Twitter: @HeroRena@ElizabethGearsask.fm/BlueLarroTali's Stats: http://pastebin.com/9XdsZ5bCTali's Notes: http://pastebin.com/XW3TrhfRQuest Log: http://pastebin.com/N1XaEFB9Journal Entry #37.5Dear journal.I hear someone pounding at my door...If I dieSis, I love you. I know we didn't always get along bu
>>1325005"Thanks for coming with us, Tali." Angie the eel undine says."You guys kidnapped me...""Well," Terrin Nok says, "You're the MC. We couldn't think of a better person to lead us than you.""I have literally no idea who either of you are... I can't lead you. I don't even know what you guys -do-.""It ain't our fault we're minor characters at best." Angie says with a shrug. "We're hoping to change that today, though. Make the readers see a lot of us. Then maybe we'll jump up in popularity and actually get shown more often. Hell, maybe we'll get drawn more often.""Right?" Terrin says,"Shut it, Terrin. You've at least had some dialogue in this thing before." Angie replies."I have no idea what is going on...""Classic Tali catchphrase." Angie says, "Look, it's simple. We're doing a dungeon together. You can keep all the loot you get. I just want the exposure.""I want some of the loot." Terrin says."She wants some of the loot. So, you ready?""I don't think this is a good idea..."1/2
>>1325031time to get ddeep in the d
>>1325031Oh my god is this what I think it is...!Explains the twitter confusion...I am so ready for this. Shame that Ceera/Vaisi couldn't join us. The dancing would be something else.
>>1325031Yay! Time for MAQ.
>Tali steps through (is pushed through) a portal.>There's a flash of light and he finds himself standing a nice room with light blue walls. A fountain lies in the center, gushing forth crystal clear water."Huh... This dungeon looks nicer than the ones I'm used to.">Terrin looks around, spellbook in hand."No monsters..." She says.>A door lies at the end of the room along with one behind them.
>>1325045Oh god, Tali, the fountain is alive! Kill it! Kill it with fire!
>>1325045>>1325031ooh boy Tali are you in for a ride. The dungeon master here is completely sadistic and insane, trying to create the ultimate empire of slimes.Oh and btw you should probably ask that slime over there for help.
>>1325045Check that fountain, Tali!
>>1325045Tali, there are eyes in that fountain. Quick, put on a tricorn hat with a feather in it and go check it out.
>>1325045Look at that fountain, Tali. Its magnificent!Mary better make some bank off of this.
YAY, it's MAQ Audit Quest!!!!
>>1325045An introductory NPC(non-hostile dungeon construct) awaits you in the fountain, approach it with caution.
>>1325045go drink from the water
>>1325045Aw shit negroes, here we go.
>>1325045Welp Tali, it seems fish facts will be the least of your worries today.
>>1325045This is a dungeon, so remember to kill everything.
>>1325045greet slime. protip 99.99% of the slimes can be defeated with sufficient applications of dick.
Watch out, infiltrator in the fountain! Killit kill it now!
>Tali approaches the fountain and peers in. A slime pops out, burbling happily and waving at him."OH GODS WHAT IS THAT, KILL IT." Terrin shouts.Whoa. A slime. That's a first. It's kinda cute?It's waving expectantly. What should I do?
>>1325114Wave back at it...and then just kind of...stare at it...it doesn't look evil...maybe it will let you pass?
>>1325114PAT THE HEAD
Damn i wish Lilly would accompany us, so we could have all Lilly bitch fight.Also Tali you should offer hair washing for the Dungeon master in the Spa.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1325114OH THAT'S A SCARY SLIMEKill it, Tali! You'll get some loot for killing the monsters in this dungeon!
>>1325114Don't leave it hangin' dude. high-five it!
>>1325114Tali. LOOT THE BLOOPS!She has stock options and seniority.
>>1325114Give it some of your special elf syrup, if you know what I mean. Seriously, elves carry around bottles of syrup, right? Or is that racist?
>>1325114DEPLOY TACTICAL HEADPATS
>>1325114I suggest waving back.
>>1325114give all slimes a cuddlethen a hard dicking.
>>1325114Wave back and talk to it.
Also pat the Head
>>1325114BE NICE TO IT KNIFE EARS.Wait guys if we run into the crown which is also us what happens?
>>1325135I asked Larro this once, pretty much it causes Microphone feedback and an echo effect when we talk.
>>1325114It wants you to swing your mighty sword at it, that it may get a polishing.But you're too smart to fall for that! Fireball!
>>1325141WE GOTTA DO IT
>>1325135Part of me expects an audit 6.5 where we will have some fun in the crown.>>1325114May also be a good time to ask where you actually are. By the way. Maybe you will get an answer.>>1325121You and me both, mate.
>>1325038Oh, so that's what that was about.No quests today. April Fools :DYou have been japed!Okay so I've received several death threats and also someone is pounding at my door.So thread soon. But know this is only being done under threat of death.If I stop updating, call for help.>>1325141So, definitely do it then. Got it. What should we have Talo do to get Mary to show her face?
>>1325158>What should we have Talo do to get Mary to show her face?Loot the Bloops?
>>1325158Not even that. There were reports about MAQ being today...then suddenly Audit Quest...>Mary shows herselfMaybe nothing. Maybe we are the YUM trial run! She will want to survey us.
>>1325114wait... if we're Chaos in the orb, then who's operating Crown-chan on Mary's head?QUICK ESTABLISH LINK WITH CROWN-CHAN!
>>1325114>Whoa. A slime. That's a first.Well, you're going to be verrrrrrrrrrry familiar with them by the end of the day.
>>1325114You've never seen slimes before?...Boy, are you gonna love this, then....or hate it. Depends.
>not audit as promisedaww
>>1325197check the catalog
>>1325197Well there was some doubt as listed here>>1325170 so don't yet count it out...For now enjoy the ride. And debate which Princess Tali gets to visit.I nominate Sophie.
>>1325197IT IS AUDIT, BUT WE'RE CONTROLLING TALI AS AN ADVENTURER. BUT DO WE WANT TALI TO SUCCEED? OR MAKE DELIBERATE BAD CHOICES SO MARY CAN GET PROFIT?
>>1325197We're still running it. Mary is very confused as to who the crown is talking to.
>>1325205>>1325197AUDIT IS UP>>1325188
>>1325213We are already used to tali fucking up everything. He can do it again.The slimes need money.
>>1325213Both. Both is good. Besides. I expect that Tali won't be able to control Angie and Terrin anyways->>1325218That sly dog.
TALI i tell you someone is WATCHING you...right now...just so you know.
>>1325114Why aren't we looting the bloops yet!?
>>1325239Wait, are the Rune systems compatible? If so, Tali is going to be extremely valuable to Mary.
>>1325268it is compatible, Mary and Tali both know the Comfy rune
>>1325323Same feature doesn't mean they work together.There's still warring debates about Arcane and Psionics in dnd.
>Tali headpats the slime. She burbles happily and, after a moment, pulls herself a bit out of the fountain. She points to the door behind her and says stuff in a language none but her own can understand.>It is probably filled with great wisdom. Maybe even telling him about the secret tunnel she dug into the dungeon that takes you right to the end.>Either way, Tali has no idea what the heck she's saying and just thanks her.>He takes the group to the next room.>There is a long room with a pit in the center and water at the bottom of the pit.>A rope is dangled in the center and a treasure chest is on the other side."... This can't be this simple. Hold on guys, let me study this for a bit... I think.""No need to think, Tali! Not when I can fly!" Terrin shouts as she leaps across the pit. Flames flare from her hands and feet as she flies across it.>When she gets near the end a panel suddenly leaps out and slaps into her, sending her flying back.1/2
>>1325375What the fuck, Knife Ears? Why didn't you loot the bloops? Now where will we get a Ms. Bloops for the school?
>>1325375Ask the undine chick to swim through the moat.You can try the rope in the meantime.The moat is totally not filled with lewd comfyslimes.
>>1325375Obviously, the solution is to pull a lever hidden in the chest before trying to exit. Use your brain, knife ears.
>>1325375D-did her horn go through the panel?
>>1325375Whaa waaa whaaaaaaa! *Failure horns*
>>1325375That trap keeps on giving.
>>1325396apparently so, which means that panel trap is gonna freak out and fling her back and forth.
>>1325396It most certainly did.>>1325394Not a bad idea. Give it a go. And then try the rope yourself. Maybe it IS that simple!
>>1325396ooh boy thats gona be some mighty fine bill for the repairs...
>>1325375>secret tunnel she dug into the dungeon that takes you right to the end.That would dump you out... downstairs. You don't want to go Down There.
>>1325375>Terrin is thrown back and hits the ground."Ow...">Tali looks at the rope carefully. He sees that it's coated in something."I have an idea guys...">Tali crafts a spell Dry Target and casts it on the rope. Whatever is coating it dries up and flakes off. He tells Angie to try it.>Angie slithers forward and leaps. She grabs the rope and swings across and lands safely."Ha! I knew it. It wanted us to fall into the moat." He runs and leaps across the moat as well, using the rope to cross.>Terrin does the same, landing safely on the other side.>She runs up to the chest."Hey, guys! A chest! I call the loot!"2/3
>>1325446Yes. Let her call it. Don't do anything.
>>1325446I see teeth on that chest
>>1325446let her take it.
>>1325446Hey a chest!Get it, Tali!
>>1325446Give her the chest, grab her chest
>>1325446let her grab the chest!
You know. I don't think Mary has to worry much about getting some stuff off these guys...just a hunch...
>>1325446==================================="... I'm sorry about that, guys." Terrin says."It's okay...">They make it to the next room. A small, metallic, slime smiles at them.
>>1325480Chase after it!
>>1325475Yeah, I think this one we can just let ride out as is. No changes necessary. They make it to the end, fantastic, good for them. If not...hey, loot!
