-issued pack of cigarettes.
>...Head downstairs.
>Write-In
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>>1439186
>Use cigarettes as an excuse to get close then break their necks
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You of course, decide to use your cigarettes as an excuse to get close... And of course, do some violence.

Roll me a 1d20+4 if this excuse works out ni your favour.

+1 if you can find a way to distract them while you close in for the kill...
+1 if you can come up with an interesting way to break their necks.
+1 and maybe slightly better relations with Dominika if you can use this as an excuse to flirt with her a bit more.

If you want to avoid alienating Dominika, come up with a way to silently kill them or get her to not notice.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

Is anyone up for a sweet back massage?

(Lets try to only knock them out in order not to ruin our suave)
>>
Anyone else want to roll?
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Anon, Anon, Anon. I order thee to summon yourself to the tread
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Yo
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Non-lethal, right anons?
>>
yis
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>Walk up, brandishing "confiscated" American cigarettes.
>Offer them a smoke "get em before theyre gone eh comrades?"
>when they reach out to grab one like greedy commies, punch the nearest one in the throat, using the momentum to sling your elbow into the other mans cheek
>With them disoriented, grab their heads under our arms (Forearm under chin and back of head in our armpits) >Yank upward sharply, disconnecting their spines and killing them instantly.
>Turn to Dominika and say "Most people enjoy getting their necks popped. Odd"
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>>1439239
Lethal is always the way to go.
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>>1439231
Supporting this roll with my idea.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Well, rolling.

1=Lethal
2=Non-lethal
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>>1439248
>Based Dice hate commies as well
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You of course, walk up offering confiscated American cigarretes, and after a bit of a fight, you manage to break both of their necks easily.

You of course, flirt a bit with Dominika, who seems a bit shocked at what you've done, but quietly ignores it, a little out of fear, and maybe something else. Though that doesn't stop her from asking a few questions.

"Erh... What exactly caused you to kill them?"

"Why are you asking this, doc?"

"I'm just wondering to see if your rationality was changed at all."

You think that might be a polite way to say "I think that was a bit crazy."

Actions

>...Well, it felt right, so to speak. (Becomes a bit more aggressive and assertive!)
>...I erh... I kind of zoned out a bit, sorry. (Remains normal.)
>Hey, can't help but test my new "guns" so to speak... (Remains normal, but she might slightly question your morals.)
>...I just fucking hate communists. (Remains normal, but it's well established you hate communists.)
>...In case your wondering, I'd never do that to a woman
>Write-in
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>>1439286
>Defaulted to my training, multiple armies guards? Facility im trying to escape? Lethal takedown was the only option.
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>>1439286
>...I erh... I kind of zoned out a bit, sorry. (Remains normal.)
>...In case your wondering, I'd never do that to a woman
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>>1439291
Seconded
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>>1439291
Fucking autocorrect.... Armed Guards
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>>1439291
Replace only with best.
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"I just defaulted to my training, alright? Now, let's get out of here..."

"Hey, I got... Actually, erh..." She nervously decides against arguing with you.

What do anons?

>Try to climb down the building?
>Head down the staircase.
>Hey, come on. Do you really want to work alongside a bunch of communists? (Shill for the USA)
>...Pat her a bit on the back to reassure her that she can speak when she wants to?
>Write-In
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>>1439407
>initiate backpats
>>
You of course, pat her on the back.

"Come on, talk to me."

"I... I just don't want to go, I don't even know who you are."

"What made you assume I was taking you with me?"

"I erh..."

She kind of pauses a bit.

"I've... Just had a hunch... A theory about erh..."

She stammers a bit awkwardly, unsure completely about what to say.

Actions

>...Hey, I'm not taking you with me. You're staying here.
>...Could you come? Please? I think you could really help me.
>Remain completely oblivious to her attraction?
>...You know, I have a hunch you like me.
>...You know, your pretty adorable for a nerd. Just saying.
>Write-In
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>>1439463
>Well I didn't want to get injected with something that's making me swell up like a balloon.
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>>1439474
this and follow up by this
>...You know, your pretty adorable for a nerd. Just saying
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"Well, I didn't want to get injected with something that's making me swell up like a balloon... But really, for a nerd your pretty adorable. Just saying."

She doesn't exactly know how to take it. You think she's probably blushing, highly embarrased, or flattered.

"Hey, I didn't know if the disease would have a similar effect on you such as on the rabies vacination... Besides, it seems to mostly be increasing your testosterone levels and muscle mass so far..."

"So? I didn't want to get injected."

"Listen, I'm sorry, ok? I eh... I probably should have known it was wrong..."

She seems a bit jarred still.

"...I mean, scientifically speaking it's miraculous... I've never seen anything like this... And I erh... Wait, was that earlier comment about..."

"Well, if you wanted to be let go, maybe you shouldn't of injected me with that syringe."

