Well you have had quite a week, well sorta warp travel is a bit weird but you feel it has been a week.anyways you have lost both Markal and Valirsa off your crew from the orders of the inquisition, a loss to be sure but hay you are now an inquisitor and you got a spiffy ship to fly around in.You also have your first mission, hunt down a man posing as an inquisitor from the Ordo Hereticus and kill him. unfortunately you have no idea where he actually is. Though you have been given an offer from the mysterious clown to go to your home planet Agripinaa which is actually quite close though it is also close to the eye of terror but still this is your best shot.Welcome to Guardsman Quest
alright quick and dirty, this quest is not for die hard lovers of cannon since fun and shenanigans beat cannon for the most part. Though I will accept info about the warhammer 40k universe general rule of thumb is fun is king hereHere is the link to the Doc archive https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N6DV3ou3h5MO0TZi61pc9jGoMBA4p3S4fJ0rCI6qooM/edit?usp=sharinghere is a link to the character's stats https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VEdRRmqRN2wb661ea1Bz2iXQwqQl2JVgl1OdrmHk3Tk/edit?usp=sharing
You decide that the best thing right now is to find that unstable psyker loli since you did just leave her behind and this personality seems to have violent tenancies.Quickly you head out of the room listening hard for the sounds of fire or lightning or anything out of the ordinary. you spend several hours looking around before you come upon Mirais holding Terisa under her arm"found her, its the masochistic personality.""what?""right now she likes pain. this is probably the most annoying personality but not he worst one.""which one is the worst one?""The insane one, that one tore a enemy ship apart with just her mind but again insane and could have done the same to our ship.""so that is why she was locked in that room.""Yup Yup," Terisa states"fine both of you follow me to the bridge." You turn around and head to the bridge, about an hour later you are greeted by Drauge at the bridge"Greetings Inquisitor, what shall we do today."> head to Agripinaa, lets get this show on the road> see if HQ has picked up any info on the fake inquisitor's ship, anything will be useful> ask him for a rundown of the ship's specs, you wanna know what this thing can do> write-in
>>1414433> ask him for a rundown of the ship's specs, you wanna know what this thing can do
>>1414433>> ask him for a rundown of the ship's specs, you wanna know what this thing can do
"well Drauge I wanted to know what this ship can do actually, I doubt our target is going to give up without a fight and I want to know if this ship can deal with a all out firefight.""actually good question the ship, well I would more call this a fortress that flies all honesty, has more guns than I would want to even count. It also has oddly enough some stealth capabilities.""stealth?""well most inquisitorial ships are painted back and standard protocol is to keep the ship's lights off until it begins fireing but this ship is able to target other ships without lighting itself up.""so what do you mean by this.""we can shoot at enemy ships and they will not be able to target us easily. Also the ship's armor is much stronger than a normal Ordo ship, I asked the machine spirit and it told me that the last inquisitor who owned this vessel spent large amounts of his fortune to upgrade this ship.""lucky for us.""indeed, this ship also has a unique two fold Gellar field generator allowing longer times in warp travel without fear, though I do believe that this would be considered techheresy inventing unsanctioned new technology, and this ship has an exterminatus bomb strapped inside in case it becomes controlled by the forces of chaos.""wait WHAT!""well yes that would be frightening but do not worry, the bomb will only go off if the sensors detect a daemon signature entering the engine room where the bomb is stored."> have that bomb deactivated now, you do not want that thing active on your ship> head to Agripinaa, lets get this show on the road> see if HQ has picked up any info on the fake inquisitor's ship> call a group meeting and discuss the plan, see your group's opinion on your options> write-in
>>1415079> have that bomb deactivated now, you do not want that thing active on your shipRig it so you can detonate the bomb manually instead. You wouldn't want a stray deamon killing everyone just by walking into a room but the bomb is still usefull to have
>>1415079> head to Agripinaa, lets get this show on the road
>>1415260This. Maybe add a button onto the weird gauntlet we looted from the corrupt governor's mansion. Speaking of which have we even examined the loot we got from there, let alone used them?
>>1415260I'm down with this
we have examined the gauntlet, we failed to discern what it does aside from the fact it produces a green blade
"OKAY WE ARE DEACTIVATING THAT THING!" you yell eyebrows raised and mind racing. What the ever loving fuck was that inquisitor thinking, that is completely insane and worst of all could lead to an accidental exterminatus detonating when they dock. Actually why the fuck did they let that thing dock at HQ, that was a disaster waiting to happen."well I understand your concern but I assure you it's safe.""and if a lesser daemon just so manages to get to the engine room without us knowing?""fair point but I doubt that a daemon will get on this ship.""did you think that a daemon could get on Markal's ship?""fair point, but I do not wish to fully deactivate the bomb, it is far too valuable as a deterrent to opponents.""Fine but make it a remote activation, something I can control so unless I want it to go off it wont.""very well, anything else inquisitor?""can you hook the trigger mechanism to this?" You show him the wrist blade and he takes it, studying it."do you know what this thing is?""No aside from the fact it can produce a blade, it is kinda useful.""interesting, may I study it? I have never seen anything like it before, well that is not entirely true it's similar to something but I cannot be sure""fine, but do what I asked you pronto I dont want to be blown up by accident.""yes inquisitor." Drague takes the wristblade and heads out of the bridge, leaving you, Mirasi, and Terisa standing there. what now?> head to your homeworld, lets go find that info> contact HQ, see if they have any info you can use> call a group meeting and get the opinion of your group, minus Drauge as he is busy at the moment> write-in
>>1417682>Call a group meeting and get the opinion of your group, minus Drauge as he is busy at the momentThis is the one that takes the least time and is still conducive to the others.
