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Last time on YouthQuest >>1353943Nomad continues studying>History grade:B>>1353948Worm learns a thing or two about the past>History grade:B->New perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight. >>1353972>>1353981Yeah the thug is dead(Blacker is out of stamina)>>1353999Jack cuts deep dealing another 180 damage!(Angel: 140/500 HP)(Jack: 2/4 stamina)>>1354085Ko-ma takes a shower to wash away the filth>>1354085Az is the master>Science sophomore grade: A+>>1354411Glam slices at the chainIt won't break for some reason...>>1354435Perry opens the door to find a bun in the oven>Bread (10) - Fresh, wheaty goodness. Heals 5HP each.==School Hallway==Bully A decks blacker!(Blacker HP:253/600)==Ethereal plane==Angel A & B strike down jack. Each of them dealing 34 damage!(Jack HP:123/225)
>>1355809[spoilers] apologies blacker but your health actually is still capped at 400. Just some minor confusion. Apologies [/spoiler]
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1355809Shoot the bully in the foot
>>1355809Ko-ma equips clothes and goes to see Aleera downstairs.
>>1355809Keep studying history.
Rolled 10 + 15 (1d20 + 15)>>1355809Rev up that rocket launcher and fire at the angels
Rolled 1, 7, 7, 12, 17, 15, 6, 3 + 272 = 340 (8d20 + 272)>>1355809Brew 4 haste potions and 4 health potions using the last of my ingredients
Rolled 5, 17 = 22 (2d20)>>1355809>Pick up the wasteland knife and hand it to Batta.>Guard twice and laugh at Bully A.
>>1355809Continue studying WW1
>>1355809> put the cryo-stuff in my inventoryCan't wait to analyse it later on.> return to upstairs, inspecting the letter of... one of the Kos?
Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1355809Attack muthafuckin bully A's left leg
>>1355824Batta misses and almost shoots himself in his own foot.>>1355834Ko-ma heads downstairs and meets up with aleera>>1355866Worm studies history While az erases a minus sign in the background >History grade:B>>1355935Nomad studies about the treaty of Versailles and it's long and short term effects.(History, 1/2 to B+)>>1355907Az brews stuff>1x Amazing haste potion>3x Incredible haste potions>1x Epic health potion>2x Incredible health potions>1x Amazing health potion>>1355899Hue>>1355902Jack lays down fire at the angels dealing 50 damage to both. (Stamina 1/4)Angel A 90/500 HPAngel B 450/500 HP>>1356000Dirk seperates Bully A from his left leg.(Bully A: 35/50 Bleed 1)>>1355928Blacker blocks.>>1355941>To the esteemed Ko,>We regret to inform you that your services in the Freedom City Biological Engineering Centre are too risky in our current struggle against the forces on the Surface; however, due to well received praise of your schematics for the Anti-Riot Device, we are happy to offer you a position in a small project to overtake the Surface's education system, partnered with a small youth mercenary organization titled the Nomad Project. Should you accept this job offering, we will do anything in our current power to promote you graciously to Head Scientist of the Nomads. You can begin anytime, but please send a reply back if you do. We offer our sincerest apologies, but there are no other available contracts that require your creative mindset.~Commander Molyard, FCCThis next paper was only from two week ago...>In response to the 7th Freedom City Council,>I apologize for not getting in contact with you sooner. I will happily take the position of Head Scientist and use it to my greatest potential, starting as soon as I send this paper to you. However, due to multiple security concerns of the lacking Nomad Project budget, as well as the incidents I've looked over about a small group of newer students rioting in the Surface's downtown areas, I ask for an advance to start the process smoothly. To confirm that this budget will NOT go to waste, I have sent a blueprint for new armor concerning these "Big Boys" that the Nomads have taken pride in.~KoAnd this one from a day after?!>To the esteemed Ko,>We have looked over your blueprints and found it quite intimidating. We thank you for your time; with this envelope should carry a $25,000 bonus for maximum production. The Council looks forward to working with you in the future.~Commander Molyard, FCC==Ethereal plane==Angel A retaliates with their spear dealing 34 damage! (Jack:89/225)Angel B misses==School Hallway==Bully A retaliates with a rising uppercut on dirk!(140/150 HP)Bully A bleeds out! (30/50)
>>1356112Continue studying WW2
>>1356112Study more history.
Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1356112Sweet! Lets make that bully a midget!> Chop at his other leg
Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d20)>>1356112>Guard Dirk.
>>1356112> Give Ko a short laydown on what they should consider doing: Going to talk with Ko about getting Glam out of their current situation> Also inform them that they should exchange details about what EXACTLY happened regarding the nomad base, but not now, as the current situation is still a bit tense> additionally, giving her the HV-taser would be appreciated.> After finishing the talk, go to school, down one of Bateman's haste-potions and start studying math
>>1356192> Listen to Aleera and tell her about Ko's position and how Ko is pretty busy at the moment... and kind of lewd.> Kindly apologize profusely over everything they have seen and hope they never ever bring anything like this up again.> Hand Aleera the HV Taser.After Ko-ma finishes talking. She puts on her sweatbands and heads over to the Gym to train Dodging as well as her physical Attributes.
>>1356112Study sophomore english
>>1356112Drink a potion of healing before blocking the incoming attacks.
>>1356123Nomad studies world war two learning about germany post WW2. The nazi's and the events that lead up to them as well as the government shift in the japanese that lead to their involvement in the war.>History grade:B+>>1356137Worm studies more(History, 1/2 to B+)>>1356163Blacker defends dirk!>>1356150Dirk hacks off the bullies last leg!>>1356286Az studies>Sophomore English:C+>>1356210Ko enters the gym where she sees the students playing 3 games>Dodgeball>Basketball>Minnows & Sharks>>1356192Aleera enjoys a nice Bateman brand haste potion and studies math>Math grade: C+(Math, 1/2 to B-)>>1356341Jack ups his guard as he chugs a health potion.==School Hallway==>"Okay, okay I give up!"The bully yelps as they drag themselves awayBatta has gotten>Wasteland knife>$19>337 EXPDirk has gotten>$19>337 EXPBlacker Baron has gotten>$19==Ethereal Plane==Angel A swipes his spear at jack dealing 17 damage!Angel B follows up with his spear dealing another 17 damage!(Jack: 115/225HP)
>>1356379Study the Cold War and the effects of consumerism.
>>1356379Ko-ma plays Dodgeball.
>>1356379I can feel an expontial growth already!I think.Might the learning affect our homones in some way? Or are rules of nature just fucked?Oh wait, this is math.> I guess Math goes on?
>>1356379I FEEL STRONGA!Dirk puts all of his points into Melee and takes a 5HP bonus for leveling up!"I think I'll go have some fun," Dirk says. > Goes to get his exercise on by playing dodgeball
>>1356379Study more english
>>1356412> Train/Exercise my melee skills
>>1356379>Head home and rest.
Rolled 17 + 26 (1d20 + 26)>>1356379>"I'll kill you! I'll fucking kill you, just like I killed everyone else!" Pull out the Obsidian Mop and whack the everloving shit out of Angel A with it. >"Just looking at you pisses me off!"
>>1356382Worm studies more.>History grade:B+>>1356388Nomad studies the cold war and the buildup of nuclear weapons, and how the cold war started the space race as well as the increase in consumerism of commercial goods.(History, 1/2 to A-)>>1356389Ko-ma starts to play dodgeball.(1/4)>>1356392Rules of nature are just fucked.>Math grade:B>New perk: Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.>>1356412>>1356419Dirk starts doing push ups...(1/4)>>1356417Az studies sophomore english>English grade:B->New perk: Fanfiction Writer - You now have a +4 in speech rolls, and you can also forge any signature or note.>>1356421Blacker goes home and takes a nap.(Stamina and HP restored)>>1356444Jack clocks angel A with the mop dealing 70 damage and restoring 18 HP to himself.(Angel A:20/500)(Jack: 133/225)==Ethereal plane==Angel A&B continue the assault dealing 34 damage each!(Jack: 65/225)
>>1356517Go in for a block. >"Hehehe. You think you got me, don't you, huh?"
>>1356517Study the rise of Napoleon (History).
>>1356517Drink an incredible haste potion and continue studying english
Rolled 1, 4, 6 = 11 (3d10)>>1356517>Go out looking for trouble.
>>1356517Continue studying Edward Bernays and the rise of modern consumerism.
>>1356517Wew Lad I'm feeling stronger already!> Run some laps mixed in with push ups and sit ups
Rolled 10, 6, 4 = 20 (3d10)>>1356379Find enemies at schools
>>1356519DODGE!(2/4)>>1356520Jack prepares to block.>>1356521Worm studies the Napoleon and his rise to power as well as his strategic skill.(History, 1/2 A-)>>1356533Az studies (Haste:5/6)>English grade:B(English, 1/2 to B+)>>1356541Nomad studies Edward Bernays and his status of "Father of Public Relations.">History grade:A->New perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down. >>1356547Dirk feels the burn(2/4)>>1356535Blacker goes into the RLD looking for trouble and finds... Guardian A sporting bulletproof vest and a Stinger AN/M2!AndGuardian B sporting Riot Armor and a M249>>1356563Batta searches for enemies at school and finds a lone bully wielding twin Taurus Judges!==School Hallway==Armed Bully prepares...==RLD Area 1==Guardian A prepares...Guardian B prepares...==Ethereal plane==Angel A hits dealing 17 damage!(Jack:48/225)Angel B misses.
>>1356640Study Napoleon's humiliating, anticlimactic, inglorious and inevitable defeat at the hands of Kutuzov. (History)
>>1356640So many balls!
>>1356640Study more english
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1356640Fly into the air. >"I am your lord and savior! Bask in my glow!" Do this mainly as an insult to them. Hell, point my fingers at Angel B and pretend to shoot him with a fake gun.
Rolled 3, 5, 7 + 75 = 90 (3d20 + 75)>>1356640>Attack Guardian A
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1356640Slice the bully's right arm with wasteland knife
>>1356640Continue studying Edward Bernays through part 1 of the documentary "The Century of the Self"
>>1356642Worm learns about the inevitable demise of Napoleon.>History grade:A->New perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down. >>1356644Balls everywhere!(3/4)>>1356648Az studies more english>English grade:A->New perk: Published - The ability of words is but a mere pebble than it is a hurdle. You have a +5 to any and all rolls on Speech, Seduce, and thanks to an extensive read of Greek literature, you also have a +1 to attack rolls, Melee and Ranged.>>1356733Nomad enjoys a nice documentary.(History, 1/2 to A)>>1356669Before oro can attack the guardians flee, leaving behind the stinger.>>1356725Batta slashes at the bullies right arm dealing 15 damage!(85/100)(Batta stamina: 1/4)>>1356666As jack takes flight his finger erupts a fount of flames killing angel A and dealing 40 damage to angel B!(Angel B:460/500)==School Hallway==Armed bully deals judgement giving batta a painful 40 damage!(Batta:90/150)==Ethereal Plane==Angel B swings his spear at jack impotently...
>>1356942Finishing up Dodgeball.
>>1356942AddendumAngel B has 410 Health
>>1356942>"You may think you're all that and a bag of chips, but I'm better." Guard with a smug look on my face.
Rolled 9, 7, 4 = 20 (3d10)>>1356942>Look for an enemy that has a fucking SMG, and take my armor off.
>>1356942Continue studying by watching the second half of the documentary
>>1356942Hearing a fight, Worm rushes out to help [BATTA].Run up and sidekick the Armed Bully in the right arm for unarmed damage.(Worm is currently at 135/150 HP)
>>1356958>Put my armor back on because Manhorse grew a brain and fixed something.
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1356980(the roll)
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1356942Slice up the bully's hand
Worm deletes system32 and vanishes from this plane of existence.
>>1356942I finish admiring my bread, and I go off to science class to finish my studdies
>>1356946Ko finishes>+1 to dodging>>1356954>Smugjack.png(Stamina 2/4)>>1356963Nomad continues to study>History grade:A>>1356995Dirk finishes>New perk: Buff - Due to extreme workout, you have a +1 to all melee rolls.>>1357068Worm just disappears...>>1357041Batta slashes at the bullies arm disabling it.(Armed Bully:70/100 Bleed 1)>>1359632Perry continues to study(Science, 1/2 to B)>>1356998Tight spawns in>>1357027Az studies>English sophomore grade:A(English, 1/2 to A+)==School Hallway==Armed Bully growls and retaliates with another shot at batta!(Batta HP:70/150)==Ethereal Plane==Angel B glares at jack harshly.