>>1325478>Hey look! It's us on the elf boy! Hi me!Hi!
>>1325480Ooooh you think you can catch it Tali?>>1325484You just know they will go after Jeffrey...
>>1325480Tali, I know the secret to this one. It has lots of loot and runs when you chase it. So you have to totally ignore it.
>>1325480Use a spell to lift the target off the ground, Tali. Then bring it to you, hug it, and let it go.
>>1325480BONUS POINTS! Chase it!
>>1325480comfy to make it fall asleep!
>>1325480Catch it! It has treasure.
>>1325480Ignore it, it's a walking trap.
TAI THE DUNGEON MASTER KNOWS YOU'RE A GUY. BEWARE LEST YOUR SYRUP BE STOLEN AND RENDERED DOWN INTO RAW RUNIC POWER.
>>1325530Seconded: Ignore Tali, chase after slime.
>>1325480Let the other 2 do the chasing and work, your the healer and support remember
CROWN TO ORBCROWN TO ORB. IMPORTANT UPDATE FROM CROWN TO ORB.>>1325558Apparently the two worlds share the same currency.
>>1325575No, FUCK YOU PISS BOI!
>>1325575HOW COULD YOU TALI!?
So, how dangerous do you think this place will be?Since slimes are vulnerable to AOE effects, hopefully that thunder spell someone made of multiple lightning and explosion runes overlapping will be useful.
>>1325571No they don't. >>1325592
>>1325575Bitch prepare to be smacked into your place
tali, protip, if you see an orange slime then comfy it, immediately!
>>1325595Whoever made this probably knows about that. i think? wonder if this is just slime's or if there are other monster's a slime dungeon sounds easy.
>>1325616It's probably a loser dungeon with just slimes that a bunch of autists made and won't let any cool monsters get made because autism.
>>1325648Hey you dont have to be rude about it! maby they just think slime's are cute, like that one we met in the fountain.
>>1325667Nah, pretty sure it was fucking autists. Probably live in a stupid crown and are connected to the source of all Chaos and give bad advice too. I bet the owner never touched giant fish boobs.
>>1325717Anon, we're connected to the source of all Chaos and give bad advice.We've probably gotten Tali to touch fishtits though, I don't remember.We're also a sturdy spherical shape, much better than a crown.
>>1325717well to be honest that one is still on our wish list isnt it?
The crown must be secured, once it is merged with the orb then we will be complete to rule the universe
>>1325733Why couldn't we be something cool, like a amulet or a sword? even a ring is ok, we could go lord of the ring on people then.
>>1325506Why chase it when I can just...>Tali casts Lift Object. The slime is pulled up into the air. It vibrates intensely as it tries to escape."So this is some kinda... Metal Slime? I get the feeling it was meant to be hard to catch. We should-">Terrin explodes it. It practically rains gold when it does."... Okay. Let's hope that was the right thing to do." He says as he scoops up the gold.>The group enters the maze. The area is dark and an odd smell lingers in the air."I think this is a maze." Tali says."Yeah. Hold on, I might be able to lead us out of here." Angie says. "I'm pretty good at finding my way out of these kinds of situations.""Alright, lead on.">Angie takes point and walks them through the maze. She seems to know where they're going and slithers with confidence.>The group encounters something.The heck is that..?>A slime stares at them and burbles.
>>1325733>we're connected to the source of all Chaos and give bad advice.Lies. We give the best advice. Like telling Tali to touch dragon boobs, and giant fish boobs, and queen boobs and washing Lily's Hair.
>>1325758COFMY CAST COMGFY ON THE SLIME NOW!
>>1325758It looks like it just woke up. Lets wave at it Tali!
>>1325758>Exploded it.Dammit Tali, now we'll never be able to loot it! Why would you want shitty gold over adorable tiny slime? >SlimeComfy it! Comfy the fuck out of it, Knife Ears!
>>1325758COMFY IT NOW
>>1325758RUN TALI RUN! RUN BLINDLY THROUGH THE MAZE! IT'S OUT TO HARVEST YOUR SYRUP!
FREE HUGS FOR EVERYBODY
>>1325758YOU SHOULD HUG THIS SLIME TOO.
>>1325758It looks... explody and just a bit on a sugar rush.
>>1325758KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
>>1325758Don't. Make. Any. Sudden. Moves. It. Will. Explode.
>>1325758This reminds me.Tali, you need to talk to Vaisi as soon as possible.Find out what her interests and hobbies are, besides bondage and sex. This is of the utmost importance!For right now, say hello to the slime and see if you can talk it into letting you pass.
>>1325758COMFY! then use dong on slime.
>>1325758Be very very careful. It's nervous for a reason. I dunno if you should risk comfying it, but no sudden OR loud movements is my suggestion.
>>1325758Find the crown and make us one
>>1325758It's like the first slime? Try petting it.
>Tali walks up to the slime very slowly and casts Comfy Magic on it. It vibrates intensely and seems to shake off the comfy.Oh god the spell didn't work...>The slime opens its arms wide, looking like it wants a hug. Tali looks around. There is a way out of there. He can run or hug the slime.>Or fight it.
>>1325806MAKE US WHOLE!!!
>>1325820RUN!~ IT'S GONNA SUMMON ZAMBIE SLIMES!
>>1325820They are inmune to comfy.They are the strongest beings in the world.
>>1325758Burble back bewitchingly, to seduce the shapely slime. Remember to raise and lower your eyebrows after the burbling. Don't worry about what that means, it's a regular thing that most species without long ears do in social interactions.
>>1325820YOU FOOL! YOU'VE DAMNED US ALL!ITS GONNA BLOW! Shit SHit Shit shIT!
>>1325820Grab its core!
>>1325820It will detonate if you hug it, its core has already begun the sequence. Your only option is to run or take cover behind th- wait you can do fucking illusions. Walk the fuck away but leave an illusion to hug it.
>>1325820Tali, hug it. And when you hug it, connect us to the slime.We're gonna loot it!
>>1325820walk away slowly.those that cant be comfy are not good things
>>1325820M-maybe hugging it is okay...?Or maybe...maybe run?
>>1325820In all seriousness, back off slowly (or quickly but not lengthly). It's gonna blow.
>>1325820Hug it out, it looks friendly like the first slime.
>>1325820poke it's core with your dong, that will disarm it!
>>1325820Hug it damn you!
>>1325820>>1325827Do this.Also remember that if slimes are permeable, you'll have a near-infinite amount of ways to inject your elf syrup into them.
>>1325820Shield yourself and run.
>>1325830>illusionsthis is a good idea.
Hug. Whoever designed this dungeon must have had a bleeding heart and/or slime fetish.
>>1325860>bleeding heartthey made slime's that cant be comfed this is a cause for alarm. they must be sadistic to design a creature that does not no how to be comfy.
>>1325873Considering not even the race which is the masters of magic are immune to comfy magic, this is more than just mildly sadistic.They did something that can't be done.
>>1325904What kind of monster are we dealing with here?
>Tali summons up an illusion of himself and has it hug the slime while he slowly backs away.>The slime walks up to him and embraces the false Tali.>Tali hears a loud boom and is thrown off of his feet by an explosion."OH GOD RUN!">The group flees, Angie still taking point.>They sprint through the maze as fast as they can, not once reaching a dead end because of Angie's peerless sense of space.>As she runs she has only a second to notice the exploding slime staring at her."!? GET BA-"=BOOOM=1/2
>>1325921>Angie took the brunt of the explosion, Tali and Terrin are far back enough to be safe from most of it.>Blood and gore hit them and they stumble back.>They see where Angie was."Oh my gods... She's dead..."
>>1325932SHE DIED?!OH GOD
>>1325932I fucking warned you! YOU IDIOT!
>>1325932Holy shit Tali...I hope you have ressurection... ready. Or hope there is a healer nearby...do you have phoenix downs?
>>1325932Good. Now you get bigger shares of the loot! Continue forwards through the maze!...Wait, did we just head backwards? Whoops. I guess our peerless sense of direction did just explode, after all...
>>1325932tali, listen to us! there is an incredibly powerful healer in the next room. get her there and she will be fine. they have magic like you wont believe.
>>1325932Now seems like a great time to PANIC HOLY FUCK YOU'RE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!Alternately press forwards. You don't want to know what was at the bottom of that pit you skipped...
>>1325932Oh fuck! Well we can't go back now, unless Tali remembers how to go through the maze backwards.
>>1325932Put yer dick in it. It's what she would have wanted.
>>1325951but it costs. And they apparently use different currency here?
>>1325956Not cool, man.>>1325932There's a powerful healer ahead. Make it through, might be able to get Angie back.
>>1325932If she's not in too many pieces, you might want to drag her to the next room.
>>1325959Maybe we can barter. I mean. Money is money...right?
>>1325965I always wanted to fuck a plant.
>>1325965>>1325959we just picked up a buttload from blowing up the metal slime.
>>1325970But those are tokens. Completely different...
>>1325965I wonder if they're willing to accept Elf Syrup in exchange for revives.
>>1325932don't panic! This can be fixed. Just.... take that part over there, and... that's not supposed to bend like that... just heal everything!
>>1325932Loot her corpse
>>1325932If you were smart you'd have just broken down the walls Tali. That's much faster.
>>1325993But we'd need a Larromage to do that. Where would we find one of those?
>>1326003One tab to the left. For cool guys like me anyways.
>>1326007My left or your left?
