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This here is a quest for all Star Vs The forces of Evil faggots

>You are Anon
>A loser
>A degenerate
>A loner
>Former friend of Marco Diaz, who ditched your ass for a magical Foreign girl
>One Day, after getting socked in the eye by her for a mean joke you discovered THE BOOK
>It opened your mind to the powers of darkness
>You used it to make friends with the Jocks
>Now you've just won a game of dodgeball by catching the last throw in your TEETH!
>...and are in the last class before the Weekend.

>Science Class
>Your other worst subject
>Because the teacher is uncomfortably attractive
>Today is pick a partner day
>You've just arrived at class

What do?
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>>1375238

>Twitter
https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest

Your current Stats are

-1 Str
+4 Will
+1 Perception

You are ok at video games
You are Mediocre at the Saxaphone
You've got a little help from the other side.

You can read people's inner thoughts when they speak to you.
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>>1375238
Wellll, who're our choices???
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>>1375238
PICK A PARTNER, QUICK! ANYONE!
Before we're forced to sit with the last person without a partner!


>>1375251
I'm not sure what out stats mean exactly since we don't have any knowledge of other character stats for us to compare ours against theirs.
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>>1375238
Partner with the jock we were with earlier.

He probably wont help too much, but it will have him like us more.
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>>1375260
To give you a barometer

Here's your first ally.
Becoming allies gives you access to their stats.

>Justin Armberg
>Class: Football Quarterback

>+5 Str
>+2 Cha
>+2 Con
>-1 Int
>-3 WIS
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>>1375258
>>1375260
>>1375262

There are 3 count em' THREE people without partners in this class

>Oscar
The kid who never usually goes to class, smells weird but has his own car and plays a mean Keytar.
>Star has a huge Crush on this boy, he's dopey and IS going to fail

>Ned
An effiminate young man who's usually pretty quiet. He hangs out with the cheerleaders. He's tan, pretty and athletic.
>Friends with the popular girls, Total unknown personality and intelligence wise

and...

>Alfonzo
A nerdy/weird kid who always hangs out with that weird fat guy Ferguson. He's famously good at Science but hasn't had a partner since middle school where he blew a volcano up all over Brittney Wong
>Social outcast but exceptional Student
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Ned.
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>>1375270
Fuck it let's go with Alfonzo.
Way I see we act as a bridge between the many social cliques and we'd be able to manage to have a whole network of people and allies to draw on in times of need. Be it helping the quarterback with some hard ass hell homework thru help of the nerd to helping keep nerd safe from bullies through muscle of the quarterback.

NETWORK ANONS!
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>>1375270
Go for Ned. Most average, but he'll do.
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>>1375270
>Oscar would be nothing but a dead weight on us. He'll probably never notice Star, but there's a slim chance of it to happen.
>Alfonzo could be useful as an INT companion, but he's still Marco's friend would would choose him over us,
>Ned definitely gay, but he has contacts with the schools' celebrities.
Ugh. We're stuck. I don't know what to choose. Alfonso I guess.
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>>1375270
Go with Alfonzo. I have a bad feeling about Ned due to his connection to Brittany.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>1375270
I'm gonna roll, since I'm tied between Ned and Alfonzo. 1 is Alfonzo, 2 is Ned.
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>>1375270
Alfonso
The smarts may come useful in the near future

Put together the "Breakfast club" and proceed to go on magical adventures with them.
Gonna go all Persona on this highschool
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>>1375270
Becoming close friends with Oscar could give us a chance to make Star suffer.
I'm certain we are intelligent enough to do the project ourselves, and our new level up in Will should help us focus on class rather than the teachers curves.
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>>1375294
Well since everyone else seems to lack faith in Anon, I guess I will have to choose Alfonzo.
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>>1375273
>>1375276
Two Ned

>>1375274
>>1375289
>>1375292
>>1375293
>>1375294
Overwhelming Alfonzo!

>You sit in a stool that's gone unoccupied for ages.
> Mm. Good choice...if you're trying to pass with no class.
>At this point the book in your waistband almost feels like a hot water bottle
>It warms your lower back and seems to soothe you when it "Speaks" into your mind
>"A-Anon? Hey! You know this is where I was gonna sit but uh..."
>Wow this kid's voice is gratey
>Sounds Immigrant-ey too
>A piece of paper strikes Alfonzo in the back of the head
>He turns, seeing his personal bully, Terrance eyeing him like a wounded gazelle

Choose
>Back up Alfonzo with no prompt
>Ignore Terrance and explain to Alf you wanna be partners
>Ditch Alfonzo now that you know he's Meat
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>>1375301
>Take the paper, and turn it into a paper hat.
>Wear the new paper hat.
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>>1375301
>Ignore Terrance
No need to take public action, we haven't determined how useful Alfonzo is yet.
If he proves himself valuable we will reward him.
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>>1375301
>Back up Alfonzo with no prompt
I say we just turn slowly to stare at Terrance, like in that creepy way that gets people to freak out a bit or just have the focus be switched to you so that Alfonzo isn't targeted. That way we can use the book's second language to learn the fears of the bully before mentioning something to him to give him chills.
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>>1375301
>Back up Alfonzo with no prompt
If anyone asks, blame our new bravery on a concussion.
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Well he isn't going to let is be his partner if we're just another asshole trying to mooch off his brains. Back him up!
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>>1375301
No sense getting into beef with Terrance until it's unavoidable.
Alfonzo needs to be the one fighting that battle, otherwise he'll never grow a backbone himself.

Just explain you want to be partners. He deserves to know somebody who somewhat cares about his well being. Plus that builds loyalty from him... loyalty over Marco who's probably stopped hanging with just about anyone who isn't Star.
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>>1375304
Could just turn head raise eyebrow, go "really?" before going back to Alfonzo.

If Terrance wants to escalate, that's his prerogative before we step in.
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>>1375301

>>1375309
This.

Also the thing where we take the paper, turn it into a paper hat, and wear it.
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>>1375302
Voting for this
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>>1375313
>>1375314
>>1375302

Could just turn head to acknowledge what happened, go "really?", put on paper hat to assert dominance, and go back to our conversation.
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>>1375317
This seems to be the best compromise
Supporting.
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>>1375302
Yes, paper hat. This is clearly the superior option.
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>>1375302
>>1375303
>>1375309
>>1375313
Ignore Terrance
...and make hat

>You snatch the paper up, folding it quickly into a little crown that you put on top of your head
>"Hell yeah, king of Science Class."
>Then explain to Alf that you want to be his partner.
>"Hah! I losers of a feather flock together I guess!"
> "Fuck you, get away from him you don't deserve him.
>Whoah
>Terrance's inner thoughts are blasting out of him at an 11
>Why?

You'll have to roll perception!
Or ask the book...

d100 + 1 for Perception.

>"Gee, Anon are you sure? I uh...I'm not good at...people-y things."
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>>1375325
Assure Alfonzo, then ask the book what's up with Terrance. It sounds pretty homoerotic
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Rolled 87 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>1375325
Rolling.

>Lightly jest that the King of Science Class demands that Alfonzo partners with us. But if he somehow doesn't get it, assure Alfonzo that we're sure we wanna partner with him.
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Rolled 69 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>1375325
Hell yeah man, here you can have the crown of science, fits you better anyway.

STRAIN TEH INNER EYE
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Rolled 85 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>1375325
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>>1375326
Supporting
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>>1375325
>rolling perception at "you don't deserve him"

I mean, maybe for specifics, but we definitely don't need perception that the bad behavior's coming from a positive place of some sort.

Could say "Neither am I but at least I'm secure in my Masculinity... Terrance" if we wanted him to blow his top.
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Rolled 12 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>1375329
Also for this.

FOR SCIENCE
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Rolled 41 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>1375325
Rolling perception
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>>1375325
>old system was 1d6+1 for perception, a 16.7% increase
>new system is 1d100+1 for perception, a 1% increase
You may need to rethink this. I'd say for each point in a statement add +10 or +15 to the roll.
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>>1375326
>>1375329
>>1375336
>>1375349

>With a perception of Two major successes and a Success

>You crack an actual joke
>Your first royal decree is that the finest Science student in the land be your new partner
>You place the crown on Alfonzo
>He looks...bashful but overjoyed
>"Thanks, Anon. Wow."
>"What a couple a Faggo-"
>Terrance is cut off by the sound of the door SLAMMING open
>In stalks Ms. Skullnik
>The busiest, and UGLIEST teacher in the whole school
>She looks extra ugly today for some reason
>Huge
>Green Skinned
>Long nosed
> She's a troll now, dear.
>Psh, Trolls aren't real
> Neither are magic books and king's of Science classes.
>Alright, touche' bitch

>"Class. Today we're going tah discover the..."
>Skullnik heaves a sigh so deep you can feel her midlife crisis crushing everyone's dreams from here
>"...wonders of the natural body."
>Every guy in the room is suddenly on the edge of their seat
>Even Ned
>"In these frogs."
>The class is both disappointed and excited
>"Ew! Guhross!"
>Says one of the popular girls.
>"Awesome! We get to cut somethin' up!"
>"Shut-up Fred you're so creepy!"
>"Were these frogs given a full life before being killed for science?"
>"Shut-up Oscar, you're so wimpy!"
>"Stop tone policing, Sarah!"
> Are they always like this? No wonder you hate them.

>Alfonzo grabs a frog, bringing it back to the table.
>The book.
> IT SINGS TO YOU

https://youtu.be/tMSNl66etMg

Ohohohoh...how lovely. So well preserved. So fresh. Open me, dear boy. I have something to show you...
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>>1375364
Hmm yeah. Fuck it. Let's use d20s

>The last perception roll yielded this result

>Terrance is wildly upset about something
>Could be a crush on Alfonzo but...that'd be weird
>It being something else would be weirder
>His inner voice died out when Ms. Skullnik walked in
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1375371
What are we rolling for? Reading the book?

Ideally we should get a book cover for the book, so that nobody can notice
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>>1375365
Let's not open the book....

Then again, this class is getting boring....
Aw, what the hell, open the book under your desk, we're in class after all, it's time for a learning experience
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>>1375365
>OPEN BOOK
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>>1375365
Crack that book open like an egg! but do it in a way so everyone doesn't see it. Can't be to careful.
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>>1375365
>Class typically has a beautiful teacher that's awesome and stuff.
>One day, that teacher is 'replaced' with an ugly witch person.
Wait a minute, wasn't there a book series about this????

Excellent.
Open it now.
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>>1375365
DO IT.

And apologize for the bitch remark. We're not sucking up to her, but it's never a wise move to slightly inconvenience or piss off someone with magic powers.

Play on her good side.
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>>1375400
This.
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>>1375371
>Opening the book
>Anywhere near someone could discover us by accident.
Sounds lik a bad idea.
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>>1375410
Supporting this. Books not covered, and there's a crowd. Discretion for now.
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>>1375379
>>1375383
>>1375384
>>1375392
>>1375393
>>1375400
>>1375405

It is decided...

>After a mental apology which comes somewhat out of your mouth
>"Huh?"
>"Nothing..."
>You slide the book under the lab table and peel back the smooth leather cover
>The pages fly past everything you've read
> DARKNESS TAKES YOUR MIND [/SPOILER]

Roll Will
d20 +4
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>>1375410
True.

Is there a roll we can make to sneak-open the book?

Say we bring it out under the table to open it, then once it's done, sneak it back under our jacket/shirt?
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>>1375415
Well. Here goes nothin'...
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1375415
DAGNAB DARKNESS BITCH WE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE!

ANON'S WILL IS UNSHAKEABLE!
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1375415
>>1375420
Fuck, forgot to add 1 to 1d20.
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1375415
>Are you going to try to do this every time?
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>>1375415
Here goes... never done a roll before. First quest I've participated in.
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>>1375415
Dice don't fail me now
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>>1375410
I support this.
We should probably steal a book cover from the library, unless we have some at home.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1375430
And by that I mean
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1375428
Shit, Dice, not roll
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>>1375425
Dear God. I've destroyed us....

I'm sorry, I've let you all down. And to think I was on a good streak with the Eat It. ;.;
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1375415
Hey, we're teammates, not master slave.
Please don't bend us
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1375415
I knew this book would try and screw us!
We have no idea what might happen if we're revealed this early!
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>>1375460
>>1375467
Don't lose faith anon, we have a savior among us!
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>>1375415
dice+1d20+4

I hope the book realizes that while I appreciate the fast healing and mind reading I do not enjoy the attempts to crush my psyche.
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>>1375470
Well yeah, but who's to say OP won't be sadistic and just ignore all rolls past the 3rd one???