>>1360280Ko-ma wipes the sweat off herself with a towel and goes to class.She studies History
>>1360280Finish english and spill over into history
>>1360280> continue at math while screaming internally about what the actual fuck happened back then. Back in the house, that is.
>>1360291And fuck my trip too apparently.
>>1360280Take both machetes to each of the bully's arms! > Go to Batta and help him against the armed bully
Rolled 19, 16 + 16 = 51 (2d20 + 16)>>1360296Dice rollAlso my HP is at (145/155)
>>1360297What i meant to say was go home because Dirk is a tired ass bitch
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1360301Or if I cant go home, block
>>1360283Ko studies history(History, 1/2 to C+)>>1360289Nomad is nearing something...(History, 1/2 to A+)>>1360290Az studies all over the place>English grade:A+>History grade:C+>>1360291>>1360293Aleera totally doesn't panic as she studies math.>Math grade:B+(Math, 1/2 to A-)(Haste 1/4)>>1360311Dirk blocks!==School Hallway==Armed bully turns to dirk and brings down judgement dealing 10 damage!(Dirk:135/155)
>>1360321Ko-ma finds history surprisingly boring.Continue studying history.
>>1360321> Growing mentally and mathematically. No sign of physically though...Damn Az-hole.
>>1360321> Block again with his bad ass machetesDirk smells the blood dripping. He doesn't care TWO judges are staring him down in the face. The Holy one is his judge. Praise the SUN
Rolled 17 + 28 (1d20 + 28)>>1360321Smack the angel. Yes, smack him.
>>1360321Drink another incredible haste potion and continue
>>1360323Ko continues studying>History grade:C+>>1360326Dirk blocks again.(Stamina has returned to 1)>>1360324Aleera studies(No growth yet though)>Math grade:A>New perk: Genius - You have become impressive in the field of mathematics. You will gain +3 in all ranged attacks instead of +2, as well as a +1 to all melee attacks.>>1360338Az continues>History grade:B-(History, 1/2 to B)>New perk: Like a Boss - With insane knowledge of all modern disaster and warfare, your survival instinct expects tragedy like a motherfucker. Your health is now quadrupled (read: 4x) the original base amount.>>1360333Jack decks angel B dealing 38 damage!(Your stamina is at 1)(Angel B:372/500)==School Hallway==Armed bully continues his attack with another shot at dirk dealing 10 damage!(Bully HP:60/100)==Ethereal Plane==Angel B pouts a bit.
>>1360356Hit the books HARD.Ace math, then...> Start studying english
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1360356Slices the bully with wasteland knife
>>1360356Bide time and hold out just a little longer by blocking
>>1360356Continue studying. -Ko-ma
>>1360358Voices are telling me to pop it, not to drop it.Guess I'll take another of the haste potions.
>>1360356Just float there like a smug anime bully.
>>1360358>>1360367Aleera studies>Math grade:A+(English, 1/2 to C+)>New class unlocked:Chemistry>>1360364Batta slashes dealing 15 damage!(Bully HP:45/100)(Stamina 0/4)>>1360365Dirk blocks!>>1360366Ko keeps on.(History, 1/2 to B-)>>1360386Az keeps it up>History sophomore grade:B+>>1360393>Smug_snowman.png(Stamina 2/4)==School Hallway==Armed bully let's out another round at dirk dealing 10 damage!Armed bully bleeds(40/100)==Ethereal Plane==Angel B rethinks his life.
Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1360407Take a hack at the bully's bleeding right arm with 1 of my machetes
>>1360407More studies.Boring boring studies.
>>1360407"Herro, nizu tu meetchu"> English is hard. Probably not tho.
>>1360407Finish mastering History
Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1360415Actually I'll burn both stamina in hopes of taking him out.Slash the other at the bullies head
Rolled 13 + 26 (1d20 + 26)>>1360407Pull out the healing mop of healing and whack the angels with it for qualtiy healz
>>1360415>>1360440Dirk annihilates the other bully's arm(Armed bully 10/100 Bleed 2)(Dirk stamina 0/4)>>1360428Nomad masters freshman history>History grade:A+>New class unlocked:Psychology.>>1360422Aleera speaks in broken english.>English grade:B->New perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.>>1360418Ko enjoys some nice boredom.>History grade:B->New perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.>>1360420Az keeps studying...>History grade:A-(History, 1/2 to A)>New perk: Bush Did It - You have a +2 to all attack rolls, thanks to the extensive knowledge of all the world's warfare. ==School Hallway==Armed bully bleeds out!>Batta has gained 167 EXP, $16, 2 .44 bullets, 1 taurus judge.>Dirk has gained 500 EXP, $16, 2 .44 bullets, 1 taurus judge.
>>1360493Ko-ma goes over to English and starts studying over there.
>>1360493Wew lad. I'm beat. Time for some well earned rest> Go home to rest and regain
>>1360493> English...No, that's it.Just doing English.You were expecting a witty comment?Too bad!It was Aleera-chan!
>>1360493Master sophomore history
>>1360490Jack strikes the angel doing 30 damage and healing himself for 12.(Angel B 342/500)==Ethereal Plane==Angel B is a bit miffed.
>>1360515That is some quality healz
>>1360498Ko-ma studies english(English C, 1/2 to C+)>>1360500Dirk goes home and rests(Health and stamina restored)>>1360501Aleera-chan strikes again!>English grade:B(English,1/2 to B+)>>1360503Az masters sophomore history>History grade:A+
>>1360555More studies! on English.
>>1360555Yeah boy! Time to dig down deep and improve my melee! I think I'll join a TaeKwonDo center and work my way up to black belt> Exercise
>>1360555Keep it going, yeah!> English
>>1360555Drink my final incredible haste potion and study sophomore math
>>1360558Moar english>English grade:C+>>1360560Dirk can't find a place to study martial arts so he just does more pushups.(1/5)>>1360566Gotchu senpai(Stamina 2/4)>>1360572>>1360576Aleera keeps going>English grade: A->New perk: Novelist - Your language skills are impeccable. You will gain a +3 to all speech rolls, as well as being able to forge basic notes.>>1360575Az starts studying sophomore math>Math grade:C+(Math C+, 1/2 to B-)==Ethereal Plane==Angel B shakes his fist in the air.
>>1360605More studies.Same old English for the next two more turns or whatever until Ko-ma gets the next perk.
>>1360605Go study psychology
>>1360605What is this power?> Engrish continue!
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1360605Dirk wipes his brow after doing pushups. He closes his eyes and visualizes/imagines a TaeKwonDo Center in his mind.The instructor greets him and shows him inside. The instructor's name is Jun. She is a pretty bad ass chick who immediately punches Dirk in the stomach. > "You must be ready for anything Dirk">> But how did you know my name?> "This is your imagination dumbass. Now ready your physical body to stand and train. Practice your form with me. Here is your white belt.">> Dirk wears the belt proudlyDirk ExercisesRolling to determine the power of my imagination
>>1360623Dirk realizes his imagination is not all that great. The belt looks nothing like a belt. Jun is just a stick figure. Still the training is invaluable.
Rolled 8 + 26 (1d20 + 26)>>1360605Rev up the axe and smash it into the angel's face.
>>1360611Ko grinds for gains(English, 1/2 to B-)>>1360615Nomad studies the inner workings of the mind.(Psychology, 1/4 to C+)>>1360617It's the power to engage in normal human conversations.>English grade:A(English, 1/2 to A+)Haste 3/4>>1360623Dirk's imagination fails but his body does not.(2/5)>>1360628Az studies more>Math grade:B>New perk: Exponential - Angles are your bitch. Your +3/+1 will not change, but rolling a 19 in a ranged attack will count as a critical.>>1360666Jack cuts deep and deals a nice 180 damage!(Angel B: 162/500)(Jack stamina: 1/4)==Ethereal Plane==Angel B grits their teeth.
>>1360685Simply guard. >"Eat shit, Angel."
>>1360685Once more for the studies.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1360685Dirk hears the OP's words whisper into the wind and into the Dojo. He feels encouraged to go on. Jun very strictly corrects Dirks forms and stances. As he gets better, Jun smiles.> "Dirk you are an incredible force to be reckoned with, but you are very sloppy. I mean I am a stick figure for fuck sake. Still you have earned your yellow belt. Now let us continue."> Dirk applies his yellow belt and continues his training.Rolling to how badass my Dojo uniform looks
>>1360685Well, being a cunning linguist (Tier I) is fine and dandy, but...> Master freshman englishThen> historyNon of the boring shit.Chinese history is where it's at!Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Jiang, all the good stuff!(Grade is C+ at the moment)
>>1360698Wow, Dirk looks down to see a tattered smelly old uniform that does not even fit correctly. The once white thread is now a smelly yellow. The pants are jorts. Gross...
>>1360685Study more math
>>1360688Jack guards as he taunts the angel.>>1360690Ko grinds more>English grade:B->New perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.>>1360698Dirk continues to enjoy his delusions as he exercises.(3/5)>>1360703Aleera spills over.(Haste 2 more turns)>English grade:A+(History C+, 1/2 to B-)>>1360728Az studies more math.>Math sophomore grade:B+(Math, 1/2 to A-)==Ethereal Plane==Angel B scowls at jack.
>>1360761Head back over to history and start studying.
Rolled 15 + 26 (1d20 + 26)>>1360761Grab a tight hold of the axe and FUCKING CUT OFF THE ANGEL'S HEAD >"Listen! And tremble with fear!" >"I am Jack! I am one with Bateman!" >"...By his will, I will destroy you!" >"Feel the wrath of Bateman, creation of flash god!"
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1360761> "Good, good Dirk you are doing very well. Your form is turning excellent. Soon I will have you sparring competitors and breaking boards. Keep up the good work.">> Thank you Jun. You have been quite the inspiration. Though I don't think you will be quite the fair opponent seeing as how there is hardly any body to your stick figure self.> "Ha, don't get so cocky. You are not even close to my level yet. Here is your orange beltDirk applies the orange belt.Though tired, shitty imagination, and smelly clothes he endures his training.Rolling to see how cool my fighting theme song is. (OP's choice depending upon the outcome)
>>1360761> HistoryI can feel a growth of charcter already!... still waiting for the real stuff though.
>>1360774Ko heads back to studying history(History B-, 1/2 to B)>>1360779Jack makes them see the power of the one true bateman as he deals another 45 damage!(Angel B: 117/500)>>1360780https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4Dirk is nearing the end(4/5)>>1360790Aleera is nearing something...>History grade:B>New perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.>>1360834Az studies more>Math sophomore grade:A>New perk: y=mx+b(itch) - You have a +4 to ranged attacks and a wicked +2 to all other attack rolls.==Ethereal Plane==Angel B looks worried
>>1360888Continue studying while seeing if there's a text to speech device in my desk. That's where I usually put it.
>>1360888Guard, I guess.
>>1360888More studies in history.I'm out of ideas how to spice this up besides saying that Ko-ma's butt is sore. It is a little to late for that though.
>>1360888Drink a amazing haste potion and finish off math.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1360888The eye of the tiger plays in the DOJO>> Awwwww yeah TRAINING MONTAGE!!(Dirk proceeds to make impressive strides in his training)(Jun nods silently, but approvingly to the side with a smile as her pupil grows)Dirk is matched up against a chump thug who is also training for his first sparring match.Gear is on both. The squared circle match begins.Rolling to see how effective his fighting has become
>>1360888I got a feeling of...Not being impresssed of someone.Anywho> history
>>1360911Dirk completes the standing crane kick on the chump! It is super effective and the combatant is down for the count.Dirk bows towards the ref. Jun presents dirk with a high five and his green belt which he applies.
