You are prince Taumas of Addengard, the bull of heaven, heir to the throne, engaged to a wood elf princess and liplocked with your best friend from growing up.It's one of those days.Prev thread: >>1301543
>>1320965And of course I fucked up the link. Welcome to wrong side of morning everyone.Actual prev thread: >>1292825
Uh, you waiting for us author? Because I'm pretty sure we're waiting for you.>>1319266
>>1320965>>1320970>>1321066So what's the prompt supposed to be? Deciding whether Charlotte gets reinforcements or not?
>>1322584Yeah, but we were waiting for OP to tell us if we've got any men local to the area they need to be deployed to.
Hey OP, did you save the old thread in suptg? If not, you should.
what is happening right now?
>>1323575send the maidsmake them battle maids
>>1324654But their skirts are too short to properly fight with! They'd probably freeze to death before they reach the enemy!
>>1324660not if they keep moving !!and thats to be distracting to the bad guysmybe make them made out of some really warm things?
>>1324690Hm, interesting proposition. We could acquire winter maid outfits made from either furs, some insulative modern fabric that we managed to acquire early, or some protection from cold magical enhancements. However, would they want to wear those outfits into battle and would we spend the money from father's coffers?
>>1322584I wonder if we could take the elf waif and a few bodyguards and make it into a royal hunting quest.>citizens are happy to see the heir taking matters seriously>elfs are happy that the hunam is bonding with their princess>it's fun!
>>1324803The King is away, we are holding down the fort.
>>1324759this way the leigh of the out the outfits can stay the same and they keep warm every one wins
>>1324811Clone ourselves to take care of it while we're away, or get one of the other royal family members to help out?
>>1324811How inconvenient.>>1324832That begets a question, what sort of wizard do we have access to?
>>1324811more like holding down the womans
also liking that the size of our dick is soo big the ladsy are liek hmmm not going in methe curse
>>1325159they can then lean kun fu moves that inlove alot of kicking to show off theree panties
>>1325159Honestly though author, what the fuck happened? Normally a new thread isn't started without the quest being allowed to progress.I'm not mad really, just perplexed.
>>1325159>>1325166>>1325244Maybe he wanted to see what rabbit hole we'd go down while we were gone?
>>1325262battle maids and warmer outfits but keeping htem the same shortness and teach them kicking kun futo show off those legs.but yer would love to start princeing around befor my gf gets off from her bear day bc thing
>>1325493ok then i wasnt here for the rollbut hay lest you and senpai are haing fun
>>1324832 #If there was a way to clone you do you really think Alyssa wouldn't have found it by now?>>1324862 #Sexy wizards.And one really old fart. But he's a terrific guy.>>1325025 #I rolled for it at chargen.9.2 inches long6.5 circumference>>1325244 #A fuckton of stuff suddenly happened and is still happening. Sorry about this gents. On the plus side; this is the most bonding my family has had in years.>>1325262 #Disregard my previous statement this was my plan all along.
>>1325493>>1325510>>1325511>>1325519Who's Elva, one of your characters from another quest?
>>1325525Long story. I was gonna troll a thread but I posted here first.
>>1325262Well, there's always checking out our elven soon-to-be-sister-in-law's hole
>>1325909Mother in law actually.
>>1325931Single, possibly lonely mother in law.
I hit e instead of f at it bumped my name back.That was me. Switching back from anon is suffering.
>>1325969>>1325531Let's just hope you don't slip up while trolling that thread of yours, but it's not like this could possibly backfire on us, right?
>>1325997I decided not to troll, but it still suggests the name.Consequences.
New segment soon.Enjoy ass until then.
>>1326267But when the soon become the now
>>1326267>>1328315Once we can no longer enjoy 'dat ass?
>>1326267>>1330822So never, then. Cause damn, that ass is fine.
>>1331694>So never, then.My god... It all makes sense now! This was the QM's ploy so he could flake out on us and postpone the quest indefinitely!
>>1331779If he only comes back once we stop admiring dat ass we need to post more ass to distract ourselves from it. Clearly, the only course of action we can take is to post more ass to summon him. Look into your heart, you know it's true.
>>1331800>post more ass to summon him.Post ass 3 times in a row while chanting his name to summon him?
