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>1328301Nomad enjoys their preferred author(English Grade B)>1328583Az keeps it up as well(English grade B)>1328613Dakada studies(History grade C, 1/2 to C+)>>1328134(Note that using two weapons makes you use more stamina)Dirk first attack misses but his second on lands dealing a nice 15 damage (Bully A 5/50) (Dirk's stamina 0/4)>>1328936Worm masters math>Math grade:A+==School Hallways==Bully A swings at dirk and misses!Bully B gives dirk a quick jab to the gut! (Dirk 95/100)Bully C decks him a clean one right in the face! (Dirk 85/100) I'll handle the rest of the battles/actions later
>>1329148Reposting my command from the last updateKo-ma looks on in disbelieve and awkward arousal."Wha-wha-what?"She says while blushing, quickly averting her eyes from the raging boner fuel that could possibly be her original or her clone."Oh, um. I'm here because I got your letter and I wanted to ask you some questions."She says very quickly and spasticly."But, if you are busy. I can back at another time."Ko-ma says as she turns around to face the exit and hide her completely blushing face.
>>1329148Dirk may have bitten off more than he can chew...> Looks meanacingly at the 3 bullies and smiles"You bastards are going down!"> Dirk catches his breath and glares back at Bully A holding a "BRING IT!"> Defensive stance
>>1329148MORE HISTORY MORE HP THEN WE HAVE VENGEANCE!!!!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1329148Does dodge cost stamina? If not I'll try to dodge. If it costs stamina, I'll just defend
>>1329977Holy fuck why can't I roll that on attacks??!
Rolled 9 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>1329148Run over to the gunstore, crashing through the door. >"HEY, SHOPKEEP, I NEED TWO OF EVERY ARMOR YOU HAVE" Put on my jersey of +6 speech as well to try to get the prices of the armors down.
>>1327354Jack runs from the fight! >>1327436Batta tries to JOJO before...well. Someone notices him. Let's just say he's back where Aleera is. >>1327488>>1327503Blacker Baron fails the disarm roll (again) before smashing his weapons into Mary! He deals 70 damage! >>1328134 Yay, Dirk did 15 damage. Neat. (Bully A, 5/50) (Stamina 0/4) >>1328230"No no, just wait."With a few sounds of slipping fabric, Ko goes back to being clothed and mostly clean, save for one specific area."So, what did you need, exactly?" >>1328297Glimmer kinda just...finds a guy in heavy armor and...is that a h- >>1328025Aleera just kinda twitches in a non-lewd fashion >>1328230>"No no, just wait."With a few sounds of slipping fabric, Ko goes back to being clothed and mostly clean, save for one specific area.>"So, what did you need, exactly?" >>1328301 N0maD suddenly goes over to English..? (English, 1/2 until C+) >1328613Dakada studies(History grade C, 1/2 to C+)>>1328134 (Note that using two weapons makes you use more stamina)Dirk first attack misses but his second on lands dealing a nice 15 damage (Bully A 5/50) (Dirk's stamina 0/4)>>1328936 Worm masters math!>Math grade:A+ ==School Hallways==Bully A swings at dirk and misses!Bully B gives dirk a quick jab to the gut! (Dirk 95/100)Bully C decks him a clean one right in the face! (Dirk 85/100) =School, First Floor= Big Boy A prepares an Iron Sledgehammer! [b] Next Turn! [/b] >>1329977Dirk Diggler swooces right out. >>1330308N0maD..studies. (English, C+) >>1330906Charles, instead of saying anything, just points at the armor rack with grace. >Jack Frost loses $5000 dollars, and now has $6,375 dollars
>>1330945Bully A, B, and C couldn't hit the swooce man!
>>1330945>>1329148>Nomad enjoys their preferred author>(English Grade B)Continue studying towards my A grade
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1330945Diggler closes his eyes. Knees weak. Arms are heavy. Really wanting moms spaghetti. > Diggler makes a half ass attempt to slap bully A in the face (roll is for fun), he braces himself for the bully beat down.
>>1330945Ko-ma looks behind her to check if Ko really is clothed before turning around to face her.Ko-ma might have done something stupid if that continued..."Well, I got your letter and came over to ask some questions about our strange situation. Like, why you live in the same house as me and if you or me are a clone."She says, walking over to Ko and looking for a place to sit."I woke up in a Cryotube thing after being in it for 3 weeks. I have no memory of getting in it or even owning a Cryotube! It is pretty cool, but still."Ko-ma says looking a bit sad."I'm confused and a little scared. So much has changed over the span of 3 weeks, Ko."Ko-ma then gets a little mad and scared over saying that."Am I even Ko anymore!?"
>>1330945Actually, Blacker Baron just disarms Big Boy A? No attacks afterwards. =Office? I dunno= Big Boy A smashes Oro to the ground! Ouch. (Blacker Baron, 220/300 | Bleed I) Nomad Guard A fires! He misses Nomad Guard B fires! Batta hates life. (10/150) Nomad Guard C fires! Blacker Baron feels it, I guess. (200/300) Nomad Guard D fires! After that, Batta is kinda...TIED up. Johnathan is a big feggit and just stabs Blacker Baron in the back. Yay. (150/300)
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1331120Try my luck, can i find something useful around me so i can escape or can i wiggle for my gun
Rolled 14 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1331120>Drink a health potion and fire the RPG at Mary. Then raise my shield.
>>1330945Using my final turn of hasteStudy
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1331120> Roll over the floorI'm a rollercoaster! Meow!As you can see, gentelman, and a genocidal madwoman named MARY, I inviting you to shoot me already.> roll for inspection on Mary
Rolled 14 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>1330945Buy two more of every armor. >SHOPKEEPER, I ONLY NEED YOUR STRONGEST ARMORS
>>1330945STILL STUDYING HISTORY MY DUDE
>>1330945Go help Dirk!Punch at Bully A's dominant arm.(Dirk's Bully A)
>>1332598A friend! Dirk tosses his machetes to Worm to use while he recovers his stamina.
