well this has gone from good to really fucking bad in less than a few hours. turns out an old squadmate was a daemon, a bird one at that. She wants our head, in more than one way.We have managed to fight her off but it was not easy and we are still exhausted, because forcing a daemon out of your head takes effort.supposedly the mutant girl you saw earlier is getting a "friend" considering this is where the mutants live that could mean anything. so now lets see if we can salvage this rapidly deteriorating situation.Welcome to Guardsmen quest.imprtant links:google doc archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N6DV3ou3h5MO0TZi61pc9jGoMBA4p3S4fJ0rCI6qooM/edit?usp=sharingstats and possessions: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VEdRRmqRN2wb661ea1Bz2iXQwqQl2JVgl1OdrmHk3Tk/edit?usp=sharingwarning: this quest is not completely lore friendly, if you are a die hard 40k fan and can't stand when lore gets broken turn away now. everyone else enjoy the show.
no rest right now considering the fact that there is an angry demon who wants you dead and is only held back by the fact it does not want a face full of lasers. quickly you spin around on the ground and take a few shots with your laspistol but most of your shots miss because of exhaustion.Thera continues screeming insults and curses at you and your guards and locks eyes with you. well if her yells of hatred were not enough to get it to you that she now wants you dead that look would have been. freeing one hand from maintaining the shield and begins waving it in the air.oh fuck is she going to start casting shit! fuck was your only thought before a part of the world is ripped open and though it things begin emerging though. they looked like squid things with teeth and ever changing shapes, others that were lanky with mouths that had massive teeth and flame jetted out of them. well were there is one daemon there will always be more.> order the retreat, this place is too hot and sure you beat one daemon but not a hoard of them. (ag)> stand your ground you are an agent of the inquisition and you will not retreat from a daemon, not now not ever. (fel, wp, bs)> vox up support your current crew of people may not be able to beat them right now but with support maybe we can.> write-in
>>1251891> write-inCall in air support and artillery.
>>1251891>freeing one hand from maintaining the shield and begins waving it in the air.dose that mean her shield is weakened in that case fire everything now at her time of weakness
Rolled 47, 37, 96 = 180 (3d100)> stand your ground you are an agent of the inquisition and you will not retreat from a daemon, not now not ever. (fel, wp, bs)Autistic Screeching
>>1251891>> stand your ground you are an agent of the inquisition and you will not retreat from a daemon, not now not ever. (fel, wp, bs)
alright 2 won it 3d100 vs 30, 60, 65
you do get two rolls and best roll is chosen
Rolled 31, 51, 41 = 123 (3d100)>>1252682Ibf 3 ones
>>1252723Dam just one over
well base fails are not that bad, +1 and above fails are where I punish you and rolling 100 means shit hits the fan harder than a greater daemon showing up
>>1252737Yer i just wanted to pass all of them.Man what would you do if ttip 1 happened?
the emperor himself blesses your actions and you might ascend dependent on how badass you are at the time, trust me it will be awesome.
>>1252752But would we be stuck as a girl?Il killed goats for thisAs well as burn the hertics
You attempt to rally your men against this new threat, yes greater daemons are bad but having more daemons show up is worse. "come on men, we are the emperor's fury show these abominations what that means."Despite your best attempts to hold the line the mutants begin to run, you cant really blame them since they are civilians. At least your guardsmen don't break and run but they seemed to have lost their vigor.You yourself are not shaken in the slightest at the new arrivals of form changing and fire spewing daemons, actually you think it may be some good target practice and you unload a few medium power shots into the unarmored daemons. well wait... Thera is not channeling her shield with both hands, quickly you pull out your sniper and fire a shot at Thera.The bullet penetrates her shield and inserts itself into her left shoulder causing her to cry out in pain and her shield to drop.> keep firing maybe if she is dead the portal will close (bs)> well that will keep her for a bit, time to take care of the daemons coming out of the portal (ag, bs)> call for a retreat, sure you may have wounded the main daemon and killed a few minor ones but you need help. (ag, tgh)> write-in
>>1252783 keep firing maybe if she is dead the portal will close (bs)We fire at her the gurds fire at the other ones
>>1252783> keep firing maybe if she is dead the portal will close (bs)We are Guard after all, shot it, shoot it alot until it's more but than flesh
alright dakka is the most common answer so 1d100 vs 72
Rolled 42 (1d100)>>1252865
Rolled 31 (1d100)>>1252865
alright that is +4 success, daemon is gunna bleed. writing.>>1252772 ......... you tempt me.
