Old Threadhttp://boards.4chan.org/qst/thread/1372337#bottomThis here is a quest for all Star Vs The forces of Evil faggots>You are Anon>A loser>A degenerate>A loner>Former friend of Marco Diaz, who ditched your ass for a magical Foreign girl>One Day, after getting socked in the eye by her for a mean joke you discovered THE BOOK >It opened your mind to the powers of darkness>You used it to make friends with the Jocks>Now you've just won a game of dodgeball by catching the last throw in your TEETH!>...and are in the last class before the Weekend.>Science Class>Your other worst subject>Because the teacher is uncomfortably attractive>Today is pick a partner day>You've just arrived at classWhat do?
>>1375238>Twitterhttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuestYour current Stats are-1 Str+4 Will+1 PerceptionYou are ok at video gamesYou are Mediocre at the Saxaphone You've got a little help from the other side. You can read people's inner thoughts when they speak to you.
>>1375238Wellll, who're our choices???
>>1375238PICK A PARTNER, QUICK! ANYONE!Before we're forced to sit with the last person without a partner!>>1375251I'm not sure what out stats mean exactly since we don't have any knowledge of other character stats for us to compare ours against theirs.
>>1375238Partner with the jock we were with earlier.He probably wont help too much, but it will have him like us more.
>>1375260To give you a barometerHere's your first ally.Becoming allies gives you access to their stats.>Justin Armberg>Class: Football Quarterback>+5 Str>+2 Cha>+2 Con>-1 Int>-3 WIS
>>1375258>>1375260>>1375262There are 3 count em' THREE people without partners in this class>OscarThe kid who never usually goes to class, smells weird but has his own car and plays a mean Keytar.>Star has a huge Crush on this boy, he's dopey and IS going to fail>NedAn effiminate young man who's usually pretty quiet. He hangs out with the cheerleaders. He's tan, pretty and athletic.>Friends with the popular girls, Total unknown personality and intelligence wiseand...>AlfonzoA nerdy/weird kid who always hangs out with that weird fat guy Ferguson. He's famously good at Science but hasn't had a partner since middle school where he blew a volcano up all over Brittney Wong>Social outcast but exceptional Student
>>1375270Fuck it let's go with Alfonzo.Way I see we act as a bridge between the many social cliques and we'd be able to manage to have a whole network of people and allies to draw on in times of need. Be it helping the quarterback with some hard ass hell homework thru help of the nerd to helping keep nerd safe from bullies through muscle of the quarterback. NETWORK ANONS!
>>1375270Go for Ned. Most average, but he'll do.
>>1375270>Oscar would be nothing but a dead weight on us. He'll probably never notice Star, but there's a slim chance of it to happen.>Alfonzo could be useful as an INT companion, but he's still Marco's friend would would choose him over us,>Ned definitely gay, but he has contacts with the schools' celebrities.Ugh. We're stuck. I don't know what to choose. Alfonso I guess.
>>1375270Go with Alfonzo. I have a bad feeling about Ned due to his connection to Brittany.
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>1375270I'm gonna roll, since I'm tied between Ned and Alfonzo. 1 is Alfonzo, 2 is Ned.
>>1375270AlfonsoThe smarts may come useful in the near futurePut together the "Breakfast club" and proceed to go on magical adventures with them.Gonna go all Persona on this highschool
>>1375270Becoming close friends with Oscar could give us a chance to make Star suffer.I'm certain we are intelligent enough to do the project ourselves, and our new level up in Will should help us focus on class rather than the teachers curves.
>>1375294Well since everyone else seems to lack faith in Anon, I guess I will have to choose Alfonzo.
>>1375273>>1375276Two Ned>>1375274>>1375289>>1375292>>1375293>>1375294Overwhelming Alfonzo!>You sit in a stool that's gone unoccupied for ages.> Mm. Good choice...if you're trying to pass with no class. >At this point the book in your waistband almost feels like a hot water bottle>It warms your lower back and seems to soothe you when it "Speaks" into your mind>"A-Anon? Hey! You know this is where I was gonna sit but uh...">Wow this kid's voice is gratey>Sounds Immigrant-ey too>A piece of paper strikes Alfonzo in the back of the head>He turns, seeing his personal bully, Terrance eyeing him like a wounded gazelleChoose>Back up Alfonzo with no prompt>Ignore Terrance and explain to Alf you wanna be partners>Ditch Alfonzo now that you know he's Meat
>>1375301>Take the paper, and turn it into a paper hat.>Wear the new paper hat.
>>1375301>Ignore TerranceNo need to take public action, we haven't determined how useful Alfonzo is yet.If he proves himself valuable we will reward him.
>>1375301>Back up Alfonzo with no promptI say we just turn slowly to stare at Terrance, like in that creepy way that gets people to freak out a bit or just have the focus be switched to you so that Alfonzo isn't targeted. That way we can use the book's second language to learn the fears of the bully before mentioning something to him to give him chills.
>>1375301>Back up Alfonzo with no promptIf anyone asks, blame our new bravery on a concussion.
Well he isn't going to let is be his partner if we're just another asshole trying to mooch off his brains. Back him up!
>>1375301No sense getting into beef with Terrance until it's unavoidable.Alfonzo needs to be the one fighting that battle, otherwise he'll never grow a backbone himself.Just explain you want to be partners. He deserves to know somebody who somewhat cares about his well being. Plus that builds loyalty from him... loyalty over Marco who's probably stopped hanging with just about anyone who isn't Star.
>>1375304Could just turn head raise eyebrow, go "really?" before going back to Alfonzo. If Terrance wants to escalate, that's his prerogative before we step in.
>>1375301>>1375309This.Also the thing where we take the paper, turn it into a paper hat, and wear it.
>>1375302Voting for this
>>1375313>>1375314>>1375302Could just turn head to acknowledge what happened, go "really?", put on paper hat to assert dominance, and go back to our conversation.
>>1375317This seems to be the best compromiseSupporting.
>>1375302Yes, paper hat. This is clearly the superior option.
>>1375302>>1375303>>1375309>>1375313Ignore Terrance...and make hat>You snatch the paper up, folding it quickly into a little crown that you put on top of your head>"Hell yeah, king of Science Class.">Then explain to Alf that you want to be his partner.>"Hah! I losers of a feather flock together I guess!"> "Fuck you, get away from him you don't deserve him. >Whoah>Terrance's inner thoughts are blasting out of him at an 11>Why?You'll have to roll perception!Or ask the book...d100 + 1 for Perception.>"Gee, Anon are you sure? I uh...I'm not good at...people-y things."
>>1375325Assure Alfonzo, then ask the book what's up with Terrance. It sounds pretty homoerotic
Rolled 87 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>1375325Rolling.>Lightly jest that the King of Science Class demands that Alfonzo partners with us. But if he somehow doesn't get it, assure Alfonzo that we're sure we wanna partner with him.
Rolled 69 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>1375325Hell yeah man, here you can have the crown of science, fits you better anyway.STRAIN TEH INNER EYE
Rolled 85 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>1375325
>>1375325>rolling perception at "you don't deserve him"I mean, maybe for specifics, but we definitely don't need perception that the bad behavior's coming from a positive place of some sort.Could say "Neither am I but at least I'm secure in my Masculinity... Terrance" if we wanted him to blow his top.
Rolled 12 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>1375329Also for this.FOR SCIENCE
Rolled 41 + 1 (1d100 + 1)>>1375325Rolling perception
>>1375325>old system was 1d6+1 for perception, a 16.7% increase>new system is 1d100+1 for perception, a 1% increaseYou may need to rethink this. I'd say for each point in a statement add +10 or +15 to the roll.
>>1375326>>1375329>>1375336>>1375349>With a perception of Two major successes and a Success>You crack an actual joke>Your first royal decree is that the finest Science student in the land be your new partner>You place the crown on Alfonzo>He looks...bashful but overjoyed>"Thanks, Anon. Wow.">"What a couple a Faggo-">Terrance is cut off by the sound of the door SLAMMING open>In stalks Ms. Skullnik>The busiest, and UGLIEST teacher in the whole school>She looks extra ugly today for some reason>Huge>Green Skinned>Long nosed> She's a troll now, dear. >Psh, Trolls aren't real> Neither are magic books and king's of Science classes. >Alright, touche' bitch>"Class. Today we're going tah discover the...">Skullnik heaves a sigh so deep you can feel her midlife crisis crushing everyone's dreams from here>"...wonders of the natural body.">Every guy in the room is suddenly on the edge of their seat>Even Ned>"In these frogs.">The class is both disappointed and excited>"Ew! Guhross!">Says one of the popular girls.>"Awesome! We get to cut somethin' up!">"Shut-up Fred you're so creepy!">"Were these frogs given a full life before being killed for science?">"Shut-up Oscar, you're so wimpy!">"Stop tone policing, Sarah!"> Are they always like this? No wonder you hate them. >Alfonzo grabs a frog, bringing it back to the table.>The book.> IT SINGS TO YOU https://youtu.be/tMSNl66etMg Ohohohoh...how lovely. So well preserved. So fresh. Open me, dear boy. I have something to show you...
>>1375364Hmm yeah. Fuck it. Let's use d20s>The last perception roll yielded this result>Terrance is wildly upset about something>Could be a crush on Alfonzo but...that'd be weird>It being something else would be weirder>His inner voice died out when Ms. Skullnik walked in
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1375371What are we rolling for? Reading the book?Ideally we should get a book cover for the book, so that nobody can notice
>>1375365Let's not open the book....Then again, this class is getting boring.... Aw, what the hell, open the book under your desk, we're in class after all, it's time for a learning experience
>>1375365Crack that book open like an egg! but do it in a way so everyone doesn't see it. Can't be to careful.
>>1375365>Class typically has a beautiful teacher that's awesome and stuff.>One day, that teacher is 'replaced' with an ugly witch person.Wait a minute, wasn't there a book series about this????Excellent.Open it now.
>>1375365DO IT.And apologize for the bitch remark. We're not sucking up to her, but it's never a wise move to slightly inconvenience or piss off someone with magic powers.Play on her good side.
>>1375371>Opening the book>Anywhere near someone could discover us by accident. Sounds lik a bad idea.
>>1375410Supporting this. Books not covered, and there's a crowd. Discretion for now.
>>1375379>>1375383>>1375384>>1375392>>1375393>>1375400>>1375405It is decided...>After a mental apology which comes somewhat out of your mouth>"Huh?">"Nothing...">You slide the book under the lab table and peel back the smooth leather cover>The pages fly past everything you've read> DARKNESS TAKES YOUR MIND [/SPOILER]Roll Willd20 +4
>>1375410True.Is there a roll we can make to sneak-open the book?Say we bring it out under the table to open it, then once it's done, sneak it back under our jacket/shirt?
>>1375415Well. Here goes nothin'...
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1375415DAGNAB DARKNESS BITCH WE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE!ANON'S WILL IS UNSHAKEABLE!
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1375415>>1375420Fuck, forgot to add 1 to 1d20.
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1375415>Are you going to try to do this every time?
>>1375415Here goes... never done a roll before. First quest I've participated in.
>>1375415Dice don't fail me now
>>1375410I support this. We should probably steal a book cover from the library, unless we have some at home.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1375430And by that I mean
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1375428Shit, Dice, not roll
>>1375425Dear God. I've destroyed us....I'm sorry, I've let you all down. And to think I was on a good streak with the Eat It. ;.;
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1375415Hey, we're teammates, not master slave.Please don't bend us
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1375415I knew this book would try and screw us!We have no idea what might happen if we're revealed this early!
>>1375460>>1375467Don't lose faith anon, we have a savior among us!