Perhaps our savior is too late... ;~;
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>>1375471
It's a test of Anon's resolve.

We don't deserve our gift if we can't handle it.
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>>1375473
>three in row rolls are sadistic
They're tougher than best of three, sure, but having a real chance at failure makes for a more enjoyable game. Taking the best from a giant dice pool isn't any fun.
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>>1375421
>>1375421
>>1375426
>>1375435
>>1375461
Success

>>1375436
>>1375425
Failure

Overall Success!

THE DARKNESS RETREATS. YOU ARE ASSAILED ON ALL SIDES MY CURTAINS OF VEINS. WRITING MUSCLE AND CRUNCHING BONE.

>>1375461
Don't worry, dear. If I wanted a pawn I'd look to far greater sources of power...with much less potential. Now pay attention.

>All that lives must die
>Still, nothing is just merely dead
>It stinks it lies, and it can rise...
>Take control
> and Rule with dread.

You now know

ANIMATE DEAD
Which is tied to your Will stat.
Animate tiny class creatures with limited motor functions. It takes a certain level of focus to do so.

>The book slaps shut.
>You blink the darkness from your eyes.
>Alfonzo has already sliced open the frog without you, humming to himself as he labels the visibly organs in his journal.
>He didn't even ask you what you wanted to do for him...
>Probably the result of his isolation.


What do?
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>>1375474
Fair point.
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>>1375481
First of all, ask for the book's name so we can properly cuss it out next time.
Then, help Alfonzo with labeling the organs. We wanted to be his friend, remember?
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>>1375471

You can learn to appreciate anything. I believe in you.

>>1375473
Nah, frend. I'll be counting the number of successes and failures with Crits creating MAJOR SUCCESS and Crit Fails creating MAJOR FAILURES which if there's one of each will cancel each other out.

>>1375474
>>1375478
These guys get it.
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1375481
...Let's animate somebody else's frog. How about Star's or Marco's? Rolling will
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>>1375489
Supporting. Though, he's the brains of the operation, so maybe inquiring what we can do to make things easier to complete the assignment.
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>>1375481
What's the range on this spell? Try to animate Star and Marco's frog. Her status as magical princess should give us good cover.

>ask book what her muscles are writing.
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>>1375490
Including traitors?

>>1375481
>Inform Alfonzo that we exist, and that we can help. After all, we ARE the King of Science Class. In other words:

>>1375489
This.
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>>1375415
I knew it was a bad idea, and i dont even know how to roll dice
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>>1375481
Ask Alphonzo how we can help.

Pretty sure we need to hide our magic, let alone any abilities, from Star. We're capable of spell casting without a wand, which means the book is probably our "focus".

Lets get the name of the book, steal a dead frog after class (ideally a plastic ziplock bag or glass jar should keep the formaldehyde from being smelt.)
We'll practice animate dead after school.
Also we may wanna keep tabs on Star/Marco after casting. Who knows if she can sense necromancy.
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>>1375481
>Also, thank Mommy for the gift. uwu
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>>1375507
She doesn't have random magic surges that often. If anything, it'll make the pair of them more aware that someone at school is also a caster.
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>>1375519
This
>>1375501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sT99Y4AnmA
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>>1375481
QUICK STATUS UPDATE

Star and Marco dipped out of school around Lunch Time.

He's been having 'someone' bring his homework to him because of Star's magical shenanigans.

Neither of them are in this class.

We're taking a short break (30 minutes) and I'll be back. Get a list of questions you want answered. Including ones addressed directly to the book.

Cause like I said, Anon can't here us...

However, 'I' can.
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Since it seems some of y'all can't seem to find the sticky,
When you write dice+1d20+x, it goes in the OPTIONS FIELD. NOT THE TEXT FIELD.
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>>1375481
Dont animate anything in class!

Pocket a frog and well try our new powers over recess.
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>>1375539
Last class of the day. Also, we got the weekend coming up to do experiments and shit at our own leisure.
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>>1375539
This, But don't even steal a frog. Either find some roadkill, or kill something yourself. You're going to bring it back anyway.
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>>1375536
What are the chances of Star letting us hold her wand if we ask nicely?
If only because she doesn't expect humans to be spell slinging.
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>>1375536
Few points.

1. What's your name?

2. I'd like a face to go with that voice. Any way I can see what you look like?

3. There's someone else with magic in this school, a girl named Star. Should I be worried?

4. Why me though?
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>>1375536
Not a question, but just saying: Thanks,
Mommy. uwu
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>>1375546
>Kill something yourself

Now hold up Mr. Edgy. We've already got a dead frog. Could probably even scoop up dead birds or something.

Just because we dislike Star doesn't mean we need to go full sociopath... especially right off the bat.
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>>1375536
Dark, we should keep the power hidden in that case. Star's the resident weirdness magnet, so not having her in class while magic is happening would throw red flags. I'm with the other Anon's now, let's sneak a frog out for after class.

Question for book after the break
First: are you a liar
Second: do you plan to betray us?
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>>1375547
Well, we did pissed her off earlier which kinda got this train rolling in the first place. And it's a family heirloom that is being actively seeked by extra dimensional beings... I think our chances would be pretty low.. but that's just my opinion, man.
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>>1375554
I have a better idea.

Let's befriend a cat. I ain't no pet expert, but if what I recall is correct, there's this meme where cats bring their kills to the owners/favorites for some reason.

We should use this to our advantage. Befriend a cat or two.
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>>1375547
That will bring us into conflict with star. Considering we don't even know our own abilities, that would be stupid at best and a lethally bad idea at best.
>>1375554
Hey, it's expedient, and I never said killing an animal. A bug would work fine.
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>>1375561
>lethally bad idea at best
*At worst.
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>>1375536
How's Trigon these days, Book? Still showing off his gigantic bulge in royal tapestries?
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>>1375560
>Dead mouse army.
>Going Necromancer Ludo route
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What exactly did we say to get punched in the face anyhow?
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>>1375572
We didn't say anything.
It was supposed to be a playful game, but star overestimated human endurance.
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>>1375572
It was a bad prank on Star's behalf. I'll be dammed if I'm not gonna hold a grudge, though.
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>>1375570
Cats don't just kill mice, y'know. They kill birds too.
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>>1375536
Why were you in a bathroom void hole? Did someone put you there?
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>>1375579
We don't want a Frankenweenie thing going on where we got an entire pet cementary of undead animals.

If they're at least intelligent constructs that follow our command, lets keep them. But if they're just animals brought back to life and that's it, we should disband them otherwise they'll be a hindrance. Animate the animals for practice only if that's the case.
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We need to ask the real questions here...
Like how to prevent the marcobowl.
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>>1375605
It's obvious.

We have to make Marco gay for Anon before every female in the universe falls for him.
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>>1375605
Become a bigger sex magnet than him, obviously.
Level up strength and charisma, roll well, that sort of thing.
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>>1375558
I mean, a dog has literally run off with it before. We're not particularly threatening either.

Plus Star doesn't hate us, she just reacted to a mean joke. We're not continually attacking her or anything yet

>>1375560
I'm up for befriending a cat. Star can keep her laser puppies, we're gonna make... what's the opposite of laser? Shadow cats?

>>1375536
You obviously have the capability to bend us to your will if you desired... so what do you want?

What can you tell us about your past?

What were your hopes and dreams? What was your childhood like?
Also we need to start lifting with the jocks. Jocks respect even the weakest guy putting the effort in. Plus we're evidently unagile and weak.

Also if we pull a Dr. Zoom (" IT WAS ME STAR! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG") on star through her life at the school, it would be totally worth it.
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>>1375615
I'm getting a familiar tinge of Mob Psycho, what with wanting to gain muscle despite having potentially cataclysmic powers in the near future.
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>>1375615
Black hole cats! They suck in light through their eyes!
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>>1375622
So just cats then.
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>>1375615
The opposite would probably be ballistic cats, though I'm not sure that would be a good idea.

Why not have particle weapons instead?
Recreational Nuclear Bombs?
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>>1375627
>.......with the Cats.

>"I'M GONNA GET ENGINEERS TO INVENT A NUCLEAR CAT THAT *BLOWS YOUR HOUSE UP!!!*"
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>>1375612
Will lead into
>>1375609
If the dice don't feel like fucking us over.
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What if we drop our angst and use our powers for good?
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>>1375605
Date Jackie Lynn Thomas
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>>1375645
I hope you're not calling Mommy bad.
>:(
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>>1375645
Anon, this is an angry Neet gets powers story.
What made you think we'd ever drop the angst?
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>>1375645
What if we drop our angst and use our powers for our direct benefit
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>>1375645
But that's boring. This is interesting.
Besides, who said we can't do good things on our path to power?
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>>1375481
Gracias Mami
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>>1375536

Mama's home.

>>1375539
>>1375554
>>1375555

>After friendily reminding Alfonzo that you're his partner now and that royalty should stick together he gladly includes you
>Huh. He's well meaning, just oblivious.
> Perfect.

>Roll Int to see how it goes

>Then Roll Dex for the end of class to steal that Frog

[Spoiler] Now for your lovely questions.

>>1375549 My name? My face? I'm a book. Your teacher. Your protector. I suppose I could use a name...call me Luna. As for my face.
>Pic Related
Oh, dear. Not quite ready for that, I see. Don't worry. There's time.


Star Butterfly is a remarkable girl. Already quite advanced in the use of her destructive powers. She's Mewman. You won't be a match for her physically any time soon...best not to focus on others, dear. Just don't ever forget the wrong they've done you.

Why you? Because you accepted. Because I think you can be wonderful. Extraordinary. Don't you?


>>1375552
Mummy's always here for you.

>>1375555

Maybe. Not yet. Liars have something to hide. You only hide things from people who could stop you. Do you think I'm afraid of you, dear boy?

>>1375615
I love how you think. My past is long and storied. Check the dates on my visitor's quotes. I knew Glossaryk before he became so...peaceful.

>>1375658
De nada,
Mi hijo
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>>1375672

Oh! Silly me. I forgot to mention THE HOLE
>The lights overhead flicker and shake when those words enter your mind
It's still in the bathroom if you're so curious about it. I prefer direct demonstrations.
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>>1375645
Who said you can't do good things and be angsty at the same time.

We're a virgin early highschool loser with, thanks to Star, no friends. Marco was our closest friend, and now he doesn't hang with us.
I'm more than willing to bet the mean joke we made was something along the lines of her whipping him or something

>>1375621
Star is a super fit princess with spell slinging abilities. And our friend stopped being our friend just because her life is more interesting than anything he's known.

That means the only way to have friends is to improve. That means we need to become a super fit spell-slinging princess also.

>>1375622
>>1375626
>>1375627
>>1375635
Laser puppies aren't harmful enough to hurt something with their lasers (if it doesn't hit the eyes at least).
Super stealthy cats that are shrouded in darkness? Seems to fit the slightly edgy necromancy/dark based powers we're being granted.
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Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d20)

>>1375672
So, 2 d20s for int roll followed by Dex roll
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>>1375681
Furthermore we should really go back to the bathroom to check out that hole before we leave school
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Rolled 12, 10 = 22 (2d20)

>>1375672
Here's hoping I don't mess up again...
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Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d20)

>>1375672
Dice GO
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Rolled 10, 5 = 15 (2d20)

>>1375672
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Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1375672
As far as the class goes, if we're confused or having problems we should legitimately ask clarifying questions.

We need to surpass Star. That means in mind, heart and body.
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Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d20)

>>1375680
>>1375691

My bad on the roll, lets do this again.

Don't know why we need to be agile to steal a frog. It's not like the teacher will get on our case. Dead frogs go in the trash afterward anyway.

We can just say we want to study it more cause we found it interesting.
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Rolled 1, 6 = 7 (2d20)

>>1375672
Of course you aren't afraid of poor Anon here.
But you're afraid of us, aren't you?

Anyway, these rolls aren't doing to hot, are they?
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>>1375681
>>1375687
>>1375689
>>1375690
>>1375691
>>1375696
>>1375701
.....We've failed. ;.;
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Here's hoping all goes well...
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>>1375705
Oh well, it was bound to happen at some point.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1375672
Rolling Dex to take frog.


To Luna
>"I'll try to visit the hole after class. It might take me a while; I can't fit in yet. And... thank you."
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>>1375705
Once again the dice find a away!
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Rolled 6, 16 = 22 (2d20)

>>1375707
Sigh.... dice, not roll...
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Rolled 17, 12 = 29 (2d20)

>>1375672
Vamos muchacho, papi necesita su ejercito de ranas
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1375709
Apologies, forgot the int roll.
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>>1375701
Careful Anon, we could be here all night playing the intimidation game
[spoilers]because we can't hurt each other [/spoilers]
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>>1375725
See guys, all you need is to be nice to the dice
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>>1375714
I keep telling you people that d100 is better than d6 & d20. This is exactly why.