>>1331800>>1331832No wait, it's probably posting an ass while chanting his name 3 times in a row.
>>1331832Hmm, okay this is tricky. We need 3 ass pics of the finest quality. Imma need some time to acquire such offerings.
>>1331850No wait! We can still save the other 2 offerings for later summons!
>>1331853No anon, more ass means more pull on the spirit of FMKER during the ritual. So we need to post more ass.
>>1331843FMKER, FMKER, FMKER!
>>1332521ASS, ASS, ASS!
>>1332553FKMER, FKMER, FKMER!
WHO DARES PERFORM THE RITUALS???
>>1332521>>1332558Wow look at all the characters I'm adding to the quest.
>>1334616Extra T H I C C
>>1334630That is one of my weaknesses (if Alyssa didn't make it obvious already) so y'all are gonna have to wait for me to finish furiously masturbating before you get segment ok? Ok.
>>1334656Y'all posted thicc you knew what was coming.
>>1334678your simple human interests are beneath me
>>1325025Is this like an NTR thing? Enjoying being refused sex at the last minute? I'm not for that.
>>1334689How are you even typing this with one hand on your dick?
Fuck it. I'm gonna one hand this shit.Your father took most of the standing army west to deal with an unstable situation, he took four legions, each numbering roughly five thousand men.He left one legion within the capital region with two more spread over the rest of the immediate kingdom.In time of war you can raise the rest of the legions, two of the four legions were raised from the island Charlotte just came from, as it's one of the most stable territories.Usually at least.
>>1334768I learned the single fist technique many years ago.
>>1334637>>1334768>>1334773Nice prediction.>>1334773>Usually at least.Is this the part where if we try the masses rise in revolt against us?
>>1334778The thicc whispers to me. Glimpses of possible posts.
>>1334788Your praise honors me.
>>1334773So what are our options?Conscripting more soldiers?Hiring another bunch of adventurers?What about Safari? Would the womanfolk of the castle run rampant in our absence?Do we have any other allies we could ask for help? What about the WIZARDS?
>>1334778Forgot to answer the second part.I meant in regards to the Chimera. But that's always possible.
>>1334832The common filth rising up against there god given ruler? Treason!
>>1334826Possible.Possible.Possible.If by run rampant you mean take turns sleeping in your bed while you're away then maybe.YOU HAVE MULTIPLE WIZARDS besides the thicc one you just met.
>>1334847Correct. Widespread rebellion is unlikely but riots are always possible.
>>1334826Hmmm. I like the idea of a safari, but I think adventurers might be the safest option here. We should always try to remain at the castle as much as possible in order to run our kingdom while dad is out of town. You never know when a crises will crop up that requires strong decisions from the highest level.
>>1334871Say, why are they so antagonistic to our rule and our armies anyway?
>>1334927I could give you a multiple paragraph explanation that would flesh out the world and add context to prior segments.But I'm busy so; Island = Ireland.They aren't openly antagonistic but they're a conquered kingdom with a lot of angry gingers. Foreign flags upset them. Foreign soldiers infuriate them.
>>1334924what field needs plowing...I agree with this anon better stand our gorund for now.
>>1334935Oh, Irishmen. Say no more.
>>1334935>>1334963>>1335078Irish Potato Famine when?
>>1335080When they have foolishly replaced all their native crops with a single strain of it, creating a total dependency on a crop that is completely susceptible to introduced blights. Now where did FMKER go, or am I going to have to repeat the ritual?
>>1335094Yes. You should repeat the ritual.
So the vote is to stay at the castle and hire more adventurers to go aid in the Chimera quest, then later to meet with Thea and the priestess for a meeting of the minds that absolutely is not a date and will almost definitely not involve wine and cheese in front of a roaring fireplace on a cold Addengard night?
>>1335219Yes. Yes I can support this plan.
>>1335219Although on thinking on it, will we get a chance to check if our elf missus is cool with us 'pursuing our oaths' before the date?
>>1335219what about the lunch with Ray?
>>1335262>>1335266Not an immediate meeting. Ray lunch is in an hour or so. You can arrange a meeting whenever.
