Accepting new players anytime!Manhorse's Pub - https://discord.gg/34YQ5eUPlayer's Handbook - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1SLqObt4JuNEtWJoipfRe_g7zoKpCxC9zP_lZUecz04E/edit?usp=sharingFor New Players:Please pick a name and a gender.For Returning Players:Time has been rewound back to before Last Stand, and all timers have been removed, except for these changes:-Ko has met Aleera, and is in the City.-Azkeroth has beaten Wood Temple and gained Levitation, becoming an Elementalist.Alright everybody, from the top!
>>1299020Wake up in the warehouse and, using the key I have, open up the third floor.
>>1299020WAKE UP INSIDE!
>>1299020Name: Martin BeckGender: Male
Name: DakadaGender: Male(?)
>>1299029hi>>1299034Jack walks into the Warehouse and shoves the key in the trapdoor while everyone shuffles away from him. Damn right.The trapdoor slowly opens, piping hot smoke hissing out of the seams...>>1299037Glimmer wakes up on the floor of the School.>>1299085(Be sure to join the Discord!)Martin Beck shuffles around in his bed. Time to get up, he supposes.>>1299095Dakada wakes up on the couch. Ugh, mornings.
>>1299111>"Weak." Climb down into the depths below.
>>1299111Huh, I...Seems like Time is fucked.Again.As per usual....Where was I again?
>>1299111>Head to the gun store.https://youtu.be/_IVI_8maicU
>>1299111Dakada wants guns, Guns he will haveTO THE GUNS STORE
>>1299020>>1299111Can I join ?Name : Warden Gender : Male
>>1299111I want to wake up and go to the toilet then I want to eat breakfast preferably some sausages and toast with cheese on it
>>1299111Attempt to locate Aleera.
>>1299111>>1299117"Heeeey Aleera! yoohoo? You there?"Ko says as she waves her hand in front of Aleera's seemingly confused face.
>>1299114Jack goes through the smoke as the trapdoor shuts behind him. He appears to be in a completely stone hallway; on one wall, yellow paint titled "FREEDOM CITY - SURFACE EXIT" is written cleanly as the brightly lit hallway continues left and downwards. He hears metal clinks across the quiet.>>1299117Aleera's in the City, right outside the Cocoa Cafe.>>1299118Blacker Baron finds Charles at the counter again.>"..." >>1299147Dakada goes to the Gun Store, finding Blacker Baron and the store owner.>"Evening.">>1299150Warden appears in his bed with the sun in his face.>>1299198Martin freshens up and eats some breakfast. Excellent.>HP: 50/50>>1299251Glimmer goes to the Cocoa Cafe.>>1299335Ko waves her hand in Aleera's face while Glimmer walks up.
>>1299432Go down this "Freedom City" hallway. Why not? Sounds fun.
Rolled 19 + 17 (1d20 + 17)>>1299118>Ask for a discount since I'm trying to take out a mass-murdering faction that will most certainly cut into the gun store's profits.>Buy two M1911s and 40 bullets, as well as two sets of riot armor discounted at 750 each.
>>1299432Eavesdrop on the conversation between them without drawing too much attention to myself
>>1299432Try doing what Ko is doing right now, except with "boops", and applied to said person.
>>1299111HEROES NEVER DIE for a price
>>1299432Name: TorucGender: Male
>>1299432After that I guess I'll go home and look at my video games I now have.
>>1299432GAA, stop that Glam!So... what now?Want to go to the cafe?> proceed to do soWe have a lot to talk about.Hopefully Az will come to.
>>1299020>>1299563Ko checks her inventory for any money to buy any drinks at the Café."Sure! I could go for a drink. Maybe buy stuff for home."Ko says, perking up at the prospect of a nice drink to ease her bad day.Only to go back to normal perkage apon mentioning her home. Which might not even be her home now...
>>1299563"Oh boy, a Café! Sure why not! Will there be good food?"Go ahead and follow Aleera.
>>1299563Actually...I got to do something quick.> go to maryHowya doing? Did you calm.down a bit?
Rolled 7, 1, 6 = 14 (3d10)>>1299432Actually go into the city and search for foes
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1299578>>1299607Look over at Glam and give her a pat on her head too.
>>1299924"H-hey, w-what was that for?"
>>1300028"I don't know, your hair is just poofy. Have I seen you before or did I just pet a random stranger?"She asks, regretting her choice of timing and petting.
>>1300090"Ummm, I, uh...W-well no, but I'm a member of the Science Club! You must be Ko, right? I'm Glam."Extend hand, an obvious sign for a handshake.
>>1300113"Nice to meet you Glam!"Ko says before happily shaking Glam's hand."You are right. I am Ko. One of the Science Clubs founders. I went away for a while, but now that I am back in action. I hope to help the club as best as I can."
Also, all new players start with $250 as mentioned in the Discord. Thanks for playing~>>1299442Jack walks down the hallway, clicking becoming louder and louder...until he comes across a strange mechanical spider. It barely comes up to his waist, with it's single eye being a glowing red dot.>"Please present identification."Jack is silent for a moment...before it's voice goes three octaves deeper.>"SURFACE INTRUSION DETECTED. ACTIVATING DEFENSIVE PROTOCOL."A small handle comes out of the side of the spider, but a glowing blue blade extends out of it...it's-- it's a fucking laser sword!>>1299446>"Whatever you say, genius.">Riot Armor (2) - This shit was meant to last. Deflects 20% of damage; gives a -8 to all Dodge rolls.>Colt M1911 - A classic. Deals 10 damage.>Blacker Baron has lost $2,550, and now has $4,652.>>1299482Dakada watches this trade.>>1299521Glimmer does the unthinkable.>>1299526>>1299554Azkeroth finds two discs to put into his DVD Player; "Invitation" and "Draw".>>1299534(Be sure to join the Discord!)Toruc wakes up on his bed. Another day, another dawn.>>1299563>>1299578>>1299607>>1299924>>1300028>>1300090>>1300113>>1300181This chain of events happen as everybody enters the Cocoa Cafe; a comfy wooden style greets them, with a chalkboard list of drinks and fridge magnets for sale, people sitting around with laptops and too much time-- yet so little of it-- on their hands. A young, teenage girl walks to the counter from the back room.>"Welcome to the Cocoa Cafe! Anything I can get for you ladies?">>1299627There'll be time for that later, I already wrote the cutscene.>>1299666Azkeroth goes into the city, finding a young man sitting at a bench. Despite his age of about 16 or 17, he looks quite weary, like he hasn't slept well in weeks.>"I sense you.">>1300096(Be sure to join the Discord!)Erika Virgen spawns with the sheets curled up around her. Rise and shine.=Freedom City - Surface Exit=TechSpider doesn't give Jack time to react as it slashes through a bone like fucking nothing!(Jack Frost | HP: 170/200 | MP: 0/0)TechSpider is calling for reinforcements... (1/4)
>>1300410"Who are you, what do you want, and why do you look so tired?"
>>1300410Inspect the wares nearby whilst keeping a keen eye on the baron
>>1300410Ko looks at the lady at the front desk and asks what they have.
>>1300472correction, to the gun range to try our some guns they have lying around
>>1300410>Give two Colt M1911s, a box of bullets and a set of Riot Armor to Dakada."You don't owe me, just put it to good use and don't make me regret this investment."
>>1300410Pat Ko back, so no pat goes unrepaied.
>See time- It's so laateRun to the kitchen and get a toast. Run to class.
>>1300504"I uh thanks, and you are?"
>>1300410>"A machine, huh? Machines were always the weakest creations I have seen. Men can change, they can grow. Machines are just useless hunks of metal and wires." >"Well, well, Tech Spider. Show me your might. This is the world of the strong in my land of law! Call as many people as you want, they can't stop Jack Frost, The Slayer!" Pull out the Antlers and Wasteland Knife before spinning myself into the spider's weak "shell" that it calls armor.
Rolled 1, 2, 13 + 80 = 96 (3d20 + 80)>>1300666
Rolled 8 + 17 (1d20 + 17)>>1300504>Scratch that, sell everything back to Charles and demand that he give me full price since it's a return.
>>1300410Green tea I say!Greeeeeen! Done properly, not too strong, but not too weak either.Oh, also some Prinzregententorte, if you have those.So, Ko...Where have you been?
