Ah, 「you’re already dead.」Wait, that’s a bit too far. No, no, wait! It’s not a spoiler; everyone dies eventually, right!?Your name is Katsuya Nekoyo, a「boy」 and most certainly not a 「joshikousei」, and you are heading to the Tetsuyashi Academy of the Psionic Arts—a boarding school built to train irresponsible high-school students with dangerous powers that can level the entire city. No big deal.You grab the doorknob to your dorm room tightly. The place is going to be shit, isn’t it? Don’t you have a roommate too?“Here goes nothing,” you tell yourself, swinging open the door and coming to a stop at the sight of a pair of 「breasts」.There’s a girl alongside too, but you’re kinda focusing on the breasts part right now. Long, flowing hair with the color between bubblegum pink and crimson red falls over her body, a ribbon hairband on her head and panties the only clothing adorning her. A crumpled school uniform lay by her feet.“KYAAAA!!~” she cries out, covering her half-naked self.Ah, good grief.>Contemplate.>KYAAAAA back.>Hit on her.>Casually introduce yourself.Genuflect.>Write-in.
>>1324313>>1324337This desuAlso, that's a new OP image
this is already a better quest than the original psion quest
“Kyaaaa,” you flatly reply.“You disgusting, degenerate, bottom-feeding 「pervert」! Get out of here!!” she cries out.“Good morning to you too,” you say, promptly shutting the door.There’s rustling and some 「UuuUUuUUuUuu」’s as you can’t help but listen. When dead silence fills the air once more, you open it back up and—“Hello, police? I’d like to report a 「sick pervert」 that just broke into my place.”You slam the door behind you, “HEY! What the hell are you doing!?”you shout, “This is my room too, you dumbass! What kind of an asshole changes in the living room!?”Staring daggers at you, she replies, “I can see the look in your eyes; they have dead fish look of a filthy, brutish, scum-sucking animal who uses dirty magazines in book stores and tosses them on the street!”“You better watch your mouth with those lies, I do not litter.”“Lies?! I never lie, for my name is 「Usagi Françoise Le Blanc de La Vallière, the princess of the 「Kingdom of Tsundere」」!” Usagi grits her teeth while tossing her phone to the side angrily, “That’s it, I’ll deal with you myself!”A shroud of fire begins to engulf her, raising the temperature of the room to a simmering boil. 「Sasuga」, Usagi. Suddenly, you feel a 「Killing Intent」 rising from the room, and you take a step back. This is very different from the 「Tsundere Intent」 that is flowing from the girl in front of you.Nani!?>It’s time to run.>Sacrifice her.>Sacrifice yourself!>Attempt to warn her.Genuflect.>Write-in.
>>1324465>Attempt to warn her
>>1324465>It’s time to run.IT WAS THE VIEWERS ALL ALONG
>>1324465>Genuflect.It is always the correct choice
>>1324465>Attempt to warn her.
“Watch out, Usagi!”Without warning, the nearby wall explodes into a shower of drywall and paint, sending everything on it and nearby away. Through the thick blowing dust, you see a humongous black mass also three times your size shifting. Lines of neon green flow from carapace edge to edge.It’s... it’s a 「Alien Space Beetle」! How could one possibly get in to the very school that was meant to train child soldiers to fight them off!? This can’t be!!Before you can even react, the monster leaps and jumps at Usagi.Chomp.You fall back in horror.You’ve felt the 「mysterious undertones」 before, but never would you have expected something like this...!Your heart falters and you feel your spirit crumble, for all you have ever known was obliterated in an instant, leaving only a shadow of your former self—“IIIIIIIIIEE!!” a cry springs forth. Suddenly, the beetle is devoured by embers, the growing heat pulling you back to this mortal realm. What was carapace is now ash, and in the center of the death stands Usagi, panting.“?!” you exclaim while you bend on knee to the ground. You genuflect.“You... you saved me!” she replies, “If I didn’t put my flame ward any sooner, I would have died!”With that, she runs over to you and hugs you.[1/5 Complete!]The door behind you flies out of its hinges, flooding in troops of armored men.“「Lolicon Police」, put your hands in the air, desu!” a lapis-haired girl bounces in, her school uniform betraying her status, “This is 「Officer Bosom McBreastbusts, school defender of 「Purity」」, and I’m taking you in, Nekoyo!”“What?!” you cry out, pushing away Usagi, “I haven’t done anything wrong!”Usagi leaps to your defence, “The vile, fiendish, stomach-churning barbarian is right! He saved my life!”“Nice try, desu,” Bosom replies, “That’s just Stockholm Syndrome talking, desu.”It... It can’t end here...!>”Loli is a bodytype, not an age!”>”Officer, I didn't touch her, I swear!”>”She’s practically an old hag, I’m perfectly safe!”>Use the Nekoyo family secret technique.Genuflect.>Write-in.
