Welp today has been a long day.... actually you have had quite a few long days but hay your first time on the field, pretending to be a throne agent no less. You also have found traces of heresy and locked the planetary governor inside a holding cell.well thankfully inquisitor Markal does not care you pulled that stunt but has decided instead of punishing you, you are to infiltrate the populous and try to find the heresy before Ordo Hereticus gets here so they can burn the right people and not go wholesale with the burning.With that in mind your resident techpriest Drauge, who for some reason has items that no techpriest should have, has decided to help you with this endeavor. But it is up to you to get a disguise... and for some reason you have deiced to steal clothing from the other inquisitor on the ship who is a girl....... really nothing can go wrong here right?Welcome to Guardsman quest.
Arriving at Valirsa's room you quickly open the door and get to work. ok it is cleaner than the last time you were here, the bed nice and neat, book shelf not knocked over, and a distinct lack of a hand sewn doll of the emperor.Realizing time is of the essence you quickly begin scouring the room for clothing. You find normal imperial clothing though all female with a color pallet of gray, gray, and a darker shade of gray.... wow this girl has a rather bland taste of clothing.Well you begin to weigh your options, take Valiersa's clothing, leave and keep your own, or maybe she has something tucked away somewhere you can use. Considering how she dresses there must be more clothing you have yet to find.> take what is here, you want this over with as quickly as possible> leave the clothing, penal legion clothing it is.> search more maybe we can find something better that Vali has hidden (per)> write-in
>>1200308>3we go big or we go home
>>1200308> search more maybe we can find something better that Vali has hidden (per)We are a Sniper, keenest eyes in the team, Trap Guardsman is a go.
alright roll time 1d100 vs 42, get past 2 degrees of success and stuff happens
Rolled 26 (1d100)>>1200656Not for the Empra, five the Empra!
Rolled 6 (1d100)>>1200656Rolling for special
...... SPECIAL TIME!!!!!!
>>1200687Woooooooooooo we done did it boys!
You begin searching again, this time you take your sweet time and check every corner of the room, You find several hidden boxes and upon opening them..... frilly clothing..... Valirsa why do you have these?you find at least five different frilly dresses, the Emperor plushy, and actual normal clothing. ok this is weird why would Valirsa have clothing like this, she kills people for fucks sake. aside from the confusion on this you also find some hidden melta grenades which you pocket and a half finished doll of Inquisitor Markal.Seems you have found Valirsa's weakness, frilly girly things, this makes no bloody sense considering her personality but hay to each their own.> take the normal clothing, remember infiltration even if we are going to be crossdressing> Frilly clothing, we running full trap mode today GO BIG OR GO HOME!> Guardsman clothing works, this is nice but you don't want to come back to Valirsa trying to blam you for taking her clothing> write-in
>>1200734>> Frilly clothing, we running full trap mode today GO BIG OR GO HOME!DA EMPRAH PROTECS
>>1200737Emperor save us, I'll supportkudos soup i half expected us to find other garments
>>1200734> Frilly clothing, we running full trap mode today GO BIG OR GO HOME!Nothing by half measures darn it. We'll be so cute a Dark Eldar would blush and not want to hurt us
well since my lungs have recovered, writing
faggots being faggots>>1200737>>1200884
>>1200951>being on 4chan>not being a faggotPick one and only one you cisgender rapist scum
>>1200734> write-inGet clothes from the ship crew.
>>1200961Stop being a oppressive shitlord you gender assuming patriarchy, you raped me!No like we were suppose to blend in.
>>1200969Think of it this way, if you were a heretic would the first thing you'd think when you see Simun the ridiculously cute trap be "oh shit its da inquzishun!!1!1!11"
>>1200982Irrelevant, they still know we were from the ship which raises suspicion. Point is to spy, not be spied on.
