Welcome back, to the (belated) 80th installment of Mecha Space Pirate Quest. I'm Wong, your host, and you are (when you're not the various tourney pilots) Admiral Roarke S. Starwind of the Iron Kestrels Space Pirate Fleet. Previous Threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Mecha+Space+Pirate+Quest%2C+Collective+Game%2C+mechahttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Mecha%20Space%20Pirate%20QuestMaster Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/sSHs0QmFUpgrade Menu: http://pastebin.com/QQQzkFZeList of Moves: http://pastebin.com/HSdyCe2yRogues' Gallery: http://pastebin.com/E9ZcDLfG (finally updated)Brazilia's Kawaii Space Jam Gallery: http://pastebin.com/pZtRmbWSSome of you may be wondering "Wong, where were you!? Where was the thread!? Were you attacked by bears and/or antifa and/or bears with strong anarchocommunist beliefs!?"No, the truth is far worse! I, Wong, had underestimated my seasonal migraines because they were so mild last year, and this time they came in a relentless fury! They were so bad that just looking at a light source, like a screen, felt like being kicked in the side of the head. Worse, they stopped me from getting any sleep, further weakening me and causing me to get a fever. I ended up taking a miniature vacation from work to get better, and at last I am restored to my usual strength!...but this puts you in a difficult position, doesn't it, because you weren't expecting this thread today and probably won't see it for a few days if at all. After all, this is the first time the emergency backup date situation of "if I don't post the thread due to extenuating circumstances, it will be either up the day after or a week from that day" has come up, in all prior instances I was able to communicate with you somehow. Fear not! I, Wong, have a solution! I made this thread EARLY (well, earlier than Saturday), and will use it to post fluff stuff happening during the break between the first half of round one and the second half.
>>1294484honestly I thought you got banned again
>>1294484Thank goodness you are alive. Figured the spring flu did to you what it did to the majority of my family. I've made a Gelgoog melee type in my spare time using a few ideas and super heavy hydraulics. It can kick gundams in the crotch like no one's business!
>>1294484Holly shit! Wong's back!I feel your pain with those migraines man. I can get them from just sunlight.
>>1294484I assumed you became a soldier of fortune and went to save the holy land
Rolled 1 (1d2)...However, we have a serious issue to deal with.Last time there was controversy around the issue of the Blitz versus Valkyrie fight. Specifically, both of them feel like they are favored to win overall and were each put up against their worst possible nemesis immediately. Other players have pointed out that if they're so minmaxed having them fight is logical.To tell the truth, originally I was going to handle this very differently. I had a long post explaining my philosophy of GMing, why I made the decision I did, what that decision was, and what specifically influenced me in that vein. It was a very long post. But then, as I was recovering from my headaches, expecting at any moment to feel my sinuses try to burst again...it struck me.I was overthinking this. The tournament isn't, at heart, about who wins the ultimate prize. Yes, that's great for them, but it doesn't mean you're a loser if you get knocked out. You still kicked ass in the preliminaries to get here and you're still cream of the crop as both a pilot and a mech design. Consequently, putting as much thought as I had into the decision I'd reached (which I won't share, because it's now irrelevant), was against the spirit of the Space Jam in and of itself. No matter which side I picked, I was encouraging one side of the issue to take it too seriously and value winning over having fun.No, dice are god and dice must remain god, only random chance can truly determine what is and isn't justice here!If I roll a 1, the Valkyrie and Blitz shall fight! If I roll a 2, the Valkyrie and Blitz shall fight the Fiddler and Chimera instead!
>>1294502Like I wouldn't take you guys with me?
>>1294516LET THEM FIGHT!LET THEM FIGHT!LET THEM FIGHT! sorry I have been binge watching lucha underground
>>1294516THE DICE HAVE SPOOOOOOKENNNNNN!
>>1294484Man I know you dont like twitter but it really is useful for this sort of thing.Also No Count stats when REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1294484Sorry to hear about your cascade of health failures Glad to hear you are feeling better >I totally wasn't checking everyday at usual run time for a MSPQ thread, nope not me>Awkwardly shifts in chair
>>1294524Good to see you up and about again, Wong. I understand how much seasonal afflictions suck, so here's hoping thays the last you'll have to deal with them this year.
In a bar more upscale than the ones they usually frequent, two men are getting drunk. It's a bit early, but they have reason to celebrate.“He really pulled it off. Man, what a show...” The more elegant of the two, tall and handsome and possessing truly excellent space-black hair, wearing a jacket patterned with the constellation of Libra, sips his whiskey with an air of refinement.“THAT'S OUR BOY UP THERE!” Bellows the other. Broad-shouldered and built like an ox, his skin is rougher, his features craggier, his hair in the style once known as an 'afro'. Despite his tough look and rough-hewn visage, there's something about his smile that's impossible to dislike, an aura of friendliness and approachability that glows like a halo around him. Down at the other end of the bar, a group of girls in the uniforms of Red Siren's peacekeepers smile indulgently and raise their fruity cocktails to him rather than scowling and brandishing their truncheons.“Walter Sato, I suppose it's just my bad luck that I might have to fight him at some point, but to beat the Loggerhead...for a Palomino Custom, that thing isn't a joke at all.” Alexander Grant shakes his head solemnly, then oofs as Gareth Rains slaps him across the back.“Stop being so serious, if you're trying to make me feel better about losing, it's working. That's enough already. Smile, partner, we're on Auditorium for New Years, I'm gonna hear Red Siren sing live, and you...well, you mentioned you met a girl. I couldn't be happier for you, buddy. Drink up!” Gareth grins, draining his glass and slamming it down on the counter, “Barkeep, another two for us!”[Continued]
“Come on, I've got enough debts without you insisting on paying.” Alexander groans, “I told you, I've got money.”“Try to pay and I'll break your arm. I could use the practice, setting a shattered bone is good training for setting a fusion mine.” Gareth grins.“I don't see anything humerus in that.” Alexander quips before Gareth can make a medical pun and ruin his standing with the police girls and the friendly bartender.“That's because you don't have a funny bone in your body, gahahahaha!” Gareth bellows with laughter, earning a chorus of groans from the other bargoers. “Slipped past you that time!” He grins, and winks at the bartender as she gives them each a reload on their drinks, “You're more beautiful with every sip, darlin'.” He winks at her.“That's what they all say.” She chuckles, “Don't get too drunk, handsome, I don't want to take advantage of you.” There's a sashay in her hips as she walks away. She's actually rather plain, but clearly likes the attention.“You think the population crisis made women more friendly?” Alexander asks, speculatively. “Sometimes I wonder what things were like before the War.”“Mmm, more women with green hair never means more friendly women, according to the history books.” Gareth replies with a shrug, “But now's now, and that's where we live, so we'd better deal with it the best we can. Still, that was a damned good fight, and to think the bookies didn't seem all that excited about it...”[Continued]
WONG LIVES! PRAISE BE TO THE GODS OF DICE AND UNFEASABLY LARGE HUMANOID WARMACHINES!Good to see you back again.
>>1294484You have no idea how much I missed this.Welcome back Wong.
>>1294562>“I don't see anything humerus in that.”Boo this man
“They're civilians, of course they cared more about the names they recognize, like Clintflickmock...Mc...Mcflintbrock...” Alex's eyes widen in panic, “McPrintdock? I swear, I knew his name a minute ago, I bet on him to win!” He frantically searches his pocket for the ticket stub.“I was too distracted by that little girl in the funny hat.” The Wraith's pilot makes a gesture like outlining a point-up cone or the shape of a witch's hat, “I've never seen such a smug face or someone betting so much on one of these fights who didn't look like a real high-roller. Especially on two unknown competitors, too...it's like shaving your balls with a scalpel blindfolded.” Garret shudders. “How the hell did she get all that money, anyway?”“It's better not to ask when it comes to pirates.” Alexander shakes his head, and then claps his hand to his face mouth, “...It gets worse, what if she just bet on the guy whose name was 'Victor' because it means 'Winner'?”“You mean, she made a completely blind bet and it paid off?” Gareth's eyes widen, “That little girl has more guts than a Martian sandworm!”“...Or it was her boyfriend.” Alexander suggests, rubbing his chin, “Maybe she wasn't casting it all on the line out of faith in her luck, but on the strength of her heart.”“Mmm.” Gareth nods, “The strongest muscle in the human body. Well, regardless, a toast to Walter!” He raises his glass.“To Walter!” Alexander agrees, “Still, I had no idea who was going to win. I mean, we know Walter's good, but that's a Y&H showpiece Bradley had.”“Loggerhead, a name that implies someone who powers through obstacles. Equipped with a drill cannon and beamsaber, as expected.” Gareth nods, trying to look wise despite just having been paying attention to the fight. “Fighting against Walter Sato, a man who loves the sensation of speed and has no patience for slow weapons.” Alexander agrees, doing the same thing to lightly rib his buddy, “The power of one of the Belt's most notorious underground producers versus a man who spends all of his time improving and fine-tuning his one favorite ride...”Gareth snorts and elbows him, “We're both thinking the same thing, right?”Alexander nods, “In the end, it came down to luck. Sure, Walter got some good hits in, Bradley was a little too eager to engage in close combat and when he finally got the chance Walter managed to surprise him by taking the Loggerhead's leg, but in the end...it all came down to that one lucky shot either of them could have taken.”Gareth throws one burly arm around Alexander's neck, puts him in a headlock, and vigorously digs the knuckles of his other hand into Alex's scalp, “What did I tell you about trying to make me feel better, you bastard?” He laughs.[Continued]
I MISSED YOU GUYS SO MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH!!!!!!WONG! I'M SO GLAD THAT YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!I'M ALMOST CRYING HERE!THE WAIFU GODESSES HAVE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS!!!
Alexander chuckles, his restrained and serious demeanor softening as he shifts his weight, drives his elbow into the spot beneath Gareth's breastbone, and shoves him away, “Alright, alright!”“Rooms are extra, boys, and so am I if you like the whole menage-a-trois thing.” The bartender chides in passing, fluttering her eyelashes and pulling a rack of clean glasses out of a machine, drying them with a cloth in the time-honored manner of bartenders everywhere and everywhen. “Maybe the population crisis just made women more perverted.” Gareth suggests, retrieving his drink and taking a swig.“Hey Gareth...” Alexander changes the subject, looking a little bit uncomfortable, “There's something I've been meaning to ask you...”“If you want advice on that girl you told me about earlier, I think you should tell her she's special before someone else does.” Gareth replies, “The one with the sad smile, right? Sounds like a keeper.” He takes another sip of his drink.“Good advice, but that's not it.” Alexander takes a long pull of his drink, working up his courage. He puts it down, swallows, and after a heartbeat asks, “Gareth...where are the Ghosts?”For the first time since they got to the bar, there's silence between them. Gareth staring down into his whiskey as if looking for his mercenary band in the depths.Alexander doesn't repeat the question, just giving his friend time to respond and listening closely.Finally, Gareth Rains speaks, “Green-faced devil.”[Continued]
Continuing in half an hourish so I can eat!
>>1294624Bloody Cabot. Are we going to need to make a list of things she ruins for everyone?
>>1294644it would be easier to list what she hasnt ruined.Since you won't be able to make one.
>>1294624Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy
>>1294484Ouch, that must have sucked.Definitely was watching the catalog while keeping myself busy with R6: Siege and Toukiden 2.But welcome back.>>1294516Welp.>>1294624Oh boy.
>>1294516>minmaxedI WISH I knew the system well enough to minmax.
>>1294644>>1294624She lives to troll us.
Alexander frowns, “What?” He asks, not sure at all what that answer is supposed to mean.“A mech. It had a green face, like an old-fashioned Reformed Catholic devil.” Gareth finishes off his drink, swallows the ice...he takes his whiskey on the rocks...and crunches the cubes between his teeth, swallowing, “It was about four months ago. We'd taken on an assignment that, honestly, I had some doubts about. Something about it just didn't feel right...but you know how it is, the money was good, there wasn't any obvious danger, and you think you can handle things, you know?”“What kind of assignment?” Alexander asks.“A man named Robert Baljaag. I didn't know all the details then, some of it I pieced together over the course of doing some odd jobs since then, but he was a recently retired Jovian general. The funny thing is, instead of moving to some cushy upscale Jovian colony he'd got it into his head to go to Venus.” Gareth spins his empty glass around with his fingertip.Alexander blinks, “Why Venus?”Gareth shrugs, “Don't know, didn't ask. You know how it less. Less questions, more credits. He just said it was safer there, and that he had a grandson to take care of. A boy named Wyatt who was still on Jupiter and was going to follow him.” He looks up, large brown eyes full of mingled sadness and amusement, “Yeah, you're making the same face I did. A member of the UJCIDF brass retires to Venus of all places, and rather than take a military convoy and a UJCIDF escort he picked a civilian passenger liner and hired us Ghosts, and has his grandkid take a separate flight. He said we were perfect for the job, too, seemed really pleased to pick us up...” He sighs bitterly, “Damn it, I wish he'd been right about that.”“Why wouldn't he want Jovian troops escorting him? Why two separate flights? The Belt is a dangerous place these days, and military ships are some of the few that are still safe...” Grant's eyes widen as the obvious thought strikes him, “Unless...”[Continued]
>>1294624Oh... Crap...You know... This type of little in-between scene was exactly what I wanted to see before going through all the fights... There is a lot of cool and interesting characters in this tourney, and their short appearances just leave me wishing for more when they leave as swiftly as a fight ends.Still, can't wait to see the fights, and whats going on with Roarke.
“Unless he had reason to think someone in the UJCIDF, someone with a lot of pull, was out to get him, you're right. Now that I've had time to think it over, and I've been on Auditorium long enough to hear some of the stories that get passed around here, I've pieced together some of what I think went down. I may never know exactly why we were hit, what he had or what he knew that he had to die for, but this blind man can feel the shape of the elephant.” Gareth references an ancient Terran parable, “I was out doing recon. We'd made our scheduled stop in the Belt, but we couldn't get signal from the nearest ansible satellite, so...I went out to take a look at it, see what was causing the interference stopping me from getting in a few games of Bluegill Joe. I was jumpy that night, I couldn't sleep, and it's probably the only thing that saved my life. I went out alone, and out of habit, I went cloaked.”“It's proper discipline with a mech like the Wraith, don't stand out when you don't have a wingman. All of the sudden, a transport comes out of warp practically on top of me, and it spits out one big, ugly mech with some booster pods on detachable wings and a big old string of anti-ship mines hooked onto its back. I only got a second to look at it before it cloaked...yeah, the damned thing could cloak too...and rocketed off to the liner. Of course, I called it in, but it was no good, it was too fast, and my boys were coming out of the mechbay when it started pouring missile fire onto them. Naturally, we had a squad on watch, but when they tried to interfere it destroyed them in seconds. Chopped them apart with the plasma edging on its shields while it was blowing open the hull. I...” Gareth's hands tighten around the whiskey glass. “I wasn't fast enough, Al. I froze up for a second when it rocketed past, and as fast as the Wraith is I didn't have the kind of boosters this thing did. I was close, though. Just close enough that when my sensors told me that the ship's engines were overloading I had time to get out of the blast radius. I floated, dead in space, while it ransacked what was left of the ship searching for survivors before it left, praying to every god there is it wouldn't notice me. None of the Ghosts made it out. Those it didn't kill directly with the plasma shields or gut with missile fire coming out of the catapults died when the ship blew, like rats in a trap. I'll never forget how cruel, how alive, that horned, carved face looked in the glow of the exploding ship. Evil's real, Al. Evil's real, and it likes to look at its own work.” Gareth looks into the empty glass as if it has answers in it, with an expression that says he knows better.[Continued]
I keep expecting there to be some little tidbit of information that will eventually come up that will make Fairchild seem even just a slight bit sympathetic.it never comes and she just becomes worse and worse.
