Scrub a dub in the tub, you have deiced to fraternize with the Xenos scum and the Loli psyker, first part is borderline heresy and the second is pure whimsy.but hay you were in a four day coma and you need a break no matter how heretical you are while doing so.anyways you have learned that the Loli psyker has multiple personalities and seems this one has a complex about being small, teasing shall ensuewelcome to Guardsman Quest
alright quick and dirty, this quest is not for die hard lovers of cannon since fun and shenanigans beat cannon for the most part. Though I will accept info about the warhammer 40k universe general rule of thumb is fun is king hereHere is the link to the Doc archive https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N6DV3ou3h5MO0TZi61pc9jGoMBA4p3S4fJ0rCI6qooM/edit?usp=sharinghere is a link to the character's stats https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VEdRRmqRN2wb661ea1Bz2iXQwqQl2JVgl1OdrmHk3Tk/edit?usp=sharingand because we have hit the session ten mark I am actually getting a drawing of our character and maybe the Loli psyker and the Eldar. lets just hope my contact is generous.
sorry about the sudden scilence I got kicked out of my local coffee shop, witing
You decide that the best course of action is to tease our little Loli psyker, nothing could go wrong with this decision. "I guess you are a little on the short side." you start smiling as you say this "But being small ain't that bad-" as you say this water is splashed into your face"Don't you fucking dare." the psyker states her eyebrows forming a frown on her face.The Xenos continues to laugh at this exchange though it looks like she is running out of air. "Please no more, this is just too funny!""BEING SHORT IS NOT FUNNY!" the psyker yells at her "DO YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING IT IS!""Well," you start "We could just put everything on the walls a bit lower you-" another splash alright she wanted a battle you will give her a war.You begin to splash her back and she stops for a second stunned before returning fire, you counter by splashing even harder catching her responses with your's, eventually the psyker gets smart and just uses her mind to dump water on you head"Not fair," you start"Handicap for being short!" she responds smiling before the Xenos hits the top of her head with the edge of her hand"No pyskic powers in the bath.""Right so-" you start before receiving similar treatment"Also no water fighting in the bath, seriously you are too old for that."> splash the xenos, we can be a childish as we want. Plus its not like you are going to run out of water (ag)> apologize and promise to not do it again, we may kinda own her but this is her bath and again in Terra do as Terrans do> tease the Xenos about something next, lets spread this around (write about what)> write-in
alright will be back at 6 pm tomorrow if there are not enough votes in the next hour
>>1379122> splash the xenos, we can be a childish as we want. Plus its not like you are going to run out of water (ag)Also the fuck did i miss last thread.
I believe so my dude, it archived itself faster than I could respond to the last voting round so I took it here. hopefully more people show up tomorrow. though I will be writing up till 12
>>1380004It happensIm just siting like we gone from fighting and loot to bath times.Il have to read up whwn i get back home.
>>1379122> splash the xenos, we can be a childish as we want. Plus its not like you are going to run out of water (ag)I think it'd be a funny time to inform everyone we used to be a guy...like not that long ago
>>1379122> splash the xenos, we can be a childish as we want. Plus its not like you are going to run out of water (ag)
>>1379122Holy shit I thought it was dead, BUT IT LIVESS!!!!
>>1380520One day we might be a guy again, at least I hope
little peep before I get back to work, not likely I rolled on how long it would last and the result was permanent but gods are fickle soooooo
Just means we,need a coming out moment so the whole main retune know
Alright im here roll time 1d100 vs 37
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>1381935
>>1381935time to get thise girls wet
gunna need to roll better than that
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>1382035like this?
it has to be a different person rolling but yes, only one roll per person
>>1382064i know runs away crying!1!!
welp taking the fail roll, writing
you decide that you can be as child like as you want in this bath, hell lets bring her in on this little waterwar. you cup your hand and attempt to splash the Eldar in the face but before you can get your hand out of the water she grabs you hand stopping you cold."Now I understand you are Mon'kai but at least try to act like you have functional brains," she lets out a sigh "seriously I bring you in here for a nice bath and this is what you make of it.""well it was fun." you respond pulling your hand back "and I think shorty over here liked it."once more the little psyker starts fuming "YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" she shouts at you "STOP MAKING FUN OF MY HEIGHT!"the eldar covers her face and sighs "You two, really you got along so well before.""this is how we get along." you respond"I was in docile mode back then." Terisa sighs calming down "I still dont understand why everyone likes that one, she is so whiny.""what?!" Phe'nia states confused "Docile mode?""Not that important anyways aside from wanting some bonding time and getting clean anything you wanted to talk about?""Well aside from getting further and further from my craftworld I really wanted to know where we are headed, o one has bothered to tell me." Phe'nia states leaning her head back> tell it to her straight, you are going to Ordo Malleus HQ and probably her presence will be a problem so hiding with the wraithguard may be the best idea> tell her you are going to meet some important people that is all> tell her it's not important just a small stop> change the subject (write to what)> write-in
no need to rush on the votes people
>>1382268>1Straight and to the point
wow we kinda dead tonight aren't we
>>1382579Soup for the love of god man make a discord, I honestly though this was dead before now.and I support >1
I do have one, its on the archive doc, writing
"well we are kinda going to the home base of my ordo and kinda they are not happy with what I did.""so I should stick around to make sure they dont try to kill you.""NO!" you shout at her "If they see you or the wraithguard then they may execute me on the spot!"The eldar tilts her head forward "Really? wow you do something good, get them a being who actually knows more about your enemies than all of them combined and they will execute you for that? Well a Mon'kai is still a mon'kai even when dressed up and given titles I guess."The little psyker speaks up "Sooo what exactly did you do that pissed them off.""aside from borderline heresy?""well ya aside from working with Xenos.""I really wish you would stop using that terminology when talking about myself and my race, really." the eldar sighs"I did kinda assemble a mutant army, impersonated a throne agent, and did some unauthorized looting of a corrupt planetary governor's estate and some other less than stellar things."Phe'nia looks at you and blinks "What?""Kinda wish I did not miss that, it sounded fun.""well anyways can you and Clinks hide for a bit?""Oh I can do better than that, and actually no I'm sticking right next to you the entire time.""but you could-" the eldar cuts you off suddenly with a finger to your lips"Remember I'm a Farseer disguising myself and a single wraithguard should be easy.""ok I can get you but the wraithguard?""I think I and that metalic friend you have, I forget his name, coulds come up with a reasonable lie. I think I can bribe him with some information.""Ok but make sure Darvik does not get wind of it if you actually do that.""alright, anyways its getting a bit too hot, you are free to stay but I'm getting out." with that the eldar leave the bath leaving you and the psyker loli alone.> get up and leave, may as well see what else has happened since you were in a coma> ask the psyker loli how she has been holding up without you, really she has not mentioned a thing> leave but try to bring the young psyker with you, you could use some company> write-in
for ease of access I'll just put it hereDiscord: https://discord.gg/6AVxtyE
still wondering why no one has decided to take the write-in option, there is a lot you could potentially get away with
>>1383099I really wish you finished the lazy synopsis so I could play catch up faster.and> get some info as to what happened during my coma through the eldar chick
>>1383099Try to cuddle the girl.Tell her short girls are a happy meal or somethinf.Got more package in them
>>1383440Alright I'm all caught up and I support this
you gunna need a good roll for this one 1d100 vs 20, do it for the cuddles
also for the lazy synopsis, ya once I don't have five papers barreling towards me I'll have all of them done
Rolled 25 (1d100)
close senpai, giving the rolling 9 more minutes before writing
Rolled 91 (1d100)>>1385325picked a bad time to go walk
Welp we failed and I got dragged by my leg out of my room during that time, no cuddles but writing
You settle into the warm bath, boy was this enjoyable much better than the shower in your room by a mile. anyways the little psyker is still pouting on the other side of the bath, time to repair that bridge."You know being short is not a bad thing." you begin to move closer to her, "You can get into places that I never could, go unnoticed in a crowd, find cover where no one else can.""if this is your attempt at flattery you can stuff it." the psyker replies stopping you cold "I appreciate the attempt but seriously I'm not in the mood."well shit you made her mad and she sighs "They may separate us when we reach our destination. Did you know that?" she sinks deeper and casts her eyes downward"How do you know that?" you ask now confused and a bit worried"The old man was talking to the overly friendly girl about what is going to happen when we reach there, he mentioned that he would be leaving the service."WHAT! was the only thought in your head "Can you even leave the ordo?!""Donno, remember locked in the ship until recently.""Fair enough but really you think he would?""The man is old and he is dieing, don't ask me how I know its a psyker thing."you put your hands to the sides of your head and begin to massage your temples "This really complicates things.""well more for me than you, I could get sent to terra""That does not sound so bad""and on the way be mentally broken down more than I already am, beaten, possibly killed, and probably mulched for the emperor or something.""I retract my previous statement" sheesh they do that? "wait how do you know they do that?""met some people who worked on the blackships, reading their minds was a cake walk, it is what got me caught in the first place though. I personally dislike Markal he did save me.""so I'm guessing that is the only reason you have yet to try to kill him.""yup""and do you know why he dislikes Psykers?""no, though the last person who asked got a bolter though their leg.""how did you know that?""the room's seals were not air tight so I could get info when someone got really hurt on the ship."Right guess you better inform Markal about that later, also ask him about the 'leaving' thing Terisa mentioned> alright time to get some shit answered, to the bridge and to markal> relax a bit more, this may be the last time you get to sit in a bath so lets enjoy it> leave and take the psyker with you, company is nice and you might be able to get more info out of her> attempt the cuddle again (fel)> write-in
Rolled 69 (1d100)>>1385433>4
>>1385469owo what's this, Soup I thinks we should do more than just cuddling>Write in:Seduce the eldar
you know you would need to roll a 1 to seduce the eldar right? just letting you know.