against your better judgement and your own pride you grab the frilly dresses, you have no fucking clue why you took them just it seems like an outside force compels you to take em. checking each one until you find one that fits you rush to the bridge where Drauge is."Ok one why the dress and two are you ready?""I still have yet to figure out why and yes I'm ready.""Alright follow me, I believe what I set the stuff too will fit with your chosen attire." before you can respond he begins to move quickly. you have to run to keep up with the massive techpriest and about thirty minutes later your lungs are burning and you and Drauge have entered a room similar to an interrogation room.Drauge grabs you quickly and straps you into the table in the middle of the room and prepares a rather large syringe. "This is going to hurt.""Where is the Hospitaller?""she is on the way, I'm just prepping the stuff." he turns around and you hear clinking and he goes and moves things around on the table in front of him. ten minutes pass and the Hospitaller enters"So you are the unlucky son of a gun who is going through with this. I pity you.""Wasted pity." you reply "I know this is going to hurt but I want the most advantages I can get""Polymorphine prepped Hospitaller shall we proceed."Without saying anything the Hospitaller grabs the syringe and plunges it into your arm. seconds later all you can feel in pain. oh god it hurts everything hurts. you never could imagine how painful this would be and now you can barely comprehend it.an hour later you open your eyes...... the pain was over and the Hospitaller and Drauge both nodding "it worked." drauge states"really?" you reply.... and notice your voice has jumped several octaves. also you have tits now... oh Emperor.> "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU TWO DO TO ME!"> "ok that is weird."> "We never agreed to me turning into a girl Drauge."> Write-in
>>1201010Well then lets have some mexhanicus modify a leman russ sith a hatch on the floor so that we can have the leman drive simun somewhere away from the ship and dop out of the moving tank via said hatch or something
I hope this result satisfies the dress crew and the infiltration crew
>>1201015> Write-in"NOBODY EXPECTS THE GIRLISH INQUISITION!"
>>1201032TOO SNEAKY FOR YOU
>>1201015> Write-inOk...no one outside this room finds out this is me ok..unless like I call for aid> Write-inDrauge? How do I look? For a meat bag i mean? Sister? your thoughts?
>>1201015> Write-inI'm not going at greater risk of killing myself due to mental now am i?
alright we have a lot of write-in today, brb 20 min getting food and then writing
you breath in then out and flex your fingers and toes, ok everything works. you look directly at Drauge and the Sister "ok so why am I a girl?"The sister stifles a laugh and responds with a straight face "BECAUSE NOBODY EXPECTS THE GIRLISH INQUISITION!""Sister, cool it, I know you wanted to say that for a while but that does not mean you can blow out my sound receptors." Drauge replies to this outburst annoyed.after a few seconds of them untying you from the table. you finally get your questions in line. "Alright so first off No one outside this room finds out that this happened, unless I need help, alright."Both of them nod, Drauge not having much trouble with keeping himself in control but the Sister looks like she is about to start laughing and rolling on the floor. "U-understood.""Second Drauge how do I look. aside from being a meat bag." catching him before he can use that response."Well you do look like an average woman, I would have prefered slightly darker hair and one size up and maybe a bit older but it will have to do.""sister your opinion.""you look fine, maybe we could have gone darker on the hair but I like it.""Okay so aside from any visual problems will I be in more danger because of this?""you may experience a slight drop in your strength but you should be a bit more flexible in this form, nothing much."> time to mingle, lets go dress on and everything (fel)> get a cover story together before you leave, gotta go full ham (partial write in) (int)> actually get normal clothing, the dress was a bad idea to begin with.> write-in
>>1201443> time to mingle, lets go dress on and everything (fel)
>>1201463wait no i change my vote to  get a cover story together before you leave, gotta go full ham (partial write in) (int)sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug
if you want 2 you can put in what you think should be your cover partial write permits this
>>1201443> get a cover story together before you leave, gotta go full ham (partial write in) (int)Clearly we're the Inquisitors younger niece who tagged along and has an unhealthy interest in his work, unhealthy because of our lack of actual knowledge about it instead thinking that "Superpowers are cool!" And that we're on a grand adventure. We have complete faith in our ability to find a noble but misguided heretic and that we can redeem him with Love and that the Imperium is truly a noble and good organization.Essentially someone who is optimistic and naive, with access to power but no idea on how to actually use it. Ripe for conversion with a combination of honeyed words and by "shocking" "her" with the cruel realities of the Imperium versus the noble goals of the Heretics of saving "the people".
>>1201602>>1201616We should go out with a heavy guard at first to some social event. Then insist on seeing "The good people" and tour around being unreasonably charitable. Then attempt to slip away from our guard who are "scaring them" and have a public row about how the common man is inherently good or something and pout.Then wait to be approached by someone who is willing to help us do some "direct charity" as our noble position demands of us.
>>1201616Couldn't have made a better one myself.Supporting.
>>1201443> time to mingle, lets go dress on and everything (fel)Is this when we make the V FALL INLOVE WITH us as a girl then naver see us again?!
welp 2 got it and time for a roll 1d100 vs 45
> time to mingle, lets go dress on and everything (fel)>anon forcing their fetish into the questand we wonder why we got booted from tg
Rolled 56 (1d100)>>1201696
come on people you get 3 rolls before a fame burn, and i take the best of the rolls
Rolled 62, 92 = 154 (2d100)>>1201884just in case
..... right you know its below the dc to succeed right? also its 1d100 not 2
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>1201696
CRITICAL SUCCESS!!!!!! we are going ham
>>1201904Most liky did it couse no one eils was rollingIv had other qm do that
>>1201906We are best girl Will we end up going to deep and not able to chang back into a man?
