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This is Boruto Quest, a quest set in the universe of Naruto. It is during the generation of Naruto's son after everyone has graduated from their Genin exam. I haven't kept up with the series beyond the end of the original one, so this one is intended to recapture the feel of that time of Naruto. I will not be incorporating the main show or the Boruto movie's plot into the quest, although some recognizable characters will be present. You play as a 12 year old Chunin named Takeshi. You have been assigned a Jounin squad leader named Hanto, and your two squadmates are Kichiro, a young delinquent, and Ai, a strange social outcast of a girl. You are of average skill in most aspects, although your sharp intelligence, and your jack of all trades skill set have brought you far. You're a Chunin of notable talent for your age. You're on your way home after a difficult mission.

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>>1238682
The next morning, you take the time to heal your party before moving forward. There weren't many injuries sustained at all, despite the chaotic events that unfolded. Kichiro was the one with the most damage, though he really did most of it to himself. Activating the First Gate always means some serious soreness for a while, but your Mystical Palm technique left him feeling fit enough to get walking.

Ai went off and caught some fish for breakfast, before everyone was awake. It was a bit of a group effort to get Shikadai to wake up, having to drag him out of the tent. He's probably not used to the strict way your squad operates.

The walk back is somewhat somber, but soon enough you're joking and laughing with your friends. The misty landscape never allows the tone to elevate past a certain point. The tension in the air was palpable, the roads desolate. There was a time only a year ago when trade was bustling in the Mist, and they'd been more prosperous than ever before in history.

During the breaks on your way back, you continue to read the books on Boil Release that you'd rented. While you completely fail at any attempt to manifest the element, you are getting a better understanding of chemistry. You note that Ai seems to be a bit quieter than usual, even. You're unsure how she feels about the situation with her brother. Do you want to approach her, or leave the topic for now?

>A. Approach her directly. Ask Ai if she feels alright about fighting her only brother.
>B. Try to be a little more subtle. Ask Ai if she'd like to train when you got back, and work out some stress
>C. Leave the topic until you return to the village. You can always visit her later.
>D. Write-in
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>>1238690
>B. Try to be a little more subtle. Ask Ai if she'd like to train when you got back, and work out some stress
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>>1238690
>>A. Approach her directly. Ask Ai if she feels alright about fighting her only brother.
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>>1238690
>B. Try to be a little more subtle. Ask Ai if she'd like to train when you got back, and work out some stress
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>>1238690
>B. Try to be a little more subtle. Ask Ai if she'd like to train when you got back, and work out some stress
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>>1238690
>B. Try to be a little more subtle. Ask Ai if she'd like to train when you got back, and work out some stress

Glad i caught this at the beginning.
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>>1238690
>>B. Try to be a little more subtle. Ask Ai if she'd like to train when you got back, and work out some stress
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>>1238690
>A. Approach her directly. Ask Ai if she feels alright about fighting her only brother.
She doesn't really seem to appreciate us being indirect in social situations.
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>>1238690
>A. Approach her directly. Ask Ai if she feels alright about fighting her only brother.
She won't understand subtlety
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>>1238690
>B. Try to be a little more subtle. Ask Ai if she'd like to train when you got back, and work out some stress
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mini, how long is Takeshi gonna be unmemorable to people. I mean at some point someone is gonna see the shit he has done and dealt with and once that happens i doubt they would forget him. The only way you could justify someone forgetting about person who not only survived a tail beast attack but also deals with an insane immortal doppelganger is if that he has kekki genkai that alters memories.
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>>1238714
At the same time, do we want to have a big discussion while in the field?
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>>1238732
We're more or less in the clear, making our way back with our mission more or less accomplished. I think we should ask now and if something comes up, we'll pick it up later.
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>>1238727
People aren't really actively discussing your deeds. The tailed beast attack survival was primarily attributed to Hanto, but, in the report he noted that he wouldn't have been able to hold him off at all without your healing to close the wound he had.

As for dealing with the Jashinists, only mostly the Jounin know about your repeat encounters with them. The public don't really 'celebrate' anyone but the highest of tier ninja.

Even then, your work is supposed to be somewhat secret even if you're not ANBU. The less word spreads about the Jashinists, the better. Being famous isn't particularly good anyways, when you're someone who mostly relies on uncommon tricks.
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>>1238727
What,anon? Are you trying to suggest mini could be a bad writer? No way!
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>>1238744
All i am saying is if one more person goes, oh your that guy I will actually believe that Takeshi has the unknown hero ability from Medaka box.
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Gift for Sarada, if we want to woo her: Hypnotic Gaze genjutsu

An extrapolation of the Suggestive Voice, a skilled genjutsu Specialist (Sharingan-skilled) can use this technique to implant a 'command in anyone they make eye-contact with. The complexity, subtlety, and duration of the jutsu are only limitted by the skill of the user. Additionally, a skilled enough user can throw all three out in favor of trying to Force the command to be followed. Longer-term, a master of the jutsu can, over the course of weeks or even months, stack hits of Hypnotic Gaze on a single target, slowly shifting their habits, beliefs, even loyalties, without ever being noticed.
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>>1238826
You step on over with a smile, tapping her on the shoulder. The small girl looks up at you quizzically. Ai always seems to be sharply attentive, so much so that she tends to lose focus in social situations. Too wrapped up in her own thoughts, at times. You feel as though a direct confrontation right now could possibly lead to her closing up, so you attempt something a little more discreet to get a read on her. "Feel like sparring a little bit when we get back to the village? It could help to work out some stress."

As usual, she walks in silence for several steps. Likely considering her answer. For whatever reason, Ai always seems to totally ignore the cadence of a conversation. It's nothing you're not used to by now, you just smile patiently.

"Potentially. I would like a bit of alone time, though afterwards we could. I'm sure there are jutsu we could exchange."

Kichiro muscles between the two of you, grinning. "I bet you'll be exchanging more than that! MWAH MWAH MWAH"

Ai jumps up and palms his face, pushing him down to the ground before continuing her stride. Shikadai and you both laugh, and when he gets up, so is Kichiro. You suppose he has his own way of helping, too.

You note that she's grinning slightly, which might as well be an expression of sheer joy coming from her. It probably helps just to know that her friends care about her.

The trip back takes the rest of the day, but eventually you arrive at the village gates. Shikadai sighs as you all approach. "Well, I'm not sure whether or not we succeeded, but it sure was interesting. I've been on some pretty hairy missions before, but gotta say, I haven't fought a guy like that. I learned a lot, though."

Shikadai turns to your group, grinning. "The three of you are all pretty big loners, but you also work well as a group. Me and my team have always had to heavily rely on one another to be effective in combat. I think this experience is gonna help me be a better leader."

The guards let you all through, and you give him a thumbs up. "Well, that makes me feel a bit better. Things don't usually go south that quick, hehe. Maybe next time we'll get him."

He waves, heading back to his home. It's fairly early in the evening. "Maybe. See ya. I'll leave the report to you, since you're more experienced and all."

You frown. "I think all those compliments might have just been a lead up to that.."
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>>1238826
Sharingan- The Anti-Genjutsu eye.
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>>1238840

Kichiro chuckles, and slaps your back as he walks past. "He's right though, you're the bookworm! I gotta go home and check on my sister. Take it easy, guys."

Ai waves before turning to you. "You can come over tomorrow, in the afternoon. Goodnight."

You tell her goodnight.

You're standing at the gates of the village, a couple hours left in the day. You're pretty tired, so you don't really feel like reading or training. What do you want to do? You don't have to see Naruto yet. You'll write the report later tonight.

>A. Go on home and rest up. Your bro might be home.
>B. Go to the weapon's shop and see Tenten
>C. Try to find Hanto and talk to him
>D. Go to Ichiraku's and get something to eat
>E. Write-in
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>>1238844
>B. Go to the weapon's shop and see Tenten
Might as well see what she's come up with.
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>>1238826
woops didn't mean to quote you anon

Is this a jutsu you found in the wiki or came up with? Either way seems neat. High level for you but most really powerful Genjutsu is.

Stage 3 Sharingan actually have a form of automatic hypnosis. Though what it exactly does is vague, it could be similar to this.
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>>1238844
>B. Go to the weapon's shop and see Tenten
See whats new
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>>1238840
I think I'd like to see Ai win the Bowl because it would probably involve everyone pushing them together like neutron stars.

>>1238844
>A. Go on home and rest up. Your bro might be home.
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>>1238844
>>B. Go to the weapon's shop and see Tenten
Remember those wrist mounted senbon launchers Shizune used? Let's get some of those. We should also seal the fuma shuriken in a scroll, the things are too heavy.
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>>1238844
>>B. Go to the weapon's shop and see Tenten
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>>1238852
http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Kotoamatsukami

It's a very good genjutsu power, very scary stuff.
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>>1238852
I have no clue if there's something already like this.

I got it from thinking about Alucard's hypnosis. Though that'd be an S-rank use of it, of course. At that level, you can just tell an enemy ninja to shank themself.
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>>1238844
>D. Go to Ichiraku's and get something to eat
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>>1238866
Oh shit, that is extremely high level. Not even Sasuke could learn this.

Seems to be unique to Shisui from what I understand, but it's possible that a genjutsu gifted Uchiha with a Mangekyou Sharingan could learn it. Or just someone with a Mangekyou in general.
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>>1238890
Could we BS something to its effect? Kinda like Ai's psuedoshareingan.
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>>1238897
Dammit, no. Hypnotic Gaze is already pushing it.
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>>1238897
There's no way we're bullshitting what's essentially a kinjutsu. We're not a scientist, we can't even come up with new techniques on our level.
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>>1238682
Reposting at request

>At this point he doesn't care much, he recognizes you almost killed him so now his goal is getting refined from "Beat you in a fair fight" to "Beat you"

>His goal is to "Beat you"

Let that sink in for a second everyone. "Beat you". He doesn't care about his pride forcing a final destination confrontation anymore, he just wants us dead at his feet however he can make it happen. Are you ready for what comes next, for Shozoku willing to get the drop on us in any way possible? It begins, /qst/, and it begins now.

We need a water clones and water prison Jutsu combo. If we can get a water clone to just touch him once, we can have it utilize itself to become a water prison, leaving him helpless. This can either outright kill by drowning, or can stall him for a very long time as long as we have water clones sustain it, and if a water source is nearby, having them sustain it may be more cost effective than sustaining it ourselves, not to mention we would have both hands to use other jutsu, like temple of nirvana which could make him pass out while in the prison, ensuring a quick drowning. Water prison, if memory serves, is a B rank that would be plausible to learn with only two days study.

Another thing is we should get some tactical glasses Ten Ten could provide this . With all of the dirt, blood, acid, water lightning smoke and dust that get's thrown around every battle having something to keep our eyes protected and thus maintaining our focus and accuracy during intense moments could be a key factor, not to mention it would help us look stylish , which we desperately need.
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>>1238897
Maybe with sage jutsu one day you could emulate a similar effect, but nothing so powerful as Shisui's actual technique.

Ai's technique is simply enhancing her reactions speeds heavily, but using it for too long damages the eyes. She primarily uses it to line up shots with the Chidori.
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>>1238903
What if we figure out how to get the brain to release certain chemicals to simulate it, like oxycotone, serotonin, dopamine, vasopressin, ect.?
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>>1238907
I feel our team is very good as is on single target elimination. If Ai was the one against Shozuku she would've ended him, we just didn't practice with our tanto enough. We need more offensive ninjutsu to get rid of the cult mobs he carries around.
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>>1238924
Then, again, we would need to be a scientist, as well as a prodigy at medical ninjutsu. Or at least, we'd have to be friends with someone like that.
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>>1238930
I agree mass destruction techniques would be useful and i think we should get some, but we don't have access to much fire or the only notable water destruction ninjutsu that we could get soon, AKA water dragon jutsu. Any other water destruction are WAY beyond us as far as i know, like Kisame's shark bombs and such.

Water prison would allow one target to be screwed with a touch, maybe not so absolute as chemical bomb, but it has much more versatility, and can be used for capture should that be needed, versatility is our thing after all.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv7btgqaAGc

The shop should still be open, you think to yourself. It's not a long journey to the market center.

The city is as busy as ever, with people roaming around for the last hours of the day. They go about their business without a care in the world. The contrast to the Mist is as apparent as ever to you, and inside you can't help but feel a small twang of guilt. Not for any particular reason, you know it's not the common people's concern. The village is both fortunate and unfortunate. While it would be the obvious target of invasion, it's also true that the people living in it's walls will more or less always be prosperous. You suppose that's a risk that people just have to take, sometimes.

Of course, the guerilla nature of the attacks in the Mist mean that their hidden village is also probably under high security. Maybe even martial law, for all you know. Though, they likely wouldn't be too keen about releasing that type of information to news journalists. Thinking of all those people in the club, dancing their cares away, only serves to remind you how hard life is for the small towns on the countryside. Even your own little villages have their struggles.

A renewed sensation of duty helps to keep your spirits up. You'll always do your best to protect what you and your people have in this world, and no evil god is going to take away what Naruto and so many others worked to achieve.

Stepping through the doors to the weapon's shop, Tenten looks up from a catalogue. "Hey there! I'm glad you've stopped by. We recently finished that 'tactical' suit of yours. It's now navy blue, to actually be stealthy. You know, instead of frog green."

You chuckle. "Great, thanks. I'll be getting paid tomorrow, so I was wondering if there was any new stuff that you might have."

She nods. "Sure, take a look. I've got a few items I think you'd like."

Thankfully you didn't have to blow all your money on that bouncer when you bribed your way in.

>A. Buy some medium sized scrolls to keep your Fuuma Shuriken in
>B. Ask if she has wrist-mounted senbon launchers
>C. Ask if she's got any special goggles for eye protection
>D. Write-in
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>>1238972
Kisame's Shark Bomb is actually a lower rank than the Water Dragon. B and A rank respectively.

At least in my canon it is. That dragon is huge.
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>>1238977
>>C. Ask if she's got any special goggles for eye protection

>A. Buy some medium sized scrolls to keep your Fuuma Shuriken in
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>>1238977
>>C. Ask if she's got any special goggles for eye protection
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>>1238977
>A. Buy some medium sized scrolls to keep your Fuuma Shuriken in
>B. Ask if she has wrist-mounted senbon launchers
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>>1238977
>>C. Ask if she's got any special goggles for eye protection

>A. Buy some medium sized scrolls to keep your Fuuma Shuriken in

>B. Ask if she has wrist-mounted senbon launchers

Only one actually buys the stuff, the others just ask, so let's ask.
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>>1238977
>B. Ask if she has wrist-mounted senbon launchers
>C. Ask if she's got any special goggles for eye protection
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>>1238977
>>C. Ask if she's got any special goggles for eye protection
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>>1238977
>a
>B. Ask if she has wrist-mounted senbon launchers
>C. Ask if she's got any special goggles for eye protection
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>>1238977
>B. Ask if she has wrist-mounted senbon launchers
>C. Ask if she's got any special goggles for eye protection
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>>1239003
Shit that >a was entirely accidental. Disregard that.
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>>1238972
If we don't have any access to the good stuff yet, I want to spring for a couple of different hiding jutsus. We're relying on Haze Clone right now, and Hiding in Mist is good, but we've gotta preserve our ability to be an evasive bastard in a fight.

