Karma Kecleon!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Questhttps://twitter.com/GobbleQMCharacter info pastebin in progress: http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rzDice odds for best of 3: http://pastebin.com/994WTT3gGeneral rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.Combat mechanics involve three rolls of 1d100, taking the best, and using the base accuracy and crit ranges of the game, roughly, but the 'turn order' will be more like the anime, where sometimes you can do a few moves in a row or be hit by a combo of moves yourself, all depending on circumstances. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first. Infact, you can do more than one move in a row like the anime, but so can your opponents.Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture, mostly likely a butt.Pokemon:Gobble (Munchlax)Mace (Roggenrola)Belladonna (Roselia)Dice (Totodile)Badges: 3Recently: You had lewd times and a heart to heart with Laki.
Jane is best girl!
IT'S TIME FOR ADVENTURE!!
>>1414140Woo! Time for post heart to heart with Laki and more travel discussions!
>>1414154Why would you do that? Just get on the internet and tell lies!?
>>1414176It's not lies it's what I believe in my heart
>>1414194Why does your heart lie?
Laki hugs you from behind for a good long while, her chin resting on your shoulder. She removes it and lets her head rest against you instead.“You’re too tall.” She complains. She must have been stretching her neck up to get her chin on your shoulder.“You’re just noticing now?” You joke.“You don’t stand up straight most of the time.”“Oh.” Huh. You check your posture and find that you are feeling a bit weird. You’ll have to watch that. Despite your best efforts, you still stand up a little straighter. You think you can feel Laki smile.“Can I tell you something?”“Of course.”“You’re the only person that makes me feel like a woman. I don’t mean just last night either.”You have no idea how to respond. Laki’s never this vulnerable. Does she think she’s not womanly because she’s aggressive? Your sister is a little like that and you never thought of her as less of a girl. Is she saying that because she doesn’t think she’s cute? Is she doing that thing mom does sometimes where she tries to get dad to compliment her?>You make me feel more masculine>Kiss her on the forehead>Mention she looked good in that dress before>Tell her not to worry too much about that sort of thing>Change the subject to something else>Something else
>>1414217See image but a Laki or Hana is fine too >>1414227>Kiss her on the forehead>Mention she looked good in that dress before>Tell her not to worry too much about that sort of thing
>>1414227>>Mention she looked good in that dress before>she could probably pull of ANYTHING she chose to wear.>Tell her not to worry too much about that sort of thing
>>1414227>Mention she looked good in that dress before>Tell her not to worry too much about that sort of thing
>>1414227>Kiss her on the foreheadWords seem insufficient.Maybe at another time bring up taking her shopping for dresses etc.
>>1414227>You make me feel more masculineSo we're even
>>1414227>>Kiss her on the forehead>>Mention she looked good in that dress before
>>1414227>Kiss her on the forehead>Tell her not to worry too much about that sort of thing
>>1414227>>You make me feel more masculine>>Kiss her on the forehead>>Tell her not to worry too much about that sort of thing>What matters is that you're you
>>1414227>>You make me feel more masculine>>Kiss her on the forehead>>Mention she looked good in that dress beforeTHESE.
>>1414230Anon. No one can love Jane. Just look at her.
>>1414227>You make me feel more masculine>Mention she looked good in that dress before>Tell her not to worry too much about that sort of thing
>>1414275They seemed to love that Hydreigon just fine, it had the same personality Jane does just in an imposing form.
>>1414227>You make me feel more masculine>Kiss her on the forehead>Mention she looked good in that dress before
>>1414295Jane is a good girl. Who is probably less stable than that dragon.
>>1414227>kiss forehead > don't worry about that sort of thing > she looks good in the dress We should take her clothes shopping and for a makeover at some point so she can express her cute feminine side
>>1414325This could be interesting, maybe get Val in on it
>>1414325I agree wholeheartedly.
>>1414325Shit, We should offer to do this sometime, right now.
When did he get taller than Laki?
>>1414374When he kept eating right and stopped slouching.
>>1414374I have no clue, I was going to ask Gobble that myself.
>>1414374Yeah, weren't we kinda average height?
>>1414227>>Mention she looked good in that dress before>Tell her not to worry too much about that sort of thing
>>1414403Gobble forgot the sentence where Herb gets on stilts
>>1414434I think that's a butt
>>1414434He could have just sat on a box or something that makes Herb taller than Laki who's not on a seatI'm not imagining them standing, but that's just me
>>1414374Laki is 65% leg. When shes sitting shes the shortest of the group.
>>1414454citation needed? Please? Also, they're standing next to some railing looking at the sea. I'm tryin' to draw over here and apparently my original image comically confused the heights involved.
>>1414487Well they aren't 14 inches tall, so there's that, but Laki having to lift her chin up to put it on Herb's head isn't that crazy. With that picture, the sizes seem spot on.
You turn around to face her. She keeps her eyes focused on yours, but after a few seconds finally breaks and looks away.Why is that so much cuter coming from her? “You make me feel more masculine. But you shouldn’t worry about that sort of thing. What matters is that you’re you.” You lean forward, put your hand on the top of her head. She leans up into your hand a little more, like a pokemon that wants to be pet. You give a subtle little tussle of her hair and kiss her right above her eyebrows. “But for the record, you did look really cute in that dress.““Come on, Soft Hands,” her voice is high pitched, but low in volume, “that’s not fair.” She plays with the front of your shirt.“Laki! Herb! There you are!” Keira comes out of nowhere. Cutiefly follows her and buzzes around Laki. “We’re almost there. You should get your things.” She blinks. “You two look weird, are you okay?”“Yup!” Laki says, her voice getting that deeper, more confident. “Come on, Soft Hands.” She reaches out to you and grabs your hand like she’s going to help you with a step. It’s only then that you see you were standing on an elevated platform just a little higher than she was. Did she do that on purpose? It’s a little deflating to be lower, but you don’t mind that much. You still stand up a bit straighter as you follow to your room to get your stuff. Dice is sprawled out on some things and doesn’t seem to want to move until Mace pushes him off. Dice simply goes limp like it’s a game and doesn’t really mind. Gobble and Bella help you pack, but get easily distracted and end up play wrestling instead.Once you have all your things and check twice, you go to meet up with the rest. You run into Valerie first.“I won’t be able to see you off.” She says. “I want to be on the bridge while you get off in case there’s any trouble. Papa always says that safety should be the first priority on a boat.” She leans in closer. “Call me every day so we can talk about what to do next, okay?”She gives you a quick hug. You sort of wish you were going to see her contest. The costumes alone would probably be great. But you’ll be departing to go to that Fisherman’s cousin’s island. You’re not sure when you’ll see her next. Hopefully it won’t be too long.>Wish her luck. Bye!>Give her a parting gift (write-in suggested)>Kiss her. She dared you to kiss a girl, right? She’ll understand.>Something else
>>1414501I believe it said>She must have been stretching her neck up to get her chin on your shoulder.That's quite a bit shorter than the sizes I've got here. Well... unless she's stretching down, but that doesn't match dialogue
>>1414504>Kiss her. She dared you to kiss a girl, right? She’ll understand.>Wish her luck. Bye!MWAHAHAHA
>>1414504>Wish her luck. Bye!>I know you can win it!
>>1414504>>Kiss her. She dared you to kiss a girl, right? She’ll understand.>I know you can win it!>Wish her luck. Bye!
>>1414504>Wish her luck. Bye!
>>1414504>Wish her luck. Bye!>Just do your best out there.
>>1414504>>Wish her luck. Bye!I would put forth giving her the nevermelt ice as a gift, but I don't know if her mudkip knows any ice type moves or can even learn them
>>1414504>>Kiss her. She dared you to kiss a girl, right? She’ll understand.>Wish her luck. Bye!
HEY GOBBLE, when this quest is over ( I know that won't be for a while but still) what other quests are you thinking about doing?
>>1414504>Kiss her. She dared you to kiss a girl, right? She’ll understand.>Wish her luck. Bye!
>>1414504>Wish her luck. Bye!Val is not for mixed signals
>>1414504>Something elseAsk her to take contest pictures!
>>1414537[Not sure. Was considering trying my hand at some sort of Ren'py h-game. I should have some money by then so maybe I could commission some art.]
>>1414504>>Wish her luck. Bye!
>>1414561Instead of a quest or in addition?
>>1414561So does that mean no more quests, or would this H game just be something your doing and you still run a quest. If it's the former than I might just get a little teary eyed.
>>1414574>>1414575[I couldn't give up the sweet hits of Questing that easily. I'd go into withdrawal. There might be a small hiatus between quests, but I don't know. It's a long time from now. Not sure what sort of quest to do next either, or even if it should be another Pokemon one. We'll see.]
>>1414632Don't ever leave us, Gobble.Ever.I'd love to see your take on a Digimon quest, maybe, or Shin Megami Tensei.Persona 5 is so fucking stylish.
>>1414632eh I can understand, just asked about you not running quests because a lot of QM that I like wanted to go off and do things like start their own business and we never hear from them again, not even a I am okay guys and doing good/bad. Whilst on the topic of quest I would love to see a fairy tail (anime/manga) expect run by a good QM rather than what the author and what they have done to it the last few chapters.
>>1414632Alright, that was fun. Thanks Gobble.
>>1414657[Oh gosh! Saved as fuck!]
“Good luck! I know you can do it! Oh, and take lots of pictures for me if you can!”“Thanks! Pictures are a good idea.” She smiles. “Omigosh! I should record it on video!” She runs off, probably to go grab something to do just that. Her Lillipup follows right behind, barking.You run into Polu next. He’s got a big grin on his face.“Bro! So this is your stop, huh?” He slaps you on the shoulder. “Good luck out there.”“You too!” You try slapping him back, but you sort of hesitate and it’s awkwardly soft and slow.“So, bro. Look, I wanted to tell you this earlier, but about that bone clip...”“Yeah?” You lean in closer.“If Keira or pretty much anyone not from Kontote sees you use it, they’ll flip. Otherwise they probably won’t even recognize it, except for someone like Keira.” He mentioned that before.“But why?”“I don’t know how much history you know, and what they tell mainlanders. Not everyone on Kontote is as...orthodox. There used to be a Normal type temple that we ran. There isn’t one anymore.” He looks over your shoulder to make sure nobody is coming. You feel like you won’t have that much time to talk before someone comes by.>Why keep your beliefs a secret?>Does this mean you don’t trust Keira?>What happened to the temple?>Something else
>>1414664>What happened to the temple?
>>1414664>What happened to the temple?Gimme the lore
>>1414664>>What happened to the temple?
>>1414664>Why keep your beliefs a secret?
>>1414652[I don't know enough about those to do them much justice.]>>1414655[Thanks! Yeah, it's always a shame when people vanish online. I used to follow a quest way back where that happened, but somehow the QM came back years later just to say hi. Didn't run again, but it was a relief.]
>>1414683Besides pokemon, what are you into that you'd be interested in running a quest about?
it's most likely you will vanish once you're far enough into your other project; even if you don't think you will now. Well that's your business I guess and nobody has any right to say anything about us, you've brought us a lot of joy for free.I will say it now because I won't later, when the time does come thanks for everything Gobble, I appreciated it.
>>1414700>>1414683Gobble isn't dying, they're just spreading their wings like the flightless turkey they are. As long as Gobble shares what they do, while not as personal as questing, is enough for me.