>>1294803spooky story time
Alexander listens in silence. Sometimes, silence says more than words.“So like I said, I took whatever jobs I could, wandered around the Belt looking for answers...and finally, I came here, where I heard an interesting story about a man who'd faced the green-faced devil and lived to tell about it. A man who beat it and wants the pilot dead as much as me. A man with his own ghosts to lay to rest. Admiral Roarke Starwind, who rides the Black Ogre. So I've put in my name, and even if I wasn't able to put on the most impressive show against you I'll be happy to share my knowledge and my Wraith and put in my time however I can for the Admiral, because I'll be there when the devil's pilot dies for good.” There's a note Alexander has never heard in Gareth's voice before. It's not hate. No, even now, it's not hate. It's fury. Righteous fury, hot and clear, like the pure, white flame of a votive candle. “It sounds to me like you could use a friend there when it happens, just in case.” Alexander replies simply, with a smile as thin as the edge of a razor.“I can't ask you to get mixed up in this, Al.” Gareth warns him.“You're not asking, I'm offering. A man who talks about justice but passes up a chance to see it done isn't a real man at all.” Alexander finishes off his own drink, and gestures for two more, “Besides, I have a reason to stay on Auditorium a while too. You said this kid's name was Wyatt, right? Wyatt Baljaag?”“No, no. Maternal grandson. It was...umm...errr...Stills, that's right! Like Crosby, Stills, and Nash!” Gareth nods brusquely.“Right.” Alexander pretends to know who those people are, “Just like them. Wyatt Stills...he's interested in mecha, isn't he? If his grandpa was a UJCIDF General, I can't imagine him not knowing a thing or two.” Suddenly, something that has been bothering him a lot makes sense, “If he's a smart kid, he'd go to the one place where the military can't touch him currently. The eye of the storm itself.”Gareth raises his eyebrows, “Oh? Interesting, you think he'll come here?”“Think? No, he's already here. I've met him, and the military was trying to take him BACK. Routine sweep my ass, no wonder that sonofabitch Captain sold us out!” Alex grins, “We stay near Wyatt, we'll get our crack at your green devil sooner or later, won't we?” Neither of them see the tall, busty, distinctly feminine silhouette behind them until she clears her throat to get their attention, an evil smile on her lips. [Continued]
Fun fact, you have heard Robert Baljaag's name mentioned before, or at least, "General Baljaag". It was in the flashback during the date with Samantha very early in the quest, when she was talking about the fallout of Keith's attempt to arrest you.
>>1294827Some anons said it best. She's a monster of lust and hunger and will never be satisfied. Her desire to hurry things up just makes it worse since most quick ways tend to require sacrifice or offing people. Of course, when you kill people you need to make sure there is no evidence or witnesses so you have to kill them and so on and so forth.
>>1294754You do that anon?
By the way, I'm kind of pleasantly shocked everyone just...appeared. I really thought tonight would just be me posting by my lonely self. Thanks you guys, it means a lot to me.That's the end of this segment. There's another, shorter bit I'll be posting in drips and drabs as I finish rewriting it, and then tomorrow you're Roarke and the fights resume either late tomorrow or Friday evening.
>>1294892I wish. G.K. drew it. I just floated the idea of Pirate Beatrix/Cabot (partly inspired by this quest) and G.K. picked it up.
>>1294934Hey, I was waiting hard for this, taking a look at the catalog and wondering if you posted.
>>1294934It's not like I have been checking every night for your quest...b-baka...
>>1294860I archive binged shortly before the tournament started, so I made the connection pretty quick.Wyatt being his grandson, however, is neat.
>>1294934I've just been refreshing /qst/ every 2 or 3 hours for the last week waiting.
>>1294934see previous post>>1294569
>>1294934This is what happens when addicts suffer withdrawal.
>>1294934It's a good quest, of course I'd stick around and wait.
>>1294941>>1294860>this man was a generalFirst names even the same.
>>1294854The plot thickens!>>1294934To be honest, that was just a complete stroke of luck in my case. Hadn't checked in on the site in a few days, so i came over to see if maybe you started a new thread in that time, and boom,
>>1294854Oh I hope that is Mako or the Cougar and not Cabot. This could go badly.
>>1294867She's a Matron Mother from Chapter House Dune.
well, I got here just as things started wrapping up, ah well. glad your back wong.
>>1294484YOU'RE ALIVE!>>1294516Ohoho. This'll be fun.>>1294934Wong, you're a great writer who's created an interesting world. I'm super psyched to see how you write Inari and the other tourney characters and I want to see Roarke's tale to its end.
>>1294854>Neither of them see the tall, busty, distinctly feminine silhouette behind them until she clears her throat to get their attention, an evil smile on her lips.Please be Mako, please be Mako, please be Mako.>>1294562>>1294624>“You think the population crisis made women more friendly?” Alexander asks, speculatively. “Sometimes I wonder what things were like before the War.”>“Maybe the population crisis just made women more perverted.” Gareth suggests, retrieving his drink and taking a swig.pic related is Inari's face when
Oh thank fuckin' christ, Wong. I was scared shitless. My own medical issues (I spent half the time you were missing in the hospital due to a massive infection) make me super paranoid about people going quiet.
>>1294484I thought you died!Thank the Lady!
If something happens again Wong you'd probably be fine by posting in /qtg/
>>1295294but there is no incentive to enter that cesspool
>>1295338Gotta have some way of letting us know whats happening
>>1295294Oh, if he really dissapears I will probably go crazy and start shit there, maybe even get banned.This is more addictive than pepsi!
>>1295345Pepsi isn't very addictive.
>>1295358He's brazilian. Who knows what weird physiology they have.
>>1295345>PepsiYou heathen. Coke Vult!
>>1295369Infidels, the lot of you.The Old Dew of the Mountain will have your heads
Dr. Pepper is objectively the best drink.Not really, Yoohoo is.
Stewarts Orange Creme soda is the best
>>1295381Bah, you haven't had the ancient ambrosia known as Newphie pops, like Lime Soda or Birch Beer; the perfect combination of root beer and cream soda.
You madmenGinger Beer is the best of the carbonated sodapops
>>1295381only a fool would drink such poison.>>1295428Truth
>>1295428>popFound the leaf.
>>1295428Bah, Ginger Ale and Beer isn't a drink. It's tasty medicine when you're a cold or flu. Had that with some home made chicken and ginger stew in a bread bowl. Slapped the illness from me.
>>1295438We're everywhere anon, everywhere!.
Is Wong still there? I want to know... What happened in the preliminaries? Is there any specific asskicking worthy mentioning for each or one of us?
>>1295438But he also called it Soda so I dunno man.
>>1295485FEAR THE WINTER OF THE MOOSE.
Or I could fall asleep midway through writing this. That's fine too, I'll post it tomorrow, it's short.
>>1295598Hey Wong, is that scene with the Sidereal War vets talking with the Avalonians still on the table?
>>1295392hey Dutch, you forgot the greatest of Newfie(there's mo "ph" in Newfoundland, buddy) pops, pineapple crush.
>>1295588there's almost nothing scarier than being chased by a bull moose
>>1295438Oh no, you caught meI am a LeafHave a TimBit as your prize
>>1296316>TimBitYou mean donut hole.
What are the rules for pulling things near you with a grapple or something anyway? Can you pull yourself near things?
>>1296425>donut hole Whatchya talking aboot now Eh?
>>1295963Well, you are right on one thing, I spelt newfie wrong. However, pineapple is SHIIIIIIIIIIT.
>>1296487more for us then
>>1296555Fine by me. Have a Melee Gelgoog design inspired by Thunderbird, McClingblock, and seeing how far I can go with hydraulics. http://pastebin.com/8xWYJbQZ
>>1296478>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doughnut#HolesTimBits are a brand.
>>1297255I think you are missing the joke friend
A bit headachey today, going to try to get a nap in before game, so we'll be starting late. The end of the seasonal migraines might actually have been a DELAY in them caused by a brief local cold snap.
In the mechbay, two girls are looking at a sword. It's a long, double-edged mech-scale blade, shaped vaguely like a broadsword.“I don't understand.” Fatima reiterates, “What do you mean, 'you broke it'? It looks perfectly fine to me.” She insists with the excruciating patience of someone who doesn't know machines very well but is trying hard to understand, “Why were you playing with it, anyway? It isn't one of our mecha.” “Ours? You're pretty quick to throw that term around with Kestrels property...” Karen grumbles.“What was that?” Fatima asks, rather sharply.“Nothing, nothing!” Karen winces, “Well, I have to inspect all of the tournament mecha to make sure they're legal, right? After seeing how the Fiddler, here, did in the primaries I was a little bit curious so...I made a second inspection. In particular, this sword gives off energy readings unlike anything I'd ever seen. Or rather, gave off energy readings unlike anything I'd ever seen...” She groans, pulling her own pigtails in self-recrimination, “I was curious so...I took the power generator apart for a better look, and now I can't figure out how to put it back together again!”“So you really did break it. Alright, what do you want me to do?” Fatima asks calmly, folding her arms.“I don't know! I've never broken someone else's mech before! Well, not for a really long time, anyway.” Karen whines a little bit, “Do you think Roarke is going to be angry at me?”“Unspeakably.” Fatima responds solemnly, “He'll lock you in a hole full of spiders with only bread and water for sustenance.” Karen flicks the taller woman in the center of her forehead, where the little scar from the mind-altering headband stands out as a pale dot on her skin, “Don't say things like that when I'm upset!”Fatima starts to scowl, but she reins herself in. No, by rights Karen is like a little sister to her now. She must be someone to look up to for the younger girl, someone she can depend on, “Maybe I can stall, or have the order of the matches changed. How long will it take you to fix it?”“At least a day to completely understand how this thing works, add it to our databases, and then fix it.” Karen replies promptly.“A day? For technology you've never seen before and already broken once?” Fatima responds skeptically.“Yes?” Karen blinks innocently, “Maybe a little less. I know that's a long time for me, but like I said, I haven't seen it before.”Fatima shakes her head. In her own way, Karen is rather a scary girl. “I cannot delay for an entire day, but...if it produced an energy field, couldn't you...I don't know, substitute some other sort of generator?”Karen looks at Fatima as if she's about to have to explain something very slowly. Then she pauses, thinking harder. Then she grins and hugs the Martian, “You're a genius!”[Fiddler's sword temporarily replaces its Disruptor property for Armor-Piercing]
>>1297855careful where you poke Karen, you might accidentally power on Fatima's head laser!
>>1297855honestly a much better effect for the fiddlers sword in this tourney I don't think anyone here has an energy shield.
>>1297906They arent allowed have one.
>>1297855Ahaha oh man, Luca is gunna have a heart attack over this shit. His sister will literally murder him for not keeping a better eye on her tech. Maybe if Karen is interested enough to contact her, Luca's untimely death can be avoided. Otherwise, he's probably gunna have to hide out at his boyfriend's place for a while. >>1295556Oi oi, hey Akai. How's shit? You doing well? You have any time to look at that sheet for the Drake I showed you? http://pastebin.com/EWy3wZBa>>1297906Yeah, I know. It was more just for fun and fluff than anything, and potential use in the future as an anti-beam/reactive shield mech. Having the AP sword is WAY better, and will likely be included in the future as a standard loadout for the mech alongside its Disruptor one.
Back to you, Roarke Starwind, currently enjoying a break from the combat during the halftime between the first set of matches and the second set. At least, you wish you were enjoying the break. It's awkward, with both the Avalonians and the UJCIDF here. Worse still, Red Siren ditched with remarkable shamelessness and dumped all duties of playing diplomat on you while she went off to 'take care of some business'. She acted like it was a pleasant surprise waiting for you, though, so you had no choice but to play along.At least the buffet is good. You have Oda along, and he's talking your ear off about how he knew the Lightning was going to win from the moment it entered the ring. You've heard the words 'killing intent' and 'supreme drawing skills' about a dozen times in the past few minutes. “...I am convinced he is secretly part Japanese.” The big guy says with complete confidence, “The spirit of the samurai is strong within Jim-kun. However, the fighting spirit of Gareth-kun also intrigues me! His moves bear echoes of the shinobi way. Even though he lost honorably, that doesn't diminish his potential as a warrior.” “There are a lot of great competitors.” You agree, “So, when do I get to see your new mech? You donated the old Osano-Wo's frame to your Bosun for the tournament, and I know you got a bigger frame from our spoils. What's the secret? Why are you hiding it from me?” You nudge him with your elbow, half-ribbing but genuinely curious.He just smiles, “Ah, senpai, I don't want to spoil the surprise. It's not ready yet, but rest assured...it is sugoi. A truly worthy machine with the spirit of the universe's greatest warriors, imbued with unbeatable battojutsu. A machine to stir everyone's hearts with pride and inspiration.” His nostrils flare with spirit, repressing his pride and clearly resisting the urge to brag, “It truly could come from a Nipponese swordsmith's forge in terms of both quality and elegance.”“I'd expect nothing less.” You're quite honest in that. You wish Miles and Richard were here, but you personally put them in charge of making sure Caesar didn't escape in his mech to personally assault the Avalonian battleship and retrieve his girlfriend. As much as you want to encourage that. As much as you want to help. You're completely confident the Duke expects exactly that and has taken precautions. “Ah, there you are. I'm not interrupting anything important, am I? Of course not. Starwind, let's talk.” General Fairchild approaches, giving Oda the same kind of look she might give an obstinate piece of gum stuck to one of her shoes. She has a drink in her hand.>[Try to ditch her]>[Fine, talk to her]
>>1297952>>[Fine, talk to her]
>>1297952>[Fine, talk to her]time for a rousing game of diplomacy chicken.
>>1297952>>[Try to ditch her]
>>1297952>>[Fine, talk to her]Much as I want to toss her into space, we do have things to known about our mom.
>>1297952>>[Fine, talk to her]Time to make her ree so she makes a fool of herself
>>1297952>[Fine, talk to her] God I hate Fairchild. Does she even have any justification for her shit?
>>1297973Everything everyone ever does is justified to themself
>>1297973"fuck all of you, I'm getting mine?"
>>1297952>[Fine, talk to her]Certainly. By the way have you ever heard of the Oda genealogy fascinating stuff. You have every descendant and their deeds memorized down to your own illustrious self don't you Yoritomo?
>>1297967Such as?Anything you bring up, I can probably work in.>>1297976I keep expecting that someday someone is going to post a long list of the many awful things Fairchild has done and it's going to include stuff I've even somehow forgotten.
>>1297998Well, connection mostly. In character we only vaguely know they knew each other. She hates our dad and we can assume it's because he got mom. Out of character, her early motivation seemed to be based on our mom, a promise she made. Whenever we ask if 'is this what she wanted', she quickly turned off comms. They have a history, and we know Dad's. Why not learn dear ol' mom's?Also, give me time on that list. I'm making a kampfer.
>>1298034She probably just wont tell us. Pretty sure Caesars mech is already the Kampfer as well.
>>1298051No, King Swordfish is not the Kampfer. it's a Super robot wars OG unit. The Kampfer I am trying to make it like the original with the weapon racks, mine chain, and ludicrous speed. Naming it the Palatine after the ghost ship phenomenon 'Palatine's Light'. It is definitely not a 140 cp model though.As for Fairchild, she is likely the sort who does see her cause as just and would rant about it if given the right push. She does like to talk down to people.
>>1297998if I could find it, I'd edit the huge list of crimes that I see reposted every now and then.>>1298069>it's a Super robot wars OG unit.IIRC it's the Thrudgelmir with a spear instead of a sword.
So G Generation Genesis is pretty fun
>>1298069I dont know man, an awful lot of pictures of the kampfer show up whenever we start playing Caesar. Pretty sure that if its not the kampfer now it used to be the kampfer when it was his dads.
“Certainly, Hermione. We are on a first name basis by now, right?” You give her your most charming smile.“I'd rather we stay properly distant except when absolutely necessary, Starwind.” She snaps in response, “I can already feel my good mood from seeing Sergeant Nunez' win ebbing away the more you smirk at me. Where is Clemmy? I want to see her.”“Mmm. That's just too bad.” You say with that air of total satisfaction that comes from being loved by Clemmy, “She's busy, and it's a little bit awkward seeing you. After all, you already found yourself another blonde, right? Tsk tsk tsk.” For maximum obnoxiousness, you wag your finger at the pink-haired woman, “...A good boxer, by the way, it was a close fight.”“THAT WAS YOU!?” She roars, “THAT WAS MY HOUSE, YOU BASTARD! You fucking pirate scum, do you even KNOW how much those repairs cost me!? The upper floor was collapsing because of whatever you did to it! I knew it was your fault from the beginning, but how dare YOU...YOU PERSONALLY...enter MY HOME and destroy it!?” Her fingers curl into claws, and she seems on the verge of hyperventilating with rage.You shrug grandiosely, “I knocked.”[Continued]
Oda regards her with a flat expression of disapproval, “Going where one is not wanted and taking what one isn't supposed to take is part of the pirate way. Along with treasuring one's nakama and always having one eye on the horizon for adventure. Blaming senpai just shows your own spiritual insufficiency. Tell me, did you ever have a soul?”“I'd trade having a soul in a heartbeat for having the diplomatic leeway to shoot you both and crack this colony in half. The galaxy would be better off for it. Sure, a few women with potential might die, but the galaxy is full of pretty girls.” She grinds her teeth together.“Just like you cracked Suleiman 1, right?” You respond, no humor in your voice, “You've got no right to insult anyone here. The only detriment to the galaxy is within reach of my fists, I'm the one who has a right to be frustrated that I can't just snap your neck and throw you out the airlock.”She smiles smugly, “Doctor Clancy's wild stories aren't worth wasting your time on. Surely he just suffered a mental breakdown after the cessation of the project, when his prototype was passed up as a SOUL machine in favor of the S-Slinger. It's a shame, he did good work on Project Skywalker, but we have all the information we need from that already. It's for the best if he hides here, like the rat he is, with his brat, out of my sight.”“Temeeee.” Grunts Oda, and you have to lunge to grab his arms before he draws his sword on her. It's a strain, but you force him to sheathe his sword against your own better judgment. “Smart boy. I guess there IS a little bit of Christina in you after all.” General Fairchild laughs without any humor beyond cold satisfaction, “Or maybe you're still hoping I'll give you a chance to use whatever hidden weapon you used on my house? How pathetic, the so-called Boxer using a trick weapon to add some oomph to his punches. Were your gloves no longer enough? What is it, some kind of sonic weapon? A shaped explosive? A pilebunker on the arm of some discreet power armor?”“Someday, you'll find out.” You promise her, and watch her smile fade as she sees how serious you are.>[Bring up Loriette to troll her]>[Ask what her real plan is]
>>1298098The sheer amount of hatred between these two is just delicious. Keep it up Wong.