>>1385514Don't tell me the odds soup
still waiting for more votes
>>1385433> attempt the cuddle again (fel)
alright im at pass out point but the roll is 1d100 vs 35
Rolled 94 (1d100)>>1386175
>>1386177Oh shit lmao
Rolled 82 (1d100)>>1386175
Rolled 55 (1d100)>>1386175....boi here we go
Rolled 48 (1d100)Here's to hope and heresy
there is no hope, only heresy. I will be writing at 5 pm pst as per usual
you decide that now is the time to start the cuddle fest, you may have failed once but every guardsman knows that failure just means you did not throw enough bodies at it. You attempt the cuddle again but this time Terisa slips past you and you fall face first into the water, as you surface you hear Terisa laughing."why do you keep avoiding the cuddles!""because watching you fail each time is so much more enjoyable."well you can't say that this last one was not kinda funny, if you were in her shoes you probably would be doing the same thing.At this point the eldar re-enters the room holding your vox "Sasha, Markal wants you on the bridge asap."with that you immediately leave the bathe and dry off, god damn it you miss the days when your hair was so short it only took moments to dry. anyways after getting dressed you leave Phe'nia's room, without you asking Phe'nia and Terisa follow you towards the bridge. "you know this is probably a private meeting right farseer.""yes but Drauge is on the bridge and I want to talk to him""Terisa what is your reason?""scare Markal, also properly tell that machine spirit who is boss.""Terisa if we get vented, by the emperor I will hunt your ass down in the afterlife."You continue though the halls towards the bridge before you get to the door, you open it and there staring in the doorway was Valirsa her eye lock on Terisa and she smiles "Oh there you are!"like a rabbit Terisa makes a 180 and charges in the other direction with Valirsa chasing after her "wait up!"the only think you can think of that would evoke that reaction is probably Val had used her as a dress-up doll, well at least the machine spirit wont freak outyou enter the room Markal standing facing a massive screen with data about the sector displayed on it "From the sounds of the running I guess my Anti-Terisa tactic worked, also welcome Sasha.""Hello Inquisitor, why did you call me here.""to discuss what is going to happen when we get to HQ, simply you are going to have one hundred and sixty nine problems.""Sir?""The Ordo's Hidden Masters have decided they want to judge you, personally.""How dead am I?""I doubt you will need to worry, all the reports I have sent about you have been positive, the only thing they may hate you for is the fact you are using my dead niece's name and public image."> get more info on this niece maybe to make the disguise more reasonable since you dont know how long this will last> come up with a plan to not get screwed by the hidden masters, maybe even get on their goodside> just leave and go to sleep, you need to sleep this shit off> go and do some training, best to make sure you skills are sharp> write-in
>>1387594> get more info on this niece maybe to make the disguise more reasonable since you don't know how long this will lastdon't directly go too Markal, it was likely a Psyker that offed herI really wanna let that other chick know we are infact the guardsman we rags on about
you mean val?
>>1388065this, also when we going to turn back into simun
>>1388115Yup. I think it's time we came out the closet, given we aint changing back anytime soon
Well may as well try to make your current disguise more watertight, thought these hidden masters know what is up best not tip off the rest of the inquisition and have them kill you before you even get to the judgement "So, just asking because I'm curious, who was Sasha aside form being your niece?""do you want the honest answer or the answer that most people want to hear.""Honest one, even though I may be stepping on her honor by impersonating her I don't know how long this transformation will last."Markal sighs and relaxes his shoulders, good sign "She was prickly at best and dangerous to be around at worst, but she was a good kid never let a comrade die if she had a choice about it. She did not like eating fancy food, in her own words 'a commander should eat what a soldier eats, they die the same in the end'. she also hated frilly dresses.""something both me and her agree on then, too windy.""she also preferred the company of women over men.""how did you know that?" you ask with an eyebrow raised"First male suitor she was forced to meet with wound up in the hospital for a month, she declared it shortly after. I got her into the inquisition a year later, she was racking up a body count by then.""damn" impressive, considering she probably had no combat training before this"she managed to reach the rank of throne agent before," he stops for a bit, breaths in and out you see his shoulders shake for a second before he pulls himself together "before the psyker in her squad turned Heretic and used her a a catalyst to summon a daemon.""I'm sorry." shit opened up a old wound here."Don't be, I gutted the psyker and the daemon myself. I just wish.... Simun I hope you fare better than she did, maybe you can do enough good in the Imperium to make up for her loss." Markal turns back to the screen and stops talking but you can see on the side of his face tears already flowing even as he keeps himself from shaking and his voice level.> leave, you already got enough info to make a somewhat convincing disguise, best not to poke Markal's old wounds anymore> head over to Drauge and see if he and the Eldar have come to an agreement of what to do with Clinks> Head over to Drauge and ask him about the Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor, he is absent and you have had almost no info about him since you woke up> write-in
>>1388387> head over to Drauge and see if he and the Eldar have come to an agreement of what to do with Clinks
>>1388387Wait what? I thought we came up with our cover story ourselves. what are the fucking propabilities for it to be 100% real? Unless this is a way for Markal to ensure that we don't dick around on judgment day. or a plot by closet-heretic Markal to ensure our death by doing all the wrong things on judgment dayAnyways> apologise once more to markal, leave his presence quietly and then 
will be back at 6pm pst
>>1388849we did but it turned out that Markal actually did have a niece named Sasha who died Drauge forgot to mention that part to us
sorry for being late, got held in by the boss. writing.