“What happened to the temple?”He looks around again. “They tore it down, bro. They said it was a punishment for how we betrayed all the other islands, but that’s a lie. We were set up.”“Set up how?”“They say we burned down all the other island temples and attacked their villages when they sent their warriors to deal with Akaneki, -because all their raids were getting out of control-. We did send warriors out, but that was just to protect them. We were tipped off that Akeneki was launching a surprise counterattack.”“How did they burn down?”“It was a conspiracy led by the Ghost temple. They wanted to take our power because the Normal type temple was the leader of the council, because we also represented humans.”“If that’s true, why doesn’t everyone know it? Can you tell them?”“It was a long time ago. Nobody involved is alive today, and nobody would believe us. We just have the stigma of betraying everyone. And the Steel temple.” He looks worried. “You believe me, right bro?”Do you? If everyone believes another story, maybe he’s the one that’s mistaken. >Absolutely>You believe that he believes it>You don’t know>Change the subject, how does the bone clip work?>Something else
>>1414731yeah but it isn't for me, they will be essentially dead from my point of view. And that's fine, Gobble has a life to live and does not exist to serve my interests. When I sense the end coming I will probably leave before it's over so I am saying it now is all.
>>1414749>>You don’t know>Change the subject, how does the bone clip work?
>>1414749>>>You don’t know
>>1414749>>You don’t know>>Change the subject, how does the bone clip work?
>>1414749>>AbsolutelyWe have no reason not too, if only for being an ignorant mainlander
>>1414690[Awhile back that came up. There's a skyship captain setting that could be fun. A Teen Titans-esque superhero team set in a OC universe, or maybe a One Punch Man type setting. Those two seemed like the closest fit. Another would be a D&D type adventure. I'm a little worried about any original setting because they can be intimidating to new players and turn people away sometimes, but I think as long as the lore is freely available and organized, it should hopefully turn out okay.] >>1414700>>1414754[Thanks! But I promise not to vanish entirely. There's a discord I hang out on, and I've been shitposting on 4chan as a whole for many years]
>>1414749>Change the subject, how does the bone clip work?
>>1414749>AbsolutelyAs far as I can remember, Polu hasn't shown himself to be the kind of person to lie to his friends like he would be now. But, it's like he said, it was a long time ago. The story could have been warped over time in ways we're unsure of. But for now, we can believe him.
>>1414786Hmmm what about a Teen Titan/D&D style adventure
>>1414749>You don’t know, but where's the harm in finding out what really happened?
>>1414786>Teen Titans-esque superhero teamI want this.
>>1414749>You don’t knowbut>You believe that he believes it
>>1414786I have no interest in discord and I only come on 4chan anymore for quest threads.
>>1414800Same. I only come to 4chan for Gobble and i don't really know what discord is
>>1414854from what I understand it is almost like a chatroom but.. more? It has addition features and stuff I think. It's fairly popular with quite a few communities especially streaming but the whole concept doesn't appeal to me at all.
>>1414854Mix between skype and Ventrillo/mumble/TS.Skype e.g. user friendly interface for text chat and control.Moderation powers and channels like Vent/Mumble/TS.
>>1414749>You don’t knowI feel self-conscious about voting late, because Gobble may be kill, and I don't want to desecrate our late-QM's legacy.
“Oh man. I don’t know.” You feel really uncomfortable being on the spot like this. How can you have any firm opinions about something you don’t know that much about? “I mean, it don’t believe you’d lie about something like that.” He seems pretty okay with that answer. You don’t want to stay on the subject, though. You might still say something wrong. “How does it work? The bone clip, I mean?”“It’s got the essence of living beings. That one’s made from my great, great uncle’s finger.”You feel very weird having it now. “Oh. Well, thank you.”“So bro, it’s like this. We believe that the dead find their way to the next world on their own, and they need to do it without our help. If they’re guided before they’re ready, they’ll suffer in the final part of the journey. In the old days, Ghost pokemon and spirits were everywhere. Sometimes they caused trouble, though, but that wasn’t that common. The ghost temple used that to gain influence. They played up trouble with ghost types and said we were impotent to do anything about it. Their dogma is all about guiding spirits to the next world, through the great hole, as quickly as possible. But that’s like sending a kid out into the world as soon as they can walk.”You still don’t understand how the bone clip works. He must see your confusion, because he continues.“If you snap it, it sounds out all the living energy of. All the ghosts around will scatter like dust. They don’t die or anything. They’re already dead. But they’ll take a long, long time to bring themselves back together. The others think every minute a ghost isn’t going to the portal is bad and that’s why ghosts act out sometimes, so they say it’s cruel. But it’s not. They don’t have the same sense of time, and they act out for lots of complicated reasons. Most don’t even act out at all.Before you can follow up with any questions, Hana comes by. “There you are. I wanted to say bye before you left.”Polu, sensing something, pats you one last time on the back. “See you around bro. We’ll have another rematch soon, okay?”Hana watches him leave. She doesn’t look like she knows what she wants to say exactly, though.>Remind her about the gem you need so she knows what to look for>Give her a hug and assure her you’ll see her again soon>Keep waiting. She’ll say something eventually>Something else
>>1414904>>Keep waiting. She’ll say something eventually
>>1414904>>Give her a hug and assure her you’ll see her again soon
>>1414904>Let her say what she cam to say>Give her a hug and assure her you’ll see her again soon>Remind her about the gem
>>1414904>Keep waiting. She’ll say something eventually>Give her a hug and assure her you’ll see her again soon
>>1414904>"Hey, what's up, Hana?"
>>1414904>Something elseKiss her in the face like a brutish mainlander.
I wanna make Herb a house husband!
>>1414904>Keep waiting. She’ll say something eventually
>>1414904>Keep waiting. She'll say something eventually
>>1414904>Give her a hug and assure her you’ll see her again soon>Keep waiting. She’ll say something eventually
>>1414904>Keep waiting. She’ll say something eventuallyThen when she says what she wants>Give her a hug and assure her you’ll see her again soon
>>1414904>Keep waiting. She’ll say something eventually>Remind her about the gem you need so she knows what to look for
I don't think Herb believes any of the Loanan religions, but I'm positive he doesn't believe in multigenerational punishment. Kontote should be free to have its temple, regardless of what happened all those years ago.
You don’t say anything. You’re sure she’ll come out with it eventually. You don’t see a reason to rush her.“Hey.” She finally manages.“Hey.”“Umm, I just wanted to say that I’ll miss you.”“We’ll see each other again soon. Don’t worry!” You lean over and give her a hug. She freezes up a little. You back off and then there’s more silence.She plays with her hair, then pushes it back. Oh hey, she’s wearing makeup today. “That’s not what I wanted to say. I mean, it is. And I will. Don’t get me wrong there.” She fidgets, then brings herself together with a little more confidence. “I’m going to find my own path. I don’t know what it is yet, but I’m going to do it because I want to be more like you.”“Like me?”“I want to go after life more. You always jump right into any challenge.” You don’t know about that, but you let her keep going. “And the next time we meet, I’m going to make an impression. And I’m promising that so that now so I can’t back down. Hold me to it, okay?”“Sure, but you don’t need to push yourself just for me.” “Yes I do!” She insists. “I won’t do it for myself. I care what you think about me.” She fidgets again. “I just don’t know what it is I’ll do yet. But I’ll do something! And it’s going to blow you away, okay?”>Then good luck! You look forward to it!>How about a battle? She was good at the electric gym>She should take her time figuring it out. Don’t put so much pressure on the next time you meet>Kiss her in the face like a brutish mainlander>Something else
>>1415006>Kiss her in the face like a brutish mainlanderHana is best Waifu
>>1415006>How about a battle? She was good at the electric gym>B-blow me again? I-i mean I well that is i uhm.
>>1415006>>Then good luck! You look forward to it!battle next time we meet up?
>>1415006>Then good luck! You look forward to it!
>>1415006>Then good luck! You look forward to it!>How about a battle? She was good at the electric gym
>>1415006>>Kiss her in the face like a brutish mainlanderThen we need to call for help because suddenly Hana faints, it was Val's fault we swear Laki
>>1415013We should 1v1 battle her some time, winner gets oral sex from the loser.
>>1415006>Kiss her in the face like a brutish mainlanderExplain about Val's challenge, though.
>>1415006>>Then good luck! You look forward to it!>She should take her time figuring it out. Don’t put so much pressure on the next time you meet
>>1415006>Then good luck! You look forward to it!>How about a battle? She was good at the electric gymThough maybe delay the battle for later.
>>1415006>Then good luck! You look forward to it!>Kiss her in the face like a brutish mainlander
>>1415024Actually question about that challenge, does what we did with Laki not count?(The lewd part and the cute part.)
>>1415006>Kiss her in the face like a brutish mainlander
>>1415006>>Then good luck! You look forward to it!
>>1415006>Kiss her>Then good luck! You look forward to it!>How about a battle? She was good at the electric gym
>>1415024You don't do that unless you want to ruin her self image. Unless you follow it up with another for yourself. Ideally with a lot of tongue.
>>1415037>Kissing the side hosmhaytbqhwyf
>>1415046I don't speak gibberish.
>>1415046That acronym is an abomination
>>1415046Not on the mouth anyways.
>>1415006>Kiss her in the face like a brutish mainlanderHANA A BEST
>>1415050Shaking my head at you, to be quite honest with you, friend.
So, not kissing her wins by one or two votes after 10 minutes.
Whatever happen, she'll blow us really well next time!
[Since wiafu wars are serious business and it's pretty close, let's make sure on this one. It's not a quote only vote, but I do want to keep it to 5 minutes so keep things moving.]>smooch>don't smooch
>>1415064Oh well I understand you now. I think Hana is more the side girl "tbqhwyf"I thought the top competitors for main girl were:Jane, Keira, and Laki.
phew squeaked in at the last second
>>1415116I think you were late by 20 seconds actually.
>>1415119>>1415122You've failed Hana, and her smile will never be protected again.
>>1415115nah, best girls are Keira, Jane, and Hana
>>1415123I would feel bad if my vote would have pushed it into the majority, but as it stands, I don't.
>>1415126Keira isn't in that conversation. Its Jane, Laki, and Hana and Valerie and Polu and Fishing Guru.
>>1415077>smoochoh gosh did I miss it? I was watching Jack!
>>1415126I disagree with that last one.I'm a 1. Laki 2. Jane 3. Kiera kinda guy.
>>1415037I'm pretty sure it counts.
>>1415077Late as fuck but >smooch
>>1415141You made a mistake but we can fix it!1. Laki 2. Hana 3. KieraAll right! We fixed it! Good teamwork everyone.
>>1415141I'm at Keira > Laki/Hana right now myself.I hope Hana enjoys her newfound independence and doesn't push herself too hard.
>>1415161There's a shocking lack of Jane, and an abominable inclusion of Kiera, but other than that you're right.
I didn't even want to vote smooch but this is what waifu wars does; displaces good storytelling with brand loyalty. Pretty sure same thing caused the lewd with Laki last thread too.God I find this shit ugly.
>>1415161>>1415170don't worry guys, I can fix your horrible opinions>Keira>Jane>Hana>that prostitute>everyone else
“Whatever you decide, I’m sure you’ll do great. I believe in you.”She looks happy and mulls that over. “Alright!” She makes an awkward elbow pump. “It’s a promise, then!” She looks like she’s been hyping herself up just to be that loud. Her eyes are really looking expressive with that eyeliner. She gives you one more hug. “AndmaybenexttimeIcanblowyouagainmaybe okay bye!” She runs off.You didn’t catch any of that. She didn’t sound like she was speaking Loanan, but you’re not exactly an expert.You meet up with Keira and Laki on the deck.“Ready to go?” Laki hops over the edge of the ship onto Wailmer’s waiting back. Keira leaps over with ease. The sea is calm and the sky is clear, but it still scares you a bit to just ride a pokemon out like that. They’re perfectly at ease dealing with the ocean, though.You nod. You make sure all your pokemon are here, double check your pockets, but where is your bag? You look up to see Mr. Schwibbles. He lifts it up for you to take.“Umm, thanks.” You try not to look directly at him, but you still see the giant, scary grin he gives in return.You look over the edge of the ship, Laki and Keira and waiting for you to join them. You can’t think of anything you’re forgetting, but it’ll be at least a few days if not longer before you see Polu, Valerie, and Hana again.>Wait, one last thing before you go (write in)>Hop over and join them>Something else
>>1415184>Hop over and join them
>>1415184>Hop over and join themLoanan is apparently a lewd language.>>1415176Well Gobble can either declare harem for the sake of peace. Or the war will be long and ugly.Most likely the best waifu won't win. It'll be a horrible compromise to ensure the worst does not reach the top.>>1415181Anon plz, you're an embarassing.