>>1298108>[Bring up Loriette to troll her]She won't tell us her ACTUAL plan of her own volition, but if we upset her enough she might spill something regarding it.
>>1298108>>[Bring up Loriette to troll her]
Shit is getting so real right now. I can't wait until there is actual video footage of Roarke punching something apart that should be physically impossible.
>>1298108>[Bring up Loriette to troll her]>[Double down by reminding her of what you promised would happen if she pulls some shit.]She would never let us know her real plan
>>1298108>>[Ask what her real plan is]
>>1298126There is a guy in canada who demolishes houses by punching them you know.
>>1298159I sincerely doubt he OPM's them, though. I meant something like a bigass boulder or a bulkhead.
>>1298098I can feel the smug here.>>1298108>[Ask what her real plan is]Much as I want to troll her, info is always good. Also, don't want her to know that. She seems the type to use it against us.
>>1298167The fastest he did it so far is 95 minutes. Which is still pretty respectable considering hes beating houses down with his bare hands.
>>1298185It also depends on what house it is. And what materials it is made of. And the quality of the construction. As long as he can damage the load-bearing bits in the walls he could do it reasonably fast. It's impressive as hell and most people couldn't do it but it still isn't comparable to weird super-expensive space-age construction. It's a false equivalence, really. Now if he started breaking down houses with his dick.
>>1298206>with his dickJesus fuck
>>1298206Apparently older ones are harder to break because they used thicker wood back then. That said generally when you hear about some crazy or dumb thing in fiction someone out there has done something equally crazy or dumb. Like the guy who ate an Airplane.
>>1298233I'm sorry but what? How?
>>1298233Old ones they tended to try harder to do it right, and had to use more material since they couldn't use it as efficiently. But galactic colonization era sorta shit is going to be leagues ahead of anything prior. Simply because lolscience.>ate an airplanefuckin' y tho
>>1298242With his mouth I guess. Took him 2 years but he ate the entire thing.>>1298244He was an entertainer.
>>1298259..What type of plane?Here's the Palatine as well. http://pastebin.com/pYq2Jjdr
>>1298244>>1298242I've heard of this guy. He had a weird mutation where his stomach lining is twice as thick as usual and he can eat virtually anything.
>>1298267metal, the guys nick name is monsieur mangetout or something like that iirc, he regularly eats light bulbs glass and all along with other weird shit
>>1298108"The more you talk the more grateful I am that my mother never had to suffer a relationship with you."
>>1298108>I know something fishy is going on her Fairy and for once its not your breath.
“Save it for the Avalonians, Starwind.” General Fairchild rolls her eyes.“Should I? They're been so polite compared to you. I almost want to make friends with them. You haven't met the Countess, but she's adorable.” You nod firmly.“Your mother would weep to hear you want to befriend the cultists of the Green Men.” The General growls menacingly.“Funny how despite the number of times you've tried to speak for her I can clearly tell your feelings were all one-sided.” You reply.“Your father's fault.” She clenches her fists. “Nothing more than that.”“Oh, just like with Clemmy, then? You try to manipulate some nice girl into your arms, and then blame anyone who takes her out of your reach regardless of how well-meaning they are? Disgusting.” Your tone is sincerely loathing.“You have no right to talk about me you criminal. You have no right to address ANYONE working to fix the galaxy in that...that condescending voice, as if you're anything but a petty thug with a strong mech and luck on his side.” She hisses.You wink, “It must really sting that I keep beating you, then.”“A mosquito dares to think it won't be swatted because my hands are occupied choking out a real foe. How preposterous. I've enjoyed hurting the one Paladin in my possession, Starwind. I'm going to enjoy hurting yours as well. I'm going to hurt her a lot. I'm going to hurt her constantly, and while I'm hurting her I'm going to remind her that you're the reason for her suffering, until she breaks. The more 'adorable' she is to you, the more I'll enjoy it. After all, I know how much you love your little family out here in the Belt, and if you don't give her to me, you'll give her to the Martians, and I have ways of ensuring I can get her from them. Hand her to Avalon, and you're an officially an ally of the Green Men and I can exterminate you and everyone you love with impunity, you little shit.” She smiles, and you resist the urge to break her teeth. [Continued]
>>1298108You know, I wonder what the Sidereal War Vets think of Fairchild. I can't imagine Skunk or Inari liking her at all.Might be interesting if either of them knew Fairchild or Roarke's mom, even tangentially.
>>1298108>a few women with potentialWeird way to say "women who would have ever considered being with me."
>>1298325Oh, man. I so want to rub it in her face that we know she got clam-blocked twice when she was in Project Megabass.
>>1298325>“A mosquito dares to think it won't be swatted because my hands are occupied choking out a real foe. How preposterous. I've enjoyed hurting the one Paladin in my possession, Starwind. I'm going to enjoy hurting yours as well. I'm going to hurt her a lot. I'm going to hurt her constantly, and while I'm hurting her I'm going to remind her that you're the reason for her suffering, until she breaks. The more 'adorable' she is to you, the more I'll enjoy it. After all, I know how much you love your little family out here in the Belt, and if you don't give her to me, you'll give her to the Martians, and I have ways of ensuring I can get her from them. Hand her to Avalon, and you're an officially an ally of the Green Men and I can exterminate you and everyone you love with impunity, you little shit.” She smiles, and you resist the urge to break her teeth.Excellent, we've established a firm basis on why we'd not sell lori to the jovians now.
>>1298334What we have to do is make sure we sell to none of them and make it not look like we're backing down.
>>1298325Someone should record what Fairchild says.
>>1298335Or... Sell to Fairchild, and raid her convoy alongside the Avalonians?
>>1298335We are keeping her, right? That was the assumption I've been making this whole time.
>>1298335Well we do have our shades with recording capabilities and she just threatened and assumed shit in front of us. She is not very smart there. Either way, we are an honorable sort and we can give the intel without the Paladin. Thats what they want after all since they got physical testing with the older one.
>>1298325"The more you talk the easier it is to tell that you never actually knew my mother."
>>1298347We are a criminal, absolutely nothing illegal in threatening us regardless of what she says. No one on Jove is going to give her shit for this. At best the mussies will get pissed that she's discounting her. I guess worse comes to worse we bring out the big guns and threaten her with the Neverland info.
>tfw all you want is some radical idiot to blow Fairchild to bitsPlease dice, PLEASE!
>>1298355nein!The last thing we need is her to be a martyr.We'd never be able to get completely rid of her memorabilia.
you know, If we were to kidnap her the Luxols would probably pay us quite a bit to make sure she disappeared.
>>1298353Wouldn't be so sure. As is, the situation is one where Mars and Jupiter are not on good terms. If we use this to slide towards Mars, offer them favorable deals, pirate support through the belt, mercenary, even ally services while pointing out Fairchild is the reason why, it may turn some heads. Fairchild may hate us, but the senate is divided. Forcing a new front out of a petty grudge and making Mars want to go holy war on Jupiter does not help them. Likeiwse getting every pirate faction in the belt to side with the avalonians, leave with them, and giving them a manpower, command, and tech boost. She talks big, but if she pulls that trigger too soon, she'd be shooting herself in the foot.
>>1298363This wouldn't push the mussies far enough. Its her blustering and most people would see it as her being a cunt but not enough to spark anything. Its not like she's admitting to anything that terrible. She could just play it off as owed favors.
“They really ought to assign you a diplomat for these sorts of affairs.” You remark. “I know something fishy is going on here, Fairy, and for once it isn't your breath.”“Or a handler, senpai. Someone to hold a bitch's leash.” Oda nods in agreement, then smacks himself on the forehead, “No, I apologize for saying 'bitch'. Inumimi are a precious treasure and not to be compared to a filthy corrupt kisama with no honor.”“...Fine words for an African claiming to be Japanese.” A tall, statuesque woman in an unobtrusive uniform with a dangerously calm smile and a witch's mane of long, black hair remarks, joining the conversation.This time it's much harder to stop Oda from drawing his sword as he says what you assume are very, very impolite things in Japanese. The dark-haired woman and General Fairchild both smirk.The dark-haired woman caresses the General's shoulders with an air of familiarity. “My General, I'm afraid nobody knows where Ensign Young is, he vanished from the group at the first opportunity.”The General smiles at her, “Oh, let him go. He's off looking for Lysa, I suspect. He won enough glory on Qu'lir to justify a bit of misbehaving.”“You're going soft.” The dark-haired woman croons. She looks at you, sizing you up, “You know he wants to kill you, right?” She's still speaking to the General, “I can tell. He's fantasizing about it right now.”“Oh no. A mind reader.” You remark. “Trust me, she knows. So what's your name? I'm sure it'll be as enlightening for Hermione there as it is for me. I'm guessing you're her latest bit of arm candy.”“Oh, she knows my name.” The woman responds confidently. Those breasts are nice, in your opinion, but there's something about her you definitely don't like. Something dangerous.“Really?” On instinct, you put your hands in your jacket pockets, and into your gloves. “Has she accidentally called you Clemmy in the bedroom yet?” It's a blind verbal jab, but...[Continued]
>>1298353Especially because, as I've said before, stuff can be edited and the media can always selectively display what they or their bosses want.
>>1298368There is plenty to push them further, especially if we have leads on the first mate, the person who provided Rashad the human/human interface system. If we did well in intel gathering, we can coordinate well there. Either way, we need to see what Hakim is like. Depending on how smart he is can make this a whole lot easier for us.
>>1298379Not every anon knows about lügenpresse
>>1298346As far as I can tell, the easiest way to keep her is to ask them to give us something we know they'll never give in exchange.For example, Avalon needs to give us Naomi, and Fairchild needs to give us Cabot in exchange for Lori.Mars is a bit harder to outrageously demand something from, though. Maybe half of Mars?
>>1298380What could Mars every gain from us that they couldn't get more of from the Jovians? Siding with us against Jove is a losing war regardless how you slice it.
>>1298388>not asking for Fatima to be declared as Hakim's successor
>>1298390A stable access point to Jihad the rest of the system? An ally who can safeguard Mars while they go off pillaging?
>>1298392>Us having the man power to ever safeguard Mars from anyoneWe don't even have a 10th of Jove's manpower
>>1298388I dunno. I feel Fairchild is enough of a cuthroat bitch to hand her over. I don't like taking chances after what happened with Fatima. Lori maybe my least favorite waifu, but I still care for her, and do not want her at risk.
>>1298396You misspelled Karen but I get what you mean
>>1298398Sorry mate. Karen and Sam tied for a best, then Fatima, then Clemmy, then Rosita, then Lori. But it's not a big gap, they're all right there together.
>>1298394Manpower isn't everything. Otherwise, we'd be greeting each other as comrades, Tovarich Thunder.
>>1298396>I dunno. I feel Fairchild is enough of a cuthroat bitch to hand her over. I highly doubt that she will willingly give Cabot up since Cabot is her last bastion of human emotional support, however fucked up it is. Even less likely since she knows after bragging about it right to our fucking faces that whatever torture she would do to lori, we would give to Cabot a thousand times over.
>>1298390For starters? Less competition on the galactic scale. They want to grow and Jupiter is going to be stone walling them. We are weaker, but also less a issue when it comes to butting heads. We've got a lot of good intel including bit weaponry data which would work GREAT for their mechs. Mars fighters that are their own squadrons, the juicy bits of project skywalker, biocore tech and how to deal with it. The only thing keeping them together with Jupiter is Avalon being a threat. Removing that threat will make things fall. Not only that, but a ton of elite fighters are on Roarke's side. Even if their numbers are low, we have seen what 3 aces can do in good machines.
>>1298404In space where their is almost no natural choke points near Mars yes yes it does matter a lot
>>1298398>>1298400OBJECTIVE TIER LIST:BEST GIRL: FATIMABEST >GIRL: SAMDARK HORSE FAVORITE: LORIETTEEVERYONE ELSE TIER:EVERYONE ELSEGRETCHEN TIER:GRETCHENAll the girls are the best.
>>1298416All that matters is that they're all worth loving.
>>1298416There's far too little Grapple-tan in this post.
>>1298424Now you know as well as I do that it's just plain unfair to compare anyone to the loveliness of Grapple-tan.
>>1298407>What is the Belt?I'll take natural chokepoints in space for 500, Alex.
>>1298430Good use that'll do when the gates are back up and running
>>1298381It's my fault for having the face of JNN be Gretchen, who's been pretty sincere about finding out the truth.
>>1298435Nah works fine since most news networks have people who care. More on them for not realizing that we're criminals and how much everyone uses propaganda constantly.
>>1298433Tell that to the Martian Greenies.Gate-tech only works for extra-solar travel, IIRC. In-system jumps have limited range, and able to stage out of the Belt puts Martian forces much close to Jupiter and vice-versa.
>>1298381Also, they will by the time I'm done. For example, don't believe in Soros-funded paid shills?https://www.fightforthefuture.org/ateams/
>>1298443Saw that shit today, pretty crazy along side the new Canadian law.
>>1298435Well I know the press are nothing but paid lap dogs that will eat their own shit for some extra shekles, but I was hoping speed, timing, and motions make it hard to 'fake' it during a diplomatic meeting.I was honestly thinking of cutting the middle man out, because I figured the senate would be watching this as well.
>>1298447They will always protect on of their own over us. You have to think of the psychological effect dismissing generals have on troops and the public. Especially when they are pulling political shit during a war. If anything they'll make it look like she was trying to strong arm us so she could focus on Avalon.>>1298443Didn't Fairy use them to get to Mars for the wedding?
I'm wondering what the consequences of Fairchild's death would actually be. There's clearly other Jovian Generals and it really seems that Fairchild has been more of a detriment to The SSL than anything. Has she actually been contributing to the War effort in a way that doesn't involve SOUL?
>>1298472I want Stern and his competence to take the lead.
>>1298472Really depends how she dies. If we murder her during negotiations she'll definitely become a rallying cry. If we kill her during a battle then it won't be as big of an issue since its occupational hazard. And it'll depend on who takes over.
>>1298451>Didn't Fairy use them to get to Mars for the wedding?Wasn't specified.
General Fairchild throws her arms around the woman, but her rapier is already halfway out of its sheath, her pretty face contorted into a rictus mask of fury, “I'll kill you, asshole! I'll tear your eyes out!” “So that's a yes?” Your smile has never been more smug.“Let GO of me, General! I'll end his miserable life right here and now!” She struggles.“Stop it, Major! He's trying to provoke you and it's working!” Fairchild is dragged forward as the woman bulls towards you.“Just out of curiosity...what IS your name?” You have a suspicion. Just a suspicion. An aide being this aggressive isn't normal, and she doesn't look afraid of you at all.“Your worst fucking nightmare you criminal!” The sword creeps further out of the sheath. You look sidelong at Oda and shake your head slightly, and he steps back a little, getting the message. Let the bitch come.“MAJOR CABOT! Control yourself!” General Fairchild hauls off and slaps her aide. The sound echoes throughout the viewing pod, heads turning to look. You wish more of them were important guests, but the various notables have been scattered somewhat through the pods, a lot of the people here are yours or Fairchild's.The dark-haired woman reels back, looking shocked and crestfallen, fading into sullen rage. She glowers at you, slamming the rapier back into the sheath. “You don't deserve a quick death.”“Was that your logic before?” You quip. Cabot, huh? You should be angry. You should be furious. Instead, you feel a deep, feral joy spreading through you. She's here. She's right here in front of you. She's within your reach at last. “You must have regretted it a lot since then.” “Oh, you are a quick one, Starwind. See you soon. See you really, really soon.” She turns on her heel, “Sorry, General. I just got a little bit emotional. It won't happen again.”“I know it won't. Come on. We're going to get some fresh air colonyside and have a long talk.” General Fairchild turns her head to regard you with a steady, cold gaze, “Don't get too comfortable, Starwind.”“You know, the more you talk the more grateful I am that my mother never had to suffer a relationship with you. With every word you speak, the more I can tell that you never really knew her. You may hold a grudge against my father, but he was absolutely right to keep you as far away from mom as possible. You're a monster, Fairchild.”“...And monsters become legends, Starwind. Criminals like you just get sent to break their backs in a work camp.” The General responds nonchalantly.“And about Lieutenant Farragut...” Major Cabot adds in a hiss, “Maybe you should look to what happened with your Martian bride." She taps her forehead meaningfully, with a coy wink, "There's more than one way for us to get what we want.”[Continued]
>>1298478Probably >Oh no how could starwind ever do such a thing. But what's done is done no need to make his life worse for it.