>>1375415dice+1d20+4I hope the book realizes that while I appreciate the fast healing and mind reading I do not enjoy the attempts to crush my psyche.
>>1375470Well yeah, but who's to say OP won't be sadistic and just ignore all rolls past the 3rd one???Perhaps our savior is too late... ;~;
>>1375471It's a test of Anon's resolve.We don't deserve our gift if we can't handle it.
>>1375473>three in row rolls are sadisticThey're tougher than best of three, sure, but having a real chance at failure makes for a more enjoyable game. Taking the best from a giant dice pool isn't any fun.
>>1375421>>1375421>>1375426>>1375435>>1375461Success>>1375436>>1375425FailureOverall Success! THE DARKNESS RETREATS. YOU ARE ASSAILED ON ALL SIDES MY CURTAINS OF VEINS. WRITING MUSCLE AND CRUNCHING BONE. >>1375461 Don't worry, dear. If I wanted a pawn I'd look to far greater sources of power...with much less potential. Now pay attention. >All that lives must die>Still, nothing is just merely dead>It stinks it lies, and it can rise...>Take control> and Rule with dread. You now knowANIMATE DEADWhich is tied to your Will stat.Animate tiny class creatures with limited motor functions. It takes a certain level of focus to do so.>The book slaps shut.>You blink the darkness from your eyes.>Alfonzo has already sliced open the frog without you, humming to himself as he labels the visibly organs in his journal.>He didn't even ask you what you wanted to do for him...>Probably the result of his isolation.What do?
>>1375481First of all, ask for the book's name so we can properly cuss it out next time.Then, help Alfonzo with labeling the organs. We wanted to be his friend, remember?
>>1375471 You can learn to appreciate anything. I believe in you. >>1375473Nah, frend. I'll be counting the number of successes and failures with Crits creating MAJOR SUCCESS and Crit Fails creating MAJOR FAILURES which if there's one of each will cancel each other out.>>1375474>>1375478These guys get it.
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1375481...Let's animate somebody else's frog. How about Star's or Marco's? Rolling will
>>1375489Supporting. Though, he's the brains of the operation, so maybe inquiring what we can do to make things easier to complete the assignment.
>>1375481What's the range on this spell? Try to animate Star and Marco's frog. Her status as magical princess should give us good cover.>ask book what her muscles are writing.
>>1375490Including traitors?>>1375481>Inform Alfonzo that we exist, and that we can help. After all, we ARE the King of Science Class. In other words:>>1375489This.
>>1375415I knew it was a bad idea, and i dont even know how to roll dice
>>1375481Ask Alphonzo how we can help.Pretty sure we need to hide our magic, let alone any abilities, from Star. We're capable of spell casting without a wand, which means the book is probably our "focus". Lets get the name of the book, steal a dead frog after class (ideally a plastic ziplock bag or glass jar should keep the formaldehyde from being smelt.) We'll practice animate dead after school. Also we may wanna keep tabs on Star/Marco after casting. Who knows if she can sense necromancy.
>>1375481>Also, thank Mommy for the gift. uwu
>>1375507She doesn't have random magic surges that often. If anything, it'll make the pair of them more aware that someone at school is also a caster.
>>1375481QUICK STATUS UPDATEStar and Marco dipped out of school around Lunch Time.He's been having 'someone' bring his homework to him because of Star's magical shenanigans.Neither of them are in this class.We're taking a short break (30 minutes) and I'll be back. Get a list of questions you want answered. Including ones addressed directly to the book.Cause like I said, Anon can't here us... However, 'I' can.
Since it seems some of y'all can't seem to find the sticky,When you write dice+1d20+x, it goes in the OPTIONS FIELD. NOT THE TEXT FIELD.
>>1375481Dont animate anything in class!Pocket a frog and well try our new powers over recess.
>>1375539Last class of the day. Also, we got the weekend coming up to do experiments and shit at our own leisure.
>>1375539This, But don't even steal a frog. Either find some roadkill, or kill something yourself. You're going to bring it back anyway.
>>1375536What are the chances of Star letting us hold her wand if we ask nicely?If only because she doesn't expect humans to be spell slinging.
>>1375536Few points.1. What's your name?2. I'd like a face to go with that voice. Any way I can see what you look like?3. There's someone else with magic in this school, a girl named Star. Should I be worried?4. Why me though?
>>1375536Not a question, but just saying: Thanks, Mommy. uwu
>>1375546>Kill something yourselfNow hold up Mr. Edgy. We've already got a dead frog. Could probably even scoop up dead birds or something. Just because we dislike Star doesn't mean we need to go full sociopath... especially right off the bat.
>>1375536Dark, we should keep the power hidden in that case. Star's the resident weirdness magnet, so not having her in class while magic is happening would throw red flags. I'm with the other Anon's now, let's sneak a frog out for after class. Question for book after the breakFirst: are you a liarSecond: do you plan to betray us?
>>1375547Well, we did pissed her off earlier which kinda got this train rolling in the first place. And it's a family heirloom that is being actively seeked by extra dimensional beings... I think our chances would be pretty low.. but that's just my opinion, man.
>>1375554I have a better idea.Let's befriend a cat. I ain't no pet expert, but if what I recall is correct, there's this meme where cats bring their kills to the owners/favorites for some reason.We should use this to our advantage. Befriend a cat or two.
>>1375547That will bring us into conflict with star. Considering we don't even know our own abilities, that would be stupid at best and a lethally bad idea at best.>>1375554Hey, it's expedient, and I never said killing an animal. A bug would work fine.
>>1375561>lethally bad idea at best*At worst.
>>1375536How's Trigon these days, Book? Still showing off his gigantic bulge in royal tapestries?
>>1375560>Dead mouse army.>Going Necromancer Ludo route
What exactly did we say to get punched in the face anyhow?
>>1375572We didn't say anything.It was supposed to be a playful game, but star overestimated human endurance.
>>1375572It was a bad prank on Star's behalf. I'll be dammed if I'm not gonna hold a grudge, though.
>>1375570Cats don't just kill mice, y'know. They kill birds too.
>>1375536Why were you in a bathroom void hole? Did someone put you there?
>>1375579We don't want a Frankenweenie thing going on where we got an entire pet cementary of undead animals.If they're at least intelligent constructs that follow our command, lets keep them. But if they're just animals brought back to life and that's it, we should disband them otherwise they'll be a hindrance. Animate the animals for practice only if that's the case.
We need to ask the real questions here...Like how to prevent the marcobowl.
>>1375605It's obvious.We have to make Marco gay for Anon before every female in the universe falls for him.
>>1375605Become a bigger sex magnet than him, obviously.Level up strength and charisma, roll well, that sort of thing.
>>1375558I mean, a dog has literally run off with it before. We're not particularly threatening either. Plus Star doesn't hate us, she just reacted to a mean joke. We're not continually attacking her or anything yet >>1375560I'm up for befriending a cat. Star can keep her laser puppies, we're gonna make... what's the opposite of laser? Shadow cats?>>1375536You obviously have the capability to bend us to your will if you desired... so what do you want?What can you tell us about your past?What were your hopes and dreams? What was your childhood like?Also we need to start lifting with the jocks. Jocks respect even the weakest guy putting the effort in. Plus we're evidently unagile and weak.Also if we pull a Dr. Zoom (" IT WAS ME STAR! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG") on star through her life at the school, it would be totally worth it.
>>1375615I'm getting a familiar tinge of Mob Psycho, what with wanting to gain muscle despite having potentially cataclysmic powers in the near future.
>>1375615Black hole cats! They suck in light through their eyes!
>>1375622So just cats then.
>>1375615The opposite would probably be ballistic cats, though I'm not sure that would be a good idea.Why not have particle weapons instead?Recreational Nuclear Bombs?
>>1375627>.......with the Cats.>"I'M GONNA GET ENGINEERS TO INVENT A NUCLEAR CAT THAT *BLOWS YOUR HOUSE UP!!!*"
>>1375612Will lead into>>1375609If the dice don't feel like fucking us over.
What if we drop our angst and use our powers for good?
>>1375605Date Jackie Lynn Thomas
>>1375645I hope you're not calling Mommy bad. >:(
>>1375645Anon, this is an angry Neet gets powers story.What made you think we'd ever drop the angst?
>>1375645What if we drop our angst and use our powers for our direct benefit
>>1375645But that's boring. This is interesting.Besides, who said we can't do good things on our path to power?
>>1375536 Mama's home. >>1375539>>1375554>>1375555>After friendily reminding Alfonzo that you're his partner now and that royalty should stick together he gladly includes you>Huh. He's well meaning, just oblivious.> Perfect. >Roll Int to see how it goes>Then Roll Dex for the end of class to steal that Frog[Spoiler] Now for your lovely questions. >>1375549 My name? My face? I'm a book. Your teacher. Your protector. I suppose I could use a name...call me Luna. As for my face.>Pic RelatedOh, dear. Not quite ready for that, I see. Don't worry. There's time. Star Butterfly is a remarkable girl. Already quite advanced in the use of her destructive powers. She's Mewman. You won't be a match for her physically any time soon...best not to focus on others, dear. Just don't ever forget the wrong they've done you.Why you? Because you accepted. Because I think you can be wonderful. Extraordinary. Don't you? >>1375552 Mummy's always here for you. >>1375555 Maybe. Not yet. Liars have something to hide. You only hide things from people who could stop you. Do you think I'm afraid of you, dear boy? >>1375615 I love how you think. My past is long and storied. Check the dates on my visitor's quotes. I knew Glossaryk before he became so...peaceful. >>1375658 De nada, Mi hijo
>>1375672 Oh! Silly me. I forgot to mention THE HOLE >The lights overhead flicker and shake when those words enter your mind It's still in the bathroom if you're so curious about it. I prefer direct demonstrations.
>>1375645Who said you can't do good things and be angsty at the same time. We're a virgin early highschool loser with, thanks to Star, no friends. Marco was our closest friend, and now he doesn't hang with us.I'm more than willing to bet the mean joke we made was something along the lines of her whipping him or something>>1375621Star is a super fit princess with spell slinging abilities. And our friend stopped being our friend just because her life is more interesting than anything he's known.That means the only way to have friends is to improve. That means we need to become a super fit spell-slinging princess also.>>1375622>>1375626>>1375627>>1375635Laser puppies aren't harmful enough to hurt something with their lasers (if it doesn't hit the eyes at least).Super stealthy cats that are shrouded in darkness? Seems to fit the slightly edgy necromancy/dark based powers we're being granted.
Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d20)>>1375672So, 2 d20s for int roll followed by Dex roll
>>1375681Furthermore we should really go back to the bathroom to check out that hole before we leave school
Rolled 12, 10 = 22 (2d20)>>1375672Here's hoping I don't mess up again...
Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d20)>>1375672Dice GO
Rolled 10, 5 = 15 (2d20)>>1375672
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1375672As far as the class goes, if we're confused or having problems we should legitimately ask clarifying questions. We need to surpass Star. That means in mind, heart and body.
Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d20)>>1375680>>1375691My bad on the roll, lets do this again.Don't know why we need to be agile to steal a frog. It's not like the teacher will get on our case. Dead frogs go in the trash afterward anyway. We can just say we want to study it more cause we found it interesting.
Rolled 1, 6 = 7 (2d20)>>1375672Of course you aren't afraid of poor Anon here.But you're afraid of us, aren't you?Anyway, these rolls aren't doing to hot, are they?
>>1375681>>1375687>>1375689>>1375690>>1375691>>1375696>>1375701.....We've failed. ;.;
Here's hoping all goes well...
>>1375705Oh well, it was bound to happen at some point.
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1375672Rolling Dex to take frog.To Luna>"I'll try to visit the hole after class. It might take me a while; I can't fit in yet. And... thank you."