I don't care if it mean I'm less likely to get a crit success. If it also means I'm less likely to get a crit fail, I'll take it ANYday.

As as matter of fact, why roll for how we perform? Why can't we just decide how we perform for ourselves??? That would encourage us to be more clever and come up with big master plans.

Due to OP's rules, all of everyone else's rolls are moot since we got a 1 for BOTH of these rolls. Therefore, we are fated to fail no matter how much we don't want to fail.
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Rolled 16, 2 = 18 (2d20)

>>1375739
Screw that, double 20s
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>>1375731
As I see it, "Luna" is attempting to usurp our point of control over this world. This is a threat to our designs, whatever they may be.

This is unacceptable.
Therefore, we must be very careful utilizing the book, and accepting any "Help".
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>>1375739
I'm Gonna just try to enjoy whatever OP comes up for us. Just thankful they're willing to host something for us all to enjoy, regardless of whatever system is used
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>>1375752
I think you're right, but without the book we can't gain much power. For now, we must coexist.
Fashion our resistance from the neglectful dragon's hide.
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>>1375761
Yeah, well it's hard to appreciate what OP brings when OP is a faggot.

At least Mommy does things right.
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>>1375752
That is a bit of a thing with "accept the darkness to get power" stories, problems arise when you try to abuse the power of the darkness.

So, harmful intentions or not, being careful is always good.
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>>1375771
Implying it can't read our minds.

We basically have our own Glossaryk. It's just less goofy and more relaxed.

And Glossaryk was all about pulling out the book wielder's true potential. This raises the question: How was Luna bonded to this book.

Additionally, we don't know about Glossaryk yet in this story. We just know Star is a magical mewman who has us outclassed in everything but ( and this is conjecture) willpower and intelligence.
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Hey QM, what are our stats so far?
Has our inventory changed?
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LAST POST
THE RESPONSES TO THIS WILL CLOSE US OUT

Check the twitter for updates on our next session!

Which should be Weds, my dudes. Around 2pm or 7pm Central US time depending on what works for more people [/spoiler]

For the Science roll.

d20 + 0 for int

>>1375681
>>1375689
>>1375696
>>1375701
>>1375715
5 failures...with a MAJOR FAILURE

>>1375727
>>1375725
>>1375691
>>1375690
With 4 Successes

>Wow, you suck
>What is an Science?
>Alf basically carries you through the experiment
>You can feel how uncomfortable he is having to stop and explain shit but he does it anyways
>His inner voice is shockingly patient
> "Don't mess this up. Try, Alfonzo you must TRY to make a real friend! No more Life boats!"
> He's like a lost puppy. I just want to enslave his will so he doesn't have to wander alone in the darkness anymore. Don't you?
>Wow, no
>Maybe?
>Not sure...

Due to your bumbling a friendship could not be struck with Alfonzo today. He even seems to think you're kind of slow.

People are snickering and think they know why you're partners with him.

You have met but he has not become your ally. You both pass the experiment however, and will likely be lab partners.

>Terrance is now clearly an enemy, as he smacks your frog tray when he passes to present his own.
>Terrance partnered with Ned

The Dex Roll to steal a frog after class...

>>1375681
>>1375687
>>1375689
>>1375690
>>1375696
>>1375709
Failure

>>1375714
>>1375715
>>1375727
Success! ...but not enough

>The teacher spots you trying to pocket one of the mangled amphibians
>Skullnik angry
>"Anon! Put that thing down! Go wash your hands! Iodine is TERRIBLY bad for your skin!"
>She leans over to you, her craggy new Trollskin becoming so detailed it makes you wretch
>"Not to mention the WARTS!"
>As you're forced to wash off Skullnik asks
>"What were you thinking? Trying to take a specimen out of class?"

>What do we say to her?
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>>1375782
Twitter Link

https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest

>>1375781
Our Stats are currently

+4 Will
+1 Perception
-1 Str

We can passively hear the inner thoughts of others. Usually their struggles or fears.

We can cast ANIMATE DEAD on tiny class creatures.
They can perform basic tasks and have limited motor skills.
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>>1375782
I really wanted to get better at this. Come on, you saw me suck at this today also.

Also there's no Iodine in the solution. There's Formaldehyde... Alfonzo taught me that...
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>>1375782
Oh shit.

"I wanted to try again to better understand the innards, so I took another frog."
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>>1375782
"I uh... I have a pet snake. Food's a bit expensive to get, so I thought it wouldn't be a problem to take a frog that's already dissected. Thought if I washed it it'd be OK for the snake to eat, but..."

Then go to the bathroom and investigate hole for Wednesday.
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>>1375790
Going with this.
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>>1375786
What other stats are there? Will, Dex, Str, Per, Int, Mag, Luk, End, Cha?
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>>1375790
This, we need to just hide the fact that we just are dumb. Man maybe we should like invest in looking into some science stuff or at least try to redeem ourselves using math? Who knows, though I do like >>1375782
This line > He's like a lost puppy. I just want to enslave his will so he doesn't have to wander alone in the darkness anymore. Don't you?
I can somewhat understand the feeling, but at the same time, mum please trying to make friends is not enslaving them, its better when they make their own choice and choose to stay loyal, they make much better minions that way.
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>>1375795
Probably zero at this point.
We haven't been in a situation that allows us to level those up.
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>>1375793
Oh, and if the lie doesn't work, then lie again and try to pass it off as a cofession. Something like "Ok fine! I wanted to sneak it into someone's microwave in my neighborhood."

It will probably work.
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>>1375802
Seconding this second lie if the first one doesn't stick.
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>>1375801
I mean, I'm willing to bet those are 0, but what stats are there?

Additionally we should thank Alfonzo for letting us act dumb and that we'll reward him by showing him something cool we can do (Animate Dead)

Explain that something just changed when Star started hanging around, and swear him to secrecy.

We could make him the Marco to our Star... minus the homoerotic connotations that statement just had.
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>>1375792
>>1375786
This.
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>>1375790
>>1375792

Roll Charisma

d20 + 0

However! The situation is believable. Roll twice and use the higher result.
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>>1375790
Supporting this.
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>>1375782
"I just... Wanted a second chance at the project"
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1375811
Rollan.
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Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d20)

>>1375806
That seems way too risky.
We don't know Alfonzo very well, and we don't know if he can keep a secret. I'd probably thank him and let him know he was pretty darn cool for helping our dumb ass.

>>1375811
Welp. Here we go.
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Rolled 2, 11 = 13 (2d20)

>>1375811
Here goes...
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Rolled 18, 12 = 30 (2d20)

>>1375811
Vamos mi muchacho, 'nitamos salir de esto
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Rolled 2, 13 = 15 (2d20)

>>1375811
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Rolled 14 + 0 (1d20 + 0)

>>1375811
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>>1375820
Hot damn, seems like the dice gods love Spanish.
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>>1375820
>>1375825
Freaking this, was thinking the same thing
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>>1375782
Say "yeah, I needed to study a little more, since I was having such a hard time today"

Be smooth
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Rolled 7, 13 = 20 (2d20)

>>1375833
And roll
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>>1375825
Is this the secret of the Marcobowl?
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>>1375837
Possibly. We might have to learn french to get a leg up.
>>1375823
Holy shit motherfucker, how do you roll a zero on a dice?
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>>1375825
Si

>>1375815
>>1375820
>>1375821
>>1375823
Success!

>>1375816
>>1375818
Failure...


>"Sorry, Ms. Skullnik I-"
>You turn, wiping your hands on your coat.
>"Alfonzo just blew the heck out of that experiment is all. He's awesome at this stuff. I wanted to bring my grades up so I thought I could google frog anatomy at home. I'm tired of failing."
>Skullnik's eyes soften toward you.
>"Anon. If yah wanted some extra help just...here."
>She hands you a free copy of the Anatomy book.
>"The seniors use that but it's simple enough. Yah can READ can't yah?"
>You nod.
>"Good. Now get outta here. Enjoy your weekend."
>She grumbles as you saunter off into hallway.
>Alf is there.
>He has a look of pure joy on his face.
> Is he in pain?
>"Anon! You really think I'm...Awwesome!?"
>Hoo boy
> Slave aquired.
> Excellent work, dear.

And that's all for now folks! Feel free to leave questions and comments below!

NEW STATS

Will +4
Perception +1
Charisma + 1
Str -1

See you, Space cowboys!
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>>1375842
He put in dice+1d20+0 instead of dice+2d20.
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>>1375842
Nah, it was just the modifier...
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>>1375846
Oh.
Well now I feel like an asshole.
Sorry mate.
>>1375844
Hey, we got free shit! Nice.
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>>1375852
Hey we got a free slave so it works.
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The legend of the Spanish dice begins
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>>1375844
Excellent!

Another batch of subjects!

>>1375776
We need to play this long game, say like Yakuza thugs. We make investments, push when we need to push, don't go looking for fights, have allies who WANT to be allies, and slowly spread our influence to as many important fields as we can.

We're doing this for getting Anon a good education.
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>>1375859
"C’mon baby, daddy needs some 20s" ---> ???
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>>1375844
Yeyeyeyeyeyeye minion acquired!~ Now we just need to work him over and cement that loyalty to us. On another note what other tasty subjects may we have?

I'm imagining us acting like Greed by the end of this, we're not the fairest of overlords, but hot damn we'll keep you safe because no good do gooders get to mess with /our/ stuff.
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>>1375867
"C'mon baby, daddy needs a frog army"
And
"C'mon my baby, we needa get outta this"
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Remember, Minions work best with the illusion of free choice.
We should also allow some independence so that they can use their initiative to do things we want but don't think of at the time.
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>>1375889
You I like, minion management is very important
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>>1375844
Thanks for running.
>>1375874
>I'm imagining us acting like Greed by the end of this.
Cant wait.
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>>1375889
Are you saying to advise us? Or to warn us of her?
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>>1375919
Why not both?

>>1375844
Thanks for running, do you have the next session scheduled?
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thanks for running! i love this guest! and when is it on again?
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>>1375481
>You now know

>ANIMATE DEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik

But seriously, does Anon want this to be an Evil Alignment Quest?
I think everyone is putting too much trust into the unknown, eldritch voice whispering advice into our ear, touching our minds, and I say that knowing nothing about the voice since I'm just around the seventh episode.
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>>1376035
We're already stuck with the deal; best to keep on the human-skin book's good side.

So far, we just want to get a few goals done: get a girlfriend, keep Anon safe from abuse, and pass classes. Demonic overlord be damned, we have our own plans.
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>>1376050
Granted so far we have been a willful child to 'mother' rather than a obedient puppet child, so I think we are doing okay after all we are not pulling a ginny weasely
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>>1376225
i am ok so long the book does not make decisions for us
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>>1376388
How do you know it's not influencing us already?
It doesn't even need to magically control us, just it's voice could move us to choose something we normally wouldn't.
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>>1376585
Oh no, it's worse than that.
It can hear everything we say here, and it's not impossible a poster or two might be it.
It can see everything we say, but we can't see anything it doesn't want to tell us.
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Why didn't we continued using previous thread?
It's still alive, floating in the catalog.
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>>1376689
The QM is new to quests entirely. We should bring it up in the next thread.
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>>1376616
Fun. So we're a collection of mad ramblings in a potential school shooter, and she can hear every single thought, including the ones that call her out on bullshit and say shes fucking with us.

>>1376706
I think just leaving this here should convince him to continue it here than starting another thread.
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>>1377107
Almost, but not quite.
Anon can't hear us, but we still control his actions.
See >>1374083 for what Quest said last thread.
Other than that, you've pretty much got why I'm so paranoid about the damn book.
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>>1375536
>>1375365
>>1374083
Eclipsa has such puffy cheeks. I want rub them with my hands like I would to a fat, happy cat, but her husband is right there.
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>>1377617
So do you think she's speaking through the book to us?