>>1298476Her dying in a staged manner that dishonors her memory would be effective. We know she's basically an ERPG protagonist and is extremely forceful while wooing women. If she was extra forceful one time and her victim fought back and accidentally killed her...
>>1298479I mean, they are literally begging for Roarke to just crush their skulls with his bare hands. Say what you want, destroying your enemies by becoming a martyr still means you are dead as fuck.
>>1298479>“And about Lieutenant Farragut...” Major Cabot adds in a hiss, “Maybe you should look to what happened with your Martian bride." She taps her forehead meaningfully, with a coy wink, "There's more than one way for us to get what we want.”Try it bitch.You'll never walk again
>>1298479Just give Cabot the biggest, happiest genuine smile we can bring up and tell her that we're honestly happy to have finally met her.
>>1298487Do you really think Roarke will ever let anyone kill Fairy other than him?
>>1298495Yes? Bitch is too dangerous to everyone.
>>1298497Roarke isn't the most level headed person when it comes to people he doesn't like.
>>1298479"Criminals become Legends all the time. Especially pirates."
>>1298495>>1298499Clearly, that's why Sam stages it.
>>1298479no moment in any other quest will be as satisfying as killing both Fairchild and Cabot.
>>1298505Fucking Laura in Homeless Mutant was pretty good. RIP.
>>1298479"So much for claiming you love her, eh Fairy?"
>>1298504Sam wouldn't take Roarke's revenge from him, hell she wouldn't even wait to tell Roarke who Bethany was even though she knew he was going to go ape shit. Man people need to stop acting like Roarke is some heroic pragmatist. He's a pirate who robs people to give himself a cushy life and does what he wants while being easily angered.
You feel a vein throb in your temple.>[Kill the bitch]General Fairchild is saying something, angry and in hushed tones to her aide.>[Kill the bitch]You don't hear it.>[Kill the bitch]Your hands are in your gloves.>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]You take a step forward. This isn't going to be pretty. You're going to break her back first, you decide in an instant. Normally, hitting someone from behind isn't your style, but then again...she's never fought honorably, why should you?>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]>[Kill the bitch]Your muscles tense in preparation to lunge. Yes, both women are armed, but it won't matter. You're too close. By the time they draw, Cabot will be a corpse.>[Kill the bi-]“Aniki.” You feel a huge hand on your shoulder, it feels like it weighs as much as an anvil, and you look up into Oda's big, sad eyes. He shakes his head.>[Kill the bitch?]“I know what you want to do. I want to do it too, but if we do it like this...they win. You'll get your chance. If it was otherwise, I'd do it myself. Clemmy-chan is my nakama too.” He squeezes your arm, “I believe in you, aniki. Not just as a warrior, but as the man I decided to acknowledge as my commander. Show me the strength of that man. Otherwise...let me do it. I'll take the blame and commit seppuku afterwards, to spare the Kestrels from trouble.”“I can't let you.” For one, she's yours to kill...although the suppressed, rational part of your brain acknowledges that there's a long line of people waiting to end this particular life. For another, you don't want to lose one of your best friends.“Then you know what you must do, Aniki.” Oda smiles. You smile back, and nod, calling out, “Major!”She turns to look at you.You give her your biggest, most genuine smile, and say with all your heart, “I'm so happy to have finally met you.” [Continued]
>>1298479"I suppose little things like free will and sanity can't stand in the way of true love, Fairy? I thought my opinion of you couldn't get any lower, but then you go and show me your rebound."
>>1298505I feel like they need to die stupid or simple deaths. Nothing Thunderbird fancy, just in ways people would pay no mind to. They do not deserve to be remembered.>>1298513Congrats Oda, Sempai noticed you.
>>1298513>I'll take the blame and commit seppuku afterwards, to spare the Kestrels from trouble.Oda a best
>>1298513Oda is Best Captain.>>1298524I agree, it should be painfull enough, but not fancy, their deaths don't deserve to be remembered for a long time... At least not until we can make their deeds public knowledge.
Usual one-hour break so Wong can eat.
>>1298524>>1298531If you get the chance to publicly execute them you do it in front of an audience as a deterrent and guess what it worked a lot of times.
>>1298579Deterrent's require legitimacy. In this case it's like Muslim beheadings of American soldiers. So I don't think it's a great idea. Doesn't work out great URL.
>>1298584>In this case it's like Muslim beheadings of American soldiersSo none of the citizens will give a shit but just post meaningless nothings to show solidarity to virtue signal to other dickheads?
>>1298586sounds about right
>>1298586And used as an excuse to push some shit. You said it yourself, the media is going to lie. Making a public showing just gives them more chances to escape and the media more to work with.Hoping we have our own surprise waiting for them along with making sure Cabot doesn't try shit.
>>1298586Used as a tool to push other agendas.
>>1298599>>1298592I know he just used a bad example
>>1298524Needs to be personal. You should be able to look Cabot in the eyes as she goes down. Fairchild would probably be better served with a ridiculous or over the top death.
>>1298610What's with the rape bait?
>>1298610Won't be hard. We'll get her cockpit one way or another. Then it's a matter of starting up the hard and slowly applying pressure. Fairchild? Fairchild I want to cheese. beam chaff the area and jut rip her to shreds.
>>1298629Nowhere near as satisfying as beating her to death with our own two hands
Besides I'm certain if we went through any other Jovian lines besides Fairy they would be willing to Sell Cabot out to us for either our help with Avalon, or just to weaken her power base.
There's more you want to say. Mostly to Fairchild, involving Clemmy...but you don't, it's more ominous just to let them walk away. Unfortunately for Fairchild, she doesn't get the chance to. The pods are connected to a small bay for Terns by transportation tubes, where oxygenated horizontal lifts convey passengers from the shuttles to the pods themselves, and this one hisses open right in front of the General and the Major, putting them face-to-face with a pair of redheads. One, of course, is YOUR strawberry-blonde, looking merry as Solday in a scarlet ballgown with her hair done up and an eyepatch that matches the dress. Even her pistols have reddish wood inlay on the grips that matches her outfit. The other is a bit taller. Her hair is in rather a plain bun, and with her angular cheekbones and an expression that always seems just a tiny bit worried she isn't the glamorous beauty Red Siren is, but she's pretty and has a good figure. She's rather underdressed for this gathering, with sunglasses and the sort of clothes one would wear on the more physical sort of vacation, like a safari. “...And that's why I was so happy to run into you, Regina! What great luck, meeting you at that bar. I was just coming to make sure the drinks would be delivered here on time, the proprietress handles a lot of my catering on the side. Oh, it's just been ages since I've seen you! How is every little thing?” The two women are chattering like schoolgirls.“Oh, it's wonderful! I'm able to afford all sorts of new books with my increased salary, I added another wing to the family manor, and finally I was able to build that palace enclosure for my kitties!” General Hatsheput claps her hands together delightedly, “Chairman Luxol is SUCH a nice man and his sons are just SUCH dear boys! I was delighted to see them again when I heard they wanted to take their vacations here and attend the concert with some of their little friends, isn't that just the most wonderful coincidence?”“Oh yes, what a wonderful coincidence it is!” Rosita agrees cheerfully, “Of course their accomodations are entirely on me, just like yours! Don't you worry about a thing, darling and I are SO happy to see you again and...well...guess who else is~” She trills, nudging General Hatsheput in the ribs.The older woman buries her face in her hands, “Kyaaaaa, I've missed him so muuuuuch! Even if I have to compete with all the young girls, I won't give up!” She clenches a fist, fiery determination filling her heart, “I-I promised myself I'd be confident! I bought cute underwear and everything!”“That's the woman I remember! If you defeated the Green Skulls, you can defeat a young boy's heart!” Rosita crows in approval. General Fairchild stares, aghast, “What...what are YOU doing here!?”[Continued]
>>1298636>Greet Regina like an old friend and be the picture of politeness>Make sure Fairchild sees ALL of it
>>1298636There is almost no way this scene could have gotten better.
>>1298643Garretts dad walks in and dresses down Cabot and Fairchild for attacking his son
>>1298636>>1298638Aye yes. hug, polite kisses on the cheek and all that.
>>1298644Cabot tries to assault him, and Roarke saves his life.
>>1298643Pierre joins us for a double clothesline. Amos appears and decks Cabot for starting shit with foreign powers. Catholics take back Jerusalem. Scavvies jack Fairchild's ship.
“Oh. General Fairchild. Major Cabot.” General Hatsheput's smile fades from friendly to brisk and businesslike. “Hello.”“Don't 'hello' me! I asked you a question, woman!” General Fairchild snaps, “Answer! Now!”“Mmm. Your temper really hasn't improved since the Academy, has it? That's no way to speak to a fellow General, particularly in front of civilians.” General Hatsheput's smile grows all the more businesslike, only faltering slightly in the face of Fairchild's openly hostile scowl.“Regina!” You call out, waving to her, “It's nice to see you again! Welcome to Auditorium, how was your flight?”“Ohayo, Hatsheput-dono! It's my honor to greet the woman who helped us achieve justice for our fallen nakama!” Oda waves too. She huffs contentedly, putting her hands on her cheeks and looking slightly embarrassed by all the attention, “Oh Admiral Starwind, you scoundrel~ I'm supposed to be mad at you and your wives for robbing the Europan Museum of Culture, but it's still nice to see you again~ Captain Oda, it's good to see you too. You always look so healthy, what's your secret?” Oda puffs up his chest, hands on his hips, “Tea, and a refined appreciation for kawaii things! A healthy body starts with a healthy soul!”“Oh my word! How positively charming! That must be the oriental wisdom I hear so much about!” General Hatsheput claps her hands.Major Cabot opens her mouth. General Fairchild gives her a very pointed glare. Major Cabot shuts her mouth. General Fairchild turns her glare to General Hatsheput, “Why. Are. You. Here? These are MY negotiations, and I will NOT be undercut by you.”“Undercut? Don't be silly. I mean, yes, it's true that rumor has it you aren't exactly the best person to negotiate with the Iron Kestrels and I certainly doubt that the Senate and Chairman intended for you to handle them by yourself, but I'm here to make sure the artifacts taken from the Museum of Culture are returned safely and the ransom for them is properly paid. Thank you for not bullying us too much on the cost, Rosita.” General Hatsheput pokes her fingertips together in a manner reminiscent of a shy teenage girl.“Anything for a dear friend. Oh, about these friends...did one of them bring a female guest?” Rosita asks, with exaggerated casualness.“I know exactly who you mean and yes, she's here. It's adorable that you invited her, just what I expected...but I'm sure poor Hermione doesn't want to hear all of this, so let's discuss it later and in private, hmm?” General Hatsheput chuckles, walking a carefully wide circle around the shorter General and her aide to come over and give you and Oda each a hug.Fairchild and Cabot trade suspicious glances.[Continued]
I hope Stern came too so we can take him to go see Master Asia
>>1298659Well, this just became that much more difficult for Fairchild. Hard to fail negotiations if others are going make sure you don't mess up. Glassing the place ALSO means attacking the Praetorian Guard and leader of your government.
>>1298648>ScavviesC'mon, Anon, even Fairchild only deserves so much torment.
>>1298663All I'm saying is that the Purus should get to joyride that horribly named machine of hers while our favorite scavvie captain takes the ship.. and scours it of everything valuable. I'm sure she has dozens of spare desks.
“Are your pilots alright? They fought gallantly, I hope I didn't hurt any of them.” You inquire, sincerely.“Of course! They spoke quite highly of your abilities, but that's expected. Your Black Ogre gets scarier all the time!” General Hatsheput fetches some punch and sips it, holding the cup in both hands.“That's my line, you're the ones who keep upgrading your infantry mecha and making my job harder.” You gently scold her.“It's a two-way street, that. Two of my Lieutenants and some subordinates insisted on accompanying me. That's the tough thing about being a General, people follow you even when you're just trying to go have a nice vacation and see a concert. Or maybe they just wanted to ride on my invitation for free drinks and all of this luxury treatment.” General Hatsheput remarks, “Oh! And Lieutenant Mappa is one of them! You remember Jane, don't you Roarke?”“They're welcome to, dear. They're perfectly welcome to.” Rosita smiles brilliantly, standing with you, the very picture of the gracious hostess.“Of course I do. She's a nice girl and I'll never forget her...uh...distinctive fighting style.” You keep a polite face despite any personal opinions you have on quad-blade swordswomanship and how practical you actually think it is.“Jane...Mappa, huh?” Oda remarks, sounding oddly uneasy, “That's a familiar name, for some reason...”“So how is dear Samantha and your...you know...forbidden love?” Regina's eyes dart around, scanning the partygoers in black jackets, clearly looking for a fluffy head of hair that represents her own forbidden love.On impulse, you get out your PC and send a message. It pays to be kind. You receive a prompt reply. Mohammed isn't sure why you're sending him to that particular cafe right now, or why he's supposed to dress nicely and wait there, but as always he's an infallibly good subordinate and does it without question. You smile at Regina, and say sincerely, “It's the best. She's wonderful. Speaking of which...get out your PC.”“Eh? Why?” She does it.You send her directions to the cafe, and wink at her, “Forbidden love.”“You mean...he's...?” She squeaks, then glances suspiciously at Fairchild and Cabot, who are fortunately leaving while they still have the chance.“Yes. Go to him. He's missed you this whole time. He talks about you a lot.” You smile.She gasps, her fingertips at her lips, “O-oh my! Oh my! Oh my! M-my Moe...you really mean it? He's really thinking about me?”Your smile widens, “Go to him and see for yourself. As his boss, it's my pleasure to make sure he gets to be with the woman he loves. Welcome to Auditorium, Regina, it's so good to see you again.”She stammers incoherently, squeals, hugs you, Oda, and Rosita, and turns so quickly she nearly spills her punch, "LovelytoseeyoubutIneedtogorightnow! Moeeeee~!" She skips away, in a manner that doesn't befit her age and rank at all.
>>1298659I wonder if that praetorian guard lady commander came as well.
>>1298664Oh, that's completely fine, I thought you meant making her deal with them in person or something.
>>1298666>that file name>those trips
>>1298666Ah thats a happy cake.
>>1298663Just wait for when Keith notices what the scavvies did to his old weapon when he sees the Chimera...
>>1298666also>“Jane...Mappa, huh?” Oda remarks, sounding oddly uneasy, “That's a familiar name, for some reason...”ahahahahaI get the urge to field some exhibition matches.Like Mappa vs Oda
Game continues Friday evening, when the fights resume.
>>1298687Thanks for Running Wong, See you on Tomorrow
>>1298687Thanks for running boss!
>>1298687Thanks for running Wong!Oh, and I'll be here late tomorrow, so don't wait for my confirmation on the mechs revisions.To make things clear: Fiddler, Blitz, Dutchman, Pharcyde and Myrm are OK to go.Walkure and Valyrie SHOULD be okay to go, but the last time I revised the Valkyrie was last year I think, so one of your rulings could have changed its status... So you may want to give it a look, but I think that it should be okay to go.Walkure case is more about how missiles with many different multipliers complicates everything, but if my calculations are correct, it should be exactly at 140CP, and if they are wrong, dropping the SP on the wings by 1CP each should be enough to bring it down to under 140CP, as the tricky parts are only decimals.Quick question: Do you need quick hands in order to use Quick weapons? If not, some people may want to change their hands... Still need to take a look at the Pumpkinseed Jaegar, but I really need to sleep, and I may be ocupied the whole day today...Chimeranon, if your pastebin(http://pastebin.com/HUtX5W9U) is okay as I remember, You should be able to make your other hand 0.75 too, in order to free CP to make your sword 4 Spaces again build it into the arm... That way should be able to be like Sato and don't need to use an action to draw it.
>>1298628What do you mean?
>>1298763Dude those tits are far too large.
>>1298766Perhaps this is more your speed then?
>>1298770>>1298763Why are they trying to make us feel bad for her?I watched the anime and she didn't seem sympathetic.
>>1298792She's a lot more sympathetic in the original source.