You stop and think for a second, really you should have not asked about the real Sasha from Markal, they were in the same ordo so they probably were close. Damn now you feel like a shithead for getting him to reopen that old wound. "Markal, I'm sorry."Markal only nods, and you leave quietly heading over to Drauge and Phe'nia"Well we could paint him red," Drauge muses "maybe stick some imperial symbols onto him.""but how do we explain that there is no organic parts to him?" The eldar asks rubbing her chin, hear brow furrowed in thought."well we could lie.""but if we do that and they check that will end poorly.""well maybe... will he care if we strap a servitor to him?""He would probably hate that, oh Sasha I did not notice you there." Phe'nia turns towards you "what is it?""I actually had a question for Drauge.""well ask then.""was about to get to that, Where did that Ordo Hereticus Inquisitor go, I have not even gotten a whisper of where he is.""He and his ship left about two days ago, Markal was about to kill several of them for what they did to you.""Right, anyways did they mention where they were going?""no, they left in a hurry after Markal walked into a meeting with them with a heavybolter in hand.""well subtly is not his strong suit."Alright new note about Markal, don't piss him off. "right so how soon until we get to the HQ""One day tops, I suggest getting some rest and finding Valirsa to get something together for you to wear. She has a talent for stuff like that."> fuck it, go to sleep we need to be well rested before we face the judgement of 169 inquisitors> Find Valirsa to get something to wear tomorrow, make a good first impression with the ordo> go and train some skills you may as well get some training in, four days asleep probably have dulled some of them (name 3)> write-in
>>1391115>4 Find the damm hospitaller and turn us back into a goddamn man again
>>1391115>> go and train some skills you may as well get some training in, four days asleep probably have dulled some of them (name 3)1)BS2)PER3)WIL
alright giving this a few more minutes then rolling for the tiebreaker
>>1391255You know Bird Brain said he won't let us change back don't you
Rolled 1 (1d2)alright we rolling 1 for >>1391255 2 for >>1391718
you decide that you may as well check to see if the Hospitaller can actually turn us back, forcibly if need be.With that you leave Drauge and Phe'nia to debate about how do disguise a massive piece of Wraithbone.Several twists and turns later you arrive at the medbay and walk in, the Hospitaller sits at her desk "Who is it this time?""Sasha, I want to discuss something in private."The Hospitaller waves her hand "Another time, have something I'm working on.""I'm not talking that as an answer.""You know you are really annoying, right?""yes because you and Drauge got me stuck as a girl.""your choice on that one. Guessing you came here to discuss that." the Hospitaller continues on what she is working on, not even turning to face you"I wanted to know if there is a way to turn me back, forcibly if need be.""Well if I was not interrupted by idiots every ten fucking minutes I would have the answer to your problem by now.""So you are working on the problem, so far what do you got.""Aside from the fact your DNA has been altered in ways that I don't fully understand lets say either you actually had this DNA originally and something was forcing you into the form you were before or some force outside our knowledge is messing with us, possibly a combination of both." The Hospitaller turns towards you her face a deep frown, "Look you are just going to have to deal with being a girl for a while, using polymorphine may have extremely adverse effects on you if you use it again so that is out of the question."Welp there goes the easy answer to this problem "So how long do you-""For as long as it takes for me to find a solution so get the fuck out of my office so I can get back to work!" with that she gets up and pushes you out of the room before slamming the door closed on your face. Rude.> get to Val and get her to find you something for the judgement, also be expletive on not a dress> Head back to the bridge and pick up the eldar, see if they have decided on what Clinks is going to look like.> go to your room and sleep> brush up on some skills (name 3)> write-in
>>1392078>1twas fun for the past few threads but nah I'm done being the grill i want simun back
>>1392078> write-inKinda like  but without the "not a dress" part. We are going to be right under the eyes of the fucking hidden masters, so if forcing ourself into a dress to get a liiiittle bit closer to not-getting-absolutely-fucking-decimated-out-of-existence it is absolutely fine by me.
alright im back and writing
Welp you are going to be stuck getting judged by the hidden masters so you better at least look presentable. hopefully you wont get damned out of existence and officially put as a heretic.With that you head towards Val's room and as you get close you hear Terisa swearing at the top of her lungs with Valirsa laughing and claiming that she looked cute.You knock on the door mindful of the warning the Mirasi gave you about barging in without invitation, you are still fond of your limbs."Yes?" you hear Valirsa ask over the constant obscenities that were pouring out of her unwilling victim"Valirsa may I come in?""Yes, just mind where you step" with that the door opens and wow this room is messy, dresses strewn across the room everywhere you looked, in the middle of this mess you see Val and Terisa. Val had a massive smile on her face while Terisa who, by the looks of it, was forced into a dress looks absolutely miserable."HELP. ME." Terisa yells at you trying to get up from the chair before Valirsa pushes her back down"Now, now I have yet to try this dress on you." she pulls out a red dress the embroidery was gold and even though mentally you are a guy it was stunning. "Also Sasha dear what did you need?""I actually wanted to ask you of you have a dress to spare, Markal has asked me to look my best." you purposely not tell her about the hidden masters, she probably would have a heart attack.her eyes light up as your heart sinks, you may have made a mistake by not making sure it was not a dress, Valirsa begins rushing around the room finding pieces and throwing them away before deciding on the dress she was about to put on Terisa as well as several other pieces that were sufficiently imperial looking and gold.the dress was less modest than the frilly dress going for a more adult feel.This dress seemed more like something one would put on before going to a opera or some high class social event, long with a slit on the left side to allow for freedom of movement while also tantalizing the viewer, the top was a lower cut than the flowery dress and the back exposed until halfway down, thankfully the addition items Valirsa decided added more modesty to the look, a short cape covering the back bearing the sign of the inquisition, a necklace with a golden skull that draws attention away from your breasts or too you cant really decide, stalkings hiding the skin of your legs and actually making it a bit warmer, still a bit cold for your tastes. finally high heel shoes which take you at least ten minutes to actually get used to and walk in, they hurt a bit but you guess that is fashion."there we go," Valirsa coos "Dressed to impress.""thank you Valirsa but do you think this is too showy?""No, I trust me a lot of people dress like this, and Markal mentioned you would be meeting someone so best to use all your assets to your advantage."you thank her a few more times before getting out of the getup and then heading out of the room.