All this Waifu fighting when Herb is all about the piece love and understanding for all girls including Polu
>>1415184>Wait, one last thing before you go (write in)Go kiss Valerie, because its better than kissing somebody anyone actually likes.
>>1415184>>Hop over and join them
>>1415184>Hop over and join themI feel like Gobble knows something we're all forgetting.>>1415200Cold, anon.
>>1415198But if it's Polu isn't herb the girl?I kinda wana see herb in a dress, but I also think it would shatter his confidence.
>>1415184>Wait, one last thing before you goHerb starts saying something inspiring, and slips off into the waterNever lucky
>>1415184>Something elseCall Hana later tonight and find out what she said. It was probably important.
We're forgetting the ghost pokemon maybe?
>>1415213Herb's penis is far too barbaric to be a woman's.
>>1415193see there is a problem with that, the people who like Laki seem to hate Hana and the people who like Hana seem to hate Laki. The Keira supporters would be fine with harem route I think but when the two other major camps are opposed it would be a challenge to make it work.
>>1415209Mr.Schwibbles hid a Mime Jr. egg in our pack, knowing that we'd be forced to raise itThus ensuring the survival of that abominable species for another generation
>>1415218Better we could tell Kiera and Laki and have them translate. Laki realizes what it is and starts laughing. Then Kiera starts to ask what a blow job is and is quickly shushed.>>1415221Laki A BEST. But I don't think harem would work with Laki and Jane. And Jane is my second. Kiera is third.. but it's a distant third.
>>1415213Its Conquest my friend! A bun in every oven and a Herb's Worry-Free, Worry Seed Coffee Shop on every street corner. Besides, Herb was the one owning in the last gym battle with Polu.
>>1415221I'm fine with Laki. Its Keira who I don't like as a romantic interest. Because even if she's allowed to, we shouldn't take her away from the duty that she loves. Its selfish.
>>1415226yeah like that, the people who like Laki tend to rate Hana 4th or 5th while the people who like Hana tend to rate Laki 4th or 5th. At least that is what I have observed so far.
>>1415234I rank Laki, Jane, and Hana at about the same, but they fill different niches that I like, personally. People who like Laki wouldn't like Hana, because they're vastly different characters.
>>1415232good thing priestesses can already marry
>>1415234Hana is just behind Lake for me. They keep circling another for first place.
>>1415246Just because they can, doesn't mean that being involved with them won't distract them from their duties. I think its fine to like her now, but that ghost bird needs to fly free.
personally I don't really care, I liked the quest better when it was about pokemon instead of waifu's. But the waifu war was inevitable from thread 1 and I do not really expect it to end any time soon.
>>1415246Laki should cosplay as that pokemon. For.. uhh.. to be cute. Yes. To be cute.Infact all the girls should cosplay. Also Herb.Herb can be a Pikachu or.. a jolteon.. or a cutiefly.Laki should be.. whatever that is... Jane can be that dragon we met with little monster mouths on her hands.
>>1415266you're right, we shouldn't distract Laki either, she should focus on the Olympicsshould also steer clear of Hana, wouldn't want to get in the way of her becoming a water gym leaderVal too, she's the heir to a multinational corporation. So, who has more support, Jane or Polu?
>>1415276We have to steer clear of Jane else we'll stop her spiral into psychosis.So.. all aboard the gay train. Polu doesn't seem to have life goals.
>>1415276Jane, but you seem to be moving the goal posts, here. All of those are commitments of body or mind. Kiera is putting her entire being into the wants of the dead. Let her go where she wants to go after she finishes exploring the land of the living.
>>1415275Laki is a Salazzle, thinking body stocking with the same markingsOr a Roserade gotta love those buds
You look back to the ship one last time, then hop over.“Woah.” You almost slip. Both of the girls grab your hands and help you keep steady.“I heard that mainlanders don’t have sea legs, and that's why you only travel on large boats.” Keira says. “Are you going to be okay? I know you were on here before, but I thought maybe it was just going to take you awhile to get used to it. That happens even to us sometimes.”“He’s a mainlander, not a fire pokemon.” Laki laughs and pats you on the back once you’re stable. “Besides, we’re close. It’s right over there.” She points.“I don’t see anything.”Keira and Laki exchange a look. “You’re not supposed to look for the island.” Keira tells you. Look at the clouds, and the differences in the waves.”Try as you might, you can’t really see any difference.“It’s okay.” Keira assures you. “You don’t have any ocean where you come from, right? I’m the same with this thing.” She holds up her pokedex. From the screen, it looks like she really mucked up the settings.You have a little bit of time before you arrive.>Study on your pokedex>Help Keira unmuck her settings>Ask them to give you a quick lesson on navigating>Get some quick training in with one of your pokemon>Something else
>>1415298>>Help Keira unmuck her settings
>>1415298>Study on your PokedexI'm sure there are some things about our Pokemon we don't know, especially Dice. Might be useful.
>>1415298>Help Keira unmuck her settingsIts what just friends do.
>>1415298>Help Keira unmuck her settingswe've had hana and laki stuff lately, time to toss the keirafags a bone
>>1415298>Help Keira unmuck her settings>Get some quick training in with one of your pokemonDice seems like the obvious choice
>>1415294Roseraid. Bella would be so stoked
>>1415298>Help Keira unmuck her settings
>>1415298>Help Keira unmuck her ssettings >Get some quick training in with one of your pokemon
>>1415298>>Help Keira unmuck her setting>More trading expressions. The world is our cloyster!
>>1415326Forgot to say we can put dice in the water. Less training more free swimming
>>1415298>Get some quick training in with one of your pokemonI always feel I'm the only one to vote for training
>>1415298>Help Keira unmuck her settings>Ask them to give you a quick lesson on navigatingMultitask!
>>1415315I was also considering suggesting this as an option for Jane, Val, Keira and Hana respectively to pic related
>>1415356Ah can't help it I think two of those birds are hideous
>>1415298>Help Keira unmuck her settingsPersonally I really really enjoy Laki AND Hana, even if Laki is my first choice Hana and Kiera are in tight contention for a very close second. Valerie seems more like a very good close friend, maybe sex friend depending on how the relationship ends out in the end. Jane is solidly in last still though. Though I'd like to still help her.I wish Polu was an option. It'd be great to surprise him one day with Herb in a dress, all trussed up with the girls leering and egging on the islander.
>>1415363Well like i said, it was merely a suggestion. Not sold on it myself. just liked the idea of a 'theme'
>>1415356The outfits are bleh, just like the Pokemon.
>>1415396The red dress is cool...
Dice keeps advancing closer to Laki’s Meowth to “Want me to help with that?” You motion to her Pokedex.“Help how?”“Well, I noticed when you try to go to the menu, you have to close a bunch of pop-ups.”“What-ups?” She looks confused and concerned .“Not much, whatup with you?” Laki jokes. She seems like she’s in a good mood since your talk. You offer a light chuckle. Keira looks even more confused.“Here, I’ll show you what I mean.” You gently take it from her. She moves behind you and starts leaning on your back and watching over your shoulder. She’s draped on you like a cape. You know from experience that her body paint won’t rub off easily, but the closeness still makes you a little self conscious.“What’s that button do?” She presses it, closing the menu you were on. “Oh. Sorry. I’ll stop pressing stuff now.”You show her how to adjust settings. She seems disinterested in the quality of life stuff like organizing contacts and making shortcuts, but when you get on the topic of changing the wallpaper, she’s enthralled. “It’s like bodypaint for the pokedex screen!”From there, it’s a flurry of her crawling over you to mess with it until you give up trying to show how important certain updates are or why she should care. To her credit, she does her best to act interested and she clearly wants to understand, but her urge to be artistic clearly nags at her until you just let her at it.“Thanks! You stone!” She says, not looking up as she zooms through different themes and backgrounds.“Rock.” You correct.She moves back and forth in her crossed legs as she fiddles with the device. “Hmm, this would be perfect if it didn’t have that color in the bottom.“You could use the picture editor. It’s not that great, but you can replace the colour at least.”She’s more confused than ever. You open up the default picture program and she’s floored. “You can paint inside the machine!” She puts it down and leaps back, then picks it up again. “What? No. What?”Even the pokemon swarm around her. Of course, they’re just curious about what the big deal is and don’t care much about the pokedex, but her enthusiasm gets them all riled up.The island looks fairly small. You can see why it’s just a dot on the map. The majority of it is covered in extremely luscious green plants and trees.“So, where is he?” Laki asks as you pull up on Wailmer.“He can’t be far.” Keira says. “Oh look! Coconuts! And the trees aren’t marked, so anyone can take them.”>Collect coconuts>Search for the fisherman>Explore the island for a bit first>Something else
>>1415421>Collect coconuts>Explore the island for a bit first
>>1415421>>Explore the island for a bit first
>>1415421>>Collect a few coconuts (let's not get greedy)>>Explore the island for a bit first
>>1415421>Collect coconuts>Explore the island for a bit first>ask about the marked trees thing in case we need to know in the future
>>1415421>Collect coconutsJust got to be careful. Last time we were near coconuts, we didn't fare so well.>Dice keeps advancing closer to Laki’s Meowth toTo what, Gobble?
>>1415421>Explore the island for a bit firstNo coconuts, never again.
>>1415421>>Explore the island for a bit first>Collect coconuts
>>1415440I think we heard about the marked trees a ways back. It's like they're owned by farmers or someone has claim on them
>>1415421 >Explore the island for a bit first
>>1415421>>Collect coconutsSeems like a nice treat after the ride. Wonder if Gobble's could eat one whole...
>>1415421>Collect coconutsGet gobble to help
>>1415442[to try to nibble on it, but Meowth's growls keep him from the attempt.]
>>1415421>Explore the island for a bit first
>>1415457Do we know the Heimlich maneuver? If not, i say we dont risk it
>>1415464we can use it as a chance to teach him bite/crunch. Won't be able to get to the good stuff if he can't bite through the husk
[Give me some rolls, please!]
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>1415468here we go
Rolled 39 (1d100)>>1415468
Rolled 83 (1d100)>>1415467He' already bitten through a coconut.>>1415468
>>1415472Thank you for saving Herb from another concussion.
>>1415467Hmm not a bad option, but i'm not big on the idea of him trying to eat them in one gulp. choking hazard and all. unless this helps him learn Swallow & Spit Up making him into a make shift howitzer
>>1415476He can learn hyperbeam. Presumably he has a hell of a lot of power in his jaw. If he could handle the pressure build I bet he could pull that off. His coconut gun, can fire in bursts.
“Let’s explore a bit, and find some really good coconuts.”“Sounds good. Just keep your head up.” Laki tells you.You all hop off Wailmer and make your way to the beach. Laki lets the large Pokemon stay out but promise to stay close and above water.You look around for a bit and get further into the bushes. It’s surprisingly thick in some areas and thin in others. There’s something that doesn’t feel quite right about it, though. Keira looks especially bothered. She touches her face to make sure her face is fully painted. It’s not a scary vibe, but it does feel like something is off.“What about that tree?” Laki points to one with a particularly large group of coconuts.“Looks good to me. What do you say, Gobble?”Gobble is already salivating. He’s been pretty patient with you passing by so many perfectly good trees, but it’s come to an end. He looks at the tree and thinks for a minute. You’re about to suggest a plan of action to get them, but when you see Gobble try to communicate something to Mace, the three of you get curious and decide to see where this is going.Mace looks hesitant, but eventually agrees to whatever Gobble is proposing. Keira can understand all of this and looks excited at whatever is coming up.Gobble picks up Mace, takes aim, and throws up at the coconuts! Mace smashes through them, sending them tumbling down. He quickly activates his jets to stop from landing like a rock. The throw and the landing were both a bit sloppy, but it worked.Gobble scrambles to eat a coconut, not bothering to crack it open or anything. You can see the thing bend under the power of his jaw. Instead of crushing it, he gets Dice over for help, and the small water pokemon easily crunches it. Gobble is dismayed when Dice ends up swallowing most of it, though. Dice didn’t seem to understand the favor.Something’s wrong. You feel the sunlight vanish from your back. You jump forward reflexively and just barely get missed from the swipe of a large claw. It’s a Slaking!It roars![That’s it for tonight. We’ll pick up tomorrow. Girl Talk bin will finally be ready before then.]