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1332598(this is my roll, with the +1 to melee from the Genius perk)(this turn I have fists, next turn I'll be attacking with Dirk's machetes)
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1330945I roll to block against the bullies
I wake up and a bit late even and decide to eat a small breakfast before going to school, while there I study science.
>>1330945HAHAHAHAHA, no.Find something else.
>>1331017N0maD, supposedly, has finished.>Freshman English Grade: B+>>1331053Dirk misses.>>1331094(This was over 3000 characters long. Please hold.) >>1331176Batta...can't do much. Yeaaah. Pretty tight. >>1331180Blacker Baron fucking BLOCKS. Also, yay, HP bottle! (Blacker Baron, 250/300) >>1331202Study? Study??? STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDY! >English, B+ >>1331328>>1333270Perry Monsoon starts studying science... (Science, 1/2 before C+)>>1331933Bully A is dead! >>1331206Aleera DOESN'T have special eyes >>1331180Blacker Baron fires a rocket as it fucking explodes! Neato! Let's just say there was four less guards than before. (Nomad Guard A, 0/80) (Nomad Guard B, 0/80) (Nomad Guard C, 0/80) (Nomad Guard D, 0/80) (Big Boy, 150/250) (Johnathan, 650/750?) (Mary, ???/????) >>1331258>"Oh, it's you. Back room, second shelf. Try not to genocide any mice you find." >Jack now has $2625 >>1331933>(History, C+) >>1333125Dirk Diggler, after throwing his machetes over to Worm, guards. >>1333584Glimmer tries walking away before realizing that was, um, a bit harder than expected. =School Hallways= Did anyone hear something? Bully A fucking smashes his fist into Dirk! Ouch. (Dirk, 82/100) Bully B attacks Worm! Uh oh! (Worm, 95/100) Bully C smashes his face into Dirk! Jeez.(Dirk, 79/100) =Nurse's Office= Suddenly, the Beholder just flies up and literally thrusts itself into the building, nuking the entirety of the battle. "BITE ZA DUSTO" (:^)) Aleera, Blacker Baron, and Batta wake up in their houses, with the School completely in tact. =School, First Floor= Big Boy A prepares his hammer as he smashes it down onto Glom's....shadow.
Ko starts talking>"Yes, I suppose a lot has changed, but you are still indeed Ko. Both of us are. I suppose I owe you a smaller and bigger explanation.">"To start with us, one of us is a clone. The other is not. The difference-- well, to be quite honest, I'm not sure. The beginning was hazy, but I just kind of woke up one day with another me in existence. Sorry I couldn't help there, but I do know someone who could. I'll write his location down for you, should you want it, but do be careful, he's not really quick with a joke.">"About the change, and the cryotubes, and all that, though...well, there's no way to explain it except for going ALL THE WAY BACK. This is a long pile of exposition, sooo, bear with me."Ko shuffles in the velvet chair.>"Let's start at the de facto beginning. Before all of this, there was nothing like thugs and bullies, and surely nothing close to Freedom City, though the location still existed thanks to the constructs of the Grand Council, an elite group with a history so long, I'm not even going to bother with explaining it. Then, a mysterious being showed up, simply deeming himself The One, to terrorize the world once again.>"However, he had learned this time, over his centuries of existence, that a direct assault on the human race would simply not work. Too innovative, too adaptable, too much intelligence and moral will at once. So, he had learned a different tactic; mental manipulation. The One took time to learn the mindset of some humans, and promising varying degrees of people's wants should they only do a few simple things. No challenge at all for a single human to do-- but he had thousands of people to work with, all doing one small task here and there...I think you may understand how much he had done in such small amounts of time.">"He lead an army under many people, all collectively working without knowing the true result, and eventually corrupted the systems that ran the entire construct; education, security, law enforcement, economy, and the ability of being loyal. As a cherry on top of the cake, he even revealed the old network of cities under the Surface to his followers. It paid off beautifully, and soon, he'll be going after his ever-so-searched, undefined, and impossibly important 'true goal'. Enough about him, though."Ko-ma's counterpart kicks her feet up on the table, showing off more than she probably cared to think about.>"After I woke up and found a sleeping you, I, of course, had to discover everything that was going on by instinct. So I joined the Nomad Project, and in the same moment, the approval of the Freedom City Council. It was a while of being brainwashed accidentally until I found a specific someone-- full package, mind you, a stone-cold smile and one HELL of a fuck-- who showed me what was really going on in the background. Frankly, it's terrifying. Truth is, this place is as normal as normal can get, and I'm willing to stick by it for as long as it takes."
>>1343951>"I'm just going to fly the Beholder into them now."
>>1343946>Drink a haste potion, head to the school, and study ancient history.
Rolled 4, 4, 9 = 17 (3d10)>>1343946>"Goodbye, gunman seller." Slide over to the RLD and look for some quick enemies to ERASE
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1343946Tries to warn Blacker Baron of any incoming attack"Be careful!"
>>1343946Drink an amazing haste potion and keep on moving through english
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1343946Dirk wishes worm luck! > Blocks
>>1343946Dakada Becomes Communist as he STUDIES HISTORY!!!
>>1343946>>1343951Ko-ma kneels down and bows her head down to the ground like in the animes to give thanks.>"Thank you so much for the info, but what about your/my house? I know this One business is important, but that's fucking peanuts compared to me being homeless!">"You should know all too well what the streets are like right now. I could get killed!"
>>1343946I continue to study science
>>1343946WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!Oh wait... that's right!I... followed Ko... then I returned to where the trapdoor was...Oh right! Mary!I need to have a talk with her! A sensible talk containing no violence whatsoever and actually makes sense, without having a longwinded monologue before doing anything I might regret later on!... That was oddly specific.> Eats some food, check my stuffCan't have those nomad people snatch my stuff while... whatever happened in detail back in their base.