>>1335321Sweet, when can we expect you to continue the story? Or do you require sacrificial ass to begin posting again?
I was just awaiting confirmation on the choice.But a fickle God am I. I demand ass.
>>1335354You are a curious person, OP, but sure.
>>1335371I have never been more flaccid.
>>1335219>>1335262>>13353212nded.Try seeing if we can recruit volunteers from the population, I'd rather cut down on conscription if possible.
>>1335373Oh I'm sorry OP. Is this the ass you were looking for?
You push Charlotte back slightly."Adventurers."She blinks. "Pardon?""I'll hire adventurers to go after the chimera. They're non military so they won't rile up the locals as much, they're willing to face anything for money, they throw gold around like hares in a whorehouse and-""Make it a bounty."You blink. "Pardon?"She kisses you again. "If it's a bounty you're likely to get locals willingly involved as well, and you'll only have to pay whoever actually kills it. Sound good?"You say/do?
>>1335535>bounty>Good idea. Let's go with that. There's only one so it shouldn't be difficult to provide proof of it. Saves us more trouble too from having to deal with all those people.>Call her a genius and kiss her. We should do more stuff like that in the future.
>>1335535>>1335549So how many problems do we have to deal with so far?Chimera, whatever the other band of adventurers were up to, keeping the capital occupied until father comes back?
>>1335535That does take care of the part where we have to hand-pick the person for the job, but it feels a bit risky to just announce there's a problem the crown can't be bothered to deal with directly...>Good idea, I'll consider it.
>>1335586Hm... Good point. I'm still thinking of Aku's bounty hunters when she mentions "bounty" which is why I didn't see any problems with it.
>>1335535Switching >>1335549 to >>1335586.So now we have to deal with politics?>>1335588Can we still pull an Aku?
I gotta catch some sleep. Forgive.me
>>1335601Sleep well and dreams of ass OP
>>1335601G'night. Thanks for the session, QM.Be wary of Aku haunting your dreams.
>>1335601Night dude, looking forward to this picking up again.
>>1335601>QM goes to sleep right after I wake upSiiigh
>>1335549Agreed. Also, before we part ways we can leave her wanting for more. Since we're publicly observing the chaste period, we do some dry humping and grinding while pressing her against the wall and pulling her hair. Leave her having to pull down her coat to hide how drenched she is.
>>1335586>but it feels a bit risky to just announce there's a problem the crown can't be bothered to deal with directly...Oh wait. Aren't we bothering to deal with the situation directly though by rallying the people to deal with the threat, where professionals would be drawn to the bounty with appropriate compensation for the type of threat? The price of the bounty would show much we care about it.
You spin her around, pressing her against the wall and pressing your mouth against hers."You're a genius."Her eyes are wide. She grins. "And how do you plan on rewarding you-MMMH!?" You slide your tongue past her lips and squeeze your hand down the back of her pants, pulling them halfway down her thighs and grinding your crotch against hers.She moans, she presses as close as possible, slamming her hips against yours and wrapping one leg around your waist.After five minutes of heavy dry humping you decide your paladin has been amply rewarded, but she seems to have other plans.As you try to pull her trousers back over her ass she grabs your wrist and looks you in the eye."Let me go down on you." It doesn't sound like a request.You say/do?
>>1341124Er... I don't know, I don't have much of a strong opinion for lewd decisions. I'm fine with supporting any other anon's suggestions.
>>1341124>>1338004>"Let me go down on you."Is this the part where we go straight into sex and break the chaste period?
>>1341124"No" Slowly end the embrace and back off.I have no problem with giving her what she wants but first she will have to earn it.
>>1341124>>1341257>Engage paladin willpower.Yea, that works. 2nded for blue beaning.
You gently but forcefully pry her off."No."She whines. "It's been so long!-"You shake your head decisively and pull her trousers back up.She makes one last attempt."Come on! It's not cheating if it's my mouth!"You say/do?
>>1341392>"Come on! It's not cheating if it's my mouth!"Lol.Should we stomp our foot down with Paladin willpower?
>>1341392"Not yet. But my promise stands."
>>1341418>But my promise stands."What promise? The chastity one?
