This here is a quest for all Star vs The forces of Evil faggots>You are Anon>A freshman at Echo Creek High>You used to be a loser with one friend>Marco Diaz>A fellow safe kid>One day, a magical girl named "Star Butterfly" from some other dimension arrived>She stole your friend>Stole all your time with him>Then punched you in the eye for making a mean joke you heard on 3spenpai>That same day you found THE BOOK >Inside was your next, and first friend and she loves you very much. >Now you've almost died>Made other friends like Justin Armberg, the school Jock>Alfonzo, the sperg nerd-lord>Even got on the good side of the school's harshest teacher>Again, you almost died to monster from a hole but eh>Who's counting?>Now you've wandered to the detention classroom>It's after school on a Friday>You're face to plastic fanged face with Janna>A known troublemaker>Your arm is horrendous now>You have a whole weekend ahead of you>Your whole life of darkness only knows what What do?
>>1386807"Hey, Janna, you're into occult stuff, right?"
>>1386807"Hi Janna. What'cha in for this time?"We should try to win her to our side. I'm not sure what the best way of doing that is.
>>1386816We can't just show her our nasty monster arm and think she'll be cool with it....can we?
>>1386807>What do?Release all earthly tethers, embrace the void, become wind.
>>1386807'Psst, Janna. Wanna see somethin' fucked up?">>1386818This is Janna. If we don't make a big deal she probably won't make a big deal. She's rather chill like that.
>>1386807>He made another new thread.THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>1386807For starters, we probably need to go to the library to checkout a human anatomy book... So we can redo our arm to be more human and less froggy. We need to buy a bunch of prey animals (feeding mice, etc... ) for our re-cast. Janna would know where to go for that. After recasting our arm, much more is open. We could lift with the jocks (Cha+/Str+/Dex+??)Practice magic (Lv+, Int+, Will+??)Or see about getting a job or some other work to get equipment for future adventuring.We're early/mid highschool. If there's a sports equipment score, we could get armor/weapons discounts and Cha+/Will+ (customer service) from there. Hell it could get us in better with the jocks.
>>1386823I'd be worried that she might tell Star and Marco about it, even if she was telling them how sicknasty it is.
>>1386807STATUS POSTYou are currently a level 2 ???+4 Will+2 Perception+Cha-1 Str (With normal body parts)You know TWO spellsANIMATE DEADUsing your will you can reanimate tiny dead creatures to do your bidding. This spell increases in power the closer to death you are.Risen undead will obey you and have basic motor functionsBLOOD FOR BLOODYou can receive or take life force from a willing individual be they living or dead. Risen undead die after giving away what little life force they have.>Press F to pay respects for baby skeltalYou currently have THE BOOK You lucky boy. AN ANATOMY BOOK>BloodstainedTWO PENCILSONE PHONE>Piece of shit brick with a touchscreen
>>1386829>>1386823Yeah, we should keep our shiz on the downlow.
>>1386807Oy man. The thread was in autosage, but it will still be here for days.Best avoid making a new thread until the one is on page 9 or 10 next time.
>>1386832>>Press F to pay respects for baby skeltalF.
>>1386807>"oh yeah hey Janna hows it going."
>>1386837>>1386832F indeed. I mourn for their loss.
[spoilers]Mami, aye una 'Mariposa' en mi cabesa[/spoilers]What's our monster arm's strength stat?
>>1386807>>1386824>>1386835We've got 3 threads of the same quest on the catalog, this is some high energy posting we've got going on here.
>>1386829Well, I'm gonna try to push for my plan from the last thread of blaming it on Star, but say we find it really cool and am not mad at all about it. The validity of it may be questionable, but the important people who'll question it (Star) will no doubt forget/ignore it when she finds out we're cool with her. And even then, we can only hide the arm for so long. So I say not to play sitcom and just get it over with.
>>1386807Ask ana why she is in detention for this time.Show her our arm if she promises to keep it secret for now.
>>1386851Which is why we should tell Janna first, to make it seem 'more real'
>>1386851Now, I disagree. I think it would be a better idea to keep it hidden as long as possible. Star may be a scatter brain, but it's not like she's just going to let somebody walking around with black magic and intent to become supreme being of the world walk around with a sentient evil book. Would she???
>>1386832Don't Fuck up.
>>1386857We're NOT telling her about the black magic, just using a plausible excuse for having monster arm.
>>1386857Who ever said we had black magic with the intent on being God? I was just saying that we should tell everyone that Star gave us a really cool arm as a cover up, and reason for us to not be on bad terms. I don't see where the accusations of black magics comes from.
>>1386857>>1386851I stil think its a bad idea. Publicly denouncing the most popular, nicest girl in scool with false accusations and no fake proof to back us up is a very, very bad idea
>>1386860But Star won't think she gave us monster arm, and she's the one we gotta hide from. That girl could tear us in two right now.
>>1386868I agree. I say we just stick to a casual greeting.
>>1386868But we're not denouncing her, we're just going:"Oh, it was an accident, but I kinda like it"
>>1386868How are we denouncing her? We're saying that she gave us a really fucking neato arm and we now like her for it! And we do have proof! We have an arm!>>1386869That's why we say she did it by accident when she wasn't looking. This is early in the story, she barely knows how to control her powers in the first place. She turned her teacher into a troll and then teleported them into her home by accident. I think just giving us a monster arm that was on the slow burn for appearing is believable.
>>1386816>>1386817>>1386823>>1386840>>1386854>>1386856Talk to her has overwhelming votes>"Hey. Janna right?">"S'right. You're Anon, huh? Guy the new girl punched out?">Punched out!?>She didn't knock you out!> Rumors spread like a disease. The wrong kind of rumors at that. [/spoilers]>You don't show how upset you are at that comment.>Some new instinct grips you>A glibness>You grin>Hold up your clearly bloodstained mess of a toilet paper mummy limb>"She doesn't nearly as hard as her wand does...">Janna looks like a slut in a horse-dildo factory>Startled yet suicidally intrigued>"Whoahh did Star do that!?">Roll Bluff d20 + 1
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1386878It was a glancing blow at best. Let's not get anymore rumors started on that right now?
>>1386878Dang. Finally >>1386859 hecked it up.
Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1386878Here we go again.
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1386878Vamos muchacho
Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1386878>1d20 + 1
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1386878baby needs a new excuse
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1386878muy bien,Alle voy!
>>1386878WHAT NO DONT TELL HER THATFUCK
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1386878
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1386878>Look at arm"...Huh. I unno.
Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1386878Let's see if we can save this with a "but it's cool, huh?"
>>1386878I'm against bluffing and simply don't mention it, but we're already rolling so.
Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1386878>Talking to a girltime for spaghe->About our monster armTime for autistic screeching
>>1386878Even if we pull off this bluff, this information is gonna spread. Let alone the fact we're blaming star for it. If we were near a Star combat zone, we may have a plausible excuse. hoo boy
>>1386881>>1386883>>1386884>>1386885>>1386886>>1386887>>1386895>>1386896>>1386897>>1386902Anon seems surprisingly good at keeping his autism in check for this one time.
Pass(?)>>1386881>>1386883>>1386884>>1386885>>1386886>>1386887>>1386897>>1386902Fail>>1386895>>1386896So far we're doing pretty good.
>>1386906Anon's been really good at Cha rolls for a while now.It's because he's evil now, and evil is cool.
>>1386878>>1386889You know what. No. This is a straight up bad idea
Im not very sure this was a good decision...
>>1386916I agree, but the beans are already out of the can. Gotta hit the ground running now.
>>1386911Nobody said we're evil. We cared even for the bone monsters. >>1386918>>1386916I agree... but I guess we ended up doing this because there weren't any other ideas. We literally were "we should tell her" and "we shouldn't tell her".}But us "shouldn't tell"ers didn't have an alternative agreed on, so...Gotta hit the ground running. I'll just chalk this up to autism, post-death situation adrenline high, and the smugness of having just done something awesome
>>1386883>>1386884>>1386885>>1386897>>1386902Success!>>1386896>>1386895>>1386887>>1386886Failure>You show her your hand>Looks mostly normal except for the residual blood and uh...> Those are 'spurs' , my dear. >Ah! Yeah, bone spurs>Jackie has her mouth wide open>You'd swear she might be a champion fly-catcher>"DOOOOD! Guys! C'mere! Anon's flesh is gnarly and weeird!">"Don't body shame, Janna.">"Shutup, Ingrid! It's weird in a funky 'Evil Dead' kinna way!">You see several other trouble maker kids crowd into the window>Some fat purple haired girl with a german accent>A kid you thought was in special ed but apparently is just kind of a dick and huge body>The Bleelchair kid!> The what? You've become a criminal sensation/freakshow.What do?
>>1386924"Looks RAD, amiright?"
>>1386922This. >>1386878 Quest, please take the CYOA a bit slower so we can choose more carefully.
>>1386924We got to ride it out now. >"Cool, right?"
>>1386924What this anon said >>1386926
>>1386924We best play this up and make it our shared secret. Ideally by making it a super secret, it will stay within the troublemaker group only. Star doesn't join up with them until S2, which puts that almost 7-9 months in the future. Long enough a time for us to get our shit together.
>>1386924"Ay yo check it:">flail arm inhumanely
>>1386924..... YES! All according to plan! Time to be a hype man for the coolness of our own arm!
>>1386929Actually, now that I think about it, we should probably do a little showing off with the arm. Let's lift the heaviest thing we can with our arm.
>>1386924OK then,lets play to be the cool guy.
>>1386924DO NOT ANTAGONIZE STARIf anything, we can say it was a freak accident like with the teacher.
>>1386940THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING WE SHOULD DO!
>>1386926>ThisKids still say 'Rad' right?
>>1386940...that's what the plan was anon.Say it was a freak accident, and that we kinda like it now. Use this to become Star's friend.So we can stab her in the back later
>>1386940DID SOMEBODY SAY ANTAGONISE STAR?
Agree with this >>1386940and also lets do this>>1386933>>1386937
>>1386940Yes, don't antagonize Star. We still need to make Mewgger babies for Mommy.
>>1386947YES! This Anon gets it!
>>1386924>>1386926>>1386928>>1386929>>1386930>>1386932>>1386933>>1386934>>1386937>>1386938>>1386940>"Super sick, right?">Janna looks like she's crowing over how cool YOUR arm is.> How arrogant. >You have to steal the show back...>How?>You eye your alien limb only a moment, flexing the jagged joints>Suddenly it lurches>SQURLSH!>Your fingers bend totally backward>The elbow basically dissolves at your arm does a freaked out worm motion against the door>Your now totally free fingers coil like snakes around the handle>Unseen muscles and their accompanying new tendons crank up to a fever pitch, preparing something huge>Tear the damn door off?Yes?No? Maybe ask for something before handing out freedom, my child. Remember. These 'are' fugitives.
>>1386943>>1386949>>1386947Yeah but Im only saying that because we blurted that out.I wanted to keep Star disconected from this.