> go to sleep, time for you to get some rest before the shitshow hits> drop off the clothing and train some skills (name 3)> drop off the clothing and then head to the bridge, lets pick up the eldar and then talk to clinks about the plan of them not getting caught> write-in
You decide to leave and not allow Val to open her door and drag you back in, quickly you run to your room and drop the clothing off, best not let anyone see you have this stuff.you then head to the bridge, as you enter both Drauge and the eldar are laughing "Y-You think that will work? your insane!""Nay I say its the perfect plan, no one would check if we use that excuse.""you know how ridiculous he will look right?!""Oh even if we get caught seeing him like that will be worth it."they continue to laugh before Markal coughs and states "Eldar I think your handler is here to pick you up."quickly the eldar straightens out and tries to look like she was not infact enjoying herself, kinda too late but hay give her props for trying "Right if you would excuse me Drauge."you grab her arm and pull her out of the room "Alright it sounds like you found a way to disguise Clinks, I hope its not too stupid.""well.... ok it's stupid but it's so stupid it might work." she states "I'm guessing you want me to take you to him and discuss this.""yes, also it's your job to convince him of what you want him to do.""fine fine anyways this way." she heads off in a direction and you follow closely about a half hour later you arrive at the docks, clinks sits on a makeshift seat made of metal boxes looks up at you two"[hello, so what brings you down to this dock.]""well" Phe'nia begins before clinks cuts her off"[this is gunna be really stupid ain't it.]""Sorta, I and Drague were discussing a way to make sure we don't get discovered when we reach the Ordo HQ, before you ask why they may be Mon'kai but there are a lot of them and I doubt we want to make them angry at Sasha here." Clinks nods at this statement"[and?]""well I have two options, one we strap a servitor to your front and make it look like you are a servitor prototype.""[No way in the warp am I doing that]""the other way is we put a bunch of metal crap on you and say you're a techpriest""[is this the best you could come up with]""with the limited time and resources we have, yes.""[you know if they are halfway competent they will see though this.]""Drauge said that they don't check techpriests that often. Especially if the Inquisitor vouches for you.""[will he?]""he said he would""[find techpriest it is, but dont let him try to open me up, if he still had a mouth I'd swear he was salivating when he first saw me.]""aright with that decided I'm going to head to bed." with that you head to your room and collapse on your bed, god this was a long day. you close your eyes and let sleep claim you.you sleep goes uneventfully actually a relief, no clown, no blue guy in a suit, no weird library actual fucking sleep, but before you can actually enjoy it you are awoken by someone slamming on your door, opening your eyes and looking at the clock it's been eight hours."who is it?""Markal now get dressed and get out, we will be there in ten minutes."(cont)
you immediately jump up and grab the dress and proceed to put it on, alright looks right and feels right, still hate the heels though.you exit your room and move as quickly as you can to the dock where the usual suspects stand Valirsa, Markal, Drauge, Phe'nia, and Clinks. Terisa and Mirasi were absent."before you ask no Mirasi and Terisa are not joining us, Terisa switched to the crazy self and Mirasi is keeping her locked up until she switches to a more sane personality." Markal statesYou look at Phe'nia "so the disguise?""Right one second" she states before closing her eyes for a bit, the space around her shimmers and her features warp a bit ears become human size, her eyes less slanted, skin a bit rougher and her armor changes to robes. while this is happening you notice Clicks is dressed in massive techpriest robes with a bunch of wires and tubes sticking out of them"[this is humiliateing]""bear with it Clinks better this than disassembled" Drauge states looking the tehcpriets equivalent of smugyou all get on the ship and fly down to the shuttle on the HQ as you exit you are met with five guards who all point their weapons at you "follow us, the masters await"> tell them to shove it up their asses, you get to decide when you go to see those guys> put up some false noise but still follow them, remember the real Sasha was prickly> tell them to lower their weapons and promise to go peacefully, no need to make this too painful> write-in
>>1396279.....My shadowruns are tingling. There is at least one trap option here....fuckit>tell them to lower their weapons and promise to go peacefully, no need to make this too painful.
>>1396279> tell them to lower their weapons and promise to go peacefully, no need to make this too painful
alrigh writing, sorry my internet cut
you raise both hands showing you had no weapons or willingness to resist "Please lower your weapons, I will go peacefully."two of them holster their weapons and roughly grab your arms and pull them behind your back. "I apologize for the roughness," one of them states "we are under orders to get you to the masters as quickly as possible.""I would like to accompany Sasha" Phe'nia states"No can do, they were explicit that they wanted her to be alone now then" roughly and quickly the guards take you away as Markal stops the disguised Eldar from charging after youthankfully these guards must have been ordered to keep this a quiet affair as they took you though halls that were empty before bringing you before two massive golden doors "we are here." states the guard who had not talked "we are letting go of you now, if you run we will shoot.""I have no intention of running."the guards nod before opening the door allowing you though. the room you enter is dark, like really fucking dark, only a single plain chair sits in the middle of the room lit by a singular light. you walk over to the chair and look at the guards the first one motions for you to sit so you do. the doors close as the guards exit and you wait"SIMUN YOU HAVE BEEN BROUGHT BEFORE THE HIDDEN MASTERS ON MULTIPLE CHARGES IMPERSONATING A THRONE AGENT, CONSORTING WITH XENOS, CONSORTING WITH A DAEMON, CONSORTING WITH MUTANTS, AND USAGE OF XENOS TECHNOLOGY. WHAT DO YOU PLEA" a imposing and hostile voice booms out from all around you, nearly deafening you.> guilty you did commit some of these acts and really these guys probably wont believe you if you dont agree with them> only guilty of some of those charges, yes you worked with xenos but you did not know Sasha was a real person until after and many of your actions are justified by the situation it was in> not guilty you did not consort with a Xenos and you sure as hell did not consort with a daemon, all your actions benefited the imperium and you are clean in the eyes of the emperor> write-in
>>1396754> write-inCharge of Impersonating a Throne Agent: On instructions of my Superior Inquisitor: Correct, also note I was unaware this person existed until recently I was under the understanding this was a fabricated identityConsorting with Xenos: You mean tricking one into me setting their Craftworld to self destruct?Consorting with mutants: You mean causing them to turn on one another and oust a chaos cult so we could deliver the Emperors Wrath upon them?Consorting with a Daemon: No idea what your talking about, the longest conversation i've had with one consisted of me mocking it and blasting it through an airlock so it could feel the fury of the Imperiums Cannons first hand.I have been judged by the Ordo Heriticus to be pure and received the punishments without complaint and dignity, I then returned to work to serve the Emperor and intend to continue to do so.
writing, tonight I can go till 3
You wait before answering half to come up with some arguments for your purity half to build up effect. Finally you decide to speak "I am only guilty of serving the emperor to the best of my ability.""Then tell us, how do you explain these claims against you."you take a deep breath, time to drop the bombs in here "for the Charge of Impersonating a Throne Agent: On instructions of my Superior Inquisitor: Correct, also note I was unaware this person existed until recently I was under the understanding this was a fabricated identity""so a superior officer gave you permission to use this identity?""yes both the Techpriest Drauge and the Hospitaller on the ship approved and administered the drug that currently has forced me into this form." you motion at yourself"very well, and what of consorting with the Xenos?""You mean tricking an Eldar into causing the self destruct sequence of a craftworld and causing massive casualties of Dark Eldar with it?""Is that not the Ordo Xenos' job""they were wiped out by the time we arrived, we suspected something was off when they did not respond to comms""Interesting and what of the mutants?""For the mutants I caused them to turn on one another exposing a chaos cult allowing me and the men under my command to deliver the Emperor's wrath upon them, we were able to root out the corruption and remove a daemon that was acting as the head of the cult." hopefully that will impress them.several moments pass before the voice spoke again "Interesting, describe the daemon for us.""the daemon was a massive blue humanoid bird, it had impressive psykic powers and we were just able to kill it with superior firepower."silence again, this was getting uncomfortable, this was probably trying to make you crack but you refuse to crack to someone who was too scared to show their faces. "so you did interact with a daemon.""I have killed three so far, the longest one lived when it was exposed was a conversation which consisted of me mocking it and blasting it through an airlock so it could feel the fury of the Imperiums Cannons first hand.""so you are saying you did not consort with daemons?""yes, I refuse to deal with those foul beings unless it involves me giving it a taste of the emperor's fury.""anything else you would like to add.""I have been judged by the Ordo Heriticus to be pure and received the punishments without complaint and dignity, I then returned to work to serve the Emperor and intend to continue to do so.""who was the Inquisitor who administered the punishment?""Inquisitor Darvik of the Ordo Hereticus."there was a pause again, damn these guys love the theatrics. "Simun, you understand that lieing to us will only work against you.""yes, if you want someone to vouch for my claim you may ask Inquisitor Markal or any of the other crew members that came here with us.""very well, bring in Markal." (continued)