Rolled 2, 12 + 1 = 15 (2d20 + 1)>>1343946I guess the "Bully A" is dead was meant for me, not Dakada? Though later on in the post he's attacking Dirk? I'm not sure what's going on.Anyways, burn two stamina attacking Bully B with both of the machetes. That +1 on the roll should apply to each machete, not just one.
>>1345016Also, toss one of the machetes back to Dirk, since I'll only have one stamina next turn.
>>1345020I'm loving the visuals on my mind from this fight. It's like out of a movie tossing weapons back and forth lol
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1343946R u n
>>1343950Nomad reads up on the nameless city. Wait this city doesn't have a name either...(English, 1/2 before A-)>>1343968Blacker reads up on the fall of troy.(Ancient History, 2/4 to B)>>1343985Jack searches for enemies in the RLD and finds...>>1343986Batta yells but wait. Blacker isn't here and he's home.>>1344054Azkeroth burns through school work>English history grade:A->New perk: Novelist - Your language skills are impeccable. You will gain a +3 to all speech rolls, as well as being able to forge basic notes.>>1344304Dakada studies for the glory of mother russia(History, 1/2 to B-)>>1345598Glam escapes!>>1344866Aleera checks her inventory and finds her inventory is fine.>>1344095Dirk blocks>>1344864Perry finally grasps the basics of the scientific method>Science grade:C+>>1345016Worm strikes against the big bullies.(As far as I know you have 1 stamina out of 4 left) and deals 15 damage >>1344855Ko pats Ko-ma on the head.>"Don't you worry about being homeless! You can sleep with me if you need to."Aaaaaand Ko gets a little bit closer.>"In case you ever get 'bored', there's a special little drawer in the bedside table we can go through later~"=School Hallways= Bully B punches Dirk! Youch! (Dirk, 74/100) Bully C punches Worm! Youch again! (Worm, 90/100)Bully B:35/50 HPBully C:50/50 HP=Red Light District= Gangbanger A prepares his H&K MP5! Gangbanger B shows off his AKS-74U! Gang Leader A holds his PPD-40 with pride!
>>1346128Continue studying(Haste is 5/6
Rolled 8, 10 + 56 = 74 (2d20 + 56)>>1345357Heh. Rev up my Laser Sword and Wasteland Knife and fucking SLASH AT GANGBANGER A'S FACE.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1346128Dirk sees an opening!After blocking, he jumps up between the two Thugs and bashes their heads together> Smashes Bully A and B heads together for a chance to stun. Then re-equips the machete Worm tossed back to him
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1346128Ko-ma furiously scoots away from Ko.Her face turning more red then anyone could possibly turn red. She looks like she is about to blow a fuse as she covers her face with her hands again.>"Ok then! We can do that later or something. If you are not too busy with your job and everything, I wanted to ask if you wanted to go exercise at the gym with me."Ko-ma says to Ko with a bit of a stammer.>"I've been looking to go out and move around after being frozen for 3 weeks. If you can't already tell from my clothes."Ko-ma says as if to draw attention towards her Sportwear.A completely cosmetic outfit of a Sports Bra and Shorts and completed with several sweatbands on her wrists and one on her head.
>>1346128Go ahead and check out the Pit Arena thing.
>>1346128Marx, guide my hand as I STUDY MORE HISTORY
>>1346136Azkeroth is nearing a threshold...>English grade: A>>1346142Blacker studies the history of egypt.>Ancient history grade:B>>1346145Jack revs it up dealing 65 damage!>>1346151Dirk knocks some heads together dealing 5 damage to each of them!>>1346196Ko sits back down in her more or less throne.>"Nah, they can't exactly see two of the same girl walking out. Besides, I have a few more projects to work on, so you'd best be headed out to explore anyhow. Come back anytime!"Ko-ma leaves the room as such as the door to the office closes and locks with a hiss. Wow, that was actually quite nice-- oh god damn it>Panties removed from inventory.>>1346272Glimmer goes to The Pit, suddenly finding that it's changed quite a bit. For one, the entire area has changed, as the round staircase was replaced for a curved one, leading to a half-circle outdoor theater platform staging a Big Boy against three young students in handcuffs and chains. Other people are cheering in the steps-turned-seats, popcorn virtually flying everywhere when one participant falls. On the other side, people dressed in expensive dresses and suits watch in a blocked off wooden seating room. A banner is the only hint of why the change exists;>The Nomad Trials - Join Today!
>>1346407Dakka studies! >History Grade: B-
>>1346407Let me get you>History grade:B->New perk:Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.
>>1346448Cross the threshold(Study history)(Haste 4/6)
>>1346448=School Hallway= Bully B punches Dirk! Jeez. (Dirk, 69/100) Bully C plain old misses. =Red Light District= Gangbanger A unleashes his bullets into Jack! (Jack, 96/225)Gangbanger B makes dog food out of Jack! (Jack, 74/225)Gang Leader A keeps tearing into Jack! (Jack, 47/225 | Low HP!) Gangbanger A: 115/180 Gangbanger B: 180/180 Gangleader A: 200/200 Bully B: 30/50 Bully C: 45/50
>>1346448>Continue studying ancient history.
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1346448Dirk chops at bully B's left leg!
>>1346448BOOK FACE, MORE HISTORY KNOWLEDGE
Rolled 4, 19, 4, 20 + 28 = 75 (4d20 + 28)>>1346448>"RUSH IN, B!" Command Frank and Sylive to hop out while trying to disarm Gangbanger A! Frank guards Sylive Sylive pewpews at Gangbanger A with the revolver and glock 18.
