Tonight is the night your life truly begins. You have always dreamed of crushing all the swine of this world beneath your superior being and condemning their progeny to service. You devoted your childhood to concocting a most ingenious plan to claim this world for your own, you invested your adolescence into training your body from it and are now ready to begin your Villainous Quest. From the fire escape of your domain you look upon the rotting ghetto surrounding you, left to rot by it's apathetic overlords. Thus leaving their serfs to wallow in filth and grime with nothing but their slop to live for. In this land the true power is held by the local gangs who keep a tight economic grip on this land by controlling the circulation of drugs; thereby locking the local economy in a vice. The swine have nothing but their slop to live for.You must somehow enter the drug racket in order to gain power and propel your empire.INVENTORY>1000 sheckles>a muscle shirt>dark grey skinny jeans >an old windows computer>old sneakers>a glass bottleThe world is your oyster. what shall you do?
>go back into your apartment and buy drugs on the internet.
>>1376174It'd be easier to take over an existing racket rather than start one fresh ourselves. Lets go to some seedy bars, nightclubs, and hangouts and try to find the Wrong Crowd. We can listen in on any gossip going on in the criminal underworld and from there look to see if we can join some kind of gang or syndicate
>>1376200You head down to your hive of scum and debauchery. The Local Deli and stripclub. It is run by and often frequented by the Butchers. The gang that controls the prostitution racket but is frequented by members of the other gangs as well. One must tread lightly upon entering the higher up gangsters are known to make displays random patrons whom they doubt. The Deli is guarded by two men. They look aggressive, and could deny arbitrarily Roll <10 to pass.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1376352I assume you mean on a d20?
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1376352
>>1376446Well, shit. Sorry
>>1376364You stumble slightly as you notice one of the guards give you the stink eye. Regardless you have entered the hotbed of villainy of this vicinity.
>>1376461Don't get phased and act natural. Strike up a conversation with whoever is at the deli counter
>>1376508This. Plus, don't be afraid to throw a little money around. Buy a sandwich.
>>1376508>>1376515 This, with extra mayo
Let's also save a bit of money, let's try day trading some stocks. That's the best way to save money, although it's essentially gambling.Hell, just invest some money too, conquest wasn't ever done in just a day.
>>1376508>>1376515Upon entering the Deli/strip club you immediately make eye contact with one of the workers. You go up to her and ask for a seat and a sandwich. She smiles and walks you over an empty chair near the catwalk.
>>1376581Tip the waitress 100 sheckles and ask to see the owner
>>1376603She says that she will be right back with your sandwich.A quick glance at the menu shows it costs 230 sheckles. Despite that you tip her 100 shekels bringing you total to>770 shecklesYou ask to see the owner. "Oh I'm sorry babe but the manager isn't here right now... Are you a newcomer, just about everyone knows that the owner never in this deli, don't fap in the place you launder."From across the room you can see that asking for the boss has brought the attention of three thoughtless swine a few seats down.Surely they feel intimidated by your brash display of confidence and wealth.
>>1376657Get a better look at them. Are they hostile? Friendly? Merely curious?
>>1376674Agreed let's see if we can use them to take this place over
>>1376674You can't read their intentions very well from so far away. When the waitress returns with your sandwich. You decide to go over to them and make an inquisition check.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1376766Inquisition check!
>>1376810I uhhh...Didn't expect that
>>1376861No one expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, fear and surprise; two chief weapons, fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency! Er, among our chief weapons are: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, and natural twenties! Um, I'll come in again...
>>1376810HOLY SHIT 20!You confidently saunter up to the faux masculine swine. Upon closer inspection you see that they truly were just awing at your CHARISMATIC aura. You ask what their intentions are though you can already read them. "Nuttin man, we just never seen you round here before." You ask him about himself to see if he can be useful.>"We brothers of the Black Spade, a local gang.">"See we try ta aye down peeps to make sure none of you try any shit.">"Shit be getting hot between the spades and they butchers doe, so sometimes we try and sabotage their business to make sure they stay in their racket and don't advance into ours">"The Black spades specialize in gambling and extortion." >"We want to keep the butchers in day place cuz we can't handle too another gang war"
HOLY SHIT 20!You confidently saunter up to the faux masculine swine. Upon closer inspection you see that they truly were just awing at your CHARISMATIC aura. You ask what their intentions are though you can already read them. "Nuttin man, we just never seen you round here before." You ask him about himself to see if he can be useful.>"We brothers of the Black Spade, a local gang.">"See we try ta aye down peeps to make sure none of you try any shit.">"Shit be getting hot between the spades and they butchers doe, so sometimes we try and sabotage their business to make sure they stay in their racket and don't advance into ours">"The Black spades specialize in gambling and extortion." >"We want to keep the butchers in day place cuz we can't handle too another gang war"
>>1376877Ask where there main establishment is located at.Trying to start a gang war and pick up the loose ends
>>1376884Yeah. Try to recruit these ebony crusaders to your cause while you're at it.
>>1376877>>1376884stirring up shit sounds like a good idea, ask them about other gang's and how the syndicates, if there are any, are reacting to all this tension.
>>1376886>>1376884"Like I would ever do some dumb shit like that!Look I ain't telling some scrawny white boy where the Where the HQ is. I don't want ta get merked! But tell ya what I'll put in a good word for with the big boss if you do me a solid."
>>1376949What type of solid, my luminous n-word?
>>1376960Read my fucking mind, I like you
>>1376968Gracias, senpai. I appreciate it.
>>1376960>"See I'm suppose to get compensation from this nigga who think he's safe from us cuz uh da new police station. I need an innocuous nigga like you to go to this man's shop and show him what happens when you don't pay the piper. It's up to you what you do, but do keep in mind that the black spades have an in with the underground Organ market."
>>1377020Alright. Time to fuck up a shop. I say that we use the empty bottle we have to make a Molotov cocktail and set it on fire. But before that, thank the waitress again for our sandwich.
>>1377041I mean set the shop on fire, not just the Molotov.
>>1377041This, attempt to get her number in the process as well
>>1377061Yeah, that too
>>1377020what kind of shop is this? A whole lotta accidents could happen to a person on the job if they aren't careful.
>>1377045You're going to need alcohol to make a molotov cocktail, as well as a lighter. INVENTORY-A sandwich-Black muscle shirt-grey jeans-old sneakers-770 sheckles>>1377061Typically this would impossible, since these girls are professionals but thanks to your highCHARISMA it's possible with a 16 or higher roll. Also would guys like to walk there of take the tram.
>>1377078Walk, let's not waste sheckles.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1377078could we get some information about when he closes up and if he lives above the shop or something.also charisma roll
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1377078Rollan
>>1377101>crit fail on holding our spaghetti
If we are walking we should probably get something like a butterfly knife to protect ourselves if we get jumped, but easy enough to conceal.
>>1377101You failed exceptionally. You leave the deli in shame.
This is the map. If you scrounge around you may find something interesting.
>>1377165Head back home and see if we can create a weapon or find something we can use
>>1377170we should look around for shops like hardware stores or weapons shops while going back home.
>>1377170You retreat to your domain in order to scrounge for weapons. However upon walking into your apartment you notice someone has invaded your territory and raided it for it's fruit. A quick glance shows that he is taking you pillow and your bedsheets. Due his being encumbered by his your property a d20 agility roll of five or higher will allow you to pursue him and enter combat.