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1300410Also while I'm talking inspect him
>>1300521>>1301295>>1301295Ko is patted by Glam. Turns out, Ko's hair is surprisingly greasy on touch.Ko looks at Aleera, "Somewhere? I already told you how I woke up in my house and apparently skipped a few weeks into the future."She says looking a bit gloomy."That and the fact that there may or may not be another me running around out there somewhere who may or may not be a clone. I might be the clone for all I know."Ko says looking a bit more gloomy before brightening back up when she imagines things in a different way."Maybe neither of us are the clone and we are both long lost sisters or something? Dad never really talked to me a whole lot about family in the first place so it wouldn't surprise me."
>>1300420>"All I request is your soul.">>1300472>>1300487Dakada finds that he can test any gun in the armory here, at any range he prefers.>>1300476>"Well, we have lattes, machiattos, blended drinks like frappes, tea, and variations of black coffee-- we also sell ice cream, cookies, and muffins."The girl smiles and rests her hands on the table.>>1300504>>1300706>"Son, the only thing you're getting is the items you bought and a boot out of here if you keep talking.">>1300666>>1300683Jack deals an incredible 160 damage!(TechSpider | HP: ??/???)>>1301295>"Alright! That'll be ten dollars.">Green Tea - This is rejuvenating. Heals 5 HP.>Aleera has lost $10, and now has $40.=The City - 13th Street=Battle Theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyCJSqfsi3sMaximinus Winfrith casts Lightning II!Azkeroth takes 70 damage!(Azkeroth | HP: 30/100)=Freedom City - Surface Exit=TechSpider Hits Jack again, leaving a fucking brutal mark!(Jack Frost | HP: 140/200)
Rolled 3, 5, 17 + 78 = 103 (3d20 + 78)>>1301997https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3YcANVqmIM >"Face the mighty hee-ho's wrath! Your metal is pure trash!" Smash my antlers and knife into the spider's body.
Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1301997>"Ahem. As they say. Fuck this shit I'm out."Flee.Have follower A guard me.
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1301997"I'll take a pumpkin spice latte and a cookie."Ko says happily to the cashier as she takes out her wallet."How have things been in the city lately? I've been gone a little while and I'm a little uninformed."Ko asks the cashier kindly.
Rolled 7 + 17 (1d20 + 17)>>1301997>"Sell" the guns and two sets of riot armor to Charles.
>>1301997So, sorry, but I gotta...I'll be at school if you need me.> can I go to Mary NOW?
>>1301997Go up to the cashier. Clear my throat and say in a deep voice."I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number fourty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda."
>>1301997Dakada tests a Mosin Nagant
>>1302017Jack does a decent 65 damage!(TechSpider | HP: ??/???)>>1302040Azkeroth successfully flees!>>1302121>"The City has been doing fine, what with the new policies that our new leader has been implementing. That'll be $40">Pumpkin Spice Latte - Has a nice taste to it. Heals 15 HP.>Cookie - Yum. Heals 5 HP.>Ko-ma has lost $40, and now has $210.>>1302132Blacker Baron is kicked out of the store.>>1302164Yeah. Aleera ends up in Mary's office.>>1302174Glimmer hears a baseball bat land behind her.>Number Nine - You came to the wrong house, fool. Deals 10 damage, stuns on a crit.>>1302292Dakada has a Mosin in front of him; now all he has to do is choose a distance and roll to fire.=Freedom City - Surface Exit=TechSpider is guarding with his blade straight up...TechSpider is still calling for reinforcements... (3/4)
>>1303411Go to the greenhouse and buy 2 cauldrons and 5 water bottles.
>>1303411>Go to the place to buy alcohol.
>>1303437Actually make it 12 water bottlesAnd 6 feathers.Also 5 carrots
Rolled 9, 10, 12 + 78 = 109 (3d20 + 78)>>1303411Prepare myself to attack the spider as soon as it tries to attack me.
Rolled 18 - 8 (1d20 - 8)>>1303411we shooting at 10m
>>1303411"Huh, some shitty internet joke gave me something."Ask the Cashier for a classic Latte
Go to the Cafe and order a mocha
>>1303411Ko thanks the Cashier and sits down at a cafe table.She checks around for any sugar or cream packets to put into her drink on the table.
Rolled 9, 9, 12 + 78 = 108 (3d20 + 78)>>1303502>>1303411Fucking kill it blah blah whatever Here's a shitty meme as well
>>1303468>Switching to go to the place where haste potions are sold.
Can i still join? If then here's my character.Joachim JohnsonGender : male
>>1303411So, Mary, you here?Did you calm down a little?Can we talk?
Names: Dirk DigglerSex: Attack Helicopter (Male)
>>1303437>>1303476Azkeroth is preparing for something, I just know it.>Azkeroth has lost $924, and now has $461.>>1303444>>1303503Dakada gets a good shot in, dealing 15 damage!>>1303468>>1303601Blacker Baron goes to the Nomad Market. Busy as usual.>>1303502>>1303507>>1303528Jack kills the TechSpider!>>1303511>"That'll be $20.">Latte - Creamy. Heals 10 HP.>Glimmer has lost $20, and now has $808.>>1303520Erika goes into the Cocoa Cafe and gets a coffee.>Mocha - Nice and rough, the way you like it. Heals 10 HP.>Erika has lost $20, and now has $230.>>1303524Ko sits down; seems like the drinks are just as is, bring-your-own-toppings kind of stuff.>>1304472>>1304498Joachim Johnson and Dirk Diggler wake up on the couch and floor respectively. Time to get up.>>1304494>"Yeah, I'm fine."Mary stops working on her stuff to talk to Aleera.=Freedom City - Surface Exit=You won the battle!>Jack has gained 833 EXP.>Jack has gained $114, and now has $1,375.Loot:>Laser Shortsword - Cuts through virtually anything, really. Deals 30 damage, with triple damage on crits.
>>1304786Ko aggressively consumes the cookie and slurps down the latte in a very rude and unladylike manner.
Rolled 5, 3, 16, 10 + 80 = 114 (4d20 + 80)>>1304786Make 4 haste potions
>>1304786Go to the gun store
>>1304786Keep going forward/look around.
>>1304786Go ahead and sit down with Ko."Sooo Ko, why exactly were you 'away for a while.' Did you go on a vacatiom or something?"
>>1304786I was wondering...Do you have anything which I can help you with?We could help each other out here.
>>1304786>Buy 20 haste potions.
>>1304472Why do I hell did I sleep on the floor when there is a perfectly good bed Johnson? Did I really get that drunk?*stretches, yawns, makes himself presentable**slaps Johnson on the head to get up*Searches home for clothes, and any weapons that I have hidden away.
Rolled 7 + 17 (1d20 + 17)>>1304802>And ask for a discount for saving their boss's life.
>>1304805Because im not homo and fk me im not sleeping on the floor
>>1304786Buy the Mosin Nagant
>>1304794Buy the cheapest gun i can find
>>1304796"Oh, well I was asleep for the duration or something. I just woke up today in a Cryotube."She says while wiping her hands off on her skirt.
>>1305327"Cryotube huh? Well isn't that one heck of a...bizarre adventure."Wait for a nonexistant laugh track while sipping my latte.
>>1305357"Yeah, say, I've been going on and on about my problems. What about you? I'm sure you have lots of things going on."Ko claims.
>>1305407"Wellll, nothing much. I'm apperantly Aleera's pet, well, more like the Science Club team pet or something. I haven't been doing a whole lot with myself, since I already finished with my History and Math classes."
NEW PLAYERHank "Worm" OthelloMaleTesting trip.
>>1304792Ko then C O N S U M E S the food.>>1304793>Great Potion of Haste (2) - Allows you to do twice as much for five turns.>Amazing Potion of Haste (2) - Allows you to do twice as much for six turns.>>1304794>>1304850>>1304805Dirk gets his shit together and slaps Johnson, who properly heads to the Gun Store to look around at the guns. The man behind the counter, properly suited in a cowboy hat and brown jacket, turns to you.>"What are ya lookin' for?">>1304795Jack continues forward, finding the pathway torn off completely...and right into the face of a gigantic system of underground cities. Holographic projections advertise weapons, drugs, and casinos that you've never even seen before. Instead of cars, small aircrafts for one or two people dominate just below the ceilings of skyscrapers-- ones that you're currently towering over. On the outskirts lie apartment complexes, protected by humming, transparent shields without color; above the sky highway, and only a few feet below you, are incredibly loud, giant ships, shining green spotlights around the outer ring of the city, constantly zooming in circles. At the center of this complex lies a temple, simply titled the "Freedom City Council". Well, at least you have a--Freedom City (Red Light District - Area III)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LREJIqOSfP8--a gigantic boom interrupts your thoughts. Upon the skyscrapers and aircrafts, at eye level to you from thirty stories, stands a robot with a glowing red lens. The insane roar of metal overlaps even the giant ships as the head slowly turns toward you...>"GET DOWN!"An invisible barrier flies open rapidly as a form tackles you to the stone; a red, visionary laser shines at the destroyed hallway from outside, until it finally goes away, the roar of metal slowly going away. The body slowly stands up, revealing itself to be...Schist in a tuxedo?>"Holy fuck, you need to be more careful. Those Titans can do a few thousand damage at once.">>1304796Glimmer sits down as the group talks.>>1304797>"Well, yes. There is a job that I have for you. Thomas?"A boy in crutches and a cast leg looks up from the table.>>"Yeah?"Mary turns back towards you.>"Could you bring Thomas back into the lunchroom? All you need to do is make sure he isn't jumped by those people in the halls.">>1304802>>1304808Unfortunately, Blacker Baron failed his Speech check, but got a bunch of potions.>Blacker Baron has lost $2,000, and now has $1,302.>>1304838Dakada needs $50 more to buy this weapon!>>1305877Worm appears in his bed, the sun shining through his window. Rise and shine.