>>1346448Well fuck it, sign up for the Pit Trials
>>1346460Shit I mean english
>>1346459Nomad learns a thing or two about writing>English grade: A->New perk: Novelist - Your language skills are impeccable. You will gain a +3 to all speech rolls, as well as being able to forge basic notes.>>1346462Blacker continues studying(Ancient history, 2/4 to B+)>>1346466Dirk misses>>1346588Azkeroth breaks his limit..[Sophomore]Mega Perk | True Neutral (0/0)This perk removes all the studying perks when you were a Freshman, and replaces/promotes them all like so:(History) This perk will increase your health by another multiplier (x2 to x3, x4 to x5, etc.)(Science) This perk will give a +6 to Alchemy and a +4 to Crafting; these rolls will stack with any future perks.(English) This perk will give a +5 to Speech, as well as being able to forge more advanced notes, like contracts and permission slips.(Mathematics) This perk evens out a solid +4 to Ranged/Melee attacks.This perk will make you older by a year, giving you a thin mustache/beard and increasing background features.This perk will stack with any other perk that isn't in the Freshman category.>>1346467wew lad calm down(History, 1/2 to B)=School Hallways= Bully B misses. Yay. Bully C misses. Wow. >>1346571The nomads chain her up and throw her in a cell.Wait did she?Did she just get enslaved?=Red Light District= Gangbanger A punches(?) Jack? (Jack, 40/225) Gangbanger B unloads into Frank! Yay? (Frank, ???/???) Gang Leader A unleashes true firepower! I guess. (Jack, 20/225)
>>1346490I disarmed Gangbanger A, Frank guards Sylive, Sylive deals 50 damage to Gangbanger A >>1346630...(1/2 until C+?)
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1346664I don't know what the hell just happened. All three of us missed. Was there an earthquake or something??> Attempts another go at B's legs
>>1346691Yup must be a fucking earthquake REEEEE
>>1346664"..."...>...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UxgPCixc4U >mfwUh. Just. Just fucking kill myself. No really, just kill the fuck out of myself.
Rolled 11, 3, 16, 8 + 28 = 66 (4d20 + 28)>>1346664Disarm. Gangbanger. B. Frank can grab the gun Gangbanger A had and unloads it into Gangbanger A. Sylive can fire into Gangbanger A.
>>1346700NEVER MIND! I JUST RESPAWN BACK IN THIS SHITHOLE!Just lay down and hate myself.
Rolled 3 + 23 (1d20 + 23)>>1346671Begin construction of twin swordsMaterial cost1x Block of iron1x Bar of gold>Design1 single edged sword with a simple cleaver design.It'll take 2/3 of the iron and gold it shall not be larger than it's other half but more tightly packed and heavier to compensate giving it additional weight to help against armored foes it shall have a receiving slot almost as if it connects to somethingThe other one shall take 1/3 of the iron and gold. It shall a barbed/toothy design for cutting and tearing as well as lightweight to help swing it faster. It shall have a sending slot almost as if it connects to something
>>1346664Continue studying I guess
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)Attack Bully B with machete.
>>1346664One more history lesson before blam time
>>1346810 Nomad goes for an A! (English, 1/2 to A) >>1346671 Blacker Baron learns a thing or two about the Babylonians.>Ancient History: B+ >>1346704 Jack disarms Gangbanger B! Frank misses! Sylive deals 20 damage to Gangbanger A! >>1346691 Dirk misses. Completely. Like, wow, what the fuck? >>1346716 Glam has a small pity party. Yeah. >>1346732>Forsaken Twinblade - Crafted peculiarly well, these icons of destruction are truly a force to be reckoned with. The northern, thicker blade deals a whopping 65 damage, penetrating through armor on Critical Hits, but uses 2 Stamina regardless of result. The southern, more linear blade deals 40 damage, able to slash twice on Critical Hits, but forces you to guard the turn after on a crit. While equipping this, Dodging and Fleeing rolls will have a -4>>1346952>History: B>>1346929Worm attacks Bully B! Ouch! (Bully B, 15/50)=School Hallways= Bully B punches Dirk! Bully C punches Dirk! (Dirk, 59/100) =Red Light District= Gangbanger A misses Gangbanger B punches Sylive! Ouch. Gang Leader A fires into Sylive! OUCH. (Sylive, 5/40 || Low HP!)
>>1346967Guard/block/whatever to recover stamina.
Rolled 8, 13, 17, 15 + 28 = 81 (4d20 + 28)>>1346952Disarm. Gang. Leader. A. Frank can grab the gun I disarmed from Gang Leader A before guarding Sylive. Sylive can pew pew at Gangbanger A from cover.
Rolled 13, 2, 7, 2, 2, 20, 19, 16 + 208 = 289 (8d20 + 208)>>1346967Haste (2/6)Brew 4 poison potions and 4 healing ones
>>1346967Finish studying Paulo Cohero
>>1346967Do literally nothing for 50 turns or so, I seem to be quite experienced in that.
>>1346967I wake up in class, hopefully nobody noticed I was asleep, I start to study again.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1346967"POP POP OPEN UP THE DOOR" To the school doors and blam bully B
Rolled 1 (1d2)>>1346967Ko-ma is incapable of turning anymore red once she realizes that she is suddenly going commando. One can only grow so flush.Ko-ma decides to flip a coin to make her next choice. 1 she goes home, 2 she goes to the gym. She flips the coin.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1346967Yells erratically. It was my plan to miss all along...Jesus H Christ these bullies should kill me already.> Takes another stab at bully b
>>1347265>>1347267My HERO.. wait what
>>1346967Oh good...Now, what was there left to do...Seeing Mary seems kinda... wrong right now....Ah right, checking up on Ko's home.They invited me to do whatever there, after all!> Head to Ko's
>>1347937Actually...No, I got something else I should do now...> Find a pen to write a little something on one of my many papers> Put my signature at the end of it> After I'm done with that, walk over to Az and hand them the paper
>>1347979"Mhm."Take the paper and read it.
>>1347992> Fidget around a bitSo? What do you say?
>>1347994if you are serious about this then uh.Go study history or just do whatever.I'll write up something more official.
>>1348003Umm...You sure?I'd rather stick around with your right now.I don't want you to do any... silly stuff with my signature, you know?> giggle lick a fucking 14 old would giggle, give Az a wink
>>1348014......"Aleera....Go study right now or I will show you why."