alright as I believe there are going to be no more votes, writing
you activate your Vox and connect it to the ship's speaker systems "Hello this is Inquisitor Simun, Acolyte Phe'nia and Techpriest Clinks report to the bridge." you shut your vox off and wait for those two to show up.about an hour passes with you and Mirasi deciding to check around the bridge for anything suspicious, never can be too careful, and finally those two show up."Ah good to see you finally decided to arrive." you state annoyed"You called for me right as I got out of the bath, you expect me to rush through the ship naked and wet?""[I had to have the silly pieces of inferior scrap metal removed, it was not a present process]""alright so now that everyone is here, lets discuss the plan. Phe'nia did you tell Clinks about our contact?""contact?... oh him right, well yes but-""[I do not enjoy being at the whims of that being]""Right anyways," Phe'nia continues "He is not really in on the plan of doing what he asks."you raise an eyebrow "Thought you worked for him.""[I work for the god of war not that clown]""right," you note Mirasi giving you the raised eyebrow "Mirasi to spill the beans I have been contacted by some weird clown that keeps giving me advice, he is the one who gave us the information on the craftworld.""that is heresy, you know that?!" she yelps"The Masters said any means necessary, therefore I think some heresy is allowed."Mirasi grumbles a bit under her breath "Fine so what does this Xenos clown thing want us to do?""well he said to go to my home planet and search for answers there, he also wants us to find and rescue a specific person. Supposedly this person also was attacked by our fake inquisitor and could be an ally""well I like the idea," the eldar states"So do I, maybe she will play with me!" says the psyker loli, still held under Mirasi's arm"[I do not like it but I will not stop you.]""I really dont like this plan Inquisitor, trusting a xenos clown is not something I can agree with." Mirais states> go with the plan, the majority is ok with it and you can convince Mirasi to just go along with it> dont go with the clown's plan, sure most are ok with it but you could think of less heretical options> check HQ about any info first before you decide> write-in
>>1418650>Well, in the interests of finding the best option, Mirasi, Clinks, do you two have any other ideas? I'm open to suggestions. Clown's a bit of a dick anyways.
>>1418650> check HQ about any info first before you decide
waiting for census
>>1418782I already voted, RIP
>>1418978Uhh, i'm presuming it's Phe'nia talking in that first bit, not Mirasi?> 3
(re-writing last thing still counting your vote >>1419045 )you nod "Well, in the interests of finding the best option, Mirasi, Clinks, do you two have any other ideas? I'm open to suggestions. Clown's a bit of a dick anyways.""I take serious offense to that you know," Phe'nia states indignantly "he my be a dick but he is still a god.""he may be a god but he still is a dick."Phe'nia mumbles eldar under her breath as Mirasi scratches her head and Clinks shifts a bit "well I think we should contact HQ and see if they can find the last known location of that fake's ship." Mirasi states after a bit"alright Clinks you got an idea?""[no]""well let's compromise, we will go to my home planet and on the way we can contact HQ and see what they have to say." the Navigator sticks its' head out of the metal egg in the room"Sire the next entry point for the warp is a day away so you may make that call, I apologize if I spoke out of turn." it quickly retreats into the metal eggwow a mutant to helps on his own accord, nice thing it is. "so does that work for you Sister?""More or less, but if HQ tells us it was somewhere else we are going there first alright?""Alright."> tell the navigator and the person controlling this ship to start for that warp entrance place, lets go.> stick with Mirasi and make the call now, no sense getting further from the base and making communication harder> leave the bridge and let them do what you agreed on, time for you to relax a bit (write what you do)> write-in
>>1419088> tell the navigator and the person controlling this ship to start for that warp entrance place, lets go.
>>1419088>Wait, wasn't the clown man supposed to give us access to the webway? What happened to that?
only after we complete his request, gotta give him what he wants before he gives you that. also I'm pausing because I have finals tomorrow.
Alright I'm back and writing
You turn from the group and shout to the navigator "Alright get this ship to the nearest warp entrance, we are heading to Agripinaa.""Yes Inquisitor." the navigator shouts out of the egg as the ship begins to move. Mirasi heads over to the console and begins setting up communications with HQ to see what they have found.You decide that now is the best time to head to your room and make sure everything you had is still there, at first glace it was there but you can never be too sure.You leave the bridge encountering the occasional slave worker who were tasked with keeping the ship clean but aside from that no interaction. as you enter your room it was much the same as you left it, aside from the bed being now neat, guess the slaves got to that.You begin investigating your pack, as expected your old guardsman uniform is still in there and so was.... oh son of a bitch they took your unmodified bolter. well at least the modified bolter you took from the planetary governor was still there.you turn to look at the armor you have, well the carapace armor is still there and the guardsman one is as well. Though the old new thing was the mark of the inquisition being painted on them with gold paint. there also is a new camouflage coat, actually two of them one for grass and the other for urban how thoughtful.you hear a cough at your door and see Phe'nia standing there "Inquisitor, we need to talk."oh boy what is it this time "Alright what is it."the Eldar pauses for a bit then breaths out "Alright are you sure it's Cegorach, there have been imposters before.""What do you mean?""The chaos god Tzeentch may be trying to use your trust in him to lead you into a trap.""so your telling me that god's can impersonate each other?""I'm afraid so, and this would not be the first time.""So is there any way to tell?" to your dismay the Eldar shakes her head "well shit, so you are saying that this might be a trap?""Yes I decided to read the runes and they spell danger, lots of it particularly for you.""well we have no current other leads.""exactly, its a bit too convenient that when you are sent on your first mission that the first fool would just so happen to pop up and ask you to do something for him as well as giving you a lead, especially one that puts you so close to the eye of terror as Mon'kai call it."Eldar has a point.> continue with the plan, if it's a trap we break it and kill the bastard who set the fucking thing> abandon the plan, this stinks of a trap and you are not going to get caught in one, wait for HQ to give you information. maybe just head down to a planet near by and see if they docked there.> continue with the plan but cautiously, we are going to go with it but we are going to make sure that nothing happens without you knowing it will happen> write-in
>>1422205Since we can't exactly tell her that we already turned down Tzeentch, gotta play this properly>3
when has Tzeentch ever taken no as an answer, writing
"Alright, we are going to continue with the plan," you hold her hand up to stop the eldar from speaking "But we are taking into consideration that this may be a trap. Therefore we will take all precautionary moves in order to find out and if it turns out to be a trap we leave."The eldar nods "Alright, but still that blue bastard usually has more than one plan in place. if you have attracted his attention you best hope that your emperor likes you.""from the looks of it he does, anyways was that all?""yes, for now." she turns and leaves, as you watch her you notice how she moved was a bit unnerving, but you could not tell how. You shrug it off, eldar are weird.You leave your room and head further into the ship just exploring until you happen upon some empty barracks, well HQ never did give you any soldiers, guess that is your job to fill the ranks.walking though this room you realize that you did not miss the guard, sure this is probably more dangerous work but it was a lot better than having no name and just a number.you vox goes off and you open the com "Hello?""Ah inquisitor," Drauge's voice rings out "I was contacting you to tell you that the task has been completed. I await you in the engine room." the vox cuts off> call Drauge and tell him to drop the thing off at your room, head over to the training room and brush up on your skills> head over to Drauge to get the trigger mechanism, maybe bring him to inspect the blade and the bolter to tell you what exactly they do> head to Drauge and get the blade, then head to the training room> write-in
>>1422423> head to Drauge and get the blade, then head to the training roomget him too follow us, walk and talk man
jolly coop indeed, brb for ten then writing
you leave your room and begin towards the engine room, only to get lost on the way. "Oh son of a bitch" you swear under your breath as eventually you find one of the cleaning slaves and have them lead you there."Ah you finally arrived." Drauge states as you walk in "I do hope you did not get lost on the way, here halls are dreadful to say the least.""you can say that again.""I do hope you did not get lost on the way, here halls are dreadful to say the least.""Damn it Drauge.""I take what amusement I can get." he walks over and hands you the wrist blade, now with a small cover attached ot the side "Anyways I attached the trigger mechanism to this as requested, the cover can only be removed by your hand as it is coded to your genetic signature.""Alright, also could you do something for me?""what?""I want you to examine these items. I tried to discern what they did myself but it did not go anywhere." you hold out the bolter and put the wristblade back into his handsIf he still had the function too you guess he probably would be salivating. "well I guess I better get to work." he stammers excitedly almost pushing past you exiting the room, one of his other mechanical hands snatching the bolter out of yourswelp you will check back with him maybe in a day or two to see what he found out. you leave the engine room only too see a familiar face, Thera."How's it going Simun." she states nonchalantlyyou reach for your bolter only to realize you handed it to Drauge a few moments ago, shit. "What do you want Daemon.""well bird upstairs asked me to keep an eye on you, just giving you the professional courtesy of telling you that."your eyebrow raises "why? Why does every non-human god want me in some way shape or form? And how the fuck did you get on my ship!?""More fun to watch you find out yourself, now then good luck bye, bye." Thera states smiling and giving a thumbs up> find the sister of battle, have her make you some anti daemon seals and put them all over the ship, especially in your room> shrug it off, she can watch you have killed her before and you can do so again. lets go to the bridge and see what is going on there> find Phe'nia tell her what happened and get her advice on the situation> write-in(everyone's favorite daemon is back!)