>>1375705Once again the dice find a away!
Rolled 6, 16 = 22 (2d20)>>1375707Sigh.... dice, not roll...
Rolled 17, 12 = 29 (2d20)>>1375672Vamos muchacho, papi necesita su ejercito de ranas
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1375709Apologies, forgot the int roll.
>>1375701Careful Anon, we could be here all night playing the intimidation game[spoilers]because we can't hurt each other [/spoilers]
>>1375725See guys, all you need is to be nice to the dice
>>1375714I keep telling you people that d100 is better than d6 & d20. This is exactly why.I don't care if it mean I'm less likely to get a crit success. If it also means I'm less likely to get a crit fail, I'll take it ANYday.As as matter of fact, why roll for how we perform? Why can't we just decide how we perform for ourselves??? That would encourage us to be more clever and come up with big master plans.Due to OP's rules, all of everyone else's rolls are moot since we got a 1 for BOTH of these rolls. Therefore, we are fated to fail no matter how much we don't want to fail.
Rolled 16, 2 = 18 (2d20)>>1375739Screw that, double 20s
>>1375731As I see it, "Luna" is attempting to usurp our point of control over this world. This is a threat to our designs, whatever they may be.This is unacceptable.Therefore, we must be very careful utilizing the book, and accepting any "Help".
>>1375739I'm Gonna just try to enjoy whatever OP comes up for us. Just thankful they're willing to host something for us all to enjoy, regardless of whatever system is used
>>1375752I think you're right, but without the book we can't gain much power. For now, we must coexist.Fashion our resistance from the neglectful dragon's hide.
>>1375761Yeah, well it's hard to appreciate what OP brings when OP is a faggot.At least Mommy does things right.
>>1375752That is a bit of a thing with "accept the darkness to get power" stories, problems arise when you try to abuse the power of the darkness. So, harmful intentions or not, being careful is always good.
>>1375771Implying it can't read our minds. We basically have our own Glossaryk. It's just less goofy and more relaxed. And Glossaryk was all about pulling out the book wielder's true potential. This raises the question: How was Luna bonded to this book.Additionally, we don't know about Glossaryk yet in this story. We just know Star is a magical mewman who has us outclassed in everything but ( and this is conjecture) willpower and intelligence.
Hey QM, what are our stats so far?Has our inventory changed?
LAST POSTTHE RESPONSES TO THIS WILL CLOSE US OUTCheck the twitter for updates on our next session!Which should be Weds, my dudes. Around 2pm or 7pm Central US time depending on what works for more people [/spoiler]For the Science roll.d20 + 0 for int>>1375681>>1375689>>1375696>>1375701>>13757155 failures...with a MAJOR FAILURE>>1375727>>1375725>>1375691>>1375690With 4 Successes>Wow, you suck>What is an Science?>Alf basically carries you through the experiment>You can feel how uncomfortable he is having to stop and explain shit but he does it anyways>His inner voice is shockingly patient> "Don't mess this up. Try, Alfonzo you must TRY to make a real friend! No more Life boats!" > He's like a lost puppy. I just want to enslave his will so he doesn't have to wander alone in the darkness anymore. Don't you? >Wow, no>Maybe?>Not sure...Due to your bumbling a friendship could not be struck with Alfonzo today. He even seems to think you're kind of slow. People are snickering and think they know why you're partners with him.You have met but he has not become your ally. You both pass the experiment however, and will likely be lab partners.>Terrance is now clearly an enemy, as he smacks your frog tray when he passes to present his own.>Terrance partnered with NedThe Dex Roll to steal a frog after class...>>1375681>>1375687>>1375689>>1375690>>1375696>>1375709Failure>>1375714>>1375715>>1375727Success! ...but not enough>The teacher spots you trying to pocket one of the mangled amphibians>Skullnik angry>"Anon! Put that thing down! Go wash your hands! Iodine is TERRIBLY bad for your skin!">She leans over to you, her craggy new Trollskin becoming so detailed it makes you wretch>"Not to mention the WARTS!">As you're forced to wash off Skullnik asks>"What were you thinking? Trying to take a specimen out of class?">What do we say to her?
>>1375782Twitter Linkhttps://twitter.com/StarVsQuest>>1375781Our Stats are currently+4 Will+1 Perception-1 StrWe can passively hear the inner thoughts of others. Usually their struggles or fears.We can cast ANIMATE DEAD on tiny class creatures.They can perform basic tasks and have limited motor skills.
>>1375782I really wanted to get better at this. Come on, you saw me suck at this today also. Also there's no Iodine in the solution. There's Formaldehyde... Alfonzo taught me that...
>>1375782Oh shit."I wanted to try again to better understand the innards, so I took another frog."
>>1375782"I uh... I have a pet snake. Food's a bit expensive to get, so I thought it wouldn't be a problem to take a frog that's already dissected. Thought if I washed it it'd be OK for the snake to eat, but..."Then go to the bathroom and investigate hole for Wednesday.
>>1375790Going with this.
>>1375786What other stats are there? Will, Dex, Str, Per, Int, Mag, Luk, End, Cha?
>>1375790This, we need to just hide the fact that we just are dumb. Man maybe we should like invest in looking into some science stuff or at least try to redeem ourselves using math? Who knows, though I do like >>1375782This line > He's like a lost puppy. I just want to enslave his will so he doesn't have to wander alone in the darkness anymore. Don't you? I can somewhat understand the feeling, but at the same time, mum please trying to make friends is not enslaving them, its better when they make their own choice and choose to stay loyal, they make much better minions that way.
>>1375795Probably zero at this point.We haven't been in a situation that allows us to level those up.
>>1375793Oh, and if the lie doesn't work, then lie again and try to pass it off as a cofession. Something like "Ok fine! I wanted to sneak it into someone's microwave in my neighborhood."It will probably work.
>>1375802Seconding this second lie if the first one doesn't stick.
>>1375801I mean, I'm willing to bet those are 0, but what stats are there?Additionally we should thank Alfonzo for letting us act dumb and that we'll reward him by showing him something cool we can do (Animate Dead)Explain that something just changed when Star started hanging around, and swear him to secrecy.We could make him the Marco to our Star... minus the homoerotic connotations that statement just had.
>>1375790>>1375792Roll Charismad20 + 0However! The situation is believable. Roll twice and use the higher result.
>>1375782"I just... Wanted a second chance at the project"
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1375811Rollan.
Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d20)>>1375806That seems way too risky.We don't know Alfonzo very well, and we don't know if he can keep a secret. I'd probably thank him and let him know he was pretty darn cool for helping our dumb ass.>>1375811Welp. Here we go.
Rolled 2, 11 = 13 (2d20)>>1375811Here goes...
Rolled 18, 12 = 30 (2d20)>>1375811Vamos mi muchacho, 'nitamos salir de esto
Rolled 2, 13 = 15 (2d20)>>1375811
Rolled 14 + 0 (1d20 + 0)>>1375811
>>1375820Hot damn, seems like the dice gods love Spanish.
>>1375820>>1375825Freaking this, was thinking the same thing
>>1375782Say "yeah, I needed to study a little more, since I was having such a hard time today"Be smooth
Rolled 7, 13 = 20 (2d20)>>1375833And roll
>>1375825Is this the secret of the Marcobowl?
>>1375837Possibly. We might have to learn french to get a leg up.>>1375823Holy shit motherfucker, how do you roll a zero on a dice?
>>1375825Si>>1375815>>1375820>>1375821>>1375823Success!>>1375816>>1375818Failure...>"Sorry, Ms. Skullnik I-">You turn, wiping your hands on your coat.>"Alfonzo just blew the heck out of that experiment is all. He's awesome at this stuff. I wanted to bring my grades up so I thought I could google frog anatomy at home. I'm tired of failing.">Skullnik's eyes soften toward you.>"Anon. If yah wanted some extra help just...here.">She hands you a free copy of the Anatomy book.>"The seniors use that but it's simple enough. Yah can READ can't yah?">You nod.>"Good. Now get outta here. Enjoy your weekend.">She grumbles as you saunter off into hallway.>Alf is there.>He has a look of pure joy on his face.> Is he in pain? >"Anon! You really think I'm...Awwesome!?">Hoo boy> Slave aquired. > Excellent work, dear. And that's all for now folks! Feel free to leave questions and comments below!NEW STATSWill +4Perception +1Charisma + 1Str -1See you, Space cowboys!
>>1375842He put in dice+1d20+0 instead of dice+2d20.
>>1375842Nah, it was just the modifier...
>>1375845>>1375846Oh.Well now I feel like an asshole.Sorry mate.>>1375844Hey, we got free shit! Nice.
>>1375852Hey we got a free slave so it works.
The legend of the Spanish dice begins
>>1375844Excellent!Another batch of subjects!>>1375776We need to play this long game, say like Yakuza thugs. We make investments, push when we need to push, don't go looking for fights, have allies who WANT to be allies, and slowly spread our influence to as many important fields as we can.We're doing this for getting Anon a good education.
>>1375859"C’mon baby, daddy needs some 20s" ---> ???
>>1375844Yeyeyeyeyeyeye minion acquired!~ Now we just need to work him over and cement that loyalty to us. On another note what other tasty subjects may we have?I'm imagining us acting like Greed by the end of this, we're not the fairest of overlords, but hot damn we'll keep you safe because no good do gooders get to mess with /our/ stuff.
>>1375867"C'mon baby, daddy needs a frog army"And"C'mon my baby, we needa get outta this"
Remember, Minions work best with the illusion of free choice. We should also allow some independence so that they can use their initiative to do things we want but don't think of at the time.
>>1375889You I like, minion management is very important
>>1375844Thanks for running.>>1375874>I'm imagining us acting like Greed by the end of this.Cant wait.
>>1375889Are you saying to advise us? Or to warn us of her?
>>1375919Why not both?>>1375844Thanks for running, do you have the next session scheduled?
thanks for running! i love this guest! and when is it on again?
>>1375481>You now know>ANIMATE DEADhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ikBut seriously, does Anon want this to be an Evil Alignment Quest?I think everyone is putting too much trust into the unknown, eldritch voice whispering advice into our ear, touching our minds, and I say that knowing nothing about the voice since I'm just around the seventh episode.
>>1376035We're already stuck with the deal; best to keep on the human-skin book's good side.So far, we just want to get a few goals done: get a girlfriend, keep Anon safe from abuse, and pass classes. Demonic overlord be damned, we have our own plans.
>>1376050Granted so far we have been a willful child to 'mother' rather than a obedient puppet child, so I think we are doing okay after all we are not pulling a ginny weasely
>>1376225i am ok so long the book does not make decisions for us
>>1376388How do you know it's not influencing us already?It doesn't even need to magically control us, just it's voice could move us to choose something we normally wouldn't.
>>1376585Oh no, it's worse than that.It can hear everything we say here, and it's not impossible a poster or two might be it.It can see everything we say, but we can't see anything it doesn't want to tell us.
Why didn't we continued using previous thread?It's still alive, floating in the catalog.
>>1376689The QM is new to quests entirely. We should bring it up in the next thread.
>>1376616Fun. So we're a collection of mad ramblings in a potential school shooter, and she can hear every single thought, including the ones that call her out on bullshit and say shes fucking with us.>>1376706I think just leaving this here should convince him to continue it here than starting another thread.
>>1377107Almost, but not quite. Anon can't hear us, but we still control his actions. See >>1374083 for what Quest said last thread.Other than that, you've pretty much got why I'm so paranoid about the damn book.
>>1375536>>1375365>>1374083Eclipsa has such puffy cheeks. I want rub them with my hands like I would to a fat, happy cat, but her husband is right there.