More than all that, though, I think we should practice social infiltration aka how to beat a henge test.
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What about smoke projectors? Or rather, small pressurized cans of smoke that propel said smoke in a narrow cone quite fast for a small period time. It could be really usefull in a fight/infiltrating scenario.
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>>1239015
Found it:

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Vanishing_Facial_Copy_Technique

It's a disguise technique that isn't foiled by touch.
Trouble is, it doesn't change the clothes or uniform, requiring some planning before the switch. Keikaku+10.
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>>1238990
>>1238991
>>1238994
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>>1238999
>>1239003
>>1239007
"I'd like two scrolls to keep my Fuuma Shuriken in. I think it'd be a lot better than carrying them on my back."

Tenten nods. "Alright. You'll have to draw the seals yourself, but it's not all that hard really. I'll put some instructions inside the scrolls, how to do it and all that. I used to spend whole days packing weapons into scrolls!"

You grin. "That makes sense. I bet you used even more weapons than Mari does."

She nods. "Yeah, my daughter's got a quite a few advantages. Number one is having me as a mother! Though, if her dad were here I'm sure he'd argue otherwise."

"I wish I could've met Neji. We heard about him in school. The Hokage says that he was a really great shinobi."

Her face softens, she's likely looking back on fond memories. "Yeah, that's for sure. He had a funny way of looking at life sometimes. Destiny and all that crap. Damn Hyuga used to be pretty backwards before Lady Hinata took over."

"Right, the whole branch family thing. That was in our textbooks too."

Tenten nods. "It was certainly..strange. Is there anything else you needed?"

You think for a few moments. "Do you have any goggles I could buy? I keep getting blood and dirt in my eyes when I'm on the field, it's a big pain. There's also these cool things I saw in a magazine. Wrist mounted senbon launchers, of a sort."

"Stay right there, I'll be back in a jiffy."

She heads into the back room, and you step over and look at the tools of the Sage of the Six Paths hanging on the wall. The most impressive is the huge fan. It's said that any normal man wouldn't have nearly enough chakra to use it, but apparently Tenten is capable of wielding it deftly.

The store-owner comes back out as quick as she said she would, laying a pair of goggles on the table. "Here you go! These are pretty lightweight, should still let you see fairly easily. They don't particularly have any special functions, so they're pretty cheap."

She lifts up a box, and blows off the dust before setting it on the counter. "These, however, are some antique pieces of equipment. I'm surprised you knew about them, in fact. The only person I know who uses them is Lady Shizune. Just pull up the sleeves on your shirt, and fire away! It's generally a good idea to lace them with some sort of poison before you leave the house, as well."

You look at the simple bracers. "Is this stuff gonna cost a lot?"

She shakes her head. "The most expensive things are the scrolls."

You go ahead and purchase everything, putting it in a bag with your new blue spandex suit.

Is there anything you'd like to ask Tenten before you leave?

>A. Write-in
>B. Head home for the night
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>>1239047
You've already got some smoke bombs, which are more or less the same
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>>1239137
Ideas on sword training, we kinda whiffed it on a once in a lifetime shot.
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>>1239137
>B. Head home for the night
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>>1239144
It was less your lack of ability and more his mooks throwing themselves in front of the attack.

Still not a bad idea though, you're mediocre without the sheath.
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>>1239137
>>A. Write-in
Antiques, huh? I thought they'd be more useful than individually poisoning senbon. What supplanted them?
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>>1239144
>>1239137
>B. Head home for the night

People keep saying we whiffed it, but we used the jet sheath for maximum kill power and were simply stopped by an enemy from outright killing him, and we just gravely wounded him instead. It was said it was simple luck, having another .5 in ken/taijutsu wouldn't have changed that. That said, training to use our sword is fine, but don't think that's the reason we didn't kill Shozoku. If you want to train with swords, let's see if Ai has any compatible jutsu for weapons and learn that and train.
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>>1239176
He was stuck and helpless for 3 seconds. If we can't kill a man in that amount of time we need to work on our lethality, period.
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>>1239141
Neato
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You know what we should've picked up? Wire strings. You know those cool moves Sasuke did where he tied people down at range and them set them on fire? That could've been us.
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>>1239137
>A. Write-in
Let Mari know we said hi
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>>1239144
>>1239153
"Antiques? I figured that they'd be pretty useful. What replaced them?"

She grins, wide. "Simply put, most people aren't good enough to use them. Senbon generally require a high amount of accuracy to do any real damage, and firing from a strange position like that doesn't help a whole lot. With your various poisons and medical knowledge, I bet you could put it to use. It takes a special skill set, is all. Hey, maybe you should ask Lady Shizune to teach you how to use them! She's a pretty damn good medical ninja."

"Right, thanks. I'll find her and ask sometime soon. By the way, I was wondering if you might be able to tutor me in some swordplay a little bit. I've been running into an enemy who uses a katana, and while the sheath helps a lot, I'd like to work on some fundamentals."

Tenten leans forward on the counter. "Always a good idea! Not sure if I'll have the time, though. Stop by when you can and we'll see if we can work something out. I'm getting ready to close up tonight, though."

"Okay. Oh, tell Mari I said hi, too."

"Sure thing. Hey, maybe she could show you! She'll be working here for the next few days, so I'm sure she'd appreciate a break."

You give her a thumbs up. "Sounds great! Good night."

You head home, the night sky completely dark. The various lights of the city tend to somewhat dilute the stars, but you keep your eyes on them anyways as you walk. You only bump into a pole once.

When you enter your house, you find that your brother's fast asleep on the couch, sprawled out from watching TV. You know it helps him sleep, so you leave it on for the noise. It also blocks out a bit of his snoring, for you.

You head to bed, and wake up ready for the day.

The only things you have to do today is report to Naruto at some point, and meet Ai in the afternoon. You could also go see Mari, but she'll be available for several days.

>A. Go to the training field and practice Boil Release some more
>B. Find Kichiro and ask him to teach you some fire jutsu
>C. Find Roku, and see if he could teach you a Water Jutsu
>D. Write-in
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>>1239204
You actually carry them, it's just that a lot of what he did required the Sharingan to have the reflexes for it.

The jutsu with the wire and fire you could learn, though. It's called dragon something or other.
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>>1239250
>>C. Find Roku, and see if he could teach you a Water Jutsu
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>>1239250
>A. Go to the training field and practice Boil Release some more
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>>1239250
>A. Go to the training field and practice Boil Release some more
Let's start by just trying to boil some water to make instant ramen
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>>1239257
Got it thanks.

http://naruto.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Release:_Dragon_Fire_Technique

Definitely something we should still try, tying someone down.

>B. Find Kichiro and ask him to teach you some fire jutsu
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>>1239250
>A. Go to the training field and practice Boil Release some more
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>>1239275
Also this maybe we should talk to ramen man too for his opinion
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>A. Go to the training field and practice Boil Release some more
chemical ninja a go-go.
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>>1239250
>C. Find Roku, and see if he could teach you a Water Jutsu

You mean Rokuro, a water using genin Kichiro fought, or Roku the medical nin?

And Roku needs to teach us the rock lee taijutsu lesson he OWES US.
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>>1239302
Roku. Roku also uses the water element, actually.

He combines water and medical ninjutsu to create those blood-based techniques.
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i wonder, in the magical world of naruto, if it is possible to gt an magical acid that acts like yo-yo ma from jojo, a type of acid that will only dissolve humans and coat out senbons in the stuff.
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>>1239343
Strange. What's the limitation for?
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>>1239250
>A. Go to the training field and practice Boil Release some more

I want to see his face when we can counter his dragon
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>>1239250
>A. Go to the training field and practice Boil Release some more
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>>1239355
so stuff like our senbons won't melt or become dull due to an acid dissolving it, also if it only works on humans we could pull of some real tricks, like putting it into a lake and having a bunch of ninja try to pull of the water walking technique only for their legs to start dissolving ( if it's possible to make the acid via boil release or something).
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>>1239401
That's an interesting thought, although I think the acid would be diluted enough by that much amount of water.
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>>1239446
True, but i am just brainstorming ideas. They all aren't gonna be good and a lot of them will probably have many flaws but that's what so great about quests, if your idea has a flaw people will point it out and in some cases even help you with the idea.
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>>1239446
>Implying we wouldn't replace the lake water entirely with clear human desolving acid (that we are immune to) before an encounter ever happens just to gain an advantage.

Someday
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>>1239468
That's fine. I like to do it as well.

Tangent: I was looking over Shizune's stats in the game, and we're almost identical in build. If we made this last mission we would've made jonin for sure.
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>>1239486
I'm not sure we could've killed Shozoku without letting several civilians be offed, which is exactly what Naruto told us to prevent.

Could we have though Mini? Could we have killed him AND saved the majority of the civs if we played our cards right? (And our allies.)
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>>1239499
Nah, he's endgame. We're just moving to filler villains after this.
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It's early morning, a deep chill hanging over the entire village. You strap on your jacket and head out.

You keep reading the book on Boil release on your way to the training field. When you arrive, it's mostly empty, so you decide to try to get to work on some more difficult stuff.

Honestly, you just want to be able to do it. While you don't think much of Shozuku for his wild personality, there's no denying one simple fact. He was able to master Boil release at such a young age, and he didn't even have a whole village of friends to support him through it.

You've had countless blessings and advantages in your own way, but an extreme work ethic has always been the core of your results. Now, here, the universe is telling you that it was all for nothing. That a single person born with a knack can overcome anyone, no matter the training or feelings behind it. You've always known that just getting up after being knocked down isn't enough to win a fight.

Thinking back, you recall the time you stood up against Boruto when your Underdog seal activated. At that time, it seemed like that simple act was enough to shatter what everyone thought of you. After taking the most powerful jutsu he knew, unlike all the others, you were able to get up again. But now, with your current foe, getting hit once means a certain death sentence. You have to go above, beyond, yet again.

Kneeling in the grass, your mind tries to wrap itself around the possibilities in front of you. In some way, you've always had an essence of fire burning deep inside of you. Combining that with the fluidity and adaptability of water means an entire new world of possibilities, if you can master it. But how!?

Time and time again, you use the Water Bullets Jutsu and try to mix your Fire chakra into it. You use your understanding of chemistry to it's fullest, but fail continually. The only thing you get out of it is lukewarm water, and an hour of effort does nothing to bring you closer to success. Frustrated, you pound your fist once into muddy earth.
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>>1239510

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daPo6q4FXDw

Flecks of dirty water splash against your face, and suddenly, you're given a bit of inspiration. Fire Jutsu were no easier the very first time. Staring down at that leaf, you could hardly make it smolder. With the careful application of standard practices, advice from your allies, and weeks of work, you managed to do it. But you had to start small. After the Leaf, it was just heating a senbon. Even then, you could hardly breath fire before you Sensei Hanto taught you a more efficient method.

There isn't anyone in the village who knows Boil release, but you can apply these same standard practices to it. Why wouldn't you be able to? Your mind reels, examining the totality of information that you know about Boil. Dots start to connect as you stare down into the muddy earth. There's a jutsu that the Mizukage knew to breath an acid mist. Water vapor turned into acid.

You move over to a dry spot hurriedly, and cross your legs. Though you've used a lot of chakra, you still have at least enough energy for this. You do the handsigns for the Hidden Mist Jutsu, adding a tiger seal at the end to mold some fire chakra.

You're only going to create a tiny, localized ball of mist. That's the idea, anyways. You're not exactly sure what's going to happen, but ideally, you'd make steam.

The effort required shocks you. In fact, you have to use every last ounce of chakra you have left to fuel the technique. Your underdog seal flares, activating and saving you from unconsciousness. If it wasn't for the seal, attempting this technique would have drained you from all your energy and left you helpless in the training field. It would have hidden the results of your technique from you.

Instead, you see the mist form directly in front of your face. It's not a neon green shade of acid, nor is it a boiling hot vapor. The color is an off white, barely indistinguishable from normal mist. You trace your hand through it, just the fingertips, and rub them together.

Your fingers are slick.

Soap?

SOAP?

You stand up, and yell. "SOAAAP!!"

You throw your fists into the air, yelling at the top of your lungs. "I DID IIIIIT!"

"I MADE SOOOAAAP!"
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>>1239514


Your mind recalls your moment of victory over Boruto, and though there is no roaring crowd, you feel just as ecstatic. To most, the off-color vapor in front of you has no meaning at all. It's nothing, not even a technique. But to you, it's the foundation of the rest of your life, it's self affirmation.

Again and again, your fists strike the air. Your complete lack of energy means nothing to you as you leap all around, achieving the most important victory of all. The only one that matters to you. Not victory over your opponent, but over your own limits. Hard work is a talent all to it's own. It's only with all the work that you've done over the course of your life that you reached this moment. Months spent working at what to others, might have been an empty, pointless effort.

It takes you a few minutes to calm down, and you immediately want to get to work on practicing the technique even more. However, there's some investigation to be done with it. You need to go to the Academy and see if the teachers will let you use a chemistry set, so you can test what exactly the properties of this soapy mist you've invested are.

Your skin crawls with excitement, and you kneel down and giggle quietly to yourself. "Hehehehe..I've invented a jutsu!"

Where do you want to go, for now?

>A. Go see Naruto and give your report
>B. Go get something to eat at Ichiraku's
>C. See if you can find your sensei Hanto, and tell him about the technique you're working on.
>D. Write-in
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>>1239520
>>A. Go see Naruto and give your report
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>>1239520
>A. Go see Naruto and give your report
Work first, then Ichiraku's. Put on your solemn face on for your Hokage.
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>>1239520
>C. See if you can find your sensei Hanto, and tell him about the technique you're working on.
Let's see if we can workshop this. ASk if he knows anything about chemistry, or anyone else than knows about chemistry.
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>>1239520
>A. Go see Naruto and give your report
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>>1239514
>Instead, you see the mist form directly in front of your face. It's not a neon green shade of acid, nor is it a boiling hot vapor. The color is an off white, barely indistinguishable from normal mist. You trace your hand through it, just the fingertips, and rub them together.
>Your fingers are slick.
>Soap?
>SOAP?
>You stand up, and yell. "SOAAAP!!"
>You throw your fists into the air, yelling at the top of your lungs. "I DID IIIIIT!"
>"I MADE SOOOAAAP!"

....Well... I'll be goddamned. TAKESHI YOU CRAZY SON OF A GUN YOU DID IT, YOU ACTUALLY STARTED BOIL RELEASE.

God i thought we wouldn't even SEE results prior to the time skip.

>>1239520
>A. Go see Naruto and give your report

Then we train with Ai, then get a chemistry set, and begin the madness.
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>>1239520
Literally the slipperiest ninja of our generation.
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I want to see someone's reaction to Takeshi doing stuff like being able to use the boil release, they will probably just look at him and think what even are you. I mean come on he been learning about this stuff for a few months and all ready he has learned some basic elemental jutsus of his opposite element, now starting a mixture of said element and his natural.
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>soap release
well that was anticlimactic, hopefully it has some interesting uses down the line
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>>1239574
>we coat Shozuku in soap to neutralize his acid release jutsu
>we turn him into a literal basic bitch
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>>1239520

>D. Hope nobody saw you raving about making soap like a lunatic or something.