Hey Guys, Could you spare some time to give a look at this? Its just a mech idea that I had while the thread was a down, but maybe you'll like it.http://pastebin.com/hcRheUT3
>>1298794I've only seen the anime but heard that on /a/ before... Is she that different on the original source? How so?
>>1298727Done and done. Mark the Chimera as final, and thanks for your help.
>>1298727I said it at the end of the last thread but just in case it got missed you dont need an action to draw a weapon. You need one to pick it off the ground or grab it out of the air but draw it off your own body. Dont need an action to drop a weapon either.
>>1298941But not draw it off your own body I meant to say.
Can you combine shields with weapons?
>>1298974Yup. You can get shield binders which as far as I remember sacrifice a percentage of the kills for space in the shield. I dont think there is anything stopping you from mating a shield and a weapon either.
>>1298833Well, Bethany is obviously based on the anime version turned up to 11, just like Fairchild is Hamon with the negatives cranked way up, so the VN version probably doesn't matter too much to this quest.VN Beatrix is probably the most complex character in SM, and is even the main heroine/love interest of a few side stories and scenarios. Her one defining trait however is loyalty. She's loyal to the point of self destruction, and she justifies nearly everything she does with her dead lover's ideals (who was Iris's older brother that she ended up selling out to Axmann, go figure). Her big berserk button is disloyalty/betrayal, especially of loved ones. She respects Marai and Lise greatly for staying loyal to their lovers, while she absolutely detests people like Irisdina, Theo, and Schmidt for their betrayals. Her sense of loyalty often conflicts with her utilitarian pragmatism. Ironically, usually when she tries to do the right or moral thing, she gets absolutely wrecked for it. For instances, in Lise's route, she personally stays behind to hold off the rebel forces and cover her squadron's retreat (all the while getting bombarded with artillery), which allows Theo to sneak up behind her and hold her MiG down while Iris crushes the cockpit. Another case is Iris's route, where she outright disobeys Stasi command (being branded as a traitor in the process) to uphold her agreement with the 666th and rescue them from the BETA. If she had abandoned them to die and attacked rebel HQ like Schmidt wanted, then victory would have been in the bag. Instead, she lost much of her battalion's strength helping out the NVA, Stasi command was destroyed, and the Berlin Wall collapsed. All this despite knowing that she'd receive no clemency from the rebels even with Irisdina's assurance of pardon (the rebels had been executing any loyalist personnel they could get their hands on; see Katia's route).These CGs >>1298763 >>1298610 are from the end of Iris's route, when she gets captured by rebels after being nailed by rebel artillery and bleeds out on a stretcher.VN Beatrix is basically a tragic figure. Her whole life was shit; her father, Abel, was a neglectful, abusive stasi fuck; she was lonely growing up in school because of her stasi connections; she was forced to train under Axmann (same guy who "trained" Lise) from the time she was a teenager, and the one guy who made her happy was killed by her best friend, and then said best friend abandoned her afterwards. She's someone who hates herself and what she represents, even if she sees it all as a necessary evil. She's very similar to Yuuko from the original trilogy in this sense, who initially comes off as callous and cruel but is revealed to be extremely conflicted and even suicidal from all the things she had to do. This compared to the anime version, who's sadistic, pointlessly cruel to even her own subordinates, and loves her job.
>>1298828That looks fragile, active cloak helps with that some but really you'd only want to use the beam bushi loadout for balance and survivability i'd say... also what about a variable emw loadout? one that can swap between beam shield and beam weapon?oh and most of the handheld loadouts seem... less useful in jet mode, heck jet mode really doesn't add much to it really but I suppose without it its not a harpy...
>>1299054Yeah... a variable EMW could do nicely12K, 4 turns in use, rechargeable, variable. comes out to about 16 cp before space efficiency and with 5 cp of space efficiency it hits 6 spaces allowing it to be 2 handed. you then have 4 spare cpmaking the base kills higher really helps the beam shield aspect.
>>1298794>>1298994It'seems still really hard to feel anything but hate for her after what I saw of her from the anime and Cabot here.
>>1299091I don't blame you. While the reason why I hate Fairchild is clear, Cabot comes off as a spoiled brat. Sure she can be professional, but it does not take much to burn the veneer off her to expose her petulant nature. She threw a fit at us for simply not dying. She screamed at Amos and the priest. She is used to getting everything she wants and slapping people that the thought of getting smacked back or even denied pisses her off. She has never truly tasted her consequences in such a way that she can neither get some smug revenge or weasel out of it. Not even sure if she learns from her mistakes.
>>1299159There's a lot of irony there since the character Cabot is based off of was actually relieved/happy to die. She smiles at Theo in the VN right before he stabs her, and she tries to commit suicide via Irisdina in another route (ends up with both of them purposely missing one another, despite Beatrix leaving herself wide open, as Theo WTFs). I don't really see Bethany being a death seeker like Beatrix.The only time she goes down screaming is when Theo betrays her and holds her down as Iris crushes her cockpit. Most of the time, Beatrix is poised and has a difficult time giving a shit, whereas Bethany goes to pieces and throws a bitch fit when shit doesn't go her way. The core of their ideologies is also completely different, with Beatrix being a selfless utilitarian while Cabot is mostly driven by her selfishness. Beatrix also loved Jurgen to the point where her final thoughts/words are always of him or his name, even stating in the prequel that she "couldn't live without him," whereas I get the feeling that Bethany is a fair whether friend and kinda attracted to Fairchild just because of power.But then, one tries to act like a sociopath (and ultimately fails), while the other is a sociopath. These characters aren't supposed to be carbon copies anyways, more like inspirations.
>>1298770Thus is more reasonable yes.
>>1299243Indeed. Speaking of, I have a list of Fairchild bullshit, just off the top of my head.1: Being the reason why Roarke or bro never really got any support other than bro being used as a tool2: The entirety of Suleiman 1. From indulging Jesus to helping blowing it up by shooting first.3: Shit with That water world.4: Corrupting sweet, innocent clemmy.5: Corrupting, buying off, or killing officials to move up.6: Pushing the Squilla's production without safety testing.7: Watching Garret getting stabbed and waiting to steal our kill.8:Blowing up a transport because she saw the tracker she installed put into a roarke pillow.9: Breaking the desk in the Jaburo and not replacing it for Hasheput.10: Trying to kill the Jaburo for publicity and dealing with her rivals.11: Dealing with the green skulls.12: Giving Rashad that damn circlet.13: Making Jesus the public face of SOUL14: Ousting Stern from SOUL and making it hers.15: Using Athena as a weapon against her dad.16: Ordering the death of the families of those soldier Naomi killed.17: Trying to frame us repeatedly.18: Getting our bro killed and doing nothing cause she's fucking the murderer.19: Being a terrible Aunt.20: Being a terrible singer.21: Being Terrible.
>>1299314She hasn't done anything approaching "Hamon dropping a colony on Dublin" yet.
>>1299340Except blowing up Suleiman 1.
>>1298994Faichild is really nothing like Hamon and Hamon is frankly much better. I only use Hamon as her portrait because of her appearance.
>>1299356I kinda want hamon to jump through a portal and fuck fairchild up personaly. also what character do you think we are most like/based on?
>>1299356Aye, Hamon's situation was one where she had to deal with a lot of bullshit people and things getting worse for her. She fell in new-type love with Char of all things. Thats bound to screw you over no matter what.
>>1299379God, that guy is just cancer for everyone and everything he comes in contact with.
>>1299375Clearly we're Riding Bean if he had Mecha.
>>129939280s? Check. Ridiculous level brawler? Check. Criminal? Check. Surrounded by women how are actually deadlier than him? Check. Gets shot in the head and shake it off? Check
>>1299314Don't forget assaulting her own subordinates. She beat Jesus half to death after the failure at 16-psyche, and even Cabot, who is her closest confidante, frequently get's hit for saying the wrong thing. The only person in the galaxy that General Fairchild loves or respects is general Fairchild. Everyone else is tolerated and treated well as long as they conform to her wishes, but will have to be punished if they deviate from those. That
>>1299473Like i was saying, that's one of the reasons why Roarke is in a unique position to get on her tits. He goes out of his way to annoy her and shatter her plans, and has zero respect for her authority, but she can't hit him. Not with political shenanigans, and not with force. I wonder how many people she has dealt with that she coudn't just threaten or bully to keep them in line.>>1299375Funnily enough, we take a lot after Char. We are a charismatic spacenoid leader, who is building up his own faction through sheer skill and force of personality, who prefers close quarters combat and kicking mecha.Of course, they are also different in a way. Char is a sociopath that constantly hides his true character behind a mask, while Roarke is overwhelmingly direct in his dealing with others and is usually guided by his sense of morals and his feelings for others. Basically, Roarke is what Char pretends to be.
>>1299159Don't forget that Cabot is also one of the girls that Caesar might have been arranged to marry when he was a child
>>1299510>Funnily enough, we take a lot after Char. We are a charismatic spacenoid leader, who is building up his own faction through sheer skill and force of personality, who prefers close quarters combat and kicking mecha.It's even funnier when you consider that the character the other half of the terrible duo, Cabot, is based off of also fell in love with someone like Roarke (except he was more subtle and political, what with living in a communist dystopia), so much so that she used his red ace colors and maneuvers (like kicking enemy TSFs) after he died.
>>1299356Hey Wong, what were you going to replace the Pumpkinseed-IIs main beam gun with? Cause I've got a few relatively cheap ideas in mind.
>>1299387He was an extremist who got his revenge mixed with the bullshit of newtypes. His entire existence was revenge so when he did that, he had nothing except Daddy's ideals.. which doesn't work well because he's a sociopath with a revenge streak.
>>1298636And it just hit me that Regina was at the bar. Possibly the same bar the mercs were at. This can lead to some FUN for fairchild if Regina comes in with the info assist.
Who here wants to steal the Iula Maesa?
>>1299816No one with a brain.
>>1299852Seems like the perfect job for you then.
>>1299473A good point, but considering it's Cabot and Keith I consider it a wash for bad things.Speaking of Psyche, I wonder how much production power it and our forces have. With our cash and resources just from scrapping enemy pirates, we should be sitting on a good amount. If Psyche has 250 cp/per day assembly lines(so 5 assembly), in the 2 months or so we had it, we could produce 15,000 cp of mech. Rocs, Pumpkinseed IIs and Bushis would be cheap because we already have most of the parts for them, but thats still plenty for 100 140 models. Of course, thats not taking into consideration other places with factories we jacked. Makes me giddy to see what they try to pull.
>>1300006>15,000 cp of mechThat would be....um well then. would you look at that fine number right there
15000 divided by 200 (a pricy grunt mecha/officer mecha) is 75 while divided by 140 is 100 something.I don't know how many mecha the enemy has to bring to bear on us but as long as we have good pilots that would make a goodish... army? at least in gundam it would anyway's.
>>1300050>>1300075It's a what if so hard to know for real. Still, CP aside we do have a lot of knight frames for conversion alongside harpies for shinobis or rocs. Really, the key in all this is how prepared everyone is for someone trying something. We do have transports for this sort of thing, and the Stone Soldiers were training. With what or with whom, I do not know, but it will certainly be something.
Alright, had a few technical difficulties, but Myrmidon versus Pharcyde should start in a few. Are either of you around, or should I pilot your mecha?
>>1300166I'm here but I think it would be best if you took control of the Pharcyde, I'm barely staying awake in my chair because I messed up my sleep schedule.
>>1300166Not seeing signs of Myrmanon. Want us to roll for one of them? Figure you will get the call for the luck if you pilot them.
“Alright, ladies and gentlemen! I hope you're ready, because our next match is about to start! Wyatt Stills' Pharcyde versus the Myrmidon piloted by Inari Sune!”General Fairchild, fuming on the colony at a restaurant, breaks a wineglass when she hears one of those names.Elsewhere, the match is being broadcast on a holoscreen on Auditorium's beach, where a large contingent of UJCIDF soldiers in uniform swimsuits have forcibly annexed a beach volleyball net and are having a competitive game. “Pharis!” Hisses Lieutenant Jane Mappa, “Pharis!”“M...Mom!?” Lieutenant Pharis Sune of the Praetorian Guard covers her mouth with horror.“Pharis, snap out of it, it's us versus SOUL. Get your head in the game!” Pleads Mappa, as Colonel Trevor Luxol bounces the volleyball from knee to knee and tosses it into the air in preparation to serve. “Give her a minute, sir, I think the other team is distracted.” One of the SOUL boys requests, a big, brawny one with a rounded head and disheveled mop of auburn hair. “Nonsense, Major Wedge. Striking while the enemy is distracted is the very basis of strategy. Prepare to engage.” Luxol grins, “Lieutenant Biggs, Lieutenant Luxol, you take point. Major, you're defense.”Mappa preemptively winces, seeing her friend attempting to focus, but her eyes keep being drawn back to the screen, where her mother's headily modified Palomino is rising up from the mechbay, weapons in hand.[Continued]
>>1300166I'm about to go to sleep since I have to get up early tomorrow. Can you control both the Myrmidon and the Pharcyde?Oh, which Loadout were you planning on using for the Myrm?
>>13002304, since it looks like it includes the beam saber and shield.
>>1300228>Major WedgeDon't know if thats a rank above, or a rank below Captain, but I DO know that his title makes it sound like he fits in a G.I.JOE show.
>>1300241They all do. I'm fond of 4 for the burst effect though. Thanks Wong.
>>1300244A rank above. He's also in SOUL, which means theoretically as a Major he can commandeer a lot of local UJCIDF muscle wherever he goes.
>>1300244that's above captain
>>1300244Above Captain, below Lieutenant Colonel
>>1300251Wedge with that much power? i shudder at that thought
>>1300228Are the female uniform swimsuits bikinis or one pieces?
>>1300228>General Fairchild, fuming on the colony at a restaurant, breaks a wineglass when she hears one of those names.Wait, doesn't Fairchild already know Wyatt is here?
>>1300251>>1300255>>1300259Thank you. Well, he's Cabot's rank now so he's on equal terms with her. Maybe more so considering he's likely 18s across the board with a suped up SOUL machine and a bevy of aces who'd side with him.
>>1300263Female banana hammocks.
>>1300279Cabot is Fairchild's toy so even if they are the same rank, she has more pull.Unless the Luxols get involved.
>>1300275Don't think that was Cabot who listened in at the pub. Likewise, she probably didn't know the Luxols were here either. Probably was planning on alpha striking the lot of us. Don't think thats a option now if she wants to avoid career suicide.
>>1300318Considering she brought Mako who was hunting down Wyatt, I'm not so sure.
And after round 2 of technical difficulties, let's do this. Feed me 1d10s. Plain old ordinary 1d10s.First is Myrmidon's initiative, second is Pharcyde's, rolls will proceed from there.
So, anyone watch Gundam Thunderbolts Episode 5 yet?
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>1300364Your wish is my command.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>1300364
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>1300364aye aye>>1300349Wouldn't be so sure. A running theme seems to be Fairchild failing at noticing this sort of thing. Like us trying to make sure the paladin was destroyed. Or us pointing out that it was Roarke who trashed her home.
>>1300373>>1300379Alright, Pharcyde goes first.
What an awful time to realize the Myrmidon's pilot didn't list their actual MA anywhere. One sec.
>>1300408It's right above their total loadout weight/cost in BR's paste. 12 MA.
>>1300408It should be under Thrusters. It's 12. Sorry about that.
>>1300408And I just realized that the paste in the tourney list is not the one that updates automatically. This should be the best one: http://pastebin.com/EntZmRZh
“An interesting bit of trivia. Iskander Interstellar doesn't own the rights to the Palomino name, but because the company heads own a stake in the design of the Palomino they originally worked on during the War, they still have the right to produce them under a different name. The Myrmidon is their flagship design, a competitor to the Palomino II, although it has more of a multirole functionality and goes above Bucephalus' own product in terms of versatility...but also cost. It's an officer's mech, through and through, and fittingly piloted by a veteran pilot. Gramma Sune, I'm still open to that drink.” Roarke Starwind's pleasant voice echoes over the comms.An old woman chuckles to herself, checking the power level on her battle rifle and removing her beam saber from its holster, “I knew he wasn't as old as he looked. Young men never change.” “...By contrast, the Pharcyde is a custom job, using parts from earlier Bahamutcorp designs, and piloted by Wyatt Stills. He's an impressive young pilot who keeps a cool head in a crisis.” The Pharcyde, in its dark blue and black, rises up out of the ground, “IMPRESSIVE, ADMIRAL. IT WILL BE AN HONOR TO DEDICATE THIS VICTORY TO FREEDOM.” Wyatt addresses Inari Sune next, “IT IS AN HONOR TO FIGHT SOMEONE SO HIGHLY DECORATED, HOWEVER EVEN A DOG WITH A DIAMOND COLLAR IS STILL A DOG. THE UJCIDF HAS LOST ITS WAY.”There's silence over the comms, then a snort of laughter, “How old are you, boy?”“B-BOY?” Wyatt responds, taken off guard.“I haven't heard that kind of talk since I was a little girl going off to fight the Greenies. I knew dozens of boys who talked like you. I wish a few more of them had come home.” Her systems check complete, she fires up her engines. The Myrmidon's blue head with its long, singular spike crest swept back from the brow peers around the obstacle, and spots the Pharcyde jetting past behind one of the pillars. Inari Sune tsks, “Youth is speed after all, I guess.” She speeds along the wall, keeping cover between herself and his missile pod for now. His mech has a similar color scheme to hers, but it has a more complex facial mask and two long horns with a spiky chin. She wonders if that's the fashion these days among young men. [Continued]
Turn 1 map.
