Previous: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1193087/Character Sheet: http://pastebin.com/5bdm4ZYjTwitter: https://twitter.com/TheHeadMasterTG-Its amazing how much the world can change without anything really happening. I'm mean I'm damn sure something happened and the world certainly feels different now, like I've gotten stuck in some kind of fairy tale or movie. Quite, Classical music plays as I stare up at the blue sky through the window in the roof, watching the clouds pass by as I just lay on the couch, trying my best to think with my roommate and now girlfriend Yvette laying against me...and with her size she's nearly laying on top of me more than anything else. Yeah, deciding to try romance and realizing I'm at the very least bi is probably the thing that's fucked my world up the most, I'm still not sure if its the "right" thing to do. I mean its been nice this last week or so, and I've learned more about Yv, which is cool. But I guess I'm just not used to it yet, especially since she's so....damn cuddly. I can't sit next to her without her using me like a big scaly stuffed animal. Not that I'm complaining, but it is a little smothering, and its really....really annoying having to be so close to her roots, since that constant urge to bite and chew on them is gnawing at the edge of my thoughts like I need a smoke.I sigh and lay against my dryad girl, closing my eyes as she puts me in a light chokehold. Thankfully she's still asleep, so I can have some time to try and set some things right in my head, before she wants to...do something. Not sure what, but I know she's been wanting to go on a date or something since I pulled her into the ground. I smirk, remembering that whole storm, yeah that was nice, talked about music for a few hours. And I learned she liked classical, especially nordic/celtic sounding stuff. Which makes sense because she's the godamn fucking WORLD TREE!Yeah that threw me for a loop, but nowhere near as much as discovering this new...er side of me? and trying out dating with one of my few friends. I mean...fuck magic is real, no way around that, its real I have no way else to explain the shit I've seen and all this legend nonsense is as well, and I used to be the dragon that chewed on Yggdrasil's roots, which is kind of neat. I mean its a little disturbing since I'm pretty much dating its reincarnation now. Might be fate or something but I'm not the sort of fucking idiot who believes that kind of crap. Still, it is a little...weird it ended up like this. But hey, nothing to complain about unless armored knights start trying to kick in the door. I mean the legends I know aren't a problem, Unless Clara gets uppity again or that Snitch girl tries to fucking drown me again. Hell Annie is pretty cool when she isn't acting all weird and witchy.cont
>>1219352And Yvette. I turn my head, looking up at her sleeping face, her peaceful, content smile as she squeezes her arms around me, smirking like she just heard a good joke. I smile, brushing the leaves out of her hair as my chest feels...funny again.Well she's just a sweet girl. The kind I used to think were easy targets, the same kind I used to torment for kicks before Jessie nearly knocked my teeth out. She's like a young mother, and.... I frown, shame washing away anything nice. What did I do deserve a chance like this? I'm horrible person, but she's trying to make me better. Maybe this is her way of doing it but...she actually likes me. Which is...weird.I'm not used to having someone....like me like this, its a new experience and. I smile again as I sigh and shake my head. "Its nice" I say under my breath, yeah its confusing as hell, and it still feels weird but that's not bad. I mean my world views already been twisted and bent like a pretzel, but well nothing I can do about that and I'm still wanting to see if me and Yvette can even work out.I mean, she's already seeming pretty serious about it and...well I just know I'll find some way to ruin it.I groan, not to mention that Rowen's been an even bigger pain in my ass since all this started.God, I just feel...so confused because of all of this. The legend business and this new relationship I was kind of pulled into.I'm not sure what to do with it all. Its all new shit to me.What do I do? Wonder why she likes me Try to wake her up because I'm bored. walk around the inn, to stretch my legs and thinkFind Rowen Call my big sister Let off some steam, try to clear my headTry to cook something 1d20+guile Turn up my music and work out Look for and find some trouble write in
>>1219353> walk around the inn, to stretch my legs and think> Call my big sisterHi boss
>>1219353>wonder why she likes me>call Pam>wander around the inn
>>1219353> Wonder why she likes me> Call my big sister
>>1219353 Turn up my music and work out Look for and find some troubleFind Rowen
>>1219353> Wonder why she likes me> walk around the inn, to stretch my legs and think> Call my big sister
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1219353>Try to cook something 1d20+guile
Well, no use in sitting around. If I really need to try and figure all this out I should at least stretch my legs a little, get my blood flowing. Maybe that'll help me figure it all out. Squirming out of Yvette's arms, I'm careful not to let my tail touch her just incase I wake her up. I'm also careful not to swing it around since there's a lot of fragile shit around the couch. Dragging my tail over the warm wooden floor, I stuff my hands into my pockets and quickly walk towards the door leading to the rest of the inn. The owner installed metal doors to our room since the last "incident" As she called it. And the kitchen is all metal now, I think she's trying to make me feel sorry but....eh I like the look better this way. I chuckle as I press my shoulder into the door, forcing it open and walking down the glass corridor, seeing a harpy run into the wall, shaking the whole thing as she bounces off of it. I chuckle as a nearby bee girl tries to see if the bird brain is alright.Ah, dumb birds never change, they're always good for some laughs. I frown as I walk into the lobby, seeing the owner's son still locked behind the counter, lazily pointing a lazer pointer around the room as one of the fishbone gang chases after it, that little dog girl running after her as they make a mess of the place.That Golem girl is sleeping in front of the tv...or is she just out of power. can't really tell the difference.Still, without that music I think I can actually think....as long as that damn dog doesn't make too much noise chasing the tabby girl.I walk up next to the stairs and lean against them as a jaunty wrestern song plays on the hotel speakers, but its quite enough so it doesn't bother me.Crossing my arms and closing my eyes, I wrap my tail around the wooden railing and sigh.Why does Yvette like me? I mean I wouldn't want some one like me for a girlfriend, I mean sure i've been trying to be nicer but still, saying I'm rough around the edges is an understatement. Surely I'm more trouble than I'm worth. I mean sure I might make her safe or something, but I also trashed our room before she kissed me, and....I don't get how a sweet girl can like someone like me, I mean I know she sees the best in everyone, but she knows what I used to do, what I still do when people piss me off. I just don't get what she likes about me, I mean she's told me a bit, that I'm soft inside or something like that, that I'm protective or something. But I just...don't get it. the only time I protected anyone was when Rowen was kidnapped and that was.I groan, rubbing my forehead. Dammit I'm giving myself a headache, thinking about this is just making it all worse. I mean she likes me, that should be enough, but no I have to pick it apart because I can't understand why someone like me could attract someone like her!Wait, I know, maybe sis has some advice, she's been in relationships before, she'll know more than ideacont
>>1219430I quickly flip through the menus on my phone, and press her contact, which is her smiling face as she coils around me.Her ring tone plays for a second before she picks up"Hey, sorry I won't be able to to long May, at work" She says quickly as I hear laughing and splashing in the back ground "And I'm might have to go soon because there's a shark girl causing a little bit of trouble for no good reason, so what do you need sis"What do I say just want to chat er....relationship advice I dunno, just wanted to see how you were doing Want to do something later Just.....confused is that snitch girl around? Suddenly I feel like yelling at someone Oh, well sorry for bothering you then Yeah, is there any like...remote part of the beach or is it all just crowded What? can't just talk to my older sister now well funny thing is uh... write in
>>1219444> What? can't just talk to my older sister now> just want to chat> I dunno, just wanted to see how you were doing> er....relationship advice (said really fast)> Want to do something later
>>1219444 I dunno, just wanted to see how you were doing Want to do something later Just.....confused is that snitch girl around? Suddenly I feel like yelling at someone Oh, well sorry for bothering you then Yeah, is there any like...remote part of the beach or is it all just crowded
>>1219444> Want to do something later> Just.....confused> er....relationship advice
>>1219444> What? can't just talk to my older sister now> Just.....confused> er....relationship advice
>>1219444> Just.....confused> er....relationship advice> Yeah, is there any like...remote part of the beach or is it all just crowdedGlad to be here for this thread HM
"Just" I say, pausing for a moment as I tighten my tail around the railing, hearing it crack before I lean back into it and stare up at the ceiling "Confused'"Oh? is something wrong?" She asks, sounding confused as I hear a wave crash, sounding like it hit right next to her "If I can help just tell me, its kind of my job as a big sister isn't it""I guess" I say shrugging "And I just need some advice, nothing really major just...some help""Oh? what kind?' She asks cheerfully, sounding curious. I can practically feel her leaning closer to her phone"Er" I say, tightening my tail some more as the wood its wrapped around starts to sound like its about to snap "Relation ship advice"I wince, expecting her to shout. and just when I stop she does, making me jump nearly out of my scales as my tail crushes the two parts of the railing it was wrapped around. Her shriek of joy tapers off to the point it isn't actually painful to listen to. I close my eyes, feeling everyone else in the room looking at me, and I'm already blushing"OH OH OH, WHO IS IT WHO IS IT!" She shouts excitedly "ARE YOU GOING OUT OR IS IT JUST A CRUSH?! HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON AND WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME"I groan and slump forward slipping my tail away from the splinters of wood it just made.What do I do? Tell her just what she needs to know tell her everything Just ask what I'm supposed to do Confess I'm scared I'll mess it up by being me Change my mind, and ask Jessie instead tell her to calm down, and tell her what she wants to know Just ask if she knows how to be....romantic  Tell her about the whole....root thing Just hang up, not dealing with this now write in
>>1219484 tell her everything Just ask what I'm supposed to do Confess I'm scared I'll mess it up by being me
>>1219484> tell her to calm down, and tell her what she wants to know> Just ask if she knows how to be....romantic> Tell her about the whole....root thing
>>1219484 Tell her just what she needs to know Just ask what I'm supposed to do
>>1219484> tell her everything> Just ask if she knows how to be....romantic > Confess I'm scared I'll mess it up by being me
>>1219484>Tell her we'll tell her at dinner?
