It's your very first day of wizarding school. You just so happen to be a young wizard lacking any appreciable talent, status, and vertical reach. Not much of a wizard at all, really. Getting accepted was actually something of a fluke, as you completely forgot send in your application essay.Not that it would have mattered; you didn't even write your name on the thing.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>139669Kelly McPointyhatson
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>139669Burles Connaire
>>139669Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu.Or Taumata for short.
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>139680Whoops, forgot the roll.
>>139669Eldub Liar EweOr Eldub L. EweOr. LWOr lizard wizard.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>139698Herp derp dice
>>139680>>139679>>139677In truth, you didn't forget to write your name on your application. The embarrassment was overwhelming.You are Kelles Maktaumata, the full spelling would probably have cut into the space provided for the essay. The kids at school who obviously bullied you used to call you Kelly McPointyhatson. Why you chose to wear the pointy hat prior hat is anyone's best guess- you had no wizarding aspirations until recently.Nonetheless, nobody will be making fun of your pointy hat any longer. Just as soon as you finish packing. What do prized possession do you take with you? rolls are unnecessary, but welcome at your own discretion, for future reference
>>139703Your ring that can shoot out butter in case you have popcorn on you
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>139703A spear. As your family is from the Pacific, they thought it would give you strength. Well... It did intimidate the bullies, I guess.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>139698Herp derp dice
>>139703A spell book titled "Wizarding for Dummies". There's a mascot character printed on the cover.
>>139703The legendary Dice of Herp Derp they will make thing happen more epically, this will be either epic wins, or epic fails, sadly, they are cursed, and you cannot part with them.
>>139714Your poor parents couldn't afford the Dummies guide. That's primo stuff. You got a used (and badly bruised) copy of Lil' Underachiever's BIG GUIDE 2 MAGIC. You figure it's probably the inferior knockoff version, but the fun mascot and ample illustrations contained inside were at least fun to look at.
>>139727Throw hat down in disgrace.
>>139715The book came with a special prize: a pair of useless dice. The book makes some pretty wild claims about their ability to harness the power of luck to enhance the success of an otherwise poor incantation. You still lovingly toss them every opportunity you get for good measure.
>>139741Read the spell that says with big red letters DO NOT READ
>>139741Read the spell that says in fine silver print May cause severe indigestion.
>>139741Read the book later. We've got school to attend to.
Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d6)>>139741Rolling for good luck.
>>139762>>139760You roll a five before heading off to school. You don't know what this mysterious number portends. Perhaps you'll pass your first exam with a score of five out of a possible five, or maybe you will have five friends. Who knows?With the dice cast and your fate clearly totally decided by the number five, you scoop them up and head off to school.
>>139794oh woops, I only read the first number! I WILL CORRECT THIS I SWEAR
>>139794Learn all the pyromancies day one. Failing that focus on the basics
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>139794Start channeling as much magic power as you can
You hurry on as fast as your tiny legs can carry you, which turns out is not very fast. Thankfully, you arrive just in time to catch the headmaster's welcoming for the entering class. Peering into the crowd, your gut twists.
>>139884It's a 3 headed puppy!Your biggest fear!
>>139892Seconding this: >>139892
>>139901>>139892>>139898You stealthily squeeze in between two of your fellow first-years and try and pretend like you don't exist and listen to the headmaster.You try, anyways.
>>139921Any juicy details?
>>139921Eavesdrop for any interesting gossips.
>>139921Examine surroundings for anything relating to the number 5.
>>139985>>139957Between the murmurs of the crowd, you hear a hushed voice hiss at you."You're five minutes late. And on top of everything... UGH you know, you are a complete and utter embarrassment right now. I mean- really"
>>140017Stutter out a "s-sorry!" Then look a who was speaking to you, and pray it wasn't anyone too important
>>140022This.Also, see if you can straighten yourself up a bit. You seem a bit disheveled.
>>140022"Sorry?! Have you even looked at yourself? I swear to god you're always trying to make me look bad!"Prayer failed. Perhaps you should have rolled your dice.
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>140048"I think you should take a look on how bad YOU look, I'm obviously the pinnacle of humanity, yet you are a scrap of a human being, you don't get to judge me, undesirable inferior"
>>140048Squeeze yourself through the crowd to get a better look at the headmaster.
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>140048Look for someone friendly
>>140051You carefully consider taking this opportunity to come back with the mother of all sick disses before realizing that you're already on thin ice with your brother as it is.You quickly put the thought out of your mind.
Rolled 6, 4 = 10 (2d6)>>140087Ask him what you missed. Oh and tug on his robe until he notices you.
Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d6)>>140087>>140083
>>140087Just pay attention to what the big man is saying, jesus christ.
>>140108Seconding. The headmaster is probably telling us some important shit right now.Good thing speeches always go for like an hour, right?