>>1201906we're best girl now. We're Imperial Guard, we are the emperors best dammit, we're hard and strong men, we're even the best women
>>1201916Mfw we end up getting called a saint and V bitch wants to date us
you look between the hulking Techpriest and the Sister "sooo you guys thought of a cover story for me? I doubt that people would not be suspicious if some girl showed up out of nowhere with a frilly dress."Drauge tilts his head a bit "Did not think of that." the sister shakes her head "did not either."You groan why do you have to be the brains of each and every operation "fine lets say I'm the niece of one of the inquisitors or something and I tagged along and have an unhealthy interest in his work, unhealthy because of my lack of actual knowledge about it instead thinking that 'Superpowers are cool!' And that we're on a grand adventure. I have complete faith in our ability to find a noble but misguided heretic and that we can redeem him with the love of the emperor and that the Imperium is truly a noble and good organization." deep breath "sounds good?""sure it's your cover but lets get under way." Drauge states while turning around "were do you want us to drop you off.... after you get clothed."> closest planetary guard outpost, may as well look like I came from there.> at the space port, more reasonable to the cover, also we can deploy a small detachment of guardsmen to look like bodyguards there> nearest cathedral maybe cultists are buying into the hide in plain sight idea> write-in
>>1201994> write-inThe local Zoo so we can "oooohh" and "aaahhh", drawing just enough attention...anyone got a micro pistol?
>>1201994> at the space port, more reasonable to the cover, also we can deploy a small detachment of guardsmen to look like bodyguards there
moar votes requested, this tie cannot happen, we cannot be in two places at once, also this is not a pleasure world
pausing for tonight and restarting at 10 am pst tomorrow, we going all day baby
>>1202002>>1202091>>1202091Supporting. But the local "zoo" is like, a mutant hab or a factory zone and we're looking at the "common people".We should bring something like winter clothing for people who never go outside or something equally impractical.
>>1201905>>1201906> MFW I suggest a backstory and this happens while I'm gone.>>1201715It's not a super serious quest lol. Besides the trope is old as dirt and usually funny regardless of if we roll good or bad.
>>1202214I know its not trying completely serious like that rouge trader quest that's running, there is a difference in having fun in the lore, and breaking character so much it loses semblance of what we created, that you can't really rp in it as the character we try to play.I don't mind the "haha we crossdress naow" if its wasn't one of the such a common alternative players try to "YOLO" story, but its done so often, its becomes boring and predictable, since it tends to follow the same pattern without really adding to the story or character.I'd rather play in the setting with reasonable levels of semblance and faith to the setting, than a game were almost anything goes and there's little to no boundaries or limits in any/many of the directions we decide to run off in for cheap gags, because then there's no real conflict or challenge. You may play as a demi-god at that point.I like this quest, because it felt like it wasn't totally throwing caution to the wind and yet it allowed just enough freedom to believe it was still a warhammer 40k setting, plus some parts gave off a vibe that reminded me of "All the Guardsmens party".
>>1202520Dude. We stood firm against 'Nids. Gentleman M'ladied our Commissar in our penal legion. Bro'd up the Inquisition. Got touched in a naughty place by Cegorach. Smashed Tzeentch's maze. Allowed Chaos to touch our soul through dirty books. Smacked down a demonic materialization while saving our Inquisitorial boss. Jacked his apprentice's rosary and faked being a big I. Smacked down a corrupt Governor.A) Best of 3 really does make quests too easy.B) This is nothing like TheAGP. We haven't been nearly shat upon enough. Nor have we made things significantly worse for everyone else while making them temporarily better for us before it also got worse, then solved the problem by judicious application of explosives, lying, and creative requisitions.C) Our power level is way too high, and everyone is way too NPC by just going along with it, and nobody cares about those things because it's FUN.So when we're all going along with it, don't butch and try to pretend this is your gritty super serious quest when something happens that you personally don't find "fun" or breaks immersion.IMO we are disguised as a woman to seem less dangerous, and playing an ignorant but well meaning sheltered socialite so that we present a better target for corruption and conversion than outright kidnapping or assassination.Also to see Ms. Seriousness' face when she realizes whose clothes we're wearing. Because a little humor goes a long ways in staving off the crushing psychological stress of what we have been through and are going back into.