>>1219484> tell her everything> Just ask what I'm supposed to do> Confess I'm scared I'll mess it up by being me
>>1219484> tell her everything> Just ask what I'm supposed to do> Confess I'm scared I'll mess it up by being me> Just ask if she knows how to be....romantic
I look around, the room, making sure all the other girls have found something else to look at besides me before I start talking. I can hear my sister's tail shifting through the sand as I hold the phone closer to my mouth, covering it with both of my scale covered hands, just in case anyone is ease dropping."Well" I say, pushing my arm into my chest as I huddle against the stairs "You know Yvette""Wait" Pam says as I squeeze my arm against myself as tightly as I can, pushing my chest against myself "Your roommate? Huh, you two hit it off that well then? That's actually kind of cute May, so how did it happen"Well I can't tell her I basically got high and hallucinated as I trashed the room and clawed up my roomie. So I'll just leave that part out."Well I had a bit of a freak out and broke somethings" I say turning away from my phone, making sure no one's nearby "and she decided to try and calm me down with a kiss""Awww, that's romantic if a little reckless" Pam chuckles "So that's how it started then""After I sat in a hole for awhile and worked out my feelings yeah" I sigh "She was worried she freaked me out,but I sorted it out and well...we sealed the deal by kissing in the mud,and deciding to try...well dating eachother out""Well, that's nice but....what do you need help with, you two get along well enough from what I've seen, so what's wrong?'She asks, sounding worried "are you not sure about it?I mean if your just trying it out, it shouldn't be to stressful right""Well it is, because Yvette is a real sweet heart and is....well, she doesn't having any problem showing her affection to me and I just don't know what I'm supposed to do" I say, my voice turning shrill as my sister remains silent "I'm scare I'll mess it up because I'm being me, what am I supposed to do Pam?!"She doesn't say a word for a moment, and I hear her taking a deep breath on the other end"Well, if she's trying to have that kind of love with you, she probably likes you for you since she doesn't seem like the type who only cares about looks, especially if she was as spontanous with setting it up as you make it sound with what you just told me" She says calmly "You said she's really openly affection it?""Yeah" I say nodding "She just loves to cuddle with me and treat me like a stuffed dragon now, its a little annoying"Pam giggles"Then why are you worrying? everything seems fine so far" She says happily "Just don't try too hard and it should continue like this, if you like her the same way that is""I do its just...I'm not sure I'm a good girlfriend since I'm not....well I'm just not a really affectionate person or romantic or anything like that, hell I only had one friend before I got here" I groan hanging my head "I just don't want to fuck it up, am I supposed to start being...cuddly or something"Pam sighs and I can practically feel her smile as she starts talking againcont
>>1219560"May...may you're worrying too much, just follow your heart and don't try to be what you aren't" She says softly "Buuuuut, being a little more cuddly might show her you feel the same way and well....then you might"I press the phone closer to my ear frowning as Pamela giggles and starts to say something before I feel claws around my shoulder, and burning hot breath on my neck.I glance back around as a low growl comes crawling out of what sounds like the pits of hell, followed by some spit on the back of my neck"MCNARREN" the inn's owner growls, barring her fangs as her messy black hair hangs down her fur as she digs her claws into my shoulders, as she pushes the splinters of the railing in my face "You're just a ball of destruction aren't you girl"Oh, its just the inn keeperOH FUCK ITS THE INN KEEPERwhat do I do? Apologize profusely Flip her off and listen to pam 1d20+durability Put the blame on someone else ignore her Insult her, and suggest she gets better railings if they're that fragile PUNCH HER IN THE FACE 1d20+str TYRANT'S ROAR  write in
>>1219577> Apologize profusely
>>1219577> Apologize profusely> Point out how fucking fragilet he railings are
>>1219577> Apologise, and suggest she gets better railings if they're that fragile
>>1219582lol *fragile the* I thought I just fixed that but I guess not
Rolled 6 (1d20)>>1219577> Flip her off and listen to pam 1d20+durabilityrelationship advise is more important
Rolled 17 (1d20)>>1219577> Flip her off and listen to pam 1d20+durability
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1219577> Flip her off and listen to pam 1d20+durability
>>1219577"I am talking about how to improve my relationship with my girlfriend, can't you wait a bit?"
"Oh, real sorry about that, I wasn't really paying attention to what my tail was doing just now" I say holding my phone away from her as her eyes narrow at me, the bags under them making them look all the more pissed off than usual as she snorts, looking down her nose at me "Honest, I just got surprised and tightened my grip around them, not like I tried to break them on purpose, I swear""Tch, you really need to more careful" She sighs "I'd make your repair it, but I'm afraid you'll just end up destroying the stairs"I laugh and shrug as she turns away."Now I know why dragons live alone in caves" She growls under her breath "but break one more thing today Mcnarren, and you'll be in trouble""Gotcha' I say snapping my fingers as I bring my phone up to my ear again "So you were saying?""Ah, Oh right I was telling you what you could do, well I don't really know her, but I know she's a nice girl, not sure how popular or social she is" She says, like she's reading off instructions from a cook book, "You probably know more about me, but if you're worried you're going to mess up somehow, just try and ease yourself into dating life, I mean its going to be hard because you already live with eachother and neither of you have jobs so you'll just be constantly by each other, so I say just try and get used to it, maybe trying to be more affectionate would help make it feel more...natural faster, but if that's too hard for you, maybe just try and treat her to something she likes, and ease your way into her love if she'll let you. Just go at your own pace and if you two work together, it'll work out! I'm sure of it""Oooh?" Rowen asks, hanging from the railings of the second floor "What are you talking about May?"She grins widely as I glare up at herWhat do I do? say good bye to sis and hang up ignore her and get as much advice as I can ask pam how she knows all this punch through the floor and pull Rowen through it Just tell Rowen, that should confuse her Glare at her, and start to stomp to her Say something that'll make her too embarrassed to annoy me Apologize for scaring the life out of her, againThrow my phone at her 1d100 Ask if there's anything interesting going on write in
>>1219577>apologize>ignore herAnd this>>1219630
>>1219664> Glare at her, and start to stomp to her> Say something that'll make her too embarrassed to annoy me
>>1219664"I am talking about how to improve my relationship with my girlfriend, can't you wait a bit?""Or are you jelly?"
>>1219664>say goodbye >embarrasse her (implied three way)>just tell her> apologize again
>>1219664 say good bye to sis and hang up Apologize for scaring the life out of her, again Just tell Rowen, that should confuse her Say something that'll make her too embarrassed to annoy me Ask if there's anything interesting going onAsking her after embarassing and confusing her should be amusing in and of itself.
>>1219675Oh and ask her if she wants a hug!
>>1219664>"I am talking about how to improve my relationship with my girlfriend, can't you wait a bit?"
"Hold on pam" I say sighing as I turn back to Rowen as she pulls herself ontop of the railing and sits on it, sneering a buck tooth grin as she looks down at me, trying to ease drop"Oh? Yeah well I....HEY DON'T PLAY JAWS IN THE SHALLOWS, YOU COULD HIT THERE HEADS ON...ERAAAGH" Pam yells, as I hear her drop to the ground"Oh don't mind me, I'm just curious" Rowen says, resting her head in her hands as her ears twitch and swivel around"I am talking about how to improve my relationship with my girlfriend, can't you wait a bit?" I groan as her eyes go wide and she stammers nonsense, sounding like she was trying to say something to egg me on, but she realized that I just told her exactly what she wanted to know"W...what!?" She squeaks "You...you're never this open with me!? Why do you need to improve it already, are you that bad of a girlfriend?!"She's already red in the face"Well I want to be a better one" I say sneering, grinning as I glance up at her, pushing my hair out of my eyes and away from my horns "First time trying to be one ya know, so I'm worried I'll mess up, yeah"Rowen's jaw drops as she rubs her forehead, looking like she's completely lost."Is this a dream or are you just messing with me?" She asks angrily, furrowing her brow and leaning off the railings "You asked me what I was talking about and I told you, why so suspicious" I chuckle, whipping my tail around as I tapped my clawed toes on the floor "I just needed some advice, since I really don't know what to do""Uh...uh" She says, pushing her glasses up "I mean, you were never this easy to get answers out of, especially if it was personal stuff, so why are you so open about you and Yvette""She's your friend to" I say shrugging "Why are you so upset anyways? are you jealous of me or something?"She turns bright red and glares at me"Why would I be, I'm just worried you're going to hurt her or" She begins before I grin, yessss she's fallen right into my trap AGAIN!"OH, so you're jealous of her?" I ask, bringing my grin back down to a smirk as she stops mid sentence "Can't say I'm surprised, I bet you were just waiting to reveal your real feelings when she swooped me off my feet and""SHUT UP SHUT UP!" She screams, throwing her note pad at me "I don't have a crush on you, you big dumb lizard""Oh well you certainly act like one, if its upsetting you that much you can always just" I begin to say as she chatters her teeth and scampers down the railing away from me "Hey, you didn't even listen to what I was gonna say!"What do I do chase after her, still messing withher go back to my room, see if Yvette is awake Keep talking with pam Just relax in the garden for a while Walk into the woods, see what's out there writein
>>1219765> chase after her, still messing withher> Keep talking with pamAt the same time.