>The group stares in shocked silence. She's dead and all over the place.I don't have resurrection... That's not even a possible thing. You can't just bring back the dead...What did we do wrong... How could this happen...>Still stunned, the group doesn't even notice as a slime approaches them. The one they first met. She goes up to the adventurers and tries to calm them down. She uses soft slime noises and headpats. She then takes Tali by the arm and leads him out of the maze, with Terrin following close behind.>Still completely numb, Tali simply allows himself to be led, noticing that they are being moved through a path with no dead ends.>She leads them both to a boy(?) who looks like a plant of sorts.. He spreads his arms and welcomes them."Greetings," She says, "And welcome to the Slimecrown Citadel. Here you can rest and recuperate while you prepare for the challenges ahead. In order to- ... What? Oh, uhm... Sure thing, Boss.">She waves a hand and brings Angie back from the dead.What!? How!?>Tali blinks in surprise."Angie! You're back!" Tali runs up to her and hugs her tightly."I was... Yeah, that was weird..." She says, "I could see all of you but I couldn't talk. There were words in the sky... Spectator Mode, they said..."How did she come back to life..? This isn't an illusion, is it? Or is it just part of the dungeon?>The Cleric Plant smiles."Welcome to Slimecrown Citadel. As you can see, so long as you are within this dungeon death is merely a slap on the wrist. I will bring anyone back for a small small fee. To make it to the final boss you must overcome trials. Can you do it?""... I don't know." Tali says, looking at the group. "That was really scary... We came here to do a dungeon but that was kinda like... Super scary.""I understand completely. However, death and resurrection is a normal part of life here. Did you not know this? Is this your first time in a dungeon? Or is that not true in the dungeons you're used to?""We've never had a dungeon like this before, no... This is new.">He nods."We do offer an easier mode. Would you like to take it?"
>>1326347Dear lord yes. We were not prepared Tali.
>>1326347Fuck that shit. Hard mode. Git Gud.
>>1326347EASY MODE, yes!
>>1326347SAY YES TALI. Or do you want to see more gruesome deaths of your friends!? Or dying horrible deaths yourself?
>>1326355What rings do we got?
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1326347What are you, a pussy, Tali?Don't be a Kuro! Do the normal mode, ez modo is for kids! Are you a 12 year old girl? Do you want to be known as a coward? You don't have to worry about dying now that you know you can get revived! NORMAL MODE, no easy!
>>1326347Sometimes, you gotta know when you're outmatched.Let's put on them kid gloves.
>>1326347No. How insulting! You came here for a real dungeon, not a playdate.
>>1326359Uhh... FAP+3, RoSP+3, Chloranthy+3, Havel+3.All from the newest DLC of course.
>>1326347Stop wait, explain to them how you came here And check up on Angie to make sure it actually her and not a copy
>>1326347Easy mode is for noobs!>>1326359 Havel's Ring, Ring of Favor and Protection.
>>1326347No way, easy mode is for pussies. Vaisi will bully you to hell and back if you do easy mode.
>>1326347Easy mode works, but there's a lot of questions you should be asking.
Lets take easy mode, but this is really weird.They cant bring back the dead right, RIGHT?Also that Plant is a dungeon construct, we probably shouldn't take anything it says at face value.
>>1326374>>1326371Did we level dex?
>>1326347Just take it, you coward. Also, figure out what this place is exactly.
>>1326347instead of paying money for heals, pay in dickings.
>>1326347MAKE US ONE
>>1326347Do you want to see your friends turned into hamburger again?
>>1326347>I don't have resurrection... That's not even a possible thing. You can't just bring back the dead...It's not the first time we've seen this. Even you died and came back once, Tali.Regardless, since they apparently have some advanced and unfamiliar healing magic, we might be able to study it and duplicate it. Don't forget that you're a medical student. If we figure out how this works, we may be able to advance our field by centuries!So, ask them how the resurrection thing works.>"We do offer an easier mode. Would you like to take it?"We probably should. It seems that they're used to dealing with people who are used to dying horrible deaths, and we're not prepared for that kind of thing.
>>1326347NORMAL MODE YOU BIG BABY
>>1326419They got to us in the moment of death and gave us magical CPR, Eel girl was splattered all over the walls.not the same thing.
>>1326450yeah, luckily this whole dungeon is a soul trap like solia is building. as long as the soul hasn't left the building then it's a simple matter of putting the body back together and shoving the soul back into it, when the soul DOES leave the building that is when things get impossible because then you would need to rip a space hole into the land of the dead and drag their soul out of the afterlife to cram into the body.
>>1326523.... well if that's true we could make a soul trap and trap a soul why we heal a dead body. also i think they have some kind of pheonix down thing here, given the way there talking.
>>1326542well, the problem is making a portable soul trap, solia's is a big ass machine, can't really keep it attached to you at all times and ready to suck in your soul in the event of death.
>>1326601I'm thinking a urgent care room were you put the critically injured.
>>1326607that doesn't really happen, healing magic means you ether die before you reach someplace with healers or you are healed. a hospital with a soul trap room would also have healers on staff, meaning whatever you are dying of would be fixed before you reached the room.
>>1326627maby it would be good if there are to many body's to heal or not enough mage's? i guess this kind of though would be how you become a necromancer though.or a lich, or both.
>>1326542Unfortunately healing of that degree isn't really that simple. Thus why bodies in good condition are so prized among the Undine.
".... Yeah, sure. I think we need that.""We would be more than happy to provide it." Ashley says, "Also, if you can fill out some paperwork we can label you guys as official adventurers.""Uhm... Sure.">Tali gestures for the rest of the group to join him as they fill out some paperwork. It seems to be some pretty normal stuff. All it does is give them the title of Adventurer."What's this about insurance?""It's so you can keep all your items if you lose the dungeon. This will only happen in the event of a total party wipe.""I don't think we can afford this...""You are more than welcome to pay it at any time. The dungeon offers plenty of treasures that you can turn in later on.""Yeah? Okay. Well... Thanks.">They finish the paperwork."You guys still wanna do this?" Tali asks.>The two nod."We'll never be more than side characters if we stop here." Terrin says."Alright, let's get going then."I'm sure Vaisi will only bully me relentlessly if she finds out.So let's not let her find out."Let's go down this way." Tali says.>He leads them down a hallway, ignoring the mimic placed there.1/2
>>1326849>He enters the room and sees a sleeping slime, a knight slime beside her.>He explains, in an odd voice, that the princess has fallen asleep and will not wake. He has no idea what to do....That slime kinda looks like Lily?
>>1326849Oh, we should definitely tell her.that way, you can punish/dominate her for laughing
>>1326863KISS THE SLIME, ELF BOY!
>>1326863HE TALKED!?!?!?!?!?!?!look around for some kind of sleep potion or something.
>>1326849You dare ignore mimic chan!?Also, to what's her face and the eel. Seriously, you guys need to actually talk about yourselves a bit. Show personality. Become waifu-able. That's how you stick around long term.>>1326863Clearly, she just needs a good, hard slap from your dick
>>1326863you must convince the knight slime that he must kiss the princess to wake her up since he is her true love, the problem is he is shy so you have to hype him up.
>>1326863Its okay. Its probably not like our Lily...Try shaking her...a lot!
>>1326863Ask him how did this happen. WHAT SORT OF FOUL SORCERY HAS BEFALLEN ON THE PRINCESS!?
>>1326876just look for the convention note that say's sleep potion or a spell matrix on a piece of paper or something.
>>1326863You must convince the slime knight to combine with the slime princess, or you must combine with her yourself
>>1326863Sleeping princesses can only be awoken by a kiss.So go and kiss her.
>>1326849if she gives you a hard time about it you can always gag her, she usually enjoys that right?Definitely looks like lily.This gets weirder and weirder.The illusion Theory looks more likely now doesnt it?
>>1326863Clearly you must defeat the knight, and break the spell.
>>1326863Tell the knight to Tickle her! That's a surefire way to wake someone up.
Right... Princesses are woken up with a kiss.This is easy.>Tali leans in and kisses the slime on the lips. She reaches out and grabs him, pulling him in closer and slipping a tongue inside of his mouth.>It feels odd, cold, and squishy, and seems to fill his mouth.>He tries to pull away but she won't let go.>He forces himself off of her, inhaling deeply.Oh god!>She slime stares at him.>The one in armor beside her rumbles ominously.
>>1326863Slimes have a pretty unique metabolism, Tali. To stay active, they need to break down complex carbohydrates or, if lacking those, proteins. Right now she's most likely in a coma-like state due to an imbalance in her diet. She's basically a diabetic and could die.Tali, she needs a syrup injection in the next 10 minutes or the coma could be irreversible.
>>1326927DID YOU ENJOY IT?IT'S YOUR FIRST KISS WITH A SLIME WAIFU!
>>1326927Whelp, knife ears. You have woken a sleeping giant and cucked another. Rip in pieces.
>>1326927You done fucked up. Time for the Ultra Hard mode fight.
>>1326927Uh oh...diplomacy time...
>>1326927I think the knight wants a kiss from you too, Tali.
>>1326927BOSS FIGHT TIIIIIIIIIIIME!!!
>>1326927YOU FOOL! THE KNIGHT IS THE ONE WHO IS SUPPOSED TO KISS THE PRINCESS! NOT YOU YOU MAN-SLUT!
>>1326927Don't leave her hanging, keep going lad
>>1326927REGINALDDID I NOT TELL YOU TO MAKE THIS FACE>>1326841
>>1326927You're dead.You're so fucking dead.At least we get to return to the crown, I guess.
>>1326948THAT'S ONLY IF REGINALD KISSED LILY YOU NINCOMPOOP.
>>1326927Well, someone's not happy. You might want to look out for that knight.
>>1326927Well, you're committed now. Kiss her harder, better, stronger! Use tongue back! Put the practice you've gotten this past year to good use, and show off the results!
>>1326927QUICK! KISS THE KNIGHT TOO!
>>1326927Take cover between the largest things you can find! (AKA the lily slime's rack.)
Oh god this is too good. Really good job Tali. You are making this chaos orb happy.
>>1326927>This is easy.No, Tali. _You're_ easy. Not everyone is okay with being kissed by random people. You gotta be royalty or something if you want to get away with sexually assaulting a princess while she's asleep, silly.