>>1386961No.We already have to repair the bathroom wall, no need to fix more shit.
>>1386961>Guess that's a no then. :(
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1386961DO IT, TEAR THE DOOR OFFand this is a roll for strength without a modifier, because I don't know what the modifier for that arm isanyways, they'll owe us for later on. If nothing else, we'll have gained a whole room of kids who think we're cool now.
>>1386961RIP THAT DOOR OFF NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!
>>1386961"20 bucks says I can rip the door off"Also,>wanting us to be ambitious enough to become a god>chastising us for being arrogantMami, pls
>>1386961We made our point with showing it off. If we cause as scene we're not only drawing attention to ourselves, but also proving how much this thing has power over us.Let's relent.
>>1386961>No?Unless they swear loyalty to us as a part of the troublemakers crew, we won't let them off willy-nilly.
>>1386972>>1386970If we tear it off, we need an excuse later as to how it occured.Maybe do it if there's no cameras or anything. I'd say no, but see if we can transmute our fingertips to lockpick.
>>1386961>Tear the damn door off?No..?
>>1386961Dont do it.
>>1386977You can just demand loyalty instantly anon, it's not pragmatic.You gotta build up to it
>>1386987What part of us ripping a door down with our demon hand is going to incite loyalty? Please explain this to me, because the only thing I see this doing is drawing more unnecessary attention to ourselves and probably freaking everyone else out.
>>1386987>You can just demand loyalty instantly anon>canCan't?>>1386987Of course, that's why we're not going to do it until we're sure they're actually loyal.
Guys, if we tear off the door, we get in trouble, and if we get in trouble, we get tye troublemakers as allies.You gotta think long term, you gotta take risks.
>>1386961..... I'm extremely tempted to say "FUCK IT! RIP THAT BITCH OFF THE HINGES!" but at the same time, I feel that this might be a wrong choice..... but it also might be really cool. But I'm definitely leaning more towards the rip out door.
If we could get away with it,i would say yes
>>1386961No. Do not want. Door dindu nuffin wrong.
>>1386995Yeah, I meant can't.Mt point still stands though, loyalty doesn't come out of nowhere, loyalty is like a tree, you gotta plant the seeds and let it grow.
>>1386961Just yank the door knob off play it off as oops I guess I don't know my own strength
>>1387005We're already from a broken home. There's no way we don't know how to pick a lock. And being able to feel out the insides of the lock would help with picking.
>>1386961>>1387006>Mt point still stands though, loyalty doesn't come out of nowhere, loyalty is like a tree, you gotta plant the seeds and let it grow.Yes, which is why we're not going to plant it by ripping a door off its hinges as our first act of magnanimity.We'll talk to them first, actually get to know them before jumping to conclusions of what they like, and have them swear to secrecy on this totally gnarly thing they just saw. Make them feel like they're in with us, y'know what I mean?
If we rip that door off we are going to completely lose our credibility as SAFE KIDs which we are already straining by saying Star gave us that arm.
>>1386993These guys are troublemakers, right?So by making trouble, we speak their language.We show that we can relate to them.
>>1387017Why can't we just see if our arm is capable of picking locks as it is?
>>1387016>still caring about our safe kid credBut anon, that was what's holding us back.How will we become a God if we still think and act like a safe kid?
>>1387023That would require us to descalate the situation a bit, though.And it wouldn't look cool.
>>1386961Fucking don't do it.
>>1386961Momma?What's the point in Necromancy if they have a free will????
>>1387030How is our arm slithering into tiny sinews and picking a lock NOT cool? We can just go in and pick up a desk one handed afterwards.
>>1386966>>1386967>>1386976>>1386980>>1386983>>1387005>>13870167 Nos>>1386970>>1386972>>1386974>>1386998>>1387000>>13870035 Yeseses>>1386974 She's the arrogant one, dear. Not you. You have talent. So with you, it's called "Pride." >You flex like you're gonna break the chains of oppression!>The trouble kids light up like Christmas in Nazi Germany when they burned the Jews>That's when you deflate>Watching turn into the Jews at that same Holiday>"You gotta promise not to tell anybody about this.">"Why would we snitch on the guy that springs us?">"You swear?">They make clownish salutes to you, crossing their twisted little hearts> Little liars. >Good>You need some of those>Your fingers crawl into the open keyhole>You squirt pink and black slime from your joints>Janna looks remarkably excited about said mystery juice>Roll DEX for the lockpickAdd +2 for monster arm
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1387060here goes
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1387060MAMÁ,DONDE ESTAN LOS VEINTE?!
Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1387060It's probably a good thing we didn't go for "RIP IT OFF!!" Because then we might've had to use strength, which is our worst stat. Anyway, let's fuck this up greatly!
>>1387066>>1387068>>1387069It's time to stop
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1387060If my roll is good, everyone needs to stop rolling.
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1387060Alright guys, let's do this.
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1387071>>1387072but why
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1387060rollan
>>1387071oh the irony
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1387060
Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1387060>DEX>>1387060>>Roll DEX for the lockpick>Add +2 for monster arm
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1387060Awww, mami, you're making us blush
>>1387060Here I go rolling again
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)It doesn't like capitalization
>>1387060looks like this guys will stay there
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1387087Already rolled, but gonna try the name
See????The dice Gods WANTED us to rip the door off.
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1387060AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1387071Y'see, OP, this is why we need a better system that decides whose rolls are accepted.Like, a first roll for Post Priority, and the other one for the actual rolls.And OP can just have the ability to do their own attempt at ruining our good rolls by making a roll on every two rolls in attempt to have a crappy roll have higher priority.This way, it's more like a game and can be prone to being fun,
>>1387087>NotWrenloft>Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1387096>Wrenloft>Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>Already rolled, but gonna try the nameI guess Lady Luck doesn't like names?>>1387105Oh hey, looks like screaming works when you roll.
Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1387111>>1387105¿QUÉ CARAJO ACABAS DE MIERDA DICES DE MÍ, PEQUEÑA PERRA? VOY A TENER QUE SABES QUE ME GRADUÉ PARTE SUPERIOR DE MI CLASE EN LOS NAVY SEALS, Y HE ESTADO INVOLUCRADO EN NUMEROSAS INCURSIONES SECRETAS SOBRE AL-QAEDA, Y TENGO MÁS DE 300 MUERTES CONFIRMADAS. ESTOY CAPACITADO EN LA GUERRA GORILA Y YO SOY EL FRANCOTIRADOR SUPERIOR EN TODAS LAS FUERZAS ARMADAS DE ESTADOS UNIDOS. NO ERES NADA PARA MÍ, PERO SÓLO OTRO OBJETIVO. YO LIMPIARÉ USTED A LA MIERDA CON LA PRECISIÓN DE LA TALLA DE LA QUE NUNCA SE HA VISTO ANTES EN ESTA TIERRA, RECUERDA MIS PALABRAS MALDITAS. ¿CREES QUE PUEDES SALIR A DECIR QUE UNA MIERDA PARA MÍ A TRAVÉS DE INTERNET? PIENSE OTRA VEZ, HIJO DE PUTA. EN ESTOS MOMENTOS ME PONGO EN CONTACTO CON MI RED SECRETA DE ESPÍAS EN LOS EE.UU. Y SU IP ESTÁ SIENDO RASTREADO EN ESTE MOMENTO PARA PREPARARSE MEJOR PARA LA TORMENTA, GUSANO. LA TORMENTA QUE ARRASA CON LO POCO PATÉTICO QUE LLAMAS TU VIDA. ESTÁS MUERTO, HIJO. PUEDO ESTAR EN CUALQUIER PARTE, EN CUALQUIER MOMENTO, Y TE PUEDO MATAR EN MÁS DE SIETE MIL MANERAS, Y ESO ES JUSTO CON MIS PROPIAS MANOS. NO SÓLO SOY AMPLIAMENTE ENTRENADO EN COMBATE SIN ARMAS, PERO NO TENGO ACCESO A TODO EL ARSENAL DE LA MARINA DE LOS ESTADOS UNIDOS Y LO VOY A UTILIZAR EN TODA SU EXTENSIÓN PARA LIMPIAR EL CULO MISERABLES DE LA FAZ DEL CONTINENTE, PEDAZO DE MIERDA. SI SÓLO TE PODÍAS SABER QUÉ CASTIGO IMPÍO SU PEQUEÑO COMENTARIO "INTELIGENTE" ESTABA A PUNTO DE HACER CAER SOBRE TI, TAL VEZ LE HAYA POSEÍDO SU MALDITA LENGUA. PERO NO PODÍA, NO LO HICISTE, Y AHORA ESTÁ PAGANDO EL PRECIO, MALDITO IDIOTA. CAGARÉ FURIA SOBRE TI Y TE AHOGARÉ EN ELLA. ESTÁS MUERTO, CHICO.
>>1387116*Angry Spanish Intensifies*
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1387060Time for sneaking
>>1387126>Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>Time for sneakingWew lad. Looks like that option's off the table now.
>>1387126Welcome to the Critical Fail Club, friend. :)
>>1387116>wants a good roll>cusses out the spanish dice godsI don't know what you were expecting.
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1387060Maybe one more time...
>>1387066>>1387068>>1387075>>1387080>>1387105Success!>>1387126>>1387116>>1387096>>1387087>>1387082>>1387079>>1387074>>1387072>>1387071>>1387069But many...many failuresWARNINGLAST POST THE DAY I'll do a much longer session tomorrow with breaks but like I said today is short.>You feel something isn't right>Your hand has stopped moving>You try to pull out to avoid fathering a doggy door>You can't>You pull>You can't escape> Oh my. >You are Anon>Attempted cool kid> Future God >Failed Lockpick>Your hand is trapped in the detention doorNEXT SESSION TOMORROW AT 2:30PM CENTRAL U.S. TIMEMight examine the roll system but only for fairness/funTake it easy, Anons
>>1387133>>1387134We have 2 crit fails now. Each crit counts for 3 of its threshold.Most of our rolls have been even successes and failures.We effectively have to keep rolling now if we don't want to utterly fail.->>1387146Too late.>>1387146>>Your hand is trapped in the detention doorWelp.
>>1387146Hand's trapped, time to smash the door.
>>1387146Fucking Christ.Well, we can always rip the door to pieces.
>>1387146Time to smash lemma me smash
Look like we're gonna end up smashing the door anyway.
>>1387159>>1387155>>1387153>>1387150Well if needed an excuse to break a door, here it is.
>>1387146>>1387110I still stand by what I said.
Oh the irony>force bully to fuck off>MLG our way through dodgeball>Lie our way past a teacher>Kill a monstrous enemy beyond our understanding, in a near death state>Defeat our autism>but get beaten by a common door lock
>>1387189>>but get beaten by a common door lockYou don't understand, this door lock is made of the same material used to block off Khornettes from destroying windows!
>>1387189Doors man, they can fuck you up if they get the drop on you. Pinched fingers and stubbed toes show this.