Rolled 18, 6, 20, 12 + 80 = 136 (4d20 + 80)>>1307121Continue.4 more haste potions
>>1307121>Drink a haste potion and study history.
>>1307121We go to school
>>1307126>Great Potion of Haste - Allows you to do twice as much for five turns.>Amazing Potion of Haste (2) - Allows you to do twice as much for six turns.Azkeroth also manages to make something...different. A brighter yellow, he sees.>Incredible Potion of Haste - Allows you to do thrice as much for four turns.>>1307131(Blacker Baron | HP: 120/120 | Haste I (4))Blacker Baron is studying...(F. History, 2/3 until Mastery)>>1307211Dakada gets schooled.
Rolled 10, 4, 3 = 17 (3d10)>>1307218
>>1307228>Start on Math when I finish History.
Rolled 12, 19, 3, 12 + 80 = 126 (4d20 + 80)>>1307218And end it with another 4 haste potions
>>1307121I want a glock 17 and an extra clip, my dud.
>>1307218Wander around till I find somebody
>>1307225Dakada finds himself face-to-face with a pair of Bullies.>>1307228>>1307234(Blacker Baron | HP: 120/120 | Haste I (3))>Sophomore History Grade: C>3 of 4 Freshman Classes Mastered>2 of 6 Special Classes Mastered>You have unlocked Ancient History!Blacker Baron is studying...>Freshman Math Grade: C+>>1307239>Great Potion of Haste>Amazing Potion of Haste (3)>>1307287Johnson buys a Glock 17 and a Magazine.>Glock 17 - It...shoots. Deals 10 damage, doubles on criticals-- has a 10% chance to explode.>Bullet (30) - Ammunition for firearms.>Johnson has lost $237, and now has $13.=The School - First Floor=Bully A is preparing...Bully B is preparing...
>>1307654>Study ancient history.
>>1307654Ko throws away her trash into the proper bins and goes out to look for a shop that sells ingredients, magical items and Mining gear.
Rolled 9, 9, 5 = 23 (3d10)>>1307654I go to school
>>1307657(Blacker Baron | HP: 160/160 | Haste I (2))Blacker Baron continues on...(Ancient History, 2/4 until C+)>>1307701Ko goes to the Nomad Market-- they have all the ingredients you could really need (if you knew what you were making), magical scrolls to cast some spells, but, uh, nothing on the mining gear.
Nimi: jan KansiUnpa: Mije (ni li 'Male' kepeken toki Inli)
>>1307654"WELL IS THAT IT!!!"
>>1307719Strike first at the bullies
(cont.)>>1307714Johnson finds himself face-to-face with a Thug!>>1307716Jan Kansi shows up, landing in his bed. Time to wake up.>>1307719>>1307721(Next time, please roll your own 1d20.)Dakada misses.=The School - First Floor=Bully A strikes Dakada!Bully B misses.(Dakada | HP: 45/50)=The School - Second Floor=Thug A is preparing...
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1307725I aim my g17 at the thug's head
>>1307725Sell4 Great haste potions6 Amazing haste potions16 Antique coins1 small ruby
>>1307725I Think I can manage that.> On the way there, ask the boy some questions.Who are these people then?Any reason why you need someone to escort you there?And did Mary seem kind of... you know, off?
>>1307121>>1307725Look at Schist with a bizarre look on my face.>"Wait, what? Did you just stop GET IN THE ROBOT for me? Um, thanks. You know, what the fuck is this place? It looks too...future-like."
>>1307730Ayy rolled a 17 for g17
>>1307725> Yawns in classContinues to study English(Ponders: I think this would be turn 5 for it should I switch to something else?)
>>1307773Looks longingly out the window at the and decides that he's had enough English for now. Travels to the market to see if he can buy duel wielded machetes and haste potions
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1307725Go to school.Group up with Dakada like he was asking in Discord yesterday to fight the bullies...attack Bully A with melee.Or, if I can't fight Dakada's fight while he's not around, just go study Mathematics instead.
>>1307725>>1307715Ko looks around for things like Gems, Candles, Salt, their current selection of magical scrolls relating to charms and curses, chalk, rope, and maybe some more rare monster related ingredients. Things like Slime from a slime and Werewolf hair. Oh! And maybe some clay.Ko feels as though she is going to be window shopping for a really long time with little actual purchases given that she has only a little over 200 bucks.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>1307789Dirk also break dances in the street with a hat out for money while he waits for the shops to open.Rolls to see how good he is.
>>1307725Weeeelp, go to the gun store, to the shooting range, and T R A I N!
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1307725Punch bully A
>>1307730>>1307770Johnson hits the Thug with a well placed bullet directly to the head!(Thug A | HP: 70/80)>>1307743>Great Potion of Haste (4): $500>Amazing Potion of Haste (6): $900>Antique Coin (16): $400>Ruby (Small): $2,000>Total Profit: $3,800>Azkeroth has gained $3,800, and now has $4,261.>>1307748Thomas looks around the quiet halls.>"The rough guys out here want something I'm carrying with me in this package, but I can't fight in my current condition.">"As for Mary, she's doing decent after her insane phase. It scared everyone for a bit. Also, there's a caravan right ahead."Sure enough, a caravan of four Bullies and a Thug stand between you, Thomas, and the Lunchroom. Your call.>>1307758Schist ignores the first part.>"This is Freedom City. It was a central communications hub for the Grand Council some few hundred years ago, but after the Magical Plane was closed off, it became colonized by explorers-- after The One came into the picture, it's pretty much terrorist territory. That's how I got this Yellow Carbine-- unrelated, sorry. Moving on.">"I need you alive, as it turns out, for my own personal reasons. When my spell had told me that you were walking in through the old sky vault, I knew you would probably try to walk dick-first into a load of trouble and weapons. As to why I need you...uhhh...okay, look, don't laugh, but I need two people for this side quest, and my last partner was raped to death by twelve succubi. No, I'm not kidding. It's on Pornhub right now."He looks out for any more Titans, and turns back.>"So, you in or not? I need to refill the parking meter pretty soon.">>1307773>>1307789>>1308118Dirk moonwalks (and trips) his way into the Nomad Market. He can get anything he really needs here; potions, magic, weapons, you name it.>>1307852(Blacker Baron | HP: 160/160 | Haste I (1))Blacker Baron is making quick work of this.>Ancient History Grade: C+>>1308542Glimmer is training...(Ranged Training, 1/4 until +1)>>1308607Dakada strikes Bully A!(Bully A | HP: 45/50)=The School - First Floor=Bully A hits Dakada!Bully B strikes Dakada down!(Dakada | HP: 35/50)=The School - Second Floor=Thug A misses.
>>1308986>"Okay, hold the fucking phone. You want me to help you? Me? Helping you?" >"...What's in it for me? If it's power, I'm in. We are friends after all, riiiight? Anyways, yeah sure, if I get something out of it. Also, the guy who got fucked to death? Good death on his part."
>>1308986Kick at Bully A's right shin.It's always nice to shoot for victory, but leaving oneself an escape route can't be overestimated either.
>>1308986Buy 3 units of iron.8 Water bottles8 Feathers8 Carrots4 ammonia4 bleachand 3 healing herbs
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1309010fug, trying to roll again
>>1308111Walk up behind the person that looks mysteriously like ko and tap her on the shoulder.
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1309038Ko was window shopping at some stalls when she feels a tap on her shoulder.She turns around to greet the tapping assailant and find that the perp is none other then her old friend Azkeroth.Ko just calls them Az for short.When she looks at Az, she smiles and tries to give them a big hug."Az!"I am rolling to see how successful the hug is for humor.