>>1360893Nomad continues studying but finds no text to speech device.(Psychology, 2/4 to C+)>>1360900Jack is on guard.>>1360903Ko-ma is butthurt>History grade:B>>1360904Az finishes off math>Sophomore math grade:A+>Sophomore grade mastered.Az is a junior now.>>1360911Dirk completes his training.>New perk: Mountain of Muscles - Your fit gains have grown to be stronger than most could think, with a +2 to all melee rolls.>>1360917Aleera studies>History grade:B+(History, 1/2 to A-)Haste has run out.==Ethereal Plane==Angel B does jack shit.
>>1361054More History studies.
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1361054Haven't even broken a sweat. He receives his blue belt from Jun.Jun brings out the wood and holds it in position for Dirk to break.> "Lets see a great spinning roundhouse!">> You got it!Rolling to check the badassery of my kick
>>1361090Its a pretty good kick! Better than most.Dirk didn't realize that Jun had put a marking on the piece of wood the size of a dime to which he hit pretty much well on the mark.> Well done!
>>1361054Huh... fancy pen i'm using here...Slowing down though...> Take haste: 2/6> history> make mental notes for later
Rolled 7 + 26 (1d20 + 26)>>1361054Rev up the axe and fucking CHOP OFF THE ANGEL'S HEAD >"THE ONLY GOD IS BATEMAN!"
>>1361094If i wasn't clear I'm continuing to exercise. Gotta get that mountain of muscles boi
>>1361054Study junior science
>>1361074Ko studies more history(History, 1/2 to B+)>>1361090Dirk keeps training.(1/6)>>1361104Aleera studies>History grade:A-(History 1/2 to A)>New perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down.>>1361112Jack tries to go for the kill but fails. He still deals a nice 30 damage though(Angel B:87/500)>>1361410Az studies>Science junior grade:C+==Ethereal Plane==Angel B is looking kinda weak.
>>1361445Study even more history
>>1361445I suppose... I'll give the pen back as soon as possible...> history> put the pen in breastpocket.
>>1361445Study more junior science
>>1361530Dirk continues to hone his skills with board breaking and receives a probationary brown belt.> Pay attention here Dirk. You have adapted well. You are well on your way to black belt. Next you will spar with another.Dirk bows. He feels incredibly accomplished at the moment. He's trained so hard so far. >> I WANT TO FIGHT EVERYTHING> You will never earn a black belt with that attitude. You must be calm. Collected. You have to pick and choose your battles wisely lest you wind up dead.
>>1361493Actually make this turn and last one art for QM reasons
>>1361451Ko studies more history.>History grade:B+>>1361457Jack guards again(Stamina 2/4)>>1361467Aleera put's the pen in her breastpocket as she studies more history.>History grade:A(History, 1/2 to A+)She's almost there....>>1361574Az get's a B- in art>New perk:"Roy G. Biv was actually an asshole" - You gain a +2 to Spellcasting, as well as gaining the ability to make Runes, magical artifacts with unknown powers.>>1361568>>1361530His delusions and exercise continues.(2/6)>>1361548Nomad continues studying(Psychology C, 3/4 to C+)==Ethereal Plane==Angel B wonders if they left the stove on.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1361637Ko-ma reaches over from her seat and tries to steal the her pen back from Aleera while she is busy studying.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1361637Oh? Oh?!What is this feeling?This feeling tight to my chest?!> Become SophomoreBut... was this the feeling? Or something else?> inspect this "feeling"?And work out a bit. Feels like the right thing to do.> so last action to contribute to 1/5 buffness +2
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1361637> Excellent Dirk! Now you shall spar... him!Jun pulls aside a curtain and reveals a tree.>> Um what?> This is Grondor. Except this is Grondor in your imagination. You have a shit imagination though. It is so shit in fact. That Grondor does not move or shake or talk or attack or even given any exp. >>.... What?> Just fight the tree damn it. You are fucking useless in this delusional dream state. The OP is making fun of you. Hurry up and get it over with Tree-sus...Dirk lays down an axe kick on imposter Grondor.Rolling to see how imposter Grondor loses.
Rolled 10 + 26 (1d20 + 26)>>1361637Pull out the Fire Axe and chop off the angel's head with it.
>>1361054Go to the gym and train*muffled eye of the tigre in the background*
>>1361709The kick is so effective that it splits imposter Grondor into 1000 pieces and scatters into the wind!> Excellent hit Dirk! Here is your official brown belt!Dirk applies it with a dignified, but smug grace, Jun slaps him.
>>1361637Study more science
>>1361637Study ancient history
>>1361719Jack keeps cutting through dealing 35 damage to the angel!(Angel B:52/500)Yadda yadda you are at 1 stamina m8>>1361642Ko tries to take back her pen but...>>1361673Aleera levels up and becomes a sophomore[Sophomore]Mega Perk | True Neutral (0/0)This perk removes all the studying perks when you were a Freshman, and replaces/promotes them all like so:(History) This perk will increase your health by another multiplier (x2 to x3, x4 to x5, etc.)(Science) This perk will give a +6 to Alchemy and a +4 to Crafting; these rolls will stack with any future perks.(English) This perk will give a +5 to Speech, as well as being able to forge more advanced notes, like contracts and permission slips.(Mathematics) This perk evens out a solid +4 to Ranged/Melee attacks.This perk will make you older by a year, giving you a thin mustache/beard and increasing background features.This perk will stack with any other perk that isn't in the Freshman category.She catches ko reaching for her chest and knocks her hand away.Then she starts excersising(1/5)>>1361709Dirks illusions start to break the 4th wall.(3/6)>>1361724Batta starts exercising as this...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM(1/4)>>1361810Perry studies>Science grade:B>>1361888Nomad goes on up>Psychology grade:C+>>1362838Az studies.>Ancient History: C+==Ethereal Plane==Angel B whispers under his breath.>"Oh God he's hot."Angel B is shaking
>>1362859Moar excercise!*starts shadow boxing while jogging*
Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1362859Pull out the street sweeper or whatever and fire into the angel.
>>1362859Study ancient history
>>1362859...You know...> work out a bit moreI just realized something.Maybe I should talk to Az...It's 2/5 by the way. Meaning now 4/5
>>1362859Ko-ma looks away with a slight frown and a bit of confusion towards Aleera's sudden growth.Ko-ma keeps studying history.
>>1363011> Excellent Dirk very good. You're almost there. You truly have come a long way in here! *Tosses Dirk A bow staff*>> Fuck yea boy this is cool!> No it isn't. None of it is. It is literally just a straight line in here. You're terrible. This is terrible. God I can't wait to vanish out of this terrible place. >> Um, bipolar much Jun?> I'm sorry. It's just you will be leaving soon. I will be forever forgotten. >> Not so!! In fact Jun, you are my conscious now. I will listen to you in every battle from here on out!> Really?!>> No, you're a stick figure. I do everything on my own. Jeez. > We'll see about that. It jun had eyes they would be on fire right now. She chokes Dirk with his new red belt.
>>1362861Batta looks like a weirdo as he shadowboxes and jogs.(2/4)>>1362888Jack pulls out his streetsweeper and wipes the angels head clean off.>>1362910Az studies.>Ancient history:B->New perk: Beyond - You have become unimaginably interested in the art of the ancients-- your HP and MP have increased jurastically.>>1362916Aleera works out. No it isn't (3/5)>>1362928Ko studies.(History, 1/2 to A-)>>1363011>>1363040Dirks delusions and his muscles intensify.(4/6)==Ethereal Plane==Angel B bites the dust!>EXP:3334>Loot>Eye of the Angel (2) - A pale, white, completely solid orb the size of a large marble. Gives 10MP when consumed.>Angel Robes - Pure white robes, with the ability to never be stained or torn.>Angel Helm>Angelic Boots
>>1363352>"Hey, god? MAKE BETTER ANGELS." Use the keys to hot-tail back to Schist's house.
>>1363352Study history one more time.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1363352Dirk impresses the stick figure audience with his bow staff. Wild cheering and clapping ensues as he defeats the rest of his opponents in his form and technique. > Dirk, you are on your last step to becoming a black belt. Only one more enemy to face now.Dirk is excited and aggressive. Being a red belt took a lot of hard work and dedication, but now he is ready to put his resolve to the test. His confidence is un stirred as he looks across his mat at his final opponentRolling to see what kind of opponent he faces.
>>1363373Dirk stares across the mat at a BLOCK OF CHEESE?> Okay seriously Dirk. You are psychotic. Your imagination is seriously dumb as fuck. Jun faceplams, or rather face sticks, her circular forehead.
>>1363355Jack teleports back to schist's mansion>>1363368Az studies>Chemistry grade:B>>1363369Ko studies history.>History grade:A->New perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down. >>1363373Dirk gets insulted by his own imagination.(5/6)
>>1363411Ko-ma heads home to make a costume to hide her identity.
>>1363411Lay down in bed for some comfy heals. >"re"
>>1363411Go to the cafeteria. My body is hungry after studying two courses worth of info.
>>1363411>> FUCK YOU! CHEESE?? Really, is cheese really my final battle??Dirk walks up and eats that mother fucker. The crowd goes wild.>> This certainly is the dumbest thing that could have happened.Dirk looks towards Jun to receive his black belt. The crowd goes quiet. The room goes dark except for a light shining over Jun. She is no longer a stick figure. She is a beautiful instructor. Long flowing blonde hair. White soft skin with green eyes. Her uniform is immaculate.> Dirk come here.Dirk notices her voice has slightly changed. Almost into a monotonous tone. He approaches with caution. With each step her demeanor changes. Her eyes appear to be moving closer to the center of her forehead, left arm filling with scabs. It begins to feel like a bad LSD trip.>> What the fuck is going on?? Dirk stops in his tracks.>> What happened??Then he realizes... THE CHEESE. The cheese was destroying him from the inside. The room begins to spin, and then nothing but black.He wakes up in the gym bound by a straight jacket. The staff tied him up and is now questioning him.>>> Bro are you good?> I feel better than good. I feel like a damn WALKING TANKDirk busts out of the straight jacket completely. He has no recollection of what happened. Some say he had some bad food. Others said he lost his mind. But no one will say it to his face, because they are afraid to be ripped in half.Dirk completes his exercise
Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1363411Run over to mary and give her a big hug and say."So mind doing me a favor?""Ya know. Free the school, save the day all that. After all behind every great warrior is a good medic to keep them together."
>>1363411Go rest at hime
>>1363464On second thought. Head home.
>>1363430Ko gears up with a nice mask>>1363446Jack takes a rest(HP and stamina restored)>>1363573Nomad goes home.>>1363542Batta takes a nap(HP and stamina restored)>>1363491Mary smiles and nods>Mary has joined your party.>>1363465Dirk breaks out of his delusion and finishes his exercise.>New perk: Walking Tank - Dear god, nobody wants to get in range of you. Have a +4 to all melee rolls.
>>1363651Have a meal, go to sleep for a couple hours before having another meal.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1363651Head to the school and team up with Az.Also search for some useful items to use in our immediate quest.
>>1363651Head over to School and join up with a group of individuals planning on beating people up. Maybe some bullies or something. Ko-ma feels pretty violent right now.>She go joins Az's group to fight the Nomads
>>1363651Headbto school and join up with the gang
>>1363651Meet up with everyone at school
>>1363651Exit the mansion via whatever and fucking join Azk. Put on the Angelic Helm, Robes, and Boots as well.
>>1363655Nomad lazes about doing nothing productive.>>1363660Dirk...>>1363683Ko...>>1363696Batta...>>1363751Jack and co...>>1363750And Az&MaryAll meet up at school.
>>1363798Start the last stand
>>1363798The Mysterious Masked Stranger who is not Ko-ma wields their 15 inch dildo menacingly.>Start Last Stand
>>1363798START THE FUCKING LAST STAND SENSEI
>>1363798Let's do this
>>1363814>>1363824>>1363870>>1363895>>1363902The Party enters the auditorium..==Auditorium==Everything is silent...
>>1363953Ko-ma stands infront of the nearest noob and guards.