Well in other news.I say after all this, we go for a more Traitors Before Enemies approach, and fuck Marco over by swooning Star first. Yes, especially while we have Mommy and our awesome powers.Besides. Mewgger grandbabies for Mommy.
>>1387207Marco's still pining for Jackie though.He doesn't he has a crush on Star until Blood Moon, and tentacle arm hasn't appeared yet.
>>1387216>doesn't realize he has a crush on starI keep forgetting words.
>>1387207How about no, because in this case opposites most certainly do not attract.
>>1387207Y'all need to get your waifuism out of the way for now. We can't steal Star's first kiss, she's already been with a literal demon before. Marco would be happy for Star, provided we aren't abusing her or anythingThe worst part, though, of gunning for Star would be that the closeness of a relationship would make it WAY too easy for her to notice we have magic... and not the kind her kingdom is okay with.So maybe in the far far run, when more shenanigans are going on. Possibly assisting against Ludo or even worse foes if we end up siding with her for whatever reason...But for now, we're mad at both of them. Star for hitting us over words and stealing our friend. Marco for not standing up for us at all. For basically just lightly scolding Star for hitting us and not giving a shit about us as a friend.
>Anon and Marco are fighting in a lava dimension, with swords>Marco goes inside a house, and locks the door>Marco: It's over Anon, I'm in shelter>Anon: You underestimate my power, Marco>Anon gets his monster arm stuck in the lock again
Friendly reminder that Star and Marco were looking up to look at Eclipsa's Chapter in her book and that she thought she was a pretty cool "bad girl" for running away with a monster lover.
>>1387237I get where you're coming from, but these waifunons are too consumed by their waifuism. If we keep fighting over this the conflict will create a divide in the anons.So we need compromise, which is why I suggested the Jojo reference.And it totally had nothing to do with the fact I'm a dumbass jojo fan, haha.
>>1387247Goddammit, Alt-Star, mewggers aren't allowed on 3SenpaiPlus, we don't even know if Mami even IS Eclipsa.
>>1387146What did I specifically tell you fuckers not to do?
>>1387273Hey, some of us tried not to fuck up, okay?
>>1387268yeh nah, I think she conveyed that she's Eclipsa.
>>1387268>we don't even know if Mami even IS Eclipsa.One. Who else could it be. Even if it wasn't specifically her, it couldn't come up from another source, unless Quest is straight up fucking with us.Two.Stop calling that thing, whatever it is, 'Mami', wey.
>>1387282Explain the dimension inside THE HOLE thenBecause that shit is NOT Mewni
>>1387146>Might examine the roll system but only for fairness/funThis is a good idea. I'd suggest a best if 3 system with DCs scaling from 8-25, where 8 is something you may want to not even consider rolling for, 14-18 for something of moderate difficulty and 25 being an epic-level feat. Right now with everyone rolling and being taken into account, we're statistically likely to fail DCs that are over 11+ whatever our bonus is in a particular skill.
>>1387288Could be ANY other dimension, probably the one she fled to when she eloped with her monster lover.
>>1387287If Luna is to be believed, she's much older than Eclipsa, supposedly knowing Glossaryck before he was bound to the book.
>>1387291Personally, I think my idea in >>1387110 is better.If we make it a bit more like a game, things can be more fun.
>>1387287Fir 1)See>>1387288>>1387299Can't argue with dubs For 2)...maybe I've been taking the mamiposting a little too far.
>>1386924>>"Shutup, Ingrid! It's weird in a funky 'Evil Dead' kinna way!">She doesn't even know about the book yet.Ooooh boy...
>>1387618>>1386924PS: Evil Dead is my favorite comedy/horror series. Kudos if you take more inspiration from it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIUoUHoPlEs
Are locks anon's kryptonite?
>>1387676I think Anon is just bad at thinking things through.
Alright so we have to play this off like it was on purpose and break the handle off of the door that is the only way to save ourselves from looking like a dumbass
>>1387849But what happens if we fail and get stuck even worse?
>>1387909Then the only option then is to litterally killourselves with the gun under our real moms bed
Reminder that it's never too late to waifu Star.
>>1387925This guy gets it.
>>1387925>Wanting a girl for punching you in the face and stealing your friend.>Not the girl that that comforted you for just a moment and thought it was cool of you not hitting Star back.
>>1388176I agree that Jackie is a far better target than Star. She helped us with the Jocks, it pisses off Marco, and she's popular, which means we get more people to influence through her.
>>1388176>Not wanting to make Mewgger babies for Mommy.Though I do agree with you.
>>1387282Ohohoho anon you silly willy>>1387618>>1387636You have excellent taste and are welcome in my bar>>1387925Who did this...did you? Wh-https://youtu.be/sluHwh3hJhIYa'll are beautiful
>>1388176Why does her pupil have eyelashes?
>>1388279It's a trait seaniggers tend to have.
>>1388279Well, she has three black lines through here iris usually in the show... which I don't think any other character has that particular detail. *shrugs*
>>1387925>>1388176>>1388223¿Por que no las dos?
>>1388328>Not supporting Cute And Perfect StarcoQue estas haciendo
>>1388356>Wanting Marco The Traitor to have a good relationship/life
>>1388367>Not wanting to steal the thief>Not wanting to make mewgger babies for Mommy
>>1388364>putting your dick in filthy friend stealing double mewgger
>>1388375>Implying we can only make mewgger babies with friend stealing filth>implying we should give thief a happy relationship>implying the blood moon can be stopped
>>1388364>not sprinkling your enemies' lives with a little happiness now and then so they don't grow numb to sufferingAnon do you even revenge
>>1388409To be fair, I technically didn't say that we should give him a bad life.Just not a good one. At all.
>>1388415>not turning everyone in Echo Creek against Star and Marco until they become Literally Hitler in the eyes of the meek sheepAnon. Pls.
Why don't we just fuck them both?
>>1388420Because you can't make mewgger babies with Marco
>>1388420>>1388444One of you is Alt-Star from last thread, and I'm gonna figure out who
>>1388456Two swings and two misses. That's gotta hurt.
>>1388456I'll admit I was persuaded by Alt-Star almost immediately after I suggested we gave Star hell, but >>1388460 seems to be right.
>>1388460...well, at least I know which anon you are in this thread.
>>1388473I also posted a few times from work, but I'll let you figure out which one that is.
>>1388467So you were 'I can't punch that' guy, huh?
>>1388483No.I'm "OP is a faggot" anon.
What about Hekapoo?
OH FUCK HE'S CANON
>>1388542Aw shoot friend
>>1388534I would love too, but how?
>>1388542We need to cut our hair and work out a little. Really embrace the jarhead look
>>1388567Can we even properly work out with our zombie arm? I don't think dead muscles can be increased, and I don't want Anon to be lopsided.
>>1388558Fuck if I know.She's a member of the Magic High Commission, which will makes her practically untouchable for now and would probably be antagonistic towards us.Still, wouldn't it be amazing to have her in our side?
>>1388593She still could be an ally. We haven't really done anything evil other than monologue to ourselves and accept a willing sacrifice [spoiled]F[/spoiler]. It's not nearly too late to be good. Anons started feeling sad killing babby skeltal; do you really think they could bring themselves to doing something truly evil?
>>1388609Found the AltStar!
>>1388609Nice try Star, but you've already revealed yourself.
>>1388611Ha ha. Oh, Anon. He can't be the AltStar because I am the AltStar.
>>1388609Or, we could fucking stop being bitches and steel our already iron will. I think that that's a better option.
>>1388627>falling for AltStar's bait
>>1388625>tfw altaltstar appears
>>1388609What do you mean we haven't done anything evil?As far as I am aware, Necromancy is an inherently evil act. Even if you use your powers for good.
>>1388648Not necessarily. If the corpse is simply a puppet without any actual consciousness driving it, then it is merely a tool to be used so long as it doesn't follow D&D rules and it leaks "negative energy" all over the place or some bullshit.
>>1388648This is not pre 3.5 D&D.
>>1388609I just want to hang around with cool skeletons.That, and get all of the pussy in the universe.
>>1388697>Not wanting to become GodSeriously what is with these anons
>>1388718Godhood s just another tool to obtaining more skeletons and pussy.Searching power for power's sake just never ends right or nicely.
>>1388742Just imagine us doing something cool, like starting up a Church of the Second Chance or something, where we use our Necromancy for good. And possibly get the Star tang while at it.
>Jackie: Hey anon, wanna go to the beach?>Anon: I don't like sand. It's course, rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
>>1389220We're thankfully not THAT autistic.
ANNOUNCEMENTGonna start up again at 2:30 pm CENTRAL US TIMEToday should be pretty meaty and will include a brief meeting about our roll system
A question for peopleIn Persona 5, who is best girl?
>>1389244All of them are shit, but the sexual services meido is the less shit of them.
>>1389235>30 minutesdon't make us beg sempai
GoddammitMe listening to a bunch of Chumbawamba has got me thinking. We should bring Baby Skeltal. I don't care if we must be one arm less.
So I made this work of art
>>1389302How would we even be able to do that though?
>>1388420Huh marco is a cute chick.
>>1389302OK, but why though?
>>1389310Is this quest your first time seeing anything Star vs. Related?
>>1389302bring back*>>1389308I unno. Typical instinctual thought dictates we reach to the void and get him back.>>1389316Because he didn't deserve his fate. Ending the 2nd chances of the undead sheerly in the name of self-beneficence seems too selfish for me.
>>1389322>barely just entering the bargaining phase of griefAnon c'mon what's done is done.Time to move on to bigger, better things.
>>1389317Yes? I'm still not entirely sure what's going on and I'm a bit confused as to how it's surviving with the QM writing so little.Fun so far though I suppose.
>>1389322I mean, it's not like he got a second chance form something that wasn't us and then we took it from him. We raised him to do our biding, and he did that. If you're gonna use that logic, how will we get ANY undead slaves?And you seem to be forgetting, he WILLINGLY sacrificed himself so that we may continue on. If he wasn't willing then we wouldn't've been able to regenerate our arm.
>>1389348>slaves>Wanting others to serve you against their own will>Wanting to be a boss, and not a leaderDid he REALLY willingly do so? Or was his will forced by us?
>>1389348you mean our finger not the arm? becuse it sacrefised itself for our pinkey the most useless finger?
WHO'S FUCKING READY TO BECOME AN ELDRITCH HORROR TODAY!
>>1389353>Did he REALLY willingly do so?Yes, he actually willingly did so. Luna said all those who sacrificed themselves were kindred spirits to us. If we murdered a rat and likely anything else by extension then we couldn't sacrifice it because they'd be pissed.
>>1389353Well he wasn't saying anything like:>PISS OFF YOU ANGSTY FUCK!So I guess not.