>>1415530Thanks for the read.>thick in some areas and thin in others.Should be a comma before that and. Separate ideas.
>>1415530Well....that happenedOne the plus side, Gobble and Mace came up with a tag team moveThanks again for running Gobble. Looking forward to see how we get out of this.
>>1415530AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! See you tomorrow!
>>1415530Thanks for running, Gobble. Was the roll for getting the coconut or dodging the swipe?
>>1415530Gobble learned Fling! What a champ.Thanks for running Gobble!
>>1415537[My bad]>>1415541[Dodging. Herb is an unlucky guy, but anons always come down with the rolls or the plans to mitigate it.]
>>1415530Thanks for running
>>1415539>>1415540>>1415544>>1415549[Thanks! Sleep tight!]
>>1415548Glad we rolled well, a swipe from a Slaking would have really hurt. Also thanks for running
>>1415559thanks for running gobble
Hype for the girltalk binLooking forward to any and all kiera development, I wonder how much she knows/if she'll change her outlook on her temple as we learn more about what actually happened. I hope we kiss val or kiera, we need more of those characters, although jane would unquestionably have the best reaction Looking forward to laki expressing more of her inner girl with herb,it's going to be so cute and hopefully the openness and vulnerability will help us help her work through her problems. It'd also be funny if val discovered her big aggressive horny laki turned to submissive lovey putty in pretty dresses with makeup on with herb We should start taking her on regular little not dates, like our stuff with val and jane, where she can spend a while fussing about what to wear and how to do her makeup, we can take her shopping and give her advice as she tries on dresses and shoes, take her for bowling and ice-cream, to the movies and to a fair ( obviously we win her a small prize, and she wins us a pile of them). She can pretend to be scared in a haunted house just so herb gets to play the masculine protector and she can feel secure with her big strong man(only for herb to be terrified) . He can princess carry her home and she can fall asleep in his lap watching a stupid film. Herb will try to move his dead arm from under her, only for her to partially wake up and sleepily sprawl up him and snuggle harder into her big teddy bear. Obviously nobody can know this or else herb's getting in big hot sweaty native amazonian trouble... Looking forward to it though
>>1415734I like everything about that last paragraph.
>>1415734You are a beautiful person anon
>>1415734Yes please to everything.
>>1415734I don't even like Laki, but this sounds amazing, honestly.
>>1415734thisbut Laki denies they are going out because none of that means they're dating
https://pastebin.com/KYZQB2K5 Girl Talk is up. Thread starting up again soon.
>>1417249>fertility ritual is canontime for Herb help the islands' crops
>>1417249That was really cute, thanks gobble
>>1417249So how's about them new waifus?
Slobbering Slaking!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Questhttps://twitter.com/GobbleQMCharacter info pastebin in progress: http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rzDice odds for best of 3: http://pastebin.com/994WTT3gGeneral rules:There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.Combat mechanics involve three rolls of 1d100, taking the best, and using the base accuracy and crit ranges of the game, roughly, but the 'turn order' will be more like the anime, where sometimes you can do a few moves in a row or be hit by a combo of moves yourself, all depending on circumstances. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first. Infact, you can do more than one move in a row like the anime, but so can your opponents.Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture, mostly likely a butt.Pokemon:Gobble (Munchlax)Mace (Roggenrola)Belladonna (Roselia)Dice (Totodile)Badges: 3
>>1417249>>1417433In case you didn't notice, there is a bit missing at the end of the 17th line in the bit.
>>1417433I know this might be something very minor to complain about, but i would like it if we at least got one pokemon that can become giant, like trynitar
>>1417433The bin was very cute, it was nice to see more from Hana and Keira's perspectives. You are making this so hard to determine who is actually best girl, Gobble! haha
>>1417455Snorlax is pretty huge mate.
>>1417455We already have a Munchlax, who's bigger than Snorlax?
>>1417455We have Munchlax and passed on catching a potential Mamoswine a few islands ago.
>>1417404[Thanks! After I was done I thought up a bunch more stuff I want to go over, but I figure it's best not to dump too much at once. Plus there's no real focus or arc so it felt a bit sloppy.]>>1417430[Bueno]>>1417451[Thanks! All fixed. Here's your butt.]
>>1417458But I want to keep gobble the way they are, an adorable little munchlax rather than a big lazy snorlax
Remember guys Slaking has Truant and just attacked us' which means we have a few moments to either run or set up a defense. Also bombarded him with many offerings of coconuts
>>1417474Wew, that's a nice butt! Thanks for that!
>>1417477If you read last quest that had a very active Snorlax. If anything it will just make Gobble more badass when awakens from his pseudo slumber.>>1417483But I don't want Mace to steal all the glory again, I love him though.
>>1417477Gobble has showed no disinterest in evolving, you might be SOL my dude.
The mighty Slaking roars again, this time stepping forward. It grabs for the coconut Gobble was about to eat.Gobble, despite being clearly intimidated by the larger, meaner pokemon, stands in it’s way and makes aggressive noises. Mace comes to his side, and Bella drops what she’s doing to come too. She runs back to grab Dice, who wasn’t really paying attention.It beats it’s fits on the ground in a show of force. The vibrations echo in your chest. It settles down a little to rest, but any attempts to touch the coconuts leads to it getting aggressive again. It’s not going to stay patient or leave without them, it seems.Keira slowly approaches it, humming a soft tune. She carries a coconut in her hands. “There there. We can all get along. You look pretty hungry. Why don’t we share?”Slaking slobbers and growls as she approaches. She’s not even that close, but you’re getting a bad feeling about this.“Careful.” Laki warns.You remember hearing before that you shouldn’t feed aggressive wild pokemon just a little bit, because once their stomach gets going they can easily turn on you. But Keira is a native and good at reading pokemon, maybe she knows something you don’t? Just looking at the size of him, he’d probably need way more coconuts than Gobble’s gathered. And he looks especially hungry.>Let’s get out of here while it’s resting>Get your pokemon to set up for a fight (He won’t take diplomacy if he sees this)>Wish Keira luck. She can handle this>Offer to get it a lot of food (will require a roll)>Something else
>>1417512>>Let’s get out of here while it’s resting
>>1417512>Let’s get out of here while it’s resting
>>1417512>>Offer to get it a lot of food (will require a roll)food has never let us downplus slakings are bros
At least this Slaking is less a dick than the ones from last quest.
>>1417512>Keira, we got your back. Make the call do we run or fight? By the looks of it, our guys are willing but this could be bad. Diplomacy isn't looking as likely if I'm reading the situation correctly. If fellow anons want to make a stand, let's plan out our moves. I suggest buffs
>>1417537You have my support.
>>1417499It's nothing to do with something like how active they are, It's just we won't be able to see a dancing gobble again because the way a snorlax's body is shaped doesn't give it a very good dance form.
>>1417512> never feed a wild pokemon food; once their stomachs get going, they'll easily turn on you!> we literally fed a fucking DRAGONa pseudolegend at that, tooI say fuck it. Let Keira feed the Slaking.
>>1417568You don't have faith in our buddy dancing, anon I'm disappointed. He can do it at any size.
>>1417512>Wish Keira luck. She can handle this
“I think we should get out of here.” You tell the girls and your pokemon. “I don’t like the looks of this.”“I think you’re right.” Keira puts down the coconut and backs away.Gobble is torn, but he trusts your judgement. He still reaches out to the food as Mace and Bella pull him away, though.Huh. You had put all the coconuts in a pile here. Where did they go?As you all back into the bushes and then start jogging away, you can hear it roar again. You can’t see it anymore through all the bush, but the particularly tall tree you were getting those coconuts from shakes furiously.Your group has gotten a good distance away and you take a bit of a breather. You’re a little embarrassed that Laki and Keira seem to have more breath than you, but at least the gap between you and Keira isn’t that big.You notice a berry move out of the corner of your eye. You turn to watch it as it lifts a few inches into the air and starts to bounce away!You stare in amazement, then point it out. “Keira! A ghost!”She stares. “I... don’t sense anything!”“What’s going on?” Laki’s voice reflects your own confusion and fear.>Go pick it out of the air>Send a pokemon to investigate>Have a pokemon use a move on it>Ignore it and get out of here, too>Something else
>>1417687>>Go pick it out of the air
>>1417687>Go pick it out of the air
>>1417687>Go pick it out of the airFuck we just missed an alola exeggutor didn't we?
>>1417687>Go pick it ourselves, have Pokemon stand fast (ready just in case)
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>1417741
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>1417741
Rolled 99 (1d100)>>1417741
>>1417753Hahaha, Neverlucky Herb strikes again!
>>1417753Never lucky herb10$ it's a Bounsweet or something.
>>1417756my moneys on Kecleon
You walk over and cautiously reach out. You only realize that there’s something else there once you get right up to it. The strangely hidden figure that must be holding it makes a startled noise and appears in full color! It’s a pokemon!It slashes out at you! Fury Swipes. You stumble back, but as you do, you bring a hand up to defend yourself only to find you’re guiding the swipe away from your face. You instinctively do it again with the opposite hand, then again with your left. You slap the slashes away in rapid succession as you fall back onto your butt. You’re not sure if that looked like a cool kung fu fight, or an awkward slap fight.The pokemon scrambles over you to run away, but you grab it by the back of the neck and pin it down.“Woah.” Laki runs over. “Are you okay? That was pretty badass, Soft Hands.”“What is it?” Keira asks, approaching carefully. It seems pretty calmed down already. You loosen your grip a little.“I’m not sure.”Laki points her pokedex at it. “Kecleon. Some sort of mainland pokemon. Hey Herb, how come you didn’t know what this was?”Kecleon licks at Dice when he gets too close.The three of you try to figure out what it’s doing here, with Laki even checking to see if it’s a caught pokemon that ran away. It’s perfectly wild, though. You feed it the berry it had and some of your grub to make sure it knows you’re not after that, but keep a hand on it just in case.“Uh, guys?” Laki points to a few invisible footsteps kicking up sand as they encircle your group.You’re out of prepared food and just have raw ingredients.>Let Kecleon go. Maybe they’ll be nice after>Grab Kecleon and run. You need answers>Have your pokemon make a defensive perimeter>Ask Keira and Laki to handle it. Your hands are pretty tied.>Something else
>>1417847>>Let Kecleon go. Maybe they’ll be nice after
>>1417847>Let Kecleon go. Maybe they’ll be nice after
>>1417847>>Have your pokemon make a defensive perimeterwe can use their type changing against them. Let them become rock, then hit them with water or fighting for example
>>1417847>Let Kecleon go. Maybe they'll be nice after>Have pokemon make a defensive perimeter
>>1417847>Let Kecleon go. Maybe they’ll be nice afterOh no! Someone finally saw us do something cool!
>>1417847>>Let Kecleon go. Maybe they’ll be nice afterKecleon a cutie, I hope we end up with one
>>1417873I'm not much of a fan myself
this is just adding more proof to the theory that Herb is a secret agent sent from the mainland to cement their influence over the islandsHerb was either mindwiped, or he is an unreliable narrator
>>1417873If we dont get him, maybe Keira or Laki will go for him
>>1417847>Have Kiera attempt diplomacy.>Tell them we want no trabble for additional combat bonuses if it all breaks down.