>>1422698Can we do a mix of >And >As in do 2 but low key get a shitton of seals around the ship, especially the fucking exterminatus bomb.
>>1422700this. If there is an only anti chaos one brand my god damn chest
>>1422703How about we get a bunch of them seals (im not too good with the 40k lore, don't know how these seals work) and get some inserted under our skin like 1 in each limb and one in our chest?
they are kinda weird, lorewise sometimes they work but other times they dont. just depends on how much people believe in them, also I'm stopping for tonight since I have two finals tomorrow
>>1422728Nigga i really like this quest but if you have finals then for the love of the emprah get the fuck off of 4chan and study!
alright boys soup is back, writing
You don't even watch her fade away. bitch thinks she can scare your ass you killed her before, but no way you gunna let this bitch spy on your ass and for fucks sake no fucking daemon get's on your ship without your permission.you calmly and collectedly walk away towards Mirasi's last known location, the bridge. A few hours later you arrive there and see her sitting in a chair with Terisa in another chair, tied up and gagged. "Ah, yes this is be-""dont want to hear it Mirasi, do you know how to make some seals?""like purity seals?""Do they keep daemons out?""Kinda?" Mirasi shrugs"good enough for me, can you make them?""Why?""just in case some cultists get on the ship and pull that stunt on the last ship we were on. Kinda like a warning that if they try they will not get far."Mirasi nods "I can make some but remember best defense against a daemon is something to kill it with.""I'll keep that in mind, now Terisa why are you tied up." you ask reaching for the cloth covering her mouthbefore you remove the gag Mirasi cuts in "she tried to anger the machine spirit to get herself shocked, a techpriest alerted me to it."You cover your face with your palm, "How long until the next personality show up?""When she sleeps."> K.O. Terisa's ass, its for her safety that we switch the personalities> leave the girl tied up, no sense hurting her best to leave her where she cannot do anything stupid> take her to one of those special cells that was mentioned earlier, ya know that ones that are built to lock down daemons, psykers probably can't do shit while they are in their either> write-in
>>1423720>> K.O. Terisa's ass, its for her safety that we switch the personalitiesthis one would also love thid
sorry about the wait, got pulled away by family, writing
well best to make sure a psyker does not figure out that she can just use her mind to... you know what just gunna knock her ass out. "Terisa, I apologize in advance." as you pull your arm back Terisa's eyes light up, then immediately go blank as you slug her hard enough to send her and the chair flying a baitTerisa lays there not moving but still breathing, a big bruise already forming on her face "Well Inquisitor, that is a way to force the personalities to switch." Mirasi comments behind you"Could not risk her figuring out she could just use her psyker powers to cause shit to happen""ya that personality is not all that smart, the meek one is actually the smartest.""Never would have guessed.""ya does not talk much but knows a crap ton on deamon lore, donno why though.""guess Markal left her alive because of that.""yup, anyways aside from the seals anything else?"> "ya what is your opinion on the Xenos on the ship."> "Actually you wanna take a bath, the eldar has one and I think she wont mind us using."> "no I got something I need to do." (write what)> write-in
>>1423987>> "Actually you wanna take a bath, the eldar has one and I think she wont mind us using."