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1377206
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1377206After him!
>>1377220You pursue the thieving knave. Thanks to your great agility you block off the thief and force them into combat. You get a better look at them and see that they are probably female. ( Your )STATS:Health:100% Str:2Endurance:5Agility:6Perception:9Intelligence:10Thief STATSHealth: 90Strength: ?
>>1377268Try to recruit the knave
>>1377268>Seduce the thief.
>>1377275Sorry forgot to mention you need to rolld20 for actions.
>>1377279Charisma: 8Roll well and it could happen.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1377288Rolling to grapple the thief.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1377288RECRUIT THIEFThen all we need is a healer that can cast spellsWell a ranged focused char with medic skills>>1377275change mine to >>1377279SEDUCE THIEF
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1377268>Seduce the thief.
>>1377292You successfully grapple the thief and and pin her against a wall. >>1377295You then say>I want you.She is confused.Too confused to respond.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1377314Whisper in her ear>Be my woman
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1377314Lick her faceWhy am I going there?
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1377314Headbutt her
>>1377317Thief's Current status is Deeply Confused and strangely aroused.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1377325Rolling for continued seduction
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1377325Continue to whisper in her ear>Show me your beautiful face under that mask
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1377325>"why don't we put what you stole to good use"
>>1377332>>1377333>>1377335You whisper in her ear>Why don't we put those blankets to good use, so I can see your beautiful face under that mask"(sidenote, is it too anime? is the joke funny)
>>1377348>too animenever enough desu, baka.>is the joke funnyit's not terrible. definitely enjoying quest so far, op, i wanna see how it plays out.
>>1377348>Too anime?Needs to be waifu material, it's almost there
>>1377348Henchwench/Second in Command/Partner in crime acquired?
>>1377376Thief is flattered but she's never done anything like this before. Thief Status:Confused and shy.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1377379Tell herRolling for charisma check>I need people like you with your set of skills.
>>1377379Unconfuse herShow her a good timethen recruit her
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1377379Take her by the hand and gently pull her back to our place, promise to be gentle
>>1377383>>1377381You take her by the hand, look deep into her eyes and promise to be gentle.
>>1376352>deli meats & hookers>not hoes & hoagiesBit disappointed desu>>1377397Take her gently by the hand back to the apartment
She seems to be disappointed by the word gentle.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1377397Charismatic check>Kiss her
>>1377400>Hoes and HoagiesFuck that's good. I wish i had come up with that. I'm officially retconning the Deli/stripclub into Hoes and Hoagies. I have to move pretty fast to keep with the thread sorry for the lack of good puns.
>>1377403>"Gentle means I'm going to mess you up like a fucking animal."
Sorry about this guys. But it's 4AM here and I have to go to bed.This was a riot though. I went to the top and saw that we've been going for 8 hours now. Now wonder my hand feels sore. I'm not sure if the thread will still be up by the time I have the time to make another thread though. Sorry to leave off on a cliff hanger. Thanks for the fun>>1377405
>>1377421Good night op
>>1377421Thanks OP I had a blast
You re enter your realm. After a minor skirmish with an intrepid knave your quick wit and sterling Charisma has turned a foe into a subject. INVENTORY770 shecklesBlack Muscle shirtGrey JeansOld SneakerOld ComputerMapA Girl
>>1378020Tell her to prepare her heartWe're going to make good on our promise Spend the whole night/day growing closer to our new companion
>>1378059That isn't very villainous.Piledrive her head through the floor.
>>1378070But she's our lackey!We shouldn't be villainous with her when we're alone, she's for fugg not hurt
>>1378077>>1378059You throw her onto your mattress. Thief Status: DTF
>>1378186Kiss gently Then disrobe each otherGently
>>1378225>gentlyShe ain't into it boyyo! Show her your MANLINESS!
>>1377413>>1378237Learn the lingo boyyo!
>>1378237Oh yeahManhandle her! Grope boobs while kissing! Then start undressing each other
>>1378241Point is... We need to rock her world... ALL NIGHT LONG, BABY!
>>1378243Roll for agility and endurance?
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1378245Bless me RNG Jesus
>>1378245You know it boyyo
>>1378260>>1378254There it is boyyo, a fair, lucious roll for you to use
>>1378254Don't you meanRNJesus?
>>1378273He blessed me, didn't he?
>>1378275Oh yes A lesser blessing but still a blessing A 20 would've been the maximum blessings
>>1378268Oh and ABSOLUTELY POUNDING
>>1378254You Rip off your shirt in a display a pure aggressive masculinity before going and do the same to the your new subject. >You are now minus (1) black muscle shirtWith great passion and speed and AGILITY you ram your scepter into the domain of your new subject.
>>1378301Proclaim love to our lackey Wake up tomorrow We need to plan a hit with her or something
>>1378280You ENDURE several minutes of hard pounding. Thief Status:Bliss and excitement
>>1378321L-lewd... What's next my good man?
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1378310Rolling for this
>>1378310>Proclaim our love>our loveShe needs to earn that love boyyo
Quick Question this board is strictly SFW right?
>>1378364YeahYou could make a discord or post link to the pic if you have tumblr or something like that
>>1378364I think you would be ok if you spoilered it.
>>1378364Just spoilered it should be fine
>>1378375>>1378391Hopefully it is. I mean it's nothing really. It's like PG-13 level nudity.
>>1378391>>1378375I think the mods will delete it anyways because they did in the Gorgon Child quest
>>1378364You can host the picture somewhere else and link it here.
>>1378432Yea, you can do this
http://imgur.com/a/mPElB>>1378310>>1378344You wake up a few hours later. You get up and put your jeans on. With your new lackey in your army you must move forward.WHAT NOW>examine apartment>walk to store to begin extortion>go to another store to purchase weaponsWhatever else you guys can think of.Highest roll decides.
>>1378457>Walk to store to begin extortion And bring Thief girl And ask her her name
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1378457Pic made me hard as diamond OP>Go to another store to buy weapons, bring lacky with us
>>1378473No just give her a name, She's ours now.
We should go get a weapon
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1378479
>>1378482You walk over to a local store.
>>1378509Check out what's inside, we might also need a disguise when we get to dealing with the store guy.
>>1378509>>1378482You walk into the store and are greeted by the store clerk. >"Hey there big boy, ya lookin for anything special?" INVENTORY>Grey jeans>Old Sneakers>Thief>770 shekels >Pillow>Bedsheets
>>1378533Fully Automatic 12 gauge shotgun and a side of fries
>>1378533Pillow and bedsheets And something nice for Thief We need to make more money before getting a gun
>>1378533Baseball bat, Inconspicuous and gets the job done
>>1378550More pillows and sheets! The ones we have back home are sticky and wet
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1378533Buy one crowbar
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1378560>>1378550
>>1378541"Wooho! Big boy!We don't sell fire arms here. Unless you can prove that you're not a cop. The fries will be 100 shekies">>1378550"That will be 1400 sheks for a whole set,and a dress can range from 2000 to 10,000 shekels">>1378558"Goodness big boy. Men with bats tend to be paragons of either virtue of folly. I like the idea of such a man. I'll give a bat free. But I'd like you to give me a little hand work for it though">>1378574"A Crowbar, not very original. But I'll give you a discount." 100 skeks>Which do you choose?