the doors creak open and the familiar stomp of heavy boots before you hear Markal's voice "Alright what did you call me here for.""Just to confirm something did a Inquisitor Darvik board your ship and did he administer punishment upon this person.""yes he did, I was against the decision but Simun accepted the punishment without complaint.""impossible," a different voice cries out "Inquisitor Darvik died two centuries ago." several more voices cry out before the first one roars "SILENCE!" cutting them all off "It seems we have an impostor running amok inside the inquisition, Simun we will now pass judgement" there is an elongated pause again, guess they were deciding on what to do with you at this point "your sentence is to track down this impostor inquisitor and bring him the emperor's justice, by any means necessary.""My lords I am grateful for this opportunity but I am just a guardsman."you hear multiple people chuckling "not anymore, Simun do you swear upon your immortal soul to devote your entire being to the emperor."Markal sticks his head close to your ear "say 'I do you' idiot.""I do." you immediately state"Do you vow to hunt the daemons within the imperium and without, even at the cost of life and limb.""I do""Do you swear to hunt down the enemies of the imperium even if they once were close to yourself.""I do""Then rise Simun, from this day forth you are Inquisitor Simun. You will be the hand of the emperor, unrelenting and tireless. Until your dieing day you will serve the inquisition."Welp if Kali could see you now, from guardsman to Inquisitor. Did kinda have to go though a lot of bullshit to get here but god damn. you rise before Markal steps forwards "Hidden Masters of the Ordo Malleus I would like to inform you that I will be resigning my post.""Inquisitor Markal you understand that the only way to leave the Inquisition is by returning to the emperor.""yes" with that he spins around and shoves a bolter into your hand smiling mournfully "Do a old man one last favor, let me reunite with my family."Your mind races, what in the actual fuck is this crazy motherfucker talking about, he expects you to kill him?! what do you do in this situation.> kill Markal, he wishes to die and let us not deny his last wish> throw the gun away, you will not murder the man who dragged you out of the penal legion and actually got you this far> try to convince him to live on, he has so much to live for (fel)> write-in
yup killing a lot of daemons while part of a organization that focuses on killing daemons gets you promoted really quick
>>1397128> throw the gun away, you will not murder the man who dragged you out of the penal legion and actually got you this far> try to convince him to live on, he has so much to live for (fel)Someting among the lines of "Only in death in service we can return to the arms of the Emperor." I dunno, some one who can write better can pick up on this.
>>1397128>>1397150Another thing we need a goddamm leader, who is he expecting to fill those shoes? Valirsa? Us?
>>1397128> try to convince him to live on, he has so much to live for (fel)Sir, with respect your understanding and knowledge are without peer on our vessel, are you sure you would not rather aid us still, last chance.IF WE FAIL>1We're infront of the Masters of the Ordo show'em that you ain't a bitch or he'll have risked himself for nothing
I view this also as a show of respect, this is his last wish give him a guardsmans farewell, maybe a swig of whisky and then say "You'll make you proud sir, I'll try not to see you again too soon". Then a nice clean shot through the heart, insta kill, then prayers/cremation
Rolled 1 (1d2)alright we are in agreement for 3 so rolloff to see if 1 or 2 is chosen along side it 1=1 2=2
alrigh 1d100 vs 25, my nuffle ever be in your favor
Rolled 10 (1d100)>>1397244PLEASE LIVE YOU BASTARD. I ARRIVED TOO LATE TO VOTE THAT WE DON'T KILL YOU
WE GOT IT BOYS! but i am going to put off the writing, i actually am reaching passout point so I will restart Tuesday 5 pm pst
>>1397246You glorious fucker
Atleast we didn't throw the gun away like a bitch, We're a guardsman if you gave a weapon to us the only way your removing it from them is from our cold dead hands. Especially given the orders.
>>1397317Agreed. I would've personally wanted to try to console with Markal for him to keep on seving the God-Emperor but ultimately obey his order if his mind couldn't have been changed. Unless this whole kill me thing is part of some elaborate plan>inb4 Markal was working with Tzeentch all along.
>>1397359that would be one hell of a twist. Looks like we're hunting down a kinky deamon now, fun.
Inquisitor with a lasrifle, pretty dope
I just hope we look good while doing this. Cock the Bolter raise it and then ask him. then he can reach out and lower the gun and we can both leave for a drink at the ][ bar...likely straight whisky
Breath in and breath out, you grip the gun and put it to Markal's forehead, silence fills the room but this time it was more of anticipation. "Why are you hesitating Inquisitor.""Inquisitor Markal, I ask you again do you want to die.""I believe I made myself clear, I am retiring.""Do you think Sasha would want you to do this?""Sasha is with the emperor now, she has no wants.""So you will abandon the world she gave herself to protect? so you want to take the cowards way out!? IS THIS THE MAN I LOOKED UP TOO, THE MAN I PROUDLY SERVED!""Simun don't you dare-""I DARE MARKAL IF YOU FORCE MY HAND LIKE THIS, IF YOU FORCE ME TO KILL YOU, THE EMPEROR WILL NOT ACCEPT YOU INTO HIS ARMS.""SHUT UP BOY UNLESS-" before he completes the sentence you punch him, hard, causing him to it the floor he tries to get up but you straddle his chest sticking the gun underneath his chin"Do you will die Markal, but not by my hand. You will die bathed in the blood of the imperium's enemies not by the hands of a member of your own inquisition."With that you get up and slam the bolter into his chest and leave. Markal lays there unmoving.as you leave the room a man walks up to you, half his face was covered in metal "Hello Inquisitor I am a representative of the hidden masters. Congratulations on your promotion, I will lead you to your companions and when you are ready I will take you to your ship."I get a ship?""yes, currently it is finishing repairs but it will have a full crew ready for you to work with." he holds his hand to his head and nods "The masters have informed me that you may take two members form your last crew with you along with the acolyte Phe'nia and techpriest Clinks, you do not need to decide now just information for you."> follow this representative to your groupies, inform them of Markal's condition> ask the man more questions, lets see what info we can pump out of him> ask him to show you around the HQ, this is your first time here> write-in
>>1402478> follow this representative to your groupies, inform them of Markal's conditionBest let everyone know what up...mostly Good news i've got a promotion...bad news I punched Markal, good news again We get a new ship aint that fun? bad news again I guess it's time I revealed i'm Simun to everyone since it's my my official Title is now Inquisitor Simun.>OtherCan we talk to the Cogboy as we walk? Maybe get our vessels name so we can ask our Cogboy if it rings any bells?
>>1402478>1pretty bad ass Markal save writing
alright writing, got called away by food
"Alright, no time to waste here. Also calling you representative takes too long, you got a name?""You may call me rep if representative takes too long Ma'am, this way" with that he begins walking away from you. You keep up with him even as the heels do their best to slow you down and you pas by several inquisitors whispering to each other and a few nodding in your direction. well it seems news travels fast in these halls.eventually Rep leads you through a door and inside sitting around a table is several men without their clothing, Phe'nia fully clothed, and all of them holding cards. also Drauge and Clinks are sitting in the back, you are a bit amazed that Clinks has yet to be discovered."A Sasha good to see you. Just having a bit of fun.""Phe'nia give the men back their clothing.""They challenged me first. I just was better at playing than them.""Phe'nia.""fine fine, boys you can have your clothing back." The men hurriedly grab their clothing and exit the building their faces red with shame "so what happened?" Phe'nia asks"mostly Good news i've got a promotion...bad news I punched Markal, good news again We get a new ship aint that fun? bad news again I guess it's time I revealed I'm Simun to everyone since it's my my official Title is now Inquisitor Simun.""Ya Drague explained that part to me and Clinks while we were waiting.""What?""It's a good conversation piece." Drague states seemingly amused"Well did you tell Val?""[No he did not, probably to save your life]" Clinks responds to your question, well that makes explaining easier. Actually it may be for the best that Val is in the dark on this one, she may actually try to kill you if she finds out."Is there anything else you would like to do Miss?" Rep asks> no lets go to the ship, time to see the thing and get it's name> see if you can check on Terisa and Mirasi, lets see if Terisa has calmed down yet> get some food for yourself and the other person here who eats, it's been a while since you last ate> write-in
>>1403359> see if you can check on Terisa and Mirasi, lets see if Terisa has calmed down yetGood news i've not been executed! Does anyone know how I can get this Simun thing out in the open because the longer this drags out with Val the worse it gets.