"actually you wanna take a bath, the eldar has one and I think she wont mind us using it." you offer the sister of battle, hay nothing relaxes like a bath."Ya I'm gunna have to say no, no offense but having a former guy in the same bath as me would be kinda awkward."well shit, she did have a point. you nod and leave the bridge heading towards the eldar.... wait you have to check if your room has a bath, why even be at the whims of that eldar.You change direction quickly and head to your room opening the door you note that there is indeed a private bathroom and upon entering you find the normal bathroom items and a bath. Thank the emperor.You take your clothes off and turn on the water letting the bath fill, you enter and let the water rise to your shoulders. This was bliss, all the aches from the heels, stress, and bullshit of yesterday just flow out of you. "Ahhhhhh...." escapes your lips as you relax in the hot water.An hour passes and you manage to drag yourself out of the bath and you dry yourself off. getting your clothing back on you hear over the ship's comms "Entering warp entry point, all crew brace yourselves and pray to the emperor."The room shakes and you feel sick for a second then it passes.... ok no screaming or daemons popping out of the walls, we good the field is holding it seems.> head to the bridge and see how they are holding, entering the warp is serious buisness> head to Drauge, see if the techpriest is ok, guy also could use some company> head to the eldar, see if she has anything interesting to talk about as you are traveling in the warp> write-in
>>1424196>> head to the bridge and see how they are holding, entering the warp is serious buisness
>>1424196> and then 
pausing for tonight, have work at 6am, will be back at 6pm
>>1424196>1 then follow up with 2I rather enjoy Drauge, not a bad cog boy
we are back, writing
You decide it's best to head to the bridge, all honesty going into a hellish realm where daemons can just jump into your ship and fuck your day up unless you have a specific shield is a terrible idea but currently you have no other choice.As you head to the bridge several of the slaves see you and bow as you pass, feels good to be inquisitor. you enter the bridge about an hour later where mirasi is sitting back in a char with her hands over her ears.This is for good reason, the man in the metal egg screams at the top of his lungs as though he is being torn apart from the inside "IS THAT NORMAL!" you shout at Mirasi"YES!""BUT WHY?!""BECAUSE STARING INTO THE WARP DOES THAT TO YOU, EVEN AS A NAVIGATOR!""OH," you motion for her to follow you out of the bridge, she grabs Terisa's unconscious body and lugging it out behind her. as you enter the hall you close the door "fucking hell, we need to find a better way than going into the warp to travel.""why did you not ask the eldar to just let you use their way of travel?""did not think of that, also I bet she would have a reason that she could not.""fair enough." she pauses for a few seconds "why did you come up here anyways?""to check that shit did not go down, the warp is a fucking dangerous ass place." Mirasi shrugs at that and sighs "what?""just.... nothing to concern you with," she waves her free hand dismissively"well wanna come with me to see Drauge, he could use some company... probably.""sure why not, also depending on which personality comes I may need you to apply your special brand of sleeping aid."you two begin walking toward's where Drauge would probably be, the armory. some time later you reach there, looking in you spot the massive Cogboy hunched over a table muttering something you can't make out."Drauge you there.""Ah, yes... Simun you know it's going to take a bit longer than a few hours to discern what this thing is.""just checking that entering the warp did not fry your circuits or anything.""I appreciate the concern but I assure you my circuits are fine, anything else?""would you mind some company?""If you have nothing better to do, go right ahead but I probably wont make decent conversation."You and Mirasi sit down, now then what to talk about.> Ask Drauge if he even has an idea of what the device is, even wild guesses could have some help> Talk to Mirasi about daemons, see if she knows anything that you can use to your advantage> sit there and wait for someone else to start the conversation> write-in
>>1425915Get ready for your finals m8>1 follow with 2
>>1427411I'll back this.
Alright back, writing
You lean back in your chair and wrack your mind for anything to talk about. actually you do have something to talk about, that device he is looking at."Actually Drauge you got any guesses on where that thing comes from?""..... ah I do know this is not of human make, if it was then I would really want to meet them.""any wild guesses on what Xenos made it?""well..... it could be necron tech.""Necron?""Metal skeletons who hate everyone who is not a metal skeleton, though there was a surprising report that the Blood Angels managed to work with them.""Really?""Yes, though I am skeptical about the report as it mentioned that the blood angels found it dishonorable to attack the weakened necrons and the necrons were 'tired'""Wait metal skeletons can get tired?""apparently.""Ok that is something new for me. anyways onto another subject, Mirasi I remember you talking about some books on daemons you were going to lend me.""right, those books." Mirasi states scowling "forgot I had those things.""something wrong?"only remembering I am carrying heresy in a bag at this point. Kinda wish I burned them.""why did you not?""waste of valuable knowledge on the enemy? because I was told not to? take you pick.""right, later mind dropping them at my room.""fine, though any reason you brought them up?""well I was wondering if you could tell me anything you know about daemons we are fighting.""Alright I'll keep it simple, all I really know about daemons, since I have not looked into those books aside from reading the covers, is that Daemons dont like bullets and fire, aside from he red ones they like fire but not bullets."she is probably lieing but not reading the books but then again maybe she does not want to talk about them, might be a sensitive subject.> press her, you want to know what is up with those books and what she actually knows (fel)> drop the subject and try to wake up the loli pysker, see which one comes out> decide it's time to check in on the walking wraithbone in your ship, you really don't talk to him much> find Phe'nia see if she has gotten anything new from those stones she has> write-in
>>1428991> press her, you want to know what is up with those books and what she actually knows (fel)Also, get a look at the eversor at some point, just to make sure it's not waking up anytime soon and so we know where it is.
>>1428991> press her, you want to know what is up with those books and what she actually knows (fel)Come on i'm a full ][ now. I should likely know this stuff
alright 1d100 vs 30
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>1429276Here goes!
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>1429319Whoops
alright we got a success, we get her talking a bit.
You decide to press the issue, no crew member gets to hide shit from you. You lean forwards making sure to have the Rosette move forward on your belt to display it prominently."You know I am the Inquisitor and I will be reading these books so mind spilling the beans on why you don't like them?"Mirasi quickly relaxes her face and puts on a neutral mask "what do you mean Inquisitor.""Don't lie, you know something and I want to know what.""well.... it's nothing as I said.""Mirasi.""seriously it's nothing.""Not buying it, tell me now. This is an order." you state finally getting annoyed at her.Mirasi's face goes pale at that order before she breaths out, "Fine, I'll tell you. But not here, to your room."you look at Drauge "Mind watching the little psyker while Mirasi and I go clear this up?"Drauge waves behind him "sure, sure."With that you leave the room and head, with Mirasi, to your room. as you head though the halls you realize Mirasi is walking far faster than normal and sweating. you two enter the room and Mirasi turns to you "please turn around for a bit.""um... sure?" you turn around and wait, a few seconds later you hear her shedding pieces of her armor for a few seconds."Alright you can turn around." you turn around and see Mirais facing her back to you. it takes you a few seconds for you to realize that it's not just her back, there was a wing not big but there and only one of them. "This is what I did not want people to see." Mirasi states with a quiet voice "I hope you understand that I never wanted this."as you study the wing you realize it was kinda beautiful brown with black but underneath it was white. the wing was definitely too small to fly with and there was only one of them. it flutters a bit as Mirasi asks "Are you done staring at this... thing."> touch the wing, lets see how it reacts to your touch, maybe see Mirasi's reaciton> apply headpats to Mirasi, this probably was a sensitive thing to talk about and you kinda just used your position to force it out of her> tell her you are done staring and ask more about how she got the wing> write-in
>>14293993 and mabey 2
>>1429399>> apply headpats to Mirasi, this probably was a sensitive thing to talk about and you kinda just used your position to force it out of her>> tell her you are done staring and ask more about how she got the wing
you stop staring at the wing look up, you realize that Mirasi is shaking. damn she must really hate showing people that wing. stifling your urge to apologize and keeping yourself professional you ask "I want to know how you got that wing.""It was two years after I joined the sisters of battle. There was... corruption in the ranks.""I thought the sisters were incorruptible.""it was not the sisters, it was the guardsmen we were working with. A cultists must have gotten into the ranks and caused many of the people including several of the commissars to turn to chaos.""and how does this connect to you getting a wing.""one night my sisters and I decided to root out the corruption once and for all. and so we started a purge of the guardsmen." the wing flutters a bit showing her discomfort "It was bloody, violent, and brutal. we left none alive.""ouch,""indeed, then we found the masterminds behind the corruption. the fight was horrible a trio of psykers assaulted my sisters and I with ruinous powers, eventually we killed them but before the last one died she grabbed my back and smeared her blood on it. a few days later the wing started to grow.""so a curse, did you ever try cutting it off?""yes, several times but it always grows back bigger than before."suddenly you hear Thera's voice in your head "Oh so she was the one I gave that little gift too." oh that fucking bitch, seriously how much shit does she do on a daily basisyou immediately block her out, damn you are going to have to do something so deamons and other beings stop using your head as a chatroomyou walk over to Mirasi "I'm done staring, anyways I think the wing is kinda cute." you state patting her head gently"that thing on my back, cute? you are a strange one inquisitor." she stops shivering and her wing settles down "mind turning around, kinda feel akward with my top off."You remove your hand from her head and turn around "I guess the books come from that fight."you hear Mirasi put her armor back on "yes, I was looking into them to see if there is anything I could do to remove the wing.""well don't worry your secret is safe with me""thanks."> ask Mirasi to leave, politely, and go to bed, you will read the books later.> go with Mirasi back to Dauge, see if Terisa is awake> get those books, time to read and time to know more about what you are fighting> write-in
>>1429569> go with Mirasi back to Dauge, see if Terisa is awake
>>1429569> go with Mirasi back to Dauge, see if Terisa is awakeWe need to find a Megneto like helmet. Also someone let me know where that god damn Eversor is so we know where the Walking Massacre is at all times and so when we need to deploy it was can..