>D. Nah, on second thought you made fucking soap, all y'all motherfuckers can just deal! YOU MADE SOAP! FUCK YEAH!
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>>1239582
You mean besides the fact that soap is an entire league above anything a ninja normally prepares for in terms of terrain?
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>>1239582
Bases (which soap is) neutralize acid, also strong bases are even worse than strong acids to deal with, since they cause skin and flesh break down, but not fat, so everything gets real slippery and fucking hard to get off, even as it eats you. Also we can set it on fire for napalm.
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>>1239607
Oh god, Takeshi is gonna become the equivalent of an alchemist bomber in tabletops.
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>>1239621
hey wait, don't those guys suck?
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>>1239607
why stop at napalm when we can have dynamite
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>>1239628
i meant in concept, in terms of effectiveness, well I'll let Takeshi's life choices speak about how useful he could be with those abilities.
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>>1239582
In addition to everything else everyone has said i want to say one thing.

TRY MAKING NINJA SEALS WHEN YOUR HANDS SLIP TOGETHER AND WON'T FORM JUTSU PROPERLY. AHAHAHAHA
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>>1239641
Oh damn, Napalm, Dynamite, Hard countering ALL of Shozoku's shit, alcohol clouds, dynamically fucked terrain, we can really fuck people up.


>Soap Dragon Jutsu!
>Everyone stops for a second as a giant white soap dragon forms
>They stop sniggering when the guys who got hit scream in agony unable to get any of it off before they become puddles of goop.
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Don't make Takeshi say it again

He's a Cleaner
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>>1239621
>Is called The Soap Ninja in BINGO books.
>Gets laughed at for the name
>Nobody takes him seriously
>But the veterans know
>They know, and they pray that they never have to listen to one of his "Fun Facts"
>"Hey, did you know most kinds of soap are flammable?"
>"Did you know that while strong bases can rapidly degrade skin, muscle, and most organ tissue, it leaves fat deposits relatively alone?"
>"Did you know Napalm is a basic compoud?"
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>>1239676
> Soap Dragon
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZeyNVms7jw

The excitement dies down after a little while, though only because you're so tired. Whatever that technique was, you're going to have to seriously refine it if you want to get some use out of it.

That's for later, though. Once you manage to wipe the grin off your face, you take out the scroll that you've gone ahead and written your report on. Taking a brief glance over it, you think about how you want to explain the situation to Naruto.

After reviewing it, you head on out. The sun is shining, and all the feelings of regret and guilt that you've been dealing with are totally washed away. It's almost as if a great burden you didn't realize you were carrying has been lifted. Thoughts of all your friend's faces as you tell them what you've done makes you grin even more.

Soon enough, you find yourself at the Hokage's office. The assistant smiles as you approach. "Hello, Takeshi. Here to report on your mission?"

You nod. "That's right. Is he in right now?"

She chuckles. "Sure is. He's as busy as ever, though. I think he might be getting slogged down in all the paperwork, so I'm sure he'll be happy to see you for a second."

She lets you on through, and you open up the doors to see stacks of paper all around. There's even more clones than before, and it seems as if the paper rises high enough to make little forts in some places. You're unsure if it's piled up so much because of all the recent trouble, or if Naruto's just bad at paperwork. It's probably a combination of both. From what you understand, the Hokage was never known for his bureaucratic skills.

He looks up from behind a wall of paper, and waves. "Takeshi! Thank goodness, I was hoping someone would come by so I could take a break?"

You chuckle. "Actually, I came to deliver the report on my mission."

Though you can't see him, you presume he's folding his hands into his face from behind the paper. "Uggghhh. Just set it on my desk, I'll take a look at it later. Just give me the short version for now, please."

You think for a moment. "Alright. Well, the mission wasn't really too much of a success I think. We didn't find any information on Jashinists captains, but, that's mostly because we ran in with the leader himself."

Naruto stands up. "What!? He was right out in the open!?!?"

He mimes tearing his hair out in frustration, though you can see he's not actually hurting himself. "I hate this guy!! Who does that!? If I'd have known he was just sitting in the club, I'd have sent a team of Jounin!"
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>>1239745


You laugh, sheepishly. "Sorry we weren't able to beat him. We managed to destroy the club and reduce civillian deaths, though. A couple of people were injured, and I'm not exactly sure what the aftermath looked like. When the Mist shinobi started to arrive, we were leaving. I figured it was best not to get mixed up in some sort of international affair, considering the situation over there.."

Naruto's head hits a stack of paperwork, and he groans. "It's not your fault. It's mine. Time and time again, I keep thinking we can predict their movements, but either they do something completely crazy, or they get an edge on our intelligence. We tightened up security and got them out of the country, but even then.."

You frown. "Well, I wouldn't blame yourself too much. The leader seems kind of crazy, I mean, to the point where he puts himself in danger. I wrote about in the report, but it seems to me he's only gotten this far through intimidation, raw talent, and threatening the right people. Lots of luck, too."

Naruto nods. "Right. Thank you. Was there anything else you needed?

>A. Ask/tell Naruto something else
>B. That's all, Lord Hokage
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>>1239755
>>A. Ask/tell Naruto something else
dood

Soap no jutsu
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>>1239755
>A. Ask/tell Naruto something else

Giddily whisper to Naruto that you learned boil release, then tell him about the soap. Show it to him if he wants to see it.
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>>1239755
>>A. Ask/tell Naruto something else
He REALLY hates me, and seems to have instructed his cultists to target me first. He will probably strike at my freinds or family to get to me or attack me during a mission. He seems obsessed with being the strongest, and the fat I keep dealing him wounds and fight like a regular shinobi seems to draw his ire. In short I think I would make good bait. Also I figured out boil release. I made soap.
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>>1239755
>A. Ask/tell Naruto something else
"I'm heading down to Ichiraku's. Want to come along?"

We're gonna get sick watching him eat, but it's worth it.
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>>1239755
>A. Ask/tell Naruto something else

I have successfully made my first steps into learning the Boil Release
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>1239755
>A. Ask/tell Naruto something else
>>1239773
Also this but leave out the bait part.
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>>1239770
You're unable to do it right now, unfortunately. The rough version you did earlier was only a tiny puff, and it completely drained you of all remaining energy. Without your seal you'd have never even realized you did it. Feel free to tell him though
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>>1239778
>>1239773
Adding taking the Hokage to eat because fuck the man has earned it.
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>>1239755
>>A. Ask if Naruto wants to go grab something to eat at Ichiraku's. He could use a break.
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>A. Ask/tell Naruto something else
The leader seems to show disregard for everything else when i am involved and will probably try to get to me in anyway possible.
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>>1239790
I'll throw my vote behind this. (And maybe after eating we could get enough chakra back to try again.)
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>>1239755

>A. Ask the Hokage about useful ways to use soap in combat.

This is Naruto. If he hasn't figured out pranks utilizing soap, I'll eat my hat.
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>>1239820
I hope so, we've got Ai to meet as well. I'm not going to want to imagine our intestines tomorrow if we pop soldier pills on top of oodles of ramen.
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>>1239762
>>1239770
>>1239773
>>1239778
>>1239782
>>1239785
>>1239790
>>1239804
>>1239820
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYa5x95tueU

"Ah, well, there was something else that wasn't in the report. A recent development, you could say.."

You scratch your cheek, and grin widely. Naruto looks up, surprised. "Hm? What's this?"

"I've discovered a small way to use Boil Release."

Naruto jumps over his desk, knocking a stack of papers over. Clones behind him pick it up while grumbling angrily. "You WHAT!? You mean like Shozuku can do? You've made acid??"

You smile innocently. "Well, not quite. I'm not combat ready at all, either, but I was able to produce soap using fire nature chakra and water nature chakra. Well, more like a soapy mist."

Naruto blinks, his face going completely blank. "Eh? Soap?"

You nod. "Yeah!"

He sighs, and straightens up. "Huh, well I guess that could be useful. Make people slip. Strange, the only ninja I've heard of using soap techniques was uh...well. Huh. You're saying you came up with this all on your own? I've always known boil release to primarily be used for steam or acid. I think there was a Jinchuriki who used bubbles in some fashion, but it wasn't quite soap."

You give him a thumbs up. "That's right! This is a Takeshi original! It's better than you might think too, Lord Hokage. Soap isn't just soap, it's a base!"

He blinks at you. "Ah, yes, of course!"

You stare up at him for a few moments longer.

The room is quiet.

"You don't know what that is, do you?"

He frowns. "Don't tell anyone about this please."

You laugh heartily, and smile. "I'll explain it to you in a moment. How about we go get some Ramen to celebrate, huh?"

Naruto smiles. "That sounds great. I could use a break anyway. You know, I figured you were going to be something special Takeshi. Right from the moment you beat Roku in the Chunin Exams, I knew you weren't just an average shinobi."

Clones behind him grumble. "This is bullshit, we have to stay here and work while he goes to eat ramen??"

Naruto turns around. "Hey, be quiet! We should go before they get too rowdy."

The two of you walk outside the office, and you fold your hands behind your head, smiling. "You know, that's what makes it feel so great, Lord Hokage. I am just an average shinobi!"

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That's all for tonight folks. I'll be here to answer any questions you might have, for a bit.

Next time I'll be running is Wednesday night, at 7 PM.
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>>1239879
thanks for running
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>>1239879
Didn't tell him about Shozoku being at least partially obsessed with us?
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>>1239889
You'll explain it more as you're eating Ramen with him, next thread. It's also in the report a tad bit.
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>>1239879
Today was tight. Feel good, don't stress out.
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>>1239879
Thanks as always for running Mini. Fucking fantastic that we made a new jutsu.
Are we gonna be able to add a lemony fresh scent to our bubbles? Is soap dragon a possibility in the future as well? If we get a large enough chakra pool, can we start mass producing cleaning supplies as a way to supplement our income?
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>>1239887
>>1239895
>>1239898
Hope everyone had a good time.

Soap dragon is within the realm of possibility. Next couple of threads are mostly going to be training, and exploring your new ability.

You could make takeshi brand soap at some point, but it'd likely be far too difficult to mass produce. I suggest getting impressionable young adult males to make your soap for you, in abandoned housing.
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friend reaction to Takeshi making a new justsu and the fact that it is soap based.
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>>1239916
Are we gonna be able to produce solid soap? I just wanna nail Shozuku with a bar of soap, but it could be more useful than that.
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>>1239930
You'll be able to see people's reactions as you tell them about it when you meet them. I'm sure you can imagine the varieties of shock

>>1239933
You probably won't be able make solid soap until you get good with it. Could take you quiet a while, for now you're fairly restricted to liquids or vapors.
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>>1239879
>Clones behind him grumble
Clone rebellion when?
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>>1239951
wasn't that a thing already?
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>>1239916
If we cover someone in soap, and their hands get all slippery, would it make it so that they couldn't form hand seals right, considering the precision required with them? Could we effectively temporarily shut down a ninja from using most jutsu?
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>>1239947
soapy rasengan when
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>>1239947
Could we make a liquid base that eats people? Or Alcohol mist jutsu?
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>>1239879
>Boruto sees us eating dinner with his dad
>Asks the clone he's with why that clone is dealing with Takeshi
>Clone tells him that that's the real Naruto and puffs into smoke
>Himawari and Hinata both take turns on our dick as Boruto cries in the streets
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>>1239976
Hinata is NARUTOSEXUAL man. We're not him so never had a chance.
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>>1239916

So, water techniques are easier to use when there's a source of water around. Is the same true of soap? Should we start carrying some with us?

We should probably start carrying some with us. Yes.
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>>1239998
>Takeshi drops the soap
>He not gay he just made a bomb that could take out a city block.
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>>1239990
>Implying a need to spite Boruto isn't stronger than trivialities like sexual preference
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>>1240037
It is for monofocused Hinatatas. Himawari is enough regardless.
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>>1239976
I'd pay mini to make it happen

mini what's your paypal
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>>1239976

The fuck is wrong with you?

This quest is pure, and Mini won't stoop to doing stupid shit like that.

If you really want to see it so bad, write it yourself or have someone else do it.

On another note, i thought Boruto made it out of being a little shit, and into the bro zone, why do that to him?
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>>1239951
It's happened a few times already

>>1239958
Potentially

>>1239963
Maybe one day, Naruto did a Lavasengan at one point after all.

>>1239964
Yes and yes

>>1239998
not particularly, you have to make it yourself in order to have the desired effects properly take place.

>>1240047
I can't be bought, sorry anon!
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>>1240069
Is the technique Roku is willing to teach us from Lee the first gate? If not, could we potentially learn it anyway from Rock lee?

I'd like to at least get to the second gate, so that we can go explosive on the offense and then heal ourselves at the end.
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>>1239916
all this soap stuff reminds me of fight club

can anyone imagine planting a genjutsu of a dick pic inside Shozoku's head just to stop him for a split second? it worked for naruto against kaguya
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>>1240068
I wouldn't pay to make something like that happen. It needs to happen naturally, and with accordance with the plot.

Boruto will always be a little shit, even if he respects us. He needs to be humbled further. Be knocked down entirely before rebuilding.
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>>1240068
He cheated against Shikadai. He's got Naruto's stubbornness with a cock mongler personality.
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>>1240111
>He needs to be humbled further
Not by fucking his mom though anon, his sister though... Will never happen because anons have never built up the required social links.

>>1240114
He's a punk, but he's starting to grow into a less volatile punk, and if things go a certain way we might spend time with him for an entire timeskip in which we help him deal with his attitude problem.
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>>1240145
to be fair, we'd have to be ridiculously good for any clan head to allow a non-clan ninja to marry into their special bloodlines.
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>>1240091
He might be, later on. At the moment you're far below the requirements.

He actually doesn't know the first gate himself though, so I should say that someone else could teach you. Like Kichiro or Hanto.
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>>1240155
So, were getting really close to Naruto, how close are we to being his errand boy? Think he'll ever invite us for dinner?
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>>1240195
Maybe one day in the future. Not likely before part 1 of the quest ends, too busy for him to eat usually.

He does really like you, though
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>>1240223
Ok cool...
So Himawari, we haven't heard from her in a while.
Since we didn't get to see our friends summon can you tell us or will that come up later.
In guessing Shikadai got Rat and Kichiro got Tiger.
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>>1240243
Whoops some i meant to get rid of that first part.
My question was gonna be about Himawari, and her development but its whatever and as relevant as anyone else's so meh.
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>>1240243
>>1240258
I'll go ahead and tell you since it was just going to be a short comedy scene.

Shikadai's summon has actually already been introduced. He signed his mother's contract, with the weasels.

Kichiro has the rats. He would have attempted the summon only to get a useless little mouse.
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>>1240266
Old boy Kichiro is gonna be a ratman.
That's the greatest plot twist all thread.

Weasels are pretty fitting for Shikadai. I love how much both of his lineages come together in is combat style. Im a real sucker for that shit. That's why I like Mari and Sadara so much, and why im more invested in Himawari that the other Z tier girls.
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>>1240069
Could we make stronger bases in the future? Or steam?
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>>1240266
When will himawari become obsessed with us like her mom with naruto?

we're pretty close to early-ish naruto in terms of personality. like after zabuza naruto
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>>1240266

So Ai will get the Tigers?
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>>1240304
Certainly, with time you could do everything that you've seen and much more.