HERE WE GO BOYSAnon vs the Forces of Furniture!>You are still Anon>Current owner of THE BOOK > Owner, is it? Crass. >You've had a crazy Friday>Lost your only friend>Made a new enemy>Defeated an old one and savaged his ass about the Uncle Beatings he takes>Killed a monster thing>Lost your arm>Got a sick new, Horror-Hand>...and you've been pinned by an 857 commercial series School Security door>Your hand is trapped in the locking mechanism>Had to use your new liquifiable bones, didn't you?>Currently the trouble maker kids, trapped in detention are watching you try and escape>"You ok, Dude?">Try and pull your way free with Dex (+2 on Horror Hand)>Rip the dang door off with Str (+??? on Horror Hand)>Other Think of the possibilities We're gonna get started here and then discuss new roll systems during our first break.
>>1389357I'm ready to use the power of music to kill people
>>1389357THAT'S THE KIND OF ATTITUDE I WANNA SEE!
>>1389359oh. forgot about that part.
>>1389362>Deconstruct arm out of door and reconstruct it again.
>>1389362I'm gonna go with what my heart is saying, and that's RIP THE BITCH OFF IT'S HINGES!!!
we could do the monster snakearm thing and have the hand eat the lock mecanism?
>>1389372is it possible that we can have our hand eat the lock QM?
>>1389370I got no idea what to do so i'll go with this one.
>>1389362Can we please rip the door off its hinges?
>>1389362Lets break the door down
>>1389357>>1389357LORE TIMEIt was confirmed by previous threads that Anon can play the Sax...>How much did he practice it?>What was his response when his dad stole it and sold it? I adore music. What kind did you play, dear?
>>1389362Test out our new horror hand but not strength wise we already know that its roided as all hell, I want to see what magic powers come with it. We're magic the entire damn door off to impress some of the trouble makers for new friends.
>>1389385>How much did he practice it?Whenever his parents were absent, so a fair deal>What was his response when his dad stole it and sold it?Incredibly angry, but anon understood that there was nothing he could do in retaliation
>>1389385Also please tell me we get to have a magic saxophone used for either combat purposes or for mind control since anon knows how to play and could (possibly) learn how to infuse it with magic
>>1389385Considering we're the master of mostly useless things, I want to say we didn't practice that much but we had a natural talent for it. It gave us somewhere else to retreat to when things were glum. We probably threw an angsty fit and sulked for a week when dad hawked it.I wanna say we practiced the soundtrack to blade runner.
>>1389385>Anon practiced with it every day>When his father sold his sax, anon cried for 2 days, and then ran away to the Diaz family for 4 days.
>>1389357>>1389385>>1389402We have to make this happen.If we do we can become Luna's favorite assassin.
>>1389405I agree with this person in terms of saxing.
>>1389370This sounds interesting.While you're at it you can see if you can control the flesh pieces to unlock the door from the inside of it.
>>1389362The dice gods tell us to rip off the door.
>>1389385Quest I just want to say this is some top quality work with luna's lines plus those songs.You're a treasure
>>1389370>>1389372>>1389381>>1389389Use Flesh Magic to free yourself. Testing the control you have over your new limb.>>1389384>>1389383>>1389371Rip door down>You grit your teeth, resisting the urge to yank this stupid hunk of particle board off the wall.>Before having an outburst, however you calm down>Silence>Darkness, fills your head>No more wild struggles>Control>You want CONTROL!> Excellent Roll WILL!d20 +4Will use the first post that ends in...
>>1389406Sure thing, babe
>>1389385>How much did he practice it?all the time in secret that where when Whenever his parents were absent, so a most of the time sometimes weird thing happen when he plays it he played it it and all the beer dispeared into thin air but the can where still there he got beaten up and his sax sold for more beer anon cried for 2 days, and then ran away to the Diaz family for 4 days.
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1389414rollin
>>1389409As much as I'd consider that, I dunno if doing that would just get our fingers lost in the door or not, which is why I wouldn't consider it.But eh. Why not.
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1389414
Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1389414
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1389414Vamos muchachos
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>1389414
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1389414Here goes nothin'...
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1389414>1d20 +4
>>1389385>How much did he practice it?Every day>What was his response when his dad stole it and sold it?Furious, wanted to kill him but eventually the hate turned to sadness and we accepted it just like we used to do with everything in life of course now it's a different story>What kind did you play, dear?Jazz
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1389414FREE OURSELVES OF THIS TORMENT
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1389414Didn't get what I wanted, but this will work out!
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1389430We can still make it guys
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1389414I like this systemtrying to draw anon, but I suck at lines
>>1387071>>1389431...I honestly need to stop rolling.
>>1389430I don't know what this is but I'm worried.
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1389414
>>1389414ROLLING FOR MAGIC
huh... I got the roll... and it was a 11 :|
Well boys, looks like we're gonna be stuck in the door.Might as well just tear it down, but even then the door will still be stuck to our arm.
how do you roll dice?
>>1389450But I'm sure it will make a great shield!>>1389451 "dice 1d20+4" in this situation.
>>1389418anon played all mucik on the sax
>>1389450We can just bash it against things until it breaks.Or just go with what >>1389459 said and use it as a shield.
dice 1d20+4>>1389414I hope this works
>>1389451>>1388730 anon's example.
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1389414
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1389414
>>1389469>Im so autistic I don't even know how to roll the dice since I rarely go here and original from /co/it hurts to be me sometimes
>>1389430>>1389430>>1389430>>13894307! The post ending in 7 shall be our number!>>1389393>>1389401>>1389404>>1389405>>1389406THE LORE IS DECIDED>Anon loved that Sax>He wasn't disciplined with it, but played it every day out of pure passion>His favorite songs to play were...https://youtu.be/adNWPpAj2wkhttps://youtu.be/u92kvmB_6SYandhttps://youtu.be/rw7acr4AJNM (Even though it was meant for Trumpet. Sheet music is sheet music)>>138943711!>The arm burns when your nerves try to command it>It swells, spurting shimmery black goo out onto the tile below>You feel your wrist break itself...then reform into a solid piece of bone>WHAP!>You get buffeted by your own shoulder and bicep>Then lurch forward as the arm rams itself through the locking mechanism!>BRRACH!>The door still stands...but there's a hole in it>A hole with your arm going through it>Your arm, which ends in the lock> Which still holds your hand. How tragic. >The trouble kids lose it>"DOOOD!">"Das is sehr Coocoo! Nein! Neeiin!">"You punched Roger!">Oh, and you punched the Black kid in the wheelchair>His name was Roger>>1389413Thanks, frenYou make all the magic happen
Guys. Stop rolling.>>1389437Someone already took the 7.
>>1389475Say sorry to Roger, and after that find the knob and open the door.
>>1389475>We've opened the door, but our hand is still stuck in the lockLocks confirmed to be Anon's kryptonite
>>1389414Well shit what do we do now? try and magic the door again or just rip it off entirely? or try and pick the lock with our radical hand
>>1389475We need to apologise to Roger. THEN get the lock off our hand somehow. Maybe need a stick of butter.
>>1389475apologize to roger. then magic the lock off our hand. We can't get good at magic if we don't practice it
>>1389475>> Which still holds your hand. How tragic.>>1389487DOOR STUCK! DOOR STUCK!
>>1389496>using magic in front of the trouble kidsAnon, please reconsider
>>1389475>We punched Stevie KenarbanA worthy sacrifice to save the detention students.
>>1389475so wait, what now????Like, our arm is still stuck in the door, and we essentially just popped the lock off of the door?I'm confused.
>>1389498>not using magic in front of trouble kids to get them to worship youMaybe you should reconsider
>>1389502Well at the very least it seems like we can open the door so at least there's that.
>>1389504>Expecting them not to tell anyone>expecting Janna not to tell Marco or StarNo, you
>>1389502well, we can open the door for them now... We can also blow the lock on our hand."Yeah, sorry. I'm still getting used to this hand... Like spiderman on his first day, you know?">>1389507We have 7-9 months before Star befriends Janna
>>1389504Maybe you should consider the fact that if we use magic, there will be little doubt that Star won't hear about it and then confront us about it. Which is a bad thing. We're already pushing our luck trying to pin this on her while also spin it as a good thing.
>>1389475so we have broke the lock mekanisk so we can now open the door and apolagise to rodger and everyone
>>1389507>forgot about marco and starsheeeeit fine we will play it safe
>>1389509that a good line "Yeah, sorry. I'm still getting used to this hand... Like spiderman on his first day, you know?" i support thes words and maybye that anon
>>1389510Maybe we don't really need to blame her for any of this?We can just say we just spontaneously got these powers. Lying through omission is considered by many to be technically not lying.
>>1389509She still befriends Marco early on
>>1389475Essentially >>1389509, except also apologize to Roger.That, and maybe see to getting help with getting the lock off?
>>1389528>"This arm just popped out of nowhere guys!">expecting anyone to believe that
>>1389528Well, we actually don't have a choice in the matter, because we already admitted to it being Star's fault. But hopefully we also included that we LIKE the arm. Which will help us make "amends" with Star for now. And even then, randomly getting the powers would just make her super curious about us and she might find out about our powers, or the portal, or Mummy.
>>1389528>>1389537Technically it's indirectly Star's fault because her stealing our only friend led us to getting the Horror Hand through a series of unfortunate events.
>>1389475Apologize to Roger.We're not Star.
>>1389538LOOK AWAY, LOOOOK AWAY
Just realized... If we rose dead a small relatively cute undead, and gave it the order to befriend the Diaz family,we could essentially spy on them. Just have it act cute. Then at night we get reports on what's going on via a relay messenger.
>>1389475>Apologize to roger
>>1389475Definitley appologize to roger
>>1389539we are not star we feel sorry for people we apologize we dont just say this "its going to go ok" "this is not my problem" we are not a happy go lucky person we don just think everything will solve them self
>>1389475Apologize to Roger
>>1389534>>1389527>>1389514>>1389509>>1389502>>1389501>>1389496>"S-sorry Roger.">You get a meek thumbsup from the floor>At least the door can be opened>You step back, releasing the chaos that is detention kids>You're trapped in the door, contemplating your escape when suddenly -pop->You are free>You can use your fingers!>"Thanks for save, bud.">Janna twirls a screwdriver in one hand>Same smug look on her face>"Whoah! Hey, wait couldn't you have busted out any time!?">"Not from the inside. Not without the lock being off the door, muscles.">She pokes your shoulder, getting a squirm that snaps your fingertips like a whip>Janna looks visibly pleased at the motion>"You better be careful with that thing.">She gets close>Wayyy too close>"Could put your eye out.">She blinks, confused as your monster arm slides her back about four feet> Personal space, dear >It then proceeds to turn her around and whip her on the ass>WHUCRACK!> Never forget your station. >"WHOAH!">PANIC!>YOU'VE HIT A GIRL>YOU HAVE SEXUALLY HIT A GIRL!>PANIC! ABOUNDS!> Was the first time you've touched a rump? How scandalous. >"What the heck, Anon!?">You sputter, holding up both hands (although Horror Hand twirls about on your wrist, as if observing the environment)>"I-I didn't mean that! This is my first day with spook-limbs! Like spiderman! I'm like spiderman in issue 001 of the non-new 52 run!">Roger wheels himself out of the classroom, shiner obvious on his face>"Oh, I loved that one. Where they re-established how much Peter loved photography?">"Yeah uh...yeah that."