>>1219765> go back to my room, see if Yvette is awake
>>1219765>Pick her up and give her a hug "You know, I think she won't mind sharing with you." > Realize what you just said and blush red like a tomato Secret archivement! From enemies to lovers x3! Congratulations! You made three characters in a legend who were antagonist with each other into lovers! You win 1000 goship points! Your own legend and that of those involved has become stronger! You win ONE MIRACLE POINT! You can make a small miracle happen.
>>1219765> chase after her, still messing withher
>>1219765 Keep talking with pam Just relax in the garden for a whileMaybe our tunnel is still there?
>>1219765>Chase her back to the room and trap her there
>>1219765>>1219787This>Pick her up and give her a hug"You know, I think she won't mind sharing with you."> Realize what you just said and blush red like a tomatoThe harem must be feed!
Anyone else? I'm pretty sure there's a tie here
>>1219808I'll second this as well
>>1219765> go back to my room, see if Yvette is awake> Keep talking with pam till we get theregotta let squirrel come to us
wasnt there an arena like thing for the more violent monster girls we should check that place out later
>>1219765>Pick her up and give her a hug"You know, I think she won't mind sharing with you."> Realize what you just said and blush red like a tomato
>>1219765> go back to my room, see if Yvette is awake> Keep talking with pam till we get thereUhg can you not do the harem shit, It's really fucking OOC.
I cackle, feeling a little sadistic as I run up the stairs after her, chasing her like I used to, except I'm more interested in making her blush and yell at me instead of knocking a few of her teeth out and beating her until she's bruised all over. Man, it's so easy getting a rise out of her, and it isn't really being as mean as I used to be, so its alright isn't it? Besides its a fun way to pass the time"You're just going to embarrass me more' She yells back at me as she runs down the hallway, running under a girl that looks like her skin is a quilt, that I nearly barrel over as I chase "GO AWAY, WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE ACT LIKE THIS NOW, IT WAS BETTER WHEN YOU JUST HIT ME, LEAVE ME ALONE DAMMIT""May, what's going on?" Pam asks from my side, I grab my phone, hoping over a suitcase as I struggle to keep up with rowen "I here screaming, did you mess up that badly?!""No just having some fun with a friend" I cackle "I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND" Rowen yells back at me"...what exactly are you doing may?" Pam asks suspiciously, trying to sound as happy as she always does "Are you causing trouble or acting like...well a dragon?""Nope, just having a bit of fun trying to get a few laughs" I chuckle"Really, because it sounds like you're being a bully" Pam sighs "are you chasing someone?""YES" Rowen yells"Er maybe" I say as I skid along the floor, nearly slamming into a scorpion bodied girl as Rowen sprints down a hallway to my right".....Why?" My sister asks"I just told you!" I groan "Its all in good fun""Try to remember you look pretty scary with your black scales, horns, venomous looking eyes and mouthful of fangs sis, you're probably scaring the life out of the poor girl"Roll 1d20+finesse to try and catch RowenORtry to tackle her 1d20+str (But don't roll to high)>>1219846Yes there is
Rolled 10 (1d20)>>1219855>Roll 1d20+finesse to try and catch Rowen
>>1219846 We fight with a Cerberus girl and she kicks our ass. "They" consoles us saying that at least we don't have to deal with being three heads in a single body. Encounter with Legend, guardian of the gate to Hades, Cerberus
Rolled 16 (1d20)>>1219855try to tackle her 1d20+str (But don't roll to high)
Rolled 15 (1d20)>>1219855>try to tackle her 1d20+str (But don't roll to high)
>>1219854I mean may's just doing it because she likes fucking with Rowen, since she's realized she can get more of a rise out of her this way.
Rolled 16 (1d20)Roll 1d20+finesse to try and catch RowenLet's try to not destroy more of they place or they will kick us out!
Rolled 20 (1d20)>>1219855Finesse
>>1219866No the>"You know, I think she won't mind sharing with you."> Realize what you just said and blush red like a tomatoShit, It's really OOC and honestly not funny even if it is a joke.
>>1219865Changing to Finesse.>>1219855
>>1219870Woot we have a winner!We pick her up, give her a hug and take her to the room to tell our girlfriend abot the squirrel being jelly.
>>1219870Your tail is ours! None can escape the harem!
>>1219879Yep, that's the plan I hope.
>>1219873Yes, and I'll modify it so it will fit in character.As I have always done, since I put everything I write in these quests through a filter of how I think the current character's perspective I'm writing in acts/thinks
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1219855>Roll 1d20+finesse to try and catch Rowenshould we bring her to join in our cuddle pile?
Rolled 18 (1d20)>>1219855try to tackle her 1d20+str (But don't roll to high)
>>1219855>Roll 1d20+finesse to try and catch RowenPick her up by her armpits!
20+0= 20= Success+ crit-She slips under a trolly, I step over it and barely manage to keep it from falling over my weight as I leap over it. Rowen pops out from under it and runs past me, nearly making me trip. But thankfully my tail is great for balance, and with a flick off it I'm back on my feet. I stumble of few steps as she runs ahead of me. But I don't trip again, since I dig my claws into the carpet, and swing my tail as I need to, nearly smacking a few girls who peek out of their rooms to see what all the noise is.Rowen turns around as I reach towards her, curling my tail on the ground so I'll have something to fall on if I slip. Her eyes go wide as she jolts in surprise and freezes up, probably because I'm grinning like a psychopath, but I don't know. All I know is my claws grab the back of her coat and I lift her up."LET ME GO!" She screams instantly, kicking my chest as I laugh "Do you really have nothing better to do than this?""Well Yvette's asleep so" I chuckle, shrugging as she glares at me, her face as red as her fur "Yeah""Do you really find this funny? Chasing me down and grabbing me like some kind of plushie?" She asks angrily, crossing her arms as glares at me"Well I was trying to tell ya something" I say holding out a hand as she narrows her eyes even more"I know exactly what you were going to say" She says calmly "And I didn't want to hear it""Oh what you can see the future now?" I ask, raising an eyebrow as she sighs"No I just know you, and you get a kick out embarrassing me, so I know you're just going to say something to make me flustered because you are an idiot!" She yells, pouting as she swings back and forth."Hey, not my fault its easy to embarrass you, Rowen" I cackle, pushing her back with a finger so she swings some more "I mean come on, you're making this too easy, you've been acting like you're jealous of me or Yvette since we got together since you've been so...well bitter since it happened and even before that you were""Shut up, you're the reason I acted like that, because you kept messing with me like this" She squeaks angrily, trying to hit my shoulder, but I just lift her up higher and smirk "And I'm just mad you've avoid karma so easily! and please not so loud, this is how rumors start may!I smirk evilly as I tilt my head and flick my tongue out, her eyes go wide as she realize she's given me a reason to continue."You know" I begin....before a nagging voice in my head reminds me, that i'm trying to be a better person, and this will just prove Rowens point but....it'd be a shame to pass an opportunity like this by. Well? Continue and embarrass her in front of several people  Stop, and apologize let her go and remind her how many times she did the same to me Blackmail her Hug her and laugh at herDrop her and walk away  write in
>>1219977> let her go and remind her how many times she did the same to me
>>1219977> Hug her and laugh at her>put on shoulder and carry her back to our room
>>1219977> Stop, and apologize> Hug her and remind her how many times she did the same to meThen just carry her around for awhile. I mean we're trying to be a better person yeah but we're taking baby steps. we're not just going to change overnight after all. Still we'll stop teasing her but no way in hell are we just going to let her go after that chase. We'll hold her not to embarrass her just lug her around like someone would a animal they bagged in a tough hunt.
>>1219977>hug her and laugh>drop her>invite her back to the room
>>1219977remind her how many times she did the same to me Continue and embarrass her in front of several people
>>1219977"You... could join us... I think? Ask Yvette." You then let the squirrel go. You are quite sure she won't dare to ask and if she does ask and... well Yvette is okay with it... who knows? You will deal with that if it happens. I mean you did save her and she keeps being annoying. Is this her fetish? She must be quite the masoquist. And Karma? If what you saw in your vision is true then Rowen has a lot of pay for what she did. And is not like she has been a saint even before becoming a monster girl. Now if it turns your best friend is THAT minotaur you are calling bullshit.