>>1308986I kindly greet the shopkeeper and buy two of his finest machetes. I then ask how is family is!
>>1309060Accept the hug."Well it's nice to see you here. Where were you? It's been kind of a pain trying to somehow run the club successfully."
>>1309074"Oh you know, frozen in my basement for the past 3 weeks. Having a twin or a clone or something running around. The works. But enough about me. What brings you around here?"She asks as she ends the hug, bouncing softly up and down in giddiness.
>>1309086"That's a interesting way to wake up at least. Most people use a bed but ok. I was just selling some potions and loot I found at a temple. Mostly a ruby and some old coins."He relaxes and takes on a calm tone.
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1308986Aim g17 ag the thug's legs
>>1309126"Cool! What kind of temple was it? Aztec, Mayan, what?"She asks as an image of Luffy punch that lightning god guy in the face pops up in her mind.
>>1309205"Actually no. Seemed to be related to some ancient people that might have used magic. Was really cool honestly. I went in, fight a hydra...twice, talked to a nature spirit lady, and got a magic spell."
>>1308990Blacker Baron continues studying as his Haste wears off.(Ancient History, 2/4 until B-)>>1308999>"Tell you what, there's this place I've been trying to sell for a while. For however long it takes you, you can just live there. I got this thing a while back so you won't run into losing your shit, let me just...got it.">Magic Keys - Allows you to teleport to Schist's Mansion at any time.>Ring of Unholy Preservation - While wearing this ring, you will keep your soul and inventory in the Plane of the Damned.>"You're allowed to use the pool, bedroom, garage, all that shit. There's instructions for you about what to do by my bedside table; the only rule is that you can't go in the basement. Ever. I have to get going-- see you soon enough."And just like that, Schist leaves.>New Side Quest: I'm Not a Hero>New Task: Go to Schist's Mansion.>>1309006Glimmer keeps going.(Ranged Training, 2/4 until +1)>>1309010>>1309028Worm kicks Bully A in the right leg!(Bully A | HP: 35/50)>>1309024Azkeroth gets all that shit.>Azkeroth has lost $2,388, and now has $1,873.>>1309069Who the fuck are you?>>1309138>>1309147Johnson gets completely punished as the gun blows up and falls apart.(Johnson | HP: 40/50 | Stun I)=The School - First Floor=Both bullies hit Worm for decent damage!(Worm | HP: 40/50)=The School - Second Floor=Thug A slams Johnson into a locker!(Johnson | HP: 30/50 | Stun I)
>>1309311>Drink another haste and continue studying.
>>1309311>"Huh." Welp, go over to his place and look for the instructions or whatever. You know, magic keys and all.
>>1309311Holy fuck keep going
>>1309311As the glock explodes, Johnson was blasted off time and space. Eventually he stopped thinking.
>>1309311Sorry about that shopkeeper. I'm dirk Diggler. I would like to purchase 2 machetes
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1308986"oh...would you like at the time, it's FUCK YOU!!!" punch the shit out of the bully>>1309311"and another one" Focus on bully A"
Rolled 3 + 15 (1d20 + 15)>>1309311Take 1 Block of Iron, 1 Gold bar(Used for a golden deecal in a pattern similar to circuitry), 1 Ruby (Which shall be cut into two drop shaped jewels) and use them to make a pair of guantlets.They'll be weighted and the fingertips shall be shaped into claws for the capability of slashingCall the pairTRUTH & JUSTICE
>>1309311Ko looks around the Shops for Candles, Chalk, and magical Scrolls for Charms and Curses.
>>1309333Dirk slapped Johnson awake"I maanged to return.....Bites The Dust have been activated!"The thug explode automatically later that day.
>>1309369"Hail Friend I don't suppose you can help me- oh also getting you ass kicked too, carry on"
Rolled 12, 6 + 26 = 44 (2d20 + 26)>>1309311OK, gentelmen.Either you answer me now, or you'll answer me later.What do you want from this boy?And what do YOU plan on doing with that?> they move, I move, grabbing one while hitting the other one with police baton.(+2 first strike, +1 buff, +10 melee via skills)
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1309311Punch Bully A in the right arm, around the side of the elbow.
>>1309314>Ancient History Grade: B->New Perk: Beyond - You have become unimaginably interested in the art of the ancients-- your HP and MP have increased jurastically.(Blacker Baron | HP: 300/300 | MP: 0/45 | Haste I (4))>>1309321Jack presses the button on the Magic Keys as he slowly feels himself lose all gravitational pull-- then, in a flash of light, suddenly lands ass-first on the bedroom floor. So that's what teleportation is like.Schist has one hell of a house, though. His bedroom is mainly white-- bed, curtains, wall paint, even the flatscreen on the other side of the room-- but the windows are covered in transparent blue shields. On the bedside table lies a small paper and strange circular pad; on the side of the room lies another door.>>1309323Glimmer is almost there...(Ranged Training, 3/4 until +1)>>1309333>>1309369no>>1309334>"You're one psycho man.">Machete (2) - The classic vine killer. Deals 15 damage, has the ability to chop off limbs.>Dirk Diggler, owner of the Diggsdale Diggadome, has lost $225, and now has $25.>>1309337>>1309340Dakada lays Bully A down to the ground!(Bully A | HP: 25/50)>>1309354>Truth and Justice - Golden gauntlets of destruction; on top of this item being enchantment amplified, it can deal a solid 25 damage, triple on criticals, increase crit chance by +1, and block 5% of damage; however, due to the thick nature of the weapon, it provides a hefty -6 to dodge rolls.>>1309358Ko manages to find nothing, save for a few small scrolls in the Charms/Curses department...>Scroll (Charm of Strength) - Increases your Melee and Unarmed by +5 for four turns.>Scroll (Charm of Appeal) - Increases your Speech by +5 for four turns.>Scroll (Charm of Creation) - Increases your Crafting and Blacksmithing by +5 for four turns.>>1309935Aleera smacks two Bullies at once!(Bully A | HP: 30/40)(Bully B | HP: 35/40)>>1309992Worm hits his target!(Bully A | HP: 30/50)=All Battles=So, uh, some Planeswalkers in the background froze time for like 15 seconds on accident, so all enemy attacks have been cancelled. My bad, it was a literal nat -5.
>>1312221Read the paper, of course
Rolled 4, 12, 17 + 75 = 108 (3d20 + 75)>>1312221>Head to Daka's fight and remove Bully A from existence.
>>1312221"DAKADA SMASH!!"Pummel him
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1312250
>>1312237>Also hand Daka a Riot Armor, an M1911, and 25 bullets.
>>1312284"uhh Okay" Dakada shrugs and takes the items
Rolled 15, 8, 17, 3 + 60 = 103 (4d20 + 60)>>1312221Go join in aleera's fight.BowGive her truth and justice.Then pull out my wooden sword and aluminum sword and fuck up the thug
Rolled 9 (1d20)>>1312221Dirk, wanting to try out his new machetes, heads to the school for a Stealth attack on the two Bully's fighting Worm and Daka.His plan is to rush them from behind slashing at the Achilles tendons of both Bullies.
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1312221What? Bully A gained health from my punch? Am I a magical healer? I guess I'll forget this since it seems to be going in the opposite direction as I'd expect.Run away, go to class and study math.
Rolled 15, 18 + 28 = 61 (2d20 + 28)>>1312221Oh thank you A-Oh no, what are you doing now?Don't kill them please!...Oh, well.> equipt both gauntlets> move to disable the bullies non lethaly
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1312221I immediately elbowed the thug's head
>>1314099I fucking hate my life
>>1314095>>1314100Screw these bullies. If they can survive getting shot in the head, they are obviously not hooman. > Batta you could play basketball throwing elbows like that
Rolled 1 (1d20)>>1312221Ko thanks the shopkeeper and heads out into the forest to find ingredients, magic, and unique beasts to run from.