>>1389546I like the way you think
>>1389546Kitten. Undead kitten.
>>1389555MOM WHAT THE FUCK.
>>1389555>tripsso our monster arm is also alive... wonderful.We should let mom know we'll put people in their place for her. Mostly because we evidently know the social norms here better than her.
>>1389555>W-want to hold my tentacle?
>>1389562No, shadow kitten is for us. We need a pet, if only because of how shitty our home is.
>>1389563This. Be nice about it though.
>>1389559cute monsters do you have any?
>>1389555>Non new-52 Spider-ManI guess that's technically right.Let's listen in on Janna's thoughts during this conversation.
>>1389568>>1389563i support this with the Mom talk
>>1389555>Spider-Man>Nu52I know this is a joke, but it still makes me legitimately angry.
>>1389572That sounds like a good idea. I agree with this.
>>1389572i support this
>>1389572>Not knowing that spiderman is a DC property in Star vs.-verse
>>1389555>>1389555We can heal Roger with our life force, right?We could swear him to secrecy if we do that for him. That's something he'll keep secret. Also our arm evidently can be possessed by Luna, because she's observing the environment with it.
>>1389555Convince Janna it was an accident and out of your control; be sincere.Then convince Luna that we'll do the "putting people in their place" by ourselves.
>>1389580i support this
>>1389555I guess technically this is more like Parasyte. As the arm has a minor will of its own.
>>1389579Life-force transfer (blood for blood spell) doesn't heal perfectly though, e.g. the arm.We have accelerated healing as well, which is different from the blood for blood spell.
>>1389580Agree completely with convincing Janna it was an accident/arm moved on its own.For Luna, we should just ask her to talk with us about something before doing it.Telling her "we'll put people in their place by ourselves" may seem presumptuous.
>>1389590Luna would want that sort of straight forwardness from us, a sort of "I make my own decisions" kind of tone.
>>1389592Ditto.But be nice about it at the same time.
>>1389555I think we're gonna have to get rid of "Muscles", before he gets rid of us.
>>1389555ask Mom if she controls the arm now?
>>1389605The answer is obviously yes.OP mentioned at one point that the arm is warm, just like how the book is when Mom is talking.
>>1389560>>1389563>>1389574>>1389579>>1389590>>1389592>>1389594 No need to convince me, dear. Mommy trusts you. Let's just not get in a habit of letting trollops like this think they can put you off your feet. >"I am legit new and bad at this.">You state with genuine meaning>"Yeah, no duh.">Janna is red as a beet>Her inner voice creeps out in bursts, sputters and stammers> "Where did this kid COME from!? I thought he was a wallflower like Alfonzo or Ferg. Maybe Star hit him for a spasm he had or something. He's kinna cute...His arm. I mean. It's cute. S-stupid pink. Stupid fluid motion. Ow. My ass is gonna be sore a week.>"See ya, Anon...">She starts to make her escape, clearly too off put by the situation to want to continue>"Hey.">Or so you thought.>"Jackie and me were gonna hit the skatepark tomorrow...if you wanna come chill I'll be doing grafitti and cooking hotdogs on a trashfire."> I knew it. >"Wha-">"See ya!">She runs off, slapping the exit sign as she does.>Roger wheels after her, wincing from the pain in his face.>"Hey.">You call out.>He turns.>Something gets your attention about his expression>It's open>Honest>Almost soft>"What were you in here for, anyways?">"Bathroom fights.">He bluntly spurts>The awkward silence doesn't get a chance to linger>Roger immediately sets off down the hall, escaping to his weekend>"I fuckin' won, too.">You are now the last kid in school>Your phone goes offTEXT FROM MOM>M: Hey, where are you? I made dinner.What do?
>>1389618Looks like Mom's not hungover on Xanax. She's rather reasonable for now.Text her we're at school and are coming home now. Keep an eye on her for when she decides to dope up.And plan to visit Jackie and Janna tomorrow.
>>1389618run home or take the bus? i dont know how do we normaly go home?
>>1389618Dinner would be nice. Let's go home. We've had a long and rough day.
>>1389621i support this
>>1389618See if your arm can sprout wings or rotary blades and fly you home.
>>1389618>and of course we aren't told when it is.>If there ain't no bus we can take, just walk/run home.
>>1389618Sweet, we're clear. Now to grab a human anatomy book from home
>>1389622LORE TIME>Anon's Parents are not nice people>His mom has a serious pill problem and his dad has mysterious habits bordering on rampant abuse>How much money do they have?>What kind of neighborhood does Anon live in?
>>1389618Text her back, 'Going to be hanging out with some friends at the skate park. Will be back by sixish. Don't wait up.'Then go and work dem social links with Janna and Jackie!
>>1389638But that's tomorrow....
>>1389637Below middle-class. Not poor, but nearing.Neighborhood is mediocre nearing on dangerous if you go to certain "territories" during the night.
>>1389637>How much money do they have.On paper they're above the poverty level. However with his mothers addictions and fathers vices... They've got enough to occasionally eat and turn the lights on.>What kind of neighborhood does anon live in?One that was good twenty years ago and the property values are falling through. It's not safe at night anymore. Give it another five to ten year and it won't be safe in daylight either.
>>1389637They are not poor however they are not middle class either because mom's pill adiction is kinda rampant and dads constant abuse does not help either.They live in a step below your average neighborhood
>>1389637I would say low to middle income family, since they can afford the pills and other assorted things. Dad either runs drug money for someone or is in blue collar job that lets him get in contact with some shady folk. Might also just be blue collar worker that has booze problems. Neighborhood would probably be something that makes you think you're going to need a knife on you, or at least stay in the light areas and avoid the alleyways. Not that much yard space aside from whats right in front of the house because of fences blocking view of other neighbors.>>1389638>>1389641D'oh, my bad misread that, I'm on lunch break atm so kinda rushing.
>>1389642>>1389637I can support this
>>1389638Is Friday. Hang out is saturday>>1389637Xanax isn't easy to get in amounts that let her do it continuously. We're probably upper middle class. Dad abusive but makes the dosh that lets her feed her habit. Explains why he isn't around. Affairs+business traveling or just working far from home
>>1389636>>1389636>>1389636Sorry, folks. Forgot to do the INVENTORY postINVENTORY> THE BOOK >One Human Anatomy book, bloodstained>Two pencils, sharpened>Your phoneA piece of shit brick with a touchscreen>Your clothes and walletA Columbine Shooting Jacket and Cargo pantsYour current stats areWILL +4Perception +2Charisma +1Str -1 (Different with Horror Hand)Your spells are...ANIMATE DEAD (Animate tiny dead creatures to do your bidding.)andBLOOD FOR BLOOD (A willing sacrifice can restore your health at the cost of their own)
>>1389644>>1389642>>1389646>>1389647Seems like we all had about the same idea.
>>1389650when are we going to level up that undead ability to actually bring back to life mildly threatening creatures because I want anon to become a lich on steroids
>>1389637Lower middle class, I'd say. Without naming figures, I want to say it's enough for food and house and TV, but not enough for pills or mysterious bad habits. That's probably why the pay checks are stretched so thin. Mom and dad are constantly stressed from low money and guilt from their vices, which feeds back into their bad habits, that causes more grief>>1389638Supporting this
>>1389637>How much money do they have?Let's say 2x the 2016 poverty threshold for a 3-person household, which is $38,636 per year.>What kind of neighborhood does Anon live in?Not a trailer home, but home is still dingy/dirty and a bit lower than middle-class.
>>1389658so they are above the poverty level and they spend most of the money on there bad habits/addictions
>>1389667forgot to ad the ?
>>1389667More like the only reason they're not higher than above-poverty is BECAUSE of the bad habits/addictions.
>>1389667Yes, but I'd say they try to prioritize food. They don't purposely spend so much on that stuff but they're definitely not very responsible adults.
>>1389658>>1389649>>1389648>>1389647>>1389646>>1389644>>1389642THE LORE IS DECIDED> A: "Got held up at school. Headed home now"> M "Ok, sweetie be home safe and get here before dark!">Your family moved here when you were born>Dad had job prospects>Mom was ready to settle down>Sure, you weren't in the hills but this is California>Land of opportunity>You don't know when things got bad>You just know something happened to Dad and he lost his job>Mom started working>Did really well>...but this is California>Land of the free>Home of the Heroin and speed dealers>Mom lost her job from not being able to balance the stress and the army of pills she took for that stress>Your walk home gets dodgy when a group of 20-somethings eye your backpack from their lawn>When they do you shuffle your coat>Instantly they find other things to do>You're a white boy in a coat in the spring, in the hood>Of course you're strapped> Clever boy. >Home at last...>For what that's worth>Go inside front door>Go in the back way to avoid Mom and get to your roomWhat do?
>>1389654that the money is spent most on the parents addictions? and we dont haave money for anything and that we live in a dengerous Neighborhood and makes you think you need a knife and we stay in the light areas and avoid the alleyways
>>1389676Pic of Anon's house. Although more overgrown with dirty windows.
>>1389637Low to Middle class Income. Neighborhood is a of a similar background, many of which are descendants of Mexican immigrants.Neighbors, however, have been neutral to nice towards us, in contrast without own parents.
>>1389676get to your room, anon needs to masterbate and browse his favorite tibetan basket weaving boards on 4chan
>>1389676>Go inside front door
>>1389676Hmm.... this decision hinges on one assumption. Will Not Mummy not make to big a deal out of the arm.... I'm gonna assume the worst and go the back way.
>>1389676We should probably make sure Mom hasn't overdosed. Up to our room after that.Time to start learning what this book is really all about.
>>1389676>Go inside front door make sure that mom does not die of ODing or over dosing see if there is any food in the fridge or on the table and if dad is home and if he is drunk and we need avoude him
>>1389676Might as well face the music hopefully mom hasn't popped her pills again. It's terrible really, when she's off them she's as sweet as can be and is really loving. When the pills come on though she gets either really lazy and sorta whiny like an overgrown child or she just doesn't want to do anything and doesn't respond to damn near anything at all. Thankfully she doesn't drink her pills with booze and the like.
>>1389676>>1389691bacikly this >>1389690 you have my support
>>1389676She seems fine now. Go in the front door.
>>1389684>>1389688>>1389690>>1389691>>1389698Guys.She made dinner.
>>1389703what kind of dinner anon?
>>1389709I unno. But you say it like she's serving Human Meat or something.I'm just saying. Eat first, THEN room.Also hug mom and tell her we love her.
>>1389709Microwave Pizza Rolls.