as Thera's shield drops your men begin focus firing on her. Thera screeches in pain as laser after laser pelts her demonic skin. "YOU FUCKS I'LL MAKE YOUR END ESPECIALLY PAINFUL!" she roars The fear factor kinda fades as she falls to her knees and the portal closes, seems she was unable to maintain it under this amount of firepower. well that is a good thing but she kinda is not dieing, um.... also lightning that is a bad thing.Thera screeches some words that give you a headache and proceeds to fry several of your guardsmen. Crap carapace armor is useless against her attacks. well if just shooting her body maybe the head will work.quickly you pull your sniper up and aim..... lightning and fire rain around you as you set up the perfect shot. the cries of battle dim and everything else fades, nothing but you and your target remains in your mind. you pull the trigger and discharge the shot right at your target. it was almost beautiful to watch really, Thera whips her head at you as you fire only to have the shot go right though her head, her eyes bulge in surprise at her own death and she collapses on the ground. ok one daemon dead but it cost you 90% of your forces, wait Mirasi!> try to find Mirasi quick, damn it she was the first nice person you met and you are not going to let her be marked off as MIA (per)> see if any of the remaining men know were she is (fel)> pass out, killing a daemon is a hell of a job and you need the rest> write-in
> try to find Mirasi quick, damn it she was the first nice person you met and you are not going to let her be marked off as MIA (per)
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>1253085> try to find Mirasi quick, damn it she was the first nice person you met and you are not going to let her be marked off as MIA (per)SAVE THE NUN
well it was a 1d100 vs 50 but with a 6 i think you pass
You take a breather for a second, two daemon kills to your name... ok one and a half Drauge gets the other one since he kinda shot it with a cannon in space.wait thinking about people who you work with where was Mirasi? OH SHIT! you quickly begin searching, nope nope nope nope no matter where you look you can't seem to find her... wait a piece of her armor! you spirit soars before plummeting at the implication of her missing a piece of her armor.several more minutes of searching and you manage to find her, kinda covered in some rocks and knocked out but alive. thank the emperor. You quickly pull out your vox unit "I request immediate pickup, we have injured and dead.""we hear you, sending a pickup to your location, hang tight." Drauge's voice comes though the vox. finally something that does not go to shit.> wait for the ship, you have done enough at this point> check the area, make sure there are no other threats that could make escape problematic (per)> pass out.> write-in
>>1253288lay down, but remain awake
>>1253319Do we still have the data slate? Kinda want to go to parthosa
well we do but also ordo xenos knows of the place, also after a short nap ingame it will be time to do the last purge of the ship
>>1253288> pass out.
>>1253288> check the area, make sure there are no other threats that could make escape problematic (per)A guardsman's job is not done until he's back in the bunk house
wow 3 way tie, ill wait 10 min and after that RNGesus takes the wheel
>>1253363After purge we go there ya? I want to know why we're an anomaly and what cegorach wants from us
>>1253368switching to this if
dubs hath chosen, WE pass out
with this relief you feel darkness creep in on your mind, you do not resist it and yield to the sleep. you hear the remaining guardsmen yell out as you fall to your knees and your vision goes black.once more you open your eyes and again the library but this time the clown was sitting on the other side of the room from you, apparently asleep. A glowing book rests in his lap and a quill in his right hand drips a dark ink onto the floor.Interestingly enough the library seems to be better lit than before but you cannot discern why or where the light is coming from. also for some reason even now you are in the form of a girl.... seriously what the hell manobviously the books were not messed up but since the library was much better lit than before you notice this place is bigger than you thought, actually this place is so big you cannot even see the end of it.> check that book without waking the clown up, may as well see what he is writing (ag)> wake up the clown, time to demand answers for all this shit> mess up the books, fuck the clown he can clean this mess up> read more books, lets see what we read this time> write-in
>>1253481 Do him the courtesy, Clean up then read and wait for clown to wake up
>>1253496Supporting, I actually want to get to know this screwball.
pausing, sleep calls to me much like it did with simun
will be back monday 6pm pst
>>1253481> read more books, lets see what we read this time
>>1253481> Build an elaborate trap for the clown out of the books> The trap consists of a slightly opened door with the heaviest book you can find balanced on top of the door.Ah but guardsmen are cunning, the trap is two-fold!> Be waiting on the side of the door that DOESN'T open towards with the second heaviest book you can find. If he raises his hands to catch the first book, drop this second one on his toes.