>>1312236As Jack picks up the paper, the circular pad begins to light up, showing a tiny holographic Schist.>"Hey Jack! You may be wondering where I got this holographic thing from-- I have no fucking idea. Point is, there are a few things I didn't want to tell you in person. For one, you know that giant eyeball that...uh...Ass Wrath summoned? It's kind of on a manhunt for me, so if the mansion blows up with you inside, that's probably why. Also, you're in the Plane of the Damned. It's like Hell, but most of the dudes that live here can steal your soul. So...not the best neighborhood.">"Sooo...about your tasks. On that paper should be everything you need; under the bed should be a suitcase with a bunch of shit to get you started, don't waste it, and when you have everything, meet me back here at the mansion. Sorry about the secret fetch quest. Good luck!"Hologram Schist fades out, leaving Jack with a paper:>To-Do List>Fairy: 0/2>Iron Sword: 0/2>Medium Ruby: 0/1>Eye of the Angel: 0/1 >>1312237Blacker Baron finishes off Bully A! >>1312250>>1312257Dakada smashes his fists intoooo Bully B! (Bully B, 30/40) >>1312284Also, Blacker Baron gives Daka some Riot Armor, an M1911, and a 25 bullets! >>1312894Azkeroth kinda just slices and dices Thug A! As they say, he is "ded" >>1313983Dirk, um, slices and dices Bully B's legs! Ouch. Welp, he's dead >>1314095Aleera moves in but she is too late! They are already dead. Aw. >>1314099Batta misses the thug! Not like that's a lot to say. >>1314890As Ko walks over to the forest, she encounters...! >>1314931Glimmer finishes up her training! >Level Up! >Sharpshooter - Advanced accuracy gives you a +1 to ranged rolls. =School=Azkeroth gains 833 EXP! Johnson, Worm, Dakka, and Dirk get 167 EXP! Aleera gains none. =Forest= Blue-Eyed Wolf A prepares! Woodman A prepares!
>>1316165Blacker Baron also gains 833 EXP!
>>1316165Look for this, um, suitcase under to bed to see what it's all about.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1316165Try to fist the thug
>>1316165>>1314008Worm ran from the fight. Yay.
Continue to study math.
>>1316181Dirk springs into action to help his commerade!I attack the Thugs right leg slashing up into his lower back with both machetes.
Rolled 4, 7, 3 + 75 = 89 (3d20 + 75)>>1316165>Drop an M1911 and 25 bullets on the ground for Batta to pick up.>Head into the forest and attack the Woodman.
>>1316192Hey. You. The thug is dead. Please do something else
>>1316181Oh wait sorry cancel that i go study history
>>1316197And also pick up m1911
>>1316195It appears the Thugs are vanquished and more are spawning to take their place! Diggler sharpens his blades against each other in excitement.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1316165Ko is frozen in fear before finally speaking up."Is this the place with magic?"She asks kindly even though she is shaking.Ko is prepared to run for her life.
>>1316210(Forget all other posts and forgive Diggler)Diggler angrily scratches his head as he watches Batta walk to History class. Dirk joins him and slumps down to study while folding his arms.
Rolled 5, 10, 17, 9 + 80 = 121 (4d20 + 80)>>1316165Brew 4 haste potions
>>1316178Jack opens the suitcase and finds...>Forged Freedom City Contract - A contract to work for the FCC; forged by Schist.>Laser Cell (10) - Ammunition for laser weaponry.>Yellow Pistol - An energy pistol with a vibrant yellow light on both sides; deals 40 damage per shot, triple on criticals.Inside the suitcase is also...uh...>Jack has gained $10,000, and now has $11,375.>>1316190Worm studies math (Math - C, 1/2 to C+)>>1316209>>1316202>>1316197Batta does that(History C, 1/2 to C+)>>1316222Dirk joins in the studying as well(History C, 1/2 to C+)>>1316228Azkeroth brews>x2 Great haste potion - double actions for 5 turns.>x2 Amazing haste potions - double actions for 6 turns.>>1316193Yea they're both dead. GG.>>1316216Ko tries to talk to the enemies but dead things tell no tales.==The Forest==A breeze blows through as the duo stands victorious.>Wolf Meat (3) - This is prime and tender. Heals for 15HP, but has a chance to poison from being raw.
>>1316300Keep studying math.
>>1316300>Take the wolf meat and work out in the woods.
>>1316300Ko kindly thanks the stranger before going off into the woods again to find magic and ingredients for her cooking and potions.
>>1316300Slurp a haste and start studying math.
>>1316300Keep studying historyLooks at the window"There must be no place as beautiful as this town. Chew.*
>>1316304Worm studies even more>Math: New grade C+>>1316307Oro gets /fit/(2/5)>>1316323Azk studies math>Math:C+>>1316340Well sure if you don't mind the rampant crim>History grade:C+>>1316318Ko is marching through a fairly empty path when she finds a black cloak...holding a passed out person inside. Upon closer inspection, she finds that it's a very young girl, only 13 or 14 at best, completely unconscious with nothing but a sword next to her. She feels a pang of sadness and shock.=The Forest=The wind blows...
>>1316345>Continue working out.
>>1316345Ko checks out the knocked out person. She checks for wounds before trying to wake them up.
>>1316300Welp, go to the side room and hop on thw warp pad whatever
Rolled 12 (1d20)>>1316345>>1316345Move 5m Away then blam Bully B
>>1316513Correction I study MATHEMATICS
>>1316349Worm continues studying as numbers float in the edge of his vision.(Math C+, 1/2 to B-)>>1316350Oro feels the burn as his muscles grow.(4/5)>>1316365As Az finishes studying lines and trajectories fill his view>Math grade:B->NEW PERK:Egghead - You will gain a +2 to any and all ranges attacks since angles and trajectories are burned into your head.>>1316429Battalion continues studying history as he feels the knowledge of battle fill him(History C+, 1/2 to B-)>>1316551Dakada begins the path of being a nerd(Math C, 1/2 to C+)>>1316357As long moves to awaken the unconscious girl she sees roots wrapped around her pouring energy into her...Magic?Suddenly a tree sprouts legs and reaches for a mace made of sword blades, twigs, and spare rope.He lumbers over to ko and says.>"This is the domain of Grondor, the Great Tree Spirit. You shall pay for disturbing my kingdom."==The Forest Area 2==<<Grondor>> prepares
>>1316568MATH, WE MUST BRING HONORU TO FAMIRY
>>1316367Oh apologies*Ahem*As jack steps on the warp pad he gets beamed up back into freedom city.
>>1316568Continue studying math my guy.
>>1316300Continue with more history
>>1316846> Uses all turns from this evening to put into history (before and after
>>1316568>Finish working out and head to the Nomad market to ask for the price of a health potion.
>>1316568>>1316591Welp, go to the forest. That's where fairies are, no?
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1316568... OK, boy, listen here.Tell me, what is it that you have to deliver? And to whom?I want some details.Just to make sure.It's not like I don't trust Mary, but...> tell some bystander to get the nurse.> move on ahead, but only after they answered the questions.
>>1316568Name: N0maDGender: Female
>>1316573Okay man take it easy>Freshman Math Grade: C+>>1316604Azkeroth continues to study...(F. Math, 1/2 until B)>>1316846>>1316879Dirk uses his spare study time...>Freshman History Grade: B->New Perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.(Dirk Diggler | HP: 100/100)>>1317196Johnson keeps studying.>Freshman History Grade: B->New Perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.(Johnson | HP: 100/100)>>1317203Worm finishes.>Freshman Math Grade: B->New Perk: Egghead - You will gain a +2 to any and all ranges attacks since angles and trajectories are burned into your head.>>1317212>New Perk: Mountain of Muscles>"That's $125.">>1317220Jack goes to Green Greens Forest, where he would surely find a relatively calm and easy OH JESUS CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING>>1317356Aleera finds that the hallways have never had bystanders.>"I have to deliver this lunchbox to the Nomad Market. It's just some healing supplies and random little gizmos."He shows you the box.>"Lunch Money" - An ordinary Transformers lunch box.Aleera and Thomas make their way into the Lunchroom, buzzing as usual.>>1317626N0maD wakes up in her bed. Rise and shine.=Green Greens Forest - Area II=<<Grondor>> summons roots from the ground!Jack is tied up!Ko-ma is tied up!
>>1317802Yawn and stretch before walking to the bathroom to take a piss sitting down.
Rolled 10, 4 + 30 = 44 (2d20 + 30)>>1317802>Buy 12 health potions at a discount, drink a haste potion, and head to the forest fight and guard with the riot shield.
Rolled 6, 1, 3 = 10 (3d10)>>1317802Becomes excited for his new perk! With a new found confidence he feels like standing up to a bully!
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1317802Ko struggles against her bonds"Ok. Grondor. What exactly is the price for intruding on your kingdom if you don't mind me asking."She says nervously as ever, though for some reason a memory of hentai flashes in her head unhelpfully.Rolling for Struggling and not a Speech check.
>>1317802DAKADA IS HAPPY WITH GRADE, I GO FIND SOMETHING TO KILL IN FOREST!!