>>1341466that she'll be at the top of the threesome roster
>>1341497Oh, so there was. The one from before the quest started.>>13414182nded.
"Not yet, but my promise stands."She sighs. "Fine." Her face becomes thoughtful and she looks down, resting her hand on your crotch. She bites her lip. "I hope your fiance knows how rare that monster is." You both step away from the wall.You say/do?
>>1341528I think it's time for us to dinne with our fiance, once she is full and in a good mood we can tell her about our oath.
>>1341528works for me >>1341547unless you have something else in store for us OP.
>>1341528>>1341547>>13416013rd. This is good.
You part ways with Charlotte, leaving her with soaked panties and the promise of lunch tomorrow, then make your way to the parlor you've been meeting in for the past week or so.It's smaller than the vast dining halls, more intimate, less crowded and best of all; all the interfering politicians are too busy to remember it's there.You hear laughter.Ray didn't tell you to expect company.You say/do?
>>1342791Politely ask to be inyrodiced to our fiancee's guest. Look them up and down. Appreciating tgeir body if they're female. Sizing them up as a potential threat if they're male.
You pass Ray's bodyguards, both women, similar enough to be twins despite their different hair, eye and skin colors.You've often wondered what they wear under their ankle length cloaks...As you enter the room you see the shapely figure of your beautiful fiance, Ray, wearing gold jewelry and a flowing green dress that despite being cut rather modestly, flatters her lush curves marvelously.She is currently chatting rather amiably with-
Your rather absurdly buxom and curvaceous chancellor; the half elf Alyssa.The same woman whose naked breasts you groped mercilessly a few hours ago and who practically begged you to take her as your mistress.Aaaand she's chatting with your fiance.You say/do?
>>1343153Greet her higness and the chancellor.Ask if there's anything new that would demand your attention.Invite the pure and innocent elven maiden to a lunch.Act casual. Smooth as a cucumber.
"so what are you two laughing about">>1343153
>>1343153>>13431932nded.>>1343195Save this for once we've got them into the mood later.
>>1343153Pretty sure >>1343193 hit the nail on the head, so I'll just Scruffy this one.
As soon as they see you the conversation cuts off abruptly. Both women share a brief look before rising, smiling at you and curtseying."Good day milord!" "Good morning my dear!"They both wink at you briefly with the eyes the other can't see before glancing at each other and giggling."Good morning ladies. Is there any new matter that requires my attention Alyssa?"She comes around the table and takes your arm. "Actually milord there is! Please, come sit with us. It's about what lady Ray did last night!"You say/do?
>>1344177"And what, pray tell, might my lovely and virtuous fiancee have done last night?"
>>1344177>>13442052nded.Should we be worried?
>>1344218I'm almost daring to hope our lovely fiancee suggests the threesome before we can.
You swallow as she leads you to a chair between the two of them. Ray smiles and leans up to kiss your cheek."And what, pray tell, might my lovely and virtuous fiancee have done last night?"They both giggle, Alyssa puts one hand on your shoulder, you feel Ray's hand creep on to your left thigh."Well! She tells me she spent the whole night in worship to her God, but she won't tell me which one it is!"She looks at Ray in mock suspicion. "I almost think you're faking piety highness!"Ray shakes her pretty head, eyes wide and innocent. "Oh but it's true! I was on my knees for hours! Sometimes I couldn't help but shout my Lord's praises!"As her hand roams further up your left thigh you feel Alyssa's begin a pilgrimage up your right."Goodness!" Alyssa gasps, "Such fervor! Perhaps I should join your religion."Ray closes her petite hand around the pride of Addengard. "Perhaps you should." She squeezes gently.You say/do?
>>1344492nothing, only a mad man would risk screwing up what is already perfect.
This is one of the most pathetic quests I've seen, holy shit
>>1344616Is there something more you would like to say to the class, anon?
>>1344616You know what?You're right.I can do bigger and better things with my life than peddling softcore smut and y'all can do better than reading it.Quest cancelled. You win anon.
>>1344625>Quest cancelled. You win anon.Well, that was fast. I was kind of hoping he'd go into a tirade first before you'd do something like that.
>>1344627Oh good point. Disregard previous post.