"welp Rep can we go by the old ship, there are two people I would like to see.""I see no reason you cannot do so, very well follow me." Rep states before turning around and leaving you and the group follow behind him as he takes you though twisting corridor after twisting corridor. Damn does this ordo like making it annoying to get around. at one point you think even Rep got lost before ending up at the bay with the Raving Truth docked"I will await you outside, I hope you do keep this quick though. I have never been a fan of ship bays."You enter the ship, ah back in the stomach of the old beast. You are going to miss this ship but hay you are getting a new one so not really that bad. anyways you walk to where you remember Terisa's old room was only to find the door ripped off and Mirasi sitting outside it, her hair all frizzy."By the emperor's blue balls that was annoying. Oh Si... Sasha Terisa sleeping, just had to keep her still for a bit.""how bad was it?""Well we nicknamed that personality sparky, for obvious reasons." she points at her hair "That one likes using lightning.""so her personality determines her powers?""ya seems so, but enough on that what is up?""well I avoided execution, also a promotion I'm an Inquisitor now.""well congrats, I owe Drauge a beer now.""I cant even drink you know." Drauge replies"I don't give a shit I'm buying you a beer.""well I was going to go by the new ship, wanna come along?""Can't until Terisa wakes up." suddnely terisa sticks her head out the door"You speak of the devil and I appear.""oh god it the hyper one""Hyper what about hyper, you know hyper is a odd way to describe me, I would rather exuberant or peppy." hyper terisa continues on speaking an increasing speeds as you start to ignore her.> head to your ship, time to check your ship and see what you are working with> take Mirasi to a bar so she can get Drauge a beer, he can't drink but its the point of the thing> go to rep and ask him to check up on Markal, what is he going to be doing from now on> go and pick the two people who are going to stick with you, time to start the tracking of the imposter inquisitor (name two aside from Markal, Phe'nia or Clinks)> write-in
passing out for the night, got work in the morning
>>1403845>> head to your ship, time to check your ship and see what you are working with>> take Mirasi to a bar so she can get Drauge a beer, he can't drink but its the point of the thingcan we do one after the other?
still waiting on those votes
>>1405567>2It's bar time boys
bar time it is, writing.
"well actually considering everything that has happened, I need a fucking drink.""Can I drink?" Terisa asks, speaking so fast you nearly miss it"No." Mirasi responds immediately"But whyyyy?" Terisa moans"last time we let you drink you nearly ripped a ship apart, never again.""but""no that is final."you turn and start heading out of the ship with everyone following behind you. as you exit the ship Rep gives you a rather annoyed look "Is there anything else you would like Inquisitor.""does this place have a fucking bar on this rock?""Such crass language," Rep mumbles "yes we do have one, I take it you want to go there so follow me." with that he turns around and begins leading you to the bar. as you enter you realize this was far fancier than the other bars you are used to, it was lit enough to see the faces of people near you but dark enough that it was hard to notice the people you did not want to talk too. Rep leads you to a rather large table before calling a man over "these fine ladies and gentlemen wish for a drink, please oblige them."the man nods "what would fit your fancy?"Drauge remains silent and so does Clinks, he they can't drink so no need to worry. Phe'nia speaks up "some wine would be appreciated, also a strong drink for the sister of battle over here." she gestures towards MirasiThe man nods and quickly walks away before returning with two bottles of red wine and a pint of beer. you turn towards Rep "how much will this cost me?""the drinks here are free for inquisition members, as long as they drink within reasonable means. Many of the ordo use this area for recovery after harrowing missions."you nod as Phe'nia quickly pours a glass for everyone except the two metal men and Terisa> start a conversation, maybe get some info on someone's past (name who)> ask rep if there is any new information on Markal, just to be safe> Ask Rep where Valirsa is, best know where the potential landmine is at all times> write-in
>>1405921> ask rep if there is any new information on Markal, just to be safeWe did just clock him infront of the Hidden Masters...might be worth noting...You know what would be funny, if we revealed we are Simun to Val but she thought Simun was the disguise we had on some mission and we were so dedicated we never broke character, she thinks Sasha is the real person and Simun was the alias.
really slow night
as you sip the wine, actually damn this wine is good props to the inquisition, your mind begins to wander around what happened at the hearing. Really it was lucky that it happened the way it did, first though we did kinda do some minor heresies we were able to justify them. The real thing that saved you was bringing up that fake inquisitor and having Markal back up your.... oh shit forgot about him for a bit "Rep any news on Inquisitor Markal?""He has been transferred to the medical bay to treat a concussion he acquired from your little display, though from his actions after that it seems he is not suicidal at this time."Well that is a relief, at least he won't shoot himself "so what is going to happen to him?""most likely they will keep him at HQ for the remainder of his years, he is too valuable to kill and he is too old to send out of any missions at this point.""so he-""he will remain here in comfort with all the alcohol he can drink, it's much better than being turned into a servitor."well he has a point anyways as you drain the wine Phe'nia quickly refills the glass. there is also a beer sitting in front of Drauge and he looks ready to crush the can in frustration.> alright time to get on the ship and leave, no sense sticking around here, we have a target to hunt down.> go and see Markal personally, time to apologize for what you did. You had to do it but hay still was kinda a dick thing to do> find Val and get her up to speed on the situation, actually where is she?> write-in
>>1406848> go and see Markal personally, time to apologize for what you did. You had to do it but hay still was kinda a dick thing to doHe brought us in and saved us from hell, we owe it. Maybe bring some of the crew who have been with him while to say their farewells and wish him luck.Take the bear from Drauge and smuggle it into our old boss.
I will be back at 5 pm pst tomorrow, passing out now
>>1407008I can get behind that
>>1407008This, but without stealing Drauge's pet bear
alright boys we back, also its beer not bear
Well you decide it is time to go and apologize to the old man for knocking him on his ass infront of his and your bosses. "Drauge you gunna drink that?""I have no mouth and I must scream." Drauge states annoyed "Needless to say, no.""mind if I take it?""why?""apology present for Markal, kinda knocked him on his ass in front of the masters.""fine fine take it." he pushes the beer over to you and you quickly take it and begin to leave. no one at the table aside form Terisa follows you, well aside from Rep who taps your shoulder."If you wish to see the inquisitor he is this way." He once more begins leading you though the halls, god damn it why are there so many turns not even the hiveworld you came from was this badeventually you get to the med bay and you enter with beer in hand, Markal sits on a bed his left eye puffy from the punch you gave him. He looks up and grunts "Well here comes the new inquisitor, great right punch there gotta admit."You offer him the beer "sorry about that, only way I knew how to snap you out of that insanity"he takes the beer and chugs it he then belches "apology accepted, also the masters have reassigned me as an instructor for incoming inquisitors.""congrats?""eh they are just waiting for me to die but they want to juice any usefulness out of me before I do.""WELLL HOW ARE YA!" Terisa shouts into the room rushing in and then jumping onto the bed next to Markal"Hyper one?""that is what Mirasi told me.""well less insufferable than the snarky one, anyways I'm doing fine."Well it is getting late now, and really Markal needs some sleep so you usher Terisa out of the room, now then what to do> head to your ship and find your quarters, its late and you want to sleep> head to the ship and begin the investigation (name who you are bringing with you)> ask rep to lead you back to your group, time to get them out of the bar before they do something stupid> write-in
>>1408827> ask rep to lead you back to your group, time to get them out of the bar before they do something stupid> write-inWe can also ask if anyone would like to come with us? We need a team
be back in a bit, getting food.