>>1219977> Hug her and laugh at her> let her go and remind her how many times she did the same to me
I stare into her desperate eyes, narrowing mine as I lean in closer to her, smoke blowing from my nose as I glare at her and take a deep breath....well there's another way I can get back at her, without making her look like a crazy stalker."You know" I say coldly as I smile softly, setting her back on the ground gently "You made a lot of rumors about me, just because you didn't like me, you demonized me, I mean I didn't give a fuck that it made people try and avoid me or constantly assume I was doing something bad, those ones I didn't care about"I lean closer to her, crouching down as she sits in the middle of the hallway and tries to avoid meeting my gaze"But you didn't stop at those ones, I was good news, people would believe whatever you wrote about me" I say calmly smiling as she turns a nice shade of pale "Because honestly, if people knew me back then, who would. I was an easy target wasn't I?"She says nothing, biting her lip as I pat her on the shoulder"Just remember Rowen, you did cause a lot of the beatings I gave you" I say calmly "But that shit is in the past, and you might be a hypocrite, but I'm not the kind of bitch who spreads rumors that fuck with other people's lives, yours never did to be honest, they just pissed me off"I turn and begin to walk away, whipping my tail around and cracking it infront of her face as I turn back around and start to walk back to Yvette's and my room"I'm sorry" Rowen mumbles under her breath, I turn around and smirk as I see her glaring at me "I'm sorry about every lie I told about you and every fake article I published about you, but you also should remember most of the things I wrote about you were true""Yeah" I say smiling as I walk up to her "I know, but wow, you're actually apologizing""Don't get used to it, you've been trying to stop being a massive bitch and well...I'll admit it wasn't exactly fair"she says with a huff turning away from me "But it was good news like you said so....sorry...I kind of did start all of this anyways"She glances at me, and yelps as I scoop her up into a hug, laughing as she squirms and kicks me"HEY, we're not that close yet" She squeaks angrily as I shake my head and chuckle"Never thought I'd see the day were you apologize, Rowen" I laugh, giving her one last back breaking squeeze before I set her back down, she rubs her spine still wincing "And admit something like that""Well, since you and Yvvy are together now, its useless to try and make her realize....well I should just stop trying to keep you away from her, since you...actually are trying to be a better person" She says, pouting still as she crosses her arms "Sorry about that as well, I guess""Tch Don't worry about it, I'm still pretty bad after all, not going to change in a day after all" I say shrugging "But you should've realized I wasn't acting when I saved your sorry ass from the Clara and the fishbones""YOU JUST WANTED TO FIGHT THEM" Rowen yells accusingly pointing at mecont
>>1219977> Hug her and laugh at herI've cracked the code:Headmaster questH a m er uHarem /u/
I look down at her, my tail flicking behind meWhat do I do? stay here and argue with her tell her its cute she's still trying this hard Admit that, yeah I did tell her they just pissed me off Ask if she wants to hang out with me and Yvette later Shake my head, and go back to my room Ask why she needs to imagine me as some kind of evil overlord esc figure No, it was mostly because you getting hurt would upset Yvette Well....they did kind of trash my friend's car....slightly, very slightly write in>>1220141Well shit, now I have to kill you
>>1220147> tell her its cute she's still trying this hard> Ask why she needs to imagine me as some kind of evil overlord esc figure> tell her they just pissed me off> Ask if she wants to hang out with me and Yvette laterIt's too late for that HM, we all know now.
>>1220147> No, it was mostly because you getting hurt would upset Yvette> Ask why she needs to imagine me as some kind of evil overlord esc figure
>>1220147> tell her its cute she's still trying this hard> Ask if she wants to hang out with me and Yvette later> Shake my head, and go back to my room> Ask why she needs to imagine me as some kind of evil overlord esc figure> No, it was mostly because you getting hurt would upset Yvettethen as you turn to walk away mention> Well....they did kind of trash my friend's car....slightly, very slightly
>>1220147> tell her its cute she's still trying this hard> Ask why she needs to imagine me as some kind of evil overlord esc figure> tell her they just pissed me off> Ask if she wants to hang out with me and Yvette later
>>1220147> Ask if she wants to hang out with me and Yvette later
>>1220147> Ask why she needs to imagine me as some kind of evil overlord esc figure> tell her they just pissed me off> Ask if she wants to hang out with me and Yvette later
>>1220147"You are just angry is not you the one who got a girlfriend.'
>>1220147> tell her its cute she's still trying this hard> Admit that, yeah I did> tell her they just pissed me off
>>1220147> tell her its cute she's still trying this hard> Ask if she wants to hang out with me and Yvette later
>>1220147> Ask why she needs to imagine me as some kind of evil overlord esc figure
"Its cute" I say, leaning my head to the side as she stands back up and looks up at me "that you're still trying this hard, I mean why do you need to imagine me as some kind of evil overlord esc figure"She pulls her cap over her eyes and hangs her head, like she's thinking. her tail curls up slightly as she lifts her hat up and looks me in the eyes, shrugging."Never thought about that, but I guess because you fit it pretty perfectly, you were the epitome of a bad student back then, and now you just look evil" She says calmly "I mean, you're just naturally mean and blunt, not to mention you had a habit of picking fights with girls that should've put you in the hospital, I'm pretty sure you never thought about it may, but you pretty much the closest thing to a demon lord the school had, I mean you beat up monster girls and tormented them as a normal girl, that alone is enough, I don't need to imagine anything May, because you fit the role perfectly"I frown and she sighs, hanging her head again"Used to fit the roll perfectly"She grumbles as I smile cheekily "Better, so want to hang out with me and Yvette later?' I ask happily as she furrows her brow"What, and be the third wheel on your date? No thank you" She says shaking her head, as she turns her back to me and starts to walk away"Eh, I can get that, besides you're probably going to be snooping around anyways' I say bluntly as I do the same, and walk away from her.What do I do? Call back Pam and apologize for that go back to Yvette and see what she has planned Worry my wilting aura Call Clara and ask where that fight club is Make plans myself Try and help the inn keeper with the repairs 1d20+guile Say hi to the tabby girl I dumped in the trash Just laze around in the garden, and take a nap write in
>>1220267> Say hi to the tabby girl I dumped in the trash> go back to Yvette and see what she has planned
>>1220267> Say hi to the tabby girl I dumped in the trash> Call back Pam and apologize for that> go back to Yvette and see what she has planned
>>1220267> Call back Pam and apologize for that
>>1220267> Say hi to the tabby girl I dumped in the trash> go back to Yvette and see what she has planned> Worry my wilting aura
>>1220267> Say hi to the tabby girl I dumped in the trash"Uh... you are not not the witch who drugged me in cat girl form, right?"
>>1220267> Call back Pam and apologize for that> go back to Yvette and see what she has planned
>>1220267> Just laze around in the garden, and take a nap
>>1220267 Worry my wilting aura Call Clara and ask where that fight club is Say hi to the tabby girl I dumped in the trash
>>1220267>Call back Pam...We kinda bailed on her in a rude manner
>>1220267> go back to Yvette and see what she has planned> Worry my wilting aurain other news i have been terrorized by a roach for tge last hour i finally got it when it went for my taco, the taco didnt survive
>>1220390I will include your taco into my prayers.
>>1220390Gross, my condolences for your taco.