Rolled 3 + 15 (1d20 + 15)>>1348016...Oh? Is that a threat?> raise up gauntletsMake me.SPARRING MATCH INITIATED!> Once Az is finished with brewing, go for a grab with one gauntlet
>>1346967 Continue math
>>1346981Worm blocks(+1 to stamina)>>1347009Jack disarms Gand Leader AFrank grabs his new toy and guards the smol grillSylvie pew pews away dealing 20 damage.(Gangbanger A 65/180)>>1347040He brews.>Amazing potion of poison x2>Great potion of poison x2>Great potion of health >Increadible potion of health x3>>1347042Nomad enjoys a good read.>English grade:A>>1347051Blacker is about to reach something(Ancicient history, 2/4 to A->>1347107Glam goes back to her roots.>>1347169Perry wipes the drool of his face and get's back to work(Science, 1/2 to B-)>>1347265Dakada bursts in blowing bully B away!>>1347273Ko-ma joins the go home club.>>1347412Dirk...Misses...Again...>>1348067Batta gets mathematical>Math grade:C+>>1348017You're gonna have to hold yourself madame=School Hallways= Bully C misses =Red Light District= Gangbanger A punches Jack in the face! It was...a bad time for him. (Jack, 17/225) Gangbanger B punches Frank! I mean, it DID damage but come on. (Frank, ???/???) Gang Leader A kicks Jack! It was a kick. (Jack, 14/225)
>>1348199Continue studying like the good little loli I am.
>>1348199Ko-ma enters her house and looks for a pair of underwear and that Box Ko mentioned earlier.The one that was next to the bed.
Rolled 20, 17, 15, 3 + 26 = 81 (4d20 + 26)>>1348199Pull out the fire axe and chop off Gangbanger B's left leg. Frank keeps guarding Sylive. Sylive pew pews at Gangbanger A.
Rolled 10, 9, 7, 3 + 80 = 109 (4d20 + 80)>>1348199Now the fight begins.>"Forsaken Twinblade Northern edge configuration. Quadruple strike."End this fight in one go
>>1348199Welp. I guess do some push ups.Because clearly nothing is happening any time soon.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1348241To be honest? I didn't not expect THIS paintrain!> roll for dodge
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1348199Dirk, clearly not wanting to kill anything today, throws up a block hoping to survive this whole ordeal. > blocking
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1348199Hack at Bully C's right arm.
>>1348199>Continue studying ancient history.
>>1348241>>1348247Az tears into aleera! After the attack ends aleera rolls...Right into the tip of the golden blade.GG(Azkeroth stamina 0/4)Aleera>You have diedYou wake up in your house>>1348211You find uh..well...Nice find I guess>Cum Tube - This was completely unnescessary. Has four uses, stuns enemies for two turns regardless of roll.>Dragon Dildo - Jesus fucking Christ, how much anal capacity can one teenager have? Deals 15 damage and double on crits.>>1348244Glam starts to get prison /fit/(1/5)>>1348271Blacker studies>Ancient history grade:A-(Haste 3/4)>>1348260Worm hacks at bully C's arm dealing a dependable 15 damage and disabling his right arm.>>1348254Dirk blocks.>>1348204Nomad keeps going(English, 1/2 to mastery)>>1348203Batta keeps going.(Math, 1/2 to B-)=School Hallways= Bully C punches Worm! Ouch? (Worm, 85/100) (Bully HP:30/50)=Red Light District= Gangbanger A punches Frank! He just shrugs. (Frank, ???/???) Gang Leader A throws a punch at Jack! Ouch! (Jack, 11/225)(Gangbanger A: 55/180) (Gangbanger B: 180/180)(Gang Leader A: 200/200)
>>1348224Jack Frost, um, let's just say the leg he chopped off the Gangbanger flew into his inv. >Leg: What the fuck. Frank keeps guarding. Sylive did some damage! Yay!
>>1348449...FUCK!...Now what?Az is kinda...Mary......I guess Ko it is.> RUN over to Ko's place.
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1348449Hack at Bully C's left arm.
>>1348453And fuck my trip alright.
Rolled 6, 8, 9, 7 + 26 = 56 (4d20 + 26)>>1348449Chop off Gang Leader A's left arm. Frank...keep guarding Sylive. Sylive pew pews at Gangbanger A's face.
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1348449Dirk also presses the attack on Bully c's left arm> Taste my machete scum!!
>>1348449Study like the little 215 lbs chest tumor wielding grill I am.
>>1348449Ko-ma looks to the dildo and bites her lip so hard it almost bleeds.She has had a long sexually charged day with little release at the behest of her principles. Doesn't she deserve a little fun?Ko-ma looks up from the lewd tool, with some sweat on her face and a bit of heaty wetness in her workout shorts, at the doors and windows and quickly begins locking and closing blinds.
>>1348449keep doing this do do. Push ups, I mean.
Rolled 18 + 120 (1d20 + 120)>>1348453Once there, start brewing haste potions.4 of them.
Rolled 5, 6, 18 = 29 (3d20)>>1348617Forgot the other 3 potions.
>>1348449Drink the incredible haste potion and start studying chemistry
>>1348449I keep from dozing off and finish my my science studies.
>>1348836Perry learns about mixing potions>Science grade:B->New perk: >Witch Doctor - You will gain +2 in making potions, elixirs, substances like smoothies or alcohol, etc.>>1348674Az learns about chemistry>Chemistry grade:C+>>1348617>>1348620Aleera lacks the necessary items for doing that>>1348540Glam keeps working for that prison bod(2/5) >>1348523Ko begins securing her home.I wonder what she's gonna do next.>>1348522Blacker studies math>Math grade:C+(Haste 2/4)>>1348498Nomad becomes the master of (freshman) english!>English grade:A+>>1348483Dirk makes the bully feel (not taste) machete!>>1348477Jack Frost fails the chopping roll, but he dealt massive damage! (Gang Leader A, 165/200) Frank guards, looking a bit fidgety. Sylive pew pews at the Gangbanger! Youch. (Gang Banger A, 45/180)=School Hallway= Bully C kicks Dirk! Yay! (Dirk, 54/100)Bully C bleeds out! (HP, 10/50)=Red Light District= Gangbanger A fucking punches Frank in the face! Yeah. (Frank, 540/800) Gang Leader A just kinda...misses.