Boil Release is actually hugely versatile.

>>1240312
Depends on a few things, won't say what though

>>1240314
Nah. Someone else you know has tigers as a secret weapon.
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>>1240314
She will get Dogs or Wolf prob'ly.
It fits her better in the end.

>>1240314
>Himawari is still possible for waifu
Welp there goes my plans for the night.

Also how's Ai doing.
Her story is really heartwarming, and im really starting to feel responsible for her development as a person.
I think she needs some family in her life you know,. Going home to an empty house and eating alone after the shit she when through-oh i just wanna hug her.
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>>1240321
If Himawari get's obsessive over Takeshi i think that'll seal the deal for a lot of anons, and it would be funny to see history repeat itself in a sense, especially if we become hokage or some other great leader or such.

Guessing It's Mari. I hope It's Mari. Yasu would fit too, but i think It's Mari.
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>>1240321
I must admit though, I'm disappointed that our squad didn't get the summons we chose not to get, i guess now we'll never get to see the Ai of the tiger.
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>>1240467
Hoho, I've thought of a lot of Ai based puns but that one skipped me anon, good one.
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>>1240473
Both threads archived because Goddammit Mini and Goddammit Misarchiver

Start being more responsible before i crash Konoha with no survivors

It will be extremely painful
. for you.
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>>1240508
Oh jeez you're right, sorry, I forgot about that.

I'll start doing it early, not many threads left anyways.
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>mention wanting to make a Soap release ninja quest
>Takeshi's first use of Boil is soap
Well there goes that then. Not mad though, mini will do a great job.

I suggest we do something like Caesar from JoJo and find ways to supress enemies by placing them inside a bubble, placing bubbles in the air as mines (they could hold something else inside, maybe?), and do other shenanigans.
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>inviting Naruto to eat ramen
Thank god he has a lifetime pass, or we'd be broke
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So what is Takeshi's trademark soap fragrance gonna be? I'm personally down for strawberry.
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>>1240620
Extra normal
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>>1240620
Gotta go with classic Lemon
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>>1240627
I'm a fan of lemon personally

but you know what, strawberry is good too

maybe strawberry lemonade for the girls
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>>1240632
Wait...can we make strawberry lemonade with boil release? How versatile is this shit?
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>>1240633
I meant strawberry-lemonade scented soap

It is very versatile, regardless. Anons have all posted lots of valid ideas in this thread
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>>1240635
Whatever the case, I'm glad Takeshi actually has use for chemistry textbooks now. Shit's gonna be fun to brainstorm about.
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>>1239514
>"I MADE SOOOAAAP!"
Mother of fucking god takeshi, you may have just made a base that saponified your figners.
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>>1240639
Welp, read through the rest of the thread. Takeshi gets base release.

Mini, was this inspired by our discussions about possible uses of bases in boil release, or was it cooked up beforehand.
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>>1240649
I think it's more that our Base Release neutralizes Shozuku's Acid Release. Keeping in line with how we're kinda polar opposites.
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>>1240653
Either way I'm quite happy.

On another note, Takeshi will now be the cleanest ninja in existence.
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>>1240649
>>1240653
I did intend for you guys to get Boil release in the form of bases from very early on, since I introduced Shozuku more or less.

As for the polar opposite bit, this is true, but you guys are also the same in many many ways. It's more the situations surrounding you are opposites.

I'll go into more detail about it over time. Boil release was perfect for this, because you guys could technically still have the same element but be opposite with it.
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>>1240665
So are we gonna be able to request some Jonin to come on our next mission? We seem to have a knack for getting into fights with the final boss of the Jashinists and heavy hitters would be very helpful.
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>>1240666
a Jonin is coming with you on your next mission, yes. Your sensei Hanto
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>>1240672
>Your sensei Hanto
I'M HYPE
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New quest theme to match our base powers: https://youtu.be/cGYHEBpX2xQ
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>>1240672
So considering the rather underwhelming soapy nature of MC's first successful boil release, I guess we've ascended from "Some Ninja" to "Basic Bitch".
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Hey Mini, does Takeshi wear those retarded ninja sandals that everybody else seems to love?
If he does, can we change to something that doesn't invite bullshit to the bottom of our feet, like boots or some tabi?
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>>1240778
Fuck off, we're not a real ninja without the ninja sandals
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>>1240782
Ninja sandals are dumb and everybody else is dumb for wearing them in the field. Especially when boots exist.
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>we have base release
We need to make bleach no jutsu
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>>1240767
wouldn't "Bassed as fuck" work better
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>>1240778
Nah you got boots on

Gotta protect your toes
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>>1241007
So how did Naruto react to Takashi explaining what a base is and how it works against an Acid
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>>1241081

"Whut?"
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>>1241081
>>1241234
Naruto is not a smart man.
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>>1241081
We will see next time, anon. Naruto going from elated that Takeshi can use Boil to stonefaced that he made soap is classic Naruto humor and I think it's my favorite moment in a while.
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>>1241081
Takeshi should use a fire and water analogy, they can both kill you in different ways if exposed to too much of them, but if you put them together they fizzle out and become harmless. It's about the safest way to explain it to Narutard.

That reminds me, Naruto - nine tails + explosion release would have been a trippy as hell quest.
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>>1240789
Kishimoto actually admitted in an interview that the only reason they wear them is because he likes drawing toes.
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>>1241720
footfags, not even once
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>>1241740
kek. So will the Mist hear about this after the fact? How annoyed were they about JUST missing a chance to take the Jashinists down a peg?
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>>1241750
The Mist is actually wary about raiding compounds, considering it's possible they could use the footage to spin it as another attack on the rebels. Naruto's going to be sending them the report soon, but at the moment they have no idea what the hell happened at the club, other than that there were very few civilian casualties and the building was destroyed. They chased off Shozuku with little issue mostly, he'd spent a large amount of chakra on his Human Bomb jutsu.
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>>1241771
If it were entirely up to you, who would you rather you see us go on a training timeskip with, Nart or Sauce?

Explaining why is optional.
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>>1241786
You won't answer this will you.
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>>1241799
Not until after we make the choice.
How is everyone feeling about the choices to come?
Im starting to get that one Anon’s point about having a stationary lab in the village to study Boil, but i still maintain that Sausage is the better choice for the overall benefits, and character development purposes.
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>>1241786
>>1241799
>>1241819
For me? It's Naruto

it'll make certain story things have more impact. The same is true with Sasuke, just different things.
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>>1241832
Huh. Any reason why? At least that you're willing to say? Also White(color of death but a good guy color of purity) vs. an acerbic green (typically representing disease and being a bad guy color almost unilaterally.)

Can you foreshadow any harder?
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>>1241946
Probably not, I've tried to hit every point I could think of.

As for why, can't really say.
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>>1242027
Next thread when?
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mini, in an earlier thread Takesgi thought bout how one day everyone will surpass him and he will become useless, is that a possibility for this quest, that if we don't train as much as we will become essentially the weakest ninja.
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>>1242075
Why would we not train as much?
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>>1242071
Tomorrow at 7

>>1242075
It's a possibility, sure. But you smartly tend to use all your time working.

Talent gives immediate returns, and a clear path upwards. But your hard work has resulted in lots of grinding, coming towards an inevitable crescendo from combined experience and knowledge.

If you slacked off at all, you wouldn't have been able to unlock Boil.
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>>1242085
Would boil be more powerful/give us more versatility if we buckle down and study chemistry?
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>>1242089
Certainly. Hell, you basically have to, in order to understand what you've currently made and what exactly the effects are.
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>>1242092
Hmmmm, who among our contacts has the most knowledge on chemistry? Who could we conceivably have help us the most in understanding/coming up with more techniques?
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>>1242102
One more thing in favor of Sasuke. Dude spent three years hanging out with Orochimaru and married Sakura. On the other hand Naruto doesn't know what soap is made of.
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>>1242152
Several things against Sasuke

Why would he learn any chemestry from Orochimaru?

How does being married to a doctor give you any medical knowledge?

Having a mobile workspace would kill any attempts at learning chemistry, thereby hurting Boil release.

Nalt isn't the only teacher here, the main reason I'm for B, is because we get to stay in Konoha.
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>>1242152
>and married Sakura.
You say that like he's smart.
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>>1242177
>>1242176
He's smarter than Naruto. And there's no way he didn't pick things up. You think he let Orochimaru fill him full of ninja steroids without knowing what they were? His whole deal is instant learning! HE HAD OROCHIMARU'S SOUL INSIDE HIM! HE CAN CANONICALLY SEE MOLECULES!
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>>1242192
>You think he let Orochimaru fill him full of ninja steroids without knowing what they were?
Yes. That's literally what he did when he left.
>His whole deal is instant learning!
His whole deal is instant memorization. Just because you know how to do something doesn't mean you know the mechanics behind it. He could memorize a piano number, but he wouldn't know how to read sheet music, let alone make anything original.
>HE CAN CANONICALLY SEE MOLECULES!
I can see buildings. I don't know how to build them though.
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mini, even though there have been waifu wars, how in the 7 circles o hell are you gonna write a romance plot for Takeshi, you know the guy to busy improving himself to ever really think about anything else.
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>>1242244
Most of them would probably pursue us in some form.
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>>1242176
Reminder B team was Sauske team.

>>1242192
I think your giving him more credit than he deserves. Sauske may be smarter than Naruto but i dont think he knows advanced chemistry or can see molecules.

Things are looking pretty dim for B team. Guess i should have seen that coming, but hey it's Mini we are talking about here. I'm sure we won't truly know what's what until we get there, but i can say one thing for sure.

Whoever can better equip us to use Boil release, has already won.
Unless of course they both provide equally viable methods to study it, in which case its up in the air.
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>>1242244
He's just gonna wake up one morning at his wedding and be really confused on how he married Shikadai without noticing
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>>1242258
Oh yeah. Sorry.
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>>1242261
Nah, Shikadai's noble family would not allow him to marry a no name ninja gay. We'd be his mistress.
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>>1242289
The Nara clan? The same clan who doesn't have a motto because making one was effort? I can't see them caring
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>>1242244
It's probably going to be difficult for you to have a "normal" relationship at any point. Things are going to be changing.
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>>1242424
Tell me... Can love bloom on the battlefield?
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>>1242424
how are things gonna change?
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>>1242435
potentially

>>1242437
drastically
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>>1242497
So are Kichiro and Ai going to try and get their own dual natured releases?
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>>1242519
Nah, they'll work on advancing what they have.
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>>1242560
So is the "final" mission just going to be the original squad 13 VS Shozuku?
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Takeshi, the worlds first soap ninja, they laugh at him now but when an entire squad of ninja go missing and all that can be found is goop and fat tissue they won't be laughing then.
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>>1242579
>implying we leave any organic matter whatsoever
Don't you know Anon?
Mr. Clean gets it done.
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>>1242598
you son a bitch, this hurt my sides for two minutes.
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>>1242598
>A town is found totally devoid of life
>No rats, no crows, no plants, no cockroaches, no people
>On the plus side it is incredibly clean and move in ready!
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>>1242579
Don't forget that weak concentrations of bases have a delayed corrosive effect. So even people who just get a small exposure and manage to walk away from a fight with us will feel incredible pain a few hours later after it's done working its way through their skin. Takeshi's basically got the potential to become a walking war crime.
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>>1242737
Oh, and sodium hypochlorite, the active compound in bleach, can actually cause allergic hypersensitivity to sodium hypochlorite. So anyone that survives fighting us will be more susceptible to our attacks the next time we fight.
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>>1242576

Not quite as simple as that, but more or less.

>>1242598
top clean
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>>1242724
>A ninja convoy is travelling through the woods, transporting illegal weapons
>A faint lemony scent wafts through the air
>half the company deserts at that point
>then come the senban soaked in dish soap
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>>1242811
on the bright side, who ever Takeshi is gonna marry is never gonna have to worry about cleaning the house.
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>>1242819
>Hey honey, can you clean the house tomorrow?
>Sure thing. Just gotta move all the furniture outside...
>Without the soap dragons this time please.
>BUT THEY'RE SO FUN TO MAKE!
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>>1242811
Takeshi Fresh Lemon-Scented Anti-Ninja Spray(tm)

Spray it literally anywhere and enemy ninjas will keep a 100km distance
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>>1242773
>The more we fight someone the more potent our techniques are against them

Oh god i love it.

>>1242805
Please don't let Hanto die. Inb4 "That's up to you."

>>1242819
>>1242811
In warfare or suburbia Takeshi always cleans house.
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>>1242819
I guess this means we'll be the househusband then?
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>>1243558
Yep, and we'll always keep the house clean.

Because you can't have dirt and lint laying around to pollute your work-space when you're making radical experimental poisons in your alchemy lab now can you?

Pic hopefully never related.
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>>1243561
I think we'd be better off getting a dedicated position in the science corps if we're gonna be experimenting with the chemical composition of our boil release. We'd actually be really valuable considering how we're gonna be one of the few people left in the world who actually specialize in it.
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>>1242737

>Basically

Ha.

>>1243558

...You know, I can actually see this. I mean, except for the fact that Takeshi loves his job being a ninja, but yeah.
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>>1243786
We can do both. We can do anything damnit.
Obsessive dedication to training will overcome all obstacles.
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>>1243558
Nope, We'd be training while soaps clones cleaned.
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Alright, anons. Design Boil Release: Basic Bitch Jutsu.
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>>1243917
I liked the sound of the compound that makes you hyper allergic to other compounds. Maybe that?
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Hello Anons. Won't be running tonight as planned, I've just gotten home from work via walking. Ride bailed on me. I'm fairly tired, but we'll pick things back up tomorrow.
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>>1244628

Suuuuuuuure they will.
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>>1244628
Well fuck. Sorry to hear about your ride, man. Rest well.
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>>1244628
They bailed on you? Man, what a dick. You should Wash their mouth out with soap. Feel better Mini, see you tomorrow.
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>>1245583
>>1246123
It's all good. New updates coming momentarily.
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>>1247938
I just caught up with the quest. It's a very good quest Mini
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>>1247938
We gonna stay in this thread or you gonna make a new one?
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>>1247950
Thanks anon, glad you've enjoyed it. I'll be continuing this thread in a few minutes if you'd like to join in

>>1247959
This thread
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>>1247938
Yes, the run landed on my off day and I'm here for a live thread again!

So do we hardcore research soap powers then or.... literally anything else, our genjutsu needs some more powerful stopping options IMO, as does water ninjutsu, some more water options would be nice.

Inb4 Bitch how dare you even SUGGEST we not immediately pump the bejeezus out of our soap powers, are you completely retarded you filthy ningen?
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>>1247980

Bitch how dare you even SUGGEST we not immediately pump the bejeezus out of our soap powers, are you completely retarded you filthy ningen?
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>>1247963
That's why I'm here. I will stay even if it's late in my country.