>>1324613>>Use the Nekoyo family secret technique.
>>1324613>”Loli is a bodytype, not an age!”
>>1324613>Use the Nekoyo family secret technique
>>1324613>Use the Nekoyo family secret technique.
>>1324613>Genuflect.I will never not vote for Genuflect
>>1324688You can pick any option alongside Genuflect, by the way.Or you can just Genuflect forever.
>>1324714Can I vote for Genuflect alongside Genuflect?
>>1324719That's what the >Write-in is for, anon.
You cuss underneath your breath. At times like this, there’s just one thing you can do: use the Nekoyo family secret technique.There are many family secret techniques like it, but this one is yours. After all, your name is 「Neko, yo!」 With a quick deep breath, you channel your magic inside of you. The psi in your body fires up, filling your body with power as you leap and smash through a window. You drop to a roll, get on your feet, and sprint away.“The guilty ones always run, desu!” you make out as you make your distance away.Unexpectedly, the ground before you ruptures, concrete and dirt sent into the air and showering you with filth.“「M-masaka!」” you cry out.“You can’t run away from 「Justice」, Katsuya Nekoyo,” Bosom replies. She shakes her head, “If you stayed, I would have just given you jail time. But now that you’ve run, you’ve also added resisting arrest to the list of charges, desu!”“You’ll never catch me, copper!” you shout before feeling the cold hard steel of handcuffs clamping down at your wrists.“As judge, jury, and executioner, I pronounce you guilty to every crime in the book! With this, I’ll send you to the 「Shadow Realm」 with 「Trial by Table Tennis」!” she announces.A crowd forms out of thin air, the growing din of the spectators uneasing you.You see Usagi standing to the side, watching you, “Usagi! Help me!”“I’m sorry, it’s too late for a doubles game. Goodbye, Kats,” she leans away, stifling a tear.You turn back to the appearance of a tennis table in front of you.”「It can’t be helped, then」” you shake your head.Luckily, you are a...>Close-distance, long-pips hitter! Hayai!>Traditional defender, a chopper! What are you, a dinusaour?>Aggressive looper, so dangerous! So cool!>Counter-driver, block for days! Cuuute!Genuflect>Write-in.
>>1324732>Genuflect>Serve on the underside of the tableThe rules don't specify the ball has to touch the _upper_ side of the table.
>>1324732>Aggressive looper, so dangerous! So cool![X]Genuflect
>>1324732>Counter-driver, block for days! Cuuute![X]Genuflect
Rolled 1 (1d2)1 = Looper2 = Counter-driver1+2 = GenuflectReflecting on life decisions
>>1324732>Traditional defender, a chopper! What are you, a dinusaour?>[X]Genuflect
You get down on one knee and lower your head. You genuflect.“What are you doing, desu?”“A sign of respect, McBreastbusts,” you say, “I’m afraid the only one being sent to the 「Shadow Realm」 today is you, Officer.”“Bring it, desu.”https://comfy.moe/qpalnn.mp3You serve first, You awkwardly toss the ball into the air with handcuffs and sweep forward, parting backspin. The ball goes underneath the table and Bosom stares at you blankly.“Are you... are you okay?”“Sorry, thought I had a stroke for a moment,” you shake your head. You serve ahead, this time above the table. It bounces to her side low and short, and then she awkwardly returns it with a push, sending it back.You smile.Twiddling your paddle, you switch over to the short-pips and take a step back, your sneakers grinding against the road as you swing. Your bat connects, the pips spinning the ball upwards and into her direction—a 「loop」! The ball arcs down, and when it hits the table, it leaps forward with the topspin... into...!You heart drops as you realize her whole body swings forth, the added weight of her endowment making her smash into a sure-fire kill shot.“It’s too low, there’s no way you can make the shot!”“Of course I can, desu!” she says, “Watch me!”You can’t watch her.It zips past you at in imperceptible speed, hitting your table and out in a fraction of a second. You drop to your knees, utterly broken.You should’ve known what she could do from her huge mammaries. An offensive player like you... completely outclassed. You close your eyes as darkness begins to devour. Your 「kokoro」 is not going 「doki doki」.Wait, that’s not darkness! Your thoughts are interrupted as the sky dims, the sun suddenly blocked out by a swarm of 「Giant Space Beetles」!This is your chance!>Proclaim your innocence once more!>Sacrifice McBreastbusts.>Attempt to save the day to free you of your crimes.>Ping her pong. You mean, table her tennis. Uh, cheat.Genuflect.>Write-in.