>>1389709Chicken tendies :^)
>>1389712>>1389713>>1389714>>1389715>shit foodInto the backroom we go
>>1389716We're below-middle class, not millionaires.
What's for dinner?
>>1389718regardless into the backroom we go we gotta learn about the whole book thing and the hole because it's not like we lost our fucking hand just trying to learn about it
>>1389725Dinner first. Don't be rude to our mom.
ANNOUNCEMENTWe're nearing the time for our first break which will be from 5:00pm to 6:30pm CENTRAL U.S. timeDuring that break I suggest healthy shitposting, doodles and discussing our new rolling systems>Actions are decided by mob rule and support votes>Sometimes there's limited choices and other times it will be open ended so Anons can get crazy>QM will roll a d10 when we need to do a roll. Whichever post ends in that number will be the roll we use.>You pop open the front door>It's pulled out of your left hand suddenly>Mom pops out, clearly having been waiting for you>"There's my little trooper!">She's awake>She's smiling>She looks like shit...> This poor woman. Doesn't she know what she's doing to herself? >You're pretty sure she does>"C'mon, Anon I made your favorite."> Meatloaf? >Yeah, Meatloaf...> Meatloaf isn't 'anyones' favorite. >There's some veggies>Mostly raw>You can see the instant box still sticking out of the trash that needs to get taken out>Mom sits down opposite you, pulling back her hair to eat her own plate>"Mm. Pass the ketchup, please.">She mutters>The little clock in the hallway ticks in a grim pace>Your heart sinks a little> You shouldn't have to look at this, dear. >You know...but you don't show a glimmer of sadness>Sticking your arm, which Mom of course didn't notice deep into your coat you scarf the dinner down>Meatloaf has a little season salt on it>Not bad>Mom asks about school>You keep her at bay with platitudes>She asks about the people 'at' school>Almost as if on cue your phone goes off againFOUR NEW FRIEND REQUESTS ON HEAD-BOOK>Justin Armberg wants to be your friend!>"Hey dude it was AWESOME meeting you today! Freshman year is gonna be SICK if we get to keep tearing it up like this.">Alfonzo Dolittle wants to be your friend!>"We met in Science Class">Janna Ordonia wants to be your friend!>"Weird leader this is Romani-Mama repeat weird leader do you read?"> Star Butterfly wants to be your friend >"H-Hey, Anon. Marco told me I should try to talk to you about what happened. I'm super sorry."
>>1389729if it will speed up the thread faster fine but we I swear to god if we don't get more lore on that book
>>1389690And get rid of the non human parts we got thanks to the stupid book or Star will kill us.
>>1389743>Tell mom you love her.>Accept all Friend Requests.>Except stars.What exactly happened with Star? What I got was sort of vague
>>1389756She stole our best friend, and then she punched us in the eye. And now she's the antithesis to our form of magic. So she's an inevitable enemy, no matter what we try.
>>1389760Right. But why did she punch us in the eye. Like where's the details? Did we cop a feel, did she just appear slug us and then walk out with marco?
>>1389743Accept every friend request. And put a witty reply with each of them.And yes, even accept Stars. We wanna build a fake friendship for now. Or at least a fake understanding. That will help keep her off our backs for now.
>>1389756i support this
>>1389766>But why did she punch us in the eye. Like where's the details?>>1386807>>Then punched you in the eye for making a mean joke you heard on 3spenpaiOur autismo briefly overwhelmed us.
>>1389743>accept the friend request
>>1389743>Inform mom that the guys are great. Also, we caught a dodgeball in the mouth, which was surprisingly cool.>Accept all friend requests.>>1389756Now now, I say we give her a chance.
>>1389743Accept all,even star. We need to delay our confrontation as much as we can.
>>1389768moving support to this
"H-Hey, Anon. Marco told me I should try to talk to you about what happened. I'm super sorry." think this is her apology but if we aceppt her reguest we dont need to confront her and we can have a "friendship" just a fake one we still hate her
>>1389743Accept all friend requests.
>>1389790and how did she stutter in a writen text?
>>1389790To be fair, her mind seems a tad childish.If anything, we should be aiming the hate a bit more at Marco for being a traitor. However, going about this in such an edgy fashion ain't cool, so let's just stick to being a Cool Lich-To-Be.
>>1389743Accept all of them.There's that adage of keeping enemies close.
>>1389743>> Star Butterfly wants to be your friend> >"H-Hey, Anon. Marco told me I should try to talk to you about what happened. I'm super sorry."Do it. Accept all friend requests.
>>1389797She really felt the need to express her anxiety.>>1389795Hah-ha. Nice try Alt!Star, but we're not going to forget what happened this easily!
>>1389800>Not wanting to be fabulously EvilGet out, AltStar number 3
>>1389743>Accept all Friend Requests.You know what's worse than having your best friend ditch you?Stealing his new friend and having her ditch him.Oh and getting the girl he likes.
>>1389808>>1389807Wait, shit. I mixed up Altx2!Star with Alt!Star. Damn it.
>>1389743Accept all friend requestsI have the lowest effort shitposts, nobody will ever come closer
>>1389743>Accept allFuck it, might as well.
>>1389816No, the first one was altstarThe second one was altaltstar
>>1389817Oh come on. Mom isn't pretending to be black too right?
>>1389817and to think that young man is going to become a lovecraftian-like monster.
>>1389743>Inform mom that the guys are great. Also, we caught a dodgeball in the mouth, which was surprisingly cool.>Accept all friend requests also star for a "friendship" i mean a fake one dont forget to put a witty reply with each of them.
>>1389812If I'm going to be an AltStar, I suggest you dub me "OP is a faggot" AltStar.
>>1389743Did she actually stutter in the text?
>>1389824We have not confirmed anons mom isn't black.
>>1389812>Not being a Fabulously evil lich who's also a pretty cool guyPlebeian taste my friends.
>>1389795>>1389800>>1389807>All these Alt Stars in the threadMEWGGERS GET OUTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
any minion/pet ideas?
>>1389813This guyHe gets it.
>>1389823Damn it, my doubt has ruined me!>>1389829>3 Alt!Stars.Well shit, who else is an Alt!Star?>>1389835>69 postsNice.
>>1389818If we end losing more of our humans looks I am out of here. That's a highway to have Star kill us.
>>1389836Animals we can find near highways.Dogs, cats, birds, etc.
>>1389835they are MULTYPLYING and i feel little of your pain
>>1389836The Shadow Cats.
>>1389836small skelital bros
>>1389836Shadow cats man
>>1389839Well all we have to do is not mess up and it should be A-OK!
>>1389840i also mean future experiments, summons ect animals and cratures from other universe and planets
>>1389836We've already agreed to Shadow Cats, to contrast Star's Laser Dogs.
>>1389834>Not being a pretty cool guy to your friends but a ruthless monster to your enemiesAnon do you even evil
>>1389856>tfw no more mini skeleton men to serve you as minionsREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1389846i support thatand i think if they grow skin that they like the mesinger from bloodborne those that crawl on you in the beginning?
>>1389836>any minion/pet ideas?>>1389546>If we rose dead a small relatively cute undead>Then at night we get reports on what's going on via a relay messenger.>>1389846>small skelital bros>small cute messengers.We make the Little Ones happen.
>>1389849Later. Start off small, then move on up.
Ok, since no other anon is bringing it up.We're going to fuck Janna and Jackie, right!?LIke, we're going to fuck them right!?!??!?!?!?
>>1389864Find a small dead cat
>>1389848Not mess up...>We got a frog arm and it was just the second thread.Yeah we are doomed and the book is both trolling us and setting us to be killed by Star.
>>1389872Only if we make royal Mewgger babies with Star.
>>1389872We will have them be intrigued by us, then desire us, then have them want nothing but us.And we will deny them the pleasure.
>>1389872We're totally banging Jackie...don't know about Janna, mami doesn't seem to approve of her
>>1389873Find a live cst, you have any idea how many strays are around everywhere? Totally not aiming for catgirl minions
>>1389878We can fuck them all and have babies with star
>>1389856i also meant minions or servants
>>1389885Shadow catgirl minionsAnon you genius
>>1389872So long as it doesn't get in the way of us destroying Star and all who can oppose us, I don't see why not.
>>1389886Then it's simple.We have to become Marco 2.0
>>1389883Dude I want to please mummy and everything, but we all read her thoughts when we slapped her ass with our weird nasty lizard frog arm thing.Please mother, let me enjoy this one simple pleasure.
>>1389878Slow down, right now Star will see our frog arm and kills us on sight.Unless we get Marco to fix the srm by saying the arm was Star's fault? She tends to do stuff like that and sometimes she doesn't notice.
>>1389864when you say that i picture this picture ralated then i remember what they are
>>1389896You make a fair point
>>1389898Why would she kill us on sight because monster arm? That makes no sense. At most she'd just be freaked and start asking questions. Instant destruction comes when we try to use our dark magic in front of her. Which I hope we don't.
Are we in a break right now or is OP doing something right now
>>1389863They're called the Messengers, also nicknamed as little ones.>>1389873>>1389899>>1389862Make them all work?
>>1389836Shadow cats were brought up.I also want some bird minions too.
>>1389903We just need to hide our powers until we've collected enough energy. We can still fug biddies on the side can't we?
>>1389839she is going to kill us or constanly hurt us really badly everyday everytimes she sees us and think we are a monster
>>1389898I didn't say right now. Obviously, I feel we should take things slowly.But end-game? Mewgger grandbabies for mommy.
>>1389911No. Fuggin' her gives her ample oppertunity to destroy us. >>1389912You do realize we're mostly human and barely monster, right?
>>1389743Just throwing this out there:I like the change. It ain't my idea from >>1387110 , but it beats what we had before.
>>1389917Stick in the mud. I feel anon is the ultimate hedonist. What is pleasurable is good. If I die, I'm too dead to care.
Alright guys, let's leave the our revenge on Marco AND Star on the side for now(Since some of you seem obsessed with only getting revenge on one of them when they are both at fault)You filthy friend stealing siren singing magic weilding thread infiltrating universe hoping double mewggers Let's plan out our Stairway to Heaven:Phase one: Take over Echo CreekPhase two: Take over the USPhase three: Take over the worldPhase four: ????Phase five: become immortalPhase six: profit
>>1389907we could do that and what is the point of having minions and servans if they dont do anything or we can just have them be our pets and cuddel withh them and did you like the tiny little berry minion? i have a molten metal/rock one here picture related
>>1389903Because she was trained since she was a baby to kill monsters? We are facing season one Star, the only reason she is not leaving dead bodies everywhere is because she has no clue about how to use her wand. And even then some of the results are lethal.
>>1389923Here's a better idea: Let not, and instead strive to be a goody-two-shoes Lich whose reason for growing stronger is to give more dead a chance at being undead, that they may bring peace and prosperity to the living.We shall dub it: The Church of the Second Chance.
>>1389923We need to get everyone on our side and turn them against star and marco.We need to make the biddies fall in love with us. Get allies in general really. But fuckin' biddies is the priority.