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1378589Rolling for charismaBuy the crowbar for 100 skeks try to haggle for the baseball bat for 50 skeks instead
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1378589Forget the sheets and pillows, we'll sleep on our own love juices Bargain HARD for a discount on a dress or to get it free
>>1378589Take the bat AND the crowbar
>>1378611Say it's for our girl here And show him Thief Girl
>>1378589>A little hand work for a free batWhat are you getting at?
>>1378651He wants us to yank him off under the counter.
>>1378610Despite your attempts you failed to haggle. However you are able to acquire the bat and crowbar for 200 shekels. BTW you don't have a shirt.
>>1378687UmHead home? Scout out places to rob
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1378687Scout out the place were going hit
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1378743Supporting roll
>>1378694You son of a bitch. I'm nice to you you try to rob my store! I'm gonna fuck you up you little shit!
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1378786Rolling for STRHit the guy with the bat we just bought
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1378786Considering this man probably has a gun or is paying for protection due to the locale, I'm going to say we roll for grapple before he does anything
>>1378807Nice Hopefully Thief Girl can knock him out
>>1378810I think I rolled well enough to put him in a sleeper hold, and if we want to get some extra money with the spades, we could snap his neck.
>>1378829And we can steal a dress for Thief Girl if he's ko'd>>1378786We need Thief Girl's name bruv
>>1378792An excellent strike!!His StatsHealth: 80Strength:?Endurance:?
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1378855Attempt to put him in a sleeper hold
>>1378855He is knocked against the wall.
>>1378928Tickle him into submission
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1378928Kick him against the wall one final time then steal what we came here forDon't forget to grab the sheets and pillows while Thief Girl grabs a dress she likes
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1378928Apply bat to neck.
>>1378959Supporting this then let's do >>1378950For grabbing the stuff
>>1378959Jesus anon, the guy was nice to us and we kill him?
>>1378966It's called villain quest for a reason.
>>1378966He got between our Thief Girl's dress and us This is what he deserves
My Internet's being a real bitch. I'm not sure I can keep up.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1379027Rolling to seduce
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1379027Knock him out
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1379049rolling for this too
>>1379049>>1379066>>1379064He's out cold. But you give him a little kiss anyways.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1379079Steal his shirt and cash, run to the place were going hit
>>1379090You took the cash(Total Shekels = 42053 shekels)But his shirt is too big for you.
Before you leave the shop you should pick a dress to outfit The thief in.
>>1379188Dress of 1, hair of 3
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>13791882My dice demands it!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1379188>>1379206Oops.#2!!
>>1379215She gonna be hella bunny
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1379197Supporting
>>1379215>>1379202>>1379197>>1379241Why not both? Let her choose which one she wants to use when she feels like it instead of forcing her into one
>>1379273She doesn't get a choice, she belongs to us now. Also I need her to wear #2.
>>1379318>>1379330>>1379338You're welcome, everybody.
>>1379318Lewd, in a cute way
>>1379318March Hare. We can be the Mad Hatter. Now all we need is a Cheshire Cat, a Red Queen to handle the day to day, Top Enforces Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum, and we'll be all set to get our shit wrecked by an Alice Heroine.
The Bunny Looks at you in meek anticipation."Thank you... I guess"InventoryOne half shirt too big to equippillowbed sheets42053 shekelsgrey jeansold sneakersthief robes.This'll be it for today boyyos.
>>1379446Until next time, OP.Where do we go from here? So that you have something to draw when you come back.
>>1379446Thanks for running, Crow.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1379446See ya around OP it fun today as well>Head towards the ship were going to fuck up, touch thief's ass along the way
>>1379446Thanks for running opTell Bunny she looks better with her long hair then move in and undo her haircut to let her hair flow
>>1379468And don't forget to give her a kissu
>>1379468You walk out of the store victorious. You then stride confidently out of the store, striding headlong to your objective. While walking out you confidently give your bunny-girl's ass a playful but powerful grab.She grabs your arm affectionately.
>>1381439Walk to the boat to scout it out and give Bunny a kiss
>>1381478There a problem Bunny?
>>1381478apparently we are giving this money to a boat, or something
>>1381451>>1381461>>1381462>>1381471You give your Bunny Girl a kiss. She is deeply delighted.
>>1381516Status update.Your current objective. >>1377020To extort a store for money.You went back to your home to get weapons and along the way enlisted a thief now Bunny-Girl into your ever army. You should now be on your way to the extortion site. INVENTORYOne half shirt too big to equippillowbed sheets42053 shekelsgrey jeansold sneakersthief robes.
>>1381534To the store, to threaten to take somebody's organs to pay their debt.
>>1381534Go buy some clean bed sheets and pillows then go drop it off and then we'll go see the store
>>1381534first we buy a balaclava for you and thief girl, get a bowie knife or some big intimidating knife then we go and extort the money
>>1381538You arrive at the store. There is a police station a few buildings down. The law has eyes. You must tread carefully or face the law. If the law sees something suspicious they will send people to investigate. If anyone alerts the police they will send a small militia to arrest any suspicious suspects, survival is rare. >What do you do?
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1381601Nonchalantly walk in
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1381640Supporting
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1381640Casual recon
>>1381640You walk in nonchalantly.
>>1381690Despite your unusual outfits you walk into the target store without arousing any suspicion. The Store has a door at the back and one behind the clerk.The clerk, (presumably the paw, ei Owner)greets you."Hey there. Anything I can help you with?"
>>1381805"Do you have a copy of Casa Nova?" walk around and case the joint
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1381818Supporting roll
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1381831Supporting Roll >>1381805Do we have a TV or cd player?
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1381818
>>1381856>>1381883Second time I've rolled a 1First on stealing and now this
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1381818guess I should roll to
>>1381900>>1381888>>1381818the dice gods may hate us but BATEMAN IS WATCHING OVER US!!!!
>>1381818>>1381856You little punk!YOu come into my store, and try to steal from me! I'm not going to be played a fool any longer! Lemme show you younguns how we did it back in my day!
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1381942Poke his good eye out!Order bunny to stay back
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1381942>Poke other eye
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1381955this
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1381955
>>1381962"Did you seriously think that would work you little twerp."Despite his old age our adversary appears to be extremely agile and strong.He easily grabs your arm before you can poke out his eye. His grip painfully strong. An Inquisition roll could show you his stats.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1382051Use free arm to poke him in the eye!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1382051Rolling for InquisitionKick him on the nuts
>>1382057Once again he proves to fast and too strong for you. He easily throws you across the store. You slam into the stone wall of the book store. You take 20 damage.>>1382058 Despite the painful attack thanks to your high INTELLIGENCE and quick thought you are able to get an analytical grip of the situation.>PAW'S STATSHP:100STR:8END:3AGILITY:5PERCEPTION:3INTELLIGENCE:4>YOUR STATSHealth:80% Str:2Endurance:5Agility:6Perception:9Intelligence:10>YOUR BUNNY-GIRL'S STATSHealth:100Str:2End:5Agil:9Perc:10Intell:4
>>1382120Wait he can't prove that we were going to rob him right? we just asked for casa nova. so"BUNNY CALL THE COPS!!!"