>>1408926I'm good with this, terisa I think will be locked in.
back and writing, just in time
You look at Rep "alright back to the bar, we need to pick up Phe'nia and Mirasi before they start a shitshow.""very well Inquisitor, if you would follow me.""Is there a faster way to get to the bar?""well, yes.""then why did we not take it here?""I thought you would appreciate seeing the Head Quarters.""yes all the halls, extremely enjoyable. If I wanted to see all of the HQ I would have asked""very well." he turns and leads you towards the bar, he takes you though a much quicker route this time and you arrive at the bar only to see Clinks and Drauge carrying out the passed out bodies of Phe'nia and Mirasi. Thankfully Phe'nia has a hood over her head in case the illusion fell off."[they drank until they passed out, this is why I don't miss having flesh.]" clinks states as Drauge nods"They really have no self control when they start, anyways how was Markal?" Drauge asks"He is fine but they are keeping him at base, they also told me to choose two people to join me on the new assignment.""ah, have you decided on who yet?""not yet, I would prefer to bring all of you but they only said two.""Well take a while, though I am coming along. I believe you will need a expert Mechanicus like myself." he states smugly, he was right but god damn with that voice modulator he could sound so smug> actually fuck it decide now and lets get this mission under way, we have wasted enough time here> go and find Valirsa, lets bring her up to speed about the situation and see if she actually wants to come with us> go to sleep, it has been a long day after all.> write-in
>>1409249> go and find Valirsa, lets bring her up to speed about the situation and see if she actually wants to come with us
>>1409269might as well.So who do we know ARE coming with us? Just the Eldar, our pet psyker and Drauge or far?
only the eldar and Drauge, you still have to decide between Mirasi, val, and Terisa
"well may as well get Val up to speed, where is she anyways?""She is currently in waiting for you in one of the meeting rooms." Rep states before turning around "Follow me."He starts down a different hall with you and your group following again the halls god damn fucking halls, they are endless worse than the time you walked though that maze into that library.eventually you reach a room and as you enter Valrisa sits there arms crossed "so how did the hearing go?""how did you know about that, I never told you.""I spilled the beans." Terisa states "WellsheaskedandbecauseIwasinthatotherpersonalityIdecidedtotellher, sorry." god damn hyper her talks fast"I still wonder why you did not tell me in the first place.""I thought you would have a heart attack.""well not heart attack but panic attack maybe, but how did it go?""I'm an inquisitor now.""how in the warp did you manage that?""lots of logic, also I punched Markal. Don't worry he is sleeping it off.""YOU DID WHAT!""its fine, also I was told that I could only bring two of you with me, aside from acolyte Phe'nia and techpriest Clinks. Would you be willing to join me?"Valrisa's face drops "I'm sorry Sasha, I can't""why?""I'm sworn to Markal's service, until he dies I must stay with him even if it is to the center of the warp itself.""guess you got the news he is staying here.""indeed, I so do wish I could go with you but oaths are oaths for a reason."You nod and turn away, well fuck she would have been really useful but I guess we can't take her.> welp time to grab the rest of your people and head out, no time to waste time to hunt down that fake Inquisitor> ask the rep if they have anywhere you can crash to sleep, it has been a long ass day> ask Rep if they have any way to track down that fake inquisitor's ship hell you even have it's name> write-in
>>1409359> write-inTerisa and Mirasi looks like your coming with me, provided you want to naturally.> write-inAsk Rep to fully supply our ship and take us on board, that way we can all get some sleep in the new bird before we leave, Drauge can meet the machine spirit and say good bye to the other one, we can also meet the rest of the crew. Also inform Rep we are going to need extra Holy Machine oil...and a little extra booze...its for work honest. Get a list of the features and stuff on board, maybe a run down of what happened to the last owner...
>>1409359> welp time to grab the rest of your people and head out, no time to waste time to hunt down that fake InquisitorThen> ask Rep if they have any way to track down that fake inquisitor's ship hell you even have it's nameAlso, if we aren't going to see Valirsa again, should we tell her we're Simun? I'm thinking we could arrange it so just as we take off we can tell her.
"well it was good to see you, hope you enjoy your time on this rock.""they have an open bar that I can drink at any time of the day, I think I can handle myself."With that you leave the room with everyone outside waiting for you "well she is not coming with us so I guess we are all we got, aside from the nameless crew that is going to be running the ship." the group nods as you turn towards the Rep "Alright two things I want to ask you""Go ahead""first off please can you get a full supply on the ship, I want this ship ready to go as soon as possible.""It will be done.""also along with that I would like some extra Holy Machine oil, along with some extra booze. Don't ask we are going to need it, trust me.""ah yes oil for the machine spirit and the booze for meeting with rogue traders. I will have them know to load the extra items along with what you have asked for.""also who was the inquisitor that used this ship before.""Ah I see you were not in on the little irony, This ship actually was the old ship for Inquisitor Darvik before he died. I believe the masters thought it would be fitting to have the original ship hunt down the impostor."wow you cant decide to be impressed or kinda annoyed that the masters are going that far down the rabbit hole for a little joke "also this fake inquisitor called his ship the Baleful Command, are there any records you can use to help us?""none off the top of my head but while you are tracking this impostor down I and the Vanus agents stationed here will endeavor to research this ship.""thank you, also has no one told Valirsa that I was a guy?""for your won safety, no. though once you leave if we have your permission we will tell her.""let me think on that,"> go to the ship and start, lets go time to track down this fake and bring him the emperor's fury> head to the ship and have them set off as you go to bed, god you are tired> give the rep permission but only after you have set off, also ask if there are important things you should know before you leave about the ship> write-in
>>1409444>> head to the ship and have them set off as you go to bed, god you are tired> give the rep permission but only after you have set off, also ask if there are important things you should know before you leave about the shipNaturally once we aquire those two other crew members, the psyker and the SoB
You nod "alright you can tell her, but only after I am far enough away for her not to get on a ship and go on a search and destroy mission."Rep nods "as you say Inquisitor.""also anything I should know about the ship before I go?""All I know is the previous owner was extremely interested in daemons before his demise, his ship has many specialized cells to hold beings such as daemons. He also had frequent contact with the Ordo Chronos before they disappeared.""who?""old ordo of the inquisition, they disappeared many years ago for no discernible reason. we have yet to figure out why."well kinda weird but those cells will be useful to have around "anything else.""ah yes, there is a Eversor on the ship currently.""A WHAT!" Drauge roars "WHY DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING THAT DANGEROUS JUST LEFT IN A SHIP!""Because the masters ordered it to be put there, a weapon must be used and they have deemed it that you will have this weapon.""Inquisitor, I don't know if you know what a Eversor is but just for you to know it's a massacre in human form.""so I'm guessing the masters are not expecting this to be a quiet affair." you state"I assume so" Rep replies "also I believe it is time you went to your ship." he turns and walks away not allowing any more questions, you follow him to the ship where he turns around and leaves. actually you are quite tired so you have everyone get on the ship and tell Drauge to get acquainted with the machine spirit and to set off to the last known location of the baleful command.Drauge nods before leading you to your room, much bigger than your last one, it has a desk, a large bed, big book case, large shelf, and a weapon's rack. as you look around you realize that the inquisition had taken the liberty of moving all your stuff in here as well. and everything was there, no missing guns, bullets or knives. anyways you head to the bed and collapse on it surrendering to sleep. well kinda as you open your eyes you are back in the library with the clown across from you drinking some tea, he motions to offer you some."congratulations Mon'kai, have a drink."> slap the drink off the table, demand him to tell you what he wants this time> calmly take a drink and begin civil conversation with the clown, no need to be hostile> dont say anything just stare at him like he has something on his face, see if he falls for it> write-inAlright boys time for a level up same rules apply>+5 to one stat (x3)>2d3 to 1/2 stats
>>1409589> dont say anything just stare at him like he has something on his face, see if he falls for itOr pour out the tea and eat the cup, it probably won't hurt us since we're in a dream. Probably.