*benny hill theme play's in the distance*runrun now if you wish to live.they cant leave the room.i hope
>>1327023Rules are of no use now. Nowhere is safe.
RUN YOU FOOL RUN!!!
>Tali runs, throwing the slime princess in front of him as he makes his escape.>The knight stabs through the slimeprincess, his blade not affecting her but definitely affecting Tali.>The orb flies out of his grasp and is caught by Angie.==============================================Oh no.That's the main character... If he dies we're all so dead...
>>1326927What flavor is she?
i don't think it's fair of you other orb voices to blame tali when you were the ones telling him to kiss her, just seems like a dick move.
>>1327038FIGHT FOR YOUR LIIIIIIVES!!!
>>1327038he deserved it.who just kiss's a person? jeez.
>>1327038Congrats! You're temporarily the main character! Try not to die.
>>1327038NO YOU'RE NOT! YOU HAVE US! THE ORB OF PLOT ARMOR! YOU NOW HAVE MAIN CHARACTER STATUS!
>>1327038RUN GIRL RUN YOUR IN A SLASHER FLICK NOW
>>1327038just drag him back to the plant, you are a party, so long as one of you is alive you can just keep trying.
>>1327038Try to see what made the knight so angry...maybe...mayne he wanted to kiss the princess...maybe he should try?
>>1327040ok first of all i voted to find out what happened on a convenient paper or something.
>>1327038FLY, YOU FOOLS!
>>1327038MAKE US ONE MAKE US ONE MAKE US ONE MAKE USE ONE
>>1327038Nah. You see, in this case what we are experiencing is a moment of comic slapstick. Tali isn't dead-dead, so it falls to you to shape your response in an impactful way to make the audience crave subsequent input from you in the future.In other words, when you barter for the dead noodle from the pissed off slimes and revive him, make an attempt to make entertaining responses.
>>1327038wrong uv we are.And now you are a bit too.Soooo are there any undine mating rituals we should be aware of?
>>1327038Silly fishgirl. We are the real main character.
>>1327038Main characters aren't about who gets the most screentime. It's about who wins the hearts of the people while they've GOT screentime. Do you have it in you to be that character? I THINK YOU DO. GO BE A BADASS
>>1327038Cpngratulations! You are now the main character. Although you could also just get him revived.
>>1327038You have his amulet, Angie. If you return now you will become the main character. I'm sure Tali will learn to love Spectator mode, like the rest of us.
>>1327038Well, this was a high-risk, high-reward venture. Regardless, I don't imagine the knight's aggression will be directed towards you or your friend, since you haven't kissed the princess.Anyway, just wait a bit while the knight and princess calm down, then see about asking the knight for more details on the 'quest' before you. And learn from Tali's example: let sleeping slimes slumber.
>>1327038Time to be badass. Main characters aren't born (all the time) they're MADE (sometimes).GO DO IT!
>>1327038YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER NOW.You're going to have to seduce the knight.
>>1327038Quick, kiss the knight!
>>1327160This is the image we wanted to see?!
>>1327160>Now to show this thing what a member of Thorn can do!oh no. you dumb fool.What have you done.
I'm the main character now..?I'm the main character!Okay! I can do this! What do main characters do? They do diplomacy, right?"We don't want to fight! We're sorry about that! We're friendly, really! So if you could just put the sword down and-!">The knight flicks his blade and tosses Tali's body aside. He takes a menacing step towards the group and slashes his blade at them, cutting the room in half.>The energy from the slice sends them flying out of the room and they scramble to their feet. They flee, running down the hallway while the knight chases after them.>Angie spots the healing plant."H-hey! We need to bring back our friend!""A-ah. I'm afraid you can not afford that... Uhm... I may be able to provide you one for free. I just have to ask my boss. Give me a moment..."We don't have a moment!Ah, fuck it! I tried diplomacy! Now to show this thing what a member of Thorn can do!
>>1327168they deserved this i think, unless this is aimed at reginald to kill him we gonna die.
>>1327168Use your EEL powers! Shock the slimes to death!
>>1327168ATTENTION CRAZY EEL GIRL! THROW US INTO THE SLIME!
>>1327168Are you talking about attacking Cleric Plant? How is attacking him going to convince him to rez your friend? Especially when you need only spend time to do so instead of money? And a fight would take even longer to conclude! Girl, you better hope what the Thorns can do is dodge roll real well. It's a good thing you're the main character now, it sounds like you needed the help.
>>1327186I think this is aimed to the crazy angry knight. i hope.
>>1327168I don't know what you can do about this knight, but it had better be good, or you won't be the main character for very long.
>>1327168Send the Captain of the Guard to stop Reginald's rampage! Colt will save the day!
>>1327225Does Angie know any captains of the guard? I certainly don't...do you know something I don't know, fellow rock?
>>1327243Oops. You saw nothing.
Pausing here cause I'm joining the circus :'DWe will most likely not resume tomorrow as I have a stream to attend but who knows!Take care everyone.
>>1327253Where are their dicks? Where are tali's tits?
>>1327253huh, so Avery has titstime to waifu and convert into an elemental
>>1327259pretty sure that the sparkles and exact same hand placement/facial expression/floof of hair in the eyes indicate that the second girl from the right is Tali's glamor.Also, interesting to note that Girl Tali is slightly shorter than regular Tali.And that best snek is too lewd for cooch censors.
>>1327420 That's because her loins are not located there.
>>1327253So, after looking at the uncensored one, did you just not draw the Ceer's penises, or are they internal most of the time?
>>1328474Ceer have both, but their traits sway one way or the other depending on the romantic climate.So, basically, avery has a crush on some boy.
>>1328543avery has a hate-lust for tali due to the constant foiling.
>>1328474where the heck is Larro's art now? I lost track after the tumblr got deleted
>>1328543>>1328645Yes, but it's been implied Ceera still has a penis, just a currently very small one.Given Ceera's frequently wanted to fuck Tali in the butt, which Tali eventually let her do, and Tali's referred to it as a "third pinky toe".
>>1328659Various sources are listed here.https://tgchan.org/wiki/Larro
>>1328474It's usually internal, yes.
No thread today. We'll wrap this up tomorrow, guys!
I'll show you what I can do! I'll use my own powers! My natural magic!>Angie launches herself at the slime as electricity sparks and crackles from her body."Eel slam!" She shouts.That is a thing main characters do, right? Call out the attack names?Whatever.>She collides with the slime knight and shocks him. The metal and mostly water body reacts badly to the lightning and the slime sizzles out and dies.>He drops a key.>Meanwhile, the Cleric Plant has revived Tali, bringing the real main character back to life.>Angie looks a bit worse for wear.I don't like using that.But we got a key?"Excuse me," The Cleric Plant says, but you only need to get two more of those before you can take on the boss of this dungeon."Three keys..? That's a lotta work.>She looks around. There's three other doors in the room along with what looks like a cafe?"Hey, can I have that back?" Tali asks."No, I'm the leader now. Don't worry, Tali. you just stay with us as our mascot."Which way should I go?
>>1333615Try the door next to the cafe
>>1333615left most door.also we will need to go back to tali when the adventure is done, fate and shit has us linked. borrowing us for a while is fine, trying to keep us will result in shenanigans that may end up with you dead.
>>1333615Check out the Café, or the door next to it. Either one really could be interesting.
>>1333615Check the door to the right of the cafe.
>>1333615Head to the cafe for refreshment, then head to the left most cafe door.
>>1333655Sorry I am discombobulated. Try the door RIGHT of the cafe.Also frizzy hair isn't so bad, right?
>>1333658nah, Eel Slam made her even better
>>1333615ANGIE, YOU LOOK STYLISH WITH THAT AFRO!Take the room left of the Princess Lily hallway.
>>1333615Good job Angie, show that washout who's boss. Stow the key in your afro inventory for safekeeping and proceed through the left door.
>The group decides to take a quick break at the cafe. Their spirits are lifted by nice drink and fantastic service. Tali leaves a few gold as a tip to the wonderful maid and butler slimes. They appear mostly confused by the concept of tipping. What civilized place even enforces such a thing?>They then go to the room closest. Inside they see a long room divided by a sturdy looking piece of glass. Behind the glass is a slime with a bat. There's also a horizontal slit through the glass."What is-" >Tali doesn't have a chance to finish his sentence. A ball drops before the slime and she hits it with her bat, sending it flying at them.>Tali erects a magical barrier quickly. That was fast! Oh, another one!>Another ball drops. And another. The slime hits each of them at the group with astounding speed. The balls slam into the barrier, each sounding off with a terrible thud before dropping to the floor."I'm not sure how long I can keep this up! These are hitting really hard!" Tali says. The mana he's using must be tremendous."Just give me a bit!" Angie says as she charges towards the key at the end of the hallway.That must be the prize we need to get!>Tali has to run to keep up with her her. The baseballs never stop but he does his best to keep up the barrier.>Angie reaches the key just as a ball smashes through the barrier and beams the elf boy in the head."Got it!"=======================================>The next room has the students working together in a dance routine. it takes them a moment to catch on but by the end it turns out to be the easiest trial so far.>Angie and Terrin get into it while Tali is still kinda groggy.>They eventually win and are let into the next room.=======================================>The final room has them avoiding a monk slime. He's already hit and paralyzed Tali, taking him out early. The other two dodge his attacks, with Angie blasting him away with electricity.>It takes a moment but the monk slime reforms and continue the attack.>Terrin holds up a hand, flames erupt from it."I got this, Angie. Go on and get the key!">Angie looks. The key is there. This must be just like the others.>Terrin throws fireballs and ice at the monk slime, keeping him distracted while Angie gets the final key."We did it!">The monk stops. The group has all three keys. Angie picks up Tali and takes him back to the center room. The cleric plant is there."You all did well. Before you go on, did you know we have a spa you can visit? If you want to the basic services are free while extras only cost a tiny amount. What do you say?"Mmm... I kinda wanna keep going to see what the last room is. At least I hope it's the last room. I'm not sure how much more abuse Tali can take.