>>1202520And on a non-quest related note, don't start drama about this sort of shit. It goes nowhere and draws too much of the quest into arguing about wearing a dress.Instead, roll with it as best you can and try to present write in options that are less silly but still fun, or sensible, and cast your vote.More than one person is playing this game and if most of them want to play a looser, more relaxed game then you're just going to be pissing into the wind.Personally I've enjoyed it so far, and I'm not going to let one sillier part "ruin" the quest for me.> MFW people have actually done this sort of thing IRL all the time.
alright "zoo" won it writing, also i have thought about best of three being too easy so I'm just going to do best of 2 then you get fame burn rolls.
You think to yourself if I was a heretic where would I hide.... among the other strange people of this world, the mutants. "does this planet have an area for mutants?""Why in the name of the emperor would you want to go there?" the Sister asks concerned now "You know to hold the disguise you cant have any weapons on you right?"Drauge stops her "I can see where Simun is going with this Sister it would be much harder to find a heretic if they were hiding with mutants therefore that is where Simun wants to direct his investigation."The sister turns toward Drauge "I cannot approve of this Drauge, Simun is going to be unarmed and exposed with who knows what around him, He could get killed or worse."you perk up "I'm the one Markal elected to do this investigation, I don't need your approval sister."She huffs "If you die it's on you." she leaves the room and slams the door behind her"why was she so riled up?" you ask Drauge"She lost her biological sister to some mutants, from what she told me there was not even enough to burn. Ever since then she has been sensitive to the subject of mutants.""Wait she said I was to go without weapons you mean I cant bring anything with me?""That is not completely correct, you can bring a laspistol but that is it."ok so that means my firepower has gone down significantly you think to yourself, "okay so when can I get dropped.""Now." Drauge responds flatly then grabs your arm and drags you behind him to the ship bay. you arrive on the planet and are quickly escorted to the slums, cheery place you think to yourself as you note a human corpse nailed to a wall with the words 'keep out' cut into it's chest, you have two other men with you both better armed than you "ma'am are you sure that you want to enter here." one of them asks"Yes Soldier Uncle I mean Inquisitor Markal mentioned there may be some interesting people here and I wish to investigate." god acting like a girl is much harder than you thought, not only do they talk different but walk, move, and react different to a guy. also skirt is way too airy for your tastes, wow I already miss pants you think to yourself."very well ma'am just remember stay between us, we are not permitted to allow you to get hurt."> start with the visual inspection, try to find one that does not exactly act like the others (per)> start up a chat with some local mutants, maybe they will let something spill (fel)> Ask your guard to round up one of the mutants, we are getting information by any means necessary (Ws, Fel)> write-in
>>1202914>> start with the visual inspection, try to find one that does not exactly act like the others (per)
>>1202914> start up a chat with some local mutants, maybe they will let something spill (fel)"Oh the poor dears. Look, this one is hurt! Let me give him some feed. It's the least I can do. After all, my position puts me in service to Shepard even the most wretched of the Imperial Citizenry."
alright 2 won writing. also pausing after this, don't you love when you have a full day planned out then someone ruins it, will be back in about 2 hours.
also roll time 1d100 vs 25
Rolled 72 (1d100)>>1203372SUCEEEEEED
you have one more chance, roll well my friends
>>1203372I'm going to let someone else do the honors
Rolled 23 (1d100)>>1203378
>>1203378>>1203372but i think iv made itwe are best girl>>1203403my interwebs fucked with my frist roll
just barely good, writing
You note several mutants huddled in a corner, a few of them looked passably human but two of them were obviously mutants grotesque muscles, elongated limbs, one of them was sporting a few more eyes and the other had no eyes but a rather interesting nose structure.You apporach them "Oh you poor things, let me give you something to eat." you hold out some rations which are quickly snatched from your hands before you can blink."T-thank youuuu, we are quiteee greetful." says the hulking one with no eyes"It's the least I can do after all I am a Shepard of the Imperium and I must watch over all its Citizenry." Oh god these lines sound so cheesy but the mutants are buying it, well all but one who's skin looked like it was covered in scales and feathers."So what do you want -squak-" it asks and you notice it has a beak for a mouth, no wings though and its scales and feathers seem to go between green and red, never mind hideing in plane sight for on this one, he would be spotted before the hulking ones.holding back the vomit you force a smile convincingly "To help the downtrodden it saddens my heart to see people in this state merely because they were born imperfect."several of the mutants nod they seem to be much more open to your inquiries now, you note one of them shifts and leaves heading down the road.> bid your farewells to these people and follow the one that left silently leaving when you are handing out food is strange to say the least (ag)> continue being nice to these things, maybe they can drop more information (fel)> as your guard to find a place for you to stay for the night when it comes, aka set up a base of operations> write-in
>>1203508>2Did drauge tell us how long this morph would last?