>>1317802Ok. This is it then I'd say.So... the normads...You know something anout them or are you just doing this erant job for Mary?These normads... I really want to talk to their leader at some point.Regardless, let's get this over with.Where do we go from here?Or is this it?Any payment for you? Maybe for me...?
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1317802STRUGGLE OUT
>>1317802That should be a BAlso keep studying
>>1317808N0maD does that junk with her junk.>>1317815(Blacker Baron | HP: 300/300 | Haste I (4))>Blacker Baron has lost $1,500, and now has $1,602.>>1317823Dirk finds himself face-to-face with a Thug!>>1317833>"Your lives shall not be spared, so sayeth the Guardians."Ko feels the tentacles tighten as more slither around her thighs>>1318097So sayeth I.>Math B+>>1317937Jack breaks free!>>1317838As dakada enters the forest he sees a giant tree and a girl being..[REDACTED]>>1317844>"I suppose this is it. Thank you again for bringing me here."Thomas hands Aleera a hundred dollar bill and stumbles into the Nomad Market.>Quest Complete!>Reward: $100==The Forest Area 2==Grondor SWEEPS the playing field!Dakada (25/50)Jack (200/225)Ko (25/50)
>>1317815Almost forgot about you(275/300)
Rolled 10, 7 = 17 (2d20)>>1318332Dirk gives the Thug no time to prepare!He attacks him as if Debra forgot to pick up his favorite snacks at Publix(TM) AGAIN!> Dirk attacks the thug's left leg with both machetes
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1318332Ko gets the message and struggles more fiercely, albeit with a slight blush. She is also pretty brused now from the blow."Oh nonononono. Please oh god no. Let me go."It is unknown whether she is struggling because of the massive damage and bonds or because of the suggestive bond tightening and slithering tendrils.Rolling to Struggle again.
Rolled 5, 19, 20 + 80 = 124 (3d20 + 80)>>1318332Using the antlers and laser sword, chop into the wood meme.
Rolled 19, 1, 3, 17, 9, 18 + 150 = 217 (6d20 + 150)>>1318332>Attack the stupid tree.
>>1318332Take a shower and then go to my room to equip some qt clothes.
>>1318332Use the time of this and the last turn to study history
>>1318332Continue training I guess
Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1318332Run for cover also didn't I put in riot armor?Anyway blaka blaka from 10m MEDIC!!!
>>1318369Dirk gets to hacking with a nice 30 damage! (Thug:50/80)>>1318380Ko struggles more and fails again!The tentacles start tearing at her clothes a bit...>>1318395Jack lays waste dealing 180 damage! (Grondor, the Great Tree Spirit | HP: ????/????)>>1318417Oro tears it up with a nice 135 damage!(Grondor, the Great Tree Spirit | HP: ????/????)>>1318523And dakada does a great...10 damage.(Grondor, the Great Tree Spirit | HP: ????/????)>>1318433Nice...>New Perk: Genius - You have become impressive in the field of mathematics. You have a +3 instead of a +2 now as well as a +1 to melee.>>1318459N0maD takes a shower and puts on at 3.14 clothes.>>1318488Glam hits her mark!>New perk:Sharpshooter - Advanced accuracy gives you a +1 to ranged rolls>>1318487Batta studies retroactively!(History grade:B+)==The Forest Area 2==Grondor unleashes a barrage of thorns striking everybody!Ko bites the dust! (0/50)>You have died. Total cash: $158Ko wakes up in her bed...Dakada nearly brings dishonor to his family! (3/50)Blacker feels the sting! (197/300)Even with his armor this attack is still a thorn in Jack's side! (143/225)
>>1318591Study moar history
Rolled 20, 16, 5, 7, 12, 20 + 138 = 218 (6d20 + 138)>>1318591>Drink two health potions, give a haste potion to Jack. And attack twice.
>>1318591Shit I shall not dishonor my family, Disengage and heal up
>>1318591Head to school I guess.
Rolled 8, 19, 5, 6, 8, 20 + 156 = 222 (6d20 + 156)>>1318591>"LET US SWOOCE RIGHT IN" [b]"SWOOCE"[/b] Drink the potion of haste before tearing through Gronder.
>>1318591Dirk keeps up the momentum! Attempts to strike the same leg again!
>>1318591Drink my last great haste potion and keep going
>>1318601>Also give a health potion to Daka.
>>1318591Ko-ma wakes up in her bed screaming before calming down.Yes, it was all just a dream. A dream that left her feeling tired.She decides to look around her house and maybe get a drink.Maybe all that clone stuff and tree rape never happened...
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1318617Drink that potion and examining the boss
>>1318591Do another bit of training
>>1318597Batta keeps it up!(History B+, 1/2 to A-)>>1318603N0maD heads to school.Students fill the hallways>>1318624Glam starts back up!>Gun range training 1/5>>1318612Dirk deals a nice 30 damage (20/80)>>13186160Azkeroth keeps up the Grade A effort(Math Grade:A)>>1318620As Ko looks around her house, she finds that her cryopod has closed. She checks the screen...>Tracking... (98%)>Tracking... (99%)>Subject Located - Green Green ForestUpon closer searching, she also finds a note taped to the door.>To the other Ko,>I had a feeling you would be returning to my house. Please meet me at Nomad Home Base under the Lunchroom's kitchen area.>>1318622Dakada heals up! (50/50 HP 2/4 stamina)and gives the tree a nice hard once overGrondor, the Great Tree Spirit | BossHP: 1425/1750 | MP: HiddenChaotic Good | (-66, 33)>Moveset>Sweep: Deals 25/100 damage to every player in the encounter>Thorns: Deals 1d100 to every player in the encounter>Vines: Confers the [Trapped] Status>>1318601Blacker attacks! (197 HP | 0/4 stamina | [Haste] 2/4)and deals a nice 270. He feels really tired though...(Grondor, the Great Tree Spirit | HP: 1155/1750)>>1318606Jack chops the morning wood(143/225 HP | 1/4 stamina | [Haste] 3/4) dealing a nice 230 damage!(Grondor, the Great Tree Spirit | HP: 925/1750)==The Forest Area 2==Grondor uses [Vines] an the entire party is [Trapped]!==School Hallways==The Thug chops at dirk dealing a cold cut 15 damage (Dirk 35/50)
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1318959>Struggle!
>>1318959Head to english class and study up.
Rolled 18, 7 = 25 (2d20)>>1318959>"Let me swooce right out"Slip out of the vines
>>1318959Wait blacker is at 297 health
>>1318974Use my +3 with that 7 to swooce right out of the bosses next attack.
Rolled 8, 12 = 20 (2d20)>>1318959For a final blow, Dirk attempts an non leathal take down!> Dirk ear slaps the Thug with the flat part of his machetes as hard as he can!!
>>1318959Try to find Ko in Nomad's base
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1318959"bullet is best solution to every problem" dakada shoots at the vines protruding from the ground not the one on him
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1319010But first dakada must bust out of the trees oppressive grasp
>>1318959Ko-ma takes the note.She is still careful about her clone or original.Though, she should give Ko a chance.Besides, Ko-ma was feeling hungry and plain water was not going to cover it.Ko-ma heads to the lunchroom with Ko's note and an eye out for any food vendors or Ko.
Rolled 19 + 30 (1d20 + 30)>>1318959>Talk to the tree."Hey buddy, hold on a minute. I think this is a misunderstanding. Why are you attacking us?
>>1319094"Thank you, Names dakada hell of a mess we have here eh?"
>>1318966N0maD studies(English C, 1/2 to C+)>>1319423Azk masters Freshman math>New class unlocked:Chemistry.>>1319039Ko enters the lunchroom and wow it's desolate. It looks like a bomb went off.>>1319024Glam keeps shootin'(2/5)>>1319094>"This land is home to many creatures. Your kind is not welcome to harvest such.">>1319020Daka fails!>>1318974Jack breaks free and prepares to dodge! (Warning your stamina is now at 0)>>1318985Sorry for this but i'll handle your post later==The Forest Area 2==Grondor cleans up with a nice sweep!Jack dodges!Dakada takes 25 Damage! (25/50)Oro takes 25 damage! (272/300)
>>1318959Oh hey there Ko! How are you doing?> follow KoSo, any news on your parts? I just got a nifty 100 $ for helping a kid go here.Also, check out these gauntlets! Az made them. Pretty cool, eh?So what about you? Wanna grab some grub or...?If so, I could treat you to something better! Why very own Sp-ude-apeno Sanwiches!> keep tailing Ko
>>1319570To this then >>1319566
Rolled 3 + 30 (1d20 + 30)>>1319566>Holster my weapons and continue talking to the tree."It is wrong to assume that all humans come to these woods for the same thing. I have not come here to harvest anything. I came here to protect a friend who was looking to uncover the secrets of magic. And that friend intended to use the magic she found to protect innocents from further tragedies. We mean no harm, truly, but we must defend ourselves. Now, that girl there entangled in your roots. What are you doing to her?"