>>1377617So do you think she's speaking through the book to us?Or is this book our own Glossaryck?
>>1377841Probably her, but we're not even supposed to know she exists.
>>1377617It's the monster cum. She's always got a load she's savoring in her mouth.
>>1377853how would the dick even look like? riges,bumps,snake,dog,banana you know a bended cone shape?
>>1377871It's probably prehensile and with a lot of secretion glands.
>>1377873so a tentacle with lubrication glands, aphrodisiac and the bumps are glands around the base
>>1377871Well, of Rhombulus can have talking snake heads for hands, I suppose anything is possible...
>>1378103i did not mean literal a snake i meant snake dicks snakes have two dick and this is a possible thing i think it more like the marcos monster arm but no mouth
>>1377853I don't think I would want to squish her face like a hamster's, then.
...I don't think we should be talking about mommy's sexlife, guys. She can hear us, remember?
>>1378381Im sure she can tune or filter it out. Its not as if she HAS to hear it right?
>>1378381Nah, she can hear Anon's thoughts, not ours.
>>1378381There might be a chance she and the book are two different entities.Might.Besides, she knows we're shitting about while planting thoughts and commands into Anon. No point in abusing / punishing him if he's not the one shit talking her.
>>1378434She can't hear our thoughts, but she can hear our "voices"
>>1378381Oh please, she's not BMClipsa. All the Eclipsa pics and "Luna" is an obvious misdirection.
>>1379975Then who is she, anon?Toffee?Toffee's twin sister who ruins his dreams in order to pursue summer romances?Hekapoo?Thomas' MOM?????If she's not Eclipsa, THEN WHO IS SHE????
>>1380209We could just ask her if she's Elcipsa. She can hear us. And as she explained earlier, she has very little reason to lie to us.
>>1375844I haven't watched the show, but I'm liking how things are going so far.Can't wait for the next session!
>>1380209We don't know. If she is to be believed about her age (which is a big if), then she is of similar age to Glossaryk, and definitely much older than Eclipsa.>>1380264Luna has purposefully ignored questions asking directly about Eclipsa and Eclipsa related topics. She's stated that she doesn't lie, citing that you only lie to those you fear, which is blatantly false. Lying for expediency and ease of accomplishing objectives exist. Not to mention that we could always vote to drop the book entirely, or alert Star and Marco to its presence.Bottom line is don't trust the fucking skin book we found in the void who routinely attempts to smash our psyche.
ANNOUNCEMENTNext session will be Thursday at 1pm U.S. Central time. I might make a new thread just to make sure nobody gets lost or misses it.Hope you boys are ready for some serious fuckin' shenanigans Oh and P.P.S.>>1380377 Close. No cigar. >>1380361Thanks, bretheren>>1380209 You're cute when you're upset >>1378442 Mama's always here. >>1378434 Can't I? You're all so Precocious! I love that in new blood. Such promise. Such potential. Such a chaotic spirit...
>>1380409Best keep the thread here instead of making another. Otherwise every session would be floating around the catalog for weeks.The previous one is still here, and I doubt it'll disappear soon.
>>1380631>>1380409This. Keep making a new thread for every session and soon the Catalog is gonna be riddled with Star threads, and some mod is going to ban us.
>>1380644>>1380631These boys are right.
>>1380410>>1380409So... when exactly does the Quest begin in the timeline? How many things have Marco & Star done so far?
>>1380789It seems like it's still season one
>>1380409That's alright, Luna. I'm pretty sure if I was right you wouldn't have responded anyway.>>1380789Pre-Toffee Season 1. Star's been around for a few months now.
>>1380789I would assume pre-mewberty, considering the worst Star's done to us is punch Anon in the face. Or maybe mewberty did happen and Anon had a sick day, or Star just straight up ignored Anon.
>>1381103>I would assume pre-mewberty, considering the worst Star's done to us is punch Anon in the face. Is being kidnapped and trapped by a teenage lovebug girl for later reverse rape is somehow worse than being punched in the eye by a magical girl?
>>1381466It is when the bug-girl is someone who cucked you out of a friend
Thursday can not come fast enough.
>>1382649>>1382578calm yourself m8>>1380789Season 1, Star just turned the teacher into a troll.Ludo has been harassing star for a little bit at this point. So we're on the nose of s1e3 or so
START THE SESSIONNOW
>Looks like the next session will be Thursday at 1pm Central U.S. time>15 mins lateThe German in me wants to REE
I dont think star has a green card i think we should try to get her deported
>>138366230 mins ain't a reason to REEE m8. Go do life things you gotta do. No sense shitting up a thread.
>>1383682She totally does on some level. No way the government isn't aware of multi-dimensional shenanigans on some level if she's in a sponsored study abroad program.
>>1383688Alright point taken
additionally thread is in permasage. 72 hours have passed. may as well make a new thread at this point.
>>1383693It's in autosage on page 3. It'll last for a few more days, easily.
>>1383693>Wants to make a new thread.>When the first one isn't even dead yet.I don't think that's how /qst/ works.
think there are sometimes weeks even months between the episodes of the Star Vs The forces of Evil universe
I'm sure he's just writing up a nice big update for us. R-right?
>>1383717M-mabye? i would REALLY like a big juice update shoved into me
So to all of y'all who don't have the twitter, here you go.https://twitter.com/StarVsQuestThe quest is happening today, there's just been a bit of a delay.
>>1383742YES THANK YOU!!!!
HOOBOY LADS REV UP THOSE WANDSCause I sure am hankering for some Star vs Quest!There was a delay but I've just made it home.Let's rock>You are Anon>Earlier today you got punched in the face by a blonde magic girl>The same magic girl that stole your best friend, Marco Diaz>You threw a tantrum in the bathroom, discovering THE BOOK >You can now into magic>With the help of the mysterious voice you gained the ability to hear people's inner most thoughts when they speak to you!>You decided to use this in order to Fuck Marco's bitch>Of course>You made other friends!>Justin Armberg>Lvl 3 Quarterback>Alfonzo>Lvl 8 Nerd>The Book is pleased, and gifted you with the power to ANIMATE TINY DEAD CREATURES> Aren't I lovely? >You have just escaped gym class and gotten out of Science with a new reputation>As gregarious>As hard working> How easy it all is. Aren't you proud of yourself? >You are now free for the weekend with all of Echo Creek at your disposal>Mom is probably passed out on Xannies back home>Dad has been missing for three weeks>There's always THE HOLEWhatDo?
>>1383776HOLE first.Maybe our skills can help us look for dad in the near future.
>>1383776Might as well head to the hole.Not like we have a reason to hurry home anytime soon.
>>1383776Enter dank hole; try not to think perverted thoughts and how you near attempted to shag it with the book on hand.
>>1383776>Choose A with X advantages and disadvantages>Choose B with Y advantages and disadvantages>Choose the Mystery BoxYou already know people are going to choose the Mystery Box.THE HOLE.
>>1383776Investigate the hole further, and afterwards try to learn the extent of our new abilities.
>>1383776Well then,lets go to the hole
>>1383776CURRENT STATS>Will +4>Perception +1>Charisma +1>Str -1SPELLSANIMATE DEADInventory>Your clothesShitty SneakersCargo PantsSchool Shooter Jacket>Your PhoneA piece of shit brick with a touchscreen> THE BOOK The Book>THE OTHER BOOKA senior year anatomy book. Given to you by Ms. Skullnik who's a Troll now? You guess? Stranger things have happened. Stranger things will happen.
>>1383776>>There's always THE HOLELet's go to THE HOLE first. I wonder what else they shoved into THE HOLE besides The Book.>>1383786>>Choose the Mystery BoxAlways choose the Mystery Box.
>>1383776I shall follow with the current popular vote for the hole! For all we know it could be a dimensional portal to an actual place, or just a stupid hole in a smelly bathroom. Best to get it out of the way now THEN move onto progressing our plans... whatever they may be.
>>1383790Did we lose the pencils?
>>1383794think if somecreature escaped from that hole thatS AFTER OUR SOUL WE MUST INVESTIGATE TO ADVENTURE!!!!!!!
>>1383797did we have pencils maybye they are in the locker?
>>1383790WAIT...Do you think Luna will ever give us the ability to shape flesh and bone?Keep that anatomy book. It will be 100% useful if we ever learn to create living beings.
>>1383790We do have that -1 Str and have some respect from the jocks. Lets go to the gym, no way they aren't using weights. At the very least we'll learn HOW to work out.
>>1383790>Check out that purple stuff on the lockers
>>1383776lets go into that tight hole in the bathroom!! or should it be the toiletroom?
>>1383802or get STRONG with shapeshifing abilites gasp think of the fun we can have with that!
>>1383809Shapeshifting is the best power.
>>1383809That might be risky if we're dealing with "dark, evil" magic.Like gain super strength but turn into Nemesis from Resident Evil or something. Still, food for thought. Maybe if we learn shapeshifting we keep it as a last resort.
>>1383778>>1383782>>1383783>>1383786>>1383787>>1383789>>1383792>>1383793>>1383794IT IS DECIDED Where do you think you're going? >The voice; Luna, as she calls herself enters your thoughts as easily as your own inner monologue>"I thought you already knew what I was thinking.">You mutter> Maybe I like conversation? >She giggles into your brain>It feels like fizzy soda behind your eyes and ears>As you round the corner into the bathroom you see it>THE STALL where you found THE HOLE that had THE BOO- That's enough caps, dear >Regardless, you're in>There's just one problem>So is Marco> Marco and Star Butterfly >They look surprised to see you>Each one takes on their own frozen look of apprehension>They've been missing all day> How scandalous. What do? >>1383797Can't get anything past you guys+2 Pencils
>>1383809Fleshshaping on yourself is a terrible idea even if you know what you are doing. A nubile caster like ourselves would fuck that up even more.
>>1383816Completely ignore them and go on with what you were doing
>>1383816Say hello, obviously.They know something is up in the bathroom, so we have to at least appear innocent.Act natural.
>>1383816"I must have gotten the wrong bathroom."Get the fuck away from here.
>>1383816KEEP THE BOOK SAFE! KEEP IT HIDDEN!I say we try to convince them we're surprised to see Star in the boys bathroom and the presence of the hole if it's within eyesight. Feign innocence.
>>1383816>> How scandalous.Back out, whistle, and act as if nothing happened. Leave those two lovebirds together to their devices.>>1383794>For all we know it could be a dimensional portal to an actual place, or just a stupid hole in a smelly bathroom.>it could be a dimensional portal to an actual place>it could be a dimensional portal to OP's mama.
>>1383816Ignore them. Get inside another bathroom and spy in on their conversation.
>>1383816>slam the stall door>"Wow, okay, if you guys are going to do that stuff pick a more private place than the boy's bathroom. Or at least lock the stall door."
>>1383816I feel questioning why Star is in the boys bathroom is in order. If she acts all innocent and ignorant, we might be able to get her out of there. Then we'll just have to deal with Marco. Or if we're lucky, Marco will leave with Star!
>>1383833thisso when do we get the mindbreak spell?
>>1383831Guys we have to know what they're doing there.Lets get into another bathroom stall and listen to their thoughts.
>>1383816Tell Star she shouldn't be in the boys bathroom.Tell Marco we gotta talk, cuz us saying we're okay earlier wasn't entirely true. Plus we've had some time to process it all.
>>1383816Pretend like you thought they were making out in the bathroom, and get embarrassed.Stutter out something like "s-sorry for disturbing you," and slip into the stall.
>>1383846Screw reading Butterfly's thoughts. Possible sense magic. Marco is safe game though I'd think.