pausing for tonight, need sleep for final (last one thank god) will be back at 5 pm
we back boys, writing.
"Well it is about time we head back to Drauge, hope Terisa is not awake yet.""I'd be more concerned about Drauge accidentally turning her into a servitor if I was you.""he does that?""yes, on rare occasion but the threat is still there."With that Mirais and yourself leave the room and rush back to the armory, not wasting any time you get there in a few minutes. you wretch over the door breathing heavily and thankfully Drauge has not actually turned Terisa into a servitor. though she is awake and standing next to him both of them staring intently at the device you gave Drauge."wait are you two friends now?""No," Drauge states "It's just this personality is not insufferable."Terisa looks at you and you realize its the meek personality again, welp not going to hear her voice for a while. She suddenly grabs a part of Drauge's robe and uses it to hide herself."She probably is scared of you for hitting her." Mirasi commentsOh emperor damn it, knew that was going to bite me in the ass. "Terisa, I'm sorry for hitting you." you say in the nicest way you can "Don't be afraid, it wont happen again."Terisa lowers the robe a bit but still keeps her distance from you, gunna take a bit to repair that bridge. "so all the personalities remember what the others do?""yup, anyways Drauge found anything about that metal thing you are intent on studying.""nothing yet Mirasi"> welp, time to wait for the arrival at our home planet and time to sleep> find the Eldar and talk to her about contingency plans if this actually turns out to be a trap> go and train some skills, gotta keep them sharp for the mission (name 3)> write-in
>>1431063> go and train some skills, gotta keep them sharp for the mission (name 3)BS, WS, and TGH so we'll be ready to use the claw when we get it.
>>1431559Sounds good to me anon
sounds good to me too, writing
but before that roll 3d100 vs 100, each degree of success is an extra bonus on those stats for the next fight
well vs 100, 100, 100 really I forgot to put the whole thing
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>1431867The hell? It didn't roll
Rolled 18, 93, 22 = 133 (3d100)>>1431871I guess I'll die then
Rolled 40, 73, 8 = 121 (3d100)>>1431821
alright give me a bit, food then writing
Welp you excuse yourself from the room leaving Mirasi, Drauge, and Terisa in teh armory to keep watching that wristblade. You on the other hand have much more important things to do, like keeping your skills sharp.you head to your room and grab your sniper and that weird blade you picked up from the Craftworld, what was it called again Eternal something or whatever. after checking that all if it was in place you head to the training room and have some slaves set up targets for you.First off gun practice, you take your sniper and line up the shots, you hit most in the bullseye but some are a bit off, one or two hit the outer rim but overall you do an extremely good job.Next close combat, sure not your forte but never hurt to be prepared. you whip out your knife and wrap it in some leather to keep it form hurting your sparring partner, another slave. A few minutes later it's apparent you are out of practice but considering you usually shoot that is not that big of deal. still you make a mental note to make sure you work on that.Finally you go into pain training, this shit was rough. Old saying that what does not kill you only makes you stronger. the slaves come out with pieces of wood and you hold your arms out. They proceed to break the wood against your limbs and body to deaden your sense of pain. you do not even fucking flinch at the pain. In fact you feel kinda disappointed at how little it hurt you, well kinda getting stabbed in the side and all the other shit you went though makes getting hit by sticks not that bad.you dismiss the slaves after the training, a bit sore you decide it's time to sleep, you've kinda had normal day but you still feel really tired.you get your stuff and head to your room, entering the room you note a bunch of pieces of paper with wax seals attached to the top on your table. Realizing that these are the purity seals Mirasi was talking about you stick them around your door and quite a few around your bed, several go on the roof just in case.With that you throw off your clothing and head to bed.three days pass while in the warp as the field holds strong and Drauge continues to try and figure out what that blade is. Terisa and Mirais keep to themselves and Phe'nia is nowhere to be see. Clinks on the other hand stays in the ship bay, silent and unmoving, kinda weird.You wake up on the fourth day and you hear over the ship comms. "re-entering real space, brace for re-entry." you immediately grab your bed and the entire room shakes violently then stops "successful re-entry, Inquisitor Simun you are requested at the bridge." you groan as you get out of bed and grab your clothes.An hour later you arrive on the bridge groggy eyed and yawning "so -yawn- we at my home planet yet."Drauge turns towards you, the wrist blade still in his hands "Almost, we did receive a incoming call directed at you though.""what?""well they asked to talk to the inquisitor on the ship, it's a Rogue Trader."(continued)
> ignore the Trader, you have a job to do and you don't like getting sidetracked> tell Drauge to open comms with this Rogue Trader, maybe he can be of used to us> Tell Drauge to ignore the Trader but see if he can open comms with some allies in the area if there are any> write-in
>>1431991> tell Drauge to open comms with this Rogue Trader, maybe he can be of used to usMake this quick.
>>1431996> tell Drauge to open comms with this Rogue Trader, maybe he can be of used to us
>>1431996> tell Drauge to open comms with this Rogue Trader, maybe he can be of use to us
the annons have spoken, writing.