>>1344628>Oh good point. Disregard previous post.>Disregard previous post.Ah... good times. I remember this exchange as if it was a few days ago.
>>1344628Would some ass help improve your mood FMKER?
>>1344752Oh anon. You always know what to say.
>>1344801May this humble offering please OP
Wait, are people reading this and actually enjoying it? This reads like some teenager's smut fantasy, and even then at least that admits to being smut. Do your players actually find this hot? Are they doing this out of pity? Or are they that desperate for smut from someone who can barely string together a proper sentence? Seriously, tell me why someone would stick through this except to laugh at OP
>>1344886The only thing I pity here is you. I mean what kind of empty human shell do you need to be to gain satisfaction from criticising anonymous people on an image board.
>>1344892>hurr durr don't think about it! Turn off your brain and have fun!I'm serious. I take a peek into a quest on the quest board and see shit, are we not allowed to call out shit or ask why people are so willing to like it? Go on anon, can you tell why you like this shitty quest so much?
>>1344886>>1344917If you think this thread should be banned, get a mod and let them decide. Either way please leave.
>>1344917>I'm seriousyou made that quiet clear but I honestly do not care if you are or not. Just go hide this thread and continue your existence elsewhere.
>>1344932>I can't defend my shitty writing >or say anything nice about it >b-but please stop saying mean things about my middle school smut!Fucking sad, no wonder /tg/ wanted quests gone
>>1345058"Autistic" gets thrown around a lot these days, but it's surprising to see someone fit the bill for real. I'm sorry that you don't see what's wrong with what you're doing here.Or maybe you're underage, can't really tell.Also >sakofag is here
>>1345449Who's Sakofag?>>1345058>>I can't defend my shitty criticism>>or say anything nice about it>>b-but please stop saying mean things about my middle school behavior!I'd be more inclined to support you if you actually had the tact to know when to provide criticism, and provide any actual criticism, but it looks like you're just here to get attention bro.
>>1344507Anyway. All in favor?
>>1346389Sure, why not.
You sit up straight, in more ways than one.Rays hand just sits there, squeezing and releasing. She sips tea with her free hand as Alyssa speaks."So my lord, how did your meeting with the adventurers go?""Adventurers?" Ray gasps. "How exciting."You feel Alyssa slide her hand further up your inner thigh.You say/do?
>>1346903How do you expect us to come up with something witty to say in this situation, most of our blood is being directed away from our thinky meats right now.
>>1346903Grab Ray's wrist, "There's a rather important matter we need to discuss, dear," Pull her into our lap, then explain the nature of our oath while grinding our hyperweapon against her ass.
>>1347117Well I mean we're basically ConsensualRance anyways with our oath.
>>1347135Still the same poster as >>1347085Phoneposting so my IP changes at random.
>>1346903Let's tell her the adventurers seemed very capable and we believe they will have no problem handling that bandit situation.>>1347085I don't think we need to force the issue right now. Ray already appears inclined to share, at least with Alyssa and with herself present.Let's see where that goes and hopefully we can get to the subject of our oath in the afterglow.Speaking of which, if this is actually gonna happen, then perhaps the time has come to relocate to supTg? What say you, author?>>1347117Wait, is this really the first time any of us made that Rance reference?I could have sworn otherwise, but I guess not (previous thread maybe?)
>>1347161Didn't we promise our oldest friend first dibs at a threesome, though?
>>1347185Nah she wanted to be one of the first three wives we take.
>>1347185>>1347197The truth lies in the middle: she wanted to be in the top three choices for a threesome.So we're cool for now.
>>1347197Well then, disregard. Let's keep rolling on this teasetrain.Hmmmm...Should we make Alyssa beg for it, when it gets that far?
>>1347253Jolly good, who are the candidates for the other girl in said threesome?
>>1347266Probably Ray, at least the first time. She is our betrothed after all.
>>1347269Indeed, you think she would be embarrassed by her lack of endurance compared to Charlotte? It would be kind of humiliating to finish in the first 10 minutes of an orgy and spend the rest of the night watching us go at it with the paladin.
>>1347286>implying her shame won't make it hotter>implying that won't just drive her to try harder next time>implying we won't instruct Charlotte to train her
>>1347266I believe they are sitting around us.>>1347290I like the way you think.