>>1324830>Ping her pong. You mean, table her tennis. Uh, cheat.
>>1324830>Genuflect.>Attempt to save the day to free you of your crimes.>Be sadly too late to save McBreastbusts
The yelling and running starts. As the crowd disperses, everyone’s attention is drawn to the overwhelming doom that’s hovering above them.Meanwhile, you were preoccupied. Bosom looks back at you to say something, but then stops when she sees the new score.Nekoyo 10 - 0 McBreastbusts, with two games under your belt.“W-what!?” she says, “You low-life! Just how?!”“I helped you serve,” you say, “Any last words, Officer?”“Please, we have to stop the attack! Don’t do this, desu!:”“Only if you free me too,” you say.She stares at you begrudgingly, and then she agrees. The tennis table for table tennis for tennis tabling explodes in a shower of magic.“Let’s go! We have to defend!”“I just avoided death, I’m not about to run at it again. I’m out of here.”“It’s your obligation as a student with offensive magic, come on!:You look at her.>Use “that”.>”Yare yare, I’ll help you out.”>Turn away 360 degrees and walk off.>”Alright, but I have to do it /my way/.”[?]Genuflect.>Write-in.
I'll be back in 30.
>>1324930>”Alright, but I have to do it /my way/.”[?]
>>1324930>”Yare yare, I’ll help you out.”>Genuflect.>Sprout battle aura>Use “that”.
>>1324930>Use “that”.>image nameYOU WHAT
I'm going to sleep anons. Please carry the torch of genuflecting for me. Creative genuflecting can achieve anything!
>>1324992If you die in anime, you die in real life. She's fine. I think.>>1325147Sleep snug.Genuflecting.
You shake your head and sigh.“Yare yare,” you say, “Alright, but I’ll have to do it my way and use that.”“That?!” Bosom recoils.“No, 「that」.”You genuflect. Magic wells inside you, your psi firing off at 1,000 revs per second to spike you to your psionic zone. Yes, is the true secret behind your power!“Let’s go!” you say, flying up. Oh yeah, people can do that.You have a deep and dark past, with a hideous 「secret」 no one must know—that is until today, the day where you have to unleash your 「hidden powers」 to save everyone around you!Others join with you. You recognize them when they helped Bosom kicked down your door. There’s a girl with a leaf-flowery-thing hairpin with hair curling up, and a boy whose hair permanent blows to the side.“Huhuhu, we’re here to help!” the girl says, “My name is Kaori Oreobowl, nice to meet you!”The guy speaks up, “Yo, I’m S—““You can call me Katsuya, but there’s no time for introductions! Hurry!” you cut him off.The truth is... you have 「Alien Space Beetle」 blood inside you! It course through your bloodstream, amplifying your magic and granting you another ability besides diving through panes of glass effortlessly! And that power is...![3/7 Genuflects] (???) (Foreign Beetle Juice)A 「spirit」 flies out of your body from the 「astral plane」 connected to you, an embodiment of your power! It may come at a cost, but it matters little now!“Brace yourselves, desu!” Bosom says.The beetles are swarming like a hurricane,”Roll 1d100, best of three.>Dive right in!>There must be something in charge, find it!>Split up and attack!>Tank the damage while your allies dish out the pain.Genuflect in mid-air.>Write-in.
Rolled 70 (1d100)>>1325228>Tank the damage while your allies dish out the pain.
>>1325228>Tank the damage while your allies dish out the pain.Be a hero
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>1325228>Tank the damage while your allies dish out the pain.>1000 revs per second>to spike you to your psionic zoneHeeheeheehoohoo.
>>1325315God damn it, laughing jet.