>>1348877Go to History class and study
>>1348877Play this mentally in my head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0T R A I N
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1348877Realized I couldn't attack last turn, so was regenerating stamina.Toss other machete back to Dirk and punch Bully C.
Rolled 18, 17, 3, 15 + 26 = 79 (4d20 + 26)>>1348877Slash at Gang Leader A's left leg. Frank can guard smol girl Smol girl can fire at Gang Banger A for memes and shit.
>>1348877I decide that class is over, for me at least, I go to find Azkeroth, maybe I should learn how to cook with my new knowledge on how to use a bunson burner.
>>1348877Ko-ma takes off her clothes and begins rubbing her naughty bits to get herself up and running completely. She moans softly in a cute manner.Then she uses some of the Lube Tube on her hands and starts applying it to her butt and the Dildo. Stroking the oversized Dragon dick to cover it completely. She doesn't want to go in dry or for it to hurt. It is meant to be enjoyable.Once prepared and properly lubed up. She lowers herself slowly onto the Dildo so it's head touches her small asshole and the fun begins.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1348950
>>1348922>"Oh look it's a newbie."let's see what do I have?1 doughone 4 pack of butter1 carton of eggs
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1348877I don't know what stamina I'm at OP,If I have one left knock out that mofo with an uppercut!! If not block!
>>1349007He got knocked the fuck out
>>1348998Thanks, pal.I think it might be time to go to the cafeteria to try to bake something, bread sounds ok.
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1349059I also make a roll for cooking the breadstuffs.
>>1348882Nomad goes to study history(History,1/2 to C+)>>1348883Blacker makes the grade>Math grade:B->New perk: >Egghead - You will gain +2 ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.>>1348893Glam holds out for a hero(3/5)>>1348894Worm punches the bully dealing a nice 5 damage.>>1349007And dirk follows up with an uppercut knocking him out.>>1348923Azk studies>Chemistry grade:B->New perk: It's Time to Cook, Jesse - With your insane power in brewing, all your alchemical needs will have a moderately overpowered +7>>1348898Jack gears up to tear through the gangbangers when THWACK Huh.Blue-green grass?A cobblestone path?Damnit is he in the ethereal plane again?>>1349059Perry takes the gift and head to the cafeteria.>>1348950As ko enjoys her new toy and the fun starts to begin....>>1348888Bateman descends bringing forth great tidingsHe gifts you 4 incredible haste potions. After he leaves you find you aren't in the same area as you were before.You're with ko looking her as she.... Oh ==School Hallways==Dirk and Worm get 501 EXP each as well as $22 each.
>>1349180Continue studying medieval history.
>>1349180HE'S GOTTA BE STRONG AND HE'S GOTTA BE FASTtrain!
>>1349180Start studying History (currently at C)
>>1349180"Ah, god damnit." Go to the building that I remember and enter it. What else am I supposed to do?
>>1349180Wipes his brow and thanks worm for the help!> Diggler gets back his other machete from worm and heals at home
>>1349180Go study sophomore science
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1349180Ko-ma huffs a little as she takes what little she can before turning her head to see Aleera.Here eyes open wide and her expression of lust drains from her face into one of surprise and terror."Aleera!?"
Across town and slumping over his history book, Worm stiffens slightly, flushes, sweats a bit, and coughs - though he has no idea why. He shrugs it off and continues reading.
>>1349273Hunched over a book a wave of embarrassment flows over az then confusion, then resignation
>>1349180> starring fot a few secondsSo umm...> clearing out throatThat looks kinda... umm...> looking awayY-you seem kinda... busy? I guess?> move hand to backside of the neckI just> clearing throat out again, shifting gazeSo... about that thing in the nomad...> peak for a quick second, then look downHow d-did things...> start fidgeting aroundI just came in to... inform you...> start sweatingB-but I'll just...W-well...> walk over to the doorI'll be waiting downstairs then...> quick glanz over to Ko, blush for a bit, look away againYou look... pretty fine.> give a thumbs up, move to open door, and hopefully escape from this "embarrasing situation"
>>1349273=Freedom City Strip Club=Schist looks up from his "lapdance" that he totally didn't turn into a threesome in the back room.>"Something, somewhere, is horribly, horribly wrong."Strippers A and B look up.>>"Should we stop, sir?"Schist lifts a finger and casts Levitation I! Stripper A's head goes back to sucking!>"Nah, someone else will probably fix it."
>>1349345> check on Ko again, just for a moment, that thing looked rather dangerous
>>1349187And he's gotta be fresh from the fight!(4/5)>>1349183Nomad takes a deep look into the inner workings of the feudal system>History grade:C+>>1349205Worm starts learning about the past(History, 1/2 to C+)>>1349239Dirk heads back home and takes a breather(Health and stamina have been returned to full)>>1349248Azk studies moar>Science sophomore grade:B(1/2 to B+)>>1349224As Jack enters the path, he finds two of the statues right up to the door...aren't statues at all. The hoods completely cover any facial features, showing them as purely concealed guards with long, golden spears. They stare at Jack for a full minute before finally lifting the behemoth spears. A voice rings in his head, despite nothing being said out loud..."Enter, child of sin.">>1349273As ko stumbles her foot slips and she falls...RightOnTop of itSending the dildo right up even going to the knot.And well.You might want to give the floor a good mopping later. Stun II applied. Duuration:4 turnsBleed Nulla applied. Duration:Indefinite >>1349345After witnessing this display aleera exits. Standing right outside the door>>1349399And then decides to go back in anyways
>>1349408>"Yeah, yeah." Enter the fancy ass building.