It's a pity that Boruto is going on hiatus soon when the timeskip comes.
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>>1247980
Honestly, I'd spread it around. Soap powers are great, but they get buffed by learning more fire and water jutsu, also we're currently not going to make a lot of headway with it, so things that buff chakra control (genjutsu, and healing) would help too.
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>>1247996
>they get buffed by learning more fire and water jutsu
That'd give it more power, not necessarily more versatility or help us understand it better. I assume.
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>>1247980
Soap powers are going to be the most amazing power ever.
We need to start researching more about chemistry. A release that uses pure chemistry is the most powerful if you use it well. Is like one of the foundations of the universe together with physics.
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>>1247984
>Filthy ningen

ZAMASU!
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>>1247999
actually all three, we can directly apply soap nature to any water or fire jutsu we learn. So basically we learn that fire/water AND a soap jutsu move. Yes we can conceivably make soap and foam(mist but they now smell and seem to have realistic weight) clones.
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>>1247996
Soap powers are great, but they get buffed by learning more fire and water jutsu

I want Boil release, Soap prison jutsu.

I want to trap someone in a chemical death prison with just the touch of a clone or our own hand. THAT is some stopping power for close range that we could put to use. And they can't use jutsu or raw force to escape it either.

Except maybe a jinchuriki, but that's about it. And bullshit hyuga.
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>>1248011
>And bullshit hyuga.
Also bullshit Uchiha and anyone with Rinnegan
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2 words....
Soap clones.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqq_-ixMHi0

You and Naruto walk side by side down the main road, heading towards Ichiraku's. People all around you wave and grin as the Hokage passes, well aware of where he's going. Naruto happily greets them all, as excitable as ever. It's around noon, so the place is a bit busy, but several people quickly finish their meals and leave so that the the both of you can have a seat. Naruto takes a place at the far left, and you plop down next to him on the stool. The owner groans, seeing the Hokage. "Oh no! There goes this week's stock, hahaha! What can I get you, Lord Hokage?"

He smiles, and holds up all five fingers. "Five deluxe bowls of ramen, everything in 'em! Four for me and one for Takeshi."

The owner grumbles playfully. He continually makes complaints, but all the while he's got a grin on his face. "Naruto, you've been coming here since you could walk, and you still get the same thing almost every time. Everything in the kitchen! I'd have figured your metabolism would slow down with age!"

The Hokage shakes his head. "Of course not! Paperwork keeps me hungry!"

A deluxe bowl of ramen is slid in front of you. The huge white china bowl is filled to the brim with broth and noodles, and various slabs of meat. There's also an assortment of vegetables. It's enough food to keep you full for the rest of the day, and possibly tomorrow as well. You're honestly not sure if you can eat it all, but you'll try since it looks delicious.

Before you can stick your chopsticks in, Naruto slides his bowl away. "Mmm, great! Where's the next one??"

You blink, shocked. Is this some sort of ninja technique? "How did you do that?"

Naruto smiles, a bit of broccoli stuck on a tooth. He licks it off and burps. "I've been practicing for years, yeah? You're twenty years too early to beat me in a ramen contest, Takeshi."

A tired voice suddenly comes from your right. "More like two hundred years, with the way you eat."

Jumping slightly, you look over. It's the sixth Hokage, Kakashi Hatake. You're not sure when he sat down. "Hi there, Lord Kakashi."

Naruto smiles. "Kakashi sensei, are you hungry??"

The older man shakes his head. "No, I was out looking for Takeshi when I heard you yelling about ramen. I decided to investigate and found my mark. What brings you two here? Shouldn't you be working, Naruto?"

He sits forward, slurping up noodles. "Takeshi invited me, it's not like I can turn down a fellow shinobi, right?"

Kakashi chuckles. "Sure, whatever gets you out of the office."

>A. Hey Lord Kakashi, what was Naruto like as a student?
>B. What'd you want to see me for, Lord Kakashi?
>C. Lord Kakashi, you'll never guess what I did! I've invented a new jutsu!
>D. Write-in
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>>1248023
>B. What'd you want to see me for, Lord Kakashi?
>C. Lord Kakashi, you'll never guess what I did! I've invented a new jutsu!
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>>1248023
>>A. Hey Lord Kakashi, what was Naruto like as a student?
then
>C. Lord Kakashi, you'll never guess what I did! I've invented a new jutsu!.. kinda
then
>B. What'd you want to see me for, Lord Kakashi?
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>>1248023
>C. Lord Kakashi, you'll never guess what I did! I've invented a new jutsu!
Then try to get Kaka to explain how great bases are.
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>>1248023
>C. Lord Kakashi, you'll never guess what I did! I've invented a new jutsu!
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>>1248023
>C. Lord Kakashi, you'll never guess what I did! I've invented a new jutsu!
It's probably our greatest acomplishment ever.
We are going to tell to everybody we met.
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We are going to turn every meeting in an impromptu chemistry class.
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>>1248023
>C. Lord Kakashi, you'll never guess what I did! I've invented a new jutsu!
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>constantly spar
>make soap
>use common things to be dangerous

Takeshi starts dressing flamboyantly when?
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>>1248073
How do we know Shozuko isn't just us?
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>>1248052
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_lSERfLMec
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>>1248090
If Shozuko is us then Ai would be our sister...
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>>1240069
>Maybe one day, Naruto did a Lavasengan at one point after all.
He used a Bubble Rasenshuriken on Kaguya when he used all the Tailed Beasts against her.

>>1248023
I'd pick Kakashi over Naruto or Sasuke for a training timeskip desu.
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>>1248034
>>1248036
>>1248037
>>1248043
>>1248047
>>1248062
"Lord Kakashi, I've invented a new jutsu!"

He raises an eyebrow? "Oh? Is that right? Well, good for you. That's pretty impressive coming up with a new technique. It's not easy to make something all on your own."

"Yeah, it wasn't easy at all. After learning Fire Release-"

"You managed to learn Fire Release? Since when?"

You chuckle, and rub the back of your head. "Uh, well, let's see..I suppose I first made fire appear with a leaf about two months ago. Since then I've learned how to heat metal, and use the Great Fireball Jutsu."

Naruto slides forward his last three huge bowls, and burps thunderously. He leans back in his seat, now with a potbelly. He grins happily. "Man, that's never gonna get old."

Kakashi's face is fairly blank. "Well, this is quite an interesting development. It's impressive enough for someone your age to learn a new element, but one that's opposite to your natural nature is often considered to be the most difficult."

In the middle of slurps of noodles, you finish what you were saying. "That's not all actually. The jutsu I invented wasn't a fire one, but actually Boil Release. Well, I guess I didn't make a jutsu yet, just sort of accidentally used Boil release. But now I know I can replicate it, and I'll work on it more later! Anyways, what it does is.."
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>>1248156

Kakashi holds up a hand. "Slow down. Takeshi, I want you consider the...magnitude of what you've done. Most shinobi never even get close to figuring out a combination element, let alone a Chunin that's just thirteen years old."

Naruto smiles. "It's not too wild, is it? Boruto was doing the Rasengan when he was still an Academy student, same thing with Shadow Clones. I'm telling you sensei, this is the most amazing generation yet!"

Kakashi rubs his face. "Yeah, but he has the advantage of having you and Hinata as parents. Even though you also created a new jutsu with the completed elemental Rasengan, you have an innumerable number of advantages. Your teachers are some of the best in history, and you've got near infinite chakra to go with it."

The Sixth Hokage puts a hand on your back. "In a way, Takeshi is displaying more talent than you or I ever had. Sorry, you were saying?"

"Uh, well, I don't think it's talent really. I just work really hard at it, you know?"

Kakashi nods, slowly. "Of course. Sorry, I didn't mean it like that. I guess that's even more surprising. There aren't many people in the world with that sort of drive."

You can't help but blush under the weight of all this praise. "Well, anyway, uh, it's not quite acid or steam like I've seen with Boil Release. It's a base! The puff of vapor I made caused my fingers to be slick, as if I'd touched soap. Really I shouldn't have put my hand in it at all, hehe.."

Naruto sighs. "I'm still not sure I get it. How's it different, again?"

Kakashi chuckles. "Well, to put it simply, a base is the opposite of acid. They're both chemical compounds that easily eat through different things, depending on the composition, but a base will neutralize an acid, and vice versa."

Naruto nods slowly. "Right. I think I see. Yeah, I completely understand!"
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>>1248161

You can tell by the look on his face he doesn't understand at all, but it's fine. As long as he gets the gist of it.

Kakashi chuckles. "You know, I might have to take you out for some personal training sometime, Takeshi. I know a bit of every element, so I could help expand your arsenal if you'd like."

You push your bowl of food forward, having finished. "That'd be great! But uh, what was it that you wanted from me?"

The Sixth stands up, and takes out an orange book titled 'Make-Out Paradise.' He flips it open, and sighs. "Well, I was going to ask how your training was going, but I think you've already answered that. Let me know if you need anything, Takeshi."

He takes off suddenly, vanishing in an instant. Naruto groans. "Well, I guess I should get back to work. Thanks for this Takeshi. Congratulations on your new move, too! I'll see ya' around."

Naruto stands up and slowly waddles off, too full to be vanishing in a flash like he should be.

You get up, and stretch a little. Your belly is full, and you're internally glowing from your recent achievement. It's just a bit past noon. You could either go see Ai now, or later.

>A. Go ahead and visit Ai for some sparring
>B. Go to the Academy and check out a chemistry set, and discover the details of your technique
>C. Head home and see if your brother is there. Ask him to teach you some water jutsu
>D. Try to find Kichiro, and see if could show you some Fire Jutsu
>E. Write-in
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>>1248168
>B. Go to the Academy and check out a chemistry set, and discover the details of your technique

Takeshi the Cleaner
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>>1248168
>B. Go to the Academy and check out a chemistry set, and discover the details of your technique

And then let's see Ai
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>>1248168
>>D. Try to find Kichiro, and see if could show you some Fire Jutsu
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>>1248168
>A. Go ahead and visit Ai for some sparring
Have the other elemental variants of the rasengan been created yet Mini?
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>>1239889
>>1239892
>>1248168
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>>1248168
>B. Go to the Academy and check out a chemistry set, and discover the details of your technique
We need to start this, we have next to no knowledge on chemistry and we need to start somewhere. Check out as many books as possible on it as well.
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>>1248168
>A. Go ahead and visit Ai for some sparring
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>>1248168
>A. Go ahead and visit Ai for some sparring
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>>1248168
>>B. Go to the Academy and check out a chemistry set, and discover the details of your technique

We are supposed to do Ai 's sparring session tomorrow right?

GIMME THE CHEM SET, IT'S TIME TO COOK BLUE soap BOYS.
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>>1248168
>B. Go to the Academy and check out a chemistry set, and discover the details of your technique
We need to polish a little more the boil release and then we go visiting all our friends to tell them.
This is even better than beating Boruto.
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>>1248182
Oh my bad, forgot about that. At the very least Naruto will read about it in the report, but if you want to give him more detail I'll give you another chance to talk to him before the last mission.
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>>1248168
>B. Go to the Academy and check out a chemistry set, and discover the details of your technique
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>>1248194
nah it's today
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>>1248168
>A. Go ahead and visit Ai for some sparring
>inb4 we get caught in a rear-naked choke due to food drowsiness
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>>1248207
Does Kakashi's faux-sharingan increase genjutsu susceptibility? It seems like it would.
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>>1248168
>>A. Go ahead and visit Ai for some sparring
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>>1248221
Nah, if anything it'd allow you to spot flaws in Genjutsu easier. Few Genjutsu activated by simply looking at stuff, as well.
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>>1248181
Not really, Naruto even still more or less only uses the Wind one.
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Mini is kill
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>>1248168
B. Go to the Academy and check out a chemistry set, and discover the details of your technique
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>>1248326
sorry, had to make some dinner real quick. Update is coming
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>>1248340
Did you have to boil it?
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>>1248347
no it was pancakes

so a chemical reaction was involved at the very least
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Takeshi would have his syrup in a dish on the side for dipping
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>>1248349
What are the limitations of boil release? Because if it's ''everything you can do with chemistry'' now I believe you when you said we can get to Naruto and Sasuke level.
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>>1248362
Nah he'd pour it on each individual bite as he cut them up
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Feeling full and restored, you head over to the Academy and ask one of the teachers if you can use a chemistry set. The fellow Chunin looks at you with suspicion. "Huh? What for? I haven't seen you ask for one before. I'd hate to see you get hurt because you didn't exactly know what you were doing.."

You look around the empty classroom. There are numerous bottled substances on the shelf wall. There's also a collection of shelves, presumably full of different types of minerals. "Well, I think I've discovered a new method of using Boil release. I was hoping to test the effects of what exactly I've made, are."

The Chunin crosses his arms. "..Uhuh. You're that guy who won the Chunin Exams the time before last, right? I don't remember you using anything like that in the tournament. It was only about nine months ago. You're sure you've got this under control?"

You scratch your chin. "Well, it'd be a good idea to have someone make sure I don't mix the wrong stuff together. I could actually use your help, I think."

The two of you both strap on goggles, labcoats, and rubber cloves. You tell him about how your base was rather weak, and it seemed more similar to soap than anything. You replicate the technique from before, and find it rather draining on you. It takes huge chunks of chakra per usage, but each one seems to release a larger and larger cloud of the soapy vapor. While at first you couldn't let a small puff loose, you're now able to cover an area of about five feet in every direction by the end of the experimentation.
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So, fun fact: strong enough bases, known as "superbases" have such a high proton affinity that they can't exist in solution with water. They'll actually rip apart water molecules and convert them into dry piles of hydroxide. This means that in theory our Boil Release can counter not just acid-based...er, acid-focused Boil Release, but also stop Water Release in its tracks by dehydrating incoming jutsu.
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>Takeshi experiments with the white substance he produces
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>>1248393

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7KPamw37tg

The Chunin teacher holds a flask full of a powerful acid. "This stuff eats through almost anything, except plastic. You can see I've laid out some protective wrapping all over the floor here. I really hope this does what I think it's gonna do, or my students are gonna have a hard time getting to their seats. Stand back, please. It could still splash."

You've recently produced a cloud of soapy vapor, and it hangs in the air, fairly still. Your testing has proved that it neutralizes acids of a similar strength, but now you'll be putting it up against something similar to the attacks Shozuku produces.

"Clear!" the Chunin says. He thrusts the flask forward, and the bright green liquid enters the cloudspace. At once, it glows a bright white, and hits the ground. The vapor all seemed to rush forward and cling onto the acid, and vanished.

It's become completely clear. You step over, and look down at your reflection in the clear liquid. "It's.."

You reach down. "It looks like water now."

Boldly, you remove your glove you reach down and dip your fingers into the liquid, following your instincts. "H-hey! Be careful! Just because it worked earlier doesn't mean.."

You slam your palm against the water. "It's been totally neutralized."

You stand straight up again, looking at your wet hand. "It doesn't hurt. I've..This jutsu. It can nullify any acidic attack."

The Chunin chuckles. "Yeah, but how often are you going to run into someone else who uses Boil Release? I mean, still pretty damn awesome. Not many people ever learn a combination element!"

You barely hear him, looking at your wet hand. "I'll help you clean up real quick, but I've gotta get going. I'm supposed to meet a friend in a few minutes."

He nods. "Right, right. Feel free to use the lab anytime we're not having class."