Incidentally, feed me more 1d10s. Keep feeding me 1d10s.
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>1300492
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>1300492can do
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>1300492have some d10's then
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>1300492
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>1300492
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>1300494>>1300495>>1300496>>1300497>>1300498>>1300500>>1300501what the fuck?
>not one roll above 5
>>1300505>>1300506At least it was equal opportunity half assing and set didn't smash the other.
>>1300506Its an old woman vs a child. They're gonna lame it out.
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>1300492Should we stop feeding your 1d10 addiction yet?
Rolled 3 (1d10)SLAP FIGHT MODE ENGAGED!
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>1300492
Rolled 3 (1d10)>>1300492Got to keep Wong from getting his withdrawal shakes
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>1300492Lets not roll a 1 this time dice
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>1300543
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>1300492
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>1300492Careful, we don't want you to OD.
Rolled 1, 7 = 8 (2d10)>>1300380>>1300494>>1300495...Ouch. Pharcyde takes a double-barreled shot from the Myrmidon's cannons. On top of that, it's a crit!>>1300496>>1300497>>1300498>>1300500...And she avoids his counterattack. >>1300501>>1300505>>1300526>>1300530>>1300545 Her rebuttal hits him once, but that's still two hits. Granny stronk. Rolling those locations next.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>1300576Still feeding d10s. And damn, blow for blow.
Rolled 6 (1d10)Firstly, though, a random weapon got hit. Rolling for that. Granny's other hit was to the left arm. -1 SP (4 remaining), -3 Kills (2 remaining).
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>1300576Roger.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>1300576Huh
Rolled 9, 4 = 13 (2d10)>>1300588-3K of structure to the flail (5 remaining). Rolling for locations on her next attack.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>1300576
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>1300594Dice
>>1300594Does that Other hit just get downgraded to another Left side Limb hit?
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>1300594
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>1300622Mo dice, mo problems.
>>1300547>>1300548Wyatt dodges Sune's next attack and ducks behind the pillar.>>1300552>>1300555>>1300565She follows. She makes one attack, which he has to parry. (-2 Shield SP, 6 remaining, -1 to left arm SP, 3 remaining)
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>1300622
>>1300570>>1300572Wyatt's attacks.>>1300586>>1300588Inari's dodges.>>1300592>>1300593Her parries don't go very well...Also, I had my last post backwards, first two rolls were INARI dodging WYATT's attack.
>>1300592>>1300593>>1300595Correction, dodges and parries here.
Ooh, what a reversal...
>>1300622What's this one for?
Rolled 8 (1d10)>>1300708Oh my, the plot thickens.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>1300708What a twist!
Rolled 9 (1d10)>>1300708
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>1300708
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>1300697
Rolled 7 (1d10)>>1300708Whatever happens, I just want more Gramma Sune shenanigans.
>>1300602>>1300671Grandma's attacks at -2 for her missing head.>>1300688>>1300723Tremendously narrow dodges by Wyatt. The first one only succeeded because of the penalties she's taking.
Rolled 10 (1d10)>>1300763
“...And so is boldness.” She notes, as he zooms closer. What a prodigy. She's known prodigies before, she's seen them promoted and sent ahead into the cruel and grinding machine of war. She's lost friends, loved ones, at least two boyfriends...but there's no time for nostalgia. Predictably, he closes first. Is he counting on weathering an assault from her? Or underestimating her?He ducks around the same pillar she's using, and on impulse she goes right, her shots stitching across his mech. One hits the handle of his flail (5 Structure remaining), and the other his left arm just below the shoulder (-1 SP, 4 remaining, -3 Kills, 2 remaining). She avoids the flail, continuing to rain fire on him, striking his mech's torso and right arm. (Torso: -1 SP, 4 remaining, -3 Kills, 3 remaining. Right Arm: -1 SP, 4 remaining, -3 Kills, 2 remaining).He swings at her, and she avoids it again, “Decades too early!” She chastises him, as he ducks back behind a pillar. She zips the other way, and aims at him, one shot missing and the other pinging off his mech's buckler (-2 SP, 6 remaining, -1 left arm SP, 3 remaining). “Sorry, kid, give it a few years and...”“WERE YOU ONCE CALLED THE SUNFLOWER OF JEGAL?” The Pharcyde's pilot interrupts. She falters, “O...only one man ever called me that.” Her remaining eye moistens behind her visor, “Wait, wait...Robert, is that you? I heard you were...”The Pharcyde's pilot brings its right arm around in two swift strokes, the rockets propelling the heavy weight of its flail crushing the head and the left arm of the Myrmidon. It's a hard decision, but Wyatt Stills is notoriously cool-headed, and as dangerous as that gun is the beam saber in close combat could very well end this match with the damage he's already taken to his armor. Besides, it removes her shield from the equation, “I AM SORRY, WHAT YOU HEARD WAS THE TRUTH. THE SYSTEM HE BELIEVED IN BETRAYED FORMER GENERAL ROBERT BALJAAG, THE FOUNDER OF SOUL, TO HIS DEATH.”“I...see. You sound awfully sure of that, I heard unidentified pirates were responsible. JNN tried to imply it was the Kestrels, but the fact that there was ship wreckage left over made me doubt it. Either way, without proof, you won't make me regret my career for even a second. Don't get ahead of yourself!” She opens fire once again, but with her backup senses providing her data, even her considerable experience doesn't let her hit the boy's speedy, maneuverable mech.[Continued]
>>1300791>JNN tried to imply it was the KestrelsThis has to be a meme on GYchan. Seriously Iron Kestrels boogeyman. Next they'll tell people Iron Kestrels are selling unsafe toys to children through an old Jovian manufacturing company.>Iron Kestrels did it>Roarke Starwind cucked me>Grapple-chan a cute
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>1300791"It'll take more than that to keep me out of the fight."
Rolled 5 (1d10)>>1300791Bark, bitch. Is Fairchild a better bed mate than Robert was, then? Does she just lay down for the uniform while good men lay down their lives for the ideals.
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>1300810>>Roarke Starwind cucked meLets be honest, Roarke probably cucked a ton of people growing up.>>1300791
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>1300791Interesting.
>>1300791I swear, with the shit she gets away with you'd figure Fairchild has enough dirt on everyone to make a mountain out of it. That or stupid amounts of money.
No movement on turn 4, so here's turn 5, with some minor shuffling.>>1300733>>1300739Wyatt's attacks.>>1300741>>1300757Granny dodges one and gets pasted by another. She can't even parry with her shield gone, and loses her other arm.>>1300761>>1300789She misses her kick, and followup roundhouse and with no arms or head remaining...that's the fight.
>>1300791"This is much better than a cabana on the beach.">>1300821She hasn't actually been part of the UJCIDF for 30 years. She joined to fight the Green Men and was discharged after being shot down and taking heavy injuries.
>>1300821Way out of line. Inari's a retired veteran who did absolutely nothing wrong and had an extremely decorated career. Even her daughter's in the Praetorian Guard, not Fairchild's SOUL.
>>1300832Damn, Inari got melee'd hard.
>>1300832Granny got ganked by a teenager.
>>1300821I think your autism level just hit 100.
>>1300832Aww. Welp, at least she fought well.Should have gone with the sniper loadout. Oh well.
Shiiit. I'm exhausted, so I'm probably going to drop soon. If Fiddler's fight comes up tonight, Wong, please take care of controlling it!
>>1300857I am pretty fucking drunk. It is true.
>>1300859Ahh well. It's a shame, but luck is like that. Wanted to fight you in the later rounds too.
>>1300878The young eat the old. It's their job.
>>1300882Oh I know. The kids want me to win this one and tell them a story about the fight. They've been getting pretty good at pen and paper games too.
“BELIEVE ME, I AM NOT TAKING YOU LIGHTLY. YOU HAVE MY RESPECT, BUT I HAVE A DUTY. I MUST WIN, SO THAT I CAN LEND MY STRENGTH TO DESTROYING THOSE WHO WRONGED MY GRANDFATHER, THOSE WHO TRY TO KEEP US IN CHAINS.” The flail tears through the Myrmidon's other arm as it backs up. Wyatt has had time to fine-tune it since facing the UJCIDF troops in space. She activates all of her remaining thrusters, shooting straight forward and trying to kick the Pharcyde, but the kid is smart. He pulls back. He avoids her attacks, knowing it's only a matter of time even if that charge...if successful...could have staved in his mech's torso and ended things. Still, there's no hope for her to repeat that now, and she knows it. He pulls back, flail twirling around his mech's forearm. The Pharcyde is heavily damaged, covered in deep burn scars and with exposed circuitry showing wherever one looks...but the Myrmidon is missing its head and arms completely.Inari Sune sighs, and opens general comms instead of just talking one-on-one with the kid, “Alright, alright. I'd throw in the towel, if I still had hands left. You'll be quite something when you grow up, boy.” She grumbles, hiding a tolerant smile behind elderly grumpiness.“MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!” Lieutenant Sune wails, getting bonked in the head by a volleyball. Major Wedge whoops and pounds his chest while his girlfriend looks on and smiles indulgently. At least it's just a friendly game.“Huh, that's funny.” Alexander remarks, “Jim won, Wyatt won, and I won. I guess the whole squad made it.” He and Gareth are overlooking the game“Halftime! Emotional distress on the part of the Praetorian team!” Barks the referee. He's switched out the usual cane sheath for his sword, today it's a light, airy umbrella suitable for the beach. His loose, straw hat is one he brought with him, not one he bought on Auditorium, and the same is true of Ziemowit Stern's striped swimming trunks.
>>1300908>Stern Fanboy mode engage.
>>1300791Considering she has an Ace Name, how famous is Inari really? Or is she only famous in a small area, like Jegal?
>>1300908>“Huh, that's funny.” Alexander remarks, “Jim won, Wyatt won, and I won. I guess the whole squad made it.” He and Gareth are overlooking the gameWhew, they are Ok. I swear the squad got plot armor from that interlude fight though.
>>1300959Now don't start that up again.
>>1300963I meant in terms of dice rolls. They did pretty well for themselves there.
>>1300810>>Grapple-chan a cuteIf they they don't humanize the mecha with thoughts and emotions i will be mad.
>>1300959Don't raise the flag, friend.
>>1300947Only one man ever called her that.
>>1301021Are we ever going to meet Don Quai the Swift Defender of Venus, or Sister Gail Breenburg
>>1301021Aw, that's sweet.Are we gonna have some bar scenes with her next time?
I want the weeb to give the smaller weeb a pep talk because she has cold feet
Time to knock out. Nice fight.
>>1300908Good Fight, this one was amazing too, both pilots really had their time to shine... And it was cool to see that they had somewhat of a story together.I still would prefer if the players piloted their own mechs... I like to see the shenanigans they end coming up with.So... Is that it for today?
>>1301030Sister Breenburg is the Pope's bodyguard. >>1301077Yes. Hopefully you and Dutchy are around Saturday evening for your duel. I need to know what loadouts you're using.
>>1301084Aye, I'll be around.>>1301077 Still sticking to our initial duel plan, BR? Manly vs your fists, sacrificing the Rock and missiles?
>>1301084Isn't the next duel Blitz x Vakyre?About our Loadouts... Dutch and me agreed to have a fistcuff fight, so he is using mainly... But Akai probably didn't know about his plans before they meet on the battlefield, so she is going to go with "Loadout 2 「ZA WARUDO」" and then accept his challenge of "No Weapons" there.>>1301097Of course, lets give them a show that will make Roarke proud!
>>1301101>Blitz x Valkyrieinb4 Wong does slash fiction of us
>>1301101I don't mind us going first. I've been itching all week for this.
>>1301112Oooooohhh, Me too my friend, me too.>>1301103>pic related
>>1301101Pick whatever the most effective build for the kind of fight you want to have is, or I'll pinch your sides.
>>1301135Thats exactly what I gave you:Loadout 2 「ZA WARUDO」: [Torso Mounted]「TOKI WO TOMARE」Range 412,5m, WA +2, 10K, 6 Shots, 9,6 CP, 6 Spaces, 2 ton.[Head Mounted][ROADO ROLLA] Range 1400m, WA +2, 15K, 1 rocket, 3.9 CP, 3 Spaces, 0.5 tons.[Arms Mounted] Armored Thurster Fists: WA 0, 4K(5K with the +1 bonus), Handy, Quick, 6 CP, 6 Spaces, 2 tons (x2)(12 CP)43 tons as base (39.5 after 7 CP spent on Weight Efficiency).Any of its missiles can one shot the Dutchman servos, and the ROAD ROLLA can even one shot its torso....Aaaaand its got the High DMG hands for the fistcuffs.In Dutchmans case, his high WA hands can hold down my arms, and his Eye beam can explode my missiles if he rolls well, its understandable why he would choose it... And even more why he would choose to challenge me to melee.
Hey, Chimera anon, this really reminds me of your mecha.(Hyakuren Azee Custom Gunpla)
>>1297926Hmmm... The thing that gets on my nerves here its the missiles... they don't make any sense, why bother having two 20/4K missile pods when you already have a Beam Gun of 8K and Infinite ammo!?Also, your Gun price is wrong, it should be 18CP even before space efficiency.If you're going to use missiles, buy stronger packs than your ranged weapons, like 10 16K Missiles if you're going with WA0 zero ones... Also, I know that you're still under the KK max CP, but -4MV for a Armored Heavy STILL SEEMS LIKE A STRECH, -5MV would be more believable... If not more possible.And now I'm interested to see the final result...>>1299078>>1299054Thanks for the help!>Best loadoutMy favorites are the Neon Samurai and "Cape and Sword", because they are really made with appearing from out of nowhere and slicing people up before they have a chance to attack you... Or even if they do, you can still probably block them with that WA bonus of the Sword.>Jet modeIts mostly just for movement, as being in Jet mode gives you -2MV, so even trying to put a weapon on its head would still be of questionable use.Could give Rocs a challenge, though.>VariableHmmmmmm.... I don't think that Wong outruled them for the tourney, only Energy Pools and Reactive Shields.I Could try to improve Beam Bushi with a variable one, but I wonder if doing the same on "Cape and Sword" could be a bad choice because of it turning down if hitted by a strong enough attack.>>1301112Hey Dutch, could you give me your opinions on this? http://pastebin.com/hcRheUT3Oh, also, I forgot mentioning, but the way I imagined it, its canopy cockpit on the torso should look like if you replaced the power core of a Iron Man suit with a Tier Fighter Cockpit... But with black mirroed metal plates all around it and trimmed with dark pink and blue neon lights.
>>1301343LOOK AT THIS! THIS IS AWESOME!IT HAS THE BEAM CANNON AND EVERYTHING.
>>1301361The gun is right. It's a direct copy from the core book. Noted on the missiles though, I'll make them into some big and mean ones.
>>1301361>why bother having two 20/4K missile pods when you already have a Beam Gun of 8K and Infinite ammo!?So you can volley fire them into fuckers I imagine.
>>1301365Its not an armored core tho.
>>1301369Also, yes. Volleys good. Guaranteed hits good.
>>1301361The gun has a 75% reduced range, rounded down to 8/400m. it's legit.
>>1301367Oh, that explains the lesser range... Maybe its also clip fed, gotta check that.>>13013694K volley? Seriously? It doesn't helps that much when you are in that level of CP.Unless you really want to ablate someone, then it could be usefull.Or if you want to shot multiple mooks... But swording then would be more lethal anyway.>>1301370Yeah, I know, still cool though.
>>13013754K by 40 is nothing to turn your nose up at.
>>1301376>>1301375Indeed. And as for the sword being better against mooks... well yeah, it's ridiculous. But chase down every mook personally instead of just MACROSSing everywhere?
>>1301372By volley are you referring to salvo fire? Because that seems more like a reliable way to *waste* missiles, given you'd need 10 degrees of success to hit with them all.