>>1383816Im up to reading their minds
>>1383820Ignore them>>1383822>>1383830Leave>>1383821>>1383827Bullshit it>>1383831>>1383833>>1383859Get in the StallRoll Bluff! d20 +1
>>1383818i whas thinking later when we know what we are doing and do you think there is a spell that lets us make a flesh puppet that we can control remotly?
Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1383866Rollan
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1383866
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1383866>d20 +1All these ties. A 4-way tie, that's a surprise.
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1383866Rolling.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1383866Wish I knew Spanish to put the odds in my favor.
>>1383871how do you roll?
>>1383776>>You decided to use this in order to Fuck Marco's bitchWait, we did?I mean I wouldn't really mind, despite the black eye and friend-stealing, but...WAIT, are we talking about Star, or Jackie?>>1383866Get in that stall!
>>1383866Vamos, dame un veinte nena!
>>1383880more like fuck her up, not sex her.
Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1383866
Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1383866Unsure why we'd be bluffing on this really. We're disliking Star and going into a stall.that's pretty in line.
>>1383879In this case, you put "dice+1d20+1" in the options field. And don't forget the +1, or you'll look stupid like me.
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1383866GOD DAMN IT I CAN'T THROW A FUCKING DICE
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1383890
Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1383866
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)
We are fucked.
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)
Fuck.We're not gonna be able to bluff our way out of this one boys.We must advance in another direction.
>>1383905Extremely. But I have faith we can bullshit our way out of being fucked. Or not, that is also possible.
>all this failureWEW
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1383866>>1383882ok,now roll
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)
>>1383917>>1383907>>1383901>>1383898Nigga, you're only supposed to roll once.
>>1383886lets take this 20!
>>1383898>>1383901>>1383907>>1383917>>1383917Why're you rolling so much, anon?
>>1383905Well if we can't lie, then don't say anything. Keep the book hidden.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1383866Really wish faggot OP would clarify what result we need for a success.
>>1383922Trying to get his bad rolls out I guess.
>>1383922i got angry that i can NEVER DO ANY GOOD ROLLS
>>1383925We can't just keep our mouth shut and go in a stall. We're too autistic for that
>>1383928Why would it matter?
>>1383925I support this
>>1383928Hidden DCs are the spice of life.
>>1383866>>1383893I think the QM rolled a dice and Bullshit won between the 4-way tie that's been counted.
>>1383939thats true and >>1383928 dont be rude to our god QM becuse QM decides the holy DC
>>1383934Good point. We fail either way, so it really doesn't matter I guess.>>1383939Well yeah, but mainly when hidden DCs actually make sense; like trying to intimidate a guy that you don't know is actually a magical intimidation-resistant alien disguised as a human.
Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)Looks like things are looking pretty bad. Might as well give it a shot.
>>1383945what changes would there be if we didn't know?And having DC hidden make the rolling system fair I guess. As more people roll, the larger the overall chances our average comes out to near 10.
>>1383868>>1383873>>1383886>>1383893>>1383907>>1383913>>1383917Success>>1383900>>1383898>>1383896Failure>>1383905>>1383909>>1383910 Everyone presents their own kind of challenge, children >You glare but turn your eyes downward>Tucking in your jacket you rush past them both toward the stall you need to investigate>Marco is already stammering, sputtering and trying to keep you from putting his perfect conduct record in danger>You can feel his sweat fly off as you pass>At that exact moment you look up and make eye contact with Star> She isn't fooled >Both eyes are narrowed down>She clearly isn't the brightest bulb, but in moments like these, and when she plowed your skull with her fist you can pick up where her little brain excells>Violence>She knows how hard she hit you>You hear a tiny voice floating behind her silence> "Are humans that tough? I thought I really hurt him... >You SLAM the stall door for effect>Marco drags Star out of the bathroom in a frenzy>"C'MONSTARWEGOTTAGETHOMEIT'S TACO NIGHT!">Suddenly her pixie mind is put back on pressing matters>You used to hang out with Marco>Even you know Taco Night is Tuesday>"Marco, it's Friday! DON'T DENY ME MY frijolitos!!">SLAM> Alone at last >You are now left with THE HOLE>It's still plugged with toilet paper like you left it>If you strain, the faint sound of crickets can be heard through the wad> Are you sure you want to do this? What do?
>>1383947i think the DC for intimidating marco is is 10 and 17 for star but the DC to emberas them is 9
>>1383947Anon is an autist three days away from making Columbine look like a fucking joke. He's completely socially retarded and it makes sense that he doesn't know how to gauge people.
>>1383955ENTER THE HOLE
>>1383936>>1383925I don't think that's how quests work.If you get a failed roll the GM will say something like >"You try to articulate words into sentences, but nothing logical comes out of your mouth. You end up looking like an autistic as you speed up towards the stalls.Were it a Critical failure it'd be something like>"You try to articulate words into sentences, but before you can take even a single step you trip and fall. THE BOOK comes out of your backpack and hits you in the head in front of Marco and Star, knocking you unconscious and making you piss all over your pants."
>>1383955Stick our dick (and the rest of our body) into the hole
>>1383955Oh.... that went better than expected! Woo. Anyway, yes. Extremely sure. It's gonna bug us until the very end of our quest if we don't do this now. That annoying diddy in the back of our head wondering "What's in the hole" might ruin our master plan to do whatever it is we want to do!
>>1383955Ask Luna about the hole, then enter.Plug the hole back up after entering.
>>1383955>> Are you sure you want to do this?Ask the Book what's inside THE HOLE.
>>1383955>let go of earthly tether >enter the void. >empty >become wind.
>>1383955Fuck you too Luna.Anyway, we're off to lose our hand or worse to eldritch beings. Anyone have a bet on what we're gonna find in there?
>>1383955Wait. I though we were gonna go into another stall because Star and Marco were looking at the one with THE HOLE.If their are really gone, then investigate THE HOLE. Ask the voice about it!
>>1383955Ask advice from the book as to how to approach this problem. We could totally use a pocket mirror. Unfortunately we're still too autistic (low CHA?) to talk to girls and ask for one without spaghetti when they ask why.
>>1383955make a hole in the wad of paper look into it from a little distance dont stinck your eye into a HOLE you dont know where it leads and ask book what is on the other side and about THE HOLE
>>1383955>What's Mommy's recommendation?
>>1383985Either nothing, something unsettlingly peaceful, or something terrifying. I expect no in-between.
>>1383988they would most likley that we masturbate on the mirror if they give it to us we probali need to roll 15
>>1383996i support this
What if it just leads to where the other side of the wall is im guessing thats why we can hear crickets
>>1384001i meant that they would think that and we needed to roll 15 to get that mirror
>>1384009Then there's nothing to worry about and we can move on with our lives.
>>1384009it possible that the hole stoped existing but what is on the other side of the wall
>>1383978>>1383980>>1383986>>1383988>>1383996>>1384013https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_487768501&feature=iv&src_vid=z9gNFYNZ8yk&v=WZt7YEuLQ1U>Luna's presence grows inside you>Every time your eyes shut you see searing pink orbs that gleam in the darkness behind your lids>The book grows hot>The skin on your body crawls> I told you already. I think you're 'very' special > I heard your voice cry out. I heard you all the way in the place I came from. > Through this hole. This failure in the break between worlds. > So I came to you. So I could make you strong. So you could see what makes the world so terrible. It's not evil people. > It's people who think they're good. Keeping things from those who deserve it. > Inside this tear you'll find the place I left behind to come find you...or what remains of it > Be careful, dear > I don't want all we've built to go to waste >The hole is only about as wide as your palm>You pull at the paper lightly, making a small hole to peep through>Oddly enough you can make out shapes>Heaped leaves, a surface of rotted wood>The tiles look flimsy at the edges of the hole>Almost crumbling on their own>You hear the hum of crickets and night bird calls>You can tell some kind of moonlight is coming from above>The air that exudes into your face is hot, humid and reeks of autumn rot>You slip your hand inside....https://youtu.be/R1jG99z7lVY> The world, it hates > It's rotten and grey > The world it takes > It hurts and maims > I hate the world > SOMETHING GRIPS YOUR WRISTIT YANKS YOUR ARM UP, MAKING A SICKENING SNAPYOU STRUGGLE WORDLESSLYYOU KICK AGAINST THE TILE AS YOUR LIMB WIDENS THE HOLE AND YOU'RE DRAGGED UPWARDS ... So I'll make it go away ROLL STRENGTH OR DEXTERITY TO TRY AND ESCAPE!Unless you have another ideasmart guy
>>1384033Resurrect anything dead nearby to occupy whatever's attacking us and allow us to escape?
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1384033dex i suppose
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1384033Rolling Dex to not die.
>>1384033Just stick your head inside the hole and bite the hand that's grabbing you.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1384033Noice, I called it.If this doesn't work, grab a pencil and stab the fucker in the throat.
>>1384033Welp were boned
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1384033OK! I think we've seen enough to satisfy our curiosity for now! Everyone else agree?! Good! Let's attempt to get the fuck out of here. And if worse comes to worse, we break our arm even further than it probably already is to slip out of the grasp of whatever's got us! We'll surely heal up from it! Or maybe we loose an arm! Anything's possible!Also, rolling for dex.
>>1384045is it our best freind now?
Rolled 11 + 0 (1d20 + 0)>>1384033>ROLL STRENGTH OR DEXTERITY TO TRY AND ESCAPE!>Unless you have another idea>smart guy>>1384042So I guess I'll do both my idea, and escaping manually simultaneously?I'll try rolling Dexterity to manually escape its reach, then Perception to find anything we can resurrect, then Will to resurrect said thing, and then Strength to use our pencil to stab it away.
Por favor RNGesus,no quiero morir asi.
Rolled 3 (1d20)Dex>>1384045Wow, Without even having to invoke the Spanish dice gods...
>>1384054we can probably regrow our arm and if they walk in we can say that we where curios about the hole or we can just scream and cry while holding our bleding stump and gettake to the hospital
>>1384033>>1384045We're about to pull it through the hole and swirly it, aren't we?
Rolled 13, 9, 12, 20 + 0 = 54 (4d20 + 0)>>1384033>>1384059Rolling separate 1d20s with modifiers does nothing. So I'll just stack them together I suppose and hope the modifiers are listed separately.
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1384033if nothing works the monster sudenly start to love us and becomes our loyal minion
>>1384033>Unless you have another idea>smart guy>>1384073So you're going to roll to seduce the monster?
>>1384061>>1384033Rollan for Dex either way.I wanted to cast Animate Dead on thr Rotten Wood, but I don't see how that would help us.
Rolled 11 (1d20)dex
>>1384067Exactly! Even if we don't regrow our arm, we'll at least know the extent of Mummy's healing factor! We'll at least learn something from this experience, aside from don't go sticking your hand in strange holes! But hey, if we followed that advice we wouldn't've found the book in the first place!
>>1384061we are going to SURVIVE
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1384078>>1384033
>>1384068i hope that happens and it falls into love with us
Now y'all know why I wanted the gun.We should go get that, actually.
>>1384084>Can't roll for shit.>Every time I do manage to roll I get shit on by the Dice Gods.
>>1384081and we can use stump for fleshshaping and grow cool arm with claws or a SNAKE ARM like the crystal head talking snake arms dude i forgot his name
everyone stop rolling you are only making it worse i think?
>>1384099But if we stop rolling then we'll never get to try out a bunch of ideas simultaneously.
>>1384097>>1384081I think you guys are getting far ahead of ourselves.Lets just try not to lose out fucking arm in the first place.
>>1384097Rombulos. It's spelled something like that. As a side note, you think he might pay us a "visit" based on his gut?Also, I'd think that we'd want a bit of a covert arm. Unless at that point we're just all out about using the dark arts to everyone.