After getting everything back in order, you head outside and decide it's time to get going over to Ai's. You used about half of your chakra, but you note how much more efficient you're rapidly, rapidly becoming with Boil release. Or this single jutsu, at least. Truthfully, you have no idea at all how to manifest any other type of technique. You'd have to dedicate a few days to playing around with handsigns, you think.

It's a fairly decent trek back to Ai's, and you start to run once you realize you're going to be a little late. Rushing through the park woods, you knock on the door of her lonely home under the trees. A few seconds later, she opens up the creaky oak door, and stares at you blankly. "Why are you sweaty?"

>A. I've been doing science.
>B. I had to run here, I was going to be late. Am I on time?
>C. I was just getting warmed up for our spar today!
>D. Write-in
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>>1248402
>>B. I had to run here, I was going to be late. Am I on time?
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>>1248402
>A. I've been doing science.
The only excuse a man ever needs.
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>>1248402
>>A. I've been doing science.
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>>1248402
>A. I've been doing science.
sssooooooaaaaap
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>>1248398
>Turn all water into a huge oxygen and hydrogen cloud.
>Trow fire at it.
>Boom
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>>1248402
>>C. I was just getting warmed up for our spar today!
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>>1248402
>A. I've been doing science.
Hooray science>>1248399
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>>1248380
The only limits are the ones you impose on yourself

and also real physical limits I guess. It can get pretty crazy, though.
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>>1248402
>>A. I've been doing science.
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>>1248402
>A. I've been doing science.
>D. Tell her about our boil release
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>>1248431
So if we start analyzing poison composition we can at some point create them using boil release?
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>>1248402
>A. I've been doing science.

Anything else is misleading. Plus we sound badass.
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>>1248450
Indeed, you're not really knowledgeable enough for it yet though. With time you'll be able to do that, more or less making a new jutsu for every type of poison you reproduce.
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>>1248402
>D. I was having an intense makeout session with one of our classmates. *deadpan*
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>>1248457
We are going to be the scariest thing alive.
This is like when you see on a show someone using time stop or something and the characters never use it to it's full potential.
But we are going to do it.
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>>1248483

So, Takeshi looks like Aizen, is making a Hunk-like uniform (tactical vest + gas mask) and now has access to bases from his Boil Release.
Really, this kid is a fucking nightmare.
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>>1248511
Literally anywhere else this is a recipe for a bbeg
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>>1248511

He'll be a non-sociopathic Wesker.
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>>1248483
Also, it seems that our chemicals are more effective than they should be. Possibly because of them being chakra-based instead of pure atomic chemistry. But we made a fairly weak base, and it neutralized a very strong acid. I wonder if we can apply this to other properties? Even if it was just electrochemistry and not mechanical properties, that could be huge. Like, if we could make polytetrafluoroethylene (Teflon) with that effect, we'd be able to create a passive coating on our gear that protects against Boil Release instead of having to counter every attack individually. Shozoku could get fucked. It would also be so hydrophobic that I'm pretty sure we wouldn't need to use chakra to walk on water anymore.
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>>1248398

New bingo book name
>Takeshi the Drought
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I mean we basically have explosion release now as well.
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>>1248431
>The only limits are the ones you impose on yourself
So we could conceivably learn every basic and combined chakra nature?
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>>1248555
Probably there is some substances that together generate electricity.
We can probably end up creating ores and other solid chemical compounds. Probably even some compounds that contain gold particles and then extract the gold.

We basically can create any element of the periodic table.
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I can't fucking wait for Shozuku to have an aneurysm when he realizes what we did
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>Makes some soap that can stop acid, that thing that bases do naturally
"Wtf we're an alchemist now?"
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>>1248555
Effectively. True Explosion Release can just make explosions, we'd have to synthesize a reactive chemical first, but the possibility is there. Though would the world of Naruto even know that much about chemical explosives? With explosive tags being so common, I imagine that's an area they're behind our world in.

>>1248571
>Probably there is some substances that together generate electricity.
There definitely is. There are lots of them, it's how batteries work. Redox chemistry can produce some pretty substantial DC currents. Probably would still be easier to use regular Lightning jutsu, but mixing in the right chemicals could amplify its power. Maybe we can do a combo technique with someone who does use Lightning the normal way. I think Sarada has some, right?
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>>1248573
No, he'll have the aneurysm when he realize how much better we are at using it than him.
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>>1248589
We know Ai has some.
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>>1248589
We need to research how to create the most conductive compound possible and create a mist of it.
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You place your hands on your hips, and grin. "I've been doing science."

She blinks. "What do you mean?"

Proudly, you grin. "I finally managed to use Boil release, though it's in a limited capacity. After investigating the effects at the Academy, I've discovered the technique I made can neutralize Acid Jutsu!"

She stares. "How did you do that?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgNF7_EWEZo

"Well, I had to read about Boil Release for weeks, and then just earlier today I did it on accident. I'm actually kind of low on chakra, but I figure I can eat a soldier pill for our spar. Anyways, the jutsu isn't really complete yet. I think by practicing some more Fire jutsu, and the technique I made, pretty soon I'll be able to do other stuff! I didn't make acid or steam, it was a chemical base actually. What do you think?"

She turns around, and walks back into her house. "Come inside."

You step in, looking around at the dusty home. The old furniture is carved wood, and it smells rather stuffy overall. "You should let me come over one day and we'll clean this place up a bit. I think it'd brighten it up a lot."

She goes through a doorway, and calls out. "This way."

You follow, and find her sitting at a round wooden kitchen table. You sit across from her. "What is it? Are you hungry or something?"

She shakes her head. "I just wanted to talk. I wanted to bring to your intention the incredible irony at hand. It's rather unnerving. When I first met you, I honestly didn't think very much of you at all. But then, through your inventive but simple tactics, you proved yourself to be more than capable of keeping up with me. Maybe not physically, or in terms of destructive power, but to anyone who didn't know your fighting style you were able to pick them apart. In the forest, you moved forward with a dangerous single minded attitude towards your goals. Every encounter where we were beaten down and chased off only seemed to reinforce your drive for victory. Then you showed how fierce you could be in a life or death struggle against Roku, in the preliminaries."
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>>1248586
That's just the start. We can create chemical compounds now.
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>>1248607

You know all this, so it's somewhat confusing as to why she's describing these events to you. "Right, but uh, what's the point of all this?"

She leans forward, intensely looking at you. "That's what I want to know. Are you honestly saying that you just want to protect your friends? Be the strongest? Things like that?"

Ai stands back up, putting her hands on the table. "Do you know how many people I crushed with the same aspirations during the Academy? How many people who think like that die every day? I-I'm not mad, at all. And, I've never been great at dealing with people. You're my friend, one of the only ones I have, but.."

She frowns, and you see a bit of moisture gather at the corners of her eyes. "I just don't want to see you get consumed by power. I mean, you've never done anything to make me think that's what's gonna happen, but I think.."

She sits down, suddenly, and sighs. "I think I might be jealous. I wish I was more like you, Takeshi. Kichiro would never admit it to your face, but he's said the same thing to me. At times it just seems like you're being carried by some sort of outside force. When most people would drop from boredom or exhaustion, these invisible strings pick you back up and you..just keep going."

You look down at the wooden grain of the table, feeling a little bit shaken by what she's said. In a way, it's all true. How do you respond to this?

>A. I think I'm just lucky, Ai. The way my life has played out, I'm constantly given new challenges to rise to. I'm just doing what comes naturally. I really do want to be the greatest.
>B. It's just hard work, you know? Maybe it could be considered a talent all on it's own. I didn't just figure out Boil release suddenly. It came to me, based on all my past experiences. I've gone this far now, if I stop, it means that everything we've ever done was for nothing.
>C. I think about all the people who've been hurt, and I think about my friends like you or Kichiro getting hurt too. The last mission, the reason I said we should retreat, was because I realized that any of you could be put into mortal danger by just getting close to Shozuku. I think that at first I wanted to be the best, but now I just want to be the best I can be. To protect everyone, at any cost.
>D. Write-in
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>>1248602
I mean we could prolly just get by on copper, that's a pretty good starting point.
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>>1248573
>merely looking at soap TRIGGERS him
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>>1248607
>intention

woops, attention I meant
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>>1248615
>these invisible strings pick you back up and you..just keep going
the collective autism of dozens of anons controlling your existence tends to keep you going forward
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>>1248638
indeed. Every vote is an absolute goal in his mind
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>>1248615
>>C. I think about all the people who've been hurt, and I think about my friends like you or Kichiro getting hurt too. The last mission, the reason I said we should retreat, was because I realized that any of you could be put into mortal danger by just getting close to Shozuku. I think that at first I wanted to be the best, but now I just want to be the best I can be. To protect everyone, at any cost.
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>>1248615
>A. I think I'm just lucky, Ai. The way my life has played out, I'm constantly given new challenges to rise to. I'm just doing what comes naturally. I really do want to be the greatest.
>B. It's just hard work, you know? Maybe it could be considered a talent all on it's own. I didn't just figure out Boil release suddenly. It came to me, based on all my past experiences. I've gone this far now, if I stop, it means that everything we've ever done was for nothing.
>C. I think about all the people who've been hurt, and I think about my friends like you or Kichiro getting hurt too. The last mission, the reason I said we should retreat, was because I realized that any of you could be put into mortal danger by just getting close to Shozuku. I think that at first I wanted to be the best, but now I just want to be the best I can be. To protect everyone, at any cost.
>D. I genuinely enjoy this life and I don't really have some overarcking goal. Maybe that has something to do with it? When AI met with the owls, they told me something like, I was a "Warrior who'd found inner peace". Maybe that's it?
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>B. It's just hard work, you know? Maybe it could be considered a talent all on it's own. I didn't just figure out Boil release suddenly. It came to me, based on all my past experiences. I've gone this far now, if I stop, it means that everything we've ever done was for nothing.

We are not pushed by wanting to protect our friends. We want to do it but that's not it. We just work hard.
Some people have the sharingan, some have huge pools of chakra.
I have determination.
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>>1248615
>>A. I think I'm just lucky, Ai. The way my life has played out, I'm constantly given new challenges to rise to. I'm just doing what comes naturally. I really do want to be the greatest.
>>B. It's just hard work, you know? Maybe it could be considered a talent all on it's own. I didn't just figure out Boil release suddenly. It came to me, based on all my past experiences. I've gone this far now, if I stop, it means that everything we've ever done was for nothing.
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>>1248615
>>B. It's just hard work, you know? Maybe it could be considered a talent all on it's own. I didn't just figure out Boil release suddenly. It came to me, based on all my past experiences. I've gone this far now, if I stop, it means that everything we've ever done was for nothing.
>C. I think about all the people who've been hurt, and I think about my friends like you or Kichiro getting hurt too. The last mission, the reason I said we should retreat, was because I realized that any of you could be put into mortal danger by just getting close to Shozuku. I think that at first I wanted to be the best, but now I just want to be the best I can be. To protect everyone, at any cost.
>D. Give her a hug, she needs a friendly hug
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>>1248519
Because we are the endgame boss.

Somebody photoshop the name and we have Boruto quest fanart.
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>>1248615
>D. I...really just see things as puzzles. Enemies are puzzles, and I enjoy the mental challenge that comes with using the tools I have at hand to solve them. And if I don't have the tools at hand, I fall back and work to change that. I approach new jutsu and techniques much the same way.
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>>1248615
the power of autism!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hScgyXu_9c

>B. It's just hard work, you know? Maybe it could be considered a talent all on it's own. I didn't just figure out Boil release suddenly. It came to me, based on all my past experiences. I've gone this far now, if I stop, it means that everything we've ever done was for nothing.

>D. Write-in
while keeping my feet on the ground
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>>1248615
>>B. It's just hard work, you know? Maybe it could be considered a talent all on it's own. I didn't just figure out Boil release suddenly. It came to me, based on all my past experiences. I've gone this far now, if I stop, it means that everything we've ever done was for nothing.
>D. That said, protecting the village is a big part of what I'm trying to accomplish. I'm not trying to be the best ninja possible just for the sake of being all powerful you know.
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>>1248615
C. I think about all the people who've been hurt, and I think about my friends like you or Kichiro getting hurt too. The last mission, the reason I said we should retreat, was because I realized that any of you could be put into mortal danger by just getting close to Shozuku. I think that at first I wanted to be the best, but now I just want to be the best I can be. To protect everyone, at any cost.
Because we love all our friends
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>>1248615
>>A. I think I'm just lucky, Ai. The way my life has played out, I'm constantly given new challenges to rise to. I'm just doing what comes naturally. I really do want to be the greatest.
>>B. It's just hard work, you know? Maybe it could be considered a talent all on it's own. I didn't just figure out Boil release suddenly. It came to me, based on all my past experiences. I've gone this far now, if I stop, it means that everything we've ever done was for nothing.

We need to be the best, at the very top.
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>>1248681
>I...really just see things as puzzles.
Takeshi isn't autistic
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>>1248697
>isn't autistic
>powered by 4chan
You wot?
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>>1248719
The only sperg is Shozuku, and that's because of how hard we've punked him in the past
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>>1248720
And now we have boil release like him and we are going to use it better than he can even imagine.
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>>1248720
Ai is also autistic, she's just also cute so it's ok.
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>>1248730
She's not autistic, she just has no experience in social matters whatsoever
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>>1248733
At her level of Social Incompetence? Its probably autism.
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>>1248753
An Autistic ninja could be pretty damn dangerous if their autism was focused on the right things
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>>1248768
I wasn't saying it was a bad thing.
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>>1248774
Of course you don't see a problem with autism, you're on 4chan.
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>>1248780
Its a part of the Full 4Chan Experience™.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcshz4lBJPQ

You look down at your worn hands.

Just a year ago, they weren't in nearly the same condition. Now, they're almost leathery, and covered with small scars. Glancing up and down your body, you think of what it is that makes you, you. You also think about Shozuku, and his single minded drive for victory as well. What is it that separates the two of you? Besides the obvious personality differences, of course. It occurs to you that while he has hatred of you for your indirect tactics, truthfully, you are the direct and honest one. He's willing to kill, scheme, and destroy at every chance he gets in order to create the environment he needs to rise in power. But you've only ever intended on going from the bottom, straight up to the top.

You clench your fists, and grin. Your blood is pumping, and after being questioned time and time again, even questioning yourself, you feel more conviction than ever with your answer. What you're doing isn't just right, it's also what you want to do, it's what makes you happy.

"In a way, I think I'm lucky. I'm constantly given new challenges to rise to. It's natural for me. I really do want to be the greatest, and it's coincidentally also the path to achieving everything else I want in life. People's respect, protecting my friends, the feeling of hard work paying off. It's not that all these things are supplementary to my goal, but rather, they reinforce it and support it. Maybe it could be considered a talent all on it's own. I didn't just figure out Boil release suddenly. It came to me, based on all my past experiences. I've gone this far now, if I stop, it means that everything we've ever done was for nothing. Not only that, but I think about all the people who've been hurt, and I think about my friends like you or Kichiro getting hurt too. The last mission, the reason I said we should retreat, was because I realized that any of you could be put into mortal danger by just getting close to Shozuku. I think that at first I wanted to be the best, but now I just want to be the best I can be. To protect everyone, at any cost."
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>>1248793


You stand up suddenly, knocking over the chair you were sitting at. Similar to when your adrenaline is flowing, you notice all the details in the room more deeply than you normally would. The air is dusty and heavy, and the light of the sun peeking through the windows illuminates the space just behind Ai. She's looking up at you with her doe esque eyes, possibly a combination of fear and amazement. "You said you wanted to be more like me? Well, all I ever wanted was to be more like you and Kichiro, Ai! He's always charging in head first, fighting no matter the consequences! You're always cool under pressure, going forward to handle any threat, even if it means putting your dreams at risk. I want to be like Hanto, and Kakashi, and Naruto too! So, if you want to be more like me, all you've gotta do is keep being like you, right?"