Or is this book our own Glossaryck?
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>>1377841
Probably her, but we're not even supposed to know she exists.
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>>1377617
It's the monster cum. She's always got a load she's savoring in her mouth.
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>>1377853
how would the dick even look like? riges,bumps,snake,dog,banana you know a bended cone shape?
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>>1377871
It's probably prehensile and with a lot of secretion glands.
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>>1377873
so a tentacle with lubrication glands, aphrodisiac and the bumps are glands around the base
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>>1377871
Well, of Rhombulus can have talking snake heads for hands, I suppose anything is possible...
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>>1378103
i did not mean literal a snake i meant snake dicks snakes have two dick and this is a possible thing i think it more like the marcos monster arm but no mouth
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>>1377853
I don't think I would want to squish her face like a hamster's, then.
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...I don't think we should be talking about mommy's sexlife, guys. She can hear us, remember?
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>>1378381
Im sure she can tune or filter it out. Its not as if she HAS to hear it right?
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>>1378381
Nah, she can hear Anon's thoughts, not ours.
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>>1378381
There might be a chance she and the book are two different entities.

Might.

Besides, she knows we're shitting about while planting thoughts and commands into Anon.

No point in abusing / punishing him if he's not the one shit talking her.
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>>1378434
She can't hear our thoughts, but she can hear our "voices"
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>>1378381
Oh please, she's not BMClipsa. All the Eclipsa pics and "Luna" is an obvious misdirection.
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>>1379975
Then who is she, anon?
Toffee?
Toffee's twin sister who ruins his dreams in order to pursue summer romances?
Hekapoo?
Thomas' MOM?????
If she's not Eclipsa, THEN WHO IS SHE????
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>>1380209
We could just ask her if she's Elcipsa. She can hear us. And as she explained earlier, she has very little reason to lie to us.
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>>1375844
I haven't watched the show, but I'm liking how things are going so far.

Can't wait for the next session!
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>>1380209
We don't know. If she is to be believed about her age (which is a big if), then she is of similar age to Glossaryk, and definitely much older than Eclipsa.

>>1380264
Luna has purposefully ignored questions asking directly about Eclipsa and Eclipsa related topics. She's stated that she doesn't lie, citing that you only lie to those you fear, which is blatantly false. Lying for expediency and ease of accomplishing objectives exist. Not to mention that we could always vote to drop the book entirely, or alert Star and Marco to its presence.

Bottom line is don't trust the fucking skin book we found in the void who routinely attempts to smash our psyche.
>>
ANNOUNCEMENT

Next session will be Thursday at 1pm U.S. Central time.

I might make a new thread just to make sure nobody gets lost or misses it.

Hope you boys are ready for some serious fuckin' shenanigans

Oh and P.P.S.

>>1380377
Close. No cigar.

>>1380361
Thanks, bretheren

>>1380209
You're cute when you're upset

>>1378442
Mama's always here.

>>1378434
Can't I?


You're all so Precocious! I love that in new blood. Such promise. Such potential. Such a chaotic spirit...
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>>1380409
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>>1380409
Best keep the thread here instead of making another. Otherwise every session would be floating around the catalog for weeks.

The previous one is still here, and I doubt it'll disappear soon.
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>>1380631
>>1380409
This. Keep making a new thread for every session and soon the Catalog is gonna be riddled with Star threads, and some mod is going to ban us.
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>>1380644
>>1380631
These boys are right.
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>>1380409
So... when exactly does the Quest begin in the timeline? How many things have Marco & Star done so far?
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>>1380789
It seems like it's still season one
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>>1380409
That's alright, Luna. I'm pretty sure if I was right you wouldn't have responded anyway.

>>1380789
Pre-Toffee Season 1. Star's been around for a few months now.
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>>1380789
I would assume pre-mewberty, considering the worst Star's done to us is punch Anon in the face.

Or maybe mewberty did happen and Anon had a sick day, or Star just straight up ignored Anon.
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>>1381103
>I would assume pre-mewberty, considering the worst Star's done to us is punch Anon in the face.

Is being kidnapped and trapped by a teenage lovebug girl for later reverse rape is somehow worse than being punched in the eye by a magical girl?
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>>1381466
It is when the bug-girl is someone who cucked you out of a friend
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Thursday can not come fast enough.
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>>1382578
I agree!
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>>1382649
>>1382578
calm yourself m8

>>1380789
Season 1, Star just turned the teacher into a troll.
Ludo has been harassing star for a little bit at this point.

So we're on the nose of s1e3 or so
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START THE SESSION

NOW
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>Looks like the next session will be Thursday at 1pm Central U.S. time
>15 mins late

The German in me wants to REE
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I dont think star has a green card i think we should try to get her deported
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>>1383662
30 mins ain't a reason to REEE m8. Go do life things you gotta do. No sense shitting up a thread.
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>>1383682
She totally does on some level. No way the government isn't aware of multi-dimensional shenanigans on some level if she's in a sponsored study abroad program.
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>>1383688
Alright point taken
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additionally thread is in permasage. 72 hours have passed. may as well make a new thread at this point.
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>>1383693
It's in autosage on page 3. It'll last for a few more days, easily.
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>>1383693
>Wants to make a new thread.
>When the first one isn't even dead yet.
I don't think that's how /qst/ works.
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think there are sometimes weeks even months between the episodes of the Star Vs The forces of Evil universe
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I'm sure he's just writing up a nice big update for us. R-right?
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>>1383717
M-mabye? i would REALLY like a big juice update shoved into me
>>
So to all of y'all who don't have the twitter, here you go.
https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest
The quest is happening today, there's just been a bit of a delay.
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>>1383742
YES THANK YOU!!!!
>>
HOOBOY LADS REV UP THOSE WANDS

Cause I sure am hankering for some Star vs Quest!

There was a delay but I've just made it home.

Let's rock

>You are Anon
>Earlier today you got punched in the face by a blonde magic girl
>The same magic girl that stole your best friend, Marco Diaz
>You threw a tantrum in the bathroom, discovering THE BOOK
>You can now into magic
>With the help of the mysterious voice you gained the ability to hear people's inner most thoughts when they speak to you!
>You decided to use this in order to Fuck Marco's bitch
>Of course
>You made other friends!
>Justin Armberg
>Lvl 3 Quarterback
>Alfonzo
>Lvl 8 Nerd
>The Book is pleased, and gifted you with the power to ANIMATE TINY DEAD CREATURES
> Aren't I lovely?
>You have just escaped gym class and gotten out of Science with a new reputation
>As gregarious
>As hard working
> How easy it all is. Aren't you proud of yourself?
>You are now free for the weekend with all of Echo Creek at your disposal
>Mom is probably passed out on Xannies back home
>Dad has been missing for three weeks
>There's always THE HOLE

What
Do?
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>>1383776
HOLE first.

Maybe our skills can help us look for dad in the near future.
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>>1383776
Might as well head to the hole.

Not like we have a reason to hurry home anytime soon.
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>>1383776
Enter dank hole; try not to think perverted thoughts and how you near attempted to shag it with the book on hand.
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>>1383776
>Choose A with X advantages and disadvantages
>Choose B with Y advantages and disadvantages
>Choose the Mystery Box
You already know people are going to choose the Mystery Box.
THE HOLE.
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>>1383776
Investigate the hole further, and afterwards try to learn the extent of our new abilities.
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>>1383776
Well then,lets go to the hole
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>>1383776
CURRENT STATS

>Will +4
>Perception +1
>Charisma +1
>Str -1

SPELLS
ANIMATE DEAD


Inventory
>Your clothes
Shitty Sneakers
Cargo Pants
School Shooter Jacket

>Your Phone
A piece of shit brick with a touchscreen

> THE BOOK
The Book

>THE OTHER BOOK
A senior year anatomy book. Given to you by Ms. Skullnik who's a Troll now? You guess?

Stranger things have happened. Stranger things will happen.
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>>1383776
mystery box
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>>1383776
>>There's always THE HOLE
Let's go to THE HOLE first. I wonder what else they shoved into THE HOLE besides The Book.
>>1383786
>>Choose the Mystery Box
Always choose the Mystery Box.
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>>1383776
I shall follow with the current popular vote for the hole! For all we know it could be a dimensional portal to an actual place, or just a stupid hole in a smelly bathroom.

Best to get it out of the way now THEN move onto progressing our plans... whatever they may be.
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>>1383790
Did we lose the pencils?
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>>1383794
think if somecreature escaped from that hole thatS AFTER OUR SOUL WE MUST INVESTIGATE TO ADVENTURE!!!!!!!
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>>1383797
did we have pencils maybye they are in the locker?
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>>1383790
WAIT...

Do you think Luna will ever give us the ability to shape flesh and bone?

Keep that anatomy book. It will be 100% useful if we ever learn to create living beings.
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>>1383790
We do have that -1 Str and have some respect from the jocks. Lets go to the gym, no way they aren't using weights. At the very least we'll learn HOW to work out.
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>>1383790
>Check out that purple stuff on the lockers
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>>1383776
lets go into that tight hole in the bathroom!! or should it be the toiletroom?
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>>1383802
or get STRONG with shapeshifing abilites gasp think of the fun we can have with that!
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>>1383809
Shapeshifting is the best power.
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>>1383809
That might be risky if we're dealing with "dark, evil" magic.

Like gain super strength but turn into Nemesis from Resident Evil or something. Still, food for thought. Maybe if we learn shapeshifting we keep it as a last resort.
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>>1383778
>>1383782
>>1383783
>>1383786
>>1383787
>>1383789
>>1383792
>>1383793
>>1383794

IT IS DECIDED

Where do you think you're going?

>The voice; Luna, as she calls herself enters your thoughts as easily as your own inner monologue
>"I thought you already knew what I was thinking."
>You mutter
> Maybe I like conversation?
>She giggles into your brain
>It feels like fizzy soda behind your eyes and ears
>As you round the corner into the bathroom you see it
>THE STALL where you found THE HOLE that had THE BOO- That's enough caps, dear
>Regardless, you're in
>There's just one problem
>So is Marco
> Marco and Star Butterfly
>They look surprised to see you
>Each one takes on their own frozen look of apprehension
>They've been missing all day
> How scandalous.

What do?

>>1383797
Can't get anything past you guys
+2 Pencils
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>>1383809
Fleshshaping on yourself is a terrible idea even if you know what you are doing. A nubile caster like ourselves would fuck that up even more.
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>>1383816
Completely ignore them and go on with what you were doing
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>>1383816
Say hello, obviously.
They know something is up in the bathroom, so we have to at least appear innocent.
Act natural.
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>>1383816
"I must have gotten the wrong bathroom."

Get the fuck away from here.
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>>1383820
this
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>>1383816
KEEP THE BOOK SAFE! KEEP IT HIDDEN!

I say we try to convince them we're surprised to see Star in the boys bathroom and the presence of the hole if it's within eyesight. Feign innocence.
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>>1383816
>> How scandalous.
Back out, whistle, and act as if nothing happened. Leave those two lovebirds together to their devices.

>>1383794
>For all we know it could be a dimensional portal to an actual place, or just a stupid hole in a smelly bathroom.
>it could be a dimensional portal to an actual place
>it could be a dimensional portal to OP's mama.
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>>1383816
Ignore them. Get inside another bathroom and spy in on their conversation.
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>>1383816
>slam the stall door
>"Wow, okay, if you guys are going to do that stuff pick a more private place than the boy's bathroom. Or at least lock the stall door."
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>>1383816
I feel questioning why Star is in the boys bathroom is in order. If she acts all innocent and ignorant, we might be able to get her out of there. Then we'll just have to deal with Marco. Or if we're lucky, Marco will leave with Star!
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>>1383833
this

so when do we get the mindbreak spell?
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>>1383831
Guys we have to know what they're doing there.

Lets get into another bathroom stall and listen to their thoughts.
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>>1383816
Tell Star she shouldn't be in the boys bathroom.
Tell Marco we gotta talk, cuz us saying we're okay earlier wasn't entirely true. Plus we've had some time to process it all.
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>>1383816
Pretend like you thought they were making out in the bathroom, and get embarrassed.

Stutter out something like "s-sorry for disturbing you," and slip into the stall.
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>>1383846
Screw reading Butterfly's thoughts. Possible sense magic.
Marco is safe game though I'd think.
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>>1383816
>slam the stall door
>"Wow, okay, if you guys are going to do that stuff pick a more private place than the boy's bathroom. Or at least lock the stall door."
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>>1383816
Im up to reading their minds
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>>1383820
Ignore them

>>1383822
>>1383830
Leave

>>1383821
>>1383827
Bullshit it

>>1383831
>>1383833
>>1383859
Get in the Stall


Roll Bluff! d20 +1
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>>1383818
i whas thinking later when we know what we are doing and do you think there is a spell that lets us make a flesh puppet that we can control remotly?
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Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1383866
Rollan
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>>1383866
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Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1383866
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Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1383866
>d20 +1
All these ties. A 4-way tie, that's a surprise.
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Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1383866
Rolling.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1383866
Wish I knew Spanish to put the odds in my favor.
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>>1383871
how do you roll?
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>>1383776
>>You decided to use this in order to Fuck Marco's bitch
Wait, we did?
I mean I wouldn't really mind, despite the black eye and friend-stealing, but...