Rolled 11 + 30 (1d20 + 30)>>1319662And for my second action..."Surely, as a guardian of this forest, you've come across people who have been willing to conserve and protect nature. Cease your hostilities and I shall refrain from harming any creatures in these woods.
>>1319566Fk u az not updating my turn and shit i continue studyin history
>>1319731You better give me double class history for that
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1319566I NUST BREAK FREE
>>1319708"Look man I know you want a beefy tree as yur body guard, but trees sure as hell can't talk nor can it hear you. Now Can you pass me a health potion, because I think you may have just killed me"
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1319570>>1319566Ko-ma perks up and smiles in Aleera's presence."I'm doing pretty bad at the moment actually. But, I'm glad you are here."Ko-ma shows Aleera the letter Ko left for her."I'm here to meet my copy in some secret passage in the kitchen. I was afraid I would have to go alone, but now that you are here you can help me!"Ko does a little cheer before looking at Aleera's gauntlets."Snazzy gloves. I didn't expect Az to make you something so intricate. You two dating?"Ko-ma asks as she walks into the kitchen and looks for the secret passage and some food to eat.Ko-ma seems to have had a costume change as well. Wearing sportswear now.
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1319833...Why do I have to thing about two kids named Gale and Walther all of a sudden?> check my surroundingsWhere did everyone go?
>>1319566Dirks game froze(!) Feeling very confident about winning in the results of the fight he anxiously awaits the OP's input and studies history. > Study History while waiting
>>1319566Continue studying math. (Current grade: B+)
Rolled 2, 6 = 8 (2d20)>>1319566I guess just guard a fuck ton. Make my defenses EXTRA THICC
>>1319566Go study history
>>1319662>"Silence. Your kind has tortured our own society since the beginning of civilization, and when you conquered the undefendable, you conquered yourselves. Behold, children of war, the true strength of the Guardians."(Your stamina has now returned to 1)>>1319851*Ahem*Anyways the Thug loses consciousness are dirk emerges victorious>You have gained 166 EXP>You have gained $19Dirk then goes back to studying history(History B-, 1/2 to B)>>1319921Worn get's down to business(Math B+, 1/2 to A-)>>1319844Aleera finds that there's a big, gaping fucking crater where the Nomad Market once was, small fires still being put out by random students; more captains of individual factions discuss the situation, others look around the place with flashlights, and any remaining materials that could have possibly survived are being hauled away. You don't even want to know what's in the bodybags.>>1319913Nomad studies moar(English Grade:C+)>>1319007Batta doesn't even know where to look.>>1319731Batta goes back to (studying) the past.(History Grade B+, 1/2 to A-)>>1319741Dakada fails!>>1319958Jack is on guard!>>1320699Az studies(History Grade:B)>>1319833Ko digs deep and channels her inner superstar detective to find the hidden passage...and it's literally just a trap door in the middle of the kitchen.==The Forest Area 2==Grondor unleashes another barrage of thorns!Jack takes 17 damage (126/225 HP Stamina 0/4 [Haste] 1/4)Oro takes 12 damage (260/300 HP Stamina 1/4 [Haste] 0/4)Dakada gets shredded with a devastating 73 damage! (0/50 HP)>You have died>You have lost $50Dakada wakes up in his bed (0/4 Stamina)
Rolled 11, 16 + 30 = 57 (2d20 + 30)>>1320888>Keep talking to the tree."Can you even hear yourself? You're starting to sound like a goddamn chuuni. Here comes along a group of people trying to acquire the means to stop Molyard's forces, and you just assume they're here to burn down some fucking trees or kick some rabbits. You're supposed to protect the forest, not kill everything that comes into it.">And guard with the riot shield.
>>1320888O-oh.Oh no...No. Nonono.> Head over to Ko...Let's get this over with quickly... please.... can I hold your hand?I... I think I really need this right now.
>>1320888>>1320912"I found the entrance!"Ko-ma says before abruptly noticing just how fucked up Aleera seems yet not knowing why."Oh. Sure, you can hold my hand if you want. Like I said, I found the entrance to Nomad place. Hopefully my counterparts down here and is not planning on blowing my head off. Hehe..."Ko laughs a little nervously before she opens the hatch and climbs in with Aleera.Moral already doesn't seem good.
Rolled 9, 19 + 26 = 54 (2d20 + 26)>>1320888Smash the laser sword into the tree's face before guarding.
>>1320888Continue Studying History
>>1320923...> aftwe a while, facing away, with broken voice, muttering... of your altruism?... self ... naive?... mistakes that... be undone?...> almost wisperingI'm a failure. There is nothing I can do right, now is there?...> back towards Ko, voice a bit more stable than before, though a bit hollowAh, don't mind me. I-it's nothing, really.I mean, we ALL have to carry our own bundles, right? Ahaha...
>>1320888To the forest, Dakada must have vengeance!!!!!!
>>1321274After a nap, everything hurts right now
>>1320888Study more math.
>>1320925Actually, go into a small coma to get back energy
>>1321986>>1320925Jack takes a breather! (Your stamina has returned to 1/4)>>1321363Dakada takes a rest. (Stamina 4/4)>>1321251K(History grade:B+)>>1321105>>1320923Aleera and ko enter the hatch and find a room with a thick iron door. A keypad keeps it locked.>>1320966Dirk keeps going,(History grade:B)>>1320890Nomad studies more English.(English C+, 1/2 to B-)>>1320911Batta breaks the threshold!>History grade:A->New Perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down. >>1321799Worm gets mathematical >Math Grade:A->New Perk:Genius - You have become impressive in the field of mathematics. You will gain +3 in all ranged attacks instead of +2, as well as a +1 to all melee attacks.>>1320910>"Your words are meaningless, and your time has run out. Goodbye, peasant."==The Forest Area 2==Grondor gives a good stomping to blacker!Blacker Baron:(208/300HP 2/4 Stamina)
>>1322068Study math, surprisingly.
>>1322068Keep resting and shit.
>>1322068Dirk sets a course to study History the rest of the evening
>>1322068>Drink two health potions.
>>1322084Worm goes for the gold(Math A-, 1/2 to A)>>1322171As you wish>History grade A->New perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down. >>1322088Dirk continues on into the late...wait. the sun never moves.(History B, 1/2 to B+)>>1322086Jack takes a deeper breather (Stamina is 2/4)>>1322154Baron chugs a health potion (258/300)==The Forest Area 2==Grondor unleashes more vines which [Trapped] all the players on the field
Rolled 19 + 30 (1d20 + 30)>>1322068>Also speech the tree."I haven't attacked you in quite some time. I'm not here to kill you. Now, what are you doing to that girl?"
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1322195STRUGGLE.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1322198Using that 19 to struggle free, then drinking a haste potion and examining the boss with this roll.
>>1322195Ko gives a curse before knocking on the door.
>>1322242Using that 4 to block with the tac shield.
>>1322195Drink a amazing haste potion and continue studying
>>1322272Worm gives it a Grade A effort!>Math Grade:A>>1322278Oro breaks free and lifts his shield>>1322212Jack realizes he doesn't like bondage play>>1322251A glowing blue thing scans ko's retina>"Welcome back ma'am."The door proceeds to open revealing a room with cement floors ceilings and walls.Inside nomads move about doing busy workIn the center is a giant holographic table with a handful of Nomad Captains talking between themselves and JohnathanJohnathan sees Ko, nods, then goes back to his meetingTo the left is the Barracks, to the right is the Research Center, and straight ahead is a giant steel door==Forest Area 2==Grondor is charging...(1/?)
>>1322291Oh yeah>History grade AAnyways I'll go for history mastery ofc
>>1322195Puts on shades cause he's too cool for school > continues to study history
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)>>1322325DODGE ROLL
Rolled 19 (1d20)>>1322325"Ehh, this is getting boring. I just remembered that trees don't have brains.">Leave the fight.
>>1322325Ko-ma looks around with various emotes of "Oooo" and "Ahhh" before heading over to the research center to meet Ko.Ko-ma had a lot of questions.
>>1322341>Also head to Mary's office.