>>1417877have we checked our belongings lately to determine if we have a license to kill? might explain our natural magnetism with the native ladies
>>1417877I wouldn't even be mad if that happened.
You let Kecleon go. It scrambles away and vanishes into nothingness.You wait, look, and listen. You’re relieved to see that nothing happens. They must have gone, or at least are staying back since they don’t have any reason to be hostile. You sigh and lay back.“And who might you be?” An old man’s voice asks. You look over to see him with some fishing gear and a straw hat. “Oh, I didn’t see you there.” He bows to Keira.She bows back. “I’m Keira.”“Laki.” Laki offers a quick bow.“Herb.” You get up, dust yourself off, and do the same.“Well,” he eyes you up and down especially “you here for the Kecleon problem like the other mainlander?”You explain that the fisherman on Eelilee sent you.“Then the answer is yes. See, a while back, some young people,” he emphasises the word, “came by to explore. Thought they’d just come onto the island with no warnin’ or nothing.”“But the islands belong to everyone.” Keira says.“That they do. Every Loanan. But they failed to check their boat for passengers, which is tradition, don’t you know. Now we’ve got an invasive species; the Kecleon. Normally they wouldn’t be that hard for us to get rid of on our own, but they blend in. They’re the only pokemon that can take food from the Slaking, making them hungry and angry. The whole balance is upset. So I need you kids to help get rid of them.”“How?” Laki asks.“Don’t know, don’t care. Your mainlander friend ought to know better than anyone.” He points to you. You honestly don’t. “But it’s a big island. Get me twenty or so and you can consider your favor done. I don’t expect you to clear the entire island like some sort of saint of legend.”>You got it! Twenty Kecleon coming up!>Ask about the other mainlander>You want us to kill them?!?>You’ll get them all off the island! We can do it, team!>Something else
>>1417920>>Ask about the other mainlander>>You’ll get them all off the island! We can do it, team!
>>1417920>You got it! Twenty Kecleon coming up!>Ask about the other mainlanderwe can send them to the professor, but we should ask for pokeballs>>1417893>>1417906would definitely be a fun plot twist. Plus, there's no evidence against it
>>1417920>Ask about the other mainlander
>>1417920>>Ask about the other mainlander>You’ll get them all off the island! We can do it, team!>ASk the professor for pokeballs so we can send him 20 Kecleon to save an island. This way he doesn't need to look for starters so much.
>>1417920>ask about the other mainlander>You'll get them all off the island! We can do it, team!What are we thinking folks: battle training or Herb cooking style victory
>>1417920>You got it! Twenty Kecleon coming up!>Ask about the other mainlander
>>1417920>Ask about the other mainlander>You’ll get them all off the island! We can do it, team!
>>1417940I'm thinking cooking, the real question is where do we take the Kecleon? There must be some sort of Pokemon conservation effort for matters such as these?
>>1417953well i'm not opposed to others suggestion to giving them to the professor. at the least he would have a better idea of what to do with them. maybe send him off back to the mainland or like someone else said, he could use them as starter pokemons
“We’ll get them all!” You announce. “We can do it, team!”He eyes you over. “Yeah. Okay. And I’m King Arledge.”Laki sighs. “That’s a lot of hunting, Soft Hands. A lot. I’m guessing you have a plan, though..”“I could cook.”“You start cooking, and you’re going to get more hungry Slaking and Vigoroth.”Oh. Yeah. That might be a problem.“Excuse me, sir. You mentioned another mainlander?”“Not a friend of yours? I just figured you know each other. He looks a bit like you. Same color hair, maybe a little taller. Said he wanted to help, so who am I to stop him? Pretty polite, too. Said his name was Maximilian. What a mouthful, am I right?”Well, you might run into him. You’ll keep an eye out.“Well, I’ll let you get to it. There’s a cage just over that hill that you can use. Careful putting them in, the ones in there might get out.”“This is exciting! I love meeting new pokemon!” Keira exclaims. “How are we going to find them?”>We should split up. We can all do more that way>Search manually using pokedex’s>You’ll cook. The occasional Slaking or Vigoroth is just something you’ll have to deal with>Spend time observing Kecleon. Go find a good hiding spot to try to observe them>Something else
>>1417994>Spend time observing Kecleon. Go find a good hiding spot to try to observe themhmm, i wonder if we could recruit the Slaking and Vigoroth into aiding us, they stand to gain their food source back
>>1417994>>Search manually using pokedex’s
>>1417994>Spend time observing Kecleon. Go find a good hiding spot to try to observe themTo catch a lizard we must think like a lizard
>>1418002Oh and we could look for this Maximilian guy too. United we stand
>>1417994>>Spend time observing Kecleon. Go find a good hiding spot to try to observe them
>>1417994>Spend time observing Kecleon. Go find a good hiding spot to try to observe them
>>1417994>Spend time observing Kecleon. Go find a good hiding spot to try to observe themUse that lizard brain.
Aside from girltalk, there any other important pastebins recently?
>>1418050The HerbxLaki and Rule 63 Herb
>>1418053These are coming up or already out?
>>1418053Rule 63 is out? Where?
If this doesn't end with Kiera in a cute Kecleon outfit I am going to be insanely disappointed.
>>1418053L-link to HerbxLaki?
>>1418059>>1418061>>1418065I thought the wording meant coming up Pastebins.
>>1418065[That's the next one. It's in the works.]
>>1418079good ol' /ssh/ straight shota herb
“Well, the best way to solve a problem is with information, right? I want to observe the Kecleon. Maybe we can figure something out.”“Well, not like we’re in a hurry.” Laki says. She takes her pokedex out and tries to find more information. She’s only marginally better at using it than Kiera. “I got nothing.”The three of you make your way into the bush, looking for a good spot to hid. Keira takes the lead on that and points out a great spot. She even whips up some camouflage paint, although it takes her awhile. While she’s doing that and Laki helps her, you decide to do some studying yourself.You get distracted by a strange noise in the distance. If that’s a Kecleon, you don’t want to scare it off by calling Laki and Keira. You peak over a knocked down tree and see a trainer and his pikachu. That must be Maximilian! “Discharge over there.” He points. His pikachu scrambles over and creates a large explosion of electricity. It blows away a few berry bushes, but you also see two Kecleon fall over, knocked out. “Called it.”>Hey! You can’t just trash the whole island!>Come out and introduce yourself>Watch him some more>Ask if he wants to work together>Something else
>>1418121>>Come out and introduce yourself>>Ask if he wants to work togetherSuggest a less violent solution
>>1418121>>Come out and introduce yourself
>>1418121>Come out and introduce yourself>Hey you can't just trash the whole island!>Ask if he wants to work together
>>1418121>Come out and introduce yourself
>>1418121>Come out and introduce yourselfthenCalmly explain how that particular tatic isn't going to work for all the Kecleon and is probably doing more damage than good.
>>1418121>>Come out and introduce yourself>You do realize that the bushes feed the vigoroth and slakoth and if he destroys them all the island will be worse off.
You decide to come out and introduce yourself. He spots you as soon as you get up.“Oh hey!” He puts his pokedex in his other hand so he can shake yours. “Another mainlander. I’m Maximilian.” He’s a bit taller than you, more mature looking, and has veiny arms. Much more tanned, too. You think you can spot some dye in his hair, so he might not be a natural blonde. It’s subtle. You wouldn’t notice it if you didn’t pay as much attention to fashion and colors as you do.“Nice to meet you, Max.” You shake his hand back. “My name’s Herb. Well, that’s what ever-”“Maximilian.” He corrects, still holding a smile.“Oh. Sorry.”“No harm in one little mistake.” You don’t like the way he emphasized the word ‘one.’ He points to another area, and his Pikachu zaps it. There aren’t any Kecleon there, but another bush is taken out.“Umm, so are you sure that’s the best way to do this? The whole point is to help the Slakoth and Vigoroth get their food.”“Well I mean, come on, buddy. I don’t want to be out here all day. However you can meet the quota, right?” He doesn’t even look at you as he places one of the previously knocked Kecleon in a large mesh bag. He sends out a Mamoswine to take it away.Before you can respond to that, Laki and Keira come out from the bushes. They’re both topless and wearing the camouflage paint. It’s mercifully thick paint, but no shirt would cling around Laki’s chest that way.“I didn’t want to paint up my shirt.” Laki explains preemptively. “Oh. You're Maximilian, right?” She gets a bit more self conscious with a stranger. Her arms come up over her chest.“Well hello.” He greets them. He kisses Laki’s hand, then Keira’s. “I hope you don’t mind, this is customary where I come from when meeting beautiful women.”They both giggle, just a little. Laki drops her arms.>We were just leaving! Bye.>Call him out for his plan in front of the girls. They’ll take your side, right?>That’s not a custom!>Politely try to reason with him again about his plan again.>Something else
>>1418236>>Politely try to reason with him again about his plan again.
>>1418236>>Call him out for his plan in front of the girls. They’ll take your side, right?wonder if we just found our rival
>>1418236>Politely try to reason with him again about his plan again.
>>1418236>>Politely try to reason with him again about his plan again
>>1418236>Politely try to reason with him again about his plan again...a challenger has appeared
>>1418308 So far this guy is being a major asshole and blowing up the food supply for the wild pokemon, The only thing he has challenged is Herbs philosophy on food because he clearly either doesn't give a shit or doesn't care about it
>>1418323I wouldn't say he's been a major asshole yet. He's just doing it the way he feels best and was slightly dickish in his reasoning and is just trying to impress the ladies.
>>1418308Keira and Laki aren't gonna be snatched up by cheesy shit my dude.
>>1418323He's also pretty blatantly flirting with part of our eventual harem.
>>1418344You realise that we can only have one girl by the end of this quest right?
>>1418323>>1418344he's obviously a Kantoese spy sent to increase their sphere of influencewe must eliminate him with maximum prejudice
“I was just saying that-”“So what’s your name?” He cuts you off, focusing on the girls.“I’m Laki.”“Keira.”He shakes her hand, startling but also impressing her. “I like your paint.”“Your plan.” You try to interject. “I don’t think that your plan is a good idea.”Laki finally looks at you. “What are you talking about?”“Zapping th-” You try to interject again.“Oh we were just talking about the Kecleon and the poor Slakings and Vigoroth. Herb here is really passionate about them. I guess lookalikes need to stick together, am I right?” He jokes. “Aww, come on, Herb. Don’t pout! It’s all good fun.”You didn’t even react at all! You’re not pouting.“Using discharge isn’t helpful.” You blurt out. “Look at the bushes.”He pretends to think about it. “Well, luckily I’m almost done here. Don’t worry, buddy. You’ll get your quota too. There’s plenty of bushes besides these two. I’m pretty sure a single Slaking would eat one whole just for morning breakfast.” He pats you on the back again, then turns back to Laki and Keira. “So, do you wear that sort of stuff a lot? I like your hair. Do you like mine?”Laki admits she’s a fan of blonde hair, despite looking conflicted. Not conflicted enough.Oh he’s really burning your brisket now.>Point out that he dyes his hair>Passive aggressively call him Max>Find and excuse to get everyone away from this guy>Keep hammering on the bushes>Something else
>>1418361>>Point out that he dyes his hairask how often he has to redye it, i'm sure the sea water damages the dye
>>1418361>"Stop being such jerk. I'm not gonna let you walk over me or the environment here."
>>1418361>>Point out that he dyes his hair>>Passive aggressively call him Max>>1418373Supporting this as well.We are a MAN.
>>1418361>Find an excuse to get everyone away from this guy>"Well Max, we need to get going"
>>1418361>>Keep hammering on the bushesThis option is the most herb, as he is someone whose passion is food, what he is doing is against everything herb believes in, wasting food and leaving pokemon with higher chances of starving
>>1418361>>Find and excuse to get everyone away from this guyBeing passive aggressive is just... no
>>1418361>Something elseWarn him about how dying hair too much can damage it.
>>1418361>Something elseCalm yourself, Herb.