>>1334019Tali needs to have his spirit revitalized. Also, the place gets rave reviews. A real protagonist knows when to slow down and have character moments.
>>1334019Well... you'd hate to miss out on a part of the dungeon, even if it's not a punchy part. Okay, let's spa it up.
>>1334019This place has a mixed gender spa! WITH COMPLETE PRIVACY! 10/10 Would reccomend going to spa.
>>1334019Use the spa
>>1334019Hey, even the hardiest fighters could use a break. After all, eels love the water, right?
>>1334019Give us back to Tali. He needs us to operate at maximum noodleness.
>>1334019Since you're a The Protagonist now, you have to start building your harem. Now, admittedly, Tali isn't prime specimen; however, he is the only harem-bait available and he's got useful utility magic. I say pump him for the cheevo, then cuck the heck out of him for burlier guys.But you gotta seduce him at the spa.
>>1334068no way man, this dungeon has seen a 200% increase in eel heroism since Whatshisface was dethroned. Angie's a keeper.
>>1334090Eel Heroism sucks, Tali is the chosen one.
>>1334019Relax at the spa first. You all need to recover energy.
>>1334068We are going to the spa. We need to stay with the girls for now.
>>1334019>>1334068No, instead, give us to Terrin. She has barely got any spotlight in this episode built to put spotlight on her.
>>1334019Pass us to Terrin
Yeah, go to the Spa, to let poor Tali rest if nothing else.Also you could pass us to Terrin, we want to get to know her too
"Uh... Yeah, sure. You guys down?">The rest nod.Alright, my time in the spotlight is done. I did agree to help out Terrin too. Thank you for your help guys!>She tosses the Orb to Terrin. She catches it and looks between it and Angie. Tali seems to be eyeing it desperately."That ball will help you out. Make sure to use it well, okay?"=============================================It will help me out?Yes, I sense great magic coming from it.It is only fitting that I, a blue horned Aelor, be the one to wield such a thing.>The group is led by Cleric Plant to the spa. Tali tries to go to a different changing room but is dragged along by Angie. She says they promise they won't stare. Besides, they're all girls anyway.>Terrin sneaks glances, though. Angie catches her eye and grins."(We're gonna be so popular after this. We may even get a chapter dedicated to us.)""(Yeah...)"Look at that undine. Flaunting all her...Stuff.Just you wait. One day I'll find the Wand of Growth. Then I will be the tallest, bustiest, most beautiful Aelor in all the land.My horn will finally be the only that doesn't make me stand out...How am I supposed to take this orb with me? Do I just wear it? It's huge.
>>1334204Try putting us in your mouth, Terrin
>>1334204Thanks for the compliment. Flat is Justice. Carry on.
>>1334204In your buttOr any where as long as we can tuch you
>>1334204Just put us on your horn, we have a band. Also, flat is fine. Can't say much about the height tho. And beauty is in the eye of the Beholder. So go rip its eyes out and make that into a potion if you want beauty.
>>1334204stick us on your horn
>>1334204Nice horn.Wear us, hold us, even being pretty close to us should be good enough, as long as Tali doesn't sneak us away from you.
>>1334204You desire a new form? Then we may be able to assist you. Place us in your mouth and wet us with your tongue. Then prepare yourself for a journey, for we are the ORB OF GROWTH forged by the Ceer to bolster their failing bodies!However, for us to take effect, you must plant us deep inside of yourself. For that, some... lubrication may be required.
>>1334225>>1334204As an added note, how do you think the noodly elf girl got her generous assets? Surely not genetics. We stand by our work!
hi, we are tali's magic talking necklace. if you get a bunch of artifacts you can go to the dragon faelanerium and trade with her, she has a artifact training bra that causes boob growth, she cant wear it because it's mortal sized not dragon sized, so she should be willing to trade.
>>1334204Put us in your vagina. We're enchanted to fit, but you might have to put in a bit of elbow grease.Actual grease might not go amiss.
>>1334204It's not huge. You can just carry it anywhere. Nobody else has ever had problems.
>>1334204Oh, I forgot to mention we're an orb of growth. Shove us in your vagina and your boobs will grow. Cross my heart, hope to die, poke a blue aelor horn in my eye.
>>1334204Remember to filter out the good advice from the bad advice. Tali kinda sucks at doing that though Terrin did a good job while she used us.
>>1334204PEN IS DANGER! BEWARE, PEN IS DANGER!
>>1334306you're drunk. sober up and stop binging on Meguca Noir.
>>1334204Flat is justice
You can talk!?In my vagina!?What!? It would never fit!What are you!?>>1334284>>1334232I see! An artifact that gives advice of varying quality... And I'm guessing it is up to me to learn which is which.Yes, a trial of sorts. One to separate the weak from the strong.And I will not fail this. It is simply another challenge for me, Terrin Nok, to overcome.I have yet to fail one and I will not do so again.>>1334231You helped Tali look like... That?Then you shall be most valuable indeed.Listen, while I have you... I'm thinking we do some dungeon diving. Go and get the loot without them.Then we can trade it to the dragon later on. Then I can be the most beautiful and powerful Aelor. Just you wait and see."Hey, guys, you go ahead without me for a bit. I'll catch up.">The two agree. Terrin sneaks off.1/2
>>1334344Tali is a cutie with HUUUUUUGE breasts
>>1334344I'm telling you, Eye of the Beholder. Works everytime.
>>1334344Sure. Only one room left to go, though... All the more likely you'll be able to beat it and beat a retreat before they notice!
>>1334344yes you are a master of taking advice
>>1334344>As she runs about, using her stature to remain hidden, she spots a room with plenty of items in it.Jackpot.>Before she enters she hears a voice."Excuse me, miss... You're not supposed to be back here. I advise you to return to the spa. This area is for employees only...""And who's gonna stop me, you?" she asks, jabbing a finger at her."Miss... I am fully capable of stopping you but I would rather not. I am asking you politely to please leave the area."
>>1334344>I'm thinking we do some dungeon diving. Go and get the loot without them.This is a terrible idea, and you're terrible for thinking it. Not, like, morally terrible (we're not ones to judge on that front), but tactically terrible. Perhaps you should aim to become a beautiful and powerful Aelor who leaves the plan-making to others.
>>1334357Olivia is a kind and nurturing slime. Explain to her your conundrum, and she may be willing to help or provide a challenge suitable for the rewards you seek.
>>1334357GET JEALOUS OF HER HUGE SLIME TITS, TERRIN!How could a slime of this stature be so well rounded? You can do what you want!
>>1334344>>1334357Going off to dungeons alone is never a good plan. Always bring a group that can support your skillset.What is your skillset, exactly? What kind of spells and other abilities do you have?
>>1334363Seconding. You can't get anything if you don't ask.
>>1334357Ummm.... Don't you dare Terrin.
>>1334357Fight her with fire! Oil slimes are super weak to that!
>>1334357She's a spa assistant, Miss Nok. Are you afraid of a spa assistant? She's not even the manager! Beat her up, and lay siege to the employee loothall!
>>1334357This is perfect! Terrin, she's an oil slime, she can help you get us inside. It won't even hurt at all, she's an expert at this sort of thing.Just tell her that you need to insert us for... medical reasons, but you're too shy to do it in front of your friends. She'll lend a hand... pseudopod thing, for sure!
>>1334357Seriously she is just a servant slime, what is she going to do? Lewd you to...actually yeah fight her, absolutely nothing can go wrong.
>>1334357don't, the last fight would have killed you if you weren't working as a team. besides you get nothing if you run ahead.
>>1334357....... she's a five rune slime, she is the slime queen's sister. The slime queen is the main boss. Oilivia can and will smash you if you make her.
>>1334357If you go in there, you will almos certainly die. There's sure to be some nice loot though.
>>1334357Idea! Ask her what the "coins" you find earlier are for :V
>>1334384If she is the slime queens sister... what does that make her?man the line to succession is weird for the slimes
>>1334357Apologise, but then ask if she knows a special massage to promote growth.
>>1334423I second this :V
>>1334423Unfortunately, the jury points to "no" on the subject of breast massage increasing cup size. However, as I recall, the dungeon has a few "lesser" items that could do that. >>1334357Olivia, how about a little swimming trial for our would-be protagonist here? Maybe if she can manage to navigate the course in a certain amount of time, you could give her a little "confidence" boosting item?
>>1334357Remember that time when Tali was instantly and brutally killed and that other time when Angie was instantly and brutally killed?Think about whether it is wise to challenge this lady
Gonna grab a quick bite, brb
>>1334363>>1334357Actually, yeah. Why not just ask?
She doesn't look so tough. Look at that face. How strong could she be?1/2
>>1334614digging your own grave there Terrin. can't say I warned you.
>>1334614If you wanna get dunked on I can't say we didn't warn you
>>1334614Excellent point! And hey, you got that brand spanking new orb, didn't you? It's a perfect time to test out how strong it'll make you. And hey, she looks like a dweeb anyway. What's she gonna do, cry you to death?
>>1334364Right!? She's not even a real person! Who does she think she is being all tall!? I bet she does that on purpose!>>1334366I have natural magic over the elements of ice and fire! I am the only Aelor like this! I mean... There are other blue horned Aelor.And they have their own natural magic...But I'm the only one that can do this!>>1334363A shopkeeper, eh? Yeah. She's gonna be easy to->>1334444...Hmm.Yeah. I uh... Maybe I shouldn't fight her.I'll try diplomacy first.>Terrin steps out of the area.>The slime visibly relaxes and smile."Sorry about that. I uh... Thought there was treasure in there.""Oh, there is. But they can only be obtained by getting tokens. Like this one." She hands her a token. Terrin looks it over."Is there something that can uh... That can make me grow taller? And more uh... With more curves?">The slime pats her head."You are perfect just the way you are, you know? I can see you have a spark in your eyes. A motivation to do your best. That is already more than what most have.""... Yeah but I want more. It's not easy being a short Aelor, you know. My people are taller, curvier, stronger. I wanna be like that AND have great magic.">The slime nods."I understand. Perhaps I can help you.">She leads Terrin to a large pool of water."Here is my challenge for you. This pool is filled with comfy slimes. You have to use your wits to go through the pool and make it to the end without running into them. Then you shall have your prize."