I pull my phone out of my pockets as I walk down the hallways, and call my sister back. It takes her awhile to answer this time, and when she does she's breathing raggedly like she's exhausted."Oh hey sis" She says between pants "are you done terrorizing that poor girl""Hey, we were just messing around, it was a game, kind of like tag" I say as she continues trying to catch her breath "Also are you alright pam?""Oh...well that's good to hear and yeah" She says taking a moment to breath "I just had to swim through a riptide because someone thought it'd be fun to swim past the safety signs....don't worry they're fine, a little dizzy sure, but not hurt""Oh well that's good, glad you aren't hurt either" I chuckle as I walk back into the lobby and walk down the stairs "Well sorry I kind of ignored you""Oh its fine, you had other things on your mind" She says cheerfully "Well cya, I have to get back to my shift""Cya" I say, nodding as she hangs up, and I stuff my phone back into my pocket and run into something soft.I look down at my feet and see the tabby girl I dumped into the trash when I went to save Rowen...and I'm pretty sure I ripped her jacket up to. She looks up me, looking like she's about to yell at me before she sees who I am. Then her fur and hair stand up on end as she freezes like a statue"Hey kitty" I say ruffling her hair as I walk past her to the glass hallways "Nice seeing ya around""Y...yeah its nice seeing you to, Miss Mcnarren" She says meakly, not having the guts to look me in the eyes "Hey you should hang out sometime" I say smiling as she nods in agreement"Yeah yeah, I should I should I'll just...ask Clara when I have free time" She says sheepishly, as the dog girl sniffs her suspiciouly "I mean I have nothing but free time but""I get it, she just likes having you around or something right?" I ask smirking as my tail whips behind me, and the cat nods, pushing the dog girl away"Something like that" She says, trying to smile "Uh stay cool""You to" I say, grinning and showing off my fangs as I turn away from her and walk back to my room, hearing the dog girl and her fighting...or maybe she's just getting chased around. Can't tell really.I shrug and push the door to my room back open, and see Yvette in her "Bed" smiling as she the sprinklers soak her and her pajamas, which are hanging on her shoulder's loosely.Her amber eyes look at me from under her wet leaves, the second I walk inside. A small smile dances across her lips"Oh I was wondering where you were....just give me a second May, I'm almost done" She says closing her eyes againWhat do I do? Wait for her to be finish up tease her Sit next to her Ask if I can choose what we're going to do today Tell her I think me and rowen are getting along better yawn and lay back on the couch write in>>1220390Rip taco-Sorry it took so long, computer froze for a bit
>>1220420> Wait for her to be finish up> tease her> Sit next to her> Tell her I think me and rowen are getting along better
>>1220420> yawn and lay back on the couch> Wait for her to be finish up> Tell her I think me and rowen are getting along better
>>1220420> tease her> Sit next to her
>>1220420> yawn and lay back on the couch> Wait for her to be finish up> Tell her I think me and rowen are getting along better>Ask her if she wants to go somewhere today
>>1220420Omake: Kitchen"LILY!" The Cerberus girl just responded like nothing was wrong. "Yes, Boots?""Are you using a flametrower to do this barbecue?""Yes, here." The catgirl then stuffed a slice of meat into the other monster girl mouth."Mmmth, mmm... oh this is good... why is this good? You are not suposed to cook meat using a flamethrower!""I tried with fire magic but I am not at it yet." The Cerberus then feed her other two heads. "That's not what I meant." The Puss In Boots then groaned. "Why we let you in the kitchen of the club again?""I am very good at guarding things and harps are forbidden in the kitchen?" "Ah right... those damn food thieves. Honestly the food is free why they have to steal it?" The catgirl had been put in charge of organising the club afterrecent... incidents. "Who knows... must be the same reason you have a boot fetish and I need to guard places to feel happy." The Cerberus then put a sleeping cap on her left head, that was sleeping. While the right head whinned for more food. "Right... why did I take this temporary job again?" The Cerberus smiled and have the catgirl a hug "Because they offered you a pair of magical boots that used to be shoes? And that cowardy lioness begged you all day?" "Mmm... how about taking a short break?" "Nope, food is still not ready. We are getting a dragon and they eat a lot." "Ahhh... damn." ****And that's why the Legends club got the Legendary Cerberus in the kitchen as a chef.
>>1220489The legendary club seems very pussy heavy.Very nice anon, thank you.
I smirk and walk up to her, chuckling as I see glances back down at me as her deliciously tender looking roots dig and snake through the dirt under her and our room. She's even taller than she usually is right now, since she's rooted in place."Aww, I was hoping for a show" I say teasingly, reaching up and poking her nose, water spraying on my face as she blushes and shies away "Since you're already wet and everything""Oh be quite may" She giggles as I smirk "Besides it wouldn't be much of one, I'm still all stiff""As a board?" I ask as I sit next to her, my now wet hair clinging to my neck and covering my eyes"Alright that was a terrible joke" She chuckles, pushing my hair out of my eyes so I can see "also what are you doing there, you'll get soaked to the bone if you sit there, not to mention muddy""Well, I want to be by you and besides I kind of need to wash my scales"I say with a yawn as I lean against her trunk "And this is better than the normal shower anyways""Really? Didn't know you liked cold showers" She says as I shiver and wrap my arms and tail around "I mean its cute, but don't torture yourself""Its fine its fine" I say smiling as I lean against her "Besides, when else am I going to be able to take a shower with you, huh? ours is too small""You goof" She says lovingly running her hand through my wet hair "Just try and clean up before we go out""Why wouldn't I? Also having a good day so far?" I ask, wrapping my tail around her roots as she scratches behind my horns, cleaning them a bit"Oh, well its nice and bright outside, but you were around when I woke up soooo" She says pouting a pit as I sigh"Sorry, I took a quick walk this morning" I say as she says quick under her breath and frowns "But hey me and Rowen seem to be getting along better""Really?" She asks excitedly "Well that's good to hear, wonderful actually, I was hoping you'd two would finally stop butting heads so much""Eh not sure if we're past that point yet"I chuckle nervously as Yvette frowns and sighs, hugging me close to her side"Well you're trying and that's all I can ask" She says as one of her roots cling to my legs "But...you've all covered in mud now, did you really have to try and be sweet like this?""Yeah" I say grinning as she shakes her head, still smiling as she pats my horns "Such a silly little dragon" She says teasingly, yawning as she slumps slightly, looking drained as the sprinklers turn off, leaving us in a muddy puddle togetherWhat do I say? and you're a big soft dryad Hey, I'm not little your just....big I try Uh....you're pulling on my leg yvette Well I'll go clean up in the real shower nowIf I'm making you feel sick I can move So what we doing today?Why do we always end up covered in mud like this You know that was actually kind of nice....crap I haven't had breakfast yet write in
>>1220489>"I tried with fire magic but I am not at it yet." The Cerberus then feed her other two headsAdorable
>>1220560>If I'm making you feel sick I can move> So what we doing today?>Why do we always end up covered in mud like this> You know that was actually kind of nice>....crap I haven't had breakfast yet
>>1220560> and you're a big soft dryad>If I'm making you feel sick I can move>Why do we always end up covered in mud like this> You know that was actually kind of nice> So what we doing today?
>>1220560> Hey, I'm not little your just....big> and you're a big soft dryad
>>1220560"Uh... I haven't had breast.... err breakfast yet." Rachel is not looking at her girlfriend roots for once.>>1220566Thank you. And the reason of so much cat is that I decided to use the Puss In Boots in my omakes when possible. Basically since she does tons of odd jobs it kind of fits. The "Silver shoes/boots" and the cowardly lion(ness) are from the wizard of Oz. The silver shoes/boots are probably a copy since Dorothy Gale is not a monster girl or an animal that could become a monster girl.
"And you're a big soft dryad" I say sweetly, smiling awkwardly, I'm not sure if that sounded romantic or sweet, but dammit I'm trying here."a BSD?" Yvette asks, giggling as I nod, my tail dragging through mud as she yawns again leans towards me, looking tired already "I like the sound of that, BSD...""Well it sounds better than SLD" I say frowning as I look up at her "and if I'm making you sick I can just move""Its fine may, it's been like this since we met, I'm getting used to it" She says smiling weakly, as she touches my shoulder reassuringly "Besides it doesn't feel as bad when you're this close""Kind of like the eye of the storm" I say with a worried smile, her leaves cover her left eye as she smiles and nods"Yeah, maybe" She says happily, closing her eyes as stays rooted there, letting me lay against her."Why do we always end up covered in mud like this?' I ask, holding my arms up as Yvette giggles"It might be because of what we used to be" She says,happily and playfully "I mean I was a tree back then, and you lived under me buuuut its probably just because of how much you like to dig and play around""And because roots are hard to clean, like you said yesterday" I say teasingly, poking her side with my claw as she blushes"Yeah, that to" She says covering her mouth "Maybe we should do this more often, since we always seem to get muddy anyways""Well it was actually kind of nice" I say, scooting closer to her so I have something to grab onto when I stand back up "So what are we going to do today?""Oh I have some ideas" She says, looking me in the eyes with a big, warm smile "But you need to take a shower first, can't walk around covered in mud after all""Well what do you have planned?" I ask, standing beside her as my feet sink into the mud"Oh well I was thinking of going to the movies, the beach....having a picnic in the woods or maybe checking out that club" She says softly, blushing as her tattoos glow like the runes in her bark "Just a nice first date, somewhere where me and you can have some privacy, but please wash up first may"What do I say? Fiiiine Hmmm, well that sounds nice W..well I guess that could be fun I'll do my best not to fuck it up then You've put a bit of thought into this didn't you Well I don't care so long as its with you can't we just stay inside and order pizza Ooooh lets go to the club!.....well I've never gone on a picnic before write in
>>1220651 Ooooh lets go to the club!Let's eat eat meat cooked by a flamethrower!
>>1220651> Fiiiine> I'll do my best not to fuck it up then> Well I don't care so long as its with you>.....well I've never gone on a picnic beforeLet's be real, the Club would be a TERRIBLE place for a first date. Second date on the other hand.