>>1389923Dont forget "take over the multiverse"
>>1389917yes i know it just that is going to happen if we start to more become/look like a "Evil" monster that is going to happen and i support you with no fucking star that would be a stupid way to die
>>1389931Nice idea to trick people into becoming our slaves, anon!Genius!
>>1389931Why we would be a Litch? Being undead sucks and is cliche as hell! Let's do biology experiments instead! Kaiju beat dumbass undead anyday!
>>1389923 At this point it's less about revenge and more dealing with our current biggest threat. Which is the magical princess across the street. But still revenge. I would think on there the first phase would be to learn more spells that can benefit us. And before taking over even Echo Creek wee need to deal with the rainbow elephant in the room.>>1389928Yes, but she's not a complete retard. She has eyes and can see our HUMAN head! And human everything else except our arm! Even if she does attack us, she'll most likely back off because we're still fresh on the whole "getting punched in the face" thing.
>>1389899>>1389925They're nice, although they look like walking landmines more than pets.>>1389925>we could do that and what is the point of having minions and servans if they dont do anythingThey don't necessarily have to do anything, just be really good pets that double as informants.
>>1389944>Kaiju beat dumbass undead anyday!What about an UNDEAD Kaiju?
>>1389944>Not wanting to be the living (err, undead) icon of Necromancy as you grant the willing dead a second chance at life in the name of benefiting the living
>>1389948>Not wanting a legion of undead slaves to serve you and your inner circle of friendsGetting sick of your shit altstar number 3
>>1389768Yes this is the thing to do, for stars witty one I would say something like, oh it's nothing not every day you get punched in the eye and get a magic arm out of it
>>1389952it would get eaten up by small abominations
>>1389971No, we didn't get the arm from the punch, we got it from Star absent mindedly casting a spell. Like when she was melting over Oscar or something. And she didn't notice giving us a demon arm.
>>1389971i support this now we have a backstory for the arm and we can say that we love this awsome arm
>>1389923Immortality should be out first goal IMO.Once we're sufficiently powerful, then we can exert our power.Alternatively if anon can find a way to get more intel on the world around him, he might not have to worry about defense so much.
>>1389960>Not wanting to have an army of monster that dol not share the same weakness like undead do.>Not wanting to make Catgirls and atractive monster girls.>Not wanting to make our own harem and improve our body to be a god instead of a loser with a weakpoint that instantly destroys him.
>>1389964>Really wanting to be evil this badlyYou're not the only one getting sick of someone's shit.On an semi-unrelated note:>>1389971Supporting this.
>>1389971Gonna have to support this
>>1389972IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS????
>>1389983you mean real catgirls and not just human with cat ears on there head andd still have human ears or just cat ears and both with or wihout tail?
>>1389983>Wanting to take cutie patootie Has-The-Same-Eyes-As-Mommy Shadow Cats and make them into FurriesMODS
>>1389983and there are Catgirls and atractive monster girls in other dimensions
>>1389983instead of becoming a lich or kaiju creator instead let's become a reality warper. Warping reality, hypnosis illusions, altering physical and magical objects and more hypnosis
>>1386807Hey GM since our roll sucks can we just go "First roll wins it all?" As in, only the first roll counts?
>>1390007We could make a few hypnotoad girls...
>>1389995i dont know?
>>1390002>MODSIt's okay, there's no smut yet. We're still Blue Board.
Why can't our plans be relatively simple, like getting a bigger dick or something.
>>1390010Have you not been paying attention at all?
>>1390018We're Anon, remember? He's too greentext autistic to aim small. Plus Luna's watching over us and all.
>>1390017I'm just saying, because last time someone talked about making the cats anthro, they started posting Cat Art, with a couple of them being Dangerously Furfaggy. Only reason I didn't report ALL of them is that some of them were actually cartoonish, and I don't know if cartoonish stuff is technically legal here or not.
>>1390018we could do that? but erectile disfunction we coul have axedentaly created a new STD we could become infertile our dick could ezplode like a hotdog in microoven?
>>1390030i did not actualy know about the furry rule and i thought that the realistic cat antros where funny it like that dog on the sexy human body butt with fur it begins 0:52 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0s9-qP7_Q1E
>>1390040>Not reading any of the rules before postingI smell a Newfag.
can someone think of minion ideas? but with picture like a picture dump
>>1390055gtfo with this Mushroom shit.We deal with Creatures, not Plants/Fungi. We're gonna do Shadow Cats, and Skeletons-In-General.
>>1390055we can grow this
>>1390072Are ghosts on the table?
>>1390072one word fleshcrafting
>>1390077you decide they dont decide over you
>>1390050Most likely.>>1390030>Only reason I didn't report ALL of them is that some of them were actually cartoonish, and I don't know if cartoonish stuff is technically legal here or not.I'd imagine the mods' primary concern are whether it breaks the NSFW rule and other major global rules or not.>>1390030>I don't know if cartoonish stuff is technically legal here or not.I'd imagine there's cases where it works so long as it's on-topic, tasteful (not memes), and it's kept to SFW standards, not borderline NSFW. Getting all 3 criteria fulfilled is rather difficult though, so it'd probably look like a children's cartoon level of anthro, like Tom and Jerry or the Pink Panther level of personified animals.
>>1390077Firstly: Is a ghost "tiny dead creatures" as is defined by >>1386832 ?Secondly, I hope you're not implying we mind-slave spirits, because that is immoral.>>1390089Fungal-Autismo NewFag,You are really concerning.
>>1390072Skeletons are for losers. They are losers because they died once already.Come on, who doesn't want to create thrir own biological monster army?
>>1390101those wher just the picture that i posted then and that plant thing with the teeth whas the only picture that i could use to describe the arm
>>1390113Someone that wants to give the dead a second chance at self-redemption, or just a second chance in general to do good for the living?We got Necromancy, let's go all the way with it.
>>1390101Firstly: A ghost could be considered as a "tiny dead creature", just incorporeal.Secondly: No, but aren't we already sort of doing that with necromancy anyway? Just generally more willful on the slave part when we do it?
>>1389986Ya don't like evil, aye?Well I just stole candy from a baby,Wadda' ya think a' THAT yaFREIND STEALIN' MAGIC WEILDIN' SIREN SINGIN' UNIVERSR HOPPIN' MATH FAILIN' BLUE BLOODED LIZARD FEARIN' THREAD SNEAKIN' MEXICAN LOVIN' GOODY TWO SHOES NARWHAL BLASTIN' CANINE LOVIN' BOUNCE LOUNGIN' WAIFU BAITIN' SHITPOSTIN' DEVIL HORNED MAMI HATIN' BIRD BULLYIN' VALENTINE CHEEKED BUG EYED TRIPLE MEWGGER
>can read our thoughts>no longer have true control over your own arm>came from a horrible rotting worldWhy do we still trust her?
>>1390100undead slime? or slime with bones/skeleton and organs
>>1390125Because we're getting cool shit from her. Also, she's been rather nice. She's done nothing but help us. Worst thing she's done is just not tell us about a bad thing.
>>1390101>immoralIsn't our mentor the woman who literally brought ruin to her world? Like >>1390125 anon said>>came from a horrible rotting worldI don't really know what you're expecting with her around.
>>1390138>>1390125She definetly wants to use us, this isn't all out of good will. What do we think her endgame is?
>>1390137Didn't Scotsman become one of Jack's greatest allies?
>>1390143Either to train us to finish what she's started but couldn't finish, on account of her being just a voice in our heads. Or to bring her back to life.Or she's doing it for the fun of things. Or something in between.
>>1390152>applying logic to a shitpostAltstar pls
>>1390152your point? altStar them just acted like the scotman they are not the scotman from samurai jack you smug stupid moron and are you applying logic to a shitpost?
>>1390125>>1390152Hey wait a second, are you AltStar#4?.
>>1390167i like the picture he is my third favorite character in samurai jack
>>1390179No, that's altstar 1 using a different IP address
>>1390179I was the one making those super faggy roleplay posts in the previous thread. Categorize me as you will.
>>1390185The Scotsman is just your 3rd!?!Bump that up to number 1, bucko!>literally machine gun foot
>>1390186do you think all these altstar are the same person?
>>1390194i started to think he is my favorite and ako is second and jack third
>>1390195I can confirm that us AltStars are not the same person.Besides: I'm the only one here that literally has Asperger's.
>>1390101>Fungal-Autismo NewFag,He likely came from Myconid Leader Quest.
>>1390227>>1389836>>1390055>>1390076Hm. What makes you think that?
>>1390227no i came into it
Let's check what kind of spells mami can teach before we go making any plans for potential minions
>>1390227what if i like them becuse they are easy to grow just dump spores in a literal shit pile and think of all the shroom jokes and puns we can make i though anon liked those?
>>1390256yes and all those picture where for potential future minions
OP THE BREAK'S OVER AND I WANT TO BECOME A FUCKING ELDRITCH HORROR SO LET'S CONTINUE
>>1390243It only took 2 hours for all these posts to come through.>>1390258Too many minion posts right now. We haven't even begun and are still limited to 2 beginner posts. This is the sort of stuff that an advanced biomancer would do.
>>1390267I read that in Starscream's voice
>>1390270WHAT THE FUCK DO ELEMENTALS HAVE TO DO WITH NECROMANCY!?!?!?
>its passed break and OP is still not posting about the questOP YOU HAVE 10 MORE MINUTES BEFORE I BLOW THIS THREAD SKY HIGH
>>1390270>>1390284Bro, too many minion posts. We're still a beginner necromancer. We literally started yesterday to my memory.
>>1390267WE LIVE, BABY OO ANON WHAT IS YOU DOIN!?>You've only gotten three friend requests in your whole life>Your mom>Your dog (who's page was run by your mom before he died)>Yourself....> You poor thing. >Now you've got nearly a half dozen!>Woo!>You hit accept so fast your thumb gets whiplash>"School's alright, Mom. Just school. I'm uh...I'm making friends.">Mom drops her fork>"What!?">"I'm making...friends?">"What are their names!?">"Uh...Mom. C'mon don't make a big deal out of thi-">Mom is making a huge heckin' deal out of this>She's in a tizzy>Talking about sleep overs and 'guy nights'>About dates and proms> She'll be on that couch passed out in a hour >You know...>So you clean off your plate and zip up to your room>Boot up your craptop and get to accepting some friendships>Justin and Anon are now friends!>You send him a sports-ball meme>He responds with thumbs and Grinding every day>Alfonzo and Anon are now friends!>"You ever think how your name is the fusion of a mysterious Blue Alien and another Alien that eats cats?">Anon and Janna are now friends!>"Sorry about your ass.">"S'cool. She was asking for it.">Anon and Star Butterfly are now friends!> Say nothing. She hasn't earned forgiveness. >Do you message Star?Y?N?