>>1418378This. No being passive-aggressive.
>>1418361>Point out that he dyes his hair>Passive aggressively call him Max>Keep hammering on the bushes>Oh he’s really burning your brisket now.I can't believe you used one of these
>>1418382And this is in a straight laced non-passive aggressive way. Because no matter how much of a jerk he may be Herb just can't not give fashion advice
>>1418361>>Point out that he dyes his hair>Passive aggressively call him Max
>>1418361Adding >Keep hammering on the bushes>Point out that he dyes his hair to >>1418375
>>1418400Exactly. I'd like a no-nonsense dismantling of his attempts at being charming, his completely unnecessary destruction of the area, his over aggression to the kecleon, his creepily predatory flirtations, and his dyed hair. Not in a passive aggressive way, but a "I'm calling out all your shit right now so we can move on to more important things " kind of way.Plus I bet guys like this bullied Herb constantly back home.
>>1418423well you're going to have to convince everyone voting to be passive aggressive.
>>1418426Well only 3 people voted for it, but Gobble includes on not exclusive votes. So they would all have to change off of it probably.
>>1418361>>1418423I'm going to agree with this guy. There are lots of valid things to bring up and I really like the straightforward 'stop being a jerk and a creeper' approach.
>>1418426>>1418435I'll begin campaigning immediately. I have a crack team of propagandists crafting the most memorable and sympathetic dlogan possible as we speak.
I'll say no passive aggressiveness as well.
>>1418423This is not a bad plan. Im willing to back this approach. If we fail though, we sick Bella on his ass
>>1418451What IS Bella doing? This must all seem sacrilegious to her
“It’s got to be a pain re-dying your hair with all this sea water.” His smile shifts a little.“Doing it too often will damage your hair though, so you’ve got to be careful.” You can’t help it. From Laki to Jane to this guy and everyone else, you just seem to blurt out fashion advice.You’re all distracted when you see Pikachu and Gobble having a bit of a standoff. “Buddy, you going to do your part here?” He asks you as he lifts Pikachu away. Pikachu doesn’t fight him, but doesn’t take it’s glare off of Gobble, either.“Gobble won’t do anything. But he gets mad when people destroy sources of food. Neither do I. So I’m asking you to cut it out.”“You’re a real one-track kind of guy, aren’t you, Herb? Fine. We just have one more to get anyway. You’ve got to learn not to be so uptight. It’s a big turn off once you’re old enough to start dating.”You’re both probably the same age and he knows it! He’s already walking away, though. Bella makes a very rude gesture to his back.“You’re cute when you’re mad.” Laki tells you. “You weren’t jealous, were you?”Keira investigates a destroyed bush. She takes some berries, eats them, and spits the seeds into her hands. You guess she’s going to plant them. “I didn’t notice how bad it was.”>Ask the girls why they didn’t stick up for you>Let it go. Let’s observe some Kecleon>Flirt with them both for a bit>Something else
Herb discovers the worst enemy. NTR. Money says max isn't against a harem.
>>1418500>>Let it go. Let’s observe some Kecleon
>>1418500>Flirt with them both for a bit>Something elseThink up a plan to get rid of all the kecleon
>>1418500>>Something else"nah just thought he was a jerk"
>>1418500>Something else"Maybe a little jealous, but that's not the point.">Let it go. Let’s observe some Kecleon
>>1418500>Let it go. Let’s observe some Kecleon>Flirt with them both for a bit
>>1418500>Let it go. Let’s observe some Kecleon>“Gobble won’t do anything. But he gets mad when people destroy sources of food. Neither do I. So I’m asking you to cut it out.”doesn't make sense grammarwise, butt pls
>>1418500>Let it go. Let’s observe some Kecleon
>>1418523>>1418524I'll support these.
>>1418500Pretty much this >>1418524
>>1418500>Let it go. Let’s observe some Kecleon>Jealous? No but I was annoyed he was trying to flirt with both of you and ignore me on top of making the island even worse. Acted like some of the bullies I knew back on the mainland.
>>1418500>>1418524Actually I prefer this.The point is that he's doing the wrong thing, and sucessfully flirting. Stupid bad guys.
>>1418500>Ask the girls why they didn't stick up for youR00d
>>1418500>>Let’s observe some KecleonBut mix in some >Flirt with them both for a bitat the same timeI also think it would be nice to mention how fake he was once the girls showed up and how much it got on Herbs nerves.
>>1418524This gets my vote, also lets hope he doesn't decide to try screwing herb over every time he sees him. Also side note there is nothing wrong with making someone jealous some of the time if it's in good fun, what he was doing wasn't as well as if you keep making some feel jealous they are eventually gonna start hating you.
Woot, I finally made a write in that people liked!
>>1418524I'll support this.
Also when we gonna get another chance to train up aura?
>>1418594we need to do some aura mingling with Keira to train it
“No.” You respond to Laki’s question. “Well, okay. Yes. Maybe a little. But that’s not the point. What he was doing was wrong. And he got all fake when you two showed up.”“Oh, so it’s our fault?”“What? I didn’t say that. I-”“I’m messing with you, Soft hands.” Laki puts her arm around your shoulder. She see’s the unimpressed look on your face. “Sorry.”“No problem.” You’re pretty surprised she apologized, especially so easily. “Let’s go observe some Kecleon.”“Not like that.” Keira tells you as she finishes planting a seed. “Take off your shirt.” She comes at you with hands full of paint. The girls both gang up on you as they cover your chest with it. You try not to giggle too much, but it tickles.You find a good spot and start observing. Mace and Bella do really well, but you end up having to put Gobble and Dice back in their pokeballs as they get bored and keep looking for things to do. They readily agree.You communicate with pokes, whispers, and nods as Kecleon come by. You also notice other pokemon too. In fact, the island really starts to come alive the more you sit perfectly still. You had no idea there were so many pokemon in such a small area.After a good long while, You finally have some notes. On: The Kecleon seem to assume anything roughly Kecleon shaped is another Kecleon. It must be because they Two: Their talent to hide is a Pokemon Ability. There are some moves that can help with that.Three: They avoid stepping on anything that leaves a footprint, meaning you can guess roughly where they’ll go most of the time.Four: Not all of them have the ability to blend in.And Five: They run from noises that sound similar to Odor Sleuth.[That’s it for tonight. We’ll have the Laki/Herb lewdbin by Tuesday at the latest. We should be running once or twice this week, too.]
>>1418638>On: The Kecleon seem to assume anything roughly Kecleon shaped is another Kecleon. It must be because they that's two butts Gobblethanks for running, have a good night
>>1418638Thanks for running GobbleHmm so Kecleon impersonations are looking more likely
>>1418638Thanks for running gobble
>>1418649I'm thinking we could herd them into a cage or trap. Set up some stuff that will show footprints in a funnel shape, then spread out and use our pokedexes to drive them into it using recordings of Odor Sleuth
>>1418646[And butt #2]>>1418649>>1418655[Thanks for coming!]
>>1418653Do the Kecleon have poor vision and why they thing anything shaped like them is another Kecleon?
>>1418663Could be another Kecleon hiding
>>1418662Thanks for running, Gobble! Another great session! Man, Max gives me feels, he's a good rival a perfect Gary analogue I think.
>>1418638Ok so while dressed as Kecleon we make a group of paths that won't leave footprints that all lead into an area we can trap them in. Then we rig up a recording of Odor Sleuth and rangle them into the trap. Once there we can spam moves like sing and sleep powder to keep them settled until we can find a more secure place to keep them.
>>1418663maybe they use echolocation, seeing how they can't rely on sightThat also means Mace is perfect for fighting them, unless they can change their skin texture like octopi
Guys guys guys.We stay mostly camouflaged but have Keira draw a Kecleon on our torso, when they come near us thinking it's another Kecleon we can hug them and carry them away
Good thread Gobbles, I'm glad we finally have a non-bro rival. This'll be interesting
>>1418638Thanks for running
The one thread I'm busy and we meet Dark Herb.
>>1418743That guy was like double dark Herb
>>1418750He's a whole new level of Dark Herb, he's Nega-Herb. >>1418638Gosh darn it, missed the live session. Thanks for running Gobble! And thanks for giving me a focus to my HATE because NTR in any form is the worst fetish!
>>1418736Is that what's her face's older sister/mom? I kinda stopped watching S&M
>>1418764I second referring to Max as Nega-herb from now on Seriously, even his name 'Maximillion' comes off as pretentious.
>>1418832So we're just gonna call him Max right?
There's no way Herb is getting ntr'dBella would make sure they end up dead the next morning with roses jammed in their windpipe
>>1417474To me the focus of the gurltalk bin seemed to be "what do we refrain from saying?" Hana spoke up and got pity/ insulted Val. Cal won't call her dad "dad." Jane's struggling to keep from addressing Keira formally. Laki has no filter talking about Herb's super 8, but both her and Jane refuse to say anything that would show vulnerability, and form an unspoken challenge with each other. Keira acts like she's just cheerful, but really wants to cut off a fight. Hana finds herself saying things she's always thought and gets scared. Akenaki has a saying against silence. The bin doesn't seem to present an answer to the question it asks, so you could say that even you, gobble, are withholding your opinion on the matter from us.
>>1418842That or if we can find out if it annoys him, Max Factor, To the Max, etc (whatever shitty puns we can think of) >>1418844Its a good thing we didnt have Bella out, she would've gotten a lot of Toxic/Venoshock training in
>>1418832We should introduce him to Jane.
>>1418864What? No way. Jane's coming around. Unless you want to watch Jane destroy him then sure
>>1418872Yeah I figured Jane would tear him a new asshole.
>>1418893If things had gone differently it would have been insanely fun to have both Herb and Jane on the same "conspiracy theory" page trying to prove to the rest of the group that this guy was a creep.
Hey Gobble, what size is the island? It's been described as both big and small.Also, some butts from the bin:Line 5 >was a tricky.Remove "a" or add a "bit, little, or little bit"Line 7Didn't her grandfather give her the yacht?Line 21Should be "however HE wants."Line 47Yo should be You.Line 51The closing (') should be after suitors, not virgin.Line 63Should be a hyphen between off and putting.Line 83Second half of the first sentence is missing.Line 123Should be "No, I don't,"Line 141"tied up the" should be "tied up in the"Line 149Valerie is currently hugging Hana. She stopped doing Keira's makeup before we were Keira.I'm going to do some brainstorming on how to clean this island up, but could you post the ending of observation #1?
So, if the opportunity presents itself, what do you guys think about catching a Keckleon?Some of them can't change color, which means they have Protean, which is a damn fine offensive ability. Kecleon has access to solid offensive moves in normal, ghost, dark, psychic, rock, fire, ice, grass, fighting, electric, and flying, which would all get STAB. We really wouldn't have to worry about coverage at all anymore.Color change is a really good defensive ability assuming your opponent doesn't know how to manipulate it, which in Loanah they shouldn't. Plus it's invisibility, which is cool. It basically would resist water, grass, fire, electric, ice, poison, psychic, dark, and steel, but be weak to dragon and ghost.I mean, it's not a solosis or a pyukumuku or a dunsparce or a rotom, but it'd still be pretty cool.If we decide to just round them all up, we could try to figure out an island-wide sleep effect but drink worry seed coffee ourselves.
Also, assuming Max is a returning character, I think we should be sure to call him "Maxamillion." Herb's been called Jonbuddai, Young Bro, and generally people just talk over his introductions. Herb wants people to get his name right too, and he's not a hypocrite or cruel. Basically, if we can treat Jane well, we had ought to be able to be downright chummy with this kid. Although, speaking of dark Herb, I'd like to hope that the dark gym has a trial which forces us to confront our dark side by battling a pokemon which represents it. And Maximilian has to battle a greedy dragon and we get, like, a magikarp or a caterpie.Or our inner darkness is drawn out and Herb sees little to no change.