>>1334628Pfft, easy. This will be a walk in the park. Just swim over to the other side!
>>1334628Try asking the slimes to move aside politely? Alternately, ask if you can get some plain water and make an ice boat. You don't want to hurt them for just being comfy.
>>1334628Can you see them?Use your ice powers to freeze a path over the pool. Don't walk on it, though, in case they grab it and drag it down or something. Try throwing snowballs so they think you're walking on it and you can judge how they react.You might be able to slow them down by cooling the water.
>>1334614You mean besides the fact that she's probably stronger with comfy magic than Fuwa and Wafu combined?The Sauna is also with the Music Slime, another Five Rune Slime, tends to hang out.You'll be up against two slimes significantly stronger than the knight, both of whom specialize in mental effects and debuffs as opposed to physical attacks.Sure, they're probably not as good in a head-on fight as Curi, but that doesn't mean a thing when they specialize in making you not want to fight and then pounding on you while you're helpless.
>>1334628ARE YOU AN AELOR WHO WIMPS OUT WITH MAGIC? SHOW YOUR PEERS THAT YOU'RE TOUGHER THAN THEM! SWIM THROUGH IT
>>1334636>ice boat>hot bath
>>1334628Well, I think the best thing to do to start is to try simply walking through it, it's just water right? Resistance shouldn't be too thick, unless they are really filled to the brim with comfy, which is unlikely.
>>1334628Easy, go ask Tali for the comfy rune, then cast "Repel Comfy" the slimes will part and you can get to the other side easily.
>>1334628Just gotta swim, then you'd be swimming into them!But they may impede you with their comfyness, so you might want to avoid them. But you have to go 'through' the pool, so no bypassing it by going above or below it.Perhaps use the pool water to construct a Sphere of Ice for you to roll around in, and roll to the other side?
>>1334646Is not hot. Is filled with comfy. Also, she said not to run into the slimes, which I assume means touching them.
>>1334636>comfy slimes>asking them to move when they're too lazy and comfortable to move an inch.
>>1334648THEY DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE RUNE. >>1334628AND TALI SHOULDN'T BE INVOLVED. THIS IS A TRIAL FOR YOU AND YOU ONLY.
>>1334652That anon was suggesting two options, Terrin make an ice boat, or Terrin make the pool hot enough to make the slimes want to leave it.
>>1334628Quick! Calmly walk around the pool's edge to get to the other side!It's definitely not cheating!
>>1334628Make two ice walls down the middle then separate them so that the middle barely has any comfy slime left?
>>1334628... Ask the slimes to move to the side?
>>1334660Using comfy slime natural convection could be smart if politeness fails.
Maybe she could just fish them out. Ask to borrow a net or something and just pull them all out one by one till there's none left in the pool. Then she won't need to worry about bumping into them when she's walking through it.Might take a while though.
>Terrin approaches the pool. Her mind is buzzing with different ideas, all given to her by the orb.>She kneels before the pool, her tail swishing behind her.>She thinks...>Finally-"Ey, get out. I need to get to the other side.">A comfy Slime pokes her head out."Go on. Get. Shoo. I need to go through. There's other places to sleep.">The slimes climb out of the pool and go away.I'm too good at this.>She steps into the pool and begins to cross. It's an easy walk with no slimes in her way.>Then, she feels something slimy brush against her leg.Ew!? What is that!?>A comfy slime creeps up her thigh and then hugs her.What the heck!? Was that one napping or something!?Oh no..!I....I'm starting to feel sleepy....
>>1334696Quick, start using your natural ability at controlling temperatures, maybe that will make her get off of you and keep you awake!
>>1334696Make yourself uncomfortably cold, and the water to the side more pleasantly warm. Natural comfy convection will lead her away.
>>1334696Just think of Fuwa. What would you do to get away from her?
>>1334696Honestly, you should have seen that coming.Chill down the water around you. A cold shower will help you wake up.
>>1334696Do you wanna drown? Cause if you go down now you drown.
>>1334696You know you COULD give up and just fall asleep. I mean, who really cares about having a beautiful body anyway right?Why don't you just sit back and relax for a while? Your tiny body is perfect for the comfy-slimes to hold onto you know!
>>1334696WILLPOWER YOU CAN DO IT!!!!
>>1334696At least you get to die peacefully in one piece.
>>1334696What happened to the super amazing aelor who will overcome any challenge? You really gonna let a SLIME beat you? Get up and MOVE!
>>1334696Main characters just plain don't lose like this, kid.BE A MAIN CHARACTER.
>>1334730DOO IIIIT ACHIEVE WHAT YOU WERE MEANT TO FINALLY BE!!! FIGHT THE POWER!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0V7aUT13qtM
So tired...So......No! I am the strongest!You're right! I can do it! I can do ittt!>With a burst of energy she makes the area around her frigid, waking her up and making the comfy slime frown. She makes another area warmer and the comfy slime lets go and moves over to the warmer area to settle in for a nap.>She lets that same burst of energy carry her through to the end before slumping over with a 'bleh'."You did it!" Oilivia says."Bleh...""I now reward you with a wonderful prize. One that will help you with exactly what you desire.""You mean..?""Yes. This will give you the body that you desire. Here you go.">She hands over the Slime Swimsuit.Is this..?Yes, it's magical! I can feel it! This is exactly what I need!1/2
>>1334795I, for one, look forward to Terrin making occasional appearances in MAQ wearing the swimsuit...
>>1334795ROLL FOR NEW BOOB SIZE WHEN SWIMSUIT IS EQUIPPED
>>1334795And so the orb and their sidekick accomplishes their goals again. Next time on M.A.Q.-->
>>1334795========================================"Is this a friggin' joke?"
>>1334839Give it time Terrin, it'll come to fit you perfectly, and you'll be the envy of your classmates! I'm sure of it!
>>1334839ask Olivia for one that's your size.
>>1334839Nah, that stuff actually works. Just need to...I dunno. Tie it securely?...I KNOW that's supposed to work.
>>1334839Jump back in the pool, give it a minute to resize.
>>1334845wouldn't hurt to try
>>1334839Pardon, Ms. Genius. Have you considered using heat and cold along with water contact to resize the fit (like leather)? Or have you asked Olivia if she has one in your size? Either is better than pouting.
>>1334839It's fine, you'll grow into it.
"Oh dear..." Oilivia goes up to her and tries to adjust the suit. It seems that there isn't actually a tie of any sort. It works by sticking to the skin but requires a certain amount of surface area to work efficiently.>Terrin lacks that surface area."Do you... Do you have one in my size.""... I don't think we make any that small..."A#@(%*@#_%(I#$)T(IO_)ETI_)E$@%[Connection Error]
>>1334872OH GODOILIVIA SAVE US
>>1334872...that's just sad.I feel for you.
>>1334872Man, I really hoped that she would get to wear it in full...poor girl. Hope she doesn't do anything stupid...
>>1334872Stop, Terrin. Tali know an ensmol spell. She can fix it for you.
Pausing here for the night. Thanks for reading everyone! We'll finish this tomorrow for sure.
>>1334880Awwww, well I look forward to the end. I'm sure Tali and company can handle the boss...maybe...
>>1334890...For about 20 seconds.
>>1334872Just twist it and fold it into squiggly lines. That way you'll be able to get more of it in contact with your skin.Or use a temporary growth spell. Then you'll have more surface area, and it'll help enhance your permanent size.
>>1334872Just have Tali use gis enlarging spell on you till you can wear it, then you can be tall AND Sexy!
>>1334872Oh dear. We better make some in XXS sizes or the gnomes will sue our ass.
Forget it! I'll just trade it to the dragon!Gods, I'm so embarrassed...>Terrin rejoins the group."Hey, Terrin! Welcome back! What were you up to?" Tali asks."... I don't wanna talk about it..."================================>After a somewhat relaxing spa visit and gift of commemorative pens by the Oil Slime the group gets dressed and goes to the final boss room. The three keys unlock the door revealing...1/2
>>1336913You'll trade it to the dragon for the brazier? The brazier you also cannot wear? Or will you stop panicking and just ask Tali to ensmol your swimsuit and get a million alm makeover.
>>1336913<Curi, Mother of Slimes>"Greetings and welcome to my chambers, children. Though it saddens me to hear that you reached me so easily... Not by skill but by necessity.Either way... You will not obtain an easy victory from me. I am the last barrier between the castle and the lovely princesses. And, of course... That -thing-.""Thing?">Curi shakes her head."It doesn't matter. You'll never reach it anyway. You will not get past me.""We'll see about that!" Angie shouts and fires lightning at the slime.>She gathers the purest water and surrounds her core with a solid block of ice. The lightning deals little damage, not even remotely enough to damage it."That won't work on me!" Curi says as she spreads her arms. Copies of herself emerge from the throne. "Go! Destroy them!">The clones flank the group and attack from both sides. Tali is completely enveloped and starts to drown.>Angie is struck by a mass of slime and sent sprawling backwards.Oh gods, it's a massacre!
>>1336929cast "everything is fire."
>>1336929Give us back to Tali. Only he can cast the spell that will save us.SUMMON FAEL!
>>1336929That gigantic "thunder everything" spell I made for you quite a while back? I think it's time for a field test.Cast 『Thunder』!