>>1255788BUT THATS NOT ALL!By looking up to deal with the books he opens himself up to the rifle oil we put on the floor so he/she/it slides and falls over comically causing whatever books they caught to land on them!We are a girl now so then take a selfie with a peace sign above the confused Clown
>>1255788So we gonna build a Rube Goldberg machine? If so I'm down for that.
Anyone think we should grab something and draw a twirly mustache on the clowns face?
>>1256102only if u add a monocle.
alright and we are back and it seems >>1253496 has won also since we are not going to be stealthy about reading the book the roll is not evoked. writing.
you decide that screwing with this strange and possibly all powerful clown is a rather bad idea, actually if you clean up his mess maybe that will give you an excuse to see what he is writing in what you presume is his personal log maybe get some dirt on the bastard.you walk up to the sleeping fool and look around for a rag, well your dress...... ok if I wake up and find out I'm stuck as a girl Drauge's mechanical ass is scrap, you think to yourself.you rip a piece off and use it to dab up the ink on the ground, the clown shifts and snores causing you to freeze for a bit then continue. you remove the quill from his hand and set it on the ripped cloth then look at the glowing book'day 246 of observing the anomaly Simun, strange though the anomaly is having an effect on birdbrain's plans he seems slow to react, maybe he could be attempting to use this anomaly to his advantage. The anomaly seems to have outrageous luck in both ways, able to rally the crowds to his will but also attracting dangerous enemies. Simun seems to have refused my invitation to Parthosa which is rather annoying to say the least, maybe I could offer him something of greater interest.Day 247, Simun has landed on Sagnitus-7 as they called that piece of rock, seems some Mon'kai have turned to both birdbrain and she who thirsts, I dare not make an appearance but I will observe from a distance, maybe get some popcorn.Day 249 interesting seems Birdbrain snuck that one under my nose. though it seems the anomaly's unique signature in the warp affects daemons, weakening their hold on the materium thus making it possible for a common Mon'kai to kill it. This is not like those souless assassins, far weaker than that but none the less powerful.'as you finish reading the last entry the clown wakes up. "Ah I was expecting you." he slams the book closed "also its rude to read someone's diary without permission."> demand answers what does he mean by anomaly.> apologize for your rudeness and ask why he has brought you here this time> try to grab the book to keep reading, fuck the clown I want info (ag)> write-in
>>1265285> write-inWhy do you dress like that?No iron in our diet here.
>>1265285 Apologize then ask what's in parthosa and is anyone there already
welp my internet went down hard. I will be writing at 6 pst today, as an apology I will be using all the options posted.
>>1268457Woot bout that time
Quickly you back off, ok the clown does not like you reading his shit as expected. "I-I'm sorry but I wanted to know what it was that you were writing. I also cleaned up your ink." you point at the cloth on the ground wrapped around the quill."ah well.... thanks I guess?" the clown looks a bit flustered at this act of kindness. "why?""well I thought it would be a pain to clean if it dried on the ground.""you know I'm kinda a god right?""huh?""fuck it, never mind. forgot an uneducated Mon'kai.""then educate me on why you brought me here." you answer with a smirk, now then what do you want with me fucker I know you are just trying to get me to do your dirty work"hehe...HAHAHAHAHA!" he bursts out laughing "ah I love it when the Mon'kai know they are being manipulated, makes it much more interesting. But in all seriousness I brought you here to congratulate you for killing your first greater daemon Birdbrain is fumeing from that one." wait did he just read my mind?"congratulate me? what?" really this is now confusing why did this guy want to congratulate me"and your prize for doing this is on Parthosa!" he howls with satisfaction, Son of a bitch"you just want me to go to that fucking place dont you.""yes." he responds with a self satisfied smirk"Fine I'll consider going if you tell me three things.""fire away Mon'kai." he responds now enjoying himself at your displeasure"what is in Parthosa? Is anyone there already?""Parthosa used to house..... well I'm not going to tell you exactly what is there, ruins the fun you see, but what I can tell you is it is powerful and your imperium may enjoy what you find there. As for people going there, that group of inquisitors you shared the information with have already started towards the craftworld..... I would be willing to help you get there but where is the fun in that.""Last question.""alright lets hear it.""why do you dress like that?"The clown pauses for a minute before falling down laughing so hard you think he is going to sufficate "YOU -wheeze- CAN'T BE -caugh- SERIOUS, YOU ARE IN A FUCKING DRESS!" with that suddenly the room does dark and you open your eyes.> check yourself, make sure you are ok> check the room, where are you and is it safe> groan, spasm, scratch your everywhere, and take a hot shower> write-in(you get two choices here)
>>1269362> groan, spasm, scratch your everywhere, and take a hot shower> write-inJack off into the shower.