>>1301361Seems a odd mix, seeing neon for a stealth machine. Still, it can be usable since it looks like a more expensive harpy shinobi.>>1301320Well, all load outs have G-hands with their increased accuracy, and aside from Melee, they all have missile defenses. If I wanted a better chance, Standard or Guardian would make more sense since I can score clean hits with blast or simply chop off limbs. No, this is probably the only chance in the tourney for a proper full body mecha kung fu match.
Out of all the Tourney entrants, who would win in a bar fight?Rules:-Starts as Free For All-All the entrants are moderately drunk-They do not carry any weapons
>>1301519Wyatt is disqualified immediately for being a minor. McClintock starts a shouting match with Alexander over his name again, takes one hard look, and then 'accidentally' socks the nearest Martian. Mayhem ensues. Last one standing is Inari Sune for being a Sidereal Vet.
>>1301519See >>1301539Admittedly, Skunk is also a Sidereal Vet. Inari would likely win that fight because of her cybernetics though.
>>1301519Victor would stay out of it and take notes for inspiration for his novels
>>1301584At least until someone accidentally hits Akai over the head.
>>1301603then Victor would come in to the fight mostly to stop Akai from using her magic(grenades) and really hurting someone.
>>1301560Hunks pretty nasty in melee in resident evil. He breaks necks and kicks zombies heads off no problem and in the later ones he has various extendable blades built into his suit.
Huhhh... I'll be like an hour or so late today, family stuff.I would be glad if Wong could go with some of the background downtime stuff while I'm out... But I can't forbid you guys of going with the fight without me.Good night guys, have fun! I'll be back later!
>>1302771We'll start an hour late, then, because we need you and there's not much background stuff to do this time.
>>1302805I'll grab a snack so we can start right away when BR returns.
>>1302805We can do me vs the Valk if you want, I'm here to roll.
Yes, let's get started, assuming I don't suddenly get banned for advocating the extermination of communists on /k/. I just can't abide commies, particularly ones that only visit /k/ to play revolutionary in slavshit threads and LARP being red guard while voting for gungrabbers. It was damned hard to swallow some of my comments back when people were discussing the political direction of Eisentor and someone kept trying to push for a socialist megacorp structure.
>>1303051But Socialism has never failed Wong. Those countries weren't real socialism.
>>1303051>socialist megacorp structure>megacorp structure>megacorpThat's like advocating for Rowboat Girlyman to be the leader of the Imperium.Wait...
>>1303051Always been a fan of a proper meritocracy myself.
I just saw this and saved it thinking it fits pretty perfectly for "Akai."Looking forward to tonight and more of this story!
>>1303097>>1303085I actually could get behind a monarchy with offices outside the royal family being meritocratic.
>>1303105Quoted wrong person, but ya I guess that's what it would become with Girlyman in charge
>>1303088AKAI A CUTE!
>>1303097Clearly the best option is to just have potential candidates fight and just put the winner in charge.
>>1303120Tribalism is a strong government choice for anything that isn't macro scale.>>1303115Makes it so changes can happen much quicker and you don't get gridlocked down into party politics.
>>1303126Its working pretty well for us so far.
>>1303131Tribalism is a core aspect of being a pirate and the only way that make of leadership that make sense for most people willing to be a criminal. Its all about respect mixed with fear if you want a successful pirate captain.
>>1303137Works pretty well for everything really.
>>1303131>>1303137Well, considering that we are entering the big leagues in terms of control, we do need macro control. Not just to better organize our troops and production, but also to deal with issues and competitors during a crucial time. We don't want a King wannabe trying to stir shit in the belt when we are facing jupiter or avalon.
NEW EVOLUTION QUEST GOING ON RIGHT NOW!! FUCK YEAR!
>>1303158If hes the biggest and the scariest jupiter and avalon are going to be less likely to stir shit with him.
>>1303158Thats why you have to be extremely hard on uprisings and pretenders and show the people in the belt that your in charge and you are by far the strongest in the belt and no one can challenge you.>>1303164Huh?
>>1303051Wong you fool now they're talking about politics.
>politicsYou know what, I'll just come back tomorrow.
>>1303180>>1303187>Talking about politics in a quest that involves us running a kingdom in spaceShocker who would have guessed
>>1303191It's a Kingdom. There, we're done.
>>1303180Not like there's much else going on.
>>1303195That's also fair. It really depends on if Wong asks for details. Until such a point, it's fair enough to leave it vague. Course, when Wong does eventually ask, put my vote down as a monarchy with non-royal offices as a meritocracy.
>>1303195But is it a Constitutional Monarchy, an Enlightened Monarchy, an Absolute Monarchy? And thats not even getting into succession and centralization vs decentralization. I mean what even is Roarke's economic policy?
In the mechbay, a little witch is gazing up at her mech with puffed-up cheeks and screwed-up eyes filled with determination. “Hai, I can feel the arcane lens of reality focusing fate itself upon this moment! This is my spotlight!” “Just don't get hurt.” Maxwell Hammer steps out of the shadows with a friendly smile, “Good luck out there, Akai. I promise, I won't take it easy on you.” He glances up at her mech, “A fistfight loadout, just as we agreed?”“Hai, kouhai!” Akai has been a pirate longer than Max, therefore in her mind SHE is the senpai, “This Crimson Witch won't spare you even an ounce of mercy, even if you're nice! I must win, for the sake of my knight!”Maxwell extends his hand, “Then, good luck!”She shakes it with a grin, adjusting her eyepatch and flipping her helmet on, “Ohoho, you'll need that for yourself, kouhai! Za Walkure is a warrior's mech!” She poses, grabbing the liftwire and ascending, spinning around it, “My spell has already begun! Hopefully, your Jesus God protects you, you'll need all of it!”“The Lord is with all of us, always. Even you, little Akai.” Maxwell mutters, kissing the cross around his neck before making his way over to the Dutchman and mounting up in preparation.[Continued]
>>1303209Right then. Let's see if I can last a while for it's time.. to get down to ROCK. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F577tB8JvOc
“The next match is between two of our own!” Red Siren cheerfully announces, “Akai Inazuma...I'm not actually sure if I said that in the right order or not...Bosun of the Storm Dragons, riding Za Walkure!” The Archen gestures, and the extremely gaudy pink and gold mech rises up into its place.“GANBATTE! GANBATTE! GANBATTE!” All over Auditorium, pirates with the trademark forehead protectors of the Storm Dragons are cheering and pounding their tables.“Aaaaand in this corner, Maxwell C. Hammer of the Iron Kestrels, riding the DUTCHMAN!” Red Siren pauses, “Darling, that design looks a little familiar, but I just can't place it. Be a dear nerd and give us some exposition, hmm?” The Archen snuggles up to the Knuckle Kaiser cutely, hearts flashing on its holoscreen face.“Certainly can. The Dutchman is actually one of the oldest designs in the tournament. It stems from the Pawn, one of the first humanoid machines to employ a HMIS system, before Bahamut Corporation and Bucephalus Heavy Industries even entered the game, before Mars was liberated from the Green Men. Modernized and updated, it's a real threat and...and...” Roarke Starwind's voice trails off.The Archen looks up at the Knuckle Kaiser, with concern in Red Siren's voice, “Darling, what's the matter?”The Knuckle Kaiser's fist drones cover its blank-visored face, “I can't stop staring at the Walkure. It's even more gaudy than the original Osano-Wo. Look at it!”“HAI, TEITOKU-SAMA! MY WALKURE-CHAN GLOWS WITH PASSIONATE FIRE!” The color-shifting panels light up, emitting radiance, “Behold, a maiden's heart blazes like the sun! Victor-kun, I'm doing it for you!” The Walkure's legs apart, it points dramatically skyward, then aims its fingertip at the Dutchman's approximate location, “Don't hold it against me, kouhai, Akai-chan is going all out! Beware the power of this Crimson Witch!”[Continued]
>>1303209Time for the fight, huh? Well, let's hope for a good one.
We have Dutchy. Akai has ten minutes to get here and if not, I'll control the Walkure until she arrives.Dutchanon, I assume you're using the rock rather than the four-limbs setup with the Manly loadout? And, if I recall, Walkure has Loadout 2?
>>1303238Yup. Planning on either using it to sacrifice against missiles or saving it in the wings depending on the situation. I'm thankful the F-type has boosters if I need to lug it far. And yes, looks like the type 2 was chosen.
>>1303220You can do it Akai!
>>1303220Go Little Witch girl GO
>>1303220Deus Vult, Dutchman!
Rolled 1 (1d10)Akai isn't here! Dutchy, give me a 1d10!
And of course I forgot the picture.
Rolled 2 (1d10)>>1303295Aye! DEUS VULT!
Rolled 9, 2, 4, 4, 5 = 24 (5d10)>>1303295>>1303300We're doing this, then. Thanks, dice gods.
>>1303295>>1303300>These rolls.You can already tell that it's going to be an action-packed fight.
>>1303314>mfw when I can see this fight still going five hours from nowThe tournament was a mistake
>>1303300I GUESS YOU GO FIRST DUTCHY.Sidenote, a grown man is dancing around to the Azumangah Daioh Opening song wearing a wizard hat to get into the mindset of Akai. I hope you're all happy at reducing me to this.
>>1303327We love you, Wong.
>>1303327you just made my night Wong, Thank you
>>1303327Roger. With 12 MA, I can get to 1110. Perfect spot to drop the Rock for further use and freeing up 10 tons for a boost of speed and agility. Next round I can go even faster.
Made it in time to witness another fight this time, thanks for taking control of the Pharcyde Wong and sorry I couldn't stay awake to pilot it.Another close match that could have gone either way, and it's kinda funny. If I was taking control I would have gone for the head and then the arm with the beam rifle, possibly changing the outcome of the entire fight. A great fight either way.
>>1303327I may have never been happier before this moment, Thank you Mr.Wong
>>1303327You're too good for us.
>>1303295>>1303300Well, that reminds me of the Buddy/Loggerhead fight, where Loggerhead beat Buddy by one point.>>1303314>>1303321It'll be fine, fine, totally fine...>>1303327Have fun Wong. Honestly, you could have done worse.
>>1303343Honestly, I almost did. What gave me pause was thinking that Wyatt is pretty logical and smart, and although the beam cannon is this big visceral threat the fact that the beam saber is a lot easier to aim and could precision-strike the Pharcyde's torso made the difference. Plus, the shield.
>>1303341Current weight after ditching the ROCK. 36 tons. with 19 thrusters my current speed without boosters is 14 MA.
>>13033411110, facing which direction?
Wait a sec. You were over 40 tons before? In that case, Akai would have had a +1 on you for the initiative roll and we'd need to redo it because it's a tie. Is that the case?
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>1303379Shoot, you are right. I would be heavier if carrying the rock. Well then reroll it is.
>>1303386I love it.
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d10 + 1)>>1303386Yare yare da ze kouhai-kun~
>>1303386Well you cannot lose to that, so I guess you go first.
>>1303321Take a drink whenever they both roll under 5 or tie a roll?
>>13033981906 facing 2005, where do you want to go?
>>1303408909 facing 908, dropping ROCK there, same as before.
>>1303321Just wait for the Blitz vs the Valkyrie. That fight is going to take forever.
>>1303445Whoever wins that fight, I volunteer to battle in the second round.
Perfect. Here's the updated map, and it's your turn.
My turn? Hmmm...>>1303458I would gladly accept, but I think that there are better matches for you to fight next round senpai.>>1303327HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAANOTHER ONE BITES THE PINK DUSTO~
Akai, your timing is excellent, too, because I was torn between two super hotblooded strategies.
>>13034641704 facing 1604.Use second aim to aim at the Dutchman if possible.(+1 to next attack)>Stop on open area.>Open arms>Ready itself for impact or dodging a Starwind Kick."「KOI, YUUSHA」!"
>>1303465I just want to fight them because people wouldn't shut up about how OP they were.
>>1303470Ohohoho~! Tell me about them and I'll probably mix them up with my own as the fight goes on!
>>1303465Probably going to have some job aiming through that cover.
>>1303484If he is looking through it to see my movement, his head is exposed as in the rules for cover...But thats is up to Wong.
>>1303483A maximum-distance Starwind kick and flying to the center of the hill and demanding kouhai face you like a man, respectively.
>>1303490The pillars are completely solid and go to the roof, yeah? How could you look through it? Not even considering you're surrounded by them.
Rolled 1 + 16 (1d10 + 16)>>1303474Very well! My first action will be using both y improved 7 Ma PLUS boosters to move from my spot to 1803, facing 1704. Flying over the Walkure so I can do not a drop kick but a tackle to her back! +1 for it being a tackle, and because it uses my arms, then my +2 hands will help there too! If this succeeds, you are pushed into 1605 and lose one action. Because this is your back, you take a -2 to evasion. This uses 7 boost to get there. My strategy is that I will use my technique to whittle down your actions!
>>1303327Bless you Wong. Where'd you get the Wizard hat?
>>1303512And this is why I chose to tackle over doing a starwind kick.
Rolled 6 + 13 (1d10 + 13)>>1303499If you have a full cover in front of you, but you want to shoot through it to hit a enemie at distance, you can expose your head+attacking servo out of cover to do it, then your enemy can shoot(or aim) at you in the next turn... But he has to roll location, and if it hits a servo under cover the attack is just nullified.>>1303512Hmmm... Interesting, Kouhai GO AT ME WITH ALL THAT YOU GOT!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWrOo4ZFdb4
>>1303512>>1303527so... uh equal rolls with the -2 for the back attack on akais roll? or was that already applied?
>>1303527Ya forgot the -2 BR.
>>1303515I've owned it for years, it and an old cowboy duster make up my Halloween candy-handing-out costume every year.
>>1303536It results in 17 then.Defender wins on a tie, no?
Updated map. >>1303541Defender does win on a tie. Feel free to hotblood and yell at each other and such by the way, if you like, I'll work it in. Akai's turn again.
>>1303536Also... That was two actions? Shouldn't you be able to do this at the end of your movement action?
Rolled 8 + 16 (1d10 + 16)>>1303541True, though you doing usually add the bonuses with your rolls. Penalties as well. Wong's choice there. If he says it goes though, my next move is a SLAM. That does My fist in damage(5k), you lose an action, and I can reposition you where I wish. No penalties since our weights are less than a 10 ton difference. Using one luck. Remember you -2.
>>1303557One action wong. I have boosters which allow me to increase my range in one move action.
>>1303560>>1303565It was a tie, so Akai avoids. So, what's your choice of actions since it didn't go through?I'll update the map if a repositioning maneuver you use goes through.
>>1303574I used this >>1303560Slam attack. If this works, I am going to reposition him so he's above me, with her back facing me. Figured Akai would need to use a move to reposition yourself then.
>>1303560I'm seeing "3K+" in the table of DMG for Slam in the corebook.... Page 99.>>1303574Do I roll dodge as it didn't go through? Confused here.>Dodges the first attack."MUDA DA! "
>>1303592Hmmm, so it would be 4k. Still, you indeed dodge the tackle, which is free with my move action. You still need to dodge the Slam and it's roll of 24
Rolled 6 + 11 (1d10 + 11)>>1303560"FAS...TAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!"
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>130360317 vs 24. Thats a crit! Cinematic table.
>>1303592You roll dodge against >>1303560
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1303613Thats your flight systems and you lose 1 sp to your torso. How many turns do I get to ORA you?
>>1303613"WA-WA-WA-WARUI!">>1303622Do I get Penalty for that attacks?
>>1303624Yup. Just above me, still in reach, back facing me. Going to use your one action to aim?
>>1303403Nah I'm just going to watch the Origin. First episode was really good by the way.
>>1303635Do I have another option? I'm floating in Zero-G! I can't just walk away or something, can I?
>>1303637Very good show, I almost died from laughing when Char went to Brazil.
Rolled 5 + 15 (1d10 + 15)>>1303638Nope. I'm sorry Dio, but you now you must STOP! HAMMER TIME! First of 12 dice rolls since I have 6 turns. First target; HEAD!
HEY! HOLD ON YOU GUYS, WONG HAS AN OBJECTION!
Rolled 2 + 11 (1d10 + 11)>>1303642MUST. DODGE. WITH. JUST. BODY. MOVEMENTS!
>>1303646Huh, wonder what the objection is now.
>>1303646Whats the objection?
First, there are some shenanigans regarding tossing Akai. You can't toss her into the space above your square, Dutch, as that's technically one up and one over. You can toss her one up, and on your turn move into her square and face upward using your walking actions.Akai, your flight system may be gone, but for the cost of one rocket I'll let you use that to flip around in midair and face him, reducing some of these penalties a little. You're now face-to-face. ...although personally, I think Dutch has done something extremely clever and probably won this fight, let's see what the numbers say. Dutch, I'm making Akai reroll her dodge here >>1303647 because with that in mind she's dodging at +13. You may keep your result from >>1303642 or reroll it, as you wish.