"Drauge open the comms, I want to talk to this Rogue Trader."Drauge lets out a mechanical sigh "Alright, give me a few seconds." Drauge walks over to a panel and begins tapping on it, a few seconds later you hear the Rogue Trader's voice"HELLO INQUISITOR!" a man's voice booms though the speakers before Drauge turns the volume down "I am so glad I could get in contact with one as powerful and influential as yourself.""Skip the flattery, why are you contacting us.""well.... I was wondering if we could work together, a mutual alliance.""you have yet to tell me what you want Rogue Trader." obviously he wants you to agree before he tells you what he wants, you are not going to give him thatA sigh is heard though the comms "Several important shipments that I was in charge of have mysteriously disappeared on this planet, I was hoping that you could help me with this little problem. I am willing to provide payment.""you understand I do have my own objective here as well.""indeed, but I think I have some information that you will find useful. Something about a fake inquisitor who was until recently at this planet."your eyes narrow and you look at Drauge, he presses a button "sounds fishy, but all Rogue Traders are like that.""you think he might be legit?""I cannot rule that out, I suggest we get the information out of him as quickly as possible."You nod at him and he releases the button "Very well Rogue Trader, where shall I meet you to discuss the terms of this alliance.""My ship, you may bring two members of your crew with you. Worry not I have no intention of bringing harm to you or anyone under your command." the call cuts before you can respond"that sack of shit. he's playing with us.""That is how they act, so two members of the crew can go with you. You better decide quickly."you nod this may be a situation you can use to your advantage, The rogue trader does not know what ordo you are a part of by the sound of it, if he did he probably would have not called you. He also does not know you have two eldar in your company.But then again you could just ignore his invitation onto his ship, though he was quite on the nose about that info you wanted> choose two members to go with you and head to that Rogue Trader's ship (name two members)> Ignore the Rogue Trader, you can find that info on your own. Plus he may just be blowing hot air and not know anything> call that Rogue Trader back, demand he hold the meeting on your ship. You are the fucking inquisitor (Fel)> write-in
>>1432153>Take Phe'nia or whatever elf-face was called and clinks disguised in a hugeass robe so he could pass off as a techpriest maybe. The eldar could probably read his mind for the info so se could just get in, get the info & get out. And if things go south, well, that's what clinks is for!
>>1432236Wait shit i meant>
>>1432236ill support that. Im willin to bet this is Big Blue
so one for 1 and one for 2, ima pause for tonight but when I get back I'll count all the votes up and write
I will be back 6pm sunday
>>1432250Actually it's 2 for 1 as i just fucked up typing my reply (as seen here >>1432237)due to sleep deprivation and this anon here >>1432239Is supporting me>tl:dr no votes for option 2 here sir
>>1432237What's behind door number 1Supporting>1
alright we back, writing
seeing if fix worked
You decide if that fucking Rogue trader is going to fuck with you then you will fuck with him back "Drauge call the two eldar up here, they are going to come with me.""really? not the sister of battle or that psyker?""Mirasi is backup if things go really south, and I dont think Terisa trusts me yet.""very well," Drauge states before pulling up a vox "Phe'nia and Clinks the inquisitor requests you meet him on the bridge." he closes the vox "Guess you want Clinks to go as a techpriest again?""yes, get the robe."Drauge shuffles out of the room and you assume he heads to his room to grab the robe, you sit down on one of the chairs and kick your boots up, this is gunna be fun.several minutes later you open your eyes and see Phe'nia enter the room and clinks right behind her "What do you want Simun?""ever dealt with Rogue traders.""no""well you are about to, I want you to disguise yourself as a human and Clinks we are getting the robe for you.""[I hate the robe]" Clinks states emotionless"good to hear but at this point its not up to vote, ah there is Drauge now." you state as Drauge enters the room carrying a huge robe"Well sir clinks lets get this on and you to the ship, the faster the better."Clinks states nothing as Drauge gets the robes onto the mass of wraithbone and Phe'nia utters some words in eldar and her appearance becomes more human, about two minutes later they look ready to go.Drauge hands you the bolter you gave him and the wrist blade "the blade is still an enigma but the bolter is modified to cause the bolts to spin erratically.""and this does?""if it gets inside someone their organs will be liquefied, the only downside it the accuracy suffers from this." Drague explains as all four of you walk to the docks"my shots are guided by the emperor Drauge, also were is my sniper?""I doubt you will need it being in ship hallways, also the Rogue trader probably will have it removed off your person if he sees it."You grunt at that and enter the trasport ship with Clinks and Phe'nia "Good luck Inquisitor," Drauge states as the door shuts and he retreats to a safe distanceas you three are flying to the Trader's ship Phe'nia rolls several stones and swears "Orks, why does it have to be Orks.""anything wrong?""just a bit of scrying, there are going to be Orks in the near future.""so greenskins soon, thanks for the heads up."You arrive on the ship and as you exit the transport the servants rush you and begin to lead you though the ship. Eventually you are lead to a room where a massive table sits. easily able to seat 18 people at once and still have elbow room the table is covered in a rich red silk cloth, covered in food of extreme variety. a single man sits at the end of the table his red hair combed back, his single blue eye staring at you and your companions. he wears a expensive suit covered in gold metals and red cloth. he cracks a smile at you.(continued)
"welcome to my humble ship inquisitor, My name is Sir Heris. Please sit and enjoy the food, tis best to talk when one is well fed."you and your companions sit down as you notice Phe'nia wave her hand under the table then nod at you and the food. Alright it's safe to eat. you begin eating but not much, best to act reserved in front of this man.Several minutes pass, great what now?> ask the Rogue Trader what is it he is truly after, one does not contact a Inquisitor just for a simple shipment> let the Rogue Trader start the conversation, remember he who makes the first move is at the mercy of the responder> begin with the tactical compliments, lets see if we can bait this man into a mistake. Maybe inflate his ego enough so Phe'nia can just look into his head and grab the info> write-in
>>1438278> begin with the tactical compliments, lets see if we can bait this man into a mistake. Maybe inflate his ego enough so Phe'nia can just look into his head and grab the info"What would a man with tastes as refined (fancy table and combed hair) as yours need from an Inquisitor such as myself? Surely you have the manpower to retrieve whatever you lost already."