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1382132Rolling for this?
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1382132Supporting with our MASSIVE CHARISMA
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1382132Rolling for this
>>1382188This, This is our roll bois
>>1382162Your Bunny girl runs towards a phone. She sees one outside the store and heads straight towards it.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1382286check for cameras!!
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1382297Support roll
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1382286SUPPORT!
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1382297Triple support
>>1382297Why, she hasn't done anything illegal.
>>1382317So we can prove that he hit first boi
>>1382297>>1382303THE LAW HAS EYES!However you still need the extortion money.
>>1382390Flash back to our boi trying to put the shopkeep in a sleeper hold
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1382390Bunny girl calls for a pizza instead
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1382390"hey, Old Man. Way I see it, I asked about a movie and YOU assaulted ME. What's the camera a gonna say? Whats my friend gonna say?"
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1382396Forgot to roll
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1382390Call in that our boyfriend and future husband is getting beat up by a robot old man in *shop's name*
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1382416Supporting
>>1382396Yeah you wish. Agility Roll to not get curb stomped.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1382496Roll away?
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1382532DICE GODS I BESEECH THEE
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1382483
>>1382535NO, they like being cursed at.
>>1382535>>1382297Jaysus christ what the fuck is up with my rolls>>1381900
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1382556let's try that shall we. FUCK YOU DICE GODS YA FUCKING TIT WAD WANKERS
>>1382573Well, you can't do any worse now.
>>1382573Welp>1We had a 14 dammit >>1382549
>>1382587Is it best of 3?Hopefully.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1382573I'll save us
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1382594I wonder if I can fuck it up again
>>1382532You are not able to move out of the way. Paw stomps his foot on your chest.You were fast enough to grab his foot as it came down softening the blow. -15 HPhp total>65
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1382677Bite ankles
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1382677Kick him in the gonads.Go nad your self.
>>1382416>Do not fret Ma'am, the LAW has seen the transpiring actions. We are sending over s small force to stop the crime in progress. However I would like to advise you to leave the area, and evacuating any surrounding innocents is your civic duty. The Law will be enforced in five minutes so hurry up.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1382677Punch his shins
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1382693Dont fuck it up
>>1382693Tell people to evacuate but stay a good distance from the shop where we can see our boyfriend safely
>>1382677I WILL NOT BE DETERRED, I WILL ROLL!!!
>>1382691Despite your worrisome state you fling your leg up towards your adversary's testicles. Due to his low ENDURANCE from old age he takes considerable damage.>70 HP
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1382744PUNCH HIM AGAIN!!!!!
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1382744Escaaaaaaaape!
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1382744>Escape and grab your bat
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1382752>>1382753Kick him again but with greater force!
>>1382711There doesn't seem to be any people around here to evacuate.
>>1382797>Bunny girl orders a pizza for the copsJee i wonder who comes first
>>1382797Just run to the other side of the street and look in awe how our boyfriend beats up Paw
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1382801Supporting hoping for pizza to come first
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1382797oh shit Bunny girl, steals the money we stole from the store clerk then bolts back to the apartment
>>1382797Run back in and clock him with the Mysteriously vanishing bat/crowbar.
>>1382762Paw is stunned in pain and is curled on the floor. He will recoup soon. You equipp your bat.You stand over likely War Veteran with a bat in your hand.In a few minutes he will be mercilessly gunned down by the LAW.However you still need the money. But you don't have the time to rummage through all his belongings to see if you can find anything valuable.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1382880>Steal casa novaIt's what we wanted
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1382880Smack him in the head to knock him out then book it to Bunny
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1382880Whisper in his ear "Black spades want their money pronto" now limp out of there
>>1377020The Words echo in your mind.>"black spades have an in with the organ market"
>>1382903Also say they want his organ, even if we damaged it.
>>1382897>>1382894>>1382889You walk over to the copy of Casa Nova that this whole fight started over. Mint condition copy of Casa Nova is now in your Inventory. You then swagger back to paw and bunt downward the side of his head saying "The Black spades want their money!"You then walk over to your BUnny-Girl who is gesturing you to hurry up.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1382946Book it back to the apartment for victory sex and aftermath cuddling
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1382946>Casa Nova and chill with bunny girl
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1382954Supporting
>>1382958>>1382954>>1382962You walk home triumphant. Your Bunny-Girl swoons basking in your radiant victory. That's it for tonight. I have classes tomorrow. Hopefully we do this again tomorrow but I might need to do assignments instead.
>>1383021Good shit opThanks for running Do you have a tumblr or anything?
>>1383021Shit, if it'l get the quest going sooner, I'll help with your homework.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1383021Finger Bunny-Girl's belly button through her mesh shirt. A fun "victory tickle," congratulating her on doing as she was told.
>>1383083After having made it a safe distance away from Paw's shop, soon to be Paw's crater, you begin to playfully tickle your bunny-girl's belly button through her mesh shirt.He isn't very ticklish apparently but the playful act and intimate touch are making her giggle.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1384506Head home to watch Casa Nova
>>1384510You return to your domicile to recuperate and while watching "casa nova" with your bunny girl who is quick to make herself comfortable on your mattress. All you have in your home is an old computer. It's often a hassle to work with when it comes to playing dvds.
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1384683Push through! Make that old piece of poop work! Then cuddle Bunny while watching it
I thought we took a book from a book store, not a dvd
>>1384717ShitI thought it was a dvd rental place
>>1384705You now boot up your computer. BunnyGirl waits while you slowly watch the blue bars slowly creep through the grey tube. >>1384717Upon inspection you see that CasaNova is in fact an old movie about an even older author.
>>1384755If it is a moviePut the disc in the pc and watch it with Bunny
>>1384762You put the dvd in the Computer. And wait for the Computer to read the dvd.
>>1384891Activate cuddling subroutines!
>>1385029Basked in the warm glow of your CRT Monitor, you and your Bunny girl embrace atop your naked mattress. She puts her head to your heart and is lulled by it's calm beat.
>>1385092Fall asleep with Bunny in our arms
>>1385092Equpt pillow and blankets
>>1385290>>1385308After equipping the mattress with your bedsheets and the pillow you and your Bunny-girl fall fast asleep. Your Subject is soothed deeply by your embrace and even in sleep holds firm to your person.
>>1385452Uh, is that a prompt, are we supposed to vote? >Wake up blowjob
>>1385452>Realize we forgot the money
You are woken from your slumber by an apparent attempt to aggressively advance on your home. A loud BANG on the door is then followed by an authoritative voice yellingYOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO ONE MORE KNOCK BEFORE WE WILL BE FORCED TO USE FORCE!!!It's the law. If they found out where you live they must have some file on you. If you answer the door they will arrest you persecute you and sentence you to a slow painful death. >What do you do.
>>1385486Hand the money to bunny and tell her to bolt. then answer the door
>>1385486"Okay, I'm coming. Give me a sec to put pants on.">Jump out the window with bunny girl
>>1385493you aren't very honorabru sir owain
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1385493Roll?