>>1336938Oh right, give us back to Tali so he can cast that.
>>1336913Use a little foresight, Terrin. Wait until you find another artifact, trade that to the dragon instead and WEAR BOTH.
>>1336929The slime's weakness is their cores! You have to destroy them if you want to win.
>>1336929Can you freeze them? That should make things easier.
>>1336929Save the Tali! he's got useful spells! Like turning water into icecream!
>>1336929Freeze the water connecting the drowny orb to Tali to free her. It's a low effort rescue, AND she's your healer, so she's the only one that's going to put Terrin back on her feet.Pass us back to Tali while you're at it, she needs more help managing her abilities than you do.
>>1336929Throw the Orb away from the bubble, toward the back of the Chair. Then we can save you!
>>1336929Tali's clearly done for. Help Angie.
>>1336929Throw us at Tali! We're the only ones who can save her from drowning!
>>1336913You're just going to give up on it like that? No wonder you are a side character. >>1336929Focus on the cores. The others are done for.
>>1336929You've got spells that can manipulate ice, don't you? Her core is surrounded by it, and it's one of your elements. Cast a spell that can throw or shatter an ice block from a distance.
I can't throw the orb at her! She's covered in slime! I can't help her now!Well, maybe...>Terrin casts an ice spell on the slime holding Tali. It freezes solid and seems to just kill her faster.Oh... Oh gods...Whoops. Okay, I can still do this!>Curi, still in control of the ice ball, lifts it up and slams it down on Angie, flattening the eel.OH GODS HOW DID I FUCK UP THIS BADLY."You can not hope to win, tiny creature." Curi says. "I wi-">Curi feels one of her cores jiggle and lift into the air.>She looks at it right before it's crushed into nothing."What!?"... I didn't do that.>A bunch of slimes wearing helmets appear and begin removing Tali's powerful illusion spell. Terrin can see the person.What the..? Is that Tali?>Curi has recovered by now. She sends a slime clone at Terrin, thinking she was the one who cast the spell.>Terrin has little choice but to toss the orb at the elf.>It hits him in the back of the head.=================================Ow!What the heck!? How!?I was about to destroy the second orb!
>>1337143You know you want to do it~『Thunder』 time~Reuploading image to remind peeps what it looked like~
>>1337143TALI MA BOI
>>1337143Now Tali! Tell Terrin to equip the slime swimsuit on Curi! It'll distract her or mess with her shapeshifting or something!?Also don't you have that vorpal sword spell?
>>1337143TALI YOU IDIOTGET SOME SPATIAL AWARENESSWE'RE BACK!
>>1337143Terrin saw you, Tali. Those slimes broke your illusion.
>>1337143Hey Tali, those helmet wearing slimes have gotten rid of your glamour magic. Everyone can see you as a boy elf right now.
>>1337143Tali, we're back!There are psionic slimes cancelling your illusion. You won't be able to rely on it until you stop them.Can you make a quick Push Ice or Pull Ice spell? Her core is hidden inside an icy shield right now, which protects it from lightning magic (fun fact: pure water doesn't conduct electricity, only the impurities in the water) but it should be vulnerable to ice magic. If she dissipated the shield, then we should be able to provoke her into reforming it with a Shoot Lightning spell.And if you use something like "Mind Magic" as the fuel, it could do something about the illusion disruption.
>>1337157"I who stand in the full light of the heavens..."
>>1337143Dammit, it's you again and not that cute eel girl.Atone for your sins and tackle Curi's generous chest for a chance of Stunning her.
>>1337143Tali, Tali. Summon your Dragon Rider armor.Then, on the summoning spell put in the rune for dragon and your personal Dragon Rider rune.We should summon Fael and show this dungeon how awesome we are with our Giant Little Girl by our side!
>>1337215Nooo, it's too dangerous! Fael will want the loot.
>>1337143Tali use this cool spell:>>1337157
>>1337215Or this. Do this, Tali.Did we ever specify how tall these rooms are?
>>1337224Fael can have our limited edition pen. Only three exist in the MAQ Universe.
>>1337258I want to see that fucking thunder spell
>>1337323He's had it in his spellbook for a while now~Like seriously. https://4archive.org/board/qst/thread/400996
>>1337323You're not playing 52D Underwater Chess. We summon Fael, then use Fael Mana to super charge the thunder spell. We can call it DRAGON THUNDER!
Alright, I can do this!>Tali pulls out his spellbook and opens it up to the really really big lightning spell.I've been saving this spell for a while!This is one of my first custom runed spells!LET'S DO THIS!>Tali casts the spell. The heaven's split and a bolt of explosive lightning strikes the dungeon. Though, rather from coming from Tali or the book, it is as though Thomahar himself summoned a bolt from the sky above to smite his target.>When the smoke clears the dungeon has a giant hole in the center of it.Uhm...I win?1/2=============================
>>1337449Huh you been doing leg day then?
>>1337449>easy mode: disabled>vengeance mode: engaged.
>>1337449What's that rumbling?
>>1337449YOU FOOL YOU'VE UNLEASHED SOMETHING THAT MUST BE SEALED. WE'RE DOOMEDH̡̱̫͍̜͙̪̰̹ͅÈ̖̯̬͓̼̳͖́ ̺̤̱̲̪̙͜C̸̴̟̹͔̺͓͓͓̮̺͝O̮͓̖͓M̵̶̺̯̼͕̜͝E̴̞̻̹͘S̛͍̦̮͍̗̟̭̳
...Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck.Fuck. Like, no, seriously, no joke, fuck.H̡̱̫͍̜͙̪̰̹ͅÈ̖̯̬͓̼̳͖́ ̺̤̱̲̪̙͜C̸̴̟̹͔̺͓͓͓̮̺͝O̮͓̖͓M̵̶̺̯̼͕̜͝E̴̞̻̹͘S̛͍̦̮͍̗̟̭̳
>>1337473How's your cardio, Tali?
>>1337449>dat hole in the floorOH SHIT! Jeffrey's loose!Everyone out of the universe, quick!
>>1337473I need to make more of these spells..Also run.
>>1337473It looks like a dangerous monster! Quick, cast an illusion! Make sure everyone's not where they seem!
>>1337473Empty your mana reserve down that hole, now! FIRE EVERYTHING, THEN RUN!
>>1337473There appears to be a giant monster underneath the floor, and you just created a way for it to get out.
>>1337473Quick, use your commemorative pen! In stories, it's usually a random item that turns out to be the mcguffin that gets the heroes out of a jam, right?
>>1337473Oh god! The destroyer of worlds has come for us all! Use comfy!
>>1337473Tali! Either Seduce Lucy or Comfy the fuck out of her. Comfy so hard, it'd make Cutethulhu think "Damn, that elf is comfy."
>>1337473I am starting to think you win't be seeing those princesses today...you got any world ending magic left to save your brown hiney?
>>1337473Actually, now I think about it, this might be a good time to call on the Failwhale.
>>1337607Oh, Oh. Fael empowered Dragon Comfy Thunder
>>1337473Summon your dragon, Unload all your attacks spells, Create an illusion of a wall for the monsters,
>>1337619You know, that big fat poison lizard Tali's bonded to. Failwhale.
>>1337473Looks like you've awoken something that doesn't like to be woken up.Don't panic. You've dealt with elder gods before. Use True Comfy Magic to lull it back to sleep. But make a bunch of illusionary decoys for yourself and your friends, just in case.(I've been so focused on diversifying our skillset that I'm forgetting to use our best tools. Hopefully they're still strong enough to help us.)
>>1337473Larro, stream the heck up, you slut.
Throw us at it, Its the only way to save yourself
>Tali summons his dragon, changing into his armor at the same time. She appears from beneath him, already in dragon form and ready to fight.>Something from below, a creature in the basement, lifts itself out of it.>It speaks in words that Tali can not understand."Faelanerium, defeat that thing! This is the real final boss!">Faelanerium growls in response and attacks.1/2
>>1337812Tali! Ultimate Dragon Comfy Lightning!
>>1337812Please don't Worf please don't Worf please don't Worf please don't Worf please don't Worf
>>1337830Aaaaand you jinxed it. It's gonna Worf.
>>1337830Man, you know Larro. We're totally going to Worf.
>>1337812Is that our cousin? Hey hows it going back home in the chaos planes?
>>1337848And why your here anyway cuz? I mean we got our asses stuck in this orb and all but hell how you managed to keep that form?
>>1337812on one hand I like where this is going, but on the other hand, I'm totally gonna be salty if Tali wins this. I would prefer Tali and Fael be able to hold their ground but still lose. Because having Tali win would just sap all the anticipation and mystery from the Thing in the basement also put the thing in the basement to a scale which cheapens it further.
>>1337812>The dragon charges at the thing, maw ready to bite down and kill it.>But whatever the thing is. Whatever it may be. It is having none of that.>One tendril wraps around Faelanerium's arm while another slams into the dragon. It's grip is tight and the arm is ripped off, causing the dragon to howl in pain.>When it drops the arm to the side the arm begins to distort, becoming something that normal eyes can not focus on.>It dissolves and whatever it becomes is absorbed by the creature.
>>1337896>It's grip is tight and the arm is ripped off, causing the dragon to howl in pain.Worf'd!
>>1337896>disarmed FaelThis will not stand.
>>1337896YOU CANNOT LET THIS BE, TALICOME ON FAEL!
>>1337871Honestly, I'm going to be salty if Fael and Tali job to this thing. He's literally main character'd the fuck up, riding a dragon, tons of overpowered magic, blessed by a goddess.
how is it worf?we have known that the thing in the basement is on a whole nother level to anything we have ever saw before.i dont care how bullshit the dragon is. this thing is a god compared to it.
>>1337896Time to leave, Tali!