>>1203508>> continue being nice to these things, maybe they can drop more information (fel)
>>1203508> continue being nice to these things, maybe they can drop more information (fel)
quick reappearance before i get back to doing what i was doing, 1d100 vs 36
Rolled 16 (1d100)>>1203792
Rolled 48 (1d100)>>1203792
Rolled 19 (1d100)>>1203792
alright a 16 is a success so begin the writing
You ignore the person leaving, they probably had something they need to attend to, you turn your attention to the now growing mass in front of you, what had been about seven had grown to twenty and steadily more and more mutants were arriving.one of them spoke up, it was a young girl you could see that through her deformities "Are you a saint?"you shake your head a little surprised, were they treated so bad that just giving them food makes them think your are a saint? "No I merely am a person who wants to make the Imperium a better place."Even with you telling them you are not a saint many of the people in the crowd begin mumbling something along the lines of "the saint is just being humble"you begin to press your luck a bit "So I was wondering if you knew of some people here, they usually have a sign like this." you draw on the grown the mark you saw on Thera's robes a circle with eight arrows going out of it "I really want to just talk with them."murmuring goes through the crowd before the bird man speaks up "Yes we know of them they keep to themselves, though" he pauses for a bit and taps his beak "We could arrange a meeting if you would desire, it is the least we can do for one that has shown us such kindness."> "please do, I wish to talk to them so I can learn more about them."> "please that would be asking for too much, can you just point the way so I may find them myself?"> question them a bit more, see if you can gather more information before first contact with the cultists (fel)> write-in
>>1204058>2We do not wish to bring anything unto our new mutant friends.
>>1204058> "please that would be asking for too much, can you just point the way so I may find them myself?"No, no it's ok. Thank you so much for helping me out here, your guys are really nice you know? I'm just trying to get too know people and understand them, so we can all be better together
be back at 8:30 got called into work
>>1204058>> "please that would be asking for too much, can you just point the way so I may find them myself?"
>>12040582 The mutants dindu nuffin (afaik, i'm not too good with 40k lore but fuck if i enjoy it nonetheless), let's not get them involved if shit goes down.
>>1202745I'm not talking about it not being grimdark and gritty enough, or that it doesn't strictly adhere to the "law" of the setting. That was not the point, but that it goes against what I feel we tried to make the character be, and the alternative we choose is attempted enough frequently, even if it doesn't always win that makes me roll my eyes.>ABCI think you misunderstood my post.&I said it gave me vibes (should I have said feels?) that reminded me of AGP, not that it was or almost like it.I'm not talking about how it doesn't completely adhere to the lore, most I felt was within the suspension of disbelieve.Frankly I'd be more fine with it if the change if it was not an option, and happened to us as a small ball curve the qm did to see how we handle the situation.>>1202761It won't become drama if we are civil and respectful, which i feel that you are being.I am rolling with it, I'm also giving my input and opening dialogue. Whats done is done, I don't expect or want a wand to be waved and Deus ex machina the story part away.> MFW people have actually done this sort of thing IRL all the time.I'd be fine with it if we had a high insanity level.Just woke up, so I apologize for the long reply.We should make a discord to talk in.
>>1204058> "please that would be asking for too much, can you just point the way so I may find them myself?"Feels bad that they are mistreated so badly in some worlds despite being imperial citizens.
Im back and I have vodka, now every time we get 5+ people voting I will take a shot, also 2 won writing
>>1206142>vodka>Not whisky or brandyWhat is this heresy?!
Ok personal rule number one dont get innocents involved you think to yourself, "No please that would be asking for too much, can you just point the way so I may find them myself?"you hear more mumbles from the crowd about how you are being humble and how caring you are about them, shit this form may become a personal saint for these people.The birdman taps his head a bit and closes his eyes trying to remember "Now, I think.... -click- no where was it.... AH I remember they sometimes meet at the old bar not too far from here, it's called Drunkard's Throne. I believe if memory serves they are having a meeting tonight to initiate new members.""How do you know that?" you ask as innocently as you can as your mind races, this would be a perfect time to infiltrate, also the most dangerous time really if they catch you well this could end messy."The reason I know is because they did this last year on this day.... my daughter joined them, I have yet to hear from her." he bows his head a little, you sense he wants to ask you for something but is not sure its appropriate to ask> thank you for telling me this, I'm sure after I talk to these people I will tell the governor of your plight and urge him to help you> What do you want to ask of me? I'll do my best to help you with what you need. (fel)> Nod hand out the rest of the sacrificial rations and find the damned place and wait> write-in
>>1206271> Nod hand out the rest of the sacrificial rations and find the damned place and waitAsk for the name of the daughter.
>>1206271>3What's her name? If I see her I'll let her know she needs to visit her pop more often
ima pause for tonight and resume around 6:30 tomorrow, the drinking game still stands though.