Her lower lip quivers slightly, and you consider the possibility that no one's ever spoken to her like this. When you consider it, you've never really spoken to anyone like this, either. But after all of your experiences, after reflecting in on yourself over this year of accomplishment, you don't feel the least bit tired. "So, yeah, I'm just lucky! I've got all this amazing inspiration around me to keep me going, you see?"

She stands up, clasping her hands. She breaths in deeply and regains a bit of her composure, and the corners of her mouth lift into a smile. "I think I understand a bit more now. Thank you, Takeshi. I'll do my best to keep inspiring you."

She starts to bow respectfully, but you walk around the table and pull her into a hug instead. "H-hey!! What are you doing to me?!"

You laugh, feeling really happy inside. "Friends hug at moments like this, Ai, think of it as another lesson!"

She wriggles around, trying to break free as you grin. "I-I'm not ready for this one, I didn't study! Let go please!"

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That's all for tonight, folks. Sorry for the short thread, turns out I'm working tomorrow so I'll be packing it in a little early. I expect to have the weekend off though, so you can expect a normal sized thread on Saturday or Sunday. I'll post here/on twitter and let people know.

I'll be around for a little for some questions.
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>>1248797
>"I-I'm not ready for this one, I didn't study
Ninja autism confirmed
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>>1248797
Thanks for running Mini. Did you always intend for Takeshi to get Boil Release? Seeing how well it meshes with his personality?
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>>1248805

Adorable ninja autism
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>>1248797
Thanks as always for running Mini.
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>>1248793
>>1248797

It's alright, Mini. This was pretty damn good.
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>Taekshi discovers his libido and puts his work ethic into getting laid

what happens?
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>>1248829
>what happens?
Probably rape.
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>>1248797
>She starts to bow respectfully, but you walk around the table and pull her into a hug instead. "H-hey!! What are you doing to me?!"
>You laugh, feeling really happy inside. "Friends hug at moments like this, Ai, think of it as another lesson!"
>She wriggles around, trying to break free as you grin. "I-I'm not ready for this one, I didn't study! Let go please!"

All the awwwwww

Thanks Mini, short and sweet as usual.

I suppose we'll pick up next time doing a small bit of training, and perhaps each exchanging a jutsu?

How does she feel about us knowing boil release, and does she feel differently about it now than when we first told her?
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>>1248829
Boil release: Aphrodisiac mist
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>>1248829
Ai blushes and is confused even more.
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>>1248829
The majority of ninja that come in the generation after this one are direct descendants of Takeshi.
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>>1248829
CK II style eugenics and seduction way of life
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>>1248797
When we chose who is going to train us... Sasuke is going to travel probably but what about Naruto? His training is going to be in Konoha?
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>>1248829
Johnny Bravo but with ninjas. And a happy ending
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>>1248847
>Takeshi is made into an honorary Hyuuga for his contibution to the science of ninja eugenics
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>>1248847
Harem ending. Takeshi colects all the waifus with weir kekkei genkai.
Also every female hyuuga and uchiha.
His children will conquer the world.
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>>1248855
>They dig up Neji and give Takeshi his Byakugan
>"You seem like you'd do better with these anyways."
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>>1248808
Once you picked water as a starter element it's what I was intending to lead things into.

>>1248814
>>1248823
Glad everyone has enjoyed!

>>1248829
He wouldn't be as nearly as good as a ninja, but he would get all the ladies with his kind of focus.

>>1248832
Next thread will be some training with Ai, possibly exchanging jutsu. Initially, she was freaked out by you learning Boil release because you've skipped like nine years worth of training.

After this rant she feels a lot better about it, and is inspired to try to catch up to you as quickly as possible.

>>1248850
You'll be training on frog Mountain with Naruto, actually. You'll be allowed to travel and visit the village sometimes, as well as the Owl Village. Either way you won't be in the village for most of the time.
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>>1248850
We need a third option where it's training with the generations previous to them. Kakashi, Tsunade, Shizune, Guy, maybe some foreigners. That would probably be best for Takeshi.
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>>1248871
If we choose Naruto, do we get to learn about Sage mode and Senjutsu Chakra?
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>>1248871
the 2nd coming of Jiraiya?
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>>1248871
>Once you picked water as a starter element it's what I was intending to lead things into.
Ice Style doesn't do it for you? Wood Style too OP? Gale Style was too flashy?
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>>1248884
You need to have Hashirama's DNA for wood release I think.
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>>1248871
That convinced me. We need to go with Naruto.
Is difficult to learn advanced chemistry traveling with Sasuke, also visiting the owl village is essential to get better at basically everything.

How much information do they have about boil release and chemistry?
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>>1248871
>You'll be allowed to travel and visit the village
Is that only with Naruto? Because I'd kinda side with Sasuke just so takeshi's return can be more of a big thing for people
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>>1248901
Then you find out only his brother noticed him missing
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>>1248889
Zetsu don't need Hashirama's DNA for it, and a few of the Otsutsuki have demonstrated it.

That was kind of my point though, that it's pretty OP and rare.
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>>1248901
Sasuke seems like a good way to get introduced to more genjutsu plus Sasuke might know some jutsu we can replicate with the Boil
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>>1248901
This is true, you wouldn't visit the village at all until 2.5 years is up.

>>1248899
You'll visit the owls with Sasuke too.

>>1248884
I just personally liked Boil and was going to give the main antagonist Boil, it's just coincidence it worked out this way really.

>>1248881
Likely not, Jiraiya was a pretty unique man

>>1248873
For story purposes the choices are only Sasuke and Naruto.
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>>1248915
But Naruto is basically a telephone with which we can talk to Kokuo and Saiken. Shit, nevermind.

What are the Tailed Beasts' individual powers now anyway?
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>>1248919
>For story purposes the choices are only Sasuke and Naruto.

>CHOO CHOO!

But seriously though: If we choose Sasuke, where will we be going?
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>>1248921
The only one you've seen in full has been the Four Winged Dragonfly.

It's main advantage over all other beasts was that it was covered in extremely powerful scales, it took pretty much everything Hanto threw at it with relatively no damage.
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>>1248919
So the owls know a lot about chemistry and boil release or not?
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>>1248954
All over the world.

>>1248958
They know about Boil Release, have numerous scrolls on the subject. No real chemistry though. Need fingers.
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>>1248957
Wait, so you're saying Hanto actually stands a chance at incapacitating a tailed beast? Shozuku is fucked.
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>>1248957
Can we just ask Naruto about the other Tailed Beasts? He's kind of their internet. Or even Sasuke, he was God for a little while.

>>1248967
I think he meant that the Four Tails now is like the canon Three Tails. All the Tailed Beasts are durable and have retarded endurance, it's just the Four Tails also has a protective shell on top of it's already-tough body.
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>>1248964
Mari and Sarada are going to train with Naruto.
How bad would be to Takeshi's sanity to be 3 whole years with two tsunderes?
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>>1248967
This anon is correct

>>1248978

In response to this question, not all of them have been discovered. Nor are they very nice. I know in canon by the end they were all pretty much just misunderstood (like every naruto villain) but for the most part they're going to be rampaging demons here, similar to Kurama.

Also, Nine Tails is no longer necessarily the strongest. Fuck that shit, they're all equal.

>>1248980
He'd have best bro Kichiro to make fun of them with, he'd be fine
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>>1248980
>How bad would be to Takeshi's sanity to be 3 whole years with two tsunderes?

About as bad as his dick would be raw.
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>>1248993
>>1248878
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>>1248997
Oh woops. Since Naruto is a Sage, you would learn considerably more about it with him. But with Sasuke, you'd still be able to visit the Owls, and they can teach you about the same thing.

Just not at the same rate.
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>>1249009
Who is going to help more with our Boil release?
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>>1249009
What does Sasuke have that could compete with Sage Mode? He can't teach us Susano'o or Amaterasu or Enton or any of the Rinnegan techniques.

>>1248993
>Fuck that shit, they're all equal.
I always knew you were a communist, Mini.
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>>1249009
Would we also be able to absorb the natural energy on Frog Mountain if we went with Naruto?
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>>1249037
I know that we want to be rock hard, but not like that.
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>>1249041
Naruto wouldn't so retarded as to let us turn into a supersized lawn ornament, right?
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>>1249031
In general, Sasuke just knows way more Ninjutsu, taijutsu techniques, genjutsu, he's just more skilled in almost every way. Skill vs Power.

You will NOT come out of timeskip with sage mode already learned in any case, though. Just have a better understanding of it.

>>1249037
Too dangerous for you

>>1249030
Neither, but Sasuke knows a shitload of fire jutsu
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>>1249056
What sort of techniques can we expect to get out of Sasuke? Will he educate us on the truth about Aliums?
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>>1249070
You'll know specifically what you'll be getting when the time comes for the choice
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>>1249083
Will there be ayy lmaos though?
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>>1249101
No, most likely not
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>>1249111
Boo, you're not my real Naruto QM.
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>>1249111

Good.
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>>1249116
I haven't seen a single minute of, or read a single page of boruto

I'll be watching/reading it all during the break though, to decide what not to include
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>>1249131
Just so you know, there's not a whole lot of Boruto actually out. I think it's still less than 15 chapters and most of it is just a recap of the Boruto movie.
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>>1249144
It's 10 and they're all recaps. The last two to deviate substantially though.
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>>1249144
Alrighty. I still gotta watch the last, too.
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>>1249056
>In general, Sasuke just knows way more Ninjutsu, taijutsu techniques, genjutsu, he's just more skilled in almost every way. Skill vs Power.

This is a big reason for Sasuke as our teacher, aside from sage mode progression and a few jutsu nart might know he might not know (a few), the only thing i might see for Naruto being our teacher is cross training with the girls, and a different style of training. I can take a guess and say our str and sta are going to be higher coming back from training with nart, not that Sasuke won't give those stat's a boost, he will, but Nart will train them more.

But what about Nin? We use that a ton. Gen. Cha control. spd, our main melee stat. Tai. All these are no doubt stats sasuke leans towards. He knows more, and cross training with bort and roku are going to be interesting too. He can teach us the other elements MUCH more proficiently, likely only surpassed by kakashi in that field.

Think about weapons. Kenjutsu for our sword and the like, and our throwing skills. Sasuke is an absolute master at those things, and we use both a ton when fighting. Do you want to learn how to curve our throws and do ricoshet shots like we saw with Itachi when he first appeared, and be able to land our poison shots near guaranteed every time assuming they aren't outright stopped by something? And what about learning new jutsu to go with those weapons? He could teach us shadow shuriken clone jutsu, or perhaps the Chakra blade Asuma used, or even if not there are elemental variations.

In summary, Sasuke is a man with many options, and we are a ninja who has lived and triumphed by expanding and using his best options, what he can give us is more in tune with who we are as a fighter and a person and will help us improve more going forward.

Have a meme, think about what i said. We have time to think, but i feel it will always boil down to who has more options and Sasuke is no doubt the one who dominates that field.
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>>1249213
Plus, going with Sauce lets us spend more time with autisticute.
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>>1249213
Like Mini said SKill or power. WE go for skill.
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>>1249219
that too
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>>1249213
well said

>>1249219
also this
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>>1249213
>boil down
That's horrible and I love you for it. Sasuke has my vote. Shame we couldn't get Shizune IMO, I thought we were closest to her fighting style.
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>>1249155
So who KNOWS about soap now? Their Thoughts on it?
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Icha Icha Bubbly Slippery Ninja Kissy Gangbang when?
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>>1249300
When we edo tensei Jiraiya.
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>>1249312
But that's impossible, anon.
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>>1249284
....Three people outside of Takeshi.

We already know their thoughts too.

Naruto: Neat! So it's... kinda like acid right?

Mook Chunin #268: Pretty specific, but hey, It's a useful jutsu in the right circumstances.

Ai: I'm surprised Takeshi could manage such a feat in a small amount of time, but i'm glad that it was him that got this power. I need to redouble my training after i defeat this 'Hug-no-Jutsu.'
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>>1249323
With eldritch outer gods anything is possible

Specifically resurrecting a perverted frog man to write porn about his original characters Tameshi and Ay.
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>>1249323
Nothing is impossible if you believe, anon. Will you believe with me?
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>>1249330
Doesn't Kakashi know, too?
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>>1249330
>forgetting Kakashi
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>>1249340
>>1249341
[CLASSIFIED]
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>>1249345
[KAKASHIFIED]
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>>1249334
>Will you believe with me?
No.
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>>1249340
>>1249341
>>1249345
>>1249354
The anon above pinned the other's thoughts pretty well. As for Kakashi, yet again you've changed how he perceives you for the better.

But this time he's much less likely to underestimate you.
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>>1249334
I can Imagine Jiraiya being mortified at being risen from death, no doubt being used as a knife against Konoha like others before him.

...Only for his expression to flip when he realizes he get's to have a reprieve from death so he can enjoy BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS, WITH BOOZE ON TOP. WHO'S THE PARTY GHOST? JIRAIYA'S THE PARTY GHOST!
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>>1249366
>But this time he's much less likely to underestimate you.
That's not meant to be sinister, right?

>>1249367
>...Only for his expression to flip when he realizes he get's to have a reprieve from death so he can enjoy BLACKJACK AND HOOKERS, WITH BOOZE ON TOP. WHO'S THE PARTY GHOST? JIRAIYA'S THE PARTY GHOST!
No it wouldn't, especially if he was flipped to fight Konoha.
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>>1249374
>No it wouldn't, especially if he was flipped to fight Konoha.
Firstly, was never stated that he'd be fighting Konoha, only that he thought he'd be fighting Konoha.
Secondly, why would Jiraiya not be happy that he gets to write more lewd books and get zombie drunk?
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>>1249406
..............................................................neat
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>>1249374
Oh that's meant to be not sinister at all. You've just shown him about four different times how hard you outpace his expectations. First in the prelims, then in the tournament, and now learning fire release and shortly after boil release.
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>>1249366
What can we learn if we decide to go to Orochimaru for training?
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>>1249632
A better question would be: What couldn't you learn?

In exchange for an abandonment of all morals
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>>1249630
Coming up next: Takeshi summons Kaguya's twin sister
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>>1249630
is he expecting anything crazy out of him now? what are takeshi's upper limits in Kakashi's mind?
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>>1249647
He's asking Sarada if he can borrow some of her tin foil.
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>>1249661
"if it comes to it I'll need your eyes"
"of course, anything to stop that monster"
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>>1249664
I want spoken word so bad, only to freak Sarada out that we have a Genjutsu that bypasses her eyes.
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>>1249671
Actually, Sharingan can stop any Genjutsu, not just visual ones.