>>1385495Damn I forgot to take that off from another quest gamePlease no judge
>>1385486Give everything we robbed from that weapon store guy to bunny girl, tell her to scram and then open the door
>>1385486ShitOrder Bunny to get away from here, we'll see her again when we deal with these punks And give her one last kiss before she leaves through the window or anywhere
>>1385500>>1385493Your only hope to jump out of the window.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1385508supporting, AND ROLLING
>>1385517Guess we jump
>>1385517If we can't face them and do >>1385508>>1385510>>1385511>>1385519I guess we'll jump?
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1385517take the girl and the things and JUMP
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1385517Aim for something soft, that's not the bunny girl.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1385531Time to get that 1
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1385530
>>1385519>>1385530As you rush through the window you here for about a millisecond a knock then a maelstrom of bullets fly through the door across the room.You were not quick enough and got shot thrice around your right ankle.YOu allowed your Bunny girl to jump first so she sustained no damage.Roll for a safe landing.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1385550
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1385550oh boy here we go
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1385550
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1385550
>>1385553>>1385566Since she wet first Bunny-girl was able to prepare for a landing. She cradles her wounded master in her arms having spared him further damage. However she is not STR enough to carry him out of the alley where the two first met.You hear in the distance." HE LEFT THROUGH THE WINDOW HE'S IN THE ALLEY"
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1385586Hide
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1385586If she can't carry us, then she's better off runnin. We shouldn't drag her into this.Give her a wink and tell her we'll see her again later, then tell her to go.Look for somewhere to hide like >>1385592 suggested.
>>1385600Muh eyes Manly Tears Supporting
>>1385600She won't leave you.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1385642"It's a strategem my dear, here take the money and find I safe place, it's harder for them to track us if we are together"Bluff
>>1385642Slap herShe needs to go, now, we don't want her to die because we dragged her down with us Kiss after slap Something to remember us by
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1385642Kiss her
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1385647Supporting
>>1385647You tell her in confident and reassuring voice that it's all a part of your plan. She trusts you judgement.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1385678hide
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1385678Hide
>>1385682Oh godU guess we're never seeing her again if that was our hiding roll
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1385685I uhh support this guy
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1385682RIP
>>1385693What ever this guy choses.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1385678rolling for HIDE
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1385682
>>1385682A Bunny girl walks down an empty alley out into the street.
>>1385707Amidst the solemn footsteps you here a voice call out."STOP RIGHT THERE CITIZEN! YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR PUBLIC INDECENCY."Pray to RNjesus for her safety.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1385723SAFETY ROLL.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1385723oh dammit
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1385723
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1385723
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1385723
>>1385723Quick! Reequpt the bedsheets, oversized shirt and pillow to look like a fat bum
>>1385744It is only by some strange miracle that the police decided to not shot her smithereens. She experienced a rather strange phenomenon, the police came up to here and rather than beat her to death as a public display of force, they only beat her a little. Causing only minor injury. The LAW is now taking her off to be prosecuted. Public indecency is a minor offence. She'll likely be okay. For now you are safe from the law.
>>1385818I guess that's better than getting shot to death in front of us
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1385818Praise RNjesus
>>1385830We should've got her the nice sundress like i said, Bunny wouldn't have been beat up >>1385818Are se waiting for the next post or?
>>1385818How is that indecent?Everything is covered up, nothing has slipped.
You apartment has been blown to bits by gunfire and carted off by LAW. You are now without a home.You are now alone.You are left to lie on the floor bleeding from several gunshot wounds in an empty alley. That's it for tonight boys.
>>1385873OH NOU dickLove you op, keep that good shit upCan you use prompts for when we're supposed to write and when you're continuing please? And thanks Let's hide now
>>1385873Night opGreat quest.
i guess we had it too good for too long....goodnight OP
>>1385878I'll prob do some more tomorrow. >>1385889>>1385890Thanks guys. Sorry for the cliffhanger. DESU i didn't expect it to go like this either. That's why I spent so much working on this for you guys.>>10459436
>>1385927Fuck. I guess I'll just show it to you tomorrow.
>>1385927>>1385932Thanks opBut I think you added an extra number to the post number
>>1385873We'll pull in money, recruits. Just to combat the law. Rubbing our noses in bloody battlefield dirt. All for revenge.
>>1386208You lie alone wallowing in the depth of despair, but look defiantly upwards. Then from on high it is delivered, a vision of a future in which the rightly boss has taken his position. It is so beautiful it brings a tear to your eye and awakens within you an unceasing vigor. Endurance +1
First things first, we need money, let's head to those dudes. Report in and whatnot.
>>1387119Before you can even stand you have to mend your wound. The only plan you can think of ids to use the aglet of your Old sneakers to pull out the bullets, then use the soles of the sneakers and you sock as a cast.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1387132Do it
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1387132"I.... am a MAN."
>>1387138Thanks pal, you just lost our leg.
>>1387138>>1387140Using a small plastic tip to lodge bullets out of your ankle was a stretch but at least your attempt didn't do too much damage to yourself.You wrap your sole and sock around the wound to stop the bleeding. Not to effective but it's better than bleeding out. You limp out of the alley by clinging to the wall. You can try to walk to Hoes and Hoagies on you wound but at great risk of alluring danger or an infection or greater injury. You'll have to take the tram.
>>1387208Try to get ourself a bottle of alcohol to clean our wound, and also needle and thread for closing the wound. Worst case we need to burn our wound to stop the bleeding.
>>1387321You can purchase alcohol at the hoes and hoagies. Thusly you limp on board the passing tram. The tram is empty. You sit next to a window and watch the passing city. You find solace in the knowledge that it will all be yours soon.
>>1387646Fight against sleep. You dont wanna get caught. Lick your wounds and get back to work
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1387686
>>1387686You are not in the slightest bit tired. The bullets in your ankle will make certain that you won't be resting any time soon. However even in an empty tram you refuse to humiliate yourself by licking your wounds like an animal. You look out the window to see your destination. Hoes and Hoagies. YOu see two guards at the door. Not that they matter.
>>1387741Get off the train and head in
>>1387741Licking your wounds is a figure of speech. Bloodloss also causes sleepiness. But forgive my insolence.>>1387757Backing
>>1387757You get off the tram and flamboyantly stide/limp towards the door trying to not show the fact that you're in dire pain. However you are stopped at the door by one of the guards."Ya not coming in without a shirt."
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1387814Grab their groin and demand alcohol
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1387823
>>1387782Licking your wounds= mending wounds= showing painWhat are you a pussy.
>>1387841At least I have one. Yours got arrested
>>1387828>>1387823You grab and then clench the guards genitals only to realize that they aren't there. You then realize that the Guards are Eunuchs.
>>1387845Showing how much it hurts...What are you a pussy.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1387879Grab them by the apron and yank it off. Then run.>>1387886You got burned by an anon and gonna get your shit kicked by a dickless man. Your life sucks.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1387895
>>1387900Who are you?
>>1387903with that roll?He's our savior
>>1387895You yank his apron and try to make off with it. It doesn't seem to work out that way. >>1387900However the guard seems unphased by your actions. "Get a shirt then I'll let you in." He states blankly.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1387946May I borrow yours?
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1387946Rip off his apron and use it as a shirt
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1387955
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1387946"I am wearing a shirt. It's just invisible."