>>1303678One Rocket? Hmmm... It seems fair and logic... I don't think that I really deserve this chance, but Akai would never let something like this go to waste and would not hesitate to do it.So yeah, Shoot the rocket, spin around, I'm shooting the one from the Head though, as it exploding still in it could be a problem for my Torso.
Rolled 1 + 13 (1d10 + 13)>>1303642「ROCKET ROUDABOUT」!
>>1303678I'll keep the first roll, though this will force me to be clever. Next action may be using my momentum to maneuver behind her, get some distance, and do a starwind kick. Bit flashy, but would allow me to get behind her and do some damage. Using the missile likely uses her aim though.
>>1303709The waifus gods are really testing my faith today...
>>1303714Head is gone... Or do you want to roll in cinematic again?
>>1303714>inb4 MAXIMUM DISTANCE STARWIND KICK
Rolled 4 (1d10)>>1303720May as well, this is turning into a spectacular fight.
Both mecha boost behind a pillar for cover, moving in leaps and bounds towards the center of the arena.To nobody's surprise, Akai leaves cover first. Her mech spreads its arms out wide, bristling with missiles as she starts aiming for the Dutchman's hiding place, “Pillars aren't any good against the magic of love!” She announces, "「KOI, YUUSHA」!" She puffs up with determination, ready to defend herself against a charge......or so she thinks.The Dutchman's singular eye glows like a hellish coal as its spiky, green body jets through space, its booster sending contrails of light blazing behind it. Kicking off the obstacles, it jets around behind Za Walkure, aiming for a tackle.“Hayai! F-FASTAAAAAAH!” Za Walkure zips ahead of the grab, but its back is still to the Dutchman, and it comes to a screeching halt as the green mech grabs ahold of it by the primary dorsal thrusters, throwing it into the air with such force that it tears the thrusters loose and the system shuts down to calculate a reroute to avoid exploding. “W-warui!” Akai grabs for a joystick. Time for emergency maneuvers, “Taishou-sama, help me! ROADO ROLLA!” She fires a missile from her mech's head, the laws of physics spinning her around...and silhouetted against the light, she gazes down into the pitiless singular eye of the Dutchman.“All this time around the Admiral, and you still haven't learned yet? I'll show you the real mecha martial arts!” And with that, the storm of fists is unleashed. [Continued]
>>1303725Uhhhh So reboot the Thursters duration for +1? Or is it cumulative?
>>1303725Another flight system hit. Akai's torso armor is down to 3.
Rolled 3 + 12 (1d10 + 12)>>1303732Up to Wong there. Add more time to that? Either way, WONG. Using my 7 MA and 9 boost to preform a round about starwind kick to Akai's back! Plus one luck to help with accuracy! Not going to make it that easy for you! FLY DUTCHMAN!
>>1303742Now he needs 13K to kill me in one hit... So he needs to move 18 hexes to do it...He can do that in one turn if he uses 5 Booster points.It would be +11 vs +11...
Rolled 8 + 13 (1d10 + 13)>>1303756Using 2 Luck on this... So +13
>>1303726>I'll show you the real mecha martial arts!Aw YEAH. Kick her ass Doan!
Dodge Witch Girl, You can do it!
Rolled 10 + 15 (1d10 + 15)>>1303764Good dodge. Now another series of punches. Aiming for right arm.
Rolled 1 + 15 (1d10 + 15)>>1303756That was your second action.I'm Shooting one of my missiles to turn around again."「ROCKET ROUNDABOUT」!">Turns around in the last second"「TOKI WO TOMARE!」"Quick hands, use pin 2 times to each of his arms.+2 luck on this one.May I do this?
>>1303781>>1303782... well this is going faster than anticipated.
Was the rocket thing a one time only deal? I'm technically just without propulsion, not under a powerplant shutdown.
>>1303793Yeah, Akai's been drawing the short end of the stick most of the time.
Rolled 6 (1d6)So let me see if I follow this.Akai starts the turn down an action from being slammed and uses the other to turn around with a rocket.Dutch punches her once, reducing her Torso SP to 3 and lengthening the timer on the thruster reboot. He then does a Starwind kick flying into the air which misses.However...now it's her turn, and if she Rocket Roundabouts to spin again, she has one action and can go for a grappling maneuver.>>1303782>>1303781Which fails. Dutchman, your turn again, and let's see how much the timer goes up by...
>>1303803Does not help that your other rockets are in your torso and not your head. Kinda hard to turn around when you are firing center of mass.
Rolled 10 + 11 (1d10 + 11)>>1303812Works for me. First will be a move to behind with a cheap starwind kick. Second attack will be a punch to the right arm. Good thing I have 7 Ma an action to pull this off.
>>13038122 ActionsQuick hands, should be able to use pin one more time, no?
>>1303825No. Pin and throw are moves that do not benefit from quick. It's why I picked high accuracy hands for technique.
>>1303781>>1303822No mercy from the Dutchman
Rolled 3 + 11 (1d10 + 11)>>1303822Hum... Okay then.
Rolled 6 (1d10)>>1303836Another cinematic hit. Rolling that first, then the next will be attack.
>>1303845Someone's getting an explosion.
Aaah, I'm exhausted. If my fight comes up while I'm sleeping, Wong, please handle it.
>>1303845>All my missiles are on the torso.I'm dead.Not destroyed. Dead.
>>1303862You did save the Luck for an assured ejection survival, right? ...right?
>>1303862You still eject with your remaining luck. You have 4 left so you are completely fine.
>>1303868>>1303866Hells, even then, you have a natural 10 reflex, and even with a 1 you would survive since this is neither a cockpit hit or a reactor hit. It's a very pretty defeat though.
>>1303845That's the fight. Her only remaining servo with ammo is the torso.
Rolled 1 (1d10)>>1303868Nope, 3 I think.
>>130388214 Total. Not a scratch on you.
>>1303882...Luckily even on a 1 with your remaining Luck you're fine. Baka.
>>1303882One.OOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.The waifu godessess are REALLY TRYING TO KILL ME TODAY. AHHHHH! I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE WISHED FOR HANDHOLDING!!!!! UWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
>>1303882>>1303886I'm so glad I stuck around long enough to watch this shit. Good luck, all! Have fun!
>>1303882The dice gods hate Akai.
>>1303878Wow that was fast, poor girl.
>>1303887You should have done what I did. Fight for fun and to bring smiles to your nephews and nieces face when you tell the tale to them.
>>1303903>>1303887Still, this was a good match and I had a smile on my face the entire time. A shame about the luck, but it was a clever move to try and keep me pinned so I can't dance around.
>>1303882Wow, you got cursed with all the bad rolls today.But...you managed to avoid exploding. So that's good.What will Victor do now, I wonder...
>>1303912Gain a loadout based on missiles, I'm sure. I need to stop hanging around here and just go to sleep.
Well Gareth probably just lost money on the outcome of this match
“N-Nameru na, baka kouhai!” Akai squeals, as the Dutchman pummels her again, knocking her torso thrusters even further out of alignment and forcing more frantic recalculations from her onboard systems (Torso SP reduced to 3). He zips around her and aims a kick at her back, but all of her wild flailing and the residual momentum from shooting a rocket cause him to miss narrowly. She tries to grab him, but misses in her dizziness, “Uwuuuu~” With a pout on her face, she readies herself for the next assault, opening her rocket bay to reorient herself.Maxwell's movements are worthy of a retired ace. It's been years since he really fought someone, but already, he can feel the rust shaking off. His mech zips back and forth, angling itself perfectly and launching a double-footed thruster kick right into Akai's rocket harmonica.“N-Nani?” The small girl's face goes pale. Fortunately, she has a very short life to flash before her eyes, she hits eject with surpassing quickness, the Dutchman throwing up its arms to catch and shield her cockpit ball as the Walkure's torso explodes in a dazzling fusillade of fireworks.“I'LL BATTER HIS TEETH OUT WITH MY POMMEL!” Vows a young and normally very calm man with snow-white hair and a blue cape in one of the viewing pods, before the Sun Knight, older and taller with radiant golden hair, yanks him back down by the ear.“Don't be absurd, Sir Gainsborough. They're friends. He gave her an honorable defeat. If you want to avenge her honor yourself, petition to face him in the next round.” Sir Letholdus advises.The Countess nods firmly, “No embarrassing us with duels outside le arena si vous plait. Sir Hammer is le kind and noble chevalier mon dear Rowarc relies on for the care of the children under le Kestrels' wing.” She munches cheerfully on a handful of some sort of thin crispy things with melted cheese, “Oui, tres delectable~ What are zese called again, Sir Gainsborough?”“Nachos, Countess. They're called nachos, a traditional Solar System party dish.” The young man sighs, getting back to work. Even being a winner doesn't exempt you from having to wait on your boss....Or does it, “Sir Gainsborough, you are tres distracted, are you not? Fuwah. Please, go see to your mademoiselle, I shall be perfectly safe in your absence.” Loriette Marie le Kennedy smiles radiantly, “I know, as firmly as I know ze goodness of the Lady, that none shall dare destroy le peace. Go to her. Adieu. Shoo. Shoo shoo shoo! Follow your heart!” She practically chases him away.
>>1303903Oh, I did it for fun, but thats was really one sided though... But well... Thats is the way things are, and it was still worth it.>>1303912Clean her honor through honorable duel.>>1303916Thats was to be a surprise...Well, in truth, I'm working on one, but it depends on Wong (And math) if its going to be become real... and even if it does, I'll only give it to him in time for the special event, as he already received the booster pack one and I don't know if it would be okay to give him a new Loadout after each fight...
>>1303921Me too friend, a LOT of money.Back to a little more than my initial quantity... I guess... Here goes most of my profit with the Templar...
>>1303932Aye. Even short this was a splendid fight. I am glad I got to fight you.
>>1303927It's time to END HIM RIGHTLY!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldncXaF4fGg
A for effort, little weeb. come join the rest of us at the losers table.
>>1303944It was an honor for me too senpai!>>1303967Are you paying? I-I...Could make use of some Biru right now, Uguuu~...
>>1303948END HIM RIGHTLY!
Red Siren announces, of course, that the Dutchman won and will be going on to the next round. No, the narrator didn't forget, that would be silly.Akai's cockpit ball is damaged, it takes a team of mechanics led by Maxwell himself to pry it open. He peers inside, autowrench in hand, “Are you alright?”“H-hai.” The huddled girl sniffles a little, “That...it was too one-sided, I didn't get to look cool in front of Victor at all! I don't mind losing, but...but Taishou-sama and Victor-kun must be...” She hugs herself in teenage girl sorrow.“Must be very proud of you. You did leagues better than my first battle against someone serious.” Max chides her gently, with a smile, “Spirit is good, but pilots are like meat. They get tenderized, seasoned a little, and once they pass through the fire they're all ready. Experience is what you need, and this was a dose of it.”“Uuuu...you're just saying that because you're hungry, kouhai.” Akai grumbles, getting up and taking his hand to clamber out.“Fighting does that. Uh. Whatever the opposite of a kowhye is.”“Senpai. You have won the right to call me senpai.” Akai informs him with a trace of smugness. Then she shrinks back, spotting a familiar silhouette at the doors of the mechbay, his Avalonian uniform crisp and clean and a bouqet of flowers in his hands, “V-Victor! But I...but I didn't even get to show off the special 'Love-Love Victor-Kun' color scheme setting on Za Walkure. I didn't impress him at all...”“You don't really think he's disappointed in you, do you?” Max chides her again, “You're too smart for that. Look, he's worried about you. Clearly you already impressed him. That trick with the rockets certainly impressed me. Look, I know how tempting it is to angst and feel sorry for yourself, but...you're a great girl, Akai, and he knows it. Now I want you to go out there, take his hand, smile, tell him you're alright, and then go get ice cream.”She blinks, “Ice cream?”He nods, “Win or lose, if someone did their best, they deserve ice cream.”Her pout wavers, then she smiles and nods, “Thanks, Kouhai! You're a reliable subordinate even if you have no talent whatsoever for magic!” She bounces off the lip of the cockpit ball's hatch, and runs over to Victor. Max shades his eyes with one hand and watches with a smile as she takes the flowers, sniffs them, then grabs the boy by the hand and drags him off. Presumably for ice cream.
>>1303982Wonder if there's some Kawakami water that totally non-alcoholic for Wyatt and Akai.
>>1303991And jump cut to Finn throwing up in the background
>>1303948>>1303989How can he End Him Rightly when the boy has no sword!?
>>1303996There's at least three competitors who feel that way.
>>1303996>Akai And Finn in the same bar.OHHH BOY.>>1303991SOOOO KAWAIIII *____*>Max shades his eyes with one hand and watches with a smile as she takes the flowers, sniffs them, then grabs the boy by the hand and drags him off.HandholdingPic relatedLOVE FOR THE WAIFU GODESSES! CUTENESS FOR THE KAWAII THRONE!
>>1304010Someone deserves to be happy and in Love, why not the young?
>>1303991Damn, I like Max.I know Walter would probably feel a bit sad if he had to fight him. But a fight's a fight, and one is gonna have to lose.
>>1304009The Lance has a pommel.>>1303088Hmmmm.... One more for my pic archive.>>1304010Skunk, Finn and....?Mako?
>>1303991>Max shades his eyes with one hand and watches with a smile as she takes the flowers, sniffs them, then grabs the boy by the hand and drags him off. Presumably for ice cream.Now there's a man pure of heart and mind. His logic is sound on ice cream though.
>>1304036Skunk doesn't vomit. Doing so might loosen his mask or compromise his air.
>>1304036Finn, Mako, and Mai.Skunk plans to use Akai to keep an eye on Victor through tiny fisheye cameras concealed in her hat in case he grows leaves and starts putting off spores.
>>1304066>MaiScreaming random words you don't understand would make me want to puke, let alone doing it during awkward romance.
Three more fights to go before the end of the round.Valkyrie vs Blitz OR Chimera vs Fiddler depending on who's around Sunday night.There's also No Count versus Pumpkinseed Jager.
>>1304091They're not random to her, but Mai IS Martian.
>>1304130There is him being a brainwashed fanatic too.
>>1304183Victor? He IS Avalonian, right? There's no way I messed that up.
>>1304183Victor.Which is a hilarious complaint for a Martian to have.
>>1304193It's true though.I'm sure if he works hard though, he'll be able to stop worshiping his oppressor one day.
>>1304097Well, time to see how the dice will roll on these ones.Hopefully we'll see longer fights with the last 3 matches. But yeah, the dice definitely favored someone today.
>>1304309Meh. I'm fine with the quick fights as someone who doesn't have a mech to play.Drives home how actually serious combat is, and how much of a wrecker Roarke really is. Besides we already had a couple drawn out fights.I'm excited for seeing the eventual Victor take him on. Or maybe we can challenge the three powers for a duel to win our hostage, get an excuse to face Cabot and kill her.Digression, but I like the idea of asking them all for unreasonable concessions for our captive so we get to keep her.And then announcing our multi-wedding at the end.
>>1303991Poor Akai, that was even more of a curbstomp then the Gyrfalcon vs.the Sagiser and the power of cristmas cake.>>1304130Hey Wong, i have a suggestion. Someone asked a few days ago about how the competitors did in the previous rounds. Would it be a good idea to give the losers of these fights more impressive wins in the preliminaries, storywise? It'would save some face, and give a reason why the Kestrels would be interested in them despite losing here.
Thank goodness Akai is ok. I was worried while i was reading that
>>1304066I hope Skunk has lots of insulin because their amount of sweetness will give him space diabetus
And so the dutchman wrecks house, as is the natural state of the world
>>1304480yes, i imagine that Aiki got to push some face's in the preliminaries.
>>1304440>Victor versus RoarkeThat really would not be a fair fight, Roarke has much higher stats and a much more expensive mech.
>>1305257Victor does not want to die
Let's hope I don't get banned today. I naively posted a thread on /tg/ asking why we don't replace alignments with a political compass, and already the shitflinging has begun. It's sad, I genuinely forgot that these aren't the times when we could discuss such a topic like adults on that board.
>>1305359>why we don't replace alignments with a political compassWong pls.
>>1305359Wouldn't you need two compasses, since the distinction between what you do and how you do it is important? Otherwise, just thinking of the alignment system as a compass would preclude replacing it.
>>1305359You can't post that kind of stuff at any time. That kind of stuff always attracts shit posters no matter the times
>>1305368I want "Detect NAP Violators" and "Smite Communist" to be class features.
>>1305359>Alignments suck, we all know alignments suck, having people with a little nametag that says "hello, I'm evil" is dumb.>Why not just replace that shit with the political compass, which says more about who your character is as a person and who they associate with?You weren't exactly asking for maturity Wo