>>1384102Hey, hope for the best, plan for the worst! And currently the worst is we get sucked into the portal and swallowed in one bite.... But! Second worse is we lose an arm!
>>1384103Yeah, let's try not to gain the attention of the magic high commission beings at this stage...
>>1384103probably but it sometimes really vague so it could point him to our dimension,city,school,neigbourhood,street,house or directly to us and he can come anymoment from a rip in space and take us away
>>1384103>Unless at that point we're just all out about using the dark arts to everyone.>>1384116If we do decide to ditch discretion for the dark arts, we could always try lining our brain with eyeballs.>>1384108>Second worse is we lose an arm!2nd worst is if we lose our dignity.
>>1384103Star can't match Rhombulus. We'd stand no chance. And the Magic High Commission has no reason to be caring about us. Plenty of magic abuse in general, and they don't really bother unless it's large scale.
>>1384045MAJOR SUCCESS>>1384046>>1384054SUCCESS>>1384084>>1384080>>1384073>>1384070>>1384066>>1384059>>1384050Failure...>You star getting desperate>Whatever this thing is pushes you out then RAMS you back into the wall>The sturdier of the tiles crack and bite into your skin>You're bleeding, not sure from where>Your arm is numb>The whole right side of your face is pounding>You can feel blood dripping down your elbow and the side of your face> Oh no... >You are lifted through the wall>Into darkness>Then starlight> You had so much potential >You're dangling by a mangled mess of an arm>Your shoulder's broken>Your hand is a warped catastrophe>Danger Will Robinson>Danger>You look down, seeing a pair of shiny black eyes reflecting the moon at you>Not one...>TWO mouths slide open beneath those eyes>One stacked on top of the next>You feel this world all around you>It's towering trees>The hum of the rotting forest>You look up and see the shadow of some great citadel> At least I could bring you home... What do, dead man?
>>1384103we could have a half liquid arm that can shapeshift slowly or have a diffrent arms we can choose everyday like a shanging clhotes but we would need them to stay alive so mouth, brain, centiped like legs and cage in the basement and food?
>>1384103The MHC has not visited Terra Firma at this point in time. While it is not impossible that they have detected our magical shenanigans, Star's overt displays almost certainly drown us out.>>1384108I'm glad that someone is learning from my paranoid ramblings.
>>1384116Yes, but later on I think we should pay a visit to Hekapoo. So we can get our own pair of dimensional scissors. Unless Mummy has an alternative to scissors.
>>1384127FUCK.Diplomacy?Try to kill it with magic from the book?Stab its wrist with a pencil?
>>1384127see everyone it got worse we should have stoped rolling after the first one
>>1384127So everything is dead and rotting here? And it's where the source of our power is from?>attempt to draw power from the environment>cast animate dead
>>1384127ANIMATE DEADANIMATE DEADANIMATE THOSE FUCKING TREES NOW
>>1384127BRING ME BACK! PLEASE! If you can hear me, please bring me back..I don't want to die here...>Also, QM aren't you supposed to treat Crit to override all failure?
>>1384127animate anything dead in the immediate surroundings, use them to push you midair to somewhere away from the mouth
>>1384127Animate dead.We require more backup.Ask book for more spells.>>1384137Criticals I think count for 2 successes or failures here.
>>1384127>attempt to draw power from the environment>cast animate deadmust we roll for this?
>>1384127It's OK. We got this. There's still a few things we can do. We can do what I suggested, and break our arm into mush and jump back into the portal.We can go the not caring route and try to seduce it. Maybe, there's the off chance we can read its mind and feed into its insecurities. We can do what everyone else is suggesting and try to animate something to save us.At this point I'm open to suggestions and will go with the most popular one.
>>1384141Wow, so it's literally worse to continue rolling here then? Ok, new strategy guys. If we have a high roll at the start, STOP ROLLING.
>>1384137Qm can you say if this is right?
>>1384127Here is our lovely host
>>1384141Thought it was more than x2, but I'm sure it didn't fully override either. Plus with such a high DC, this was mostly expected already. >>1384147I'm not sure why that didn't occur. Every other quest, someone rolls a 20, people start yelling to stop rolling. >>1384127we can only animate small dead animals, not trees. Maybe get something small to start harassing the thing's eyes?At least as long as our arm is attached we're hanging away from the thing trying to eat us. We need to get back home.
>>1384147This.If faggot OP is gonna give us a flawed Rolling System, we might as well abuse it.
>>1384151>Here is our lovely host>monster.jpgClearly the look in the monster's eyes means it just wants to hug us. That facial expression is of utmost concern.
>>1384127Draw Pencils, Stab Eyes.
>>1384151can we even mindread something not of our dimension and understand?
>>1384145so we can sever our arm and flee into the portal go the insane way and seduce it and get a realy weird minion that loves us?>>1384151i think i have seen a simelar monster in a porn or hentai somewhere but then it got a smaller head and several rows of breasts?
>>1384151Oh shoot dude, neat drawing. I hope we don't die to him. That would be stupidly anticlimactic.
>>1384162We only have one arm
>>1384127ANIMATE DEADANIMATE DEADANIMATE DEAD
>>1384166>I hope we don't die to him.We're probably going to have to sell our soul Luna to survive this.
>>1384151lets seuduce this monster you can see its a female by those jewels of eyes
>>1384170I have a hintling that we were going to do that anyway, so might as well speed up the process!
>>1384150ANNOUCEMENTNatural 20s and Nat 1s count as Three Successes or FailuresI want to encourage everyone to roll when we do challenges because frankly, why exclude everyone but the one lucky guy?Having Nat 20s eliminate all failures and just be a crit would be fun...BUT if I did that then nat 1s would negate all successes see what I mean?
>>1384170most likley i would be surprised if that did not happen
>>1384137It's up to the QM's discretion. Honestly his rolling rules aren't very clear. Best I can tell, it's based on whether we have more successful rolls or failed rolls.
>>1384176I'd say push it to 4 or even 5. We got a ton of people playing.
>>1384127seduce the monster
Man, I had plans for IEDs, Recreational Nukes, and Chemical weapons. We better not die.
>>1384132Diplomacy>>1384134>>1384136>>1384139>>1384141>>1384143>>1384155>>1384168ANIMATE DEADANIMATE DEADANIMATE DEADTHE PATH IS CHOSENROLL WILL
>>1384183i always forget how to roll the dice
>>1384127>You had so much potentialAFTER ANON'S DONE WITH THIS OVER THE GARDEN WALK FUCK, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT!LET LOOSE AN AUTISTIC SCREAM OF RAGE AND ANIMATE SOME FUCKING DEAD TO SPOOK HIS ASS TO DEATH!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1384187
>>1384187>ROLL WILL How? 1d20 plus 4 for each Will point?
>>1384187i changed my vote to seduce
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384187PLEASE!
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384187See the dice.>>1384190In the options portion of posting, "dice+1d20+(whatever modifiers apply)"
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384187Luckily, that's our highest stat! So we have a half decent chance at this compared to the strength/dex roll!
>>1384162Don't wanna seem like I ignored you boys.Fight boys deserve to be noticed. You just got outvoted this time.>>1384181 Eres una linda
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384187GO NECRO-ANON!
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384187All or nothing!
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1384187ANON'S WILL IS UNBREAKABLE
Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384190Type dice+xdy +modifierOr dice+1d20 +4 in this case.
>>1384194does that count without the +4?
>>1384194STOP ROLLING GUYS!
>>1384194TOP ROLLING EVERY ONE you all fuck it up
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384187Here's to a crit fail.
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384187ARISE MINION (S?)
>>1384209Probably. The only roll is for Will in this case, and everyone else is doing the +4, not much to confuse it with. Also equally bad if we get a 1 without the modifier listed.
Success?>>1384194>>1384199>>1384202>>1384216>>1384217Failure>>1384200>>1384204>>1384205>>1384207With a crit in each, so far success? is winning.
fucking RETARDS IT HAPPEN AGAIN
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384187Am i dead yet?
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384187
>>1384197>1d20 plus 4 for each Will point?No, it's +4 in total. We get +1 for each point.
>>1384194YEEE->>1384200YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER. 23 SECONDS AND YOU FUCKED IT.
Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)
>>1384223I think im dead
>>1384200Y'all ever wonder if Lady Luck is on the Magical High Council? And she's looking down upon us, planning to thwart us before we even get a head start? And this is her job in general, and we're not the first uprising dark artists to fail so badly? Just wondering?
STOPP ROLLING BECUSE YOU FUCK UP WE NEED TO SPAM DICEAND HOW DO YOU ROLL HELP!!!!!!!!11
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)in case my roll didnt count,i do it again
Guys, he counted the retard anon's other rolls. We can roll more but risk further failures than continued successes.If we're fucked, we can try to at least roll a less fucked outcome.
>>1384231>And she's looking down upon us, planning to thwart us before we even get a head start?I think she's favoring us with the initial 20s, then gives us a 1 when she thinks our continual rollings is spiting her favor.
>>1384231At this rate, I'm starting to suspect it.This is ridiculous.
>>1384194MAJOR SUCCESS>>1384200CRITICAL FAILURE>>1384199>>1384202>>1384216>>1384217>>1384228SUCCESS>>1384207>>1384205>>1384204>>1384223>>1384224Failure...We have...a tie.OR WE WOULD!>>1384234>>1384234>>1384234>>1384234>>1384234IF NOT FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER ROLLING CORRECTLY AND BREAKING THE 10 DC
>>1384231Don't blame Lady Luck. She strikes all equally and fairly.Blame OP. He's a faggot that changes the rules where he finds them convenient.That and he doesn't take just the first roll. That's the big kicker for me.
>>1384187I CAN'T ROLL THESE STUPID DICE
>>1384239WE NEED ONE ROLLONE ROLL TO UNIFY US!
>>1384239>IF NOT FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER ROLLING CORRECTLY AND BREAKING THE 10 DCWe survive by the seat of our pants. High fives everyone for nearly killing ourselves!>>1384241>That and he doesn't take just the first roll.It's probably to encourage more than one person rolling at a time, given his statements earlier.
YOU STUPID RETARDS everyone i am calm now i just ask you now why did you not stop rolling after the 20 and i am crying now i hate alot of other >>1384241 why QM can we just count the first one or best of 3? can someone show me how to roll dice?anons now
>>1384236True, she may be like Glossaryk and have no side. Except for when we be rude to her.
>>1384239>barest of passesI'LL FUCKING TAKE IT
>>1384244Type in the command in the options field above the comments field.
>>1384251Rolling is Dice+1d20 in the options field
someone show me how to roll the dice????>>1384255what do i type in?
>>1384239Whelp, that's it ladsmummy, I loved you... you believed in me...
>>1384239FUCK THIS DARKNESS MONSTER FUCKER UP WITH SOME REVENANTS TREES ANS BONES! BRING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO LIFE!
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384255
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1384260Like this
>>1384261Do you really just ignore the first post on the /qst/ board???
i hope this works
>>1384239>>1384248>>1384247>>1384244Aight boys this is gonna be a doozy. While I brainstorm/hammer out what's about to happen Since you assholes cast animate dead in a realm of death, on a death world, that's been mostly extincted, when your life was about to end Let's take votes on Anon's theme music cause I like gay retarded shit like that
>>1384265>>1384096GOD DUCKING DAMNITI TOLD YOU MY ROLLS ARE ALWAYS SHIT
>>1384265>Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)Oh dear god...
>>1384269it does not work
>>1384239Now, you see, knowing what you said at the start of the sess I'm expecting all this fucking intense screaming with the dice to end up with "a small twig man rises and kicks the foot of the demon monster thing. He doesn't notice."