>>1337923It's kinda going both ways. The Thing In The Basement AKA Jeffery has had a LOT of buildup for itself in Audit Quest, and the general feeling is that the day it gets revealed (which it hasn't yet) and defeated should be A Really Big Deal.
>>1337896Damn bro you been working out!!!Hey tali toss us at him will ya, so we can have a chat
>>1337896Oh crap, it is a censorship demon!It seems able to fed on dragons, too, so probably need to get Fael to pull back.
>>1337945Bad voice, don't break kayfabe right now, most of us follow all of larros quests
>>1337967I was speaking out of character, hence the spoilers. Sorry if I didn't catch on.
>>1337896Put an extremely powerful light to Fael's back. This thing appears to be a creature of darkness. So blinding it but not her may grant an advantage. Now may also be the time to beat a retreat through the hole in the ceiling. Maybe kidnap that cleric slime to have it heal up Fael before using her magic to cast another massive thunder/comfy spell on this things head.
>The pair try to counter attack.>They are instantly slaughtered.1/3
>>1337896Tali, play a range game. Start casting magic, heal Fael then see if you can slow it down with True Comfy. Otherwise, smash it with a Fael powered super Lightning and see if that has any effect. >>1337945Honestly, IMO the best end would be Tali and Fael beating it back enough to reseal it in the basement. Then we can call it a draw, but we'll see.
>>1337984>They are instantly slaughtered.Awwwwww->1/3Wait. Que?
>>1337896>>1337984>>1337999you're using the Mary tag Larro
>>1337999Hey cuz...... sorry man no hard feeling yeah?
>>1337999Dammit Tali, you better not have ditched Fael!
>>1338011she was never here
>>1338011She ded voice, real ded And well the elf is a coward if we dont force him to fight
>>1337999Yeah, sorry I didn't listen guys but uh...I'm not fighting that thing. No way.Neither me nor Faelanerium can beat that thing.>Tali runs back to the previous room. The one with the healing plant thing."Sir! I need you to come with me, quickly!">She grabs his hand and leads him through the dungeon, through secret doors he would never had noticed on his own.>And soon he finds himself in a remarkably plain room, looking at a remarkably plain woman."Hello." She says. "Welcome, Adventurer. ... I normally don't do this but I need your help."...Is that the final boss?Should I blast her?
>>1338068Think ya just met the managerANd ya also fucked things up real bad REAL BAD ELF BAD ELFFEEL SHAME
>>1338068No that's the Dungeon master. Think bureaucrat that keeps the place running. She needs you help so hear her out, but get a contract for loot. because loot.
>>1338068Tali, tell her that we'll help her, but we need the crown. It'll give you literally give you DOUBLE THE POWER!
>>1338068Don't you dare blast her.
>>1338076>but get a contract for loot. because loot.Also this.
>>1338068DO NOT KILL HER, TALI!
>>1338068No, you shouldn't blast her.Did you just get Fael killed?
>>1338068Ask her if she's the final boss.You don't just blast a final boss before it reveals itself! It's just not done!
>>1338068Nyet. This is the person who instructs the dungeon, including instructing the dungeon to give loot and to give you and your friend's pitiful asses free healing and life. If it weren't for her, you and the others would be dead. You literally owe her your life. SO NO, DON"T FUCKING BLAST HER!
>>1338068What? No! We don't just shoot people as soon as we meet them! That's crazy!Why would you even assume she's a boss? It's not like dungeons are just built as obstacle courses for the challenge. They're mostly ancient ruins or temples or places like that.
>>1338068No, the final boss was within you, all along.That's just the manager of this place. The hat, that is, the body is just fleshy bits that do the hat's bidding. Think of it as a metal undine.
>>1338068She's probably even stronger than the thing in the darkness, knife ears. You'd hyperdie. Do not attack.
>>1338068She can't be the final boss...Curi and that...thing looked way stronger. No blasting!
Alright, geeze. I won't blast her."What do you need?""I need you to create an illusion powerful enough to trick that... Thing. I need you to just take it back down to the basement. That's all. If you do that you uh... You win.""Really? That's it? I can do that.""Can you create something big and alive?""I can make more dragons and stuff.""Okay, I think that'll work. Also, I was told to give you this.">She hands over the crown and-[Connection lost]
>>1338175This can only go well. Wait, shit, that's only when Tali starts pounding the liquor.
>>1338175OK, which of you crown dorks had this bright idea?
>>1338078YOU ASSHOLE. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SUGGEST THAT? YOU'VE CREATED A SINGULARITY THAT DESTROYED BOTH QUESTS.
>>1338203What will happen next for the two quests??? :V will we have something moar!
========================================"Are you sure you have to go..?""I have to, baby. I'm a rolling stone. I have a lady waiting for me back at home. Two ladies, even.""I understand... You were very brave back there. If you uhm... Ever need healing.""I'm sorry... But you'll probably never see me again. That's just how the universe works sometimes.""I understand...">She gives the elf a peck on the cheek and wipes away a tear.Gods I BS'd that whole thing so hard.The part where all the small slimes fused and made one giant slime to fight the thing was neat.I mean, they all died.But it was pretty cool.I think we're done here?No one's letting us go, so...
>>1338252Tali. Tali. You technically won, which means you technically get dungeon loot, remember? So go get your loot, Knife Ears.
>>1338252Do you still have that karma point stored in the green orb? It might be time to cash it in for loot.
>>1338252Nice scar, elf boy!
>>1338252Good work Tali Ya tapped that ass right?
>>1338252You know that plant is a dude, right?
>>1338278cleric plant, like a regular plant, is both. and tali is used to that.
>>1338252Life has many doors, elf boy. Perhaps you shall meet again.
>>1338295FUCK YOU I NEARLY WOKE UP MY ROOMMATE
>>1338278Well tali bangs ceer man
>>1338252Wait a bit, something might pop up that is beneficial to you, financially i mean!
>>1338252Ashley, give him your seed.
I am curious to see how the gang is going to get home. I don't imagine there are any Ceer portals conveniently lying around. And even if there were, where would they connect? It could end up like Quantum Leep, but with elves and no obvious time travel.I guess what I'm trying to say is, we're Al now. Orange orb can be Ziggy, I guess, if it's around someplace.
>>1338278...............FFffffuck.....That explains a lot.I think I should just leave without being noticed and->The Cleric Plant goes up to him."Uhm... Here..." He presses something into Tali's hands. "It's a seed. So, you know... A part of me will always be with you."".... Thanks.">He pockets the seed.>Not everyone is pleased to see him. Some are borderline hostile. But everyone else hails him as a hero.>Mary approaches the group."Congratulations on your work. Even though the dungeon was in easy mode there were some new challenges that the group managed to overcome. And that's great. So... Here's some loot.">She deposites some treasures onto the group. A Slime Core (Bloops Edition), Royal Jelly, and a fitted Slime Swimsuit.>She claps her hands."Congratulations.""Wow. Thanks." Tali says, "It was actually a really fun dungeon once I saw I wasn't going to die for real. You run it, right?""Yep.""You've done a great job.">Mary blinks in surprise."So we just leave now I gu-">They're all teleported away by an unseen force.1/2
>>1338391Tali has become too acclimated to pleasing feminine penis. He can't even register it anymore. It's okay, Tali. We'll get you some nice therapy right after you plant that seed somewhere dark and moist.
>>1338391Actually, the Cleric Plant's gender isn't entirely certain.In any case, that's not really a problem. He's cute and he likes you. He might even be able to help you with your magic.
>>1338391>The group is back home, right outside the teleporter.>It takes a moment for them to realize where they are but when they do they all start laughing.>They laugh and laugh, relieved to be back home after a tough ordeal.>Tali wipes away the tears and smiles at the group."Well... I hope I helped you guys out today." He says."Definitely! Thanks for being so cool about it all," Angie says."No problem." He examines his new treasure. With a slight squeeze it practically pops and a full slime creature comes out. "Oh! This is adorable! You guys got some loot too, right?""Yeah," Angie says, "I'm gonna have Gears look at this before I do anything with it. Hey, you wanna get dinner later? All of us. I'm paying.""Sure. I think I'll take a shower before then, though."And find out what to do with this seed?"Yeah, course. I'll see ya later." She watches Tali leave then winks at Terrin. "We did it, eh? We're gonna be way more popular now.""Heh... Popularity no longer matters to me," Terrin replies. "I already have what I want.""Pfft. Yeah. You have fun with that thing. I'll see ya later, okay?""Seeya.">She examines her new treasure, a grin on her face.>Then she reads the label.>It hurts but the tears will not come.===End of Chapter 37.5===
>>1338503So what's the swimsuit look like on her?
>>1338503Larro, the Mini-Bloops is 1000% Canon right? It'll show up in normal MAQ?
Holy shit I will never do anything like that again.I hope you all had fun, though!Next quest will be a proper Audit chapter. The start time will be posted on the tweeter.Thanks for reading everyone!
>>1338523Thanks for being our wonderfully ambitious april fool, this was really fun.
>>1338523GG thanks for running man
>>1338503Wonder what Vaisi and Ceera will think of the little slime core...Shame Tali didn't get the jelly, but its okay. Maybe its better that we don't see Slime Tali/Ceera/Vaisi/Vendral/etc.And it will be interesting to see what Amgie does. And it would be nice seeing Terrin rock her swimsuit.>>1338523Great show. Really appreciated the double duty. Look forward to audit in full.
>>1338517Tali is about to be skinned alive by the headmaster.
>>1338503You can wear the swimsuit by folding it. We already said that.There's a solution to your problem. You don't have to be upset when you can solve your problem.
>>1338575Obviously this means Tali is saved by Mini-Bloops, who was hiding in his Mage Robes the whole time retroactively.
>>1338576Well now she can trade the other swimsuit to Fael for the brassiere and have both. It all worked out in the end!
>>1338523You are a madman. I enjoyed the more cinematic feel of this run.
my favorite part.