>>1438404I'm good with this
you give the Rogue Trader your best smile you can as you start "What would a man with taste as refined as your need from an Inquisitor such as myself? Surely you have the manpower to retrieve what you lost."the man cracks a quick smile "ah yes well the items I wish to retrieve are of a sensitive nature and require only the most elite hand to retrieve them."while Heris is talking you tap Phe'nia's foot who promptly speaks into your head "you want me to read his mind don't you." you look at her and you hear "on it.""from the looks of what you brought on thsi table and how your servants treated your guests you much be quite powerful and influential.""ah yes I have been around the Galaxy quite a few times, I would say I am one of the more influential members of the rogue traders."Idiot, his ego is too big for his own good. "Well then I am honored to be in the presence of one as influential as yourself, now I must ask what were the terms of the alliance you wanted with myself.""simply I wanted for us to work together to retrieve some shipments that were stolen on this planet, I will reward you handsomely for your help.""well Sir Heris I was hoping you could give me more information on these item's you want retrieved, it would be extremely useful for your allies you know.""well these items are strictly legal items to sell in the imperium, but they are extremely valuable," he continues before Phe'nia swears though the link"Mon'kai is selling chaos artifacts."you think back though the link "really? is he that stupid?""he's been doing this for a while now it seems. also wow this guy really does not know how to defend his thoughts.""good, keep reading his mind." you respond to Phe'nia> bust him right here right now, no one sells chaos artifacts and gets away with it on your watch> continue with the flattery and idle conversation, dont agree to anything yet but see how much more Phe'nia can get out of him (fel, Phe'nia wp)> agree to the alliance a few artifacts is worth the info on the fake inquisitor> write-in
>>1438606> continue with the flattery and idle conversation, dont agree to anything yet but see how much more Phe'nia can get out of him (fel, Phe'nia wp)Then bust him, working with this guy would be too heretical, even by our standards.
alright 2d100 vs 30, 40
Rolled 75, 62 = 137 (2d100)>>1439042
Rolled 99, 18 = 117 (2d100)>>1439042
>>1439064>>1439053So we insult him, but get what we need?
pausing since it is really late where I am, I will be back at 6pm
but before I go a sketch of our beloved Guardsman/inquisitor.
>>1439075Fukin nice, did you comission it on one of the draw threads, Looks familiar for some reason.
>>1439075How the fuck is Simun lugging around a modified bolter in that without any kind of holster? Also you should really post more quest related pics imho, don't get me wrong your writing is top notch but reading text only gets pretty dull sometimes.
sorry for being late work held me in, writing
The Rogue Trader gets up from his seat and begins walking around the table "you see, in times like these one should always have friends that are in and outside the imperium."you remain silent as he continues around the table eventually walking behind you and putting his hands on your shoulders "especially a woman should have strong allies."ok you cannot fucking stand this man any longer, before he was tolerable, but now you cannot even stand his voice "Sir Heris, you will remove your hands from my person before I liberate your obviously small penis from your body."He quickly pulls his hands away and retreats a few steps, "well inquisitor no need to be hostile.""no Sir Heris there is, I don't believe you know your position here. I am a Inquisitor of the Ordo Malleus, now you have one chance to explain exactly what you are here for or I will force it from you"You turn around and the Rogue Trader backs up his face pale, good he realizes that he made a big mistake but he keeps his mouth shut. "Phe'nia, rip the information out of him. negotiations have failed it seems."Phe'nia swiftly gets up and grabs the man's head he flinches and falls to his knees his eyes rolling upward. a few minutes pass before Phe'nia states "the shipments were a lie, he was hired by the fake to throw us off his tail.""I thought of that, any more information?""the fake is on the planet, this sack of shit also has been running a feed of this meeting to that fake." she raises her hand and you hear some metal crunch and then a electric sparking "also Demons are on the ship, we could overload the reactor and blow this ship up, or we could just purge the demons and force those who are not tainted by the warp to work for us.""what of this piece of shit?""well we could fry him, let him live, or we could drag him with us and have Drauge turn him into a servitor.""tough choice.""indeed."> we blow this ship to hell, there are demons here and probably a lot of them from the sound of it, no wasting time and probably sending a message to the fake that he cannot run and hide forever (Ag, Bs, Bs, Ws, Int)> purge the demons, no need to waste a perfectly good ship and there probably are still some crew who will be loyal to the emperor, though lets kill this asshat here and now (Bs, Bs, Bs, Ws, Bs)> ship survives another day, but it's our ship now and we will make sure there are no demons left on it. Sir Heris gets the servitor treatment though. (Bs, Bs, Bs, Ws, Bs, Clink's Str, Ag)> write-in(welcome to roll town)
wow the site thought I was a bot, seriously.
>>1441370>1We have to make a grand entrance>>1441376Kek
>>1441370Didn't our new ship have a fuckton of cannons? If that is the case> write-inRun to the nearest escape vessel while radioing Drauge to fire E V E R Y T H I N G
>>1441370> purge the demons, no need to waste a perfectly good ship and there probably are still some crew who will be loyal to the emperor, though lets kill this asshat here and now (Bs, Bs, Bs, Ws, Bs)
waiting a few more minutes before rngesus takes the wheel
alright 1 for >>14415902 for >>1441736and 3 for >>1441750
Rolled 3 (1d3)
Purging time 5d100 vs 75, 80, 65, 39, 50
Rolled 90, 37, 97, 88, 4 = 316 (5d100)>>1441813Gee Simun, how come the Imperium lets you have TWO ships?