........ kinda expected that
>>1269522>>1269549SHHHHh -shhh shhh shh, the clown will watch, and he will like it!
alright we waited enough, we are not going to use the jack off option since we have yet to confirm if we actually have a dick yet
>>1269479this but think of kali, also we go to parthosa quickly
also we are not going to empower she who thirsts even if it is by a small amount (yet)
>>1269636>>1269428nevermind supporting this
emperor DAMN IT ALL
>>1269635We are showing but it takes an extra option just to check.Do we shower with our eyes closed?
You groan loudly and begin to spasm a bit, you dont know why but you want to give whoever is watching right now a bit of a heart attack.when the spasming ends you start scratching your everything, really you are itchy like really itchy and it just wont stop.ok scratching is doing nothing so maybe a shower will help, you quickly get up and walk to the shower not really paying attention to anything... wait you have a shower? eh fuck it you dont care about the small stuff.You turn the water on and let the hot water pour over your body.... you know what I have not wanked in a while you think to yourself. you summon up images of kali for some reason and reach down there.... wait something is missing,...... ok more than something a lot of something..... Drauge is a dead techpriest you think to yourself as you realize you are still a girl "SON OF A BITCH!"> ok now check where you are, are you on the ship or still on the ground> FIND DRAUGE!!!> deep breath, ok at least the shit did not undo when you passed out infront of people but really how long does this stuff last> write-in(no H-related material for you)
>>1269677> ok now check where you are, are you on the ship or still on the groundor> FIND DRAUGE!!!>> write-inFind a net gun, to capture Drauge
>>1269677Kinda like drauge
alright writing, internet gave out so i just saw the votes
you let the rage flow through you, fuck Drauge you are going to make him reget this, though it was kinda your idea he put it there therefore GUILTY!you quickly leave the shower and dry yourself, you grab some clothes left out for you, guardsmen clothing hay at least they left you something to dress with.as you bust out of the room you run into a familiar face, Mirasi. "Simun oh hwo are you?" she asks half her face is covered in bandages, her arm in a splint and she was supporting herself on a crutch."no time, gunna give Drauge a piece of my mind." you retort a bit rudely but hay you are pissed and want to punch Drauge so kinda to be expectedas you turn to leave Mirasi grabs your arm "wrong way, follow me." with that she lets go and spins around and begins hobbling in the opposite direction you were going to go. also you notice you are back on the ship.you catch up to Mirasi damn the girl can hobble fast "what happened after I passed out?" you inquire"well the girl mutant, her name was Nisa by the way, brought a man... well psyker, not a chaos one, and he used his abilities to fix your leg, also saved my life.""a psyker? really? how did he not get picked up by the imperium.""donno, after healing you and me he kinda just disappeared with Nisa."you and Mirasi arrive at the bridge door.> slam the door open and yell "DRAUGE!" (str)> open the door quietly and sneak in, surprise the techpriest (ag)> open the door normally, no theatrics just get in there and give the man a piece of your mind> write-in
>>1269803could be something important
>>1269803>2Machine god does not like slamming of things
ok my internet is going full shinanagins on me tonight so im going to pause for now, fix it, then restart at 6pm tmorrow
>>1269803> open the door quietly and sneak in, surprise the techpriest (ag)We did bring our special tech-priest catcher net gun right? Otherwise we don't get to have fun later.
ok internet finally was fixed, fuck cats bit through the wiring causing it to go out randomly. also 1d100 vs 47
Rolled 87 (1d100)>>1272160
Rolled 60 (1d100)>>1272160SNEAKY SNEAK
>>1272222check those quads
your sneaky ways are not enough to fool the machine god, writing.