WAIT, are we talking about Star, or Jackie?

>>1383866
Get in that stall!
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>>1383866
Vamos, dame un veinte nena!
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>>1383880
more like fuck her up, not sex her.
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>>1383866
Stall!
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Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1383866
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>>1383879
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Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1383866
Unsure why we'd be bluffing on this really. We're disliking Star and going into a stall.

that's pretty in line.
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>>1383879
In this case, you put "dice+1d20+1" in the options field. And don't forget the +1, or you'll look stupid like me.
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Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1383866
GOD DAMN IT
I CAN'T THROW A FUCKING DICE
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Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1383890
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Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1383866
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Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

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We are fucked.
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Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

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Fuck.
We're not gonna be able to bluff our way out of this one boys.
We must advance in another direction.
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>>1383905
Extremely. But I have faith we can bullshit our way out of being fucked. Or not, that is also possible.
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>all this failure
WEW
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Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1383866
>>1383882
ok,now roll
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Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

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>>1383917
>>1383907
>>1383901
>>1383898
Nigga, you're only supposed to roll once.
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>>1383886
lets take this 20!
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>>1383898
>>1383901
>>1383907
>>1383917
>>1383917
Why're you rolling so much, anon?
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>>1383905
Well if we can't lie, then don't say anything. Keep the book hidden.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1383866
Really wish faggot OP would clarify what result we need for a success.
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>>1383922
Trying to get his bad rolls out I guess.
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>>1383922
i got angry that i can NEVER DO ANY GOOD ROLLS
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>>1383925
We can't just keep our mouth shut and go in a stall. We're too autistic for that
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>>1383928
Why would it matter?
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>>1383925
I support this
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>>1383928
Hidden DCs are the spice of life.
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>>1383866
>>1383893
I think the QM rolled a dice and Bullshit won between the 4-way tie that's been counted.
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>>1383939
thats true and >>1383928 dont be rude to our god QM becuse QM decides the holy DC
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>>1383934
Good point. We fail either way, so it really doesn't matter I guess.

>>1383939
Well yeah, but mainly when hidden DCs actually make sense; like trying to intimidate a guy that you don't know is actually a magical intimidation-resistant alien disguised as a human.
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Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

Looks like things are looking pretty bad. Might as well give it a shot.
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>>1383945
what changes would there be if we didn't know?

And having DC hidden make the rolling system fair I guess. As more people roll, the larger the overall chances our average comes out to near 10.
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>>1383868
>>1383873
>>1383886
>>1383893
>>1383907
>>1383913
>>1383917

Success

>>1383900
>>1383898
>>1383896
Failure

>>1383905
>>1383909
>>1383910
Everyone presents their own kind of challenge, children

>You glare but turn your eyes downward
>Tucking in your jacket you rush past them both toward the stall you need to investigate
>Marco is already stammering, sputtering and trying to keep you from putting his perfect conduct record in danger
>You can feel his sweat fly off as you pass
>At that exact moment you look up and make eye contact with Star
> She isn't fooled
>Both eyes are narrowed down
>She clearly isn't the brightest bulb, but in moments like these, and when she plowed your skull with her fist you can pick up where her little brain excells
>Violence
>She knows how hard she hit you
>You hear a tiny voice floating behind her silence
> "Are humans that tough? I thought I really hurt him...
>You SLAM the stall door for effect
>Marco drags Star out of the bathroom in a frenzy
>"C'MONSTARWEGOTTAGETHOMEIT'S TACO NIGHT!"
>Suddenly her pixie mind is put back on pressing matters
>You used to hang out with Marco
>Even you know Taco Night is Tuesday
>"Marco, it's Friday! DON'T DENY ME MY frijolitos!!"
>SLAM
> Alone at last
>You are now left with THE HOLE
>It's still plugged with toilet paper like you left it
>If you strain, the faint sound of crickets can be heard through the wad
> Are you sure you want to do this?

What do?
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>>1383947
i think the DC for intimidating marco is is 10 and 17 for star but the DC to emberas them is 9
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>>1383947
Anon is an autist three days away from making Columbine look like a fucking joke. He's completely socially retarded and it makes sense that he doesn't know how to gauge people.
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>>1383955
ENTER THE HOLE
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>>1383925
I don't think that's how quests work.
If you get a failed roll the GM will say something like
>"You try to articulate words into sentences, but nothing logical comes out of your mouth. You end up looking like an autistic as you speed up towards the stalls.

Were it a Critical failure it'd be something like
>"You try to articulate words into sentences, but before you can take even a single step you trip and fall. THE BOOK comes out of your backpack and hits you in the head in front of Marco and Star, knocking you unconscious and making you piss all over your pants."
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>>1383955
Stick our dick (and the rest of our body) into the hole
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>>1383955
Oh.... that went better than expected! Woo. Anyway, yes. Extremely sure. It's gonna bug us until the very end of our quest if we don't do this now.

That annoying diddy in the back of our head wondering "What's in the hole" might ruin our master plan to do whatever it is we want to do!
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>>1383955
Ask Luna about the hole, then enter.

Plug the hole back up after entering.
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>>1383955
>> Are you sure you want to do this?
Ask the Book what's inside THE HOLE.
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>>1383955
>let go of earthly tether
>enter the void.
>empty
>become wind.
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>>1383955
Very sure.
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>>1383955
Fuck you too Luna.

Anyway, we're off to lose our hand or worse to eldritch beings. Anyone have a bet on what we're gonna find in there?
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>>1383955
Wait. I though we were gonna go into another stall because Star and Marco were looking at the one with THE HOLE.
If their are really gone, then investigate THE HOLE. Ask the voice about it!
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>>1383955
Ask advice from the book as to how to approach this problem.

We could totally use a pocket mirror. Unfortunately we're still too autistic (low CHA?) to talk to girls and ask for one without spaghetti when they ask why.
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>>1383955

>>1383980
This.
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>>1383955
make a hole in the wad of paper look into it from a little distance dont stinck your eye into a HOLE you dont know where it leads and ask book what is on the other side and about THE HOLE
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>>1383955
>What's Mommy's recommendation?
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>>1383985
Either nothing, something unsettlingly peaceful, or something terrifying. I expect no in-between.
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>>1383988
they would most likley that we masturbate on the mirror if they give it to us we probali need to roll 15
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>>1383996
i support this
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What if it just leads to where the other side of the wall is im guessing thats why we can hear crickets
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>>1384001
i meant that they would think that and we needed to roll 15 to get that mirror
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>>1383986
Supporting this
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>>1384009
Then there's nothing to worry about and we can move on with our lives.
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>>1384009
it possible that the hole stoped existing but what is on the other side of the wall
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>>1383980
>>1383986
>>1383988
>>1383996
>>1384013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_487768501&feature=iv&src_vid=z9gNFYNZ8yk&v=WZt7YEuLQ1U

>Luna's presence grows inside you
>Every time your eyes shut you see searing pink orbs that gleam in the darkness behind your lids
>The book grows hot
>The skin on your body crawls
> I told you already. I think you're 'very' special
> I heard your voice cry out. I heard you all the way in the place I came from.
> Through this hole. This failure in the break between worlds.
> So I came to you. So I could make you strong. So you could see what makes the world so terrible. It's not evil people.
> It's people who think they're good. Keeping things from those who deserve it.
> Inside this tear you'll find the place I left behind to come find you...or what remains of it
> Be careful, dear
> I don't want all we've built to go to waste

>The hole is only about as wide as your palm
>You pull at the paper lightly, making a small hole to peep through
>Oddly enough you can make out shapes
>Heaped leaves, a surface of rotted wood
>The tiles look flimsy at the edges of the hole
>Almost crumbling on their own
>You hear the hum of crickets and night bird calls
>You can tell some kind of moonlight is coming from above
>The air that exudes into your face is hot, humid and reeks of autumn rot
>You slip your hand inside....

https://youtu.be/R1jG99z7lVY

> The world, it hates
> It's rotten and grey
> The world it takes
> It hurts and maims
> I hate the world

> SOMETHING GRIPS YOUR WRIST
IT YANKS YOUR ARM UP, MAKING A SICKENING SNAP
YOU STRUGGLE WORDLESSLY
YOU KICK AGAINST THE TILE AS YOUR LIMB WIDENS THE HOLE AND YOU'RE DRAGGED UPWARDS



... So I'll make it go away

ROLL STRENGTH OR DEXTERITY TO TRY AND ESCAPE!

Unless you have another idea
smart guy
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>>1384033
Resurrect anything dead nearby to occupy whatever's attacking us and allow us to escape?
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1384033
dex i suppose
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1384033
Rolling Dex to not die.
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>>1384033
Just stick your head inside the hole and bite the hand that's grabbing you.
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>>1384045
Wow, nice.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1384033
Noice, I called it.

If this doesn't work, grab a pencil and stab the fucker in the throat.
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>>1384033
Welp were boned
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1384033
OK! I think we've seen enough to satisfy our curiosity for now! Everyone else agree?! Good!

Let's attempt to get the fuck out of here. And if worse comes to worse, we break our arm even further than it probably already is to slip out of the grasp of whatever's got us! We'll surely heal up from it! Or maybe we loose an arm! Anything's possible!

Also, rolling for dex.
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>>1384045
is it our best freind now?
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Rolled 11 + 0 (1d20 + 0)

>>1384033
>ROLL STRENGTH OR DEXTERITY TO TRY AND ESCAPE!
>Unless you have another idea
>smart guy
>>1384042
So I guess I'll do both my idea, and escaping manually simultaneously?

I'll try rolling Dexterity to manually escape its reach, then Perception to find anything we can resurrect, then Will to resurrect said thing, and then Strength to use our pencil to stab it away.
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>>1384045
>>1384033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw-cTqciPYo
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Por favor RNGesus,no quiero morir asi.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

Dex

>>1384045
Wow, Without even having to invoke the Spanish dice gods...
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>>1384054
we can probably regrow our arm and if they walk in we can say that we where curios about the hole or we can just scream and cry while holding our bleding stump and gettake to the hospital
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>>1384033
>>1384045

We're about to pull it through the hole and swirly it, aren't we?
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Rolled 13, 9, 12, 20 + 0 = 54 (4d20 + 0)

>>1384033
>>1384059
Rolling separate 1d20s with modifiers does nothing. So I'll just stack them together I suppose and hope the modifiers are listed separately.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1384033
if nothing works the monster sudenly start to love us and becomes our loyal minion
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>>1384033
>Unless you have another idea
>smart guy
>>1384073
So you're going to roll to seduce the monster?
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>>1384061
>>1384033
Rollan for Dex either way.

I wanted to cast Animate Dead on thr Rotten Wood, but I don't see how that would help us.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

dex
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>>1384067
Exactly! Even if we don't regrow our arm, we'll at least know the extent of Mummy's healing factor!

We'll at least learn something from this experience, aside from don't go sticking your hand in strange holes! But hey, if we followed that advice we wouldn't've found the book in the first place!
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>>1384061
we are going to SURVIVE
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1384078
>>1384033
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>>1384068
i hope that happens and it falls into love with us
>>
Now y'all know why I wanted the gun.
We should go get that, actually.
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>>1384084
>Can't roll for shit.
>Every time I do manage to roll I get shit on by the Dice Gods.
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>>1384081
and we can use stump for fleshshaping and grow cool arm with claws or a SNAKE ARM like the crystal head talking snake arms dude i forgot his name
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everyone stop rolling you are only making it worse i think?
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>>1384099
But if we stop rolling then we'll never get to try out a bunch of ideas simultaneously.
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>>1384097
>>1384081
I think you guys are getting far ahead of ourselves.
Lets just try not to lose out fucking arm in the first place.
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>>1384097
Rombulos. It's spelled something like that. As a side note, you think he might pay us a "visit" based on his gut?

Also, I'd think that we'd want a bit of a covert arm. Unless at that point we're just all out about using the dark arts to everyone.
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>>1384102
Hey, hope for the best, plan for the worst! And currently the worst is we get sucked into the portal and swallowed in one bite.... But! Second worse is we lose an arm!
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>>1384103
Yeah, let's try not to gain the attention of the magic high commission beings at this stage...
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>>1384103
probably but it sometimes really vague so it could point him to our dimension,city,school,neigbourhood,street,house or directly to us and he can come anymoment from a rip in space and take us away
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>>1384103
>Unless at that point we're just all out about using the dark arts to everyone.
>>1384116
If we do decide to ditch discretion for the dark arts, we could always try lining our brain with eyeballs.