>>1387955>>1387985You take his apron and drape it over yourself. It's too big to use as a shirt so you tie to make a shirt like garment with a nifty cape attatchment. The guard seems to be okay with this. You are admitted into Hoes and Hoagies.
>>1388060Retrieve yonder alcohol, and sewing kit.Showing pain or not, don't want to lose the foot.
>>1388135Upon entering the establishment you are greeted by a loud voice."YO, MA NIGGA! GET OVA HERE!!"From across the room you tell him to order you alcohol and a sewing kit.
>>1388150Mosey over to them.And prop your bleeding foot up, higher that your heart, damn it.
>>1388167There are no tables at this establishment to put your foot triumphantly upon, so you put your wounded leg atop you knee nonchalantly displaying you battle scar to these knaves."Woah, " He gestures to one of the girls, Yo get my a nurse dis nigga need first aid."
>>1388302Make sure she's pretty.
>>1388304"I don't know how you did it but you called the Law on that bitch and survived. See now there's a rumor going around that the Black spades are bribing police to kill niggas. That's some Al Capone shit, and it's got 'em bitches paying out they asses for some protection.The Boss wants you in but you gotta do initiation. Get on the Tram and take it to last stop at Dawn. There the initiation will start.
>>1388491Lets go to the tram.That outfit doesn't seem to meet industry standards for safety, you must remove it immediately.
>>1388516Yeah totally tomorrow I'm tired.Sorry this session was boring I'll make up for it tomorrow.
You board the Tram.The last stop is all the way at the end of the city. near the outskirts It takes all night night to get there.It gives you enough time to rest.You ankle while not fully healed is feeling much better thanks to aid of that nurse. You feel like you can walk on it now. You wake up at 3:45 am dawn is about to commence. You still have one more stop. >What do you do?
>>1389186Wait for the initiation to start
>>1389232You sit alone in the tram waiting for the Initiation.
The tram stops. A man in a cloak and hat slowly walks in. He yells into the empty tram"First one to grab my hat is in the gang, the rest of you are dead meat."
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1389273CHARGE!
>>1389273I doubt charging recklessly will yield much results, and we're still injured so I doubt we can run much, can we?Maybe approach him calmly, try to size him up and see how he moves first?
>>1389288You propel your whole body forward off towards this stranger's hat. He steps back a single step and you miss. You use your bad leg to charge and stop you from falling causing minor damage.-5 healthYou should avoid putting unnecessary stress on your ankle unless you have to.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1389323Bear hug the stranger and climb on him.
>>1389350Before you can make another attempt to jump on him he swerves counter clockwise 90 degrees around you. Presumably he can just keep doing this.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1389358Take your pants off and throw them at his face, anticipate where he is going to dodge and charge there.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1389379
>>1389379You take off your grey jeans and throw it at the man. He avoids your jeans by moving back. If you jump at him your jeans would get in the way.Also he'd probably just dodge you. Maybe you should try a less direct approach.
>>1389533Lets put our pants back on, and examine him.
>>1389533Wind our arm back to make it really obvious we're going to try punching himbut at the last second, do a leg sweep to get him down on the floor where it's harder for him to jump around
>>1389533grab his clothes so he cant escape and wrestle his ass to the ground.
>>1389544You put your re-equip your grey jeans.You then step back and think about your situation. It appears the man won't attack you and only evades attacks.An inquisition roll will be needed to evaluate his stats.
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1390020Kindly ask him for his hat
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1390020Examine hat
Rolled 3, 7 = 10 (2d20)Rolling for inquisition and ask for hat.
>>1390024You ask him politely to give you his hat. You even through in a phonsey-esque gesture to increase your charisma. He doesn't respond so you assume it's a no. You inquisition check reveals that he thinks your really stupid for thinking that would work. as well as: HIS STATSStrength 10Endurance:8Agility:10Intelligence 2Perception 3charisma:0
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1390108We're smarter than him, lets pretend we knocked the hat off, and when he checks, lets snatch it.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1390198
>>1390198I..... anon, what?
>>1390218Our intelligence is ten, his is 2.>>1377268
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1390235Oh shit, you right Maybe it could work
>>1390198You tell that his hat was knocked off. He falls for it in goes into a fit of hysterics looking for it. He's hoping all over the tram hysterically looking for his hat. Due to his Agility you can't catch him, and due to his endurance he could stay like this for hours.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1390345Tell him his hat is on the floor right behind himWhen he stops moving to look and has his back towards us, we snatch it from behind
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1390434
>>1390434You tell him that his hat was behind him. He was so happy to finally know where it was that he turned around and bent over instead of just jumping backwards.You catapult yourself at his hat using his back as a leverage and grab his hat.
>>1390667Now we need to not get beaten.
The man stands up and walks out of the tram stoically. He gestures you to follow him.
>>1390995Equip hat and follow. Keep on alert
>>1390995Try to look at his face as well
>>1391156You equip the hat. You follow follow after the man.You attempted to examine his face but it seems to be covered up by skin toned mask.He appears to be leading you towards an alley.
>>1391448It was old man Jankins all along. Oh well it doesn't really matter at the moment. Just keep your eyes peeled and keep following.
>>1391461Wonder where bunny is right now
>>1391503She was the boss all along!
>>1391503I'm really worried about her. We should spoil her so much when she gets back. Maybe see if we can post bail.
>>1391537Let's make that our first priority as soon as we're done here
>>1391553I'm cool with that
>>1391553>>1391607Next thing you know we get cucked and is forced to watch someone else bang bunny's brains out
>>1391623I kind of want to see that, if only cause no qms ever had the balls to do that before.Then we can do what those spineless cuckolds never do and fuck people up.
>>1391461He takes into the alleyway. He then lifts the lid of one of the trashcan in the alley. He would like you enter this empty trash can.
>>1391789We have the hat, let's jump like Mario and enter the warp can.
>>1391789Also tell him we'll try to find his waifu why'll we're down there.
>>1391848You enter the can and fall into a dark box. After a second a single source of light appears over the head of a man in a mask with a black spade on it. He speaks"You wish to join or organization. Fine and dandy. But first tell me why. What do you want from the black spades that you could not achieve alone? Anyone you would like to protect? It's usually that a family business or an incarcerated father. Just ask an we can make it that happen in return for your allegiance.
>>1391950>Anyone you would like to protect?Well there's a girl...
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1391950I want everything.
>>1391950I want power, but I met this girl
Its just a girl guys and shes probably safe, chill out
>>1392203AgreedPlus we can make a harem if we wanted
>>1392189You tell him of you ambitions. His silence spells intimidation. You tell him of the girl He laughs"Power and women the true carnal desire or man, and thereby his folly. To devote yourself to such maxim is commendable, but ultimately incarcerating. Consider it done, the girl will be protected from the abuse of the guards and even the inmates. As for power once you join our organization you will have ample opportunity to accumulate power. But these things will cost you. You will exit this trash can. you will then be branded by the gentlemen outside. Then you will be assigned to a gang."
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1392173This
>>1392203But what better disguise to use while undermining the spades than a lovesick fool?
>>1392341You will need allies. Take the brand. You are not hurt by pain afterall.
>>1392375You get a choice as to where you would like to get the brand.
>>1392473Above our heart!