>>1220651> Fiiiine> I'll do my best not to fuck it up then> Well I don't care so long as its with you>.....well I've never gone on a picnic before
>>1220651> Fiiiine> I'll do my best not to fuck it up then> Well I don't care so long as its with you
>>1220651> W..well I guess that could be fun
"Fiiiiiine" I groan, walking away from Yvette and towards the bathroom, trying my best not to drag my feet on the floor as I do"Sorry" Yvette says softly behind me "And uh, make sure to wash every because....""Yeah I know my tail is covered in it" I sigh, lifting my tail off the ground as Yvette giggles"Well I can't wait for our date" She says happily, sounding a little nervous "also which idea did you like the most"Well I'll do my best not to fuck it up then" I say, smiling as I look back at her and see her beaming smile as the sun's rays fall on her, making the drops of water clinging to her glisten "And well I don't care what we do so long as its with you""Awww" She says clapping her hands to her face "That's so sweet, so do you just want to decide later then? or let me choose"I pause, grabbing the handle to the bathroom as I stare at my mud covered scales on my feet, wriggling my toes. I've never had a picnic before, and those are romantic right? Besides it would probably be hard to mess up a picnic"Well, I've never gone on a picnic before" I say, wagging my tale as I look back at her, seeing her smile smugly as she crosses her arms and gives me a thumbs up"Alright, well you just get washed up" She says cheerfully as she unroots herself, shrinking a bit as she heads to the kitchen "I'll handle the food and picnic basket, but I promise it'll be a lovely date! hey we can even choose the place together"I smile and walk into the bathroom, closing the door behind me. I sigh, feeling a bit hot around my face as I undress.What do I do? just take a quick shower try to clean myself up and look...pretty? 1d20+guile- BullyTry and act alluring Spend awhile polishing my scales and filing my horns Try and help Yvette with the food Imagine all the ways it could go wrong Day dream while I take a bath Try and stall for time write in
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1220750> try to clean myself up and look...pretty? 1d20+guile- Bully>Try and act alluring> Spend awhile polishing my scales and filing my hornsLets hope for a critfail.
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1220750> just take a quick shower> try to clean myself up and look...pretty? 1d20+guile- Bully>Try and act alluring> Spend awhile polishing my scales and filing my horns> Try and help Yvette with the foodPlease let something cute happen.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1220750 try to clean myself up and look...pretty? 1d20+guile- Bully
Rolled 7 (1d20)>>1220750> try to clean myself up and look...pretty? 1d20+guile- Bully
Rolled 5 (1d20)>>1220750>> try to clean myself up and look...pretty? 1d20+guile- Bully
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1220750 try to clean myself up and look...pretty? 1d20+guile- Bully
Apparently May is not "Pretty".
>>1220750> try to clean myself up and look...pretty? 1d20+guile- Bully> Spend awhile polishing my scales and filing my horns
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1220750 try to clean myself up and look...pretty? 1d20+guile- Bully
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1220750> try to clean myself up and look...pretty? 1d20+guile- Bully
>>1220798A 14 is... not bad?
>>1220837we have a penalty from may's Bully status and like no guile stat to offset it its probably more like a 10.
>>1220750Can omake points used to have someone help the MC or just for rerolls?
>>1220871in what way?
Thankfully pretty much all of the mud was on my clothes, so I don't have to take a long shower, but I still have to scrub the mud out of my scales, especially on my tail. I sigh, turning the water on as hot as it will go, grabbing the rough, horse haired brush sitting next to the open shower. I sit down in the middle of it, quickly and roughly brushing mud off of my feet and arms. It feels nice, like it always does. There's just something about scrubbing my scales that just feels good. Usually I take my sweet time in caring for them, but I don't have that luxury today, so I have to move straight to the hard part. Grabbing my tail, I press the brush against it, and rub it hard and rough, wincing as I touch the softer parts. There's a few spots of mud at the tip that are being stubborn, and of course it'd be the hardest part to wash, since its constantly wiggling or moving around.I sigh, and grab the tip of my tail with my hand, frowning as I get back to scrubbing. I sit in the steaming hot water for awhile, laying back against the tiled ledge with a sigh. I run a hand through my hair and frown, seeing the greying strands of black hair as I slowly stand up and turn the water off. I grab a towel and dry myself off, getting dressed before I catch a look of myself in the mirror, and feel that same tugging feeling of worry. Suddenly my self esteem drains away as I look closer to the mirror, and frown. I've always been sort of a tom boy, and really haven't cared about my looks before or putting on make up, and I usually just left my hair as it was but...now I'm not so sure if that's going to work.I put my clawed hand to my face and pull. I mean this is a date, I realize that the first date I ever had. So I should try and actually make an effort to look pretty, I mean, Yvette would appreciate it right? Personally I wouldn't care, but she always look so pretty so...I shake my head and start digging through the shelves looking for anything that look like make up. I'm not sure how I'm supposed to use it, since Pam gave up and Mom knew to never even try to bother getting me into it. But I'm sure it can't be hard, I mean other girls put it on every day, how hard can it be."Oooh?'I say as I open up a stick of bright green lipstick,well this is pretty simple, besides it'll match my eyes! I purse my lips and pause as I realize I don't know how all the rest of the make up will look on me and what can actually be used on a dragon girllike.I slump on the counter, tapping my claws on my cheek, trying to figure out what will go good with this lipstick and what won't get ruined by the scales on my face. Hmm, Eyeliner, blush, mascara, face powder, foundation, lip liner, lip gloss. Well I know some of those things are, not sure If I can use it right.But it can't be too complicated, and I know what nail polish is but I don't need it since my claws will look nice without it, I'm confident. I frown as I shift through the rest of the make upcont
>>1220881There's nothing for scales here? then what am I supposed to do with them? Bah I keep them polished enough, I'm sure with the makeup I have here I'll look fine.I smile, putting my hands on my hips as I see the small trove of glass bottles and plastic cases I've found that I think will look nice on me. Now I just need to figure out how to use them. Grabbing the lipstick, I struggle to hold it in my claws, carefully pushing the cold, smooth stick over my lips. I stare at myself in the mirror trying my best to cover my lips. I keep them pursed and try to see if I did it right.I smile, YES I did it and only got a little on the rest my face! this is easy!. Now how do I use the rest of this?Well lets start with the eyeliner....it goes around the entire eye right? Or do I use the mascara first....and how do I even use that. Ah well, doing is the best way of learning, not like I can fuck it up to bad right?Right?- Stay in may's perspective see it from Yvette's
>>1220895> see it from Yvette'sYes, there is a way to fuck it up that badly.
>>1220873Calico catgirl to rescue Rachel from her horrible makeup and do it right?
>>1220895> see it from Yvette'sHehehehehe, I can't wait to see how this turned out.
>>1220901>RachelHer name is May Mcnarren. Formerly Nidhogg, but that was a long time ago.
>>1220901Hmm, yeah omake rerolls and regular shards of fate could do stuff like that. Since it is fate, would make sense that it could
>>1220911Then let's do it.Uh I think Rachel was one of my omake characters, sorry @_- >Point of omake summon the lucky cat to rescue May!
>>1220895 see it from Yvette's
>>1220949Already voted. But I am not against Omake rolls for Lucky Tabby intervening.Keep the POV away from May during this though!
>>1220895>> see it from Yvette's
>>1220895> see it from Yvette's
>>1220949Fine, let's do it. Is not like we don't have like one omake by thread anyway so wasting omake points is ok.
>>1220949Ah to hell with it, it might be fun. But only after Yvette gets to see it please.
>>1220980https://youtube.com/watch?v=-kSfE4aPSKwSeeing May being attacked by a makeover fashionista will also be funny.
Hmm, I'm pretty sure May would be happy with anything, but I want to make this special for her, since it is her first picnic and our first date and I don't really need to eat anything so I don't have to worry about myself besides packing a bottle of two of purified water and flavoring. But for May I need to think about what she likes the eat, I know I could just cheat and pack nothing but roots but variety is the most important aspect of any meal. If you mouth gets bored with what you're eating or you get to used to a taste, it'll be a boring meal, and as such a bad one. But then again most people don't care if their food gets "dull" if they like it. And May is most certainly like that, if she can chew ginger all day with a smile on her face. But....Well I can't help but indulge, so it'll be some cheese cubes and fruit pieces, a plate or two of sandwiches, a couple of ginger roots, and maybe some breakfast esstentials just to pad it all out.I hear a crash behind me and turn, my roots creaking as I take a step towards the sound. It came from the bathroom. My heart sinks, and then rises a bit as I sigh in relief. Yeah, may can't get hurt from a simple slip like that right? I mean last time I saw her fall the thing she hit came out worse than she did. But still if she fell wrong.That one thought sends a shiver down my spine and makes a few of my leaves wilt with worry as I try to rush over the bathroom, the closer I get, the more sluggish and heavy I feel, until I open the door yawning as I hear an angry roar that shakes the building, sounding like it came from the throat of an actual dragon. Like may's old selfI...I...I what. I cover my mouth, trying not to laugh as I see my rough tom boy roommate and new girlfriend glaring at her reflection. Her hair is...I blink to make sure I'm not seeing things, but her usual wild greying hair is tied up into a pony tail and two almost braids, both messily done like she tried to do something with it, but realized she didn't have enough hair or knew how to actually tie braids.Her tails is smacking the floor angrily, her claws digging into the counter top and then I see her face, and a small giggle escapes my lips,turning to a wheeze as he turns to me.I bite my lip, my legs shaking as I try not to laugh. She pouts, looking as confused as she is upset. Her lips are covered with a toxic green lip stick, that I think she accidentally smeared by habitually licking her lips from her nervousness or trying to focus as she applied her other make up. Her eyes looked sunken, because of how much eyeliner she put on them, caked on as she probably thought it'd eventually look good, but now she just looks goth or like some kind of dark sorceress or witch. I put my other hand over the first as I get a better look at her. cont
>>1221039but couldn't keep it off her freckle like facial scales. Her eye lashes are curled up and I think I can see the current source of her frustration, as she's gripping a broken bottle of one of the glittery face powders I bought. and judging from how sparkly her face and hands are, she only just realized what was inside.She pouts, looking more embarrassed than I've ever seen her, tears filling her venomous green reptilian looking eyes. Her greying black hair looks lighter than usual as it falls loose, falling over her make up coated face as she clenches her claws. Her adorable fat, and dangerously muscular tail swings in front of her covering her face, trying to hide her shame.My heart falls, and I suddenly feel very guilty, and a great sense of pity for my girlfriend. Want to spend the omake thing or may's shard of fate? Yes nahWhat do I do? switch back to may try to comfort her and cheer her up See if a joke would help Laugh and hug her Wash her face and say it was a first good attempt promise not to tell anyone and leaveAsk what she'd like at the picnic Try and give her some advice? pretend it doesn't look terrible write in
>>1221070> Yes> try to comfort her and cheer her up> See if a joke would help> Laugh and hug her> Wash her face and say it was a first good attempt> promise not to tell anyone > Try and give her some advice?