It's very broken. The only way to get around it is to have a Sharingan yourself, or be better at Genjutsu than the sharingan user.

>>1249647
At this point he expects you to become a Jounin in a couple years if you keep going like this. As for upper limits, there's no way to predict really.
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>>1249680
>or be better at Genjutsu than the sharingan user
how much better? seems like sharingan is like a +2 to genjutsu, just being better doesn't necessarily mean you'll win, you have to be a certain level above them
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>>1249688
It's unclear. All the best Genjutsu users in the show were Uchiha.

Kurenai was the best non-Uchiha one I think, and Itachi spun her around on her ass in like five seconds flat. and Itachi's not even the best Uchiha when it comes to Genjutsu, granted he was like second best overall.
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>>1249706
so what's Sarada's genjutsu at and where do you think would be a fair point for takeshi to start overpowering her?
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>>1249709
She's about even with you right now, with her Sharingan.

Of course, in this quest, her Sharingan isn't fully developed yet. Still stage 2. It'll get more powerful once it's fully developed.

So you'll have to really train up to beat her in that department.
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>>1249706
The Second Mizukage had better Genjutsu than anyone but Shisui really IT doesn't count, and he was a Hozuki.

Or are you just forgetting him because he didn't have eyebrows?
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>>1249848
I meant among the Uchiha compared to your modern Genjutsu users.

Second Hokage had some sick genjutsu under his belt as well. That giant clam is unfair though
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>>1249641
It's a shame Orochimaru decided to go rogue again here, since Orochimaru winning at life so hard he no longer even needs to commit constant human right violations and being given a pass by Ninja Jesus himself and Konoha was the best part of Naruto's ending to me
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>>1249706
>Kurenai was the best non-Uchiha one I think, and Itachi spun her around on her ass in like five seconds flat.

"Genjutsu of that level won't work on me."

She was using extremely high level genjutsu, and actually could have likely straight up killed Kisame with it, but Itachi waved off one of the most prominent genjutsu specialists like she was nothing. That moment stuck with me as just how garbage the sharingan were considering how much ELSE they can do as well, not even considering the mangkyo.

>>1249726
So considering that, the only way to be on par or even surpass an uchihaxor in the field of genjutsu is to one, study the heck out of it and learn a spread of powerful techniques, followed by two, learn specifically ancient and powerful S rank genjutsu from the owls, and use those to out genjutsu an uchiha. Sage mode helps with the understanding of chakra, and as shown by the frog elders in the pain fight, it seems like nature spirits attuned to genjutsu have some godly level genjutsu, capable of (with prep time) mentally putting pain in complete stasis, allowing Jiraiya to kill them. Of course we all know how that ended up anyway, but had pain been using all of his bodies to overwhelm him, he would have lost that fight. As is I'm assuming that the owls, Wong Fu in particular, should have some very absolute secret genju capable of putting a sharingy user on the floor, even if only circumstancially.
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I'd think we'd have less opportunities for going to the Owls if we pick Sasuke right Mini?
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>>1250243
It was the opposite. Naruto would learn more about sage mode, Sasuke more opportunities to visit the owls.
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>>1249860
So boil release based genjutsu, when? Taste and scent based are the most powerful types, and I plan to take advantage.

>assassination missions where we use cookies to cast genjutsu, leading our target to their doom
>ninja cologne that stops enemies in their tracks
>mixing boil release and hidden mist to create a massive genjutsu that brings an army to its knees
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At first it was kinda fun, but now all this talk about all the broken shit we'll do and so on so forth with Bases is just getting tiring, it reminds me of threads were sperg out over powerlevels and such
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>>1250328
Not really. It isn't really power sperging if there isn't angry argument.

I'm sure it's just a phase...ing
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>>1250321
I still think Takeshi would be OP as fuck with something like alchohol mist.
We'd call it something like, "Boil Release: Moonshine Mist"...I can't come up with names
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>>1250565
>I still think Takeshi would be OP as fuck with something like alchohol mist.
I mainly suggested it a couple of threads ago because given the simple molecular form of ethanol, it seems like the type of gas that could be mass produced. There's also the battlefield control aspect in which it makes the use of fire and metal sparking (!!!) a caution.
It's also on the tamer side of gas weapons, so its better for incapacitation rather than 'your lungs are now glorified sacks of pus and blood'.


Though that said, hydrogen cyanide and chlorine gas are also pretty damn simple if you just want to fuck something up.

Also, just for fun, I present dimethylmercury.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethylmercury
Will sink right through clothes.
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>>1250643
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethylmercury
That's basically a war crime, and incredibly hazardous to anybody around it. Not to mention you probably turn wherever you use it into a biohazard zone.
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>>1250667
Hence 'for fun'. Utilizing chemical weapons will be a pain in the ass in general due to the whole 'indiscriminate' thing. Moreso if you want to fuck with heavy metals.

For immediate effect I'd personally just stick to cyanide. Simple and effective, less likely to kill you 2 years later from slow onset mercury poisoning (if a gas mask or other precautions are applies).

And another note on gas weapons, wind release would make utilizing them infinitely easier.
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>>1250688
I think we should just stick to highly flammable/combustible vapors for now honestly.
Nothing fucks up zombie-people like explosions and incineration. Not to mention it'd make up for our lack of a finishing move.
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>>1250702
I'd quite like some napalm, personally.
Or asome other liquid incendiary/corrosive.
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>>1250736
Knowing our luck, the closest we'll get to napalm is something akin to a half-assed mixture of cheap cologne and toothpaste.
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>>1250702
I think is better if we use something that dissolves meat quickly like a strong base.
If we use combustion we can get zombies on fire and you don't want to be attacked by zombies on fire.
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>>1250996
We're gonna be fighting more than just zombies before long. We gotta think ahead.
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Perhaps we could create some kind of crystalline spike that dissolves in bodily fluids to create a corrosive solution.
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>>1250359

Lizard elves are best summons.
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>>1250328

I totally agree.
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>the rest of the quest will now be filled with OOC knowledge chemistry sperg
fuck
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>>1251141
I hope it doesn't get too bad.
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>>1251141
We just need to make Takeshi study chemistry to make it IC
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Next thread when?
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>>1256297
When Ai stops panicking because of the hug.

So a few weeks.
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>>1256297
>. I expect to have the weekend off though, so you can expect a normal sized thread on Saturday or Sunday.
>>1256306
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>>1256525
I did not have the weekend off like I thought I was going to, unfortunately. Just got home from work, I'm fairly pooped.

I'll be running tomorrow night at 7PM. Just too tired today, would only run for a short while.

To somewhat compensate for me delaying things a bunch lately I'll be writing up a sizeable chunk of backstory on shozuku. Give you guys the exact details. That'll be posted tomorrow at the start of the next thread.

I'll be around for a short while for some questions.
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>>1259875
Thanks Mini
Get some rest, we'll be waiting for that good shit tomorrow.
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>>1259875
Is it possible for high end genjutsu to be used for accelerated training? Some of them can simulate things at a speed faster than normal time.
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>>1259875
Also, if we level medical training enough, can we adopt a disguise surgically? I'm wondering on how much use we can get out of that suppression seal.
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>>1260038
that reminds me, we need to eventually learn shadow clone jutsu so we can use them like nartuo does, to study jutsu and potentially gather up nature chakra so go sage mode if we go that route.
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>>1260063
There's also some usefulness in using them with haze clones, in that we can raise the clones perceived threat level with a successful attack. It helps that poison coated senbon don't require chakra, just good aim.
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>>1260038
Maybe, not entirely sure. It'd depend on the jutsu.

>>1260058
There are better ninjutsu transformations that don't disperse on hit, you don't need to change your face physically. As for the suppression seal I'm still not sure that was ever actually a thing. I've got no memory of it and am pretty sure I said it wouldn't work at the time.
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>>1259875
Is it feasible to get those storage seals on our wrists put on our tongue, and activate it easily? Spitting senbon is a great hidden weapon.
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>>1260136
Shizune did that somehow, but a seal wouldn't quite work since it's paper and ink.

You might just be able to learn to spit needles, I'll have to rewatch that scene where she did that to be totally sure.
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>>1260144
But Mini, some seals are applied directly to flesh. Naruto's seal is a tattoo.
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>>1260153
you gotta redraw the seals if you want to use them again for stuff like storage, or other single use types.
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>>1260177
So it's okay if we use it once? Thanks, this helps a bit. Sorry to pressure you here, but it was a good move in the episode. Kabuto only barely deflected it with his forehead protector.
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>>1260186
Well you can just spit them. It'd take some training and you run the risk of jabbing your mouth, but no need to get a tongue tattoo
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>>1260200
Yeah, but then it might be noticeable when we talk to people. Besides, a tongue tat sounds fitting for such a charming, deceptive bastard that we are.
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>>1260223

Might be able to work up something with Tenten, what if instead of storage it was a teleportation seal? That way we can have a container that we have prepped with senbon and by pushing a bit of chakra into the seal we summon one and spit it from there
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>>1260235
teleportation? As far as I know, that's some high level shit we can't do. Storage sounds easier on everything but our tongue.
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>>1260223
you're not really charming though. You're fairly normal. Friendly, sure.

Never been entirely deceptive except against people you have to kill, either.
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>>1260249

That's what talking to Tenten would be about, her entire shtick is basically this, we're just trying to put it in our mouths
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>>1260286
Tenten's not good enough for spatial warping seals. Things that can teleport things across the world are only the domain of summoning jutsus, which you need a magic contract with magic animals for, or the fourth hokage's lightning god jutsu.
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so,what are the odds of Takeshi becoming becoming as strong as any of his peers that have a genetic advantage of him through sheer training
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>>1260223
And a tongue tat isn't noticeable and suspicious in the world of ninjas?
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>>1260495

Not if we get even more tats
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I have been looking at our stats and have been wondering. What does int do in this quest and how do we raise it, I mean we can raise up all the other stats but what dictates int growth?
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>>1260499
It would still look like a seal on our tongue, this isn't like a MOM, or a crossbones tattoo or whatever a seal looks like a seal and thus innately suspicious looking
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>>1260480
through sheer training? pretty much impossible

>>1260532
this anon is right. It would just be a generic storage seal, you can't alter how it looks. It would only get one use, and everyone would make fun of you for doing something silly.
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>>1260613
so we never gonna be strong,only smart, whilst that doesn't sound so bad right now, when we are fighting someone who can pull of Mardra levels of bullshit int isn't gonna go very far.
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>>1260704
He said through sheer training. We can still acquire bullshit.
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>>1260713
But we aren't going the pedo snek route, i don't see how we are gonna get stronger, we could acquire sage mode but that's about it. There are no unlock hidden potentials or power boosts.
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>>1260778
upon further inspection i think i found away to give Takeshi a chances to gain some tailed beast chakra.
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>>1260873
Do explain.
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>>1260873
No we cannot cannibalize the Seventh Hokage
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>>1260950
Take a piece of meat from a tailed beast and eat it, it's how the gold and silvers brothers got it, they gt swallowed by the ninetails and had to eat it's stomach meat to live and one of them got tailed beast mode.
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>>1260977
Okay, so we have to find a free tailed beast or a Jinchuuriki that we don't like.
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>>1261008
Not really, a Jinchuuriki could give up the meat willingly, like B could go into his tailed beast form and give a piece to someone.
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>>1261050
I'm not sure Gyuki would approve of that.
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>>1260778
Dude, we already got something. Boil release. You underestimate how OP that is.
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>>1261085
put pure training isn't gonna make us stronger. What i am getting at is that no matter how good you get at using something like a release it will be limited by stuff like how much charkra you have or how much you can convert to useing a jutsu at once.
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>>1261178
Training will make us stronger, just because we won't become a genetic freak doesn't invalidate what progress we do make. We can still win against them even if we aren't as strong as them, probably through creative use of Boil Release.
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>>1261386
yeah, but it's gonna be kinda hard to use creativity when some summons a meteor from the sky, no matter how good at jutsu or charkra control we get we still are gonna have one of the mote shallow charkra pools. Doesn't help that mini so far hasn't really said anything on expanding said pool besides ageing. also don't say anything about how it's not about how much you have its how we use it, if we ever get into a fight with someone and it becomes a fight of endurance and we can't run Takeshi is completely screwed. I mean heck we only barely managed to beat Boruto due to a seal which can in a sense give us a bit more charkra to use, a temporary charkra pool if you will.
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>>1261442
The Akimichi clan has a way to convert calories into chakra
They use this by getting really fat to store energy and then burning it later in combat
Soldier pills function by filling you up with stimulants and painkillers, to temporarily boost your mental and physical energy, allowing you to form more chakra

Takeshi has the ability to synthesise chemicals on demand.

We can potentially learn how to pump Takeshi up with massive amounts of ninja steroids, stimulants, painkillers, medications, energy boosters, and even calories, and learn to balance the negative side effects out with healing techniques and MORE DRUGS!

Takeshi can become a meth and sugar powered dynamo! Imagine if Tsunade combined her automatic regeneration with fuckoff amounts of superdrugs!

Say it with me:
>What if Snowflame was a Ninja?
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>>1262124
>Takeshi becomes ninja Bane
Crashing this Cult, with no survivors.
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>>1262211
You mean ninja Jack Hammer.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB6cptsrXb8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncI7qfIa34Q
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>>1260269
>you're not really charming though
Oh come on give the boy that much at least.
We make Ai blush all the time.
And we've been on one more successful "date" than anyone else in our class.
Takeshi is just an average joe, but even John Smith can be a loveable scamp on a good day.
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>>1262423
Jack is still a genetic freak though cuz Hanma bullshit.
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>>1262497
True, but it's more due to you being incidentally nice and friendly, while not fawning all over anyone. You're a good mix of aloof and nice., but not some charming slickster who knows exactly what he's doing. Girls at this age just want to be treated like friends, instead of being treated like girls. The good ones anyway.
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>>1263315
i thought up a jutsu that would use the boil release and i was wondering if it would be possible to use, a jutsu that summons highly acidic rain.
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>>1263315
you know a bit about romancing 12 year olds, mini?
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>>1263315
I never said we're Slick Rick with the tricky thick dick, just that I feared you wouldn't give Takeshi credit where it's due. You however proved that my fears are unfounded.
I'm sure we can all agree that young girls are weird though. The best way to deal with them is to treat them nicely and try not to let our lust for sex with the young cloud Takeshi's judgment. Until of course, the day some bold lady takes responsibility for her feelings and approaches us first.
I am basically dooming the boy to the space route but it could happen. It almost happened once in a Naruto quest long ago, almost. I'm totally willing to wait if you can surprise us with a random confession we don't see coming at all.
I long to actually feel like a clueless protagonist, as opposed to being a sex mad bastard stuck in a young teens body.
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>>1263681
Well, teenagers in general. I was once one myself.

>>1263328
Sure, just make sure none of your friends are standing under or. Or that your opponent can use wind jutsu.

Would certainly suck to do that and then have them direct the clouds over you.
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>>1260977
>>1261008
>>1261050

Mind you, it's kind of insane those guys survived that situation at all. Tailed Beast chakra is extremely corrosive. They were already extremely powerful prior to that, and it's the only reason they survived.
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Gotta cook some dinner so I might be starting a little bit late. Be back shortly
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