>>1347304>girls sitting next to us include both Ray and AlyssaAnon surely we must level up before we can safely start a foursome
>>1347381Ah, you meant what other girl we could be in a three some with when involving Charlotte. I see.I thought you meant for our first threesome (one not necessarily involving her).>>1347376I wonder if OP's plan is to let us make the decisions that lead to the first sex scene, then immediately relocate to supTg so that (after a "the quest so far" summary) he can open with a somewhat literal bang.After all, thread 1 started out with the protag waking up after a night of sex. It'd be kind of fitting.
>>1347381Technically you can have as many foursomes as you like without breaking your promise to Charlotte.
>>1347464Now, now. We're supposed to give her the D, not be a D to her.
>>1347464Yes, but Charlotte's a Paladin. Which means girlabs, which are both love and life.
>>1347286Also in regards to this ^^^ girls can go more rounds with less effort than guys. Size discomfort means Ray needs some time out before getting back on the horse but her average is three rounds a night.
>>1347507This is valuable knowledge. You going to post again tonight OP?
>>1347636When I get some breathing room.
>>>>1347286>It would be kind of humiliating to finish in the first 10 minutes of an orgy and spend the rest of the night watching us go at it with the paladin.>>1347290>>implying we won't instruct Charlotte to train herTrain Ray in the ways of our faith?
You stammer, choking on your answer as Alyssa's shaking hand gently strokes the head of your spear.Her hand is inches away from Ray's, which has started shifting back and forth an inch at a time with agonizing slowness."My prince?" Ray asks again."Are you well?" Says Alyssa.You say/do?(Transplanting to tgchan soon.)
>>1348011everything is fine
>>1348011Tell the lady chancellor we appreciate her helping hand and how she handles lord's affairs but there's an issue we'd like to discuss with her highness in private.
First this>>1348039Then,>>1348041>Tell the lady chancellor we appreciate her helping hand and how she handles lord's affairsSupported up to that.The rest, I don't think we need any more privacy than we currently have (threesome inbound guys!)>>1348011Whoops, kept calling it supTg by mistake. That's what I meant.Things about to get steamy.
>>1348011Aww, no one wants to tease Best Chancellor? Well, here's a suggestion, anyway.>Take a deep breath and spread your legs to give the girls more room to work. Reach your arm around Ray and grab one of her tits. Reply to them that you just missed such a loving embrace while playing with her breast and looking at Alyssa.
>>1348186But anon,>>1348041>Tell the lady chancellor we appreciate her helping hand and how she handles lord's affairsThat is teasing. Think about what her hands are currently busy with.With that said, I like the idea of manspreading. Rather than just hugging and fondling Ray though, how about this:First we tell them everything is fine as we manspread, then as we put our arms around the shoulders of both of them, we tell Alyssa that we "appreciate her helping hand in managing her lord's affairs", and then we subtly but deliberately let our hand brush the side of Ray's breast.
Sooooooo, are we getting an update?
You shift in your seat, opening your legs to let your lovely hosts do what they obviously do best."Alyssa," she jerks slightly, blushing, "I just wanted to say how much I appreciate you giving your lord a helping hand in his-" you loop one arm around Ray's shoulders, stroking the side of her left breast.Ray shifts in her seat, stroking faster just as Alyssa begins to do the same.And then,Their hands touch.Alyssa yanks her hand back and starts stammering an excuse as Ray stands, walks around the table and opens the door."No one enters." She says to her bodyguards.She shuts the door and leans against it for a moment.Then she turns and looks at you intently.*Session end*
New thread: https://tgchan.org/kusaba/quest/res/794432.html
>>1348716Well now, when can we expect the tgchan thread to go up?
>>1348758IT'S TIMEYou know, I half expect this to be a massive troll with the new thread beginning not with a threesome but with Ray chewing us and Alyssa out (something none shall witness, hence the order to the guards).
>>1325960>>1325969Interesting. Are you, by any chance, the Elva temporarily running a certain market while its usual mistresses are occupied?
>>1350545I was gonna troll that thread, hence the name. Posted once or twice there under my name tho. No one noticed :(