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1392473in our back, also rolling to not cry like a bitch during branding
>>1392473on your chest
>>1392473On the arm
>>1392487>>1392555Yes, on the heart side of the chest!
>>1392555>>1392533You got your Brand on your right pectoral.You are now on your way to your new gang. It's in the same ghetto you've always been in. Apparently tensions are rising in that area. Good night guys.Also something I threw together. https://thedarkwarren.tumblr.com/post/159844606148/i-was-working-on-this-before-she-was-arrested-not/embed
>>1392719G'night op>LinkOh wowDayum dude Good shit
>>1392719You should definetly finish it!
>>1392719Thanks for running
YOu arrive at a small cafe.Inside are two people with black spade brandings proudly displayed. To the left is a woman with heart shaped sunglasses and on the right a man with Sand M gear on his chest. To the far is an empty chair. What do you do?
>>1393574Ask if the seats taken
>>1393574Ask for a shirt
>>1393605You walk up to the table and ask the pair if the empty seat is taken. The Woman responds"Well it is now. You must be th' new recruit. take a seat. Order whatever ya want, we eat free here." She seems to have a slight southern drawl.
>>1393695Check out the menu, see what they got. Give them your name then ask for theirs
>>1393695You walk up to the table and ask the pair if the empty seat is taken. The Woman responds"Well it is now. You must be th' new recruit. take a seat. Order whatever ya want, we eat free here." She seems to have a slight southern drawl.
>>1393743I want a some milk, whole milk
>>1393743Try and make friends. Get on their good side.
>>1393743 sit down and order a burrito, some ribs and sweat tea. We have eaten in awhile. Make sure to introduce ourselves
>>1393752>>1393751You sit down and pick up the menu. Ordinary cafe stuff, various forms of coffee and tea with some breakfast pastries and sandwiches. You order Whole milk to tide you over while you decide what you'll order. You introduce yourself to you new gang and initiate small talk. What do you talk about?
>>1393797Ask what they are fighting for
>>1393797Compliment the dude on his flexing.
>>1393797Flex with him and get to know them
>>1393808You ask what they are fighting for. The responds sardonically. "I ain't fightin for shit. I'm only in this gang cause my brothers in it. He forced my to join to protect me or some shit.">>1393814You compliment the man's flexing.He is insulted that you think he's flexing, this is his muscles relaxing state. >>1393830 You flex at him. He smirks.
>>1393847So what do y'all do, and what will I'll be doing?
>>1393854Nothin much. This gang basically runs itself. We collect money from the various businesses that we extort. That pretty much it. Mostly all we do is show at places and get free shit. We're suppose to help expand the gang's influence but I don't know how we're suppose to go about that. Things are getting steamy between gangs here so doing that would be like kicking a hornets nest. Just do whatever so long as it's illegal i guess.
>>1393898Sounds cool I guess.Do we have any plans for today? Also, how will we contact each other...
>>1393898>>13939242nd. They probably just visit in person.Ask about faction relations in the area from most important to least, and which ones have a sense of humor.Great quest so far QM, hilarious stuff and good drawfagging.
>>1393898"Can you give me an idea of our turf and our rivals."I think we should be able to increase our rank and strength our gang. Just need to get some info, maybe even make rival gangs fight each other. Just need info
>>1393934In this region there are about four gangs that even matter, and a bunch of proxy gangs. The four ones that matter are our gang, the black spades that specialize in extortion and gambling. The Butchers with whom we are aligned. They specialize in prostitution and drug trafficking. The songstress operate in the north and specialize in extortion and human trafficking. We have something of a trade agreement that keeps us from quarrelling, because the north isn't very populous human trafficking is legally viable but difficult to do. So we sell them a steady source slaves in return they stay in the north. Then there's the Yonkers. They're basically a trade guild of common thieves. They've set up a black market the city's underground market but even their own sufficient economy running mostly on stolen goods.We all need each other on paper but in reality but these are just artificial limits maintained for the sake of peace. The LAW's trying to clamp down on crime, and it's making everyone nervous. People are trying to cut the middle man for the sake of profit. If the economic interests of peace are violated then the peace is violated and a war would break out.
>>1394086Any particularly big proxy gangs we can absorb?
>>1394086"Who are the heads and what are they like. Where is all the tension coming from? We can't expand openly without the other gangs getting afraid of us taking from them and ganging up on us, right? "
>>1394086Don't violate the NAP.
>>1394101Gee man you sure are ambitious, for a total ignoramus. It's kind of cute. Proxy gangs are usually like five to eight man projects used by the major gangs to experiment with pushing into the other gangs rackets. They operate rather clandestinely so I only know about Black spade proxies like the Roses. >>1394146I don't know man. The heads tend to remain hidden to avoid being tailed by the Law or assassinated. The tensions coming from people trying to push the boundaries of the trade and alliance agreements. Expanding where they shouldn't be. On paper any expansion could set off a domino effect and cause a war, that we would have to fight in. But in practice three dumbasses like us doing some minor expansion shouldn't turn to many heads. Nothing we couldn't take care of.
>>1394293Well I heard tensions were rising here. Is someone making a grab for total control of this area?Also what do you guys do? Like what are your specialties.
>>1394293So, what do y'all do, and what kind of jobs do y'all need done at the moment
>>1394387I don't know. I think my brother told me to go bully some kids who were gambling by the school. If you want we can go do that. We could also visit the local roulette place to see what's going on there. I typically don't like actually doing what we're suppose to do but since you're so gung ho about it.
>>1394576"I'm a responsible adult, let's go pick on some kids." Grab a sandwich on the way out
>>1394576"you and me both"
>>1394576Also ask how to get bunny thief outa jail.
>>1394668Once we get her out though, I feel like it'd be for the best to be more secretive about being with her. Once we start making bigger plays and make some enemies, they'd be looking for any weaknesses or anything to hold against us. If potential future enemies find out about our relationship with bunny girl, that'll put her in danger.
>>1394783Yeah I was thinking that too, when we spring her out set her up with a place and hopefully a job then we could meet at secluded spots to have pg-13 fun
>>1394783We could bring her into the gang. I don't think we've had a proper conversation with her. We should ask her name at the least. Also give her clothes she can walk out in public in
>>1394619>>1394591You take the tram to the school and on the way you ask her about your Bunny Girl's situation."Hmmm... I don't know you could just post bail. If it's public indecency it's probably not even a real allegation.That's just like jaywalking or loitering, just an excuse for the law to not go back empty handed. With a lawler you could totally get her out. The problem is your brand. If they see she's tied to a gang member they'll probably send her to the JAIL for intense long term interrogation."The tram stops at the dilapidated school house. A rotten old thing used essentially as a holding pin for the offspring of the serfs. In the courtyard surrounded by wire fencing are several kids between the ages of 10 and 14 playing some child's card game."well... Here we are boyyos." says the woman.
>>1395022Try to scope them out to figure out what you're dealing with and ask them for more details. (After this we should get a shirt and make sure we have cash)
>>1395022So what kind of damage are we inflicting on these kids? Physical or psychological?
>>1395109Let's decide after we figure out their specs
>>1395088Brand needs to be visible. Forever shirtless
>>1395470Speaking of which, where's Sn'M bro's brand?