>>1221070> YesOmake thing?> Laugh and hug her> try to comfort her and cheer her up
>>1221070> Yes> Wash her face and say it was a first good attempt> Wash her face and say it was a first good attempt>Ask what she'd like at the picnic> promise not to tell anyone and leave
>>1221086> try to comfort her and cheer her upWhoops copied one thing twice.
>>1221080Omake point, get by doing an acceptable and not short omake. And since each thread has at least one omake recently.  Yes> Wash her face and say it was a first good attempt>Ask what she'd like at the picnic>LUCKY CAT NINJA FASHION RESCUE GO!
>>1221070 nah Laugh and hug her Wash her face and say it was a first good attemptAsk what she'd like at the picnic
>>1221107Shit, that nah should be a yes
"Hey" I say softly, trying to get her attention as I kneel down on the wet tiles and scoot up to her, holding my arms out and inviting her into a hug, smiling widely as she just continues look grumpy and angry, like when she first saw Rowen was here, not saying a word as she sulks in silence.I frown, still holding my bark covered arms out, my leaves drooping either from being so close to may or just me being upset. Alright, this is a bit of a crisis, I need to cheer her up, that much is clear. Since I can't just leave her like this, feeling sorry for herself and looking...like this. Besides, If I'm going to be her girlfriend, than I should try my best to keep her happy""Hey!' I say a bit louder making her look up at me as I lean closer to her, looking down at her "its a good first attempt"She stares at me, blinking once or twice with her ridiculous fluttery eye lashes, looking pretty annoyed with them as she blinks a few more times"BUuuuulshit!" She shouts "I look terrible!"I smile and grab one of the towels, wetting it in the sink as I giggle and sit back next to her as she glares at me"I Was just trying to be nice may" I say as she frowns and winces as I try to gently wipe the makeup from her face "beside I've seen worse""What car accidents?" She huffs, still blushing and looking flustered over her er...unfortunate make over "Don't try to sugar coat it Yvvy""Hey don't be so cavillious" I say sweetly "Sure it was a little much but""You're a terrible liar" She says smirking slightly "I fucked up plain and simple, no reason to try and make me feel better'I toss the messy towel away and hug her."Yes there is" I say squeezing her as I hold her up to my chest, putting my forehead against her's, right between her horns "I'm your girlfriend now and even if I wasn't, I'm not going to bad mouth a friend, and besides I thought it was kind of cute May""Really?' she asks, looking up at me with a smile "Because it really wasn't"I laugh and hug her tighter as she sheepishly hugs me back, still unused to such....physical affection"Well I thought it was, even if it was really bad" I say happily, pecking her on her cheek and feeling her jolt in surprise"Well at least you're admittng it now" May says with a chuckle, laying her head against my chest "Besides maybe I just don't look good in makeup""Oh you would, just ask for help next time" I say as I let her go and turn around "Now what do you want for the picnic""Besides roots?" She asks tilting her head and frowning "Chips and maybe some soda""Well, I think we still have some left in the" I begin to say as I walk out into the room proper and"HYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP" A girl's shrill voice screams above me.I glance up and see a cat girl falling through the sky light, which has swiveled open"Huh...it opens?" I ask, before my brain catches up and realizes what's happeningRoll 1d20+finesse (-5) or magic (+5)
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1221237Roots save her!
Rolled 8 (1d20)>>1221237magic
Rolled 2 (1d20)>>1221237
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1221237Magic plz...>In b4 its earth magic and we're back at square one.
>>1221261And we just gave our beautician a flower bed, nice.
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1221237
20+5= grand success+ crit-My heart stops, and the runes on my skin and bark glow bright enough to shine off my skin. Time slows down as the tabby marked cat girl falls towards me, the lighting shining from the runes covering me flying off from me in slow motion, breaking apart and shrinking down into a block of text that turns itself around and around, burning itself in my eyes as it rearranges and changes itself in a blur of blue light and an ice cold chill fills my veins like ice water. Suddenly I can understand it, and read it as easily as any book. I raise I press my hand into the ground, repeating the words stuck to my eyes, in a langague I know but don't. it sounds deep and ancient.green roots dig through the wooden board, glowing like fairy dust as they reach my bed and a single flower sitting near the middle blossoms and grows to massive sizes.The cat girl lands on it, pollen flying everywhere. The massive flower bends, twisting down as it withers and brings the girl back down to the floor.She blinks in confusion, shaking from fear and more than a little surprise.'I smile and clap my hands together"Oh, you're alright" I say happily as she stammers and tries to process what just happened"AH TABBY" May growls from behind me, nearly making my skin crawl as the cat girl squeaks like a mouse"He...hey Miss Mcnarren" She says as my girlfriend slinks out of the bathroom with a sadistic looking smirk "This is your room, I didn't know""Oh yeah, it is" May says nodding "Guess you decided to hang out a bit earlier than I thought eh?""Oh you two know eachother?' I ask glancing at the cat girl, remembering the jacket she's wearing as the one May brought back as a trophy, I assume they're not really on...good terms "You did make up with that little club right?"I lean closer to may, just in case the cats decided to try and be incredibly stupid and betray the dragon with a temper who's also my girlfriend. I don't like liars....not at all, especially those who break their promises"ITS NOT A CLUB ITS" The cat girl yells before she meets may's eyes "Ye...yeah we made peace with her and all her friends""Oh that's wonderful' I say happily as May smiles"Yeah it really was, now tabby" She says grabbing the girl by the back of her jacket "Do you know anything about make up""Please don't eat me" the girl whines"Please be gentle with her, dear" I say grinning as May smiles innocently"I just want some advice' She giggles, as she drags the shaking and wailing cat girl back into the bathroom."What just happened?" I ask myself, staring up at the room-See the picnic from Yvette's perspective or go Back to May
>>1221336> Yvette's perspective
>>1221336> Yvette's perspectiveI'm glad Tabby is finally helping out, we should send her home with a note saying that we might steal her later.
>>1221336> or go Back to May
>>1221336> Yvette's perspective>>1221349Considering that she is the Maneki Neko, being too mean to her might result in actually having bad luck.Not to mention that she is just a little kid and we just decided to be less of a bully.
>>1221336 Yvette's perspective
>>1221365Since when was stealing a person and keeping them locked in a cat crate for cuddling and fashion tips a a mean thing? And on a more serious note, when did we decide she was a Legend? That seems kind of out of nowhere to me, though I could just be too dense/ill informed to have realized it.
>>1221377You need to read the comments more but it was the GM saying it one or two threads ago. Plus it fits with the joke that every regular character we interact regularly is a legend...
>>1221407And the joke that the girl with the shittiest luck is a lucky cat. Her luck has seen her enrolled in a gang and face first in a barrel of fish guts...and now that she and dog girl interact a lot, I expect her poor fortunes to continue.