Rolled 4 (1d20)dice
>>1384270IT'S NECESSARYTO BE INSANE!https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wcIXZ_lM8RUBOOOOOW DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER!
>>1384276Case-sensitive. Type it exactly as exampled.>>1384281Nice job.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1384284my dice is always shit i think my higest is 13
>>1384270https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrOemQaEJGU Seems fitting since were trying to get dead things back to not-dead.
>>1384283I vote for this
>>1384290i get the best roll NOW YOU FUCKING ANONNNFSDKJNOFADSJLÖBNBNLFVDSABOJFFCBJSADHOIHOCSIOHNWHNDINODSACXSADKZXM,XCZAS,M,PJDSHLKÖDFAÖLKHZXCSXML,DEIKFDKKDFK,KIKIMikmjmnfmnkwebjkhbklgBHUÖ213121E80YU032RU90ERIHOPEWFHUIONJLD sorry i got really angry
>>1384290>Rolled 20 (1d20)>my dice is always shit i think my higest is 13I guess not this time.I meant nice job getting your dice to work.
>>1384270Hey, listen, Luna. There's no need to get angry over this sort of thing. You said we had potential and we're just living up to it.
>>1384270Anon likes vidya, so why not one of these.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXxQu4s20GYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Gy6bfcClshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Htt-dFFIg
>>1384270WE DIDN'T EVEN GOT TO RAISE A SINGLE SKELETON BEFORE WE GOT KILLEDGOD DAMN IThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
>>1384299why does this happen always every time i roll in a quest it get 1 2 or 6 my best in quest 13 but when i roll after all the votes and rolls counted it get fucking 20
>>1384303Ooh, liking this idea. Throwing in my pick of vidya music.https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6AuvA-tl3Y
>>1384270>>1384282>>1384300>>1384304>WE DIDN'T EVEN GOT TO RAISE A SINGLE SKELETON BEFORE WE GOT KILLEDWe'll raise ourself before we get killed, as a lich.
>>1384283I vote this for president.
>>1384308FUCK YEAHTHAT SOUNDS AWESOME
>>1384290>>1384297Autism bls leaveOr at least don't shitpost like you're in an IM conversation or something.
>>1384283>>1384270Whatever. Vote for Skeleton Nigga.
>>1384270>Anon's theme musicwelp if he's e/v/il and socially retardedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHhWBcGhltc
>>1384322I immensely approve of this.
Well i had idea because anon is autism incarnate https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XbVMrkv_WDYOr https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XbVMrkv_WDY
>>1384270>Your heartbeat slows to a murmur>Blood sprays from your eyes, ears and mouth> Really? You did it? >Vision returns to you>...nothing>Or, at least it seems that way>WHUMP! CRRRRACK!>>1384200>The tides of fate are so cruel>Your arm has completely left the socket, and the last of your fingers breaks away>Everything is pain>Your mouth is frozen in a silent scream> Open your eyes, my child >You somehow pull yourself in enough to force yourself to look at your death>You see nothing>You HEAR however...>>WARNING EAR FUCKING RIP http://vocaroo.com/i/s05RSGwlAdy5 >>1384194 ...but we are NEVER victims of The WORLD! >The grass beneath you turns black and crumbles to dust>The stars dim into the void>Your eyes shake and spin as your vision fills with bloody static>You see it...the creature>Beset on every side by minuscule corpses>Rats>Snakes>Insects>Worms>Twigs>Dirty mounds>Bones>YOUR OWN DISMEMBERED FINGERS>They rip it>They tear into it's guts>Out of it's eyes>They tunnel beneath it's skin, as frantic and desperate as you were clinging to life>It begins to rip apart at the seems>From it's limp joints and malnourished frame the little ones charge back into the night air>They soak the ground in your predator's sour blood... I knew you were special. >The creature Erupts. Screaming to a pitiless, empty world. You make Mama so proud.
>>1384332Pic. Fuckin. Related.
>>1384332Oh.Oh shit. So is this the part where we have to wear gloves and long sleeves for the rest of the year?Looks like we've learned mass minor animate dead. Gonna have to work the magic muscle to really do it reliably though considering the squeaking.
>>1384332Jesus Christ.God help our soul for what we've done here.Now, GET THE FUCK OUT.
>>1384332OUR BOY DID IT!
>>1384332>arm is killnow reanimate just your arm and stick it back in your socket
>>1384332It's so nice to hear we've made you proud Mummy. But if we could just return to the regular not dead (yet) world, it would be so appreciated if you could do a bit of your magics to heal up this arm. It seems a little bit, broken. I'll even accept another psyche attack if it means releaving Anon of this no doubt soul crushing unbearable pain.
>>1384332While we bleed out, ask Luna if she knows any way to heal ourselves, or at least a way back so our body can be recovered.
>>1384332Good job everyone! Now what to do with our fucked body is another problem itself.
>>1384343On an additional note, we've just killed something. Thankfully, we're coming back to a bathroom where we can promptly throw up into the toilet. Man our fights with star are gonna be so crazy.
>>1384332>>Your arm has completely left the socket, and the last of your fingers breaks away>You make Mama so proud.>>1384342>So is this the part where we have to wear gloves and long sleeves for the rest of the year?It's great that Mama's proud of us, but can she help fix our necrotic arm or get us a new one before we're permanently a cripple?
>>1384332>Ask Mama for advice on what to do now.
>>1384332w-what,what is going on?
>>1384354>Man our fights with star are gonna be so crazy.Anon has chaotic luck, anything can happen.
>>1384332>The book lies before you>Fallen from your waistband>The hole back home lies behind you>Something itches into the back of your head>You know you could leave it here>You could abandon this>Run now, mourn your hand and try to forget>The pages open...>You see her eyes>Those vicious, pink eyes>She's watching, waiting to see what you do next
>>1384362We can't abandon mama like our dad abandoned us
>>1384303I support The Rumble to be Anon's theme.
>>1384362We need the book if we don't want to die of blood loss. We take it with our remaining hand and leave.
>>1384362AFTER THE SHIT WE'VE JUST GONE THROUGH!? WE'RE IN TOO DEEP NOW! WE'RE RIDING THIS WILD RIDE UNTIL THE VERY END! Pick the book up, along with any spare parts of ours and go back to earth! That was just the greeting party here, imagine what else this world has to throw at us! Then, when we're back let's see if dearest Mummy can deal with the fucked up arms and fingers.
>>1384362Reattach our necrotic arm, command it to obey our movements, and try reintegrating it?
>>1384364Fucking this. And the creatures are OURS. we WILLED them from the grave... surely we must have some control, yes?
>>1384362We've lost our hand, we need to make it part of us again. We still have our anatomy book and our dying adrenaline. We are going to ask Luna for assistance in regrowing our arm. A missing arm isn't going to be easy to explain to the hospital.Then we head back. To recuperate and explore again. Ideally with a weapon and something resembling armor. Lacrosse or Football pads would be a good start.
>>1384370Our arm has not had enough time to begin necrosis. If we get it to a doctor on Earth, it could be reattached.
>>1384362We're not done yet.>take book and go home
>>1384376How the FUCK would we even explain what happened without drawing eventual attention to our book?I'd rather see if we can get it done magically ourselves before we try that.
>>1384362pick up the book you faggot
>>1384386Of course.We could always blame an industrial accident, though.
>>1384362Mami, quero acer mas cosas asi.
>>1384386Might have to call on assistance from our nerd ally, Alphonso. He seems alright at biology, and has kind of an Indian accent, maybe he's going medical career track at the behest of his parents?
>>1384376>Our arm has not had enough time to begin necrosis.Ah, right. I knew I was forgetting something. I meant to say undead arm but somehow forgot the undead term while describing how it's been animated.
>>1384362TAKE BOOKGET ARM BACK TO BODYASK WHY THE FUCK SHE LET THAT SHIT HAPPEN THEN SAY "Haha, you HAD potential."GET FUCKING MAD
>>1384364>>1384367>>1384369>>1384370>>1384375>>1384378>You grip the smooth leather in your last trembling hand>With grit alone you crawl on a shattered elbow and shaking knees toward the light of the bathroom>Your strength fails>You fall>Your body has always disappointed you...>That's when you feel the tiny limbs and claws lifting you up>The tiny ones>The forgotten dead>They're carrying you home>Upon their collapsing backs>On the only remains of their short, and helpless lives they parade you into the stump that leads back home>Like knights, pall bearing for their king>You slide out of the wall, suspended slightly by and unseen force>You drift onto the now blood splattered, leaf covered and dirty tile>Little dead things tumble down from above>They gather in your lap, carrying your writing fingers to you Mama will never leave you. Never. You're everything I'd hoped you would be. >Your anatomy book slaps down beside you>Roll Will to stay awake long enough to make it through the pages>Then INT with a plus 2 bonus with the book>You feel whatever Luna is>Her immense power>It crackles through your shattered bones, easing the pain>She doesn't make you focus...but draws out your inner strength>Your arm leaps, contorting in the air like a boneless eel> Don't worry. That's normal.
>>1384270Wait a minute, so you didn't set this all up for us to cast animate dead? It just seemed so perfect considering you kept describing the place as dead and rotting and you gave us the spell the session before this one, even changing the class from art to science to bring in the dead frogs.
Rolled 14, 4 + 4 = 22 (2d20 + 4)>>1384401
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384401This is for the will
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384401Ah shit.Rolling Will.
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384401STAY AWAKE FAGGOT!
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1384401And this is my int roll
>>1384401ANNOUNCEMENTOP HAS FATFINGERS REEEEEE>>1384392 I'm going to teach you everything I can. Until you can make the world cower from you like I did. >>1384400 I promised I wouldn't lie. You 'did' have potential. Now, you have talent.
Rolled 19, 7 + 4 = 30 (2d20 + 4)>>1384401>>Roll Will to stay awake long enough to make it through the pages>>Then INT with a plus 2 bonus with the bookI'll try rolling 2 dice and hope the 3 separate modifiers are listed again.>>1384404I think he was expecting us to make a deal with the Deviless Luna instead of animate undead.
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1384411AAAAAH!
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384401Glad to hear it, Mummy. Let's hope we can stay awake for this. I don't wanna miss a moment of it. Will role.
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384401ok then,here comes will
>>1384400Mami told us not to.You shouldn't get mad at mami for being naughty, anon.
>>1384415>Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>AAAAAH!Yep.
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384401Will, followed by int... unsure if it will separate the result, first time trying that
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1384401and here comes int
Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1384416And now to show Mummy how smarty we are!
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1384401WILL TO LIVE
>>1384422>unsure if it will separate the resultNada.
>>1384413HELP ME STICK MY ARM BACK IN PLACE DAMMIT!I'M NOT GOING TO BE GOD-EMPEROR WITH ONE GOOD ARM!
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1384401INTELLIGENCE
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384401Vamos muchacho, no te duermes!
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384401
>>1384401I think everyone is a bit confused on how to roll this turn.
>>1384424>>1384430FUCK>>1384426At least I got an 18 on Will
Vamos chicos,podemos hacerlo!
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1384401
Qm is this our arm now?
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1384401VAMOS MUCHACHO, PAPI 'NITA SU BRASO DE VUELTA!
>>1384439IT'S ADORABLE! What should we name it?!
>>1384415>>1384424>>1384430>>1384438NO PUEDE SER, THIS CANT BE REAL
why do we do have so good rolls now?we should stop rolling
Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d20)>>1384401>>1384427Shit, redoing the entire thing since it's a mess. Manual modifiers will need to be added :(
>>1384447Lady Luck is impressed by our feat. So she's giving us a small break. Maybe. It's best not to test her.
>>1384447I agree. OP is gonna have fun enough wading that shitshow.