>>12062712We a patron saint of the mutants now.
>>1206271> What do you want to ask of me? I'll do my best to help you with what you need. (fel)
welp do you want to do a combination of the two?
ill start writing at 6:00pm pst today, passed out yesterday
waving the fel roll just this once, never again are we waving a roll.
You wave your men to pass out the rest of the sacrificial rations to the mutants, really they look starved and a group with nothing to lose would be useful as sacrificial pawns if shit hits the fan"Sir what is it you want to ask me? I'll do my best to help however I can." if Mirasi saw you acting like this she would never let you live ti down but the things we do for the Imperium"Please look for my daughter," He says tears begin streaming down his eyes and his shoulders shake "Please bring her home, I dont know what they have done with her but I am old and weak and I can do nothing.... Please."You put your hand on his shoulder to calm him a bit, "I'll find her, I'll do my best to make sure she makes it home."The bird man covers his face with his hands and falls to his knees weeping muttering "thank you" over and over again.You note more and more mutants were gathered around you watching this display of kindness and more and more the word "Saint" circulated. Well at least you made a good impression on them.You and the guards leave the crowd that has gathered heading toward where the man had pointed. The Drunkard's throne, sure the place had a interesting name but looking at it boy was it run down. windows cracked, grimy, and one missing. the outside looked like it had not been taken care of for years and the place stunk of rot and vomit, the door if you could call it that was just a half rotted piece of wood barely holding on.> order the men to take up sniping positions and wait for your signal (wait for the meeting)> enter with the guards, make sure you know the place inside and out before the meeting> find a place for both you and your guard to rest, better be fully awake for this when it happens> write-in
>>1213876> order the men to take up sniping positions and wait for your signal
>>1213876> order the men to take up sniping positions and wait for your signal (wait for the meeting)
You think to yourself, okay how do I make sure I get out of this alive.... right I have guards with big scary guns. You turn towards your guards."I want you two to take sniper positions." you state flatly leaving little room for argument"Ma'am I respectfully decline that order, it's too dangerous to leave the VIP alone.""I doubt the people I wish to meet will talk to me with someone pointing a lasgun over my shoulder at them.""If I am pointing my lasgun at them then I doubt you should be talking to them." the guard responds almost immediately...... shit we got a smart one here.you roll your eyes annoyed "Fine can we compromise, one of you take a sniper post and the other stays with me.""I still do not agree with this plan, all honesty Ma'am this place should just be burned away nothing but mutants and criminals here.""that is the exact reason I'm here you dolt, I as a Shepard of the Imperium must make sure that even here the light of the emperor is felt." really you are acting really naive but that is part of the plan.... next time Markal tell you to infiltrate your answer should be no.both the guards look at each other and the one who had not talked shrugs "I't her orders, if she dies its on her.""more like it's on us" the other guard who had argued with you responds "but I guess we are not supposed to question your orders, suicidal as they are, James you take the sniper spot I'll say with the miss." with that the guard named James walks off to find a spot."that reminds me, what is your name." you ask the unnamed guard"Drez." he responds flatlyA few hours later after the sun drops low you and your guard stand beside the door to the Drunkard's throne. At first no one showed up, minutes pass with no one until you notice five cloaked figures walking up the street towards the bar. they spot you and the front one turns its head back and nods at the rest. they walk up to you and your guard before the front one removes his hood. His black hair slicked back, with mismatched green and grey eyes looking right into your's his face covered in innumerable scars. she speaks and his voice sounds like he had been eating gravel for years. "So you are the one looking for us, the Saint the residents of this fine slum were talking about today.""I dont know about saint...." you start before he puts his hand up to cut you off"Come inside and we will speak more, your guard must stay out here." with that he turns and enters the building> leave your guard here and enter, you need to know what these people are up to and all honesty the guard is going to be a hinderance to investigation (fel)> Enter with the guard, they do not dictate what you do and you will bring who you wish with you, also having the extra gun is nice> ignore them and do not enter, this is way too dangerous for one person.> write-in
>>1214422> Enter with the guard, they do not dictate what you do and you will bring who you wish with you, also having the extra gun is nicePoint out that our Uncle won't let us move around without the protection.
wow slow day
>>1214422>What could possibly go wrong?
alright give me a bit and I will write, In the middle of classes at the moment
>>1216261What's the worst that can happenExcept we trade guns
ok when you support a option please put the number for the option you are supporting since its kinda hart to tell.