>>1390304Might as well say something and form a "friendship" until the time is right
>>1390291>You will never be an edgy autistic necromancer>you will never get a monster arm>you will never join COBRA>you will never rule the world with MamiWhats the point.
>>13902692 hours? and what about the small berry thing and i whas mostly potential future minions and do you think we can do this? picture related
>>1390304Y.Only to say that we should talk at a later date in person, not online.I don't think we can really hash anything out online with Star.
>>1390304Send a picture of our arm and ask her if she did this to us
>>1390311ANON WE HAVE AUTISTIC IMAGINATION, THE PUREST FORM OF IMAGINATION IF ANYTHING WE CAN FORM THE WORLD IF ONLY WE DID NOT DROP OUR SPAGHETTI EVERTIME WE TALK TO SOMEONE
>>1390304"On the one hand: You make a good point.">Respond anyway.>>1390312Someone please tell me this NewFag is breaking some rule. Like Global Rule #6?>>1390315I'm up for this.
>>1390304>> Say nothing. She hasn't earned forgiveness.Nah, we have an opportunity with this.>>13903093rd.>>1390312Currently our abilities are raise tiny undead, not biomance tiny creations. So no.If you meant potential future minions you might've wanted to limit it to within the scope of what might be within the near future.
>>1390321>Someone please tell me this NewFag is breaking some rule. Like Global Rule #6?No. He was close to breaking one though.
>>1390304NIn all honesty, the posters in this quest need to cool it down. We're burning through these threads way too fast for this extremely slow board.
>>1390315i support this and can we make it as creepy possible?
>>1390315Just send the picture and ask "What did you do to my arm?"
>>1390342I say go with my one. Mine would imply a joke, with it being that we'd say "On the other hand...", but we don't have our old hand anymore.
>>1390304Actually...Get back to Mom. Let her know their names but don't show the pages so she doesn't obsessively swamp them with messages or something.Make her feel happy. Maybe we can get her off the Xanax.
>>1390304Also, I get the reference. :)
>>1390337>what rule?Well, one or two possibly:https://www.4chan.org/rulesRule #10. There was a significant delay in your posts, but you were close to just flooding the thread with a bunch of images that were starting to go off-topic. Also close to starting to be a bunch of visual shitpost if you didn't stop posting them once it no longer became relevant for what >>1390321 was hoping for.
>>1390304Let's message Star. I kinda wanna get over our hatred of her so that she has less influence over us and our actions.
>>1390284If the book and Luna are as closely linked to Eclipsa as Quest suggest they are, then it's not only about Necromancy, but other "dark" magics.
>>1390351then let's get back on topic and answer >>1390304
>>1390304i change my support from this >>1390315 to this >>1390341
>>1390304>>1390315Send a picture of our arm. Ask her about it.
>>1390309>>1390311>>1390313>>1390321>>1390315>>1390327 Siempre ten cuidado con este mundo, hija mía. Te lastimó una vez por su orgullo egoísta. Ella lo hará de nuevo. >You pause>Considering what to send>Being a reasonable sort you pop open a tab on 3senpai>Several Trap threads and some thread about Godzilla monsters being dank as hell>They ARE dank as hell but that won't help you now>Shaking off your trepidation you set to tacking all over your keyboard>A: "If we talk we shouldn't talk over HB.">You snap a quick pic of your arm>Sent>Seen 4:55 pm>A: "Especially since I think your magic did something weird to me.">STAR IS TYPING>S: "OH MY MEWNI WH- I DID THAT!? WITH MY FIST!? I DIDN'T THINK I HAD MAGIC FISTS!!? I am SOOOO SOSOSOSOSO SORRY, ANON! PLEASE! LET ME HELP YOU MARCO HAS A BIKE WE CAN COME OVER RIGHT NOW!">Picture message recieved>S: "I HAVE A BOOK WITH ALL SORTS OF SPELLS IN IT! I could look something up right away!"Glossaryk? Is that where you ended up? Tut, tut. You silly little drifter.
>>1390304'Yeah, so, the punch thing wasn't cool. That being said I dunno if you used magic for your punch cuz my black eye is gone now and now I've got this wicked cool arm so I guess you can say you've 'disarmed' my anger a bit. Not worry I bet you can lend a 'hand' to us for a favor or two. Though give Marco 'high five' fRon us for getting you to apologize'The arm puns we must make them Anon
>>1390350Special post just for you, brother.
>>1390359I know spying magic is definitely one of them, but anything on construction?Most likely the "dark magic" is just with dead items than making living beings out of any material. That sounds more like regular or "good magic".If we can construct our own creature, then we can give it a higher intelligence than the skeletal and undead constructs, possibly its own "being". That will definitely be helpful.
>>1390375i super support this
>>1390375>>1390367Aw damn my post didn't get thru, can we at least work my passage for this one then since we don't need star coming over to help we will just play it cool as a neat perk we got for the roughed up Ness we got into
>>1390367I can't speak spanish. What is op gibberishing about?
>>1390367Hmm... Accept her request for now.Let's ask Luna if there's anything we can do to take advantage of when she drops by. Steal a glance at the book and learn magic from it? Take hair from her? Etc.And tell Mom we're having "friends" over. She'll be ecstatic. We can probably help make Mom better if we show Anon himself is doing good.
>>1390367ASK LUNA WHAT IS SHE TALKING ABOUT.WHY IS GLOSSARYK?
>>1390375>The arm puns we must make them AnonMake a bunch of puns? I'm in. This will be our start of darkness.
>>1390367test star to come over and pick you up. Anon is about to go on a wild ride
>>1390367"No thanks"I kinda wanna keep the arm.
>>1390392Oh, and HIDE THE FUCKING BOOKDon't hide it in Anon's room when she comes over. Too obvious. Hide it someplace like the basement, if you have one, or somewhere completely different that no one will look at in the moment.Maybe the kitchen in one of the cupboards that Mom never ever uses.
>>1390394>WHYWho. Who is Glossaryk.We might now, but Anon doesn't.>>1390367PS: ALso, tell Star we'll see her at school.
>>1390375THIS.Also, in due time: "Any friend of Marco's, is a friend of mine. :)"
>>1390405Maybe we could hide it inside our mattress?
>>1390396Do you think mewnees are allergic to pun based humor?
>>1390367>"Woah, hey you don't need to do that and it wasn't from you punching me. You actually accidentally blasted it a few months back and I guess it got triggered today maybe??? I don't really know anything about this magic stuff. Anyway, I'm cool with it for now. It doesn't hurt or anything and it's a lot stronger than my normal arm armed bends around in cool ways."
>>1390412If we could weaponize it then it'd be *fantastic.*
>>1390413i support this
>>1390405We have an abusive dad and a mom that might steal from us to feed her habit. You best believe we've got good hiding places.Additionally, befriending star and having the arm could make us viable for adventuring with her. She'd think our power is our arm.
>>1390410>>1390413Changing my support to this.
>>1390421>She'd think our power is our arm.Not in our puns?
>>1390421in the mattress?
>>1390424What it was arm based pun humor that is our power?
>>1390413This but with arm puns
>>1390424Punnery is an important skill for any adventurer to have. But you can't get the opportunity to make puns without being able to wreck physically too.
Guys, if we want a crack at Star's magic book, now's a good opportunity.Asking her to drop by school instead means we can't get a look at what kinda heat she's packing. We willing to let this go by?
>>1390367We should get a afterschool job. It seems we could really use the money.
>>1390445sound like a good idea
>>1390445>afterschool job>in Middle Schoollolwat
>>1390439>Luna and Glossaryck know each other>wanting Luna and Glossaryck to meet this soon while in the presence of Star and MarcoIt's way too early for that.
>>1390431What else would be kryptonite to anything that could comprehend it? If we level it up enough, we could even make puns that man was not meant to have heard.>>1390435Does it work if we're the ones being wrecked?
>>1390439No.No.No.STOP METAGAMING..WE DON'T EVEN KNOW SUCH A BOOK EXISTS.
>>1390452Is Anon old enough for a job?
>>1390455We the anons do, Anon doesn't. Luna can tell which one's talking.
>>1390452anon is poor and nearly all the money goes to his parents adictions he need spending money
>>1390455I mean, now we do. Still think trying to take the book this early on is a bad idea. >>1390452Aren't they high schoolers? I worked at a family friend's deli for a while.
>>1390458Anon is 14.He can't legally work
>>1390455Yes, please.Besides, I haven't seen pretty much any of the episodes except for the first one. If I'm gonna be spoiled, I'd like to be spoiled at a decent pace.
>>1390367Tell her it's fine, we like it. We've even made some new friends with it. So it's cool. No need to come over and investigate the arm further. Because that might lead to some bad results.
>>1390467you can "help" and get money when i whas 12
>>1390467>>1390478You mean do odd jobs?
Or you know we can exort school bullies for money
>>1390478Plus considering our situation, many small shops would be willing to put us to work.And have them say our pay is lower to our parent, so when they inevitably ask for our money, we don't lose all of it.
>>1390465Well I ain't no rocket scientist, but it was Star's 14th birthday when she entered the human school, and Middle School is the place for people between 11-14. So this is either 8th Grade or 9th, but 9th grade would mean that she turned 14 on literally the First Day of School.
Phone test post. Ignore me, boys.
>>1390489This is highschool freshman year. Even the message the jock sent us says so
>>1390491>>1390500What you're asking of us is an impossible proposition.
>>1390367>>S: "I HAVE A BOOK WITH ALL SORTS OF SPELLS IN IT! I could look something up right away!"NO We don't want star snooping near us, do we?!We should tell her it's all good and you like the arm. Seriously wouldn't she know like right away our arm is of the evil variety?
>>1390367>>1390367>A: "Alright first of all no.">S: "No???">A: "Do NOT come to my house. You are not welcome at my house.">S: "Anon I said I was sorry...">A: "Listen. The punch thing wasn't cool. I know I was being kind of a dick but it was just a joke. YOU took it somewhere physical which in our world is real shitty. Guys aren't allowed to hit back against girls. Your punch also didn't do this to me. You blasted me when you were fighting those weirdos that are always after your magic dildo.">S: "O-Oh...">A: "I'll see you at school...don't worry. I'm not hurting or anything anymore. You've got me up in ARMS but it's nothing a little HANDYwork can't maintain. Give Marco a High-five for me...since he made you slow down and think about your ass-backward nonsense for a minute.">S: "Was that a joke or are you just mad? Anon?">A: "See you at school."You slap the computer shut with a huff.>That's when you hear it.>WHUMP!>Downstairs. A car door just slammed.>You peek out the blinds and see a black sedan with gold trim.>Your chest goes hollow.>Your dad is home.
>>1390527support and you should know her naivity
>>1390455We don't know of Glossaryck, but Star just said she has a magic book.
>>1390543Can we read his thoughts from this distance? Or do we have to be face to face?Avoid him for now. Try not to listen to him abuse Mom.Speak to Luna for comfort.
>>1390551and gloserick from book mom