>>1363953stand in front of mary and guard
>>1363953Ready my taurus judge
>>1363960Jack guards>>1363963Ko ma stands in front of batta and guards>>1363965Az stands in front of mary and guards>>1363970Dirk guards Az>>1363977Dirk readies his gun==Auditorium==Lights flash revealing...Big boy A with a stone destroyer!Big boy B with a L86A28 Nomads on a balcony with MP-5sAnd daddy with a minigun(You also see throw rows of seats in the left, right, and center you can use for cover)The 8 Nomads unload!Ko takes 60 damage!(Ko 90/150)Dirk takes 100 damage!(Dirk 50/150)Jack takes 7 damage!(Jack:218/225)
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1364091Shoot the daddy with taurus judge
Rolled 20, 13 + 28 = 61 (2d20 + 28)>>1364091Drink a potion of haste before flying up and throwing a nomad guard down.If the first fly roll fails, use the second one without bonuses as a back up.
>>1364115Drag Mary to cover on the left side and guard
Rolled 9, 19 + 22 = 50 (2d20 + 22)>>1364129Nix all of that. Leave control of Mary to Az.I attack the downed nomad!
>>1364138In the legs
Rolled 20, 9 + 42 = 71 (2d20 + 42)>>1364091Mary get's into center cover.I'll go fuck up the big boy with the stone destroyer using the northern edge.
>>1364091Join Dirk in smacking this guy.Ko-ma aims for the downed Nomad's face with her large Dildo.
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1364144
>>1364110Batta shoots at daddy(Daddy 1980/2000)>>1364123Jack shoots into the air and kicks down Nomad A!(Nomad A: 70/80)>>1364138>>1364141Dirk cuts off the nomad A at the legs dealing 20 damage to one leg cutting it off and 25 to the other cutting that one off too!(Nomad A: 25/80 Bleed 2)>>1364155>>1364144Ko joins in and smacks the oversized sex toy in his face dealing 15 damage!(Nomad A: 5/80 damage Bleed 2)>>1364143Az jumps onto the stage swinging at big boy A dealing 222 damage!(Big Boy A: 28/250 HP)==Auditorium==Nomad A bleeds to death!Nomad B fires at dirk dealing 40 damage!Nomad C fires at dirk blowing him away with 80 damage!Nomad D misses everyone!Nomad E goes for the overkill on dirk dealing 40 damage!Nomad F missesNomad G fires at Az dealing 76 damage!(Az HP: 324/400)Nomad H fires at ko dealing 40 damage!(Ko-ma HP: 50/150)Big Boy B fires at Dirk dealing 60 damage!Daddy fires at dirk dealing 150 damage!Yeah dirk is dead.>Dirk has died>You have lost $5Dirk wakes up at home. (Stamina 0/4)
>>1364331> Wakes up in a panicWew! Must have been a nightmare!> Frantically checks his body for holes.The School! I have to help! Right after this nap...> rest and recover stamina
Rolled 1 + 26 (1d20 + 26)>>1364331Grab another Nomad before throwing him back to the ground, then guard (you know, haste and all)
>>1364331Hit Big Boy A with the Low Voltage Tazer.
>>1364331>>1364360Taze Big Boy B instead of A.
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1364373
Rolled 10, 8 + 42 = 60 (2d20 + 42)>>1364331Southern edge.Slash at big boy A
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1364331Shoots at nomad A with m1911
>>1364331Continue lounging around and maybe watch some tv
>>1364331> Train once moreHuh... I wonder where everyone went.
>>1364354Jack gives a nomad a reassuring hug then guards(Stamina 1/4)>>1364382Ko misses and instead tazes a wall next to big boy(Stamina 2/4)>>1364459Nomad continues to laze around.>>1364391Az does 2 more slashes finishing off big boy A.>>1364432Batta misses the dead nomad.>>1364352Dirk sleeps(Stamina 4/4)>>1365349Aleera exercises(4/5)==Auditorium==Daddy, Big Boy B, and 3 Nomads turn at az and light him up.>You have died>Current Wealth: $1498Az wakes up at homeA nomad fires at jack dealing 14 damage!(Jack HP:204/225)
>>1365417Cuddle up in my safety blanket and think of stuff I could do.
>>1365417Keep guarding while taunting at the Nomads.
>>1365417Take a quick nap
>>1365417Ko-ma leaps into cover and guards.
Rolled 2, 20 + 22 = 44 (2d20 + 22)>>1365417Go attack Big Boy B's legs!> Screams while running in.
Rolled 1 + 24 (1d20 + 24)>>1365417Oh, I know!> combine the MIC with the Cryo-liquids to create the MTCThat's short for "Matriarch Tundra Caster"
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1365420Also see if I can find my text-to-speech device.
>>1365420Nomad keeps laying around, thinking about stuff to do. Well, she can always fight someone, but that takes too much effort... >>1365421Jack guards. Again. (Stamina, 2/4) >>1365422Azkeroth takes a small nap, remembering the pain of having a b- Wait, what? (Health and Stamina restored!) >>1365425Ko combat-leaps onto cover while huddling herself into a tiny defensive ball. (Stamina, 3/4) >>1365429Dirk goes in for a disarming slash as...the machetes kinda just grazes off of the leg. Hey, it still did damage! (Big Boy B, 232/250 | Bleed I) >>1365444Aleera...makes something. Wait, what is this? Cryogun - A tactical medical utility, modified to suit the needs of wartime effects. When fired, this weapon stops all Bleed and Poison effects, as well as providing Regeneration I for two turns >>1365454N0mad also doesn't find it. But, she can talk, can't she? =Auditorium of Pain= Two nomads aim at Batta as, oh. Well, he's gone. >Batta has died! >Current Wealth: 28$ Batta wakes up in his house. (Stamina, 0/4)
>>1365524Ko-ma Crawls over to the Nicely Dressed Nurse known as Mary and kindly asks for help with her bullet wounds.
>>1365524Take cover on the right side and guard
>>1365524Go to the gunstore and buy 15 HE grenades
>>1365524Point my finger at the nomad guards. >"I shall smite thee!" After that, guard.
>>1365524Join the others in the fight.> Get into hiding, and check things out."So what is the situation guys?"
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1365524Look at the mirror and try to speak."..."Before going right back to tv and my safety blanket.
>>1365529Mary pats Ko's head as, hey, she isn't an injured piece of shit! (Ko-ma, 150/150) >>1365532Dirk combat rolls into cover while guarding. (Stamina, 4/4) >>1365535Azkeroth... Oh, well, okay. >HE Grenades (15) - 50 damage a pop, you fool. >Azkeroth now has 1198$ >>1365556Jack just strangely points at the nomad guards before guarding. (Stamina, 3/4) >>1365558Aleera sort just wanders into the fight and...oh, goodie, there's a bunch of holes EVERYWHERE. Well, no time to waste. >>1365574...I guess N0maD just lays down again after saying something something. but okay=Help us= Big Boy B fires into Jack! A Nomad guard fires into Jack! Two nomad guards fire into Dirk! Two nomad guards fire into Aleera! (Jack, 170/225) (Dirk, 70/150) (Aleera, 151/225) The rest were just missing too much.
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1365590Walk into the auditorium and throw a HE grenade onto the balcony with the nomads
Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1365590Ko-ma thanks Mary as she runs out of cover, climbs onto the stage, and smacks Big Boy B with the Dildo.
Rolled 7, 12 + 52 = 71 (2d20 + 52)>>1365590Use the last bit of haste that I have in order to fucking TEAR THROUGH DADDY'S FACE, FIRE AXE AND ALL
Rolled 17, 3 + 22 = 42 (2d20 + 22)>>1365590Attack Big Boy Bs shooting arm
>>1365594oh and give aleera a amazing health potion
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1365590Panic while rapidly searching for my text-to-speech device
>>1365590> chugg potion, get in cover, BLOCK FOR OVER 16 HOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUURS!
>>1365594Az makes an explosive entry!Nomad B (5/80)Nomad C (5/80)Nomad D (5/80)Nomad E (5/80)>>1365596Ko trips and (almost) falls on her own weapons(Stamina 2/4)>>1365604Jack goes ax crazy and tears into daddy!(Daddy:1910/2000)(Stamina>>1365610Dirk makes Big Boy B bleed!(Big Boy B:217/250 | Bleed II)(Stamina 1/4)>>1365612You can't find something that never existed>RollSafe.png>>1365619Aleera gets into cover and chugs a potion!(216/225)==Auditorium==Daddy, Big Boy B, and some nomads decide to get to work and end jack with a heavy 170 damage!A couple nomads add on top of the fun and end dirk with a lead filled 80 damage!>You have died>You have lost $4Dirk wakes up at home(Stamina 0/4)The rest miss.==Ethereal Plane==Jack wakes up in the ethereal plane again.
>>1365713> stay in cover, BLAST JACK with Cryocaster
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1365713Give aleera an epic health potion, point to jack and throw another HE grenade Nomads B-E on the balcony.
Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1365713Ko-ma tries to smack Big Boy B with the dildo again after narrowly avoiding another accident.
>>1365713hahah when waked up via cyro whatever go to mary to be safe
>>1365713"Aw, there's nothing good on tv and I actually have to use my voice. Today stinks. Might as well waste more energy and go to the shops to find my entertainment fix." Get off the ground and head to the shops taking my blanket with me."I wish I had a boyfriend to mooch off of."
>>1365732>>1365713yeah whatever angels just fucking throw more at you at me i fucking dare you
>>1365732Or wake up to the Potion Az gave me.
>>1365729Scratch thatRes jack using healing rune FLOSburning 5 mana
>>1365761Also give aleera 4 grenades
>>1365805Az heads over to jack and activates a healing runebringing him back.(Jack 100/225 HP)>>1365732Then jack joins mary behind cover.>>1365761After which aleera shoves a health potion down his gullet healing another 100 HP(Jack 200/225 HP)>>1365778Dirk rests(HP and stamina restored)>>1365739Nomad wanders the stores as her laziness flares up again.>>1365730Ko smacks the big boy for 8 damage.(Big Boy B: 209/250 HP)==Auditorium==Big Boy B bleeds!(199/250)Daddy and 4 nomads light up Az dealing 294 damage!(Az:106/400 HP)2 other nomads light up ko dealing 80 damage!(Ko:70/150 HP)All the other ones miss.
>>1365950Ko-ma dives for cover again and guards from nothing.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1365950Hey Boys!> Throw grenade at nomadsHEADS UP!
Rolled 10 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>1365950Get in coverHand 2 grenade to ko and throw another grenade at the nomads
Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1365950Pull out the Striker Street Sweeper and fire at Big Boy B from a distance.
>>1365997oh and drink a healing potion.An incredible one
Rolled 11, 6 + 22 = 39 (2d20 + 22)>>1365950Attack Big Daddy's trigger finger
>>1366153Nvm, if there is possibly more people. Guard and take cover right
>>1365960Ko-ma hides behind the chairs on the right.(Stamina 2/4)>>1365999Jack pops up shooting Big Boy B for 60 damage!(BB B:139/250)>>1365997Az throws another grenade killing nomads the 4 weakened nomads!>>1365965Aleera gets a lucky throw finishing off the last 3!>>1366000As Az drinks the healing potion it refills like he never drank it(Az 186/400)>>1366212Dirk takes cover!==Auditorium==Daddy fires upon the left side of the seats missing everyone!Big Boy B doesn't really have line of sight on everyone!
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1366240Ko-ma throws a grenade at Big Boy B and Daddy from her cover.
Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1366240>"THERE'S NOWHERE TO GO BUT INFINITY." Throw some riot armor at Aleera before shooting at Big Boy B with the shotgun thing.
Rolled 15, 15 + 42 = 72 (2d20 + 42)>>1366240Give ko another grenadeGive another to dirkDrink the incredible healing potionthen use the northern edge on big boy B then fall back to cover
>>1366267or can't fall back
>>1366240'Pretiated Mate!> don anti-rape armourAnd now?> block in center position
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1366291Peer pressure dictates: damage> haul nade at Daddy
>>1366240Window shop at each of the stores and see how much money I have.