Rolled 2, 1 = 3 (2d6)>>140087attempt to flirt
>>140108Thirded. Fuck the other options
>>140108>>140119>>140065Oh jeez. He seems to be looking right at us. He calls your brother out by name
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>140087Shut up and learn, if anyone tries to stop you, flail like a worm in excruciating pain.
>>140129Yessir I uhm I'm he ah um I'm over here uhm mister professor um... here sir
>>140129Wait who's name? The brother or the headmaster?
>>140133he calls YOUR BROTHER out by name
>>140140That's why it's embarrassing for him when we answer
>>140129The brother's name is Simon the Sarcastic Sorcerer.
Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d6)>>140129Try your best to go unnoticed as he talks to your brother.Alternatively,>Be the brother.
>>140142We're making ourselves look like retards though...
>>140143"Simon, simon... there is no need to quarrel with your sister. We all make mistakes now and again. I am no exception.
>>140129Hold up, are we the stupid little brother who doesn't even understand that you have to be a certain age before you join the academy?
>>140157"You tell him Mr. Principal, Simon was being a huge meanie!"
>>140157Sister?!? Wha? How? Ok. So, he's just being a dickhead.
>>140158>It's your very first day of wizarding school.>got acceptedthey probably are that age, yeah.>Shoot a sneaky look at Simon, as if to say "fuck you".
>>140157Wait, are we actually a grill?
>>140166That whole "got accepted" thing might be our little imagination run rampant.
>>140157Look up to the headmaster with big, thankful eyes. You need to show gratitude somehow
>>140173>>140163>>140158Cop some reading comprehension, boys
>>140180Link us the post where he says we aren't a boy so we can comprehend it
>>140186>>140180To be fair the only real hint to this is the character's nickname being "kelly" which is a girl's name
>>140157You perk up and continue to listen
>>140157Simon quickly interjects."That's not my sister! That's-"The headmaster interrupts"No? I'm terribly sorry, so then he's your brother?"Simon tries to get in a word edgewise, but all he manages is a pathetic "step-""You see, it's just as I said. We all make mistakes. You're right, Simon, I really am losing my step!"The headmaster lets out a hearty chuckle. "We can address formalities at a later time, Kelles. Terribly sorry about the mixup."
>>140221Snicker at your brother's incompetence, and wait for the headmaster to continue.
>>140228This but even more obnoxious.
>>140221Give the headmaster a thumbs up for having our back.
>>140221Silently berate yourself for your lack of boobs. If only you'd grown bigger - then he'd know you're a woman
>>140191It's actually gender neutral. I have an uncle named kelly.
>>140221Tell the head master that while you appreciate him standing up to you you would really like to get on with learning please.
>>140237>>140228You give a thumbs up of approval to the headmaster. Simon tries desperately to not lose his shit.
>>140298stick your tongue out at simon while the speech continues, to make him lose his shit
>>140298Give your brother a reassuring pat on the back and condescendingly tell him that someday he'll be cool enough to instantly earn the headmaster's favor like us.Someday.
>>140298Trigger your own brother into maddness, this is the best plan, alternatively. Get to learnings.
Rolled 5, 5 = 10 (2d6)>>140298Steal his glasses because of our dunk of the week, just like we stole his hat last week.
>>140322>>140259The headmaster continues. It is becoming apparent that you missed most of his introductory speech. You try and re-focus and catch the tail end of it."And so, I humbly welcome you to my school. For those of you who may have missed orientation: while I am the headmaster of this academy, I would like you to call me-"
>>140364Nignogtrynagetahandbeezy M.D. Esq.
>>140378>>140368Combine, into professor Nignogtrynagetahandbeezy Grizwald III M.D. esq.
>>140384I think this name is kinda boring, unseconded
>>140395Ew plz no. Why must every name be so queer? Professor (Headmaster even) Grizzwald is just goofy enough to be fun, but not over the top ridiculous
>>140406I was joking, it was bad wasn't it. Sticking with prof. Grizwald. Although I feel it needs pointed out that a certain other wizard headmaster had 3 middle names and it was never joked aboit.
>>140368>>140384"Archgrizzard Wizzwald!... Wait, no. Archwald Gizzard."He pauses for a moment to collect his thoughts, and then speaks his name, somewhat embarrassed."Um. Archwizard Grizzwald. Yes yes, that's it. Just call me Waldo, it's a lot easier."
>>140424Harry Potter wasn't really that great anyways
>>140433You're not wrong.
>>140427No headmaster like a bumbling headmaster. Potions never flow the same.Whether you an enchanter or a curse caster.Any other and won't even maim.
>>140433Wait, Harry Potter has 3 middle names?Dude I was talking about something completely different whose name escapes me at the moment.
Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)>>140427Watch in awe as he mercy-kills a student to make an example out of him as he explains rules and school conduct. (rolling to not be that student)
Gonna hit the sack, friends. This is my first quest, and I started it kind of late and lost some sleep and made some goofy mistakes here and there. Thanks for all the suggestions, see you soon.
>>140442Nah, but Dumbledore does iirc.Anyways, back to the quest at hand. Once OP returns.>>140461Good job so far OP. Art style is very cute, tone too
>>140461Thanks for ignoring all the "lolsorandom xD" suggestions, OP. I've had enough of that shit from all the other drawfagged quests.
As Grizzwald’s speech concludes, he bids the first-years to make their way to the introductory spellcasting safety and hygiene lecture down the main hall. Not wanting to be left behind, you immediately give chase, excited to finally cut your teeth on good hygienic practices and safety tips.
Your hasty pursuit of knowledge is abruptly halted."Where do you think you're going, little one? Remedial spellcasting is on the west hall."
>>142865I am following my classmates to our next class, sir. Hygiene and Safety?
Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d6)>>142865show him your spell sat scores
Rolled 5, 2 = 7 (2d6)>>142865Apologize for your mistake and go to the west hall.
>>142958You hastily scribble some nonsense on a page torn from your book. This was a good plan. He's totally buying it.
Rolled 5, 3 = 8 (2d6)>>143013Rolling to not get impregnated despite being a [GENDER].
Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)>>143013Roll your die friends on your hands before you go to class for good luck.
>>143013Now that he's impressed with your aptitude, ask him what other classes are running this period
>>143018You stop, sit, and prepare to roll to determine your disappointment. Archwizard Grizzwald approaches and puts a hand on your shoulder as you cast the dice. Five. Not even above average. Seems fitting.”A little below average isn’t so bad, don’t look so down.”It’s not much comfort, but you listen as he continues.”I review all applications personally. They're enchanted, you see- quite ingenious, really, it allows me to-”He interrupts himself.Ah, never mind all that. Now is not the time for boastful digressions. I just wanted you to know that you've every right to be here as your peers. Don't let anyone convince you otherwise.
>>143244>be convinced otherwise
Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)>>143244Take off dress
>>143244Get a creepy feeling from him for suddenly touching you and power walk away from him until you get to class.
>>143259>power walkWhatever happens, make sure you power walk to do it.
>>143280>>143259You do the power walk to class while trying to stave off some invasive thoughts. Unwarranted kindness is not something you're sure you'll ever become accustomed to. You try and take the nice man's words to heart, regardless.
>>143424Stand up in middle of class say Wizard Hitler did nothing wrong, then moonwalk out
>>143433>moonwalkWhatever you do, moonwalk to do it.
>>143424Enter the classroom and bow at your teacher and classmates like an Asian foreigner.
>>143436>>143438>moonwalking>bowingAre we gonna present our ass to our class now?
>>143443>moonbowFine by me.
>>143449>>143438>>143436You're a absolute mess.
You can still come back from this.
>>143571Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>143571>>143574We can't just walk away we have class to attend to.Endure the humiliation and take your seat.
>>143581Yes we can and yes we will
>>143571Brush it off as a spell gone wrong. They're sure to teach you something about magical hygiene if they think magic is involved.
>>143589I guess we'll just have to wait for OP to choose then.
>>143571>>143605Say that you were trying to cast the moonwalk spell, but can't get the steps right.
>>143614Stahp, oh my god. Give me my sides back.
Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d6)Rolling for the sucess of the spell
>>143633NO THEY'RE MINE NOW! Thanks anon
You lock eyes with your professor. He waves and smiles. You've only just met, and he has already seen you at your lowest.You immediately try to save face.
>>143614>>143605It sounded a lot more convincing the way you had it figured out in your head.
>>143687Tell him that he looks just like the mascot character on your spell book.
>>143696You waste no time in pointing out the uncanny similarity to the mascot on your textbook."Oh, yeah. I get that a lot. Hi, how are ya, the name's..."
>>143732Anything that starts with F.
>>143743>>143744Fickles Globestein then.
Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)>>143732>>143743Familiar Faceperson
>>143732Bartholomew Hicklebark.But his friends call him Hickey.
>>143751this with a little bit of creative licence from OP to make it sound less randum
>>143977"...Faemulus Esperson, and I'll be your professor for this course."
>>144080Introduce yourself to the class. Bow to the class to show respect.
>>144080Complement Mr. Esperson on the pointiness of his hat, which signifies great skill and wisdom.
>>144080Don't trust him! I know where he got that hat!
>>144080OP is kill?
>>150379No, just making preparations for the next thread. significant other just flew in to spend the summer with me. Promise I'll get back to it as soon as we settle in.