Rolled 1 (1d2)but at this point we got a tie -sigh- RNGesus hear our prayer 1=1 2=2
Alright we got the roll one 1d100 vs 25 -extra heretical laughing-
Rolled 35 (1d100)>>1217056Roll?
well pray you get a better one since that one was a fail
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>1217056Rooooooollll
Rolled 1 (1d1)>>1217786I like this roll better than me previous roll...
well your guard is not taking your shit today. writing.
You turn towards your guard smileing and before you can say a word he stops you with "No.""But they...""No.""but""No"you realize you need to act like a girl so you stomp a bit and try to look like an angry girl as much as you can "But Drez they said that you need to stay here.""And I don't care, Inquisitor was quite explicit that you had to have at least one of us in the sane room as you at all times.""FINE!" you yell at him and enter the building, he follows behind you from what you can hear he flicks his lasrifle into medium power.the man with slicked back hair sits at a table with his crew sitting at tables around him. he looks up "I thought I said you had to leave your guard outside"before you can speak the guard responds "Not her choice, I have been ordered to stay with the miss at all times."The man grunts looking at both of you before snapping his fingers, the strangest thing happened Drez froze up, well that is not really a truly aped description he just stopped moving it was like the air around him froze and Drez with it. The first though in your mind was Psyker, this was both a really good thing and a bad thing.You suddenly felt everyone's eyes on you the man waved his hand again "Salvek check her mind we will know if she is lying or not about her identity." FUCKING SHIT!> keep with the story, you are the inquisitor's niece and you want to learn more about the people he hunts because of my own lack of knowledge (Wp)> pretend you are a normal girl, completely normal just kinda more naive and nice than most (Wp)> drop the facade, start shooting maybe you can get which one is the psyker (bs)> write-in(if you pass you trick the psyker)
>>1217900Nope, open fire and open comm with drauge or whoever and call I'm black up
>>1217922Is that a option 3 on the table?
all options are available if you vote for them you don't want to try and outsmart a psyker?
>>1217955I;m asking him what choice he choose, since back here, it wasn't clear>>1217028>>1216614>>1216909This sounds like option 3 but it may also be interpreted as a write in.
>>1217968Technically 3 with a write in
then put down 4
>>1217985I just wanted to make it clear.>>1217922Backing this "write in".
roll time then 1d100 vs 27 essentially you need to pass to hit the psyker on the first hit
Rolled 1 (1d100)>>1218012
boom headshot also we got a perk because of that, Psyker killer +5 against Psykers
you know that wp is one of your highest stats? https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1VEdRRmqRN2wb661ea1Bz2iXQwqQl2JVgl1OdrmHk3Tk/edit?usp=sharing
also here is a link to the doc i use to keep track of all this shit https://docs.google.com/document/d/1N6DV3ou3h5MO0TZi61pc9jGoMBA4p3S4fJ0rCI6qooM/edit?usp=sharing , writing
You know you wont pass an inspection by a psyker, time to unleash the heat. swiftly and with the precision of a sharpshooter you flick your hidden laspistol up switching the thing to high power and taking a shot at the furthest back one. His head detonates upon the shot hitting him and your guard unfreezes "What happ-" before he can complete his sentance you take another shot blowing a hole in another's chest "Shut up and shoot." you state calmly as one of the surviving members tries to rush you only to get hit by a shot from the guard you had taking a sniper spot.Draz begins unloading on the rest as you jump over the table and tackling the man who had yet to realize his entire crew had been killed. "alright shit for brains, you are going to tell us everything you know or I'm going to make you into the new paint for these walls."He blinks a few times "Shit, the info never told us you were a crack shot." he looks around weighing his options before directing his eyes at you "Fine I'll tell you what I know but you better promise me that you will let me go.""I'll let you go if its useful.""I wont speak unless you guarantee my safety.""Not very loyal are you?""you try being loyal when there is a laspistol pointed at your face."> "where are the other cultists, I need names and places"> "who do you follow, I want to know who you work for"> blam him, he is not worth you time (no second choice)(choose one then one of these)> I'll spare him> lie about sparing him and kill the man after getting info (fel)
>>1218112> "who do you follow, I want to know who you work for"> Let him live for now, and stick a tracking device on him.
write in and 4 are close enough so writing.