“I’ll tank it!” you shout over the sound of rushing wind, and then to the 「Freaky Alien Beetles」, “I’m over here, you bastards!”One by one, they break formation to head toward you.“Kotori, my spirit!” you cry out, “Let’s do this!”“「Leave it to me」!” she rumbles in response and you clash head on as oversized beetles meet astral foldable steel wrestling chairs.Behind you, an explosion of magic comes out, volleys of psi and projects come flying and vaporizing countless foes while arrows of light split apart the few that split past you.“Take thiiis!” you shout, building yourself back before launching yourself through and ahead, careening through the monsters like a bowling ball.Slowly, the thick of darkness begins to disappear, and soon you make out a figure in midst of the fleeing enemies.“OHOHOHOHOO!” a voice echoes through, “Who does defy the will of 「Yamikigo Maousama, the Empress of Darkness」?!”“Who the hell are you!?” you shout, “Get the fuck outta here! It’s move-in day for fucks sake!”“Who am I—you insolent fool! I’ll teach you lower lifeforms a lesson!” she angrily shakes her fists at you, “First I’ll make you suffer, and then I’ll take over the school, and then the world!”Kaori says, “Huuu, what should we do?”Bosom replies, “We have to back off for now. It’s dangerous, desu!”The boy jumps in, “If we let her go now then—““Shut the fuck up and let me think for a second!” you say.Think, damn it, think!Roll 1d100, best of three.>Bait her into following you!>Clash onto her head on!>Combine your power with your allies’!>Hit on her. Then hit her.Genuflect.>Write-in.
Rolled 64 (1d100)>>1325442>Hit on her. Don't hit her, just keep hitting on her..>Genuflect.
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>1325471>>1325442ThisTSSSSSSUUUUUUU
>>1325442>Forbidden Technique 「LOUDLY ANNOUNCED SURPRISE FIST」
Rolled 62 (1d100)>>1325486SO HYPE THAT I FORGOT MY DICE ROLL
Doing the thing
Rolled 49 (1d100)>>1325471This
Rolled 76 (1d100)>>1325601Here's my roll:
“Have at it!” Yamikigo says, sending a hail of magic your way.With some effort, everyone dodges it with ease.Bosom shouts, “Your beetles have fled, you’re alone here!”You stop her. “「Leave it to me.」” you say, stepping up. Flying up, really.You genuflect.“H-huh?” Yamikigo says, falling a bit back, “What are you doing!?”“I was being too rash,” you tell her, looking at her eyes, “I shouldn’t have said those hurtful things.”“Ohoohoh, now you have decided to bow to the rightful ruler of this world!?” she puts her hands to her hips.“If there’s anyone fit to be my Empress, it’d be you. Why don’t we meet up for a coffee sometime?” you drop, “I’d love to talk with you some more.”“E—ehn!? I—I don’t know...”“I just know it, even though you’re the 「Empress of Darkness」, you’re the 「Light of my Life」!”“EHNNN!?” everyone cries out.“Waa--! WaAaaaA~~!!” Yamikigo stutters, “W-what the heck is wrong with you—”[2/5 Complete!]Suddenly, she lurches forward.“Thanks the distraction, Shitsuyo,” a voice spits out.A voice that belongs to a certain boy that was by your side a second ago.Yamikigo falls forward, and in her place is that boy, now covered in carapace with neon green outlines.“Y-you!” you curse!“What are you doing?” Bosom cries out.“Nooo!” Kaori says.This is...!>Make sure Yamikigo is safe.>Attack!>Combine powers with Bosom and Kaori.Genuflect>Write-in.
>>1325627>Make sure Yamikigo is safe.>Genuflectuh
>>1325627>Make sure Yamikigo is safe.>>1325662There is nothing to be confused about.
>>1325627>Make sure Yamikigo is safe.