you begin the open the door slowly, you are getting the drop of Drauge this time, and he and his metal ass is going to pay.... oops. as you open the door it swings open causing you to fall flat on your face "ouch!" you squeek as your face colides painfully with the ground"ah good to see you" Drauge's amused voice greets you, oh bloody hell."you fucking said this shit would wear off with time." you retort spinning around"I said usually, and that it works better on females than males. All honesty with the amount of good fortune that something like this was inevitable.""Drauge you are not helping." you respond angrily"well for a consolation prize you still look cute, also Valirsa seems to have taken a liking to your new form. No I have yet to tell her it is actually you." WAIT WHAT!"WAIT WHAT!" you respond, you dont even try to hide your astonishment. wait maybe this way you wont have to fess up to ruining one of her dresses, wait what am I thinking I need to find a way to turn back..... oh I I have a feeling the clown had something to do with this.> forgive the techpriest, also see if you can convince Markal to go to Parthosa (Fel)> begin the purge of the ship, residual heretics probably dont expect one to happen now (per, bs)> inquire on what happened on the planet, also where are the Ordo Hereticus> write-in
>>1272356>>4Take the opportunity to befriend Valirsa then at the moment of her vulnerability reveal yourself to be simun!!!
>>1272356> inquire on what happened on the planet, also where are the Ordo Hereticus
>>1272461This.Fuck everything else we're lezzing with best waifu no matter what it takes!
>>1272461Voting for 3 and 4
ok getting attacked by my cat was not fun and I admit I did pass out, also 3 and 4 won therefore writing
You breath in and out, ok calm down Drauge probably did not think of these changes lasting too long and really he is a techpriest his thing is robots and spooky robot ghosts. "ok so onto a more interesting matter, where is the Ordo Hereticus?""oh them...." Drauge trails off as you hear footsteps behind you"The Ordo Hereticus has rooted out the cultist infestation on that planet and showed the public what happens when you turn against the will of the emperor." A silky smooth male voice behind you respondsyou spin around surprised only to see a tall, thin, pale man with long blond hair combed back his eyes brownish green in color "Inquisitor Darvik, I currently command the Baleful Command after the late inquisitor died. We mourned when he died but he had become corrupted and we could not let a man of his stature have his legacy be blemished.""corrupted? how?" you ask, no seriously this was something that was strange"well his file says 'corrupted' between me and you he declared one too many exterminatus and eventually he was killed for having too itchy of a trigger finger on those calls.""soooo""he was one of the reasons Hereticus gets so much bad publicity as sadistic inquisitors who like burning things.""so how did you purge the heretics on the planet.""we did a quick precise assault on them, the fact you killed their patron Daemon, good job on that by the way we are getting you a metal for that, and we only burned about a quarter of the block to purge the heresy.""I thought you said you did not like fire.""I never said they were wrong on that point.""alright so...""we are accompanying you and your ship, The Raving Truth, as this will be a mutually beneficial arrangement."Alright we have some professionals to root out daemon cultist, this is a good and a bad thing.you hear a quite familiar voice, one that you and the Hospitaller put to sleep for a bit "alright where is Simun I want to have a word with him. Wait is that Sasha? why did no one tell me she was awake?" Valirsa steps through the doorway looking directly at you> play it cool, you are Sasha and you are a nice girl who is naieve and killed a daemon> throw the door open on thsi can of worms, lets see how she reacts> run, this is getting too hectic, first the inquisitor, now Vali not today (ag)> write-in
Breath in and out, ok Naive and cute girl mode no problems. Never was Simun, who is Simun not me... emperor this is going to end badly. "who?" you ask trying to act as girly as you can"Oh!" Valirsa exclaims excited "I always wanted to meet Markal's niece," wait the old man actually had a niece? "it's so good to see you.""I'm still kinda confused on what happened down on the planet after I passed out." please Naive act hold out "can you please tell me?" puppy eyes engagedValirsa smiles politely "well I and my squad went down there and evaced you and Mirasi's men.""how many of them of them lived.""oh most of them."You know what she said was a lie, smokeing corpses dont lie. Guess she actually thinks I'm naive and does not want me to knwo the truth. doing your best impression of a naive girl "Oh thank the emperor they survived! May I see them?""Oh no they decided to remain on the planet to ensure no more heresy grows there.""I-I see um...... Inquisitor Darvik told me they burned part of the hab block."Valirsa gives Darvik a deathglare "well you should not worry your pretty head about that, I doubt there was that many casualties."Davrik deciding to mess with Valirsa responds "about four hundred burned to death, another three hundred were executed for heresy, and another one hundred died because of corruption."You do your best shocked face and Valirsa's face twists in anger. "INQUISITOR DARVIK, NOT INFRONT OF SASHA!""what? she need to learn sometime.""Not. Now.""heh, anyways all honesty you need to back off. She is not your ward and Markal has agreed to let me teach her about the inquisition. also If I remember correctly the reason you are not a full inquisitor was..."Darvik immediately is slapped by Valirsa, shouting match ensures and you are given a small window to do somethingwait I'm getting taught about the inquisition? Markal better be ready for an earful from me next time. also the machine spirit in my sniper may be angry for me using another sniper. wait I still need to get an estimation on how long this form will last.> leave Valirsa and Darvik to the arguing and talk real talk with Drauge> leave, find markal and ask him what the hell is he thinking> leave and get your sniper, you need to apologize to it for using another> fine the Hospitaller and have her figure out how long this will last> Write-in
>>1275192>3 then 4
>>1275332make sure we do no blow our cover
>>1275332>>1275335These. We need a backstory for our sniper. Maybe something like being on the ship for [x] where x = a long fucking time got boring and uncle markal gave us said sniper and unrestricted access to the ship's firing range or some shit like that.