>>1322325TO THE FOREST MY VENGEANCE SHALL BE HAD
>>1322325I'm slightly worried...But so far nothing bad is happening.> slightly increase pressure on Ko-ma's handI'm really not sure what the nomads are up to... but from what I've seen, I'm really not sure what their endgoal is....Let's move then.> together with Ko.~
>>1322330Azkeroth becomes the master>History grade:A+>New class unlocked:Theater>New class unlocked:Ancient History>>1322331Dirk hits the books>History grade:B+>>1322335Jack prepares to dodge (Stamina 2/4)>>1322678Dakada commits assisted suici- I mean he rejoins the fight!>>1322765Batta enjoys some literature>English grade:C, 1/2 to C+>>1322341>>1322765Blacker flees to his former girlfriend!>>1322346Ko enters the Research Center, finding a very wide and detailed array of projects. Experimental cannons firing solid lasers, dual-bladed swords held by circular handles, and some researchers working on hologram monitors; upon arrival, however, one of the workers begins to walk up to you."Head Scientist Ko, it's nice to see you. Are you heading right to your office?">>1322944Aleera follows
And now for the battle==The Forest Area 2==Grondor throws his mace!Jack dodges!Oro is already gone!Dakada is fucking decimated! (HP 0/50)>You have died>You have lost $40Dakada wakes up in his bed.
>>1323629Go to Molyard's Warehouse to do some errands for them
Rolled 9, 6, 2 = 17 (3d10)>>1323629
Rolled 4, 3, 10 = 17 (3d10)>>1323643Cancel that go search for enemy at school
>>1323662Final cancel i head to mary's office
Rolled 18, 18 + 60 = 96 (2d20 + 60)>>1323629>Intimidate Mary."Wow, Mary, it's been a while. Quite a number you did on that Nomad market. But, uhh, how are all the little kids going to get fed now? And how am I going to buy potions? Well, that's a trick question. None of that shit is happening now, thanks to you. You have a lot of explaining to do, missy. And I'm rather talented at making people talk.""Hey, Batta, check this out.">Use my bare hands to snap Mary's left leg without killing her.+30 to speech+30 to unarmed first attack
>>1323629(Addendum)As aleera stand in the nomad base she suddenly feels herself slipping through the floor.As she falls through she enters a endless void. The entire map above her.Suddenly she's teleported back to the trapdoor
>>1323629Start studying english
>>1323717Also hand Batta my gold Desert Eagle.
>>1323751Also drink a health potion.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1323629Ko-ma looks at the worker, "Why yes, yes I am."She says happily.Ko-ma looks around for Aleera and finds that she is missing."Um, did you happen to see the person with me at any point or am I going crazy?"She asks the worker."Also, do you know where my office is. I seem to have forgotten where it is. All this works making me lightheaded and I could use a drink."
Rolled 11 + 26 (1d20 + 26)>>1323629>>1323638OH FUCK ME SLASH AT THE WOODEN FUCK WITH ME SWORD OF LASERS
>>1323734Az studies>English grade:C+>>1323747Nomad embraces her inner author>English grade: B+>New perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.(Requirement:B- in freshman English)>>1323791>"There never was a person with you, ma'am, but your office is just straight ahead."The worker points to a sleek white door at the end of the centre.>>1323830Jack uses his lightsaber to deal a nice 40 damage! (1/4 stamina)>>1323760>>1323717>>1323679https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4wptBuM6zsAfter the party attacks her mary uses healing touch 1. Undoing all their damage. Afterwards she calls in the cavalry made up of a whopping1 big boy with an RPG-7!4 nomad guards with MP5 SMGsAnd johnathan himself!==The Forest Area 2==Grondor sweeps the leg!Jack (118/225)
>>1323944 Also grondor is at 885 HP
Rolled 1 + 28 (1d20 + 28)>>1323944"Well that's interesting.">Disarm the Big Boy.
Rolled 5 + 28 (1d20 + 28)>>1323948>Make another attempt to disarm him.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1323944Whoa calm down now. Im sure we can all talk this out. At the very least I can talk myself out.
>>1323944"Thank you."Ko-ma says before heading over to the door and entering the room.
>>1323944Hi Jonathan. Just as planned.Can we talk buddy?> reach out my handSorry Mary, I just needed to talk to this guy.
>>1323645Dirk encounters 3 bullies!==School Hallways==Bullies are preparing
>>1323944Continue studying, I feel as though I am learning.
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1323991FUGGGG HALP MEI attack bully A's predominate arm!
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1324018(Az I was supposed to roll a 2d20, rolling another die now, same attack)
>>1323944Study math...A+ soon
>>1323944Keep studying english
>>1324143Worm studies.(Math grade: A, 1/2 to A+)>>1327291Azkeroth enjoys some nice Shakespeare >English grade B->New perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.>>1323965Dakada rests (Stamina 4/4)>>1323948>>1323953Blacker failed, twice.>>1323956But nobody listened>>1323963As Ko enters her(?) office, she finds the entire setting inside has changed; black marble tiles lead up to nice, dark wooden walls, bookcases on each side. The room is extremely long, allowing for just over a school bus in length, but the main event in this whole room is a familiar face- Ko's face- pleasing herself from behind a wooden desk. This lasts a few seconds before Ko finally notices you.Needless to say, Ko is pure boner fuel- scratch that, a nuclear bone zone constantly releasing aphrodisiacs into the air. She wears a white lab coat, but nothing else at all under it, which you can clearly see since it's half unbuttoned, revealing quite the rack. She has a curvy, hourglass figure, leaving so little to the imagination, for just a split second, Ko wanted to turn gay for herself.Ko stares at you for a few seconds, raising a hand with the first two fingers slathered in you-don't-want-to-know, then lowers it again. Eventually, she gets a smile."Well hello there, cutie!"Your match uses her free arm to lift herself onto the desk, allowing for a full front seat view of her bare chest and pitch black panties twisted and dropped around her thighs."You couldn't have come at a better time! Care to help me with something~?">>1324000Nomad actually learns something(Sorry I put + instead of -)(History B-, 1/2 to B)>>1324018>>1324023Diggler cuts through dealing 30 damage! (Diggler stamina:2/4) (Bully health 20/50)>>1323963Aleera puts out her hand in peace....==Mary's Office==And then mary blasts aleera in the face!(Aleera's is at 1)Aleera has been tied up(Aleera cannot be healed now)Johnathan turns invisibleNomad A lays waste into blacker dealing 256 damage!(44/300)And the big boy finishes the baron with his RPG-7 dealing 72 damage!(You have hit 1 HP and have been tied up)(You cannot be healed)Nomad B fires shots at batta dealing 40 damage! (110/150)Nomad C misses!Nomad D deals 320 damage taking out batta!! (you have hit one HP)(You cannot be healed)
>>1327294(Addendum)Due to some prior knowledge I'll be fixing health values for the party.Aleera:Stays at 1Batta:(30/150)Oro:(236/300)
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1327294HAHA! Run.
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1327294Hides behind sofa"This is a mistake! Baron dragged me into this!"Speech roll plox
>>1327370Oh wai im dead
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1327294I played dead and crawl out of Mary's office when they are not looking
>>1327294>Drink a haste potion, head to the school, and study ancient history.
Rolled 12 + 28 (1d20 + 28)>>1327294>Disarm the Big Boy.
Rolled 8, 2, 16 = 26 (3d20)>>1327488>If the Big Boy is disarmed, fire the RPG at them.>If not, attack Mary with the magic antlers and wasteland knife.+4 if ranged+28x3 if melee
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1327503Separate roll for ranged.
>>1327294Mary! I was just kidding!Yamete!> try to get rid of the restrains by moving in a lewd mannerShees Mary, I know you were kinky, but BONDAGE is something else.... I gotta try that with sometime.Also, I'M SORRY.IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO!
Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d20)>>1327294"AH HA," Dirk cried aloud! You bullies days are numbered! No more attacking the others, you're going down CHAD!> Dirk comes down with the flat parts of his blades over Bully A's head to knock him out(Also I should be at 3/4 stamina, 4 turns passed before my last fight I believe) :)
>>1327294Ko-ma looks on in disbelieve and awkward arousal."Wha-wha-what?"She says while blushing, quickly averting her eyes from the raging boner fuel that could possibly be her original or her clone."Oh, um. I'm here because I got your letter and I wanted to ask you some questions."She says very quickly and spasticly."But, it seems like you are busy. I'll come back at another time."Ko-ma says as she turns around to exit and hide her completely blushing face.
>>1327294Keep training.Actually you know what, go find some baddies to defeat
>>1327294Study English and the works of Edward Bernays.
>>1328297I think you forgot to roll for enemies.
>>1328297If you are at the school you're welcome to join my fight!
>>1327294Go for A+