A sudden turn of events no one could see coming!https://comfy.moe/dzsdyr.mp3You rush over to the 「Empress of Darkness」, catching her out of the air before she hits the ground. The giant beetle ass falls off like a shoddy PCP prop as she breathes heavily.She’s unconscious okay, thank god. You lightly set her down somewhere safe as you look back.The boy laughs, the neon green pulsating with his heart. “Finally, I can claim what is rightfully mine!”“The fuck are you doing!? She was just misunderstood!” you shout, “Did you just take 「Beetle Juice」 inside you! ““Not quite, my dear Shitsuya, for this is my power!” he flexes and his 「powerful aura」 expands, almost sending you off your feet, “Her power is now mine, and soon, so will be everyone’s!”Kaori cries, “Huuu! You can’t do this! This is wrong!”“I’m sick of it! Wherever I go, some dumb, dense little shit comes and hogs all of the glory! No more of it, I’ll take no mor—““You’re under arrest, desu!” Bosom interrupts, flying toward.“No!” you shout, but it was too late.The arrogant boy explodes with power, firing a beam of energy at her, one of pure 「Hatred」.The girl is sent flying back, smoke coming off of her clothes as you and Kaori rush to catch her too.Bosom coughs, “I was... to hasty, desu...”“NOOOOO! Hang in there, McBreastbusts!” you say.“「I’ll be in your care」....” she says, as she, too, falls unconscious.[3/5 Complete!Kaori stifles a sob, “This can’t be happening.”You turn to the boy, who says, “Listen Shitsuya, I’m the 「Lead」 now! Remember my name, you sack of shit, drill it into your mind, for it is S—!”“Shut the fuck up, you bastard!” you interrupt.>”I’ll leave them to you, Kaori. He’s mine.”>”Let’s go, Kaori!”>Go /all out/,>Write-in.
>>1325872>Go /all out/,Time to fuck shit up.
>>1325872>Go /all out/>[X] Genuflect
>>1325872>Go /all out/.[x]Genuflect
Completing this 12-episode cour.
>>1325872>>Go /all out/,
You go to Kaori, and you get down on one knee.You genuflect.“Huhuhu, I understand,”she softly says, “「Ganbaru」, Onii-chan!”[4/5 Complete!]“I’m not your Onii-chan,” you say, getting up,The boy bellows, “You’ve interrupted me for the final time, Shits—““And my name isn’t Shitsuya.”“GRRAAAAHHHH!” he shouts, bringing his arms back. Power wells in the neon that runs through the carapace, building up to a devastating blow.You fly up, bringing out your spirit.“Kotori,” you tell it, “I’m relying on you.”“「Hai」!” she nods.Into the air you soar, blasting toward the little ball of anger, who’s still charge and building up anger.“I am the 啊of my Chair.Steel is my Body and Love is my Blood.I have watched over a Thousand Shows,Unknown to Death,Nor known to Life.Have withstood Pain to Love many WaifusYet those Hands will never hold a daki.So, as I Pray--Unlimited サイオン Works.”The beam from the boy blasts out, and you spirit splits into two.Then four.Eight, sixteen, and on and on until it was uncountable, and all at once, your spirits swing, the foldable steel wrestling chair smashing into the beam.“You’ll never beat me, you pathetic, soulless, empty, empty slate—““Your resistance only makes my spirit stronger,” you say, “and it’s too late.”The swing follows through, and the beam is instantly sucked into you, flowing through you for you were part 「Space Alien Beetle」 all along. And on the backswing, your spirits release the energy, sweeping forth in a wave so fast and so strong, the clouds had parted without anyone realizing.There is silence, a tranquility that’s only ended after a few moments by the boy. “... Hah, is that all you got? That’s no—“You didn’t cut him off this time. Instead, he jerks forward. You point at him and say,“You are already dead.”Turning around, he explodes in a shower of stardust and magic, releasing his soul into 「Oni Heaven」 and freeing the lands from the cruel king’s tyranny.[5/5 Complete!]You stagger as you reach the ground, your vision fading fast. Maybe... you shouldn’t have gone all out...You take a step... and your body falls forward.Ah, this is it...The last thing you feel before you pass out.......is someone’s arms holding you before the ground.「完!」「TL Note: That means “The End!”」
Thanks for playing! Hope you had fun.The actual quest I'll be running next week. Criticism, comments, questions are always welcome.No one saw that.Also, here's a pic I didn't get to use.
>>1326082>>1326091Thanks for running hopeless, bummed I only caught the end though.And holy shit that archive title.
>>1326091>>1326135I-is this a Japan-only drama CD?
>>1326135Ah, yeah. Ended a bit early today.>archive titleHad a feeling something like that was going to happen.>>1326157It can't be a drama CD with all these Mongolian cave paintings, anon
>>1326177If magic can be real, then so can encoding silent image data to a sound file!
>>1326082This was fun.
>>1325915>>1325903>>1325662>>1325471Thank you, heroic anons, for continuing what I couldn't finish. You are real Allies of Genuflecting!