>>1409589> write-in>Why thank you, poor a drink for both us and him and offer him his cup first.cheers.>Stats+5 TGH to bring us over the 60 threshold+5 FEL we're gonna need more of this over time+5 BS (aka over 100) "the emperor himself guides my ballistics"
is everyone in agreement with the stats? and yes get the bs skill high enough and that will become an option to say when people ask
>>1409799Yeah, I'm not gonna vote for stats because I'm relatively new to quests.
alright stats are set inquisitor, writing
You decide its time to screw with this clown, he has screwed with you for too long without getting any of it back so you begin to stare at his face. after an uncomfortably long time you take the cup without looking at it and pour the tea out and begin munching on the cup itself, well since it is a dream you don't end up cutting your mouth up "cheers"The clown just stares almost forgetting he has tea himself "Really? of all the fucking... you know what at this point I'd imagine you are a bit insane."you continue eating the cup as he blinks "I'm not falling for that Mon'kai, if you are not going to talk then I'll just tell you why I'm here." he takes a deep breath "Ya know that inquisitor you are being sent to take out, well lets leave it at I want him dead as well, well not him it at this point. Fucking daemons and all.""right so for doing my job you are going to reward me?""well I also wanted you to do something for me as well. You see he has captured and imprisoned someone of mine that I really would like free. She is kinda special the only one to have my heart and I would appreciate it if you found where she is at this moment.""and the reward?"the clown sighs "would you like a weapon or some limited access to the webway, at this point you get to have a choice."> webway holy shit webway, no need to risk daemons getting on this ship and that would make it really easy to find heresy> weapon, lets see what this clown can cook up for us, hell maybe he will upgrade our sniper> investigate if there is anything else he can offer us, sure the other two things are nice but you wanna have all the options (fel)> write-in
>>1409887> webway holy shit webway, no need to risk daemons getting on this ship and that would make it really easy to find heresy
>>1409887> webway holy shit webway, no need to risk daemons getting on this ship and that would make it really easy to find heresy>OtherI ain't no sucker, that guy is working for that pink flirty Daemon god ain't he, the one that your Eldar hide their souls in those stones from. Want to give me another hint? Also i'm bringing the Junior Farseer with me, want to pass on a message?"Also you should try the cup, it's delicious. Oh come on smile your a clown playing 5d snakes and ladder water polo."
stopping and restarting this at 5pm tomorrow, i need to sleep
>>1410025Thanks for running
you think for a moment, well maybe the weapon would be good... wait what the fuck is the webway. you continue eating the cup as you ask "Ok clown what is this 'Webway' you are talking about?""Ah yes think of it as warp travel without the hazards of it.""so better warp travel.""yes. But remember Mon'kai this is only limited access, and I mean by that is only the ship you are currently alive on can enter. I am not letting you use it for fleets and the imperium is not going to get access by chopping parts off of you and putting it on ships.""also I ain't no sucker, that guy who I am hunting and who imprisoned your special girl is working for that pink flirty Daemon god ain't he, the one that your Eldar hide their souls in those stones from. Want to give me another hint?""I see you are acquainted with she who thirsts, good I guess I dont need to convince you much why you should work with me then. Also for hints I would say head towards your home planet Agripinaa that is where the you will find your information""Also i'm bringing the Junior Farseer with me, want to pass on a message?""tell her that the joke lies within the lines, she will get it.""Also you should try the cup, it's delicious.""how about no." with that you suddenly wake up to Terisa elbow dropping you"WAKE UP!" ouch that fucking hurt> roll over and moan, make her feel bad> get mad at her, you do not elbow drop your superior officer young lady> to your best to lay still, make her think she failed at waking you up> write-in
>>1411240> to your best to lay still, make her think she failed at waking you upIf she tries again, roll out of the way then blind her with a blanket over the head.
>>1411240> roll over and moan, make her feel bad
>>1411240> to your best to lay still, make her think she failed at waking you upThen a sudden last minute dodge, wrap her in quilt and start getting dressed.
You decide to not move at all not even a moan escapes your mouth. Terisa gets off of you and stomps her foot. "Alright round two."you hear her take a few steps back and then charge, as you hear her jump you suddenly throw yourself upward catching and wrapping her in the quilt."WA-" Terisa shouts before landing on the bed, quickly you get the old guardsman uniform on.... well you would but there is none instead there is a black button up shirt with a white undershirt and some black pants, heavy military grade boots are also there and you quickly don the clothing. as you turn back your eyes fall upon the desk laying there is a gold Rosette, your Rosette. quickly you walk over and grab it, you note it is connected to a strong iron chain, perfect for connecting to your belt and you do so as you hear Terisa finally get out of the quilt."That was fun, wanna do it again?""no, why did you wake me up?""well Tin man wanted you to head to the bridge to talk about where to start first."Tin man? oh she probably meant Drauge, actually that clown did give you a good idea where to start and all so probably you should state there. though you remember your home planet is kinda close to the eye of terror.> head to the bridge and head to your home planet, lets start there and since it is your home turf this should be easy> find the eldar, the clown did ask you to tell her something so may as well do it.> see if you can find Mirasi and ask her which personality Terisa is right now, better know what this one's deal is> write-in
>>1411540> find the eldar, the clown did ask you to tell her something so may as well do it.
Welp not waiting for psyker loli you leave the room quickly, lets find the Eldar as quickly as possible if that clown is gunna give you access to the webway if we do his shit you are damn well sure to fucking do it.after getting lost in your ship for a bit you run into Clinks "[hello inquisitor, you look lost]""trying to fine Phe'nia, do you know where she is?""[yes]""are you going to tell me or lead me?"he points down the hall "[that way, after three doors turn right, she will be in the fourth one from that turn.]""thanks" you take off with Clink's directions and knock on the door "Phe'nia?""yes who is it?""Simun.""oh so we stopped with the fake name?""yes.""alright enter, I got my clothing on." you enter the room to see the eldar in her usual armor and robes "what is it?""Ya your god kinda visited me again, he also told me to tell you 'the joke lies within the lines' or something like that.""oh son of a.... did he ask you to save someone?""yes.""he wants you to save a dark eldar. the only reason I know that is because.... well it was old code my teacher and I used alot."ok that is odd, and really he wants you to save a dark eldar? why? and who?> go to the bridge time to visit your home world and find out anything you can about that inquisitor> go to the bridge and discuss this information with your circle, lets get everyone's opinion> see if you can find Terisa, you kinda left her behind and you dont know what personality she is right now> write-in
>>1411889> see if you can find Terisa, you kinda left her behind and you dont know what personality she is right now
>>1411889> see if you can find Terisa, you kinda left her behind and you dont know what personality she is right nowand then bring her too the Bridge with us.
restarting this at 5pm tomorrow, sorry got pulled away by school for a bit