>>1384108
>Second worse is we lose an arm!
2nd worst is if we lose our dignity.
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>>1384103
Star can't match Rhombulus. We'd stand no chance.
And the Magic High Commission has no reason to be caring about us. Plenty of magic abuse in general, and they don't really bother unless it's large scale.
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>>1384045
MAJOR SUCCESS

>>1384046
>>1384054
SUCCESS

>>1384084
>>1384080
>>1384073
>>1384070
>>1384066
>>1384059
>>1384050
Failure...

>You star getting desperate
>Whatever this thing is pushes you out then RAMS you back into the wall
>The sturdier of the tiles crack and bite into your skin
>You're bleeding, not sure from where
>Your arm is numb
>The whole right side of your face is pounding
>You can feel blood dripping down your elbow and the side of your face
> Oh no...
>You are lifted through the wall
>Into darkness
>Then starlight
> You had so much potential
>You're dangling by a mangled mess of an arm
>Your shoulder's broken
>Your hand is a warped catastrophe
>Danger Will Robinson
>Danger
>You look down, seeing a pair of shiny black eyes reflecting the moon at you
>Not one...
>TWO mouths slide open beneath those eyes
>One stacked on top of the next
>You feel this world all around you
>It's towering trees
>The hum of the rotting forest
>You look up and see the shadow of some great citadel
> At least I could bring you home...


What do, dead man?
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>>1384103
we could have a half liquid arm that can shapeshift slowly or have a diffrent arms we can choose everyday like a shanging clhotes but we would need them to stay alive so mouth, brain, centiped like legs and cage in the basement and food?
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>>1384103
The MHC has not visited Terra Firma at this point in time. While it is not impossible that they have detected our magical shenanigans, Star's overt displays almost certainly drown us out.
>>1384108
I'm glad that someone is learning from my paranoid ramblings.
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>>1384116
Yes, but later on I think we should pay a visit to Hekapoo. So we can get our own pair of dimensional scissors. Unless Mummy has an alternative to scissors.
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>>1384127
FUCK.

Diplomacy?
Try to kill it with magic from the book?
Stab its wrist with a pencil?
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>>1384127
see everyone it got worse we should have stoped rolling after the first one
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>>1384127
So everything is dead and rotting here? And it's where the source of our power is from?
>attempt to draw power from the environment
>cast animate dead
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>>1384127
ANIMATE DEAD

ANIMATE DEAD

ANIMATE THOSE FUCKING TREES NOW
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>>1384127
BRING ME BACK! PLEASE! If you can hear me, please bring me back..I don't want to die here...

>Also, QM aren't you supposed to treat Crit to override all failure?
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>>1384127
animate anything dead in the immediate surroundings, use them to push you midair to somewhere away from the mouth
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>>1384127
Animate dead.
We require more backup.
Ask book for more spells.

>>1384137
Criticals I think count for 2 successes or failures here.
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>>1384127
>attempt to draw power from the environment
>cast animate dead
must we roll for this?
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>>1384127

>>1384137
This.
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>>1384127
It's OK. We got this. There's still a few things we can do. We can do what I suggested, and break our arm into mush and jump back into the portal.

We can go the not caring route and try to seduce it.

Maybe, there's the off chance we can read its mind and feed into its insecurities.

We can do what everyone else is suggesting and try to animate something to save us.

At this point I'm open to suggestions and will go with the most popular one.
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>>1384141
Wow, so it's literally worse to continue rolling here then?

Ok, new strategy guys. If we have a high roll at the start, STOP ROLLING.
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>>1384137
Qm can you say if this is right?
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>>1384127
Here is our lovely host
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>>1384141
Thought it was more than x2, but I'm sure it didn't fully override either.

Plus with such a high DC, this was mostly expected already.

>>1384147
I'm not sure why that didn't occur. Every other quest, someone rolls a 20, people start yelling to stop rolling.

>>1384127
we can only animate small dead animals, not trees. Maybe get something small to start harassing the thing's eyes?

At least as long as our arm is attached we're hanging away from the thing trying to eat us. We need to get back home.
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>>1384147
This.

If faggot OP is gonna give us a flawed Rolling System, we might as well abuse it.
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>>1384151
>Here is our lovely host
>monster.jpg
Clearly the look in the monster's eyes means it just wants to hug us. That facial expression is of utmost concern.
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>>1384127
Draw Pencils, Stab Eyes.
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>>1384151
can we even mindread something not of our dimension and understand?
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>>1384145
so we can sever our arm and flee into the portal go the insane way and seduce it and get a realy weird minion that loves us?>>1384151
i think i have seen a simelar monster in a porn or hentai somewhere but then it got a smaller head and several rows of breasts?
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>>1384151
Oh shoot dude, neat drawing. I hope we don't die to him. That would be stupidly anticlimactic.
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>>1384162
We only have one arm
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>>1384127
ANIMATE DEAD

ANIMATE DEAD

ANIMATE DEAD
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>>1384166
>I hope we don't die to him.
We're probably going to have to sell our soul Luna to survive this.
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>>1384151
lets seuduce this monster you can see its a female by those jewels of eyes
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>>1384170
I have a hintling that we were going to do that anyway, so might as well speed up the process!
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>>1384150
ANNOUCEMENT

Natural 20s and Nat 1s count as Three Successes or Failures

I want to encourage everyone to roll when we do challenges because frankly, why exclude everyone but the one lucky guy?

Having Nat 20s eliminate all failures and just be a crit would be fun...BUT if I did that then nat 1s would negate all successes see what I mean?
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>>1384170
most likley i would be surprised if that did not happen
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>>1384137
It's up to the QM's discretion. Honestly his rolling rules aren't very clear. Best I can tell, it's based on whether we have more successful rolls or failed rolls.
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>>1384176
I'd say push it to 4 or even 5. We got a ton of people playing.
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>>1384127
seduce the monster
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Man, I had plans for IEDs, Recreational Nukes, and Chemical weapons.
We better not die.
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>>1384181
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>>1384132
Diplomacy

>>1384134
>>1384136
>>1384139
>>1384141
>>1384143
>>1384155
>>1384168
ANIMATE DEAD
ANIMATE DEAD
ANIMATE DEAD

THE PATH IS CHOSEN

ROLL WILL
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>>1384183
i always forget how to roll the dice
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>>1384127
>You had so much potential

AFTER ANON'S DONE WITH THIS OVER THE GARDEN WALK FUCK, WE'RE COMING FOR YOU NEXT!

LET LOOSE AN AUTISTIC SCREAM OF RAGE AND ANIMATE SOME FUCKING DEAD TO SPOOK HIS ASS TO DEATH!
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1384187
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>>1384187
>ROLL WILL

How?
1d20 plus 4 for each Will point?
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>>1384187
i changed my vote to seduce
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384187
PLEASE!
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384187
See the dice.

>>1384190
In the options portion of posting, "dice+1d20+(whatever modifiers apply)"
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384187
Luckily, that's our highest stat! So we have a half decent chance at this compared to the strength/dex roll!
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>>1384162
Don't wanna seem like I ignored you boys.
Fight boys deserve to be noticed. You just got outvoted this time.

>>1384181
Eres una linda
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384187
GO NECRO-ANON!
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384187
All or nothing!
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1384187
ANON'S WILL IS UNBREAKABLE
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384190
Type dice+xdy +modifier
Or dice+1d20 +4 in this case.
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>>1384194
does that count without the +4?
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>>1384194
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>>1384200
FUCK ME.
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>>1384194
STOP ROLLING GUYS!
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>>1384194
TOP ROLLING EVERY ONE you all fuck it up
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384187
Here's to a crit fail.
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384187
ARISE MINION (S?)
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>>1384209
Probably. The only roll is for Will in this case, and everyone else is doing the +4, not much to confuse it with. Also equally bad if we get a 1 without the modifier listed.
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>>1384187
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Success?
>>1384194
>>1384199
>>1384202
>>1384216
>>1384217

Failure
>>1384200
>>1384204
>>1384205
>>1384207
With a crit in each, so far success? is winning.
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fucking RETARDS IT HAPPEN AGAIN
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384187
Am i dead yet?
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384187
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>>1384197
>1d20 plus 4 for each Will point?
No, it's +4 in total. We get +1 for each point.
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>>1384194
YEEE-
>>1384200
YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER. 23 SECONDS AND YOU FUCKED IT.
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

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>>1384200
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>>1384223
I think im dead
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>>1384200
Y'all ever wonder if Lady Luck is on the Magical High Council? And she's looking down upon us, planning to thwart us before we even get a head start? And this is her job in general, and we're not the first uprising dark artists to fail so badly? Just wondering?
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STOPP ROLLING BECUSE YOU FUCK UP WE NEED TO SPAM DICE
AND HOW DO YOU ROLL HELP!!!!!!!!11
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>>1384187
ROLL
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

in case my roll didnt count,i do it again
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Guys, he counted the retard anon's other rolls.

We can roll more but risk further failures than continued successes.

If we're fucked, we can try to at least roll a less fucked outcome.
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>>1384231
>And she's looking down upon us, planning to thwart us before we even get a head start?
I think she's favoring us with the initial 20s, then gives us a 1 when she thinks our continual rollings is spiting her favor.
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>>1384231
At this rate, I'm starting to suspect it.

This is ridiculous.
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>>1384194
MAJOR SUCCESS

>>1384200
CRITICAL FAILURE

>>1384199
>>1384202
>>1384216
>>1384217
>>1384228

SUCCESS

>>1384207
>>1384205
>>1384204
>>1384223
>>1384224

Failure...


We have...a tie.

OR WE WOULD!

>>1384234
>>1384234
>>1384234
>>1384234
>>1384234
IF NOT FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER ROLLING CORRECTLY AND BREAKING THE 10 DC
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>>1384231
Don't blame Lady Luck. She strikes all equally and fairly.

Blame OP. He's a faggot that changes the rules where he finds them convenient.

That and he doesn't take just the first roll. That's the big kicker for me.
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>>1384187
I CAN'T ROLL THESE STUPID DICE
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>>1384239
WE NEED ONE ROLL

ONE ROLL TO UNIFY US!
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>>1384239
>IF NOT FOR THIS MOTHERFUCKER ROLLING CORRECTLY AND BREAKING THE 10 DC
We survive by the seat of our pants. High fives everyone for nearly killing ourselves!

>>1384241
>That and he doesn't take just the first roll.
It's probably to encourage more than one person rolling at a time, given his statements earlier.
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YOU STUPID RETARDS everyone i am calm now i just ask you now why did you not stop rolling after the 20 and i am crying now i hate alot of other >>1384241 why QM can we just count the first one or best of 3? can someone show me how to roll dice?
anons now
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>>1384236
True, she may be like Glossaryk and have no side. Except for when we be rude to her.
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>>1384239
>barest of passes
I'LL FUCKING TAKE IT
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>>1384244
Type in the command in the options field above the comments field.
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>>1384187
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>1384251
Rolling is Dice+1d20 in the options field
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someone show me how to roll the dice????>>1384255
what do i type in?
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>>1384239
Whelp, that's it lads
mummy, I loved you... you believed in me...
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>>1384239
FUCK THIS DARKNESS MONSTER FUCKER UP WITH SOME REVENANTS TREES ANS BONES! BRING ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING TO LIFE!
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384255
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1384260
Like this
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>>1384261
>>1384207
>>1384200
>>1384225
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>>1384261
Do you really just ignore the first post on the /qst/ board???
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i hope this works
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>>1384239
>>1384248
>>1384247
>>1384244

Aight boys this is gonna be a doozy. While I brainstorm/hammer out what's about to happen Since you assholes cast animate dead in a realm of death, on a death world, that's been mostly extincted, when your life was about to end

Let's take votes on Anon's theme music cause I like gay retarded shit like that
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>>1384265
>>1384096
GOD DUCKING DAMNIT

I TOLD YOU MY ROLLS ARE ALWAYS SHIT
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>>1384265
>Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)
Oh dear god...
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>>1384269
it does not work
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>>1384239
Now, you see, knowing what you said at the start of the sess I'm expecting all this fucking intense screaming with the dice to end up with

"a small twig man rises and kicks the foot of the demon monster thing. He doesn't notice."
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

dice
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>>1384270
IT'S NECESSARY
TO BE INSANE!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wcIXZ_lM8RU

BOOOOOW DOWN, MOTHERFUCKER!
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>>1384270
https://youtu.be/hod0WtYE4SA
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>>1384276
Case-sensitive. Type it exactly as exampled.