Rolled 19, 20 + 22 = 61 (2d20 + 22)>>1366240Attack daddys trigger finger
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1366240Shoot taurus judge at daddy
>>1366267and give jack a grenade
>>1366246>>1366267Jack and Az work to beating down the big boy then az downs another health pot.(Az:266/400)>>1366244then ko wraps it up with a nade hitting daddy as well!(Daddy:1835/200)>>1366291Then aleera lands another amazing toss doing 150 damage!(Daddy:1685/2000)>>1366320While carnage goes on Nomad continues to do nothing.(You have $250)>>1366346Dirk adds to the damage dealing 65 damage as well as stacking on some bleed II(Daddy:1620/2000 | Bleed II)==Auditorium==Another big boy enters the sceneDaddy bleeds!(Daddy:1610/2000)==Auditorium==Daddy turns and removes Dirk with a hard 300 damage!>Dirk has died>Current wealth:$13Dirk wakes up at home(Stamina 0/4)And 6 nomads burst in with Assault rifles firing everywhere.They strike aleera doing 54 damage!(Aleera:162/225)And Az doing 28 damage!(Az:238/400)
>>1366562Ko-ma moves to center cover and throws another grenade at the 6 nomads.
>>1366562>I put auditorium twice.End me now
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1366579
Rolled 1 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>1366562Get to cover and lob a grenade at the nomads ideally
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1366562Hey Nomads!> Another grenade!I got explosions for days!FOR DAYS I SAY!
Rolled 1 + 18 (1d20 + 18)>>1366562Throw the grenade Azk gave me at Daddy.
>>1366562Rest at home and reconsider my life decisions
>>1366562Head to the Red Light District
>>1366595>>1366667Jack and Az miss(Both of you are at 1/4 stamina)>>1366579>>1366586Ko launches a grenade at the nomads knocking 4 of them down to 5 HP!>>1366668Dirk rests.(HP and stamina restored)>>1366692Batta rests(HP and stamina restored)>>1366666Aleera tosses the grenade on stage.It explodes right on a gas line causing the room to be engulfed in a fireball!It deals 375 damage to all enemies and gives everyone in the auditorium burn I as well as blowing up all the seats!(Daddy:1230/2000HP)==Auditorium==Daddy bleeds and burns!(Daddy:1210/2000HP)Suddenly 4 nomads with M60s burst in!Daddy fires at jack and misses!
>>1367156Guard. Guard like my life depends on it. REEEEEEE
>>1366728Nomad goes to the RLD.Lot's of people with guns walk around
>>1367172Be a very spooked grill and see what the stores in this area contain.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1367156Ko-ma throws another grenade at the newly arrived Nomads.
>>1367156Batta to the rescue! Rush to the school!
Rolled 11, 10 + 22 = 43 (2d20 + 22)>>1367156Attack daddys shooting arm
>>1367163>>1367172guess throw myself in front of azk since he fears death but so do I
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1367319SCratch that. Throw my grenade instead.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1367156Toss and turn!> nade at nomads.
Rolled 10 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>1367156Throw a grenade at the nomads
>>1367156Oh and have mary heal jack
>>1367163>>1367334Jack guards az(2/4 stamina)>>1367212Ko misses.(1/4 stamina)>>1367370dirk misses.(3/4 stamina)>>1367278Batta joins the fray.>>1367383>>1367387With concentrated fire between aleera and az they manage to finish the nomads(Aleera:1/4 stamina)(Az: 0/4 stamina)>>1367496Mary heals jack back to full!(Jack:225/225)==Auditorium==Daddy revs up his minigun doing 51 damage to jack!(Jack:174/225)Big Boy A swings his iron sledgehammer at mary and misses!
>>1367531Ko-ma blocks to restore stamina.
>>1367193Nomad doesn't see stores more as shady people in back alleys selling questionable wares.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1367547Ask the shady peeps what they're selling
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1367531Block incomming damage to Mary.
>>1367531Give a incredible health potion to jack and carve cor ignis on him.lasting 2 turns
Rolled 19, 6 + 22 = 47 (2d20 + 22)>>1367531Make daddy bleed!> Go for bleed IV and V damage!!
Rolled 20 + 36 (1d20 + 36)>>1367531Pull out the fire axe (after drinking the potion) and swing it at Daddy's fat, ugly face.
>>1367531Actually...Pat out the fire of everyone.Apparently they cannot roll over the floor themselves.If multi "heal" doesn't work, just extinguish my flame first.
>>1367531Dakada plays Dmx as he charges to battle shooting blindly at daddy
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1368649
CURRENT HP/Stamina TOTALS Jack (169/225 | Burn I | Stamina 1/4)Az (233/400) | Burn I | Stamina 0/4 (1/2 to 1))Aleera (157/225 | Stamina 1/4)Dirk (150/150 | Stamina 1/4)Dakada (150/150 | Stamina 3/4)Ko (65/150 | Burn I | Stamina 1/4)Mary (395/400 | Burn I)>>1367544Ko blocks!>>1367551Nomad goes to the alley vendor but he hits her with a glare making her back away.>>1368036Aleera puts herself out!>>1367577Az boosts jack's offense>>1367622Dirk deals 40 damage and applies a nice bleed IV.>>1368654Dakada strolls in and does a okay 10 damage!>>1368036Aleera puts herself out!(Burn I removed)>>1367777Jack pulls off a great cleave dealing 480 damage!(Daddy HP: 645/2000 | Bleed IV, Burn I)==Auditorium==Suddenly all the foglights turn on, covering Daddy in an electrical hazeUpon the tears in the armor, you can see the internal framework of a single teenager inside being brutally shocked to a burning red and black body before the armor suddenly tightensThe armor then goes dead and hunches over...
Rolled 19 + 36 (1d20 + 36)>>1368769Swing my axe at the downed Daddy
Rolled 1, 13 = 14 (2d20)>>1368769Cast levitation on daddy for some nice implosion damageMary uses the DB long on daddy.(First roll is mine +7 to spellcasting)
>>1368769Ko-ma hides behind Jack and blocks.
Rolled 10 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>1368769Now or never!> try to get that minigun out of their possesionEven if it means tearing a limb or two off...
>>1368777Jack channels his inner axe murderer doing 130 damage!(Daddy:515/2000)(Stamina:0/4)>>1368782Az's spell fails!(Stamina 1/4)Mary unloads with the DB long doing 60 damage!(Daddy:455/2000)>>1368795Ko cowers behind jack!>>1368785Dirk guards!>>1368878Aleera gets down and rips and tears doing 30 damage!(Your stamina is actually now 1/4)(Daddy:425/2000)==Auditorium==Suddenly, the armor comes back, covered in crackling white rays of electrictity going up and down the suitTwo large rods extend up from the shouder blades like antennae, giving off an extremely loud hum; Daddy then picks up his minigun again.(Daddy has regened health and cleared all status effects on himself!)(Daddy:824/2000)((Also everyone that has not taken a turn to remove burn 1 has lost 5 HP))
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1368912"Daddy, looks like you forgot your daily dosage of lead!!"
>>1368912Throw a MG36 at Dakka, IMI Gaili AR at Ko, M60 at Aleera, M60 at Dirk, AK47 at Azkeroth. 7 bullets for each of them. Guard.
Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1368912mary puts me outI'll cast levitation on daddy again
>>1368943Ko-ma thanks the snowman and reloads the gun he gave her.Ko-ma realizes she is on fire and begins running around screaming as she pats out the flames.
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1368912Shoot one of the Teslas with the m60
>>1368919Dakada misses!>>1368923Aleera blocks!>>1368943Jack gives out some gifts and blocks(Stamina 1/2 to 1)>>1368950Mary extinguishes AzAz casts levitation dealing 10 implosion damage!(Daddy:814/2000)>>1368968Ko ma puts herself out.>>1368969Dirk unloads on the teslas doing 50 damage!(Daddy:764/2000)==Auditorium==Daddy let's out a volley of bullets at mary doing 300 damage!Then his teslas let loose doing 40 damage to dirk!(Dirk:115/155)
Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1368969give dirk 3 bullets>>1369080then fire at daddy with my AKHave mary hide behind me.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1369080"FOIRE!!!"
Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1369080Grab the AK-47U and fire at the spooky daddy.
>>1369080Continue looking around the RLD in search of questionable wares.
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1369080Ko-ma takes aim at Daddy's A Tesla and fires with a bit of a nervous look under her mask. Guns hurt and are loud. They are pretty fun to shoot, Ko-ma admits.
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1369080Say hello to Jack's little freeeeen'> shoot same tesla
>>1369091At daddys tesla.Tesla A.
>>1369091Az fires at tesla A doing 30 damage!(Tesla A:170/250)(Stamina 1/4)>>1369108Dakada shoots at tesla B doing 100 damage!(Tesla B:150/250)(Stamina:1/4)>>1369114Jack unleashes a volley on daddy!Daddy(769/2000)(Stamina 1/4)>>1369118Dirk let's out another volley at tesla A:(Tesla A:120/250)(Stamina:0/4)>>1369131Ko misses!(Stamina:2/4)>>1369118A...interesting character takes her into a back alley and shows her his wares.>Desert Eagle - $375>Pack of .44 ammo - $120>Magazine of .44 ammo - $324>Bullet Box of .44 ammo - $510>Stockpile of .44 ammo - $960>Pack of .50 cal ammo - $150>Magazine of .50 cal ammo - $405>Bullet Box of .50 cal ammo - $637>Stockpile of .50 cal ammo - $1200>Rockets - $60 Each==Auditorium==Daddy lays down fire on dakada and misses!Teslas flare up hitting jack with 60 damage!(Jack:99/225)
>>1369461Block like a motherfucker.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1369461"I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE!!!" Dakada says as he shoots at the tesla A
>>1369461Use Flos on myself and have mary hide behind jack and use healing touch on him
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1369461Ko-ma shoots at Daddy's Tesla B
>>1369478Give dakada the dense one 10 bulletsAnd dirk too
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1369461Fire tesla A
>>1369461"Hm... sorry, but I really must be going."Leave the character to his own stuff and head to the nomad ruins.
>>1369668If I am at 1 stamina guard instead
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1369461Slash daddy using wasteland knife
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1369461Huh. Thanks Jack, but...You don't need to.> Give the fun back, but keep the ammoFor you see...> toss grenadeEXPLOSIONS!
>>1369467Jack blocks, since he blocks. You wanna know WHY he blocks? Silly cow, he just does. (Stamina, 2/4)>>1369478Dakada fires at Tesla A! If it could speak, it wouldn't be happy. (Tesla A, 120/250) (Stamina, 0/4) (Can't fire now, bud.) >>1369518Azkeroth heals himself as Mary heals Jack! Healing! (Azkeroth, 328/400) (Jack, 199/225) >>1369521Ko-ma fires into Tesla B! Nice shot! (Tesla B, 110/250) (Stamina, 1/4) >>1369584Azkeroth gives some bullets to people. Yay >>1369713N0maD looks around in the ruins...yeah, it's pretty ruin like. Looks like a bomb went off here. >>1369722Dirk decides to guard since HE HAS NO STAMINA LEFT (1/2 to 1/4 stamina) >>1369866Batta tries bringing a knife to a zap fight! He scratches daddy before being shocked! (Daddy, 754/2000) (Batta, 120/150 | Stun I) >>1370980Aleera throws the grenade!...as it explodes, damaging a wall. =Auditorium= Daddy stares down at the stunned Batta as...oh. >Batta now has 10 dollars. Yay The teslas zap at Aleera! (Aleera, 137/225, Stun I) =Home= Batta wakes up in his house. Yay (Stamina, 0/4)
Rolled 19 + 14 (1d20 + 14)>>1371289Hand a grenade to ko and throw one at daddy to hit him, and the teslas.
>>1371289Taking cover and resting
>>1371289Look for any discarded bomb pieces
>>1371297Also give dirk 10 bullets.Give ko 6.
>>1371289Ko-ma Blocks behind whatever person she could consider as the most study out of everyone.
Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1371289Keep firing at Daddy. Also, throw three bullets over to Ko.
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1371289... aren't the only thing that go boom.BEHOLD!> Pulls out shotgunSEE THIS? THIS... IS MY-> shootBOOMSTICK!> look over to MaryThanks for that tool... but we still have to talk later.