gee I donno cuz you chose the hard route, prepare for a shitstorm
waiting for more rolls though
Rolled 29, 56, 33, 10, 77 = 205 (5d100)>>1441813
emp protects, writing
You decide its time to unleash your purging onto everything in this ship, but first this asshat, "Phe'nia release him.""why?""because I want to see his face before I splatter it all over the wall."Phe'nia shrugs and releases her hand from his face, a second later he shakes his head "what, who, where..... oh shit." his pants grow wet "please I beg of you, don't kill me! I can be useful!""no, you will not be." you state sticking the bolter to his head and smiling, "you could not even die with dignity could you." -blam- goes the bolter and the Rogue trader's head is completely turned into mush. wow this bolter has some firepower to it."[well that is a way to deal with a problem]" clink's remarks pulling off the robe and standing up "[you handled that well]""thank you Clinks" you state "now are you ready to purge this ship?""[would shooting it with cannons or causing it to self destruct not be an easier option?]""yes but two ships is better than one.""[your logic is as flawed as your imperium's legal system, yes I was bored and decided to read it, but never the less I will help you.]""aw you sound so sad about killing demons.""[was that your attempt at sarcasm?]" Drauge asks as a servant walks in and immediately wips out a gun and points it at you only to have half his chest blown out as you shoot him without looking"yes." with that you and your companions exit the room, as you do you realize shit has gone from bad to worse, not only was there quite a few armed men and women in the hall now but also the hall was covered in flesh "fucking demons." you remark before yelling out "THOSE WHO WISH TO LIVE WILL THROW DOWN THEIR ARMS NOW, THOSE WHO DON'T MAY KEEP HOLDING THEIR WEAPONS UNTIL WE LIBERATE THEM FROM YOU!"several of the men and women drop their weapons but the rest hold on "good, Clink's Phe'nia kill them."Immediately Clink's launches himself at the foes, their bullets not even slowing the walking tank as he slams into the horde crushing them underfoot and impaling several with his spear.Phe'nia stretches her hand out and then suddenly closes it as more of the rogue trader's men pour out of the doors, about half of them suddenly fall over, blood streaming from their eyes and mouths.You begin shooting, they were easy pickings in a hallway like this kinda like shooting fish in a barrel. hell your bolter had so much power in it that one bullet would rip though four of them before it stopped int he fifth.you and your death squad continue into the ship leaving only mangled corpses in your wake. Eventually you reach the bridge where upon opening it you see five demons, all of them purple. They pull out swords and thin pistols and engage you in combat.Three rush Clinks who chuckles before deflecting their blows and pressing into them, Phe'nia erects a shield similar to the one you saw Thera create and start launching furniture and fireballs at the one which charged her.(continued)
the last one keeps it's distance form you it's eyes watching your every move. it suddenly speaks "Human, why do you fight us? what quarrel do you have with us?""why? because you are a demon," you start pulling your bolter up and taking a shot suddenly pulling the bolter left as you pull the trigger predicting the demon's movement causing it to take the shot to the arm, blowing it off "and because you decided to get in my way."The demon growls and launches itself at you "then die human, your soul will know endless torment."you bring your left arm up the wrist blade turning on, the green glow illuminating the demon's face which turns from anger to pain as it becomes impaled, it twitches and then falls still.with your demon done with you look at Clinks and Phe'nia to check on them, you realize Clinks needs no help at all, staning with one foot though the first demon's head, the second being held aloft by it's throat, and the last one impaled by the spear.you quickly turn towards Phe'nia who's opponent keeps dodging her attacks, it looks around suddenly and snarls "Tath'nortis remember the name Eldar, for I will bring your soul personally to my god." it opens at portal and proceeds to jump though it, avoiding the shot you take at it"damn it" you state frustrated, you wanted another demon kill to your namenow you have reached the bridge, what to do now.> contact Drauge, have him see if he can remote take over the ship or something, hell if he cant see if he can head over> abandon current plan, set this thing to blow and leave. send a message that you are not to be fucked with.> use the ship's comms to alert the entire ship that you now own their asses, and that you will kill them all if they don't comply (fel, Wp)> write-in
before you ask, clinks is indeed doing an epic pose
>>1441983>> write-inCall in Mirasi for Ship Sweep 2: Electric Boogaloo, now with more sweeps
pausing for tonight, i will be back at 5pm
roll 2d100 vs 35, 60
Rolled 93, 86 = 179 (2d100)>>1443389
Rolled 54 (1d100)>>1443282Show me the low pls
Rolled 79, 20 = 99 (2d100)>>1443282>>1443428Well shut try this again with TWO die
welp, the crew aint happy but we keep our cool with the reaction, writing
You decide now is the time to tell these fuckers who is in charge now. "Alright guys, I want you two at the door, if we have a riot on our hands I want you to start the blood flowing again, that usually calms people down."Both the Eldar and the wraith guard nod before standing on each side of the door. You walk over to a console and when you accidentally tap your Rosette against it suddenly it turns on and you see scrawling across the screen 'Inquisitor detected, running Inquisition subroutines, granting admin services.' well that is convenient, thanks inquisition. You quickly activate all comms and then connect it to your vox, you clear your throat and begin "Hello crew of the Rogue Trader Sir Heris, I am Inquisitor Simun. I regret to inform you that your captain was found of heresy and was executed. Now I am giving you a choice either you serve me and the inquisition, or I kill you all."You cut the connection but you can already hear the sounds of angry men and women coming towards your position.Guess they really liked the Rogue Trader. Anyways you calmly and collectedly aim your gun at the door and the two Xenos prepare to kill anyone who comes through.You notice on the console there are a few options 1. activate defense protocols 2. start self destruct sequence 3. do not activateHmmmm... well guessing not touching three but the other two seem to be an option at this point> hold your ground here and shoot anything that comes through, maybe that will send the message you want (Bsx3)> hit the defense protocals, lets see if the ship will do your work for you (int)> active self destruct and get the hell out of there, a ship is not worth this shit (ag)> write-in
>>1443496> hit the defense protocals, lets see if the ship will do your work for you (int)
slow night it is
Rolled 1 (1d2)alright been long enough RNGESUS TIME!1 for >>14436482 for >>1444389
defense protocals it is 1d100 vs 32
Rolled 50 (1d100)>>1444463
alright writing and then pausing for tonight
wow did 4chan just delete my entire post?
You hit the defense protocol button on the console expecting an easy system, these things are built to be idiot proof right? well you were dead wrong, not only did suddenly the screen go into a lock screen with a password but before you could even try the damn thing goes black. guess some of the crew expected us to use this thing.You hear a shot and a bullet grazes your armor, spinning you and you throw yourself behind the now useless console. more bullets fly though the door punching a few holes in your cover."CLINKS DO SOMETHING ABOUT THAT WILL YOU.""[with pleasure.]" Clinks responds before you hear the bullets bouncing off him and his mechanical laughteryou look over your cover and see Phe'nia waving her hand and past Clinks several of the crew die immediately"Inquisitor, maybe you could try to be a bit more diplomatic next time you try to work with a group of people.""You want to try?""Fuck it sure, I could not do a worse job than you""you are asking for luck to kick you in the face with that response.""With all due respect inquisitor, shove it up your ass. If we want to use both ships we need more than the skeleton crew we have on our ship."you hate to admit it but the eldar was right, we need this crew to run this ship for us. well maybe we could recruit a crew off this planet after killing off this one or we could try for diplomacy again.> remove this crew, they probably were corrupted anyways, no loss and there are plenty of people who would want off the hellhole of your home planet (Bsx4)> once more attempt diplomacy, but this time try to be a bit nicer (fel)> attempt diplomacy, and by diplomacy I mean threaten them with that exterminatus bomb or the Eversor we have on board. (fel)> allow Phe'nia to try her hand at diplomacy, maybe she could have better luck at it (phe'nia's fel)> write-in
1d100 vs 40
Rolled 73 (1d100)>>1444561
>>1444566Man, I have some shit luck with the dice.
Rolled 57 (1d100)>>1444561
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>1444561