>>1395109It's just a little bout of relatively harmless bullying. If they're stubborn maybe a stab here or there. They're just kids. At worst one of 'em has a knife. I doubt any of 'em are very strong. strongest one's prob like 6fastest maybe 7smartest 4 topsThe one thing is kids tend to have high endurance some like 8. If you have a specific plan just tell me. I mean if you want we could take one of these kids and give to songstress."
>>1395470If we want to get our bunny girl bail, we need to briefly get a shirt or get someone to middleman
>>1395549We better launder the money too just in case.
>>1395535Pull out a bat and place it on our shoulders(if we have one else crack your knuckles), puff out our chest and strut up like we own the place. "Yo bitches, what the fuck do y'all think your doing!"
>>1395556We didn't steal it from a bank. We should be fine
>>1395535Maybe we should see if any of the kids have a lawyer parent to maybe kill 2 birds with one stone.
>>1395596We can ask after we beat them up
>>1395571You take the lead and strut up to the kids. You strike a boisterous and threatening pose declaring your violent intentions to the children. Roll for effectiveness of scare tactic.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1395680
>>1395704Shit those kids be hella spooked
>>1395680Shit we're intimidating
>>1395704Your pose strikes a deep fear into the hearts of all those gambling maggots. They all disperse running away as fast as they can, all except for one girl who is curled up crying in fear. The Woman pipes up, "She's prime slave material. Maybe her parents are rich and we could hold her hostage. What say you?"
>>1395911Ask who is her daddy and what does he do?
>>1395911(I don't want a slave but a lacky or informant) "girl hand me your phone and your wallet" find her ID and phone number " I have your name, address, and address. If I call you'll tell me what I want."
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1395962
>>1395958oh wait do I have to roll?dice+1d20
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1395962
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1395911Sell for cocaine
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1395966wait shit.>>1395973or was this on my behalf?
>>1395980Oh shit. I hope it counts
>>1395958"I don't know what my Daddy does. B-but he tells not to be scared cause if anyone hurts me he'll take care of them. S-so. Leave me alone!"
>>1396076Pat the girl's head.We don't want to hurt you, we just want to know where the drug dealing kids are.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1396076Take her with us."It's going be ok kid."
>>1396076"You seem like a good kid, so tell us about the drug dealing kids, and don't mess with the wrong crowd again."
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1396076So a lawman, maybe? Would negotiating a trade of civilian safety be a viable option to get bunny girl back?Also before anything else we should check to see if there are any eyes of the law around.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1396120
>>1396076I feel like fucking with this girl would be a bad idea since her dad sounds like someone with power and influence, and catching the attention of someone like that in a negative way could prove to be horrible for us, especially this early in our career when we're barely anything yetLike, maybe paying her for inside information or something could be okay, but outright taking her would land us under some serious fire
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1396076"hand me your wallet, address, and phone number. NOW" Use her to influence her daddy
>>1396137We do have plenty of shekels to spare.
>>1396120Let's not. We don't know who her father is and it could bite our ass hard if he is someone important or strong. He'll maybe even a crime boss. I would suggest we take her phone and tell her dad she's been messing with the wrong crowd at school and they should ground her.
>>1396156I was rolling for the camera search mostly
>>1396146Influence her dad how? The only way she'd influence her dad is by influencing him to fuck us up along with everyone we know after she tells him about how we acted threateningly to hernot everything is solved with intimidation, anon
>>1396187We befriend her, and persuade her to influence her daddy who seems rather powerful
>>1396097You gently bring her closer to you. She is very scared but your high charisma helps to lull her. The woman speaks:"What are you a pedophile? If you wanted to traffick kids you should've joined the Songstress. Just what exactly do you want to do with this child?!"S
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1396317Weren't You the one that mentioned trafficking? Either way we need to try and leave before anyone notices the kids ran off.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1396317"Fuck off I have my reason, I'm pretty sure you mentioned a few times about trafficking"
>>1396317She seemed scared so I'm calming her down. She might be able to tell us about the shit going down at the school, then we release her back into the wild
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1396338>>1396371On the off chance this needs a roll
Sorry guys I gotta go. I had fun today. Probably should've done homework instead though.
>>1396437Thanks for running again sahcrow
>>1396437If you want help with your homework, don't be afraid to ask! :)
>>1396437Thanks for the session, QM.>>1396437>>1397202But keep this sort of stuff to a messenger like IRC or Discord if you don't want to make any infractions.
>>1396338"Well no shit she's scared. We're here to bully kids, she could be a lot worse than scared... Whatever... just promise me this won't spiral into a bunch of extra work and that you'll set her back as soon as she stops being useful... Also I want to play with her before we set her back.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1405594So kid, you said your dad takes care of bad people, right? Did he say anything about the people he's planning to go after soon?
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1405594All right, can you tell me where the bad kids are?I need to go teach them a lesson.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1405594Only if I can touch your tits
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1405866Seconding this!
>>1405866Ah shit. Bunny girl ain't gonna like this.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1405866Thirding
>>1405866The Woman blushes..."Oh, uh... that's flattering I guess..."The S and M man is laughing his ass off.The woman attempting to retain her casual and sardonic speaking voice continues, "Heh, please don't say stuff like that in front of the kid..."
>>1405831I don't know... I just wanted to play a game I don't know any of those kids but I hear that they like to play in a ditch under a tram station>>1405803Dad doesn't like to talk about his work... Whenever mom brings it up they fight...I don't get to see him often because of his work...
>>1406136>Okay kid, go on and be safe.. and don't do drugs and stay in school.Head towards the tram station.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1406166
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1406236If I need to roll>>1406166
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1406136Sell child. We might need personal funds if we dont plan on staying a spade
>>1406246Oh and let the lady play with the kid.
>>1406261>>1406316Too evil for EvilQuest
>>1406326After getting to feel up her tits of course.
>>1406347Not in front of the kid, don't want to scar her.
>>1406347Would this count as a stat check?
>>1406356Well no duh, but how/where else are you going to do it? If you give her the excuse to do it later when the kid is gone for her sake, then she'll just refuse later.
>>1406383Well if she breaks her word, no one would trust her any more. And later it might lead to something more.
>>1406392You don't want it to be more, you've got bunny thief. This is just a chance to feel some titty and maybe establish a work dynamic.Unless like... you want to try for something more, and don't care about bunny thief.
>>1406166>>1406326You let the child run off which she does without hesitation. The Lady is somewhat distraught that you let her go without letting her talk to the child.You don't think the child liked the woman very much.
>>1406421Was the lady creepy?Did I need to roll?
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1406421Rolling for getting personal>You knew that kid?
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1406449Sure, lets go that route.
>>1406483>>1406449You and you cadre head to the tram station to look for the ditch the little girl told you about. along the way you ask the Woman if she knew the girl. She is responds rather surprised, "Oh, no. I don't know her, I just thought she was cute. Honestly I rather like children most of the time. But I try not to let that get in the way of my job... on the few times I care to do it.
>>1406571Oh, sorry then.
>>1406571>That character lineupIs this a Jojo reference?
Darn sorry for the short and sudden update.But I gotta sleep.I'll update friday probably.
>>1406600Night op.As long as you update I'll be happy.
>>1406600Might I suggest you prep another thread?
>>1406600Thanks for running again. I wish I could have joined. You might want to think about making a new thread