ok im slightly dieing from sleep deprivation, lets agree to get back to this at 6pm pst tomorrow. these past few weeks have been rough on me. I will write the response for this vote then pass out
quickly and quietly you slip out of the room, you got nothing to do here and you kinda fear Valirsa roping you into something you will regret like dress up or some shit, considering the frilly dresses ya probably that.you quickly walk down the halls towards your room, as you enter everything is where you put it, ammo on the table, gun on the rack, and the normal bolter and weird weapons. oh shit maybe the machine spirit is angry at you for using another "um.... ya sniper, its me Simun, ah.... I apologize for not using you and leaving you behind. mind forgiving me?" a few minutes pass by and nothing happens.Well of course nothing happens you are not a techpriest, you dont know of to talk to machine spirits. Feeling a bit foolish you turn your attention to finding the Hospitaller, she is the resident drug expert and probably can figure out how long this shit is going to last.You leave your room and head to the medical bay. as expected you had to hide a few times, guardsmen were talking about how a cute mascot showed up on the ship aka currently you. eventually you make it to the bay, as you enter you hear the Hospitaller yell out "LOOK IF YOU DONT LIKE MY METHODS THEN YOU CAN TREAT YOURSELF YOU ASSHAT!""STICKING A NEEDLE UP MY ASS IS NOT GOING TO HELP YOU CRAZY BITCH!""ITS YOUR THIGH YOU IDIOT, DO YOU WANT THAT INFECTION TO GET WORSE!"welp we know she is in quite the lovely mood now aint she. you call out "Sister Hospitaller?""WHAT.... oh wait sim... Sasha good to see you." the Hospitaller steps out from behind a curtan "what do you need.""that medication you gave me, how long is it supposed to last." please get what I'm talking about, please don't make me drop the act and risk shit.Fortunately she catches your drift "oh..... um.... best estimation I can get is a few days, yes a few days nothing to worry about."so you a stuck as a girl for a few days, ok you can live with that> begin the final solu... the final sweep of the ship, the heretics probably think they are safe at this point (per, bs)> go back to your room, time to investigate the weapons you took from the heretic governor (per, int)> to the bridge, probably Vali and Darvik have calmed down> write-in
>>1275554> then use it on 
oh joy you get 4 rolls but bs is changed to ws now 1d100 vs 63, 40, 69, 50
Rolled 93, 92, 81, 48 = 314 (4d100)>>1276552
-extra heretical laughing-
Rolled 22, 94, 2, 40 = 158 (4d100)>>1276552HALT
>>1276839Did I save it?
Rolled 99, 67, 76, 57 = 299 (4d100)>>1276552I got a story planned for the trap ruse we got going with Valirsa. teehehehehee!