>>1349408Dirk heads to class to study history> currently at a B+
>>1349408Worm feels this persistent nagging feeling like he's missing something unbelievable somewhere else, like he should be out there in the world somewhere seeing something incomprehensible and entirely rare.He dismisses these thoughts as idle hormone-induced fantasies and returns to his studies...a man must learn from the past, not become enamored by the present.(Studying History)
>>1349408>"I hope aleera isn't getting into trouble."Continue studying science
>>1349408Ko-ma goes into a complete moaning wreck.She cums all over the floor once or twice as lube Oozes out with a slight tinge of blood from her penetrated hole.The floors a complete mess as Ko-ma sits back, completely lost in afterglow, dildo hiltted in her slutty ass.
>>1349408Continue studying anchient history
>>1349465shit wrong name
Rolled 19 + 13 (1d20 + 13)>>1349408SHIT! FUCK!UMM... OK.FUCK!> fucking RUSH overY-y-your, ok, right?!J-just hold on!Oh fuck!> take a firm hold of this... weaponized piece of siliconOK, now just...!> pull it out, not to rough, take your time, but not weakly eitherStay with me, ok? Stay! With me!
>>1349428Dirk becomes a history buff(History, 1/2 to A-)>>1349435I know right? What are the odds amazingly lewd stuff is happening right now?>History grade:C+>>1349451Azk studies>Science sophomore grade:A->New perk: The Cake is a Lie - Your potionmaking is borderline necromancy. You have a +5 to all brewing, and all of your crafts will be of a higher quality. >>1349456Just...Just...L-Lewd...>>1349465>>1349468Nomad finds for some reason that the books don't go far back into ancient history. She still studies history though(History, 1/2 to B-)>>1349733Lines and trajectories fill batta's vision as he studies!>Math grade:B->New perk: Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.>>1349633Aleera grabs the deeply entrenched weapon and pulls it out!
>>1349870Continue studying the history of the renaissance.
Rolled 8, 9, 7 = 24 (3d10)>>1349870Find some enemies at school
>>1349424As Jack enters, he finds nothing but a two-dimensional arch, suddenly activating with a blinding glow and filling the room with smoke... seconds after, four more flat, impossible screens show up, with the pattern of rapid television static.>"Jack Frost. You have come, at long awaited last, to the brink of destruction, and at the hands of God himself. Your body has been torn by the spirit of Frank-- your own teammate. Reckless and without a care, you stand to protect your soul. Tell thy why you must live further."
>>1349870I NEED A HERO!AAAAAAAAAA TRAIN!
>>1349870A sudden, sharp whisper of disembodied sensory feedback surges up into Worm's conscious mind, a brief inexplicable glimpse or sense of some indistinct but extremely intimate and exotic scene. The pages before his eyes blur momentarily. He bristles uncomfortably, takes a deep breath in, and very nearly vocalizes an inappropriate sighing groan, changing it in his throat to a slightly loud, but otherwise inauspicious "Hmmmm."A second ineffable impression meanders up his spine, an external yet untraceable echo of arousal and pronounced vulnerability, setting off that old, usually dormant tic in his left eyelid.Breathe in, out.In, out.In...and...out.Clear throat, softly. Focus.History. Learning history. Yes, yes. History.
>>1349870Study about the future Great Wall of trump> history
>>1349875Oh fuck... you need back up?
>>1349870Go home and sleep
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1349870> find something to write with, this golden pen should work> create a note informing Ko of me being downstairs> also write down that, if they need some some affection, they just need to ask meOk...> head downstairs and check the contents of the fridgeIf this is Ko's house, there should be more than just food stuff.In case that's not the case... well, I can always make some Sp-ude-apeño sandwiches.
>>1349877>>1349870Look at the screens with a dead cold stare. Sigh quietly to myself before speaking. >"You want to know why I must live further? You must know why? Fine. I'll spill the beans, I'll speak, I'll give you a god damn filibuster, my friend, my winged angel! I must live because I am doing good. I am helping people, I am being a good man! Sin? Sin is not what I do, sin is just your way of forcing your ideals onto me! I must live because I kill the people who ruin this world, the people who try to burn the city, the PEOPLE who enslave kids for work! The world I came from was filthy, disgusting, violent. Have you ever heard of the phrase "Fight fire with fire", friend? That's what I'm doing. It's no different from angels attacking demons or angels judging humans, like what's happening now. It's just on a smaller scale, you see. Now, I don't expect you to listen to my reasoning, that much is for certain. All I want to tell you is my order is breaking down the filth that live in this city, the unclean ones! The gangbangers, gang leaders, Schist (though he's later), those fucking Nomads or whatever they are, etc! Want to know why I need to live? Because if I didn't need to, you and your creator would've smithed me a long time ago. I'm crucial to part of your plan and I know it. Order is something I give, something I create. It may not be the order you want, but hey, I'm doing good." Take a small death breath. >"But whatever, am I right? Order, Chaos, whatever. I'm just doing what I think it's right. I'm no different from you. You try leading people down your path, I try doing my own path. That's the beauty of this all. Whatever." Walk around the small room, trying to word myself carefully. >"Truly, I may be a child of sin or whatever you have called me. I may be that. Really, humans in my world ARE sin, and that's why I take care of them. But I'm getting off track, you see, dear Judgement." Laugh to myself. >"So, Mr. Judgement, let me just repeat myself one last time. I must live further because I am doing what I think is right, what is good, what is justice. It's not what you call Order, Good, or Justice, but hey, at least I'm trying! I'm trying to do what I feel is right! Is that so bad? So, Mr. Judgement, tell me if I deserve to live or not. I don't have all time, unlike you, since I'm just a filthy child of sin, right? Let's just get to the final point before you truly decide."