You look at your laspistol, one more shot on high but hay only one man left so we gold. "who do you follow, I want to know who you work for.""again no guarantee no answers.""Fine I wont kill you. Now answer me.""I follow the changer of ways, the weaver of fates.""ya ya ya I don't need titles I need a name.""tzeentch.""what color.""Color?" you put the gun closer to his head "THE BLUE ONES!""ok the bird ones.""so let me go?""sure." you pull yourself away while slapping a small tracker to the man and motioning Drez to put his gun down and the man runs out of the building out of the back entrance"why did you let him go?" Drez asks"tracker." you state "Drauge you have a lock on them.""yes he stopped moving, I'm sending the location to you."> head there now, take this infestation out.> regroup, set a plan they probably have more psykers.> ask Drauge if he can bombard the place, subtlety time is over.> write-in
>>1218304>Our laspistol is nearly empty, see if any of the dead heretics had a gat on them and then do>
>>1218304> regroup, set a plan they probably have more psykers.>Also loot.
stopping for tonight, sleep
>>1218304>2>4I'm in favor of looting too
im restarting this tomorrow at 6 pm pst, sorry have midterms
>>1224189All good man, good luck
>>1224189Remember, if your prof. is a SJW, you need to check privileges first in order to pass.
oh no, I forgot to check my privilege. I'm so fucked.
>>1218304> write-inWe need to find the Daughter of the Mutant, sure it's not a must but the image of a Saint and niceness is a good thing to have for the future. IN the meantime loot stuff....stuff that aint chaos symbols etc> regroup, set a plan they probably have more psykers.Lets let the mutants know where the Cult is and see if dad can get her out of there. Get the local mutants too get the fuck out of there because the Burn and Purge crew are on the way and we want them to be safe.
>>1224689M-maybe you can pass as a cis, pre-opt, race fluid-furry attack-helicopter?
>>1218339Oh and try to find birdbro's daughter of course>inb4 >responding to a 2 day old post
2 things, screw traffic and writing, all the 4 options were really close to eachother
"Alright Drauge, thanks for the information." you speak into the vox and you hear some snickering through it "Drauge what was that.""Mirasi found out." he replies matter of factly well shit, you will deal with this later. you disconnect and motions for the Drez to get the other guard and toss him the voxas he begins to talk into the vox you begin to check the bodies, cultists clothing, more wierd circles with eight points, oh nice two more lasclips and from the looks of it they are at full charge. as you pocket the clips you hear a creak and and spin around, the old birdman stands in the doorway beak open in shock."What happened here!? I thought you wanted to talk!" he exclaims little bird sounds can be heard under his words"They attempted to kill me, I think they intended to use my body for something." you state thinking on the fly now, make this up and roll with it time."My daughter did you see her?""no though the fight broke out quickly, are any of these bodies her?" you point at the fresh corpses and he shakes his head"no she was like me, none of these people have feathers." you note the man getting more and more quiet, shit you are not good at this touchy feely stuff"well we know the next place where they are." the man immidatly perks up his feathers poof a bit then lay flat"where.""well...." you proceed to tell him where the man stopped moving "also the Ordo Hereticus is getting here soon, so I suggest you get you and your people out of here."without responding the birdman rushes out the door, probably heading to where you told him the cultists were.... well either they waste ammo on him or he manages to get his daughter out of there.Drez and the other guard who arrived without you noticing walk up to you "Alright little miss are we done with trying to play nice with these cultists.""well yes, though I would like to avoid too much bloodshed." as you say this Drez rolls his eyes"Ok since we have to protect you and you seem to be so willing to try and get yourself killed what are you planning."> "We need to make sure that the cultists don't hit us with another Psyker so I say we do the same strategy here, one of you snipes when you see weird kill what is causing it, the other sticks with me."> "I go in alone, bait out what they have there and you two rush in and start shooting, simple and efficient."> "lets see if we can get some of the mutants to help us, time to use unorthodox methods to beat unorthodox enemies."> leave, begin ship sweep and wait for ordo hereticus to get here, burn and purge with the professionals> write-in
>>1227333> "lets see if we can get some of the mutants to help us, time to use unorthodox methods to beat unorthodox enemies."Mutant penal legion when?
alright, 3 it is writing
you think for a bit, there are probably more cutists than what your current group can handle, you will need reinforcements but you have none on the ship that know the area.... well fame is a blessing so why not recruit the mutants to your cause. "Lets see if we can get some mutants to help, we are facing enemies on their home turf so why not get some of the locals to help.""That sounds like a terrible idea" Drez states clearly annoyed at you "We should just purify this entire hab block and be done with it.""again, we are here to help these people and killing them would not be helping.""You are naive to think that they will help us, they may think you are a saint but no way will they die for you."you start ignoring him and leave the building, fuck Drez he is offering nothing helpful aside from just being an ass. now then where do I start looking for recruits.> just look around, maybe yell a bit, see if they come out (Fel, per)> yell, no games we need men NOW (Fel)> patience is a virtue and you have lots of it, take out some rations and wait for them (Fel)> write in
>>1228028> yell, no games we need men NOW (Fel)
>>1228028I'll got with 2 too, my last reply of the night though I need sleep
I'm going to pause as well, two nights of no sleep is rough but im restarting 6 pm sunday pst