>>1276845Good news is you saved most of it I think
alright so the one getting picked is >>1276839 also >>1276697 you fucking scared me with that one. so many close crit fails.
alright on the check list we have checking the weapons your "borrowed" from the presumed now dead governor, and purging the ship for the last time.... time to do both.You head towards your room a little releved knowing that the female from will not be permanent, though you did have to hide a few times as you spot Valirsa before she spotted you and you remind yourself that heading into "Simun's" room may look suspicious if you are caught.Upon entering the room you quickly look at the desk where you had put your "borrowed" weapons.Fist off the modified bolter ok so for basics from what you can kinda tell its modified but you cant tell exactly how, also same thing for the scope really these things are weird. they seem expertly done but are completely different from what you are used to seeing in them.The wrist blade is the weirdest thing of all, all you know is that a human did not make this thing. the fact that it is not decorated in any imperium images, no skulls, no wings, no nothing. the only defining feature is the small slits where when the blade is active a faint green glow can be seen. alright weird but hay may as well take this thing for a test drive on some cultists.you open up the vox channel to Mirasi "are the men ready?""you mean did I keep them ready for the last purge we talked about a few days ago? yes, yes I did. Now do you want to lead this or should I lead this."> let Mirasi lead it, sure she is injured but she offered> tell her to get Valirsa to do it, keep her away from you for a bit> you are leading this, girl or not cultists are going to die (per, ws)> Write-in
before you ask, yes the ws and per rolls will affect the next post, this is just determining how this goes down
>>1276992HUZZAH>>1277081>Get into uniform boi
>>1277081> let Mirasi lead it, sure she is injured but she offered> tell her to get Valirsa to do it, keep her away from you for a bit
"you know what you can lead this, think of this as the eighteenth sweep." you tell her half jokingly "But I'm coming along, you are injured and you need someone to watch your back.""says the little girl.""The only thing keeping me from slapping you next time I see you is your injuries.""C'mon you are asking to be tease.." you cut the vox off before Mirasi says something that actually will make you injure her more.about an hour later you have gotten on the carapace armor you had earlier and stand mixed in with the troops, also you also note to find the person who's bandanna you stole to cover your face and apologize for that.Mirasi walks infront of the troops, sure she was still injured but power armor kinda has a way of still making someone imposing as fuck. "alright boys and girls I hope you had a fun time resting because we are going to go on one more sweep of the ship."several of the guardsmen mumble a bit about how this is useless and such but Mirasi cuts them short "The cultists on this ship have been given enough time to feel comfortable that they wont be caught and now lets rip them from their holes and put a bolt through their skulls. no mercy and lets get this done quick."suddenly you hear from behind you "purging heretics and you did not invite the Ordo Hereticus, I feel so left out." Darvik state behind you.as you spin around to face him you note he is wearing a rather interesting headgear that being essentially a skull face mask and a brazier attached to the head, currently unlit but you can tell it was recently used from the ash. crazy son of a bitch actually having fire on his head in battle.Mirasi was quick to respond "we would prefer to do this in house, but if you are offering to help then yes we will accept it.""well it is our job to root out heresy so," he pulls out a rather unique gun and then sticks it to the brazier on his head and pulls the trigger causing the brazier to erupt in flame "time to purge."you and the troops begin the sweeps going from door to door, seems the stealth training was still fresh in these men as they moved almost silently.upon opening the third door you immediately see an eight pointed star, "WAIT WHAT!" roars one of the occupants before you launch yourself on him, the blade piercing though his chest and you pull out splitting his upper half in two, he friends were gunned down almost immediately after you killed him.the search continues for several hours as you pass by one of the rooms the Inquisitor entered the smell of burning human flesh wafted out making you gag, fuck that shit stinks.by the end of the sweep directed by Mirasi the cultists you find number in about one hundred and thirty two. Guess Mirasi did a shit job the first time, actually considering what had happened just before the first time and the fact we may have picked up some cultists on the planet it was no that bad.(hit limit, two poster time)
Darvik takes his crazy helmet off and he is all smiles, "ah I love the smell of burnt heretics any time of the day.""not just the mornings?" Mirais asks being obviously making some reference you cannot place"yes" Darvik responds "also one hundred and eighty two? did you not think to sweep before this?""we did but we probably picked some up off the last planet we were on."you decide to leave before either of them figures out you are here, so where too next.> go to Markal and ask him if we can go to Parthosa (fel)> go to bed, purging cultists is tiring> find Drauge, see if he can figure out what this wristblade is (drauge's int)> write-in
meant to put thirty and wrote eighty, derp
>>1277463 then 
>>1277463> go to Markal and ask him if we can go to Parthosa (fel)Whats going to happen to the planet? Can we make sure the mutants are treated slightly better afterwards? Probably still not as well as normal imperial citizens but better than before.
pausing for tonight, im going to continue sunday 6pm as usual and also 1d100 vs 40
Rolled 25 (1d100)>>1277765
Rolled 80 (1d100)>>1277765