>>1350257>"Tell me, dear Angel, what do you think is the right way? What is the "correct" way? From what I see it, my way is the best simply because it removes the pests destroying the world. I deal with the problems you fail to notice. I deal with people who are EVIL. I may be evil by endless slaughtering them, but you are no better! You would just make them stand down, lick your boots, and make them praise your God! Order is not about worshiping those in absolute power, Order is about trying to keep the laws of decency in check! Unlike YOU, my dear angel, I'm taking Order in a way that isn't fucking Dogmatic! Order should help everyone, not just the ones who fucking dribble their cum all over the floor, begging for mercy! Your order is more sinful than mine, because I at least don't force people to become dogmatic slaves to an oppressive god! I make the laws to protect the people, not to further your plans of pure control and power! I have my limits, I am better, I know when to stop! You don't. You angels are disgusting.">"So, what do you have to say to that, Angel? I'm fucking waiting!"Stand there, with my arms crossed, waiting for Mr. Judge to answer.
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1349870After taking quite a while admiring the cookware avaliable in the cafeteria, I finally come to and decide to make some bread with my dough
>>1349870Study all the maths
>>1349873Nomad studies on the art and culture of the Renaissance.>History grade:B->New perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.>>1349875Batta searches for enemies and finds two thugs>>1349884Glam becomes her own hero>New perk: >Mountain of Muscles - Your fit gains have grown to be stronger than most could think, with a +2 to all melee rolls.>>1349897Ko wallows in her own creation as pleasure flows through her>>1349938Ah history. Sweet sweet history.(History, 1/2 to B-)>>1349942Dirk studies the great wall and how it was torn down by the Mexican Mongolians.>New grade:A->New perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down.>>1349964Azkeroth naps.(Stats restored)>>1350002Aleera makes an (edible?) sandwich.>>1350204Blacker continues staring at straight lines>Math grade: B>>1350863Dakada studies(Math, 1/2 to B)>>1350257>>1350259Jack finds that unfamiliar pictures slowly fade in as he continues his speech, rotating one by one in front of the smoky arch, until finally--"Silence. Your tongue is riddled with nothing but malice."Five seconds pass. Then ten. Then thirty. Suddenly, the pictures move back to their stationary position."We do not judge you by this miserable avatar of a world. It means as little to us as text on a screen. You misunderstand what your soul truly is; it is the recollection of all forms of you, in all universes, in the past..."Frames of an elevator and a strange snowman lift forwards."...the present..."Then, the frame of a...cheese-related symbol?"...and the future..."Afterwards, a familiar brown eye does the same as the other pictures."...and it appears that, despite years of evolution, you, Jack Frost, have never faltered from your constant aggressiveness. You are a flawed peice in a puzzle forgotten before you appeared in this universe, and your choice to rebirth it only proves your uselessness. You have proven yourself out of our favor."Jack, with no consistent idea to what's actually happening, slowly feels himself regain his inventory from the Physical Plane...save for the keys to Schist's Mansion, which fall right outside of the column."Die, child of sin."==School Hallway==Bully A prepares!Thug A pulls out a...wasteland knife?=Ethereal Plane=Angels A and B slowly turn, stepping inside the hall to block the exit, spears raised in an 'X' formation.
>>1351976Continue studying the history of the Industrial era
Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1351976Shoot Thug A's weapon hand
>>1351976Got damn mongorrians> Go help Batta with his fight. Evaluate enemies for weapons, HP, and weaknesses
>>1351979Thanks>>1351976I'mma go say hi to mary
>>1351976Check out the living room, Ko said something about letters...> search for those.
>>1351976See if I am able to whip out my Machete
Rolled 4 + 28 (1d20 + 28)>>1351976>"Heh. I see. I see." Pull out my fire axe and smash it into Angel A's left arm, if that matters.
>>1351976Ko-ma continues to lay stunned.
>>1352090Acctually, check where the basement is first.They DID say that the "Cryo-pod" was located down there.Priorities.
Rolled 1, 1, 4 + 75 = 81 (3d20 + 75)>>1351976>Head to Batta's fight and kill Thug A.
>>1351989Rolling for evaluation
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1352252
>>1351976Continue studying history, ignoring the mysterious continuing impulse to run around outside breaking into other people's houses and search through them.
>>1351994Actually don't just say hi.Run up and HUG her
>>1353239You know what?I'll just drink a amazing haste potion and study Sophomore science
>>1349873Nomad studies the society and economy during the industrial era(History, 1/2 to B)>>1351983Batta shoots the thugs hand dealing 10 damage!>>1351989Dirk examines the thugThug:80 HPInventory:Wasteland knifeWeakness:There's no real exploitable weakness.>>1353889Az studies>Science grade: A(Haste:5/6)>>1352726Worm studies while ignoring these odd impulses(History, 1/2 B-)>>1352222Aleera checks out the basement.She finds a cryo-pod with a tag saying>Property of the FCCNext to it she finds a glass cylinder filled with a blue transparent liquid with crystal flakes suspended in it.Wait is this what the cryo-tub uses?Cryo-fluid?>>1352113Ko-ma is stunned (You are now free to move after this post)>>1352111Jack hacks into the angel's arm absolutely decimating it with a nice 180 damage!(Angel A:320/500)>>1352227Blacker misses literally every attack. Okay then.>>1352092Glam pulls out her machete....=School Hallway= Bully A punches Batta! Ouch. (Batta, 145/150) Thug A slashes at Batta! Sharp, ain't it? (Batta, 130/150) =Ethereal Plane= Angel A stabs Jack with his mighty spear! Youch. (Jack, 191/225) Angel B misses...somehow?
>>1353938Study some more history.
Rolled 11, 5, 11 + 69 = 96 (3d20 + 69)>>1353938>Shrug and attack Thug A.
Rolled 18, 8 + 1 = 27 (2d20 + 1)>>1353938Attack Thug A's arm that is holding the knife!> Use both machetes
Rolled 4 + 26 (1d20 + 26)>>1353938Swing the axe at the Angel's head and make it FUCKING land.
>>1353999Angel A, of course
>>1353938Ko-ma gets up and takes a shower.
>>1353981OP or Az, that should be a plus 2 not a plus 1. (28 total)
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1353938>Glam pulls out her machete....SLICE AT THE CHAINS BINDING ME TO THE WALL!
>>1353938I knock on the oven, eager to see if that bread I made is done yet