"...Listen, I'm sorry. I really am... But really, I mean... Not to be unemotional or come off the wrong way, but you'd be a medical wonder in a hospital or laboratory..." She seems to be intending this to come off as a compliment.

Actions

>...Is that your way of saying I'm awesome? I hope it is.
>...You're terrible with words, you know.
>...Well, maybe I'll stay, actually. If it'll benefit the human race.
>...Right, and what says I want to stay in a Commie lab?
>...Right, so once I get put on a medical table you'll be gentle on me, thanks.
>Come on, I need to get going before someone finds those bodies.
>Write-In
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>>1439521
>Come on, I need to get going before someone finds those bodies.
>I have places to be and I need a scientist for them.

1 if we flip her or turn her in that's a boon for the war efforts against the SU (and unfortunately a boon for the rest of the allies.)

2, we and Stojan will end up needing her.
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>>1439521
>Come on, I need to get going before someone finds those bodies.
>>
Care if I ask how anons feel about Douglas and Dominika so far?
>>
Well, they are pretty okay. Haven´t really had much time to enjoy them, to be fair
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>>1439564
Good team I like them there funny together. But I also love our loyalist Russian.
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"Come on, I need to get going."

You prepare to climb down...

Roll me a 1d20+2 anons
+2 if you can continue to talk more while descending.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1439597
So babe ever thought of being an American Citizen. Ever wanted to ride on that eagle of freedom! Research for the good guys yeah know.
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18

"So, babe... Ever thought of being an American Citizen? Ride that eagle of freedom? Research for the good guys?"

"I'm erh... I prefer my talents kept to Russia..."

"What, Communist Russia?"

She doesn't really answer.

You climb down and get very close to the bottom, and your body once again, hurts more, while you get closer to the ground...

18

"So, babe... Ever thought of being an American Citizen? Ride that eagle of freedom? Research for the good guys?"

"I'm erh... I prefer my talents kept to Russia..."

"What, Communist Russia?"

She doesn't really answer.

You climb down and get very close to the bottom, and your body once again, hurts more, while you get closer to the ground...

Eventually you hit the ground with her, and your now in a alleyway beside the lab...

18

"So, babe... Ever thought of being an American Citizen? Ride that eagle of freedom? Research for the good guys?"

"I'm erh... I prefer my talents kept to Russia..."

"What, Communist Russia?"

She doesn't really answer.

You climb down and get very close to the bottom, and your body once again, hurts more, while you get closer to the ground...
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>Your back. (1 point. Moderate Strength Increase.)
>Your chest. (1 point invested! Moderate strength gain!)
>Your hands.
> Your eyes.
> Your head.
> Your ears.
> Your lungs.
>Your heart
>Your stomach
>Your skin
> Your legs.
> Your arms. (1 point invested. Moderate strength increase.)
> Your feet.
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>>1439694
Also this is an upgrade, 4chan kept thinking I was a spammer or something for fuck's sake.
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>>1439688
OH FUCK WERE IN THE TIME LOOP

>>1439694
>leg time! Ready for SWOLE
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>>1439694
> Your legs.
Let's do all the limbs first, move on to skin and small stuff like ears and finally internal stuff like lungs.
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>>1439688
Actually I like to think we keep asking becuase our mind panics and reverts every time we realize that someone dosnt love America.
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>>1439694
>NEVER FORGET LEG DAY
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>>1439719
>DOES NOT COMPUTE
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>>1439694
> Your legs.
>>
Sorry anons, I was looking for a bypass from 4chan yelling "connection errors"
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Legs.

Your legs become longer, bigger, and tougher, and you notice quite a bit of body hair...

You've grown to about 7'9'...

Anyways... Where do anons want to go?

>The garage!
>Flee to the countryside!
>Write-In
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>The garage!

Lets get us a nice and comfy T-34 that none of us will be able to drive.
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>>1439753
>Garage. Steal the biggest, fastest truck they have
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>>1439753
>The garage!

>>1439758
Shhh... this is a fantasy/sci-fi quest. Realism doesn't matter right now.
>>
Roll me a 1d20 for what you find.

+1 if you can show off your legs.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1439788
Nice get.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1439788
Dice don't fail us now
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1439788
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>>1439799
>Kick EVERYTHING
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

Do the traditional Russian dance of searching for things in a soviet base
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You found a normal car.

Where will you drive anons?