>>1371297Az throws out another grenade doing 85 damage!(Stamina:1/4)(Daddy:669/2000)>>1371298Dakada finds there is no cover so he just blocks.(Stamina: one more turn till you return to having one stamina)>>1371306Nomad fails to find any discarded bomb pieces.>>1371319Ko-ma finds someone is already hiding behind jack so she takes cover behind az.>>1371333Jack lays into daddy with triple the efficiency dealing 120 damage!(Daddy:549/2000)(Jack stamina: 1/4)>>1371337Aleera manages to break the stun long enough to let out a blast from her shotgun.(Daddy:429/2000) Reminder that you are stunned. You may not take an action next turn. ==Auditorium==A big boy strolls in with an M1919Daddy revs up his minigun at jack letting out a hail of bullets. That all miss. Wow.Daddy's teslas lash out dealing 20 damage to Azkeroth!
>>1371337Dirk was taking steroids he guards again
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1371362AYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA!> SHAKE IT BABY!
>>1371362Guard again and smile at the explosions!
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1371362Continue searching
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1371362Ko-ma thanks Jack and Az for the extra ammo and the Grenade inbetween screaming.Ko-ma tosses a Grenade at Daddy.
>>1371366Jack blocks!(Stamina:2/4)>>1371368Aleera finally shakes off her stun.>>1371369Dirk guards(Stamina:1/4)>>1371373Nomad still fails to find the bomb parts that already blew up.>>1371380Ko throws a grenade and misses.>>1371383Az blocks(Stamina: 2/4)>>1371386Dakada rests!(Stamina:1/4)==Auditorium==Daddy aims at dakada and misses again!Big Boy A fires at dirk and misses too.The Teslas fire at Az again doing 20 damage!(Az:288/400 HP)
Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1371455>"EAT 'EM UP EAT 'EM UP." Fire more AK-47u shots at Daddy.
Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1371455So yeah...SHOTGUN!I call shotgun.Because I have... a...Shotgun.> Guess what weapon?
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1371455Go dumpster diving in the RLD
Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1371455Give ko and dirk my last 2 grenades and cast levitation on daddy for implosion damage
>>1371455Ko-ma Blocks again behind Az
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1371455Throw grenade at daddy instead!!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1371482>>1371455Na, Ko-ma decides to just Lob another Grenade at Daddy.
>>1371457Jack Frost is too much of a fucking meme right now, like why. (Daddy, 429/2000) (Stamina, 1/4) >>1371464Aleera pulls out her boomstick and, well, I mean. (Daddy, 369/2000) >>1371467N0maD finds...nothing? >>1371480Azkeroth gives the Daddy a crush. Yeah. (Daddy, 309/2000) >>1371486>>1371488Grenades, huh? They are amazing. (Daddy, 159/2000)(Ko, 0/4) (Dirk, 0/4) =Auditorium= Aleera hears a revving up sound as she feels her body turn into a block of swiss cheese. Big Boy A =Aleera's House= Aleera wakes up. >Aleera has died. She now has 32$ (Stamina, 0/4)
Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)Cast another levitation for implosion damage.
Rolled 17 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1371541GOTTA GO FAST!> Join last standAnd if I still got Stamina> Shoot shotgun
>>1371541Block and watch daddy get obliterated
Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1371541>>1371554Ehhhh, just fire at Daddy with the AK-47u
Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1371541Also chug a haste potion and finish daddy with my AK
>>1371541Duck and cover behind Az. Aka, Block.
>>1371541> give Jack his armour back, as well as their 7 bulletsThere you go mate. Thanks...Oh right, we should talk later.
>>1371593>"What? About what?"
>>1371602Ever heard about "Freedom City"?It seems like that's a pretty big thing.I'd be glad if you could give me any information related to it.
>>1371608>''...." Just stare at her.
>>1371551Az chugs a haste potion finishing daddy with a implosion followed by some AK-47 rounds!>>1371553https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loF8Q15b2-I>>1371554Jack blocks>>1371593Ko takes cover=Auditorium=Daddy's armor begins to shake violently as it breaks at the seams, showing the corpse unlatch from the torn wires and finally fall to the ground! As two dozen more Nomad Guards run out of the shadows and out the doors, screaming 'GET TO THE SHELTERS' and 'FALL BACK', more rockets effectively tear away every sign of life in the room. The party tries to look around, only to be hit by several flashbangs. Blurred visions of several men in metal armor run in, shooting anything else that moves.>"Hail the Emperor!">>"Death to the Nomad scum!"Flames slowly rise as more and more screams fill the air, and everybody's final sights are being dragged off by soldiers..."Awaken, my children."The party all, in the span of five minutes, wake up around the same time, watching as men in tray suits pour water over bullet wounds and carry in actual buckets of Healing Herbs. A single soldier notices the pairs upon pairs of eyes on them.>"Welcome back, everybody. You've been out for a few days now-- we were starting to get worried."
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1371541Continue searching via dumpster diving
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1371631Continue searching via dumpster diving(Wrong reply)
>>1371631...Please tell me this isn't another buch of faggot controlling the whole school like a police state.PLEASE!
>>1371631>"....I think I'm in the computer." >"WAIT HOLD ON YOU'RE THOSE ARMORED GUYS, AREN'T YOU." >"What the fuck are you doing here?"
>>1371631"Where's my shit and what happened."
>>1371636Nomad finds that the dumpster is empty.>>1371643>>1371648>>1371650>"The Steel Order armada found you all being torn to shreds under the Nomads, so they formed a rescue mission and took out all the remaining forces. Anything that survived lies in cages now-- save for the Head Scientist. Apparently, she escaped through an underground tunnel going straight into a cavern; we tried sending a squad into there, but they never came back. However, it was a glorious victory for the Steel Order, and the School will soon be open as a free place of learning again, under the rule of Emperor Titanium II."
>>1371631"I....Wait what happened?"
>>1371664>"Yeah, yeah, whatever." Find my stuff.
>>1371664"Hm."Get my stuff and see if they left any loot.
Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1371631Looks over at the prettiest nurse and asks for some health potions that I can pocket for later (speech)> Wha, what happened? I... I can't remember
>>1371664Ko-ma wakes up woozy until she notices her mask is gone.She quickly looks around for something to wear like a mask and unties her Tie and uses it to cover her mouth and nose. She takes off her Glasses and stows them away too.Finally, she ruffles her hair up even more to further distinguish herself.Ko-ma wishes she had more time or a Mirror to work with.She gets up off whatever she was laying on and asks the soldier if they recive any sort of reward and where their stuff is.
>>1371664Caverns you say?> Look over to JackKnow any place where those might lead to?> grab my own stuff, look to steelfagsSo that Jonathan fellow?
>>1371670Also grab my stuff
>>1371687"Oh yeah you. Thanks for the help."
>>1371698>"...When we get out of here, I have a request for you."
>>1371703"Sure I got nothing better to do."
>>1371675"Ya know ko. If you're here and the masked individual is gone... So how was it? Battle I mean."
>>1371706>"You better be a good craftsman."
>>1371713"I'd like to say I'm pretty good. I've made a good few weapons. Swords are my preference though."
>>1371664"Cuntballs"Head back home and have shower
[b]Everybody has gained $793 each![/b][b]Everybody has gained absurd EXP, raising them by four entire levels! Good job![/b]>>1371667Jack goes to look in some of the crates...>Everybody's Shit - It's too long to write, but all the shit you guys had is here. Feel free to re-equip your items.>MP5 (3) - A classic SMG, firing four bullets per turn.>AK-47 (2) - The traditional Russian assault rifle, firing three bullets per turn.>M60 - Lock and load. Fires five bullets per turn.>[Minigun] - A legendary boss weapon, only held by the strongest marksmen known to man. Fires 15 bullets per turn.>Medal of Honor (Steel Order) (7) - A significant item, detailing a great deed done by a player. You may only have one in your inventory.>>1371669Azkeroth finds the same shit.>>1371670>>1371689Dirk equips his stuff again, finding that all the nurses are male. One of them answers.>"Here's something to drink later. You were saved by the glorious Order."Dirk has received a Potion of Health.>>1371675>"Look in the crates, ma'am."Ko-ma looks like a mummy from blankets wrapped around her head.>>1371677>"The leader of the Nomads will be executed at 'The Pit' for anybody who chooses to watch. It should be starting soon, but I digress.">>1371738N0maD grabs her stuff and goes home.
>>1372008> gib MinigunJoink
>>1372008Head to school and study psychology
>>1372008Ko-ma removes her shitty disguise. It isn't fooling anyone.She thanks the Soldier and goes over to grab her stuff, the Medal of Honor, and an AK-47.She is mostly getting a gun due to how dangerous the world seems to have gotten, and because it is the one the stands out most to her. Because she has no idea what any of the others do. Yay, meme gun.
>>1372058Ko-ma also gives Jack his IMI Gaili MAR back. She'd feel guilty if she kept it.
>>1372008Re equip my items, take ak47 and medal of honor. Go watch jonathan's execution at the pit just in case something happened.
>>1372008Thank the order!> head and study History(Currently at A- freshman)
>>1372008I'll take the M60 and medal of honor.Then I'll head to the lunchroom/market
>>1372008Also take an mp5 with any ammo if there is any. Plus a Medal of Honor Instead of study, go to the pit and watch the executions.
>>1372008>>1372058>>1372073Ko-ma goes home to rest and maybe check if Ko is there on the side. She doubt she is there though with so much going on and Ko-ma just wants to sleep after all this.
>>1372128> give jack the m60 I borrowed back
>>1372008Dakada takes the minigun
Rolled 5, 3, 1 = 9 (3d10)>>1372008Grab a medal of honor before going over to the RLD for enemies to fight.
>>1372008>>1372239Guess take the minigun or something
>>1372008Also take an MP-5
>>1372008> Hand over Jack the minigunAlso, claim the rest of the weapons and a medal; Then head over to the execution. > > Request to talk to Jonathan one last time, since this I need to ask them stuff.I deserve answers from them.
>>1372008Stop sitting around and try opening the door once more.
>>1372332If aleera is talking to the executionees go get history study done
>>1372031Aleera takes the Minigun.>>1372035N0maD does some mind shit.(Psychology, 1/4 until C+)>>1372058>>1372073>>1372132Ko-ma grabs all of her shit, thanks everybody, and goes home to take a well-earned nap.>>1372075Batta also takes some items and goes to The Pit. Here, he finds people throwing whatever they can find at a severely beaten and bloody Johnathan. In the center of the arena, a bathtub stands, filled to the brim with twenty Potions of Poison. You find that they're going to literally submerge the kid in acid for his crimes.>>1372077Dirk decides to study.(F. History, 1/2 until A)>>1372109Azkeroth grabs some stuff and heads to the brand new, rebuilt Market, where kids are sitting down and eating together instead of in respective corners.>>1372128>>1372182That happens too.>>1372192Dakada takes the Minigun from Aleera.>>1372239>>1372249Jack snatches the Minigun and finds several things. For one, Schist and his Lamborghini are parked right outside of the School. Then, the Red Light District is actually closed off. Finally, there's a giant fucking demon using a building as a fleshlight.Oooooookay, where should we start?>>1372252:ok_hand:>>1372332Aleera grabs some junk and goes to the execution, finding the same thing Batta did. She is denied the request to talk to the traitor.>>1372627Glimmer finds that, well, the Nomads have abandoned post, and nobody is here. Nobody at all. Just you, a barred off window, and a locked cage. Shit.
>>1372994>"...." Walk over to Schist. >"May I ask why there is a giant demon roaming around the place."
>>1372994Buy 10 units of beef5 units of raspberry jam/preserves4 units of cheese6 units of dough4 units of cream4 units of cocoa powderand 2 units of mushrooms1 unit of potato sauce1 unit of salami
Rolled 11 + 46 (1d20 + 46)>>1372994Ko-ma does lewd things in her house.
>>1372994Bang my head against the wall, cage, whatever
>>1373029Nevermind just go free glam I guess
>>1373006>"Quints. Basically, there's this guy named Patrick who does nothing but point at-- look, it's a long story, let's just leave it at 'fuck if I know'."Schist literally lies back and kicks open the passenger door.>"Hop in, I need to talk to you.">>1373013Dirk continues...>Freshman History Grade: A>>1373029>>1373130>>1373083Azkeroth goes into the Female Holding Area, finding Glom and a few other small slaves locked in here, crying and begging to do anything to escape. You know, if you really wanted, you could have quite a bit of fun here...otherwise, a lever lies at the end of the hall.>>1373059Ko-ma lines the Dragon Dildo up and th--https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bea9aFBGuwQ
>>1373169>"I mean, sure." Hop in, I guess.