>>1384446I guess we really are shit at science
>>1384445mr. butter for butter finger or mister cuddel
>>1384446MI BRASO NUNCA SERA EGUAL OTRAVES
>>1384445His name is GETTING THE FUCK BACK IN PLACE AND BEING OUR FUCKING ARM!
>>1384458so symbiot arm or mister leetch
>>1384454Aww, it's funny because it actually lost its fingers.
Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1384467No
>>1384467Yo creo que mejor no,eso sería ser muy elitista
>>1384470Jesus fuck! Lady Luck must enjoy your rebellious nature or some shit!
>>1384470Technically, that still counts as Spanish, si?
>>1384467No me gusta tú plan.
>>1384472Si, tienes razón. Fue una idea tonta, no se que se me ocurrió.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1384467くたばれ.
>>1384470>Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>NoWell, that's a wrap, folks!
Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1384401Here's the will roll
>>1384487NO ROLL YOU DO BAD ROLL STOP
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1384401Now the int roll.
>>1384407>>1384408>>1384409>>1384412>>1384414>>1384416>>1384417>>1384426>>1384431>>1384433>>1384438>Time and time again you've been kicked down>When you were eight and Dad knocked you out with a stepladder>When you were 11 and your mom threatened to cut you if you didn't tell her where the pills were>She cut you, just like she promised>You still didn't tell>When you were picked on for the first time>Fought back>Got beaten into a three day coma>You have always had two little words for the world> Fuck. You. >The pages turn, one after the next>You stain everything>Eventually you find it>You're shaking, held together by rage>The diagram makes sense...sort of>You recognize some things from the frog>The tendons>The sockets>You wince just looking at your shoulder but...>3>2>1>CRASHAP!>You don't scream>You don't even gasp>No more of that> You're too good for that >Luna slides the book out of your waistband>How? Can't say.>Her warmth dances through your chest> Touch the book. I'll do the rest. >You hesitate...until realizing you have nothing to lose but more arm.>You grip the leather> DARKNESS TAKES YOUR MIND https://youtu.be/wMP0oAna62c> Every single thing we love > Every light that shines > Is snatched by wind and chance and fate > Or cruelly, is a lie > What is and not we shall define > Their blood for yours > My blood. For thyne. >Your skin erupts>The world returns>Veins inflate with a slick, black and pink Icho>Your body squirms>The tiny ones>They're falling>Some crumple into your open wounds>Some simple turn to ashes>One by one they fade, their souls clinging to your mind>With longing>Understanding>Even love, as best their simple selves could grasp it>With each death you gain in strength>Your arm crushes broken bones to powder with it's new alien muscle>Then fuses the gristle to an inventive mutated shape>You don't cry out.>You don't scream.>Not once.>When it's over you have all but one finger...>It rests in the paws of a tiny skelton>It looks to you with no judgement, offers your finger back>You know if you want that pink this little bone creature will have to return to the void>That's how it works>Life for life>Willing sacrificeWhat do?
>>1384503Love y'all little buddy. We'll never forget your kindness.We take the finger.
>>1384503We need our limbs back.Regretfully send the small bone creature to the void.
>>1384503>"Thank you, and sorry">Reattach pinky
>>1384503Take it. No matter what happens, know that we love you little skeletal.
>>1384503Is this gonna earn us "NEGATIVE POINTS"?I was looking for a Good Aligned quest, and doing this could harm our overall standing.Take the finger.
>>1384503>>You know if you want that pink this little bone creature will have to return to the voidThank and apologize to Mr. Boney, take finger back.>>1384516>We need our limbs back.Yeah, it's hard to do spells with only one arm>>1384525>Is this gonna earn us "NEGATIVE POINTS"?I can't say, it's not like we can't just revive it with more bones.
>>1384503its just one finger we can life without one finger dont take the bone lift it up and give it a kiss in the forehead
>>1384503Put that finger where it has to be. Goodbye.
>>1384503Take the finger. It's more important than one little dude. But we shan't forget him! He will go on! We shall avenge him! Somehow!
think its just one finger we can life witout that
>>1384503The shit that happens in Highschool Bathrooms...
>>1384538How are we gonna explain a missing pinky?Especially to Star, who's already suspicious of us?
it just the pinkey we canlive without the most useless finger think a minion a pet n campanion for just our pinkiy
>>1384540Someone replace the 'ur' with 'OP is'
>>1384503>> DARKNESS TAKES YOUR MIND>> Their blood for yours >> My blood. For thyne.Thanks, Dark Mother.
think a freind forever that will not betray you a campanion forever
>>1384503Thank it for its service. Sacrifice it.>>1384540Ask Luna how the fuck she thought I was supposed to hide this arm.
>>1384546>>1384554Can't we just make another bone companion from the death world we just visited?
>>1384503We could keep the bone creature as a familiar. Just this one though, it's small enough to fit in our pocket. We can take life from ANYTHING to regenerate this finger. It's a lot simpler than the rest of our arm.Lets go back and kill us a rat in a mouse trap. Probably plenty of those at home. Plus freshly dead creatures probably give more 'mana'
>>1384549Fekking necromancers. Just can't seem to get away.
I suppose this song fits now.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7aqfIwrvnE
>>1384545we can not >>1384540hide this arm and it just a pinkey >>1384559and we can regrow it like this anon tells
>>1384512>>1384516>>1384522>>1384523>>1384525>>1384526>>1384529>>1384534>>1384536>Your human hand raises up>Your tiny knight places the finger down as if he were presenting a sword>You speak to him>"Thank you...">You press the finger to your skin>He whimpers, not in shock but pain>"I'm sorry.">You grimace, feeling tears push on the corners of your eyes>They don't fall>They don't need to>"Live...">The little monster whispers>"Live for us..."
>>1384556Now now, be nice to Mommy. After all: surely she should be wary of potential dangers. She IS mommy after all.
it not worth it we can do this>>1384559 instead
>>1384503keep it let it keep the pinkey a familiar and we can regrow the finger with a fresh dead rat
>>1384564I think we're just gonna sit here for a second.Damn.Ask Luna about what happened to that world, and how we can prevent it from happening to ours.
>>1384564i am crying like a little child
>>1384564>>The little monster whispers>>"Live for us..."Okay, I wasn't expecting that to happen. I thought it was just a mindless undead that followed our will.Now I want to make a miniature funeral for our dying bone buddy.>>1384575[F]
>>1384564I feel like if we get too attached to all of our undead servants like little dude we're going to have a few problems in the future.
>>1384564YOU HAVE GROWN IN POWERYou are now a level 2 ???You have learned the spell "Blood for Blood"You can heal yourself with the willing sacrifice of another creature's life force>Reconstructing massive damage will cause mutationsYOU HAVE GAINEDSpooky ArmIt's much stronger looking than your other arm, but it's clearly alienOccaisionally it convulses in ways a human skeleton would not allow>It is always warm>Like when you talk to Luna Attachments can be dangerous, sweetie. Though I know how hard it can be. >BRRRRRRRRAAAANNNNGGG>The last bell rings>How could that have only taken a few minutes?> Off we go. To such 'wonderful' adventures. Where go?What. Do?
>>1384581I concur... but this little one is our first. They are our children, and they may need to die for us.But our first has been animated. A reminder to remember our humanity. Really though, we live in a shithole. Plenty of fresh dead things we can get energy from without having animated them first. Plus rats home probably have less brain power.
>>1384564>>13845772nd.>>1384564Actually, let's make a miniature funeral and write a brief eulogy for our creations that helped save our life.>>1384581Most likely.
>>1384580this wahat i whas trying to say i whas to slow say that it is sentient and why it whas just a little pinkey finger? we could have keept it
>>1384585First off, we best clean up the blood... There's probably some necrotic ritual advantages to having human blood and there's a ton here. Why not collect it somehow?There a spell to solidify blood for transportation?
>>1384585>Go home like a good boy. Slowly though; don't wanna get caught by Starco.
>>1384585Is our spooky arm covered? If not, we need to do that ASAP.
>>1384590ALSO THERE'S BLOOD ALL OVER THE ANATOMY BOOK. We should probably get that out somehow. There has to be a spell for it.
>>1384585OK then. We can blame this on Star. When she wasn't looking she cast a spell on us that gave us a monster arm. It's believable, considering she did the same to a teacher, but with her whole body. Also, in the future she'll give Marco a tentacle arm.
>>1384560>Just can't seem to get away.Never can get away from 'dem bones.
>>1384587we did not create it we just summoned it from that dead world we could have keep that and why did you not listen we can not hide that arm and we could have saccraficed our useless pinkey that we could have regrown with a dead rat why did you not listen and i am fucking crying again
>>1384581 Such a clever boy. >>1384565 You know I only want what's best for you. >>1384577 I thought I made it clear. I did that. That was my home.
>>1384585Put toilet paper in THE HOLE and lets go back home. And we need to hide our spooky arm.
>>1384600why did you do that?
>>1384600Oh, is that so?Why?Did you really hate your world that much?
>>1384585Also, on the note of where to go and what do, I say for now we mummify (get it?) our arm with toilet paper. After cleaning up all the blood we can with toilet paper. And then I say we head home. Get a bit of rest from our adventure today. Think up a plan for tomorrow.
>>1384604Are you paying attention anon? Do you read the spoilers?
>>1384585We did give ourself a frog arm... We're gonna need a human anatomy book. A copy of Grey's Anatomy.
>>1384601bandages? and i support this we can keep the hole for a home away from home we can try to revive the dead people there? >>1384612 i did read it whas just a question to Mommy
>>1384585Gotta clean ourselves up. Go to the sink and wash yourself as well as you can, then head home for a new set of clothes.We are most definitely covered in filth and blood.Kind of surprised that you're not taking into consideration using Sanity. Are you using any specific game system?
i havee question to you guys why did you take the pinkey did you not know that it is sentient?
>>1384604>why did you do that?She hated the world.>>1384599>>1384612Probably still mourning the bone buddy to be clear headed.>>1384599>we did not create it we just summoned it from that dead worldWell we animated it if that's what you mean, undead creations. They're not really summoned if they weren't undead until we made them so.>>1384599>why did you not listenIt was an overwhelming majority for sacrificing anyways, likely regardless of whether it was sentient or not.
STATUS POSTThere's a lot of discourse on what to do and how so I'm making a clarification post>You are in the toilets>You just got rekt but have been functionally restored to full health via the sacrifice of you dead friends and tiny skeltal>THE HOLE is behind you...and is much bigger now>It was the size of tile>Now it's the size of an Anon>Leaves are currently spilling out of it onto the floor>Blood and dirt is everywhere>You have the Anatomy book (bloodstained)>You have THE BOOK >With a rare moment to ask Luna some pointed questions> I'd say you've earned some answers by now. All that hard work has to amount to something. So I'm gonna let everyone vote on what's important atm and be back in 10 minutes.
>>1384625go back into the HOLE
>>1384585Clean up then go home. Start practicing raise dead on plant matter.
>>1384625>What can you tell me about Star?
>>1384632>>"THE HOLE is behind you...and is much bigger now It was the size of tile Now it's the size of an Anon Leaves are currently spilling out of it onto the floor" did you read this the HOLE is bigger we need to hide it
>>1384625>> I'd say you've earned some answers by now. All that hard work has to amount to something.How do we control the size of THE HOLE before more monstrosities start seeping through the portal?Does everything we learn from the book have to be fought through with our Will?How many people around our area know of your existence and of powers like these?
>>1384625>via the sacrifice of you dead friendsFriends.... well that's such a simple concept....Also, question time. Why are you a book? Did you muck up in your magic times? Or are you like Glossaryck?
>>1384641we dont know who Glossaryck IS this is meta