Also busy at work, expect delay.
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>>1439826
Towards our exit route. Probably Germany or a Slavic nation.
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>>1439826
Go find our America contacts and report what we've found amd that we have seduced a scientist onto our side.
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>>1439840
If you do that, you might get called back to the States. And possibly expertimented on.
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>>1439896
Yeah but it's out job and responsibility to the United States if America!
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>>1439896
I'd rather not be a test subject.
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>>1439896
Hmmmm. Maybe America is that great after all.
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>>1439896
I'm fine with being the first of many American werewolves.
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>>1439920
> maybe America is great

No you fool America is the greatest! All pale in comparison in the shadow of the great American flag!
>>
Just vote yes or no for going back to the USA, and feel free to argue.
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>>1439945
Yes. God bless America
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>>1439945
No we have to dig deeper.
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>>1439945
I'm going to vote no because I like the idea of a minotaur in the woods of Europe with a Russian sidekick.
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>>1439945
Yes
saying no would be totaly out of character
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>>1439989
How is wanting to investigate further out of character?
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>>1440027
Not reporting to our boss is out of character
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>>1440036
. . . We just took a scientist hostage and slapped her on the ass several times, as well as blown our cover while drinking our ass off before getting captured. I'm pretty sure our alignment isn't lawful in any way.
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I vote no
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>>1440048
Also Douglas has a shifting personality with more testosterone production like when he almost flipped out when hearing big words.
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>>1440048
We should at least call them and be like yo I'm the coolest.
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>>1440058
Rip lawyers.
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So... You decide against contacting the USA.

Where to go anons?

> Poland.
> Ask questions to Dominika to learn about any other leads?
> Find alcohol. (+1 TO all rolls for being intoxicated. )
> Head to Moscow?
> Head elsewhere.
> Write In
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>>1440106
> Ask questions to Dominika to learn about any other leads?
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> Ask questions to Dominika to learn about any other leads?
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So we decided against contacting the usa and doing our job. So what the hell is out goal. We're in the middle of russia and just decided to abandon our job our sole purpose as a character for being here. So now what. Look for a cure? Go insane and turn into a minatour?

>>1440106
>get drunk
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>>1440119
spanish become minotaurs we are a american hence eagle
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>>1440119
Stop the russians from weaponising this.

> Ask questions to Dominika to learn about any other leads?
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>>1440166
Most importantly stop the Russian commies from weaponizing this
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You decide to ask questions to Dominika.

"So... Know where the hell they've made this rabies vaccine?"

"Well, it was made in Penza."

"...Really?"

"That's what I heard... We're not allowed to know about other projects."

"...I see, so you have no idea where it is?"

"Well... Sorry, but no... Hey erh... I was wondering something."

"What?"

"...You don't exactly seem Russian. Who are you?"

Actions

>Douglas Bison, nice to meet you.
>...I'd rather not talk about myself.
>I'm American, actually.
>...Well, I'm curious to know about you a bit...
>Where's Pezna?
>Write-in
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>>1440271
>Douglas Bison, nice to meet you.
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>>1440271
>I'm American, actually.
>Douglas Bison, nice to meet you.
>Where's Pezna?
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>>1440341
This one
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You start to talk to her and tell her your American...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well she handles being affiliated with an American spy.

+2 if you can continue to be sauve.
+1 if you can hit on her more and make her feel nice.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1440417
Inb4 she thinks we'll make her a breeding sow and sell her children to niggers.
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1440417
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Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1440417
Hey baby I'm from the land of the free *flexes muscles* and I'm sure you want a piece of this liberty. * smacks the ass*
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>>1440438
>>1440440
Don't worry guys she's into alphas
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>>1440507
*Cringes* too much.
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>>1440517
Sorry senpai I'm a shitty beta I dont know how to hit on girls
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Back anons, and that's just bad.

You of course, quickly flex while driving bland give her a hard smack on the ass, a little more harder then you intended, and of course, scoot her towards you with a firm hard squeeze.

She seems a bit shocked, is plushing profusely, and clearly has never had this happen to her.

"Well... I erh... Maybe it won't be too bad. Just keep your eyes on the road, alright?"

"Yeah, yeah..."

She handles it well enough, you suppose.

"I'm just wondering something... Are you educated at all?"

"Nope!"

"...That would explain a bit. Do you have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, by any chance? "

You seem... A bit stunned she managed to say that withot error.

What do?

>No, I don't. I think they're not needed though.
>Hold back your anger at failing to understand what the hell that word is.
>...I think I do, a bit.
>You're really a nerd, aren't you?
>Write In
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>>1440899
>Write In
Uhhh. . . . In layman's terms?
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>>1440899
>...I think I do, a bit.

>Find out that's a real word
Whaaaaaaa
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>>1440910
seconded
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"I guess. It just really pisses me off."

"Oh... You aren't very educated are you?"

"Something wrong with that?"

"What? No, no... I erh, I just don't talk to people like you a lot. I'm a virologist
Not a lot of time out of the lab... Also studying for genetics."

"...What the fuck is a virologist?"

"We erh... We basically experiment with diseases."

"Isn't that dangerous?"

"...Only a little."

Actions

>Ignore her and just drive.
>So why are you a doctor or whatever?
>So basically a nerd, yeah I can tell.
>Well, we'll do great, great things, me and you.
>Write In
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