>>1373169After cleaning up. Ko-ma makes herself another mask and runs off to the school to go bully the bullies.
>>1373169>"Hi my names azkeroth and you're all free!"Free these poor women and check out for a male holding area.More people might need help.
>>1373169Study about WW2
>>1373169"OH FINALLY! THANKS! God dammit that took longer than expected."Get up and follow Azkeroth
Rolled 3, 3, 5 = 11 (3d10)>>1373169>>1373191
>>1373169Continue studying"I wish I had friends."
>>1373219Dirk goes for the mastery.(History, 1/2 to mastery)>>1373405Nomad studies psychology.(Psychology, 1/4 to B-)>>1373200Az frees all the girls he feels like a better person somehow.When he goes to look for the male holding cells he finds them empty.>>1373236Glam joins az.>>1373322Ko runs into a bully wielding a fire axe!>>1373180Schist turns on the car and pulls out of the parking lot, driving down the road.>"You've been out for the last few days. Shit isn't good. All the surviving Nomads have taken refuge into the outskirts of the Red Light District-- anything worth fighting is preparing for an onslaught with the School. A full scale war is about to go down for the future of the Surface."Jack watches as the demon stomps a random white collar worker, Schist nonchalantly avoiding the hoof stomp.>"You also seem to have pissed off virtually everyone in the grand scheme of things. Freedom City, the Nomads, Molyard's army, and, hell, even the Plane of the Damned has been growing upset from the commotion you caused."The two of you finally make it to a bridge, leading out of the downtown area and somewhere else.>"Now, there are a few ways we could go across this...and, heh, I guess, heh...uh...do you know that kid with the mask?"Jack looks behind him to find none other than a tall guy with a creepy smiling mask-- Blacker Baron?>>"Hello.">"...I don't like this."Schist looks at Jack to do something.==School Hallways==Armed Bully is preparing.
>>1372994"Fucker had it coming. I felt a little bad for him but i guess he's just getting his just desserts."
>>1373485 Just laugh at Schist's face before hopping out of the car. >"Hold my beer, Schist." Walk over to Blacker Baron and greet him with a semi-serious handshake. >"Long time no see, my friend. How have the kids been? Good? Nooooow, what do you want from me and my lovely friend, Schist? We were going to get tea and biscuits." Look at Schist with that "go along with it" look. >"Now, listen, me and my friend want to move across, Black. So if that would be possible of ya to do, that would be neat."
>>1373485Continue studying Psychology
Rolled 9, 7, 1 = 17 (3d10)>>1374397Also look for trouble
Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1373485Ko-ma threatens the bully with the Dildo to try and have them fork over the fire axe and the cash they have in their possession.
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1373485Well great.> go to FREE/SL market (?)Imma got 825 dollars to spare and shall do so accordingly.> buy 27 units of each material needed for Haste-PotionsTry to haggle the price. I DID save the school, after all.Show off the badge if need be.
>>1373485Ask around about jeremy the dark bringer and the necronomicon.And look for hints on where it might be.
>>1373493Batta comments on the situation as the crowd counts to three, and the soldiers simply just chuck him in. There's a half-scream, but it's cut off completely. Welp, he's dead.>>1373507>"...No."Oh. Well, he was nice about it. Jack steps back and stands next to Schist, who seems to be breaking a sweat. You want to ask, but...>"Don't worry about him."...nah, Jack doesn't need to ask. Schist has always been fine before, despite his appearance.>"Could you loan me some money?"Blacker has always been a good friend...how could you say no, really?(Roll to resist.)>>1373520N0maD keeps going...(Psychology, 2/4 until B-)>>1374397>>1374418Dirk is a legend.>Sophomore History Grade: C>>1374914>"...You're kidding, right?">>1375045Aleera, with assistance from the Medal of Honor, manages to get half-price materials, getting 27 Feathers, 27 Carrots, and 27 Bottled Waters.>Aleera has lost $405, and now has $528.>>1375119The women know nothing, but a few of them hug you for your kind heart before leaving to go back to their families.=The School (First Floor)=Armed Bully A just stands there.
>>1376021Continue studying psychology while quietly singing under my breath."I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay. I sleep all night and I work all day..."
Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1376021"It was either this or my bare hands. Give me a break." Ko-ma says sadly, lower the dick only to raise it back to threatening attention."Now fork over the loot. I will not hesitate to use this butt breaker on you."Ko-ma says, cocking the silicon cock as if it were a loaded shotgun.
Rolled 8, 15 + 56 = 79 (2d20 + 56)>>1376021Go help Ko-Ma> Attack the arms holding the fire axe
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1376021Look at him square in the eye. >"Fuck off. My money is mine."
>>1376032N0maD keeps singing...(Psychology, 3/4 until B-)>>1376049>"Oooooka--">>1376064Dirk literally just slashes an arm off of the guy!>"AAAAAA--"Aaaaand he falls to the ground and lands on his own axe.>>1376099Jack, being the good friend he is, lends Oro a total of $684, putting him at $2,734.>"Tha--"=Black Void=Schist springs up and casts Arcane I, creating a powerful explosion to deal 160 damage!(Blacker Baron, ?,???,???/?,???,???)>"THAT'S NOT A NORMAL AURA. WE NEED TO GO, RIGHT NO--"Blacker Baron begins to convulse, his skin tearing at the seams!>"Hehehehe, hahahahahaaaaa, ḨA̡͝A̕͝͡A̢͟A̷H̀̕A̴͘H́͞AH͘A͘͟H̕͢!"The skin and flesh literally burn away, revealing a rapidly appearing giant eyeball!>"C̡om̸pl͠e̴te ̶co̕r͡r̨upt͢i͟on͝ of t͝he̶ s͝oul͞, ͢ba͞b̕ý-̡-̵ ͡Ì st̵i͢ll̕ go͡t͟ it̛!"=The School (First Floor)=You won the battle!Because of background errors, you receive no EXP and no cash-- for your trouble, Ko will be gifted the Fire Axe.
>>1376261Soooo, I guess...Try fighting in the Pit again? Find somewhere to do this carefully, I wouldn't want to be enslaved again.
>>1376261>"....Hey. Giant floating eyeball. You're fucking gay." Just slowly walk over to Schist's car and sit down in it, before kicking my legs onto the dashboard. >"You sound cooler than God, but eh."
>>1376261>>1376278>"Also, you do know I barely knew that guy? The speech meme magic is nice and all, but jeez, if you really wanted some money, would've gave you some. Killing people isn't THAT hard."
>>1376261Well that was a very interesting way for him to go. Thank Ko for their AK-47> Go study math in peace
>>1376261>>1376288Ko-ma stands there dumbfounded at what exactly just happened to her.She pulls out the AK-47 in her possession and throws it to Dirk before leaving to the forest.She mumbles something under her breath and may or may not have been scarred by the incident.Onward to go find some magic!
>>1376275Glimmer goes to the new Pit, where the rules are that she has to give up her weapons and armor and everything before entering. She won't be able to leave a fight once she begins, and they'll always be random feats of strength. Continue?>>1376278>>1376285The One just contemplates your life."W͢h͡o'̡s tḩi͝s̡ ̨g̵ưy̢?"It then looks at Schist."N͜o̡, re͞ally̷, S̛hit͟ţy̢,͡ ͝wh̀o i͜s t͢his ̴gu͘y̴?͝"Schist looks back and forth.>"What do you want?"This huge behemoth of a creature then manages to telepathically levitate Schist-- and chuck him into, um, five, six, se-- seven brick walls in a row.>"Ýour̸ sou͟ls, ͟of ͡c̀ourse! A̶s ̕it ̷tur̵ns ͟out͞, you ͞t͝wơ ̕have̶ been ̷f̷ucki͟n̴g ar̵òu͜n͠d w͘ith̢ ́t̀he sw͢ęe͝t͡ s̸ơúnd o̴f C͝hao͠s,̢ ͜and th̡at jus̨t̡ w̢on't d̷o̴. I ͞w͞as̕ ̵s̶o cl̕o̵sé ͝ţo cons̡u̕mi̵ng th̛é e͘nt̛ìrety̕ ̷o̡f t̶h͞i̵ś run ͟down ci̵t̀ỳ,͠ ànd you ̡had̛ ̶to̡ ̴shit a̸l̢l͝ o͟ver̷ ̶it.̕"Schist manages to get a healing spell in before standing back up.>"Oh, alright. I guess I should just head over and JACK THE KEYS NOW">>1376288Dirk goes to study some math.(F. Math, 1/2 until C+)>>1376296Ko-ma heads to the Forest, seemingly forgetting about Grondor.[b]"You have returned. I am impressed by your fortitude and severe lack of human intelligence."[/b]=Black Void=The One casts Haste III!The One casts Cancel!Jack and Schist cannot use any magic!The One is summoning a monster... (1/2)The One is summoning another monster... (1/2)The One heals himself! (?,???,???/?,???,???)>"Do̕n'̶t̢ ͞make͘ ̡t̕h̵i̢s ̷ány ́ha̸r͠d̴er ̶th͠an i̴t̷ h͢as ͘b̡e̵e͜n͘,̨ g̕uys."=Green Greens Forest - Area II=Grondor slowly pulls out his giant mace.
>>1376372fucking run over to schist and fucking spam the keys yes please tell me the teleport function doesn't have a one person limit.
>>1376372Alright fuck it, let's do this.
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1376372Ko-ma panics."Wait! You can't hit me! I'm wearing Glasses!"She says, waving one of her arms around and the other arm pointing at her glasses.
>>1376372Learn About the Pythagorean theorem
>>1376390Jack tackles Schist, grasping onto the keys for dear life.>"He͝y,́ ̷w͡hat are ̕you.̵.͞.oh no, n͟o̡ no ǸO ̢N͜O̴ N-̧-̕"Suddenly, the two of you land on the floor of Schist's mansion, screams being heard as usual like nothing just happened.>"Shit!"Schist leaps onto his feet, running to his dresser and pulling out lumpsums of money and weapons Jack could only dream of; he pulls out some other stuff he collected too-- a small book with phone numbers, a box of broken watches, some amulets, useless little gizmos. After accumulating what must be a dozen laser weapons in a duffel bag, a suitcase of clothes, and some few hundred thousand dollars, Schist looks at Jack and grabs him by the arms.>"Okay, think for just a second-- did you do anything, anything at all recently, that might have interfered with pure chaos, bloodlust, freedom, et cedera?">>1376391Glimmer fades to black and comes back completely unequipped, standing next to two other random fighters. However, when the doors open, they find themselves face to face with a Giant Fighter!>>1376413[b]"Yes, how dare I forsake the glorious social construct of hitting visually-impaired adolescents."[/b]>>1376493Dirk does just that.>Freshman Math Grade: C+=The Pit=Giant Fighter pounds his chest!Ally A is preparing...Ally B is preparing...
>>1376629Dirk learns about Fractions, Inequalities and Graphs
Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1376629Ko-ma glimmers with a little hope that is not going to get murdered like last time. Getting a little excited even."Does this mean you are not going to kill me and I can ask what is going on with you and her?"Ko-ma asks innocently enough, pointing at Grondor and then the Magical Girl tied up in vines.
>>1376629Continue studying and singing, in which my voice slowly gets louder.
Rolled 3 + 21 (1d20 + 21)>>1376629Just lowkey attempt to One Punch Man the Giant Fighter.
>>1376629>"Wellll, I did kill some guys in the school, but I think they were lawful. I did kill some guys in the RLD, but that's more M's guy stuff. ...I killed some angels, but that more hinders god...." Shrug.
>>1376629Go to the science teacher.Ask him about the dark bringer and the book he wrote summing up his experiences.And show him my cape.