Do you guys reckon Max is a returning character or just for this island? hed be a good addition imo (sparingly though) since already I FUCKING HATE HIM, and it'd be good to see how herb handles a literal antagonist that forces him to be assertive...atleast if he ever gets his DIRTY dyed sweaty head away from our women and shows some FUCKING respect.I miss polu
>>1419743I like Keckleon a lot from a design standpoint, but there are other pokemon I'd rather we take. I think it would fit Keira really well, though, so I'm hoping she gets one.>>1418638I gotta say, Laki is growing in me since we politely confronted her about how she was treating us. She's really become much nicer to us, and that's made me like her a lot more. Granted, she's still my last choice for a waifu, because I like the other girls more (and I like petite girls a lot more, so I'm biased), but she's definitely growing on me.Anyway, your ladies are amazing, Gobble. The girl talk bin was fantastic, and I hope we can get more of those in the future.
>>1419743Pass on Keckleon for me. Now say it with me: SLOW, BULKY, PHYSICAL ATTTACKER
>>1420172I agree that a Kecleon would suit Keira well
>see what happened last thread with Herb and Lakitheyre going to have an egg! I wonder what moves it's going to have! Bella will be so happy to have a cute little brother or sister!
>>1420604Can't Kecleon turn ghost type though? Could she even train it?
>>1420903I think it would be fine because it's not a ghost type in it's natural state. It just takes on the characteristics due to it's ability.
>>1420919Still, I bet it'd freak her out.
Okay, plan.Put Wailmer in a Kecleon suit. Load up his back with stuff a Kecleon would find tasty but a Slaking or Vigoroth wouldn't. Have him bring the Kecleons to another island.Alternatively, paint a large rock to look like a Kecleons and coat the whole thing in Sleep Powder, then catch the unconscious Kecleons in Pokeballs. We can have the professor release them all somewhere they won't destroy the local ecosystem. Comedy option: try to teach the local Slakings and Vigoroths the secrets to manipulating Kecleons.
>>1421040I like that both of your plans involve taking an entire island's worth of keckleon on the biggest ruse cruise of all time, and I for one hope one of them actually works.
>>1421040I'm pretty sure that the only pokemon that can learn sleep powder in our group is bella, but that's an egg move we haven't worked on at all. Also, wailmer isn't kecleon shaped, so I'd rather camo him and put a kecleon doll on top of him.My recommendation is to broadcast Chatot's sing across the island, but use worry seed coffee to keep our party awake.Dosing fragrant food with worry seeds could work instead. The color change kecleon will lose their ability for a while, making them easier to catch.Making kecleon decoys is a good idea, but I'm not sure if 2d images would work.Corralling with odor sleuth will help whatever we do, and it will also help us root out and hunt down any stragglers.
>>1419986he'll be a returning character. He'll always flirt with the girls and their senses of knowing he's cunt and that Herb wouldn't lie about that will be muted.They'll be too busy giggiling and flirting with an attractive guy. Given enough time he may even be able to join up with a split off group.Example: He leaves the island tonight and meets Hana and Valerie. He hears them mention herb and thinks the best way to get back at him is to get in good with his friends. Then when everyone is back together he'll engineering situations where herb is the bad guy.
>>1421586So basically what jane thought of us?
GOD DAMN IT I MISSED TWO THREADS IN A ROW
>>1421586Eeeeh, the group knows Herb well enough that a plot like that wouldn't hold up.
>>1421670Valerie knows him the least, and he could prey on Hana's insecurities.He could play on the fact that Jane thinks herb is him, sorta deally.
>>1421689Jane got past that, and she'd suspect him even more since he 's new.
>>1421586Let's not go full Jane on the guy just because he's clearly desperate for female attention. He's probably an okay guy whose faults happened to be what was on display when we first met him.
>>1421696Eh I'm just saying I didn't think Laki and Kiera would turn into mush for a pretty face. It's paranoia.I mean we don't have a horn beam in this one and it's been more social than battle. So who's to say our worst enemy isn't a social one.
Rule 63 Herb soon.
OK, I'm all caught up now. I'm just going to say this.Maximilian came off as kinda French to me. We've established that Herb is probably English. An Englishman meets a Frenchman. WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
>>1422107Several centuries of warfare, followed by a peace which gets strained when the Frenchman wants to combine the nations and it works for a bit until the Englishman wants out?
>>1422122But I don't want to marry Max to unify our people...
>>1422064I hope this what she looks like.
>>1422294Spice is gonna be a real cutie for sure. Especially since, as I understand it, girls have more fashion options.
>>1422303Did I mention I have a thing for really long hair?
>>1422311Stop, I can only get so erect.But yeah. Long hair is the best.
>>1422064[Pretty much exactly how I picture it. Petite, long blonde hair, and adorably helpless.]>>1419060[It's small.Cripes! That's a lot! Thanks. I'm going to dump some butts and various lewd pictures since there's so many errors. I've gone through it and corrected everything, I think. There's one exception:>Line 123>Should be "No, I don't,"Sorry that wasn't clear. Keira is making the point that as a priestess, everything she does is what a priestess would do.]
>>1419060[Butt. Butt. Butt butt butt!]
>>1422384this might help Gobble
>>1422413>>1422427[That's a lot of butt!]
>>1422372Line 7 still conflicts with an earlier thread (4?) unless Val also calls her dad "grandpa" and the gang just didn't pick up on that earlier.As for line 123, I said it should be "I don't" as in "I don't (act like other priestesses)", because jane's question on line 121 was "you don't act like a priestess" not "you aren't a normal priestess." Maybe I'm missing something here, but I don't think so.Also, particularly nice butts here >>1422380
>>1422439[Thanks. I need to head off, but I'll get on that as soon as I can.]
>>1422460Seeya! (And thanks for placating my grammar obsession.)
>>1422445>when one asscheek is wider than your waist
>>1422531Jesus Christ, who is her tailor? That top hugs her like a coat of paint.
>>1422561last one proving that artists don't understand clothing
>>1422565have some more
>>1422570I remember seeing a pic that showed what the shirts anime girls wear look like. Essentially boob socks tacked onto a normal shirtwish i'd saved it
Man I missed a bunch of lewd images huh
>>1422615that you did but you're just in time for this one
>>1421400I like this broadcasting sing plan, the worry seed coffee was a nice touch anon. I would second this motion when voting for a plan comes around.
>>1422715Plus, odor sleuth probably won't wake them up either, and Slaking aren't a problem when asleep. Let's just hope Laki and Chatot have been training those pipes.
I'm still catching up to the main story on the archives. The past few days have been fun. I appreciate it gobble. Just wanted to drop by and say thanks.
>>1423486[Well thanks! That's really nice.
So do ya'll think Herb's "Bad Luck," will be an Character Arc or something? Will he get separated from his friends? Lost at sea? Attacked by cosmic gods? Does his pact with Rayquazza make him a herald of the end times?
>>1424616I think his "bad luck" is just a defeatist attitude that he needs to overcome. From our rolls he is clearly pretty lucky when the chips are down. Or maybe he just panics well.
>>1424622I was hoping for re-born hero of ancient times. He suddenly has the skill and dexterity to block pokemon attacks, he can heal by laying hands, gods talk to him, and he's doomed to a tragic fate.
>>1424631Imagine that there's a legend foretelling the arrival of the reincarnation of the golden hero who comes to wield his power to save the land once again. Herb gains the patronage of Rayquaza and grows his skills through hard work and is taught many things by his friends and kind strangers. Even the pokemon in the wild seem to come to his aid. Herb completes the mission of the hero of old and meets the ancient Medicham who looks deep into his aura to unlock his memories of his previous life so he can recall where he left his ancient blade.But it turns out Herb isn't the guy in the legend at all, Maximillian is. Herb just did the job fist because, y'know, free will. Nothing's really stopping anyone from contradicting prophecy except the scale of the tasks and fatalism. Everything Herb accomplished was on his own merits, with no help from fate.Also, lewdbin when? I think it was supposed to go up yesterday. I don't mind the wait, we did just get the girl talk bin, I just want to know because I'm excited for that lewd, lewd, character development.
>>1424616"Bad Luck" will eventually be made apparent when Laki tosses Herb a faulty condom unknowingly
>>1424689But.. how is that bad luck?
>>1424690Herb's mother will ground Herb and Laki for not being even more careful
>>1424690because Teenage pregnancy can be terrible
>>1424689And then Laki gets Herb pregnant. How scandalous!But yeah, I doubt Gobble will go any farther than jokes/ arousing aspects of impregnation/ birth control. A serious pregnancy scare/ decision would seem tonaly inconsistent.I can't wait for a lewdbin with a ribbed condom.
>>1424752>pregnancy scare where Herb is at his limit>about to pull out>Laki's big strong legs wrap around Herb>refuses to let him go
>>1424780On her Island they take what they want.amazon mating press.
>>1424780Jesus >>1424784>the fabled reverse press
>>1424650[Sorry. I got a bit sidetracked this week. We'll have it tomorrow for sure for realsies.]>>1424752>>1424780>>1424804>>1424784[Oh my]
>>1424650Could be like Morrowind where fulfilling the prophecy makes you the chosen one and not the other way around. There's even a cave full of the dead bodies of "chosen ones" who failed.
>>1428615I like that okay too. I prefer actively defeating prophecy, but as long as there's free will it's cool. The name "chosen one" doesn't really work for that though.
https://pastebin.com/2BuD8Shw a little late but here's the Laki/Herb pastebin
>>1429431FFFFFFULaki best girl. Confirmed.
>>1429431That was super cute! Great job, Gobble! Also wow, Herb has the will power of a saint.
>>1429431>What are we going to do on the bed?Cheeky.Laki and Herb really do make a pretty great duo, huh?One thing I really like about Laki is that she's very self-aware. She knows that she's trying to look tough, and can tell when she flubs a line. She can worry a bit too much, but that just makes her more relatable. And best of all we got to have an open discussion about our feelings the next day. She's pretty damn insightful when she's willing to share her thoughts.Now we just have to make sure that we make Laki the little spoon sometime, with or without lewd.Also, Herb a best for knowing his limits, and just in general.Also also, I didn't catch any errors, so good job there Gobble! I think line 7 of the girl talk bin still contradicts canon though.
so that's 2.5 girls down and 2.5 to go! Keira counts as half because Herb was asleep at the timeI wonder how we'll go about Lewding Valerie. Jane seems close to impossible right now too
>>1429507Jane's the easiest. Just taunt her about being afraid to take Herb's barbarian.
>>1429507I'll be honest, don't want to lewd the others just to tick off the list. If it happens let it be from relationships growing Like Laki and Herb pretty much being -this- close to finally becoming a pair. Wonder how Kiera will react to that. Then there was one very interesting line that made me happy in many ways. Laki a best-"You’re not some terrible lover that ignores her mate. A harem owner who doesn’t take care of their harem doesn’t deserve it."
>>1429485Actually, is it possible that on line 87 you meant to say "pokes into you." instead of "pokes into him."? That passage reads a little awkwardly to me, but I also never quite got that far and maybe I'm misunderstanding how people do sex/ refer to anatomy. "The top" refers to the glans, right?>>1429507In noncanon bins, hopefully. At the minimum, I don't expect Valerie to have a free-love attitude, and I have a strong feeling Val is pursuing Laki. Mostly though, I just want there to be girls that the main character doesn't lewd. Otherwise it would feel weird. Like... Herb's a kid growing up, not a Casanova fuckchamp. Wouldn't be opposed to participating in Laki's Harem. Basically, this guy >>1429521 gets it.Keira can be lewded when we marry her.Also, while we're between threads, do you guys think the smooch on the forehead we gave Laki counts as fulfilling Val's challenge? I do.
>>1429528I think it fulfills the letter of the challenge, not too sure about fulfilling the intent.
>>1429538I feel like it does both. If we wanted to fulfill the letter only, we could give Bella a kiss on the head, or kiss our mom goodbye or something. There was emotion to it and no pretense.Though I suppose we could always ask Val if she thinks it counts.