>>1384281
Nice job.
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1384284
my dice is always shit i think my higest is 13
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>>1384270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrOemQaEJGU Seems fitting since were trying to get dead things back to not-dead.
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>>1384283
I vote for this
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>>1384290
i get the best roll NOW YOU FUCKING ANONNNFSDKJNOFADSJLÖBNBNLFVDSABOJFFCBJSADHOIHOCSIOHNWHNDINODSACXSADKZXM,XCZAS,M,PJDSHLKÖDFAÖLKHZXCSXML,DEIKFDKKDFK,KIKIMikmjmnfmnkwebjkhbklgBHUÖ213121E80YU032RU90ERIHOPEWFHUIONJLD sorry i got really angry
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NO

BODY

ROLL
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>>1384290
>Rolled 20 (1d20)
>my dice is always shit i think my higest is 13
I guess not this time.

I meant nice job getting your dice to work.
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>>1384270
Hey, listen, Luna. There's no need to get angry over this sort of thing. You said we had potential and we're just living up to it.
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>>1384270
Anon likes vidya, so why not one of these.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXxQu4s20GY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6Gy6bfcCls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52Htt-dFFIg
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>>1384270
WE DIDN'T EVEN GOT TO RAISE A SINGLE SKELETON BEFORE WE GOT KILLED

GOD DAMN IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
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>>1384299
why does this happen always every time i roll in a quest it get 1 2 or 6 my best in quest 13 but when i roll after all the votes and rolls counted it get fucking 20
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>>1384303
Ooh, liking this idea. Throwing in my pick of vidya music.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Y6AuvA-tl3Y
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>>1384270
>>1384282
>>1384300
>>1384304
>WE DIDN'T EVEN GOT TO RAISE A SINGLE SKELETON BEFORE WE GOT KILLED
We'll raise ourself before we get killed, as a lich.
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>>1384283
I vote this for president.
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>>1384308
FUCK YEAH

THAT SOUNDS AWESOME
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>>1384290
>>1384297

Autism bls leave
Or at least don't shitpost like you're in an IM conversation or something.
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>>1384283
>>1384270
Whatever. Vote for Skeleton Nigga.
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>>1384270
>Anon's theme music

welp if he's e/v/il and socially retarded

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHhWBcGhltc
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>>1384322
I immensely approve of this.
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Well i had idea because anon is autism incarnate https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XbVMrkv_WDY
Or https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XbVMrkv_WDY
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>>1384270

>Your heartbeat slows to a murmur
>Blood sprays from your eyes, ears and mouth
> Really? You did it?
>Vision returns to you
>...nothing
>Or, at least it seems that way
>WHUMP! CRRRRACK!

>>1384200
>The tides of fate are so cruel
>Your arm has completely left the socket, and the last of your fingers breaks away

>Everything is pain
>Your mouth is frozen in a silent scream
> Open your eyes, my child
>You somehow pull yourself in enough to force yourself to look at your death
>You see nothing
>You HEAR however...

>>WARNING EAR FUCKING RIP
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05RSGwlAdy5

>>1384194
...but we are NEVER victims of The WORLD!


>The grass beneath you turns black and crumbles to dust
>The stars dim into the void
>Your eyes shake and spin as your vision fills with bloody static
>You see it...the creature
>Beset on every side by minuscule corpses
>Rats
>Snakes
>Insects
>Worms
>Twigs
>Dirty mounds
>Bones
>YOUR OWN DISMEMBERED FINGERS
>They rip it
>They tear into it's guts
>Out of it's eyes
>They tunnel beneath it's skin, as frantic and desperate as you were clinging to life
>It begins to rip apart at the seems
>From it's limp joints and malnourished frame the little ones charge back into the night air
>They soak the ground in your predator's sour blood...

I knew you were special.

>The creature Erupts. Screaming to a pitiless, empty world.

You make Mama so proud.
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>>1384332
Pic. Fuckin. Related.
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>>1384332
Oh.
Oh shit.

So is this the part where we have to wear gloves and long sleeves for the rest of the year?

Looks like we've learned mass minor animate dead. Gonna have to work the magic muscle to really do it reliably though considering the squeaking.
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>>1384332
Jesus Christ.
God help our soul for what we've done here.
Now, GET THE FUCK OUT.
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>>1384332
OUR BOY DID IT!
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>>1384332
>arm is kill

now reanimate just your arm and stick it back in your socket
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>>1384332
It's so nice to hear we've made you proud Mummy.

But if we could just return to the regular not dead (yet) world, it would be so appreciated if you could do a bit of your magics to heal up this arm. It seems a little bit, broken.

I'll even accept another psyche attack if it means releaving Anon of this no doubt soul crushing unbearable pain.
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>>1384332
While we bleed out, ask Luna if she knows any way to heal ourselves, or at least a way back so our body can be recovered.
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>>1384332
Good job everyone! Now what to do with our fucked body is another problem itself.
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>>1384343
On an additional note, we've just killed something. Thankfully, we're coming back to a bathroom where we can promptly throw up into the toilet.


Man our fights with star are gonna be so crazy.
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>>1384332
>>Your arm has completely left the socket, and the last of your fingers breaks away
>You make Mama so proud.
>>1384342
>So is this the part where we have to wear gloves and long sleeves for the rest of the year?
It's great that Mama's proud of us, but can she help fix our necrotic arm or get us a new one before we're permanently a cripple?
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>>1384332
>Ask Mama for advice on what to do now.
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>>1384332
w-what,what is going on?
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>>1384354
>Man our fights with star are gonna be so crazy.
Anon has chaotic luck, anything can happen.
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>>1384332

>The book lies before you
>Fallen from your waistband
>The hole back home lies behind you
>Something itches into the back of your head
>You know you could leave it here
>You could abandon this
>Run now, mourn your hand and try to forget
>The pages open...
>You see her eyes
>Those vicious, pink eyes
>She's watching, waiting to see what you do next
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>>1384362
We can't abandon mama like our dad abandoned us
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>>1384303
I support The Rumble to be Anon's theme.
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>>1384362
We need the book if we don't want to die of blood loss. We take it with our remaining hand and leave.
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>>1384362
AFTER THE SHIT WE'VE JUST GONE THROUGH!? WE'RE IN TOO DEEP NOW! WE'RE RIDING THIS WILD RIDE UNTIL THE VERY END!

Pick the book up, along with any spare parts of ours and go back to earth! That was just the greeting party here, imagine what else this world has to throw at us!

Then, when we're back let's see if dearest Mummy can deal with the fucked up arms and fingers.
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>>1384362
Reattach our necrotic arm, command it to obey our movements, and try reintegrating it?
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>>1384364
Fucking this. And the creatures are OURS. we WILLED them from the grave... surely we must have some control, yes?
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>>1384362
We've lost our hand, we need to make it part of us again. We still have our anatomy book and our dying adrenaline.

We are going to ask Luna for assistance in regrowing our arm. A missing arm isn't going to be easy to explain to the hospital.

Then we head back. To recuperate and explore again. Ideally with a weapon and something resembling armor. Lacrosse or Football pads would be a good start.
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>>1384370
Our arm has not had enough time to begin necrosis.
If we get it to a doctor on Earth, it could be reattached.
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>>1384362
We're not done yet.
>take book and go home
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>>1384369
supporting
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>>1384356
>>1384370
Also this.
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>>1384376
How the FUCK would we even explain what happened without drawing eventual attention to our book?

I'd rather see if we can get it done magically ourselves before we try that.
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>>1384362
pick up the book you faggot
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>>1384386
Of course.
We could always blame an industrial accident, though.
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>>1384362
Mami, quero acer mas cosas asi.
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>>1384386
Might have to call on assistance from our nerd ally, Alphonso. He seems alright at biology, and has kind of an Indian accent, maybe he's going medical career track at the behest of his parents?
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>>1384376
>Our arm has not had enough time to begin necrosis.
Ah, right. I knew I was forgetting something. I meant to say undead arm but somehow forgot the undead term while describing how it's been animated.
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>>1384362
TAKE BOOK

GET ARM BACK TO BODY

ASK WHY THE FUCK SHE LET THAT SHIT HAPPEN THEN SAY "Haha, you HAD potential."

GET FUCKING MAD
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>>1384364
>>1384367
>>1384369
>>1384370
>>1384375
>>1384378

>You grip the smooth leather in your last trembling hand
>With grit alone you crawl on a shattered elbow and shaking knees toward the light of the bathroom
>Your strength fails
>You fall
>Your body has always disappointed you...
>That's when you feel the tiny limbs and claws lifting you up
>The tiny ones
>The forgotten dead
>They're carrying you home
>Upon their collapsing backs
>On the only remains of their short, and helpless lives they parade you into the stump that leads back home
>Like knights, pall bearing for their king
>You slide out of the wall, suspended slightly by and unseen force
>You drift onto the now blood splattered, leaf covered and dirty tile
>Little dead things tumble down from above
>They gather in your lap, carrying your writing fingers to you

Mama will never leave you. Never. You're everything I'd hoped you would be.

>Your anatomy book slaps down beside you
>Roll Will to stay awake long enough to make it through the pages
>Then INT with a plus 2 bonus with the book
>You feel whatever Luna is
>Her immense power
>It crackles through your shattered bones, easing the pain
>She doesn't make you focus...but draws out your inner strength
>Your arm leaps, contorting in the air like a boneless eel
> Don't worry. That's normal.
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>>1384270
Wait a minute, so you didn't set this all up for us to cast animate dead? It just seemed so perfect considering you kept describing the place as dead and rotting and you gave us the spell the session before this one, even changing the class from art to science to bring in the dead frogs.
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Rolled 14, 4 + 4 = 22 (2d20 + 4)

>>1384401
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384401
This is for the will
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384401
Ah shit.
Rolling Will.
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384401
STAY AWAKE FAGGOT!
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Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1384401
And this is my int roll
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>>1384401

ANNOUNCEMENT

OP HAS FATFINGERS REEEEEE

>>1384392
I'm going to teach you everything I can. Until you can make the world cower from you like I did.

>>1384400
I promised I wouldn't lie. You 'did' have potential.
Now, you have talent.
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Rolled 19, 7 + 4 = 30 (2d20 + 4)

>>1384401
>>Roll Will to stay awake long enough to make it through the pages
>>Then INT with a plus 2 bonus with the book
I'll try rolling 2 dice and hope the 3 separate modifiers are listed again.

>>1384404
I think he was expecting us to make a deal with the Deviless Luna instead of animate undead.
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1384411
AAAAAH!
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384401
Glad to hear it, Mummy. Let's hope we can stay awake for this. I don't wanna miss a moment of it.

Will role.
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384401
ok then,here comes will
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>>1384400
Mami told us not to.
You shouldn't get mad at mami for being naughty, anon.
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>>1384415
>Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)
>AAAAAH!
Yep.
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384401
Will, followed by int... unsure if it will separate the result, first time trying that
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1384401
and here comes int
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Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1384416
And now to show Mummy how smarty we are!
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1384401
WILL TO LIVE
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>>1384422
>unsure if it will separate the result
Nada.
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>>1384417
>>1384424
w-what!?
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>>1384413
HELP ME STICK MY ARM BACK IN PLACE DAMMIT!