Okay, its been about ten minutes and I'm fearing for that girl's life already. I haven't heard a peep out of her or may since they went in their together. Not a giggle, not a pained whimper, tired groan or even a cute embarrassed whine . But I think if things were going badly, there'd be a lot more noise than what I was expecting. So it has to be going smoothly right.I glance at the door, only hearing eerie silence. Well it wouldn't hurt to check right. Smiling I walk over to the door, as calmly and slowly as I can, trying to not make a sound as I press my ear to the door"Stop pulling my eyelashes" I hear may growl as the cat girl whines"of...of course Miss mcnarren, I mean we're almost done" She chuckles "also I'm sure your girl will love the new you....you look...uh beautiful?""Hmm"May grunts "Well, its better than when did that""I'm glad I didn't see that" the cat girl laughs "Wait I mean""Oh no you are, trust me I looked like a prettied up corspe" She laughs "it was fucking awful""Right....could you stop grinning so" the girl says meekly "you know"May sighs heavily, and I giggle as I move away from the door and wait. and wait. and wait some more. I sigh as it starts to get on my nerves. I knock on the door and the cat girl answers, "Uh, she's done" she says glancing back "She's just a little caught up"I glance over her and see may looking...well a little put off at her new look. But she's goregeous! even if it doesn't really...fit her. Her has been brushed to look like its messy on purpose, and her cheeks are rosy and doll like. The eyeliner is perfect, if a little green, but it has black accents to really make her eyes to center of my attention. and of course her lips are green. And I may be seeing things, but she looks like she's sparkling a bit."I can't go out like this" She groans, covering her face as the cat girl looks at me with a pleading, no begging lookwhat do I do? Encourage may Squee, cuddle and kiss Say we can just have a picnic inside Drag her out, BY FORCE 1d20+might Remind her that people might be less scared of her if they see her like this Bribe her with roots tell her maybe make up was a bad idea ask if all that make up is making her uncomfortable write in
>>1221457> Encourage may> Squee, cuddle and kiss> Bribe her with roots> ask if all that make up is making her uncomfortable> Say we can just have a picnic inside
>>1221457> Encourage may>...>ask if all that make up is making her uncomfortable> Bribe her with roots
>>1221457> Bribe her with roots> Encourage may> Squee, cuddle and kiss
>>1221457"May... I packed roots for the picnic. Beside you look beautiful." Encourage may Squee, cuddle and kiss Bribe her with roots
>>1221454Her talent is to GIVE LUCK TO OTHERS not herself. And she still ended better from all if it, she got a new friend in the dog girl and... is not totally spying on May on orders of sone Top Car, no sir.
>>1221457> Encourage may> Squee, cuddle and kiss
>>1221510Nah. No spying. She finally got out of everyones clutches. Now she just gets to be a stooge. Bumbling her way through.
>>1221556Then why she would hang out at the place we live even if she is terrified of us? Not to mention she never goes out of ger way to avoid us.
I smile, and ruffle her hair as I walk up to may. She just glances at me with a sullen, depressed look, before she hides her face with her hands again as he tail curls around her. I clap my hands and squee making her glance at me as I scoop her up in a hug squeezing her tightly as she tries to get up and out of her chair"Yvvy" She sighs, frowning"You're stunning" I say happily, watching her actually blush under the make up covering her face "May don't be so embarrassed, you look beautiful!""I know but I can't go out like this" She says turning away from me "it just isn't my style""Well I like it" I say, leaning over her to look her in the eyes again "And if it isn't we can just wipe it off""But...but I want to look good for our first date" She groans hanging her head"and why would you think I'd care how you'd look? I just want to spend time with you" I say sweetly as she smirks"So I can take this crap off then" She says as I frown"Well, I kind of really like how you look with it" I say softly as her smile shrinks but sticks aroun as I sit her up on my lap, an wipe a smear of make up away from one of her scales "So...if you wouldn't mind....I'd like it if you kept it on"She stares at me for a moment and then at her own reflection"It'll just be us right?" She asks, sounding a little flustered. I nod and she smiles "Well I guess I can keep it if you like it so much, but...I still don't feel right in it, I mean can't we just...go later after I get all of this off""Well then whats the point?" I ask as she frowns again "Besides I've packed a bunch of roots for you to""You don't have to bribe me, I'll go just...so long as we stay away from anyone, especially if they have cameras" She says, blushing agains as she turns away"Aww, worried your reputation will get ruined?" I ask"No, I just don't want to become a laughing stock" She huffs, crossing her arms "Don't worry, I wouldn't let anyone laugh at you" I say grabbing her face gently"And I'd break any who laughed at you or me's face like a plate" She says smiling "besides your too sweet to threaten anyone""Oh is that so" I huff "Well then I'll have to show you""What are you" May says before I kiss her, her eyes widening before they close as hugs me back"Uh...should I go?" the tabby asks as I stop and May smirks, still looking awkward about the whole thing"Well don't threaten anyone with that" She says under her breath, making me laugh."So are you ready for the picnic may?" I ask sweetly as I grab her hand and stand back up "I've packed our lunch already""I figured, you're always dependable" She says happily "So do you have a spot in mind""I'm going" the cat girl says quickly "have a ...have a nice ate""Nope, I just thought we'd find one" I say cheerfully as May sighs"Oh great" She says, grinning and showing off her fangs "Now some's going to see me like this"cont
>>1221594"Oh don't be so glum about it, I'm sure they'd have nothing but compliments" I say happily, hugging her arm as I lean down to be at her height"That's what I'm worried about" She sighs, hanging her head "I mean you complimenting me is fine and I like its just....weird when other people do it""Don't worry I'll make sure no one tries to steal you away" I say teasingly "Oh...shut up" She says laughing as I smile "Besides dragons are the one's who kidnap, they don't get stolen""Oh, so does that make me a princess then?' I ask as she turns to me, thinking as she smiles a sly smirk"Yeah" She says with a nod "M..mine at least""You're so cute when you try to be romantic" I squee, squeezing her"Hey I'm trying my best, I'm not used to flirting or girly crap" She sighs as I chuckle happily"Well, it makes my heart flutter" I say, as she blushes and smiles"It does?" She asks, and I answer with a nod "Alright, well.....guess we're going to wander until we find a spot"Unless you know anywhere nice" I say "Besides, the walk will be half the date""Sounds a little boring" She says bluntly "but who knows""Well, we can try to make it exciting" I say, gripping her hand tightly "In what way?" she asks looking a little nervous"Well, it doesn't just have to be walking, we can find ways to have fun and welll...you do seem to attract trouble" I say as she smirks"Well a fight would be exciting I don't want anything like that to ruin this so...lets just stick to walking or whatever for now" She says with a nod "if any one comes looking for a fight I'll just tell them to fuck of"I smile and follow her into the woods, basket in hand, as she tries to hide her face from passing Fairies or other dryads sleeping out by the path.And we'll end hereI've archivedand will answer questions
>>1221624Knights attacking may when?
>>1221676SoonAlso, combat more than likely next thread
>>1221624Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Weird question for you: How does a modern retelling of an old legend affect it when it is reborn into the world? For example, if Tiamat were to be reborn, would the DnD version of her, the five headed chaos dragon, affect the girl she reincarnated into more than the primordial ocean goddess version of her, because the DnD story is more popular in the modern day? Or do modern retellings have zero effect on the reborn monstergirl at all? Sorry if that doesn't make any sense.
>>1221680Nice. Good thread HM, thanks to the run. Lookin' forward to FSRQ
>>1221683Depends. Sometimes it effects the legends, other times it doesn't. but more often than not it sticks to the original.
>>1221693Got it, thanks. See you Friday HM.
>>1221454>And the joke that the girl with the shittiest luck is a lucky cat.Catgirls are for bullying, so it's appropriate.
>>1221705What if catgirls' special ability is bullying aura? What if the tradeoff for not having any meaningful magical or physical strength is the aura that makes everyone around them want to bully them? That would be wonderfully tragic.
>>1221764I like the way you think sir
>>1221778And it extends to the world too- no matter where, no matter when, everything will go wrong for a catgirl. Their only decent stat-luck- only serves them to survive from one horrible humiliation to another, prolonging the torment.Are catgirls your least favorite monstergirls too? I have found a kindred spirit!
>>1221798Nah, if I had to choose a least favorite monster girl it'd have to be.....Mummies I guess,
>>1221802Egyptian mummy catgirl, you say...
>>1221778>>1221802Nah, those who are unlucky are just unlucky. The calico ability is to give good luck to others not to herself. However if May were to be specially cruel to the tabby May would start to get tons of bad luck Most catgirls don't have bad luck or good luck is just that catgirls are such a big fetish their life is troublesome. Hence why most of them joined a gang.
>>1222311And catgirls actually have some talent at magic, but with so many witches and magic beings wanting to use them as familiar or pets most decide not to. Getting strong is easier for then than to let's say, a fairy, but of course a bunch of rebel teens in a gang was never gonna beat a dragon unless they cheated really hard. So no. Catgirls, even the maneki neko, aren't cursed with bad luck is just that they really are walking fetish. It also doesn't help that their reluctance to learn even easy magic, like the transformation leaf magic tanuki use, doesn't help them much. In the other hand, if everyone was aware that talent is magic is something ALL catgirls have, they would be in a bigger trouble than they are now.
>>1222311>>1222336Hmm, this gives me an idea
>>1221699>>1221764>>1221798>shitting on best monstergirlsplease go and stay go
>>1222775How else are we going to balance out their amazing qualities?
>>1224144Dude, catgirls are a walking fetish and thry life is so crap they have to walk in groups or join a gang to survive. All because people that won't leave them alone. Sure if you are a Legend things are not so bad, unless you are an idiot (like Annie the werecst witch) but mist catgirls are not one.
>>1227144>>1222336The one thing i just don't understand is this "walking fetish" explanation.Shouldn't ALL more or less humanoid monstergirls have the same? Why catgirls are singled out?
>>1228856Goggle the term "catgirls" without the the safe filter on.
>>1231033Just googling "monstergirl" yields completely the same result. Same with "Centaur", "Bunnygirl" and so on. Besides, in our universe they aren't popping out IRL.