>>1376661Disregard previous post.Go to the Free/SL Market to buy haste potions
Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1377375Oh wait I need to roll to haggle.Go to FREE/SL MarketHey! Wanted to get to you as quickly as I could. I have some wares I would like to sell to you and I'm looking to dabble in alchemy. I was wondering if you could please help a vet out with some prices. It would sure mean a lot.> Show the merchant the Medal of Honor badgeSell> AK-47> .44 Magnum Judge> .44 2x bulletsBuy> Three cauldrons> Buy 27x of each of the ingredients of the haste potions(If I cannot afford this, buy 2 cauldrons and as many of the ingredients as I can purchase)
>>1376629> Walk over to Az.Oi.I need your cauldrons.I'm willing to do anything in exchange for lending them for a short while.
>>1377585>"Ok.">Give her the items>"You just owe me quality time together."
Rolled 20, 2, 14, 14 + 212 = 262 (4d20 + 212)>>1376629Thank you.Just give me a heads-up.> It's time to cook
>>1377696Haste potions that is
>>1377777Oh fucketh, unchecked cinqs.
>>1376714[b]"My power is not of concern to you. Leave this place or challenge my rightful land."[/b]>>1376866>"Right, of course. The One has been constantly corrupting souls to do his dirty work and take over the entirety of the Physical Plane, but thanks to your friends eliminating the Nomads, I guess it would damage the Council's plans, which directly interfere with The One's progress. As for the Angels...holy fuck, Jack, you really know how to piss off literally everybody in ten minutes."An extremely loud roar is heard outside while Schist grabs his baggage.>"Oh, I should mention to you. The One kind of controls the Plane of the Damned and all of it's minions, so this mansion is about to turn into ash if we don't get to safe ground soon. To the warp pad?">>1377152Mr. Brown looks on in slight tire and disappointment.>"Again, I don't know much about all this magic stuff, but I knew Jeremy. He was the top of his class, never stopping for anything, a real go-getter type of guy; eventually, it all caught up to him, and he just crashed and burned under the pressure. Started exploring as a hobby to make up for it, wrote down everything he found, despite nobody being able to understand it."He shakes his head, going back to his computer.>"It's a shame what happened to him and his brother, but I can't help you with anything about Jeremy's little book. Sorry.">>1377696Aleera brews...>Legendary haste potion 1x>Mythical haste potion 2xAnd a bright white potion?>Potion of ???>>1377504>>1376661For reasons Dirk studies science.(Science, 1/2 to C+)>>1376819Glam misses!(Stamina 3/4)>>1376798Nomad creeps everyone out as she learns the secrets of the human mind!>Psychology grade: B->New perk: Mind Games - You know the mind in and out with a stackable +4 to speech rolls.==The Pit==Giant fighter gives glam a solid smack!(Glam 210/225)Ally A decks her one right in the gut!(Glam 205/225)Ally B misses!
>>1379556Suddenly notice everyone is looking at me and go straight back to studying."s-sorry. >.<"
>>1379556Slowly slide over to the warp pad Schist was talking about and spam it's "get the fuck out" feature when Schist is all ready.
>>1379556Ko-ma straightens up and heads out, but not before saying."I was asking about the girl not the power but sure! I'm leaving! Don't have to tell me twice!"Ko-ma head over to the free market to see what sort of prices she can get on food and check what sort of magical trinkets they have if any. Yay! Window shopping!
>>1379556Study atomic bonds
>>1379556>"Do you know anyone that might know more about jeremy? Any friends or at least someone interested in the book too?">"Also if you don't know much about this magic stuff why are you the teacher for a class that taught me how to brew magic potions?"
>>1379556...Well...Off to great science!Bottoms up!> Potion of ???
Rolled 6 + 21 (1d20 + 21)>>1379556Well fuck me sideways, punch Ally A instead
>>1379664>"Very well then. Please do not return; you scare my kin away from their homes and families.">>1379762>"Oh, bud, all of those events were half a decade ago-- even then, after all the stuff that's happened recently, my memory isn't exactly up to par. I'm sorry, but I can't be much help to you. As for the potions, well, I only teach you the basic elemental properties of those. The truth is, health drinks actually work on a form of--"The phone begins to ring.>"Darn. Maybe some other time I can tell you."Mr. Brown goes to his business.>>1379681Dirk studies the strong force and its part in maintaining the structure of atoms.>Science grade:C+>>1379566Give me a sec>>1379563Nomad Lear's social etiquette as she continues to study.(Psychology, 1/4 to B)>>1380404Glam punches Ally A dealing 5 damage!(Stamina 2/4)(Ally A: 45/50)>>1380033Aleera drinks the potion and feels a sudden surge of energy flow through her.(Haste IV actuve)(5 actions for 4 turns)==The Pit==Giant fighter crushes glam dealing 30 damage!Ally A joins in doing 5!And B pops in to do another 5!(Glam: 165/225)
>>1379566As Schist and Jack are traveling back in a veil of blue light, floating in between atoms and reality, the older one turns to the Slayer himself.>"I've been leaving you out of something. I...well, I wanted to wait. Hopefully forever. But I think it's time you knew."Schist takes a quick breath.>"As a Planeswalker, I'm almost tasked to see several, terrible futures. Parallel universes, and I don't mean that as a joke. Entire worlds that are just barely, but not yet born. As such, I'm also tasked with keeping those worlds in a sense of control, so that they never breach a true construct-- everything must remain in a constant flow so that reality must survive entirely. The Planeswalkers call it the Order of All Things, or simply, the Order. However, other beings think differently.">"Some beings theorize that all things must remain under the supervision of something greater, all-knowing, and the strongest among any champion that may challenge such a force. They call this God's Will, or Law.">"Because if this, others may think that reality is tied to completely separate constructs, and that control is simply a ruse to hold things from reaching their potential. They call this the Unbinding of Law, or Chaos, if you will.">"And finally, there is...something else. Nothing, in any realm, plane, or future, is allowed to travel upon this road-- the choice that in order to understand everything, there must be nothing. Although this choice has been forbidden to even comprehend, seeing the consequences.">"Back to my point. The One has devoted himself to the cause of tearing apart the fabric of all rules and control, and I've seen the planes where he has succeeded. Upon such areas, he has gone against unthinkable odds and come out unscathed. However, he must seize all corners of the land before assuring his conquest, which Freedom City's pet project had to do, and failed, and also died."Schist leans up against the edge of the beacon as the two of you appear back on the Physical Plane, gasping for air.>"And THAT is why The One wants to kill you. He won't send all of his forces after you, of course, but the pressure is definitely going to stockpile.">Your difficulty has increased. (3d10+2)
>>1381873Dirk watches Aleera move around like the Flash> HOLY SHIT! That's awesome. Who did you say you were with again? The science club. I've gotta join that!!Join the science club and continue learning science. Maybe about the animal kingdom.
>>1381873>>1381879>"I don't care what that giant eyeball throws at me. I iust want him to fuck off. Now, if I can, I must go. Still have that shopping list, ya know."Try to find this "Azkeroth" character.
>>1381873I mean, just block.
>>1381889>Thumbsup.png>>1381873Ask around the school about Jeremy.Someone has to know something and maybe I'll find a lead.He can't have been forgotten completely.
>>1382001Changing my action to going to the steel order base and asking for a HEROIC QUEST.
>>1381873Ko-ma decides to go hang out with Az
>>1381889Dirk becomes a Science Club member and learns about the web of life as well as the different types of animals that exist in one.(Science, 1,2 to B-)>>1381899Jack enters the lunch room to find Azkeroth.>>1381947Glam blocks(Stamina 3/4)>>1382001>>1382039Az enters the lunch room and after walking around is pointed to two potential people.High Paladin Alex WalthersandGrand Captain Dylen Marcell.>>1382171Nomad continues studying(Psychology, 2/4 to B)>>1382281Ko-ma hangs around az as he searches for his quest.==The Pit==Giant fighter winds up for his blow and misses!But Ally A & B manage to smack around glam a bit dealing a grand total of 5 damage!(Glam: 160/225)
>>1382936Study about CSI crime scenes and blood splatters
>>1382936Check out this dylan guy.Offer my services.
Rolled 10, 10, 20, 5, 12, 2, 3, 14 + 432 = 508 (8d20 + 432)>>1382936HYPE!> Go to market, and make more potions for 2 more turnsAnd then...Proceed.With.Getting.Fit!> 3 turns of fitness!
>>1382936>>1382947Walk over to Azkeroth and place my hand on his shoulder.>"Favor time."
>>1383374Jack chats with az and gets a thing>>1382941Dirk learns about the false parts of crime investigation shows and how proper actual forensics works.>Science grade: B->New perk:Witch Doctor - You will gain +2 in making potions, elixirs, substances like smoothies or alcohol, etc.>>1383313Aleera rolls around at the speed of sound.>4x Legendary haste potions>3x Epic haste potions>1x Mythical haste potion(Exercise 3/6)>>1382947Azkeroth steps into the dark green tent of the Grand Captain.>"Good day to you, sir! I assume you've come for honorable reasons?"Azkeroth offers his help to Dylan.>"Ah, want to help a young guy like me out, I see! Very well then. The Nomad threat, despite our push, remains under our noses. With the Head Scientist and the Beholder completely off the grid, we have no lead to assure our safety. The Steel Order needs all of our men here for now, but you look pretty up to the task. Find any lead at all about the location of Ko or the Beholder, and I'll make it well worth your while.">New Side Quest: Katch Me If You Kan
>>1383594Get one more round of FIT!
Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>1383594Go the market and buy...Six cubes if speech works, five if it does. Put on the jersey to be safe. And the medal.
>>1383615or six if the medal reduces the price.
Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1383594Go to the gun store and greet the shop keep> Hey there I'm Dirk Diggler and I need your help. I really want to help clean up the RLD. Those criminals have gotten away with too much for too long. Dirk shows him his Medal of Honor> I was there for the last stand. We lost some good people (internally thinks "including myself," has a small flash back moment). Now I've decided to dedicate my life to serving those in need and to serve The Holy One. Together we will make a huge difference in this world. Do you think you can help me out with these prices and maybe a better price on my sales?> Sell- AK-47 (never shot)- .44 magnum judge (never shot)- 2x .44 bullets- MP-5 (never shot)Donate 10% of the earnings to the science club via wire transfer. So, I'm also looking for a crossbow. Not just a single shot though. I'm looking for a double shot. If you don't have one do you think you could special order it for me?I would also like to buy the following attachments for it> A flashlight attached at the bottom> A grip> A reflex sightI would also like to buy a stockpile (or 100) bolts for it. Also a gas mask would be nice I'll take one as well if you have one.
>>1383618My speech bonus is plus 12 not plus 2. My bad.
>>1383622Hold off on selling AK to give to Az later instead of the 10%
Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1383594Go to the market and buy 16x of each stuff needed for a haste potion.Also 2 iron cubes.Haggle and flash my medal.
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1383594Attempt to punch Ally A again.
>>1383594Ko-ma just keeps following Az around.
>>1383618Dirk makes $810 off his salesCharles clicks his tongue.>"A dual-shot crossbow will cost a pretty hefty amount. I make my own product, and I need my own profit on top of that. Materials are right here, but...it's going to cost ya, say..."A small moment of silence and math passes.>"About $675, let's say.">>1383615Jack gets 5 iron blocks spending $2500 in the process.>>1384110Ko-ma keeps stalking az.>>1383806Az gets all his stuff spending a total of $1480.>>1383602Aleera gets FIT.>New perk: Mountain of Muscles +4 to all melee rolls.(2/7)>>1384023Glam punches ally A doing another 5 damage!(Stamina 2/4)(Ally A: 40/50)==The Pit==Giant fighter swings at glam and missesAlly A does the sameAlly B actually hits doing 5 damage!(Glam:155/160)
>>1384824Let me just...(Glam:155/225)
>>1384824Ko-ma keeps following Az around.Company is nice.
>>1384824> Thank you I will take that along with the other items I mentioned. I really appreciate it.
Rolled 10, 8, 8 + 2 = 28 (3d10 + 2)>>1384824Quickly fight...enemies in The City?
>>1384824Fuck it, just call quits
>>1384824Buy 10 squares of fabric and 2 circuitry.
>>1384824Become epitome of physical perfection!> get fit, then go to my homeWaiting for you Az.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1385025Take a good look around the classroom while doing this. (perception check)