I'M NOT GOING TO BE GOD-EMPEROR WITH ONE GOOD ARM!
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1384401
INTELLIGENCE
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384401
Vamos muchacho, no te duermes!
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384401
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>>1384401
I think everyone is a bit confused on how to roll this turn.
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>>1384417
>>1384424
Nice!
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>>1384424
>>1384430
FUCK

>>1384426
At least I got an 18 on Will
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Vamos chicos,podemos hacerlo!
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1384401
>>
Qm is this our arm now?
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>>1384438
>>1384430
>>1384424

Fixd
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>>1384401
WILL
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1384401
VAMOS MUCHACHO, PAPI 'NITA SU BRASO DE VUELTA!
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>>1384439
IT'S ADORABLE! What should we name it?!
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>>1384415
>>1384424
>>1384430
>>1384438
NO PUEDE SER, THIS CANT BE REAL
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why do we do have so good rolls now?
we should stop rolling
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Rolled 6, 2 = 8 (2d20)

>>1384401
>>1384427
Shit, redoing the entire thing since it's a mess. Manual modifiers will need to be added :(
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>>1384447
Lady Luck is impressed by our feat. So she's giving us a small break. Maybe. It's best not to test her.
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>>1384447
I agree. OP is gonna have fun enough wading that shitshow.
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>>1384446
I guess we really are shit at science
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>>1384445
mr. butter for butter finger or mister cuddel
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>>1384446
MI BRASO NUNCA SERA EGUAL OTRAVES
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>>1384449
STOP ROLLING!!!
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>>1384445
His name is GETTING THE FUCK BACK IN PLACE AND BEING OUR FUCKING ARM!
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>>1384458
so symbiot arm or mister leetch
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>>1384454
Aww, it's funny because it actually lost its fingers.
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1384467
No
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>>1384467
Yo creo que mejor no,eso sería ser muy elitista
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>>1384470
>20
...okay
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>>1384470
Jesus fuck! Lady Luck must enjoy your rebellious nature or some shit!
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>>1384470
Technically, that still counts as Spanish, si?
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>>1384467
No me gusta tú plan.
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>>1384477
fuck
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>>1384472
Si, tienes razón. Fue una idea tonta, no se que se me ocurrió.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1384467
くたばれ.
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>>1384470
>Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)
>No
Well, that's a wrap, folks!
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1384401
Here's the will roll
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>>1384487
ノットディスシットアゲイン
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>>1384487
NO ROLL YOU DO BAD ROLL STOP
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1384401
Now the int roll.
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>>1384407
>>1384408
>>1384409
>>1384412
>>1384414
>>1384416
>>1384417
>>1384426
>>1384431
>>1384433
>>1384438

>Time and time again you've been kicked down
>When you were eight and Dad knocked you out with a stepladder
>When you were 11 and your mom threatened to cut you if you didn't tell her where the pills were
>She cut you, just like she promised
>You still didn't tell
>When you were picked on for the first time
>Fought back
>Got beaten into a three day coma
>You have always had two little words for the world
> Fuck. You.
>The pages turn, one after the next
>You stain everything
>Eventually you find it
>You're shaking, held together by rage
>The diagram makes sense...sort of
>You recognize some things from the frog
>The tendons
>The sockets
>You wince just looking at your shoulder but...
>3
>2
>1
>CRASHAP!
>You don't scream
>You don't even gasp
>No more of that
> You're too good for that

>Luna slides the book out of your waistband
>How? Can't say.
>Her warmth dances through your chest
> Touch the book. I'll do the rest.


>You hesitate...until realizing you have nothing to lose but more arm.
>You grip the leather
> DARKNESS TAKES YOUR MIND

https://youtu.be/wMP0oAna62c

> Every single thing we love
> Every light that shines
> Is snatched by wind and chance and fate
> Or cruelly, is a lie
> What is and not we shall define
> Their blood for yours
> My blood. For thyne.

>Your skin erupts
>The world returns
>Veins inflate with a slick, black and pink Icho
>Your body squirms
>The tiny ones
>They're falling
>Some crumple into your open wounds
>Some simple turn to ashes
>One by one they fade, their souls clinging to your mind
>With longing
>Understanding
>Even love, as best their simple selves could grasp it
>With each death you gain in strength
>Your arm crushes broken bones to powder with it's new alien muscle
>Then fuses the gristle to an inventive mutated shape
>You don't cry out.
>You don't scream.
>Not once.
>When it's over you have all but one finger...
>It rests in the paws of a tiny skelton
>It looks to you with no judgement, offers your finger back
>You know if you want that pink this little bone creature will have to return to the void
>That's how it works
>Life for life
>Willing sacrifice

What do?
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>>1384503
Love y'all little buddy. We'll never forget your kindness.
We take the finger.
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>>1384503
We need our limbs back.

Regretfully send the small bone creature to the void.
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>>1384503
>"Thank you, and sorry"
>Reattach pinky
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>>1384503
Take it. No matter what happens, know that we love you little skeletal.
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>>1384503
Is this gonna earn us "NEGATIVE POINTS"?

I was looking for a Good Aligned quest, and doing this could harm our overall standing.
Take the finger.
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>>1384503

>>1384516
>>1384522
This.
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>>1384503
>>You know if you want that pink this little bone creature will have to return to the void
Thank and apologize to Mr. Boney, take finger back.

>>1384516
>We need our limbs back.
Yeah, it's hard to do spells with only one arm

>>1384525
>Is this gonna earn us "NEGATIVE POINTS"?
I can't say, it's not like we can't just revive it with more bones.
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>>1384503
its just one finger we can life without one finger dont take the bone lift it up and give it a kiss in the forehead
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>>1384503
Put that finger where it has to be. Goodbye.
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>>1384503
Take the finger. It's more important than one little dude.

But we shan't forget him! He will go on! We shall avenge him! Somehow!
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think its just one finger we can life witout that
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>>1384503
The shit that happens in Highschool Bathrooms...
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>>1384538
How are we gonna explain a missing pinky?
Especially to Star, who's already suspicious of us?
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it just the pinkey we canlive without the most useless finger think a minion a pet n campanion for just our pinkiy
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>>1384540
Someone replace the 'ur' with 'OP is'
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>>1384503
>> DARKNESS TAKES YOUR MIND
>> Their blood for yours
>> My blood. For thyne.

Thanks, Dark Mother.
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think a freind forever that will not betray you a campanion forever
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>>1384503
Thank it for its service. Sacrifice it.

>>1384540
Ask Luna how the fuck she thought I was supposed to hide this arm.
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>>1384546
>>1384554
Can't we just make another bone companion from the death world we just visited?
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>>1384503
We could keep the bone creature as a familiar. Just this one though, it's small enough to fit in our pocket.

We can take life from ANYTHING to regenerate this finger. It's a lot simpler than the rest of our arm.

Lets go back and kill us a rat in a mouse trap. Probably plenty of those at home. Plus freshly dead creatures probably give more 'mana'
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>>1384549
Fekking necromancers. Just can't seem to get away.
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I suppose this song fits now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7aqfIwrvnE
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>>1384545
we can not >>1384540
hide this arm and it just a pinkey >>1384559
and we can regrow it like this anon tells
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>>1384512
>>1384516
>>1384522
>>1384523
>>1384525
>>1384526
>>1384529
>>1384534
>>1384536

>Your human hand raises up
>Your tiny knight places the finger down as if he were presenting a sword
>You speak to him
>"Thank you..."
>You press the finger to your skin
>He whimpers, not in shock but pain
>"I'm sorry."
>You grimace, feeling tears push on the corners of your eyes
>They don't fall
>They don't need to
>"Live..."
>The little monster whispers
>"Live for us..."
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>>1384556
Now now, be nice to Mommy. After all:
surely she should be wary of potential dangers.
She IS mommy after all.
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it not worth it we can do this>>1384559 instead
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>>1384503
keep it let it keep the pinkey a familiar and we can regrow the finger with a fresh dead rat
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>>1384564
[F]
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>>1384564
I think we're just gonna sit here for a second.
Damn.
Ask Luna about what happened to that world, and how we can prevent it from happening to ours.
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>>1384564
i am crying like a little child
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>>1384564
>>1384575
[F]
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>>1384564
>>The little monster whispers
>>"Live for us..."
Okay, I wasn't expecting that to happen. I thought it was just a mindless undead that followed our will.
Now I want to make a miniature funeral for our dying bone buddy.

>>1384575
[F]
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>>1384564
I feel like if we get too attached to all of our undead servants like little dude we're going to have a few problems in the future.
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>>1384575
>>1384564
>[F]
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>>1384564

YOU HAVE GROWN IN POWER

You are now a level 2 ???

You have learned the spell "Blood for Blood"
You can heal yourself with the willing sacrifice of another creature's life force
>Reconstructing massive damage will cause mutations

YOU HAVE GAINED
Spooky Arm
It's much stronger looking than your other arm, but it's clearly alien
Occaisionally it convulses in ways a human skeleton would not allow
>It is always warm
>Like when you talk to Luna

Attachments can be dangerous, sweetie. Though I know how hard it can be.

>BRRRRRRRRAAAANNNNGGG
>The last bell rings
>How could that have only taken a few minutes?
> Off we go. To such 'wonderful' adventures.

Where go?

What. Do?
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>>1384581
I concur... but this little one is our first. They are our children, and they may need to die for us.

But our first has been animated. A reminder to remember our humanity.

Really though, we live in a shithole. Plenty of fresh dead things we can get energy from without having animated them first. Plus rats home probably have less brain power.
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>>1384564
>>1384577
2nd.
>>1384564
Actually, let's make a miniature funeral and write a brief eulogy for our creations that helped save our life.

>>1384581
Most likely.
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>>1384580
this wahat i whas trying to say i whas to slow say that it is sentient and why it whas just a little pinkey finger? we could have keept it
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>>1384585
First off, we best clean up the blood... There's probably some necrotic ritual advantages to having human blood and there's a ton here. Why not collect it somehow?

There a spell to solidify blood for transportation?
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>>1384585
>Go home like a good boy. Slowly though; don't wanna get caught by Starco.
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>>1384585
Is our spooky arm covered? If not, we need to do that ASAP.
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>>1384590
ALSO THERE'S BLOOD ALL OVER THE ANATOMY BOOK. We should probably get that out somehow. There has to be a spell for it.
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>>1384585
OK then. We can blame this on Star. When she wasn't looking she cast a spell on us that gave us a monster arm.

It's believable, considering she did the same to a teacher, but with her whole body. Also, in the future she'll give Marco a tentacle arm.
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>>1384560
>Just can't seem to get away.
Never can get away from 'dem bones.
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>>1384587
we did not create it we just summoned it from that dead world we could have keep that and why did you not listen we can not hide that arm and we could have saccraficed our useless pinkey that we could have regrown with a dead rat why did you not listen and i am fucking crying again
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>>1384581
Such a clever boy.

>>1384565
You know I only want what's best for you.

>>1384577
I thought I made it clear.

I did that.
That was my home.
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>>1384585
Put toilet paper in THE HOLE and lets go back home. And we need to hide our spooky arm.
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>>1384600
why did you do that?
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>>1384600
Oh, is that so?
Why?
Did you really hate your world that much?
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>>1384585
Also, on the note of where to go and what do, I say for now we mummify (get it?) our arm with toilet paper. After cleaning up all the blood we can with toilet paper.

And then I say we head home. Get a bit of rest from our adventure today. Think up a plan for tomorrow.
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>>1384604
Are you paying attention anon? Do you read the spoilers?
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>>1384585
We did give ourself a frog arm... We're gonna need a human anatomy book. A copy of Grey's Anatomy.
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>>1384601
bandages? and i support this we can keep the hole for a home away from home we can try to revive the dead people there? >>1384612 i did read it whas just a question to Mommy
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>>1384585
Gotta clean ourselves up. Go to the sink and wash yourself as well as you can, then head home for a new set of clothes.

We are most definitely covered in filth and blood.

Kind of surprised that you're not taking into consideration using Sanity. Are you using any specific game system?
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i havee question to you guys why did you take the pinkey did you not know that it is sentient?
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>>1384604
>why did you do that?
She hated the world.
>>1384599
>>1384612
Probably still mourning the bone buddy to be clear headed.

>>1384599
>we did not create it we just summoned it from that dead world
Well we animated it if that's what you mean, undead creations. They're not really summoned if they weren't undead until we made them so.

>>1384599
>why did you not listen
It was an overwhelming majority for sacrificing anyways, likely regardless of whether it was sentient or not.
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STATUS POST

There's a lot of discourse on what to do and how so I'm making a clarification post


>You are in the toilets
>You just got rekt but have been functionally restored to full health via the sacrifice of you dead friends and tiny skeltal
>THE HOLE is behind you...and is much bigger now
>It was the size of tile
>Now it's the size of an Anon
>Leaves are currently spilling out of it onto the floor
>Blood and dirt is everywhere
>You have the Anatomy book (bloodstained)
>You have THE BOOK
>With a rare moment to ask Luna some pointed questions
> I'd say you've earned some answers by now. All that hard work has to amount to something.

So I'm gonna let everyone vote on what's important atm and be back in 10 minutes.
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>>1384625
go back into the HOLE
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>>1384585
Clean up then go home. Start practicing raise dead on plant matter.
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>>1384625
>What can you tell me about Star?
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>>1384632
>>"THE HOLE is behind you...and is much bigger now It was the size of tile Now it's the size of an Anon Leaves are currently spilling out of it onto the floor" did you read this the HOLE is bigger we need to hide it
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>>1384625
>> I'd say you've earned some answers by now. All that hard work has to amount to something.
How do we control the size of THE HOLE before more monstrosities start seeping through the portal?
Does everything we learn from the book have to be fought through with our Will?
How many people around our area know of your existence and of powers like these?
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>>1384625
>via the sacrifice of you dead friends
Friends.... well that's such a simple concept....

Also, question time. Why are you a book? Did you muck up in your magic times? Or are you like Glossaryck?
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>>1384641
we dont know who Glossaryck IS this is meta
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