>>1429528Sure, forehead smooch counts. Plus I'd like to see Val get jealous Herb kissed Laki.>>1429507I don't want to lewd all the girls just to do it. I just want to learn more about them, help them grow, and become better friends. If they become interested in Herb I'm not against lewd, but I have no interest in just forcing lewd in.
>>1429431That was cute and amazingly lewd.
>>1429431They're going to have an egg now! Right? RIGHT!?
>>1429573Sorry, they can only afford one college fund right now. Maybe after momma gets that promotion.
Today is a good day to be a lakifag
>>1429573Bell you should not be reading this, go to bed
>>1429573Not yet bell, daddy put the gooey warm reward on mummy instead of in her, maybe next time I'm looking forward to lewd jane and a lewd ritual and rekindling of lewd with kiera I'm interested to see if anythings going to happen with val, atm I can only see laki forcing something, but since val is the knowledgefu and really connects with herb ( the few times they've talked) I can see how something a little more could come. Maybe she gets curious after hearing how he colonised the other girls and wants to experience the joy of getting herded
>>1429634Yeah, Laki arranging a roast beef sandwich with white bread is the most plausible way of lewding Val that I can see. It'll be quite a ways off though, since the girls still haven't quite made anything open-faced yet.And besides, if Herb's not ready for penetration, I doubt he's ready for tag-teaming either.It's still nice to imagine Val getting her girlfriend a very special birthday present all tied up with ribbon though.
>>1429431Line 63Either tempting should be tempted, or you're should be it's.Line 71 you're tits should be your tits.Also, lines 9, 27, 93, 105, 131, 137, 141, and 143 are all really good lines. The way you contrast internal and external dialogue as a device to build a character is really cool and you should be proud.Also, of course Laki likes watching Herb do kegals. I wonder if she does them too?
>"What are we gonna do on the bed?"
>>1429431Line 121 stoke should probably be stroke.
What do you guys think the cast smell and taste like? Imo,Herb - a fresh summer cologne ( probably citrus based) and home cooking ( baking, fruit, bbq etc) Laki - anti perspirant and a hint of spicy / peppery woman sweat Valerie - freshly washed clothes and an expensive floral perfume Kiera - sweet girly sweat, grass and paint Jane - expensive perfume that you'd wear on a night out and leather, maybe mint? Hana - a basic deodorant and her clothes have a light mix of metal and horny sweat Polu - a similar deep peppery musk to laki ( but manly instead of girly) and the beach / water
>>1430903Is cologn something people actually wear? I thought it was, like, something magazines did to not seem boring.And taste is going to depend on the body part. What someone's mouth tastes like is going to differ from their elbow. Nipple just tastes like skin if I remember.Although I bet the Loanan diet is low in red meat and high in fruit, if you know what I mean.
>>1431013...Yes people wear cologne Shit's an aphrodisiac in small quantities
>>1431879Women like it when you smell like The Oprah Magazine? What's the difference between a cologne and a perfume? I have a poor sense of smell, so this is all weird to me.Also, we running this weekend?
>>1432020Usually Perfume has a flowery, fragrant scent. Cologne is earthy, edgier sometimes as well. But it really depends on the different kinds and the brand you buy. But yes in small quantities girls love it.
>>1432020Smell is 1 of the most important factors in female attraction, depending on the woman it can the most important aspect. It's a way to sample genetics through pheromones etc etc, although exactly how it works isn't completely understood, we DO understand what smells nice and what combines with different people's personal scent to make different effects. It's why you should always be clean when meeting the lady's, and why all male products you use ( deodorant, anti perspirant, shaving cream) have a distinctly "deeper" and musky fragrance that you can point out is more "manly" than the woman products that do EXACTLY the same thing, but make you "Smell like a girl" Besides, many fragrances tend to be fashionable and can be very expensive, with most people willing to spend alot of money to either smell like the current trend, or to find the perfect selection of fragrances to compliment their own odour for different events ( business, party, holidays) and the seasons. Smell is sort of a subconscious thing, if someone smells bad or overpowering it's a huge " I don't want to talk to you ", while good isn't as explicitly noticeable it makes it easier to like you because your "compatible" and "disease/defect free", but IF it's the right person it can gave a huge impact simply on smell, have you ever been around a girl who just smells SO good that you literally feel your eyes diahlate, senses sharpen and snaps you to attention as though you've just walked home on a rainy cold night, hungry and exhausted, then the moment you open the door you're greeted with the warm inviting smell of home and your favourite meal, that just sends tingles through you.Literally the same sensation of desire, mixed with lust that can be triggered by a person, and you can do that to others,but women tend to be MORE sensitive to it If you're curious about it, /fa/ always has threads dedicated to it with comprehensive links explaining everything. It's abit of effort, but once you've found "your scent" it's done forever and can make a huge difference Although obviously our boy herb doesn't need /fa/ advice from anybody, especially 1 of the most self conscious groups on 4chan Tl;Dr smelling good is huge in attraction, and fragrances are a (expensive but effective ) way to influence how you are received as a result
>>1429431KeiraXHerb is still OTP, but laki can join the harem
>>1432602Keira is scared of ghosts! How could she protect Herb's daughter from the creepy crawlers of the night like Laki does!
>>1432834Go back to trying to bully Mace Bella, that doesn't even make sense.
I hope we get a thread today.
looking forward to spirit melding and the fertility ritual, kiera is cute, I want to give her another chance
>>1433506Yeah, I'd like to do aura training between Kecleon wrangling and finding that gem. And not just for the time with Keira, but also because I feel like Herb should definitely hone this skill of his.
>>1433560Exposition on how it all works specifically would be good, we'll be able to come up with more creative uses than just healing and really really nice massages
>>1434228We must learn the secrets of Harmon.
[Doesn't look like we'll be running today. Sorry]
>>1434379It's okay gobble! Life comes first, just happy for the heads up!
>>1434379Why do you crush our dreams?
>>1432602But they've never been OTP. Damn anons pushing hard for route b.
>>1434236Herb does already look a bit Super Saiyan...
>>1434864Valerie please go, you're not even in the running.
>>1434527>>1434873You Lakifags sure can be pretty unreasonable, huh.
>>1434910Well nobody is OTP and Val currently isn't in the running.
>>1434910All of the shippers sound equally silly.
Perhaps we should just go for the single route and keep stringing all the girls along. You know that this is a fair compromise because it doesn't make anyone happy.
>>1434624Now I want Herb to learn the Kaioken...
>>1434527I think OTPs are subjective.You know, since the r63 bin is coming next, I've been thinking about how it could basically happen in canon if Val and Herb did a body swap like in the last quest, and what I would do if I found I was girl for some limited period of time.I realized that my plan of having a designated friend I would want to fuck me might be one of those things where I'm a bit out of touch with others' perspectives. Do you guys have someone you would go to too?
>>1435433I wouldn't have sex in anyone else's body cause that seems pretty rapey to me. What I'm okay with is if your personal body swapped genders perfectly. The urge to masturbate in your own body while it's been gender-swapped is a given. Who doesn't want to know how the other gender experiences orgasm. See the real problem with me personally being in a female body is that I'm hard straight. I don't find the male form attractive sexually at all, so I wouldn't have sexual intercourse with any male. Another issue that complicates this is whether you believe sexuality lies in the body or the mind. In the scenario of body swap or gender change that premise is that the mind and body are separate. i.e. your mind can exist in some other person's body or your mind remains the same if your body changes on a fundamental level. If mind and body are the same then your mind should be changed if body is changed. In effect your sexuality could change and their is no telling what will be sexually attractive to you. Would you take the new switched body's sexual preferences? Would the new chemicals of your gender changed body effect your brain? Who knows.To answer your original question, I don't have a specific person to sex in these scenarios. I would attempt not to even ogle someone else body in a body switch scenario cause that's a real invasion of privacy. Though the temptation to masturbate would be crazy strong. Likewise I don't believe you have the right to have sex with someone elses body without their permission. In a gender switch scenario you can do whatever you feel comfortable with. That's all up to you.
I can't wait for all of you would be home wreckers to see that Herb wants Laki and only Laki and she was Herb and only Herb
>>1435555Oh yeah, if it was a body swap with a person I'd definitely ask permission and respect their decision. Best case scenario I swap with (and have) a girlfriend and get to find out what having sex with me feels like.
>>1435721Bella get off the computer.
Been thinking more about Z-moves, because even if Herb is a white mage he still needs to learn Holy. And along Final Fantasy lines... what if it functioned as a Limit Break?Either the FF7 style "rage meter" that builds up over the fight (Gobble tracks our Z-points and tells us when the option is available) or FF6 style "desperation attacks" that just kind of happen when in dire straights (we roll a 99 or 100 while badly losing) would work. Or heck, both. Either way, it solves the problem of it just being a nuke we can fire off at will to win any fight we want. The right conditions must be met first.
>>1436912I think rather than z-moves we should just have signature and combo moves. Like Gobble using Fling on Mace, Or Mace using his energy to roll and stay mobile under gravity, or Dice going into drunken master dodging mode. Or Bella's tank tactics with leech seed/ingrain/sunny day+synthesis/black sludge/Mega drain. We just need to give them cool names.
[Sorry. Another day without a thread. Looking like we'll be running Tuesday next.]
>>1437459Its fine, we appreciate you.
>>1437482[I'm really sorry. I was looking forward to it because I think anons have some neato plans.]
>>1437513I think you like to hurt us.
>>1437513Can I at least get a butt for my corrections? I'm butt starved.>>1429528>>1429695>>1430405And line 7 of the girl talk bin still contradicts when she said she got it from her grandfather.
>>1437582[Pizza, I owe you like 4 million butts by now. When I get back I'll shower them down.]
>>1437615Uh, just one for the batch is fine, really. The corrections are what I want, and the (You)s from sempai are quite the icing already. I wouldn't want you to tax your butt supplies just for me.
https://youtu.be/tg3rG-e6haw?t=13Reminder Hana is lewd.
>>1437727have one, free of charge
Hey does somebody want to archive this?
BampuAlso fucking hell, it took me like five minutes to find a SFW image in my Cynthia folder.
>>1441902That's because Cynthia is for lewds
>>1441904You know it.Also turns out there's a three-day autosage.
>>1441909That autosage always gets me, has the thread been archived yet?
404 soon, see you guys in tomorrow's thread!
What's the kecleon plan?Who do we lewd next?What pokemon needsmore attention?What do we want from merchant bird?Will Jane remove that stick from her butt?Will Hana fantasize about having on inserted?
>>1442365Vote next time for planNobody, we gotta git gud moreDice, but really all of themHim to join our teamShe almost has it outNo She is into futa though
>>1442365Some kind of lure.Laki after getting down and dirty with trainingand maybe Kiera if she really really wants to join in.All of them need some attention but Dice probably the most.Whatever that birds got, all his stuff has been great.Maybe someday, but not today.Hana doesn't want a stick up the butt because she's probably fantasized about it before and came to the conclusion that they're too rough.Goodness gracious I want Laki and Herb to sandwich Kiera. Maybe not for a while, but someday.
>>1442365My plan is to have Chatot broadcast sing and have our heroes stay awake with worry seed coffee.Just let those situations arise naturally. Laki or Hana are most likely.Dice hasn't really had a chance to shine in a while, but Bella and Gobble have some moves on their level up lists that should be easy to grab quickly.TMs, personally. Wouldn't hurt to get a dawn stone for later either, but that's a while off.She's almost there. I'm waiting with baited breath for when she admits we're not manipulative.Hana's into a lot.
>>1442394Specifically for training, Gobble can probably pick up defense curl and screech easily, and was working on flamethrower earlier, and if throwing Mace earlier was any indication, is close to getting Fling down pat.Bella can probably get magical leaf, grass whistle, and giga drain without too much trouble, and is part ways towards poison jab already.Mace could try for smack down and Dice could try for Flail.